grey city grey cityGigi: The Blurb Write Onpage 3 page 5The Chicago MaroonVolume 92, No. 50 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1983Hyde Park Theater closestty William RauchYesterday evening’s final show¬ing of “48 Hours” marked the endof the Hyde Park theater’s opera¬tions. The Hyde Park, at 5238 S.Harper, was the only movie the¬ater in the neighborhood. RichardOrlikoff, attorney for the build¬ing’s owner Bruce Sagan, cited de¬clining revenues and the theater’spoor condition as reasons for itsclosing.Orlikoff said that Oscar Brot-man, who ran the theater, “wasnot able to operate the theater suc¬cessfully.” Brotman at one timeowned a chain of 28 theaters, in¬cluding the Carnegie and now-demolished Cinema theaters. Orli¬koff said that Brotman had sold allof his theaters, and that the HydePark is the last one in his chain.Orlikoff said that because Brot¬ man had only one theater, he hadtrouble obtaining first-run movies.“Because Hyde Park demands agood product,” Orlikoff said, thetheater’s revenues had fallen off.A spokesman for Brotman saidthat Brotman could not competewith the larger theater chains,which had more “buying power”than his did, for the first-run mov¬ies.According to Orlikoff, Brotmanis closing the theater at Sagan’ssuggestion because of its declininggross revenue and state of disre¬pair.Brotman’s spokesman said thatSagan gave Brotman about aweek’s notice for the theater’sclosing, which he said is “Mr.Sagan’s idea.”Orlikoff said, “We have no pres¬ent plans” for future use of the the¬ ater. He said that the theater hasbuilding code violations and that“the first thing is to place the the¬ater in shape.” He added “If some¬one wants to move in, we’ll lis¬ten.”Jonathan Kleinbard, vice-presi¬dent for University news and com¬munity affairs, noted “we’ve (theUniversity) tried to get him to up¬grade the theater in the past, butwith little success.” Kleinbardadded “it’s an old building, hard tooperate,” and noting that highunion costs inhibited operations,he said, “it’s not an easy situationto solve.”Kleinbard has spoken to somecommunity residents about thepossibilities of establishing an¬other theater, but no agreementfor such a proposal has beenreached.Registered nurses approvenew University contract The Chicago Maroon Friday, April 29, 1983By Cliff GrammichAfter extended negotiations, thelocal chapter of the Illinois NursesAssociation (INA) and the Univer¬sity administration have reachedagreement on a two-year contractfor over 600 registered nurses re¬presented by the INA. The pre¬vious contract had expired onMarch 1, and the nurses ratifiedthe new agreement Monday.The new contract provides for ageneral five percent wage in¬crease for the nurses retroactiveto March 1. According to MarthaGarcia of the INA, who negotiatedfor the nurses, those at the upperlevels of the wage scale will re¬ceive a seven percent increase,while those at the lower levels willreceive a three and a half percentincrease.According to Garcia, this twoscale increase was a result of theunion’s attempts to gain benefitsfor those who had worked longerfor the University. In recent yearsthe University had awarded newnurses for joining the staff to alle¬viate shortages of nurses. Howev¬er, Garcia noted that in the presentrecession economy, the Universitydoes not need more nurses, andthus the union tried to get in¬creased benefits for nurses at theupper levels of the wage scale,whose requests previously hadbeen secondary to the need fordrawing new nurses to the staff.Garcia also said that the nursesreceived improved shift differen¬tial pay, and that night shift dif¬ferential pay for University nursesis now the highest for any hospitalin the city. The nurses also re¬ceived improvements in tuition re¬imbursement plans, which will aidthe nurses in studying for their de¬grees in nursing. The nurses re¬ceived no reductions in health carebenefit programs.The wage increases are only forthe first year of the contract. In¬creases for the second year will be negotiated in February.According to Edward Coleman,director of employee/labor rela¬tions for the University, the pres¬ent contract was reached after 14sessions of negotiations, which ex¬tended well beyond the expirationof the last contract. The Universityand the INA had been in negotia¬tions over a wage adjustment fromlast summer before opening nego¬tiations for the present contract.The University still has notopened negotiations for a new con¬tract for the University’s securityguards. The University has beentrying to prevent Teamsters Local710 from representing the securityguards, saying that such action isillegal. According to the NationalLabor Relations Act, no unionwhich represents police officersmay represent other types ofworkers, as other teamster localsdo at the University. According toColeman, the National Labor Rela¬tions Board will not decide thisissue until late summer. The secu¬ rity guards had been representedby Local 200 of the Illinois Confed¬eration of Police, but the securityguards voted last January by a32-17 margin for Teamster repre¬sentation in new negotiations. Thecontract for the security guardsexpired February l, but Colemansaid that the security forces arebeing treated as non-union Univer¬sity employees and are receivingbenefits as dictated by the terms ofthe expired contract. The Hyde Park Theater, the neighborhood's only cinema,closed Friday. Reasons cited for the theater's demisewere declining revenues and poor physical condition.Mortimer Adler lectures SundayBy Michiko HayatsuMortimer Adler, philosopher,editor, author, and lecturer, willdiscuss “Minds and Brains: Menand Machines” at the WoodwardCourt lecture Sunday at 8:30 p.m.Adler is currently the Director ofthe Institute for Philosophical Re¬search in Chicago, and also theMortimer Adler chairman of the Board of Editorsof Encyclopedia Britannica.At his lecture, Adler will dis¬cuss : 1) why computers will neverdo anything that resembles genu¬ine human thinking, 2) why com¬puters will never out-performhuman beings in those activitiesthat are characteristically human,and will never in any manner beindistinguishable from human per¬formance, and 3) why both Platon¬ic and Cartesian accounts of therelationships between minds andbrains, and also the materialisticaccounts of those relationships,are wrong.Adler received his PhD from Co¬lumbia University and taughtthere from 1923 until 1930. In 1930,he came to the University of Chi¬cago at the invitation of ChancellorRobert M. Hutchins and becameprofessor of philosophy of lawDuring his tenure, he worked withHutchins to restructure the schoolcurriculum by introducing courseswhich emphasized reading anddiscussing the great books of West¬ern civilization.Adler left the University in 1952to found the Institute for Philoso¬phical Research. As the Institute’sdirector, he continued to advocatethe great books approach to educa¬tion for high schools, colleges, and universities. As he stated in a pastMaroon interview, “the greatbooks are the books in which thegreat ideas are discussed. Thegreat ideas are the ideas that ev¬eryone should have in mind, clearand with all the problems theyraise. Without them, you have nounderstanding of the world atall.”In 1974, Adler became the chair¬man of the Board of Editors of En¬cyclopedia Britannica, replacingRobert M. Hutchins. A member ofthe Board since 1947, Adler’s ac¬complishments included planningand developing the 15th edition ofBritannica, and supervising andco-ordinating the Britannica 3,published in 1974.Adler has also authored anumber of books on philosophy, ed¬ucation, and law. Among his booksare How to Read a Book (withCharles Van Doren), 1972; his au¬tobiography, Philosopher atLarge. 1977; Aristotle for Every¬body, 1978; Six Great Ideas, 1981;and his latest book, How to Speakand How to Listen, 1983All students, faculty, and alumniare invited to attend the lecture. 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And thepolicy can be issued on the spot.That quick.Let me tell you the details of thisquick coverage plan.Lord & RogersInsurance Agency4747 West Peterson Avenue Suite 400Chicago, Illinois 60646282-6900The Department of Political Scienceannounces alecture byHubertus Prinz Zu Lowenstein-Wortheim - FreudenbergA Visitor to the German Consulate“AMERICAL CONTRIBUTIONSTO GERMAN INTELLECTUALAND POLITICAL REBIRTH”Tuesday • May 3 • 3:30 p.m.Pick Lounge\DR. M.R. MASLOVOPTOMETRIST• EYE EXAMINATIONS• FASHION EYEWEAR• ALL TYPES OFCONTACT LENSESASK ABOUT OUR ANNUALSERVICE AGREEMENTLOCATED IN .THE HYDE PARKSHOPPING CENTER1510 E. 55th363-6100i illlMk M*w’**r J2—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 29, 1983News in briefOn understandingmicrocomputersThe Hyde Park Jewish CommunityCenter is sponsoring three workshops in“Understanding Micro-computers” at theCenter, 1100 E. Hyde Park Blvd. on Mon¬days, May 2, 9, and 16 at 8 p.m.These workshops are designed to teachwhat a micro-computer can and cannot do.Applications used in the business world willbe the topic on May 2; applications in thehome for word processing, games, graph¬ics, and investment portfolios, will be thetopic on May 9; and, on May 16 applicationsfor education, for computer aided instruc¬tion, simulations, and language applica¬tions.Registration may be made for singleworkshops, but must be made at least oneweek in advance. Fees are: HPJCCmembers, $5.00/session; non-members,$10.00/session.Peter Davies, sales manager for a Chica-goland computer storfe, will teach each ofthe workshops.To register or for more information,please call 268-4600.Four students getMorton-MurphysMichael Aronson, Lisa Beckerman, SusanGallagher, and George Woodbury havebeen named as Winter Quarter recipients ofthe Morton-Murphy Awards. The awards,named for Jane Morton and Henry C.Murphy, are given for leadership in extra¬curricular activities and include a $100 cashprize.Aronson, a second-year student, was citedfor his role as founder and president of theModel United Nations on campus. Becker¬man, a third-year student, was recognizedfor her leadership in the Chicago Debate So¬ciety, of which she is a Marshal. She was re¬sponsible for the direction of the recent na¬ tional debate tournament held here.Gallagher, a third-year student, was re¬cognized for her role as chair of the StudentGovernment Academic Affairs Committeeand as organizer of the Roundtable discus¬sions and the University program. Wood¬bury, a fourth-year student, was cited forhis organization and leadership of theFrench Club, “Les Beaux Parleurs.”Nominations for Spring Quarter awardswill be accepted beginning May 23. Nomina¬tion applications may be picked up in IdaNoyes 210, and students may nominatethemselves or others for the awards.Christian Sciencehealing workshopThe Christian Science Organization at theUniversity of Chicago will sponsor a freelecture on Christian Science healing tonightfrom 7:30 to 8:30 at the Oriental Institute.The lecture, entitled “What Do You Mean— Christian Science Treatment?” will begiven by Richard Howard, a member of theChristian Science Board of Lectureship.Howard had a 30-year career in theater,film, television, and radio before becominga Christian Science practitioner in 1974. Hewill speak on what is involved in Christianhealing through prayer.He will also discuss a turning point in hisown life when his wife was quickly healed ofa serious illness.Student namedTruman ScholarTimothy VanHousen, a third-year studentin the College, has won a 1983 TrumanScholarship. The scholarships, establishedin 1977, provide up to $5000 each year for ac¬ademic expenses for students planning oncareers in government service. The schol¬arships are renewable for a student’s under¬graduate study and up to two years of grad¬uate study. VanHousen, a political science and an¬thropology major from New Jersey, plansto study for an MBA and a law degree afterleaving the College.Anderson honoredHerbert Anderson, professor emeritus ofphysics, received the Energy Department’sEnrico Fermi award Monday in Washing¬ton.President Reagan presented a citation,gold medal, and $25,000 to Anderson, anoriginal member of the U of C Fermi teamwhich achieved the first nuclear reaction in1952.Also honored for his efforts in nuclearweapon development was Seth Nedder-meyer, professor emeritus of physics at theUniversity of Washington.Johnson named headof Oriental InstituteJanet Johnson, professor in the OrientalInstitute and Near Eastern Languages andCivilizations (NELC), will become thedirector of the Oriental Institute, effectiveJuly 1.Johnson succeeds former director RobertMcCormick Adams, who has served as Uni¬versity provost since September.A faculty member since 1971, Johnsonwas graduated from the College in 1967 andearned her PhD from NELC in 1972. Her re¬search has focused on Demotic, a stage ofdevelopment of the Egyptian language andalso a cursive style of script used from 700BC to 400 AD. Johnson’s special interest hasbeen the interpretation of texts on magic.Johnson has been co-principal investiga¬tor of an archaeological excavation of anEgyptian port on the Red Sea, the QuseirProject. She has served as an epigrapherand recorder in other archaeological fieldwork in Egypt, and has been the author ofthree books and numerous articles. Internat’l careersdiscussed next week“Exploring International Education andCareers” will be the theme of a series ofpanel discussions every day next week atnoon in the Reynolds Club North Lounge.The main purposes of the series are tohighlight the diversity of internationalwork, travel, study, and career options opento U of C students, and to address the practi¬cal question “How do I get there fromhere?” The programs are sponsored by theOffice of Career Counseling and Placementand the Student Activities Office.Panels will focus on such topics as workand study abroad during college, graduateschool training for international careers,teaching and Peace Corps type jobs for re¬cent graduates, cross-cultural work oppor¬tunities in Chicago, and international busi¬ness. Panelists will represent the FletcherSchool of Law and Diplomacy, the ChicagoCouncil on Foreign Relations, First Nation¬al Bank, Peace Corps, and the new U of Cforeign study opportunities, among others.The panels will be informal, allowing timefor questions and discussions.The series will also point out the re¬sources on campus and in Chicago that areavailable to students interested in interna¬tional education and careers. Nearly all the20-25 panelists will be drawn from the Chi¬cago area. Monday’s discussion on “Workand Study Abroad During College” willdraw on the large number of students andfaculty here with experience arrangingtrips abroad, and planners hope to begin onongoing “experience file” of names andphone numbers on campus that studentscan use in the future to get good advice asthey plan overseas ventures. Planners havealso prepared a guide to Resources for In¬ternational Work, Travel, Study, and Ca¬reers for students at the University of Chi¬cago, to be distributed free at theprograms.STUDENT CO VEUNMENT MEETINGEON NEWLY ELECTED ASSEMBLY^i. TUfSBAY • MAY 3 • 7f30 PMSTUART 105 • AU AM WILCOMIJflaple ®ree 3 tin DISARMAMENTwith speakersfrom various ReligiousIdeological andPolitical Perspectives.> Prof. Sid Nagel, U. C. Dept, of Physics* Rabbi Samuel N. Gordon,Cong. Or Shalom* Rev. Phil Blackwell ,£/. C. United Methodist FoundationTuesday • May 3 • 7:30 p.m.Hillel Foundation • 5715 S. WoodlawnSponsored by U.C. HillelJOIN US FOR THE PEACE MARCHSUNDAY • MAY 8 • 12:30 P.M. • WACKER & STATEThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 29 1983—3"One of the greatventures of our timein humanistictranslationand publication.”This is what David Lattimorewrote recently in The New YorkTimes Book Review on publica¬tion of the fourth and final volumeof THE JOURNEY TO THEWEST translated and edited byAnthony C. Yu.Yu's translation is of one of thegreat Chinese classics, the six¬teenth-century novel Hsi-yu chi.Its one hundred chapters — neverbefore available in English — arepart prose, part poetry, combin¬ing religious allegory, romance,fantasy, and comedy. There hasbeen critical rejoicing as eachvolume has appeared."Nothing either from the NearEast or from Western literaturebrings us anywhere near such anextraordinary farrago of narra¬tive and reflexion, religion andslapstick, satire and learnedlore," wrote Robert Murray inHeythrop Journal. "Readers...will be astonished by the richesmade available to them in thistruly complete translation of thenovel," wrote Frederic Wakeman,Jr., in The New York Reviewof Books. "Anthony Yu must becongratulated for the tremendousjob he has done in producinga translation at once lively andhighly readable," wrote John C.Y.Wang in the Journal of AsianStudies. "Yu is to be congratulatedfor his lucid treatment of thisimportant source for our under¬standing of China, old and new,"wrote Daniel L. Overmyer inthe Christian Century. And, torevert to Mr. Lattimore: "Thisis the most exciting translationof any book I have read in quitesome time."The Journeyto the WestTranslated and edited byANTHONY C. YUVol.I: $35.00cloth, $8.95paper;Vol. II: $35.00 cloth, $12.50 paper;Vol. Ill: $35.00cloth;Vol. IV: $35.00 clothUniversity of Chicago Press5801 South F.llis Avenue Chicago. II. 60637Available at campus bookstores Party of the Last Part"THE GREAT ESCAPE"SaturdayApril 30th • 9 p.m. -1 a.m.GREENE LOUNGE • LAW SCHOOLFree drinks: 9-9:30 • 21 & over only Dr. Kurt RosenbaumOptometrist(53 Kimbark Plaza)1200 E. 53rd St.493-8372Intelligent people know thedifference between advertisedcheap glasses or contact lensesand competent professionalservice with quality material.Beware of bait advertising.Eye ExaminationsFashion Eye WearContact LensesRockefellerChapelHoly Communion10:00 & 11:00a.m.Religious Educationfor Children11:00 a.m.University Religious ServiceHANS DIETER BETZProf, in the Divinity School &in the Dept, of New Testament &Early Christian Literature12:15 p.m.Carillon Tour & Recital5234 S. Dorchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-02004—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 29, 1983NewsAnswers to Maroon quizArgonne National LaboratoryAfter tabulating the dozens of responsesto Tuesday’s Maroon Quiz, the Maroon haslearned that Joe Basile and Dave Schroederare the most intelligent students on campus.Basile and Schroeder will be wined anddined at Morry’s (as long as the mealdoesn’t cost more than six bucks) and thenchauffeured (on foot) to the Law Schoolwhere they can sit back and enjoy a LawSchool Film — all of this, courtesy of theMaroon. Basile and Schroeder missed onlythree questions.For those of you less adept at spewing outtrivial knowledge, here are the answers tothe quiz.1. “A.T. 40” is American Top 40, a radioshow with Kasey Kasem.2. Fran Lebowitz wrote MetropolitanLife.3. We don’t know who wrote Hitler’sdiaries either.4. Supreme Court Justice Stevens, DavidBroder, William McNeill and Chris Isidoreare all former Maroon editors.5. Rudolph Isley wrote Shout.6. Buddy Holly died in 1959.7. The names of the Brady Bunch kids areGreg, Peter, Boddy, Marcia, Jan, andCindy.8. Burt Reynolds was a regular on the TVshows Dan August and Gunsmoke.9. Wayne Hays fooled around with Eliza¬beth Ray.10. Gene Simmons and Ace Freeley aremembers of Kiss, the rock group.11. Any title with the word “gun” in it is aname for one of Louis L’amour’s books.12. Joanne is the last woman Johnny Car-son divorced. He is currently divorcing awoman named Joanna.13. Harold Washington lives at 5300 S. ShoreDrive.14. Lawrence J. Peter invented the PeterPrinciple.15. Marlene Dixon, who was denied tenurein the late 1960s, is now teaching at McGilland editing a socialist magazine.16. The Edsel was named after Edsel Ford,Henry’s son.17. Hemingway’s publisher was CharlesScribner.18. Stallone’s movies include the Rockyseries, F.I.S.T., Lords of Flatbush, and Vic¬tory.19. The Main Line is outside of Philadel¬phia.20. Columbia University owns the groundunder Rockefeller Center.21. Roddy McDowell and Tuesday Weldstarred in Lord Love a Duck.22. The Sex Pistols are responsible for theGreat Rock ‘n’ Roll Swindle.23. John Jenrette is Rita Jenrette’s hus¬band.24. Hugh Trevor Roper is a British histori¬an.25. The 1928 Democratic Convention washeld in Houston.26. Chuck Barris produced The DatingGame.27. Buck Henry worked on Saturday NightLive, Heave Can Wait, Get Smart, and TheGraduate.28. BD’s girlfriend was Boopsie.29. Alan Funt created Candid Camera. 30. Doris Day’s theme song is Que seraSera.31. Dorothy’s last name in The Wizard of Ozis Gale.32. Walter Winchell narrated The Untouch¬ables.33. Jonathan Winters played the middle-aged offspring of Mork and Mindy.34. Peter Finch won an Oscar posthumous¬ly for Network.35. Col. Tom Parker managed Elvis.36. Hans Solo’s ship was the Millenium Fal¬con.37. Suzanne Somers posed nude for Play¬boy.38. Nastassia Kinski’s first boyfriend wasRoman Polanski.39. Tiny Tim married Miss Vicky on TheTonight Show.40. Pat Paulsen ran for president threetimes.41. The Shadow’s name was Lamont Cran¬ston.42. Match Game started in 1973.43. Howard Hughes’ flying boat was calledthe Spruce Goose.44. The city of Gold was El Dorado.45. Mt. Vesuvius volcano buried Pompeii.46. The top WWI flying ace was Manfredvon Richthofen.47. Monroe, Bacall and Grable were all inHow To Marry a Millionaire.48. Nancy Reagan’s films included HellCats of the Navy and East Side, West Side.49. Manfred Mann rereleased ‘‘Blinded bythe Light”.50. We can’t tell you Hanna Gray’s phonenumber.Benefit for med aidto El SalvadorA benefit for medical aid to El Salvadorwill be held at the Lutheran School of Theol¬ogy Cafeteria, 55th and University Saturdayevening. The benefit features live entertain¬ment.The U of C group The Rhythm Method, aswell as Smokey Smothers and His BluesBand will be playing at 8:30 p.m. The eventis sponsored by CAUSE and The ClusterStudents Federation. Admission is $2 at thedoor. Argonne suffersfor $400 millionThe Argonne National Laboratory hassuffered a major setback in its attempts tobuild a revolutionary new electron acceler¬ator. Last week, an Energy Department-National Science Foundation committeerecommended that the accelerator be builtby the Southeastern Universities ResearchAssociation (SURA) at Newport News, Vir¬ginia.Argonne, which is managed and operatedby the University of Chicago, is one of thetwo sites under consideration by the Nu¬clear Science Advisory Committee (NSAC).The $400 million federally-funded high-en¬ergy accelerator project would create 300new jobs.The accelerator w’ould study quarks, thefundamental particles that make up protonsand neutrons.Earlier last week, University PresidentHanna Gray and the presidents of North¬western University and the University of II- setback in bidacceleratorlinois urged the Illinois congressional dele¬gation to apply pressure on the EnergyDepartment to locate the accelerator at Ar¬gonne.If the accelerator is located in the south¬east, a new national laboratory would haveto be created. In addition, the SURA site is200 miles away from the nearest interna¬tional airport, whereas Argonne is within ahalf-hour’s drive from O’Hare. The Illinoisdelegation ^ is also concerned with losingsome of Argonne’s staff to the SURA facili¬tyThe committee recommended the SURAsite because of the consortium’s universi¬ties promised an increase in tenured facultypositions in high energy physics whichwould be paid by the universities and hencesave the federal government money.The Energy Department must still makethe final decision on the site, probably with¬in a few months.G.W. OPTICIANS1519 E. 55thTel. 947-9335Eyas examined and Contact Lenses fitted byreyrtered Optometrists.Speciaitts in Quality Eyewear at ReasonablePrices.Lab on premises for fast service - framesreplaced lenses duplicated and pre¬scriptions filled.marian realty,inc.EBREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. 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If it isto present a balanced discussion in whcihthe interviewer critically probes the posi¬tion of the interviewee, then John Eganfailed to meet this standard of objectivity inhis April 22 Maroon interview with WestBank lawyer Jonathan Kuttab. By andlarge, I am in sympathy with Mr. Kuttab’spoint of viewr. The annexation of the WestBank and the measures undertaken toachieve this are harmful to Israel and to thePalestinians. I oppose them. But howeverregrettable these policies may be, andwhatever Egan’s opinion of them, he is stillobligated to examine Mr. Kuttab’s standwith a critical eye. Otherwise the “inter¬view” becomes an editorial that Mr. Kuttabcould have produced without Egan’s assis¬tance. For example, questions like “How doyou see this—Gush Emunim running wild inthe streets, with Uzi submachine guns blaz¬ing? Are we going to see 1948 all overagain...” are not the stuff of a fair inter¬view. More importantly, while the interviewdid go beyond questions dealing with WestBank life and Israeli West Bank policy,John did not bother to ask Mr. Kuttab aboutPalestinian responsibility for the plight ofPalestinians. The recent mvurder of themoderate PLO member, Dr. Issam Sar-tawi, illustrates the constant pressure puton Palestinian moderates. This pressure isas much if not more the cause of Palestinianunillingness to negotiate with Israel as isIsraeli settlements. Mr. Kuttab’s sugges¬tion during his talk on April 20 that Israelisettlements are the reason for PLO refusalto negotiate flies in the face of the realitiesof Palestinian politics with which John is fa¬miliar. A question or two on this issue mighthave been appropriate. Egan should look atDan Friedrich’s interview with U of C socio¬logist Julius Wilson (Maroon April 8) for anexample of a more balanced interview. DanFriedrich managed to ask questions thatwere critical of the Washington campaigneven though he, and the person he inter¬viewed, were sympathetic to candidateWashington. Egan does not have to bury hispoint of view in order to achieve a similarlybalanced discussion. But if he wishes to un¬dertake a moral and political campaign, heshould do this in the “Viewpoint” sectionrather than in an “Interview” where thiscampaign is dressed in the garb of journal¬ism.Daniel BrumbergGraduate Student in Political ScienceTo the editorI am appalled at the recent diatribe thatpassed for an interview with Jonathan Kut¬tab, the Palestinian lawyer and lecturer.Leaving aside the question of Palestinianself-rule, I would like to comment just uponthe “interview” itself. And let me add soleyfor the record, that I favor the autonomy ofthe West Bank.It was a political interview. I expected tohear most of what I found in the article. In¬deed, Mr. Kuttab was bit more refined andrestrained than many Palestinian activistsin his denounciation of Israeli policy in theWest Bank. What moves me to write this let¬ter is the overriding bias, leading questions,and conspiratorial tone of our interviewer,John Egan. This was indeed no interview.Fantastic statements pass unchallenged,questionable statistics stand with the au¬ thority of an oracle. There is not one jour¬nalistic insight, not one instance of an alter¬native interpretation in the entire full pageinterview. But this is merely bad journal¬ism.What appalls me is the rapid confusion ofroles, in which our independent interviewerfalls into lock-step with his subject. This isno longer bad journalism. This is propagan¬da. We are asked to sit quietly by and be in¬structed as Egan and Kuttab exchange con¬spiracy theories about Jewish fanaticism,Jewish fascism, and Jewish imperialism(note: the word Jewish stands for the moreaccurate term, Israeli, in the context of thisarticle - and the significance of this substitu¬tion should not go unnoticed). Egan raisesthose ancient ugly fears of Jewish con¬spiracy when he names the Jewish NationalFund - a conservative organization whichreforests denuded desert land - as agent ofan international plot to grab Palestinianland and “hold it on behalf of Jews through¬out the world.” Later, Egan asks such lead¬ing questions as, “How do you cope with themanifold frustrations and indignities whichare part and parcel of the occupation? Butat this stage in the article Egan is only be¬ginning to reach his stride. By the last third,our interviewer - not, mind you, our Pales¬tinian subject, informs us that the 1948 Warof Independence in which Israel was at¬tacked was a lawless Jewish landgrab, thatthe Jordan-as-homeland-for-the-Palestin-ians argument is in fact part of the “scen¬ario,” that Israel condones personal vio¬lence directed against Palestinians. Eganeagerly askes about such ridiculous mattersas “poisonous,” and Jacobo Timmerman’sparanoid fears of walking the streets of TelAviv. He even wants to know if the settlersof Kiryat Arba are as “crazy. . .and moreimportant. . .as singular as they are por¬trayed." The psychological overtones areunmistakable. We are in the midst of a Jew¬ish conspiracy characterized by lawless¬ness, kamikaze dedication, and intoleranceof dissent. Do you really believe that? Afterall, it wasn’t the Israelis who recently set¬tled a disagreement within their ranks by abullet. But Mr. Egan, you misled me. Ithought I was going to read an interview’.Jonathan KatzGraduate student in the HumanitiesTo the editor:Mr. Jonathan Kuttab, through his campustalk and his interview in the Maroon, pro¬vides some interesting insights into the dif¬ficulties Israel faces in administering theWest Bank. As someone who has spent ayear as a student on the West Bank, I knowthat the growing restrictions West BankArabs face are not relished any more by theIsraeli occupiers than they are by the Arabresidents of the West Bank. These restric¬tions are indicative of the fact that the situa¬tion grows more complicated the longer atotal solution for the problem is notsought.Mr. Kuttab went to great lengths in tellingof the extensive restrictions the Israelishave placed on the West Bank Arabs, rang¬ing from restrictions on building outsidechartered townships to limitations on plant¬ing of flowering shrubs.Amidst all these restrictions, Mr. Kuttabnever once mentioned any restrictions onhis right to practice as a lawyer In fact, hewould probably be embarrassed to admitthat the Israelis have bent over backwardsto allow him the same freedoms of practicethat any Israeli lawyer receives. The Israelicommitment to justice has received inter¬national exposure in the wake of the Rabin6—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 29, 1983 A crippling policy• The noontime demonstrations outside the Administration Building are overbut the issue of accessibility for the handicapped to the educational program ofthe School of Social Service Administration is still very much alive. The Univer¬sity’s half-hearted efforts to make the SSA Building accessible to the handicap¬ped do not solve the problem and only exemplify its very inconsiderate attitudetowards the students that it admits into its programs.Jeff Ellis a handicapped student restricted to a motorized wheelchair, en¬tered the SSA graduate program last fall with the understanding that the pro¬gram would be made accessible to him. However, since he has been here, he hasbeen met only with make-shift classrooms, a chairlift that is still inaccessible tomany of the SSA Building’s facilities, and, worst of all, an impassionate Univer¬sity administration which is more concerned with finances than its students.Rather than building an elevator which would have made the building almosttotally accessible to the handicapped, the administration decided to save $70,000and build a chairlift instead. By law, the University is required to make its SSASchool programs accessible to the handicapped. Whether the chairlift brings thebuilding within regulations is debatable and it would probably take a lawsuit tolegally test the compliance. But it should not take a lawsuit to make the buildingfully accessible to the handicapped. The handicapped students pay for the samequality of education for which non-handicapped students pay and they deserveto get what they pay for. Without an elevator, the handicapped students cannotreach the faculty and deans’ offices, several classrooms, and the computer/re¬search and audiovisual facilities. The handicapped are not getting an equal edu¬cation to non-handicapped students.The fact that a school, which concerns itself with policy and practice of socialwelfare issues, is denying access to its handicapped students is not just ironic. Itis indeed tragic. We fully support the Student Association of the School of SSA inits efforts to make the SSA Building accessible and we urge all University stu¬dents whn hplipvp that pvprvone deserves an eaual education to support it too.report on the Chatilla massacres of last Sep¬tember.Conversely, the PLO, which Mr. Kuttabso strongly defends, has blatantly violatedthe rights of fellow Arabs and failed to insti¬tute any system of justice during theirseven year occupation of Lebanon, accord¬ing to New York Times articles published inthe summer. The hordes of Lebanese civil¬ians that enthusiastically welcomed theIsraeli soliders who freed them from PLOdomination in Lebanon are a sign that notall agree with Mr. Kuttab’s view of Israelioccupation.Mr. Kuttab also neglects to mention hisright to travel abroad and lobby for thePLO. He travels without concern that hewill suffer any repercussions on his return,despite his support for positions that are un¬acceptable not only to Begin’s ruling Likudblock but to the opposition labor party aswell. This contrasts the PLO’s own view offreedom of speech. Mr. Issam Sartawai, aPLO moderate, who advocated the recogni¬tion of Israel was assassinated recently byother members of the PLO. His name is thusadded to a long list of other Palestinianmoderates who have dared to speak up andmet a similar fate at the hands of PLO as¬sassins.Although I do not agree with Mr. Kuttab’sposition, I think he provides useful insightsinto the Middle East situation. The same isnot true of the biased reporting of Mr. JohnEgan. To quote one of Mr. Egan’s questions,“How do you cope with the manifold frus¬trations and indignities which are part andparcel of the occupation?” While no peoplelikes being under occupation rule, Mr. Kut¬tab never spoke of manifold indignities. IsMr. Egan referring to the fact that the WestBank Arabs are the only arabs in the MiddleEast that elect their town officials throughdemocratic elections? Perhaps he is refer¬ring to the economic prosperity that has re¬sulted since the Israeli occupation!Mr. Egan is also disturbed that the truthis not as extreme as his preconceived no¬tions. When he is told that permits are req-vuired to set up factories or export produce,instead of questioning Mr. Kuttab as towhether these are just Israeli governmentbureaucratic formalities, he asks, “Practi¬cally speaking is it impossible to get a per¬mit now?” Mr. Kuttab is kind enough to dis¬miss his concerns.Simple solutions to the Mideast situationdo not exist. Open dialogue such as that pro¬vided by Mr. Kuttab can lead to better un¬derstanding of the two sides. Biased jour¬nalism and innuendo as practied by Mr.Egan will not further anyone’s cause.Alan RosenSecond year student inthe Graduate School of Business A Roundtable toimprove housingResidents in the UniversityHousing System:‘I live within the University housing sys¬tem, but I definitely wouldn’t call it a ‘hous¬ing community’. I feel isolated from resi¬dents in the other houses and dorms. I wouldcertainly like to see more social contact be¬tween residents in the housing system; Iwant to meet more people, make morefriends, and get more out of my experiencehere at the University. Why can’t somethingbe done bout this?”Sound"familiar? This typical response onhousing questionnaires has attracted the at¬tention of the Subcommittee on Housing ofPresident Gray’s Student Advisory Commit¬tee. We see this lack of inter-house/inter-dorm social contact as having a major nega¬tive effect on the quality of life in thehousing system. But if residents feel stron¬gly enough that something should be done,then something can be done to change andimprove social life in the houses anddorms.We have recommended that an incentivebe available to foster inter-dorm social con¬tact. We have proposed creation of a studentcommittee — a committee that has beenprovisionally called “Roundtable” — thatwill have the ability to supplement fundingfor inter-house (if the houses are in differentdorm complexes) and inter-dorm social ac¬tivities. Such social activities could rangethe gamut from all types of parties (bandparties, dances, formals, theme parties,flow or progressive parties, etc.) to studybreaks, from talent shows to casino nights,from showing films to hosting guest speak¬ers or performing groups, and from picnicson the Point to field days on the Midway. Itwould be up to the houses and dorms to planand run these social activities, whileRoundtable would supplement such activi¬ties based on budget requests.Budget requests to Roundtable mighthave the following format: Houses/DormsInvolved in the Event, Description of theEvent, Proposed Budget for the Event (asdetailed as feasibly possible), and Amountof Budget Requested from Roundtable. Mul¬tiple houses or dorms would be involved inplanning and presenting the budget request.Representatives of the houses/dorms in¬volved in the event would attend the Roundt¬able meeting at which their request is dis¬cussed in order to elaborate on the budgetrequest and to answer questions. Roundt¬able members would modify and approve orreject the budget request.Roundtable membership would consist ofa single student from each dorm complex(Blackstone, Breckinridge, Broadview,Burton-Judson, CCE, Greenwood, Pierce,Shoreland, Snell/Hitchcock, and Wood-continued on page 19ViewpointsFrom mad to mud: new efforts of missile defenseBy Bruce HanessianPresident Reagan’s recent call for ballistic missile de¬fense (BMD) has not been received with universal warmth.His critics insist that defense against nuclear weaponswould unsettle the strategic balance. They argue that afalse sense of security would arise, and that this would leadto risk taking. They further assert that, in the event of war,BMD would be ineffective.In fact, they are wrong on all counts.Unfortunately, the charge of political expediency madeagainst the President has some truth to it. Research in thefield is not new, and a major effort in new BMD techologieshas already been proceeding for several years. His propos¬als were necessarily imprecise, but unreasonably hopeful.General and complete defense against nuclear attack can¬not be taken seriously even by the most enthusiastic sup¬porters of BMD. These faults of the President’s speech areregrettable because defense against nuclear attack is anexcellent idea, possessed of common sense as well as stra¬tegical sense.Because the President’s proposal is for long range re¬search, economic and technical arguments are premature.But the strategical arguments in favor of a defense againstnuclear weapons are persuasive and valid today.The first points which the critics attempt to make are thatBMDs will give rise to a false sense of security which willlead to risk-taking and war; and that when war comes, theBMDs will fail. There is something disingenuous aboutthese points. Are our leaders and their advisors naive? Willthey be unaware of whatever weaknesses future BMDs po¬ssess? Can only these critics see the light? Indeed, it is a near certainty that the future po&essor’s of BMDs will beextremely aware of their limitations. In their honest fear ofnuclear war they will be no more likely to engage in risksthan they would be without the benefits of a defensive sys¬tem. Even with a highly efficient BMD, the unavoidableleakage that would occur in a full scale attack on the USwould rationally discourage any elected leader from impru¬dence.Yet, even with leakage, the strategic function of a BMDsystem can succeed by limiting destruction and affordingsignificant protection to our civilian population. The extentof BMD success will be contingent on the threat it mustmeet, but it is reasonable to suppose that the system wouldpossess the means to totally dispose of a third force ballisticmissile attack. Similarly, BMD should be able to providevirtual invulnerability to a limited Soviet ICBM attack.However improbable an attack intended to intimidate istoday (or if it is accidental), with BMD it would becomemore unlikely and ineffective. How well it would defendagainst a general, full-scale attack depends on the final de¬ployment of the system and the offensive means used to cir¬cumvent it. But unlike the anti-missile missile systems ofthe past, laser or particle beam defense may prove inex-haustable.Would BMD increase the threat of war with the SovietUnion? On the contrary. It is likely, first of all, to act as anequalizer in the strategic nuclear balance. The effective¬ness (and probability) of a surprise attack will be severlydiminished; the defensive power will become more secure.Thus, BMD enhances stability at the top of the ladder ofescalation.Palestine: a legacy of legitimacyBy Michael RabiehFor the April 15 issue of the Maroon, Mr. Stuart Wagnerwrote a piece whose conclusion exhorted all people to de¬fend “the essential justice of Zionism.” But at least onemember of this audience refuses to heed Mr. Wagner’s ap¬peal, and this article is the justification of that refusal. Un¬derlying this article is the contention that Mr. Wagner’s his¬torical analysis, while it reveals much that is good inZionism, focuses exclusively on the Zionist perspective,completely ignoring that of the community upon whom Zi¬onism has inflicted much harm. While Mr. Wagner sympa¬thetically treats the role of Zionism in offering Jews“power, security, responsibility and normalcy in...a Jewishstate,” he neglects the price most unjustly exacted fromPalestinians in the creation of that state, and it is the pur¬pose of this article to explore, certainly not for the firsttime, this omitted side of Zionism.If Zionism simply sought to protect Jews from persecu¬tion, no one could dispute its aims. However, Zionism seeksmuch more than the safety of an oppressed group. Since thefirst Zionist Congress in 1897, it has fought for the re-settle¬ment of Jews in Palestine. It is this expansionist goal whichhas characterized Zionism, and this dominant tendency hascaused many well-known problems, the most significant ofwhich today encompass the West Bank. Since these prob¬lems developed over a long time, their very nature necessi¬tates a historical treatment of the offenses of Zionism.The crux of any argument challenging the expansionistdesigns of Zionism is that the Zionists chose a land to whichthey had no right. If Palestine had been unpopulated, thenperhaps Zionist claims to it would have been justifiable.Palestine, however, harbored an indigenous populationwhich numbered 700,000 in 1914. To justify their plans to dis¬place these native inhabitants, Zionists appealed to theirheritage as descendants of the ancient Hebrews who hadlived there almost 2000 years before. This claim is simplyillegitimate. One would think that a statute of limitationswould invalidate a 2000-year-old claim, especially whenthat claim threatened a people who had been living in a re¬gion for well over 2000 years. But even if one chose to acceptancient appeals, the Arabs could pre-empt the Zionists.While the Hebrews first entered Palestine with Abrahamaround 1800 BC, the Arabs had been living there since theCanaanites immigrated to Palestine from the Arabian pen¬insula around 2500 BC. Of course, this game of one-upsman-ship is ridiculous. The point stressed here is simply that theZionists covered another people’s land.The original rationale behind a Jewish state, at any rate,was not to return to the glory of the ancient Hebrews but tocreate a haven where Jews could live free of persecution.Theodor Herzl, the founder of modern Zionism, was at firstindifferent to the location of this home. But he soon realizedthat only the inspiration of Palestine could give his move¬ment momentum. Thus did Zionists fix upon Palestine, andthis goal became paramount to them. For this reason theZionist leaders in 1903 rejected the generous offer of theBritish government to open what is today Kenya to Jewishsettlement. At first it seemed that the ideal of a home inPalestine would meet with failure, for the Ottoman Turkswho controlled the Middle East prohibited widespread Jew¬ish immigration. World War I, however, placed the Britishin control of Palestine.In Great Britain the Zionists found sympathizers to theplight of European Jews, and under the benevolent Britisheye they implemented their expansionist policy. In 1917 theBrisith government had responded to Zionist pressure for aJewish home in Palestine by issuing the Balfour Declara¬tion, which called for “the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people.” After the British se¬cured control of Palestine under the innocuous title of“mandate,” they honored the Declaration by permittingextensive Jewish immigration into Palestine. In acceptingthe Mandate the British reneged on earlier promises of lib¬eration to the Palestinians; they had promised the Arabsfreedom and self-rule in exchange for aid in defeating theTurks. Compounding this betrayal to the Arabs was the factthat Britain poorly exercised the mandate she accepted. In¬stead of preparing the Arabs for self-rule, the supposed goalof the mandate, she facilitated Zionist expansion into Pales¬tine. Great Britain thus unfairly advanced the illegitimateaims of Zionism at the expense of the Palestinians whosestewardship she had accepted.But even the British did not intend to transform Palestineinto a Jewish state, and Winston Churchill’s White Paper of1922 said as much. It affirmed that the British “do not con¬template that Palestine...should be converted into a JewishNational Home, but that such a home should be founded inPalestine.” This fact is conveniently forgotten by Zionistapologists who claim that the British “gave” Palestine toZionists, something which the British had no right to do andin fact did not do. What they did was permit widespreadJewish immigration into Palestine.The integration of Jews into the Palestinian populationwas hardly attempted, much less achieved. By the 1940s theBritish could not establish an autonomous government inPalestine, largely because the Zionist Jews were embol¬dened to demand nothing less than a separate Jewish stateand the Arabs would settle for nothing less than a secular,united Palestine which would recognize the rights of all itscitizens, Jews and non-Jews. The British, weary from thirtyyears of turmoil, abandoned their responsibility to the Unit¬ed Nations.Fresh from the horrors of World War II, the newly creat¬ed UN voted to partition Palestine into Jewish and Arabstates. The young assembly felt compelled to create an offi¬cial refuge for Jews because its constituent nations felt asort of remorse over their allowing the Holocaust to occur.They sought to assuage their consciences by the convenientmethod of foisting responsibility on someone else. That thePalestinians had no connection whatsoever to the Holocaustseems to have been ignored. As soon as the British began towithdraw from Palestine, Zionist gangs moved in to securetheir gains, terrorizing the Palestinians and forcing them toflee Jewish areas. The crime of the Partition was crownedby Zionist violence. Such is the legacy commemorated inthe observance of Israel’s birth.The preceding remarks should emphatically not be mis¬construed as calling for Israel’s dissolution. They simplyserve as reminders that Israel was unjustly founded onusurped Palestinian lands. But they should not be slightedas simply pertaining to the past. Zionist offenses continuetoday. Israeli troops continue to occupy Lebanon. On theWest Bank the Israeli government rules as a tyrant, treat¬ing the Palestinians as aliens to their own soil (Please readlast Friday’s interview with Jonathan Kuttar.) It is farfrom too late to cleanse the blemished record of Zionism.These are indeed “crucial days for the state of Israel,” forit can obtain the peace it so desperately seeks by acknow¬ledging and working to solve the problems it has created.Such an endeavor will not, however, be aided by the blinddefense of Zionism for which Mr. Wagner calls. Only anhonest appraisal of Zionism, of both its good points, whichMr. Wagner treats, and its bad ones, which this articletreats, can advance Israel’s goal of peace. Such an evalua¬tion can further the best interests of all people, Jews andnon-Jews alike.Michael Rabieh is a first year student in the College. The irrationality of nuclear war under the current doc¬trine of mutual assured destruction (MAD) does not makenuclear war impossible (the US plans flexible responses).Since nuclear war is in any case possible, it seems obviousthat attempts should be made to limit the destruction it en¬tails. This is the essential characteristic of BMD that can¬not be imitated by any amount of offensive build-up or di¬versification: deterrence, should it fail, offers no defense;BMD is a defense. With BMD, mutual uncertain destruction(MUD) would arise. MUD is no less a deterrent to irrationalnuclear war than is the current MAD doctrine (which onesupposes could follow from a flexible response).For the Soviet Union to rationally calculate a limited war(e.g. in Europe), an imbalance in either will, capability, orperception is implied. Under the threat of MAD, there is noadvantage in actually escalating the level of warfare overanything less than what is at least a “vital interest.” But itis conceivable that in the midst of armed conflict an inter¬est may lose its “vital” characterization. And it is this poss¬ible metamorphosis of interest that would be desired by anagressor in the opponent. That is, the first use of tacticalnuclear weapons may not occur when, in the process of im¬pending defeat on a conventional battlefield, the concernover the consequences of escalation to strategic nuclearwar arises. This threat encourages appeasement by the de¬fending power prior to war, or surrender soon after war hasbegun.BMD alters the equation. With respect to rational calcu¬lation, unaccpetable damage, once an equivical concept,plays into the hands of the nation whose primacy is in ques¬tion. It favors the defensive power.The uncertain destruction that BMD maintains tends tomake more certain that a vital interest remains vital. Thus,the encouragement of risk taking by wishful thinking wouldbe mitigated, while the tenacity of will would rigidify in astatus quo power. Some of the defensive power’s fear ofescalation would dissipate, and yet the agressor’s fear ofescalation would proportionally increase. BMD wouldstrengthen the detterent effect of tactical nuclear weapons,and thereby limit the intimidating influence of a negativeimbalance in conventional armed forces.Should NATO be overwhelmed on the central front inEurope, early resort to tactical nuclear weapons, while notnecessarily threatening victory, could easily deny gain tothe aggressor’s side. The threat of obliteration in the Euro¬pean theater could well dispose the Soviet Union to refrainfrom initiating armed conflict. But BMD, aside from itsderived utility in reducing the putative gain, and so theprobability of preconceived limited war among the super¬powers, would also limit the destructive potential of stra¬tegic nuclear war by reducing the likelihood as well as theconsequences.The next point which the critics attempt to score is by theaccusation that BMD research will lead to an arms race on“higher ground.” But to be honest, and precise, if a “race”takes place it will be a defense race, untainted by double-talk, and it will intend to save lives. Furthermore, publicstatements as far back as 1978 by Secretary of DefenseHarold Brown have indicated that the Soviet Union hasbeen engaged in a massive research program in advancedBMD technology. (Time magazine currently estimates thatthe Soviets have been spending five times as much as theUS on the development of relevant laser technology.) So, ifthere is a race, we are playing catch-up.It will be admitted that agreements to limit strategic de¬ployments are very difficult to verify; but limitations on re¬search are considered impossible to ascertain. The 1972ABM Treaty and 1974 protocol do not restrict research, doallow for modification of the treaty, and can be cancelled byeither the US or USRR with just six months notice. Today,there is no doubt that the USRR signed the ABM Treatyonly because there deployable technology at that time wasmanifestly inferior to American technology. It was not apact among equals. (At this time, the advantage has beenreserved.)As for the shift to a higher ground, this is mere utility.BMD systems would not be weapons of mass destruction(on the contrary, they are unequivocably defenses intend¬ing to precisely destroy weapons of mass destruction) andtherefore are quite legitimate under all other internationallaw conventions. In addition, the BMD systems of the futurewill not be confined to space, but instead will operate coo¬peratively with ground-based components in a multi¬layered defense. If we are ever to hope for a damage limiting system against nuclear war, we must not arbitrarilyrestrict our vantage points.We must remember that the fundamental effect of a de¬fense system is actual protection; its operation will savelives. No amount of the current offensive terror can eversubstitute for this effect.It is possible that BMD might permit an opponent to inter¬pret that active defense has broadened what is of vital in¬terest to his adversary. This is more likely if unilateral pos¬session is sustained for some time. Because frantic Sovietefforts to overtake the US in advanced BMD technologyhave largely succeeded, the above possibility only arguesfor an accelerated US research effort. The balance of terroris not mitigated if we are at the short end of an incline ofterror. It is only US possession of BMD technology that willreduce the balance of terror. This is an eminently worth¬while endeavor.Bruce Hanessian is aUofC graduate student in politicalscience. The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 29, 1983—7CHINESE-AMERICAN RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishes.Open Daily 11 A.-8:30 P.M.Closed Monday1318 E. 63rd MU 4-1062 Ugly DucklingRENT-A-CAR1608 E. 53rd Street$14.50 per day 200 Free MilesBetween 1C Trocksand Cornell 667-2800Attain your professional goalsand realize Jewish fulfillment.Certifiedteachers, MSW’sand BSW’s are in¬vited to apply.Challenging posi¬tions open. Finan¬cial assistanceavailable.Interviews nowbeing scheduledfor orientationcourses to be held in the fall inIsrael. If you think you qualify,call today.ISRAEL ALIYAH CENTERCall, Toll Free, 1 300-221-1251TEACHERS,SOCIALWORKERSPRACTICEYOURPROFESSIONIN ISRAEL Thinking About YourLanguage Requirement?Ten weeks of intensive Greek or Latin will earn you a fullyear of language credit (300 credit units or 9 quarterhours). Join us and read classical and medieval texts intheir original versions.THE SUMMER GREEK & LATIN PROGRAM418 Gates-Blake • 962-8334iOffice of the Dean of students in The Collegeand College OrientationApplications for the volunteer position ofGENERAL ORIENTATION AIDEfor the 1983-1984 academic yearare now available inHARPER 264All applications are due May 17 in Harper 264.Questions? call 962-8620(Orientation Aides in The College Houses are chosen by the student HousingOffice; ask your Resident Head for more information.)8—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 29, 1983GREY CITY JOURNAL29 April 1983 • 15th YearZukofksy’s “A”: An Introductionby Barry AhearnUniversity of California Press, 1983$19.95by John TomasIt was Louis Zukofsky’s fate to suf¬fer more obscurity than any 20th cen¬tury American poet of comparableability. In spite of the friendship andsupport of such major figures of Mod¬ernism as Ezra Pound and WilliamCarlos Williams, Zukofsky’s majorworks waited not years but decadesfor publishers. When they were final¬ly published, the circumstances oftheir publication did little to aid cir¬culation: “A” 1-12 first saw the lightof day in Kyoto, Japan in an editionof 200 copies while “A” 13-21 waspublished in England. In spite of thedifficulties, eventually a small coterieof avant-garde poet-novelists gath¬ered about Zukofsky. The group in¬cluded Robert Creeley, Robert Dun¬can and Guy Davenport, and in thisgroup, at least, Zukofsky was re¬garded as a poet’s poet, a sort ofAmerican Malarme. But this recogni¬tion came too late. In his later yearsZukofsky’s poetry became increas¬ingly hermetic, incresingly merely aform of dialogue with his wife Celia.Embittered by his lack of an audiencehe became more and more reclusive.At his death in 1978 there was still nocomplete edition of his masterwork,“A.”To an extent, Zukofsky’s isolationis understandable. He was neverfated to be a popular poet. His was anextraordinarily subtle and idiosyn¬cratic intelligence; his readingspanned the whole of Western civili¬zation from Genesis to Wittgensteinwith stops along the way for Aristot¬le, Aquinas, Philo Judeaus, Hegel,Spinoza, Max Stirner, Einstein, Henryand William James and HeinrichHeine. He was capable of quite prop¬erly taking his friend Pound to taskfor his lax economic terminology, andquoting chapter and verse from Marxto prove his point. Moreover, in anage which loudly proclaimed the irrel¬evance of form, Zukofsky persisted inexperimenting with structures widelyconsidered uncongenial to the Englishlanguage: Sestinas, linked sonnet se¬quences, Canzones, double Canzones,and a poetic analogue to the fuge. Allthis while using verse forms thatmight never have been discoveredhad he not announced them to thereader. In the First Half of “A”-9;“the ratio of acceleration of twosounds (r,n) has been made equal tothe ratio of the acceleration of the co¬ordinates (x,y) of a particle moving ina circular path with uniform angularvelocity.’’Yet if such concerns insured that Zu¬kofsky could never be popular withthe public at large, the almost totalcontempt of academic criticism ismore difficult to understand. For untilthe release of Barry Ahearn’s Zu¬kofsky’s “A”: An Introduction by theUniversity of California Press, nomajor study of Zukofsky had ap¬peared. Surely an industry which hadrooted out the recondite allusions ofPound and Eliot, explained the her¬metic systems of Yeats and explicat¬ed the verbal brilliance of Hart Craneand Wallace Stevens should be ableto manage Zukofsky. But these poetshad an advantage denied to Zu¬kofsky; although Crane and Stevens were basically apolitical, Pound, Eliotand Yeats ranged across the “right’’side of the political spectrum — fromthe vaguely reactionary conserva¬tism of Eliot and Yeats to the outrightFascism of Pound. By contrast andespecially in his best work, Zukofskywas a dedicated and unsentimentalMarxist, and the slow progress of hiscareer will surprise no one acquaint¬ed with the political conservatism ofAmerican academic criticism.It is the political aspect of Zu¬kofsky’s career which causes even hissupporters problems. It is only poss¬ible to read so many essays praisingthe technical brilliance of some of Zu¬kofsky’s best work, before exclaim¬ing testily that this work is also aboutsomething and that what it is aboutare some of the central questions ofthe first half of the 20th century.Happily, Barry Ahearn’s new bookon “A” avoids these pitfalls. Healways stresses equally what Zu¬kofsky has to say and the way hechooses to say it. Ahearn is at his bestwhen Zukofsky is at his * in “A"-7through “A”-9. In “A”-7 he wields the analyst’s scalpel to explicate theconcision of Zukofsky's linked son¬nets, while in “A”-8 he hunts throughthe work of the Adams family(Brooks, Henry and John Quincy) in abrilliant piece of literary detection toexplain the rationale behind Zu¬kofsky’s use of it.But as much as I admire Ahearn’swork here, I find that I disagree withit in a small but quite basic matter.Ahearn locates “A"-12 as “the hightpoint’’ of the entire 800 page poem,because here Zukofsky “manages toreconcile his cosmology with his fami¬ly.” But the “peace” and “unprece¬dented dexterity” that the secondhalf of “A”-9, “A”-11, and “A”-12exhibit have been purchased at theprice of that which intervenes be¬tween the family and the cosmology— the world.After “A"-9 the world graduallybegins to disappear from “A”. Whenit does appear it is simply as an ad¬junct to the central fact of Zukofsky’slife — the poem itself. This is a far cryfrom the early Zukofsky, the Zu¬kofsky of “A" 1-9. This Zukofsky started from a self which was afflict¬ed with a malaise that seemed ende¬mic to his world. Gradually, throughthe progress of the poem he began tounderstand that the malaise was notinevitable, that it was a product ofspecific economic and political forcesthat were not an inevitable part ofthe human condition. The climax ofthe movement is “A"S and “A"-9.“A”S is an historical analysis of thecondition of the United States in the1930’s, while “A"-9 explains thatcondition in terms of economic firstprinciples, principles Zukofsky be¬lieves as central to existence as themovement of the electron around theatom. This testimony is all the morepowerful for being essentiallyforeign to Zukofsky's nature, and theloss of that testimony to the publicand private disappointments of thewar years is a true tragedy. Whatev¬er the strengths of Ahearn’s introduc¬tion to Zukofsky’s work, and they aremanifold, locating the center outsideof “A” 1-9 misses the power of Zu¬kofsky's testimony and the depth ofhis tragedy.SYMBOLIC ANTHROPOLOGY IN THE COMPARATIVE STUDY OFCULTURES. HISTORIES. RELIGIONS. AND TEXTSSEMINARY COOP BOOKSTORE5757 S. University 752-4381 Music Theater of Chicago presents"CAROUSEL"in three performances,Friday, Saturday, April 29, 30, at 8 p.m.Sunday, May 1, at 3 p.m.in Hermann Hall, IIT campus, 3241 5. FederalFree parking one block east of hallTickets at door: $5 or $4 for studentsReservations/information: 225-7797The University of ChicagoThe Department of MusicThe CathyHeifetzMemorialAn Eveningof Chamber MusicThe eighth annualcommemorati veconcert dedicated toour fellow studentand friendCathy HeifetzBOND CHAPEL • 1025 E. 58THSTREET • SATURDAY, APRIL 30, 1983• 8:00 P.M. IIIA I I I I I 1 H 1 1 I I 111TKSaturday at 7:00 and 9:30: It’s provocative. It’s shocking.It just might change your outlook on the Cinema, Art, andLife. It’s Vincente Minnelli’s 1958 psychological musicdrama, GIGI, starring Leslie Caron, Louis Jourdan, andMaurice Chevalier.Sunday at 7:15: Les Blank’s exciting musical documentary,CHULAS FRONTERAS. Plus at 8:30: a short Les Blankgem, GARLIC IS AS GOOD AS TEN MOTHERS.Ail shows in Cobb Hall, 3811 So EllisAve Separate admission is $2.00“Gigi’’ will be presented in the wonderof Cinemascope For more information,consult FOCUS!, the only official DocfQmguide. or call our Doc FOmline962-857$, once we get the machinefised.I I 1 T I I DOC FILMS 172—FRIDAY, APRIL 29, 1983—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL THE CONSORTOF MUSICKETRIO2ANTHONY ROOLEY, director 22.'EMMA KIRKBY, soprano 3DAVID THOMAS, bass$9 (UC student, $5) Tickets and information at Department ofMusic Concert Office • Goodspeed Hall 310 • 5845 S. Ellis,Chicago, 60637 • 962-8068 / and at Mandel Hall ticket centerone week preceding the concert • 962-7300Inter-house Council’sMONTE CARLO NIGHTCraps, Blackjack, Roulette, etc.AuctionforPRIZES!29 April, 1983Gaming: 6:30 -11 p.m.Ida Noyes HallAdmission $2.00Refreshments IncludedUCID required Semi-Formal Allire Requested30 1 2 3 4 5And ftMlly. PopperWpoor Pepper landOnce & joyful land of echoingaoof and laughterNow it lay tuptna beneaththe heel ol the tyrannical BlueMaama and hie daapicabie crewat JBuait -loathing Nothing but gray in PepperlandP.ppCfrom raaewSueFILMYellow Submarine (George Dunning,1968) Yes, this is one of the greatcartoons of the Sixties, which meansthat the animation and colors looklike a Peter Max poster come to life,that the plot (about the Beatles’fight to save Pepperland from theBlue Meanies) is a not-so-carefullydisguised allegory about Freedomand Repression and Community, andthat the presence of the Beatles in¬sures an overall sense of securityand good-will. If the Fifties belongedto Disney, and the Seventies toRalph Bakshi, then George Dunningwill forever be synonymous with theSixties. Tonight at 7, 9, & 11. Pre¬sented by Upper Rickert, in CobbHall. $2. —JMA Day at the Races (Sam Wood, 1937)When the Marx Brothers left Para¬mount after the box office failure ofDuck Soup, they joined the more lu¬crative — as well as more conserva¬tive — MGM studios of Irving Thal-berg. Thalberg’s plan was to makethe Marxs more accessible by sur¬rounding their comedy with romanticsub-plots. After the huge success ofA Sight at the Opera in 1935, MGMderided to repeat the comedy-ronance formula with A Day at TheRa :es. What is most surprising is justhow successful the movies are today.While A Day at the Races does nothave the top notch George S. Kauf¬man script featured in Night at theOpera, the romantic sub-plots actu¬ally add to the overall lunacy of theMarxs' Kulturgeschiechte. TheMarxist doctrine was always con¬cerned with being insane in an all-too-sane world. In this film, a sana¬torium and a race-track becomemetaphors for institutional destruc¬tion to humans and animals, as wellas the physical locations for theMarxs’ brand of anti-social commu¬nal mayhem. A Day at the Races is aDepression-era attack on socialnorms which retains all its force andhumor. Tonight at 7:30 & 9:30. LSF$2. —JMJules and Jim (Francois Truffaut, 1962)Tonight at 7:30 & 9:45. I-House. $2.Gigi (Vincente Minelli, 1958) Minelli,like Nicholas Ray, was one of theearly masters of the Cinemascopeimage, and Gigi is one of his finestefforts. What is interesting is thatMinelli’s lavish colors are used in theservice of a ’story with dark, somberovertones. French critic RaymondBellour has pointed out that thestructure of Gigi is that of the erup¬tion, investigation, and resolution ofthe Oedipal complex as found in thefigures of Louis Jourdan and LeslieCaron. Jourdan s refusal to accepthis attraction to a woman half hisage is played upon by the constantmusical analysis offered by the icon-ic/laconic/Lacanic figure of MauriceChevalier, who here embodies ailthe contradictions of French culture.Of course, it’s also funny, provingthe Freudian axiom that behindhumor lurks the specter of death. To¬morrow at 7 & 9:30. Doc. $2. — JMOn the Town (Gene Kelly and StanleyDonen, 1949) Tomorrow at 7:15 &9:30. LSF. $2.Chulas Fronteras (Les Blank and ChrisStrachwitz, 1978) Sun May 1 at7:15. Doc. $2.Garlic Is as Good as Ten Mothers (LesBlank, 1980) Sun May 1 at 8:30. Doc.$2.The Lady Vanishes (Alfred Hitchcock,1938) Sun May 1 at 8:30. LSF. $2.Sambizanga (Sarah Maldoror, 1972)Mon May 2 at 8. Doc. $2.What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?(Blake Edwards, 1966) Tues May 3at 8. Doc. $2.Fantastic Planet (Rene Laloux, 1938)Wed May 4 at 8. Doc. $2. 929-9555.THEATERAshes, Ashes, We All Fall Down Adrama of nuclear madness and thedenial of death; written by MarthaBoessing. Presented by the women'stheatre group At the Foot of theMountain. Opens Wed Apr 27;through May 1. Performances at 8.Tickets $6, Apr 27, 28; $7, Apr 29 -May 1. The Phoenix Theatre, 6912 NGlenwood.Blackbird A personal look at moderncrises in communication; written byPamela Blake; directed by PatrickMurphy. Presented by the De-Paul/Goodman School of Drama. Pre¬views May 2-4. Opens Thurs May 5;through May 15. PerformancesTues-Sun at 8; 2:30 matinees on Sun.Tickets $4-5. DePaul PerformanceCenter, 2324 N Freemont.321-8455.Buddies College students during thelate 60s; written by Mary Gal¬lagher; directed by Sandy Shinner.Opens Thurs May 5; through May29. Performances Thurs-Sun at 8:30.Tickets $6 & 7, with $2 discount forTalk of the Town (George Stevens,1942) Wed May 4 at 8:30. LSF. $2.Umberto D. (Vittorio De Sica, 1952)Thurs May 5 at 7:30. I-House. $2.Los Olvidados (Luis Bunuel, 1950) ThursMay 5 at 8. Doc. $2.Across the Pacilic (John Huston, 1942)Thurs May 5 at 8:30. LSF. $2.Documentaries from Cuba will be pre¬sented on two successive Weds, May4 & 11. Tickets $3. The Theater ofthe School of the Art Institute, Co¬lumbus Dr. and Jackson Blvd. Forfurther information call 443-3733.17th Annual Tournee of Animation Inter¬nationally produced animatedshorts, as well as sequences showinganimators at work; highlighting thecontribution of the National FilmBoard of Canada. Wed May 4-SatMay 7. The Parkway Theatre, 2736N Clark. For further information call348-7901.MUSICThe Brass Section of the UniversitySymphony Orchestra will present aspecial Brass Ensemble Concert to¬night, conducted by Barbara Schu¬bert: Giovanni Gabrieli’s Canzon septimi toni No. 2 and his Canzon a tor Ewald’s Quintet No. 1; and Henri12; Leo Kauffmann’s Musik; Samuel Tomasi’s Fanfares Liturgiques forBarber's Mutations from Bach; Vic- Continued on pege 4students. Victory Gardens StudioTheatre, 2257 N Lincoln. 871-3000.Cabaret Directed by Michael Hilde¬brand; a production of the HydePark Jewish Community Center.Thurs May 5, 12 at 8; Sat May 7, 14at 8:30; Sun May 8, 15 at 3 & 8. Tick¬ets $6; $4 for students, (^ourt StudioTheater, Reynolds Club, 5706 Uni¬versity. 263-4600.Icarus’s Mother Written by Sam She¬pard, directed by Bob Meyer. Per¬formed by the Gare St. LazarePlayers. Opens Sun May 1. Perfor¬mances Sun & Mon nights at 9. Tick¬ets $3.50. Gare St. Lazare. 858 WArmitage. 871-6062.Zastruzzl Written by George F. Walker,directed by James O’Reoilly. Pre¬views Fri Apr 29-Sun May 1. OpensThurs May 5. Performances Thurs,Fri at 7:30; Sat at 5:30, 9; Sun at2:30 , 7:30. Tickets $9-13.50. BodyPolitic Theatre. 2261 N Lincoln.Grey City Journal 4/29/83Staff: John Andrew, Abigail Asher, Stephanie Bacon, Curtis Black, PatCannon, John Conlon, Steven Diamond, Kathy Kelly, Lorraine Kenny,Bruce King, Madeleine Levin, Shawn Magee, Jeffrey Makos, MarlaMartin, Richard Martin, Beth Miller, Maddy Paxman, Sharon Peshkin,Geoff Potter, John Probes, Abby Scher, Rachel Shteir, Cassandra Smith¬ies, Susan Subak, Beth Sutter, Barry Waterman.Editorial Board: Leah Mayes, Vince Michael, Ken Wlssoker.Production: Nadine McGann, David Miller.Editor: Nadine McGann.THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, APRIL 29, 1983—3fDaniel Buran, “Intersecting Axes”Continued from page 3Brass and Percussion. Fri Apr 29 at 8pm in Goodspeed Recital Hall. Free.Cathy Heifetz Memorial ConcertChamber music performances. Thisyear's program includes music ofScheidt, Bach, and Dahl performedby the Phoenix Brass Quintet; Bach’sSonata No. 1 for Unaccompanied Vi¬olin performed by Mark Crutchfield;vocal works by Senfl, Morley, Hinde¬mith, Desprez and others perfor-mend by the Bon Tempo Singers; arecitative and aria from Bach’s Can¬tata No. 1, sung by Suzanne Scherr,soprano, with Elizabeth Baltas,flute, and Richard Carnes, harpsi¬chord; and Beethoven’s String Trioin G Major, performed by LindaChessick, David Budil, and PhilipHart Helzer. Sat Apr 30 at 8 pm inBond Chapel. Free.The University of Chicago Early MusicSeries will feature the Consort ofMusicke Trio; with Anthony Rooley,lute; Emma Kirkby, soprano; andDavid Thomas, bass. Earth, Fyre andAere — Songs and Dialogues forBass, Soprano and Lute. Tickets are$9; UC students. $5. Available at theMandel Hall Ticket Center one hourpreceding concert.Flutist Janet Kutulas, assisted by pian¬ist Eric Weimer, will perform worksby Schubert, Hindemith and De¬bussy. Thurs May 5 at 12:15 pm inGoodspeed Recital Hall. Free.Surrender Dorothy A women’s bandperforming original music(jazz/rock/pop) that reflects the im¬portance of feminism, women's spiri¬tuality, and humor. Thurs May 5 at8. Tickets $2. Graham Taylor Hall,5757 University.Carousel The Rogers and Hammersteinmusical set in New England will bepresented by Music Theatre of Chica¬go; directed by Virginia Picken. Fri-Sun Apr 29-May 1; Fri & Sat at 8,Sun at 3. Tickets $5, 4 for students.Illinois Institute of Technology, Her¬mann Hall, 324 S Federal St.225-7797.New Opera of Chicago presents Carl 2Orff’s Antigonae Fri Apr 29, Sun 3May 8, & Sat May 14, and Mozart’s «La Finta Giardiniera Sun May 1, Fri *May 7, & Sun May 15. Performances ujFri and Sat at 8, Sun at 3. Tickets$12.50, 10, & 7.50. Jones Commer¬cial H.S. Auditorium, 606 S State.786-9157.Chamber Opera of Chicago presentsPuccini’s La Boheme Apr 29 & 30,May 7, 12, & 14 at 7:30, and Mo¬zart’s Escape from the Harem May 6& 13 at 7:30 and May 8, 15 at 3.Tickets $9.50. Ruth Page Auditori¬um Theatre, 1016 N Dearborn.822-0770.Chicago Academy of Early Music pres¬ents Mozart’s Grand Mass in CMinor, Tues May 3 at 8. Tickets $7, 4for students. Church of Our Savior,530 W Fullerton.Chicago Chamber Brass with membersof the CSO will give a performancefeaturing Josef Rheinberger's Con¬certo in F, Op. 13, among otherworks. Tues May 3 at 8. OrchestraHall, 220 S Michigan. For further in¬formation call 461-1929.ARTDiane Levesque Painting by MFA stu¬dent. Opens tonight, 5-7 at MidwayStudios, 6016 Ingleside. Through 5May: Mon-Fri, 9-5. 753-4821. Free.Daniel Buren Intersecting Axes. Ofwhat significance is the observationthat this installation may with a re¬latively small amount of effort be‘memorized’; that after it has beenseen it may occur to one as a com¬plex of ideas independent of theirspecific gallery presentation? This ishow it ‘works’ and this working isprior to its form (I think it has one),style, and anyone’s opinion of ei¬ther. Conceptual first; minimal sec¬ond. Simultaneously, of what signifi¬cance is the observation that the Ruth MidQal. “Goddess Unfolding, 1983“various, shifting ideas that the‘piece’ calls to mind are attributablenot to the physical piece itself (sign)but to the writings about Buren’s‘art’ in general, many of them byBuren? Regardless of how this mayhave happened, doesn’t this piecerepresent these ideas? Call in the se-mioticians. Closes Wed 4 May at theRenaissance Society Bergman Gal¬lery, 4th floor Cobb. Tue-Sat, 10-4;Sun, noon-4. 962-8670. Free. —DMThe Additive Process Ruth Migdal'sseries of godesses, free standingsculptures, and wall reliefs are thefirst works one sees upon enteringthe gallery. The figures are sensualin both form and presentation:rounded shell-like fragments piecedtogether to form three-dimensionalimpressionistic expressions of thefemale body. The forms are volup¬tuous — rounded hips, stomachs, andbreasts — and alternately revealand conceal the inner spaces and con¬tours of the figures. Coloration em¬phasizes this play between innerand outer, exposed and hidden,shapes: the outside is fired an oran¬gey oxide; the inside, dull gray.Both are continually visible. The pre¬sentation of the figures across thewall in concert with the foregoundsculptures fills the space with adance-like arrangement, sculptureschoreographed via their placementin space and their relationship toeach other. Together and separatelythey are frozen in movement.Across the room, to one side of thesesculptures hang the quiet, yet eccen¬tric collages of Alice Shaddle. Herwork consists of powdery, pastel-colored paper and wallpaper cut out, shredded and hole-punched intotiny bits. These she layers into tex¬tured relief surfaces. Some includerecognizable forms, such as insectsin “Moth Pages.” In this work espe¬cially Shaddle demonstrates the af¬finity of her technique for a depic¬tion of both the playful and thefrigtening; these tiny bits of paperbuiit up across the surface easilysuggest a swarm of insects.Gail Skudera’s constructed doth re¬liefs are similar to Shaddle’s work inthat here too, smaller fragments ofmaterials carefully arranged pro¬duce an overall surface pattern andtexture. But Skudera’s are regularand geometric. Her protruding flapsof cloth enter into the gallery spaceand are completed as artistic ele¬ments by the light of the room whichcasts regular shadows across thecanvases.Dan Mills in his wooden construc¬tions, especially in “Abrevbldg,”“Amigbldg,’’ and “Everyhome,”seems to play with the flattening ofthree dimensions into two. He dis¬torts academic perspective. As de¬pictions of houses they are almostchild-like symbols for home but theirsophistication and artistic control ofmaterial suggest they might servebetter were they cubist-like trans¬formations of three-dimensionalspace on a two-dimensional surface.Both Mills and Cameron Zebrunwork with wooden lattice materialand country house-like shapes. Bothtake an interest in architecturalforms and concerns. Zebrun also usesfabric, found objects, and printeddesigns, tike maps. These he piecestogether into mostly geometric de¬ signs.The work in this show is, for the mostpart, carefully done. Migdal’s isboth beautiful and moving. Shad¬dle’s is intriguing and sometimesbeautiful. Through 25 May at TheHyde Park Art Center, 1701 E 53rd.Tue-Sat, 11-5. 324-5520. Free. —LKCollette Stermer and Pushpa Kohlipresent paintings and batiks tomor¬row, noon-4 in the Unitarian Churchat 57th and Woodlawn. Free.Hyde Park Women’s History Exhibit.Through 29 May at the HP HistoricalSociety, 5529 Lake Park. Sat, 10-noon; Sun, 2-4. Free.Rhythmistic Recall Graphics by TurtelOnli. Opens with a measure of audac¬ity ($2) on Sun 1 May, 6-8 atYounger Gallery, 1428 E 53rd.Through 28 May: Mon-Fri, noon-9;Sat, 10-6; Sun, noon-6. 752-2020Free.International Student Exhibition. Allmedia show by 15 foreign SAIC stu¬dents including a series of smart¬looking, reactionary SX-70 prints.Other things are better, possibly in¬cluding the videotape program onMon 2 May at 2. Through 13 May atthe School of the Art Institute, Co¬lumbus at Jackson. Mon-Wed, Fri,Sat, 10:30-4:30; Thur, 10:30-7:30;Sun, noon-4:30 . 443-3703. Free.Annual Fashion Show Designs by SAICstudents. Thur 5 May at 2 ($8, $4,students w/ID) and 8 ($10) in the Co¬lumbus Drive Auditorium of the ArtInstitute. 443-3710 or -3880 (ticketinfo).Perspectives on Contemporary RealismWhy is it called “realism” when “fi¬guration” might serve better? It’sjust a style, arbitrary like anyother. Anyway, people seem to likethe exhibit. Through 28 May at theArt Institute, Michigan at Adams.Mon-Wed, Fri, 10:30-4:30; Thur,10:30-8; Sat, 10-5; Sun, noon-5. „443-3500. Admission discretionaryexcept Thurs, free.Ansel Adams An American Place, 1936.Recreation of the show that intro¬duced Adams to the art-photo panth¬eon. Through 22 May at the Art Insi-tute; info above.Jerry Uelsmann Manipulated B&Wphotos. Mon 2 May through 4 Juneat Columbia College, 600 S Michi¬gan. Mon-Fri, 10-5; Sat, noon-5.663-1600 ext 104. Free.Kenneth Josephson Mostly B&Wphotos of photos and other foundand placed images; measuring rodsand contour gauges; “nudes”; lightbulbs and picture frames; India; andother things of various interest.With exceptions, an effort is madethroughout to draw attention to themanner (though not necessarily themeans) of representation. Many findthe result clever and, by extension,pleasing. But though they seem toelucidate their making, the best ul¬timately manage only to refer to it;prolonged exposure leads to frus¬tration. A great walk-through — tenseconds for each print, 20 minutesfor the whole thing — but the realquestion is of course: what would wethink of this sensibility if we knew itwell? I'm not sure of any thoroughanswer, but suspect it might includethe proposition that laughter is inthis instance something less thangood, clean fun. Through 22 May atthe Museum of Contemporary Art,237 E Ontario. Tue-Sat, 10-5; Sun,noon-5. 280-2660. $2 except Tue,free. —DMNaive and Outsider Painting from Ger¬many. Through 22 May at the MCA;info above.Gabriele Mounter Lecture on the art ofKandinsky’s associate and the sub¬ject of a current complement of theNaive show by U of C’s ReinholdHeller. Tue 3 May at 6 at the MCA.280-2697. $5.50; $3.50, members;other info above.Goodbye to the currrent HubbardStreet shows: A group show at Arte¬misia; Rebora, Porter, and Webberat ARC; and Les Levine at N.A.M.E.The Artemisia exhibit occurs like theMembers' Show in January, except that the pieces aren’t as good. AfterLooking at Women it seems half¬hearted. One of the artists currentlyshown, Judy Hartle, was the subjectof a larger show just last November.The only thing I’ve heard anybodytake much interest in is the smallnumber of paintings by Mary JoVath in the back. Maybe if I’d seenthe Cheri Gaulke performance I’dthink differently, but like I said:goodbye.ARC has gone even longer withoutanything really hot (since Art on theEdge at least). To be sure, SharonVincent Porter’s sculpture installa¬tions improve on Mary Min’s “SecretFortress”, but the main space contin¬ues its recent tendency to be over¬shadowed by the stuff in the base¬ment. Even if this latter is ultimatelyforgettable, its superficiality is gen¬erally pleasing and thought-provok¬ing and the current installation byNeel Webber is even a bit more. Atear for it.Levine's show at N.A.M.E. is the onlyhard parting. After two accounts inthis space it remains to follow up thesuggestions made last week that themessage common to the billboards is“Plunder”, and that such a messagedoes not improve on the already badbillboard idea. Like the subwayposter project, this one is for every¬body. If Levine can raise the moneyand the billboards go up the publicwill be presented with an (relativeto most billboards) attractive imageof a very unattractive practice. Ifthe subway posters advertise posi¬tive thinking, the billboards mightadvertise realistic thinking; thechange is due to the different publics(people on public transportation;people with cars). So I think the bill¬boards do improve on a bad idea.Today and tomorrow, 11-5 at 6 and9 W Hubbard. Free. —DMWe Are Together Now: Women artistsat Logan Square Opens tonight, 6-9at the Logan Square Community ArtGallery, 3228 W Palmer. Through 31May: Tue-Fri, 10-9; Sat, 10-3.342-8800. Free.Kenneth Shorr Appropriated andpainted photographs by the SAICteacher. Opens tonight, 6-9 at NancyLurie Gallery, 1632 N LaSalle.Through 1 June: Tue-Sat, 11-5.337-2882. Free.Products of Society: Artists respond tothe great depression of the eighties.Mixed-media exhibit opens tonight,66 at NAB Gallery, 331 S Peoria;performances and music on Sun 1May, 1-4. Through May: Tue, Sat,11:30-4:30. 733-0886. Free.Artpolice This attempts among otherthings to reassert the artist's controlof his or her product. Its failure inthis though not in other regardsstems from the ineffectiveness ofsatire directed at an art system thathas institutionalized such responsesto itseff. This may be seen even inthe name the Minneapolis-basedgroup takes for itself; what thegroup means, judging from its art, isanf/-Artpolice. The show also pro¬vokes other, more intentionalsmiles. Through 9 May at RandolphStreet Gallery, 756 N Milwuakee.Tue-Sat, 11-5. 243-7717. Free. Also:performances tonight at 8 by Matth¬ew (words, lights) and Frank (electri¬cal devices?); $3, $2 students.Chicago Area Artists on Peace.Through 29 May at the Peace Mu-suem, 364 W Erie. Tue-Sun, noon-5;Thur, -8. 440-1860. $1.Edith Altman, drawings and paintingsand Charles Wilson, mixed mediasculpture and installation; theformer as obscure as the latter isblunt. Through 14 May at MarianneDeson Gallery, 340 W Huron. Tue-Fri,10-5:30; Sat, 11-5. 787-0005. Free.Richard Hull Paintings. Through 11May at Phyllis Kind Gallery, 313 W.Superior. Tue-Sat, 10-5:30.642-6302. Free.Phyllis Bramson Paintings. Through 11May at Dart Gallery, 155 E Ohio.Tue-Fri, 10-5:30; Sat, noon-5.787-6366. Free. ▼4—FRIDAY, APRIL 29, 1983—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL DavidMillerYOUR ARTICLE HERE: 753-3265XXXXXXXX/<*>>►/Ok /9(vYOUR ARTICLE HERE: 753-3265XXXXXXXAv_L i i JL iMM Mfl 1■M. _L »mmt 1 _l__IC 1 1 iMi HP Hijr 1 i ipp 1f I ICI'l rr i■i —n " -^i iMM MM 1 i iMjjttggg. 11 IChMPF ~rIUm. MflMk rr PHi Hii HP Hi1MM. 1 i iHP ► 11 IC“i lW HP-L -C 1 i 1■M * i iHM 1 IC“i “i~ h^h ©1 i !aMMi O i 1 Hii T" i iMPPP 1 1l1 ;rimm, 1*1 l_J _i_ 1m m iMi « j_ _i_ i_ 11i ICmmn IC cc “i" iMl Ml 1■M ;r i r 1| ICiHppft IC rr ~i“ IIH JH 1iPH jI JL 114 ;Ci ~r rr ~r HPi Wm •i "r i r 11 *rfHE GREY CITY JOURNAL- -FRIDAY, APRIL 29, 1983—5THE MODERN AMERICAN IMAGEby Stephanie BaconThe Whitney Museum in New York hasrecently arranged in a northwest cornerthree paintings of distinctly American ori¬gin and content — Andy Warhol’s “GreenCoke Bottles’’, Jasper Johns’ “ThreeFlags’’, and Roy Lichtenstein’s “Little BigPainting’’. The three, all painted between1958 and 1968, form a fascinating juxta¬position because they provide mutual in¬sights into each other and the Americanart scene of that period.Andy Wahol was, throughout the 1960’s,a living element of Pop Art, pop culture,drug culture, and the history of the VelvetUnderground. He made a number of scan¬dalously grotesque films, and was chroni¬cally rumored to have stopped painting hisown paintings. According to the art setmyth, he would tell his lovers (of bothsexes) what to paint, and then if the paint¬ings pleased him, he would sign them. Inany case, he has been notably — also ques¬tionably — proficient. He > once said“Always leave them wanting less’’.The “them’’, which is presumably us, theaudience, almost without exception coulddo with less of Warhol’s work. Still, to any¬one who is concerned enough with Warholto do a little research, he appears as atrue innocent. He has no pretensiontowards profundity — only influence. Hismost ardent admirer might disparage themercenary character that his work as awhole has taken on, and yet his paintingsare, for him, not unsuccessful experiments.The fact is that his only calculated relationto his work is through the impact that heintends it to have. He is a manipulator inthe most self-centered way; his mystique ishis only message, and his image his onlyinterest. This he will openly admit, anddoes not, in fact even cannot, explain — allof which makes him seem quite naive, andsomehow forgivable. He has been quotedas saying: “If you want to know all aboutAndy Warhol, just look at the surface ofmy paintings and films and me, and there Iam. There’s nothing behind it.’’It is as if he is saying that commercialidentity is the only identity; this idea isAmerican to the nth degree in that it is thesame idea that America, in the form of thequintessential rich capitalist state, pres¬ents to the rest of the world. Warhol’s su¬perficiality is actually a kind of opportun¬ism. It is based on principles of individualfreedom which are difficult to refute, butwhich are germane to the free enterprise Roy Lichtenstein, “Little Big Painting,” 1965.system, and thereby is untimately unat¬tractive.“Green Coke Bottles’’ is one of Warhols’more forgivable paintings; the image ofthe coke bottle, repeated almost identical¬ly and almost indefinitely in a pleasinggreen, is an absolutely lyrical considera¬tion of the aesthetics of commercialism.The painting is forgivable because it ispalatable; this was of much more concernto Warhol than the viewer’s or his own ac¬ceptance or condemnation of commerciali¬sm. Ultimately, Warhol’s concern with im¬pact over content trivialized the work.Johns' “Three Flags’’ is much more gravein intent than “Green Coke Bottles’’; theimage, that of three realistically repre¬sented American flags, painted in gra¬duated size on three separate canvasesand then successively mounted, is at oncean unequivocal symbol of things Americanand a reconsideration of symbolism itself. The repeated superimposition of theAmerican flag destroys its stability, andleaves the viewer unable to get a suregrasp on the direction or dimension of theimage. In this way, the painting forces oneto consider the efficacy of symbolism.Johns, as a person, is notoriously re¬mote. He is probably an alcoholic, and isquite literal of mind. His character compelshim to a direct relationship to the contentof his paintings. Like Warhol, he has nomore to say to the world than what hispaintings present, but the two differ inthat Johns’ paintings expose a tiny per¬centage of who he must be. A friend said ofhim: “He never comes out and tells you. Heshows you. He makes you see it for your¬self. It’s almost as if it’s too painful for himto be direct.”Somehow, and it is probably by viture ofthis pain, Johns has earned the grudgingrespect of critics who would have a hard time accepting a serious statement, such as“Three Flags”, from a painter like AndyWarhol. Johns, too, however, has had hisshare of critical depreciation, mostly byvirtue of the fact that he seems a little bittoo interested in financial success for thetastes of those who have narrow precon¬ceptions of what an artist should be. He is,however, an American artist; to what de¬gree are experts justified in expecting so¬cial humility from artists whom they extolas gloriously American?Roy Lichtenstein is another touted Amer¬ican; some have gone so far as to say thathe has “virtually no association to a Euro¬pean tradition” (John Coplans, Ray Lich¬tenstein, catalogue, Pasadena Art Muse¬um, 1967). In light of the fact thatAmerican painting is smaller in quantityand influence in the history of art com¬pared to European painting, this state¬ment seems extreme and inaccurate. Popu¬lar “aesthetics,” after all, are based onEuropean artistic traditions more than onany other phenomenon, and simply by vir¬tue of the fact that one cannot paint with¬out reference to those aesthetics it seemsfoolish to make any such claim.Lichtenstein’s work consists mainly ofenormous reproductions of frames of comicstrips or advertisement of that genre.Lichtenstein is most often condemned forhaving too impersonal a relationship withhis subject matter; critics argue that hepasses no judgement and therefore makesno statement on commercialism, his pre¬sumed subject, because he makes no elabo¬ration upon his chosen image, and does notalter the image in any way except to en¬large it. Coplans, a defender of Lichten¬stein, argues that “his intention is to un¬derscore the arbitrariness” of the“commercial” and “artistic” aestheticsAlthough Lichtenstein presents his subjr amatter for renewed consideration by re¬moving it from its proper context indthereby considers the arb:trary chnr\. . erof popular aesthetics, he mst also be cre¬dited with a novel consideration of thestate of painting."Little Big Painting”, the third of theset, is a sem -abstract translation of theartist’s brush-stroke; it is translated, how¬ever, in a format that will be unmistak¬ably associated in the American mind withcomic books. Lichtenstein’s statement isambiguous in that it refers to abstraction,and yet reads as one of the most accessiblemanifestations of American popular cul¬ture. This metaphorical meeting of cere¬bral and “serious” art and “lowly” popu¬lar culture tends not to equate orharmonize them but rather to define moreclearly the identities of each. Indeed, theelements of the painting, that is, the sub¬ject and the style, seem to fight for prece¬dence.The connection among these three paint¬ers lies in the fact that they each relate tothe viewer in a distinctly American way. Inpresenting the three paintings together,the Whitney gives the viewer a range ofresponse of artist and art to a capitalistenvironment. Andy Warhol is the most ex¬treme in his virtually apersonal merce¬nary experimentation; the validity of hisstatement lies in its political reality ratherthan in an ethically sound base. Lichten¬stein offers a more moderate and sociallyacceptable position; although his relation¬ship to the content of his paintings is re¬moved and intellectual, he is not as bra¬zenly manipulative as Warhol, nor asflippant. At the other end of the spectrum,Johns presents a response that is so directand personal that he is unable to communi¬cate functionally with the public in anyother manner.Of the three, Johns, who is the most re¬mote personality, is the most accessiblepainter. His honesty and gravity are mosteffective for the type of viewer who ap¬proaches the painting with respect for itsintegrity. Lichtenstein, who is moderate inhis relation to the work and in his acces-siblity, has also received generally luke¬warm praise or lack thereof, where Johnsand Warhol have been both vilified anddeified. One assumes that, as the youngestof the three, Lichtenstein will continue toprogress in the definition and develop¬ment of his work. Finally, Warhol, who ofthe three painters has led the most publiclife, is the least accessible painter; his pe¬dantic interest in his own effect has contri¬buted to the alienation of a potentially re¬ceptive audience.SonnetI love you as I love the sun so hotyou are & far, you blind you heat you crossmy skies you light the clouds hard gray then rotaway the vapors with your lips all glossedwith flaring red. The sunspots on your cheekshave made me sweat & squint: a gas of puredesire ascends my lungs & flames. 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In a colonial villa somewhere in thejungle, the tension mounts. The natives are gettingrestless, the starched British family is getting con¬fused. On the surface, things are as they should be— father is the proud and tyrannical head of thefamily, ridiculous in his masculine pomposity;mother is the devoted and faithful wife, submis¬sive in the extreme. The kids are, well, kids (theyoungest, Victoria, is played by a rag doll), al¬though everyone finds it rather disturbing that Ed¬ward likes to play with dolls...Over all presidesthe stern figure of mother-in-law, keeping an eyeon the family’s moral standards.For indeed, far more threatening than the beatof jungle drums is the throb of suppressed sexuali¬ty; desires and unions barely concealed beneaththe stiff upper lip of Victorian propriety. We learnthat Clive, the father, is, with characteristic doublestandards, having an affair with Mrs. Saunders, aneighboring widow of Amazonian allure. The ar¬rival of Harry Bagley, dashing young explorerfresh from the depths of the jungle, creates furtherdisarray as Betty, the mother, and Edward, theyoung son, vie for his favours. Harry is meanwhilefornicating with Joshua, the African manservant(played by a white man, to underline his supposedallegiance to the Crown) who, being a native andtherefore an inferior, has no choice but to submit.Joshua’s role in the family is that of father’s spy,by means of which he subverts his ‘underdog’status. He also makes mother very uncomfortablewith his comments about her legs.Harry’s problem is that he prefers men. Clive ishorrified at this revelation and, to save face,Harry is rushed into marriage with Ellen, theweeping governess who is in fact desperately inlove with Betty (which fact does not horrify Clivenearly as much as Harry’s admission.) Edward seesnothing wrong in ‘the things we did last time, UncleHarry’, but his father fears for his manhood. Thepace of the first act becomes increasingly farcicalas the complex sexual connections between char¬acters are gradually revealed — the chaotic pro¬gression threatens almost to become predictable.What possible sexual proclivity can the authorchoose to poke fun at next? The truth is that, farfrom mocking individual sexual choice, playwright Caryl Churchill seeks to ridicule the social condi¬tioning and strict behavioural conventions ofgender roles, as well as the hypocrisy of social mo¬rality with its double standards, its concern for‘appearances’ and its relentless homophobia.Act II is set in London in 1980. The characters arethe same, with a couple of additions and omissions;but although a century has passed, they are only25 years older. This ‘time warp’ helps to illustratehow little our comfort with our sexuality has in¬creased, despite the fact that we can be more openabout it. The stifling morality of Victorian societyis at a sufficient distance from us for the charac¬ters’ contorted relationships in the first act to beat times hilariously funny. Now we see them in¬volved in a similar web of relationships, some asexploitative and unequal as those in Act I; but theproblems are too familiar for us to take them quiteas lightheartedly.Betty, we find, has finally broken away from herdominant husband and is learning to live a life ofher own. Victoria has grown up and married Mar¬tin, who tries to dominate her life as much as herfather did her mother’s, disguising it as respect forher freedom of choice and concern for her wellbe¬ing (sound familiar?). In the park where she takesher son, she meets Lin and they start an affair.Again we see that a relationship with anotherwoman is not regarded as a threat to her more‘natural’ heterosexual marriage, until, that is, shedecides to leave Martin.The Victorian characters were trapped withintheir repression to the extent that their only re¬course was to abandon ‘immoral’ relationships infavour of conformity. In contrast to this, the sec¬ond half of the play contains a more hopeful mes¬sage, and the characters are able to break awayfrom their conditioning to an extent. In fact themessage is perhaps a little too optimistic in viewof the continuing repression of certain ‘undesir¬able’ sexual orientations — it is still unusual forlesbians to get custody of their children, and it ishard to believe there are no problems when threeof the characters — Edward, his sister, and her les¬bian lover — set up a menage a trois with Ed tak¬ing care of the children. However there is a verymoving soliloquy by Betty, in which she describesthe freedom she found in daring to masturbateonce more, having been rigorously punished for itas a child.A contrast is drawn between the two gay men in Act II — Edward seeks a stable relationship, pre¬ferring to stay at home and look after the house¬keeping, while his lover Gerry likes nothing betterthan a quick fuck with a stranger during a six min¬ute train ride. Churchill’s interpretation of this lastcharacter is not really clear — personally I foundhis soliloguy on the subject rather revolting, carry¬ing to extremes the impersonal, exploitative na¬ture of some sexual relationships (not only be¬tween gay men). Although one had the sense thatthe younger characters were happier when theybroke away from monogamous heterosexual rela¬tionships, I don’t think Churchill’s message is that‘gay is best.’ The mother’s liberation was not ho¬mosexual, and Edward eventually chooses to movein with two women, declaring “I think I’m a les¬bian.” Vici’s choice of a woman for a lover obvious¬ly contains some reaction against her unsuccessfulsex-life with Martin, who can’t understand whyshe doesn’t have orgasms. But the issue is not theacceptability or desirability of heterosexuality orhomosexuality, but the socialisation which trapsus within strict gender roles and stops us frombeing in touch with our sexuality. I couldn’t quitework out the role of Lin’s child, a grotesque littlegirl (as she would have to be, played by a grownman) who insists on wearing frilly dresses as sheplays with toy guns. Hope for future generationsin defying gender roles, or yet more confusion tocome?Between acts I and II the cast switches roles com¬pletely, which includes a couple of ‘changes of sex’;yet another way, I suspect, in which Churchillmocks our gender definitions. This is a play whichcould stand or fall on the pacing and agility of theproduction, and the Steppenwolf players certainlydid justice to the swift role changes, especially atthe end of the play, when there is a series of ‘flash¬backs’ to Act I. The casting was generally excel¬lent, the actors dealing superbly with extremelydifferent roles in the two acts — the characters inthe first act being slightly overplayed and exag¬gerated, whereas those in the second were playedlow-key and intimately. I particularly liked RondiReed in her three roles as the governess and theneighbour Mrs. Saunders in Act I, and Betty in ActII. Joan Allen was perfect as Victoria in the secondact, though less convincing as the young Edward inAct I. Laurie Metcalfe was good as Lin, the lesbianmother. On occasion the cast’s British accents de¬tracted from what would otherwise have beenvery convincing portrayals — the play potentiallycontains some subtle comment on class structurewhich relies heavily on the differentiation of ac¬cents. But on the whole the actors did a good job inthis area.This play has it all. It is funny and moving, light¬hearted and profound. The more I think about it,the more I see in it, and I strongly recommend it foran entertaining and thought-challenging evening.The Steppenwolf Theatre Company’s Cloud Nineis reopening at the Apollo Theater Center, 2540Lincoln Ave., Sunday May 1 at 7. PerformancesTues-Fri at 8, Sat at 6 & 9, Sun at 3 & 7. 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The subcommittee has recommend¬ed a yearly budget of $15,000. Consideringthe current economic state of the Universi¬ty, and the genuine interest that many stu¬dents have had in the Roundtable concept,the following means was suggested for ob¬taining the yearly budget of Roundtable:Room rent contracts would be increasednext year, two dollars per quarter (six dol¬lars per year) above the current projectedroom rates; this increase would be across-the-board for all residents of the ten dormcomplexes of the housing system. This sixdollar per person per year fund would beearmarked by the housing office for theRoundtable budget, this portion amountingto approximately $12,000. The remainder ofthe $15,000 budget (amounting to about$3000) would come from pre-existing hous¬ing funds that have been previously allocat¬ed for social programming.Many of the details in the subcommittee’sreport had to be omitted from this letter dueto lack of space. However, the purpose ofthis letter has been to present the proposaland hopefully stimulate discussion. Thehousing office has assured the subcommit¬tee that if housing residents support theRoundtable concept, then it is very probablethat such a group can become a reality. It isnow time for residents to decide if they wanta group such as Roundtable to shape thepresent and future housing community; dis¬cussions with your respective Inter-House Council reps should be conducted in thehouses and dorms. Meanwhile, it should benoted that the Inter-House Council unani¬mously voted to establish a prototypeRoundtable committee (Provisional Alloca¬tions Committee) that would allocate a por¬tion of IHC funds for fostering inter-dorm/inter-house activities; thiscommittee, which has one member fromeach dorm complex, should be ready to con¬sider budget requests within one week. Themembers of this provisional committeehope that they are paving the way for a full-fledged Roundtable...the decision is up toyou.President’s Student Advisory CommitteeSubcommittee on Housing:Stuart Shapira Robert BordenBruce Anderson Stephen BrittMichael Aronson Amy ChristiansonRobert Kester jim PoueymirouBeth Prine Timothy RigneySexist cartoonTo the editor:We would like to voice a complaint con¬cerning a sexist cartoon by Jim Jozefowiczin the 4/22/83 issue of the Maroon.This cartoon portrays two gentlemen hav¬ing an intellectual political discussion aboutthe nuclear arms race. Standing betweenthe two men is a steoreotypical “sweetyoung thing’’ whose expression is entirelyblank throughout the discussion until she in¬terrupts with a remarkably stupid commentabout refrigerators.The blatant sexism expressed here tookus quite by surprise. We were under the im¬pression that we were on an enlightenedcampus where equality between the twosexes could be taken for granted. We realizethis is a cartoon and is intended to be hu¬morous. However, the total lack of intelli¬gence demonstrated by the only woman inthe strip is derogatory and insulting toevery woman on this campus.Carolyn M. Rundquist Geoffrey K. DunawayVictoria Locke Bartke Bethany RoweMary Preston David E. SuttonStudents of the CollegeI enjoy my contactLenses made byDr. Kurt RosenbaumOptometristKimbark Plaza1200 E. 53rd St.493-8372 T)y5e PaxIi A.rt'isxnsQALCsryMOTHERS DAY OPENING ^April 20*12 to 4Refreshments Served—Featuring--Colette Stermer, paintingPushpa Kohli, BatikAnd Other New Giftsfor SpringFine Hand-Crafted Giftsfor Discriminating Shoppers57th & WoodlawnAt the Unitarian ChurchHours; 12-3 Thurs; 12-3 Fri12-4 Sat; 10-1 Sun.BLUES, BOOGIE&ALL THAT JAZZErwin Heifer & Friends will be at theUnitarian Church (at 57th & Woodlawn).Vocalist: Angela BrownSATURDAY • MAY 14 • 7:30 P.M.ADM: $4.00Food & wine will be available • Come early for good seats LettersSG needs inputTo the editor:Mark Katz’s letter which appeared herelast Friday struck a responsive chord forme and those involved in Student Govern¬ment. He chastised SG for not better in¬forming students about the recent elections.This claim was generally true. One reasonfor a certain lack ws that much of SG’s man¬power and energy was diverted to host theNational AAUS conference earlier thisquarter. In fact, I commend Larry Ozeronfor his excellent work co-ordinating theelections given the restrictive constraints.Our hosting, however, is only a partial ex¬planation for the lack of information. Therehas been a communication gap between SGand students for several years. Many grad¬uates do not realize that the Assembly in¬cludes them. Many people do not know ex¬actly what SG does. Others think theAssembly meets solely to argue — that is ifthey meet at all.But Mark’s letter is heartening in that itdemonstrates some of the real interest in“Campus Life” that many students share.The communication problem, as well, is notinsolvable. On the contrary, myself and ev¬eryone recently elected are committed tobridging this gap. We will do this by gener¬ally working to increase student input intoUniversity policy, getting involved with andhelping co-ordinate student group activi¬ties, and more specifically by publishing aquarterly newsletter, and maintaining con¬tact with house councils and alike.The raison d’etre of Student Governmentis to represent to concerns and interests ofits members — your interests and yourcooncerns. This is done through a 50 personrepresentative assembly (and six SFAcourt judges) which distribute funds forgroups, provide services, and serve as aforum for student concerns. To fulfill theseareas we need your input and involve¬ment.The next Student Government meeting is Tuesday, May 3, at 7:30 p.m. in Stuart 105,feel free to come. Joe WalshStudent Government PresidentArmenians ignoredTo the editor:Tuesday’s Viewpoints column on theTurks and the Armenians was outrageous.It reminds one of Arthur Butz’s Hoax of theCentury. The author of the column has de¬nied history and destroyed the truth. If thewriter, the new generation of Turks, and therest of us wish to “believe in peace,” that isbeautiful — but it cannot be done by denyingthe fact that the Ottoman Turks massacredthe Armenians and allowed them to starveto death. In fact, since modern Turkish citi¬zens are not the ones who murdered Armen¬ians, this continued denial of what happenedcan only be called continued oppression andpersecution.The writer brings as evidence of the sup¬posedly legendary character of the massa¬cre stories the fact that Armenians living inTurkey have officially condemned terroristacts and confirmed their loyalty to the Tur¬kish state. Boy, I would too. I’d makedamned sure not to make waves if I wereliving in a country that didn’t even bother toacknowledge past wrongs against my peo¬ple.Current isolated and unfortunate acts ofterrorism may in fact be caused by a feelingthat no one knows or cares what happenedIn Passage to Ararat, Michael Arlen travelsto Armenia and Turkey in search of thetruth. One of the most striking discoverieshe makes is that in Turkey the past has dis¬appeared. A church which is known in thehistorical guides to be Armenian is calledGreek by a tour guide. Someone else ac¬knowledges that there was some “trouble”with the Armenians. Arlen attributes theseeming Armenian obsession with theirtragedy, that he had noticed while growingup, to the fact that no one else even wantedto know that anything had happened.Susan RosenbergStudent in the collegeIN GEARThe Chicago Literary Review seeksPoetryEssaysShort FictionBook ReviewsPlease submit all work in MaroonOffice, 3rd fir. Ida Noyes Hall.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 29, 1983—19SportsSoftball team weeps then sweeps this weekBy Kittie WyneThe women’s varsity softball team lostMonday’s doubleheader to the North ParkVikings, 9-3 and 8-2. The Vikings’ combina¬tion of well-placed and appropriately timedhits carried them over a frustratedMaroons’ defense.The Vikings’ offense destroyed theMaroons with two homeruns in the firstgame and 11 singles in the second game.The Vikings scored on an error in the firstinning to open the first game, then followedit with a homerun in the second. They weresuccessfully contained by the Maroons inthe third, but reasserted themselves in thefourth to take the lead permanently. TheVikings were skillful at hitting with runnerson base, which allowed them to pad theirscore throughout the rest of the game.Karen Kitchen showed the Vikings whatthe Maroon offense could look like with atwo-run homer on the right field line in thethird inning. The offense sputtered through¬out the game with no one getting more thanone hit as the Maroons faced the fastestpitcher they had seen yet this season. Thebase-running was more aggressive than theVikings' when the Maroons did get on base.The Maroons temporarily held the lead inthe third, 3-2, but the Vikings took it back inthe fourth, 5-3.Defensively the Maroons saw fine catch¬ing from Sue Fortunato and pitching fromKitchen. This was Kitchen’s sixth completegame; she struck out five and gave up fivewalks while the defense gave up sevenerrors. The second game saw excellentcatches in the outfield, but a lot of well-placed hits out of the infield. Pitchers KittieWyne and Mary Choldin split the job in thesecond game. Wyne gave up five walks andallowed seven runs in three innings, thenkept control to allow nothing in the fourth.PRESSES up to 25x38...Fast print to 22x28The southside s largest andmost complete print shopOffset & LetterpressLAYOUT & ARTPHOTO COMPOSITIONOver 100 typestfles forbrochures, books, ad books- all your printing needsComplete Bindery includesgang stitching, perfectbinding, plastic binding, diecutting, embossing, hotstamping, eyeletting, tinningBANKERSPR1*" UNIONHU 7-3142 LABEL.5832 So. Green Choldin’s two-inning pitching debut includ¬ed two walks, one run, and was assisted byexcellent fielding.Wednesday the Maroons defeated TrinityCollege, 11-5, 18-6, at home. The secondFirst year student Stephanie Gross-man gets a base hit in the Maroons’doubleheader loss Monday.game ended in five innings because of theslaughter rule. The Maroons struggledthrough the beginning of the first game be¬fore they began to play at their own level.The Maroons opened the scoring in thefirst inning when Kitchen crossed home plate after a walk and two stolen bases.Trinity capitalized on five consecutivewalks in the second inning to score five runsoff two hits, while Kitchen regained controland momentum and struck out a batter withthe bases loaded. The Maroons brought thescore to 5-2 in the second after Helen Gem-mill walked and was brought around by twosacrifices.The Maroons then shut down Trinity be¬ginning with three strikeouts in the third,and a compatible mix of walks and strike¬outs for the rest of the game. Meanwhile theMaroons tied the game in the fourth andadded five insurance runs in the sixth.Kitchen threw 11 strikeouts but gave upnine walks. Offensively the Maroons contin¬ued to be aggressive with Kitchen andMartha Few very successful at getting onbase and Wendy Pietrzyk and Kitchen steal¬ing four bases each.The second game saw increased offensivepower from both teams, especially theMaroons. Karen Kitchen’s first at-bat was atwo-run homer, her third of the season. Al¬though the score was tied after the first in¬ning, the Maroons took over in the secondinning to slaughter Trinity. The Maroonsthen exploded in the third to score eightruns on seven hits and two errors.The fourth saw many changes in the lin¬eup, including Dana Pryde’s switch-hitting,and the Maroons acquired the ten run leadfor an early victory. Dana Howd hit 4-for-4,Kitchen was 3-for-3, while Patty Owen ledwith four stolen bases and Grossman, Par-Women’s track i shall, Pietrzyk, and Howd all had three sto¬len bases.Trinity hitters presented pitcher MaryCholdin with her first complete game andvictory after giving her a fight. They shot athree-run homer in the second inning butwere unable to get any other hits. Neverthe¬less they managed to get on base via walksand errors, but the Maroons’ fielding heldthem to only three more runs.In eight game totals (through NorthPark), Kitchen has the highest battingaverage, .481, and leads in RBI with 12.Pryde follows with .458 and 10 RBI, andleads with nine stolen bases. Howd is third,hitting .393 with 8 stolen bases, and the teamhas a .324 overall average.The Maroons travel to Chicago StateTuesday and to the Conference tournamentin Knox next weekend.North Park 9, Chicago 3Chicago 0 1 2 0 0 0 0-3 5North P. 1 1 0 2 2 3 x-9 7North Park 8, Chicago 2Chicago 0 2 0 0 0 0 0-2 3North Park 2 4 1 0 0 1 x-8 12Chicago 11, Trinity 5Trinity 0 5 0 0 0 0 0- 5 2Chicago 1 1 2 1 1 5 x-11 10Chicago 18, Trinity 6Trinity 2 3 0 01-6 1Chicago 2 5 8 12-18 12?am take thirdBy Sue FortunatoThe University of Chicago women’s trackteam placed third last weekend at the Milli-ken Track Meet which included 14 of the topDivision II and III teams in the state. Augus-tana won the meet with 123 points and wasfollowed by Wheaton (114), University ofChicago (95), Washington University (74),Millikin (52), Concordia (35), North Central(33), Illinois Wesleyan (22), Chicago State(20), Blackburn (5), Knox (2), Principia (0),and Illinois College (0).The Maroons again showed their depth asteam points were scored in all events exceptthe 1500-meter and 3000-meter runs. Sopho¬more Natalie Williams took second in the200-meter dash in a personal record time of26.3 seconds. Freshman Linda Kinney set aschool record in the 400-meter dash with herfirst place finish time of 60.2 seconds, whilesenior Becky Redman placed second in the800-meter run in 2:25.2.Junior Helen Straus also set a school re¬cord as she placed third in the 100-meterhurdles with a time of 16.9 seconds whilefreshman Gretchen Gates finished .1 sec¬onds later for a fourth place finish. In the400-meter hurdles sophomore Tracy Buttoncame close to her personal record of 72.16seconds as she placed fifth with 72.35 sec¬onds. Head coach Linda Whitehead was pleasedwith the team’s performance but still feelsthat the Maroons “have lots of work to dobefore we’re able to catch Augustana andWheaton.’’ After another week of hard prac¬tice the Maroons will again be put to the testas they take on Loyola (second in the Chi¬cago area), University of Illinois-Chicago,DePaul, Concordia, and Illinois Benedictinein their last home meet of the season. Themeet will be held today at 3:30 p.m. on StaggField.Sports CalendarWomen’s TrackApril 29 — University of Chicago Women’sOpen Meet II, at Stagg Field, 4 p.m.Men's TrackApril 29 and 30 — at Drake UniversityRelaysBaseballApril 30 + at St. Norbert College, 1 p.m.Men’s TennisApril 29 and 30 — at Midwest Invitationalat Whitewater, WisconsinTREAT MOM ON HER DAYto aLox BoxfromRodfei Zedek USYBoxes include:• LOX BAGELS • CREAM CHEESE• TOMATOES • DESSERT • & A SURPRISEBoxes will be delivered at your request between 9:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m.,Sunday, May 8, 1983Two Sizes: Couple $5.00 & Family $9.00PICK UP ORDER FORMS ATRODFEI ZEDEK5200 S. HYDE PARK BLVD., CHICAGO, 60615752-2770OR SEND IN ORDER WITH PAYMENT BY MAY 3rd 5309 S. Blackstone • 947-0200OUR FAMOUS STUFFED PIZZA IN THE PAN IS NOWAVAILABLE IN HYDE PARKOPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK • 11 AM T012 MIDNIGHTCocktails • Pleasant Dining • Pick-Up“Chicago’s best pizza!” — Chicago Magazine, March 1977"The ultimate in pizza!” — New York Times, January 198020—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 29, 1983Inside IMResidence,By Jeff TaylorResidence soccer at the University of Chi¬cago has seen better years.Watching a recent matchup between tworesidence teams of top ten caliber, I experi¬enced a moment of profound understanding.I realized that these teams, uh...well, theyweren’t good. Two referees I overheardwere less kind. “This is the saddest year yetfor residence soccer,” one said.Be that as it may, residence playoffs areapproaching and the competition, at least,will be fierce.Not all residence teams lack talent. TheMen’s Undergraduate Maroon division isled by Compton, an intense, aggressiveteam. Compton dispatched its only division¬al competitor Lower Rickert last week by ascore of 1-0, after a two-week layoff. For¬ward Drew Demakas, averaging about twogoals per game, scored the game-winner forCompton.Henderson A owns the Men’s Blue divi-sion. Henderson is the Housing system’sSOCIM ScoreboardGraduate MenBlue Star Vorwaerts 11 Bio Hazard 0Central-South America 5 Van de Waal’s 0Saudi Union Movement 2 Med I 1Med I 3 Mazatlan Sporting Club 2Achilles’ Heels 4 Van der Waal’s 0Bio Hazard 4 LH Surge 3Saudi Union Movement 5 Achilles’ Heels 2International House 3 Gertie’s 06 Stars, 3 Bars and a BallOligonucleotides (by forfeit)SOCIM RankingsGraduate Men1. Saudi Union Movement*2. Central-South America3. Blue Star Vorwaerts4. International House5. 6 Stars, 3 Bars and a Ball grad socim playoffs approachingeatest hope for an upset against indeDen- Dlavers are snsnerted of multi-foam mom. the rintihtgreatest hope for an upset against independent leader Mildred, though the hope isslim. A team of excellent soccer players likeMildred has little to fear from Henderson’sstock of good all-around athletes. Hender¬son would do better against the hustling,muscling independent runner-up, Psi Upsi-lon.Vincent is virtually uncontested in theresidence Green division. Vincent will findits lack of competition in the regular seasona disadvantage in the playoffs, particularlyagainst second-round opponent Compton.The playoff schedule, in fact, inexplicablyplaces Compton, Henderson, Vincent andLower Rickert, the four best residenceteams, in the same bracket. This meansonly one of them will be around in the finalsto meet the non-leader of competition be¬tween the Green and Red non-divisions.Both Bishop and Fiji are heretofore unde¬feated, but neither has the talent to face afinalist from the other bracket.In the Graduate Men’s divisions, someUndergraduate Men1. Mildred2. Henderson A3. Psi Upsilon4. Compton5. Amalgamation6. Ark Royal7. Vincent8. Lower Rickert9. Lower Flint10. Hitchcock A Women1. Scrubbing Bubbles2. Crown Rats-II3. Compton4. Dudley5. Nantes-Outre-Mar*A11 -University No. 1 Undergraduate MenVincent 2 Upper Flint 1Dewey 3 Shorey 0Chamberlin 4 Fishbein 2Bishop 1 Hitchcock B 0Henderson B 4 Fallers 1Fiji 2 Thompson 1Hitchcock A Hale (by forfeit)Ark Royal Hit and Run (by forfeit)Psi Upsilon 10 Decagon 1Amalgamation 3 Delta Smegma 0Mildred 8 Dinkleberries 1Henderson A3 Tufts 0Lower Flint 4 Blackstone 0Breckinridge Bradbury (by forfeit)Upper Rickert 3 Henderson B 1Psi Upsilon 2 Ark Royal 1Chamberlin 7 Hitchcock B 1Compton 1 Lower Rickert 0Women1750 Club 6 „.IM-12 1Compton 4 Hale 3Borborygmi Delta Sigma (by forfeit)Scrubbing Bubbles 1 IM-12 0Lower Flint 1 Three’s A Crowd 0Lower Flint Tufts (by forfeit)Thompson 2 Shorey 0Nantes-Outre-Mar 5 1750 Club 3Upper Wallace 2 Thompson 0Shorey Breckinridge (by forfeit)1701E.55TH 11-7 EVERYDAY684-3375 262-1593 CONTINENTALBREAKFAST•Fresh-baked croissant•100% fresh-groundColumbian Coffee•Fresh-squeezedorange juice*2.00Now open at 6:30 am53^ St.& tyaApeA)667-2000Sticks & StuffCOLLECTIBLES • ANTIQUES • USED FURNITURECLOCKS • LAMPS • ALL WOOL INDIAN RUGSAND A VARIETY OF KNICK-KNACKS ATREASONABLE PRICES1749 E. 55th St. Hours:Tues-Fri Noon - 7 pmSat & Sun 10 am - 5 pm 667-4610 players are suspected of multi-team mem¬bership — comparison of game rosters byIM supervisors has shown considerableplayer overlap. Though no specifics weregiven, the UCID rule has been invoked tocurb such alleged occurrences.Opinion differs about the graduate teamlikely to end up number one. Many feel theSaudi Union Movement, composed of Var¬sity lettermen, faces a smooth path to theAll-University Championship. The Central-South Americans and Blue Star Vorwaerts,however, think they have something to sayabout this. The only thing that’s clear is thatthese three teams outclass all the others.The Saudis are led by an all-star cast ofplayers, including John Messersmith, DanMedina, Jon Assadi and David Weiss. Theirperformances in compiling the team’s 7 and0 record have been fantastic. Unfortunate¬ly, the team lacks a goalkeeper — otherplayers all take turns in the spot.Vorwaerts is German for forwards, andthose playing for Blue Star score a lot. Themidfielders and defenders are pretty goodtoo, and help round out the team as an easypick to win big. The team is mostly Ameri¬can, though, not German.Last week’s biggest development was adecision by the Intramural Office to makeindependent undegraduate playoffs double¬elimination. According to IM DirectorResch, the decision to extend the playoffswas made before publication of last Fri¬day’s somewhat antagonistic column in theMaroon. We’ll have to give her the benefit of the doubt.As expected, Mildred, Psi U, Amalgama¬tion and Ark Royal all won their first-roundplayoff games; in a second-round gameTuesday, Psi U edged Ark Royal 2-1. Thegame was extremely physical, and bothteams appeared nervous and tentative. PsiU successfully controlled the midfield, how¬ever, and managed to hand Ark Royal itsfirst loss of the season. Psi U will play thewinner of the Mildred-Amalgamation mat¬chup, scheduled for this afternoon at 5:00.In the meantime, Ark Royal joins thehoards in the losers’ bracket trying to clawtheir way up for a second chance.In women’s play, Compton snuck by a for¬midable Hale team Friday 4-3 to assumetotal command of its division. Compton,Hale and Snell are probably the best threeteams in the division, but Breckinridge hasbeaten both Hale and Snell: Hale had onlyfive players in their meeting with Breck¬inridge, and Snell lost by forfeit. As a result,Breckinridge, together with Compton, is as¬sured of a playoff spot. Hale and Snell willplay Monday with the third and last playoffspot on the line.Scrubbing Bubbles, an independentwomen’s team, is undefeated, but will facea severe test from last year’s champ rein¬carnated, Crown Rats-II. Another tough in¬dependent, Nantes-Outre-Mar, is composedmainly of players from last year’s toughUpper Wallace team. Look for the Rats, theBubbles and N-O-M all to do well in theplayoffs.Tie Blachstonc Hotel636 So. Michigan Ave.• Close to the U of C (10 minutes north)• Plan your next conference/meeting or group housing• Special rates for University of Chicago affiliates or visitors,$32.00 single / S37.00 double• 17 conference rooms to accommodate 10-500We now feature the hilarious production of SHEAR MADNESS in the MayfairTheatre, and Joe Segal's famous JAZZ SHOWCASE in the intimate BlackstoneCafe. (Student discounts - Sunday matinee - 3 pm.)FOR ROOM RESERVATIONS. OR FOR MOREINFORMATION OR TOUR & PRESENTATION, CALLNATALIE VITEK, DIRECTOR OF SALES427-4300More tours, better tours than ever/ummettours to the/ouiet unionbegin June 26We offer young people: general “get acquainted " tours • study-tours of social ism in practice • peace seminars •farm tours • railtours • sports tours • Russian language study-tours • folk dancestudy-tours • the Moscow International Marathon — all featuringmeetings and personal contact with Soviet youths.Prices begin at an incredibly low $1450. all-inclusive from/toSew York.^ Write for Brochurevoice/ of the future250 West 57th Street. Suite 1428. Se*. York. \ Y 10107(212) 245-7501 or Out-of-State (8001-223-1335The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 29, 1983—21IHTHREE BEDROOM on bus linewith lots of sunlight. Modern kit¬chen, indoor and outdoor sun-porches. In mint condition. Askingonly $59,500.THREE BEDROOMS, TWOBATHS, woodburning fireplace at4722 S. Greenwood. Beautifullyrenovated building. Lovely frontyard. 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Excellent securitybuilding, newly decorated, ready formove-in. $30’s.UNDER $30,000. You can own thisstudio condo for less than rentalprice. 9 'A financing makes this anexceptional buy. This unit facesnorth with a city view. Buildingfacilities include pool, exerciseroom, master TV antenna andgarage. Minutes to shopping, U of Ccampus and transportation.HILO REALTY GROUP1365 E. 53rd St.955-1800 Classified AdsSPACEHyde Park Studio Apts 245.00 clean quietbuilding newly decorated + carpeted stove +refrig laundry facilities 24 hour manager 5140S. Wood lawn 493-62503 bedroom condominiums for sale 55th streetand Everett. Call 357-7926 evenings 979-6091days.Deluxe Condominium in court building2bdrms. -I- bath. New appliances. Laundry fac.5329 S. Dorchester. $600 per-mo. 538 4939.Professors apartment. One block from campusfully furnished. Available June 10684-1820.Looking for housing? Check InternationalHouse, for grad, students and for scholarsvisiting Chicago. 753-2270, 2280.SUMMER SUBLET Furnished 1 bedroom,large but not expensive. Safe location, nearcampus, 1C, groceries & bus stop. Call 493-8496; evenings best.Studio 210/mo. utilities included separate kit¬chen/dinette Inquire 9-4 5514 S. Blackstone 752-2223.LOVELY 2bdrm turn summer sblt, lake/loop-view $438 util incl 324-2273 Bill/Lynn evenings.Luxurious Penthouse Apt. Large Studio 600 sq.ft. Skyline & Lake view Parking avail. A/C fullcarpeting 37th fl. Much closet space, spacious& sunny. 241-7543 5050 Lake Shore Dr.Furn or unfurn room in 3 bdrm 2 bath Ig sunnyapt near store laund campus avl immed callaft 5 or early am 684-1388Free apartment in exchange for parttime bldg,mgmt. Mature indiv/couple. 684-5030 bet8; 30amCOMPUTER USERS!TSO, time sharing, Fortran, stat packages, etc.on the University’s Computer are accessiblefrom your dorm or home, etc. Simply dial up thecomputer with one of our acoustic coupled ter¬minals and enter your program or data. Pricesfrom $375.00.For more information on rentals or purchasecall CAPITAL at (312) 822-0228CalendarFRIDAYI-House Talking Pictures: Jules & Jim 7:30 & 9:45p.m. $2 Free PopcornChristian Science: “What Do You Mean — ChristianScience Treatment?” Lecture by Richard Howard7:30-8:30 p.m. Oriental InstituteHillel: Adat Shalom Sabbath Dinner, 6:30 p.m. $3U.C. Asian Christian Fellowship: 7:30 p.m. Augus-tana Lutheran Church 55th -f WoodlawnInter-Varsity Christian Fellowship: Meeting 7:30p.m. I-House East Lounge. Topic: “Daniel III”South Asian Student Asso.: George V. Bobrinskoy,A.L. Basham on “The Indian Doctrine of Transmi¬gration” 7:30 p.m. Swift hall CommonsLectures in Armenian Cultural History: Dr. JohnGreppin, Cleveland State Univ., on “Tracing theArmenians” 7:30 p.m. Regenstein A-llUniv. Sym., Orch., Brass Ensemble: 8 p.m. Good-speed Recital hall. Music of Copland, Gabrieli,Barber, Tomasi, Kauffmann & others. FREECrossroads: English Classes: Beg. 10 a.m.; Int. 10:45a.m. 5621 BlackstoneCalvert House: Volleyball & Barbecue 5:30 p.m.SATURDAYDOC: Gigi 7 & 9:30 p.m. Cobb $2Dept, of Philosophy: Lipkind Memorial Lecture:Alan Gerwith on “The Rationality of Reasonablene¬ss” 3:30 p.m. Wabash Parlor, Palmer House, State &Monroe Streets.Hillel: Orthodox Sabbath Services 9:15 a.m.; Up¬stairs Minyan 9:30 a.m.Compton Physic Lectures: Mark J. Oreglia on “Par-tical Aesthetics” 11 a.m. Eck 133CAUSE: Dance 8:30 p.m. LST Cafeteria $2Cathy Heifetz Memorial Concert: 8 p.m. Good speedRecital Hall. Chamber music of Scheidt, Bach,Dahl, Senfl, Morley, Hindemith, Beethoven, Des-prez, and others. FREECalvert House: Sacrament of Reconcilation 4:30p.m.Crossroads: Pot-Luck Dinner 6 p.m. AFGA Coffe-house 8:30 p.m.SUNDAYAsian Arts: Dagar Brothers-Vovalists in theDhruped Tradition. 3 p.m. Law Sch. Aud. $8, (5 Forinfo call 962-8635Woodward Court Lecture: Mortimer Adler on“Minds and Brains: Men and Machines” 8:30 p.m.Woodward Cafeteria. Munchies follow.Early Music Series: The Consort of Music 8 p.m.Mandel hall For Info call 962-7300 $9, $5 Four bedroom, 2 bath apt. large, bright roomssun deck, sun rm, formal dining rm. $700 in¬cludes heat & appliances. 684-5030 or 955-9355.Summer sublet nicely furnished two bedrm aptmid-June-Mid-Sept 667-4476 parking incld.Summer Sublet - Great location, 2 blocks fromcampus; 3 bedrooms, living room, kifchen andsunny porch. Rent: 600 everything includedavailable mid-June - Sept. 684-2087.1-bdrm. apt. avail. June 1 Studen (s) only 2ndfir. overlks park. Lge. ktchn. By bus $309 mo.Call Bob or Debbie 6 to 10 p.m. at 624-4702.Hyde Park newly remodeled and decorated 1and 2 bedroom apts. Sanded floors, w/wcarpeting in most bedrooms decorativefireplaces. Super location, shopping andtransportation steps away. 1C 1 block city busstops at front door. AP Associates 731-1000.Open House April 30 1-4 P.M. 1424-1426 HydePark Blvd.Studio sublet furnished $250 mo. util. incl. near54th & Harper avail, thru June 30 ideal temp,housing. Ph. 684-1013 Steve Young or leavemssg.SUMMER SUBLET or 1 year lease; furnishedfor summer; avail. 6/11; 2 bedrooms, 2 bath;A/C; 24 hr. doorman; exercise room; modernkitchen incl. dishwashers; close to lake, Jef¬frey, + 1C; Rent: 1 yr: $634/mo.; summer:very negotable. 5020 S. Lake Shore. 241-7315.Summer Sublt. Fall option avail. Mid-June 1bdrm. in Huge Furn. 3 bdrm. apt. 5433 Cornell.288-0948.1 RM. IN SUMMER SUBLET WITH OPTIONTO RENT: 51 St. -I- Kimbark. Spacious 3bdrm., sunporch two baths, dog. $208/mo.CALL Anne, Tim or Dave 324-3051.TIME$AVERSThe Communication ProfessionalsDocument Preparation, Manuscripts,Theses, Term Papers,Word Processing & IBM Selectrics"Your Deadline Is Our Timetable"470-0231Oriental Institute Filins: The Archaeologist andHow He Works 2 p.m. Museum Aud. FREE!!DOC: Cbulas Fronteras 7:15 p.m.; Garlic is as Goodas Tea Mothers 8:30 p.m. Cobb $2Rockefeller Chapel: Ecumenical Service of HolyCommunion 9 a.m.; Religious Instruction for kids;University Religious Service, Hans Dieter Betz Pre¬siding, 11 a.m.Brent House: Episcopal Eucharist and Supper 5:30p.m.Dept, of Romance Lang. & Lit. Rosselini FilmSeries: Paesa 3:30 p.m. Quantrell Aud., Cobb FreeT’ai Chi: Classes led by Master Wu 3-5 p.m. CloistelClub INHFolkdancers: International Folkdancing, GeneralLevel 8 p.m. INH. Teaching 8-10 p.m.; RequestDancing 10-11:30 p.m.Hillel: Lox and Bagel Brunch 11 a.m.-l p.m. $1.75per sandwichLatter-Day Saint Student Assoc.: Film & Discus¬sion: “Families Are Forever” 7 p.m. Institute of Re¬ligion, 5345 S. University.0MONDAYInternational Folkdancing: Beg. + Int. Levels.Teaching 8-10 p.m.; Request Dancing 10-11:30 p.m.CCP & SAO: Noontime Discussion Series: Work &Study Abroad 12:15 p.m. Reynolds Club N. Lounge.All invited.DOC: Sambizana 8 p.m. Cobb $1.50SAO Eclectic Ed: Armenian Cooking and ClassicalIndian Dance Registration Open until May 6. Call753-3692 for infoPolitical Order and Change Public Lecture: D. GaleJohnson on “Problems of Chinese Agriculture” 1:30p.m. Soc Sci 122U.C. Judo Club: Practice 6 p.m. Bartlett BeginnerswelcomeComm, on Human Nutrition et al: Dr. John W. Cray¬ton on “Food Hypersensitivity: Reactions and Be¬havior” 4 p.m. SBRI J-137Comm, on the Conceptual Foun. of Science: StephanToulminon "The Multiple Modes of Adaptation” 4p.m. Harper 103Aerobic Dance: 5:15 INH For info call Lily Li753-2249Hillel: Israeli Folk Dancing, Blue Gargoyle, 8:30p.m. $1 per eveningChemistry Dept.: Morris S. Kharasch MemorialLectures: Prof. Martin Saunders, Yale Univ., on“The Effect of Isotopes On NMR Spectra — The Iso¬topic Perturbation Method” 4 p.m. Hinds 101U.C. Akido Club: Meets 6:30 p.m., Field HouseOriental Institute: Illustrated Lecture by Robert J.Charleston: “The Glass of Safavid Persia” 8 p.m. inBreasted Hall22—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 29, 1983 SUMMER SUBLET 1 bdrm. - furnished EastHyde Park early June - late Sept, rentnegotiable 241-5265 - evenings.Large 3 bd. + 2 bath apt. Spacious, bright, idealfor sharing. $438 incl. heat. 57 & Maryland. 684-4435.SUMMER SUBLET: LARGE, SUNNY 1 bdrm.apt. avail. July-Mid Sept. $345/mo. BUTHIGHLY negotiable: call Margaret493-6420.SUMMER SUBLET female nonsmoker -$200/month furnished rm in 2-br apt. modern,air-cond. secure bldg. S. Lake Shore ■+• HydePark.Call: 324-39178-11 a.m. or evenings.LARGE SUNNY 3 br 2 ba sublet Fully furnquiet. East HP near Ik. June-Sept. $610/mo.neg. 324 6383SPACIOUS 2 BR CONDO FOR SALE with goodlake view in safe highrise. Oak floors, mod.kit., pkg. avail., formal dr., 2 full baths, wshr-dryer. Avail. July 1. Call 962 7906 days, 643-4194eve.Female roommate to share 3 bdrm. apt. w/2others. Prefer grad or working non smokers.$177/mo. 53rd & Harper 241-6380eves.Summer Sublet May 13-Aug. 21 three roomsfurnished near 55th 4- Everett $250 per mo. 288-3216.SPACE WANTEDProf, on sabbatical + wife looking for furnhouse/apt fall 83/fall 84 call Ms. de Erdman670-0240 days/752-0281 nights.Reliable married couple will house sit/rent.Mid-June to Sept. Ph.D. stud No child 362-5794.Music rehearsal space in Hyde Park/Kenwoodarea. Mike 947-6089.Coach house, carriage house, or equivalentsingle unit dwelling in Hyde Park/Kenwoodarea. Mike 947-6089.Sedate lae students seek a house to rent for the1983-4 academic year. Call Josua Hornick 947-9043, Meg Rm 631 753-2261, Greg 947-9407.If your apt. will be avail sept/oct '83 please callMargaret 493-6420. Must find by June.FOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Model Camera 1342 E 55th 493 6700.“Teargas” mace aerosal. Send for freecatalogue. Good protection against muggersand assaults. Write to: Smith, P.O. Box 17345,Chicago, IL 60617.1973 Plymouth-ugly, but runs $300 493 2970morn.78 Fiesta 56K mi. frt. wheel drive, Repair recs.avail. $2700 363-0419evesOLYMPUS XA with FLASH $159.95MODEL CAME RA 1342 E. 55th 493 6700TDK SA90 TAPES 10 for $29.90SONY UCXS90 TAPES 10 for $34.90MODEL CAME RA 1342 E. 55th 493 670075 Dasher Wgn. ex cond. std reg gas amfm87000 mi b,o, Must Sell 955-6749.PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processing.Research conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communica¬tion, Department of Behavioral Sciences.Phone 962-8859. AfternoonsRIGHT HANDED SUBJECTS wanted forresearch on preception/brain functioning.$3/hr. 962 8846."Guaranteed" weekly income mailing cir¬culars. No limit. Free supplies. Send ,25-andstamped envelope. Theodore Banks, Dept. T„5327 S. Cornell, Chicago, III 60615Working Hyde Park party band looking fornew drummer. Must be versatile in all styles.Call David. 324-0919 evenings.Wanted: Salsa, Rock, or Reggae band to playat the annual Spring DOC Party, May 7. Paynegotiable. Contact Mike at 962-1449.Tutoring jobs available. Range $4-7/hour. U ofC Talent Bank Program. Come to Office ofCC8.P - 2nd floor Reynolds Club - for detailsWANTEDWANTED: Info on where to find a^itar and ateacher. Call 947 9627 Keep trying pleaseSERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. PhoneClassified AdsJAMES BONE, EDITOR-Typist, 363-0522.PROFESSIONAL TYPING, Reasonable 6846882.Typing. Term papers theses, etc. IBM Correcting Selectric. All projects welcome. 791-1674.PROFESSIONAL EDITOR. Wideexper in law,social scis, humanities, articles, journals,books. Competitive rates. Call 667-4700 ext 246days.Passport photos while you wait. On campus.Other services available. 962-6263.DINNER PARTIES Prepared and Presentedin your home. Mary Kenny Hanessian Catering493-7351PROFESSIONAL TYPING. Large or smalljobs. Competitive prices. 324 5943, 667-4285.MOVING & HAULING. Discount Prices. Free-Packing Service. Free- Estimates. Free-Packing boxes & crates delivered. N/C. Free-Padding & dollies. References. Call Bill 4939122.Childcare AvailableExcellent year round care available for baby 2-3 mos. old or one year old in warm thoughtfulsetting near University beginning June-July.Judy Zurbigg 684-2820.For Something to think about - A recordedmessage dial 538-3446.Excellent childcare available for baby (2-3mos.) near UCMC. 684-2820.TECHNICAL SERVJCESDesign, Drafting and Illustrating. FreeEstimates 643-2827 E venings and Weekends.SCENES"What Do You Mean-Christian Science Treatment?" Free lecture by Richard Howard,member of the Christian Science Board of Leeturship 7:30 8:30 Friday, April 20 Oriental In-situte Sponsored inpart by the ChristianScience Organization of the University ofChicago.Hyde Park Artisans Mothers Day OpeningApril 30 12 to 4 Featuring Colette Stermer Pain¬ting, Pushpa Kohli Batik Plus pottery jewelryand more 57th and Woodlawn at the UnitarianChurch.PRE LAW STUDENTS AND PERRY MASONJUNKIES: participate in a live courtroomdrama. Jurors are needed for simulation trialsto be conducted on April 30, May 3, May 7 andMay 14. For more information, call Sharon,288 5510, Joel 324 2558, or Bill, 753-3557.LOST AND FOUNDFOUND: Man's watch April 20, call evening947 8345.FOUND-SMALL fern, collie/shep mix. Willgive away if not claimed. Call Meg 493-6420.Did you accidentally take my navy blue dufflebag from Midway on 4/24? I really need myIDS, glasses, keys, notes. Keep rest. Dave 9478135 eve.PERSONALSAlan Fuchs: If you want a House Manager,Program Designer and Chocolate-chip CookyBaker, call me at 670-3030 (days). Margo.Wolfeang End this mad quest for your heart'sdesire in a cold and hearless world. COMEHOME. I'll marry your mother. Love, PaPaWerewolf Woman: Had you all wrong. Didn'tmean it. Sorry. Let's be friends! The Spiders.L.--Most glorious birthday greetings to you andyour most arousing earlobes Dewey andAssociates.Ben Gay: Who's yer father? I'll rub your backanytime. Get well soon already. I love you.P.S. Now clean off fhe dining room table.Happy anniversary. It's a little bit late, butstill holding on!Congratulations! There was never any doubt.Meet me in Times Square on 2-29-84 Anniversary Special!Softball trainees. Come to tutor sessions, thecoach is waiting with drinks in hand.PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIOPortraits, Weddings, and Special Events arenow being booked by Hyde Park's newest portrait studio. Call and speak with Ron Milewskiat The Better Image.1344 E. 55th St. 643 6262 BAND AVAILABLEThe BLUE CHIPS can turn a party into anevent. Nick 684-5639 Peter 947-9332 Stu 241-6981.STEPTUTORINGHelp a child feel bright and intelligent.Volunteer to tutor elementary and high schoolstudents, spring and/or summer qtr. contactMike (eve) at 241-6394 for more information.THE YEARBOOK IS HEREThe Yearbook is here and on sale around campus for a mere $15. Buy it in the SAO office(Rm. 210 Ida Noyes Hall: checks only please.)MAJOR ACTIVITIESBOARDMAB is a group of seven university studentschosen by the Dean of Students in the Universi¬ty, to produce major university events. Applications for membership may be obtained inIda Noyes 210. Deadline May 9.SUMMER SUBLET1 or 2 persons needed for perfect apt acrossfrom Fid Hse Call 947-0036 before 11pmGAY? LESBIAN?The GROUP meets at 9:00 sharp at 5446 S.Kimbark every Tuesday night for fellowshipand good company. All are welcome.CHINESESUMMER COURSESTen week intensive and evening courses inMandarin Chinese will be offered this summerby Cheng Yang Borchert senior lecturer inChinese. For information, please call 493 6420pmLEFT? RIGHT?YOU CAN LEARN to tell your left foot fromyour right, and go on to learn dances fromGreece, Bulgaria, Israel, Yugoslavia, Sweden,Turkey, etc. Just come to Ida Noyes Hall at 8p.m. Mondays (Beg.-lnt level) or Sundays(General level). Teaching until 10 p.m. Request dancing until 11:30. Sponsored by the Uof C Folk Dancers.HERPES RESEARCHUsing interferon for recurrent genital herpes.For males over 18. Howard Brown memorialClinic, 2676 N. Halsted, 871-5777. Conductingconfidential sexually transmitted diseasetesting and treatment.PUB SATURDAYCONCERTSteve Post plays classical + ragtime guitar,Saturday, April 30, 10-12. Members only. 21 +over.NOWHERE,MAN?Treat yourself to bizarre 60's-stylepsychedelics, zany 60's style laughs, and allthose great Beatle tunes! YELLOW SUBMARINE! TONIGHTDUMBRADUMB RA is seeking an additional guitarplayer. No heavy metal. Call John at 493-6025.TONITEONLY!IHC's MONTE CARLO NITE, Gambling,prizes and refreshments. 6:30 in Ida Noyes.Only $2.00!SPEECHONTHEWOMEN'S MOVEMENTIN THE 80'SELLIE SMEAL former President of NationalOrganization for Women will speak on May 5Thurs at 8pm in Ida Noyes HallStudios, 1 & 2 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335 % Student Discounts9:00 A.M.4:30P.M.Monday thru FridaySat. 104 CLASSICAL INDIANDANCE WORKSHOPLearn basic Bharat Natyam-an intro classMay 7th 1pm 4pm $5 to register come to Rm210 Ida Noyes.GREENWOOD HALLis Spring Cleaning. If you have any belongingsin the storage bins, you should come and claimthem. All unclaimed items will be disposed of.BLUE MEANIES!!"in the town where I was born..."Join cartoon John, Paul, George, and Ringo in"YELLOW SUBMARINE", Tonight in Quan-trell at 7, 9, and 11. Only $2. "And our friendsare all aboard..."HOTLINEIf you would rather talk to someone removedfrom the situation dial 753-1777 between 7pmand 7am and we'll be there. All calls are con¬fidential.PUB SATURDAYCONCERTSteve Post plays classical -F ragtime guitar,Saturday, April 30, 10-12. Members only. 21 +over. $2 at door.LIVE MUSIC SATURDAYTWO BANDS. The Rhythm Method (rock) +Smokey Smothers (blues). Benefit for medicalaid to El Salvador. $2 at the door. LutheranSchool of Theology Cafeteria. 55th 4- Universi¬ty. Come and dance the night away!DANCE FOR THE KIDS2nd ANNUAL DANCEATHON 9pm-6am May6th proceeds for Blue Gargoyle Youth Pro¬grams pick up sponsor sheets at BG officeREFORM DELI DINNERThe UC Reform Group will hold a FREE DeliDinner and a Havdalah service at 6:00 onSaturday, April 30, at Hillel, 5715 S. Woodlawn.We will also discuss plans for next year. For in¬fo call Dave at 493-7651 or Ken at 753-0316PUB BARGAINSAugsburger Bock 80\ Moosehead $1.20, SpecialExport 85', Leinkugel's 75\ Also, 20*/. off on allimported + domestic tap beers during HappyHour 4:30-6:30, daily. Members only. 21 +over. 4800 S. LAKE SHORE1 bedrm. condo in Newport. Yr round pool,health club, full securify. Anxious owner asking $46,900.Call Marc Glixon WehaveOthersAde Realfy, Inc. 641-0159BEATLESTO-NITE!The Classic 60's Head Film, YELLOW SUBMARINE! Quanfrell Auditorium, 7,9,11 FridayNight $2ONLY ANORTHERN SONGIn the town where I was born, lived a man whosailed to sea. And he told us of his life in theland of submarines. So we sailed into the sun,till we found the sea of green. And we livebeneath the waves in our Yellow Submarine.We all live in a Yellow Submarine, Yellow Sub¬marine, Yellow Submarine. We all live in 8Yellow Submarine, a Yellow Submarine, aYELLOW SUBMARINE Tonight-Quantrell,GERMAN FOR KIDSNative German, frmr kndrgrtn tchr, will teachGerman to your child, alone or in small groups,1 or 2 days per week, flxbl hrs, Call 667-6648INTERNATIONALDiscussion series on Int'l Education & CareersMay 2-6 Reynolds Club No. Lounge 12pmFREE & Fascinating. For info call 962-7042 &753-3592YELLOWSUBMARINETONIGHT! See the BEATLES fight the BlueMeanies! $2 Cobb Hall 7,9-4-11PUB BARGAINSAugsburger Bock 80/, Moosehead $1.20,Special Export 85/, Leinenkugel's 75/. Also,20% off on Happy Hour 4:30-6:30, daily.Membersonlv. 21 + over.MEDICAL AIDTO EL SALVADORCAUSE Dance on Saturday at LST. Just hopethat this time the Libyans land in Grenada andnot Brazil.BROTHERSThe midnight cruise is coming.(/'em'Z/'/o/ft3%ea/ (oj/a/e493-0666 • CALL ANYTIMETOWNHOUSE—4 BDROn campus bus route.Near 48th & Kimbark.Fast Sale $92,500DESIGNER KITCHEN! Ideal location for U of C and hospitals —near57th and Woodlawn. Two bedrooms, plus study. Call Marie.WOODBURNING FIREPLACE and space galore — six rooms and asunroom plant conservatory. Excellent building. Call Ken. Near 48th& Greenwood.BEAUTY ON BLACKSTONELow $60 s—Walnut Trim, lovely Oak Floors,Sunny Study, Formal dining room, large B RCompletely modern kitchen, fine CondoAss ’n—Call Mane.CORNELL VILLAGE sees the lake and city. High floor. 3-bedroomspacious. Includes inside garage. $105,000.SO YOU WANTED A TOWNHOUSE!Here’s a red brick-private garden, play area and parking, four bedrooms. Big kitchen partialisfinished basement. Hear 48th & Woodlawn. $92,500.EAST VIEW PARK—(Outer Drive & 54th)5 Ro<}ms. Super Sunshiny view . $59,000.6 Rooms—“Bungalow"Plan. $79,5007 Rooms —New Kitchen $88,500The Chicago Maroon—Friday, April 29, 1983—23The University of Chicago Student Activities Office persentsits 6th Annual Spring DanceTIMEuniiihiAN EVENING OF DANCING WITH THE LOUIE BELLSON ORCHESTRAFriday, May 13, 1983—9 p.m. to 1 a.m.Ida Noyes Hall1212 East 59th Streetjoin us for a very special evening of dancing and listeningRefreshment will be served$9 per person (students); $16 per person (alumni, staff, faculty)Sponsors: $75 per person (includes pre-dance buffet dinner)Tickets at Reynolds Club Ticket Center, 5706 S. University Avenueor by mailLIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLEReturn to: Reynolds Club Ticket Center, 5706 S. University, Chicago, IL 60637Phone reservations accepted after May 9, 1983 at 753-3592Please send tickets for $9 $16 $75 (Circle ticket price) for "Time After Time",May 13, 1983Name TelephoneAddress City State ZipPlease enclose a stamped, self-addressed envelope and your check payableto the University of Chicago along with this form. THINKINGOF AMEDICALCAREER?You are invited to meet with Sheila Putzel, chiefadviser in the Health Professions, together with apanel of College Seniors and Aiums in MedicalSchool.Tuesday • May 34:30 p.m.Classics 10Topics will include choice of medicine as a Career,Medical School Requirements, and Preparation forMCAT.Sponsored by Office of The Dean of Students in the CollegeTHE MEDICI1450 East 57th Street 607-7394WHERENEW YORK MEETS HYDE PARKRelax InOur SunlitDining Room FOR A LIGHT LUNCHSELECTOur New Thin Crust PizzaCHEESE AND np SAUSAGE ANDTOMATO CHEESECALL AHEADYour Order Will Be ReadyWhen You ArriveSTUDENT DISCOUNTDuring MayPresent Your UCIDReceive A 10% DiscountMonday-Friday 11:30AM - 2PM EnjoyCourteous,Efficient ServiceBreakfast -Monday-Friday 7.00AM-11:30AM Lunch and Dinner Brunch -Saturday & Sunday 9:30AM-1PMSunday-Thursday 11:30AM-MidnightFnday-Saturday I L.30AM-IAM