— Striking Out Features/Rock ’n’ Rolling Writer rpage five Press-ing aheadcenterspread —The Chicago MaroonVolume 92, No. 49Info CenterservicesslashedBy Michael ElliottThe Information Center of¬fice, located on the first floor ofthe Administration Building,will no longer be staffed at theend of May or early June, ac¬cording to the office of Univer¬sity News and Community Af¬fairs.Instead of the full-time per¬son now on duty, part-time helpwill run the office, filling itwith brochures, pamphlets,and maps to help the confused.“The plan is to renovate it as aplace that people can go intoand pick up information aboutthe University,” said JonathanKleinbard, vice-president ofUniversity News and Commu¬nity Affairs.Priscilla Seidler, who hasdirected the office for the past12 years and is currently itsone-woman staff, believes ‘ren¬ovate’ is a euphemism. “Myview is that they are closingthis office.”Seidler sees that office asmore than just a catchall forquestions that slip betweenother departments and a lost-and-found repository; shethinks it also serves to orientnew graduate students and fac¬ulty members to life in HydePark and Chicago. “I’ve had somany new graduate studentscome in here, floundering andfrightened, having come froma small town or a foreigncountry,” said Seidler. “I’velived in Chicago all my life,and I can help them find out ina few minutes or hours whatwould take them months to dis¬cover on their own. And if Ican’t help them, I can put themin touch with someone whowill.”Seidler also sees the Infor¬mation Center as an importantpublic relations post. She notesthat “in some cases, this is thefirst impression incoming stu¬dents and faculty get of theUniversity. All major universi¬ties that I know of have an of- The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1983fice like this.”Kleinbard, on the other hand,views the decision as an unfor¬tunate but necessary cost-cut¬ting measure. “It’s not some¬thing you want to do, but youhave to decide where you’regoing to spend your money.You put your priorities on theacademic side, and try to de¬cide what non-academic ser¬vices remain,” he said.While Kleinbard believesthat Seidler’s departure willhave an impact, he also saidthat her work is not critical forthe functioning of any particu¬lar part of the University.“We’re trying to minimize theloss of a person. The office isnot going to provide the sameservice as it did in the past,” hesaid.But, Kleinbard continued,“not every person in the Uni¬versity needing help came to this place. The departmentheads and Office of Student Ac¬tivities have served the samepurpose as this office in thepast, and they will have to in¬crease their service.”When asked about handlingthe 55,000 phone calls and re¬quests that the InformationCenter works on each year, thedirector of the Office of StudentActivities Irene Conley re¬sponded, “We’re concernedwhenever students have ser¬vices deleted, but I’m accept¬ing the economic realities. I’llstretch my office as far as Ican to accommodate the needfor information.”Seidler charged that the ad¬ministration singled her out incutting the office’s budget.“It’s unfair for one person tobear the brunt of budget cuts,”Continued on page four The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, April 26, 1983Drowning victimstill unidentifiedBy Darrell WuDunnChicago police pulled thedead body of an unidentifiedwoman from Lake Michigannear the Promontory PointThursday. According to Rob¬ert Mason, law-enforcementcoordinator for the South EastChicago Commission, thewoman appeared to havedrowned and “there are nosigns of foul play.”The body was discovered at4:30 p.m. Thursday on the lakeshore near 56th St. by a pass¬ing jogger, Mason said.The dead woman was de¬scribed as black, in hermid-20s, and wearing a lightbrown nylon jacket, a redsweater, a maroon turtleneckblouse, blue jeans and powder blue running shoes. She wasalso wearing white knit glovesand a white Seiko solar wris-twatch.On the shoreline rocks nearwhere the body was found, po¬lice also found a pair of brownwomen’s cowboy boots, awhite knit cap, a black umbrel¬la, an empty red leather hand¬bag, and a blue nylon bag.“There were no signs of vio¬lence on the body,” Masonsaid, “She either jumped orfell in.”Anyone who may have infor¬mation which would help po¬lice to identify the womanshould call the Area One Vio¬lent Crimes police unit at744-8380.Granger resignsas SG presidentAlan Granger, 1982-83 Stu¬dent Government (SG) presi¬dent, submitted his resignationFriday to Vice-President JoeWalsh. Walsh, who was electedlast week as the 1983-84 SGpresident, has assumed the of¬fice.According to the SG constitu¬tion, executive council officersserve until July 1 and helptrain the incoming officersduring a transition period.However, since Walsh has al¬ready nine-months experienceas vice-president, “It seemsappropriate to let Joe handlethe new Assembly,” Grangersaid.Assembly members electedlast week assumed office assoon as the election resultswere official.“Joe understands the job (ofthe president) already,” Granger said. “It seems ap¬propriate for me to resign.”Walsh, who plans to hold hisfirst Assembly meeting nextweek, said, “We, at least my¬self and (Vice-president)Timmy Wong, feel that we arefully prepared to initiate a newAssembly.”Joe WalshBSCD offering a new major in human biologyBy Jeff TaylorAfter nearly two years of de¬liberation, the BiologicalSciences Collegiate Division(BSCD) has announced theHuman Biology major, a newarea of concentration empha¬sizing the development andfunction of the human orga¬nism.Dr. Godfrey Getz, professorof pathology and biochemistry,ASHUM (Arts and SciencesBasic to Human Biology andMedicine) program directorand Human Biology programcreator, said the major is opennow to all undergraduates“who make an appropriate de¬claration of interest and use¬fulness.” All interested stu¬dents mu3t make formalapplication. Getz said the major was con¬ceived about two years ago,and subsequently was subject¬ed to a standard period of fac¬ulty review. This caused delayin the program’s presenta¬tion.In addition to its emphasison development and function,the program will focus on “thenature of the interactions be¬tween individuals and their so¬cial and cultural environ¬ments.”Getz said the program “isnot intended particularly forpre-medical students, thoughthey won’t be excluded.”Nancy Bradney, administra¬tive assistant for ASHUM, alsosaid that the program is not in¬tended strictly for pre-meds,since there is much duplication in the program ot courses thatare taught in medical school.Bradney said that the pro¬gram is geared towards stu¬dents with a primary interestin liberal arts education, stu¬dents preparing for careers insuch fields as human biology,science journalism,, research,public health, and health ad¬ministration.The program, she said, is tohave three components. Firstare biology classes that fulfillrequirements for the Biologyand Sciences Collegiate Divi¬sion (BSCD). These include200-level courses orientedtowards human biology.Next, there are two addition¬al biology classes courses newto the Division. The first is acourse in physiology and mor¬ phology, and the second is aclass in the biology of disease,“partly scientific, partly philo¬sophical in nature,” said Brad¬ney.The third component of thecurriculum consists of liberalarts courses in the socialsciences and humanities disci¬plines. Students in the concen¬tration are required to takefive of these courses. Also re¬quired of students is an “inte¬grative senior seminar” inhuman biology or health care,taught each year by rotatingfaculty members.Among the many facultymembers teaching in the pro¬gram are Leon Kass of theCommittee on Social Thought;jean Comarott, department otanthropology and social sciences in the College; LornaStraus, BSCD and the depart¬ment of anatomy; ArthurKohrman, department of pedi¬atrics; and Philip Hoffmann,department of pharmacologyand physiological sciences.Bradney said that the pro¬gram was promoted by twoconcerns, one being that biolo¬gy has been the only collegiatedivision with only one major.“Faculty (in the division) feltthere ought to be more thanone major,” she said.Second, there has been a de¬sire for a program in BSCDwhich would reflect an interestin liberal education, and theimpetus to implement the newprogram came from ASHUMfaculty members.4Give your motherthe Mother’s Day giftof a lifetime! Thinkwhat she can do withONE THOUSAND DOL¬LARS! Open a bankaccount. Stock thepantry. Take the familyout to dinner. Buy thenew clothes andhousehold items you’veall been waiting to get.Buy a real treat for herself. Make her dream come true! Participating mem¬bers of the Hyde Park Business and Professional Association, shown be¬low, offer this great gift for Mom this Mother’s Day.One thousand dollars ($1,000) in play money will be awarded to the luckywinner at a drawing, to be held at 5 p.m., Friday, May 6, 1983, at the HydeWINOOO.OO!thousand dollars) in theMOTHER’S DAYSWEEPSTAKES Park Shopping Center.The winner need notbe present. The win¬ner, or the mother, towhom the prize is giv¬en may redeem any orall of the prize money,IN MERCHANDISE ORSERVICES ONLY, atany or all of the parti¬cipating businesses. Redemption must be made by the close of businessJune 1, 1983. SORRY, NO REDEMPTIONS IN CASH. Forms available uponrequest from any store listed. No purchase necessary. Minimum age 18None of the owners listed herein, members of their families or their employ¬ees are eligible.PARTICIPATING MERCHANTSA-Active Business Machines(sales & rentals)1633 E. 55th StreetBloom Florist1443 E. 53rd StreetBonanza Family Restaurant5239 Cottage GroveButler’s Restaurant1411 E. 53rd StreetChances “R” Restaurant5225 S. Harper AvenueCity Girl (women s apparel)1536 E. 55th StreetCooley’s Corner (kitchenware, gifts)5211 S. Harper AvenueDora lee Ltd. (cards, books, gifts)1538 E. 55th StreetFar East Kitchen (Oriental restaurant)1654 E. 53rd StreetFritz on 55th (women ’s apparel)1500 E. 55th StreetThe Great Frame-Up (framing <S artwork)1428 E. 53rd StreetHarper Court Copy Center5210 S. HarperHavill’s Ltd. (TV, radio sales & repair)1314 E. 53rd StreetHome Savings of America5240 S. Lake Park Avenue House of Cards (cards, gifts, partyware)1301 E. 53rd StreetHouse of Gandhi (health foods)1457 E. 53rd StreetHyde Park Bank & Trust Co.1525 E. 53rd StreetHyde Park Co-op (supermarket)1526 E. 55th StreetHyde Park Drugs1204 E. 53rd StreetHyde Park Hair Designers (beauty salon)1620 E. 53rd StreetHyde Park Hilton (restaurant facilities)4900 S. Lake Shore DriveHyde Park Office Products (also cards)1456 E. 53rd StreetHyde Park Video Movie Center(sales & rentals)1605 E. 55th StreetJesselson’s Fish & Seafood House1310 E. 53rd StreetKatsaro’s Pharmacy1521 E. 53rd StreetKimberly & Lee (jewelry, handbags)1529 E. 53rd StreetLet There Be Linen (household linens)5225 S. Harper AvenueMallory’s Restaurant1525 E. 53rd Street Maxine’s (women's wear & shoes)1507 E. 53rd StreetMelody Supermarket1604 E. 53rd StreetMitzie’s Flower Shop1308 E. 53rd StreetModel Camera1342 E. 55th StreetMr. G’S (supermarket)1226 E. 53rd StreetRainbow’s End (ice cream, candies, food)1458 E. 53rd StreetThe Shoe Corral1534 E. 55th StreetSupreme Jewelers1452 E. 53rd StreetThe Source (women’s wear)1509 E. Hyde Park BoulevardToys et Cetera5206 S. Harper AvenueUniversity National Bank1354 E. 55th StreetVillage Rexall Drugs1527E. Hyde Park BoulevardThe Video Connection(video, movie sales & rentals)1368 E. 53rd Street2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 26, 1983NewsPerformance Sundayof India’s early musicZahiruddin Dagar and FaiyazuddinDagar will perform a concert of India’searly music Sunday at 3 p.m. in theLaw School Auditorium.The Dagars are India’s most eminentrepresentatives of the “early music”tradition of Dhrupad. Recipients ofGovernment of India scholarsips andformerly professors of music at Bhara¬tiya Kala Kendra and Triveni KalaSangam in New Delhi, the Dagarbrothers have performed widely inIndia and abroad.The music of India is a living oral tra¬dition that involves study of a tech¬nique and memorization of a vast rep¬ertoire, a thorough mastery ofimprovisation, and an understanding ofthe subtleties of modality and orna¬mentation that give each raga uniqueemotional qualities. To build this im¬mense storehouse of musical informa¬tion and impart it with authority re¬quires lengthy study with a master —often 20 years or more. For close rap¬port between teacher and student to de¬velop fully, musical traditions of Indiaare often handed down from father toson or uncle to nephew. Thus great mu¬sical dynasties have been built whichcan often be traced back several cen¬turies. These dynasties whic are guard¬ians of a musical style are calledgharana-s. One such dynasty is that ofthe Dagar family.For more information, call Joan Erd-man at 962-8635.Apply now for boothat 57th St. Art FairInterested community groups mayapply now for booth space at the annual57th Street Art Fair June 4 and 5.Not-for-profit organizations that pro¬vide the Hyde Park-Kenwood commu¬nity with information, service or cul¬tural activities are eligible to apply to/WORRY'S "C" SHOPBeginning, Monday, April 25OPEN 'TIL 12 MIDNIGHTFull service Until 10 p.m.Coffee / Donuts / Yogurt / CroissantsAvailable 10 pm Midnight1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolds ClubUSE THE AMDAHL& DEC-20 AT HOME?Your own computer for:• Word Processing• File Management• Business applications• DatacommunicationsKaypro II portable computerGemini 10 printerAll software $2268PLUS modem & programs tosend & receive files $2483Call Rene Pomerleau at 752-7362VALUE ADDED SYSTEMS1701 E. 53rd StreetSales. Education. Service.Computers, printers, modems and supplies. set up booths and displays. Displaysmust be primarily informational anditems for sale should not be competi¬tive with the works of artists at the fair.No food or drinks may be sold.Interested organizations should senda brief letter describing the nature ofthe organization and the type of boothor display proposed, and including thename, address, and phone number of acontact person. Applications should besent to Carla Berry, 5317 S. UniversityAve. The deadline is May 19.Sephardic programsYael Rom, director of Sephardic pro¬grams at Israel’s Technion, will speaktonight at Hillel, 5715 S. Woodlawn Ave.The lecture, co-sponsored by the Jew¬ish United Fund Campaign at the U of Cand by Students for Israel, will be at 6p.m.For more information, call Hillel,752-1127.IFC sponsorsmidnight cruiseA “Midnight Cruise” on the 100-footyacht, the M/V Chicago, will be spon¬sored by the Interfraternity Council(IFC) May 6 for all University of Chi¬cago students. The $15 ticket includes abuffet dinner and live entertainment byPhil Guy and the Chicago Blues Bandduring the four-hour cruise along theLake Michigan shoreline.According to Russ Schaub, IFC presi¬dent, the “Midnight Cruise” is an at¬tempt by the IFC to counteract studentapathy by providing “what is unques¬tionably going to be the best party ofthe year.”“The cruise will enable students tosee Chicago from another point of view,that is, from a luxurious yacht with twodecks and wall-to-wall carpeting,” hesaid.The IFC, according to Schaub, hasmaintained a low key position in Uni¬versity social activities ever since ex- President Hutchins’s campaign to de¬stroy the fraternities. This year,however, the organization has becomemuch more active, having sponsoredits successful Homecoming Barbeque.The IFC also plans to sponsor severalMemorial Day activities including acarnival, live bands, and the Interfra¬ternity sing.The “Midnight Cruise” yacht willleave from Navy Pier at 8:30 p.m. A li¬mited number of tickets are available.For reservations, call Craig, 947-0115,John, 324-1389, or Russ, 753-3990 duringthe evenings.Philip KurlandKurland to lectureon the Constitution“Religion and the Constitution” isthe title of Thursday evening’s Colle¬giate Lecture in the Liberal Arts, to begiven by Philip Kurland, William R.Kenan, Jr., Distinguished Service Pro¬fessor in the College and Professor inthe Law School. Kurland has writtenwidely on contitutional law and is aleading authority on the First Amend¬ ment. The lecture will be held in SwiftLecture Hall at 8 p.m. with discussionto follow.Kirshner talks onmarriage in ItalyJulius Kirshner, associate professorin the department of history and theCollege, will deliver a lecture titled“Women, Property and Marriage inMedieval and Renaissance Italy”Thursday at 7:30 p.m. in the EastLounge of Ida Noyes Hall. This is thethird lecture in the spring quarterseries, “Approaches to the Study ofWomen.”Recent studies have shown that a mo¬mentous historical shift was underwayin the twelfth century: the re-emer¬gence of the Roman dowry — thegoods, monies or estates a wife broughtto her husband in marriage — and theconcomitant decline of the Germanicmorgengabe — a gift the groom gavehis bride on the consummation of themarriage.In his talk, Kirshner will investigatea medieval legal development whichhas received scant attention: the affir¬mation and enforcement of the remedywhich Roman law made available towives whose husbands were verging oninsolvency. To prevent the dissipationand loss of the wife’s dowry and patri¬mony, she was granted express sanc¬tion to reclaim her dowry or to layclaim to an equivalent amount of herhusband’s assets during marriage.Kirshner’s talk centers on the civil lawdoctrine and jurisprudence which notonly warranted the wife’s actionagainst insolvent husbands but extend¬ed this remedy to myriad situations notenvisioned by Roman jurists.Recommended background readingsfor the lectures are on reserve at Re-genstein Library under “Approaches.”The series, which has been organizedby the Women’s Union, is funded by theForum for Liberal Learning and theUniversity of Chicago Women'sBoard.SLAVICFORUMpresents itsFIFTH RUSSIANLITERATURE CONFERENCEAll day Friday, April 29, 1983 in Swift Lecture HallPanels:“Dostoevsky" at 9:15 AM“Silver Age Poetry" 10:30 AM“Twentieth-century Russian Prose" 12:30 PM“Gogol Lives!” 1:45 PM“Soviet Literature" 2:40 PMKeynote Lecture By PROF. KATERINA CLARKE ofIndiana University in Swift Lecture Hall at 5:00 PMTopic: CONTEMPORARY SOVIET LITERATUREAll events are free and open to the public. The University of ChicagoCourt Studio TheaterpresentsMAIL ORDER.. Sonya Burns, Hyde ParkJewish Community Center, 110 HydePark Boulevard, Chicago, IL 60615.368-4600. GROUP RATES available.Adults $♦“ Students and Senior Citizens: M"Michael Hildebrand . DirectorAnita Graanbarg Musical DirectorMargaret Witkovsky Assistant to the Director■on Graana Sat DirectorGreg Mormel Lighting DirectorDona by permission of Tams-Witmark MusicalLibrary, Inc.An affiliate of the Jewish federation ofMetropolitan Chicago and supported by the JewishUnited fund.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 26. 1983—3NewsFOTA to feature more campus talentBy Michiko HayatsuIn past years the Festival of the Arts(FOTA)tended to emphasize off-campus talent. This year, FOTA (May12-29) will rely less on outside re¬sources and offer more campus talentthan before. The festival this year isespecially “geared for students as anoutlet to show off their creativity,” saidFOTA representative Kym Spring. “Atleast two-thirds of the acts will be fromthe University.”Currently planned for the 17-day fes¬tival are a variety of new acts andevents as well as some returning acts.Goodspeed Hall will house a one-daymultimedia student talent exposition ti¬tled “Kiddies of a Clock-time Mama.”The exposition will showcase a numberof art forms including dance numbers,music, poetry readings, and movies, allof which are produced by U of C stu¬dents. According to spokesperson Ai-leen Philips, the exposition serves as“a place for students to experimentwith different forms of expression.”The Pub will once again host thecampus band Dumb Ra this year, as well as other campus bands. In addi¬tion, the Pub will run two movies. Oneis titled “Scarlets, Harlots, and Hol¬lywood (Bad Girls of the SilverScreen),” the othbr one is a gangsterflick produced by a U of C student.The U of C Dance Club will performin Mandel Hall with dance instructorJan Erkert, who will perform threesolo numbers as well. This is a majorstep up for the Dance Club, which wasconfined last year to performing in theinadequate Ida Noyes dance room.Moving outdoors, the U of C Folk-dancers will sponsor an Americansquare dance and international folkdance party on the Ida Noyes parkinglot. The party will provide live music,dance instruction, grills and condi¬ments (bring your own food), and bev¬erages.Aside from the campus talent, sever¬al outside acts are also booked forcampus appearances. The ReynoldsClub first floor theatre will stage theNorthwestern University-based Mee-ow Show, a comedy and improvisation group which is well received on theNorth Side. In fact, “Saturday NightLive’s” Gary Kroger, Julia Louise-Dreyfuss, and Paul Barosse were allformer members of the Mee-ow Show.The Reynolds Club theatre will alsostage, on a separate occasion, a combi¬nation mime, live music, and danceshow performed by North Sider KateCooper and her dance company. Man-del Hall will feature a concert by theFriends of the Mozart Society, achamber orchestra whose membersare drawn primarily from the ChicagoSymphony Orchestra.Among the returning acts scheduledare the U of C Gymnastics Club demon¬stration on the Quads, the FiddlersConvention sponsored by the U of CFolklore Society, and a series of photo¬graphy workshops conducted by AmyRosenblatt. The workshops will pro¬vide free paper and chemicals.Scheduled on the last day of FOTA isan all-day outdoor party on campus.The organizations participating in theactivities are the Major Activities Board (MAB), the Student Govern¬ment Activities Committee (SGAC)FOTA, and the Interfratemity Council(IFC). The rundown of the activitiesare as follows. SGAC will sponsor threeof four campus bands to perform inHutch Court from noon until 6 p.m. TheIFC will hold a carnival on the Quads inthe afternoon. Later in the evening thefraternities will sell food and refresh¬ments. At 7 or 8 p.m. there will be aconcert on Bartlett field sponsored byMAB. The day will end with a fireworksdisplay.FOTA is funded mainly by the Stu¬dent Government Finance Committee,and to a lesser extent by the membersof the University of Chicago facultyand various Hyde Park businesses. Allbut one event will be free of charge, al¬though a few events will request dona¬tions. The only event costing anythingis the U of C Dance Club performance,which will charge $1 for students and $2for non-students. The FOTA calendar,specifying the date, time, and locationfor all events, will be available May 6.Info CenterContinued from page oneshe said. In response, Kleinbard said,“No one person is being singled out.There are other actions being taken toconsolidate and reduce activities tomake more unrestricted funds avail¬able to academic activities. Thesearen’t joyous decisions.”But the justification of harsh eco¬nomic reality leaves Seidler unsatis¬fied. “In my mind, if this office is openthe way the administration wants itopen, it will be like a highway informa¬tion center,” she said. “It will be com¬pletely worthless,” she said.Walk with IsraelThe sixth annual Hyde Park WalkWith Israel in support of social pro¬grams in Israel will be Sunday. The 14-mile route begins at Rodfei Zedek Con¬gregation, 5200 S. Hyde Park Blvd., at7:45 a.m., and continues through theHyde Park-Kenwood community, thenalong the lakefront and back.This year’s mini-walk for pre¬schoolers will feature Shellibelle the clown and many games. Babysittingservices will also be available toparents who wish to continue with theadult walk.Registration materials are availableat the Hillel Foundation and local syna¬gogues.Adults 18 years and up are needed toserve as bike marshals, street mar¬shals, mini-walk marshals, tow truckdrivers and registrars. For more infor¬mation or to volunteer, contact theHyde Park Jewish Community Center,268-4600.Rally for higher edBy Cliff GrammichAs part of “Rally Day for Higher Ed¬ucation” in Illinois, Grace Mary Sternand Fifth Ward Democratic Commit¬teeman Alan Dobry will speak at arally Thursday at 3:45 p.m. in Hutchin¬son Court. Stern ran with Adlai Steven¬son last fall in the Democrats’ unsuc¬cessful attempt to take the governor’soffice, and she is reportedly consider¬ing an attempt at the US Senate seatcurrently held by Republican CharlesPercy in 1984.ACCEPTING APPLICATIONSADVERTISING MANAGERA full-time position reporting to the editor. Salary is commis¬sion (% of sales). Duties include full responsibility for displayadvertising sales, including setting of prices & discounts. Willcall on new & existing accounts, pick up copy, design & proofads, and paste-up aa portion ot issue. Sales and/or graphicarts experience helpful, but not required.BUSINESS MANAGERA part-time position reporting to the editor. 10-12 hours perweek; paid by hour. Duties include: preparation of quarterlystatements, collections, maintenance or bank accounts, anddevelopment and implementation of various budgets. Someknowledge of accounting principles helpful, but not required.BOTH POSITIONSbegin summer 1983. Stop by our office on the third floor ofIda Noyes Hall, Rooms 303-04, beginning Wednesday,April 6 to fill out a preliminary application. No calls, please.DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONSMonday, May 2, at 4:30 pmCHICAGOMAROONIDA NOYES HALL • 303-041212 E. 59th ST. Rallies across the state are beingsponsored by the College Democrats ofIllinois. This group has protested the“low priority given to higher educationin (Illinois’) fiscal year 1984 budget,”noting that “Illinois ranks last in thepercentage of revenue spent on educa¬tion.” They further say that while bud¬getary restraint by the state may beneeded, “the deepest and largest (bud¬getary cuts) are in higher education.”The rally at U of C will be one of tenrallies held across the state. The U of CDemocrats and the Women’s Union aresponsoring the rally here. Organizersplan to pass petitions which call for taxincreases to offset “massive cuts” inthe education budget of Illinois.Bullock entersCongress raceBy Cliff GrammichState Rep. Larry Bullock (D-23) an¬nounced Sunday that he will seek the1st Congressional District seat to bevacated by Mayor-elect Harold Wash¬ington. Political commentator LuPalmer announced his candidacy lastweek.Bullock was elected to the IllinoisGeneral Assembly in 1978. Since thattime, he has become the vice chairmanof the Financbal Institutions Commit¬tee. He also serves as a member on theCommittee on Energy, Environment,and Natural Resources and the SelectCommittee on Economic Recovery.In the Democratic mayoral primary,Bullock endorsed Mayor Jane Byrne.At his announcement, he conceded thathe was wrong in doing so, and he hopesthat Washington will remain neutral inthe election, to be held probably in Au¬gust. Washington will resign from Con¬gress Saturday, the day after he issworn in as mayor.Supporters of State Rep. Carol Mose¬ley Braun (D;-26) are seeking to drafther for the seat, but Braun has said shewill await a decision by Washington asto who should run. While Braun con¬firmed that she knows of supporterstrying to persuade her to run and cir¬culating nominating petitions on her behalf, she emphasized that she doesnot want to create a “disruption ofMayor Washington’s plans,” and willwait to see whom Washington endorsesfor the seat.Lecture on Egyptiancosmetic art“The Cosmetic Arts in AncientEgypt,” an illustrated lecture byGeorge Hughes of the Oriental Insti¬tute, will be presented Wednesday at 8p.m. The Chicago Society of the Ar-chaelogical Institute of America in¬vites the public to this meeting inBreasted Hall in the Oriental Institute,1155 E. 58th St.Hughes will show that some of the“new” styles of make-up advertisedevery season are thousands of yearsold. The speaker recently participatedin the Boston Museum of Fine Arts’series on Everyday Life in AncientEgypt, and his article for the Journal ofCosmetic Chemists remains a defini¬tive reference for students of humanvanity and self-embellishment.Workshops on energyThe Hyde Park Jewish CommunityCenter (HPJCC) and the Hyde Park-Kenwood Community Conference willco-sponsor an energy and weatheriza-tion workshop Wednesday, at 7:30 p.m.at the HPJCC, 1100 E. Hyde ParkBlvd.Commonwealth Edison energy ex¬perts, A1 Westbrooks, district supervi¬sor for the South Side, and JohnHooker, marketing engineer in theHyde Park area, will demonstrate en¬ergy saving techniques. Home, condo,co-op and apartment dwellers will ben¬efit from energy saving tips for cooling,heating, insulation, and electricity.There will be a brief film on “EnergyManagement in the Home Saves $$”and time for questions from the audi¬ence.Non-members of the HPJCC and theHPKCC will be asked to make a onedollar donation.For further information call 268-4600or 288-8343./Consultants toMultinational firmsseek qualified individuals withlanguage and area expertise onforeign markets. Expertise shouldbe based on a stay of at least 2years. Part-time and full-timeassignments available. Fee Paid.Send resume or request forapplication form to:Swenson, Crawford & PaineDept: B-33P.0. Box A3629Chicago, Illinois 606904—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 26, 1983Striking Out/ David BrooksRock & the rolling writerYesterday, the editor of a respect¬able weekly newspaper suggested thatI might have a future as a critic of rockmusic. Obviously, this editor did notknow that asking me to write aboutmusic is like asking Roxanne Pulitzerto give a sermon on marriage at St. Pa¬trick’s Cathedral.In the first place, I haven’t the slight¬est idea what “chord” and “lick” andall those other rock music words reallymean. Of course there’s a good possi¬bility that no one else knows what theymean either. Like the phrase “mutual¬ly verifiable nuclear freeze,” lickmight be one of those words that has norational concept associated with it.It’s not too tough to imagine rockcritics like Griel Marcus and DavidMarsh making up words like “lick”just so they could have something toargue about in the barren wasteland ofrock criticism. I know that I have man¬aged to write no fewer than six editori¬als on something called a “mutuallyverifiable nuclear freeze” without hav¬ing the remotest idea of what it was allabout. When some liberals proposed it,I seriously questioned whether MVNF(most meaningless phrases have acro¬nyms) was really nothing more than asimplistic cure-all.When the President admitted that hewas unprepared to comment on MVNFI registered by disgust that the Presi¬dent of the United States should be ig¬norant of an issue so rudimentary thatevery reasonably well-informed citizenwas familiar with all its intricacies.And finally, when the President op¬posed MVNF on the grounds that it wasa simplistic cure-all, I demanded toknow how the administration could soblithely discard the proposal whichwould in all likelihood extricate our na¬tion from its economic, political andspiritual morass.This is all by way of saying that it isperfectly likely that rock music criticshave invented words like “lick” tothrow around in the dull periods be¬tween rock star overdoses. I mean, acomparison of Eric Clapton’s licks andElvis Costello’s licks should be worth a1000 words easy. And what about thetimeless dilemma of why the RollingStones aren’t licking the way they usedto. And of course there are all the newtrends: neo-lick, post-lick and anti¬lick.But getting back to my hypotheticalcareer as a rock critic, this editor ob¬viously doesn’t know the extent of mymusical talent. To put it frankly, Icouldn’t carry a tune across the street. That’s not to say I have no musical ex¬perience. Up until puberty I was amember of the Grace Church All-Jew-ish Choir (it’s impossible to put to¬gether a goy choir in New York City).The nice thing about being Jewish isthat we had nothing to do on Sundaymornings so we didn’t mind belting outa few hymns to rich Episcopalians forforty dollars a month, robe not includ¬ed. In retrospect, I realize it must havelooked odd to see 60 Jewish sopranosdavening to the beat of “Come All YeFaithful.”And since then I’ve lived a non-musi¬cal life. Sure, there’s always beenSpringsteen, but aside from him I’vealways held to my old French teacher’smaxim: modern musicians are meantto be seen and not heard.Or to be more precise, I held to thatmaxim until the editor mentioned howmuch a successful rock critic makes ina year. Now I’ve come to realize thatrock music isn’t as bad as it sounds. Allof a sudden the entire field seemswrought with new-found significance. Ifind myself investigating the Jungiansub-meanings in the lyrics of AdamAnt. I get the urge to call rock an“idiom.” I get the urge to call all deadrock stars martyrs. I find myself reallycaring whether or not Jim Morrison isreally dead.Hell, if film critics can con peopleinto believing that Jerry Lewis FilmFestival is a forum for a legitimate artform, it shouldn’t be too tough to pre¬tend there is musical talent in the Ra-mones. Besides, experience teachesthat you should never hate anythingthat makes over a million bucks. Ofcourse that doesn’t explain the recordsleeve that doubles as a vomit bag.And let’s face it, rock criticism is aglamorous profession. Picture yourselfin the dressing room of the Go-Gosafter a performance in Madison SquareGarden saying, “Tell me, Miss Go-Go,what do you think the role of the artistis in post-industrial society?” And whatcould be more exciting than JacksonBrowne’s opinion on plutonium.Recent articles in Harper’s and TheNew Republic suggest that the day isnot far off when all music will be eva¬luated in rock terms. Soon Isaac Sternwill be jamming with VladimirHorowitz and people will start gettingstoned at Leonard Bernstein’s gigs inPhilly.“Of course,” people will sigh withnostalgia, “nobody these days can pulla lick the way Klemperer could.”Who are these guys? ^Departmentof}4u$k\cV Thursday, April 28 - Jeremy Warburg, soprano12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallAssisted by Howard Brown, vielle and John Ralyea, chifomeMedieval Songs Of Saints (Nicholas, George. Charlemagne, andLaurence) And Lovers (female and male, saucy and serious).Admission is FREE.Friday, April 29 - Brass Ensemble Concert8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallFeaturing the Brass Section of the University Symphony OrchestraBarbara Schubert, conductor.Music by Gabrieli, Kauffman, Barber, Ewald. and Tomasi.Admission is FREE.Saturday, April 30 - Cathy Heifetz Memorial Concert8:00 p.m., Bond ChapelFeaturing chamber music performances by some of the University’smost accomplished musicians.Music of Bach, Scheidt, Dahl, Senfl, Morley. Hindemith, Desprez,Beethoven, and others: both vocal and instrumental.Admission is FREE.Sunday, May 1 - Early Music Series: Consort of Musicke Trio8:00 p.m., Mandel HallAnthony Rooley, lute: Emma Kirkby, soprano: and David Thomas,bass.Earth, Fyre and Aere - Songs and Dialogues for Bass, Soprano andLute.Tickets are $9 (UC student, $5) and are available at the Department ofMusic Concert Office. Goodspeed Hall 310 and at the Mandel HallTicket Center.nApconuwj 'EventsFriday, May 6 - Collegium Musicum: Evensong as in the EnglishChapel Royal on Ascension Day, 1575.7:30 p.m.. Rockefeller Memorial ChapelPeter Lefferts conducting: with Thomas Jones, orgamist andBernard O Brown, officiant.Music by Byrd (The Great Service), Tallis, White and othersJim1983 Hyde ParkWalk With IsraelSunday, May 1stRegistration 7:45 a.m.Begins At: Congregation Rodfei Zedek5200 S. Hyde Park Blvd.14 mile walk along the lakefront and throughout the Hyde-Park-Kenwood community to raise funds for social pro¬grams in Israel. Refreshments provided along the route.WALK I WALK/ WITHisRAEr'^za SPONSORAlso FeaturingShelli Belle the Clownat Hyde Park Mini Walk forPre-Schoolers at 7:45 at Rodfei Zedek.Lots of Fun!For More Info. 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Their sense ofcommunity breeds on (among otherthings) their hatred for Turks.On April 22, the Maroon published anopinion column titled “April 24: A trag¬edy remembered” by Alan Constan-tian, an Armenian graduate student.Writing about a specific incidentwhich is mostly unknown to the U of Ccommunity, Constantian easily distortsthe historical context of the so-called“genocide.” Without referring to anyacademic study, he gives a prejudicedstory of the “Armenian martyrs,” pic¬turing the Turks as fascist extermina¬tors. Furthermore, he tries to appeal tothe unbiased reader with a romanticconclusion in which he speaks of“crimes against humanity.”In trying to put things into historicalperspective, first, I would like to em¬phasize that the Republic of Turkeywas established in 1923, and that the al¬leged genocide occurred during the lastyears of the crumbling Ottoman Em¬pire. This distinction between today’sRepublic of Turkey and the OttomanEmpire of the 1910s is overlooked byConstantian when he blames the “Tur¬kish governments (for denying) thatsuch a policy of expulsion and genocideof the Armenian people during theyears 1915-1918 ever existed.”We, the new generations of Turkey,do not believe in boasting about or car¬rying the shame of the deeds of our Ot¬toman ancestors. As citizens of the newworld, we believe in peace.Let us now look at the historical con¬text of the years of 1915 to 1918 fromStanford Shaw’s History of the Otto¬man Empire and Modern Turkey (pp.314-7). These are the years of WorldWar I, when the Ottoman Empire wasfighting the invading Allies on all frontsfor its own very survival. On the North¬eastern Front imperialist Russia con¬ tinually provoked the sultan’s Armen¬ian subjects, promising them anautonomous state including substantialparts of eastern Anatolia.In face of Armenian uprisings, theOttoman military commanders (fol¬lowing the Russian example) orderedthe evacuation of the Armenian popula¬tion from the border provinces. “Spe¬cific instructions were issued for thearmy to protect the Armenians againstnomadic attacks and to provide themwith sufficient food and other suppliesto meet their needs during the marchand after they were settled.”Shaw concludes that out of the 1.3million Armenians “about 300,000 diedif one accepts the Ottoman census re¬ports.” (Constantian claims “the ex¬termination of 1.5 million Armen¬ians.”) Furthermore, Shaw rejects theclaim that the deaths resulted from aplanned policy of genocide by the Otto¬man government. Instead, he empha¬sizes the historical “situation in whichsome six million people — Turks,Greeks, Arabs, Armenians, Jews, andothers — were being killed by a combi¬nation of revolts, bandit attacks, mas¬sacres and counter massacres, andfamine and disease, compounded bydestructive and brutal foreign inva¬sions in which all the people of the em¬pire, Muslim and non-Muslim alike,had their victims and criminals.”One piece of historical evidenceclearly refutes the claim of a plannedpolicy of extermination: after WorldWar I, the British who invaded Istanbuldetained many Ottoman leaders andmembers of the intelligensia oncharges of an Armenian genocide. Al¬though the invasion authorities hadaccess to all of the documents of the Ot¬toman State, they were unable to findany evidence to sentence the detainedOttomans.Today, almost all of the Armenianpopulation in Turkey is concentrated in Istanbul. They are economically well-to-do, and have total freedom of reli¬gion and culture. Having lived in Istan¬bul all my life, I have many Armenianfriends, and I can easily say that theArmenian community in Turkey is theminority group that is most integratedwith the Moslem majority; both partieslive peacefully together, and wouldhave long forgotten those past commu¬nity frictions if it weren’t for their con¬tinuous publicity by Armenians outsideof Turkey.Constantinian speaks of “man’s ex¬traordinary ability to be cruel to his fel¬low man.” Over the last five years,“the Armenian Liberation Army,” aterrorist group, has murdered nearly20 Turkish foreign diplomats andbombed countless Turkish officesthroughout Europe and the UnitedStates. Such terrorist acts emerge from theArmenian revenge mentality for acommunal war that happened 68 yearsago, and from the even older dream ofestablishing an Armenian State in east¬ern Turkey. It should also be noted thatthese recent assassinations have signi¬ficantly disturbed the Armenian com¬munity in Turkey, to the point that theyhave presented a statement to thePresident of Turkey and to a majornewspaper condemning these terroristacts and confirming their loyalty to theTurkish State.The Armenians in Turkey have ahealthy communal unity and, unlikethose outside of Turkey, they do notneed legends to save this unity fromdisintegration.Huseyin Akin is a first-year studentin the business school.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. Itis published twice a week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. Editorial and business officesare located on the 3rd floor of Ida Noyes, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, 60637. 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Morris Philipson iseverything you’d imagine a directorof a prominent press to be, from hisscrutinizing gaze throughhorn-rimmed reading glasses to hisundergraduate training at U of C. Healso holds a PhD in philosophy fromColumbia. Although lacking greatheight, he possesses an imposingappearance, capable of dissuading themost confident of persons; his attitudereflects self-assurance.PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANMorris PhilipsonMORRY'S "C" SHOPBeginning, Monday, April 25OPEN 'TIL 1 2 MIDNIGHTFull service Unfit 10pmCoffee / Donuts / Yogurt / CroissantsAvailable 1 Opm Midnight1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolds Club MORRY'S "C" SHOPBeginning, Monday, April 25OPEN 'TIL 1 2 MIDNIGHTFull service Until 10 p mCoffee / Donuts / Yogurt / CroissantsAvailable 1 Opm Midnight1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolds ClubEXPERT MECHANICAL SERVICEFOREIGN & DOMESTIC CARSTUNE-UP • BRAKE JOBS • ELECTRICALSHOCK ABSORBERS • OIL CHANGES • LUBESBATTERIES • MUFFLERS • AIR CONDITIONINGENCLOSED, SECURE, AND REASONABLY PRICEDPARKING FACILITIES — AN ALTERNATIVE TOPARKING ON THE STREETS THIS WINTERHYDE PARK GARAGE5508 SOUTH LAKE PARK • 241 -622010% DISCOUNT ON MECHANICAL WORKWITH THIS COUPONPICK UP & DELIVERY AVAILABLE•—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 26, 1983 Philipson, now 56, became directorof the Press in 1967 after adistinguished editing career in NewYork.Earlier this year, Philipsonreceived the coveted PublisherCitation from the PEN AmericanCenter, an international organizationof writers and editors. The director ofPEN cited Philipson for “havingraised the Press to its place as thebest university press in the country.”Receiving the PEN Citation is nominor achievement, although if youask Philipson, he’ll flippantly describethe Citation as “a piece of paper.”However, the Citation places him,as the first director of an academicpress to receive this award, amongsuch notables as Alfred A. Knopf,Victor Weybright, and Helen Wolff.The PEN Citation commendsPhilipson for his “distinguished andcontinuous service to internationalletters and to the freedom and dignityof writers.”But the Press has much more to beproud of than just its extensivepublication and prominent director.When prodded, Philipson and his staffdescribe some of the ambitiousundertakings of the Press. One of thePress’ most impressive projects wassuggested by Philip Gossett,chairman of the music department:the Press is in the process ofpublishing The Works of GiuseppeVerdi, with complete orchestral score.The first volume, Verdi’s opera“Rigoletto,” was given its premiere ina Viennese production this pastMarch. For the first time Verdi’sopera was heard as he had written it,the score initially having beenincorrectly reproduced.The project came into existenceonly with the help of outside financialsupport, the scholarship of reknownedmusicologists, and the cooperation ofthe publishing firm that possessed theoriginal manuscripts. The last of the35 volume edition will come after theturn of the century, in the year 2018.As John Blades, writing in theWashington Post, once commented ina book review: “(The University ofChicago Press) could never be faultedfor thinking small or actingprecipitously.”Another extraordinary project, TheLisle Letters, a collection of 2000letters written by and to theillegitimate son of Edward VI whilehe was governor of Calais, representsanother successful, but expensive,venture. The 6-volume set sells for$300, a reflection of the fact that thiswas the most costly undertaking ofthe Press; the Press invested $175,000to publish 2500 sets. Some 2000 setshave been sold in the past two years.The Press was willing to take afinancial risk so that these letterscould become available to theintellectual community. (Incidentally,a less expensive one-volumeabridgement is on the way.) For thisachievement the Press was rewardedwith the 1981 Carey-Thomas Award.Financial risks are not the onlygambles that the Press makes. ThePress decided to publish the book, Christianity, Social Tolerance, and presHomosexuality by John Boswell, djrecbased on its scholarly quality and decisreadability. The manuscript includes esseifootnotes in French, Italian, German, “itHebrew, Aramaic, Spanish, Latin and fromGreek. To the Press’ amazement, the constnow bestseller had slipped into its doesrealm in disguise; Yale’s university pUblipress had rejected the book on Th<account of its controversial topic. The boun<book received the National Book HarpAward for history in 1981 and is now fulfillavailable in paperback. institiWhat could be even more presscontroversial? “The Bible,” Philipson and bresponds without hesitation. “Of debt,course the Bible has always been a Presscontroversial work...” Smith and indepGoodspeed’s The Bible, An American \noTranslation became a success in 1935. the PiAnd of course the ever-popular prepaChicago Manual of Style, remains the Univeall-time best-seller for the Press. The Pressthirteenth edition came out last July writteand already 33,000 copies have been Manusold. one a<Because of its preoccupation with prosponly scholarly contributions, the Press cannoposes many rigorous requirements a of thewould-be author must meet. These editorcriteria consist of originality of Thethought, soundness of argument, and differadequacy of evidence. comrrPhilipson warns, “If it can’t meet pressthe standards that we require, we runs,can’t, we wouldn’t publish it.” This for a !policy applies not only to books but “Thalso to the 44 journals published, a long anumber not rivaled by any other PhilipAmerican academic press. ind<If an acquisitions editor receives a sold omanuscript in his or her field of past 2specialty, and doesn’t immediately kept i•eject it, the editor will approach a Repri“referee,” someone who is considered 200 coan authority in the field. This expert booksoften makes the necessary stora*suggestions for revisions and, if the pcrevised by the author, the manuscript Warelwill go on to be evaluated by another year iauthority. So IThe editor compiles the comments, self-siand submits the composite to a Board, pridecomposed of 15 Provost-appointed best-sfaculty members, the Provost, the “whalTheseMORRY'S "C” SHOPBeginning, Monday, April 25OPEN 'TIL 12 MIDNIGHTFull service Until 10 p mCoffee / Donuts / Yogurt / CroissantsAvailable 10 pm - Midnight1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolcfs Club MORRY'S "C" SHOPBeginning, Monday, April 25OPEN 'TIL 1 2 MIDNIGHTFull service Until 10 pm.Coffee / Donuts / Yogurt / CroissantsAvailable 1 O pm ~ Midnight1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolds Clul»ROOSEVELT UNIVERSITY’SLSATPREPARATION COURSE Extensive 40-hr or 32-hr ‘Weekender’ courses •Live Lectures • In-class practice exams Homeworkand take-home exams Tape Library availableExtensive remtorcement test materialsPrepare Nowfor June 20 ExamNOW OFFERED IN: • Chicago (loop) • Arlington Heights• Evanston • Hyde Park40-hr. courses begin the weeks of May 9 and 16.32-hr. “Weekender” courses begin June 4.For additional information, a free brochure and an invitation to afree sample class covering the law school admission process withemphasis on preparing tor the LSAT can(312) 341-3660.Roosevelt UniversityLSAT Preparation Course430 South Michigan Avenue Chicago III 60605GUARANTEE: If you don’t scoro in the top 25%,take the next course free.In cooperation with The National Center tor Educational Testing Inc the min sonr1 UNMLR8RY Of CWCA0DPKB88IPresident of the University, and thedirector, which makes the finaldecision for publication; the Board isessentially “judging the judges.”“It’s wonderful to see how peoplefrom many different disciplines whoconstitute the Board zero in on whatdoes satisfy the standards that justifypublication,” comments Philipson.The Press is thus immediatelybound to the University, reflectingHarper’s intention that the Pressfulfill an “organic part” of a researchinstitution. In its first few years thePress published mostly pamphletsand bulletins and was seriously indebt. Only in the past 25 years has thePress achieved financialindependence.Another role Harper intended forthe Press was publication of booksprepared by scholars at theUniversity. Today, 20 percent of thePress’ publications are of workswritten by U of C professors.Manuscripts of professors are givenone advantage over those of otherprospective authors in that theycannot be declined solely on the basisof the opinion of the acquisitionseditor, as can all others.The goals of an academic pressdiffer drastically from that of acommercial press. The commercialpress desires profit, has large printruns, and won’t keep a book in printfor a lengthy amount of time.“The Press keeps books in print aslong as it is humanly possible,” boastsPhilipson.Indeed, there exists books that havesold only 50 copies per year for thepast 20 years. Valuable works arekept in print through the MidwayReprint series, with print runs of only200 copies. These less-sought-afterbooks may present difficulties instorage, but consumers benefit fromthe periodic housecleanings. TheWarehouse Clearance Sale earlier thisyear will probably be repeated soon.So how does a press remainself-sufficient for 25 years if it takespride in rejecting a potentialbest-seller? By committing itself to“what’s special, what’s outstanding.These are the things that brought usthe most prominence in the field ...andin some cases the most money.” Hither and YonThe University of South Carolinaand Clemson University may have toclose for five and two daysrespectively to forestall budgetoverruns totaling $5 million.Alternatives for USC include a $175surcharge for students and the firingof 256 employees at Clemson, whichthe presidents of the two universitiesconsider “unacceptable.” For USC toclose, the South Carolina legislaturemust approve the closing, and bills todo so have stalled in both Houses.Also stalled is a bill that wouldgenerate revenues by a 1-centincrease in sales taxes.Northwestern University studentshave to fight harder if they want acorporate position — corporaterecruiting at NU is only 75 percent ofwhat it was two years ago. But theyare better off than at other schools,where corporate recruiting is down asmuch as 50 per cent. Placementdirectors are blaming the decrease onthe recession, saying that companiesaren’t hiring as many new graduatesas they did and companies which usedto make two recruiting visits are nowmaking only one. NU’s placementdirector advises jobseekers that: “It’susually the big guns (Fortune 500companies) who come to campus. Ithink you have to look into thatsecond tier of organizations — knockon doors and look for contacts.”Students from four University ofPennsylvania groups gathered at acandlelight march recently to protestthe hanging of a female mannequinfrom a College Hall flagpole theprevious week. The marchers calledthe April first hanging an act ofharrassment and a reference to thealleged rape of a University co-ed.One of the organizers said that themarch would be called “WomenBelong at Penn” and would notfeature speeches, although themarchers might sing, and would befollowed by a support group meeting.The organizer said that Penn is “apatriarchal institution” where“sexism is perpetuated and alsocondoned.” Another called thehanging “a terrible act ofharrassment and misogyny” andargued that “we want a welcomingatmosphere, to encourage men andmen to come and show theirsolidarity.” She said that when firstseeing the mannequin on April FoolsDay she wanted to take it down, butthen decided “Let it stay up. Letpeople know that this is the imagepeople want to create for women atPenn.”Wheaton College faculty membersnarrowly denied a formal motion toprohibit final exams during the eighthweek of the semester. The sponsorsaid he wanted to relieve students ofthe “bloom or bust” situation that theexams imposed, but opponentscontended that the eighth week is a“natural break” in the term, andexams scheduled later interfere withnew work the professors assign, andwould cause students to “forget past studies”. One alternative, forming athree-day mid-semester exam period,was discussed, but professors whoopposed the abolition of midtermexams said that they had had few, ifany, student complaints.Although students, faculty, andstaff at Sangamon State Universityhave agreed to abolish graduationreports, they cannot decide on whenthe bill will go into effect, and sograduating students at SSU have beenadvised to file a report “just in case”the bill does not take effectimmediately or retroactively.Gone With the Wind was just thatafter campus leaders at NorthwesternUniversity protested the fact that thesponsors, a group of students callingthemselves “Students for DiabeticAwareness,” were not affiliated withany campus organization and werenot recognized by the northern Illinoisaffiliates of the American DiabetesAssociation or the Juvenile DiabetesFoundation. A member of the groupreplied that it is composed of “about500 diabetic students in the Chicagoarea” and is “a legitimate non-profitorganization...endorsed byMacDonald’s and all the major radioand TV stations.” The group hadshown Star Trek II — The Wrath ofKhan last month to poor reviews (“itwas like an over-sized home movie”)and planned to show Raiders of theLost Ark next, a move which was alsounder fire from the campus leaders.“Y’all” and “forsooth!” hardlyseem compatible, but five membersof the prestigious Royal ShakespeareCompany of England journeyed to theUniversity of Texas to hold lecturesand discussions on understanding andperforming the Bard’s plays forstudents in many classes, including —not as inappropriately as it may seem— foreign language classes.A University of Pennsylvania lawstudent is suing the dean of WhartonSchool for defamation of characterfollowing comments made during acontroversy surrounding the secretdeparture of the former director ofthe Wharton Analysis Center. The lawstudent had organized charges ofsexual harassment and drugtrafficking against the director, whosubsequently made a secretagreement with the University’sadministration to depart, and is nowworking at Stanford University. Sixwomen who made formal complaintswere given monetary settlements bythe University, and the law studentclaims that he was slandered todiscredit the charges against theanalysis center’s director. He isseeking more than $20,000 in damagesfor relief from chest andgastrintestinal trouble, as well as“embarassment and humiliation.”A group of book publishers haswithdrawn their suit against NewYork University after an out-of-courtsettlement was reached. TheUniversity and nine professors were sued for copyright infringement forusing photocopied of protected workswithout seeking the permission of thepublishers. The University agreed tostep up monitoring of thephotocopying of books for use inclassrooms, particularly as part ofprofessor-selected “anthologies” usedin some classes. Many otheruniversities are expected to establishregulations similar to NYU’s, whichinclude requiring professors to filecopies of their requests to useprotected materials. The publishershad previously received a favorableout-of-court settlement against someoff campus copy chops, accused ofcreating the anthologies at therequest of professors.According to the University ofPittsburgh’s Academic IntegrityBoard, cheating is not widespread onthat campus. This came with anannouncement that only twenty casesof student cheating had come beforethe board in the previous year,including “plagiarism, submission ofthe work of another student, fradulentor misrepretsented research sources,cheating on exams, and inappropriatebehavior in a clinical setting.”Students also brought 13 complaintsagainst professors for acts including“inaccurate and inappropriategrading practices, failure to describethe nature and requirements of thecourse at the beginning of the term,inaccurate and inappropriateadvising, misrepresenting the level ofthe course, and prejudicial behavior.”Only eight of the 33 cases wereunresolved, seven of these beingbrought before the school’s IntegrityBoard and one case brought up foruniversity review'.Northwestern’s new dorms may bepopular, but ventilation problems,leaks, falling window fixtures, flimsywalls, and loose shower tiling which“was designed wrong” are a few ofthe problems plaguing residents ofthe $25 million housing addition.Despite this, the dorms were the firstfilled during lotteries the past twoyears (the only ones of theiroperation), and one resident enthused“It’s very nice physically, a greatplace to live in...and it still has thatsmellof new carpeting. It’s great.”One administrator admitted thatolder dorms were designed to bemore resistant to abuse, while thenewer ones were designed to be moreattractive.The University of Pennsylvania’sstudents are getting a two-day breaknext October, one week beforeHomecoming. Administratorsexpressed concern over the loss of thetwo days, because the fall semesterhas fewer class days than the springone. The object of the break is torelieve stress, and the administratorswill evaluate the student body anddetermine whether to continue withthe break, which was suggested afterthe Student Health Director noted alarge number of student reporting forrelief of stress-related symptoms.C»0»N*G*R*A*T*U*L*A»T*I»0»N*Sto the winners ofTHE MORTON-MURPHY AWARDWINTER 1983• Michael Aronson - 2nd YearModel United Nations Organization• George Woodbury - 4th YearLes Beaux Parleurs • Susan Gallagher - 3rd YearAcademic Affairs Committee• Lisa Beckerman - 3rd YearChicago Debating SocietyThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 26, 1963—9INTERNATIONAL HOUSESPEAKER SERIES PRESENTSA LECTURE AND SLIDEPRESENTATION BYMAHER AHMADPALESTINE INFORMATION SERVICE“PALESTINE, ISRAEL and JEWS:SOURCES of the CONFLICT inthe MIDDLE EAST”WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27 • 7:30 PMHOME ROOMINTERNATIONAL HOUSE1414 EAST 59th ST. Music Theater of Chicago presents"CAROUSEL"in three performances,Friday, Saturday, April 29, 30, at 8 p.mSunday, May 1, at 3 p.m.in Hermann Hall, I IT campus, 3241 S. FederalFree parking one block east of hallTickets at door: $5 or $4 for studentsReservations/information: 225-7797Informational MeetingAboutTHE HUMANBIOLOGY MAJORA New Offering in the Bio SciCollegiate Divisionwill be held onWednesday, April 27,4:00 - 5:30 Harper 284The new Human Biology concentration in the Collegeis designed for students with a wide range of interestsand a particular interest in the biology of human be¬ings. This undergraduate program will focus on thedevelopment and function of the human organism, aswell as the nature of the interactions between in¬dividuals and their social and cultural environments.All students intrigued by this subject mat¬ter-regardless of their field of interest—are en¬couraged to attend.Applications AvailableBeginning April 20 inHarper 587, East Tower The University of ChicagoThe School of Social Service AdministrationpresentsTHE SEVENTH SOCIAL SERVICE REVIEW LECTURENATIONAL SERVICEAND THEWELFARE-WARFARE STATEBYMORRIS JANOWITZLawrence A. Kimpton Distinguished Serv ice ProfessorDepartment of Sociology and the CollegeWednesday, April 27, 19834 P.M.SCHOOL OF SOCIAL SERVICE ADMINISTRATION969 East Sixtieth StreetRoom WII "morry’sdelF"I (C-Shop Location Only!)I DINNER SPECIALI (From 5 p.m. to 10 p.m.)I Vz BBQ CHICKENI COLE SLAW & ROLL, FREE POP & CHIPS.■ Coupon! Good untilI end of schoolI year.I"i ——i SPECIAL AUDITIONWALT DISNEY WORLD Co. Entertainment Division (Orlando. 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Poring over thepages of this journal twice a week hasalways been an intellectually demand¬ing exercise. But recently, we havebegun noticing signs that our reader-ship is not well-informed enough to getthe most out of the Maroon. To encour¬age you to learn about the things thatreally matter, we have put togetherthis exam. The person who answers themost questions correctly and submitshis or her answer sheet to the Maroonby Wednesday at 8 p.m. will win aglamorous night on the town in HydePark, including dinner for two atMorry’s and two tickets to a LawSchool Film. Good Luck.2. Who wrote Metropolitan Life?3. Who wrote Adolf Hitler’s diaries? 4. What do Supreme Court JusticeStevens, David Broder, WilliamMcNeill and Chris Isidore have incommon?5. What 16-year-old wrote the greatestpop song of all time, “Shout”?6. In what year did Buddy Holly die?7. Name all the children of the BradyBunch.8. In what television show did BurtReynolds star for two years?9. Who did Wayne Hays fool aroundwith?10. What do Gene Simmons and AceFreeley have in common?11. Name 10 Louis L’Amour books12. Who was Johnny Carson’s most re¬cent wife?13. Give Harold Washington’s ad¬dress.14. Who invented the Peter Principle?15. What is Marlene Dixon doingtoday?Puzzleby Gretchen YoungACROSS1. II of C prof who helpedlaunch atomic ago, wonNobel Prizet. Midway Studio founder;sculptor10. Poet in U-Site14. Wear Away15. Love (Spanish)10. Brings (Spanish)17. Step18. Old rock group10. Normal20. Decade21. Above23. Simple Simon's pal23. Rationalizing27. Bother30. Puerto Rican city34. Frank Zappa’s daughter,Moon35. That one plus one37. 12 months38. Old card game30. "To" In Romancelanguages40. Type of wrench41. Ich abwische (English)43. To pull (obsolete)40. Mexican money47. Rots metal40. Makes speeches51. Famous ship53. Flower part50. Renowned, PulitzerPrize-winning critic57. Brit, (alternative)00. Corona01. Two of Henry Vlll’swives03. Star05. Single entity00. South American Indian07. Woman's hair ornamentOS. load (alternative)00. Perceives70. Opinionated compos!tlonDOWN1. Mayor Byrne's specialty 2. Famous French posterartist3. Horse color4. 1501 (In Latin)5. Grandchildren (Greek)0. Children's stories7. Spanish passion8. Watch attachment0. Type of drug18. Smart ass11. Biblical name for ancientSyria12. This Sweater Girl13. Adolescent years22. Immense24. International (abbrev.)25. Rodent20. Pertaining to the nose27. Pertaining to humus28. Lawless (combinationform)20. Hardship 31. Rent again32. Reason33. Dafur and Asi30. Sanctuary42. Freshman or orangutan43. Poem by Shelley44. Crucial element45. Rich source of supply47. Faux •48. Metal in 45 Down58. Tell52. Thoughts, concepts53. Prominent U of C prizewinner; writer54. Chicken of the sea55. Dry57. State (French)58. Female character • Ibsen01. U of C president02. Compass point04. SiblingHow you livemay save your life. 27. Name four films or TV shows BuckHenry has worked on.28. Who was B.D.’s girlfriend?29. Who created Candid Camera?30. What is Doris Day’s theme song?31. What was Dorothy’s last name in“The Wizard of Oz”?32. Who narrated “The Untouch¬ables”?33. Who played the middle-aged off¬spring of Mork and Mindy?34. Who is the only actor to win anOscar posthumously?35. Who was Elvis Presley’s manag¬er?36. What was the name of Hans Solo’sspaceship?37. Which “Chrissy” posed nude forPlayboy?16. After whom was the Edselnamed?17. Who was Ernest Hemingway’s pub¬lisher?18. Name five films with SylvesterStallone.19. Where is “The Main Line”?20. Who or what owns the ground underRockefeller Center?21. Who starred in “Lord Love aDuck”?22. Who is responsible for the GreatRock’n’Roll Swindle?23. Who was Rita Jenrette’s husband?24. Who is Hugh Trevor Roper?25. Where was the 1928 Democraticconvention?3 atboyfriend?39. Who married Miss Vicky on “TheTonight Show”?40. Which comedian ran for presidentthree times?41. What was the Shadow’s name?42. What year did Match Game start?43. What was the name of HowardHughes’ flying boat?44. What is the name of the “city ofgold”?45. Which volcano buried Pompeii?46. Who was the top flying ace inWWI?47. What film starred Marilyn Monroe,Betty Grable and Lauren Bacall?48. Name two Nancy Reagan films.49. Who rereleased “Blinded By theLight”?50. What is Hanna Gray’s home phoneAttain your professional goalsand realize Jewish fulfillment.Certifiedteachers, MSW’sand BSWs are in¬vited to apply.Challenging posi¬tions open. Finan¬cial assistanceavailable.Interviews nowbeing scheduledfor orientationcourses to be held in the fall inIsrael. If you think you qualify,call today.ISRAEL AUYAH CENTERCall> Toll Frees 1 300-221-1251TEACHERS,SOCIALWORKERSPRACTICEYOURPROFESSIONM ISRAELThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesdav. Aoril 26. 1983—11/Sports7th inning single brings home first Maroon victoryBy Frank LubyA two-out single by Mike Medinabrought home Wade Lewis in the bot¬tom of the seventh to lift the Universityof Chicago varsity baseball team to itsfirst victory of the year, 5-4, over theLawrence Vikings Saturday afternoonat Stagg Field. Lawrence had taken thefirst game of the doubleheader, 12-7.Tom Weber picked up the victory,pitching all seven innings and yieldingnine hits.Lawrence had tied the score at fourwith a run in the top of the seventh on asacrifice fly by Marohl. Dan Busiel fol¬lowed with a single, but Schaefer fliedout to end the inning.John Gemon started Chicago off inthe bottom of the seventh with a basehit, but he was caught stealing. Follow¬ing a ground out, Lewis kept hopesalive with a single. He stole second,and came home on Medina’s base hitwith the winning run.Lawrence scored first with a run inthe opening inning, and then took a 3-2lead in the third on a single by Pfeiffer,a double by Coenen (3-for-4 on theday), and a base hit by Marohl (2-for-3with three RBI).Chicago tallied single runs in thefirst two innings, before erasingLawrence’s lead with two runs in thethird to go ahead, 4-3. With one out, Me¬dina was hit by a pitch. He took secondwhen Bill Jankovich reached on anerror, and both runners advanced on awill pitch.MORRY'S "C" SHOPBeginning, Monday, April 25OPEN 'TIL 1 2 MIDNIGHTFull service Until 10 p mCoffee / Donuts / Yogurt / CroissantsAvailable I O pm Midnight1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolds ClubTHE URBANSTUDIESCOLLOQUIUMpresentsProfessorGary Orfieldand members of thePublic Affairs ResearchPracticianto discuss“Latino Housingand Employment inMetropolitanChicago”onThursday, April 28, 19834:00, Pick Lounge Then after Matt Koenig flied to right,Huber misplayed a grounder by BobDickey, allowing two unearned runs tocross. Neal Cannon then cracked a sin¬gle, but was tagged out at second to endthe inning.Chicago produced only one otherbase runner until the seventh, thatbeing Jankovich, who reached on anerror in the fifth. The Vikings, howev¬er, were the beneficiaries of twoMaroon errors in the fourth, but Coen¬en flied to right with runners on thecorners to end the threat.The Vikings then put together back-to-back singles in the fifth, only tocome up empty.The victory left the Maroons at 1-8 on the year, 1-1 in conference play.In the first game, the Vikingsstormed from an early 3-0 deficit withseven runs in the second inning onroute to a 12-7 victory.A two-run single by Jankovich andan RBI single by Koenig gave theMaroons three quick runs in the open¬ing inning, before Lawrence had re¬tired a man. Following a popout byDickey, a single by Cannon resulted ina double play to end the threat.The Vikings jumped all overMaroons’ starter Steve Barnhart in thesecond, capitalizing on three walks andfour hits. All of the runs were unearnedhowever, and all of them scored withtwo men out.ORTONJoe Orton’sLOOT“Entertaining as hell.. .Not to be missed by loversof literate comedy.”- READER“Hilarious . . . clever ... amerry little black comedy."-TRIBUNENow - May 1Wednesday - Saturday, 8:00Sunday, 2:30 & 7:30753-4472Visa/MC/AmexDining Discounts with Mallory's Restaurant. 24 I ^600(JC Students /ust S3 on Wed Thur Sun with "Student Rush" Acourt^AtheatreUniversity of Chicago 5535 S. Ellis Avenue Ott led off with a single, and with oneout Busiel reached on an error by Me¬dina. Following a fielder’s choice,Barnhart walked two men.Huber then ripped a bases loaded tri¬ple, and Pfeiffer walked, before coachRoger Scott replaced Barnhart withJohn Shimkus. Coenen and Ott greetedShimkus with RBI singles to close theoutburst.Chicago fought back with a pair ofruns in the second and third to knot thescore at seven.In the second, Medina singled, andtook second when Dennis Wernerwalked. Both runners moved up on awild pitch, and Medina scored on agroundout. Werner then stole home forthe second run.In the third, Koenig reached on anerror, and after Dickey singled, Can¬non brought both of them home with abase hit. Cannon was picked off, andMedina flied out, but Werner and AndySaliman started things again withback-to-back base hits. Lewis ground¬ed into a force play to end the inning.While Chicago managed just two hitsfor the rest of the game, the Vikings —led by a two run singles by Stokes andBusiel — put the game away with fiveruns in the middle innings.Ott had four hits for the Vikings,while Dickey, Koening, and Cannonhad two hits apiece for Chicago.On Friday afternoon, IIT defeatedthe Maroons at IIT, 12-5. Chicagoplayed the University of Illinois-Chica-go yesterday, and will face Niles Col¬lege at Stagg Field, today, at 3 p.m.r ii urciiucLawrence 12, Chicago 7LawrenceChicagoSecond GameChicago 5, Lawrence 4LawrenceChicagoWP-Weber; LP-KruegerIIT 12, Chicago 5 070 122 0-12 11322 000 0-7 10102 000 1-4 9112 000 1-5 7ChicagoIIT 210 100 001-5 6512 001 30X-12 19Sports CalendarBaseballApr. 26 —Niles College, at Stagg Field3 p.m.SoftballApr. 27 — Trinity College, double-header, at North Field, 3p.m.TrackApr. 26 — Concordia College, at StaggField, 4 p.m.MORRY'S "C" SHOPBeginning, Monday, April 25OPEN 'TIL 1 2 MIDNIGHTFull service Until 10p.m.Coffee / Donuts / Yogurt / CroissantsAvailable 10 pm - Midnight1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolds ClubYOUR CHERISHED DOCUMENTSENGRAVED IN BRASSNow your degrees awards testimonials or any treasureddocuments can be custom engraved in solid brass and mountedon beautiful walnut• 8" * 10" brass plate with permanent epoxy coating won t fadeor discolor• IV x 14, V."" thick walnut mounting - ready to display• 100% guarantee ■ full refund it not satisfied• $75(30 -shipping included No tax on custom items Check ormoney order only Payment to accompany order• Please send your original document by registered mail We willreturn your original document by registered mail within 10working days• Other custom work available Please inquire□ Check money order enclosed with document□ Send BrochureNameAddressCity/State/ZipTAlV/fT UMIY/V*"" 1225 Carnegie Street11*11 HliWiW 116000612—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 26, 1983Tennis team steamrollingBy Caren M. GauvreauA very determined U of C men'stennis team is making a bid to becomethe best college team in the city of Chi¬cago. Although a Division III school,Chicago competes with higher rankedschools which are able to offer theirplayers scholarships. This increasedcompetition improves Chicago’s play¬ing ability and endurance, and it ap¬pears to paying off as evidenced by Chi¬cago’s winning results. If the Maroonscontinue their winning streak and go onto defeat Chicago State University andDivision I University of Illinois-Chica-go, they will be without a doubt the bestmen’s college tennis team in the city.They will also finish their season with aspectacular team record of 10-1.Last week, the Maroons broughttheir record to 7-1 by defeating North¬eastern Illinois in the closest match ofthe season with a score of 5-4 in 28-de¬gree weather. Despite the harsh condi¬tions, several players triumphed in out-standing matches. Among theimpressive victors were Fernando Ca-vero and Phil Mowery.Both Cavero and Mowery continuedto spearhead the Maroons’ drivetowards an outstanding season by con¬tributing wins for the Maroons’ biggesttriumph of the season, a 7-2 victoryover DePaul. Also victorious wereHenry Lujan, Mike Vail, and JamesDix.Coach Bill Simms said, “This is themost fired-up and enthusiastic teamChicago has ever had.” Simms hopesthis momentum will continue through¬out the rest of the season as theMaroons continue to improve. Impor-Softball teamBy Kittie WyneLake Forest College women’s soft-ball team defeated the Maroons 13-10Thursday at North Field. Both teamsmounted offensive attacks, which in¬cluded two homeruns apiece, on incon¬sistent defenses. The Maroons weremore aggressive on base but were bea¬ten by several well-placed Lake Foresthits.Lake Forest opened the game with atwo-run homer in the first inning. TheForesters scored three runs in the sec¬ond inning on a combination of sacri¬fice hits, walks, and Maroon errors.Hitting explosions occurred in thefourth, sixth and seventh innings. LakeForest finished the game with anothertwo-run homer and a total of nine hits.Its game strategy was based on hittinginto holes and bunting onto base, butdid not include stealing bases. LakeForest got two stolen bases to theMaroons’ seven.The Maroon offense started thegame hitting and went on to outhit butnot outscore Lake Forest. Karen Kitch¬en moved into the lead-off spot to hit 4-for-5 after a bad day Tuesday hittingclean-up. Sue Fortunato followed her topull three walks in five at-bats. Desig¬nated hitter Helen Gemmill put a well-placed hit in left field for her first colle¬giate homerun in the second inning.Kitchen closed the Lake Forest leadwith a three-run homer in the fourthbut had to wait until the fifth inning tosee the score tied at 7-7. After losingthe lead in the sixth inning the Maroonsrallied in the seventh but only got twoof the necessary five runs to win thegame.Both defenses had similar inconsis¬tencies throughout the game. Thesame fielders who were involved in tant upcoming matches are againstNorth Park College Tuesday, the Mid¬west Invitational this weekend, and adual meet against Chicago State Uni¬versity on May 2.University of Chicago 5,Northeastern Illinois 4Singles(1) L. Tanaka (NE) d. P. Kang (UC), 6-4,6-4(2) T. Jones (NE) d. H. Lujan (UC), 6-3,6-4(3) P. Mowery (UC) d. J. Wechler (NE),6-4, 64(4) F. Cavero (UC) d LK. Ulbert (NE), 6-0,6-0(5) M. Vail (UC) d. M. LaSusa (NE), 6-3,7-5(6) K. Copper (NE) d. J. Dix (UC), 64, 7-5Doubles(1) Kang-Mowery (UC) d. Tanaka-Ulbert(NE), 6-3, 6-4(2) Lujan-Cavero (UC) d. Wechler-LaSusa(NE), 64, 6-4(3) Jones-Cooper (NE) d. Vail-Londin(UC)Chicago 7, DePaul 2Singles(1) T. Donahue (D) d. P. Kang (C), 4-6, 64,6-3(2) H. Lujan (C) d. M. Ulbert (D), 6-3, 6-2(3) P. Mowery (C) d. G. Hanly (D), 6-3,6-3(4) F. Cavero (C) d. R. Vilasco, 6-2, 6-2(5) M. Vail (C) d. D. Solomon (D), 64, 3-6,6-3(6) J. Dix (C) d. P. McDermott (D), 5-7, 6-1,6-2Doubles(1) Kang-Mowery (C) d. Donahue-Vilasco(D) 6-4, 64(2) Lujan-Cavero (C) d. Ulbert-Karbowski(D), 4-6, 7-5, 6-3(3) Greenwall-Solomon (D) d. Lyden-Lon-din (C), 6-4, 6-0defeatedfine defensive plays also committedcrucial errors. Otherwise the defensesboth had fine fielding days. KarenKitchen pitched her fifth completegame throwing five strikeouts (two inthe seventh inning) and giving up sixwalks.The Maroons will have another shotat Lake Forest in two weeks at the con¬ference tournament. Based on Thurs¬day’s fine performance, Maroon CoachPat Kirby is optimistic about the futuresuccess. Although Lake Forest wasvictorious in this particular game, a re¬match of such even teams may have adifferent result.The Maroons visited North Park fora doubleheader yesterday. They returntomorrow for their final home gamesof the season with a doubleheaderagainst Trinity College.Does the End ofthe Term Mean theEnd of Your HospitalInsurance Protection?Short Term Hospital plan providesfast low cost "interim'' coverage ifyou're in between jobs, or recentlygraduated.It offers a choice of 60, 90, 120,or 180 day protection. Comprehen¬sive coverage. Low rates. And thepolicy can be issued on the spot.That quick.Let me tell you the details of thisquick coverage plan.Lord & RogersInsurance Agency .4747 West Peterson Avenue Suite 400Chicago, Illinois 60646282-6900LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRYAugustona Lutheran Church5500 S. Woodlawn Ave.Tues., 5:30 p.m. — Eucharist6:00 p.m. — Pizza Supper ($2/person)/Discussion“Liturgy & Ethics”Pastor FranksennThurs., 7:30 a.m. — Morning Prayer and Breakfast Central-South America (light shirts) vs. Med 1last week PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANLacrosse club trouncedBy Tim GoodellNCAA Division III powerhouse LakeForest stopped the U of C LacrosseClub 14-4 in Lake Forest last Saturday.It was Chicago’s second loss of the sea¬son and brings the lacrosse club’s re¬cord to 2-2 on the year.Lake Forest, the toughest team Chi¬cago has ever faced, wove and drovethrough Chicago’s previously untesteddefense for nearly the entire firstquarter to put itself up 7-1 after the first15 minutes. Brad Glaser made Chica¬go’s first goal. In the second quarter,both teams settled down although Chi¬cago scored only once as Frank Connol¬ly assisted Brad Glaser to make it 10-2at the half.After halftime, Chicago playedcatch-up ball and the defense of ScottJordan, Paul Donovan, and Tim Snellmanaged to hold Lake Forest to onlyone goal for the entire third quarter.Rookie defensemen Tom Lee and JohnMaraganore also played solid defense.However, Chicago flagged only once —in the first two minutes — as BradGlaser took an assist from Billy Meeks to make it 11-3. Shooting from everypossible angle, Chicago tried to getwithin five in the fourth quarter but,again, only Brad Glaser managed toscore. The final score was 14-4.According to Glaser, Chicago’s mainweakness was “a failure to play set¬tled, confident lacrosse. We lookedmuch better in the second half becausewe forced Lake Forest to settle down.”Glaser also praised midfielder JohnSteedman’s play. Steedman won thefirst face-off of his Chicago career inthe third quarter.The U of C Lacrosse Club will returnto the Midway Saturday, Apr. 30 whenit meets the Lincoln Park LacrosseClub at 2 p.m., rain or shine.MORRY'S "C" SHOPBeginning, Monday, April 25OPEN 'TIL 1 2 MIDNIGHTFull service Until 10 p mCoffee / Donuts / Yogurt / CroissantsAvailable 1 Opm Midnight1131 E 57th St. • Reynolds ClubTheChicagoLiteraryannounces aSHORT STORYCONTEST$25 PrizeAnyone eligible except editors of Maroon, CLR,and Grey City Journal. Entries should be marked"CONTEST", accompanied by name, addressand phone ff on a separate paper. Submit entriestothe CLR editor's box, 3rd floor Ida Noyes Hall.Deadline: May 13Suggested length limit: 5-10 double-spaced typedpages. Winners and honorable mention storieswill be printed in spring CLR.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 26, 1983—13News Classified AdsRep. Braun elected asst, majority leaderAfter weeks of uncertainty and spec¬ulation, Illinois House Speaker MichaelMadigan announced the appointmentof Representative Carol MoseleyBraun (D-26) as assistant majorityleader. Braun, whose district encom¬passes Hyde Park and the South Shoreareas of Chicago, assumes the tradi¬tional black leadership post formerlyheld by Representative Taylor Poun-cey who resigned from the General As¬sembly several weeks ago.Braun, a supporter of Mayor-electHarold Washington, was chosen over¬whelmingly and recommended to theSpeaker by the fourteen-member blackcaucus in the Illinois House. She willprobably become one of the most pow¬erful spokespersons for the new city ad¬ministration in the General Assembly.A former assistant U S attorney and third-term legislator, Braun has been aforceful spokesperson for blacks andminorities. Currently, she serves asvice chair of the House Human Ser¬vices Committee, the committee whichhears legislation on most socialissues.“I am deeply honored by Mayor-electWashington’s confidence in me and Iam grateful to my colleagues in theBlack Caucus for their support,” Braunsaid. “It is a difficult time to assume aleadership post, but I accept this chal¬lenge humbly and in the conviction thatblacks in the General Assembly mustassume a more active role in the shap¬ing of the public policy of this State.With the support of the Mayor-elect,the Speaker, and the Black Caucus, Ihope to prove equal to the challenge Ihave undertaken today.”Campus FilmsThe Great Race (Blake Edwards, 1965)The Great Leslie (Tony Curtis) is aprofessional hero looking for any diffi¬cult feat to perform in the interests ofAmerican machismo. Maggie DuBois(Natalie Wood) is an enterprisingwoman reporter whom Leslie tries tohumiliate into accepting her properplace as a woman. DuBois, though,only asserts her rights and abilitiesmore and more. Leslie’s attempts athumiliation backfire. Also starringJack Lemmon as an unscrupulous pro¬fessor blessed with low cunning. Tues.,Apr. 26 at 8 p.m. Doc. $2.Exorcist II: The Heretic (John Boor¬man, 1977) In this disappointing sequelto a great film, young Regan (LindaBlair) bouts with the devil again.Through these bouts, a weak-willedpriest searches for the demon that pos¬sesses the girl. We get a fancy view ofthe modern material world through thedevil’s eye, in this film as well as a lookat Blair walking on air. Wed., Apr. 27at 8 p.m. Doc. $2.Elmer Gantry (Richard Brooks, 1960)Based on the Sinclair Lewis novel, thefilm is about an unscrupulous sales¬man (Burt Lancaster) who becomes afire-eating preacher under the tent of alady evangelist played by Jean Sim¬mons. Shirley Jones also stars as Lan¬caster’s jilted girlfriend who becomesa prostitute. Wed., Apr. 27 at 8:30 p.m.LSF. $2.The Lady Vanishes (Alfred Hitchcock,1938) In this highly-acclaimed film, ayoung Englishwoman (Margaret Lock-wood) is riding on a train going homefrom a vacation. She meets an old lady(Dame May Whitty) who befriends herwhen Lockwood is hit on the head by afalling flowerpot which, we later learn, was meant for Whitty. Iris naps on thetrain and upon awakening finds thatWhitty has mysteriously vanishedfrom the train and has been replacedby an imposter. Most of the other pas¬sengers deny ever having seen the oldlady and say that she was an illusionbrought on by Lockwood’s accidentwith the falling flowerpot. A young mu¬sician (Michael Redgrave) comes toher assistance and together theysearch for clues. Thurs., Apr. 28 at 8:30p.m. LSF. $2.The Jackal of Nahueltoro (Miguel Lit-tin, 1969) In this recreation of one ofChile’s most shocking crimes, Torres,an unemployed and illiterate peasant,gets drunk one day and kills a peasantwoman and her five children withwhom he has been living. He is eventu¬ally caught, brought to trial, and sen¬tenced to death. While in prison, helearns to read and write and is instruct¬ed in religion, history, and manualskills. Nevertheless, he is executed. Inthis film, Littin tries to reveal the so¬cial conditions that led to the murder,the sensationalistic mass media cover¬age, and the senseless system which“rehabilitates” a criminal only to exe¬cute him. Thurs., Apr. 28 at 8 p.m. Doc.$2.The Great Dictator (Charlie Chaplin,1940) This is Chaplin’s first talking pic¬ture and fine one indeed. He plays tworoles in this film: a meek Jewishbarber who has trouble shaving people,and Adenoid Hynkel (a.k.a. DerFooey), dictator of Tomania. Hynkelconspires with Benzino Napaloni, dic¬tator of Bacteria, to conquer the world.Thurs., Apr. 28 at 7:30 p.m. I-HouseTalking Pictures. $2.CalendarTUESDAYU.C. Baseball: vs. Niles 3 p.m. Stagg FieldDoc: The Great Race 8 p.m. Cobb $2Fallers Memorial Lectures: Fuad I. Khuri on“The Organization of Religiousity in Arab-Islamic Sects: A Comparative Study ofDruzes, Alawis and Ibadis.” 4 p.m. Harper103.Comm, on Virology Herpes Series: Richard J.Whitley on “Natural Infections With HerpesSimplex Virus: Pathogenesis and Epidemio¬logy" 1-2 p.m. CLSC 1117Summer Jobs Workshop: Noon Room 200Reynolds ClubRacquetball Club: 6:30 — close HCFH Courts3 + 4. Everyone welcomeAdvanced Genetics: Hewson Swift, U. of C.,on “Developmental Changes in PolyteneChromosomes" 2:00 p.m. CLSC 101T’ai Chi Classes: with Master Wu 8-10 p.m.3rd fl. INHCrossroads: Beg. Polish 5:45 p.m.; Beg. Chin¬ese 7 p.m.; Beg. Portuguese 7 p.m.; IndianDance 7:30 p.m.WEDNESDAYU.C. Softball: vs. Trinity, doubleheader. N. 3 p.m.N. fieldCourt Theatre: Loot 8 p.m. New Theatre $9, $7.50Doc: Exorcist II: The Heretic 8 p.m. Cobb $2LSF: Elmer Gantry Law Sch. Aud. 8:30 p.m. $2Crossroads: English Classes, All Levels 2 p.m.; So¬cial Hour 3:30 p.m.; Beg. German 7 p.m.; Adv.French 7 p.m.Biochem. Dept. Seminar: William Lennarz, JohnsHopkins U„ on “Topological Aspects of ProteinGlycosylation” 4 p.m. CLSC 101Advanced Genetics: James Shapiro, U. of C., on “ABacterial Genecicist’s View of Genome Reorganiza¬tion” 2:30 p.m. CLSC 101Badminton Club: 7:30-10 p.m. INH GymBALSA: Forum on Affirmative Action with CassSunstein, Asst. Prof, of Law; Gerhard Caspar,Dean- F.ripar Fppa MarahaM Fi#M Prof nt14—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 26, Education; and Harry Roberts, Prof. G.S.B.12:30-1:20 p.m. Classroom II, Law Sch.Rockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy Communion fol¬lowed by breakfast7th Annual Social Service Review: Morris Janowitzon “National Service and the Welfare-WarfareState” 4 p.m. Lobby of SSAORIENTAL INSTITUTE: Dr. George Hughes on“The Cosmetic Arts In Ancient Egypt” 8 p.m.Brested Hall. Sponsored by the Chicago Society ofthe Archaelogical Institute of America 6 p.m. Dinnercall 752-5069THURSDAYI-House Talking Pictures: The Great Dictator 7:30p.m. I-House $2 Free PopcornCollegiate Lectures in the Liberal Arts: Philip Kur¬land on “Religion and the Constitution" 8 p.m.Swift HallCourt Theatre: Loot 8 p.m. New Theatre *9. $7.50Doc: The Jackal of Nahueltoro 8 p.m. Cobb $2 Talkby Rene de Costa followsLSF: The Lady Vanishes 8:30 p.m. Law Sch. Aud.$2Comm, on Virology Herpes Series: Richard J. Whit¬ley, U. of Alabama, on “Chemotherapy of HerpesSimplx Virus Infections" 1-2 p.m. CLSC 1117Fallers Memorial Lectures: Fuad I. Khuri, Ameri¬can U. of Beirut, on "Religious Revival and Nation¬alistic Movements” 4 p.m. Harper 103Brown Bag Lectures: Bert Useern, U. of Ill. — Chi¬cago, on “A Theory of Prison Riots” 12-2 p.m.Wilder House, 5811 S. Kenwood. Sponsored by theCenter For the Study of Industrialized Societies.Physics Colloquium: Lawrence Sulak, U. of Michi¬gan, “Results from the IMB Proton Detector” 4:30p.m. Eck 133Comm, on Genetics: Kim Poffenberger on “Studiesof a Non-Inverting Mutant of Herpes Simplex TypeII” 1:16 p.m. Zoo 14Blue Gargoyle: The Empty Band, 9 p.m. $1Brent House: Episcopal Eucharist noon Bond Chap¬elNoontime Concert: Medieval Songs Of Saints andLovers. Jeremy Warburg, soprano; Howard Brown,vielle; and John Ralyea, chifonie. 12:15 GoodspeedRecital Hall, FREEU.C. 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The Maroon is not liable for any errors.SPACE,Hyde Park Studio Apts 245.00 clean quietbuilding newly decorated + carpeted stove +refrig laundry facilities 24 hour manager 5140S.Woodlawn 493 62503 bedroom condominiums for sale 55th streetand Everett. Call 357-7926 evenings 979 6091days.Student Government publishes a weekly list ofavailable housing. Call 753-3273 or come to IdaNoyes 306 MF 12-5, TTh 3-5.Deluxe Condominium in court building2bdrms. + bath. New appliances. Laundry fac.5329 S. Dorchester. $600 per mo. 538-4939.SUNNY TOWNHOUSE FOR RENT3 bedroom, 2 baths, DR/LR/FR. Central HydePark location, AvI. June 1st. $820/mo Call day.753-2974, eves: 338 7435.3br 2ba Sublet. Large, fully furnished apt inEast Hyde Park June-Sept 610/mo neg 3246383.Professors apartment. One block from campusfully furnished. Available June 10 684-1820.Available NOW—1 bedroom in 2 br coachhouse thru Oct 1, fern, preferred 57th &Woodlawn!! call 947-8420.FURN 1 bedroom co-op in fine bldg., 78th &lake, avail. May 4 for 3-4 mo. Nr. I.C., CTA, UCbuses, tennis courts, beach. Grad studentpreferred. $295. 375-7435.Looking for housing? Check InternationalHouse, for grad, students and for scholarsvisiting Chicago. 753-2270, 2280.SUMMER SUBLET: Large 2 bdrm apt. avail.June. Option to renew. $440/month, incl. heat.Call 947 9179.SUMMER SUBLET Furnished 1 bedroom,large but not expensive. Safe location, nearcampus, 1C, groceries 8. bus stop. Call 4938496, evenings best.One rm in family home share kit and bath inexchange for child care sum and fall 363-8184.FOR RENT Renovated hse. 2 adults or smallfam. mod kit, fen yd, Ray Scl, frpl, prking, 10min wlk to U/C. 665 + util, avl 6/1. 301 730 4627eves.Studios, 1 & 2 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335 % Student Discounts9:00 A.M.-4:30 P.M.Monday thru FridaySat. KMSummerJobsClean, profitablework dealing withpublic. Men &women needed.Call Larry268-29009 a.m. -5 p.m. Become p member of Delta Upsilon, a co¬operative community of 16 college women andmen. Fully furnished home 1 block from quads.Join us for a STUDY BREAK WED APR 2710:30 PM or stop by any time 5714 Woodlawn753-3444 Membership decisions before UChousing lottery.Studio 210/mo. utilities included separate kit¬chen/dinette Inquire 9-4 5514 S. Blackstone 752-2223.LOVELY 2bdrm turn summer sblt, lake/loopview $438 util incl 324-2273 Bill/Lynn evenings.Luxurious Penthouse Apt. Large Studio 600 sq.ft. Skyline & Lake view Parking avail. A/C fullcarpeting 37th fl. Much closet space, spacious& sunny. 241-7543 5050 Lake Shore Dr.SUMMER RENTAL. Waterfront cottage nearProvidence & Newport, R.l. Sleeps 4 to 8.Boating, swimming, fishing. $1500 (July &August) or $850/month, utilities, securitydeposit. Call 996 4687/2321 (days), 733 0818(evenings).Furn or unfurn room in 3 bdrm 2 bath Ig sunnyapt near store laund campus avl immed callaft 5 or early am 684 1388Free apartment in exchange for parttime bldg,mgmt. Mature indiv/couple. 684 5030 bef8:30amFour bedroom, 2 bath apt. large, bright roomssun deck, sun rm, formal dining rm. $700 ineludes heat & appliances. 684 5030 or 953 9355.Summer sublet nicely furnished two bedrm aptmid June Mid-Sept 667 4476 parking incld.Reduced rent for May 1st occ. 54th +Blackstone sparkling new everything incl ref+ stove built-in laundry, working gasfireplace. Perfect for couple, or 2 students.Call 643 7039Summer Sublet - Great location, 2 blocks fromcampus; 3 bedrooms, living room, kitchen andsunny porch. Rent: 600 everything includedavailable mid June Sept. 684 2087.Roommate wanted to share LARGE 2bdrm aptLOTS OF SPACE. Finished woodwork, frontand back porch. June 1 $220 utl. incl. grad student preferred. Janice W. 962 6847, 643 7528SPACE WANTEDStudent Govt, publishes a list of available housing. To advertise (free) call 753-3273 or come toIda Noyes 306 MF 12-5, T Th 3-5.RESPONSIBLE AND RELIABLE Swiss coupie + baby would like to housesit/rent from Ju¬ly to December or March. No pets. No cigarettes. 643-5008 mornings, evenings andweekends.Prof on sabbatical + wife looking for furnhouse/apt fall 83/fall 84 call Mrs. de Erdman670-0240days/753 0281 nights.WANTEDSubjects for Reading Study. In less than 1 hrearn $4. Phone 753 3831 AM 924 7891 PMFOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Modei Camera 1342 E 55th 493-6700.'Teargas'' mace aerosal. Send for freecatalogue. Good protection against muggersand assaults Write to: Smith, P.0 Box 17345,Chicago, IL 60617.CELLO: full sized Suzuki outfit, excellent condition. $800. 324-2144.SCM Coronamatic typewriter 150/offer 3246383Mens TEN SPEED w/lock $100. GE MobileMaid portable DISHWASHER $75. phone 95522201973 Plymouth-ugly, but runs $300 493 2970morn.Yamaha XS400 1979 6000 mi Black Must sell tobuy books $750 good cond Call 947 8268 Kevin.Silver Reed electric typewriter for sale. 3 yrs.old. Good working order. Case and cover ineluded. $140. 363 068978 Fiesta 56K mi. trt. wheel drive, Repair recs.avail. $2700363 0419evesFOR SALE. Sleeper sofa $75 Hyde Park 3241394APARTMENTSFOR RENT tGRAFF & iCHECK ! II!111617 E. 55th St. |i'T !4&6rm. | Jopts. !■ cVrrisnfdui/eOcirjfiuncy *BU8-5566Classified AdsPEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processing.Research conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communica¬tion, Department of Behavioral Sciences.Phone 962 8859. AfternoonsRIGHT HANDED SUBJECTS wanted forresearch on preception/brain functioning.$3/hr. 962-8846.Earn $500 or more each school year. FlexibleHours. Monthly payment for placing posters oncampus. Bonus based on results. Prizes awarded as well. 800-526 0883.Subjects Needed for psychology experimentson decision making. $5/1.5 hours. Call 962-6026.TEACHER Private parent-run school in HydePark with 15 kids ages 10 15, seeks experienc¬ed, creative, enthusiastic teacher to be the second teacher in the classroom. Multi-ageteaching experienced preferred; solidacademic training, elementary teaching ex¬perience required. $11000-13000. Send letter &resume by May 4 to O'Neill, 5408 UniversityChicago, II 60615"Guaranteed” weekly income mailing cir¬culars. No limit. Free supplies. Send ,25-andstamped envelope. Theodore Banks, Dept. T.,5327 S. Cornell, Chicago, III 60615Working Hyde Park party band looking fornew drummer Must be versatile in all styles.Call David. 324 0919 evenings.Wanted: Salsa, Rock, or Reggae band to playat the annual Spring DOC Party, May 7. Paynegotiable. Contact Mike at 962-1449.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955 4417.JAMES BONE, EDITOR-Typist, 363-0522.PROFESSIONAL TYPING, Reasonable 6846882Typing. Term papers theses, etc. IBM Correcting Selectric. All projects welcome. 791-1674.PROFESSIONAL EDITOR Wideexper in law,social scis, humanities, articles, journals,books. Competitive rates. Call 667 4700 ext 246days.Passport photos while you wait. On campus.Other services available. 962 6263.DINNER PARTIES Prepared and Presentedin your home Mary Kenny Hanessian Catering493 7351PROFESSIONAL TYPING. Large or smalljobs. Competitive prices. 324 5943, 667 4285.LOST AND FOUNDPlease return locker keys for Ida Noyes poolcannot be replaced without original key.SCENESYael Rom of the Techion Israel Institute ofTechnology will speak on Higher Educationand the Sephardic Student in Israel. H i I lei, 4/266:00. Dinner provided by UJA/Federation.Interested in a local Kapro Users group? Call684 3082 days or 493 5943 eveningsDoes Conrad Birdie have herpes? Come findout May 5,6,7,12,13,14! Reynolds Club.HYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Wood lawn Ave.Church School (all ages) 9:45 a.m.Worship Nursery Provided 11:00 a.m.W. Kenneth Williams, MinisterSusan Johnson, Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, Serve "What Do You Mean-Christian Science Treat¬ment?" Free lecture by Richard Howard,member of the Christian Science Board of Lec-turship 7.30-8.30 Friday, April 20 Oriental In-situte Sponsored inpart by the ChristianScience Organization of the University ofChicago.PERSONALSMichael Hill: April 27th is not just another day.It's the day you were born and another day forme to say I love you. Happy B day Sunshine,love April.S*T*A*R wants to thank all those people whosupported us.KK( American): Oedipus is watching you!THE MIKADODiscount Tickets for Lyric Opera's Mikado.May 20 8 p.m. $13.50 Order form SAO Rm. 210INH 753-3592Orders taken until 4/29.PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIOPortraits, Weddings, and Special Events arenow being booked by Hyde Park's newest portrait studio. Call and speak with Ron Milewskiat The Better Image.1344 E . 55th St. 643 6262DAWNin the South Atlantic... Suddenly a Harrier flysover and there is the sound of shells. The BritishInvasion has begun! This is "The FalklandsWar,” not some cheap quickie design, but a detailed simulation of the battle based on top levelBritish sources, including participants in the battie. Every plane, ship and troop used by both sidesare in this simulation. Also included: a large threecolor map, over 100 counters, charts, rules andplayers' notes in an attractive bookshelf box. Thefight for the wind-swept islands is on! $14.00 (III.residents please add 84c tax) plus $1 for postageand handling to CLOSE SIMULATIONS, Dept. TP.O. Box 2247. Northbrook, II. 60062.2ND -h 3RD YEARUNDERGRADUATESNEEDED!...to serve as paid subjects in CognitivePsychology experiment concerned with longterm memory 1 hour—$3.50 Call: 962-8863 or241-7281.UNIT TRAYS!Tired of all your game pieces falling out oftheir boxes? Try CLOSE SIMULATIONS UnitTrays. Hold them upside down and nothingfalls out! 3 for $6 65, plus $1 postage. (III.residents ad 40c tax) to CLOSE SIMULATIONS P.O. Box 2246, Dept P. Northbrook, II.60062.BAND AVAILABLEThe BLUE CHIPS can turn a party into anevent. Nick 684 5639 Peter 947-9332 Stu 241 6981.STEPTUTORINGHelp a child feel bright and intelligent.Volunteer to tutor elementary and high schoolstudents, spring and/or summer qtr. contactMike (eve) at 241-6394 for more information.REDLIGHTPRODUCTIONSIs available to make Your next party a SuccessDJ-ing, lights, other services available. Call241 6438 for info and other rates.COMPUTER USERS!TSO, time sharing, Fortran, stat packages, etc.on the University’s Computer are accessiblefrom your dorm or home, etc. Simply dial up thecomputer with one of our acoustic coupled ter¬minals and enter your program or data. Pricesfrom $375.00.For more information on rentals or purchasecall CAPITAL at (312) 822 0228 HOTLINEWe are here from 7pm-7am to give information, referrals and a listening ear. If you've gota problem dial 753-1777 and we'll try our best tohelp.THE YEARBOOK IS HEREThe Yearbook is here and on sale around cam¬pus for a mere $15. Buy it in the SAO office(Rm. 210 Ida Noyes Hall: checks only please.)MEDICAL BOOK SALEGreat bargains on recent medical books to besold at the Senior Class Book Sale today,tomorrow and Thursday 11 AM to 4 PM in theMedical Student Lounge, Billings Hospital,Room P 120! All books are used but many are-in excellent condition! Call 3-0057on IBX for info.GOUTEZM. Barash donnera une conference sur le vin etle fromage le jeudi 28 avril a 20h dans Tappartement de M.Honnigsblum a Woodward Ct.Pour plus, telephonez Lesa a 753-2249 #1325.organise par Les Beaux Parleurs. SGFCRELAXATION WORKSHOPLearn relaxation techniques. Useful-improvises concentration, April 30 2:30 4:30pm$5 to register call 753-3592 Ida Noyes Rm 210MAJOR ACTIVITIESBOARDMAB is a group of seven university studentschosen by the Dean of Students in the Universi¬ty, to produce major university events. Ap¬plications for membership may be obtained inIda Noyes 210. Deadline May 9.BLUEGRASSATTHE PUBHear the fine finger picking of Friedlander &Hall April 28, 10-12, immediately following theHill St. Blues. PUB membership required-only$2 available at PUB. 21 yrs & Older w/UClDpleaseMODERN DANCE CLASSTechnique & flexibility workshop April 30 1pm-2:30pm $4 to register call 755-3592 or come toIda Noyes Rm 210SUMMER SUBLET1 or 2 persons needed for perfect apt acrossfrom Fid Hse Call 947-0036 before 11pmTHE RUSSIANSARE COMING!Don't miss this year's Slavic Forum literatureconference in Swift Hall, April 29th. Keynotelecture - Katerina Clarke on ContemporarySoviet Literature.GAY? LESBIAN?The GROUP meets at 9:00 sharp at 5446 S.Kimbark every Tuesday night for fellowshipand good company. All are welcome.ARMENIAN CUSINEAn authentic cooking class-learn to make twocomplete menus taught by Armenian StudentOrg 2 classes 5/12 + 5/19 only $20 to registercome to Ida Noyes Rm 210TIME$AVERSThe Communication ProfessionalsDocument Preparation, Manuscripts,Theses, Term Papers,Word Processing & IBM Selectrics"Your Deadline Is Our Timetable"470-0231 CHINESESUMMER COURSESTen week intensive and evening courses inMandarin Chinese will be offered this summerby Cheng Yang Borchert senior lecturer inChinese. For information, please call 493-6420pmBLUEGRASSAT PUBHear the fine finger picking of Friedlander &Hall April 28, 10-12, immediately following theHill St. Blues. PUB membership required - on¬ly $2 available at PUB. 21 yrs & older w/UCIDpleaseWHY LAS VEGAS...When you can come to IHC's Monte Carlo Nite.Food, drinks, gambling, and prizes! This Fri¬day at 6 30p.m. in Ida Noyes. Just $2.00!DUSKand The Empty Band returns to the BlueGargoyle Coffeehouse for a daring assault onmusical ennui, folk, blues, rocky stuff all forone Low Price. Show at 9PM Thursday April28. Admission $1 BG at 5655 S. UnivMORRY'S "C" SHOPBeginning, Monday, April 25OPEN 'TIL 1 2 MIDNIGHTFull service Until 10 p.m.Coffee / Donuts / Yogurt / CroissantsAvailable 10 pm — Midnight1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolds Clubmarian realty,inc. •mREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400SOME PEOPLERETIRE WITHMORETHANJUSTAGOLD WATCH.AMERICAN’CANCERSOOETY*Ho* von bvt may save vour lifeThe Chicago MaroonA quaint bird, the cream colored IBX, has come to roost onour desks in Ida Noyes Hall. When addressed as 962-9555,the IBX has been known to draw attention to itself with anot unpleasant trilling. Should the IBX be out to lunch,however, we may still be reached at 753-3263 throughoutthe transition period. Be sure to bring plenty of birdseed —the IBX is always hungry, and oddly enough, David Brooksis missing....We’ve Been IBX-ed!The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 26. 1983—15TIME AFTER TIMEThe 6th Annual Spring DanceAn Evening of Dancing with the LOUIE BELLSON ORCHESTRAIDA NOYES HALL • MAY 13, 1983 • 9 P.M. • REFRESHMENTS SERVEDUC STUDENTS $9 PER PERSON . 2 TICKETS PER UC ID • ALUMNI, FACULTY,STAFF $16 PER PERSON • TICKETS AT REYNOLDS CLUB TICKET CENTER •962-7300 • SPONSORED BY UC STUDENT ACTIVITIES OFFICE