Striking Out EditorialThe web of love Our SG endorsementsThe Chicago MaroonVolume 92, No. 47 The University of Chicago The Chicago Maroon ©Copyright 1983 Tuesday, April 19, 1983University kicks off campaign for arts and sciencesBy Jeff TaylorAs part of its “Toward the Cen¬tennial” program of fundraising,the University of Chicago Satur¬day initiated a campaign to raise$150 million in the next five yearsfor graduate and undergraduateeducation in the arts andsciences.More than $30 million has al¬ready been raised for the Cam¬paign for Arts and Sciences, in¬cluding one anonymous gift of $3million and several of $1 million ormore. Sources of the gifts are cor¬porations, private foundations andindividuals.The “Toward the Centennial”program is designed to raise $400million in the next five years, do¬uble the amount the Universitywould normally expect to securefrom private resources.“The University of Chicago re¬quires this assistance to maintainthe independence and integritythat have been its hallmarks sinceits founding in 1891,” said Robert0. Anderson, campaign chairmanand chairman of the Atlantic Rich¬field Company.“We mean to go beyond ‘busi¬ness as usual’ and to recreate theUniversity and its role for the fu¬ture,” said University PresidentHanna Gray. “The arts andsciences at the University of Chi¬cago exemplify the essential coreof the institution — its health andvigor, its aspiration to provide thefinest education and the best envi¬ronment for creative research andscholarship to be found any¬where.”Vice President for DevelopmentWilliam Haden said he expects in¬dividuals to contribut about $95million of the campaign’s total,with corporations and privatefoundations donating approxi¬mately $15 million each. The re¬maining $25 million, designated“unrestricted annual support,”will consist of gifts from alumni.Haden said a group of 55,000 alum¬ni “will all be given the opportuni¬ty” to make a contribution.“Many companies in the Chica¬go area are interested in workthat’s being done here in the Physi¬cal Sciences, Economics and otherareas,” he continued. “My job is toBy Cliff GrammichCardinal Joseph Bernardin,archbishop of Chicago, visited theUniversity of Chicago Sunday, andspoke on the role of the Catholiccommunity here in a Sundaymorning Mass. In a Sunday after¬noon lecture at Rockefeller Chap¬el, Bernardin spoke on the need forsocial healing after the racially di¬visive mayoral election, and theefforts he and the members of thead hoc Committee on War andPeace of the National Council ofCatholic Bishops are making indrafting their pastoral letter.Bernardin addressed the Catho¬lic community during his morningMass at Rockefeller Chapel. In his match up the needs of prospectivedonors with those of the institu¬tion.”Allocation of funds within the an¬ticipated $150 million total are:faculty support, $25 million; stu¬dent aid, $20 million; undergradu¬ate education and student life, $15million; graduate education, $5million; interdisciplinary studies,$10 million; library, $10 million;Biological Sciences Graduate Divi¬sion, $10 million; PhysicalSciences Graduate Division, $10million; Humanities Graduate Di¬vision, $5 million; Social SciencesGraduate Division, $5 million;unrestricted endowment, $10 mil¬lion; and unrestricted annual sup¬port, $25 million.“Endowed support of a distin¬guished faculty is the top goal ofthe campaign,” said Edwin A.Bergman, chairman of the Univer¬sity’s Board of Trustees. “Facultysalaries must be given first consi¬deration when hard choices aremade among competing priori¬ties.”Bergman said although Chica¬go’s faculty salaries are competi¬tive and have improved steadily,the endowment funds supportingthem are smaller than those atseveral other institutions in itsrank.The $15 million sought for under¬graduate education and studentlife will be used for three particu¬lar aims: enhancement of the resi¬dence system, improvement of fa¬cilities, and provision of resourcesfor undergraduate faculty. Fundshave been earmarked for renova¬tion of Ida Noyes Hall.Asked whether any campaignfunds would be used to attract newfaculty to the University, Hadensaid “there will be some areasmarked for selective improve¬ment,” but decisions about theseareas will be made by Gray andothers.“We don’t make any academicdecisions,” Haden added, “thesedecisions are made by the faculty,the provost and the president.”The campaign will be run by ateam of staff members and volun¬teers, headed by Chairman Ander¬son. Other leaders of the campaignare B. Kenneth West, president ofhomily, Bernardin noted that hisvisit to the University was duringthe Easter season, which he saidmarks a recommittment to Catho¬lic heritage by the faithful. Henoted that one of the Scripturereadings for the day’s liturgy(John 21: 1-14), marked a recom¬mittment by Christ’s followers tofollow the teachings of Jesus afterthe Resurrection. Praising theCatholic community here for beinga witness that faith and knowledgeare not necessarily contradictory,the Cardinal challenged the Catho¬lic community to match the “un¬paralleled conviction” of the fol¬lowers of Christ after theResurrection. Harris Bankcorp, Inc., who willserve as major gifts committeechairman, and Richard M. Mor¬row, president of Standard OilCompany, who will chair the cor¬porate gifts committee.President Gray noted that $16.7million has been allocated forscholarships and fellowships in thecurrent academic year. “We aredetermined to continue the policyunder which no qualified under¬graduate student is deprived of ad¬mission for financial reasons,” shesaid, and we will continue to do ourbest to assure graduate students ofCandidates vying for StudentGovernment Executive Commit¬tee positions include members ofthe FAVOR slate, the STAR slate,and a number of independents.FAVOR — Favor an Active Voiceand Organized Representation —is headed by Joe Walsh, candidatefor president, and is made up offive students all of whom have heldSG positions this year. The STARslate — Striving To Achieve Re¬form — is headed by Steve Levi¬tan, a graduate student, and otherswho are mostly new to SG. Theypromise to bring in more newfaces to the Assembly, especiallyPHOTOS BY ARA JELALIANSteve LevitanIn his afternoon lecture, the Car¬dinal called for a social healing ofthe city after the racially divisivemayoral election, and challengedChicagoans to examine their con¬sciences to eradicate racism. Henoted that racial considerationswere a major factor in the consi¬derations of many in choosingmayoral candidates, and this wasnot just. Speaking on the upcomingpastoral letter on nuclear wea¬ponry, the Cardinal noted that theletter represents the efforts by themembers of the committee to bestpresent the understanding ofChristian teachings as relevant tothe subject. the funds they need through fellow¬ships, scholarships, loans, andother forms of assistance. We arecommitted to seeking the best stu¬dents available.”She also noted that “costs arerising, shifting patterns of govern¬ment and private support havecaused a decline in outside studentaid resources, and the competitionfor top students is increasing.”Funds sought in the category ofinterdisciplinary research will bedirected to several centers, includ¬ing the Oriental Institute, the Di¬vinity School, the Committee ongraduate students, and to have allAssembly positions filled.The following are summaries ofthe candidates’ platforms, experi¬ence, and ideas for the offices theyseek, based on meetings with theeditorial staff of the Maroon.PRESIDENTThe race for SG President fea¬tures a contest between a candi¬date favoring an improvement ona presently-existing sound struc¬ture, and a candidate who believesthat wider participation is neededto save student government.Joe Walsh, currently serving asSG vice-president, seeks to im¬prove on an existing structure.Walsh, a third year student in theCollege, brings a variety of qualifi¬cations to the job. In addition tobeing SG vice-president, he hasserved as a Shoreland SG repre¬sentative, the chairman of the stu¬dent services committee, coordin¬ator of the AAUS conference, amember of the President’s adviso¬ry committee, and as a member ofthe Dean’s student’s advisorycommittee.Walsh believes that his experi¬ence as SG vice-president hasgiven him a good idea of how tohandle the SG Presidency. Henoted that as vice-president his jobwas to facilitate the president’sjob, and as such, he knows how tohandle the job. As SG president,W’alsh would hope to use SG as aforum for campus issues. He be¬lieves that he would be able to dothis due to his extensive contactwith members of the student bodyand his contacts with the adminis¬tration. Walsh heads the FAVORticket, and he hopes to institute theproposals which FAVOR has pro¬posed as president.Steve Levitan, a first-year busi¬ness school student, hopes to usehis STAR ticket to bring wider re¬presentation to members of thecampus as president. Levitan, agraduate of Dartmouth, bringsmuch experience from there toChicago. At Dartmouth, Levitanserved as the activities chairmanof his fraternity, in addition tobeing a member of his class coun¬cil. Levitan also served as theyearbook editor at Dartmouth. AtChicago, Levitan has served asbusiness school representative toSG, in addition to being the busi¬ness manager of the business Public Policy Studies, and Areaand Civilization Studies.The unrestricted endowmentgoal of $10 million seeks to give theUniversity flexibility in all areasof operation.Haden said a $35 million cam¬paign to benefit the Medical Schoolhas raised $30 million to date, andis nearing completion. Campaignswill soon be initiated for the Grad¬uate School of Business and LawSchool, each seeking to raise“about 20 million,” he said.positionsschool newspaper, Chicago Busi¬ness.As president, Levitan sees hisjob as one of “initiation, facilita¬tion, and implementation.” Levi-Joe Walshtan would try to initiate new ideasin leading the Assembly. Levitan'sfacilitation would have the presi¬dent insuring wider representationfor the whole student body in theUniversity. STAR has slated can¬didates for every available officeto meet this end. Levitan would seethe implementation role of his jobas one involving an ability to ad¬dress the administration and thestudents by speaking for the wholestudent body w ith wider represen¬tation. Levitan would also rely onhis vice-president to help him cor¬rect areas of policy in which hemay be wrong.VICE-PRESIDENTMichael Aronson, a second-yeartransfer student from Boston Uni¬versity, represents the indepen¬dent competition. At Chicago,Aronson has served in many capa¬cities in student life, including IHCvice-president. As IHC vice-presi¬dent, Aronson said that he institut¬ed reform in that council by threa¬tening disbandment. He said thereforms should improve the effi¬ciency of IHC. Aronson was alsoinstrumental in organizing theContinued on page 11Bernardin calls for social healingTwo slates vie for SGHillel Presentsa lecture on HYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Woodlawn Ave.Church School (all ages) 9:45 a.m.Worship Nursery Provided 11:00 a.m.W. Kenneth Williams, MinisterSusan Johnson, Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, ServeSALE DATESAPRIL 20 -23GOV'T INSPECTED . 4 "90%CENTER CUT | fJJPORK CHOPS I »6 OZ. CUPSYOPLAIT O /IQcYOGURT 4/ /*T2 LB. CAN GROUNDFOLGER’S 099COFFEEUr,pe QQcLEMONS da.U.S.D.A. CHOICESHORT RIB 149OR BEEFI .CERTI-SAVER16 OZ CARNATIONSCOFFEE 139MATE I12 OZ. FROZENTROPICANA QCcORANGE lUICEuw5 LB BAGRUBY-RED QQcGRAPEFRUIT DuFARMLAND 4 ROsliced I ggBACONI *5 LB. 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The issue isof accessibility for the handicapped,prompted by the admittance of Jeff Ellis, awheelchair bound student, to SSA and therefusal of the Administration to fund an ele¬vator in the east wing which would increaseaccessibility at SSA.The decision to picket the AdministrationBuilding and seek wider community in¬volvement comes after six months of effortby SSA’s Ad Hoc Committee on Handi¬capped Access to negotiate with the vicepresident for finance and business, the affir¬mative action officer, and U of C lawyers.During this time various changes have beenmade at the SSA Building which gives limit¬ed access to the handicapped.Much of the U of C campus is access-limit¬ed for the disabled and students on the SSAcommittee believe that while their first pri¬ority is the SSA elevator, it is time that theUniversity Administration make clear itsintentions regarding the future of ‘accessi¬bility’ at the U of C.Panel discussionon Chicago’s futureThe Hyde Park Jewish Community Centerwill hold a panel discussion concerning“Chicago’s Future After The Mayoral Elec¬tion” Thursday, Apr. 21, at the HYPJCC,1100 E. Hyde Park Blvd. at 8 p.m.Andrew Patner, assistant editor of Chica¬go magazine will moderate the panel. Thedistinguished panelists will be ElizabethHollander, executive director of the Metro¬politan Housing and Planning Council; GaryOrfield, professor of Political Science, Edu¬ cation and Public Policy Studies at the Uni¬versity of Chicago; and Jane Ramsey, exec¬utive director of the Jewish Council onUrban Affairs.Reservations are requested by Apr. 19.For more information, please contact Ro¬berta Siegel at 268-4600.Talk on Palestinianpolitical prisonersJim Fennerty will speak on the status ofPalestinian political prisoners in Israel thisafternoon at 4 p.m. in Reynolds Club NorthLounge. A film, The Black Papers, docu¬mentary featuring interviews with Palestin¬ian ex-prisoners, will be shown. The presen¬tation is part of an international week ofsolidarity with Palestinian political prison¬ers, and is sponsored by the November 29thCoalition. Fennerty, a member of the Chica¬go Lawyers Guild, has recently returnedfrom Israel, where he was part of a delega¬tion sent to investigate and report on thecondition of Palestinian political prisonersand detainees in Israeli jails.Jewish phon-a-thonThe Jewish United Fund-United JewishAppeal is kicking off its 1983 student cam¬paign with a phone-a-thon tonight, tomor¬row, and Thursday, from 6 to 10 p.m. atSack’s Realty Co., Inc., 1459 E. Hyde ParkBlvd. Dinner will be provided.For more information about the phone-a-thon, call Rebecca Koblick at 288-8032; formore information about the campaign as awhole, call David Blaszkowsky at 753-3774.Stop smoking programThe Behavioral Medicine Clinic of theUniversity of Chicago will be conducting asmoking cessation program this spring.This will be a behaviorally oriented, groupsupport treatment program open to anyonewanting to stop smoking. 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Sessions will be held Wednesdaysfrom 5 to 6:30 p.m. in the Billings Hospital.Those interested in participating shouldcontact Dr. Paul Camic (962-1551) or Dr.Harriet de Wit (962-1537) for an appoint¬ment.PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANHyde Park Community HospitalCommunity hospitalchanges its nameThe Board of Directors of Illinois CentralCommunity Hospital voted to change thename of the hospital, effective immediate¬ly, to Hyde Park Community Hospital, fol¬lowing a $10 million addition and moderni¬zation project now nearing completion.The Board believed the name Hyde ParkCommunity Hospital more accurately re¬flects the hospital's renewed commitmentand stature as an important provider ofhealth care to the Hyde Park/Kenwoodcommunity. The hospital is located at 58thSt. and Stony Island Ave.In addition to its new name, the hospitalhas added two new services: PromptCareEmergency Center, a new drive-up, 24-hourfacility, located on the south end of the hos¬pital, will be able to treat all types of condi¬tions, whether major, minor, or ambala-tory, which require prompt emergency-treatment. The hospital also is now affiliat¬ed with New Day Centers, a national provider of substance abuse services. New Day Centers offer a total program of treatmentand counseling designed to help substanceabuse patients and their families. A reno¬vated 19-bed unit is now open to providetreatment for alcoholism and related prob¬lems in the Hyde Park/Kenwood area.‘Explainers' neededVolunteers are being sought by the Muse¬um of Science and Industry to act as “ex¬plainers” during the June 1-Oct. 2 showingof the “China: 7,000 Years of Discovery Ex¬hibit,” which is coming from the ChinaScience and Technology Museum in Beijing.This is the exhibit’s first United Statesshowing. Along with the more than 500 ar¬tifacts a number of Chinese artisans willgive live demonstrations of batik, dough fig¬ure dollmaking, embroidery, clay model¬ing, papermaking, wood block printing, andmore.The “explainers” will help the public tobetter understand the live demonstrations,as well as enhance the exhibition with“hands-on” presentations. They will beasked to donate four hours per week onweekdays or four hours on alternatingweekends. Training sessions begin on May 7and 12, and a minimum of four sessions(nine hours; is required.Applications are available at the Museumof Science and Industry or can be obtainedby phoning Kitty Pfutzenreuter, volunteercoordinator, 1684-1414, extension 422. Volun¬teers must be at least 18 years old and ingood health, and bilingual ability is consi¬dered helpful.Talk on the life andpolitics of West BankJonathan Kuttab, a Palestinian lawyer,will speak on life and politics on the WestBank tomorrow at 8 p.m. in Social Sciences122. Kuttab is co-author of The Rule of Lawin the West Bank. His visit is co-sponsoredby the American Friends’ Service Commit¬tee and the Center for Middle East Studies.The Tenth Nora and Edward Ryerson LectureGeorge J. Stigler"Laissez faire 1'etat"Wednesday, April 20, 1983, 5:00 p.m.The Glen A. 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E3BEED tln< **3 1 C'uwvaor4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 19, 1983Striking Out/David BrooksKiss, kiss, munch, munchI guess I can make a confession to you. Ihave an intense fear of any woman who is inthe slightest way attracted to me. That’swhy I came to school here; I knew the situa¬tion would never arise.It all started in one of my previous lives,when I was a Black Widow. I was graduat¬ing from law school and I thought it wasabout time I settled down and found a wife.Swinging was fine in school, but whenyou’re in the real world you realize that youjust can’t go chasing after every four pairsof legs that pass on by.It was at this point I met Judy. I was walk¬ing down the street in Calcutta and I noticeda large, voluptuous spider which thick blackbristles crawling in front of me. I caught upto her and gazed into her eyes. I knew thenthat I was a one-woman spider. We used todrive out to the country for picnics. We’dwatch the tick wrestling matches, poison afew rodents and then munch on them in afield of clover as the sun set behind themountains in the west. We were marriedone beautiful afternoon in May.I’d reserved the bridal suite at the RitzCalcutta, and being a virgin, I was kind ofanxious to get started. When we were aloneI took her in my legs and joined my lips toher’s in a long, passionate kiss. The momentwas sheer bliss, but still, I trembled a littlewith uncertainty.“Is this your first time?” she said, sens¬ing my nervousness.I allowed that it was.“To be honest, I’ve done it many times be¬fore. Don’t worry, you’ll do just fine. Firstwe’ll do a little massaging, then a little fon¬dling, then we’ll mate and then I’ll eatyou.”“That sounds great, but I thought oral sexwas traditionally part of foreplay.”“You misunderstand. When I say I’mgoing to eat you, that’s exactly what Imean.”“What?!”“Oh, Christ! Didn’t your mother ever tellyou about the birds and the bees? FemaleBlack Widows always eat their men aftermating.”I disengaged from her embrace, mademyself a gin and tonic and swallowed it in agulp. I was beginning to understand why sofew Black Widows made it in the gigalobusiness.“So do you want to get started?,” sheasked.“Judy, I have a confession to make. I’mgay.”“No you’re not. You’ve always dislikedgays. You told me you didn’t understandhow anybody could be gay.”“Well now that I’m learning about womenI’m beginning to appreciate the charms ofhomosexuality. I’d always wondered whythey lived longer. I thought maybe it wasbecause they work out.”Judy wasn’t fooled. She lifted a few of herirresistable legs and I found myself rushing at her body. We clasped and pawed at eachother for several minutes and felt our de¬sires rising to a fever pitch. Suddenly, Istopped cold. “What the hell am I doing?You’re going to eat me at my moment ofgreatest pleasure!”“But what a way to go,” she gasped.I disengaged again, fixed myself anotherdrink, swallowed it and looked at the clock,“Gosh! Is it 6:30 already? I completely for¬got my Rotary meeting. And I’m respons¬ible for the donuts! Sorry honey, got to go.”I made a dash for the door but I tripped overthe carpet and she beat me to it.“You can’t run out on your wife on yourwedding night. What’ll people think? Don’tyou find me desirable?”“Of course I do, honey. I don’t want tohurt your feelings. I know it’s not your faultyou’re going to eat me, and I’d love to gothrough with this thing; it being a primor-dual ritual not to mention an oddity of na¬ture. It's just that I feel my dentures slip¬ping and I’d like to run to the store to pick upsome Polygrip.”“I don’t care if your dentures slip.”“Oh sweetheart, you’re so tolerant. Actu¬ally, I’m afraid I have a social disease and Idon’t want to infect you.”“Spiders don’t get social diseses. Wepractically are social diseases. I’m afraidyou don’t like me.” Now I had hurt her feel¬ings. She was crying.“Of course I like you, I love you. It’s justthat I don’t think I’ll be able to respect youin the morning. In fact, I don’t think I’ll beable to do much of anything in the morn¬ing....You see, I don’t think we could have alasting relationship if we rushed into thismating thing. And there’s nothing I hateworse than a one night stand ...And whatabout the kids? What is David Jr. going tothink of you knowing that you ate hisdaddy? It would ruin half of his OedipusComplex. I’m willing to suffer through a fewdecades of celibacy while we think thisthing out. After all, sex is over in a few min¬utes, but celibacy is something that lasts alifetime.”As per my suggestion, we sat and talkedabout it on into the night. Strangely enough,however, I was finding the whole idea moreattractive as time went on. Having sex be¬come synonomous with death is not withoutits metaphysical implications. And therewas something about making love withdeath which I found very arousing.Finally, it was the whole idea that I wasliving a metaphor that changed my mind.Where would the world be if Prometheushad decided not to teach men about fire or ifSisyphus had decided to forget all about hisrock? I realized that literature would be allthe poorer if I copped out and avoided mysexual suicide. It was clearly my destiny togo out with a bang.And in the end, it wasn’t that difficult.You know things like that just come andgo- c%Department^^iusk\>‘v' ' presents fThursday, April 21 — Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallEllen Harris, soprano and Bruce Tammen, baritone.Accompanied by Robert Morgan.Schumann duets.Admission is FREE.nAjxorwng 'ZwntsFriday, April 22 — Contemporary Chamber Players8:00 p.m., Mandel HallRalph Shapey, music director; Cosponsored by FrommMusic FoundationSchuller: Sonata Serenata (1978); Schwantner: Musicof Amber (1981); Webern: Concerto Op.24 (1934)and Kantata I, Op.29 (1939) with Elsa Charlston,soprano and members of the Rockefeller ChapelChoir.Tickets are free and are available at the Department ofMusic Concert Office. Goodspeed Hall 310 5845S. Ellis Ave., 60637. \Us\yimrIIME 11 111 IIHi-The 6th Annuol Spring DoneeAn Evening ofDancing WithTheLouie BellsonOrchestraIDA NOYES HALLMAY 10, 1980 • 9 PM- Refreshments Served -UC Students $9 per person2 tickets per UCIDAlumni, faculty, staff $ 16/personTICKETS AT REYNOLDS CLUBTICKET CENTER • 962-7300 Sponsored byTHE STUDENTACTIVITIESOFFICEThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 19, 1983—5EditorialsOur SG election endorsementsIn recent years, Student Government (SG) has played a crucial role in im¬proving student life on campus. Besides allocating about $70,000 to student clubsand activities, SG has been responsible for programs such as the Round Tablediscussions, 24-hour Harper Library during exam week, and the now-defunctbus service to the North Side.This year, a number of students are running for SG positions who have showncommitment to improving SG and campus life. In order to continue the upwardtrend of SG, University students owe it to themselves to vote in the electionsbeing held today and tomorrow.The Maroon has held interviews and examined the records of all of the stu¬dents running for the important executive council positions. The following areour endorsements.For President: Joe WalshWe support Joe Walsh for president because of his admirable record in Stu¬dent Govemnment. Serving as vice-president this year, Walsh was instrumentalin getting the national AAUS conference here on campus this quarter. Much ofSG’s productive work this year has been done through the various committeesand this is due in part to Walsh’s ability to coordinate these committees.Witih three years’ experience on SG, Walsh is knowledgeable about what Stu¬dent Government can do and what is required of the president. In addition to hisSG involvement, Walsh sits on several University advisory committees includ¬ing the President’s. He is well acquainted with the administration officials, anasset which is critical to an effective Student Government.Walsh is certainly not a wave maker, but under his administration SG wouldcontinue to run smoothly and to provide services that help improve studentlife. For Vice-President: Timothy WongTwo candidates impress us here. Tim Wong has shown his dedication andhard work through his position as Ex-Libris Governing Committee chair. Healso helped coordinate the AAUS conference earlier this quarter. Wong is reli¬able, and competent and would help SG run smoothly next year. W’ong may notbe innovative but whatever the task at hand, he is most likely to get the job donewell.The other candidate that impresses us is Michael Aronson. Unlike Wong,Aronson is a wave maker who is sure to bring some fire and reform into StudentGovernment. Almost single-handedly, Aronson rejuvenated the Model UN clubon campus and he initiated significant reform in the Inter-House Council, albeitin conventional manner. As vice-president, Aronson could act as a trouble¬shooter ensuring that SG doesn’t just fall into a rut of inactivity. Aronson’sverve, however, could be dangerous. His method of instituting reform in IHCwas embarassing to the organization and a similar action in SG could severelyhurt its image.For Finance Committee Chair: Jon RadkeBy far this is the most interesting race this week. All four candidates for Fi¬nance Committee chair have at least one invaluable asset going for them and allof them have considerable experience with Student Government.Larry Heller, chair of the University Services committee, has worked exten¬sively on a variety of SG projects including the 24-hour Harper Library, and theC-shop. His experience with the breadth of SG activities would certainly be abenefit to the Finance Committee.Rick Szesny would bring three years of Finance Committee experience to thejob. He is the most knowledgeable about the workings of the committee andcertainly would need no training for the chairmanship, something which theLOOT"Entertaining as hell..Nut to be missed hv loversof literate comedi-- RhADi R“Hilarious tievei amerrv linie blaek romedvTR1RI MNow - May 1Wednesday - Saturday, 8:00Sunday, 2:30 & 7:30753-4472Visa/MC/AmexDining DistouMs *itn Matin'»'s Westaurant. Si itic Students mis* s 1 \H‘d Thu' Sun * tr< ' Student bustCOURT/^THEATREUniversity of Chicago 5535 S. Ellis Avenue other candidates could not claim. Unfortunately, though, in the past there hasbeen some friction between Szesny and some of the groups during his tenure onthe Finance Committee and this could prove detrimental to student groups.Jeff Wolf, we feel, has the best ideas for overcoming some of the major prob¬lems that have arisen in the past with respect to the Finance Committee. Wesupport Wolf’s belief that the Finance Committee’s powers should be lessenedby I) changing the rule which requires a two-thirds majority of the SG Assemblyto override a Finance Committee decision, and 2) removing the committee’sability to dictate exactly how each group can spend their allocations. We arealso impressed with his ideas on providing matching funds to groups.Despite the strong candidacies of each of these students, we think Jon Radkewould be the best Finance Committee chair in the long run. Through his work onthe Academic Affairs Committee over the past two years, Radke has demon¬strated his competence, resourcefulness, commitment, and sound judgment. Heplayed the key role in procuring funds for the 24-hour Harper Library and hiswork on the second session of the Open University has helped make that a regu¬lar institution here. Radke has worked well with others and he should relate wellwith the student groups. He is well respected by his colleagues in SG and hewould bring more tact and grace to the sometimes scandalous Finance Commit¬tee.While Radke lacks Finance Committee experience, his sound judgment, cour¬teous manner and proven SG record make him our choice for Finance Commit¬tee chair.For Treasurer: Christina GomezThere are two fine candidates running for treasurer this year. As manager ofthe Lower Wallace soda service, Leslie Basel has increased consideraly the pro¬fitability of the service to help make her house one of the wealthiest on campus.We think her experience there would be a great asset to the bookkeeping natureof the treasurer’s job.However, the treasurer’s responsibilities go beyond bookkeeping. The trea¬surer is also a member of the executive council and of the finance committee,two of the most important SG committees. In this respect, Chris Gomez is thebest candidate. As chairperson of the ad hoc Minorities Affairs Committee andas an active participant in the AAUS conference, Gomez has demonstrated herability to work well with others both within and outside of SG. In addition, herwork as student treasurer in Chicago’s Lane Tech high school gives her knowl¬edge of finances and bookkeeping.For Secretary: Chris HillNo office has as qualified a field of candidates as the position of secretary doesthis year, which is almost unfortunate considering the rather undemanding na¬ture of the job. Both candidates, Chris Hill and Joan Spoerl, are young but expe¬rienced in SG affairs and both show much potential for SG leadership in thefuture. In fact, we would prefer to see either of these two candidates chairing SGcommittees where much of SG’s work has been done recently. Whoever losesthis race should be considered for a committee chair.Considering only the position of secretary, however, we give the edge to Hill.As freshman representative this year, he coordinated the winter quarter RoundTable discussion and organized a survey of the freshman class. Hill is also one ofthe persons organizing the petition drive to keep the Social Sciences part ofHuman Being and Citizen course.We feel Hill’s drive and initiation would add much to the position of secretary,which besides being a member of the executive council is an important potentiallink between Student Government and the student body.THE SECOND BOOK EVERYJ.AP. IS ENTITLED TO.“More is morer An ouersize Plume paperback from the publishers of THEOFFICIAL dAP. HANDBOOK. Now you can Hue the dAP. American Dream.Buy this book-Daddy will be happy to pay for it. After all, you re entitled@ PLUME $535 Qgm6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 19, 1983LettersKK for Walsh, WongTo the editor:This past year, Student Government hasstarted to rebuild its credibility. For thefirst time in many years, it has been freefrom scandal, and the University has wit¬nessed a turbulent, rather ineffectual orga¬nization slowly transform into a stable, ef¬fective group. Of course, SG still has a wayto go before reaching its potential, but thispast year is proof that with sincere effort,SG can be molded into a positive force.In this election, there are many capablepeople running for executive positions. How¬ever, there are certain individuals whostand out — individuals who have partici¬pated in SG this past year and who have wellproven their dedication and dependability.For SG President, I whole-heartedly en¬dorse Joe Walsh. He has been involved in SGfor the past three years, first as a dorm rep¬resentative and currently as the Vice-Presi¬dent. His major projects this year includechairing the Election and Rules Committee,forming the 7-11 Express, and successfullyorganizing the American Association of Uni¬versity Students National Conference. Be¬sides being an extremely hard worker, he isan open-minded individual who will activelysolicit the opinions of the student body; JoeWalsh’s diligence and sincerity makes himan excellent candidate for President.For similar reasons, Tim Wong will makean outstanding Vice-President. This year,he served on the SFA Court, chaired the Ex-Libris Committee, managed the ShorelandCoffee Shop, and was a U of C delegate to theAAUS Student Conference. With his impecc¬able organizational skills, his concern, andhis effort, Tim will serve the Universitywell.For the position of Secretary, Joan Spoerlis highly qualified. She is currently an ac¬tive member of the Election and Rules Com¬mittee, the AAUS Committee, and Circle KService Club; last quarter, she received theMorton-Murphy Award which attested toher outstanding contribution to student groups. Joan is a conscientious, dynamicperson who will be a valuable addition to theSG Executive Council.Finally, for the Finance Committee Chair,I endorse Jeff Wolf. Besides being the SGTreasurer, he is a member of the FinanceCommittee, and the Chairman of the Stu¬dent Services Committee. Jeff’s experiencewith budgetary matters and his ability towork well with others makes him highlysuitable for the position.I urge students to seriously consider thesefour candidates. Their experience and dedi¬cation are undeniable. They have served theUniversity well thus far and will continue todo so. Keungsuk KimSG SecretaryCassanos for SzesnyTo the editor:The position of Finance Chair requires athorough familiarity with the needs of stu¬dent groups, an understanding of their lead¬ers, a strong background in programmingand the ability to direct the inquiries and ar¬guments of seven voting committeemembers. That’s a pretty tall order. It takesexperience, dedication and maturity. In histhree years on the committee, Rick Szesnyhas proven all of the above.This Finance Committee boasts of an ex¬tremely smooth year: there have been nomajor controversies, we’ve supported tradi¬tional groups and projects, have even in¬creased the number and types of organiza¬tions funded, and are amazingly enoughoperating in the black. In this day and age,expanding government programs without adeficit is something to boggle at, and muchof the credit must go to Rick Szesny.Rick’s invaluable experience and his com¬mand of the facts have guided many of theCommittee’s deliberations. He possesses arare combination of abilities which allowhim to cut to the heart of an issue withoutlosing perspective on larger questions.While Rick demonstrates active concern forstudent groups (he misses few events), heremains impartial when considering theirbudgets. Above all, these talents command re¬spect. As qualified or well intentioned asany candidate may be, it’s meaningless ifthey can’t guide the committee. Leadershiphinges on elusive traits and the one mostwidely agreed upon is knowledge. Rick com¬mands three years worth of Finance Com¬mittee lore. He, better than anyone, will beable to direct the committee with a clean vi¬sion of where it should be headed.Today and tomorrow, new Student Gov¬ernment officers will be chosen. While elec¬tions provide an amusing diversion, mosteveryone agrees that they have little impacton student life. Unfortunately recent historyhas shown this to be all too true. Perhapsthis indicates the need for serious reconsi¬deration of the role and future of StudentGovernment. It was created to representand promote students’ interests, yet it hasremained silent and inactive. If studentsdon’t have something to say about federalloan policies, cuts in student aid, or ques¬tions of the college structure, then SG hasbeen reflecting their concerns well. The U ofC students I know, however, tend to be any¬thing but unopinionated. Instead they tendto be well-informed and interested in theissues affecting them and it’s time they de¬mand that their officers represent them. Ihope we all keep this in mind, not just whenwe cast our votes, but over the course of thenext year. Liz CassanosFinance Committee ChairGallagher for RadkeTo the editor:The Finance Committee Chair serves acrucial role in improving campus life. Theposition requires a person who understandsthe problems and considerations involved inestablishing and organizing campus activi¬ties. Jon Radke’s devotion and many contri¬butions to the Academic Affairs Committeemakes him most qualified to serve as Fi¬nance Committee Chair. His work hasgreatly added to the quality of student lifethrough such programs as the Open Univer¬sity, the Round Table, and the all-night li¬brary. He understands the needs of a campus organization and would best be ableto make fair decisions about financinggroup activities.Besides his valuable experience as a com¬mittee worker, Jon has the ability and sensi¬tivity to get along well with others. Such aquality is most necessary to the FinanceCommittee Chair who must be able to main¬tain stable relations with the variety ofcampus groups. Having worked with Jon, Iam certain that his good-natured and cour¬teous manner would be of great value in theoperations of the Finance CommitteeSuch personal qualities coupled with Jon’sactive role in campus activities make himthe best choice for the position of SG Fi¬nance Chairman. I urge you to give himyour support in this week’s election.Susan GallagherChairperson, Academic Affairs CommitteeNii supports WolfTo the editor:Jeff Wolf has proven in the past to be a re¬sponsible and active member of StudentGovernment. As Student Government trea¬surer, Wolf has assisted the Asian StudentsAssociation as well as many other studentgroups on campus in their dealings with theFinance Committee. Wolf recognizes theneed for reform of Finance Committee poli¬cies and has suggested certain changes.Presently, a 2/3 vote of the Student Govern¬ment assembly is required in order to over¬ride an unpopular Finance Committee deci¬sion. No finance committee proposal hasever been over-ridden. Wolf wishes tochange this by allowing a simple majorityvote of the assembly to override a FinanceCommittee decision. Also as chairman ofthe Finance Committee, Wolf will see to itthat student interest groups have greatercontrol over their funds.For the above reasons I pledge my fullsupport to Jeff Wolf and heartily endorsehim for the office of Finance CommitteeChairman.Jeffrey C. Nii PresidentAsian Students OrgaizationThe University of Chicago THE LLOYD A. FALLERS MEMORIAL LECTURESAlumni Associationpresents Co-Sponsoredby theLIFE AFTER GRADUATION: Departments of Sociology and Polital Science& The Center for Middle Eastern StudiesCommunications and the Media THE SOCIOLOGY OF ISLAMIC SECTSan informal discussion of careers incommunications for interested students byFaudl. Khuri,American University of BeirutGUESTSRonald DorfmanEditor, The QuillSociety of Professional JournalistsSherry GoodmanSpecial Assistant to the President for 50th AnniversaryMuseum of Science and Industry Thursday, April 21: Religion and Sect in Islam:A System of IdeologicalStratification.Tuesday, April 26: The Organization of Religiosityin Arabo-Islamic Sects: AComparative Study of Druzes,Alawis and Ibadis.James YuengerDirector, News and InformationUniversity of Chicago Thursday, April 28: Religious Revival andNationalistic Movements.12 noon, Wednesday, April 20, 1983 The Lectures will be held in Harper 103 at 4 PM.Robie House, 5757 Woodlawn AvenueBring your own lunch (Beverages provided) § Reception following the last Lecturein Social Science 201.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 19, 1983—7Hyde ParkBy Pumima DubeyThe Hyde Park Historical Society wasformed in 1977 by a group of residentswhose purpose was “to record HydePark’s history, to preserve selectedartifacts and documents of that history,and to educate and involve individuals andgroups in an appreciation andunderstanding of Hyde Park’s heritage.”The words “Hyde Park” in the name ofthe society refer to general HydePark-Kenwood area.The founders of the society had manyobjectives. The society wanted to establishan archive of historical material on theHyde Park-Kenwood area. This materialwould be centralized and open to thepublic. The Society would also have a listof institutions or private houses whereother material was situated.Another objective of the Society was tooversee a history of the area andcoordinate the design of a local historycurriculum for public and private highschool’s in the area. Membership to thesociety is open to all residents and thedues are $5 per year. The Society wantsmembers to trace the title and history oftheir residence back to the time when itwas open land. An annual dinner meetingis held for the members, and a report ismade on the Society’s accomplishmentsduring the year, followed by a speechdelivered on some aspect of neighborhoodhistory.The Society has nine standingcommittees. The finance committee raisesmoney for special projects or for thegenera] use of the society. The educationcommittee plans and manages regularevents designed to educate the public onthe history of Hyde Park and Kenwood.New members are recruited by themembership committee which is alsoresponsible for compiling a list ofmembers’ names and addresses, and formailing notices of general meetings to allmembers. The meetings of the Society arearranged by the program committee. The HeritageAcquisition and Research committeemaintains the archives, and recruitsvolunteers to find existing materials onHyde Park and Kenwood. The Publicationscommittee reviews material for thePublications Series, and administers thePublication Fund. The NominatingCommittee consists of three membersnominated by the President and nominatescandidates for the various offices; officersare elected for a three year term. TheAwards committee establishes categoriesfor awards given by the society andrecommends recipients to the Board.The headquarters of the Hyde ParkHistorical Society are located in arenovated cable car station at 5529 S. LakePark Ave., by the IC tracks. The station isat street level, and was built by theChicago City Street Railway inpreparation for the World’s ColumbianExposition of 1893. The building is believedto be the only surviving station in Chicagowhich was part of the cable car system.After electrification of the line, thebuilding served as a lunch counter, and inrecent years stood empty and vandalized.The Society acquired the building inMay 1978 for $4000. The money wasobtained by asking community residents tobecome charter members for acontribution of $100. The building wasauthentically restored under the guidanceof Chicago architect John Vince, with thehelp of the National Trust for HistoricalPreservation. The cost of the restorationwas approximately $40,000. The moneywas raised through grants and othersources.The building serves as a classicalexample of 19th century restoration, andas a meeting place for general boardmeetings, board committees andsub-committees, and occasional specialevents. The building is also a museumwhich contains rotating exhibits on HydePark History, a sales location for booksand other items, and office for records andother materials, a gathering place, and areference center for local residents.8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 19, 1983 Political MeBy Sondra KruegerDuring World War Two, the Universityof Chicago student population wasoverwhelmingly graduate, theundergraduates having been drafted.Student Government was formed in 1947after the College students returned, at firs!more as a social than a politicalorganization. SG’s history as a politicallyactive body began in 1948 with theformation of the first political party. Itwas originally a parliamentarygovernment, with a 50 member assemblyelected proportionately from the Collegeand each graduate Division. There wereseven standing committees: CampusAction; CORSO (Committee onRecognized Student Organizations); NSA(National Student Association); StudentRights, Election & Rules; CommunityRelations; and SFRC (Student FacultyRelations Committee).SG continued through the 50s and 60s asa highly political organization. It becamea forum for voicing opinion on worldaffairs, but was criticized for its habit ofdebating international politics instead ofstudent concerns. The focus graduallychanges, and in 1965, CORSO began toreceive an Activities Budget from theDean of Students, enabling the SG toinitiate more projects.At some point in the late 60s the formchanged from parliamentary to federal, 35 yearand the next major revamping came in1977, when a party called BLISS (BetterLeadership in Student Government) sweptthe elections and passed a newConstitution, providing for the firstcohesive framework for SG. Up until thattime, the SG constitution was a vaguedocument lacking in particulars, but withthe passage of the new Constitution, amandatory Student Activities Fee doubledthe amount of the SG budget, greatlyincreasing its power and responsibilitiesand making it an independentorganization, no longer relying on a yearlystipend from the Dean of Students. Thoughthere was some opposition from thegraduate division, the additional moneydid help in the establishment of some newcampus groups, several of which weregraduate student organizations.Today’s SG consists of three branches: a45-member Assembly; the executivebranch comprised of the president,vice-president, treasurer, secretary, andFinance Committee chair; and theStudent-Faculty-Administration Court.Standing committees include AcademicW0MCUPHOTOS BY ARA JELALIANHyde Park Historical SocietyThe Hyde Park Historical Societyofficially opened its headquarters onSunday, Oct. 26, 1980 with a special exhibitentitled “Hyde Park Politics: 1860-1919.”The exhibit displayed the changes in HydePark politics as it was converted from asuburb to an annex of the city of Chicago.The second exhibit opened in June 1981and was called “Blue Sky Press.” Theexhibit contained works by Thomas WoodStevens and the Blue Sky Press, part ofthe 1899-1906 Arts and Crafts movement inChicago. On display were thirty handcrafted books published by the Press atthe turn of the century.The Blue Sky Press flourished in HydePark from 1899-1907, and was renownedfor its fine painting and its concern for theart and literature of the day. The Presswas founded by young craftsmen,designers and writers who had justgraduated from the Armour Institute. Theeffort was part of the Arts and Craftsmovement in America, which was a late19th century protest against the upheavalcaused by mass production.The third exhibit, called “YoungHistorians,” opened in June 1982 anddisplayed local history exhibits, created by students from neighborhood elementaryand high schools, and winners of theChicago Metro History Fair.The fourth exhibit opened in November1982. It was called “The History of theHyde Park Co-op” and highlighted eventsfor the Co-op’s fiftieth anniversary. TheCo-op was founded at the height of thedepression in 1932, by a group of HydeParkers who wanted a non-profitorganization which would benefit theconsumers.The current exhibit is entitled “HydePark Women.” The exhibit providesinformation on famous Hyde Park women,such as gospel singer Mahalia Jackson,surrealist Gertrude Abercrombie, andRosalie Amelia Buckingham, whodeveloped Rosalie Villas on Harper Ave.In June 1983, the Society will open anexhibit on sculptor Loredo Taft, who wasthe head of Midway Studios, and whosesculpture “Fountain of Time” stands atthe west end of the Midway.At present, the Hyde Park HistoricalSociety has over 500 members. Theheadquarters is operated by volunteers,and is open to the public for two hours aday on Saturdays and Sundays.+er and Change:eptatthedrlyjgh;w: arsof SG■A Affairs, Activities, the Ex-Libris governingboard, Student Services, UniversityServices, Election and Rules, and Finance(formerly CORSO).The power of SG’s past parliamentarystructure is attributable to a strong partysystem. The first party, ISL (IndependentStudent League), was formed in 1948, andwas joined in 1952 by SRP (StudentRepresentative Party). These two parties,whose respective ideologies were summedup as ‘the student as student’ and ‘thestudent as citizen,’ were the majorpolitical forces until 1960, when bothparties died out, leaving only the “IRP.”IRP was “dedicated to the proposition thathumor was woefully absent from allgovernment functions,” according to a1963 propaganda sheet. At various times,the acronym was said to represent“Imperial Revolution Party,” “IntegrityRailery Party,” “Integrity, Responsibility,Perserverance,” and “IndependentRevolutionary Party.” IRP itself put outliterature proclaiming “IRP means sex inRussian,” and “We are lovable.”By the following year, POLIT and PROwere in existence, along with the LiberalParty and SPAC (Student Political ActionCommittee.) PRO became the UP(University Party) in 1962, and in 1963joined forces with IRP to create GNOSIS,which means “truth” in Greek.POLIT came to power in 1962, butinadvertantly committed suicide thefollowing year when it passed a resolutioncondemning JFK and the federalgovernment for the Cuban blockadeaction. A subsequent recall election resulted in the ouster of eleven of thetwelve POLIT representatives from theCollege.GNOSIS took the ‘63 elections with aplatform advocating an SG concerned withstudents in lieu of world affairs, but likeall good politicians, didn’t really changethe tone of SG. In 1976, a GALA candidatewon the presidential election, but decidedover the summer not to return to school.By this point the political parties hadlost their continuity and with it their roleas political powers. BLISS, afterreforming and reorganizing SG in 1977,was followed by the Student ServicesParty and then the Greater StudentInfluence Party, reflecting the movementfrom political activism to student affairs.Although in the past SG has spent a lotof time passing resolutions ordering Maoout of Tibet and condemning the USgovernment, it did sponsor such things asthe SG Speaker’s Program, which wasespecially active during the 60s, bringingthe campus such notable as Charles Lucet(then Ambassador from France), MorrisUdall, Henry Hall Wilson (assistant tothen-President Johnson), and MartinLuther King, Jr. The Student Governmentconducted a program entitled “Invite anAdministrator Home to Supper,” and alsosubsidized small student-faculty dinners,in addition to hosting concerts anddebates.Other issues in the mid-60s included thesocial rules, residence requirements, andrestrictions on women’s hours in theresidence halls.In recent years the Student Governmenthas instituted such services asrefridgerator rental, Ex Libris, and thehousing and rides lists. It also attempts totake action on behalf of the students, suchas when the Financial Aid applicationdeadline was extended by two weeks in1978 following an SG complaint that theoriginal deadline hadn’t beenwell-advertised. 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Flurries ma> hitNortheast todayBv Jeff IjenutUSA TODAYCubans join USA mainstream Winterwon’tleaveNews for the USA todayBy Phil PolishookRecently there has been an interestingnew addition to the sidewalks of HydePark. Next to those old, reliable mainstaysdispensing the Sun Times, Tribune, andthe NY Times is a new, sleek, high-techbox containing a new, sleek and high-technewspaper, USA Today.USA Today is America’s first “national”newspaper. Unlike the Times or the WallStreet Journal which print several regionaleditions, USA Today beams one version toplants all over the country. And it does itin full living coior, with the clearestgraphics of any newspaper.The paper is the brainchild of Allen H.Neuharth, president of Gannettcorporation, the nation’s largestnewspaper chain. In his 10 years atGannett’s helm, the company has grown tothe point where it now owns 88 local dailiesand 33 non-dailies, nearly twice as manyas William Randolph Hearst had in hisheyday. But with the newspaper industryfloundering (respected papers inWashington and Philadelphia have folded,and the nation’s largest local daily, TheNY Daily News, came within a hair’sbreadth of failure) USA Today is a risk, a25 million dollar risk which Neuharthestimates will not turn a profit until late1985.USA Today borrows its upbeat formatand content from television. Americanstoday are hungry for news, but they are nolonger willing to sit down and read anewspaper when they can watch the eventsunfold in front of them on the six o’clocknews, according to behavioral experts.USA Today attempts to cash in on thistrend.Editorially, it is nothing more than aone-hour newscast set down on paperEverything about it is geared towardsquickness. The articles are half the lengthof those in the average paper. On the frontpage are often articles of five or sixsentences. Hearby use of four-color graphsand charts make information quick andeasy to understand.This flashy format and simplicity isperhaps the paper’s main element, yet italso brings the paper its greatestcomplaints USA Today gives only surfacecoverage to important news events andlacks insight and depth. According tostandard journalistic theory, a qualitynews article covers the who, what, where,when, who and why of the news. USAToday often neglects the last category.This led one U of C student to comment,“That paper has about as much depth as aroll of toilet paper ”Its articles may be short, but the overallappeal is to the college-educated, upwardlymobile sector of society. One need onlylook at advertisements to realize this,companies such as Honda, Volvo, NationalGeographic and Prudential-BacheSecurities often buy full-page, full-colorads. What USA Today lacks in hard newsit more than makes up for in features. It isThe less into starlets than the Sun-Times or theTribune (no Brooke Shields gossip in thisnewspaper). There are no astrologycolumns and no advice columns. Thearticles themselves are well-written andintelligent. Recently, there were excellentpieces on American architecture, NewYork Magazines 15th anniversary, NormanMailer and Japanese designers.And then there is an excellent if not thebest sports section of any newspaper.Excellent color photography, combinedwith smart and extensive coverage arereasons enough to buy a copy. For a U of Cstudent from Cleveland or Los Angeles,USA Today is priceless. It has articles ofdecent lengthh on every game played inthe previous day or night. For a Dodger orPirate fan, there are frequent articles onthe hometown team. All the last minute,Westcoast scores are in there too. unlikeany other paper. Add to this a page ofstate by state high school sports and youhave one very formidable sports section.Already, USA Today has changed thenewspaper industry. During itseight-month existence (it appeared inSeptember in Washington, March inChicago, and last week in New York)many papers around the country haveadded more color and graphs. Both theSun-Times and the Tribune have becomecolor newspapers as of late and theTribune now has a full color weather mapsimilar (but smaller) to USA Today’sgargantuan half page map on the backpage of the first section. If nothing elseUSA Today will be remembered as thepaper which brought color graphics andphotography to the American daily paper.And in doing so it has already surpassedall its circulation projections. The jury isfar from being in yet, but Gannett isobviously very happy. Its board recentlyvoted Neuharth a raise of $200,000 to awhopping $900,000. Over at Bob snewsstand, USA Today is selling very wellat a rate of about 40 per day. This isone-third of the number of Sun-Times orTribunes sold each day at Bob’s.Potentially, USA Today could have 2.35million readers by 1987, putting it up in theleague of The NY Times. If it were toreach that level, it would be a gushing oilwell for Gannett, bringing in perhaps $250to $300 million a year in profits accordingto newspaper analysts.Many old-fashioned journalists maylament at this young upstarts use of flashycolor and graphics at the cost ofhard-nosed journalism. They may also bedisturbed by the brevity of the articles.Journalism has always been a field withelevated considerations where editorsjudged what was important for theirreaders to know, and what they wereobliged to report to them The USA Todaywould argue that the news is made up ofwhat people want to read, not what someeditors in a newsroom believe they shouldknow. USA Today is, to use a cliche, givingthe people what they want And it does sofairly well.Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 19, 1983—9/DIDDLE EASTERND1GHT —INTERNATIONA!- HOUSE.DINING ROOM* IHIH EAST S9** ST^ A M.^ar-n*£Z-* CC4U&L*14.t' 5060° ABQUSHTEH LSiOA/" sormeh sab-z.ee(BEEF PARSLEY STEW)*le& &f lamb^ Persia/ sry/ p' POSeLAJJOHW (LUCJC AA/£>ftEATBALLB /a/ ha lajut sauce)' A/CE OJ/TH bJLL.' FhlAFELHOAiAiUSUVE MUSICAL enteata/ a/mbmt By the SAAKANTAKAMIAH EAJSEAfBLE} PLA //A/E ASSYA/AA/)AiPAf BM (AN MOTHER PUtt LE EASTEKM FCLK Mu S/C CASTAAb/T/OA/AL /A/STRunEA/TSTV^ONESDAV, APRIL 20. 4 =30-7=00 PH LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRYAugustcma Lutheran Church5500 S. Woodlawn Ave.Tues., 5:30 p.m. — Eucharist6:00 p.m. — Pizza Supper ($2/person)/Discussion“The Implications of Feminist Thought for Ethics”Karen Bloomquist, LSTC FacultyThurs., 7:30 a.m. — Morning Prayer and Breakfast1983-84MAJOR ACTIVITIES BOARDThe Major Activities Board is a group of students, chosenby the Dean of Students in the University, to bring popularentertainment to campus. MAB events are subsidized by%ths of the Student Activities fee. mab needs sevenuniversity students interested in technical arts, publicity,crowd control and in general, producing major events.Experience is not required; enthusiasm and a desire tolearn are.Applications available in Ida Noyes 210Deadline: Mav 9interviews will be arrangedAll seven positions are openFOR FURTHERINFORMATION CALL AT753-356310—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 19, 1983NewsTwo slates vie for SG positionContinued from page oneModel United Nations this year. Aronsonhas served as president of Greenwood, andin the past year worked with SG in enablingHarper Library to remain open for 24-hours-a-day during finals week.As vice-president, Aronson hopes to im¬prove the role the vice-president has in run¬ning SG elections. He said that he would notbe “one to wait” in initiating action for thegood of SG. Aronson sees several problemswith SG this year, stating that it has been a“null” force which needs improvement ofits image. He believes that the assembly isnot visible enough on campus, and thatsome committees really consist of only oneperson doing the whole of the committee’swork.Mark Hollmann represents the STARticket, and he maintains that ticket’s oft-repeated slogan that SG needs full represen¬tation. Hollmann is a second-year student inthe College who served as freshman repre¬sentative his first year. Hollmann also chal¬lenged the validity of last spring’s SG elec¬tions before the SFA court. Hollmann hasserved as a Shoreland representative, andon SG’s Community Affairs Committee.Hollmann believes that the role of vice-president is well-defined by SG’s constitu¬tion in coordinating committees and speak¬ing on behalf of SG. Hollmann believes thatSG is not currently dealing properly withthe University in that it does not have a fullAssembly. Among his slate’s proposals is tofill every available seat in order to repre¬sent the whole of the student body.Tim Wong represents the FAVOR ticket.He brings a wide variety of experience frommany jobs to the campaign for vice-presi¬dency. Wong has been instrumental in SG’soperation of Ex Libris serving as chair ofthe governing board, and he also helped co¬ordinate the AAUS conference earlier thisquarter Wong has also acted as manager ofthe Shoreland coffeeshop, the treasurer ofhis house council, and as a member of theCalvert House ministry' group.Wong also believes that the vice-presidenthas a well-defined job, and as vice-presidenthe would act to coordinate the actions ofcommittees in SG to increase the efficiencyof their actions. Wong also sees the role ofSG vice-president as one who would speakto the administration on behalf of SG. Wongdoes not share Aronson’s belief that SG hasbeen a “null” force this year, and he pointsto the work done by committees in notingSG’s efficiency. Wong would hope to use thevice-presidency to work on improving theimage of SG.FINANCE COMMITTEE CHAIRLarry Heller, a third-year student in theCollege, is running for Finance Chair as anindependent. He has served SG as a fresh¬man rep and as representative of Green-wood/Breckinridge/Blackstone. Heller hashelped to coordinate SG’s Round Table dis¬cussions and twice the extended hours dur¬ing finals week at Harper Library.Haller served this year as chair of theUniversity Services Committee, and on thePresident’s Student Advisory Committee.He has dealt with the SG Finance Commit¬tee several tinmes and helped to securefunding from the committee for the Ro¬mance Language Review. He has partici¬pated in efforts to have security phones in¬stalled by the IC tracks and in meetingswith numerous University administratorsover discussions on Morry’s Deli’s movinginto Reynolds Club, and on a possible 24-hour student coffeeshop.Heller seeks a lack of communication be¬tween the Executive Committee and theother committees of SG as the major prob¬lem in the organization, and hopes to makechanges. He plans to raise the activities fee,as well as allocations to student groups,especially funding of publications andgroups involved in the arts.Jon Radke, a third-year student in theCollege, served on the Academic AffairsCommittee for two years, during whichtime he built up a rapport with many Uni¬versity administrators. He has worked onthe Open University courses program, help¬ing to establish it as a regular institution oncampus, and worked on the pilot program of the Round Table Discussions. Radke alsohelped coordinate the extended hours pro¬gram at Harper Library, and played a “keyrole” in securing funds from the Illinois As¬sociation.Radke sees the past year of the FinanceCommittee as calm, and says that this isproof that “the system cam work.” Hehopes to open channels of communicationbetween the Executive Committee of SGand the Finance Committee, and plans todeal with groups with “sensitivity andtact.”Radke says that the primary responsibili¬ty of the Finance Chair is to guarantee so¬cial and academic functions on campus, andthat he feels especially capable because ofhis experience seeing the committee “froman outsider’s point of view.”Rick Szesny, fourth-year student in theCollege, has been a representative fromBurton-Judson Court for three years, and amember of the Finance Committee for thesame period of time. Next year he will be afirst-year grad student in Public Policy.Szesny, who said that the Finance Com¬mittee “is in fine shape,” said he hasmissed only two SGFC meetings and two SGmeetings ever. For two weeks, this year,Szesny served as chair of the Committee,during which there were two appeals forfunding after the Committee’s rulings.Szesny attends funded events to “keep intouch” with the use of funds. He hopes, asSGFC chair, the crack down on unnecessaryspending, and to make only “safe loans,” tostudent organizations who are likely torepay.In response to questions regarding dissat¬isfied student groups, who have expressedsentiment against the Finance Committee,Szesny said he has a “good understanding ofthe source of tension,” and that by clarify¬ing SGFC procedures, he can help groupsknow what is expected of them when theyhave applied for funds.Szesny plans to re-write the Committee’soutdated by-laws, his first action as FinanceChair. He wants to see more input form thefinance Committee into other committeesand activities, and condemns SG as having“laryngitis.”Jeff Wolf, second year student, served hisfirst year as a freshman representative tothe Assembly and this year as SG treasurer.While treasurer, he also chaired the StudentServices Committee and was a member ofthe Finance Committee (ex officio) and theAAUS committee, for which he was also adelegate.Wolf was responsible for the rides listpublished last quarter and for the ridesboard set up in Reynolds Club. He has alsomade several other proposals to the Fi¬nance Committee, many of which were re¬jected, including a plan to charter a bus tothe Checkerboard Lounge and other enter¬tainment establishments. Wolf knows“what it’s like to be rejected by the FinanceCommittee,” and as SGFC chair, wouldfund more groups that would provide ser¬vices to students.Wolf sees major problems in the stepsthat student groups must take a receivefunding from SGFC, and hopes to simplifythe procedure. First, he would increase theAssembly’s power to overturn FinanceCommittee’s decisions by making only asimple majority necessary for overruling,rather than the two-thirds rule now in ef¬fect. Second, Wolf says that the Committeehas too much power to decide the specificbudget of student groups, and wants toleave the budget decisions to the groupsthemselves, since they know their ownneeds better than the Committee does.Third, Wolf also hopes to increase the Activ¬ities Fee, so that more funds would be avail¬able to groups in the form of grants, loans,and matching funds for groups that havefound outside sponsors. Wolf also said hewants to cut down on funding to politicalgrops, to make more funds available to“student service” organizations.TREASURERLeslie Basel, the STAR candidate fortreasurer, is a third-year biology student Inthe College. In the past she has been activein College Bowl and the astronomy club. This year, Basel has served as manager ofthe successful Lower Wallace Soda Servicewhere, she said, she spends about thirteenhours a week keeping the books up to theminute.Basel believes that “bookkeeping andmanagement experience” is the most im¬portant qualification for the office of trea¬surer. “The job of treasurer is to make surethat SG spends no more than it has,” Baselsaid. The STAR candidate promises to visitthe student activities auditor at least once aweek to ascertain exactly how much moneyis available for student government. Likethe rest of her party, Basel supports theidea of a credit union “run for students andby students.” This proposal would require aFederal charter and insurance as well asUniversity approval. Basel is optimisticthat, if she and her party are elected, thecredit union could start operating this fall.Chris Gomez, the FAVOR candidate fortreasurer, is a second-year romance lan¬guages student in the College. Gomezserved this year as the chairman of studentgovernment’s Minority Affairs Committeeand helped to organize the AAUS confer¬ence. Gomez has served as treasurer at herhigh school, a point which, she said, shewould not mention except that the school inquestion, Lane Technical in Chicago, has astudent body almost as large as U of C’s.Gomez believes that keeping track ofmoney is the largest part of the treasurer’sjob; but she also feels that a treasurershould never forget that the position entails“dealing with people. . .and not numbers.”Gomez would hold quarterly meetings withvarious student organizations to explain tothem how to fill out budget requests for theFinance Committee. Gomez thinks thatsuch action on the treasurer’s part is madenecessary by the numerous money squab¬bles which have developed over the past fewyears because the Finance Committeecould not understand from the budgets ex¬actly forwhat money was to be used. Gomezreminds voters that the treasurer shouldalso be able to “work with the ExecutiveCommittee,” something which she feels herpast role in student government would en¬able her to do.Alan Sierkowski, the only independent inthe race for treasurer, is a second-year po¬litical science student. He served this yearas a Pierce representative to Student Gov¬ernment and is also a member of the Fi¬nance Committee.Sierkowski believes that the treasurermust “hold student government account¬able for the money it spends.” This must bedone in coordination with the Finance Com-By John M. BeerMorry’s Deli has begun providing foodservice in the location previously occupiedby the C-Shop and Hutchinson Commons.Morry’s, owned by Gary Orman opened itsTemporary Food Outlet March 28, after lessthan a week of preparation.For years, the C-Shop and HutchinsonCommons were the only places on campusto get a sit-down lunch and afternoonsnacks. While the central location in Reyn¬olds Club was convenient, many com¬plained that the food was unappealing andthe prices, exorbitant. Consequently, thefood service suffered heavy losses and wasforced to close down at the end of winterquarter.Morry’s Temporary’ Food Outlet isopened from 7 a m. to 10 p.m. Mondaythrough Friday and 10 a m. to 4 p.m. Satur¬day. Orman expects to extend the weekdayhours to midnight beginning April 25.While the menu offered at Morry’s Tem¬porary Food Outlet is not as diverse as themenu at Morry’s Deli at the bookstore, itstill maintains Morry’s characteristic vari¬ety.Orman has ambitious plans for the devel¬opment of Morry’s at Reynolds Club in“Morryland,” a project to be completed bythe beginning of autumn quarter, and whatOrman says will be the largest food serviceon any university campus in the nation. mittee, he said, and coilld even require thetreasurer to withhold funds from SG if nec¬essary. Sierkowski would be willing to coor¬dinate budgets with the campus organiza¬tions. He views the salary paid to theprivate secretary of SG to be a waste ofmoney. In dealing with the members of theExecutive Committee, Sierkowski says, “Iknow the people who are in SG. I’ve workedwith them.” He adds, “We need somebodyfirm” in the office of treasurer.SECRETARYChris HiU, the STAR candidate for secre¬tary, is a first-year student in the College.Hill is the vice-president of Dudley House, aShoreland Council rep and a freshman repin student government. He coordinated theBiology and Ethics Round Table as amember of the Academic Affairs Commit¬tee and he organized a survey of first-yearstudents.Hill does not consider the office of secre¬tary to be a “minimal” position. Rather, inHill’s view, the secretary should help stu¬dents gain respect for student governmentby increasing the “visibility, credibility andcommunication” of SG. Hill suggests thatthe SG Assembly be a forum for “free andopen discussion” of University problemswith administration officials invited at leastonce a quarter to listen to students’ con¬cerns. If elected, Hill intends to attractgreater participation at SG meetings byposting the agenda of the next meetingalong with the minutes of the preceedingone.Joan Spoerl, the FAVOR candidate forsecretary, is a second-year public policystudent in the College. Spoerl has served assecretary-treasurer of Breckinridge Housewhere she was also an Inter-House Councilrep. She has served on the Election andRules Committee running last fall’s elec¬tions and helped to prepare informationpackets for the AAUS conference held earli¬er this month. Spoerl is also president of theU of C Circle K Club.Spoerl believes that the office of secretaryis “not an insignificant task.” Indeed, shefeels that the secretary performs the “mostimportant role next to president.” If elect¬ed, Spoerl intends to publish a quarterlynewsletter in addition to posting the min¬utes and future agenda. Spoerl also prom¬ises to attend the various SG-sponsored ac¬tivities so that she “can write accuratelyabout them.” Spoerl suggests that notifica¬tion of upcoming SG meetings should occurat least 48 hours in advance.Orman plans to have the main part of thefood service in the Commons area. In thewest end of the Commons, there will betable service to accomodate 75 to 100 people.Morry’s Deli will occupy the rest of theCommons and will offer a menu consistingof more than 200 items. The hours for thefood service in the Commons will be from 7a m. to 9:30 p.m. Monday through Fridayand from 7 a.m. to noon Saturday.In the C-Shop, Orman plans to open afresh bakery and ice cream shop that willalso include a sandwich menu for the hourswhen the Commons is closed. The hours inthe C-Shop during the quarter will be from 7a.m. to midnight Monday through Fridayand from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. Saturday. Ormansaid that if there were sufficient demand hemight extend these hours.In presenting the food service contract toMorry’s Deli, Jonathan Kleinbard, vicepresident for University news and commu¬nity affairs, said he was primarily interest¬ed in enhancing the atmosphere on campus.Orman’s plans already show that substan¬tial progress is being made in achievingKleinbard’s goal.Also, Orman has tentative plans that needUniversity approval, which would furtherimprove the quality of life on campus.These plans include bringing music into theC-Shop, probably from a juke box, and get¬ting a large screen television.Morry’s Deli plans to expandThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 19, 1983—11SportsTennis team begins strongBv Caren GauvreauFollowing a winter of workouts and prac¬tices in the Henry Crown Field House, theUniversity of Chicago men’s varsity tennisteam opened its spring season with a 8-1 de¬feat of Prairie State College. A good teamfrom Illinois Institute of Technology, wasthe second team to fall victim to the fightingMaroons, again with a score of 8-1.With two decisive wins under their belts,the Maroons traveled to Marquette andplayed one of their three Division Imatches. Marquette, a much-improvedteam, played up to its Division I status bytrouncing the Maroons, 9-0.The Maroon’s record was aided, however,when they received a default from Roose¬velt University. Optimism was in the air asChicago headed into a weekend double-dualmeet with arch rivals Lake Forest and Be¬loit. Lake Forest fell to the Maroons in ahard fought battle, 7-2.Phil MowerySports Calendar~BasebaUApr. 19 — North Park College, at StaggField, 3 p.m.Apr. 20 — University of Illinois (Chicago)JV, at Stagg Field, 3 p.m.SoftballApr. 19 — At Trinity Christian College(Doubleheader)Apr. 21 — Lake Forest College, at NorthField, 4 p.m.Men’s TennisApr. 20 — DePaul University, at InglesideCourts, 3 p.m.Men’s Varsity TrackApr. 20 — Varsity, UCTC, and Open, atStagg Field, 4 p.m. Following completion of the six singlesmatches, the Lake Forest match was up forgrabs. Chicago had a slim lead of 4-2. TheMaroons have a history of playing unsteadydoubles and Coach Bill Simms was verynervous. However, the team rose to the oc¬casion by winning all three doublesmatches. Lake Forest then easily defeatedvisiting Beloit, 9-0. Crushed by defeat andwary of facing Chicago’s team, Beloit choseto default to the Maroons. These victoriesbrought Chicago’s team record to 5-1.Outstanding singles players by PeterKang, Henry Lujan, Phil Mowery, Fernar-do Cavero, Mike Vail, and James Dix, givethe Maroons a very strong line-up. CaptainBob Londin, a fine doubles player, and re¬serves Rich Chin, Scott Lyden, and JeffCohen, provide excellent depth. TheMaroons have built up confidence going intotheir next two matches against very strongteams, Northeastern Illinois, and Division IDe Paul University.Coach Simms feels the Maroons have abetter than ever chance of winning both ofthe meets. The Maroons play DePaulWednesday, Apr. 20, at home on the Ingle¬side Courts, at 3 p.m. Henry LujanSoftball team whips WheatonBy Kittie WyneThe women’s softball team dealt Wheatona defeat in its visit last Tuesday. TheMaroons shut down Wheaton’s offense afterthe first inning to win 9-4.Wheaton got its two hits of the game in thefirst inning, scoring all four of its runs as¬sisted by two errors by the Maroons. Afterthat the Maroons settled down to allow 170more hits, errors, and no stolen bases.Pitcher Karen Kitchen struck out four, end¬ing the seventh inning with two consecutivestrikeouts. The previously successful pitch¬er-catcher combination of Kitchen and For-tunato successfully intimidated the bannersand baserunners so that they faced onlythree batters in each of the second, third,fifth, sixth, and seventh innings and stoppedevery Wheaton attempt at stealing a base.Third baseman Dana Howd and shortstopDana Pryde consistently came through withkey plays to keep Wheaton off base.The Maroons’ offense was consistent with17 hits spread out through the game. Fresh¬man Patty Owen hit 3-for-4, Dana Howd,Wendy Pietrzak and Dana Pryde each hit 3-for-5 to lead the offense. Pryde got threeRBIs to lead the team with nine for the sea¬son.The rain that had been threatening beganin the fourth inning just before the Maroonstook the lead. Despite the rain they had athree-run, five-hit inning. In the sixth inningChicago received a free run when the Whea¬ton pitcher balked with the bases loaded.The addition of three “security” runs in theseventh inning was a demonstration of thewinning spirit of this young team. The consistent hitting and aggressive ba¬serunning are major factors which the teamhas lacked in the past few years. Combinedwith talented defense and depth, theMaroons now have a 2-2 record. Chicagotravels to Trinity Christian College for adoubleheader today, before returning hometo face Lake Forest College Thursday. Lacrosse Clubclubs CulverPlayer-Coach Brad Glaser had four goalsand Attackmen Nicky Shermeta and TeddyKim scored once apiece to lead the U of CLacrosse Club to a 6-1 victory over CulverMilitary in Culver, Indiana last Sunday.Chicago dominated from the start as BradGlaser dodged three men to score in thefirst minute. Glaser scored twice more inthe first quarter on assists from Frank Con¬nolly and Teddy Kim to make it 3-0. Culvershot Chicago out for the next two quartersbut gave up three goals in the final minutesof the game when Nick Shermeta andKenny Willoughby made tricky assists toclose it at 6-1.Although Chicago’s offensive play wasfairly weak (22 shots, 6 goals), the defenseimproved greatly as the game went on. Goa¬lie Dan Early had nine saves and three per¬fect quarters in addition to twelve successf¬ul clears.“We’ve always been weak on getting theball out,” Earl said, “but our new clearingstrategy worked quite well this time.”The Scott Jordan-to-Tim goodell patternenabled Chicago to keep the ball in Culverterritory for most of the game. Chicago alsolooked much stronger on one-on-one defen¬sive play: there were only two Chicago pen¬alties during the entire game as opposed toeight againsf Northern and nine againstKnox.Chicago’s next game will be this Saturdayat Lake Forest. The Lacrosse team's secondhome game will be on Apr. 30 on the Midwayvs. Lincoln Park.The Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. Itis published twice a week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. Editorial and business officesare located on the 3rd floor of Ida Noyes, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, 60637. Phone753-3263.Darrell WuDunnEditorAnna FeldmanManaging EditorJeffrey TaylorNews EditorCliff GrammichNews Editor Margo HablutzelFeatures EditorDavid BrooksViewpoints EditorFrank LubySports EditorAra JelalianPhotography Editor Nadine McGannGrey City Journal EditorPaul O’DonnellChicago Literary ReviewEditorWilliam RauchContributing EditorSteve ShandorCopy Editor Wally DabrowskiProduction ManagerSteve BrittBusiness ManagerJay McKenzieAdvertising ManagerBrian CloseOffice ManagerAssociate Editor: Kahane CornStaff: Edward Achuck, Zlatko Batistich, Mark Bauer, Dan Breslau, Pumima Dubey,Maeve Dwyer, Tom Elden, Michael Elliott, Pat Finegan, Paul Flood, Sue Fortunato,Lisa Frusztajer, Caren Gauvreau, Eric Goodheart, Elisse Gottlieb, Joe Holtz, KeithHorvath, Jim Jozefowicz, Sondra Krueger, Linda Lee, Kathleen Lindenberger, JaneLook, Nick Lynn, Jack Ponomarev, Amy Richmond, Craig Rosenbaum, YousufSayeed, Koyin Shih, Suzanne Sloan, Nick Varsam, John Vispoel, Andy Wrobel, KittieWyneORGAX AXD TRUMPET FESTOrganist Thomas YVeisflog is joined by 10 brass and 2 tympanito celebrate the rebuilding of the St. Thomas Organ.Sunday, April 24 at 2:00p.m.St. Thomas the Apfjstle Church5472 South Kimhark324-262735 - General Admission33 - Seniors/Students The Department ofGermanic Languages and Literaturesis pleased to presenta public lecture byProfessor WULF WULFINGof the University of BochumentitledON MYTHICIZING WOMAN INTHE NINETEENTH CENTURY:THE CASE OF QUEEN LUISE OF PRUSSIATuesday, April 19,1983 at 4:00 p.m.in Harper 10312—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 19, 1983SportsSocim leaders emerge as fields dry upBy Andy WrobelSpring, it seems, has finally arrived. Thisweekend of vastly better playing conditionshelped yield insight into many teams’ actu¬al skill, but presented few surprises.In undergraduate residence play, thecream of the crop is beginning to rise.Green division leader Vincent, led by MarkDeBrune, is an easy pick for the playoffs.Vincent is undefeated after three games,and is faced by little competition in its owndivision.In the evenly-talented White division, theoutcome is less predictable. Bishop, notgenerally noted for intramural prowess, de¬feated the gutsy Fishbein team, but a pro¬ test from the losing side will force the gameto be replayed. Bishop eked out a 2-1 victoryrer Chamberlin last weekend. The Whitedivision also contains Lower Flint, a toughcontender in last year’s action that willhave trouble achieving as much this year.In the Maroon division, Compton andLower Rickert are battling for dominance.Many feel that the winner of this divisionwill travel to the Undergraduate Champion¬ship at season’s end. Their contest Wednes¬day will be a firefight, from which bothteams should march into the playoffs.The residence team with greatest hopes toovercome talent in the Maroon division isWhitewater slugs baseball team Gertie’s (dark shirts) vs. LH SurgeHenderson in the Blue. Led by Mike Aswadin goal and a cast of thousands, Hendersonhas easily defeated all opponents, includingthe definitive “also-ran,” Hitchcock A.In women’s soccer, great parity exists, asdivision standings clearly illustrate. Four of the better teams, Compton, Snell, Hale, andBreckinridge, are all in the Red division.Breckinridge also beat Snell by forfeit; butprobably couldn’t in an actual game. Breck¬inridge also beat Hale, but Hale had onlyfive players in the game. Hale has crushedall other opponents — the Snell-Hale mat¬chup is critical for both teams.In the Women’s White, Lower Flint leadsthe way at 2-0, followed by Three’s A Crowdand Dudley, both of whom have one loss.In the Mixed Women’s White division,Scrubbing Bubbles clearly leads. They de¬feated Nantes-Outre-Mar in overtime lastweek, so look for them to float to the divisiontitle.Crown Rats-II and Borborygmi dominatethe Mixed women’s Red; give Crown Ratsthe edge for being undefeated.Graduate and Independent Men’s playwill be covered in Friday’s column — watchfor updated rankings.The University of Wisconsin at Whi¬tewater clobbered the Maroons’ varsitybaseball team, 16-0, this weekend to dropthe young Maroon club to 0-4 on the sea¬son.In previous action, Aurora downed Chica¬go 12-7, Chicago State topped the Maroons4-1, and Northeastern logged a 7-1triumph.Despite promising preseasons from theMaroon veterans and several of the team’ssix sophomores and eight freshmen, the re¬sults on the field have demonstrated little ofthat anticipated production. The teamsports a batting average below .150, and thepitching staff has yielded 39 runs in fourgames.Expected to lead this year’s squad are se¬nior captain Bill Jankovich and senior WadeLewis, along with returning sophomoresTom Weber and Bob Dickey. FreshmenMike Medina and Matt Koenig have had im¬pressive springs as well, but first-year coach Roger Scott looks for contributionsfrom everybody on this year’s team.“Before this season is over, we’ll need alltwenty players,” said Scott. “There arefew, if any, all year players around today.What I like about our club is that we have somany players who want to play. Nobodywants to sit on the bench, and that’s a goodsign.”Scott, who predicts improvement overlast year’s 6-14, 2-4 record, feels the resultsto date are not indicative of the type of base¬ball the Maroons are capable of playing.“We’re talking a competitive ball clubhere,” said Scott. “If I have to throw five orsix hurlers at the opposition to win, I’ll do it.We’ll go with whoever has the hot hand.”One blow to the Maroons’ chances is theabsence of transfer student Don Haslam, apitcher who is out with a sore arm.The Maroons will play four non-confer¬ence games this week, before opening theConference schedule against Lawrence Sat¬urday at Stagg Field. Amnesty Internationalwill present a debate onTHE DEATH PENALTYSpeakers FOR the death penalty will be:William P. O’Connor, Assistant States Attorney, Felony Trial DivisionDaniel Hales, Attorney, and Vice-President of the Americans for Effective LawEnforcementSpeakers AGAINST the death penalty will be:James F. Bresnahan, S.J., Co-Director of the Ethics in Medical Practice Pro¬gram, Northwestern University Medical SchoolJohn Moran, Attorney, and Member of the Illinois Coalition Against the DeathPenaltyModerator: Robert M. Franklin, Instructor in Ethics and Society, Universityof ChicagoTUESDAY • APRIL 19 • 7:30 PMSWIFT LECTURE HALLReception FollowsFINAL 7 DAYS! FINAL 7 DAYS!Amateur & Professional PhotographerSUPER CLEAN-UP SALEEverything in the Photo Department MARKED WITH A YELLOW/RED STICKER will he sold at an ADDITIONAL25% DISCOUNT, from our already everyday low. low DISCOUNTED PRICES. Shop early while the selection isgreatest. Limited quantities.SAVE 50% to 70%We're Pricing to Sell! Sell! Sell!•Cameras & Accessories•Lenses•Agfa. Ilford & Kodak Papers•Flash Units•Cassette Players & Recorders•Video Tapes•Movie Reels & Cans •Camera Cases•Photo Albums A Refills•Film•Radios•Cassette Tapes•Reel-to-Reel Tapes•Dark Room AccessoriesSale Dates: April 13 to April 29. 1083All sales final No exchanges or creditsSale Prices are on in-stock items onlyThe University of Chicago BookstorePhotographic & Office Machines Department970 East 58th Street962-7558V7SA- mmtoummThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 19, 1983—13III MORRY’S DELI i(C-Shop Location Only!) jDINNER SPECIAL |(From 5 p.m. to 10 p.m.) |Vt BBQ CHICKEN jCOLE SLAW & ROLL, FREE POP & CHIPS. |CouponGood untilend of schoolyear.ELICTIMSvm TMAY n THMRMWAT THESE UCATNHS:Tuesday April 1910am-12 noon Cobb Hall1 lam-lpm Law School11:30am-l :30pm Medical StudentLounge11:30am-l :30pm Reynolds Club12 noon-2 pm5pm-7pm Business SchoolBurton-Judson Wednesday, April 20Woodward CourtPierce Hall 9:15am-l 1:45am Cobb HallInternational 11:30am-l :30pm ReynoldsHouse Club7pm-8pm Broadview Hall 12 noon-2pm Business7pm-8:30pm Shoreland SchoolPHOTOGRAPHIC & OFFICEFILM MACHINE DEPTPROCESSINGRENTALSBATTER IE 5RADIOSFRAMES CAMERASPHOTO ALBUMSDARKROOM EQ.CASSETTE TAPERECORDERSVIDEO TAPEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORE970 EAST 58TH ST. 962i7558 Classified AdsCLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at S2 per line. Ads are not ac¬cepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago, III. 60637 ATTN: Classified Ads. Ouroffice is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines:Wednesday noon for the Friday issue, Fridaynoon for the Tuesday issue. Absolutely no ex¬ceptions will be made! In case of errors forwhich the Maroon is responsible, adjustmentswill be made or corrections run only if thebusiness office is notified WITHIN ONECALENDAR WEEK of the original publica¬tion. The Maroon is not liable for any errors.SPACE6100 S. Dorchester, 2 BR apts for rent, 1 & 2bath, cptd., stove & refrig., all electric, securi¬ty buzzer, 1 yr. lease, 1 mo. sec. dept., no pets,$435-$450. CALL Sharon at 369 8484 for appt. &SPECIAL rent rebate offer good till 4/19/83.Hyde Park Studio Apts 245.00 clean quietbuilding newly decorated 4- carpeted stove +refrig laundry facilities 24 hour manager 5140S. Woodlawn 493-625055th & INGLESIDE1 bedroom condo in lovely security courtyardbuilding. New kitchen, bath. Full carpetingover beautiful oak floors - take your pick!Great association & amenities. Low, lowassessment! $43,000. Call 241-5198Beverly Shores, Ind. 3 nice homes. $45,000,$67,500 and $70,000. 45 minutes from U ot C.Call Renard at Callahan Realty. 219-926 4298.3 bedroom condominiums for sale 55th streetand Everett. Cal! 357-7926 evenings 979-6091days.Student Government publishes a weekly list ofavailable housing. Call 753-3273 or come to IdaNoyes 306 MF 12-5, TTh3-5.Large 3 br. 2 bath condo for sale by owner.Choice E. H. Park location. Lovely country kit¬chen, formal dr and sunny Ir. $69,900 for quicksale last unit in bldg, sold for much more. 3533386.Freshly decorated one bdrm. avail now at 52nd+ Woodlawn. $295. student discount avail. 6845030 bet. 8:30am or eves. 493-2329.Student Govt, publishes a list of available hous¬ing. Toadvertise (free) call 753-3273or come toIda Noyes 306 MF 12-5, TTh 3-5.Regents Park one bedroom apt. May 1 26th fl.View of Lake -I- Downtown 492.00 947-0453CalendarTUESDAYDOC: Experiment in Terror 8 p.m. Cobb *1.50Microbiology Dept.: Wolfgang Epstein on “Analy¬sis of an ATP-Driven Transport System In E. Coli”4 p.m. CLSC 1117Racquetball Club: 6:30-closing HCFH Courts 3+4.Everyone welcome.Germanic Lang. & Lit. Dept.: Prof. Wulf Wulfing,U. of Bochum, on “On mythicizing Woman in the19th Century: The Case of Queen Luise of Purssia” 4p.m. Harper 103T’ai Chi Classes: led by master Wu 8-10 p.m. INH3rd fl.Calvert House: Sacrament of Reconciliation 11:30a.m.; Investigation into CAtholicism 7 p.m.; BibleDiscussion Group at Shoreland 10 p.m.Advanced Genetics: Jack Szostak, Harvard Med.Cen., on “The Construction and Properties of Artifi¬cial Chromosomes” 2 p.m. CLSC 101Comm. On Virology Herpes Series: Niza Frenkel, U.of C., on “The Genetics of Herpes Simplex VirusDNA Replication: Viral Enzymes” 1-2 p.m. CLSC1117Career Counseling Summer Job Workshop: Noon,Rm. 200 Reynolds ClubWEDNESDAYI-House: Middle Eastern Dinner w/complimentarybeverages & live music 4:30 - 7:30 p.m. I-House Din¬ing Room for info call 753-2274LSF: Too Hot to Handle 9:16 p.m. Law School Aud.12DOC: The Children's Hour 8 p.m. Cobb *1.60Calvert House: Hunger Concern Group 8 p.m.Cen. for Middle Eaetern Studiee: Dr. Jonathon Kut-tab, prominent West Bank Lawyer, on “Life andPolitics On the West Bank" 8 p.m. SS 122Biochemistry Dept. Seminars: Dr. Thue W.Schwartz, U. of Copenhagen, on “Biogenesis of Pep¬tides in the F-Cell of the Endocrine Pancreas” 2 p.mCLSC 1117; Dr. Donald W. Cleveland, Johns Hop- 3 Bedroom - Totally renovated. All new; kit¬chen, bath, etc., plmg. oak doors, windows,floors, everything. Vicinity Co-op ShoppingCenter. $650 incl. heat 5/1 or before. Adults. NoPets. Call: 525-3373.SUMMER SUBLET $160/month furnished. 1block from 1C close to bus H6 view of Lake hugeliving-dining rooms Call 947-0359 before 10 amafter 11pm.1 Bedroom vicinity Co-op Shopping Centerlarge + airy. Sunporch. $425. 6/1 Adults NoPets 764-2493 or 525-3373Deluxe Condominium in court building2bdrms. + bath. New appliances. Laundry fac.5329 S. Dorchester. $600 per mo. 538-4939.FOR RE NT-Renovated hse. 2 adults or smalltarn, mod kit, fen yd, Ray Scl, frpl, prking, lomin wlk to U/C. 665 + util, avl 6/1. 301-730-4627eves.Summer sublet Furnished 2 be apt Largerooms Good bldg for children Early June thrumid-Sept 363-3504.TO RENT-Furnished 3-bedroom house withgarden. Near to University. For 5 monthsMayl - September 30. Conditions negotiable.No children above 5 years. Call MI3-3866 or 753-2492.1st Floor 2 Flat-OUT OF THE ORDINARYNew floors, walls, ceilings, living room hasfireplace and there is a free, built in laundry.Perfect for couple or 2 students. New refrig. &stove. May 1st occ furnished or unfurnished.$535 mo. includes all utilities. CALL : 643-7039.58th & Harper Condo. Newly remod. 3 bdrmswith IV2 baths, study, Irge. living & dining rms.All mod. appls, & new hdwd. firs. $85,000. Mortassum. at 10%. Ray 890-9390or (704) 892 4454.Non-smoking roommate wanted bdrm in coedapt. w/dishwasher Reas, rent, 55th 8, HydePark 667-1072.SPACE WANTEDSabbatical leave? We will house sit/rent. Startlate-summer/fall 83. Flexible. Marriedpostdoc, no children. References 684 5176.FOR SALEPASSPORT “PHOTOS WH ILE YOU WAIT !Model Camera 1342 E 55th 493-6700."Teargas" mace aerosal. Send for freecatalogue. Good protection against muggersand assaults. Write to: Smith, P.0 Box 17345,Chicago, IL 60617.Two original Acoustic Research speakers asking $65 for both Call Bob at 947-0558.For Sale: Strategy & tactics magazines withgames, Moves magazines, SPI games. 772-0387,kins U., on “Regulation of Tubulin Gene Expres¬sion” 4 p.m. CLSC 101Annual Social Service Review Lecture: Morris Jane-witz 4 p.m. SSA Wiatwib.U.C. Animal Welfare Group: meeting 7:30 p mINH.Badminton Club: 7:30-10:00 p.m. INH GymAnnual Social Service Group: Meeting 7:30 p.m.INHDuplicate Bridge: 7 p.m. INHRockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy Communion fol¬lowed by Breakfast 8 a.m.THURSDAYConcrete Gothic Theatre: The Real Inspector Houndby Tom Stoppard directed by Geoffrey Potter 8 p.m.Reynolds Club 3rd fir. Theatre *2.50 & *3 at doorMusic Dept.: Noon-time Concert: Schumann duetswith Ellen Harris, soprano; and Bruce Tammen,baritone. 12:15 p.m. Goodspeed HallTalking Pictures: La Dolce Vita I-House *2LSF: Gaslight 8:30 p m. Law Sch. Aud. *2DOC: Rebellion ratagonia 8 p.m. Cobb *2Rockefeller Chapel: Choral Vespers 6:15 p.m.Lloyd A. Fallers Memorial Lecture: Dr. Fuad Khuri,American U. Beirut, 1st of three lectures on “TheSociology of Islamic Sects: Religion and Sect inIslam: A System of Ideological Stratification” 4p.m. Harper 103Calvert House: Program for Students in the Busi¬ness School: Joseph Swift, pres, of Swift & Co., on“One Businessman: How He Lives the Faith” fol¬lowed by supper 5:30 p.m.; Meeting of Catholics forSocial Change 7:30 p.m.; Prayer Group meeting 8p.m.Physics Colloquium: Mitchell J. Feigenbaum, Cor¬nell U., on "Scaling at the Onset of Chaos” 4pmEck 133 'Brsnt House: Episcopal Eucharist, noon, BondChapelU.C. Judo Club: Meets for practice 6 p.m. Bartlett14—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 19, 1983Classified AdsFOR SALE : 1972 SAAB 4 spd trans. 2DR. Runswell, needs some TLC. Asking $850 or best of¬fer. Call 643 9654 6:30-10pm, ask for Rochelle,Weekdays only.Darkroom Clearance Sale!!!Save up to 50% on selected paperEasels, Timers, etc. Everthing must Go!MODEL CAME RA 1342 E. 55th St. 493 6700PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processing.Research conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communication, Department of Behavioral Sciences.Phone 962 8859. AfternoonsComputer Programmer - 20 hrs./wk.Knowledge of SPSS requ. FILEBOL helpful.Call Tucker wkdays 3-5 p.m. at 947-6902.RIGHT HANDED SUBJECTS wanted forresearch on preception/brain functioning.$3/hr. 962-8846.Earn $500 or more each school year. FlexibleHours. Monthly payment for placing posters oncampus. Bonus based on results. Prizes awarded as well. 800-526-0883.Sitter wanted for ten-year old. Occasionalevenings, near Blackstone Hall. 955-0159.WANTED ,ROOMMATE male or female, grad studentpref, to live with female med student in 2 br 3rdfl apt starting in June or Sept. Newlyrenovated, wooden fls security entrance 2 porches build. Laundry facil. rent $230/mo heat &hot water inc. Call Jan evenings after 5pm. 667-7669SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.JAMES BONE, EDITOR Typist, 363-0522.The Group For The Study Of CommunicationProcesses is offering a 4 session trainingseminar in Active Listening for resear¬chers/interviewers beginning 4/21. Total costis $100. For more information, call 363-8580.PROFESSIONAL TYPING. Large or smalljobs. Competitive prices. 324 5943, 667-4285.PROFESSIONAL TYPING, Reasonable 6846882.Typing. Term papers theses, etc. IBM Correcting Selectric. All projects welcome. 791-1674.Discount Moving and Hauling ReasonableRates and Free Estimates Seven Days a WeekDay and Evening References Available. CallTom 8 10am 6 to 10pm at 375-6247.General and legal typing services. Promptpick up and delivery. Contact Victoria Gordon752-1983.GRAPHS/lllustrations for your thesis, papers,or books. Professional illustrator 684-5176.SCENESLes Beaux Parleurs (Club Francais) Reunionle jeudi 21 avril a 20h a Ida Noyes. Conversa¬tion, Boissons, et Patisseries.. Le samedi 23avril, soiree au cinema de i'Art Institute;seance a 18h, suive d'un diner au restaurant.Venez nombreux! Pour tous renseignements,telephonez Lesa a 753-2249 #1325.Studios, 1 & 2 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335 % Student Discounts9:00 A.M.-4:30 P.M.Monday thru FridaySat. 10-4 RIDESI'm interested in being a car pool rider, livingin Hammond, IN area. Willdrive to your home.Call Kathy at Law School 962-9577.LOST AND FOUNDLOST: Pulsar watch with gold band, eveningof April 13, REWARD: $30. Call Diane, 363-3121.WE NEED YOUImmigration, Hospitals. Homes and centersfor senior citizens. Emergency aid for Jewishcommunities around the world. In Israel, theUS, and elsewhere, the U JA helps people in allthese ways. We are one - and we need you tohelp in this spring's UC UJA JUF campaign.For more info, call Dave at 493-7651.PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIOPortraits, Weddings, and Special Events arenow being booked by Hyde Park's newest portrait studio. Call and speak with Ron Milewskiat The Better Image.1344 E. 55th St. 643-6262UN IT TRAYS!Tired of all your game pieces falling out oftheir boxes? Try CLOSE SIMULATIONS UnitTrays. Hold them upside down and nothingfalls out! 3 for $6.65, plus $1 postage. (III.residents ad 40c tax) to CLOSE SIMULATIONS P.O. Box 2246, Dept P. Northbrook, II.60062.UNITED JEWISHAPPEALThe U of Chicago United Jewish Ap¬peal/Federation Campaign '83 is April 10-25.Volunteer, pledge, contribute. Help others.Contact David at 493-7651.59TH& BLACKSTONESummer sublet available June 10. Completelyand beautifully furnished, sunny 2>/2 room withbalcony & porch. Subsidized at $325. 241 5203.ATTN: GAMBLERSDealers are needed for IHC's Monte Carlo NiteApr. 29. Call Paul Demopoulos 753-2233 orCraig Johnson 753 8342 if interestedREAL INSPECTOR HOUNDCome See The Real Inspector Hound directedby Geoff Potter and presented by ConcreteGothic Theater. The play will be performed atthe third floor Reynolds Club Theater on Fri.,April 15, Sat. 16, Thu. 21, Fri 22, Sat. 23at8pmTHE MIKADODiscount Tickets for Lyric Opera's Mikado.May 20 8 p.m. $13.50 Order form SAO Rm. 210INH 753-3592 Orders taken until 4/29.BAND AVAILABLEThe BLUE CHIPS can turn a party into anevent. N ick 684 5639 Peter 947-9332 Stu 241 -6981.PUBMOVIEBULLIT, starring Steve McQueen + AliMcGraw, will be shown at 7 + 11 pm, Tuesday,April 19. Members only 21 + over. STEPTUTORINGHelp a child feel bright and intelligent.Volunteer to tutor elementary and high schoolstudents, spring and/or summer qtr. contactMike (eve) at 241-6394 for more information.TRADE EXCHANGEBROKERSFULL OR PART TIME we are seekingqualified people to help us organize severalcommunity trade associations which will inter¬face with our national network of IndependentBarter Exchanges. Training in sales bankingor mgt. helpful but not necessary. Must com¬municate well to business and professionalpeople and have organizational ability. Con¬tact John Klafter Phillips288 5060.GAY DANCEGaLa presents a disco/benefit for HowardBrown Memorial Clinic on Sat. April 23rd from9-lam at the International House Eat Lounge,a $5 donation is requested. Plenty ofrefreshments and special guest NorthwesternU. GALA. Also, the GROUP now meetsTuesdays at 9:00pm at 5446 S. Kimbark. All arewelcome for talk and good company.JAZZ AT THE PUB;The Pete Baron Jazztet plays the PUB April 21I0pm-I2am immediately following the Hill St.Blues PUB membership required only $2available at the PUB w/UCID. 2lyrs & olderplease.PUBMOVIEBULLIT, starring Steve McQueen -f AliMcGraw, will be shown at 7 + 11 pm, Tuesday,April 19 Members only 21 + over.TIME$AVERSThe Communication ProfessionalsDocument Preparation, Manuscripts,Theses, Term Papers,Word Processing & IBM Selectrics"Your Deadline Is Our Timetable"470-0231 DAWNin the South Atlantic... Suddenly a Harrier flysover and there is the sound of shells. The BritishInvasion has begun! This is "The FalklandsWar," not some cheap quickie design, but a detail¬ed simulation of the battle based on top levelBritish sources, including participants in the bat¬tle. Every plane, ship and troop used by both sidesare in this simulation. Also included: a large threecolor map, over 100 counters, charts, rules andplayers' notes in an attractive bookshelf box. Thefight for the wind-swept islands is on! $14.00 (III.residents please add 84c tax) plus $i for postageand handling to CLOSE SIMULATIONS, Dept. T.P.O. Box 2247, Northbrook, II. 60062.JAZZ AT THE PUBThe Pete Baron Jazztet plays the Pub April 2110pm 12am immediately following the Hill StBlues PUB Membership required only $2available at the PUB 2/UCID. 2lyrs & olderplease.SSRESEARCH SUBJECTSSSWe pay $123 for your participation in a 6-weekdrug preference study. Minimal time required,non-experimental drugs. If you are between 21and 35 and in good health, call 962-1536 or 962-1537 for further information.FOIWhat does the government know about you?Send $5 for a copy of. A Citizen's Guide On HowTo Use The Freedom of Information Act In Re¬questing Government Documents; to BetterDays, P O Box 574, EImhurst, III. 60126. _ you have $160 & a way tolr get to N.Y., you can be inEurope by the day after tomorrowwith AIRHITCH. For details, call(800)372-1234ELEGANT COLONIALAT 49TH & KIMBARKThis handsome home is beautifully situated ona triple lot. The mahogany french doors thatlead to the living room, dining room and sunroom add to its attractiveness. The spacious L-shaped country kitchen is extended by a cozybreakfast room, and all the rooms are light andbright. A perfect home for a large family but notso large as to be unmanageable. The two-carbrick garage has an electric door opener and afour-room apartment above. $385,000Mrs. Ridlon.BRAND NEW LISTING"E" trilevel townhouse. Large backyard and GARAGE. Tastefully simpleand immaculate ... with all the efficient advantages. Centrally air-conditioned. Margo Bouer.TWO ON CAMPUSVISTA HOMES. Rarely available one bedroom apartment in elegantcooperative hirise. Excellent security. Views of Jackson Park and Museumof Science and Industry. Immediate possession. GARAGE SPACEINCLUDED. $38,000. Eleanor Coe.ON THE MIDWAY. Charming two bedroom coop apartment in superbcondition. Treetop views of gardens and park. Lots of closets and storage.Heated garage space included. Low assessments. $49,500. Kay WertzKennedy, Ryan, Monigal & Associates667-6666 • 5508 S Lake Par* Ave5234 S. Dorchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-0200The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 19, 1983—15Informational MeetingsAboutTHE HUMANBIOLOGY MAJORA New Offering in the Bio SciCollegiate Divisionwill be held onTuesday, April 19,1:00 - 2:30 Harper 284Wednesday, April 27,4:00 - 5:30 Harper 284The new Human Biology concentration in the Collegeis designed for students with a wide range of interestsand a particular interest in the biology of human be¬ings. This undergraduate program will focus on thedevelopment and function of the human organism, aswell as the nature of the interactions between in¬dividuals and their social and cultural environments.All students intrigued by this subject mat¬ter-regardless of their field of interest—are en¬couraged to attend.Applications AvailableBeginning April 20 inHarper 587, East TowerFACULTY-STUDENT ADVISORY COMMITTEE ON CAMPUS STUDENT LIFEELECTIONS 1983-84In May, students throughout the University will have an opportunity to elect eight of their fellows to theFaculty-Student Advisory Committee on Campus Student Life (FSACCSL). These eight will meet withselected faculty and the Dean of Students in the University to advise the latter on the range of non-academicfunctions that are performed by his office. All students in the College, Divisions and Schools interested inserving on FSACCSL are urged to consult the Dean of Students Office (Administration 219) for nominatingpetitions and further instructions.To qualify for candidacy, one must be a registered degree candidate in good standing who will also beregistered in the University during the 1983-84 academic year. A student must file for candidacy from theacademic constituency in which he or she will be a student in 1983-84.Nominating petitions are available now in Administration 219. A candidate should have his nominatingpetition endorsed by the signatures of at least 30 students in the electoral constituency in which he or shewill be registered in 1983-84.Nominatina petitions must be returned to the Office of the Dean of Students no later than 4:00 p.m. onFriday, April 29th.(Since the first official announcement of this election, 14undergraduate students have filed for candidacy. Applicationsfrom interested graduate and professional students are especiallyencouraged. - C.D.O’C)Order Kodak colorprmtsandsaveon Kodak colorenlargements!■ Bring in any 24- or 36-exposure roll of Kodacolorfilm ■ Ask for Kodak pro¬cessing for standard 3R-size color prints ■ Receivea special coupon withyour prints that savesyou money on yournext order of Kodakcolor enlargements■ $1 off 8” x 8", 8" x 10" or8"x 12" ■ $2 off 10" x 14",11" x 11" or 11" x 14" ■ $4off 16" x 16", 13y2"x20",16" x 20" or 16" x 24"THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTOREPHOTO & OFFICE MACHINES DEPARTMENT. 970 EAST 58th STREET- 962-7558 hSaw s/tosT ®Special offer ends June 1, 1983 Onecoupon per enlargement. Couponsredeemed throuch September 2,1983