centerspread Striking OutGargoyles in the AtticFeatures David debates Goliathpage fiveThe Chicago MaroonVolume 92, No. 45 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1983 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, April 12, 1983PHOTO BY ZLATKO BATISTICHA panel discussion at the AAUS conference last weekend.Panelists are (I. to r.) Steven Toulmin, Richard Taub,Lawrence Furnstahl, and Jonathan Z. Smith.A scene from the first MARRS event, as King Alen Elegi!crowns his successor. See centerspread for the story.College Council adopts quarterly2-day reading period for 1983-84By Anna FeldmanThe College Council approvedFriday the implementation of atwo-day reading period everyquarter next year and a one-daybreak during winter quarter in ef¬forts to alleviate problems with thepacing of students’ workloads. Theexperimental program will be re¬viewed by the College Council inthe spring of 1984.The other changes made by TheCouncil include revisions of theCouncil’s constitution, a proposalto abolish the F* grade, and the es¬tablishment of a new major in theNew Collegiate Division.The revised proposal acceptedby the Council Friday replaces aformer proposal made Jan. 25 toshorten the quarter to a nine-weekperiod, allowing for a one-weekstudy period before finals.According to Donald Levine,dean of the College, that proposal“met with a lot of resistanceamong students and faculty.” Still,he said, “there was broad agree¬ment that some incrementalchange in that direction should beaccepted.”Under the terms of the revision,the College faculty “shall observea two-day Reading and Reviewperiod at the end of the tenth weekof each quarter. During thisperiod, no new material shall beassigned, and no final examina¬tions shall be scheduled.” Levinesaid that while it is expected thatclasses will not meet on thosedays, faculty may schedule reviewsessions, as long as no new materi¬al is covered.The revision also provides for aone-day break from classes to beobserved sometime during winterquarter, to be decided by the deanof the College after consulting withthe Committee of the CollegeCouncil and with the College Exec¬utive Committee.After the initial proposal, saidLevine, members of the CollegeCouncil met with the Collegiate di¬visions, departments and studentcommittees, and held public dis¬cussions. Three things, he said,emerged from these conversa¬tions. First was the “broad concensusthat the problem of pacing thework of students in the College is aserious one,” Levine said. Second,it was decided that a day or two ofstudy is necessary to relieve somepressure, and a recent surveytaken by freshman representa¬tives in Student Government re¬flects the same feeling on the partof students.The third result of the discus¬sions was the proposal of severalways of lessening workload andpressure on students. One idea isto reserve certain weeks for the as¬signment of mid-quarter examsfor some divisions, and otherweeks for other divisions. Thiswould prevent an unusually heavyworkload for a student during anyone week of the quarter.Another idea discussed is tochange one-hour classes held Mon¬day, Wednesday and Friday after¬noons to one-and-a-half-hourclasses held Monday and Wednes¬day only, leaving Friday after¬noons open for students. Also, ithas been proposed that freshmentaking particularly demandingcourses such as chemistry or Rus¬sian, be encouraged to take onlythree courses a quarter.Changes in the constitution ofthe College Council, another resultof Friday’s meeting, do not direct¬ly affect students, although theyrepresent a major change in thegoverning of the Council. Theamendments consist in part of theinclusion of the Governing Com¬mittees of the Collegiate Divisionswith the committees of the Coun¬cil.The abolishment of the F* grade,proposed Friday cannot becomepermanent until the next meetingof the Council May 17. Levine saidthat according to the “two-meet¬ing rule,” no resolution can beacted on at the same meeting atwhich it is proposed.According to the proposal, if aninstructor submits the grades of acourse but not those of a particularstudent, the registrar will record a‘Q’ for ‘query’ on the studentsgrade report, but not on the stu¬dent’s permanent transcript. In the present system, a studentwould receive an F* under thesame circumstances. After sever¬al weeks, an F* turns to an F if thestudent fails to take action tochange the grade, and this F ap¬pears on the student’s transcript;however, a Q on the student’sgrade report will remain a Q untilaction is taken, but it will never ap¬pear on the permanent transcript.If the Q is never changed, a blankremains next to the course title onthe transcript, and that course isnot counted at all in the figuring ofthe student’s GPA.Continued on page 10Pulver predicting Epton victory;Dobry says north lakefront keyBy Cliff GrammichIn Tuesday’s municipal generalelections, Fifth Ward RepublicanCommitteeman Owen Pulver isconfident that Bernard Epton willlead the Republicans into CityHall. Fifth Ward Democratic Com¬mitteeman Alan Dobry, howeveris making no predictions, but ex¬pressed belief that the election willbe decided by voters along thenorth lakeshore.Pulver, in predicting an Eptonvictory, said “citywide, we’regoing to win.” He also said thatEpton has “a lot of support” inHyde Park, where Epton has livedfor most of his life, and where heserved as a state representative.Pulver said that in the polls, voters“will vote their conscience, andnot color.” Pulver believes that“the best man is going to win.”Epton is trying to become a firstRepublican mayor of Chicagosince William Hale Thompson wasre-elected in 1927. Epton’s candi¬dacy was earlier seen as a long-shot campaign. When Epton askedfor the Republican Central Com¬mittee’s endorsement last No¬vember, only 27 of 50 ward com¬mitteemen attended the meeting,perhaps overwhelmed by the futili¬ty in the cause of electing a Repub¬lican mayor.The last Republican mayor, Wil¬liam Hale Thompson, was firstelected in 1919 in one of Chicago’sclosest elections. In that election,blacks en masse voted for Republi¬can Thompson against the white-dominated Democratic Party inthe racially tense year. Thompsonwas defeated in 1923, but regainedthe mayor’s office in 1927. In 1931,however, Anton Cermak defeatedThompson to begin the Democrats’long reign in City Hall.In 1955, former 5th Ward Aider-man Robert Merriam, running asa Republican, ran a strong raceagainst Democrat Richard J.Daley. Daley was victorious in athree-way Democratic primary.After 1955, the only serious threatDaley had in a general electioncame in 1963, when Democrat-turned-Republican Benjamin Ada- mowski ran strongly againstDaley capturing many votes fromthe white areas of the Northwestand Southwest Sides. However,Daley ran well in black areas andwas elected to his third term.Harold WashingtonEpton has been able to exploitweaknesses in Washington, cap¬turing many voters who supportedJane Byrne or Richard M. Daley inthe Democratic primary. Whilenearly 1.2 million voted in theDemocratic primary, only 12,000voted in the Republican primary,in which Epton ran unopposed. Inthe recent campaign, Epton hasmanaged to lure voters who wereeither disenchanted by Washing¬ton’s legal record, his race, orother misgivings. Despite Chica¬go’s image as a “Republicanwasteland,” about 25 percent ofthe voters in the general electionare Republicans.Fifth Ward Democratic Commit¬teeman Alan Dobry has expressedconcern over Epton’s late surge.He sees a “very close” race, withWashington sweeping the blackareas of the city, and Epton win¬ning the white Northwest andSouthwest sides. He believes thatthe north shore lakefront votecould decide the election, and thatWashington has only recently rea¬lized the problems he has on the la-Two found dead in HP apt.A Hyde Park man and a Broad¬view woman were found shot todeath Saturday in the man’s HydePark apartment. Police have saidthat the killings were probablydrug related. The victims wereDaniel Grady, 30, of 5112 S. Wood-lawn Ave., and Lynn Jones, 25, of1837 S. 15th Ave., Broadview.After noon Saturday, police in¬vestigated Grady’s apartment kefront in winning voters. Dobryalso expressed dismay at disor¬ganization in the Washington cam¬paign, and he noted several con¬flicts between Washingtonworkers and his own forces work¬ing for Washington.In the 5th Ward, Dobry seesWashington taking South Shoreand Woodlawn precincts with atleast 98 percent, based on plus-minus counts by Washington can¬vassers. In Hyde Park precincts,Dobry believes that Washingtonwill do well, but not as well as hepossibly could. Dobry sees prob¬lems for Washington in east HydePark precincts, where manyvoters are acquainted with Eptonfrom his former residence here.Dobry expressed concerns aboutprecincts 24, 38, and 39. Daley wonthe 24th and 38th in the primary,and Dobry believes that conserva¬tive orientation of these precinctsmay mean a good performance byEpton there.No matter who wins the mayor’srace, this community is sure tohave its first mayor since Ken¬wood resident Ed Kelly steppeddown in 1947. Washington is a HydePark resident, Epton lived here formany years, and even the SocialistWorkers Party candidate, Ed War¬ren, is a Hyde Park resident.after neighbors complained aboutfishing and gunshots. Policemenfound Grady and Jones tied up, andthe apartment ransacked.Police also found drug parapher¬nalia in the apartment, which ledinvestigators to conclude that thepects, and the case is still under in¬vestigation. Bernard EptonMORRY'S DELILocated inTHE "C" SHOP1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolds ClubNOW OPEN 'TIL 10 PM. 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The topic of the day-long con¬ference, “Trends in Trade and Protection¬ism,” has attracted speakers from bothindustry and government.Recent developments affecting UnitedStates trading relations with various coun¬tries, particularly the Asia/Pacific Basinnations, will be discussed. John Steurmer,an economist at the First National Bank ofChicago, will give his opinion of the long¬term prospects for profitable trade withMainland China.Representatives from Motorola Inc., andControl Data’s trading company subsidiarywill describe their companies experiencesexporting to various countries The Illinoisbased Motorola has attracted attention re¬cently for their public campaign describingtheir “two-pronged” approach to competingwith the Japanese.Other speakers include the senior vicepresident of one of the largest JapaneseTrading companies, C. Itoh, and the direc¬tor of the Department of Commerce’s Inter¬national Trade Commission. The Australiantrade commissioner will also talk on the fu¬ture of Australia-US trade.Tickets for the conference, which includesa buffet lunch, are on sale in the lobby ofStuart Hall during lunch hour. All membersof the University community are welcome. Memberswho have r<cast their laround Hyd*locations forwards. (Retare in the 20S. InglesideFourth wartPrecinct University communityd to vote in Illinois cantoday at polling placesBelow is a listing of pollUs of the fourth and fifthof Burton-Judson CourtI, and are to vote at 6145Is AvethSt.thSt.tisAve.meil Ave.trper Ave.nwnnrf Aw1556 E. 56th St.5027 S. Cornell Ave.1701 E. 53rd St.5475 S. Everett Ave.1701 E. 53rd St5346 S Cornell Ave.1700 E. 56th St.5715 S. Drexet Ave.5631 S. Kimbark Ave.5631 S. Kimbark Ave.5631 S. Kimbark Ave.1642 E. 56th St.5541 S. Everett Ave.5500 S. Shore Drive5844 S. Stony Island Ave.5805 S. Dorchester Ave.5631 S. Kimbark Ave.6040 S. Harper Ave.MORRY'S DELILocated inTHE "C" SHOP1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolds ClubNOW OPEN 'TIL 10 PMMorry'i - The Better Alternative for Dinner Tonite US tells schools to ignore draft/aid lawThe United States Department of Educa¬tion has informed colleges that students nowapplying for financial aid should not be re¬quired to certify registration for the draft,because of an injunction issued last monthin Minnesota. However, some applicationforms already contain questions concerningregistration status.Judge Donald D. Alsop of the US DistrictCourt for Minnesota issued the injunction,pending outcome of a case before him thechallenges the constitutionality of the lawtying aid eligibility to registration for thedraft.Since the injunction was issued, questionshave been raised about whether the banmeant that colleges should not even prepareto administer the new law. The preparationitself would be a bureaucratic task of largeproportions.According to the new law, verification ofregistration becomes a requirement afterJune 30, and many colleges have already begun asking students to certify registra¬tion. The Education Department itself hasalready sent out some 1.4 million Pell Grantforms that include questions about draftregistration.Lawyers for the Minnesota students whofiled the suit against registration require¬ment contend that requiring students to fillout these forms violates Judge Alsop’s in¬junction.Justice Department lawyers have con¬cluded that colleges cannot require studentsto fill out the part of aid applications thatrefers to registration status, since violationof the injunction amounts to contempt ofcourt.However, students may voluntarily sup¬ply registration information.A letter from the Department of Educa¬tion being sent out to all learning institutionsrequires that the colleges themselves keepstudents up to date on status of the registra¬tion law.‘A comic whodunit’ at WoodwardBy Michael ElliottThe first Woodward Court lecture thisquarter is “a murder mystery, a cosmicwhodunit,” says Marshall Sahlins, profes¬sor of anthropology.Sahlins will present “Captain JamesCook, or the Dying God” tonight, at 8:30p.m. in the Woodward Court cafeteria.On Feb. 14, 1779, James Cook, captain ofH.M.S. Resolution, was killed in a battlewith Polynesian tribesmen while anchoredoff the coast of Hawaii with a broken mast.Who (or what) killed him? Was it the irondaggers that he gave to the islanders duringhis first stop one week earlier? Was it theangry tribesmen fighting to free their king,captured after the theft of the Discovery'scutter? Or was it the incarnation of the cli¬max of an annual ritual pitting man againstgod in a battle for woman, ending with a vic¬tory for man and continued fertility for allof mankind?As Sahlins describes, a series of coinci¬dences caused the Polynesian priests toidentify Captain Cook as Lono, the god offertility associated both with the winterstorms that broke the summer drought andwith human reproduction. Because Cook ar¬rived at winter solstice, his stop coincidedwith the annual New Year’s celebration marking the return of Lono to the islands.The coincidence was strengthened whenCook made a right-hand circuit of the is¬lands and anchored at Kealakekua off thecoast of Hawaii, thereby following the tradi¬tional mythical pathway of Lono.During the next month and a half, Cook’sunconcious portrayal of his prescribed di¬vine rule leading to his eventual destructionmakes the myth come to life; or, as Sahlinsputs it, “Cook’s death at Hawaiian handscan be described as the ritual sequel, thehistorical metaphor of a mythical reality.”While Cook realized that he was recog¬nized as an important god, and later studiesshowed the details of the mythical celebra¬tion that Cook’s men saw, it was Sahlinsthat first undertook a Frazierian study toexplain the reactions of the Polynesians toCook. “My contribution was to analyze themeaning of the ceremony to explain thedrastic changes in attitudes towards Cookamong the Polynesians.” said Sahlins.“Also, using a computer, I was able tomatch European with Hawaiian dates andtell where Cook was in the context of the Ha¬waiian lunar calendar.”After the murderer is revealed, refresh¬ments will be provided by Woodward CourtResident Masters Izaak and Pera Wirszup.STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSEMBLY MEETINGTHURSDAY • 7:30 PM • STUARTExecutive Council MeetingWednesday • 7pm •Alan's REMINDER: Election petitions are due Wednesday,April 13 at 5 pm in SC OfficeICELANUAIR IS STILLYOUR REST VALUETO EUROPELUXEMBOURGR0UN0TRIP*489 *499 *539conii FROMD1ITI1MDC/ EDAM■ Vi UmNEW YORK DALI IMUNE/WASHINGTON rnUIYICHICAGOSuper APEX Fares. 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A productioncompany affiliated with PBS had gatheredseven young people from around the nationto debate economic issues with the Yoda ofmonetarism. Friedman would state the po¬sitions it had taken him 50 years to formu¬late and it was our job to raise any objec¬tions that happened to come into our heads.Then, Friedman would grin confidently anddemolish everything wfe said. It was an eco¬nomic version of Father Knows Best.That’s not to say that Friedman wasn’tfriendly during the slaughter. A matadorcan afford to be gracious while fighting amalnourished bull. He was always smilingand saying things like, “It’s such a shameyou don’t know what you’re talking about,”and “You know, that last piece of misinfor¬mation was really well-phrased.”As a matter of fact, Carola and Lee,armed with well-trained analytic minds, didwell. By the third year, law students havedeveloped this ability to stand amidst arainstorm of refutation and still appearbone dry. When Friedman explained thecomplexities of currency exchange rates Ihad to admit I was baffled. But to a law stu¬dent, nothing is confusing, merely “coun¬terintuitive,” and that sounds damn intelli¬gent. It was they who benefited most fromRose Friedman’s advice that you shouldnever admit anything to Milton, no matterhow rudimentary. If he asserts the sky isblue, deny it against all reason. Once hegets you to admit that the sky is indeed blue,he’ll force you to concede that federal aid toeducation is counterproductive.You see, Milton Friedman is one of thosepeople who has the truth by the short hairs.“Once he gets you to admit thatthe sky is blue, he'll force you toconcede that federal aid to educa¬tion is counterproductiveHe seemed to sincerely fear for my soul be¬cause I had not accepted his libertarianmessage. We had dinner at ChirardelliSquare in San Francisco and he pushedaway his fettucini until he had persuadedme that the path of collectivism led to eco¬nomic and spiritual damnation. Showedunder by reason and statistics, I had to re¬sort to that Nietzschean epigram, “Thereare no facts, only interpretations,” which isa wonderful thing to say when somebodyhas just beaten your pants off in an argu¬ment. I haven’t decided if Milton Friedmanis the most intelligent man I’ve ever met,but he’s certainly the most persuasive.Rose Friedman deserves special mentionfor being one of the few women on earth tosurvive being married to a man who knowseverything. Fortunately, they agree muchof the time. When conflicts arise, she ca¬joles him with a loving good humor. Afterone sequence, Milton marched off to his of¬fice in the Hoover Institute with Rose in tow.It turned out he had gone down the wrongcorridor. As they passed by us on the cor¬rected course we heard Rose mumblingunder her breath, “Every time I follow aman he leads me in the wrong direction.”Physically, intellectually and emotionallythey support Aristophanes’ argument inThe Symposium that true lovers are halvesof a rounded whole which was separated be¬fore birth. And shows like this one must put a strain on a marriage. Milton must growweary when he finds that the only place hecan broadcast his libertarian views is on atelevision network funded by the federalgovernment.The most curious sight of the week wasone I missed. Wednesday night, Milton andRose dined with Arnold Schwartzenegger,who studied economics in Austria and ad¬mires monetarism. Apparently, FriedmanMilton Friedmanfound him engaging and Rose thought himperfectly charming. At 4T1”, both of themcould have served as Arnold’s tie-clasp hadthe arguments grown too heated.This was my first trip to California, andas a New Yorker whose image of the coast isdrawn from the movie Annie Hall, I felt acertain responsibility to hate it. I failed atthis as well. San Francisco compares to Chi¬cago the way a shimmering flower bedcompares to gonorrhea. I asked Mrs. Fried¬man if there was anything in Chicago shemissed while living in California. “Not athing,” she answered.Of course adjusting to California was dif¬ficult. I bought a few Linda Rondstadt re¬cords beforehand to prepare me for the li¬festyle but nothing could have readied mefor the University of Hawaii women’s vol¬leyball team which I found lounging by thepool at the Palo Alto Holiday Inn.Stanford itself offered a whole variety ofdilemmas. The campus is gorgeous and the“People at Stanford aren't asstupid as they are here but theywork at it harder. ”people rich, beautiful and gifted, but myChicago education wouldn’t let me acceptthe notion that it was possible to get any¬thing accomplished withot a great deal ofsuffering. People at Stanford aren’t as stu¬pid as they are here but they work at itharder.I would tell you that despite all my travelsI couldn’t wait to get back to the good old Uof C, but the seven stewardesses it took todrag me kicking and screaming onto theChicago-bound plane would tell you I waslying.TRAVEL y AGENCYSOUTH SHORE BANK BLDG. • 1950 E. 71st St. • 684-3030We deliver your airline and Amtrak ticketsat no extra cost (orders over 150.00)• LAS VEGAS .... 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Available at theDepartment of Music Concert Office,Goodspeed Hall 310, and at the Mandel HallTicket Center one week preceding concert.nApconunq TrentsFriday, April 22, - ContemporaryChamber Players8:00 p.m., Mandel HallThe CCP under the direction of Ralph Shapey willgive the annual concert sponsored by theFromm Music Foundation.Free tickets are available at the Music Depart¬ment, Goodspeed Hall 310.jivn [<A\\lv>To All UndergraduatesThe Dean of the Collegeand the Staff of "HumanBeing and Citizen"presentCollegiate Lecturesin the Liberal Artson books, themes, and questionsconsidered in the common coreSpring Quarter, 1983Thursday, April 14Thursday, April 28 Eva Brann(St. John s College)Philip Kurland "On The Declarationof independence""Religion and theConstitution"Wednesday, May 18 Leszek Kolakowski "The Kantian Legacyand the Survival ofour Civilization"All lectures are in Swift Lecture Hailat 8 PMDiscussion follows each lecture.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 11, 1983—5and other legendsEditor’s Note:Most institutions of higher educationhave a number of legends which add to thestature of the school. One prestigiousschool on the East Coast has a pillarstanding in the center of campus, calledthe President’s Pillar and named for theschool’s first leader. Supposedly the pillarwill collapse if a virgin walks in front ofit...but so far the pillar has stood forseveral generations.Certain that this school is no differentfrom any other, a reporter was assigned togather the legends of the University ofChicago. She filed the following report,noting, “I made no attempt to find out ifany of this stuff is true, since I didn’t thinkthe nature of the piece required it. ”By Sondra KruegerThe University of Chicago, despite itsrelative youth and a location perceived as‘out west’ by anyone living east of Indiana,has managed to build itself quite areputation as an academic institution ofthe highest caliber, but it still suffers froman inferiority complex brought on by theabove factors and a lack of namerecognition by the average citizen on thestreet. It has, however, accumulated astore of legends and rumors over the pastninety years that help to give it a sense ofvenerability and tradition.It is a widely held belief that the basicarchitecture of the campus, reminiscent ofOxford, was planned with an eye to givingthe young university old snob appeal. Butthe caretakers goofed — they did such agood job they kept the buildings lookingnew. That, at least, appears to be themoral of a story that is told about a visitby the Prince of Wales during the 1930s.After being shown around oamDus. he6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 11, remarked that the hall in Hutch Commonswas just like one at Oxford — except atOxford they never washed the windows.The University, ever mindful of itsstudents’ bank accounts, took the commeto heart and the windows haven’t beentouched by a window washer since.But the University does work hard topreserve itself, and a popular story aboutthe gargoyles maintains that, paranoid asthe idea seems, during World War II theadministration was worried about thepossibility of Chicago being bombed by theGermans. The gargoyles, having beencrafted by a dying breed of artisans, weretaken down and stored in various places oncampus for the duration of the war. By thetime it was over, of course, theadministration, like squirrels who burynuts, couldn’t remember where all thegargoyles were, and it is said thatsuccessful gargoyle-hunts are possibleeven today.Our lovely campus is also blessed withsome intriguing sculptures, and at leastone of these pieces has a wonderful storyto go with it. The provocative bit of broruein front of Harper, titled WHY?, wassupposedly donated by the grieving widowof a certain professor who had a falling outwith the administration, and as aconsequence was given an office on thesixth floor of Harper. This being before theinstallation of the elevators, thesomewhhat elderly professor eventuallywas defeated by the climb and succumbedto a heart attack. His embittered wifepresented the University with theappropriate statue.Another version says that the statue w; sgiven by the professor himself, after hewas fired.As do all institutions with a desire for1983 permanence, the U of C likes to keepreminding people of the ‘old tradition’they’re a part of here, and in order tofoster this feeling, things such as the goldseal on the floor of Reynolds Club havebeen installed. Though the real reason fornot stepping on the seal undoubtedly has alot to do with a desire to preserve theraised design, it’s a lot more fun to tellpeople that no one should walk on the sealbecause of a curse connected with thedeed: anyone stepping on the seal won’tgraduate. There apparently hasn’t beenany research done to verify this, butthere’s a great dissertation topic waitingthere for someone.Maybe Elvis Costello stepped on the sealand lost all hope of graduating — at least,the story is that he was a graduate studenthere before transferring to the LondonSchool of Economics, where he learnedhow to make lots of money by becoming arock star.There are some good stories aboutpresidents of the University also. It is saidthat Hutchins used to go around handingout transfer applications to any studentwho complained about anything, and he isalso supposed to have replied to a requestfor an engineering school by saying “Sir,we are not a trade school.”The time-honored tradition of “sleepingout on the Quads” ostensibly got its startduring the early 60s, when students viedfor the privilege of taking classes withHanna Gray, an immensely popular youngprofessor.Staid though we try to be, thepresidential annals were forever sullied byMax Mason. You’ve probably never heardof him; his picture appears nowhereexcept the Alumni Fund portraits. But it iswhispered that his term of office wasabruptly ended when he and a youngfemale Labbie were discovered in the backseat of a car, engaged in acts of a “highlyquestionable nature.”And even though the architects tried sohard, the physical campus has succeededin building its own identity. For instance,we have probably the only radioactivelibrary in the country. Due to the Reg’sproximity to the Enrico Fermi’s nuclearlaboratory, A and B levels were rumoredto be so dangerously radioactive that a fewyears ago officials were forced to bring inexperts to verify that the level of radiationwas not unusually high; the action reassured students who had virtuallystopped using those areas of the library.The original music building, LexingtonHall, stood on the grassy area just south ofthe Oriental Institute and never wanted foreager patrons — at least not during theColumbian Exposition, when it supposedlywas the location where thousands offairgoers would answer nature’s call. Itwas torn down three years ago, some sayafter a piano fell through the floor andgave a convincing argument of the needfor new quarters.Astute observers will note that the twotowers of Harper are different, oneclassical and the other Gothic. The officialreason given is that they represent theseparation of church and state, but itseems just as plausible that the twotowers, constructed several years apart,were simply designed by differentarchitects.Speaking of towers, the campus willnever be graced by the presence of anybuilding taller than Rockefeller Chapel; ;1tleast not if the University wants any mor*money out of the Rockefellers. CummingsLife Science Center is said to fit therequirement with a scant two inches tospare.Great research institution that it is, theUniversity tries hard with its sciencebuildings. Hinds was planned to beearthquake-proof, but some say thebuilders made an error, so don’t takerefuge there during the next earthquake.Aware of the chance for mistakes andaccidents, the architects designed the roofof Searle to crack and fall inward in theevent of any explosions in the building,thus allowing residents of Hitchcock-Snellto rest easy in their beds at night, securein the knowledge that Searle won’t botherthem when it blows up.The University of Chicago is a greatplace for eccentrics, and Pierce Towerwas built with the money of one suchalumnus who died and left a treasure mapfor the University. A backyard in MountProspect yielded a treasure chest of goldcoins. Pierce Tower was originally plannedto be a pair of towers, but when they gotthe first half done it was so ugly that theproject was discontinued.And a recent story holds that studentsreturning from spring break in Floridahave released baby alligators in the steamtunnels.Are these gargoyles familiar, or are they among themany that administrators hid during WWII and never re¬trieved?ror by Margo HablutzelIt may be a bit disconcerting for ay person in T-shirt and jeans to walk into agroup of ladies in long gowns with trainsand men in floor-length robes, or to passf an armor-clad warrior on the stairs. Thisweekend it is very likely to happen, as theMedieval and Renaissance Re-CreationSociety (MARRS) hosts its annual Eventin Ida Noyes Hall. The day will feature areenactment of the War of the Roses, ail merchant’s sector, running entertainment,contests of all types, and a feast and revelin the evening.MARRS began four years ago with fivepeople who were interested in all thingsmedieval. A few months later they hostedtheir first Event, a full-scale medievalcoronation in Rockefeller Chapel followedby a dinner for several hundred int Hutchinson Commons. The size ofsubsequent Events has been smaller, but> still grand enough to give a taste ofmedieval life to the participants.Participation in Events is not limited tomembers, either; they are open to allmembers of the University community,and nobody minds the incongruity of jeans melees, with participants being grantedpoints for fulfilling certain requirements,such as being on the winning team,“killing” members of the opposition, andkeeping self “unwounded. ' meexperienced fighter with the most points atthe end of the day will be named “thePretender.”Not anyone can participate in the War;all fighters must be certified before theystep onto the field. To do this, the fightermust “authorize” by fighting againstexperienced fighters, who critique thenovice and decide whether he or she needsmore training. And yes, women can befighters, for unlike the true Middle AgesMARRS is non-sexist in this respect.Fighting is not as dangerous as it was inthe real Middle Ages, either. The weapons— and the fighters use more than justswords — are made of padding wrappedwith duct tape, and all fighters must weaiadequate armor, including padding. Thearmor may be made of anything from oldcarpeting to shaped plastic to metal; thehelms are always metal and usuallycrafted for the wearer to provide a betterfit. Because of the padding and the softweapons, the worst injury suffered byMedieval MadnessFeasters at the last MARRS eventand Renaissance gowns.Each Event has a theme around whichall the activities and contests are planned.Last year MARRS held a ChaucerianEvent, which featured quizzes on TheCanterbury Tales and fourteenth-centuryhistory and a feast based on one Chaucerhimself described.This year, the theme is The War of theRoses, and instead of the usual one-on-onetournament which was featured in pastEvents, the people of MARRS havedevised a complicated scheme for“recreating” the War itself. All of theengagements will be between teams, in most fighters is a few bruises, althoughsome recall a bro »n finger or sprain. Butbecause 01 all the precautions tne fighterstake, injuries are rare.“It’s safer than playing football,” saysKevin Purtell, a student at University ofIllinois—Chicago Circle who runs a groupsimilar to MARRS on his campus. Hisgroup and MARRS have planned fightingpractices together.If you’re not interested in fighting, therewill still be many things to do at theEvent. The members of MARRS haveplanned games and six contests, almost allof which are based on the War of thePHOTOGRAPHIC & OFFICEFILM MACHINE DEPTPROCESSINGRENTALSBATTERIESRADIOSFRAMES CAMERASPHOTO ALBUMSDARKROOM EQ.CASSETTE TAPERECORDERSVIDEO TAPEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORE970 EAST 58TH ST. 962i7558 Roses. The object of one game, held atintervals during the day, will be to “get aHorse to King Richard.” Two contests arefor siege engines (working models), whichwill be demonstrated during breaks in thefighting, and “a rose in any medium,” theentries for which will be on display during*he day.There will be two paper contests, one aquiz of the genealogies of the Houses ofYork and Lancaster, and the other the“Lord Guy fitzWarren Memorial HistoryQuiz,” the semi-impossible test named foran alum who wrote past quizzes when hewas an undergraduate in the historydepartment. If you think you can answerall — or even some — of the questions ineither quiz, you are free to enter.The last two contests — a tame cursingcontest “G-rated or cleaner” and a “Why Ishould rule England” oration — will beheld at the feast Saturday evening and willbe judged by general acclaim. Thesecontests are also open to anyone whoattends, provided they sign up before thefeast begins at the Troll (Information)Booth.“In the past, people have told us thatthey didn’t come to an Event because theydidn’t think we’d welcome outsiders,” saidone member of MARRS who calls herselfCeian Morgan. “We’re glad to have anyoneshow up and look around, and everyone atEvents can be approached if you havequestions. If you really feel uncomfortable,wear a long gown or robe, or we’ll loan outcostumes to people with ID’s for a smallcleaning fee.”“Costumes don’t have to be very fancyBecause I’m very lazy, my Hrst ones wereaii I-tunics, very simple, with belts. Imade a fitted one just last Christmas, butit’s still very simple. Some people do veryelaborate Elizabethan costumes, but youreally don’t have to!”MARRS is based loosely upon theSociety for Creative Anachronism (SCA), aworldwide organization of people■n’eresting in not only studying butreenacting medieval times. Like the S‘’A,M ARRS members are encouraged tochoose a time period between 600 and 1600AD, and to choose a specific area to study.Then the member develops a persona andname to fit that period, often with detailssuch as accurate costumes, heraldry, andgenealogies. The only restriction is thatmembers may not choose to be someonewho actually did exist at the time: youcannot be Richard III or Anne of Cleves, but you can be a member of their court —or their enemy’s court.“I first chose my time period, mostlybecause of the costuming,” said CeianMorgan. “Then I chose my name anddesigned my ‘device,’ my heraldic symbol, iwhich our herald is helping me finalize.After some study I found out that the timeperiod I’m in is really very interesting.”“I do, however, have a second persona, |the one I made my new gown for. As long jas people can keep them straight, you can ;have two.”The members of MARRS do more than 1hold their Events; they hold dancepractices; give talks and watch 1demonstrations of medieval activities,ranging from the Battle of Agincourt toCeltic needlework to the care and playingof a hurdy-gurdy; practice fighting; anddesign and create their own costumes. Onemedievallist at a previous Event notedthat “You cannot go into Marshall Field’sand ask to see their sixteenth-centuryItalian gowns.”Saturday’s Event will be held in IdaNoyes Hall; the day activities — fighting,games, and mercants’ area — will be inthe Gym, and the feast and dancingafterward will be in the Cloister Club.Admission to the Gym is free for all U of Cpeople, and a ticket for the feast is onl> $5.“Five dollars may sound like a lot,”Ceian Morgan admitted. “But compared togoing out on Saturday, it’s not bad, andour feasts have ten or twelve dishes:meats, vegetables, starches, and Italianees. Plus, this time we’re having a dessert~ble during the revel (dancing)'terwards. The dancing is fun and easy,ecause we walk through everything first,id a lot of people just sit around andutlk.”Although it seems logical that amedievally-oriented group would spring upthe University of Chicago, what doesCeian Morgan like about MARRS?“I got into the group because my bestriend was in, and told me to come seebout what was going on,” she replied. “Ivally liked it. One persons says he likesthe group because we don't just sit aroundill day; we actually do things, and goplaces, and have a lot of fun. That’s allhere is to it.“Besides,” she grinned. “One time weplayed Miller in the Middle (a dance jresembling a cross between Spin the Bottleand Ring-A-Rosie), and I got to kiss the (King! Twice.” jAmnesty Internationalwill present a debate onTHE DEATH PENALTYSpeakers FOR the death penalty will be:Kenneth Malatesta, Attorney in the Illinois States Attorney’s OfficeDaniel Hales, Attorney, and Vice-President of the Americans for Effec¬tive Law EnforcementSpeakers AGAINST the death penalty will be:Franklin Zimring, Professor, and Director of the Center for Studies inCriminal Justice, University of Chicago Law SchoolJohn Moran, Attorney, and Member of the Illinois Coalition Againstthe Death PenaltyModerator: Robert M. Franklin, Instructor in Ethics and Society,University of ChicagoTUESDAY • APRIL 19 • 7:30 PMSWIFT LECTURE HALLReception FollowsThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 11, 1983—7,:*y-3\i\'Xo71FoUiczHither and Yonlllini illsTwenty percemt of the staff of the Dailylllini, newspaper of the University ofIllinois, have resigned in a dispute withthe administration. Students of allcommunications agencies at the school —including the yearbook and the radiostation — were asked to sign affadavitsthat they were taking a minimum oftwelve hours of courses each semester andmaintaining a 2.0 grade point average.The staffs of all organizations except theDaily lllini signed with no complaint, butmembers of the newspaper staff refusedon the grounds that such an affadavitwould restrict theirConstitutionally-guaranteed freedom of thepress. The school, saying that it wanted toweek out older students who were usingthe newspaper’s offices “as a clubhouse,”thereby preventing other students fromtaking positions of responsibility, insistedon obtaining the affadavits, and most ofthe editorial staff, joined by reporters andphotographers, resigned in protest, amongthem the paper’s editor-in-chief.Bad HumorThe Princeton Tiger is a humormagazine, but University officials werenot laughing when it published a satiricalarticle entitled “The Princeton Man’sGuide to Impressing and Sleeping withBrook If and When She Gets Here.” The“Brook” in the title is Brooke Shields,child star of R-rated movies who hasapplied — but not been accepted yet to —Princeton University. The Tiger’s trusteesfired the magazine’s president and aneditor who had helped to write the article,in which Brooke Shields was referred to as“Brook Shell.” The president of thetrustees called the incident “distasteful,objectionable, and irresponsible.”Up in the smokeAt the Massachusetts Institute ofTechnology, fraternities can face fines ofover $50 for each bedroom which does nothave a working smoke detector in it. TheInterfraternity Council organized a groupbuy of smoke detectors last summer, ayear and a half after the fraternities wereto have compiled with the smoke detector regulation adopted by Cambridge in 1980.The Boston Fire Department claims that anumber of fraternities still do not complywith the regulation, but fraternitiesmembers say that after last summer, theydo. The Cambridge Fire Department saysthat it will continue checking thefraternities, and may institute legal actionsoon if the fraternities do not comply.Unlikely dropoutsIf you are a female who ranked in thetop ten percent of a high school graduatingclass of 50-99 people and have a compositeACT score of 20.5 or better, you are leastlikely to drop out of school. So says astudy at Eastern Illinois University, whichalso discovered that 45 percent of thestudents who enter EIU withdraw beforereceiving their degree.Frat reinstatedA judge has ordered the University ofPennsylvania to temporarily reinstate theAlpha Tau Omega fraternity. Theuniversity withdrew its recognition after awoman said that she had been raped in thefraternity by at least five men. Because of“excessive drinking and hazardous socialactivities tolerated by the fraternitycreated an atmosphere in which concernfor the respect and dignity of othersdisappeared,” the university ordered thechapter to disband. However, the judgesaid that it was not the university’spurpose to determine the legality of thefraternity’s actions.Alaska spends moston educationAccording to the US Census Bureau,Alaska spends the most on education($5,786 per student) and Alabama spendsthe least ($1,602 per student), oustingtraditional last-place holder Mississippi,who holds 48th place, above Alabama andTennessee. The national average is $2,448per student. The state president of theAlabama Education Association blamedthe low spending on Alabama’s tax basewhich at $87 per person is slightly morethan one-fourth of the national average of$300 per person.EXPERT MECHANICAL SERVICEFOREIGN & DOMESTIC CARSTUNE-UP • BRAKE JOBS • ELECTRICALSHOCK ABSORBERS • OIL CHANGES • LUBESBATTERIES • MUFFLERS • AIR CONDITIONINGENCLOSED, SECURE, AND REASONABLY PRICEDPARKING FACILITIES — AN ALTERNATIVE TOPARKING ON THE STREETS THIS WINTERHYDE PARK GARAGE5508 SOUTH LAKE PARK • 241-622010% DISCOUNT ON MECHANICAL WORKWITH THIS COUPONPICK UP & DELIVERY AVAILABLEHillel Presents A LectureModern HebrewLiteratureGoes On AliyahProf. David PattersonPresident of the Center for PostgraduateHebrew and Jewish Studies at Oxford.Author of The Hebrew Novel In Czarist Russia.Visiting Prof., Northwestern University.Friday • April 15 • 8:30 pmHILLEL HOUSE5715 S. Woodlawn hcY -TAX* \T Hon, HoNt impose TO KNOU ABOUT ToutNtki OAT7_T SToPni RTto see if ro<j NAtnt>y <r*T<rh'A+* Absolutut no!IWset tons this ChAtrel\ \Lecture on ‘Woman and the Artist’Elizabeth Helsinger will deliver a lecturetitled “Woman and the Artist: The Pre-Raphaeiite Case; or, The Fall of the High¬born Maiden,” Thursday at 7:30 p.m. in theEast Lounge of Ida Noyes Hall. The lectureis the second seminar for the spring quarterin the series “Approaches to the Study ofWomen.”Helsinger is an associate professor in theDepartment of English and the College. Shewill discuss three pre-Raphaelite drawingsillustrating a poem by Alfred, Lord Tenny-SG petitions dueThe deadline for submitting petitions forcandidates in next week’s Student Govern¬ment elections is tomorrow at 5 p.m. Allrepresentative and Executive Council seatsare open. Interested students should pick uppetitions from the SG office on the thirdfloor of Ida Noyes Hall.The University-wide elections are beingheld next Tuesday and Wednesday. son, “The Lady of Shalott.”Helsinger will argue that the drawings byDante Gabriel Rossetti, William HolmanHunt, and John Everett Millais interpretTennyson’s Lady as a Victorian fallenwoman. Using the Tennyson poem and itsVictorian illustrations, she will trace chang¬ing use of woman as a figure for the artistfrom Shelley’s highborn maiden throughTennyson’s incarcerated Lady to Pre-Raphaelite mistresses, prostitutes, andwronged women. She will stress the adapti¬veness of a powerful mythic figure to bothindividual and cultural preoccupations.The lecture will explore differencesamong the three Pre-Raphaelite drawingsas well as their common fascination withfallen women as figures for or subjects ofthe male artist.Recommended background readings forthe seminar are on reserve at RegenstunLibrary under “Approaches.” The serieshas been organized by the Women’s Union,the Forum of Liberal Learning, and theWomen’s Board of the University.SportsLast second goal hands lacrosseBy Tim GoodenNorthern Illinois’ Mark Schreiber brokeoff the crease thirty seconds before the endof the game to give Northern Illinois a 10-9victory over the U of C Lacrosse Club in De-Kalb on Sunday. It was Chicago’s first lossof the year.The game went well for Chicago in theopening minutes as player-coach BradGlaser hit his first of five goals to put Chi¬cago up 1-0. Kenny Willoughby followed upwith a corner shot to make it 2-0 but North¬ern tied the game at the end of the quarter,3-3. Northern scored four times in the sec¬ond quarter while shutting Chicago out tomake it 7-3 at the half.In the third quarter, Chicago came backthanks to goals by Glaser, Mike Noel, andFrank Connolly. Tom Coleman later took afeed from Dick Nygren to tie it 8-8 at the endof the quarter. Both teams scored once morein the beginning of the fourth quarter, andNorthern went on to win in the closing sec¬onds.Glaser’s comments on the game focuses on Chicago’s defensive play. “We let toomany men get by us,” he noted, “and it costus.” Glaser also noted the number of penal¬ties committed by Chicago’s squad. Chicagoplayers spent almost ten minutes total in thepenalty box.Chicago’s next game will be played Apr.17 in Warsaw, Indiana against Culver Mili¬tary. The next home game will be Apr. 30against the Lincoln Park Lacrosse Club onthe Midway.Sports CalendarBaseballApr. 11 — Chicago State, 1:30 p.m., StaggFieldMen's TennisApr. 13 — at Marquette CollegeSoftballApr. 12 — at Wheaton CollegeMORRY'S DELILocated inTHE "C" SHOP1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolds ClubNOW OPEN 'TIL 10 PMMorry's - The Better Alternative for Dinner Tonite MORRY'S DELILocated inTHE "C" SHOP1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolds ClubNOW OPEN 'TIL 10 PMMorry's - The Better Alternative for Dinner TonitePRESENTSASTRID GILBERTOApril 12 thru April 238- The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, Aprii U, 1983SportsSoftball team splitsdoubleheader with BeloitBy Kittie WyneThe women’s softball team split a double-header Friday with Beloit in its first meet¬ing with a conference opponent. The double-header was important because Beloit wasconsidered to be one of the stronger teamsin the conference.The Maroons won the first game in five in¬nings, 14-4, on the ten run “slaughter rule.”The second game, which Chicago dropped8-6, included line-up changes which will addto individual and team experience.The Maroons took control of the firstgame in the first inning. Beloit was not al¬lowed any runs while the strong pitcher-catcher combination of Karen Kitchen andSue Fortunato kept Beloit fighting for goodhits and stolen bases. Kitchen pitched allfive innings striking out seven and allowingfive walks.The Maroons complimented their defensewith a strong offense, scoring two runs inthe first inning then 10 runs in the third in¬ning. Beloit scored once in the second, twicein the third, and once in the fifth. TheMaroons concluded the slaughter withKitchen’s lead-off triple in the fifth, thenDana Pryde singled to allow Kitchen toscore. Pryde then stole second and third,and came in on Patty Owen’s hit.The offense was led by Dana Howd andKitchen who hit triples from the leadoff andcleanup spots. The team had 10 hits and 11~ ~ <, *• <4-*j£ *^H>V . . .<4*- • > *' ir-...... :■ -V. • ■* ' * stolen bases in the first game while Beloitonly had three hits and five stolen bases.Pryde was also strong, hitting 3-for-3 anddrawing a walk. Wendy Pietrzak aided theoffense in drawing three walks and scoringtwice.The Maroons began strong in the secondgame, holding Beloit scoreless in the firstthree innings while they scored five runs. Inthe first and third inning, the only Beloit ba-serunners were on walks given up by pitch¬er Kittie Wyne. In the second inning thelead-off runner got on base on an error butthen the double-play combination of Prydeand Walsh removed her.The Maroon defense let down in the fourthinning, allowing two hits, two walks, andfour runs, mostly on errors. Kitchen then re¬lieved Wyne and struck out the last two bat¬ters. Beloit scored four runs again in thefifth inning with two hits and four walks.Kitchen then recovered a strikeout two ofthe last three batters.The Maroons’ offense was not as strong asin the opener dropping to nine hits and sixstolen bases. Kitchen and Wendy Parshallboth hit 2-for-3, but the Maroons were un¬able to rally in the fifth to take back the leadthey had just lost.The strong performances in both gamesdemonstrated the ability and potential ofboth teams in addition to showing Beloit,and the conference, that the Maroons planto be strong contenders in the conferencetournament.The Maroons visit Wheaton College thisafternoon in hopes of repaying last year’sdefeat. They will travel to Cornell, Iowa thisweekend and will play at home again Thurs¬day, Apr. 21 against Lake Forest College. PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANMaroons split at home last Friday.IM ScoreboardSOCIMMenHenderson A 5Shorey 1Upper Rickert 2Lower Rickert 5Compton 4Saudi Union Movement 10.Mazatlan Sporting Club 5..Central-South America 1...Bishop 1Henderson B 4Art Royal 6Michelson 3Mildred 4Saudi Union Movement 3.Penguins 5Vincent 5 Michelson 0Upper Flint 0Fallers 0... 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In the first four tour¬naments this year, the club earned onethird- and two second-place finishes, and re¬cently won a tournament at Champaign-Ur-bana. The traditionally good setting of fac¬ulty member Marty Gross and alumnusYannis Vlahoyannis has been complement¬ed nicely by the powerful hitting of two re¬cent additions: third-year student ChrisWarshaw, who played for San Diego Statebefore transferring to Chicago; and gradu¬ate student Ken Crangle, who was an All-Conference selection at Graceland CollegeMORRY'S DELILocated inTHE "C" SHOP1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolds ClubNOW OPEN 'TIL 10 PMMorry's - The Better Alternative for Dinner Tonite as an undergraduate. 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The following staff members are eligi¬ble to vote in this election:Edward AchuckZlatko BatistichDavid BrooksSteve DiamondAnna FeldmanLisa FrusztajerJoe HoltzKathy KellyLinda LeeLeah MayesBeth MillerSharon PeshkinYousuf SayeedRachel ShteirJeff TaylorAndy Wrobel John AndrewMark BauerBrian CloseMaeve DwyerPat FineganCaren GauvreauKeith HorvathLorraine KennyMadeleine LevinNadine McGannDavid MillerJack PonomarevSteve ShandorJudith SilversteinNick VarsamDarrell WuDunn Abigail AsherDaniel BreslauKahane CornTom EldenPaul FloodCliff GrammichAra JelalianBruce KingFrank LubyJay McKenziePaul O’DonnellWilliam RauchAbb ScherCassandra SmithiesJohn VispoeiKittie Wyne Stephanie BaconSteve BrittWally DabrowskiMike ElliotSue FortunatoMargo HablutzelJim JozefowiczSondra KruegerNick LynnVince MichaelMaddy PaxmanCraig RosenbaumKoyin ShihSusan SubakKen WissokerAll eligible voters are urged to attend. Celebration dinner spon¬sored by the Maroon to follow the election. Joe Orton’sLOOTORTONVI.9Now - May 1Wednesday - Saturday, 8:00Sunday, 2:30 S 7:30753-4472Visa/MC/AmexDining Discounts with Mallory's Restaurant. 24 I 5600(JC Students just S3 on Wed Thur Sun with "Student Rush'COURX^THMTREUniversity of Chicago 5535 S. Ellis AvenueThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 11, 1983—9dCampus Films Classified AdsDays of Wine and Roses (Blake Edwards,1962) Joe Clay (Jack Lemmon) is a hard-drinking PR man who introduces his girl¬friend, Kirsten (Lee Remick), to the plea¬sures of alcohol. Joe and Kirsten increasestheir drinking steadily even after they aremarried and Joe has moved through a suc¬cession of poorer and poorer jobs. Tues.,Apr. 12 at 8 p.m. Doc. $2.No Thanksgiving for Red (Eames Deme-trios) Would-be bag lady can’t rememberher mother, trips on the pavement, andbreaks her glasses. Any Given World(Eames Demetrios, 1982) Wed., Apr. 13 at 8p.m. Doc. $2 Director Eames Demetrioswill speak after the films.Chuquiago (Antonio Equino, 1977) is the In¬dian name for the capital city of La Paz, thehighest capital in the world. In four overlap¬ping stories, this film examines the lives ofcharacters from different social settings:an Indian boy from the highlands who ishired out to work in the peasant market¬place; a drunken middle-aged and middle-class government worker; an Indian teen¬ager who wants to flee to the US; and anNews upper-class university student. Thurs. Apr.14 at 8:30 p.m. Doc. $2Simplemente Jenny (Helena Solberg-Ladd,1975) This film focuses on three girls in aBolivian reformatory. They tell their storiesof rape and forced prostitution and theirfantasies of wealth, marriage, and happi¬ness. Thurs., Apr. 14 at 8 p.m. Doc. $2The Lavendar Hill Mob (Charles Crichton,1951) Alec Guinness is a innocuous bankclerk who rides inside the armored trucksthey deliver gold bullion to the mint. Unk¬nown to his employers, his plotting to hi¬jack the bullion and retire as a persoi ofsubstance. Wed., Apr. 13 at 8:30 p.m. LiJF.$2San Francisco (W.S. Van Dyke II, 1936) Astory about the lusty affair between arough-hewn proprietor of an infamous Bar¬bary Coast cabaret and the demure small¬town minister’s daughter who becomes asinger in his cafe. Thur., Apr. 14 at8:30p.m.LSF $2Knife in the Water (Roman Polanski, 1962)Thur., Apr. 14 at 7:30 p.m. I-House TalkingPictures. $2.College CouncilContinued from page oneThe proposal also provides that if an in¬structor submits an T for ‘incomplete’ tothe registrar without submitting an Incom¬plete form, the registrar will again record aQ on the grade report. Also, the proposalprovides that “the grade of Incomplete notbe converted to ‘F’ or any other grade w.‘‘fl¬out specific authorization from the instruc¬APARTMENTSFOR RENTGRAFF & tCHECK >!■I!!11617 E. 55th St.Large2%,4 & 6 rm. Siapts.. r/m/ntu//a/eOccuAa/icuBU8-5566 tor or the Dean of Students in the College.”If accepted as is, the proposal would take ef¬fect this spring.A major decision made by the Councilwas to implement a new undergraduateconcentration program in the New Colle¬giate Division. The program is entitled“Fundamentals: Issues and Texts.” Fur¬ther details will be released after this week.Levine said that students would be able toenter the program by next autumnquarter.FSACCSL repsNominating petitions for studentmembers of the 1983-84 Faculty-Student Ad¬visory Committee on Campus student Life(FSACCSL) are available in Administration219. FSACCSL is a group of eight studentswho meet with selected faculty membersand the Dean of Students in the Universityand advise the latter on the range of non-ac¬ademic functions that are preformed by hisHYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Woodlawn Ave.Church School (all ages) 9:45 a.m.Worship Nursery Provided 11:00 a.m.W. Kenneth Williams, MinisterSusan Johnson, Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, ServeJOHN QUEENANPost-Baccalaureate Premedical RecruiterforBRYN MAWR COLLEGEwill meet with students interested inpursuing studies that will lead to anM.D. DegreeThursday, April 14, from 2 to 5 p.m.Career Counseling Office5706 South University Avenue5-year Post-Baccalaureate/MD Programs with: Dartmouth Medical SchoolHanemann Univesity School of Medicine, The Medical College of Penn¬sylvania, The University of Rochester School of Medicine.For information, appointments, call: 962-7042A Career in Social Work will never mean Big Bucks, butif personal fulfillment comes from other places for you,consider it.WURZWEILER,The School of Social WorkYESHIVA UNIVERSITYwill be ON CAMPUS during WEDNESDAY, APRIL 20,1983. Make an appointment - through the PlacementCenter - to see Prof. Benj. Mayer.C.S.W.E.-Accredited Programs allow for NYC Residencyfor 2 years or academic work in NYC & placement almostanywhere (BLOCK PROGRAM) including Chicago.10—The Chicago Man on—I uesaay, April 11, 1983 CLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at $2 per line. Ads are not ac¬cepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago, III. 60637 ATTN: Classified Ads. Ouroffice is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines:Wednesday noon for the Friday issue, Fridaynoon for the Tuesday issue. Absolutely no exceptions will be made! In case of errors forwhich the Maroon is responsible, adjustmentswill be made or corrections run only if thebusiness office is notified WITHIN ONECALENDAR WEEK of the original publica¬tion. The Maroon is not liable for any errors.SPACE6100 S. Dorchester, 2 BR apts for rent, 1 & 2bath, cptd., stove & refrig., all electric, security buzzer, 1 yr. lease, 1 mo. sec. dept., no pets,$435 $450. CALL Sharon at 369 8484 for appt. &SPECIAL rent rebate offer good till 4/19/83.Furn. room 1 block from campus in 5 rm apt.Available 2 ref required call bet. 8:00 or at 5:00p.m. 324-7104Hyde Park Studio Apts 245.00 clean quietbuilding newly decorated + carpeted stove +refrig laundry facilities 24 hour manager 5140S. Woodlawn 493 625055th & INGLESIDE1 bedroom condo in lovely security courtyardbuilding. New kitchen, bath. Full carpetingover beautiful oak floors take your pick!Great association & amenities. Low, lowassessment! $43,000 Call 241-5198office.All students who are registered degreecandidates in good standing and who will beregistered for the 1983-84 academic year arequalified for consideration after submittinga nominating petition endorsed by at least 30student signatures. The deadline for sub¬mission of petitions is 4 p.m. Apr. 24 at theOffice of the Dean of Students.U of C prof to chairU of C Physics Professor John P. Schiffer,senior physicist and associate director ofthe Physics Division at Argonne NationalLaboratory, has been appointed chairmanof the Nuclear Science Advisory Commit¬tee.The 16-member committee is responsiblefor advising the US Department of Energyand the National Science Foundation onbasic research in nuclear science.Schiffer has been associate director of thePhysics Division since 1982, a position hepreviously held from 1964-79. Since joiningArgonne in 1956, he also has held positionsas Physics Division director, associatephysicist and assistant physicist. Since 1969,Schiffer has held a joint appointment as pro¬fessor of physics at the University of Chica¬go.CalendarTUESDAYWoodward Court Lecture: Marshall D. Sahlins,Dept, of Anthropology, on “Captain James Cook orthe Dying God” 8:30 p.m. Woodward Court Cafete¬ria. Munchies follow.Doc: Days of Wine A Roses 8 p.m. Cobb $1.50GENETICS 396: Chromosome Structure, Function &Dynamics: Oscar Miller, U. of Va., on “EucaryoticChromatin Structure and Replication” 4 p.m. CLSC101American Meteorological Society: Elections andProf. Clayton H. Reitan, N.I.U., on "A Perspectiveon the Climate of the Midwest” 7:30 p.m. HindLab.Racquetball Club: 6:30 on HCFH Courts 3 + 4. Ev¬eryone Welcome!T’ai Chi Classes: Led by Master Wu 8-10 p.m. 34dFI. INH 752-7460 or 288-7113 for infoCalvert House: Sacrament of Reconciliation 11:30a.m.; Investigation into Catholicism 7 p.m; BibleDiscussion Group at Shoreland 10 p.m.Crossroads: Beg. Chinese 7 p.m.; Beg. Portuguese 7p.m.; Beg. Polish 8:15 p.m.WEDNESDAYAlumni Office Life After Graduation: “Communica¬tion and the Media” 12 noon Robie House. Sacklunches welcome, beverages provided. Call 752-2178for infoTalking Pictures: Mr. Hulot's Holiday 7:30 p.m. I-House $2 Free PopcornLSF: Lavendar Hill Mob 8:30 p.m. Law School $2DOC: No Thanksgiving for Red A Any Given World8 p.m. Cobb $1.50.Crossroads: English Classes: All levels 2 p.m.; So¬cial Hour 3:30 p.m.; Beg. German 7 p.m.; Adv. Con-verstational French 7 p.m.Calvert House: Hunger Concern Group 8 p.m.Biochem Dept.: Seminar: Dr. Ira Herskowitz, U.C.San Francisco, on “Determination of Cell Type inYeast by Mating Type Locus” 4 p.m. CLSC 101Genetics 396: Chromosome Structure, Function &Dynamics: Oscar Miller, U. of Va., on "Structure ofTranscriptionally Active Chromatin" 12:30 p.m.CLSC 101Rockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy Communion fol¬lowed by Breakfast 8 a.m.SSA Student Asso: Meeting on Handicap Accessi¬bility 11:46-1 p m 60th A Ellis Regents Park one bedroom apt. May 1 26th fl.View of Lake -I- Downtown 492.00 947 0453Beverly Shores, Ind. 3 nice homes. $45,000,$67,500 and $70,000. 45 minutes from U of C.Call Renard at Callahan Realty. 219-926 4298.Sunny pleasant apartment available May 1ston Kimbark between 55th and 56th Share Ownbedroom Reasonable rent Call 947 9679Furnished 3 bedroom house with garden. FromMay to Sept. 30. $400 a month plus utilities.Small family preferred No children abovefive. Conditions. Call M13 3866 or 753-2492.2BR LR Dr. 2 blks from Quad. $550 (Utils-FPark). Negotiable. 962-7290/324 4985.3 bedroom condominiums for sale 55th streetand E verett. Call 357-7926evenings 979 6091.Fully furnished house f. rent. 4-5 bdrms Aug. 83thru Aug. 84. Close to campus, Billings. Idealfor visiting prof. Call 947-0706.STUDIO APT available immediately furnishedno sec dep REBATE Call Don 962 7424 or 4933332.Student Government publishes a weekly list ofavailable housing. Call 753 3273 or come to IdaNoyes 306 MF 12-5, TTh 3 5.Summer sublet: 3 bedroom apartment nearcampus, in married student housing. Availablefor summer quarter. U.C. students only. Call324 2280.Large 3 br. 2 bath condo tor sale by owner.Choice E . H Park location. Lovely country kit¬chen, formal dr and sunny Ir $69,900 for quicksale last unit in bldg, sold for much more. 353-3386.Freshly decorated one bdrm. avail now at 52nd+ Woodlawn. $295. student discount avail. 684-5030 bef. 8:30am or eves. 493-2329.Student Govt, publishes a list of available housing. To advertise (free) call 753 3273 or come toIda Noyes 306 MF 12-5, TTh 3 5.SPACE WANTEDVisiting prof 2-3 bedroom furn apt. for month ofJuly call 643 8216.PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processing.Research conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communica¬tion, Department of Behavioral Sciences.Phone 962 8859Computer Programmer - 20 hrs./wk.Knowledge of SPSS requ. FILEBOL helpful.Call Tucker wkdays 3-5 p.m. at 947-6902.RIGHT HANDED SUBJECTS wanted forresearch on preception/brain functioning.$3/hr.962 8846.Sunny inexpensive bedroom available nearcampus. Call 752-1099 eves and weekends.UC WOMEN'S CREW there's only one don'tsettle for less. Join us for spring rowing.Undergrad 8. grad students, alumni, faculty,and staff welcome. Call 938 1093 or 955-5233.UNHAPPINESS, DEPRESSION, TENSION,LACK OF confidence are the results of beingout of touch with yourself. Learn to knowyourself, like yourself, and feel good. JimPeterson, CSW, ACSW, psychotherapy. Inquiries, and appointments 871-2857/northside.Badminton Club: 7:30-10 p.m. INH GymTHURSDAYMusic Dept.: Noontime Concert: Suzanne Scher, so¬prano; Richard Carnes, piano; U.S.O. w. BarbaraSchubert: music of Wagner 12:16 p.m. GoodspeedHall FreeTalking Pictures: Knife in the Water 7:30 p.m. I-House $2 Free PopcornLSF: San Francisco 8:30 p.m. Law Sch. Aud. $2Doc: Simplemete Jenny A ChuQviago 8 p.m. Cobb$2Physics Dept.: David T. Wilkinson, Princeton U.,an Anisotrophy of the Cosmic Microwave Back¬ground” 4:30 p.m. Eck 133Romance Lang, and Lit. Dept.: James Fawler on“Daemons of the Intellect: The Symbolists andPoe” 4:15 p.m. Classics 21, FreeCalvert House: Pro-life Group Meeting 6:15 p.m.;Catholics for Social Change 7:30 p.m.Rockefeller Chapel: Choral Vespers 5:15 p.mBrent House: Episcopal Eucharist noon, BondChapel.Comm, on Virology Herpes Seminar: EdwardWagner, U.C., Irvine, on “Transcription and GeneOrganization in Herpes Simplex Virus DNA;; 1 p.m.CLSC 1117Comm, on Genetics: Mary Lou Gibson on “PartiallyDiploid Herpes Simplex Virus Expressing Two Gly¬coprotein Alleles” 1:16 p.m. Zoo 14Hillel: Faculty Luncheon: Rabbi Daniel Leifer on"the Symbols and Rituals of Birth and Marriage: AMiodern Jewish Approach” 12 noon $3.Microbiology Seminars: Richard Davidson, U. ofIll. Med. Center, on “Gene Regulation and Mutagen¬esis in Mammalian Cells” 4 p.m. CLSC 1117Brown Bags Lectures: Garth Taylor u. C. Pol "OnLogic & Busing Protest: Why Nothing Didn’t Hap¬pen In Boston” 12-2 p.m. Wilder House, 5811 S. Ken¬wood. Sponsored by the Center for the Study of In¬dustrial SocietiesU.C. Judo Club: meets for practice 6 p.m. BartlettReuben Gilbert Guatavson Lecture-Public PolicySeminar: Edward Goldberg, Scripps Institute ofOceanography, on “The Oceans as Waste Space: AnAnti-Cousteau View” 4 p.m. Wb 303Apple Users Group Meeting: “Apple Communica¬tion” Noon, Ry 368. Bring lunch, all welcomeBlue Gargoyle: Green Eggs and Ham Blue Grass 9pm IIFOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Model Camera 1342 E 55th 493 6700.BOOKSUsed Book Sale. 25% off until April 15. One toNine everyday. Aspidistra Bookshop 2630 N.Clark.Desk, office-style wood. 31"x65"x31" $60 752-3421 or 944-6780 x235 Iv mess for Lukie.Full size mattress and box spring. $35 for bothor best offer. Call 684-7136. PUBCONCERTLeonard + Brown, featuring rag time -F swing,return on Thursday, April 14, 10 12. Member¬ships at door 21 + over.WE NEED YOUImmigration, Hospitals. Homes and centersfor senior citizens. Emergency aid for Jewishcommunities around the world. In Israel, theUS, and elsewhere, the UJA helps people in allthese ways. We are one and we need you tohelp in this spring's UC UJA-JUF campaign.For more info, call Dave at 493-7651.YARD SALE Sat. April 16, 10 2, SE corner of57fh + Kimbark clofhes (baby) furn.household items.1/2OFF DARKROOM SALE•all Unicolor Chemicals•all Ilford Galerie Paper•selected Kodak, Agfa, and Ilford Papers•Selected AccessoriesMODE L CAME RA 1342 E. 55th St. 493 6700BEVERLY SHORES HISTORIC DISTRICTLOUIS SULLIVAN DESIGNED CLASSICCOLONIAL MANSION. Designated LandmarkStatus, Tribune Home of the Week 18 room10,000 sq. ft. Ball Room Billiard Room SodaFountain, Fireplaces 6 br 3'/? bath Reduced$350,000. Brokers Participation Invited. Callowner 239-4642.ANIMALSFree to good home: lovable, affectionate adultmale dog, shepherd mix. Has shots, is wellhouse trained. Roommate allergic. Call 6432454.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955 4417.JAMES BONE, EDITOR-Typist, 363 0522.The Group For The Study Of CommunicationProcesses is offering a 4 session trainingseminar in Active Listening for resear¬chers/interviewers beginning 4/21. Total costis $100. For more information, call 363 8580.PROFESSIONAL TYPING. Large or smalljobs. Competitive prices. 324-5943, 667 4285.Cello, bass lessons. Exp. teacher, prof, musi¬cian. 324-2144, leave message.PROFESSIONAL TYPING, Reasonable 6846882.Typing. Term papers theses, etc. IBM Correcting Selectric. All projects welcome. 791 1674 HOTLINEFor infor, referrals and a listening ear dial 7531777 between 7pm and 7amDAWNin the South Atlantic... Suddenly a Harrier flysover and there is the sound of shells. The BritishInvasion has begun! This is “The FalklandsWar," not some cheap quickie design, but a detailed simulation of the battle based on top levelBritish sources, including participants in the battie. Every plane, ship and troop used by both sidesare in this simulation. Also included: a large threecolor map, over 100 counters, charts, rules andplayers' notes in an attractive bookshelf box. Thefight for the wind swept islands is on! $14.00 (III.residents please add 84« tax) plus $1 for postageand handling to CLOSE SIMULATIONS, Dept. T.P.O. Box 2247, Northbrook, II 60062KOREAN COURSEBeginning 8i Interm, courses 10:00-12.00 Satur¬days Cobb H.R. 201 203 1st class Sat. Apr. 16.Call for details 324 8132 Korean StudentsOrganization.FINE CATERINGSavory, attractive and exotic dishes madefresh from scratch. Custom menus in buffets tobox lunches. Hyde Park Cafes 667 3000.UNIT TRAYS!Tired of all your game pieces falling out oftheir boxes? Try CLOSE SIMULATIONS UnitTrays. Hold them upside down and nothingfalls out! 3 for $6.65, plus $1 postage. (III.residents ad 40c tax) to CLOSE SIMULATIONS P.O. Box 2246, Dept P. Northbrook, II.60062.FEATURE WRITERSI will be in the Maroon office every Mondayand Friday afternoon this quarter. Please feelfree to drop in, or call, to discuss assignmentsand problems. Margo (753-3263).Discount Moving and Hauling ReasonableRates and Free Estimates Seven Days a WeekDay and Evening References Available. CallTom 8-10am 6 to 10pm at 375-6247.General and legal typing services. Promptpick up and delivery. Contact Victoria Gordon752-1983.MOVING & HAULING. Discount Prices. FreePacking Service. Free-Estimates. FreePacking boxes 8. crates delivered. N/C. FreePadding & dollies. References. Call Bill 4939122.MAYNARDWISHNERThe U. of C. UJA/Federation Student Campaign '83 will host a sherry hour with specialguest Maynard I. Wishner, CEO and Presidentof Walfer E. Heller & Co. International. Mr.Wishner is also a Chicago and national Jewishleader. All are welcome to the event, whichwill be at 5:45p.m. on Wednesday, April 13 inthe Garfield Cox Lounge (Stuart Hall). Formore information, contact David at 493 7651.Also, Mr. Wishner will discuss his visit lastmonth with Jewish families and refuseniks inMoscow, and meetings with Soviet officials.<&“NO HERPES”Today’s New Sex SymbolA tasteful approach to adistasteful dilemma IV2" two-colorbutton for you or a friend $2 ea ,3/$5. postpaid THE KNOW GROUPBox 789, Huntington, N Y. 11743 HERPESRESEARCHUsing interferon for recurrent genital herpes.For males over 18. Howard Brown MemorialClinic, 2676 N. Halsted, 871-5777. Conductingconfidential sexually transmitted diseasetesting and treatment.PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIOPortraits, Weddings, and Special Events arenow being booked by Hyde Park's newest portrait studio. Call and speak with Ron Milewskiat The Better Image.1344 E. 55th St. 643 6262PUBCONCERTLeonard + Brown, featuring rag time + swingreturn on Thursday, April 14, 10-12. Membership at door 21 and over._ you have $160 & a way toIF get to N.Y., you can be inEurope by the day after tomorrowwith AIRHITCH. For details, call(800) 372-1234/WORRY'S DELILocated inTHE"C"SHOP1131 E. 57th St. • Reynolds ClubNOW OPEN 'TIL 10 PMMorry'i - The Better Alternative Tor Dinner Tonite5234 S. Dorchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-0200 COME ONE! COME ALL!this Saturday, in Ida Noyes Hall, an all-dayMediaeval Event will be held. The War of theRoses will be re enacted in the Gym, and amany-dish feast will be held in the CloisterClub that night. Everyone is invited to watchand to join in the contests; to be entertained byjesters and to haggle with the merchants.THE MIKADODiscount Tickets for Lyric Opera's Mikado.May 20 8 p.m. $13.50 Order form SAO Rm. 210INH 753 3592 Orders taken until 4/29.NEEDSUMMER WORK?Help care for 4 children near campus.5days/week, 16pm, $110/week. Experiencewith young children required. Phone 955-2211after 10 p.m.UNITED JEWISHAPPEALThe U of Chicago United Jewish Ap¬peal/Federation Campaign '83 is April 10-25.Volunteer, pledge, contribute. Help others.Contact David at 493-7651.COMPUTERIZE D TEXT...Entry, editing, formatting on U.C. computers.Fast, efficient, precise. Expert, all availableprograms. Reasonable. 288-2168/493 2717.GAY? LESBIAN?The GROUP meets ever Tuesday at 8:00 sharpat 5446 S. Kimbark for good talk and good com¬pany. All are welcome. Also, GALA is sponsor¬ing a disco/benefit for the Howard BrownMemorial Clinic on Sat., April 23rd from 9-lamin the International House East Lounge.Special guest: North Western UniversityGALA.HOTLINEDon't deal with it alone. You'll get a betterview of your options and all the informationand referrals you need to make a better deci¬sion and we'll be there for you. All calls areconfidential.REDLIGHTPRODUCTIONSIs available to make Your next party a SuccessDJ-ing, lights, other services available Fall241 6439 for info and rates.SHIGAON!CELEBRATEIsrael's 35th! Israeli Dinner, Singing, Dancing,a hilarious movie, a presentation AND MORE !Ida Noyes 3rd fir. SUNDAY APR. 17, $2.50Monday Apr. 18: Israeli Dancing, Noon onQuads.Studios, 1 & 2 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335 % Student Discounts9:00 A.M.-4:30 P.M.Monday thru FridaySat. 10-4 Classified AdsTWYLA THARPModern Dance Co. Sat May 7 8 pm Discounttkts $11.25, $8.25, $6.00 on sale until April 15S.A.O. Rm 210 Ida Noyes 753 3592PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!Armenian Dance Saturday April 16th 7t9:00pm at I House featuring live Armenianmusic and complimentary ArmenianRefreshments. $1 UCID.BY GEORGELower Rickert has got it! You can catch it onApril 15 and 16 in the Ida Noyes Theatre whenG. Wally Productions presents: “A FunnyThing Happened To My Fair Lady" doors openat 7pm and curtain goes up at 7.30pm $1 dona¬tion.LASTCHANCE EVERTo see Green Eggs and Ham, Bluegrasswonders, at the Blue Gargoyle Coffeehouse,April 14 at 9:00. Admission only $1. BlueGargoyle at 57 and Univ. Food, drink and greatmusic.VOTE EPTONMost residents of Mead House are voting forBernie Epton - YOU should too.OFFICE MANAGER'SFOR EPTONHarold spent 36 days in jail for not payingtaxes. His law license was suspended for tak¬ing money and not providing services. He owes$2000 dollars in taxes on a building that wasbreaking safe-housing laws. He tried to cheatPeople's Gas, may owe a $461 water bill, andhasn't proved that he filed taxes for twentyyears before the period he was arraigned for. 1don't like People's Gas either, but I pay mybills. The federal government is absurd but Ipay my taxes. If I can why can't Washington?This man is going to shadow box his waythrough office. Epton isn't the greatest choicebut at least he can fill out a 1040 B CLOSEGEE WALLYGosh Beaver! You should go the Seventh An¬nual Lower Rickert Play: "A Funny ThingHappened To My Fair Lady" April 15 and 16 inIda Noyes. Doors open at 7pm and curtain goesup at 7:30pm. It'sonly a dollar!FOR A GOOD TIMECome to the All-University Armenian Party onSaturday April 16th at 9:00pm at 1-Housefeaturing live Armenian music and com¬plimentary Armenian refreshments. SI UCIDWE NEED YOU!The U. of C. Jewish United Fund/UnitedJewish Appeal Student Campaign needs yourhelp! Call Rebecca Koblick for info at 288 8032(between 8:00a.m and 11:30 p.m., please.)marian realty,inc.mREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400New and RebuiltTypewriters,Calculators,Dictators, AddersCasioHewlett PackardTexas Instrument REPAIRSPECIALISTSon IBM, SCM.Olympia, etc.FREE repairestimatesCanonSharp RENTALSavailable withU.ofC. I DThe University of Chicago BookstoreOffice Machines & Photographic Dept.970 East 58th Street 2nd Floor962-7558 • 5-4364 (ON CAMPUS)The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 11, 1983—11cKcPAMORRYDELIin the“C” -SHOPWILL BE OPEN UNTIL10:00 PMSTARTING MONDAY*APRIL 11TAKE YOUR STUDV BREAK AT MORRY’S►Plenty of seating *Great Food *Low, low pricesMorry’s C-Shop OnlyGood for week ofApril 11-16HOT DOGSFrom 3 pm to 10 pmAll thetrimmingsonly 39 Morry’s C-Shop OnlyGood for week ofApril 11-16DINNER SPECIALFrom 5 pm to 10 pmFree pop Vi BBQ CHICKEN& chips cole slaw, & roll592Morry’s C-Shop OnlyGood for week ofApril 11-16From 5 pm to 10 pmBUY 3 SANDWICHESSGet 1 MORE FREEGood on purchase ofTurkey, Ham, Salami,& Italian Sandwiches. HMorry’s C-Shop Only jGood for week of jApril 11-16 |From 5 pm to 10 pm jFREE ICE CREAM |with purchase of any 1two sandwiches. |MORRY’S ACCEPTS U of CFOOD COUPONSiillli *mmWIN *100.00 IN MORRY’S1983 T-SHIRT CONTESTWe’re looking for a great idea, slogan, & design for our new1983 Morry’s T-Shirts. To enter our contest, just submit yourbest concept with this entry application to Morry’s -Shop beforeMay 5. The winner will be announced in the Tuesday, May 10thChicago Maroon.NameAddressPhone MORRY’S DELI in the “C” SHOPOPEN TIL 10 PM STARTINGMonday, April 111311 E. 57th StMandel Hall • In the Reynolds ClubMorry’s The Better Alternative for Dinner Tonight The University of ChicagoAlumni AssociationpresentsLIFE AFTER GRADUATION:Tomorrow s Rainbow . . . Opportunitiesin Finance/Management.an informal discussion of careers inbusiness for interested studentsGUESTSWilliam BarnhartFinancial ReporterChicago TribuneMolly KramerVice PresidentHarris Trust and Savings BankSi Richard WynnExecutive Vice President and TreasurerHelene Curtis Industries, Inc.12 noon, Wednesday, April 13, 1983Robie House, 5757 Woodlawn AvenueBring your own lunch Beverages provided)Produced by Roger Waters. James Guthrie and Michael Kamen■Columbia.'i^^jaretrademarKsofCBSInc « 1983CBSInc there’s a kidwho had a bighallucination...pink floyd the final cuta requiem forthe post war dreamall newon Columbia recordsand cassettespinkfloydthefinalcutI | JUl i HHii<L 1 sMl •-* -AVAILABLE ATTHE PHOENIX BOOK & RECORD STORE