-Features Striking OutFamous and infamous alumnicenterspread Pigskin pundit sells outpage five-The Chicago MaroonVolume 92, No. 40 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1983 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, March 1, 1983State of the University AddressGray urges broader approach toBaker report on grad educationBy Jeff TaylorPresident Hanna Gray deliveredher sixth annual State of the Uni¬versity Message Thursday, statingthat the “decline in studentnumbers” and ‘‘threatened ero¬sion of quality among those enter¬ing graduate degree programs”have resulted in a state of “crisis”in graduate education.The main points of Gray’s ad¬dress were the importance of the“Baker report” of the Commissionon Graduate Education in “takingan overview of the state of gradu¬ate education generally and at ourown University,” the inseparabi¬lity of graduate and liberal educa¬tion, and the difficulty of maintain¬ing quality of resources in light of“new financial stringencies.”Gray said the Baker report reaf¬firms the University’s “specialmission” in graduate education,and stimulates internal review andplanning by individual depart¬ments.Gray outlined the Baker report’sconclusion that the length of timerequired for the PhD is excessive,and its subsequent recommenda¬tion for change of requirements toshorten this period, stating thatlegislation is being discussed bythe Committee of the Council of theUniversity Senate that would shor¬ten residence to three years.“It is not the intent of such legis¬lation to prescribe a homogenousor rigid set of requirements foreach and every graduate pro¬gram,” she said. “It is understoodthat we have already a very desir¬able flexibility and that this shouldbe furthered.”In an apparent response to stu¬dent concerns that outside work isimpossible because of currentstringency in the University’sgraduate programs, Gray said,“An ordinary expectation of twoyears of required courses (as rec¬ommended by the Baker report)and a swifter passage to the stage! of research and writing for the dis¬sertation would not prevent stu¬dents from choosing to take someadditional work related to their in¬terests.”The Baker report’s proposal forstructural changes during the re¬search and dissertation periodhas, according to Gray, “arousedconsiderable controversy. I take itthat the idea of ‘research insti¬tutes’ in the Social Sciences andHumanities (as recommended bythe Baker report) represents onepossible model for realizing a setof general objectives,” she said.Gray said she prefers to con¬sider guidelines first, “and thenask ourselves what ways and op¬portunities may be best for doingwhat is appropriate,” she added.“It’s clear that no one structuralblueprint would be wise, or indeedaccepted, at this time.”“I hope very much that dis-agreeemtns over the research in¬stitute model will not prevent ac¬tion on other points of the report,”she continued. “Legitimate de¬partmental autonomies are notunder assault; there is no need toargue defensively on that score.” Gray said depression of the aca¬demic job market and decrease ofoutside support for graduate stu¬dents pose great problems for thefuture of graduate education. “Thefuture of both undergraduate andgraduate education,” she said,“depends on what this Universityand its peers can do now to attractfirst-rate students, to educatethem well, and to assert the signifi¬cance of academic breadth anddepth.”Continued on page four Hanna Gray PHOTO BY ARA JELAUANCongress to consider revisionsin law tying federal aid to draftBy William RauchRep. Paul Simon, (D.,I11.),chairman of the House Subcom¬mittee on Postsecondary Educa¬tion, plans to introduce legislationthat would make major revisionsin the draft/aid law, which re¬quires universities to verify thatfederal aid recipients are regis¬ tered for the draft. The law is slat¬ed for enactment on July 1.One of Simon’s aides said thatSimon will propose measures in¬tended to reduce the pressure onuniversity administrators of veri¬fying aid applicants’ registration.The aide said that Simon’s plan ina response to criticisms of the De¬Washington won due to'unprecedented9black voter turnout, says Tribune reporterBy Jeff TaylorDavid Axelrod, political reporterfor the Chicago Tribune and 1976graduate of the College of the Uni¬versity of Chicago, spoke here lastThursday on the factors involvedin Harold Washington’s upset vic¬tory in the Democratic mayor pri¬mary.Axelrod, describing Washingtonas “a brilliant politican,” attribut¬ed the victory in part of an “un¬precedented” 70-75 percent turnoutof all registered black voters, andWashington’s success in capturingIf you are planning to join the crowd on this Ft. Lauderdalebeach in two weeks, or just wish you could, a new book entitledThe Rites of Spring: A Student's Guide to Spring Break in Floridacan give you valuable information. More on the book and its au¬thors in the centerspread. 85 percent of that vote. In spite ofWashington’s known strength inpredominately black areas of thecity, Axelrod said “everybody hada hard time believing that theblack support would be so total.”Asked whether repeated use byChicago newspapers of the terms“crusade” and “movement” to de¬scribe Washington’s campaignwas justified by the actual situa¬tion, Axelrod replied “whateveryou call it, a crusade, a movement,a perception, the black voters weremobilized like never before.” Hesaid the press sometimes de¬scribed the campaign as a “cru¬sade” because this term was usedoften by the Washington camp.Axelrod said Washington bene¬fited greatly from the vote split be¬tween Jane Byrne and RichardDaley, and probably could nothave won against either candidatealone.Despite Jesse Jackson’s visibili¬ty throughout the campaign, Ax¬elrod said, Washington is trying todisassociate himself with the popu¬lar reverend, noting that Washing¬ton neglected to list Jacksonamong his supporters during anelection night victory acknowl¬edgement. “I think he used Jack-son and used him effectively,” hesaid, “but I don’t think he (Jack-son) wil* play a role in the adminis¬tration.”Jackson was useful to Washing¬ton in the primary, Axelrod contin¬ued, because “he can latch onto an issue like a barnacle,” but he willprobably not be as important in theupcoming general election.Axelrod agreed with one ques¬tioner who panned Jackson as amedia creation. “We get lazy inmy business,” he said. “We needpeople who we can go to at the lastminute — (in Jackson’s case) sortof a generic black leader.”.Axelrod said Democratic wardcommitteemen in predominatelywhite Northwest and Southwestsections of the city made a last-minute, race-oriented push thateroded Daley’s political base.Byrne sympathizers appealed toanxieties over the possibility of ablack mayor, implying votes forDaley would split support betweenthe two white candidates and helpWashington.But Washington did better thanexpected among white voters inthe highly race-oriented primary,despite the appeal.Continued on page fourPublication noticeThis is the last Tuesday editionof The Chicago Maroon. Friday’sissue will be the last regular edi¬tion of the Maroon and Grey CityJournal The Winter Quarter Chia-go Literary Review will be pub¬lished Friday, Mar. 11.Regular Maroon publication willresume next quarter on Friday,Apr. l partment of Education’s plan forenforcing the law voiced by uni¬versity officials during hearingsbefore Simon’s subcommittee.Education Department and Se¬lective Service System officialssay that their enforcement guide¬lines were made with the intent ofkeeping administrative burdensand aid dispersement delays to aminimum. Critics of the law arguethat verificiation is the govern¬ment’s responsibility.College officials say that thefirst step in the verification proce¬dure, the filling out of a form de¬claring that the applicant is regis¬tered or exempt from registration(for being under 18 or female,say), is simple. Men eligible forregistration must then produce aletter from the Selective Serviceverifying that they have regis¬tered. The second step has metwith criticisms on the grounds thatuniversities should not be chargedwith the task of collecting appli¬cants’ Selective Service docu¬ments. Education Department of¬ficials defend this procedure asless costly and less complicatedthan other possible plans.One of the options Simon consi¬dered was transferring the respon¬sibility of verification to the Edu¬cation Department by providing itwith lists put together by collegesof applicants who say they are reg¬istered.The department also has a con¬tingency plan for applicants whohave lost their registration letters.These students could receive aidby signing an affidavit declaringthat they are registered, andwould have have 120 days to pro¬vide proof.But some college officials arelukewarm toward the contingencyplan. Lola J. Finch, student-aiddirector at Washington State Uni¬versity, said that colleges wouldprobably take up a “no proof, noaid” policy because of the difficul¬ties revolving around keepingtrack of proof deadlinesContinued on page fourSee your Josten’s representativePLACE: University BookstoreDATE: Wed., March 2nd & Thurs., March 3TIME: 12:00-4:30Sophocles’ANTIGONE...in a new translation byDavid Grene & Wendy O'FlahertyNow through March 20Wednesday-Saturday, 8:00Sunday, 2:30 & 7:30753-4472Visa/MC/AmExDining Discounts with Mallory’s Restaurant. 241-5600 my.A"CIC Students jus»t $3 on Wed/Thurs/Sun with “Student Rush”(Olin^THIVIHKUniversity of Chicago 5535 S. Ellis Avenue \ American Heart^Association HYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Wood lawn Ave.Church School (all ages) 9:45 a.m.Worship Nursery Provided 11:00 a.m.W. 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BoulderCampus Box 7Boulder, CO 80309(.303) 492-7424Line open 24 hoursThe University of Colorado is an Equal Opportunity Affirmativ e Action InstitutionEXPERT MECHANICAL SERVICEFOREIGN & DOMESTIC CARSTUNE-UP • BRAKE JOBS • ELECTRICALSHOCK ABSORBERS • OIL CHANGES • LUBESBATTERIES • MUFFLERS • AIR CONDITIONINGENCLOSED, SECURE, AND REASONABLY PRICEDPARKING FACILITIES — AN ALTERNATIVE TOPARKING ON THE STREETS THIS WINTERHYDE PARK GARAGE5508 SOUTH LAKE PARK • 241 -622010% DISCOUNT ON MECHANICAL WORKWITH THIS COUPONPICK UP & DELIVERY AVAILABLE2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 1, 1983News in briefTalk on conditionsof the press in IndiaArun Shourie, secretary of the People’sUnion of Civil Liberties, New Delhi, willspeak on the conditions of the press in India,Wednesday at 4 p.m. in the South AsiaConmmons, Foster Hall. Shourie is a formereditor of a major Indian newspaper, the In¬dian Express.Shourie, a PhD from Syracuse in econom¬ics, was formerly with the World Bank. In1976, he returned to India and became an ac¬tivist in the civil rights movement againstIndira Gandhi’s emergency rule. He is bestknown for a series of exposes on corruptionamong high government officials, and is theauthor of Symptoms of Fascism and Hin¬duism : Essence and Consequences.Apply for BA nowSeniors in the College who intend to gradu¬ate at the end of next quarter must apply fortheir degree by the end of this quarter, theDean of Students Office has announced. Thisis a new deadline for degree applications.Spring Quarter graduates should com¬plete a very brief application form availableat the reception desk at Harper 280. Thedeadline is Mar. 18.Furthermore, changes in Spring Quarterregistration can be made between Mar. 7and Apr. 15.Spring Looms“Spring Looms’’ will be the March freedemonstration at Artisans 21, Gallery Runby Artists, 5225 S. Harper, Chicago, 60615.Weaver members Meredyth Friedman andJudith Yamomoto will work at loom andspinning wheel from noon to 5 p.m. Satur¬days, Mar. 5, 19, and 26. Visitors can trytheir hands at the sampler loom.Meredyth Friedman uses her knowledge;of botany to produce natural dyes in a richvariety of colors. She uses these to dye; many of the yarns she uses in the hats,scarves, and ponchos which she creates. Ju¬dith Yamomoto is an experimental weaverwho makes bags, scarves, placemats, andrugs. She combines subtle colors and tex¬tures in functional clothing designs.Artisans 21 was founded in 1979 as a not-for-profit group of craftspeople and artistssharing exhibit space, material resources,and ideas. In September of 1980 the groupopened the Artisans 21 Gallery in its presentHarper Court location.Passover workshopRabbi Daniel Leifer of the U of C Hillelwill hold his annual Passover WorkshopWed. from 8 to 10 p.m., and again at thesame hour Mar. 22, at Hillel, 5715 S. Wood-lawn.The workshops will cover the history andtraditions of Passover, the structure andcontent of the Hagaddah, and the making ofa Seder — table setting, rituals, and foods.The community is invited to attend each ses¬sion.Share a rideStudent Government is compiling a rideslist of both riders and drivers for studentswho want to share a ride home spring break.Either students needing a ride or offering aride to others are encouraged to contact theSG office.Those interested may call 753-3263 Mon¬days from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. or Wednesdaythrough Friday, 12 p.m. to 3 p.m., or leave anote in Ida Noyes Hall room 306.The compiling of the rides list is funded bythe SG Finance Committee.Neighborhood Clubscreens free filmsThe Hyde Park Neighborhood Club willshow the film Oliver Wed at 2:15 p.m. at theClub, 5480 S. Kenwood Ave. Admission isfree and open to the public. Other films shown at the Club this month,every Wed. at 2:15, are: Murder on theOrient Express (Mar. 9), Born Free (Mar.16), The Disorderly Orderly (Mar. 23), andTop Hat (Mar. 30).For further information, call 643-4062.Students for Hartpress conferenceIllinois Students for Gary Hart will hold apress conference Friday, Mar. 4 at 10 a m.at the Downtown Hyatt Regency Board ofDirectors room, 33rd floor East.This conference is part of the nationwideStudents for Hart Day. Campuses through¬out the Chicago metropolitan area will berepresented.Joe Wilkins, State Coordinator for Friendsof Gary Hart will join David Eichenthal, Illi¬nois Student Coordinator at the news confer¬ence.Study abroadThe assistant director of the FrenchAmerican Study Center in Normandy willmeet with students interested in theUC/FASC Quarter Abroad program, Mar. 8from 12 noon to 1 p.m., in Wieboldt 216.Cabaret auditionsAuditions for a May 5 opening of “Caba¬ret” at the University of Chicago Court Stu¬dio Theater will be held Mar. 6 at 2:30 p.m.and Mar. 7 at 6:30 p.m. at the ReynoldsClub, 5307 S. University. Singers, dancers,actors, musicians and technical staff areneeded.“Cabaret” is being done under the aus¬pices of the Hyde Park Jewish CommunityCenter <HPJCC), Director Michael Hilde¬brand and Musical Director Anita Green¬berg For information call Sonya Burns at268-4600. 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And you can access any of thecommercial information services such asCompuServe or Dow Jones.This package includes:* A full size, typewriter-style keyboard,*A 12” green phosphor monitor,* Automatic dial-up and log on,* Memory for 26 phone numbersAs a special introductory offer, for ordersplaced before March 9, we will throw ina free subscription to CompuServe, including5 free hours of connect time.For more information or a demonstration,call (evenings)241-6155 (Natalie)548-1755 (Mike)Mastercharge/Visa accepted. Quantity pricingavailable. withTHEETHNICHERITAGEENSEMBLE$2.00 with UCID$2.50 w/oFinanced by SGFL Women and socialchange in BrazilThe Center for Latin American - Studiespresents two lectures on Women’s Move¬ments and Social Change in ContemporaryBrazil, Friday, Mar. 4.Creuza Rosa Maciel is a brazilian womanwho is secretary general of the Justice andPeace Service, a transnational religiousmovement committed to non-violence. Theorganization gained international reknownwhen Adolfo Perez Esquivel, its generalcoordinator, was awarded the Nobel PeacePrize in 1980. Maciel worked for elevenyears with street people, establishing ahouse where these people who live underbridges could bathe, eat communally, andreflect on their inherent worth as humanbeings. At this time, she also worked onprostitute re-education. She graduated witha masters in philosophy and theology fromthe Catholic University in Sao Paulo andgrew up and taught high school in ruralnortheast Brazil.Jeanette Good, an ordained minister inthe United Church of Christ, has worked forthe past year as field staff in Brazil for theUnited Church of Chrst World Ministries. InJoao Pessoa in the state of Paraiba. Brazil,her work has focuses on two areas: supportfor the grassroots non-violent movement forchange, dialogue with community leadersresistant to non-violence, and work withvery poor women, many of whom are drivento prostitution in order to feed their chil¬dren. Appointed to a coordinating team tofacilitate a regional network among groupsinvolved in non-violent struggles, she hashad the opportunity to work with groups inthree states in Northeast Brazil. For thepast few months. Good lived in a small fish¬ing village where she worked with localwomen to develop a program of income-gen¬erating skills training, literacy classes andpreventive medicine.The lectures w’ill be held at 3 p.m in SocialSciences 122.AnEveningof JazzMarch 5,1983Saturday • 8 pmIda Noyes Hall1212 E. 59th St.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 1, 1983—3News1-House to host world student chess tourneyBy Guy WardSeveral of the world’s greatest youngchess players will compete in the World Stu¬dent Team Championships at the Universi¬ty’s International House this summer. Thisevent will be the first international chesstournament ever played in the UnitedStates.The Soviet Union team will defend its titleagainst teams from approximately 30 othercountries. The USSR has won the tourna¬ment almost every year it has been held.The team the USSR will send to Chicagothis summer will include one of the greatestchess masters, Gary Kasparov, who at 19years of age has outpaced Bobby Fisher’sperformance at that age. Kasparov is ex¬pected to challenge Karpov for the worldtitle sometime within the next five years.As the host, the USA will be able to fieldtwo teams. At this time, the players havenot been named, but a team will likely in¬clude international masters Joel Benjamin,18, and John Fedrowizc, 24, and perhapsgrandmaster Yasser Seirawan, one of thetop players in the world.The tournament will last two weeks fromAug. 22 through Sept. 3. Only one game willbe played each day. The winners will takehome the prestigious title, but no cashprizes.In team chess, each country’s team hasfour players, one or two alternates and onenon-playing captain. Each game runs aboutfive to seven hours, with adjournments re¬quired every five hours. During an adjourn¬ment, a team may consult books, experts,and possibly computers, to plan strategy forthe games conclusion. Often, if an adjourn¬ment continues overnight, several teammembers will “pull an all nighter” to pre¬pare up to 20 pages of analysis while theteammate who will play rests.The United States Chess Federation (USCF) and the Illinois Chess Associationwill co-sponsor the event.The Federation Internationale d’Echis(FIDE) has chosen U of C graduate studentEric Schiller as official organizer. Schillercaptained the American team in Graz, Aus¬tria in 1972 and 1981.Schiller is a US national master of theUSCF and an international arbiter of FIDE.He has previously directed major events inLondon, Malta and the US. He is a graduateof the College with a degree in Slavic lan¬guages and literature (BA 1976) and is afirst year graduate student in Linguistics.He has published and translated manybooks on chess, some available in the Uni¬versity Bookstore.The US was chosen by FIDE, Schillersaid, when several other countries withdrewtheir bids for mostly financial reasons.Here, the event will cost only $30,000 largelybecause of a “tremendous deal” which I-House has worked out with Schiller. Already$22,000 is assured, and the remaining moneywill come from various chess foundationsand private sponsors perhaps including amajor computer company. Schiller antici¬pates no difficulty in raising the neededfunds by August.The tournament will be open to the publicTribune reporterContinued from page one with free admission for all University stu¬dents. Schiller hopes the University admin¬istration and faculty will become involved inthe event.Schiller hopes to compliment the tourna¬ment with various other activities for spec¬tators. Local tournaments may raise thenumber of games played to 50 each day. Inconference rooms, chess masters will offer explanations and chalk talks.“There’s an image here that chess boringto watch,” Schiller said, “this is not true inEurope or in Slavic countries, where peopleare chess fanatics.”Schiller thinks the extra activities and aworld “blitz” tournament in which eachplayer has only five minutes to play (10 sec¬onds a move) will add to the excitement.State of the UniversityContinued from page oneGray denounced discussion of the prob¬lems undergraduate education as separatefrom those of graduate education. “Onecannot isolate the question of what graduateeducation should aspire to be from our con¬cern for the character and quality of the lib¬eral arts,” she said.Gray addressed the problem of maintain¬ing facilities for teaching and research in atroubled economy. She said the Universityhad encountered “new financial stringen¬cies" that may have implications for com¬ing years, in the form of $4 million in short-In addition, Axelrod said Byrne did worsein the predominately black wards than herpolls indicated she would. “The black com¬munity simply cannot be polled by phone,”he said.Of the general election this April, Axelrodsaid “we have a chance to see how- many ra¬cists there are in this city. I think we can take the average number of votes cast forRepublican candidates in recent elections,deduct this from the amount of votes castfor Epton and we’ll have the number ofrace-oriented voters.”.mmpig■: * ,'i<mm m/Ml' The Chicago MaroonThe following students have beenawarded Maroon scholarships fortheir contributions to the studentnewspaper during the Summerand/or Autumn Quarter of 1982.Edward Achuck Victor KingJohn Andrew Robin KirkAbigail Asher Madeleine LevinMark Bauer Jane LookDaniel Breslau Frank LubyDavid Brooks Jeffrey MakosNancy Butcher Nadine McGannJeanne Chapman Beth MillerKahane Corn Bill MudgeSteve Diamond Sharon PeskinPurnima Dubey William RauchMaeve Dwyer Amy RichmondTom Elden Abby ScherAnna Feldman John SchulmanLisa Frusztajer Steve ShandorCaren Gauvreau Rachel ShtierEric Goodheart Judith SilversteinElisse Gottlieb Cassandra SmithiesCliff Grammich Jeff TaylorMargo Hablutzel John VispoelJesse Halvorsen Becky Woloshin RyanSarah Herndon George WoodburyKeith Horvath Andy WrobelAra Jelalian Darrell WuDunnAnn Keniston Kittie WyneBruce KingThese students should pick up theirawards at the Student ActivitiesOffice, Room 210, Ida Noyes Hall. PHOTO BY ARA JELALIAnDavid Axelrod, political reporter forthe Chicago Tribune“I’m sort of amused that those people aregoing to have to choose between a blackDemocrat and a Jewish Republican,” hecontinued. “I think there’s a certain poeticjustice in it.” falls of the University’s “unrestrictedrevenue.”She praised faculty cooperation with bud¬get “reductions” that have “made life lesscomfortable for the University communi¬ty.” These cuts have made a difference, shesaid.She noted that the University will beforced to increase expenditures in severalareas next year, including utilities (expect¬ed to increase by approximately 18 per¬cent), health benefits costs (to rise by about30 percent) and Social Security contribu¬tions. At the same time, many sources of in¬come will decrease relative to the rise incosts principally endowment income.“We must continue also to protect real in¬creases in our major priorities, for faculty-salaries, library acquisitions, for the reno¬vation of academic and research facilitiesand, of course, for financial aid,” she said.The University will continue its policy of se¬parating admission from aid application.The funds expended on financial aid willincrease by a total of 17 percent, to $14.4million. Undergraduate aid will increase by30 percent and graduate aid by 14.8 percent.However, tuition in the College and gradu¬ate schools has been raised by an average of12 percent, negating benefit derived formost students by the aid increase. Some 21percent of unrestricted tuition income willbe paid back as unrestricted aid, Graysaid.CongressContinued from page oneAlthough many universities have spokenout against the draft/aid law, Edward El-mendorf, assistant secretary for postsecon¬dary education, said that few complaintshad been sent to the department concerningthe enforcement guidelines. Only half of the28 letters received from colleges concerningthe guidelines were critical.State officials say that the draft/aid lawwill make more difficult distribution ofstate scholarship funds because applicantsfor federal matching funds provided underthe State Student Incentive Grant programmust also provide proof of registration.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the Universitv of Chicago. Itis published twice a week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. Editorial and business officesare located on the third floor of Ida Noyes, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, 60637. Telephone753-3263.Darrell WuDunnEditorAnna FeldmanManaging EditorJeffrey TaylorNews EditorWilliam RauchNews Editor Margo HablutzelFeatures EditorCliff GrammichSports EditorDavid BrooksViewpoints EditorAra JelalianPhotography Editor Wally DabrowskiProduction ManagerSteve BrittBusiness ManagerJay McKenzieAdvertising ManagerBrian CloseOffice ManagerNadine McGannGrey City Journal EditorKeith FlemingChicago literary ReviewEditorPaul O’DonnellChicago Literary ReviewEditorSteve ShandorCopy EditorStaff: Edward Achuck, Zlatko Batistich, Mark Bauer, Dan Breslau, Jeanne Chap¬man, John Collins, Kahane Corn, Purnima Dubey, Maeve Dwyer, Tom Elden, Mi¬chael Elliott, Pat Finegan, Sue Fortunato, Lisa Frusztajer, Caren Gauvreau, EricGoodheart, Elisse Gottlieb, Jesse Halvorsen, Joe Holtz, Keith Horvath, Jim Joze-fowicz, Marc Kramer, Sandra Krueger, Linda Lee, Kathleen Lindenberger, JaneLook, Frank Luby, Nick Lynn, Bill Mudge, Jack Ponomarev, Amy Richmond, CraigRosenbaum, Yousuf Sayeed, Koyin Shih, Suzanne Sloan, Nick Varsam, John Vispoel,Guy Ward, George Woodbury, Andy Wrobel, Kittie Wyne.4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 1, 1983Striking Out/ David BrooksPigskin pundit sells outBrooks in actionleague. Bailey would not release the amountof the contract which Brooks signed with theBoston franchise, but he has said that “itmakes the federal deficit look like pocketmoney.’’Brooks, who in his senior year won theWilliam F. Buckley Prize for being the mostpretentious college writer in the nation, wasapproached by the USWL as early as lastDecember. At that point he announced thathe would remain in college so he could havea shot at entering his name into the NCAArecord books. Brooks has already set marksfor most typos in a single season and thelowest percentage of completed jokes pernumber of attempts, but was pursuing therecord for most inaccuracies in a career setby Jack Anderson while a student at North¬western back in 1956. Brooks had also ex¬pressed an interest in competing in the 1984Literary Olympics to be held in the offices ofthe New York Review of Books. In his event— the hundred word dash — Brooks wasconsidered a contender — though not a fa¬vorite by any means.In January, however, he was approachedby the Chicago Paragraphs, which underthe leadership of Studs Terkel, has becomea flagship team for the USWL. Brooks re¬jected their $16.7 million offer. At a pressconference he explained his reasoning:To me, getting a good, solid generaleducation is far more important thana career as a professional writer.After all, writing offers me nothingbut money, fame and self-fulfillment.A college education allows me to en¬gage in the dialogue on the enternalquestions.Most observers concluded that Brooks was“full of it.”After rejecting the offer of $16.7 million.Brooks received a phone call from hismother.“You idiot! What kind of a son did I raise?Take the money!”“But Mom, you’re the one who alwaystaught me that nothing was as important asa good education.”“I know' I’m compromising my values,but it’s not my fault. Money is the root of allevil, you know. Besides, your grandmotherwants a new Jaguar.”“Well don’t worry, Mom. Rejecting theiroffer was just a ploy to get them to raisetheir bid. You know I would never sign acontract unless it gave me enough money toown my own fleet of B-l bombers.”Three days later Brooks had signed a 16-figure contract with the Boston Bores.Reaction at the University of Chicagocampus was harsh. “His name is mudaround here,” one professor said, “Not onlydid he sell out, he became a liar doing it.”“I suppose every school has its Judas,”said public relations director JamesYuenger. President Hanna Gray also re¬leased a statement but nobody could figureout what it meant. In response to this criticism, Brooks re¬leased the following startement: “In deny¬ing I would sign a contract I made a mis¬take. No one realizes more than I that I am ahuman being. I wish to apologize to the Uni¬versity and to all my loyal friends. I hopeyou can find it in your hearts to forgive me.Meanwhile, I’ll be repenting all the way tothe bank.”At an impromptu press conference a fewdays later, Brooks confessed that he felt soguilty about the whole affair that buying anew 80-foot yacht almost didn’t make himfeel better. W’hen asked if he would feel tor¬mented spending the dishonestly earned bil¬lions, Brooks admitted that he didn’t knowyet but that he would spend the rest of hislife finding out.Many commentators don’t blame Brooksfor his move. “In his last quarter he couldhave developed an injury like writer’sblock,” Tribune writer Steve Daily said,“then where would he be?”Others blamed the whole system: “Uni¬versities exploit kids like Brooks becausethey know he’s worth millions in advertisingrevenues. In fact, Brooks was a typicalDAVID BROOKS'COLLEGIATE RECORDYear AttemptedJokes CompletedJokes chuckles offensivenessrating1980 216 46 4 .1001981 354 68 1 .6751982 491 193 0 .8991983 532 216 2 .933Brooks will rush for the pros nextquarterSchoolhouse. Even the rhesus monkeys inthe training centers will get a better educa¬tion. These guys graduate from college withno skills and without the ability to think. Ifthey’re very lucky they play four years ofprofessional writing. And then what? Thenall they’re left with is their memories,chronic writers’ cramp and a job pushing abroom. They inevitably turn to drugs, crimeand suicide.”So there you have it: another tragic storyof a pathetic, little man forced to sign amulti-billion dollar contract because of thegreed of college administrators, the pres¬sures from his family and his own stupidity.We should all be thankful we are luckyenough to avoid such a terrible fate.David Brooks, entangled in his own liesand pressured by his family, has beenforced to cut short his career as the Univer¬sity of Chicago’s only columnist and join theBoston Bores of the new United States Writ¬ers League (USWL).The NCAA declared Brooks “technicallyineligible” to write during his final quarterof college, saying that he violated associa¬tion rules by authorizing agent F. Lee Bai-to negotiate a contract with the newcase. Here’s a poor kid growing up in theghetto skipping school and learning writingin the playgrounds. A high school adminis¬trator doctors his transcript so he can grad¬uate even though he’s a mental juvenile whobelongs in second grade. He’s got dozens ofcolleges chasing him down and recruitinghim, offering him cars and girls but not tell¬ing him that while enrolled they’ll limit himto writing courses like The Little Red ja™,rtmentofflfusklpresents 'Tuesday, March 1 —Contemporary Chamber Players ofThe University of Chicago8:00 p.m., Mandel HallDirected by Ralph Shapey. ElliotCarter: Sonata for Flute, Oboe,and Harpsichord; Francis Thorne:Lyric Variations Number 7(premiere performance): andJohn Austin: Requiem withsoloists Diane Raqains, soprano;Karen Brunsen, alto: GlennSiebert, tenor; Myron Myers, bass(premiere performance).Admission is FREE.Wednesday, March 2 —Elsa Charleston, soprano12:15 p.m., Goodspeed HallMusic of Poulenc, Messiaen, RorenAdmission is FREE. 'Vi\Thursday, March 3 —Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital Hall.Linda Chessick, violinist, assisted byDavid Budil, viola, and PhilipHelzer, cello. Beethoven's TrioOp. 9 No. 1 and "With TwoEyeglasses Obligato" duet.Admission is FREE.V Friday, March 4 —Collegium Musicum8:00 p.m.. Bond ChapelMotet Choir of the CollegiumMusicum, directed by guestconductor Thomas MacCraken.Sacred Music from the 16thCentury; including a Mouton Massand Motets by Mouton, Josquinand others.Admission is FREE.Sunday, March 6 —University Symphony Orhestra8:00 p.m., Mandel HallBarbara Schubert, condctorBarber: Second Essay forOrchestra: Ravel: Sheherezade,Trois poemes pour Chant etorchestre (Susanne Scherr,soprano) Mahler: Symphony No. 1in D "Titan"^Upcoming TwentsMarch 17KALICHSTEIN-LAREDO-ROBINSON TRIOMandel Hall, 8:00 p.m. \Viyimw ytThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 1, 1983—5AFTERLIFE OFTHE MIND:the pride of UofCBy Mike ElliottThe University of Chicago claims to beone of the world’s leaders amongliberal-arts universities, and theintellectual achievements of its alumnisupport this assertion. T9 past studentshave been awarded Nobel prizes in fieldsranging from physics to literature, and 85are current university presidents at suchdiverse places as the California Institute ofTechnology and Peking University. Peoplesuch as Milton Freedman (AM‘33) andJames Watson (PHB‘46. SB‘47> haveprofoundly affected both their disciplinesand the world in which we live, thusachieving notoriety within the intellectualworld.But some alumni have found fame faroutside the realm of academia. For aschool lacking a program of study indrama or journalism, the University ofChicago has turned out a surprisingnumber of actors and journalists, as wellas novelists and other artists. Also, quite afew alumni have left the serene limestonetowers to build successful careers inpolitics and business in the rough worldbeyond the gates of Hull Court. Some arenow even infamous.In the early 1950s the collection of barsand nightclubs along 55th St. made HydePark one of the entertainment centers ofthe city. Now replaced by condominiumsand vacant lots, nightclubs such as TheCompass »located at 55th and Lake Park ;spawned such later greats as Mike Nichols(X‘52) and Ed Asner <X‘48). Nichols, whodirected the movies “The Graduate” and“Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf’ and theplays •Barefoot in the Park” and “TheOdd Couple.” spent three years as anundergraduate before dropping out andfounding Second City along with suchgreats as Elaine May, Paul Stills, and BillAlton. Asner also pulled out of school afteronly a year, taking up a career in actingthat would lead to six Emmy Awards forhis portrayal of the crusty editor in “TheMarv Tvler Moore Show” and “LouGrant.”*A few acting alumni managed to breakinto the glamour of Hollywood. CelesteHolm (X‘34) attended one quarter ofclasses before moving on to eventuallystar in “All About Eve” and “HighSociety.”Will Geer, <SB‘24) joined the Blackfriarswhile earning his degree’ thus beginninghis theatre experience that culminated inhis role as Grandpa on “The Waltons.”The University even has onerepresentative on the daytime melodrama“The Doctors.” Matt Powers is portrayedby James Pritchett <SB'44). who left theUniversity to take a law degree fromNorth Carolina before quitting his lawpractice for drama.The University of Chicago has also produced some important and prolificnovelists. Philp Roth (AM‘55) bcamesensationally famous when he publishedPortnoy 's Complaint, for which he won theNational Book Award.Leo Rosten (PHB*30, PHD‘37) who wrotesuch bestsellers as The Education ofH*A * Y*M*A *N K*A *P*L *A *N, and KurtVonnegut Jr., who became famous for theunique cutting style of novels such as Cat’sCradle and Slaughterhouse-Five, bothearned anthropology degrees from theUniversity in unusual fashions: Rostenworked for his college tuition by writingarticles for the New Yorker, and Vonnegutdid not earn his degree until almost twentyyears after he left the University, when theUniversity decided to accept one of hisnovels as a master’s thesis.Anther artist who embarked from theUniversity for a life of individualcreativity is Katherine Dunham (PHB‘36).She founded the internationally-knownKatherine Dunham Dancing Company, aswell as the Katherine Dunham School ofResearch and Theatre Art in New YorkCity. In addition to honors gained fromchoreographing such movies as “StormyWeather” and “Cabin in the Sky,”Dunham has captured one of the moreunusual awards of alumni, being baptisedHigh Priestess o: Voodoo in Haiti.Several alumni have also accompishedgreat work in the fields of journalism andcriticism. Pulitzer prize-winning columnist and former Chamberlin House memberDavid Broder, (AB*47,AM‘51) started fromthe Chicago Maroon to become one of themost watched and respected politicalcommentators today.Nationally-syndicated Sun-Times moviecritic Roger Ebert (X‘70) worked on both amaster's degree in English and theSun-Times before forsaking the former forthe latter. Ebert won a Pulitzer Prize forcriticism in 1975, the first ever aSun-Timeswriter.Lastly, literary critic Susan Sontag tooka degree in Engish from the University ofChicago in 1951. She published OnPhotography in 1977 and Illness as aMetaphor in 1978.The Business and Law schools have seentheir share of future leaders as well. DavidRockefeller (PHD‘40), the grandson of theUniversity’s founder and retired chairmanof Chase Manhatten Bank in New York,keeps the initial investor’s eye on theUniversity as a University of Chicagotrustee.Another trustee, Sen. Charles Percy(AB*41), rose from captain of the Big Tenwater polo team to become U.S. Senatorfrom Illinois. A former president of Bell &Howe Corporation before entering polities,Percy displayed early business sense by-running a popular and profitable co-op andlaundry service for the fraternities anddorms.Liberal gadfly Ramsey Clark <AM‘50,JD‘51) used his degree in law toprevent Justice Department wiretaps andprosecute police for brutalizing protestorswhile attorney general under LyndonJohnson. Now a professor at the BrooklynLaw School, Clark has inflamed both themorals and the rage of the public by suchacts as appearing at the ‘Crimes ofAmerica’ trial in Iran during the Iranianhostage crisis.Another former member of the Cabinet,Patricia Harris (X‘49), attended theUniversity of Chicago Lav School for twoyears before differences caused her toleave. Harris was Secretary’ of Health,Education, and Welfare under JimmyCarter, the first black woman to achievesuch a post.And after the past two months of electioncampaigning, who could not recognize thename of Democratic Party ChairmanEdward Vrdolyak (JD‘63)?Of course, the University of Chicago hasa lew alumni who achieved their fame inless socially-accepted ways. Best-known ofthese hi Bernadine Dohrn (AB‘63.JD‘67),v.'ho helped lead the Weathermen in theOctober 1969 Days o? Rage bombingsaround Chicago, and other terroristsattacks across the nation. Posted on theFBI’s Ten Most Wanted list in 197G, Dohrnfinally surrendered in 1979 and wasreleased from prison last year.On the other end of the politicalspectrum, but with the same outcome, wasWatergate’s Jeb Magruder (MBA‘63).Chief of Staff for Nixon’s Re-ElectionCampaign, Magruder was sentenced tosven months in prison in U‘74 for helping toengineer and perpetrate the Watergatebreak-in and cover-up. Or.ce in jail, he puthis education to a somewhat betterpurpose, writing An American Life (OneMan's Head to Watergate).But perhaps the least expected alumni,especially from today’s perspective, areJay Berwanger and Bob Jones. Berwangerachieved national prominence back in 1934by winning the first Heisman Trophy asthe nation's top collegiate football playerWhile it is unlikely that any HeismanTrophy will grace the future Maroonrosters, such a feat was quite plausibleback in the days of Amos Alanzo Stagg. Inanother unusual combination for mostcampuses today, Berwanger had bothbrains and brawn, andwent on to found asuccessful business after completing hisdegreeOn the other hand, the Bob Jones (X‘40)that attended the University for a quarterback in 1932 was the son of the founder ofthe- conservative South Carolina Universitybearing the same name. 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MEET THE CHALLENGE...Become a full fledged participant on the “SORLANDET" during the summer of ’83.For information write:19 Milk Street,SQUARE-RIG INTERNATIONALtreet, Boston, MA 02109 Tef. 617-338-2167 5234 S. Dorchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-02006—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 1, 1983By Margo HablutzelThis is the time of year when moststudents are planning their activities forspring break. Traditionally, a sizeablenumber of students at northern schoolsmigrate to Florida for a week or twoduring March, a phenomenon whichprompted a famous movie during the1960’s.Bruce Jacobsen and Rollin Riggs wereseniors at Yale University last winter andhad been friends, working on the YaleDaily News, for four years. One day theybegan to talk about their plans for springbreak, and realized that there had neverbeen a guide, underground or otherwise, tospring break in Florida, despite itsdecades-long popularity.As a result of that lunchtimeconversation, the tw-o gathered a staff offriends, spent a month researching theproblem, and wrote a proposal for a book.Of the thirty publishers they contactedonly four responded, and eventually theydecided to sign with Arbor House, who hadcontacted Riggs and Jacobsen only twodays after their proposal was dropped off.That March the two went down toFlorida, dividing the state between themso that Riggs took the northern half andJacobsen took the southern. For 2V*» weeksthey researched, talking with students andlocals and investigating the best pricesand bargains. After returning to schoolthey spent April and May writing the book,completing their classes, and looking forjobs. On June first they submitted themanuscript, and the book (entitled TheRites of Spring: A, Student’s Guide toSpring Break in Florida) was published onNovember 15. Presently it is in its secondprinting, and a third may be necessary asstocks sell out in anticipation of springbreak.Riggs admitted that while most reviewshave been very favorable, a few of thetowns listed in the book were upset atwhat had been written about them, andsome reported by calling up the historicYale-Harvard rivalry, saying that if Riggsand Jacobsen had daughters, the girlsshould marry Harvard men.“That hurt,” Riggs grinned, w'hileadmitting that in the book he andJacobsen “didn’t pull any punches. Thebook is very opinionated.”Many of these opinions are designed tohelp students, so that they will knowwhere they will be the most welcome andwhere they could get the most for theirmoney.“Most travel guides emphasize thepositive aspects, and leave out thenegative...this is okay if you’ll be there fora long time, but students aren’t,” heexplained. “And if we say something isbad, we’ll explain why.”Two areas that particularly resentedtheir reviews were Fort Lauderdale andTampa/St. Petersburg. The former isdescribed in the book as a place where“the action never stops” and what Riggssaid was basically a “twenty-four hourRoman orgy,” upsetting evaluations for amayor who had run on a platform of“Good, clean fun.”Tampa/St. Petersburg was “basicallypanned” in the book, described as a placethat students would only go in the (forced)company of their grandparents, or in Authors Rollin Riggs and Bruce Ja¬cobsen pose with an unidentified re¬search assistant as they collect data fortheir book.anticipatjion of the Busch Gardensopening. Riggs admitted that the reviewwas “fairly sarcastic,” and said that theeditor of the local paper “really lit intous” for the review.Most places are reviewed fairlyfavorably, with the distinctive personalityof each place set down so that studentscould choose the environment in whichthey'd like to spend their vacations.“We wrote the book with two groups ofstudents in mind," Riggs explained. “Onegroup is the first-timers on spring break;the other is students who have been goingdown for years and want to try a newplace, maybe someplace less crowded.”Whichever group you fit into, there is alot of information in the book that you’llfind useful. The fifteen most popularvacation areas are discussed, with suchinformation as size, population, location,probable weather during the spring breakperiod, and general attitude towardsstudents. Some towns are hostile, whileothers openly welcome students.The most popular places with studentsare Daytona Beach and Fort Lauderdale.Riggs gave Daytona Beach a higherrating, saying that the beach and nightlifeare superior to Ft. Lauderdale’s, and thatDaytona Beach has a “more genteeldecadence.” Fort Lauderdale, whileprobably the most famous place to spendspring break, “has real problems.” Policethere are very strict, even to arrestingstudents for jaywalking or playing frisbeeon the beach, and “the jail has specialcells just for students.” One year thesituation, which tends to deteriorate intomass riots on the beach, became so badthat all the bridges linking the town to themainland were raised, effectively sealingthe towm. Some students, not to bedeterred, attempted to swim across.To collect their data on the best andworst of Florida’s vacation spots, Riggsand Jacobsen visited every place in thebook, interviewing students, waitresses,bartenders, hotel owners, policemen, andmembers of the local Chambers ofCommerce. The opinions they presented inthe book are the opinions of the majorityof the people that they talked to.“I’d walk up and down the beachaccosting people,” Riggs described. “ThenI’d ask them questions. I tried to get asPHOTOGRAPHIC & OFFICEFILM MACHINE DEPTPROCESSINGRENTALSBATTERIESRADIOSFRAMES CAMERASPHOTO ALBUMSDARKROOM EQ.CASSETTE TAPERECORDERSVIDEO TAPEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORE970 EAST 58 TH ST. « 962i7558 many independent opinions andverifications as possible.“I purposely went in anonymously,” headded. “After I finished eating orwhatever I’d ask if we could talk” but henever used his writing to receive specialtreatment, figuring that this would give anunreal perspective.Despite this, Riggs and Jacobsen haveencountered rumors that they acceptedmoney from local Chambers of Commerceor that their book was subsidized by thegovernment. Riggs emphatically deniesthese charges, saying that “we pooled ourmeager savings” said that they botjirealized the book would not make themwealthy.“Basically, it was an educationalopportunity,” Riggs said. “And you couldsay we got a free trip out of it.”Riggs pointed out that “Florida is still avery cheap thrill,” an importantconsideration for many students. Manyhotels offer discounts for students, andbars and other establishments offerspecial parties, happy hours, cheapermeals, and more. Riggs estimated that aperson could stay in Florida for a week ormore and spend only two or three hundreddollars. F \ g \“In better times people go to Vail or theBahamas,” he said. “Florida is always aplace where you can get away with a littlemoney. You pile five people in your car,get a cheap hotel room...“Our book has a serious core; to savestudents money. We tried to wrap it infunny, easily readable prose."This is evident from many of the titles tothe dozen chapters inserted between thetown-by-town analyses. All are important,but Riggs says the most important tonorthern students is "Suntanning forCredit...A Few Easy Lessons.”• You’ve spent the winter in the library,then you go to Florida and you don’t# >.v M v # #/~ ‘ yjfeM'S' “M & Iit -1i zkU & y ■ realize how powerful the sun is,” hewarned. “If you get burned the first day, itcan ruin your entire vacation.”In “Things Mom Won’t Tell You” theneophyte — or expert — how to get thebest deals, keep out of trouble, and packwisely. One page contains a list of clothingand other essentials, including umbrella,sleeping bag, contraceptives, and “2 books(don’t fool yourself).” The last is awarning to students who plan to catch upon the term during vacation, and Riggsseemed appreciative of the fact that U. ofC. students don’t have to study duringtheir spring break.Other chapters of interest include“Hangover Cure,” “How to Eat RawOysters,” “The Florida Law- and You,”“Our Favorite Bars,” and “How to GetLucky!!!” which includes hints on what towhere as well as w'hat to say, althoughRiggs noted “We tried to explode the mythof the pickup line.”Whatever anyone may think of the titleto the last chapter, authors were careful totry and “bend over backwards to benon-sexist.” They especially noted thedangerous bars and neighborhoods, andhave found that females appreciate theinformation.At present, the two authors are workingas journalists. Riggs as a freelancephotojournalist for the New York Times.Newsweek, and other publications, andJacobsen writing for the Miami Herald on.ironically enough, the Ft. Lauderdalebureau. Although they do not have specificplans to revise the book in the near future,Riggs admitted that he would like to havea chance to add some places they did nothave a chance to investigate last March,#and especially wants to add a chapter onthe Everglrdes.Pius, he admitted, “I like the prospect ofa paid vacation to Florida every March forthe next sixty years.”The AnnualmigrationPASSOVERWORK SHOPS•WEDNESDAY, March 2, 8:00-10:00 P.M.•TUESDAY, March 22, 8:00-10:00 P.M.Complete workshop covering:The history and Traditions of Passover, theStructure and Content of the Haggadah,and the actual making of a Seder—The Table Setting, Rituals and Foods.HILLEL FOUNDATION—5715 Woodlawn AvenueThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 1, 1983—7SportsRelay team gives edge to women’s trackBy Sue FortunatoThe University of Chicago women’s trackteam edged out the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater Saturday with a first place fin¬ish in the final event. In the team’s toughestdual meet this season, the Maroons won57-56 to remain undefeated.The Maroons got off to a slow start as theymanaged to score only five points in the fieldevents. Shauna Smith and Kathy Watersplaced third in the high jump and shot putrespectively. Freshman Linda Kinneyplaced second in the long jump.Chicago’s strength, as well as its remain¬ing 52 points, came from the running events and the relay. The team captured first placein seven of the eight running events. Kinneyand Natalie Williams took first and secondplace respectively in the 60-yard dash. Kin-By Edward AchuckThis past weekend, the women’s swim¬ming team concluded its season at the Mid¬west Conference Championship, while themen’s team competed at the Midwest Pri¬vate College Championship.A mix up in scheduling forced the ney also won the 400-yard dash while Wil¬liams won the 300-yard dash.In her first meet since recovering from aninjury, Shauna Smith placed first in the 60-meter hurdles. Nancy Flores took third inthe event.Chicago outscored Whitewater in the mid¬dle distance and long distance events 23-22.Rebecca Redman and Alison O’Neill placedfirst and third respectively in the 600-yardrun as did Mey Malloy and Sara Dell in the800-meter run. Freshman Bipasa Bose wonboth the 1000-yard run and the mile run.The Maroons were ahead of Whitewater51-48 going into the last two events. Theyneeded at least a third place finish in the3000-meter run to be able to win the meetwith a first place finish in the 4x400-meterrelay. Chicago did take third in the 3000-meter run as Ann Reed finished in 11:54.7,leaving the Maroons down 52-56 going intothe relay.The relay team of Kinney, O’Neill, Wil¬liams, and Redman won the race by threeseconds with a time of 4:12.4. This broke theold school record by more than six seconds.This first place finish provided the teamwith five points while Whitewater receivedno points for its second place time. As a re¬sult, the Maroons remained undefeated witha 57-56 victory.women’s team to enter its first NCAA Con¬ference Championship without adequatepreparation. The abrupt change in dates didnot allow the women to taper for the meetwhich was originally scheduled for thisweekend. Tapering is a process of substitut¬ing distance work for quality work to obtainfaster times.Nevertheless, the women’s team did sur¬prisingly well by placing fourth out of seventeams, and placing many swimmers in thetop ten for individual and relay events in theConference. The 200-yard medley relayteam of Virginia Seymour, Jean Shimotake,Erika Bruhn and Colleen Thorne placedfourth. Martha Kinney, Bruhn, and KatieMoran each placed in three events, whileFlor Gonzalez, Thorne, Chris Barr andDiane Tarkowski placed in two events, andElizabeth Forrester and Shimotake placedin one event.Kinney set three Conference records inplacing first in the 50-yard and 100-yard but¬terfly, and second in the 50-yard freestyle.In a disputed call, the referee said that Kin¬ney was out touched at the wall for firstplace even though she had the fastest timefor the event.Moran, in finishing sixth in the 1000-yardfreestyle, established a new school recordwith a time of 12:54. She also finished fifth inthe 100-yard breaststroke and sixth in the200-vard breaststroke. Bruhn placed sev¬enth in the 200-yard butterfly, eighth in the200-yard backstroke, and ninth in the 100-yard backstroke. Gonzalez placed sixth inthe 200-yard individual medley and seventhin the 100-yard butterfly, while Thorneplaced seventh in both the 200-yard individu¬al medley and 100-yard breaststroke, andBarr placed seventh in both the 100 and 200-yard breaststroke. Tarkowski placed sev¬enth in the 200-yard breaststroke and eighthin the 1000-yard freestyle. Forrester placedeighth in the 100-yard breaststroke and Shi¬motake placed eighth in the 200-yard invidi-dual medley.At the Midwest Private College Champi¬onship, the men’s team finished seventh outof 15 teams. Phil Hoffman was the onlyswimmer for Chicago to place into theChampionship final. He placed in both the400-yard individual medley and the 100-yardbutterfly. To reach the Championship final,a swimmer must have one of the top sixtimes of all the heats for that event.The Midwest Conference Championshipfor men next weekend will conclude theswimming season for the men’s team.WRITERSWRITECHICAGO LITERARY REVIEWPUBLISHES WORK BYCAMPUS ARTISTS.SUBMIT ESSAYS, POEMS,FICTION, BOOK REVIEWSMAROON OFFICE-3RD FLOOR IDA NOYESPHOTO BY ARA JELALIANChicago sprinters Linda Kinney (left) and Natalie Williams finished one-two in the60-yard dash.Women’s swim team finish 4th8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 1, 1983Inside IMHole Undergraduate Residence Men’s BasketballUndergraduate IndependentCompetition remains fierce in individual IM eventsBy Nick LynnIn anticipation of the weeks of exhaustingstudy in preparation for the winter finals,many of the quarter’s IM individual eventsare drawing to dramatic closes.In free throw competition, Cindy Johnston(Breckinridge) fired in a spectacular 62 per¬cent of her shots, easily leading the pack inthe Women’s competition. Combining thescore out of 25 shots for one man and onewoman, the Co-ed competition was prettystiff and showed some fairly high percent¬ages. Hitchcock/Snell fielded the top twoco-ed teams, with Nichols/Perlstrom hitting41 out of 50, and Vesna/Martich tying UpperFlint’s Kinney/Choy at 36 out of 50.As expected, the men’s competition pro¬vided the greatest excitement, as the eagleeyes and steady wrists of grad student Hugh Wilson helped him hit 95 percent from theline.After weeks of battling relentless opposi¬tion, Jennifer Holmes of Upper Wallace hasemerged champion in the undergraduatewomen’s racquetball tournament. Holmesbeat Compton’s highly rated Kathy Peter¬son in two games, 21-11 and 21-6.In men’s racquetball, the undergraduateindependent winner is Tim Heidinger, whobeat Vince Krasevic after four rounds. InUndergraduate residence play, TommyJilly (Compton) met his match in Filbey’sMark Epstein, and Henderson ‘racquet god’Mark Richardson beat fellow HendersoniteMike Aswad in the semifinal matches of thatcompetition. Richardson will play Epsteinby noon Tuesday to determine who will bethe ultimate ruler of the Henry Crown courts. Richardson has already won the sin¬gles tennis competition this year, and is inthe doubles table tennis finals.Birju Bhagat and Fernando Cavero ofHitchcock are bound and determined to giveRichardson and his partner John Yoon thefight of their lives in the Men’s Undergradu¬ate residence table tennis tournament. Bothteams have already devastated five roundsof opponents, leaving a trail of shattereddreams and shattered paddles behind them,but one team will have to crush the other be¬tween now and next Thursday.Birju Bhagat is hoping that his luck runsbetter in ping-pong than in the Undergradu¬ate independent billiards competition,where he lost to Scott Morris a few weeksago.Fighting back the sweat and hair, Look/Klaiman of Upper Wallace smasheatheir way to victory over Three’s A Crowd’sDrake/Stack after four rounds, in twogames, 21-14 and 21-17.Compton’s Shauna Smith shot her way tothe title in the Women’s Billiards competi¬tion, edging out Betsy Nichols (Snell).By Monday, the semifinal matches in themen’s undergrad residence billiards compe¬tition will have been played between DougHadley (Upper Rickert) and Steve Chante-lois (Henderson), and Everett Lee (Hitch¬cock) and Shoreland favorite Eric Siegel(Bishop). The winners will meet by the May7 to finish the event.The results of this week’s Track and Fieldmeet are posted at the IM office in IdaNoyes and they will be published next Tues¬day after they become official.L_ * «* •THINK SUMMER!The 1983 Summer Quarter Bulletin is available from the College Advisersand at Division Dean of Students offices. Pre-registration is taking place now.The deadline for registration for courses in the 1983 Summer Quarter Bulletinis May 20th, after which there will be a $50 Late Fee. (Graduate registrationsfor reading and research will be handled in the traditional manner in June.)Please pick up your 1983 Summer Quarter Bulletin soon. As you plan yourschedule for the Spring Quarter and begin thinking about the 1983-84academic year, consider the ways in which attending in Summer Quartermight enhance your overall program.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. March 1, 1983—9CLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is$2 for the first line and $1 for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at $2 per line. Ads are not ac¬cepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit ail ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago, III. 60637 ATTN: Classified Ads. Ouroffice is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines:Wednesday noon for the Friday issue, Fridaynoon for the Tuesday issue. Absolutely no ex¬ceptions will be made! In case of errors for which the Maroon is responsible, adjustmentswill be made or corrections run only if thebusiness office is notified WITHIN ONECALENDAR WEEK of the original publica¬tion. The Maroon is not liable for any errors.SPACEAPT. FOR RENT-HYDE PARKA fine 1 bedroom apt. in Hyde Park. One Halfblock from all your shopping needs and 4Viblocks from U of C. Rent $360 + up. Call forstudent + senior citizen discounts. 52nd +Woodiawn. For inspection call 643 6428 or 493-2525.APT FOR RENT6101 S. GreenwoodCampus FilmsTopaz (Hitchcock, 1969) This Cold War espi¬onage “thriller” doesn’t provide much ofthe exquisite thrill we expect from Hitch¬cock. It’s translation from the Leon Urisnovel is awkward and shows through in theloose, episodic construction and wordinessof the film. We never really identify with thecentral one in shifting groups of characters,or focus on any essential relationship. Fur¬thermore, Hitchcock’s characteristichumor is all but smothered by the self-im¬portance of the superficial plot. (One excep¬tion is an odd hiding place for a camera.)And yet this is Hitchcock. The master showshis hand in the pervading tone of moral am¬biguity, including the portrayal of the ex¬ploitative role of the US and its intelligenceorganization. He also gives us a marvelousdeath scene, some fascinating recurringshots of hands dripping blood, and an op¬pressive sense of the horror of torture. Yourtime won’t be wasted, especially if you're aHitchcock fan. (Who isn’t?) Tues., Mar. 1 at8 p.m. Doc. $2. —SSMcCabe and Mrs. Miller (Robert Altman,1971) Warren Beatty’s only western andwhat is perhaps Altman’s finest film takesup the death of capitalist hope and Roman¬tic ideals. Beatty’s McCabe is a lovablehustler whose self-absorbtion makes impos¬sible foreseeing his destruction by the vio¬lent representatives of big business who en¬croach on the frontier town he has built upthrough his entrepreneural skill. McCabeexplores the myth of self-destructive buteternal love, and the film's romantic ele¬ments influenced Beatty when he turned todirecting. Wed., Mar. 2 at 8 p.m. Doc. $2. ~The Ceremony (Nagisa Oshima, 1971) TheCeremony studies the tensions emerging inpost-war Japan through the conflicts amulti-generation family faces. The familymust gather at ceremonial occasions suchas weddings and funerals, which occur at the turning points in the last 25 years ofJapan’s history. Thus, the family becomes amicrocosm for Japan at large. Through therelationships of the family members to oneanother, which are dominated by the au¬thoritarian grandfather, Oshima exploressome of the crucial problems facing the newJapan, including the remnants of feudalismremaining in the modern family, milita¬rism, and the disillusionment of the young.The Ceremony is in keeping with Oshima’sview that the filmmaker should be a socialcritic. Thurs., March 3 at 8 p.m. Doc. $2.The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (AlfredWerker, 1939) The Great Detective and hisknee-jerk foil, played by Basil Rathbone andNigel Bruce, set out to foil a sinister plot tolift the Crown Jewels from the Tower of Lon¬don. A terrified young woman (Ida Lupino)gives Holmes a tip which sets up the sleuth’sconfrontation with the arch-villain Profes¬sor Moriarty (George Zucco). This film andThe Hound of the Baskervilles were the onlytwo Rathbone-and-Bruce Holmes moviesmade at Twentieth-Century Fox, and laterversions put out by Universal never cap¬tured the flavor of the “Poverty-Row” prod¬uctions. Wed., Mar. 2 at 8:30 p.m. LSF. $2.Love Crazy (Jack Conway, 1941) WhenMyrna Lov incorrectly accuses hubby Wil¬liam Powell of fooling around with ex-flameGail Patrick, he tries to prove himself in¬sane. Loy, however, compromises her ownintegrity with vanity-prone archer JackCarson, one of the 12 films in which Powelland Loy played husband and wife, LoveCrazy put what the critics called their “per¬fect celluloid marriage” to the test for thesake of frantic comedy. Thurs., Mar. 3 at8:30 p.m. LSF. $2.Forbiggen Games (Rene Clement, 1952)Thurs., Mar. 3 at 7:30 p.m. I-House TalkingPictures. $2.LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRYAugustona Luth+ron Church5500 S. Woodiawn Avo.Tues., 5:30 p.m. — Eucharist6:00 p.m. — Pizza Supper ($2/person)/DiscussionTonight: ‘‘Moral Implications of Current Brain Research”Jerre Levy, Dep’t Behavorial SciencesThurs., 7:30 a m. — Morning Prayer and BreakfastDoes the End ofthe Term Mean theEnd of Your HospitalInsurance Protection?Short Term Hospital plan providesfast low cost "interim” coverage ifyou're in between jobs, or recentlygraduated.It offers a choice of 60, 90, 120,or 180 day protection. Comprehen¬sive coverage. Low rates. And thepolicy can be issued on the spot.That quick.Let me tell you the details of thisquick coverage plan.Lord & RogersInsurance Agency4747 West Peterson Avenue Suite 400Chicago, Illinois 60646282-6900 marian realty,inc.IBREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400 One months rent will move you in. No securitydeposit required. Best credit application willbe accepted. Call 731-0303, 8am 8pm or 493-2525.KIMBARK IN HYDE PARKLimited Time OnlyThree bedrooms, 2 baths, Vi block from shopp¬ing center, 4 blocks from the U of C. Studentdiscount will be considered. Apartmentavailable immed. Remodeled throughout. $650.Call Parker-Holsman Co. 493-2525CHICAGO BEACH APTS.5100 S. Cornell Ave.One bedroom + studio apts for rent. Manyw/fine view of the lake + skyline. One blockfrom all your shopping needs + within walkingdistance of the U of C campus. Rents are $260for studios and $370 for 1 bedrooms. Rents in¬clude heat + utilities. Call 493-2525 for studentand senior citizen discount. Ask for Mr. War¬dian.Fem roommate wanted for 3-bed apt. 54th &Ellis. Partly furnished sunny bedroom, onminibus routes $l75/mo call 947-0360 after 6p.m.Looking for housing? Check InternationalHouse, for grad, students and for scholarsvisiting Chicago. 753-2270, 2280.2 br in 4 br APARTMENT AVAILABLE 53rdand Dorchester $150 or 160/mo call 667-4251.2 rooms w/lots of restored wood plus Balconykit, walk-in closet. 58th & Blackstone. Non-smokers. 684-7248 after 4 p.m.Clean quiet building IV2 & 2V2 studio apts New¬ly decorated included all utilities and Ap¬pliances. 225.00 to 270.00 mth. 493-6250. CONDO FOR SALE1450 E. 55th StreetOne bedroom unit in move-in condition. Ownerleaving country. Must sell! Pool. Indoor Park¬ing. Health Club. 24 Hour Security.Call Olga or Ai , 334-0010MATANKY& ASSOC.Help! I'm going to Boston in 2 weeks and needsomeone to move in with my great roommate.5331 Harper, a fantastic 2 bedroom apartmentyou have to look at. 667-2507.Half month free rent! Room available inroomy sunny two-bedroom apartment, 5331Harper. Must see. Balcony in courtyard, woodfloors, terrific shower. Move in March 15, don'tpay until April. $245/month. 667-2507.IN THE HEARTOF HYDE PARKBeautiful studio apt. for rent. Agent onpremises. 5424 Cornell Ave. 324-1800.FOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Model Camera 1342 E 55th 493-6700.DAX Poster Frames 20% OFF! MODELCAME RA 1342 E 55th St. 493-6700.Pre-INVENTORY LENS SALE!!! Red HOTValues!! Kiron, etc. MODE L CAME RA 1342 E55th St. 493-6700.TDK SA 90 TAPES 10 for $29.90!SONY UCXS TAPES lOfor $34.90!!Air conditioner, 9000 BTU, $75; Tandem Bike$75; call 955 5987, evenings.Will pay $75 to student to take over univ. hous¬ing contract. Call 667-1138 before 8:30 AM.5515 Everett5521 Everett5525 Everett1745 E 55th St5529 Everett1026 Hyde Park5113 Kimbark5212 Cornell5218 Cornell5220 Cornell1163 E 52nd St §2E 4 room#2S 3V2 room#1W 5 roomiY3W 4 room#2E 4 room#2S 4 room02R 4 room#305 2 room#2E 3V2 room#2E 4 roomH3 4 room 400 per month350 per month500 per month400 per month375 per month400 per month360 per month280 per month365 per month375 per month360 per monthFor More Information on theAbove ApartmentsCall SACK Realty Co. 1459 E. Hyde Park Blvd.684-8900 PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processingResearch conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communication, Department of Behavioral SciencesPhone 962-8859.RIGHT HANDED SUBJECTS needed forstudies on brain functions and perception$3/hr. 962 8846.OVERSEAS JOBS - Summer/year round.Europe, S. Amer., Australia, Asia. All Fields.$500 $1200 monthly. Sightseeing Free infoWrite IJC Box 52-14-5 Corona Del Mar, CA92625Roommate Wanted: Large apt. 55th-HydePark Blvd. near all transp. & on C Bus route$115.00 per month available March 18, 1983 Call955-0944 eve. 16 19 year old Americans who've livedoverseas 2 yrs or longer. I'm interviewingabout the difference those experiences havemade to your teenage years. Kate Bloomfield947-6012 (Days)/944-7421CalendarTUESDAYU.C. Contemporary Chamber Players: Ralph Sha-pey, director. Music of Thorne, Shapey, and Aus¬tin. 8 p.m.DOC: Topaz 8 p.m. Cobb $1.50Microbiology: Seminar: David Johnson on “Intra-celluar Transport and Processing of Herpes Sim¬plex Virus Glycoproteins and Virions” 4 p.m.CLSC 1117BALSA and U.C. Lawyers Guild: Seminar: SteveSaltzman on “The Status of Affirmative Action”12:30-1:20 p.m. Law School Rm. CCrossroads: Beg. Chinese 7 p.m.; Indian Dance 7p.m.WEDNESDAYSAO Noontime Concert: Paris Smith — jazz vibra-phonist. Reynolds’ Club N. Lounge. Free.DOC: McCabe & Mrs. Miller 8 p.m. Cobb $1.50LSF: The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes LawSch. Aud. 8:30 p.m. $2Romance Lang. & Lit: Lecture: Mary Ann Caws on“Representing Bodies: Cloaking, Rememberingand the Elliptical Effect or Olympia and SomeOthers” 4:30 p.m. Cl 21 FreeCrossroads: English Classes, All Levels 2 p.m.;Social Hour 3:30 p.m ; Beg. French 6:30 p.m. (LastClass); Beg. Arabic 7:30 p.m (Last Class); BegGerman 7 p.m.Badminton Club: Hit that helpless birdie 7:30-10p.m. INH GymBridge Club: Duplicate Bridge Tournament 7:30-10p.m. INH GymAerobic Dance: Free classes 5 p.m. INH Call LilyLi at 753-2249 for infoPolitical Order and Change Lecture: Keith Bakeron “Rousseau and the Enlightenment” 4 p.m.Quantreli Aud.U.C. Animal Welfare Group: meeting 7:30 p.m.INHHillel: Passover Workshop 8-10 p.m.Biochemistry Dept.: Seminar: Alexander Tzago-loff on ‘Nuclear Control of Mitochondial Genes inYeaSt" 4 p.m. CLSC 151 Rockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy Communionfollowed by Breakfast 8 a.m.Bond Chapel: Episcopal Eucharist 7 a.m.THURSDAYDOC: The Cermony followed by a talk by JosephL. Anderson 7:15 & 9:30 p.m. Cobb $2LSF: Love Crazy 8:30 p.m. Law Sch. Aud. $2Talking Pictures: Forbidden Games 7:30 p m. I-House $2 Free PopcornBond Chapel: Episcopal Eucharist and LentenMeditation NoonRockefeller Chapel: Choral Vesper 5:15 p.m.Christian Science Organization: Meeting 7 p.m.INHComm, on Arms Control and Disarmament: 5:30p.m. Cobb 107Comm, on the President Danger: Down the GardenPath Again — Disarmament and the Soviet PeaceMovement.Comm, on Genetics: Colloquium: Dani L. Mac-Beth on “the Growth of Bacteriophange Mu inDNAa Mutants of E. Coli” 12 p.m. EBC 106“Brown Bag Lecture: Michael Golfield on “TheWeakness of U S. Trade Unions Compared WithUnions in Other Developed Countries” 12-2 p.m.Wilder House, 5811 S. Kenwood. Sponsored by theCenter On Advanced Industrial Soc.Hillel: Luncheon: Canbor Abraham Lubin on“The Biblical Contillations: A Critical Look AtAn Ancient Practice” 12-1:30 p.m. $3Noontime Concert: Linda Chessick. Violin; DavidBudil, Viola; Philip Helzcr, Cello; Music of Beeth¬oven. 12:15 p.m. Goodspeed Recital Hall FreeCenter for Middle Eastern Studies: Persian Circle:Judy Wilkes will present in Persian “Observa¬tions on Bastani Parizi’s Article ‘The HistoricalPersonalities of the Masnavi Mawlana’ ” NoonPick 218: Lecture: Prof Darrel Dykstra on ” ‘AliMubarak: Egyptian Writer & Educator(1823-1893)” 3:30 p.m. Pick 118U.C. Judo Club: Practice 6 p.m. BartlettStudent Spouses: Monthly meeting 7-9 p.m. INHNew People Welcomed10—The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, March 1, 1983Classified Ads Classified AdsOFFICE MANAGER, 15-40 hrs./wk. at $5-7/hr.Typing, Administrative Experience Required.Send 2 pg resume to 322 Social Sciences, 1126 E.59th St. Chicago.Waitepersons, exp., last, Y apply in personHyde Park Diner & Deli 53.7 S. Hyde Park Ave.Breakfast Cook. Fast, clean, neat apply in per¬son Hyde Park Diner & Deli 53.7 Hyde ParkAve.Undergrad or grad student in behavioralsciences to assist research professor part-time. Experience in data processing required.Send resume to ISBP, 5741 S. Drexel, Chicago,IL. 60637.Volunteers able to real Carpenter's HumanAnatomy needed at once. Call Campus studioof Recording for the Blind. M-F, 10-5 288-7077.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955 4417.JAMES BONE, EDITOR TYPIST, 363-0522.PROFESSIONAL TYPING reasonable rates,684 6882.Exp. Typist TuraDian Phd Masters thesesTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962-6263.Psychologist forming therapy group in HydePark to change women's longstanding strug¬gles with uncontrolled eating. RosalindCharney, Ph.D. 538-7022.PROFESSIONAL TYPING. Large or smalljobs. Competitive prices. 324-5943, 667-4285.Discount Moving and Hauling ReasonableRates and Free Estimates Seven Days a WeekDay and Evening References Available. CallTom 8-10 am 6 to 10 pm at 375-6247.SCENESWriters workshop PL 2-8377Gilbert & Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore,presented in Mandel Hall, 57th & University,March 11th & 12 at 8pm, March 13th at 2pm.Tickets at Mandel Hall box office, 962-7300.RIDESRiders wanted to VT-NH Spr Break. ALBANYNY or SPRFD MA ok. Or send your bulky stuffto BOS in my station wagon. Shares. 752-5033.P ERSONALSDeath row prisoner, Caucasian male, 35,desires correspondence with either male orfemale college students. Will answer all lettersand exchange pictures. Write to Jim Jeffers,Box B 38604, Florence, Arizona, 85232. fo be mailed to: P.O. Box 533, Chicago, IL60653.ZAP-BANG!!!HOVERTANK — the Newest and Most Ex¬citing Sciencefiction Wargame in Years. JustOut by CLOSE SIMULATIONS. Eight geomor-phic maps, over 100 counters, 16 Scenarios fortwo or more players, based on a cleansimultaneous movement system. Try combatin the 21st century: $16.00 (III. residents pleaseadd 96< tax) plus $1 for postage and handlingto CLOSE SIMULATIONS, P.O. Box 2247, Nor¬thbrook, II. 60062.GILBERT&SULLIVANH.M.S. Pinafore at Mandel Hall, 57th & Univer¬sity, Friday, March 11th & Saturday, March12th at 8 PM, tickets $7; and Sunday, March13th at 2 PM, tickets $4. Tickets at Mandel Hallbox office 962-7300.DAWNin the South Atlantic... Suddenly a Harrier flysover and there is the sound of shells. The BritishInvasion has begun! This is "The FalklandsWar," not some cheap quickie design, but a detail¬ed simulation of the battle based on top levelBritish sources, including participants in the battie. Every plane, ship and troop used by both sidesare in this simulation. Also included: a large threecolor map, over 100 counters, charts, rules andplayers' notes in an attractive bookshelf box. Thefight for the wind-swept islands is on! $14.00 (III.residents please add 84c tax) plus $1 for postageand handling to CLOSE SIMULATIONS, P.O. Box2247, Northbrook, 11.60062.EAST HYDE PARK CONDOWill sell lovely 3 bedroom 2 bath condo. $739.00includes parking, new kitchen, large formaldining rm, and other xtras of condos pricedmuch higher. Low asses. 684-5030 bef. 8:30pm.UJA PLANNINGMEETINGThe University of Chicago 1983 United JewishAppeal Campaign will hold a planning sessionon Thursday, March 3 at 7:30 at the HillelFoundation. For more information, call Davidat 493-7651. Remembers, We need YOU R help.BIG MOUTHSGraduate Students, see them in action at theNational Parliamentary Debate Champion¬ships on April 8-9. Or better still, help us deter¬mine who are the biggest and best mouths ofthe South, East, North and West. Judge at ourtournament! No experience is necessary, willtrain. If interested, call Vince Hillery-241-7488,Ralph Casale 753-2240 (ext. 1601) or LisaBeckerman)753-2233 (ext. 315) or come toDebate on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7PM inIda Noyes. SAMHRADH AT THE PUBSamhradh Irish Music at the PUB traditionalIrish >unes to set you reeling March 3 10 pmimmediately after THE HILL STREETBLUES. PUB membership required 21 & overw/UCID memberships $2 at the door.GRADUATE STUDENTSWANTEDThe National Parliamentary Debate Cham¬pionships will be held at U of Chicago on April8-9. Graduate students are needed to judge.Help! You will be rewarded. No experience isnecessary, we will train. If interested, come toDebate on Tuesday and Thursday at 7p.m. inIda Noyes or call Vince Hillery-241-7488, RalphCasales-753-2240 (ext. 1601) or LisaBeckerman-753 2233 (ext. 315).UNITED JEWISHAPPEALImmigration. Hospitals. Homes and centersfor senior citizens. Emergency aid for Jewishcommunifies around fhe world. In Israel, theUS, and elsewhere, the UJA helps people in allthese ways. We are one - and we need you tohelp in this spring's UC UJA JUF campaign.For more info, call Dave at 493-7651.STUDENTSPOUSESMonthly meeting this Thurs., Mar. 3, 7 9 pm inIda Noyes Hall. Call 753-3591 for more info.GREEN EGGSAnd Ham, Bluegrass group, and BarryBrogran, fine fingerpicker, team up for anevening of fun Folk Music at The BlueGargoyle, Thursday March 3 at 9:00, Admis¬sion $1. Refreshments. BG at 57 and Univ.SUMMER JOBSWORKSHOPSRepresentatives from the Chicago Tribune,Biological Sciences (Collegiate Division) andHuman Resources and Management will shareinformation about summer work op¬portunities. Thursday, March 3, 12:00 Noon,Reynolds' Club, 201.HOTLINEIf you need info, a referral or just someone totalk to dial 753-1777 from 7pm-7amTHE LAPOFLUXURYDelta Upsilon, a co-ed fraternity, is having astudy break for anyone interested in becominga member Wed. March 2, 10:30 pm 5714 S.Woodlawn.FRENCH FUNLes Beaux Parleurs, the UC French Club,meets Monday March 7, Ida Noyes 1st fir. 9 pmFINE CATERING .Savory, attractive and exotic dishes madefresh from scratch. Custom menus in buffets tobox lunches. Hyde Park Cafes 667-3000MUSIC AT THE PUBCome hear a variety of live entertainmentThursday nights lOpm-midnight at the PUBimmediately following the Hill Street BluesPUB Membership Required 21&over. w/UCID.S.G. RIDES LISTThe student services committee is puttingtogether a ride list for spring break. If youhave a ride to offer, or need a ride any place,call 753 3273 between 11:11-2:00 on Mon. or12:00 3:30on W F or leavea note in IN. 306.DELAYED MAILSERVICE$l/letter $5 for 20 send letters along with date A-ACTIVEBUSINESS MACHINESSales - Service - SuppliesTYPEWRITERSADDING MACHINESELECTRONIC TYPEWRITERS& CALCULATORS-SAME DAY SERVICE-10% Discounton Serviceto StudentsVisa/MC1633 E. 55th St.Corner of 55th & Cornell752-0541 GRAFF &CHECK1617 E. 55th St.APARTMENTSFOR RENTLarge2%,4 & 6 rm.apts.CkruAang/BU8-5566 to discuss activities for next quartre. If youwant to join the fun, be there! George, 643-5449.SPRING BREAKFLORIDAFT. WALTON BEACH ($169) DAYTONABEACH (185.50) INCLUDES: Non Stop BusTransportation, Ocean Front Hotel (5-6 per¬sons per room) Pool Deck Parties (FreeDrinks), T-Shirts and Discounts Sign Up ForYour Seat By FRIDAY MARCH 4th BartlettGym Room 102 (962-7471.)REPUBLICANSUC College Republicans will meet tonight,7:00pm in Ida Noyes. The mayoral election willbe discussed.COINCIDENCE?It snowed for Jane Byrne in '79 and she becameMayor. Elecfion neared and the weather wasbeautiful. Jane loses and it snows. God hasspoken.APARTMENTSAVAILABLEStudios, one, two -I- 3 bedrms some Lake viewsnear 1C,. CTA + U of C shuttle, laundryfacilities, parking available heat + water in¬cluded. 5% Discounts for Students - HerbertRealty 684 23339 4:30Mon. Fri.PARTYCelebrate Int's Woman's Day with theWomen's Union this Friday March 4 atCrossroads 5621 Blackstone Begins at 8pm witha discussion followed by dancing etc. Both menand women are invited. BYOB.TONIGHT: IMPORTANTMEETING FORFEATURE WRITERSAt 7:30pm there is an extremely importantmeeting for all present (Purnima, Sondra, Cor¬ey, Shong, Mike, and Lauel) and would-beFeatures' writers in the Maroon effice. If youcannot come please call me at 753-3263 andleave your name and telephone numberMargo.WILDCHERRYFunny, she even looks Suzy Chapstick! (But is,however, unteasable.) C'est vrai, MJP?Far EastKitchen1654 E. 53rd St.955-2200 ,Weekly Luncheon £SpecialTues. - Sat. 11 am - 2:30 pmt CHICKEN WITHCHINESE GREENS,FRIED RICE, SOUP&TEA $239we accept major credit cardsSTUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSEMBLY MEETINGTO DISCUSS: Proposals to the College Council about changesin the quarter systemTUESDAY, 7:30 PM • STUART 106 • MANY ARE CALLED, ALL ARE WELCOMEThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 1, 1983—11aVMttMBMPReseirra zn ConcurOF THE BANDTICKETS ON SALE TODAY!AT THE REYNOLDS CLUB TICKET CENTER8 P.M. • MARCH 4CLOISTER CLUB • IDA NOYESOPENING ACT: HARTSFIELD & JORDONU.C. Students $3.00 All others $5.00(2 tickets per UCID; 2 UCID per person)Use your Visa or Mastercard - call 753-3568No photographic or recording equipment‘TICKETS AVAILABLE UNTIL TIME OF SHOW