University History-1968-69: the revolting years—page seven - Striking Out -Bob Greene grows up—page five. Volume 92, No. 26 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1983 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, January 11, 1983s University to begin firststudy-abroad programBy Jeff TaylorElissa Weaver, associate profes¬sor of Italian in the College, saidyesterday that a “new provision”is being made for third year stu¬dents to study in Italy, at the Uni¬versity of Bologna. This programconstitutes “a major policychange,” she said, because theUniversity will, for the first time,actively take part in sending stu¬dents abroad.In the past, foreign study by Uni¬versity of Chicago students was ar¬ranged by the students them¬selves, with responsibility forapplication, credit transfer andpreparation falling directly uponthe individual.The new program is the result ofan invitation by Brown Universityto participate in its affiliation withBologna.Weaver said the “pilot project” is a trial for the possibility of amore comprehensive program,which could include programs inFrance, Germany and Spain.James Redfield, master of theHumanities Collegiate Divisionand the program’s coordinator,said the only change is the Univer¬sity’s actual involvement.“In the past we have given cred¬it, sometimes prior credit, forstudy abroad,” so the programconstitutes “no great novelty.”However, policy in the offing“could make it somewhat easier toget prior credit,” he said.Students who particiapte in thenew Italian program can maintaintheir registration here, and poss¬ibly continue to receive financialaid. Weaver was “pretty sure”that financial aid would be avail¬able but Redfield said he had “noidea.” Both said the matter wouldTed Cohen to lectureon sports and jokesBy Anna FeldmanJokes and sports examples“have become the standard exam¬ple that philosophers have builttheir thinking around,” says TedCohen.PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANTed CohenTonight at 8:30, Cohen will dis¬cuss “New Topics in Aesthetics:Sports and Jokes,” in the firstWoodward Court lecture of thequarter.Cohen is a professor and directorof undergraduate studies in philos¬ophy, as well as professor on theCommittee on General Studies inthe Humanities, the Committee onArt and Design, and the College.Four major topics are the sub¬ject of Cohen’s lecture, he said: therelation of sports to aesthetics;sports to ethics and morality; therelation of jokes to aesthetics; andjokes to morality. “The lecture isto introduce these questions asquestions of serious philosophicalconcern,”“There will be asymmetry in thelecture,” says Cohen, meaningthat he will cover more on thetopics of sports, a more recent in¬terest of his, than on jokes. Cohensays he finds sports “a completelynovel topic, one that I enjoy andthat I have thought about in gener¬al terms.The sports-aesthetics topic in¬volves questioning one’s right to criticize another’s work, and thevalidity of such criticism. “Insports, for example, one oftendoesn’t know how difficult it is tocatch a flyball, or what they call a“major league fly,’ ” says Cohen.“It has nothing behind it exceptsky,” he said, so it is difficult tojudge how high the ball is. “Thenthere’s its falling,” he continues.“You don’t know whether it willfall parabolically or straightdown.”In appreciating a sports achieve¬ment, as in appreciating art,Cohen says that “you must havesome sense of the difficulty. Yousit back and sort of intuit, butyou’re often wrong.”Clearly, says Cohen, whatJimmy Connors does on the courtis very hard. The effort he exertsand his concentration are apparentto spectators. Bjorn Borg, on theother hand, has a certain elegance,says Cohen, a fluidity and noncha¬lance. “There’s no way to tell howdifficult it is except to try to do it,”says Cohen. This is a close parallelto art, where one tries to make thedifficult seem easy. “The very ac¬complished player very often‘makes the plays look easy.’ ”“It’s quite a common insistencethat criticism is invalid unlessdone by people who are themselvesartists,” says Cohen.The ethical point about sportswhich Cohen discusses is “how thespirited contest comes out.” Un¬less you have a bet riding on theDolphins, for example, or yourbrother is a Dolphin, or you ownthe Dolphins, or even unless youlive in Miami and have “a sort ofregional pride,” says Cohen, thenyour rooting for the team is a kindof altruism in wishing good forothers.Continued on page three be decided by the Dean of StudentsOffice; Dean Sinaiko was unavail¬able for comment.A faculty committee will beformed to discuss possibly policychange on a comprehensive scale,while deciding “the degree towhich we want to get involved,”Redfield said. The “confusion ofresources” has presented prob¬lems for past attempts at foreignprograms, centering around con¬cerns that actually sending facultyabroad could weaken programshere.Another problem with foreignprograms, Redfield said, is that“there are some tradeoffs in¬volved. When students go abroad,culture shock tends to absorb intel¬lectual energy. There is a thinningintellectually” which can impedelearning in fields other than thelanguage itself.However, Redfield anticipatesthat “by the end of the year weshould have some kind of policy.”For now, he said, the University’srole remains secondary toBrown’s.”Dean of the College Donald Le¬vine said that the ultimate aim ofthe University in its policy decisionis to “try to make it more conven¬ient for students to take part inforeign programs.”Tuition, room and board for theItalian program will be $9000, thesame as Brown’s costs. Applicantsmust have completed at least oneyear of Italian or the equivalent.“Students will be screened care¬fully,” Weaver said, and only a fewwill be selected. Those selectedwill travel to Italy in September,where they will take a preliminarycourse in Italian to assure compe¬tency. The term at the Universityof Bologna begins in November.Mayor Janehere on the Byrne tofuture ofMayor Jane Byrne By Cliff GrammichMayor of Chicago Jane Byrnewill discuss “The Future of Chica¬go” Thursday at 4 p.m. in BreastedHall as part of the Public PolicyLecture Series. Richard Daley, heropponent for the Democraticmayoral nomination in nextmonth’s election, will speak Jan.20. US Representative HaroldWashington, also a candidate forthe nomination, spoke in the serieslast October. The lectures aresponsored by the Committee onPublic Policy Studies.While Byrne’s lecture is notmeant to be a political speech, sheis developing a college studentcampaign in her efforts to be re¬elected mayor. William J. Griffin,the mayor’s campaign coordina¬tor, stated that “the active recrui-tement of college students fromChicago plays an important part in speakChicagoour overall campaign strategy.”Griffin added that the Byrne cam¬paign plans to place campus orga¬nizations at over 40 schools.In meeting with college studentslast month, Byrne stressed thatshe has a “committment to mak¬ing Chicago a place where collegegraduates can come for excitingjob opportunities in the future.”according to John Lafferty, stu¬dent activities coordinator of theByrne campaignBoth supporters of Daley andWashington have questioned thiscommittment, noting that B>mehas been one of the staunchest sup¬porters among big-city Democrat¬ic mayors of President Reagan'seconomic policies. Daley’s andWashington's camps hold Reagon-omics, responsible for the currenthigh levels of unemployment in Il¬linois.yW'XT' ^—PRICE-RITE DISCOUNT STORE<b r#*r ^v‘v* <tV CORNER 53RD & HYDE PARK BLVD.GRAND OPENING SALE!Oome In & say hello. 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Hair and Scalp Conditioner, Reg. 4.25 now s 2.79Price-Rite Discount Store, Comer 53rd & Hyde Park Blvd. Al-Pars Price-Rite Discount Stores, 2222 E. 71st Street2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 11, 1983House Budget Comm,drops aid supportersTwo major supporters of federal aid tocollege students have lost their seats on theHouse Budget Committee in the reorganiza¬tion of legislative committees in the 98thCongress.Rep. Paul Simon, (D-Ill.), lost his seat onthe panel after serving the maximum sixyears. House rules limit the number ofyears a legislator can be a member of theBudget Committee. Simon, also chairman ofthe House Subcommittee on PostsecondaryEducation, used his position on the BudgetCommittee to win increased allocations foraid to college students.Rep. David R. Obey, (D-Wis.) also lost hisseat when House Democrats decided not tovote him back onto the committee. Collegelobbyists have regarded Obey as an impor¬tant ally in efforts to block cutbacks in theeducation budget.Volunteers neededThe Hyde Park Neighborhood Club has anongoing home-delivered meals project forhomebound elderly in Hyde Park-Kenwood.The program needs the help of the commu¬nity if it is to succeed, according to GwenProuty, program coordinator.The meals are delivered by volunteers inthe mornings Mondays through Fridays.Those who can volunteer for one hour a day,one or more days a week, should contactProuty, telephone, 643-4062.The project is federally funded and is acomponent of the Chicago Nutrition Pro¬gram for Older Adults, operated through theOffice of Senior Citizens and Handicapped.Bio Depts. rate wellTwo University of Chicago biologicalsciences departments were ranked in thetop ten in their respective fields in a recent¬ly published report by the National Aca¬ demy Press. U of C’s virology departmentwas ranked 'ourth along with Johns HopkinsUniversity for faculty quality in a microbio¬logy program. Chicago’s zoology depart¬ment ranked tenth for faculty quality.As part of an assessment of the quality ofgraduate education in the US, the NationalAcademic Press published the evaluationsof 616 doctoral programs in six disciplines inthe biological sciences. The evaluationswere based on a survey of the reputations ofthe doctoral programs among facultymembers. In the category of faculty quality,the respondents were asked to rate the“scholarly competence and achievementsof faculty members.”The U of C genetics department alsoranked highly placing eleventh for cellularand molecular biology. The biochemistrydepartment ranked 15th.Art to Live WithStudents interested in obtaining a paintingfrom the Shapiro Art to Live With programcan preview the collection Wednesdaythrough Friday of this week in the CloisterClub at Ida Noyes Hall. The program, runby the Student Activities Office, is respons¬ible for loaning the Joseph Shapiro collec¬tion of modern art to University students,faculty and staff.The Shapiro collection of about 350 ar¬tworks includes lithographsby Chagall, Miro, Picasso, Braque, Rouault, and HenryMoore.Starting at 8:30 a m. on Jan. 14, personswith valid UCID cards will be given ticketsto obtain a place in line for the selection ofpictures which begins at 4 p.m. that day. A$5 per quarter fee covers program costs.The artworks are loaned for the Winter andSpring Quarters.Henry Louis Gatesto speak here todayHenry Louis Gates, Jr., professor of En¬glish and Afro-American studies at Yale,will speak on “The Blackness of Blackness”in the Sw ift Lecture Hall on Tuesday, Jan. 11at 4 p.m. Gates will discuss the role of “sig¬nifying” in modern Afro-American litera¬ture.Gates discovered the first novel written inthis country by a black. He came upon a vol¬ume in a Manhattan bookstore titled OurNig. published in Boston in 1859, and writtenby an H. E. Wilson. After consulting the 1859Boston directory and the 1860 US Census Re¬cords, Gates concluded that the author wasa black woman named Harriet E. Wilson.An article in The New York Times onGates’ find said that historians had thoughtthat no black man had published a novel inthe United States until after the Civil Warand that no black woman had published anovel here until 1892.Gates told the Times, “This discovery isimportant in terms of the image of the blackwoman before the Civil War and because itfocuses us to redefine the shape of the Afro-American literary tradition. We though thetradition of writing fiction for publicationwas 90 years old, since we knew a blackwoman had published in 1892, but now we’vemoved that back to 1859 To add 33 years tothe tradition that young is a hell of a big leapbackward, and it probably means there areother books we don’t know about as well.”Gates said that Our Nig was ignored forseveral reasons. Although abolitionists News in briefcampaigned against slavery in the South,Gates said “There were two things youcouldn’t do if you were a foe of slavery. Onewas to write about racism in the North —and this book is all about racism in theNorth. Second — there was a big lecture cir¬cuit of fugitive slaves at the time, and South¬ern slaveholders were always claiming thatthese people were fakes. So here HarrietWilson says that one such black fugitive wasindeed fake, that he married her, impreg¬nated her, and ran away. That was not de¬signed to win Northern friends in the blackcommunity or in the white community.”The novel also failed to become popularbecause it dealt with the subject of interra¬cial marriage, Gates said.Gates won the Mac Arthur FoundationPrize award in 1981 and is the author of theforthcoming Figures in Black: Essays onAfro-American Literature and Criticism.He has also edited several books.Gates’ lecture is sponsored by Critical In¬quiry and the Humanities Division. Formore information, call 962-8477.Ted CohenContinued from page oneThe similarity between jokes and artraises the question, “Are jokes like works ofart. and do we like them for the same rea¬sons that we like art°”Jokes, says Cohen, “have forms that haveto be learned,” as do works of art. “they areoften variations on a theme, and you mightneed a certain background to appreciatethem.”The question of jokes and ethics, saysCohen, is evident. Those jokes which are inbad taste or are offensive are morally re¬pelling. Why someone would think suchjokes funny is an ethical question.Cohen earned his bachelor's degree hereat the University, then did his graduatework at Harvard, completing his disserta¬tion on “The Grammar of Taste” in 1972.55th and Hyde Park Boulevard643-5500Ralph, Alice, Ed &Trixie Say:Lunch: Tues.-Sat. 11:30-2:30Dinner: Mon.-Thurs. 5:00-10:30Fri-Sat. 5:00-12:00Sunday 5:00-9:00Sunday Brunch: 10:30-2:30 — After Studying Special —2.95 pitchers of beer, appetizers,light sandwiches, & desserts.After 8:30 pm Sunday thru ThursdayGet Your Button the “C”-Busto Orly’s!The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 11, 1983—3lUt.CSALE DATESJAN. 12-15USDA CHOICELAMBSHOULDERCHOPS 1 7912 OZ.FROZENTROPICANAORANGEJUICE 89SAVE 40REG. 1”4 LBS.BANANAS 1001 DOZENGRADE ALARGEEGGS 69*SAVE 20REG. 898 OZ.FOLGERSINSTANTCOFFEE 3”SAVE 30REG.15V, OZ.ROYAL PINKSALMON l4’SAVE 1.00REG. 2.692 LBS.FRESHWHITE ^ ^ +pita QQvBREAD M W16 HAK *.SEASAME / 7UVWHOLE WHEAT # 7CRISPCELERY 29*lb.8 0 Z.CERTI-SAVERHUNT'STOMATOSAUCE 5/*lTOTINO SCRISP CRUSTPARTYPIZZA 99*GRIND YOUR OWN!I LB.(INCL. 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Dorchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-0200TheManagement Information Systems DepartmentofMORGAN STANLEY & CO.Incorporatedinvites all seniors, of all majors, especially those pursuing honorsdegrees, to a presentation on our Ma nagement Training ProgramTuesday, January 18, 1988Reynolds ClubNorth Lounge4:00-6:00 P.M.We are actively recruiting 1988 Graduates and recent Alumni.Our program offers the following benefits:• Interaction with innovative and exceptionally talentedseen rities in dustry professiona Is.• A chance to begin a career in Data Processing at one ofWall Street's leading investment banking firms.• Guaranteed and rapid career progression in a challenging,fast paced environment•An outstanding compensation program for those who meetthe challenge.Contact the Career Services Officefor additional information.Wine and Cheese4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 11, 1983Striking Out/David BrooksBob Greene grows upStill lingering on this nation’s bestsellerlists is Growing Up, an unpretentious mem¬oir of a Depression childhood by New YorkTimes columnist Russell Baker. Like thefirst crusade, and the original sin, Mr.Baker's book has spawned legions of imita¬tors. It should surprise no one that the Chi¬cago Tribune’s Bob Greene is among them.Greene’s memoirs, entitled Filling Out, arereprinted here, courtesy of the Chicago Tri¬bune:I was a stock market crash baby-boombaby. It was Oct. 29, 1929 w'hen my fatherwas laided off by the University of Chicago.He stumbled home and found my motherreading Proust in the bedroom. “God, whata terrible day I had at the office,” hemoaned. “I could sure use a quick pick-me-up.” I was born in July of the followingyear.My family in those days was very poor.We lived in a one room walk-up with eightother families and a branch of the ChicagoHistorical Society. My father was an unem¬ployed astronaut (in the thirties there wasvery little work for astronauts) and mymother was looking for a job in semiotics.The only money my father managed tobring home was obtained through a profes¬sion which in those days was known as“mugging.” But even though we were poor,we loved each other and with our dog, High¬brow, we made a very happy family.I remember one day I was sitting in frontof the TV watching Comrade Kangaroowhen a politician came to our door promis¬ing to eliminate poverty. My father, a firmbeliever in the revolution of the proletariat,kicked the guy down the stairs. Heck, po¬verty wasn’t much but it was all we had.When I was five my parents began teach¬ing me the writings of Roland Barthes. Theywanted me to have everthing they never hada chance at, namely tenure. It was a coldFebruary morning when the path they setout for me came into focus. I was eating oat¬meal at the kitchen table with my fatherwhen suddenly he looked up from his copy ofThe New Masses and said, “You know,Bobby, it might be nice if someday you hadenough money to afford eggs for breakfastevery once in a while.” It was from thic in¬tense pressure to succeed that I became tesinglemindedly ambitious person that I -*ntoday. By age ten, I was progressing exactly ac¬cording to my parent’s plan. But it was alsoin that year that my life took its most dra¬matic turn. One afternoon I came home cry¬ing after getting beaten up by the neighbor¬hood bully, a kid named Mike Royko. MyAunt Sally was visiting our apartment andsaw me come in bloodied and humiliated.“Oh, my poor Bobby,” she cooed, “Did thatbad boy beat you up?”My father exploded at her: “What do youmean ‘bad boy?’ That kid Mike isn’t intrinsi¬cally evil; he’s probably the unfortunatevictim of highly competitive and dehuminiz-ing working conditions. I won’t have my sonexposed to your moral simplifications!What do you want him to grow up to be, aTempo page writer?”"Please,” my mother begged,"don’t write for the Tempo pages.Don’t you know that a mind is a ter¬rible thing to waste?"The words “Tempo page” dropped off myfather’s tongue with a special scorn. In aleft-wing intellectual home like my own,there were three things I was constantlybeing warned against: catching a cold, pok¬ing my eye out, and writing for the Tempopage. My father, who was always makingdeclarations, was fond of saying, “Youknow, Bobby, if the Bible had been coveredin the Tempo pages, the Ten Command¬ments would have been called the Ten BonMots.”Maybe it was my rebellious nature, butafter my father’s explosion at Aunt Sally Iwent out of my way looking for this horriblething called the Tempo page. It was just thekind of illicit vice that appealed to my ba¬sest desires, just now being unveiled duringthe trail of puberty. By great good fortune, Iwas able to find a discarded Tempo pagelying in the gutter. Needless to say, Itopened new vistas for me. All of a sudden Irealized that there was a world full of super¬ficiality and trendiness, where you couldwrite whatever came into your head, so longas it was slightly tinged with the odor of sexor money. I stuffed the Tempo page into mypocket and rushed over to school. In be¬tween classes I beckoned to my friend, Phi¬lip Donahue, to join me in the bathroom.The rest, as they say, is history. Of course,there were terrible scenes at home when Itold my parents of my new career plan.“Please,” my mother begged, “don’t writefor the Temp pages. Don’t you know that amind is a terrible thing to waste?”But my destiny was set. And I never reallyunderstood why they took things so serious¬ly, why they got so upset. After all, on thecosmic time scale, life itself is just a passingfad.THE COMMITTEE ON PUBLIC POLICY STUDIES1983-84EXXON FOUNDATIONFELLOWSHIPSfor graduate students who enroll in the One YearMaster’s Program in Public Policy Studies,Autumn, 1983.EXXON FOUNDATION FELLOWSHIPS coverfull tuition plus a $1000 stipend.Any student may apply who has completed at leastone year of study in a graduate division orprofessional school at the University of Chicago.Informational meetings on:Mondav, Jail. 17, 12:00-1:00 orTuesday, Jan. 18, 12:00-1:00Wicboldt 308Applications available in Wieholdi 301 or by calling 962-8401 c%Department^Jdustc\resentsTuesday, January 11 CCP Recital8:00 p.m., Mandel HallElsa Charlston, soprano; Lambert Orkis at thePianoWith Carole Morgan, flute; Howard Sandroff,electronics.Haydn, Recitative and Aria from Cantata ‘‘MiseriNoi, Misera Patria”; Shapey, Three Songs forSoprano and Piano; Eaton, A Greek Vision;Brahms, Songs; Poulenc, La Courte Paille.Admission FREEHApcormna "EventsFriday, January 21 - Contemporary ChamberPlayers8:00 p.m., Mandel HallIn Honor of the 80th Birthday of Stefan Wolpe.Piano Music of Stefan Wolpe performed byKatherine Wolpe.Admission FREE \KUVIASUNGNERKAnnounces An Art ContestFor College StudentsWorks Of Art May Be In Any MediumExpressing A “Winter” Theme.$$ CASH PRIZES $$ENTRIES DUE NO LATER THANTHURSDAY, JANUARY 20, 5:00 P.M.HARPER 281Art Works Will Be ExhibitedHarper Library - Second FloorThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 11, 1983—5FeaturesStained Glass:practicing new techniques forby Margo HablutzelIf you are in the habit of passing byRobie House, you may have noticed thatwhere stood a number of Frank LloydWright-designed windows there are nowsheets of wood. The windows did not fallvictim to some rock-laden vandal orstrange initiation stunt, but haddeteriorated from old age and poor pasttreatment. When the University decided tohave the window’s repaired as part of thegeneral restoration of Robie House it didnot have to turn to an outside agency butcalled upon the special talents of Billingschief electrician Harry Bostrom and hiswife Doris, who are skilled in the creationand repair of stained glass pieces of alltypes.To most people, “stained glass” meansbrilliantly colored cathedral windows,often depicting a saint’s life or a biblicaltale, with the tiny pieces of colored glassheld together with narrow pieces of leadchannelling But the Bostroms practicemany different techniques and areconstantly learning new ones. They pointedout that the Robie House windows do notfit the traditional idea of a stained glasswindow because the panes are primarilyclear and the channelling holding them inplace is zinc, which tends to be used inlarge, moveable windows because it islighter and more rigid than lead. Now newglass must be cut to replace crackedpanes, lead which had mistakenly beenused to repair some of the windows has tobe removed, and the windows are bracedwith zinc stripes across the back whichfollow the pattern of the windows.PHOTO BY WAR GO HABLUTZELDoris and Harry BostromAnother repair job that the Bostromsrecently finished for the Universityinvolved replacing the blue-and-yellowwindows in the doors of Judd Hall. Dorishad planned to wash the windows, usingammonia to remove the dirt which hadaccumulated over the years, but found theglass so dirty she decided it would becheaper to buy new glass and recreate thewindows. Harry cut the glass, using the oldwindows as guides, and Doris assembledthe new windows. Often they collaborateon repair work, although Doris says thather husband’s major contribution issoldering.The Bostroms also design and create anumber of designs, executing them in theirbasement studio At present, along withthe Robie House windows the studio contains a number of University ofChicago seals in various stages ofacid-etching and painting, and what theBostroms call their “dining room”curtains: long, intricately-leaded panels ofopaque glass which will hide the alleybeside their house.“Students always want to come to ourhouse because they expect to see stainedglass all over,” Doris commented. Asidefrom the curtains there is actually almostno stained glass in the apartment, exceptfor a small window in the kitchen andsome cabinet doors made of diamonds ofantique hand-blown green glass. Instead,the apartment is filled with paintings andobjets d’art collected over the course oftheir travels; a recent acquisition of whichthey are proud is a long, hand-sculpted rugfrom China.To see the Bostrom’s stained glass onemay have to travel as far as France,where a window Doris madecommemorates the founder of the LittleSisters of the Poor. It is actually one oftwo, the first having been created tocommemorate the 60th anniversary withthe order of one of Harry’s aunts. Thesecond was made at the request of theFrench sisters, and was delivered to themvia Rome, where represenntative of bothorders had travelled last year for thecanonization of their founder.The window was not merely made withpanels of glass held together with strips oflead, but contains in its center a portrait ofthe order’s founder, painstakinglyexecuted by Doris and carefully fired. Sheis also painting a number of theUniversity’s seals which she hopes to sellat the 57th Street Art Fair later this year.For these she is combining painting with atechnique used by Marc Chagall to createdelicate shades of blue in his windows. Aspecial type of glass, called “flash glass”is used; it is actually two thin sheets ofglass of different colors fastenedback-to-back. After the design is markedon, the glass portions are masked and theglass is set into an acid bath. To obtain&iades of color, different parts of the maskare removed during the bath, and then theglass is rinsed. Doris uses clear-and-redflash glass to create the seal, then paintsdetails in yellow and the background withwhite.Another technique which may soundsomewhat unorthodox is called “dalle dever,” in which chunks of inch-thick glassare set into epoxy to create massivedesigns. The Bostroms used this techniqueto copy George Herault’s “The Old King,”which now is mounted in the foyer of theirbuilding. For this a specially made glass isused which is sold in heavy blocks of eightby twelve by one inch. Occasionally a sawis used to partially cut some pieces, butthe finishing break and any roundingnecessary is done using a heavy,chisel-edged hammer. This gives the edgesof the glass a brilliance and refracts thelight that shines through. After all of thepieces are finished they are arranged andepoxy is poured around them to hold themin place. The finished piece is extremelyheavy; “The Old King,” although littlemore than two feet square, required twostrong men to lift it into place. TheBostroms plan to replace die other foyer window with a similarly made portrait ofAdam and Eve.The unique characteristic of dalle dever, according to Harry, is that becausethe glass is so thick the colors “separate,”moving toward the viewer at differentspeeds and giving the work athree-dimensional appearance. Most glassis too thin for this effect to occur.The Bostroms learned and practicedmany of their techniques at the HaystackPHOTO BY MARGO MABL'JTZELOne of several windows from RobieHouse which the Bostroms are reoairincThis window, just finished, shows zin<bracing strips which follow the FrankUoyd Wright-designed pattern.school in Maine, which they say is a“true” crafts school, more interested inpassing along and sharing of knowledgethan in making money. Both have donatedworks done at the school to the auctionsheld at the end of every course, theproceeds of which fund variousscholarships. They also attend the annualconventions of die Stained GlassAssociation of America (SGAA), half ofwhich is dedicated to discussion of varioustechniques and problems associated withthe craft, particularly the difficulty ofshipping pieces of stained glass tocustomers and friends.Last year the Bostroms were asked tohost the first SGAA seminar in the Chicagoarea, which they consider quite an honor.They also noted that the SGAA has beenworking to get stained glass accepted asan art as well as a craft, including the useof stained glass panels in federal buildingsunder construction in place of paintings orsculpture. Despite its artistic aspect,shown in the work of Louis ComfortTiffany or religious windows, stained glassis more thought of as a craft, as iscabinetry or needlework.When they teach, however, the Bostromsemphasize the technical aspect of theirwork, giving students a choice of a fewselect designs and requiring that asubstantial portion of beginner’s work bedone in clear glass“You’re in school to learn about art,” the oldHarry said. “We’re goirtechnique.”For the past 10 yearsbeen teaching the technglass windows and coppthe University’s EclectiThey insist that beginnebecause it is inexpensivlearning cutting techniqto discourage people froopaque glass because itImperfectons in glass aibecause they add “pizazlight, they sad.Although they practicetechniques, the Bpstrom;have any problems leadalthough once when theyunusually small class “vover each other.”“You can always tell nDoris laughed. “I’m a taexplained as she demonsof tapping a cut before s<glass, “while Harry justThe Bostroms say the icutting glass is not curvepieces which tend to bre£caution people to learn thmaking a leaded glass pisomething difficult.“If people are allowedown designs, they will ofldifficult ones,” Harry saihard for a beginner, anddisgusted, discouraged, a“We also tell our studesuckered Into using cheajsaid. “The real thing in tlabor, and you’ll regret illater.” For this reason tball over the country, andtheir studio filled with huof commercially- and haihand-blown glass, and pi<small patterns embossedstock includes every coloand some pieces of opaqimore than one color, ere;marbellized look. Small jglass can be used for accBostroms try to discouramaking an entire windowunless it will be used to fcview.“We take teaching versimple reason that...we fobligation to show beaut}Harry said. “1 like teachages, for you get a healtipeople.”“When you teach coliehave to be way ahead ofadded.“And you never get to<husband said. They cerkstopped studying their aiexperimented with comband lapidary with their atechniques. For a talk atLapidary Club Doris erewith a central star madesemi-precious stonesWhen asked what theyimportant about their aragree easily. “We want Ibeautiful things, a way tthemselves,” they said.Registration for Edectnow taking place in the &Office on the second flooiHall. Ail students, faculValumni of the University,spouses, may take the coinformation may be obtathe office at 753-3591.6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 11, 1983Features University HistoryU of C history: the Ad Building sit-ini craft?oing to teach you theirs the Bostroms havechniques of leadedopperfoiling as part ofectic Ed program,nners use clear glassisive enough forniques, and they tryfrom using too muche it lets little light in.s are good, howver,izazz” and refracttice differentoms usually don’tjaching together,hey taught an“we kept trippingall my students,”a tapper,” shelonstrated her methodre separating thelust breaks it apart.”the hardest part abouturves but narrowbreak easily. Bothrn the correct way of>s piece before tryingved to choose theirII often choose verysaid. “It will be tooand they getd, and give up.”tudents not to getheap glass,” Dorisin the window is youret it five years>n they buy glass fromand have a cabinet inh hundreds of pieceshand-rolled glass,d pieces which havesed in them. Therecolor of the rainbow,paque glass havecreating a fluid orall pieces of opaqueaccent, but the>urage people fromidow of opaque glassto block an uglyif-very seriously for thewe feel it’s anauty, to open doors,”:aching people of allalthy perspective onollege students, youd of them,” Dorist too old to learn,” herertainly have notir art, and have evenombining enamellingeir stained glassIk at the Chicagocreated a small piecelade of thin sheets ofthey feel is mostr art, the Bostromsant to show peopleay to expresslid.'ectic Ed courses ishe Student Activitiesfloor of Ida Noyesculty, staff, andsity, as well as theire courses. Moreobtained by contacting By Margo HablutzelThis article begins a two-part report onthe 1969 sit-in at the AdministrationBuilding and the events surrounding it. Atthe time of the protest, the academic worldhad been shaken by demonstrations atColumbia University and in Paris, whenstudents occupied buildings and were nolonger under the administration’s control.In this first part, the other two majorprotests of the 1968-69 academic year atthe University of Chicago are examined.The University of Chicago tends to havea more reserved reputation with thegeneral public than do many otheruniversities. Persons wishing toinvestigate student unrest turn toColumbia, Berkeley, or Kent State forexamples. Yet the University of Chicagohas had its share of demonstrations andsit-ins, the most recent major protestbeing that which surrounded theceremonies establishing RobertMcNamara as the first recipient of theAlbert Pick Memorial Award forInternational Understanding, in 1979.The most-often discussed incident ofstudent protest, however, occurred some10 years before, when a large group ofstudents occupied the AdministrationBuilding in what was probably the mostamicable such incident of the time.Although the sit-in did not occur untilWinter Quarter of the 1968-69 school year,it dominated the year.In its first editorial of the year, entitled“A Time for Reason,” the Maroon said “Itused to be that when a new school yearbegan everyone would sit aroundspeculating on what the football seasonwould be like. Now they sit and speculateon when the first sit-in will occur.” Itadmitted that there were a number ofmajor problems that the University faced,but argued that “reason is still a force inthe University,” and continued, sayingthat “as we look at our University weshould be thinking not ‘Rebellion is theway students are changing theiruniversities, so let us rebel,’ but There arecertain, numerous, irksome probelms atthis University; how can we solvethem?’ ”PHOTO BY MARGO HABLUTZELDivinity students conductina a funeralfor the D Min program in front of theAdministration Building.The most pressing problem facingUniversity of Chicago students at thebeginning of the year was a housingshortage which had reached crisisproportions. Some estimates of the numberof students affected said that as many as500 did not have any place to live inSeptember. A Maroon story at the timesuggested that the shortage was partly dueto the administration’s expectation that asizeable number of graduate studentswould be drafted over the summer,thereby creating more openings in thehousing system. When this did not occur,the University was forced to takeemergency housing measures, whichincluded placing bunk beds in single roomsto house freshmen and arranging with Barnes Student Village, a dormitory complex which would have covered thearea bounded by 55th and 56th Streets and University and Ingleside Avenues,blocking Ellis Avenue.local hotels to provideUniversity-subsidized housing for otherstudents. A number of professors offeredto rent rooms in their homes to students aswell, while a number of Chicago-areafreshmen decided that they would rathercommute to school.One possibility which was discussed atlength was the building of a new housingcomplex to house the present andprojected overflow of students. Called“Student” or “Barnes” Village, the latterafter its designer, the proposal reached themodel stage before being discarded due tolack of sufficiently generous donors. At thesame time, one-fourth of the units inmarried student housing were vacant andthere was some speculation whether thebuildings were scheduled for demolition.Meanwhile, many students werecharging that the administration was notdealing realistically with the combinedeffect of increased enrollment and loss ofhousing units to urban renewal. At ameeting to discuss the housing situationsoon after school began, one student said,“We’re talking about a change inpriorities. The University tries to avoiddiscussing general priorities, instead talksto us about money and feasability.” TheMaroon printed a bitter editorial whichsaid that “The University is pretty happywith the way it met the crisis,” although anumber of students were living inless-than-satisfactory, if not sub standard,housing, and demanded that theadministration begin immediately toalleviate the situation, pointing out that “itwill be two years before decisions madetoday to alleviate the shortage can be fullyimplemented.”In mid-October 200 students staged atent-in in the center of campus to protestthe housing situation. The idea had beenformed at the beginning of the school yearwhen the severity of the housing situationbecame apparent, and the event wassponsored by the fledgling Fair HousingAlliance, whose motto was “Up againstwhat wall?” The only administrator toappear at what the students called“Levittown, USA,” was Dean of theCollege Wayne C. Booth, who said “This isa peaceful demonstration. If they want toget together to talk like this, that’s fine.”Interestingly, at the planning meetingfor the tent-in the leaders emphasized that“it should be really clear that it’s not aconfrontation — not a sit-in at the AdBuilding.”A week later a University-financedreport on housing was released. Conductedby students over the summer and atregistration the 170-page report comparedthe University of Chicago’s situation withthat of other institutions and stated that“The University must either provideadditional housing, or relistically reducefurther growth.”The next protest-generating crisis tostrike the student body affected a smallergroup, as the Divinity School established amoratorium on applications for the Doctorof Ministry (D Min) program and Part of “Levittown, USA,” a tent vil¬lage pitched on the Quads by studentsprotesting overcrowding in the housingsystem.Divinity School students marched withcoffin and censer through the quadranglesand Sw'ift Hall in a funeral procession,climaxing with a march through theAdministration Building's fifth floor,location of the President’s office, and aservice with hymns and specially-writtensongs outside the building. The dean of theDivinity School explained thatunexpectedly severe budgetary cutbacksforced the division to make the choicebetween accepting more students than itcould adequately handle or acting“responsibly...toward the students inresidency.” The D Min program, the firstof its type in the nation, would graduate itsfirst class in June, and there was someconcern had “the degrees these peoplereceive will be from a program thatfailed,” as one student said. By the end ofthe week Divinity School students weredemanding that the D Min program beretained which administrators estimatedwould require approximately $100,000dollars and that students be given placeson several Divinity School committeesBoth the housing shortage and theDivinity School’s budgetary problems wereeclipsed by the results of a seeminglyminor incident during the inaugurationceremonies of President Edw ard H. Levion Nov. 14, 1968. Marlene Dixon, anassistant professor of sociology and amember of the Committee on HumanDevelopment, left the procession ofcap-and-gowned faculty who weremarching towards Rockefeller Center forLevi’s inauguration and went to stand withprotesting students who lined the route.Dixon later stressed that she left theprocession not to protest the inaugurationbut to underscored the revelance of thestudents protest.Next week this report will conclude withan examination of the protest at theinauguration of President Levi and of theprotest two months later when it wasannounced that Marlene Dixon would notbe offered reappointment when hercontract at the University terminated thatJune. This protest led to the studentoccupation of the Administration Buildingfor two weeks, and the expulsion of 37students and the suspension of 62 others.announced that it would sharply reduce thenumber of students accepted for itsMA-PhD program beginning in 1969.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 11, 1983—7SportsTrack teams tunes up for seasonBy John VispoelSeven teams, Loyola, DePaul, Wright, U.of Illinois-Chicago Circle, Chicago State,Chicago, and the U of Chicago Track Club,participated in the non-scoring InvitationalPractice Relays at the Fieldhouse Satur¬day.Thirty-nine candidates ran for the U of Cvarsity team. In the Distance Medley Relaythe Varsity A Team finished third with agood time of 10:24.6. This relay team con¬sisted of Bob Fisher, Reggie Mills, AaronRourke, and Art Knight, all of whom ran agood race. The team of Pete Juhn, AndyFirstman, Larry Mendelsohn, and MarkGiffen, who ran a personal best, placed thirdin the Sprint Medley behind W'right and Chi¬cago State.The Maroons finished second in the 3200-meter relay behind Loyola. This relay teamwas led by Art Knight (2:02.8) and AaronRourke (2:02.8). Other times for these 800meters legs were Bob Fisher (2:03.1), Dan McGee (2:06.2), Maan Hashem (2:05.1),Lance Cooley (2:08.3), John Sekora (2:07.7),Dave Raskin (2:08.7), Josh Kans (2:11.6),and Adam Vodraska (2:14.1). John Sekoraand Guy Yasko both ran the 400-meter in53.7. Times in the 200-meter race includedPete Juhn (23.0), Guy Yasko (24.8), AndyFirstman (24.9), Larry Mendelsohn (25.4),Chip Episalla (25.8), Justin Johnson (25.9),and Alan Boruch (26.4). In the 4 X 1600Meter Relay, Phil McGoff ran 4:44.1,Jeremy Fein 4:52, Pete Guardino 4:55.7, andSteve Eick 5:00.0. Alan Long (1:39.6), EricOshiro (1:36.4), Bill Clark (1:36.7), PaulFlood (1:37.5), Mark Pang (1:43.4), and Ji-elZand (1:48.7) participated in the 600-meterrun. In the 5000-meter run, Steve Eick(17:51) and Dan Monteith (18:21) participat¬ed.Also taking part in this tune-up competi¬tion were Jeff Kaiser (long jump and triplejump, Gary Peters (pole vault), ChrisNadon (high jump), Mike Marietti (shotHoopsters beat Lawrence 69-59By Frank LubyKeith Liebert scored 20 points and pulledin 20 rebounds, and Nick Meriggioli added 19points, as the University of Chicago basket¬ball team downed .Lawrence University,69-59, Saturday evening in Appleton, Wis¬consin.The Maroons never trailed in the game,and the Vikings tied the score only once, at12. midway through the first half, when theyerased an early 12-4 Maroon advantage. Abasket by Adam Green with 10:26 remaininggave Chicago the lead for good.The Vikings only serious threat to thatlead, which peaked at 11 early in the secondhalf, came in the final five minutes of the game. Lawrence guard Cam Jackson led acharge that trimmed the lead to four, 58-54,with 3:36 left. Chicago spread into a fourcorners offense at the point, though, andprevented Lawrence from moving anycloser. Meriggioli hit several free throws inthe closing minutes to help ice the game.Following Green’s basket early in the firsthalf, Lawrence stayed close, but guard RobOmiecinski came off the bench for Chicagoto score six points down the stretch in thefirst half. A Liebert basket at the buzzergave Chicago a 29-24 halftime lead.After the halftime Chicago erupted, scor¬ing eight of the first 10 points in the secondhalf to pull ahead, 37-26. A combined total of26 points from Liebert and Meriggioli in thatsecond half helped keep the lead intact, be-STUDENT GOVERNMENT ELECTIONS(To Fill Vacancies)GRADUATE UNDERGRADUATE*Divinity-2 sects*SSA-1 seat* Social Sciences- 5 sects*Humanites- 4 seats^Physical Sciences- 2 seats Commuter-1 seatPetitions availablein the SG Office(INH, 3drd fl.)on Wed. 1-12-83.ELECTIONS: 1-26-83 (Wed.)For information, call tho SGOffice at 753-3273.(Note the following room changes for upcoming meetings: Thurs., Jan.13, Stuart 101 and Wed., Jon. 19, Stuart 101.)Hie Blachstone Hotel636 S. Michigan Ave.Close vicinity to U. of C. 10 minutes directly north.Plan your next conference/meeting or group housing.Special rates for University of Chicago faculty andvisitors, $32.00 single/$37.00 double. Only best roomsblocked. 17 conference rooms to accommodate 10-500.We now feature hilarious production Shear Madness inMayfair Theatre, and Joe Segal’s famous JazzShowcase in the intimate Blackstone Cafe (Studentdiscounts - Sun. matinee 3:00 PM).For more information, call Natalie Vitek, Director ofSales, 427-4300. put), Justin Johnson (High Hurdles),.andAlan Boruch (50-meter dash). Finally, asecond Maroon Distance Medley team con¬sisting of Gary Levenson, John Sekor, MikeRabieh, and Dave Raskin ran a 11:09.Coach Ted Haydon, was pleased with thelarge number of athletes that participatedfor the varsity team: With 15 Freshmen andveterans that are peaking in top shape, theteam appears well balanced. The next meetwill be Thursday, Jan. 13 at the Fieldhouse.The U of C Women’s team will participate inthis meet as well.PHOTO BY ARA JELALIANThe U of C track squad prepare for theindoor season at the Invitational PracticeRelays.lore Lawrence starieu to find its groove.Vikings Dan Busiel and Howard Cohn, limit¬ed to just eight first half points, teamed upto score 17 over the final twenty minutes,and along with Jackson’s help they man¬aged a late second half surge.Liebert’s 20 points lead all scorers. Jack-son had 16 for the Vikings, while Busiel had13 and Cohn finished with 12. Chicago for¬ward Mike Murden hauled in a personal sea¬son high nine rebounds, and Maroon guardEric Kuby dished out seven assists and con¬tained Jackson on defense despite a five-inch-height disadvantage.The Maroons, now 5-2 on the year and 1-1in conference play, face Lake Forest tomor¬row at the Henry Crown Field House at 7:30 Swim teams edgedby George WilliamsBy Ed AchuckBoth the men’s and women’s swimmingteams met with defeat this past Fridayagainst George Williams College. Thewomen lost by a score of 45-53, and the menlost by a score of 55-57.The women’s score does not reflect thestrength they had over the other team. Thewomen’s team ignited with a win in the firstevent, the 200-yard medley relay, and con¬tinued to win six of 10 events. During thecourse of the meet, the women automatical¬ly forfeited a total of 14 points because theylacked a diver. Nevertheless, they were onlydown by one point before the last event.The 200-yard medley relay of Martha Kin¬ney, Katie Moran, Kim Lynch, and Jean Shi-motake placed first. Kinney won three indi¬vidual events, while Lynch and Moran eachwon one.Kinney won the 50-yard backstroke, the100-yard butterfly, and the 50-yard back-stroke. Lynch won the 200-yard freestyle,and Moran won the 100-yard breaststroke.Despite strong performances by individu¬al swimmers, the men’s team was neverahead during the meet.First place individual finishes went toMike Ruddat, Phil Hoffman, Rick Kloos,and Duane Caneva.Ruddat won the 50-yard freestyle, whileHoffman placed first in the 200-yard individ¬ual medley, and Kloos took the 200-yardbackstroke. Caneva, in his first meet of theseason, won both the 1-meter and the 3-meter diving events.The men’s and women’s teams will beswimming their next meet against LakeForest College this Wednesday.marian realty,Inc.REALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400E.D. Brady(312) 779-8349The WORLD’S NUMBER ONESELLER of maximum Whathavcyousecurity locks for ^^?business equipment. Inthe past year we havehelped decrease thetheft of typewriters andComputer terminals at x • Nothing-with^ >> ANCHORPADBUSINESS MACHINEBUR&ARPROOflNGBrady Enterprisesi in* c 'kui /IVI cwa-o u SOMJthe U of C and Hospital Complex. Join over half thecolleges in burglarproofing, CRT’S, Word Pro¬cessors, Video Cassettes, Calculators, Microscopeswith our world wide patent. No holes drilled in adesk. With your key you can move the machine inminute. An adhesive mat withstands 6,000 lbs. ofpressure. Our new Apple or IBM stacker areavailable. Call for a free demonstration today.Reduce your insurance rate.8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 11, 1983SportsGreenwood, Chamberlin rule the courtsBy Nick Lynnand Andy WrobelWinter quarter IMs, generally known as alull in the otherwise fast-paced U of C IMs,got off to a roaring start this week.In undergraduate residence basketball,awesome Greenwood and much-fearedChamberlin continue to rule the campuscourts in the White and Red divisions. Thehighly competitive Compton team was en¬tirely out-played by the taller GreenwoodCeltics in a 36-23 game Sunday. Perfor¬mances by Chris Wrarshaw and the rest ofthe Greenwood squad made for a fast-paced, aggressive match.Both Hitchcock A and Upper Rickert areformidable teams as shown in their Sundaygame. With three minutes left in the game,Upper Rickert was up by one with the score37-36 when its leading scorer fouled out.Hitchcock capitalized on this and ran thescore up to 43-37 in the remaining minutes.In upcoming matches Fishbein, Fallers A,FIGI, Tufts, Hale, and Salisbury-Vincentshould provide some great action in the nextfew weeks.The same weeks will see Green Eggs andHam, R-Nobs, and N.U.T.S. battling it outfor first place in the undergraduate indepen¬dent league.In the graduate league where some of thebest basketball action on campus can beseen, No BS and Too Swift continue theirleads over Sandy’s Slammers, Cliff’sDivers, and the rest of the two leagues. Any¬one suffering from the Hyde Park winterdoldrums can pickup cheap thrills for freeby cheering on their favorite pre-meds andB-school babies. Remember: the athletewhose name you cheer may give you a hottip on some over-the-counter stocks one day.Show them you care.In the women’s residence league. Three’sA Crowd and Thompson should be providingHYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Wood lawn Ave.Church School (all ages) 9:45 a.m.Worship Nursery Provided 11:00 a.m.W. Kenneth Williams, MinisterSusan Johnson. Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, ServeThe MedicalAlumni Associationpresents a special seminarThe Businessof MedicineOptions Upon Completionof Medical TrainingWednesday, January 12, 6:30 p.m.Frank Billings Auditorium - PI 1 7• What will you be doina afteryour medical training?• What options will you havein choosing a type of practice?• Come join us as we discusssome of these optionsPanel participants include:Lloyd Callaway, M.D.Assistant Professor of Family Prac¬tice, University of Illinois College ofMedicine, Family Practitioner, FieldMedical Group.Betty Hahneman, M.D.Associate Professor of Medicine, RushMedical College, Hematologist-Oncologist, Anchor HMO, UnionHealth Service Incorporated.B. H. Gerald Rogers, M.D. '62Clinical Associate in Medicine, Univer¬sity of Chicago, Gastroenterologist, inprivate practice.For Further Information,Call 947-5443 some stiff competition for the first placeTufts team. The miracle women of UpperWallace have been lying dormant it seems,yet the warm winter winds may blow somelif into them yet for some of the most excit¬ing women’s play in years.The passion of co-ed playoffs is mountingto a fever pitch this week as the semifinaland final matches in the undergraduate in¬dependent, and graduate leagues are playedTuesday. This last week, Kevin Pattersonand Andrew McLaughlin’s Hitchcock-Snellteam dominated Lower Flint and Salisburywas sacrificed to the Chris Shaw’s Thomp¬son team. A strong Compton team squeakedby a powerful Dodd-Mead team in Comp-By Cliff GrammichThe women’s basketball team opened itsconference season last weekend with gamesat Coe and Cornell, co-champions last yearof the Midwest Conference. Friday night,the Maroons lost 60-54 to Coe, and Saturday,Chicago dropped a 59-46 decision to Cornell.The losses dropped the team’s record to 3-4and its conference record at 0-2.Against Coe, Chicago let the home teambuild a 10-point lead midway through thefirst half. However, the Maroons rallied tocut Coe’s halftime advantage to just twopoints. Chicago battled Coe evenly for mostof the second half, but Coe pulled away inthe final minutes to capture the victory.The Maroons’ scoring was led by Gret-chen Gates, who contributed 36 of theMaroons’ 54 points. Gates also pulled down17 rebounds. W'endy Pietrzak also pulleddown 10 rebounds as Chicago outreboundedCoe 38-20. However, Chicago’s field goalpercentage was way down from earliergames, as they shot only 35 percent whileFarGastfcitcfien ton’s closest match of the season, and it wasonly the wise counel of Resident Head RonGomey and the undaunted dedication ofcaptain Thai Tran which permitted Comp¬ton to continue into the playoffs.Once again, with the best women’s line inthe co-ed league, the well-oiled Hale ma¬chine rolled on in the playoffs under the di¬rection of team leaders Rich Erlich andBeth Zimmerman. The Hitchcock-Snellwomen should lead their team over Thomp¬son House and then meet Compton in thefinals. In the undergraduate independentleague, For the Sport of It should destroyN.U.T.S.making 25 field goals in 71 attempts, coeshote 421 percent or 27 of hitting its 66 fieldgoal attempts.Saturday against Cornell, U of C againgave up an early lead to the host team. How¬ever, Chicago rallied for a halftime lead andheld the lead early in the second half. How¬ever, Cornell managed to again take thelead. Chicago was forced to foul Cornell atthe end of the game, and Cornell took advan¬tage of this to convert free throws to buildtheir final advantage to 59-46.Gates again led Maroon scorers as shescored 19 points. Karen Walsh added 10points. Gates pulled down 16 of the team’s 32rebounds. Chicago again shot poorly as ateam, making only 15 of 51 field goal at¬tempts for a poor 29 percent. Cornell con¬verted 23 of 50 attempts for 46 percent.While not pleased with the team’s shoot¬ing, coach Diann Nestel did praise the de¬fensive effort of the team. She noted that theMaroons held Cornell, which had been scor¬ing over 70 points a game during the season,1654 E. 53rd955-2200We acceptmajor credit cards mind that Wednesday is the deadline for en¬tries in men’s and women’s racquetball andtable tennis. Men’s and women’s handballentries have to be in by Thursday and RosieResch wants your house rosters by Friday.In this issue, the Maroon wishes to presenta new feature in its IM column, called the‘Yah of the Week.’ This will provide allreaders with an amusing insight or ironictwist into their ideas about IMs at the U ofC.Yah of the Week: Highly placed studentIM director Andrew McLaughlin (who ispurported to have collected 12 IM championt-shirts for his prowess in IM photography,horseshoes, archery, etc.) this week pro¬posed that snowman making and scarf knit¬ting be added to the University’s list of in¬tramural events for the winter festival. Wedidn’t know you could knit, Andy!to just 59 points. However, Nestel was criti¬cal of the team’s ball-handling, noting defi¬ciencies in the team’s passing game. Never¬theless, she believes that the Maroonsshould play well against the two co-champi-on teams when they play at Chicago duringthe first weekend of February.This weekend, the Maroons continue theirconference schedule on the road. Fridaynight, the Maroons are at Knox College. Chi¬cago travels to Monmouth Saturday. TheMaroons return home on Jan. 21.Sports CalendarSwimmingJan. 12 -men’s and women’s teams at LakeForest College, 7 p.m.Men's BasketballJan. 12—vs. Lake Forest College, 7:30 p.m ,Field HouseWomen’s Indoor TrackJan. 13—Varsity Intersquad Meet I, 7 p.m.,Field House.The University of ChicagoTHE MORRIS FISHBEIN CENTERFOR THE STUDY OF THE HISTORYOF SCIENCE AND MEDICINEGARLAND E. ALLENWashington University"The Several Facesof Darwin:The Heritage ofMechanistic andHolistic Materialismin 20th CenturyEvolutionaryThinking"Jan. 12, 19834:00 P.M.SS 122Weekly Luncheon SpecialChicken with Chinese Greens,fried rice, soup, & tea.11 am - 2:30 pmTues. Sat. JFree Demonstration ofKI-AIKIDOA Japanese Martial Art StressingMind Body Co-ordinationTUESDAY, JANUARY 11, 6:30 PMFIELD HOUSEIntramural representatives should bear inB-ballers drop conference openerThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 11, 1983—9Campus Films Classified AdsFOR SALEThe Ring (Alfred Hitchcock, 1927) The filmwhich marks the beginning of Hitchcock’sBritish International Period (1927-32)centers around two boxers who love thesame woman. Jack Sander (Carl Brisson)and Bob Corby (Ian Hunter) give Nelly (Lil¬lian Hall-Davies) gifts — a wedding ring anda snake-shaped bracelet, respectively — towhich the movie’s title refers. The title alsoalludes to the setting for a boxing match.Hitchcock’s subtle yet innovative use ofblurred image, montages, overlays, dis¬solves. double exposures, and other tech¬niques to illuminate his characters markThe Ring as one of his finest early works.Tues., Jan. 11 at 7:15 p.m. Doc. $2.The Manxman (Alfred Hitchcock, 1929)Hitchcock’s last silent film explores thelives of two men in love with the samewoman. Peter, a poor fisherman, asks Kateto marry him, but her father intervenes be¬cause Peter cannot support her. He leavesthe Isle of Man to find wealth, and after he isrumored to be dead, Philip pursues Kate.Peter returns, and Kate keeps her promiseto marry him. Tues., Jan. 11 at 9 p.m. Doc.$2.La Guerre est Finie (Alain Resnais, 1966) Aprofessional revolutionary (Yves Mon¬tand ) working to bring revolution to Spain,crosses the Spanish border and travels toParis. There he meets a young left-wing stu¬dent (Genevieve Bujold). He returns to hismistress of nine years (Ingrid Thulin) andreports to his comrades on the situation inSpain. Montand is asked to return to Spain,but Bujold discovers the police are likely tobe waiting for him. Thulin flies to Barcelonato warn him, but he is already crossing thefrontier. Wed. Jan. 12 at 7:30 p.m. TalkingPictures. $2.The Life of Oharu (Kenji Mizoguchi, 1952)The first of a trilogy, this film chronicles thestory, or tragedy, of a woman born to die Sa¬murai class, who is seduced by a male ser-vent and rejected from her class. She fallsinto prostitution, miserable marriages,prostitution again, finally finding peace inreligion. Thur., Jan. 13 at 7:30 p.m. Doc.$2All About Eve (1950) Scripted and directedby Joseph Mankiewicz, All About Eve isHollywood’s brilliantly crafted answer toOnce in a Lifetime. It’s a skin-peelingdrama of Broadway ambition and bitcherv,and the best vehicle Bette Davis, AnneBaxter, or George Sanders ever chancedupon for recording their pyrotechnic abili¬ties. It is indeed difficult to imagine Clau¬dette Colbert or Ingrid Bergman as theCalendar movie's aging, displaced stage idol (Colberthurt her back, and Bergman declined Dar¬ryl Zanuck’s offer), because Davis per¬forms the part almost flawlessly—subtlycontrasting its captivating, queenly exteriorwith the vain, vulnerable and insecurewoman bottled inside. As Davis later wrote,“It was a great script, had a great director,and a cast of professionals all with partsthey liked. It was a charmed productionfrom the word go.’’ Wed., Jan. 12 at 8:30p.m. LSF. $2 — PFMickey One (Arthur Penn, 1965) Once theactor, always the actor. Arthur Penn fol¬lowed his first popular success. The MiracleWorker, with this underrated, highly per¬sonal thriller about a confused, Chicago-nightclub comedian (Warren Beatty) whosurrenders name, audience, and identity tosurvive an unknown infraction against themob, only to discover, through his despera¬tion, that “the stage is the only place in thewhole world you're free." Although Penn or¬chestrates dialogue, setting, and suspensewith detailed attention to French NewWave, it is Ghislain Cloquet’s unsparingblack-and-white photography which propelsMickey One's best scenes (Beatty's en¬counter with a tongue-tied evangelist, hisritual thrashing by syndicate bouncers, aself-emblazoned Oriental junk sculpture,and the stomach-clutching, spot-lit climax)to greatness. If anything, the film's weak¬ness is that it encumbers Cloquet's eloquent,allegorical imagery with excess explanato¬ry dialogue (repeated allusions to thePhoenix, etc.), and insufficient real charac¬terization. The cumulative effort seemsdaunted by its parts. Visualy stunning non¬etheless. Wed., Jan. 12 at 8 p.m. Doc. $2 —PFDr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned To StopWorrying and Love the Bomb (Stanley Ku¬brick, 1964) “Now, then, Dimitri, you know¬how we've always talked about the possibili¬ty of something going wrong with the bomb?The bomb. Dimitri. The hydrogen bomb.Well now, what happened is that one of ourbase commanders did a silly thing. He, uh,went a little funny in the head. You know,funny He ordered our planes to attack yourcountry....”Purity of essence runs rampant in this de¬liriously irreverent tale of nuclear holo¬caust. Recommended fare for all those whohave been brainwashed and drained byfluoridation. With Peter Sellers. George C.Scott, Sterling Hayden, Keenan Wynn, andSlim Pickens. Thurs., Jan. 13, & Sun., Jan.16, at 8.30 p.m. LSF $2 — PF CLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon isS2 for the first line and Si for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at $2 per line. Ads are not ac¬cepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago, III. 60637 ATTN: Classified Ads. Ouroffice is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines:Wednesday noon for the Friday issue, Fridaynoon for the Tuesday issue. Absolutely no ex¬ceptions will be made! In case of errors forwhich the Maroon is responsible, adjustmentswill be made or corrections run only if thebusiness office is notified WITHIN ONECALENDAR WEEK of the original publica¬tion. The Maroon is not liable for any errors.SPACESTUDENT DISCOUNT on Quarterly rental ofStudio Apt. 52nd + Woodlawn. $200-$225/mo.incl. all but elect. Redecorated. 684-5030 Bet.8:30am or 493-2329 Late Eves.JAN RENT FREE!! 1 BR in 3 BR apt. avail,immed. M or F. Non-smoker pref. Call 324-4186eves.Large furnished & equipped studio 56th &Everett for sublet winter quarter, S270/mo.962-6486a.m., 288-6561 p.m.COLUMBIA BOUND? Cheerful studio cumloft. Apartment in newly renovated ManhattanCo-op. High Tech, semi-furnished, brickfireplace. Riverside Drive & 107th, walkingdistance to Columbia. Long term lease to suittenant. Mornings: call Tom, 243-7589.Clean quiet building lVa + 2Va studio apts New¬ly decorated includes ALL utilities and Ap¬pliances 225.00 to 270.00 mth 493-6250.IN THE HEARTOF HYDE PARKBeautiful studio apt. for rent. Agent onpremise. 5424 Cornell Ave. 324-1800. PASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Model Camera 1342 E 55th 493-6700.Video Disc Player + movies. New in Sept. 82:player was $300, discs $20 35. Offer. 938-1000 x4872 day, 241-5039.VIDEOTAPE SALEVHS T-120s2for $19.90MODEL CAMERA 1342 E. 55th 493 6700VOLVO '72 145 Wagon. Great runner. $1600firm. Ron 493-6701.PEOPLE WANTEDHealthy Men Needed for Semen Donors for Ar¬tificial Insemination Program. Rh NegativeBlood Type Especially Needed. Reimburse¬ment is $40.00 Reply in Confidence to 962-6124.Treat your feet to Scottish dance. CountryDancers' beginner's class starts 1/19. $10 for 4alternate Wed. eves from 8-10. Singles orcouples. For more info call 241-6738.APPLE MANIAC to teach bright 13 yr old Ap¬ple machine lang. in exch. for ? 288-4066 after 8pm.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.JAMES BONE, EDITOR-TYPIST, 363-0522.PROFESSIONAL T YPING-reasonable rates,684 6882.DO YOU NEED A GOOD TYPIST? Call Paula649-0429.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962-6263.Psychologist forming therapy group in HydePark to change women's struggles with un¬controlled eating. Rosaling Charney, Ph.D 538-7022.Discount Moving and Hauling Low Prices andFree Estimates Seven Days a Week Day andEvening References Available Call Tom 8-10a.m. or After 6 p.m. 375-6247.PART TIMEEMPLOYMENTTELEMARKETINGPROGRAMTUESDAYSAO: Eclectic Ed registration continues 10 a.m. - 5p.m. Morton-Murphy Award nomination formsavailable Rm 210 INH.Woodward Court Lecture: Ted Cohen “NewTopics in Aesthetics: Sports &. Jokes" 8:30 p.m.Woodward Cafeteria. Reception following.Music Dept.: CCP Recital: Elsa Charlston, so¬prano, Haydn; Shapey; Eaton; BRAHMS (!) pro¬grams 8 p.m. Mandel Hall FreeDOC: The Ring 7:15 p.m.; The Manx 9 p m. Cobb*1.50Court Theatre: Preview: Endgame 8 p.m. NewTheatre call 753-4472Crossroads: International Cooking Demonstration10 a.m. call 684-6060 for infoCollege Republicans: Meeting 7 p.m. INH 217Kundalini Yoga: Meeting 5 p.m INHAstcnomy Club: Meeting 7:30 p.m. Ryerson roof¬top. Raindate ThursdayU. of C. Democrats: Meeting 7 p.m. INHWEDNESDAYSAO: Eclectic Ed registration continues 10 a.m. - 5p.m RM 210. Shapiro Art-to-Live-With Collectionon Display 1 p.m. - 6 p.m. Cloister ClubMen’s Basketball: U of C vs Lake Forest 7:30 p.m.HCFHDOC: Mickey One 8 p.m. Cobb $1 50LSF: All About Eve 8:30 p.m. Law School Aud.*2Talking Pictures: LaGuerre Est Finie 7:30 p.m I-House *2 Free PopcornCourt Theatre: Preview Endgame 8 p.m. NewTheatre Call 753-4472Biochemistry Dept.: Seminar: Bernard Roizman"The Function and Regulation of Alpha-Genes ofHerpes Simplex Virus" 4 p.m. CLSC 10110—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January Fishbein Lecture: Garland Allen “The SeveralFaces of Darwn: The Heritage of Mechanistic andWholistic Materialism in 20th Century Evolution¬ary Thinking." 4 p.m. SS 122Aerobic Dance Classes: 5 p.m. INH Call Lily753-2249 for Info. FreeBadminton Club: Meeting and play 7:30 - 10 p mINH GymCrossroads: English Classes - all levels 2 p.m. So¬cial Hour 3:30 p.m. Beg French 6:30 p.m Beg. Ar¬abic 7:30 p.m. Beg. German 7 p.m.Rockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy Communionfollowed by Breakfast 8 a.m.Political Order and Change: Public Lecture:James Redfield “The Foundation of Politics in theGreek City States; the Special Case of SpartaTHURSDAYSAO: Eclectic Ed registration continues 10 a.m. - 5p.m. RM 210 INH. Shapiro Art-to-Live-With 1p m. - 6 p.m. Cloister ClubWomen’s Indoor Track: Varsity Intersquad Meet I7 p.m. HCFHMusic Dept.: Nancy Simmons, soprano; NancyNewman, piano; Schumann/Schubert program12:15 p.m. Goodspeed Recital Hall. FreeDOC: The Life of O-Haru 7:30 p.m. followed by atalk by David Owen Cobb $2LSF: Dr. Strangelove 8:30 p m. Law Sch. Aud. *2Women’s Union: Slide Show Details t.b.a. INHLibrary 8 p.m.Court Theatre: Endgame 8 p.m. New Theatre call753-4472 for infoRockefeller Chapel: Choral Vesper 5:15 p.m Chan¬cel Choir Rehearsal 5:43 p.m.Hillel: Faculty Luncheon Program: Frederick D.Weil on “Anti-Semitism: A Framework for Analy¬sis" Hillel. $3Physics Dept.: Colloquium: J. Robert Schrieffer“Fractional Charge from Integer Charge WithoutViolating Quantum Mechanics” Eck 133U. of C. Judo Club: Practice 6 p.m. BartlettBrent House: Episcopal Eucharist, 12 p.m. BondChapel11, 1983 The American Bar Association islooking for people to contact itsmembers nationwide by phone todiscuss the public service, educationand membership programs of theassociation. If you possess goodspeaking abilities and can make apositive impression over the phone,you may qualify for one of thesepositions.The salary will be $4.50 per hour.Hours will be 9 am to 12 pm or 1 pm to4:45 pm, Monday through Friday.To apply, contact Eloyse Robinsonduring the hours above at 947-4170.AMERICAN BARASSOCIATION1155 E. 60th StreetChicago, IL 60637An Affirmative Action/Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/HPROFESSIONAL TYPING reasonable rates684 6882.CHILDCARE M-F. Certified Teacher-Ele. -t-Kind. Call 536 7064.ENGINEERING SKILLS AVAILABLE •Vacuum/plasma/semiconductor mfg; U ot Cgrad student. CALL 493-2894 preferablyT un/Th evenings.Neat typing in my home. Manuscripts, biblios,etc. Proofread. Reasonable Vicky 624-2197.Colonics for constipation, gas. etc. 651-6553RIDESI live in Beverely Shores In. Need ride to/fromHyde Park. Will pay. Chris-753-4850 days only.RIDE OFFERED-NYC 1/14 363-6008 MarkSCENESWriters workshop PLaza 2-8377.U. of C. Democrats: Meeting tonight! IdaNoyes, Memorial Lounge, 7 p.m. Discuss VoterRegistration, Debates, and Party. LOST AND FOUNDGold Chain with Dove Charm/Lost in IdaNoyes Call Jeff At 667-4251/947-5446REWARD/REWARDKUNDALINI YOGAKeep Up. Tune in, stretch out, shape up. Relaxand feel good. Beginners 5pm Tues. In¬termediate 5pm Thurs. Ida Noyes ''Library''338-6066.COMEDY OF ERRORSEnjoy Shakespeare at the Goodman Feb. 15thS10. 50 Tickets on sale until Jan. 28 in RM 210Ida Noyes.THE BUSINESSOF MEDICINEWhat will be you be doing after your training?Come Wednesday, January 12th, to considerOPTIONS UPON COMPLETION OFMEDICAL TRAINING, an informal discussionat 6:30 p.m., Billings Auditorium - P117. Spon¬sored by the Medical Alumni Association, 947-5443.ASTRONOMY CLUB MEETING TONIGHT7:30 Ryerson rooftop. Come all. Raindates Jan.13. 18, or 20.HELP WANTEDPAYROLL CLERK, permanent 20 hr/wk, oc¬casional full time, dependable, terminal use a-F, for Union position with standard Universitybenetits. Call 962-7163 for appointment.JEAN PIERRE RAMPALTickets on sale now for Jan 17 performance S9Rm 210 Ida Noyes.HISTORY MAJORSStudent-Faculty Social Hour Thurs. Jan. 134:30-6:30 P.M. Ida Noyes Library. ProspectiveConcentrators Are Welcome. APARTMENT TO SHARESingle male has furnished two-bedroom apart¬ment to share, near 55th Street and the Lake.Rent S230 per month. Single person or couple.CALL: 624-7466/324-6302FEATURE WRITERSThe first meeting for all present and prospec¬tive features writers will be held TON IGHT at7:30 pm in the Maroon office. If you can't makeit call Margo at 753-3263 and leave your nameand telephone number.THE CHEAPO TYPISTLOWEST RATES. IBM Selectric II.Manuscripts, technical papers. Call Joel 8-10am 684-2559.ORIENTAL CARPETSTHIS MONTH-Antique, prime condition, tullpile Caucasian and Turkoman carpets; alsounique tribal-folk art pieces. Call 288-0524Thursday through Sunday and late nights. UNE SOIREE SUPERLes Beaux Parleurs, "the UC French club"vont se trouver a Ida Noyes jeudi a 8:30 du soir.Un film ef de croissanfs. Le but sera uneorganisation des activities. Pour plus, GeorgeWoodbury a 643-5449. Beinvenu at tous.EXPERT MECHANICAL SERVICEFOREIGN & DOMESTIC CARSTUNE-UP • BRAKE JOBS • ELECTRICALSHOCK ABSORBERS • OIL CHANGES • LUBESBATTERIES • MUFFLERS • AIR CONDITIONINGENCLOSED, SECURE, AND REASONABLY PRICEDPARKING FACILITIES — AN ALTERNATIVE TOPARKING ON THE STREETS THIS WINTERHYDE PARK GARAGE5508 SOUTH LAKE PARK • 241 -622010% DISCOUNT ON MECHANICAL WORKWITH THIS COUPONPICK UP & DELIVERY AVAILABLETHE PHOTO DEPT.FILMPROCESSINGRENTALSBATTERIESRADIOSFRAMES CAMERASPHOTO ALBUMSDARKROOM EQ.CASSETTE TAPERECORDERSVIDEO TAPEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORE970 EAST 58 TH ST. « 962i7558 COMPUTATION CENTERCLASS SCHEDULEA FREE copy of the Computation Center'sWinter Quarter seminar and course schedulemay be picked-up at the USITE Business Of¬fice (10:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. daily) in Wieboldt310, from the USITE terminal attendant, fromthe receptionist at the Staff Office Building(5737 S. University Ave.) or from the MainBusiness Ottice (1313 E. 60th Ave. - The Mer-riam Building). The seminars are FREE ofcharge and include introductions to computerconcepts and terminology, SUPERWYLBUR,the DEC-20, EDIT, text preparation on the Am¬dahl, SCSS, SPSSX, 1022, DEMAND-92, theCALCOMP plotter, SUPERWYLBURMACROS, SED, MUSE AND NCPCALC. Twocourses are ottered:Introduction to SAS (cost is 530.00 for six ses¬sions), and Introduction to BASIC + 2 program¬ming on the DEC-20 (cost if 540.00 for eight sessions). Advanced registration and payment isrequired for the courses, no registration is re¬quired for the seminars. All courses andseminars will be held in Harper 406, except forthe text preparation on the Amdahl seminars,which are held in Classics 10. For further in¬formation on class content contact the Center'sEducational Coordinator, Don Crabb, at 962-7173.FREE INTRODUCTORYCOMPUTER SEMINARThe Computation Center is offering a F R E Eseminar for new computer users: Introductionto Computer Concepts and Terminology, Mon¬day, January 17, 3:30 - 5:00 p.m. in Harper 406.The seminar will be repeated on Monday,January 24, 2:00 - 3:30 p.m., also in Harper 406.All are welcome. This seminar will be taughtassuming no previous computer experience.FREE INTRODUCTORYDEC-20 COMPUTERSEMINARSThe Computation Center is offering a FREEseminar for new or returning users of theDECSYSTEM-20 computer: Introduction to Classified Adsthe DEC-20. This seminar consists of two parts,Part I will be held on Tuesday, January 18, 3:30- 5:00 p.m.. Harper 406. Part II will be held onWednesday, January 19, 3:30 - 5:00 p.m.,Harper 406. The seminar will be repeated onTuesday and Wednesday, January 25 and 26,3:30 - 5:00 p.m. and 2:00 - 3:30 p.m., respective¬ly, in Harper 406. All are welcome.LEARN EDITONTHE DEC-20Learn how to use the DEC-20's native lineeditor, EDIT, to create and modify text (let¬ters, term papers, books) and programs (For¬tran, Pascal) without the tedium of retyping. AComputation Center seminar, FREE and opento all will be held twice this quarter to teachEDIT, Thursday, January 20, and Thursday,January 27, in Harper 406. The January 20thsession is from 3:30 - 5:00 p.m. The January27th session is from 2:00 - 3:30 p.m.SUPERWHAT?NO,SUPERWYLBURCollect, edit and format text. Submit batchjobs to the Amdahl 470 computer. You can doall this and more with SUPERBYLBUR. TheComputation Center is ottering an introductoryseminar for SUPERWYLBUR which is FREEand open to everyone. The seminar will be of¬fered twice, Friday, January 21, 3:30 - 5:00p.m. and Friday, January 28, 2:00 -COUPLES...Couples wanted for a study of campus values.SlOper couple, IV* hour call 324-3784/6-10 pmCOLD FE ET?Warm them and relax with an energizing footmassage. Bob Rueter 324-7530 for appoint¬ment.GYMNASTIC CLASSESADULT BEGINNERS CLASS meets Mon ■+■Wed. Barlett Gym, 5:15 PM Starts 1/12/83.520/Qtr. For info call 955-8627 or 3-0354 (IBX).Cfiaz(otte ^UihtzomczRea( Citate Co.493-0666 * CALL ANYTIMEEAST VIEW PARKON LAKE MICHIGAN...has a spacious two-bedroom, two-bath to settie an estate. Priced right! «$58,500.CHOICE HIGH FLOORLOOKS OUT...in many directions opposite museum.Beautiful Jackson Towers Bldg. Stunn¬ing architect's dream kitchen—brandnew. Spacious 6-room, two-bath. Mustbe seen. New on market $ 112,500. PENTHOUSE LEVELOne apartment, seven rooms to an en¬tire floor. Look in all directions.Reasonable financing. $132,000.A HOUSE WITHOUTA HASSLE...Really a 4,000 sq. ft. condo. Greatshape, great layout (like a house).Woodburning fireplace, 1 parkingspace, terrific gourmet kitchen. HydePark Boulevard. Worth a look.$139,000.HYDE PARK OFFERS BESTOF ALL WORLDSVICTORIAN UPDATE—BEST OF BOTH ERAS*172,000•Jose to train & bus ‘wonderful kitchen(quarry tile) ‘redwood back deck• parking •woodburning fireplace *5bedrooms "light, airy, facing park.SUDDEN TRANSFERPUTS VICTORIANSTONE ON THE MARKETYou need a cozy fire on gray days! Thisone has a handsome mahogany mantle.Nine rooms in all-near 50tn & Ellis. Ex¬cellent systems. Brick garage.$147,500.FIVE ROOMS FOR $40,000...if you can move by January 1. Thiscondo has a deadline. A good buy near54th & Cornell. IN THE HEART OFHYDE PARK...a really spacious six-room condo ingracious setting. High iron fence in aVictorian street-scape. You also have arivate, assiqned parking space—all for79,500.EVERYONE LIKESLOTS OF SPACEOn tree-lined Woodlawn Avenue near50th we have a five-bedroom condo,over 3,000 sq. ft. Custom-designed kit¬chen, beautiful floors. Immaculate con¬dition. Low assessments, $250. Reduc¬ed asking price from $148,000 to$138,000!CAN ARRANGE 8% LOANSpecial arrangement by seller will "buydown" to 8% any conventional loan forat least three years on this 6-room con¬do, lake-front location. MUST settle.Priced low $54,500. Near 50th &Chicago Beach.493-0666The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, January 11, 1983—11KUVIASUNGNERKKUVIASUNGNERK KUVIASUNGNERKKUVKUYIASUNGNERKIf you think you know what KUVIASUNGNERKmeans,tell us and then we’ll all know!Entries will be judged for their creativity andshould be not more than one type-written page.CONTEST OPEN TO ALL COLLEGE STUDENTSEntries due no later thanTHURSDAY, JANUARY 20, 5:00 P.M.Harper 281ANNOUNCEMENT OF WINNERS:Friday, January 21,1:00 P.M.Reynolds Club - North LoungePRIZESKUVIASUNGNERKKUVIASUNGNERK KUVIASUNGNERKKUV ART TO LIVE WITH LOANPROCEDURES• Numbered rickets may be pickedup in Rm 210 Ida Noyes on a firstcome first serve basis•A ticket reserves your turn topick a picture•Only one ticket per personTickets must be picked up per¬sonally (i.e you may not pick up anumber for a friend )IDA NOYES HALL •Distribution starts promptly at4pm in the Ida Noyes CloisterClub•Ticket holders are admitted inorder It you are not present whenyour number is called you forfeityour turn•Only one picture permitted perticket. Only one ticket is permittedper person, i.e . you may not pickup a picture for a friend• You are welcome to choose a2nd picture only after all ticketholders have made their firstchoiceL__ □THE JOSEPH R.SHAPIRO COLLECTIONTake ThePicture Home•Please present a valid UCID &pay a $5 rental fee•Please bring a towel, blanket,newspapers or garbage bag towrap the picture in (in case of rainor snow please bring a waterproofcovering.) ARTLivEiWITHOn display:Jan. 12 1pm-6pmDistribution:Jan. 14 4pmTake A Return The Picture•A due date will be posted at thedistribution• You are responsible fordamage Please report it promp¬tly.•Watch Maroon Ads forreminders of the due date• Pictures may be returned to Rm210 Ida Noyes Hall•50* fine is charged for each daythe picture is overdueStarting At 8:30 amSAO - 753-3592LIBRARYPHOTOCOPYINGCHANGESDual Office Suppliers, Inc. Announces that it has signed anagreement with the University to provide photocopying ser¬vices in the libraries. The changeover to Dual’s photocopyingmachines will be accomplished during the first weeks ofJanuary.Students, faculty and staff holding unused COPICARDSfrom Vend-A-Copy/ Sable Corporation will have the opportunityot exchange the unused photocopy credits for an equal numberof credits on a card to be issued by Dual. Dual staff will operatean exchange center on the first floor of Regenstein Librarythrough Friday, 21 January.COPICARD EXCHANGE CENTERRegenstein Library9:30 a.m. - 4 p.m., weekdays9:30 a.m. -1:00 p.m., SaturdaysClosed Sundays