Review Grey CityThe Falcon has landed— page six Summer in the citycenterspreadThe Chicago Maroon©Copyright 1982 The Chicago Maroon Friday, May 14, 1982SFA Court voidsSG rep electionsVolume 91, No. 56 The University of Chicago# PHOTO BY WILLIAM MUDGECurtains rise tonight on the Graduate School of Business Follies production, “Life in the FaustLane. Shown here left to right are Nils Ahbel, Shipley Munson, and Laurie Bunn. See story on pageCo-op bars firearm coursesBy Darrell WuDunnCancellation of two courses con¬cerning firearms use by the boardof the Hyde Park Co-operative So¬ciety has drawn protest from theco-op member who was offeringthem. The courses were among 27courses being offered this summerby the society’s Learning Connec¬tion.Harry Lipsky, whose courseswere “Home Firearm Safety andResponsibility,’’ and “Basic PistolMarksmanship,’’ was informedthat the reason for the rejectionwas “projected overwhelmingmembership disapproval.”“It seems to me there is anotherconsideration, wholly in accordwith the liberal and co-operativespirit of our Co-op society, whichshould not be overlooked,” Lipskysaid in his letter printed in the Soci¬ety’s newspaper, Evergreen. Thisis “an attitude of tolerance for aminority.”"I am well aware of the strong‘anti-gun’ feeling in this area,”Lipsky said. But “ ‘overwhelmingmajorities’ easily fall to their pre¬judices against their opponents inthinking.”The Learning Connection com¬mittee, chaired by Jeanne Swann,who conceived the idea last year, isoffering courses this summerranging from Vegetarian IndianCooking to Developing CulturalAwareness of Middle P^astern Peo¬ples. The Hyde Park Co-op is spon¬soring these courses.According to an article in theEvergreen, the Co-op board op¬posed Co-op sponsorship ofLipsky’s courses because they con¬cern firearms use. “If someone wanted to organizea Ku Klux Klan chapter, would youpermit that?” one director wasquoted as asking.The Co-op board rejected thefirearms courses during its Apr. 26meeting.According to Lipsky, after hesubmitted his brief proposal for thecourses, he was contacted bv' amember of the Learning Connec¬tion committee who said that theywere acceptable. Lipsky then com¬pleted the information sheet de¬scribing the details of the courses.The committee did not reject thembut it informed Lipsky that thecourses required Co-op board ap¬proval.Swann said that her five-member committee discussedLipsky’s course offerings and that“most of us were not happy withthem and instinctively did not likethem.”“Since he was following the ruleswe didn’t want to reject it,” shesaid.In her letter in the Evergreen,Swann said the criteria for theLearning Connection committeeacceptance of programs are:Co-op membership; submission ofa completed application form; ad¬herence to Co-op principles; andpersonal contact with potential in-structor/co-ordinator.Lipsky said he as “not sur¬prised” that the board rejected hiscourses, “considering Hyde Park’sviews on guns.”While he said he decided notsay anything more about his“Basic Pistol Marksmanship”course, Lipsky strongly believesthat his “Home Firearm Safety and Responsibility” course is “inthe public interest.”Lipsky, a security police firearminstructor, said this course wouldhave dealt primarily with how toprevent “tragic accidents” in thehome. The course would haveaimed at teaching students aboutcapabilities of different guns aboutthe law concerning gun ownershipand use, and about keeping theirgun stored safely and securely.“It’s a non-shooting course,”Lipsky said, “it’s all lecture per¬haps with a film.”Continued on page threeBy Darrell WuDunnRecommendations on the newDean of the College are now beingconsidered by UC President HannaGray. After three months of delib¬erations, College dean search com¬mittee has submitted its recom¬mendations on a successor toJonathan Z. Smith.“The decision is now in her(Gray’s) hands,” said Charles We¬gener, chair of the search commit¬tee. Wegener does not know whenGray will decide on the new dean,but he said she will probably de¬cide before June 30, when Smith’sterm ends.Wegener would not say who orhow many persons are on his com¬mittee’s list of candidates, howev¬er he said “any committee which-ecommends only one candidatewould be foolish.”Although traditionally Deans ofthe College have come from theUniversity faculty, Wegener hasalready indicated that candidates By James ThompsonThe Student-Faculty-Adminis¬tration (SFA) Court has invalidat¬ed all representative and court jus¬tice results from the Springelection, in a suit against the Elec¬tion and Rules (E&R) Committee.A suit presented by Mark Holl-mann, a Shoreland representativein the Assembly, and Larry Giam-mo, a freshman representative,accused the E&R Committee offrequent violations of their own by¬laws and of the Constitution of theStudent Government.Hollmann and Giammo chargedthat there was a tabulation of bal¬lots on Monday night, Apr. 19,which is in violation of E & R Com¬mittee by-laws. Additionally, Holl¬mann was refused admittance to aclosed-door meeting the nextnight.A third point in their suit was theinequity of the representative dis¬tribution. Sufia Khan, chairpersonof the E&R Committee, explainedthat, “figures from Housing wereunavailable by the first week of thequarter,” when the committeeneeded to determine representa¬tion. Last year’s figures were leftunadjusted.SFA elections were also contest¬ed because ballots instructed stu¬dents to vote for one candidatewhen six votes were allowed to fillthe six student seats.The court decided “that the re¬sults of the elections...to fill posi¬tions of representative in the Asse¬mbly and positions of judges on theSFA Court be invalidated.” Noneof the justices who ruled on thecase were available for comment.Hollmann and Giammo werestartled by the Court's actions. “Ididn't expect all of the results to bethrown out,” said Hollmann. whofrom outside the University com¬munity are not being ruled out.According to University stat¬utes, the Dean administers the Col¬lege “under the supervision of theProvost of the University, is em¬powered to act as the executive of¬ficer and representative of his Fac-ulty; and, with regard toeducational policy, to take the ini¬tiative in proposing plans to theFaculty, and to carry into effectplans adopted by the Faculty.”The Dean of the College serves afive year term. University statutesallow deans to serve a secondterm, however, Smith told theMaroon that he would prefer to re¬turn to teaching.“1 would like very much to be re¬lieved as of July 1,” he said. “Be¬tween the mastership (of the Hu¬manities Collegiate Division) anddeanship. I’ve served nine yearsand that’s just about right.”President Gray could not bereached for comment. only expected a condemnation ofthe E&R Committee and a redis¬tricting of the representatives.The Student Government has al¬ready agreed to redistrict the As¬sembly for the next election. TheShoreland will gain one represen¬tative, along with Other College.The Business School will gain two.while Breckinridge-Blackstone-Greenwood, Bio-Sci and the SSAwill all lose one.In a related move, on Mar. 11 themembers of the Assembly reinstat¬ed the ousted Ac"r'”,H!y membersaa temporary representatives. Theconstitution permits the Assemblyto fill any vacancies that occur byappointing a suitable person to theseat. Jeff Elton, SG treasurer, pro¬posed the motion that the represen¬tatives be appointed He laterquestioned the method that ClarkeCampbell. SG president, used, andstated, “rather than just reap¬pointing all the old electees. Iwould rather have seen Clarke askeach member officially whether hew anted his seat, and whether any¬one else present wanted to chal¬lenge it.”The nullified election may haveto be rerun, according to the Courtdecision. However, members ofthe Assembly were discussing al¬ternatives to this decision due tothe lack of funds for another elec¬tion this quarter and the fact thatelections would have to be heldduring ninth or tenth week Camp¬bell formed a committee at themeeting to discuss alternativesand report back to the Assembly,in the hope that a compromise canbe worked out with the SFACourt.The chance that the electionswill be held before the end of thequarter, as demanded by the courtdecision, are slim though, accord¬ing to SG President, Clarke Camp¬bell. “At this point, it would be re¬ally difficult to hold elections.” hesaid. “First there is a lack of time.Elections take two weeks lead timeminimum, a week for petitions anda week betwen petition deadlineand the election. So that wouldplace elections sometime in 10thweek, and voter turnouts are lowenough as it is. The second reasonis lack of funds (SG has already al¬located all of its monev for theyear). It requires a minimum of$500 to hold elections for publicity,printing of ballots and petitions,and paying pollwatchers.”Campbell does not believe en¬tirely new elections for the Asse¬mbly will be necessary. “At thispoint I expect to be working some¬thing out with the court,” he said.“My understanding is that thecourt is not aw are of some very im¬portant facts in the case. Essen¬tially, there is only one consti¬tuency that was affected in anyreal way.”Continued on page sevenDean selection due soonVHuSH (XbocfomfcostoveFill in puzzle and bring it to the Phoenix and you could win 10free albums. Winner will be drawn from correct entries, andnotified on Monday. Everything Will Be On Sale!TODAY!Friday, May 149 am — 12 midnightRecords 8.98 list—5.855.98 list—3.70All Other Albums & Boxed Sets$1.50 OffAccessories & T-Shirts10% OffGames & Books20% Off1 2 —3 —413161924 1417 1029 304046 414954 434751 9 10 11 12.... —:.23r33r S- 37 38444852 ACROSS DOWN5961 60646772 70? 3 &> b 66l71.74 1. an ancient city6. our star9. a cleanser13. musical piece with oneprincipal subject14. mineral earth15. to crouch timidly16. In re17. a Kind18. a dramatic musical19. Arthur's magician21. to recognize (Scot)23. a grandchild (Scot)24. confuse27. the Board that runs the buses29. a mine entrance31. with good intent34. the abominable snowman35. Emerald Isle36. intelligent39 prefix meaning to put or to place40. ours (old firm)42. rent44. Bond. 745. a short lyrical poem47. prefix for bility and ison48. enjoyment49 a preposition50 Alpha Epsilon omega in English51 a walking aid53. hawked56 appendages57. Big in California58. hallucinations61. sky63. hyperactive (slang)64 in existence65. beside67. de menthe68 bring together71. censured72. America’s international group73 struggles74 a crazy 1 a baby carnage2 a cloak3. like 61A4 cheers5. style6. weep7. gold, sp.8. seep9. soak10. be in debt11. prefix meaning air12. sp_15. wife of a count20. Civil War General Forest (abbrv)22, to flow (old Engl.)25. necklace of flowers26. a member of the peerage28. same29. yes es30. marks32. a spool33. middle English meaning "to”35. think highly of37. spherical38. sounds41. actual43. atmosphere46. a lump48 circulates 43051. repulsive52. what a lawyer works on54. a fluid measure55. an article (Span)56. not theres59. also losing candidates60 opening62 wager65. a measure of thermal energy66 still67 prefix meaning with68 egyptian sun god70. negative previx71. article for vowels2—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, 1982Guns Rudall at WoodwardContinued from page oneLipsky said that he is not trying to quarrelwith proponents of gun control but that untilthe law prohibits lawful gun ownership,“there will still be guns around.”“My strong feeling is that by teaching,training and helping form good, safe habitswe can do something now to reduce tragical¬ly preventable home firearm accidents,” hesaid.Lipsky said that the board membersshould be realistic about the existance ofhome firearms. “A mind who looks at thiscourse and says ‘no’ is a mind which is bury¬ing its head in the sand,” he said.Board president Jeanne Orlikoff said thatthe board unanimously rejected the twofirearms courses.“We felt that both those courses would notbe pleasing to the people in the community,and we don’t want to get into a hassle withthe community,” she said. “We haveenough battles as it is.”Crossword Puzzle7- ii 3M M ihi £ ( 5 1 Vh s. s a( 0■ ■ ■ N s1 r e7tCo o N -r o A/27A £ l A% T o rJ %> A a) r A A- Nicholas Rudall will speak on “Poetryand the Theatre” this Sunday at 8:30 in thelast Spring Quarter Woodward Court lec¬ture.Rudall said he will give a historical analy¬sis of the use of poetry in the theatre particu¬larly before the 19th century. In addition, hewill recite readings from the works of sever¬al playwrights including Shakespeare, Mar¬lowe, Pinter, and several ancient greeks.“It will be a combination of lecture andentertainment,” Rudall said.“Poetry and ornate language were used inthe theatre as a primary source of plea¬sure,” Rudall told the Maroon. “Peoplecame to hear language, rather than just tosee the action,” he explained.“This has changed particularly in themid-19th century and in the 20th century,”Rudall said.The readings that he will give will exem¬plify the use of poetry in the theatre, Rudallsaid.Rudall is an associate professor in Classi¬cal Languages and Literature and is thedirector of the Court Theatre.He received his B.A. in classics fromCambridge and his Ph.D. in classics fromCornell University. He came to UC in 1965after receiving his degree.Rudall was appointed artistic director ofthe University Theatre in 1970 by then-Pres-ident Edward Levi.Japan AmbassadorYoshio Okawara, ambassador fromJapan to the US, will speak at UC Tuesday,May 18, on “Japan-US Relations: TheEconomic Dimension.”Okawara will speak in the library of theQuadrangle Club, 1155 E. 57th St. Lunch willbegin at noon and the ambassador’s talk, at1 p.m. The meeting will adjourn by 2 p.m.Tickets for the lunch and lecture areavailable to students for $7 and to faculty for$9. Those interested may contact Rebecca News in briefClouse at 962-7123.Okawara’s visit to campus is co¬sponsored by the Graduate School ofBusiness, the Committee on JapaneseStudies, and the Chicago Council on ForeignRelations. Kenneth Dam, provost, will chairthe program, assisted by Robert Graves,deputy dean of GSB.300 jobs openThe national consulting firm IBA will hireup to 300 students this summer to conduct anational survey. Students will be able toearn up to 30 per cent commission on allsales. Interested students should call AnitaBenjamin at 472-6560. A seminar concerningthe job will be held on Saturday, May 15 at1:30 p.m. in the Executive House on Wackerand Wabash.Loan formula changeRevisions passed last week by the Depart¬ment of Education of its guidelines for eligi¬bility for Guaranteed Student Loans willmake receiving the loans difficult for stu¬dents whose families earn over $75,000 peryear.The eligibility ceiling was revised downfrom $100,000. But accordng to EleanorBorus, associate director of the Office ofCollege Aid, the change in eligibility re¬quirements will affect only five per cent ofthe students in the College.Students whose families earn under$30,000 are eligible for GSLs. Students withfamilies making between $30,000 and $75,000must demonstrate financial need in order toqualify for the loans. Families earning morethan $75,000 must pass a “needs analysis” inorder to become eligible. Borus said thatchances of a family in this income bracketreceiving a loan is slim.Tables released by the Department of Ed¬ucation showing the expected amount ofparental contribution from two-parent fami¬lies call for slightly smaller contributions inmost cases for the ’82-’83 school year thanfor the ’81-’82 year. One-parent families are expected to contribute approximately thesame amount for the coming year as for thecurrent year.Borus said that her office has sufficientfunds for the next school year, and has takeninto account anticipated cutbacks in federalfunds. She said, however, that the IllinoisStudent Scholarship Program has reducedits funding, and could provide $280,000 lessto the College in ’82-’83 than it did during ’82-’82. The cutback “could be a serious prob¬lem,” she said.Pattern suspectedA second mugging near college dormitoryGreenwood Hall involving three assailantshas led police to suspect a pattern.On Tuesday night, two Greenwood resi¬dents were mugged at the corner of 54th St.and Greenwood Ave. The victims describedthe offenders as being in their teens. Neitherof the victims actually saw a knife, but theysuspected that the men had at least one. Thethree men got away with about twenty dol¬lars.Sgt. John Glynn of the Area One ViolentCrimes unit said that there is a developingcrime pattern in the area. “It extends be¬tween 51st and 55th streets, basically asquare,” he said. “The physical descrip¬tions of certain crimes in the area involvingthree teens seems to match at this point.”Another mugging which occurred lastweek involved three teen-aged assailantsand three college students near the cornersof 55th St. and Greenwood Ave. There are nosuspects in custody for either incident.CorrectionA letter from Bradford Lyttle which wasprinted in the May 7 issue of the Maroon car¬ried a corrected version of a formula whichhad been misprinted in a previous letter hehad submitted. Unfortunately, the correc¬tion was incorrect itself. The correct version(we hope) is AP =1 - (l-p)n The Maroonregrets this repeated error.A Dance/Game premiere by Jan ErkertThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, 1982—3EditorialsyjAK* *«' iefcfitiuev* &ooff-6ftAoUrT%$ THtf£KEITH HORVATHState of the Arts herenot state of the artThe Old Saw, ' Those who can’t do, teach” is coming back to haunt ourUniversi-ty. The Humanities Division, chock full of scholars able to analyze the stuffing outof any piece of literature, music or art, seems utterly incapable of organizing aprogram that would encourage the creation of those masterpieces.Of course blame does not lie strictly in the laps of the humanists. On those occa¬sions when they have shown initiative, such as within the Committee on Art andDesign, their actions have been frowned upon by the administration and by themembers of the “hard sciences.” Apparently the contempt artists have tradition¬ally held for academics is becoming mutual. If academics continue to show dis¬dain for student creativity and art in general, they deserve what they get.But students, enthusiastic about the arts and with potential talent, are caught inthe middle. As it stands, an artist can either opt for an outstanding practical edu¬cation at the School of the Art Institute, or he or she can choose a good liberal artseducation at the UC. He cannot have both. Advanced art classes are simply notoffered here.Similarly, budding young writers can enroll in one or two outstanding classeswith Richard Stern, but beyond that they are on their own. One professor told usthat members of the English department were trying to organize a series ofclasses on Drama, both in playwriting and design. They hoped they could pushsuch classes into the curriculum before the powers be noticed and squashed theidea. That members of the faculty should feel so inhibited is deplorable. Yet theunwritten attitude that creative endeavors are somehow beneath the dignity ofthe University have crippled more than one artistic endeavor. So the situationremains, a young writer cannot hope to receive the type of training he might getat any of a dozens of other universities.Students can receive an introduction to the creative arts in many field, eitherthrough introductory courses or extracurricular activities. That is the token al¬lowance the university has made. But those introductory courses are made al¬most ineffective by the lack or any sort of advanced training in any of the creativearts. Judging from the many UC alumni prominant in the arts, it is obvious thatwe have talents to give to the world. It is a shame those talents are not beingdeveloped as they might be.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. Itis published twice a week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. Editorial and business officesare located on the third floor of Ida Noyes Hall, 1212 E. 59th St. Chicago, 60637. Tele¬phone 753-3263. Business office hours are 9:30 to 4:30, Monday through Friday.Chris IsidoreEditorDarrell WuDunnEditor electRobert DeckerManaging EditorAnna FeldmanNews Editor Richard KayeGrey City Journal EditorBecky WoloshinLiterary Review EditorErin CassidyLibrarianAame EliasDesign Directoropy editing; Margo Hablut-Henry OttoBusiness ManagerJay McKenzieAdvertising ManagerLeslie WickOffice ManagerCharlie MencerProduction ManagerSherrie NegreaFeatures EditorAudrey LightSports EditorWilliam MudgePhotography EditorDavid BrooksViewpoints EditorAssociate Editors: Robin Kirk, News; William Rauch,zel, Features; Anna Yamada, Photography.Staff: Edgar Asebey, Lee Badgett, Sheila Black, David Blaszkowsky, George Champ,Kahane Corn, Wally Dabrowski, Jeff Davitz, Teri Drager, Bill Fitzgerald, Sue For-tunato, Caren Gauvreau, Cliff Grammich, John Herrick, Vicki Ho, Keith Horvath,Robert Kahng, Jae-ha Kim, Wayne Klein, Bob LaBelle, Linda Lee, Chris Lesieutre,Kathleen Lindenberger, Bob Nawrocki, Koyin Shih, Donna Shrout, Daniel Staley,Carl Stocking, Jeffrey Taylor, Jeff Terrell, James Thompson, Bob Travis, Aili Tripp,Sheila Westmoreland, Jeff Wolf, George Woodbury.4_The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, 1982 LettersSYL attacksbourgeois justiceTo the Editor:On Friday, May 7, Judge Arthur Ellis ofthe Cook County Circuit Court handed downan atrocious and dangerous decision in thetrial of Paul Harberger for aggravated as¬sault. Harberger had attempted to run hiscar into 25 demonstrators picketing the ap¬pearance of his father, Arnold Harberger, atInternational House on January 28.Judge Ellis admitted that the evidenceagainst Harberger was “consistent,” “com¬pelling,” and “persuasive.” But in an outra¬geous travesty of justice, he dismissed thecharges on a so-called “technicality.” Whileacknowledging that some demonstratorswere endangered that night, Ellis’ “techni¬cality” was that the person who filed thecomplaint, who had jumped in front of thecar to push others out of the way, was “notin danger himself!” The State’s Attorney,stunned by the illogical conclusion, wasquick to point out that someone in front of acareening car pushing others to safety wassurely in danger himself — but it was 5:30 onFriday afternoon, and the case was closed:another example of “bourgeois justice.”The January 28 demonstration was calledby the Spartacus Youth League to protestArnold Harberger’s role as an architect ofthe Chilean junta’s economic program,known as “shock treatment.” While ArnoldHarberger was speaking to a gathering on“Inflation Around theWorld” (i.e. how star¬vation increases profits), his son Paul atfirst tried to get the Chicago cops to stop thelegal and orderly protest. When that failed,he took matters into his own hands. HadPaul Harberger been successful in drivinginto the demonstration, more than likely oneor more of the protestors would have beenfatally injured; he missed killing or maim¬ing them by a matter of feet. These poten¬tially murderous methods could have beenpicked up in Chile, where trade unions andleftist political parties are illegal and gov¬ernment-initiated assassinations are takenfor granted. But it was in Washington, D.C.and not Santiago that prominent Chileanexile Orlando Letelier was assassinated.Judge Ellis’s ruling that lets off Paul Har¬berger is an eerie echo of the release on a“technicality” of two of Letelier’s murder¬ers, who had been found guilty and sen¬tenced to life. And the Milwaukee cops, whokilled 22-year-old Ernest Lacey, a blackman, while arresting him for a crime he wasposthumously cleared of, and who recentlygot off the hook. That’s “bourgeois justice.”Nevertheless, we fight to defend every dem¬ocratic right, and to defend our organiza¬tion, and those who join in our struggles,against victimization. The SpartacistLeague and the SYL intend to explore everylegal recourse to reverse Ellis’ outrageousand dangerous decision. Efforts will contin¬ue to show that Harberger’s active colla¬boration with the bloody Chilean juntamakes him unfit for his academic post.Mark DavidSpartacus Youth LeagueNote: This letter was edited due to length.SG should involvecampus leadersTo the Editor:Once again, the students of the Universityof Chicago have lived through the annualphenomena which in the most pleasant ofterms can be described as SG elections. Asusual, the post-election scene leaves behindcharges of election irregularities, unfairnewspaper coverage, and illegal campaigntechniques. However, it is important thatthese charges and counter charges do notobscure one overriding problem: the factthat barely ten percent of the student popu¬lation participated in the elections. It is thisproblem that we hope the Maroon, the newlyelected officers, and the student body as awhole will concentrate on resolving.The elections are over. It is important thatthe newly elected leaders of SG begin workon overcoming the “credibility gap” whichcontinues to exist between student govern¬ment and its constituency. With all of the “professional politics” which was seen inthis past election, there was a regrettablelack of commitment to action to bridge thegap. Now that the election is over, the stu¬dents of the university deserve to hear a pro¬gram for the future.For the past two years if not longer, SGhas failed to reach out to the students atlarge. We strongly urge the newly electedofficers to seek the opinions of not merelythe SG “clique,” nor their friends, nor justthe ten percent who participated in lastweek’s elections; instead SG must reach outto the entire university community. This is atall order. However, if SG acknowledgesthat there are leaders at the U of C (andthere certainly are), this task will be all theeasier.Student Government can begin the reachout process by consulting with student lead¬ers from house governments, dorm govern¬ments, and clubs. Working together withthis coalition of student leadership, SG canput together an agenda of action for1982-1983; an agenda which SG can be proudof; an agenda which might just bridge thecredibility gap.SG can work. It can be “active”; it can bethe “student voice”; it can provide “studentlife”; it can even provide “honest and re¬spected leadership.” It can and will workwith the support of student leaders and theleadership of responsible SG officers.We, along with all students will be watch¬ing the new SG leadership. We wish themgood luck. We cannot, and will not, allow’ SGto fail for yet another year.Sincerely,David Eichenthal.Shorey House TreasurerLarry Giammo,SG Shoreland RepresentativeDavid BlaszkowskySG Blackstone RepresentativeLiz PuscheckWoodward CourtBrian SelbyBlackstone Hall PresidentSG: campus leadersshould get involvedTo the Editor:Many of us who were here for MemorialDay weekend last year remember the “Me¬morial Affair & Hutchfest” which was spon¬sored by Student Government, FOTA andMAB. It was held on Sunday before Memori¬al Day and was an all day event attended byapproximately 2,000 people including stu¬dents, staff, faculty members and their fam¬ilies. The day began with a brunch in HutchCommons. Adding to the festivities wereclowns, balloons, a magician, a carnivalride and booths sponsored by organizationsand houses involving, from the selling ofhotdogs, soda and eggrolls, to car wreckingand portrait drawing. FOTA arranged anarts and crafts fair while MAB providedmusic all day bringing in bands such asJump in the Saddle, The Famous Potatoes,Bo Diddley and others.This year I had hoped to see the 2nd Annu¬al Memorial Affair as or more successfulthan last year. The committee working onMemorial Day presently consists of threeactive members. There is a block partyplanned for the evening of May 30, spon¬sored by MAB, FOTA, IFC and*SG, but asfor the afternoon events, no dormitory or or¬ganization except the Wind ensemble andOrder of the ‘C* has made a commitment tosponsor an activity. I realize students haveother commitments and it takes time to co¬ordinate an activity with the respectivemembers of dorms and groups, however,with some effort and enthusiasm, Sunday,May 30, could be exciting and fun. Individu¬al houses and organizations must contactthe Student Government office by May 20 ifthey wish to participate. Anyone wishing towork on the planning committee or help onthe day of the event please contact the SGoffice at 753-3273 and leave name andnumber. The life on this campus is as fun asyou make it. A little effort from a lot of peo¬ple goes a long way while a lot of effort froma few people leads to quite a bit of frustra¬tion.Sufia KhanStudent GovernmentViewpoints“Hate race99 threatens both the truth and mankindBy David BrooksNothing is more essential than that permanent, in¬veterate antipathies against particular nations be ex¬cluded and that in place of them just and amicablefeelings toward all should be cultivated. The nationwhich indulges toward another habitual hatred or anhabitual fondness is in some degree a slave. It is aslave to its animosity or to its affection. Antipathy inone against another disposes each more readily tooffer insult and injury.—George WashingtonFarewell AddressDiplomats-speak of the fluctuating relations between na¬tions. In the midst of Nixonian Detente, relations betweenthe U.S. and the Soviet Union were “warm.” After the inva¬sion of Afghanistan, they were “cool.” Had the Russiansinvaded Poland they would have deteriorated still furtherand become “hot.” Diplomatic language belies the actualprejudices which rule our policy toward the Soviet Union.Like the feud between the Hatfields and the McCoys, theSoviet-American rivalry is hallmarked by fear, distrustand hatred. If the Soviet Union were a person, that hatredwould be well-placed, as it is on people who regularly doharm. But because it is a superpower, and because our sur¬vival depends on stable relations with the superpower, wewould serve ourselves well to temper that hatred with a lit¬tle Christian sympathy.Concern over our imminent nuclear self-destruction hasprompted interesting debate over our relations with our ac¬complice in suicide, the Soviet Union. Yet the participantsin this debate have been content to let superficial rational¬izations dominate the controversy, omitting the thirty-yeartradition of anti-Soviet antipathies which have left a perma¬nent scar on the American psyche. Though guilty of thisomission, one of the most interesting articles to appear re¬cently was written by historian extraordinaire, HenrySteele Commager for the Atlantic Monthly. In that essay,Commager listed the assumptions (read prejudices) whichcurrently form the basis of our — he feels misguided —foreign policy.The assumptions are these:• That the world is divided into two great ideologicalpower groups: the U.S., dedicated to freedom, and the Sovi¬et Union, dedicated to slavery.• That the Soviet Union is not only dedicted to the en¬slavement of men but it is godless and deeply immoral.They can never be relied upon to keep their word, obey in¬ternational law, or respond to any form of influence exceptmilitary force.• That the Soviet Union is the mortal enemy of the UnitedStates and that her animosity is implacable.• That we could fight and win a nuclear war — therebyending communist oppression and preserving freedom atthe cost of an “acceptable” 50 to 100 million lives.• That communism can only be countered forcibly, notmorally, culturally, politically or economically.• That the security of the United States is bound up withthe security of all anti-communist states around theworld.• That the U.S. has a special role to play in protectingdemocracies, not only in our own sphere but in Africa andAsia as well.• That any of the fundamental problems that face us canbe resolved within the framework of the nation-state sys¬tem.Up until recently, this list would have summarized theforeign policy of the Reagan administration. That policywas, in its entirety, an anti-Soviet policy; all internationalepisodes were seen in the context of the precarious balanceof power situation. And that situation, or more accurately,that war, had all the moral implications of the conflict inParadise Lost.While Reagan’s ideology remains consistent with thatposture, the rise of the anti-nuclear movement at home andabroad, the president’s declining popularity, the upcomingcongressional elections, and even the ascendency of Alex¬ander Haig have meant a more moderate anti-Soviet posi¬tion. Reagan’s call for the one-third nuclear rollback, hisnewfound willingness to hold no-strings-attached meetingswith the Russians, his decision not to default on the Polishloans, and his quiet response to the Soviet-European pipe¬line all are signs of a less confrontational and emotionallycharged foreign policy. This cooperational spirit, contradicting as it does decadesof right-wing malevolence toward the Soviet Union, is up¬setting many of the people who put Reagan into office, mostnoticeably, the neo-conservatives. In an article in lastweeks New York Times Magazine, Norman Podhoretz, edi¬tor of Commentary and spokesman for the neo-conserva¬tive faction, explains why his clique has fallen out with theReagan Administration on matters of foreign policy.Throughout that article, Podhoretz contrasts the allegedintellectual sophistication of his own position with the sim¬plicity of the Reagan Administration’s. Of the temporaryalliance between Podhoretz and the White House, hewrites:No doubt it was an exaggeration to say that the SovietUnion was behind every crisis on earth; no doubtthere were indigenous local factors that would comeinto play even if the Soviet Union did not exist; nodoubt Soviet involvement in some cases was mini¬mal. Granting all this, Mr. Reagan’s “simplistic”view still seemed to me closer to the truth and a bet¬ter general guide to policy than the equally exag¬gerated localities of so many of his critics.”The Soviet-American rivalry: feud between the Hat¬fields and the McCoys.Yet it is Podhoretz who screams the loudest when Reagancomplicates his position. It is Podhoretz, apparently, whocannot live with a foreign policy which gauges Soviet in¬volvement and does not automatically respond to all inter¬national crises with anti-Soviet rhetoric and policy. That is,given the gauntlet to crusade against slavery and oppres¬sion, Podhoretz claims that Reagan has grown circum¬spect, and thus lethargic and to his mind at least, disloy¬al:The president has said that he welcomes signs of animpending break-up of the Soviet empire from withinand he has looked foward to a time when communismitself would disappear. Yet presented with an enor¬mous opportunity to further the process, what hasPresident Reagan done? Astonishingly, he has turnedthe opportunity down.Reagan’s toothless response to the Polish crises, his emptypromises to the Afghan rebels, his inability to supply armsto the Angolan rebeles have all, Podhoretz continues, be¬come part of a policy of detente toward the Soviet Union, apolicy, he maintains, which ignores Soviet adventurismwhile restraining western policy. Restraining from what? What a policy of cooperation ob¬viously means is that we will not actively work for the de¬struction of the Soviet Union, Podhoretz, with the zeal re¬served for converts, and with a loathing for the Sovietswhich rivals Solzhenitsin’s, cannot live with such restraint.Masked in the clarity of his prose is a profound hatred foreverything Soviet. It was this hatred which made him akindred spirit with Ronald Reagan in the first place and it isthis hatred which makes it impossible for him to toleratethe existence of the Soviet Union one minute longer than hehas to. One admires the members of the New Right for theirfervor and their conviction, but at the same time, their un¬bending resolve, so admirable in times of war, precludesany possibility of a desperatelv needed peace.Such hatred has become the norm in foreign policy con¬frontations on both sides of the Iron Curtain. The presidenthas publicly blamed the Soviet Union for all events abroadadverse to U.S. interests. The Soviets, like opponents in aping pong tourney, responded that the United States alonewas responsible for human rights violations across theglobe. When sane-minded people have concluded that as su¬perpowers both the United States and the Soviet Union arein very difficult positions and have both acted reprehens-ibly, the administration has lashed out at such “mirror¬imaging” and has returned to the good versus evil rheto¬ric.Spiraling public denunciations have spawned a hate race,where national prestige is more important than nationalwelfare. Domestically, Republican sabre rattling has beensuccessful; in a nation where barely a quarter of the popu¬lation can name the countries involved in the SALT negotia¬tions, it is easy to paint a simple-minded picture of the in¬ternational situation. Internationally, of course, we arelosing badly, as votes in the U.N. clearly show.To a large degree, anti-Soviet sentiment, so well cultivat¬ed by the new right, is responsible for Ronald Reagan’s vic¬tory in 1980. And it is this same sentiment which enabledhim to push through a $180 billion nuclear expenditure.What John Foster Dulles wrote in his memoirs about thedawn of the Cold War, Alexander Haig might somedaywrite in his: “We could not adopt an adequate defense posi¬tion without working our people into an emotional state.”Throughout the cold war, hate has been used to blur com¬mon sense. During Reagan's honeymoon, few stopped towonder how $226 billion defense budget would translate intointernational prestige. Few stopped to ask themselveswhether we should be so obsessed about a Soviet invasion ofWestern Europe, or even why the Soviets would want to in¬vade, even had they the capability. Few stopped to inves¬tigate the reasoning behind the assertion that the MX mis¬sile system would translate into a “bargaining chip” onsome future negotiating table. And few stopped to wonderwhy we needed to build a first-strike arsenal — which iswhat a non-mobile MX missile and the stealth bomber rep¬resent. All these measures passed through congress withsudden ease. Now that passions are cooled, people on Capi¬tol Hill are beginning to take a second look, and policy-reversals are being contemplated.It seems that as long as the United States thinks of theSoviet Union in anachronistic good-guy bad-guy terms, wewill tumble onward, weathering storms of passion andperiods of calm readjustment. The hard line conservative’soffer is not one based on strength. It is based on hate A hatethat produces the prejudices listed by Henry Steele Com¬mager. A hate that will infect the thinking of intellectualslike Norman Podhoretz, and most importantly, a hatewhich will preclude any promise of cooperation and stabili¬ty. Freud claimed that Jesus’ advice to love thine enemywas advice that few men could live up to. and hence.Freud’s view of the future of civilization was a pessimisticone. Learning to love the Soviet Union does indeed seen animpossible task. But let us at least not be slaves to ourhate.The Viewpoint* page is a forum for opinion on mattersof public concern. We welcome submissions from stu¬dents, faculty, and staff. We value the unique perspectivethat academic methods can bring to political issues.Submissions should be triple spaced, typed and includethe name and phone number of the author Article* shouldbe mailed or brought to the Maroon office at Ida NoyesHall. 1212 E. 59th St. Publication subject to space limita¬tions.Attention CommutersCOMMUTER CO-OP ELECTIONSToday • 8:30 am - 4 pm • Gates - Blake 1The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, 1982—5Representatives of the E. R. MooreCompany will be in the bookstore,second floor, gift dept., from 8:00a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on Wednesday,Thursday and Friday, May 19, 20, 21to take graduating students cap andgown orders.ORDERING MUST BE DONEAT TfflS TIME ONLYATTENTIONJUNEGRADS ReviewPHOTO BY WILLIAM MUDGEThe Falcon Inn, Hyde Park's newest “campus” bar.Falcon finding home in HPBy Jeff EltonPrior to the opening of the Falcon Inn at1605 East 53rd Street. Hyde Park had threemain ••campus" bars: Jimmy’s, the Coveand the Pub. Jimmy's 'aka The WoodlawnTap) is the classic Hyde Park bar and iswhere one goes for general week-night orSaturday night drinking. Five years fromnow if you are looking for friends that stillhave not graduated or escaped Hyde Park,chances are that you will find them inJimmy's. If you live in the Shoreland or likevideo games the closing of Regenstein willmost likely find you at the Co\e. Finally, thePub. the only bar in a University building, iswhere Ida Noyes groupies and Business stu¬dents initiating the weekend early drink.Classifying the new Falcon is a somewhatmore difficult task.The Falcon owners are making a veryserious attempt to cater to what they con¬sider student tastes and interests. The inte¬rior is partially from the old and much lovedEagle and partially the product of the cur¬rent video game mania. It seems designedto appeal to those that find a certain har¬mony between a mahogany central bar withsurrounding Tudor style plaster walls andthe spectacular graphics of Donkey Kong.Other than the free popcorn and a birdname there exist few similarities betweenthe Falcon and the old Eagle. The relaxedatmosphere of hardwood floors, stainedglass, imported beers and matronly bar¬tenders that was the Eagle is not capturedby the Falcon. In some senses it may havebeen a mistake for the owners to try to makeany connection between the two establish¬ments because what they seem to be tryingto create is entirely different.The Falcon is a very up-beat bar thatserves four domestic beers on tap as well asfood from a grill. The food is simple andgood, consisting of hamburgers, hot dogs,Italian beef and similar foods. Late nighteaters should know that no food is servedpast 11 p.m. The juke box is going constantlyand contains many good classical jazz selec¬tions as well as contemporary rock and Sin¬ atra's “New York”. Prices are similar tothe Pub and Jimmy’s and the free popcornis alwavs available.The first thing that you will notice as youwalk into the Falcon is that there are essen¬tially two rooms — one in which the bar isand the other filled with tables and videogames. The bar room is primarily inhabitedby the long term Hyde Park residents andother "locals.” The area with tables seemsto almost entirely be filled with Universitystudents. The Falcon spent its first fewweeks seemingly testing who its primaryclientele would be. The current mixture ofpeople seems to indicate that the Falcon willbecome a genuinely student bar. The cur¬rent mixture of the Falcon also gives it apositive atmosphere unlike any other bar inHyde Park.The weekend starts on Wednesday at theFalcon and until closing Saturday the placeis packed. There is probably less seatingarea than at any other student bar in HydePark which leaves many people standingand socializing in the large open areas.In about two weeks the Falcon will be hav¬ing a special beer night on either Monday orTuesday. Rather than the normal S3.50 andup pitcher, beer will be S2.50 a pitcher and 50cents a glass. There will be similar specialsthroughout the summer. The owners of theFalcon are also the owners of K & G Realty.I have heard some lighthearted talk of K &G giving a coupon for two free pitchers to allthose that rent an apartment from them.It seems that the Falcon owners are deter¬mined that Hyde Park has a fourth majorcampus bar. They have hired students toboth bartend and watch over the tables.They are giving discounts on beer and cater¬ing the music and atmosphere to what theyfeel students want. It is very obvious whenyou are there that you are wanted. Few stu¬dents seem to know too much about the Fal¬con but it does deserve a visit. The businessat Jimmy's and the other area bars will notsuffer but maybe their burgers will becomea little less greasy.Publication NoteThe Maroon will publish five more issues this quarter. Onthe remaining Tuesdays and Fridays in May, our regularnews issues will appear. There will ncrt be an issue on thefirst Tuesday of June. That Friday, June 4, the quarterlyChicago Literary’ Review will appear, marking the lastscheduled publication date for spring quarter.6—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, 1982CampusShow gets down to businessKatherine Hepburn, recent Oscar winner, paid a visit midday yesterday to the Orien¬tal Institute. She is shown here admiring the art in the Institute s gift shop.By Anna FeldmanTo dispel their “dry image” with a burstof “remarkable creativity,” students in theGraduate School of Business will present theGSB Follies tonight and Saturday at 8 p.m.in Mandel Hall.The cast and crew of the Follies have beenpreparing the show since October, whenwriters began the script. About 50 studentsand 6 professors have participated in somecapacity, from acting to stagework, fromchoreography to marketing. Daryl Mataras-so and Leight Meriwether are co-produc¬ers.“It’s wonderful to know that people in theB-school have theatre backgrounds,” saidMatarasso. “They are creative and excitingpeople, but no one knows it.”SGContinued from page oneAccording to Campbell, even though threeconstitencies lost representatives when thevoting populations were re-figured, only oneof the losses would affect an elected repre-sentative. Breckenridge/Black-stone/Greenwood, elected two representa¬tives, and should have only elected one. Theother areas losing seats did not elect enoughrepresentatives anyway. The School of So¬cial Service Administration (SSA) did nothave any candidates, so a drop from two toone seats is not serious. In the BiologicalScience division, only one candidate turnedin petitions, so the drop from two to one seatagain does not seriously affect that race.For the other three affected areas. Shore-land, Other College and the Business School,which gained representatives, none of themhad more candidates than seats under thenew system. The show is entitled “Life in the FaustLane,” and while she could not disclose theplot, Matarasso did tell the theme of theshow. “It’s a Faustian theme, about sellingyour soul to the Devil for your MBA,” shesaid, and it presents a sideways view ofGSB.Matarasso said that students in GSB seethemselves as future professionals. “Assuch, there's a certain image that we try toconform to. Sometimes, we come off lookinglike little bankers in conservative suits andwhite shirts. The show is, among otherthings, a public statement that there’s moredepth to us than this dry image wouldimply.”The projected cost for the production is$2800. “We financed it by taking out an inter¬est-free loan from our student governmentand by selling stock.” said Matarasso.“Last year, our stockholders got back $23 oneach $10 investment.” This year, the Folliesagain sold stock, and the 80 shares were soldout in 45 minutes.The expected ticket sale income, based onselling a 70 percent house each night, is$3056. “The difference between the incomeand expenses will become dividends to ourshareholders,” said Matarasso. “This is abig production. That's a big budget, and alot of people."Matarasso said that, contrary to popularbelief, “the show isn’t riddled with in-jokesthat an outsider wouldn't understand. Any¬one that knows a B-schooler will appreciatethe humor.Meriwether said that “the creative talentis just amazing. It’s been a ready good timeputting this show together.”Tickets to the Follies are available atReynolds Club and at the door for $4.arooTuesday, May 25The Year In ReviewThe Tuesday, May 25th Maroon will contain a special sec¬tion, The Year In Review. Sales of this section will be han¬dled separately; normal rates apply. Contact .Jay McKen¬zie, Advertising Manager, at 753-3263 for moreinformation.Publication will resume Friday, July 2, and continue eachFriday through August 6. ORIENTAL CARPETSDAVID A. BRADLEY 288-0524Open House, May 15 & 16(See our Classified Ad for more information)ATTENTIONJUNEGRADSRepresentatives of the E. R. MooreCompany will be in the bookstore,second floor, gift dept., from 8:00a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on Wednesday,Thursday and Friday, May 19, 20, 21to take graduating students cap andgown orders.ORDERING MUST BE DONEAT THIS TIME ONLYj ReviewPHOTO BY WILLIAM MUDGEThe Falcon Inn, Hyde Park’s newest “campus” bar.Falcon finding home in HPBy Jeff EltonPrior to the opening of the Falcon Inn at1605 East 53rd Street, Hyde Park had threemain “campus” bars: Jimmy’s, the Coveand the Pub. Jimmy’s (aka The WoodlawnTap) is the classic Hyde Park bar and iswhere one goes for general week-night orSaturday night drinking. Five years fromnow if you are looking for friends that stillhave not graduated or escaped Hyde Park,chances are that you will find them inJimmy’s. If you live in the Shoreland or likevideo games the closing of Regenstein willmost likely find you at the Co\ e. Finally, thePub, the only bar in a University building, iswhere Ida Noyes groupies and Business stu¬dents initiating the weekend early drink.Classifying the new Falcon is a somewhatmore difficult task.The Falcon owners are making a veryserious attempt to cater to what they con¬sider student tastes and interests. The inte¬rior is partially from the old and much lovedEagle and partially the product of the cur¬rent video game mania. It seems designedto appeal to those that find a certain har¬mony between a mahogany central bar withsurrounding Tudor style plaster walls andthe spectacular graphics of Donkey Kong.Other than the free popcorn and a birdname there exist few similarities betweenthe Falcon and the old Eagle. The relaxedatmosphere of hardwood floors, stainedglass, imported beers and matronly bar¬tenders that was the Eagle is not capturedby the Falcon. In some senses it may havebeen a mistake for the owners to try to makeany connection between the two establish¬ments because what they seem to be tryingto create is entirely different.The Falcon is a very up-beat bar thatserves four domestic beers on tap as well asfood from a grill. The food is simple andgood, consisting of hamburgers, hot dogs,Italian beef and similar foods. Late nighteaters should know that no food is servedpast 11 p.m. The juke box is going constantlyand contains many good classical jazz selec¬tions as well as contemporary rock and Sin¬ atra's “New York”. Prices are similar tothe Pub and Jimmy’s and the free popcornis alwavs available.The first thing that you will notice as youwalk into the Falcon is that there are essen¬tially two rooms — one in which the bar isand the other filled with tables and videogames. The bar room is primarily inhabitedby the long term Hyde Park residents andother “locals.” The area with tables seemsto almost entirely be filled with Universitystudents. The Falcon spent its first fewweeks seemingly testing who its primaryclientele would be. The current mixture ofpeople seems to indicate that the Falcon willbecome a genuinely student bar. The cur¬rent mixture of the Falcon also gives it apositive atmosphere unlike any other bar inHyde Park.The weekend starts on Wednesday at theFalcon and until closing Saturday the placeis packed. There is probably less seatingarea than at any other student bar in HydePark which leaves many people standingand socializing in the large open areas.In about two weeks the Falcon will be hav¬ing a special beer night on either Monday orTuesday. Rather than the normal $3.50 andup pitcher, beer will be $2.50 a pitcher and 50cents a glass. There will be similar specialsthroughout the summer. The owners of theFalcon are also the owners of K & G Realty.I have heard some lighthearted talk of K &G giving a coupon for two free pitchers to allthose that rent an apartment from them.It seems that the Falcon owners are deter¬mined that Hyde Park has a fourth majorcampus bar. They have hired students toboth bartend and watch over the tables.They are giving discounts on beer and cater¬ing the music and atmosphere to what theyfeel students want. It is very obvious whenyou are there that you are wanted. Few stu¬dents seem to know too much about the Fal¬con but it does deserve a visit. The businessat Jimmy's and the other area bars will notsuffer but maybe their burgers will becomea little less greasy.hicagoPublication NoteThe Maroon will publish five more issues this quarter. Onthe remaining Tuesdays and Fridays in May, our regularnews issues will appear. There will not be an issue on thefirst Tuesday of June. That Friday, June 4, the quarterlyChicago Literary Review will appear, marking the lastscheduled publication date for spring quarter.6—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, 1982—-—— CampusShow gets down to businessKatherine Hepburn, recent Oscar winner, paid a visit midday yesterday to the Orien¬tal Institute. She is shown here admiring the art in the Institute’s gift shop.By Anna FeldmanTo dispel their “dry image" with a burstof “remarkable creativity," students in theGraduate School of Business will present theGSB Follies tonight and Saturday at 8 p.m.in Mandel Hall.The cast and crew of the Follies have beenpreparing the show since October, whenwriters began the script. About 50 studentsand 6 professors have participated in somecapacity, from acting to stagework, fromchoreography to marketing. Daryl Mataras-so and Leight Meriwether are co-produc¬ers.“It's wonderful to know that people in theB-school have theatre backgrounds," saidMatarasso. “They are creative and excitingpeople, but no one knows it."SGContinued from page oneAccording to Campbell, even though threeconstitencies lost representatives when thevoting populations were re-figured, only oneof the losses would affect an elected repre-sentative. Breckenridge/Black-stone/Greenwood, elected two representa¬tives, and should have only elected one. Theother areas losing seats did not elect enoughrepresentatives anyway. The School of So¬cial Service Administration (SSA) did nothave any candidates, so a drop from two toone seats is not serious. In the BiologicalScience division, only one candidate turnedin petitions, so the drop from two to one seatagain does not seriously affect that race.For the other three affected areas. Shore-land, Other College and the Business School,which gained representatives, none of themhad more candidates than seats under thenew system. The show is entitled “Life in the FaustLane,” and while she could not disclose theplot, Matarasso did tell the theme of theshow. “It’s a Faustian theme, about sellingyour soul to the Devil for your MBA,” shesaid, and it presents a sideways view ofGSB.Matarasso said that students in GSB seethemselves as future professionals. “Assuch, there’s a certain image that we try toconform to. Sometimes, we come off lookinglike little bankers in conservative suits andwhite shirts. The show is, among otherthings, a public statement that there’s moredepth to us than this dry image wouldimply."The projected cost for the production is$2800. “We financed it by taking out an inter¬est-free loan from our student governmentand by selling stock," said Matarasso.“Last year, our stockholders got back $23 oneach $10 investment." This year, the Folliesagain sold stock, and the 80 shares were soldout in 45 minutes.The expected ticket sale income, based onselling a 70 percent house each night, is$3056. “The difference between the incomeand expenses will become dividends to ourshareholders," said Matarasso. “This is abig production. That’s a big budget, and alot of people."Matarasso said that, contrary to popularbelief, “the show isn't riddled with in-jokesthat an outsider wouldn't understand. Any¬one that knows a B-schooler will appreciatethe humor.Meriwether said that “the creative talentis just amazing. It’s been a ready good timeputting this show together."Tickets to the Follies are available atReynolds Club and at the door for $4.MaroonTuesday, May 25The Year In ReviewThe Tuesday, May 25th Maroon will contain a special sec¬tion, The Year In Review. Sales of this section will be han¬dled separately; normal rates apply. Contact Jay McKen¬zie, Advertising Manager, at 753-3263 for moreinformation.Publication will resume Friday, July 2, and continue eachFriday through August 6. ORIENTAL CARPETSDAVID A. BRADLEY 2118-0524Open House, May 15 & 16(See our Classified Ad for more information)iHither and YonHarvard Law report fuels debateThe Harvard University Law school, abattleground for inter-facultv squabbles formore than a decade, has fueled the fires ofits own factionalism by releasing a long-awaited report on the future of legal educa¬tion. The report, authored by a faculty com¬mittee headed Frank Michelman,recommended a curricular change awayfrom the traditional case method andtoward an emphasis in practical trainingand theoretical and political foundations.The report, covered extensively in theNew York Times, comes in the middle of aperiod hallmarked by what Assistant DeanCharles Nesson calls “Vilification of the op¬position, name calling, back stabbing andcharacter assassination."Committee Chair Michelman responds,saying, “There is a general state of fermentin bar circles, law school circles and thepublic at large, concerning legal education.We were appointed to take a very globalview of the school’s academic program, toconsider where it’s at and where it’s head¬ing to.”Noting a “marked decline" in student in¬terest between the first and third years, asreflected in diminished class attendanceand preparation, and recognizing that 80%of Harvard Law graduates now choose ca¬reers in the corporate world, the committeeurged a broader curricular inquiry into theoperation of the legal system, using suchtheoretical tools as history, political scienceand sociology. It also recommended ex¬panded practical, hands-on experience asan incentive for public service.The report was taken as vindication forthe liberal factions of the faculty, whosecriticism of the case method has becomelouder in recent years. Conservative profes¬sors, on the other hand, lament what theycall “this unhappy deviation from scholarlyideals.”Some lawyers associated with the Univer¬sity, such as Clinton Bamberger doubt the sincerity of the proposed reforms, “Har¬vard as an institution does not have thecourage to make an explicit commitment tohelping the disadvantaged through the lawbecause it is captured by the system.”Still others responded in a typically Har-vardian fashion, that is to say, conceitedand incoherently: “We are an academic in¬stitution, and it’s not clear that clinicaltraining is something that we do well. Whenyou get to a less distinguished institution,iess replete with scholars on the intellectualfrontiers, that point becomes a little less co¬gent,” said Professor Carl Fried.The report is expected to have an influ¬ence on legal education nationwide.Lottery crackdownResidential Living officials at theUniversity of Pennsylvania have tried tocrack down on the selling, transfer, andcopying of tickets for the campus roomlottery. Only two-thirds of the students whowant them will be able to have on-campusroom, and those who do not receive a roommay place themselves on a waiting list.The University uses computerized ticketsto place students in the lottery in anattempt to keep “students with a financialadvantage from 'buying' preferredrooms.” The crackdown began afterposters on campus and advertisements inthe school’s newspaper appeared askingpeople to trade or sell tickets.NU housing woesHousing shortages in NorthwesternUniversity forced the conversions of somedormitory lounges into student rooms thisyear. The cost of lounge living was threedollars a night, far less than that of aregular room, but one student who lived inlounges for most of his first yearcomplained about the “roomate roulette"that the housing office subjected him to, and the fact that other students freelywalked into the lounge, not realizing that itwas a student’s room. But he did counthimself lucky to have had the lounge tohimself at one point — most loungeshoused three or four studentsRace to the barsAlthough it is known as the Phi Psi 500,the race sponsored by Pennsylvania StateUniversity’s Phi Kappa Psi fraternity isonly 1.1 miles long, to downtown bars andback. Co-sponsored by the fraternity andthe Schlitz Brewing Company, the racerequires that each participant chug a10-ounce glass of beer or soda at each ofthe five bars along the route, paying fiftycents per glass. About 1,800 runners areexpected to participate in eight categorieswith all but one category — the AnythingGoes category, judged on team costuming— being timed. Most of the $20,000 thefraternity hopes to raise will go to theEaster Seal Society, but $1,000 has been“Elegant Violence”The Washington State University rugbyclub is in trouble stemming from a songpublished in the Washington StateInvitational Rugby Tournament program,“Elegant Violence.” The song, entitled “IDon’t Want to Go to Jail,” told intwenty-six lines how a man could tortureand kill a woman. The page on which thesong was printed was torn out of theprograms before they were distributed, butThe Women’s Coalition has published aflyer demanding a public apology for thesong, and calls for the removal of theteam’s coach if such an apology is notmade.Checking bad checksMore University of Southern Californiastudents are passing bad checks, theGamecock reported two weeks ago. Thispast school year over 7,000 bad checkswere returned to the University, totalling some $1,250,000. Most of the checks werewritten as tuition payments at thebeginning of the semester. Students havefifteen days to pay off the amount of thebad check, plus an added daily fee, andthen is served with a warrant to appear incourt. The offense then becomes part ofthe student’s criminal record. USC’streasurer said that the problem ofreturned checks is so great that one personis employed full-time to handle them all.Coed not defamedA University of South Carolina coed losther suit against the school’s newspaper,The Gamecock, in which she charged thenewspaper invaded her privacy anddefamed her for publishing a photographof her as a contestant in a local wet T-shirtcontest in 1980. After the photograph firstappeared, which was taken while the coedwas vacationing in Fort Lauderdale, sheappeared in a similar contest and thephotograph was reprinted. As a result ofthe two printings “of her nude photographwithout consent”, the coed charged herreputation had been damaged. The judgein the case dismissed the case because hesaid that since the coed voluntarilyparticipated in the contest and knew thatshe was exposing herself in a public place,she had waived her rights to privacy.Beached BuckeyesPossibly the largest beach party not tobe held on a beach took place at the OhioUniversity at Athens, Ohio. The revelers —most of whom were dresseed in swimsuits,,shorts, and suntan oil — crowded nearly2,000 strong into a local arena which hadbeen transformed into a beach by use ofHawaiian backdrops, Beach Boys music,and nearly 400,000 pound of sand.Fluorescent lights provided “sunshine,”students provided sand sculptures, and alocal restaurant provided seafood. Therewas also a volleyball net and a Mr. OUcontest.ATTENTION GRADUATE STUDENTSREADING FRENCHPreparatory Course forThe Foreign Language Reading ExaminationGraduate students who wish to prepare for the Foreign Language Reading Examscheduled in Summer, 1982, can now register for a course especially designed tomeet their need.The University Office of Continuing Education, in cooperation with the Department ofRomance Languages and Literatures is offering on campus a NON-CREDIT course,equivalent to a two quarter sequence, spanning a 6 week period.FR 106 Reading French for Graduate Students - M-F 9:30-12:00 AMJune 21-July 30*Cobb - Room 201The fee is $175 for the 6-week course. NO REFUNDS AFTER THE FIRST WEEK.N.B. University of Chicago student aid funds cannot be used for non-credit courses.Courses must have a minimum enrollment of 15 students. Pre-registration is,therefore, essential. Absolutely no auditors. If you wish to register please fill out thebottom portion and complete your registration as soon as possible at:CCE, 1307 East 60th St,, Room 121 M-F between 9 AM to 5 PMDeadline for registration is June 4,1982. 753-3137•The Reading examination in French will be given by the Test Administration on Mon¬day, August 2, 1982. Classes have been arranged to avoid conflict with regularlyscheduled classes, and to end immediately prior to the Reading Exam for optimalresults. For further information concerning Reading Examinations, consult the Sum¬mer Quarter Time Schedules or call Test Administration, RC 201,962-8350.University of Chicago RegistrationReading FrenchNAME: LOCAL PHONE:LOCAL ADDRESS.PERMANENT ADDRESS: ZIP: ZIP CODE:_ PHONE:DO YOU EXPECT TO TAKE THE READING EXAM IN SUMMER, 1 £ 82?Fee: Processed by: Date.Jl&ctuAJL-THE JEWS AMP THEIN 20™ CENT AMERICAvPROF. ARTHUR UEBMAnI , T>EPT. OF SoCic-l.^,Sony - Binghamton/ } author ofTHE JEWS amp the \JcPr .FRIDAY MAY m • 8 HF p/^.HlLLEL - 5? 15 5. WOOPIAuUn] c/a* /: • i*..;: r;,4V.% «‘ir.8—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, 1982GREY CITY JOURNAL14 May 1982 • 14th YearA New Exhibit at the Renaissance SocietyBy Nikolai KatzPaintings, drawings, photographs,laminated wax, video Film and NewSheldon wet/dry vacuum cleaners areon display at the Bergman Galleryuntil June 12th. "Art and the Media,"organized by Susanne Ghez and Thom¬as Lawson, contains the work of twentyNew York artists who want to rescueall of us from the pervasive rhetoric ofthe mass media. Their figures andimages are not interested in representi¬ng the real world, but in analyzing theforms of representation upon which ourmass media culture builds.The assumption behind the show isthat the media is an oppressive forcethat invades every aspect of our dailylives, that deprives us of our originalityand distorts our perception of theworld. The show is a self-conscious so¬ciological critique that aims, as Thom¬as Lawson writes in his catalogueessay, at deconstructing the "authori¬tarian repression inherent in the formsof representation which describe ourculture." These artists attempt tobring us closer to a realization of howmedia keeps us one step removed fromreality.The works deal with the movies, tele¬vision, newspapers, and advertising.Thomas Lawson paints enlarged ver¬sions of newspaper photos. "Don't HitHer Again," originally in the New YorkPost, is a picture of a child with a blackeye. Sarah Charlesworth's photogra¬phic mural print of a suicide from anapartment tower in Los Angeles is en¬larged enough to make the scene al¬most indiscernible, but retains theemotional charge that made this trage¬dy consumable to the media. BarbaraKruger places slogans on large photo¬stats that beg allegorical associations,but remain uncertain and doubtful."You Take Pleasure in the loss ofOthers" is the caption on a photostat ofa glass of milk spilling. "Your EveryWish is our Command" accompaniesthe clasping hands of a man and achild. Donald Baechler's "Don's Di¬lemma I and II" are enlarged iconsfrom the yellow pages. He takes theseicons from the passionless peace of yel¬low imperturbability and returns themto the seductive chaos of commonsense. Richards Jarden uses wax re¬liefs to approximate the striated imageof color TV. Jack Goldsteins black andwhite bomber paintings are as artifi¬cial as the movies they refer to.Many of the works have referentsthat are less obvious than these, suchas Frank Majorie's photos of a redrose, Richard Prince's rephotographedphotographs, and Troy Brauntuch'smeticulous pencil drawings in perverseperspective. My immediate reaction toJeff Koons' sculpture, which consists ofthree New Sheldon wet/dry vacuumcleaners encased in plexiglass and illu¬minated by neon lights, was delirousconfusion. (Then I began to wish Icould borrow one of them just for a dayso that I could clean my new camel hair Beyond the Mass Mediarug.) David Salle's "We'll Shake theBag", with its collage of diverse andempty points of view, can rescue all ofus from the impossible madness ofmedia backwash.These works play on the empty, em¬balmed, emasculated sentiments andobsessive commercial attractions ofthe media. The pieces are deceptive be¬cause they allow for no easy ideologicalreading, and the artists acknowledgethe ironic fate that may await their work as it is recycled into the massmedia world of commercial art. Theytry to negate the power of the media bymaking its message doubtful and un¬certain.The problem with the "Art and theMedia" is that the deeply pessimisticpremise tends to limit the content of theworks displayed. Fortunately, the in¬tent of these artists is not always assimple as the catalogue essay implies.The most interesting works are those that don't get stuck on the notion thatit's impossible to create original artworks in a mass media culture.But this is one of the more interestingshows the Bergman Gallery has hadthis year. There will be two screeningsof film and video by Michael Smith,and Dara Birnbaum on May 16th and23rd from 12 to 4 p.m. The RenaissanceSociety is open 10-4 pm Tues Sat, andSundays noon until 4, on Cobb Hall's 4thfloor./1 i 11 i i iti i 1111 i i i~rTonight - John Landis’ hysterical movie aboutAN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON at 7:15and 9:30.Then, the worst movie ever made, and for that reasonmore than worth seeing, PLAN 9 FROMOUTER SPACE at midnight. (Sep. adm.)Sunday - Maria Callas in her first and only movie, PierPaolo Pasolini’s MEDEA at 8:00.All films in Cobb Hall.11111 i~f~^ DOC FILMSW'MWF* ^ 1 -• }nrvn ■NOAH’S FLOODAn Opera by Benjamin BrittenSaturday, May 22, 8 p.m.Sunday, May 23, 4 p.m.Rockefeller Memorial Chapel5850 S. Woodlawn Ave.Admission by ticket, free of chargeFor information, call 753-3383ASIAN ARTSOF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOpresents aCONCERT OF INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSICSarod Recital ByRajeev Takanatha disciple of USTAD ALIAKBAR KHANAccompanied On The Tabla By Paul RamanFRIDAY, MAY 14thJndson CommonsBurton-Judson Courts1005 East 60th Street 8 P.M.Free and Open tothe public mThe FirstDorothy PriceMemorial LectureinReproductive BiologyMonday, May 17, 1982Erman Biology Center, Room 1054:30 P.M.Dr. Susumu OhnoCity of Hope Research InstituteDuarte, CaliforniaIDENTIFICATION OF A Y-LINKED MALE-DETERMININC. GENEAND TESTICULAR ORGANOGENESISTea and Coffee at 4:00 P.M. in Erman 207THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOORGANIZATION OF BLACK STUDENTSpatxMTs JtitmTHIRD WORLDARTS CRAFTS FOOD MUSICim/w us mgg12=00 noon to 6 00 pm.HUJinsiH] eoy^T57— 8 UNIVERSITY AVE. (REYNOLDS CLUB)FILMEraserhead This graphic & highlyoriginal 1977 cult classic by Elephant Man director David Lynchdefies description. It offers thestrangest baby ever seen any¬where and the most bizarre din¬ner party on record. By turns it ishilarious, grotesque, disturbing,and absurd. The vaporizer scenewill make you want to laugh orcry. You may be able to do nei¬ther. I'm not sure what the film isabout except that I now know howpencil eraserheads are made. Mybrother frantically called melong distance after seeing it andsaid everything that one realis¬tically need know: "It's unques¬tionably the weirdest movie Ihave ever seen. But you shouldwarn people before seeing it notto go alone or do any drugs." atthe Parkway, Clark & Diversey,showing with George Romero'sNight of the Living Dead. Friday,May 14: Eraserhead — 3:10, 6:40,10:10; Night — 1:30, 5:00, 8:30— B.K.An American Werewolf in London(Landis, 1981). On its seriouslevel this film is in the camp ofAltered States, Cat People andother such works which graphically show the transformation ofnormal human beings into bloodthirsty animals. Here the catalyst is a werewolf that attackstwo young Yanks on a rainy full-moon evening in the Yorkshiremoors. The sole survivor ishounded by nasty dreams, visi¬tors and premonitions of what hewill soon become. One has to believe Landis finds something sig¬nificant about a couple of Jewishstudents in down jackets andbackpacks turning intowerewolves. Perhaps they sig¬nify an embittered English viewof the all destructive power ofcrass Americana? Or maybethere is symbolism in their fatalouster from the pub The Slaughtered Lamb? In any case as aserious horror film An AmericanWerewolf offers ample amountsof carnage and some stunningspecial effects. However, theswitch from serious suspense tosatire is not always smooth or appropriate. Landis shows toomuch of the werewolf to createlasting suspense, yet in such aserious way as not to make thefilm's excesses of violence andgore very funny. Despite the feeble dialogue and weak character¬izations (the mysterious publocals doing an extreme StrawDogs number on their visitorsand the sensuous nurse recitinglove lines more fitting for PrivateLessons), Landis should bepriased for attempting to rejuvenate this overwrought genre offilmmaking. Fri., May 14th at7:15 and 9:30. $2.00 DOC — JMC.Plan 9 from Outer Space EdwardD. Wood, 1956). Very possibly theworst Hollywood film ever made.Everything here is low-budget, from the WWII stock battle footage to flying saucers that makethe ones in Flash Gordon look re¬alistic. Bela Lugosi agreed to dothe film as a favor to Wood, buthe died fter the first day of shoot¬ing, leaving behind only somefootage of him walking round hishouse and a shot of him going intoa graveyard holding a cape overhis face. Wood repeats the lattershot several times, and the rest ofLugosi's role is played by anactor who has to keep his cape infront of his face at all times. Thesupporting cast includes a 290 lb.cueball named Tor Johnson and awoman named Vampira whobears a striking resemblance toMorticia from The Adams Fami¬ly. The plot concerns an alienplan to turn dead Earthlings intozombies and have them kill livingEarthlings in order to preventthem from using nuclear weap¬ons. An American classic. Fri.,May 14th at midnight. S2.00 DOC- JS.Superman, the Movie (RichardDonner). The famed comic herofor the past forty years comes tothe screen in an imaginativescience-fiction fantasy. MarlonBrando portrays Superman's fa¬ther and leading scientist of thedoomed planet Krypton. Chris¬topher Reeve is the Man of Steel,disguised as Clark Kent — morepowerful than a locomotive adnauseum. Also so with GeneHackman and Margot Kidder.Sat., May 15th at 7:00 and 9:30 inQuantrell. $2.00. An IHC filmsponsored by Upper Wallace andMead Houses.Night of the Living Dead (GeorgeRomero). The story concerns oneof mankind's oldest fears — thatthe dead may rise again to preyupon the living. Here atomic testscause a disease whereby the deadcome back to life to devour theliving. Ordinary people, utteringloud and banal cries of anguish,are cornered in an abandonedfarmhouse by marauding flesh-eaters. Little do they realize thatone of their number has been bitten by an earlier encounter withthe ghouls and is slowly contracting the dreaded disease. Thispopular piece of schlock horrorbreaks every taboo — from can¬nibalism to incest. The sceneswith the silent mutants doingtheir zombie dance are exquisite,even though the acting of the unknown cast leaves something to bedesired. Sat., May 15th at midnight in Quantrell. $2.00 or $1.50with Superman ticket stub. AnIHC film sponsored by UpperWallace and Mead houses.Medea (Pier Paolo Pasolini, 1969):Pasolini's way with a literaryclassic is to reduce it to its mostvisceral level. In Medea, as in Oedipus Rex, The Decameron, andThe Gospel According to SaintMatthew, he pumps up the storywith a lot of primitivistic pompand heavy breathing, whichworks just fine insofar as it getsto the heart of the Medea myth's Shock Corridoralmost primal emotional appeal.Maria Callas makes a superblycommanding Medea — shedoesn't need to sing a note to convince one that her rage is truly ofepic proportions. Pasolini'scharacteristic genital obsessionis happily lacking here, and hispolitical thrust is (quite appropriately) limited to seeing every¬thing as a power struggle. But despite Pasolini's strenuous effortsto bring an old story to life, it'sstill a sterile and pedestrian film,redeemed by one extraordinaryperformance. Sunday, May 16, at8 in Quantrell. Doc; $2.00 —MABringing Up Baby (Howard Hawks1938). Despite having won herfirst Oscar in 1932 for MorningGlory as well as a number of excellent performances in otherfilms, Katharine Hepburn had,for some reason, become box office poison in the late thirties.Bringing Up Baby, her first comedy, rescued her career. Hepburnplays an heiress whose dogGeorge steals a bone that paleontologist Cary Grant has just acquired, the last bone he needed tocomplete a dinosaur skeleton.Grant subsequently discoversthat Hepburn has another pet,this one a leopard called Baby,and the resulting madness is ex¬tremely funny. Director Hawkshere introduces what was to become a standard comic theme forhim, that of the destruction ofdignity: the scientist falling inthe mud and down stairs, etc.Garbing Grant in a woman'sdressing gown was a bit thatworked so well that it becamenearly the whole plot of / Was AMale War Bride. Hepburn andGrant are splendid together —not even Spencer Tracy couldprovide this sort of comic part¬ nership for Kate — and the mar¬velous supporting cast includesCharles Ruggles, Barry Fitzgerald, May Robson, Walter Catlett, and Fritz Field. LSF Sat. 15May 7:15 & 9:30 p.m., Sund. 16May 8:30 p.m. — SWShock Corridor (Samuel Fuller,1963) Perhaps one of this director's most hyperbolic, maniacaland relentless works, Shock Corridor stars Peter Beck as an investigative reporter who commits himself to an asylum inorder to apprehend a murderer.During his internment the "hero"encounters inmates whose men¬tal illnesses are absurdly derivedfrom diffuse social factors: hemeets an American soldier whodefected to Communism in Koreaand now believes he's a Confederate general; a black man whoruns around in a KKK uniformlynching other black inmates;and an atomic scientist whose regressed into infantilism. Al¬though most would point to OneFlew Over the Cookoo's Nest,with its attempt to make the insane truly human, as the quintessential film about the hypocracies and atrocities of America'smental "health" institutions,Shock Corridor incorporates andexplores the social issues whichCookoo's Nest side steps. Fullerrecognizes the extent to which theclynical definitions of insanityapply even to those who are ex-tensibly content and functional.By emphasizing human role-playing, for example, Fuller depicts the mental hospital as a concentrated version of the outsideworld: the roles we all play, likeour heroes and heroines on thesilver screen, are forever holdingus in precarious balance betweenour physical limitations and imaginative creations. Andthough Fuller doesn't posit onerealm over the other, he does recognize the consequences of thediscrepancy. Highly recommend¬ed. Mon., May 17 at 8 pm. Doc. S2— RMTHEATERCourt Studio Sam Shepherd's TheUnseen Hand and Out at Sea bySalwomir Mrozek will be perfarmed May 14 16 and 2123 at theReynold's Club Theater. Directedby Steve Schroer.MUSICCantate Voci: A Song Recital Another Friday afternoon concert inGoodspeed Recital Hall takesplace on May 14th at 3:00 p.m.Lorene Richardson, contraltoand Elizabeth young, mezzo soprano will give a program ofworks by Bach, Dowland, Dufay,Furante, Gero, Gluck, Handel,Scarlatti, and Vivaldi. Admissionto Goodspeed Recital hall, asusual, is free.Music For Violin And Piano will beperformed by Linda Chessick andMargaret Perkins on Saturday,May 15th at 8:00 p.m. in Goodspeed Recital Hall. Works will inelude sonatas by Bach and Hindemith, Dvorak's Romanze Op. 11,and Bartok's Rumanian FolkDances. The public is invited andadmission is free.Jazz in the Afternoon. There will beanother out door jazz sessionwith the Jim Goodkind Quartet,with Dave Dorset on guitar, CurtBly on bass, Peter O'Neill on saxand flute, and Jim Goodkind oncontinued on page 5Editor: Richard KayeFilm Editor: Jim CrottyBook Editor: John EganTheatre Editor: Keith FlemingArt Editor: Ari KambourisClassical Music Editor: Robin MitchellFiction and Poetry Editor: Paul O'Donnell .Photography Editor: Nina BermanProduction: Nadine McGann, David Miller, Max SandersStaff: Mike Alper, David Brooks, Pat Cannon, Charles Coleman,Kira Foster, James Goodkind, Sarah Herndon, Michael Honigs-berg, Richard Martin, Vincent Michael, Jeff Makos, Beth Miller,Pat O'Connell, Sharon Peshkin, Judith Silverstein, Jacob Writs-chatter, Ken Wissoker.THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MAY 14, 1982-3ASHUM-AMSASeminar Series 1981-82Program in the Arts and Sciences Basic to HumanBiology and MedicineandAmerican Medical Students’ Associationpresent a lecture onHOW MEDICINE SAVEDTHE LIFE OF ETHICSby. Stephen ToulminProfessor in the Committee on Social Thought,The Department of Philosophy and the Divinity School,University of ChicagoTHURSDAY, MAY 20, 19827:30 P.M.HARPER 130All interested persons are invited to attend.There will be a reception with the speaker in Harper 284 following the lecture. comms§nTHE HAIR PERFORMERSFULL SERVICE FAMILY HAIR CARE CENTERSWe’re The Hair Performers, nationally known for ourinnovative designs and our dedication to personaliz¬ed service. Our appearances in fashion and trade ma¬gazines have established us as leaders in the beautyindustry, and our designers are continuously educat¬ed to maintain that reputation. Soon you can experi¬ence our quality for yourself, in your own neighbor¬hood. The Hair Performers. 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Under the di¬rection of Peter Jaffe, theChamber Orchestra will performStavinskv's Concerto in Eb("Dumbarton Oaks") and Rob¬ert Morgan's Concerto for Flute,Oboe, & String Orchestra (CarolMorgan, flute and Marc Fink,oboe). Under the direction of Bar¬bara Schubert, the New MusicEnsemble will perform Stra¬vinsky's Sonata for Piano, ThreeTales for Children, The Owl andthe Pussycat, and Renard, a bur¬lesque story about the fox, thecock, the cat and the goat, to besung and played on the stage(staged production directed byMary Struthers). Also includedwill be works by Rami Levin,Philip Maki, and MelindaWagner. Admission is withoutticket and without charge. Formore information call the Uni¬versity of Chicago Department ofMusic at 962-8484.Windy City Gay Chorus You don'thave to be gay to love WCGC.Now in its third concert season,the Chorus ranks in ability withthe city's long-established groups— like the William FerrisChorale, Grant Park and ChicagoSymphony Choruses. The high quality is due in no small part tothe WCGC Founding Director,Richard Garrin, a veteran of theLyric Opera and Chicago Sym¬phony Choruses and since lastyear Margaret Hillis's AssistantConductor at the latter ensemble.The seventy or so members (cur¬rently all men, though this is thefirst concert in which no womenare singing) are mostly un¬trained singers, though severalalso perform with the above-men¬tioned groups and some arethemselves choral directors; allvolunteer their time and work ex¬tremely hard to achieve andmaintain WCGC's high quality,and are re auditioned annually.The high point of the Chorus's ca¬reer so far was its trip to NewYork's Lincoln Center, where itshared the stage with the NewYork City Gay Men's Chorus; theNew York Daily News called theevent "a thorough pleasure intone, balance, precision andsheer joy of singing." Some selec¬tions from that concert, not pre¬viously heard in Chicago, will bepresented in Mandel. The firsthalf of next weekend's programfeatures classical compositions,by Schubert, Verdi, Bruckner,and Vaughan Williams, amongothers; the second half is madeup largely of tunes from Broad¬way shows — including a prod¬uction number by the Chorus sub¬group the Windy City Slickers —by Gershwin, Sondheim, Cy Cole¬man, Rodgers and Hammer-stein,, etc.; and there will besome jazz, some pop, and severalsurprises. The concert will besign language interpreted for thehearing impaired. Tickets atReynolds Club Box Office. Man-del Hall, Sunday, May 23, 8:07p.m.; $4, $2.50 with UCID. MISC.A little bluegrass — the words notthe music — will come to campusnext week. The Chicago Reviewand the William Vaughn MoodyLecture Committee will sponsorBeth Tashery Shannon readingshort pieces of fiction and selec¬tions from her novel GlitterStreet at 4 PM, Tuesday, May 18at the Ida Noyes Library. HerKentucky birth sounds both in hervoice and her writing. She cap¬tures the traditional rhythms oftall tales and scary stories; thetelling alone can conjure upHeadless Bob. In "Black Wholes"a famous cave loses all of itstourist appeal.(Insert "Black Wholes")You can't miss what she's doingto language. The quirky syntaxand spelling remind you of whatyou thought you heard. That is noaccident: Shannon has been writ¬ing this way for years, though thestyle keeps changing. She re¬members "trying to do some¬thing close to the effect of a songwhen you can't quite understandthe words." The words may behard to understand, but taken to¬gether you know what they mean.Shannon likes her word-playpieces, but non-traditional writ¬ing isn't her only interest. GlitterStreet, two years in the writing, ishard to classify. A fantasy-adven¬ture-romance about a woman andher father (a sex show perform¬er), the setting is Kentucky, but2000 years from now. Both kindsof writing are important to Shan¬non because she sees them asmoving toward a new kind ofstorytelling. Shannon sees a par¬allel between using syntacticaldisruption to break up linear pat- Steve Katzterns and using "mythic" story¬telling to go beyond conventionalpatterns.On the way to Glitter Street Shan¬non received a graduate degreefrom the University of Oregon atEugene where she also taught fic¬tion and poetry workshops. Sincereturning to Lexington, Ken¬tucky, she has taught a fictionworkshop at Transylvania Uni¬versity and helped to organize theWomen Writers Conference atthe University of Kentucky. Inthe meantime, four of her fictionsappeared in the Chicago Review.One of them — "Bons" — was se¬lected for Pushcart III. Two morepieces in Chicago Review's nextand "innovative" issue. Chapter12 of Glitter Street is forthcomingin Green River Review. And afterGlitter Street? Shannon correct¬ed the typos last week. She's un¬sure about her next project. Theimmediate future has her moving back to Eugene and "a good longrest." She's not sure where herwriting will go — maybe under¬ground. — Jan DechenbachSteve Katz This coming Thursday,May 20th, the noted writer SteveKatz, author of such extravagant¬ly experimental novels and fic¬tions as Saw, Creamy and Deli¬cious, and The Exaggerations ofPeter Prince, will speak in BondChapel at 8 p.m. Katz's poemsand stories have appeared in Chi¬cago Review, Midstream, ParisReview, Northwest Review,Choice, and the anthology. Mod¬ern Occasions. In addition toteaching at Cornell, he was afounding member of the NewYork Bullets social and athleticclub, where he was famous for apurple and gold reversible jack¬et. Katz's appearance is spon¬sored by Pocket Poetics andFOTA. Katz's reading is open tothe public and is free.CHINESESUMMER COURSESIntensive beginning course and eveningcourses at the beginning and intermediatelevels will be offered this summer by ChengYang Borchert, Senior Lecturer in Chinese.Courses run 10 weeks — June 21 throughAugust 27. 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Application for off-quarter coverage must be madein the Registrar’s Office and the fee must be paid uponapplying.6—FR IDAY, MAY 14, 1982—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL(Festival Of The Arts is backMonday at noon, listen for bells. Play withclowns, balloons, or a unicycle. Eat water¬melon. Doing this you will have marked thecommencement of Festival of the Arts 1982.FOTA 1982 is a concentrated calendar em¬phasizing campus talent. The usually-month-long Fest has been shortened to fort¬night in hopes of creating a more festiveatmosphere, rather than a string of separat¬ed events. Barely an aternoon will pass dur¬ing those two weeks that is not filled withsome kind of action, light or sound.FOTA rises early. On May 22 a sunrisedance by Columbia College's Paul Ruddockwill be performed on the beach. The Mas¬ter's Degree candidate has choreographedthe dance as part of his study and has re¬cruited U of C dancers for his post moderncelebration of the sun and waves.FOTA will retire late. Six nights of livemusic have been scheduled from the Pub inIda Noyes basement. Possible entertain¬ment on those Thursday, Friday and Satur¬day nights: The Generics, a newly formedcampus pop dance band which has caused alot of hopping in cafeterias lately. Dum Rah,a newly reorganized harder driving andmore experimental band under the directionof elusive student Larry Cohen. WHPK'sown Pat Cannon will force the Pub to go pro¬gressive with a disc show the night of the27th. There will also be an act or two fromthe outside.Also from the outside the United Stage, amime and storytelling troupe based inGrand Rapids, Michigan. They will performa show featuring folktales from around the United Stageworld on the 19th in Mandel, preceeded by aworkshop that afternoon. Workshops areplentiful in FOTA. Student Amy Rosenblattwill conduct a series of photography workshops the first week. Mary Struthers theclown/unicyclist will share her talent on Friday the 21st.The clown and Unicyclist can do morethan balance. She is one of many commen-orating Stravinsky's centennial. A renditionof Renard will be performed by her and theNew Music Ensemble on the 16th. Other Stravinsky celebrants include two distin¬guished musical groups: The Lyric Operaof Chicago will sing, in conjunction with theUniversity Symphony Orchestra, two evenings of Stravinsky music. The Bat StringQuartet will also celebrate the birthday withStravinsky on its program along with Puc¬cini, Mozart and Beethoven.Stravinsky will not be the only one sung.The Windy City Gay Chorus is a group ofseventy voices which will perform a program of classical music and show tunes.The group has recently returned from aNew York tour where they were apparentlywell received.Samhradh, the campus Irish traditionaland contemporary band has done some touring of its own. The personnel has changed abit, but the sound continues to inspire asmile. They've been to Holsten's a couple oftimes this month and are becoming popularat weddings and parties. You might evencatch them at the Cove on a late and happynight. But the best place would be HutchCourt the afternoon of the 18th.Although the University may lack a devel¬oped fine arts department, there is muchtalent and enthusiasm to be found here. Anart exhibit of students' work will highlightthis talent. The show starts the 20th and runsfive days. This dearth of performing artshas its advantages. Students seem more ap¬preciative and less critical of that whichdoes crop up.So eat some watermelon and dance a bit.The calendar is out this week. And whoknows — we may see fireworks. —R.W.B.Stravinsky's RenardBy Mary StruthersRenard, Igor Stravinsky's "chamberwork for theatre" will be performed thisSunday, May 16, at 8 p.m. at the GoodspeedRecital hall, 5845 S. Ellis Ave. (accessiblefrom inside the quadrangles), as an openingF.O.T.A. event. The production, cospon¬sored by F.O.T.A. and the Department ofMusic, features a diversity of campus talent.Barbara Schubert conducts nineteenmembers of the U. of C. New Music Ense¬mble, plus four singers (two Tenors and twoBasses) "placed in the orchestra." In addition to the music and vocal performance,Renard is "acted by clowns, dancers, or ac¬robats." Mary Struthers directs fourmembers of E.F. Clown, the campus clownorganization, in mime roles as animals (theFox, the Cock, the Cat, and the Goat).The animal characters are from theRoman de Renard, a Russian popular moralfable about the exploits of Renard the Fox.Stravinsky first adapted the tale for libretto(in French) in collaboration with C.F.Ramuz; the English version was translated by Rollo M. Meyers. Stravinsky indicatedthat Renard was not opera, but "a kind ofchamber cantata accompanying stage ac¬tion in mime." The singers function as so¬loists, as a vocal duet, a trio, or a quartet, asseemed appropriate for Stravinsky's musi¬cal score. At times the voices are simplytreated as instruments of the orchestra con¬tributing texturally to the rhythm and soundof the score; other times the voices becomethe animal characters, or they serve the ac¬tion in the form of narration.Renard is a circular piece, beginning andending with "a little March." The playersenter and exit to this tune. In between, thesingers and the mimes unfold the tale. Renard, the Fox, dressed as a nun, tries to foolthe Cock into making a confession for hissins. The Cock jumps from his perch, andRenard seizes him. The Cock cries to hisfriends, the Cat and Goat, to resuce him.The Cat and Goat appear and chase Renardaway. The three animals rejoice. The Catand Goat go away and Renard returns,dropping the disguise. This time Renardtempts the Cock down from his perch by Renardpromising to give him a barnyard full ofgrain. Again Renard seizes the Cock, andthe Cat and Goat come to his rescue. In theend the Cat and Goat kill Renard, bringingthe tale to a close. The characters march offafter the singers announce, "If you've en¬joyed the tale of the Fox; please drop yourpennies in the box."With the outbreak of World War I, Stravinsky was cut off from his motherland,Russia. Renard, specifically adapted fromRussian folklore, suggests the mode of ex¬pression Stravinsky found most comfortingas he suffered from the indeterminable sep¬aration from his country. In his memoirs Stravinsky wrote, "My profound emotion onreading the news of war, which aroused patriotic feelings and a sense of sadness atbeing so distant from my country, foundsome alleviation in the delight with which Isteeped myself in Russian folk poems."Renard was composed between 1915 and1916. Stravinsky called it "a burlesque storyto be sung and played on the stage." Themusic is "irresistably comic and full ofverve," with the spirit of "mountebank butfoonery."Diaghilev produced Renard for the firsttime in 1922. The production was much toStravinsky's liking, except for the miscalcu¬lation of the performance space. Diaghilevchose the Paris Opera House, which was byfar too large for the close, intimate spaceStravinsky had envisioned. The piece wasnot one of Stravinsky's popular works; thereis much to take into consideration in produc¬ing Renard. Contained within a circularstructure, Renard is without doubt one ofStravinsky's most creative pieces, alongwith The Soldier's Tale, which was composed originally to be a mobile miniaturetheater piece, to be transported from townto town.A second and final performances of Renard will take place at Goodspeed RecitalHall next Thursday, May 20, at 12:15 p.m.3000 MAGAZINESGREETING CARDSCIGARETTES/CANDYHOT VIDEO GAMESPOSTERS/BUTTONSthe best magazine storessince 196551st & LAKE PARK main officeRANDOLPH & MICHIGANCLARK & DIVERSEYBROADWAY & DEVONmost open to 12pmROBERT M. KATZMAN684-5100 proprietor Full Service0,,Se,.PSes9. TicketsPosters • F'yers B . ResumesStationery .Booklets _ .tCorp. i 'klsip.1L T7'-303” -0ROP-0FF& PICK-UP ATHarper Court Copy Center5210 S. 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Climb the John Hithe only skyscraper inlandfill.SUMM8—FRIDAY, MAY 14, 1982—THE GREY CITY JOURNALTige creatures at the Shedd aquarium, kept in con- the street, the humanists answer to Hyde Park's Museum ofAdmission to the Aquarium is free on Fridays, Science and Industry,er days. Also check out the Field Museum across 5. After strolling with the swells on Michigan Av¬enue's Magnificent Mile (You never saw somany white people in your life), enjoy originalChicago deep-dish pizza that isn't stuffed. Uno'sand Due's are Chicago traditions located only astone's throw from the Mag Mile.>IDER'S GUIDE TO8. Finally, end your tour at the Water TowerPlace, a shopper's Mecca, a movie goer's Jeru¬salem, and a merchant's Las Vegas.THE CITYtown Chicago. The following list is neitherexhaustive nor conclusive. It is a smatter¬ing of the aesthetics and activities thismighty metropolis has to offer. — bySharon Peshkin and Vince Michael. Photo¬graphs by Kevin Miller3. Going north toward the Loop, see the anatomically correct lionsculptures in front of the Art Institute. Pretty pictures inside, too.Admission is free on Thursdays.e. The Loop. The Heart of the'. You've seen it from afar, nowit up close and personal. Down-igo. Summer 1982. Be there or beour official GCJ guide to Down->hn Hancock Building,iper in Chicago built on 6. Buy an Adolfo at Sax Fifth Avenue ($600and up excluding padding and custom tact¬less installation), and then stop for lunchat Walgreen's cafeteria.THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, MAY 14, 1982—9CharlesOsgoodMichele WhiteAt the University of Chicago, moderndance and ballet are taught under the aus¬pices of the Physical Education depart¬ment. The students that crowd the classescannot receive academic credit for theirsweated learning. Dance, this policy im¬plies, is not an art: it is a sport. By acknowledging only the athletic prowess requiredby the endeavor, the university denies thefocus of dance in self-expression. Placingdance in the humanities division with theother arts would recognize its aestheticaims.Quite appropriately, U of C's dance teach¬er, Jan Erkert, has addressed the competi¬tive aspect of dance in her piece, "Mountainof Needles.*' While teaching dance classes in Bartlett Gym (because of the danceroom's inadequate floor and heating), ath¬letes surround her. Joggers run laps on thetrack above her classes. Gymnasts twirlaround the uneven bars and flip across themats. And basketball players invade thegym floor as soon as her students finishleaping across ft.To be performed Monday night at MandelHall as part of the Festival of the Arts, Er-kert's piece acknowledges the sport withinthe art of dance. "Mountain of Needles" is adance/game. Each night a different dancercan win depending upon the roll of the dice,the cards that are dealt, the dancers individ¬ual playing skills and improvisational deci¬sions, and the whim of the Wizard. The ob¬ject of the game is to ascend to the top of the Mountain of Needles.In their black and white gym shorts andsweats, the dancers compete in a game-board of five ballet barres. Parts of thedance change with each performance. Inthese structured improvisations, dancersvie for the opportunity to climb the double-jointed teeter-totter that is the mountain.By combining dance and sport in her concert, Erkert gives insight to both. Each per¬formance is both a competition whose unknown outcome the audience must wait todiscover and a dance whose aestheticbeauty the audience can sit back to appreciate.The reality of the competition allows thedancers to convey, in a sincere and emotion¬al way, the raw and brute side of human na¬ ture that games foster and that exists in thedance world as well. So while performing,the dancers explore the exhilaration ofbeing ahead of others and the disappoint¬ment and frustration of being behind. Thegame creates ill-feelings on all sides. Thefate involved and its elusive rewards showthe futility of competition and indeed ques¬tions its goals.Yet, Erkert herself needs this competitionto achieve her artistic goals. She must havefelt limited by the traditional assumptionsof the dance medium. Although good dancetranscends its technique, consciously tryingto achieve a beautiful image often destroysany chance of actually doing so. Thus, Er¬kert provides her dancers with another goal.Interestingly enough, it is this drive to winin "Mountain of Needles" that heightens theaesthetic effect which the dance aims for.Erkert took cues from the athletes thatsurround her in Bartlett Gym. In fact, thepiece evolves out of her collaboration withMark MacDonald, a gymnast who practicesthere. She could also watch the basketballgames as performances. They are, in effect,improvisational dance concerts. A fluidityof motion beyond the ball connects the re¬ceiver to the passer. The entangled bodiesreaching expectantly for the ball createshapes and forms like those which choreo¬graphers strive towards.So, in her dance/game, Erkert brings thereality of the sports world to her stage. Un¬like in typical performances, the emotionsconveyed in "Mountains of Needles" havethe vibrant energy gained by their immedia¬cy. Somehow, a play acted reinactment ofthem would not achieve this vitality. Onlyby changing the dancers' goal to winning agame rather than creating a pleasing dance,can Erkert achieve the elusive goal ofdance. Just as she could appreciate the un¬intentionally-created aesthetic of the athletes at Bartlett, so Erkert's audience canenjoy a similar one created as a by productof the dancers' intense concentration anddesire to win.By trying to bring dance and games together, Erkert takes a risk with "Mountainof Needles." She succeeds in that thedancers create unusual and forceful movements as they twist over and around the obstacles of the set. And by creating the un¬comfort that competition produces, shebrings out the emotional issues involved.She fails, however, in that the game structure she uses to achieve her goal also encumbers it. The rules of the game are con¬fusing; the code mystifying andunbreakable. The Wizard character dancesin an overdone and overdramatic way, andthe audience gets too involved in the intrica¬cies of the game's structure to be able to sitback and enjoy what it creates.Ultimately, creating a dance and a gameremains a challenge that Erkert does not to¬tally surmount, but I admire her attemptand the ingenuity of the idea. Jan Erkert hasacknowledged the University's point: theart of dance can benefit from its affiliationwith sports. Monday night at 8:00 p.m. onepeformance, in Mandel Hall.Pierce DeridedTo the Editor:As residents of Pierce Tower we were appalled at the appearance of the "PierceTower Main floor Lounge" in the GCJ ofMay 7th as the eighth most repulsive sight inthe U of C.Apparently your staff has had little recentcontact with Pierce Hall, as indicated by thepicture of our building which you chose topublish. This gives a misleading impressionof conditions here, as it shows furniture, re¬creational equipment and even (dependingon your point of view) art. In fact none ofthese amenities are present in the afore¬mentioned location, which actually is farmore repulsive than you indicate.In light of its actual state, we strongly be¬lieve that Pierce should have received ahigher rating, at least second or third. Ourresidence is certainly far more repulsive than Hines or Regenstein and should enjoythe recognition it deserves.—Josh Toulouse andAlexander Jost,Pierce TowerTo the Editor:I'm not going to write about New York,Modernism, The Clash; The Jam, The Trobbers, gays, New York, Lesbians, VincentKatz, Avant-gardeism, Berlin Video, subtitles, foreign, bourgeois, cliche, French, NewYork, punks, dimensions in space, BushTetras, The Ritz, Philip Glass, BleekerStreet, Ginsburg, gays, Sunday brunch, hidden in boxes, true artist, pseudo fake, TheClash, Citroens, creative castration, whichmake us. . .er. . .sick, aptly played, Sandan-istas, ask Commandante Zero about them,C.I.A., obscure, new, brand new, not evenborn, delicately offensive, and the Washing¬ ton Bullets are just a basketball team.—Jahan Assadi(Former(?) GreyCity staff writer)Who Discriminates?To the Editor:The recent debate about Student Government funding of Primavera and The Chicago Lampoon might raise a similar questionabout the GCJ. Is it possible for this publica¬tion to lose its funding?Your newspaper's lack of quality reportihg, coupled with the poor attitude of itsstaff, should be enough to call into questionthe continued funding of the GCJ. (I don'tknow where you get your money, but that isbecause I found a worm in my CaptainCrunch this morning.) There is yet anotherproblem in the typical subject matter of thepaper. There have been three long articlesto date on the film "Making Love", a series of articles and letters on monogamy andmisogyny, an article about gays in moviesentitled "A way out of the Celluloid Closet",and so on. Perhaps if the Grey City Journalcontinues to be published it should changeits name to better reflect its content. Howabout calling it "The Gay City Journal"? Apoint of information: is anyone on the editorial board or staff of the GCJ heterosexualor monogamous? If not, then there is a problem with discrimination here. Where isGeorge Kampstra?In my opinion, there is sufficient reason toimmediately cut funding for the GCJ. Thereare two publications on campus that ade¬quately fill the needs for campus journal¬ism: the Chronicle and the Maroon. TheChronicle reports the news; the Maroongives resume conscious amateurs a chanceto see their names in print. 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HARPER288 2233 Plus COMPLETECOMMERCIALOFFSETPRINTINGSERVICE The University of ChicagoAlumni AssociationpresentsLIFE AFTER GRADUATION:Service Jobs: How Not to Make a Buck—An Impractical Ideal in 1982?an informal discussion of careeropportunities for the service-oriented studentGuests:Eugene ForresterPublisher, Chicago JournalJulian HenriquesAttorney, Legal Assistance FoundationMarion SirefmanSocial Worker "El Hogar Del Nino"(The Home of The Child)12 noon, Tuesday, May 18, 1982Robie House, 5757 Woodlawn AvenueBring your own lunch. (Beverages provided)12—FRIDAY, MAY 14, 1982—THE GREY CITY JOURNALTheater: Salome Circles the CisternMichael Sanchez and Paul Rogers in SalomeBy Michael WorleyOscar Wilde ushered in the Gay 90s withthe creation of his sublime, decadent Sa¬lome, written in 1891-92 expressly for SarahBernhardt. The play appeared in the origi¬nal French in 1893, and a year later the En¬glish translation was published by Wilde'slover, Lord Alfred Douglas with AubreyBeardsley's macabre illustrations. The pre¬miere performance was not until 1896(Paris: Theatre de I'Oeuvre). Salome wasprohibited from being performed in Londonbecause it was illegal for Biblical charac¬ters to appear on the British stage. Wilde'sown famous personal scandal prevented anypossible performances; he spent the years1895-97 in Reading Gaol for having defiedVictorian society with his flamboyant homo¬sexuality.In the New Testament, Matthew (14) de¬scribed how Saint John the Baptist wasbeing held prisoner by Herod, Tetrach ofJudea, for the Baptist reminded the king ofthe illegality of his marriage to his brother'swife, Herodias. Herod granted her daughterSalome anything she wished if she wouldonly dance for him at his birthday celebra¬tion. Herod was sorry after he heard whatSalome desired: the head of John the Bap¬tist on a platter. Nevertheless, Herod kepthis oath, and the head was delivered toHerodias. Saint Mark (6) adds that Hero¬dias suggested the dreadful act to herdaughter, and that Herod feared John,"knowing that he was a just man. . .andholy."Wilde elaborated the character of a moreor less colorless Biblical Salome, and creat¬ed his own femme fatale. In his play, so won¬derfully revived by the University of IllinoisCircle Campus Theatre, Salome is a pube¬scent princess who suddenly falls into a lust¬ful, dangerous passion for the holy man.Though still a virgin, Salome is preoccupiedwith feelings she cannot understand: feel¬ings engendered by her lecherous father-in-law and the would-be suitors of his decadentOriental court. The passion for John is sostrong that Salome is oblivious to the suicideof the young Syrian captian Narraboth, whorealized Salome only had lust for that im¬movable pillar of virtue, (soon to be Saint)John. The play shows the progress (or de¬cline) of Salome's insistence on the physicalpossession of the Baptist. St. John's only ad¬vice to this "daughter of Sodom" is to seekthe Son of Man in the wilds of the desert andto repent of her sins. Salome's unfulfilledlust results in the death of John, and finallyshe is crushed beneath the shields ofHerod's soldiers.In the University of Illinois's production ofSalome, Oscar Wilde's richly descriptiveprose is magnificently maintained. Every¬thing is preserved from the original script,from the lush array of jewels and preciousstones to the collection of elegant white pea¬cocks whose feed even contains bits of gold.Julie Jackson's costume creations translateWilde's vivid writing into visual splendor,and this rich variety of color and texture is remarkably set against Christopher Harris'monumental set composed of massive Assyrian-iike reliefs. While the general treatment is rightly stylized and Expressionistic,there are certain welcome details like thewalk-down cistern where the Baptist isbeing held prisoner, and the gruesomebloody head of Saint John, worthy of Madame Tussaud.Tessie Ranovix as Salome deserveshearty applause for her brilliant and emo¬tional performance. For those familiar withRichard Strauss' opera which premiered inDresden in 1905, Ms. Ranovix's interpretation acknowledges the operatic potentialand emotionalism of Wilde's libretto. More¬over, Circle's Salome has a dynamic stagepresence that rivals the best devastatingdiva.Renardo Jackson and Jacqueline Samuelportray the notorious, decadent rulers withgreat flourish. Renardo, as Herod, hascreated his own kind of crazed emperor who nervously laughs through the spine tingling,dark drama. His reactions to the beating ofwings (the angel of death) and to the redmoon, presaged by the Baptist, are quiteconvincing. The laughter might have beensuppressed during the famous Dance of theSeven Veils, since it distracted a bit fromDiane Pinkus' choreography. This imaginafive dance was in fact a splendid festival ofcolor and sensuality that recalled the sceneof the sumptuous Byzantine interior featured in Gustave Moreau's painted versionsof Salome. This symbolist painting is one ofthe key works of fin-de siecle decadence. Itinspired both Oscar Wilde and J.K. Huysmans, who imagined it hanging in the apartment of Des Esseintes, the archetype ofdandy-aesthetes in the novel entitled A Rebours (1884). Salome becomes one of themajor femmes fatales in late 19th centurymythology.Circle's production of Salome deservesgreat praise, because under William J. Raf- feld's direction, the essential spirit ofWilde's classic fantasy has been main¬tained. All of the luscious purple prose andendless metaphors are convincingly expressed. This delightfully musical script is awondrous antidote to the crude realism thatseems to dominate the stage today. Thisproduction is most laudable because of itsimaginary qualities. The brilliant set andopulent costumes, the lavish dance, and certain details like the lion headed thrones andthe way in which Salome plays with thedreadful head of St. John (the idea comesfrom Heinrich Heine) make this Salome risefar above a mere successful student production. Here we have a fantastic, long awaited revival of Wilde's most scandalous andexotic work, this delightful illustration ofamoral art "for art's sake" work. The playruns only through the matinee performanceof Sunday, May 16 at the Circle Theatre,Harrison and Morgan St. Call 996-5286 fordetails of the performance schedule.5309 S. Blackstone • 947-0200OUR FAMOUS STUFFED PIZZA IN THE PAN IS NOWAVAILABLE IN HYDE PARKOPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK • 11 AM TO 12 MIDNIGHTCocktails • Pleasant Dining • Pick-Up“Chicago’s best pizza!” — Chicago Magazine, March 1977“The ultimate in pizza!” — New York Times, January 1980 m The Center for Latin American Studiespresents a forum on Central America“THE STRUGGLE: CULTUREAND IDEOLOGY'99Featuring Salvadoran novelist Claribel Alegria with the participationof Carlos Alberto Sarti (Guatemalan Sociologist). ManlioArgueta (Salvadoran Poet), and Lisandro Chavez (Head ofNational Archives, Nicaragua).FRIDAY MAY 14 4:OOPMSOCIAL SCIENCE 201 (LOUNGE)jallE Olilll)ll)lll[llBRgngiiSliafiaflllB!illl]pfllliS[igl[l][THE GREY CITY JOU R N AL —F R I DAY, MAY 14, 1982—13Film: If You Had to See What He SawIf You Could See What I HearBy Robert KubeyBased on his autobiography, If You CouldSee What I Hear attempts to chronicle blindsinger-composer Tom Sullivan's transitionfrom a carousing, skirt-chasing college stu¬dent to a committed musician and husband.It falls far short.My expectation was that this true lifestory would be an upbeat and maudlin trib¬ute, portraying Sullivan as a loveable andinspirational figure. The film is upbeat, itdoes aspire to engender sentiment, buttoothy TV actor Marc Singer, writer StuartGillard, and director Eric Till manage toturn a bright and multi-talented, handicapp¬ed young man into an unlikable and obnox¬iously shallow, gratuitously gung-ho jock.The movie begins in a college classroomwhere a group of fellow students snicker atSullivan because he can't find the right but¬ton on his tape recorder. College stuc^ntsare a lot of things but they don't openlylaugh at blind people. The film jerks alongaimlessly from there and concludes arbi¬trarily with a written trailer that fails tobring things together satisfactorily. Toomany serious mistakes have been madealong the way.As if once wasn't enough, an insulting gagplayed on a spinster landlady is repeatedthree times. A mildly amusing but utterlybanal escapade featuring Sullivan swervingabout behind the wheel of a sportscar is alsounnecessarily reprised. He picks fights, mo¬lests women, and occasionally uses hisblindness to lure ladies to bed. Worst of all,the film repeatedly commits the cardinalcinemagraphic sin of telling, rather thanshowing, the viewer what is going on. Thereis no hint given, for example, that either ofSullivan's two important romances have become serious, yet suddenly, on two separateoccasions, one character clinically tells theother, "I love you.''Failing to allow the viewer to interpretanything leaves one feeling assaulted, in¬sulted, and caring little about the charac¬ters or plot. When the film resorts to themost melodramatic of plot devices (Sullivan rescuing a toddler from drowning) one dis¬cerns the heavy hand of the writer anddirector straining desperately to move theviewer emotionally. Aware of the cheap at¬tempt to exploit one's feelings, one begins tofight the movie and the result is an empty,resentful feeling.The film has a cheap TV movie feel aboutit which is largely the result of Stuart Gil-lard's uninspired screenplay. His main writ¬ing credits are limited to "The Sonny andCher Show," "The Donny and Marie Show,"and "The Captain and Tennille Show." (Apparently, he writes best for TV singing teams who thrive on vapid comedic banterand his talents were not lost on his firstfilm.) Marc Singer has also served his timeon the small screen, playing a string ofbrawny athletes in TV movies. As Sullivan,he appears sighted whenever he turns hishead to look directly at characters who havejust spoken to him. Once, when someonetalks about his socks, Singer actually dropshis head as if to examine his feet.These are basic errors that an actor playing a person blind from birth should notcommit and ought to have been caught bythe director or editor. But they weren't up to the task either. Emotional confrontationsare consistently overplayed and unconvinc¬ing.. Dialogue doesn't ring true, occasionallydoesn't follow logically, or even makesense.I prefer to withhold judgment on Shari Be-lafonte Harper's screen debut as Sullivan'sfirst love (to make an assessment of hertrue acting ability in such a flawed picturewould be unfair). She is striking, and looks alot like her father. Sarah Torgov, as Sulli¬van's future wife, is thoroughly convincingin some scenes but utterly awkward and uncomfortable in others. Her screen creditssuggest that she is a capable actress. Givenher extremely uneven performance one candeduce with some confidence that, like thefilm, her performance suffers from ineptwriting and direction.There are a few authentically funnyscenes and bits of dialogue, usually featuring the film's one redeeming facet, R.H.Thomson as Sullivan's laid back Bing Cros-bylike roommate, but many of the sightgags and adolescent hi jinks are offensiveand would have been well served by alaughtrack. The movie does help to breakstereotypes of the blind as physically handicapped: Sullivan skydives, plays flawlessgolf, jogs, instigates a barroom brawl, andleads an abortive pantyraid.You wouldn't know it from the film, but inaddition to singing and recording, Sullivanperforms regularly in Las Vegas, has writ¬ten three books, gives motivational seminars, is a correspondent for ABC News, andwas an Olympic class wrestler and rowedwith the Harvard crew. Surely, a film de¬picting his early years and varied talentscould have been much more than the disappointing and tiresome experience that IfYou Could See What I Hear turned out to be.(Rarely during a film have I looked at mywatch three times hoping the second featurewould soon begin.)If you could see what I saw you wouldn'trecommend If You Could See What I Hear. Inever thought I'd have reason to say it, buthere's one film that blind people ought to beglad they never see.Long Day's JourneyOWe///, 1914Long Day's Journey Into Night, that rare *ly staged masterpiece (it's more than fourhours long) about Eugene O'Neill's own bril¬liant troubled family, is sometimes so elec¬trifying that the two old couples sitting infront of me turned their faces away as ifslapped, murmurring, "That's terri¬ble... terrible.”Of course it's not terrible, it's simplyactors giving a powerful performance. Any¬one with a taste for drama which rangesfrom the most vitriolic red faced rages towhiskey reminiscences, from cynical side-of the-mouth cracks to haunting fog horn lamentations should attend this spiritedproduction of Long Day's Journey by the Pe¬gasus Players, directed by Michael Hilde¬brand.My only reservation about the cast is themother, Mary. Everyone else is excellent —the ascoted father, James, a successfulBroadway actor and skinflint whose miserliness was helped to ruin his wife's health andthreatens to undo his youngest son; Jamie,the mocking loafer older brother, with curlyred hair and a big hammy voice like his fa¬ther's; Edmund, O'Neill himself, frail likehis mother, with a pouty chalk white faceand a book in his hands.The mother, whose faltering mentalhealth is the focus of the play, made medoubt my own sanity. To my mind shecouldn't be more ill-suited to the role:chubby, pedestrian, with a pear shaped faceand a comfy air about her, she couldn'tseem farther away from my conception ofthe haunted, dream like, gracefully found¬ering Mary. She couldn't read her lines withthe proper inflections. Her voice becomes ascreech in its higher registers, and I oftenhad to plug my ears. Yet talking to othermembers of the audience during the threeintermissions, I found only one person, anactor, who at all agreed with me — he feltshe was nervous and "acting on the surfaceof the role". Everyone else felt she wasfine.Even with this unpopular, obviously incor¬rect, reservation of mine, I still stronglyrecommend this production. The last act,played for the most part under the onelightblub the father permits to expend elec¬tricity, is an awesome exercise in moodswings, confession, and mounting tension.Long Day's Journey into Night runs throughthis weekend at the Pegasus Playhouse, 1020W. Bryn Mawr (2 blocks east of the el). Per¬formances begin at 7:30 Friday and Satur¬day, and 2:00 pm Sunday. Tickets are $3with student ID. — Keith Fleming GlkYXCmSUN)«/rt/BtoB6mMYlAm NOON14—FRIDAY, MAY 14, 1982—THE GREY CITY JOURNALThe PoetryCenterof the Museum ofContemporary ArtpresentsROBERTDUNCAN■ jQrm3. w.. >vT.FRIDAY "MAY 2V•8 PMTHE ARTS CLUB109 EASTONTARIO ST.$3.50 admission$2.50 for Students-MCA MembersNot For Profit AUGUSTANA LUTHERAN CHURCHSundays:8:30 am Sermon & Eucharist9:30 am Sunday School &Adult Education10:45 am Sermon & Eucharist6:00 pm Supper5500 South Woo diawn ANew and RebuiltTypewriters,Calculators,Dictators, AddersCasioHewlett PackardTexas InstrumentCanonSharpElectronic Watches REPAIRSPECIALISTSon IBM, SCM,Olympia, etc.FREE repairestimates; repairsby factory-trainedtechnician.RENTALSavailable withU. of C. I.D.*3© The University of Chicago BookstoreTypewriter & Calculator Department970 East 58th Street 2nd Floor753-3303 visa Tonight& tomorrow!THE GSB FOLLIESPRESENTSLIFE IN THErdU5T LRNE«w»hs *r\mLTICKETSAVAILABLE ATREYNOLDS CLUB$400See YourJosten’sRepresentative10 a.m. - 4 p.m.May 19, 20, 21Gift DepartmentUniversity of ChicagoBookstore970 East 58th Streetvisa-The Return of the Punk SensationTHE EFFIGIESBy Miguel A. AresIn the past year, two of Chicago's more in¬famous dives, Oz and O'Banion's, closedtheir doors. But their legacy lives on ingroups such as the Corrosives, Da, the Ef¬figies, Naked Raygun, the dearly departedStrike Under (revamped as Trial by Fire),and others. These new bands deliver a rockmusic unlike the megabuck stars rock onenormally associates with Chicago For theyplay music which expresses the alienation,anger, tension, and confusion of living in de¬caying urban America.The Effigies, appropriately enough, havefinally stepped out in front of the field. Theyhave done so through sheer hard work on theroad, national fanzine attention, and collegeradio airplay. In Chicago, college radio sta¬tions such as WZRD, WNUR and WHPKhave backed the Effigies as well as otherlocal bands. But that strong support ultima¬tely depends, however, on the stations hav- _ing something good to play. §Last fall, the Effigies appeared on the live ~Busted at Oz album which demonstrated 10their raw power (remember that tune?) andenergy. Simultaneously, they released theirown five song EP Haunted Town. HauntedTown shows a more polished band whichcan still throw a knockout punch. "MobClash", a sonic and lyrical description of anattempted Nazi Rally in Evanston and thementality (i.e. stupidity) connected witl^this sort of event highlights one of the fre¬shest sounding EP's of 1981. Both discs wereput out by Autumn Records, a small inde¬pendent Chicago label.Unexpected good news reached the Effi¬gies in April when the readers of the interna¬tionally-circulated New York Rocker votedthe band one of the best non-full lengthalbum recorded groups in America. The re¬sults forced one of the paper's main writersto quip: Is this a case of blatant ballot-stuff¬ing, or have the Effigies caught uswith our pants down, our critical ho¬sannas in cold storage? I don't know adamn thing about this group!Not bad for a group which started a yearand a half ago, and has received zero estab¬lishment media coverage.The Effigies, of course, are not without problems. Being ignored by the commercialpress and radio is deadly even for multinational corporate label acts, and for small independent groups it is even tougher to makeit. The cost of the two-month winter tour ofthe west coast, along with the effort of starting "Ruthless Records", their own label,has put the Effigies in a financial bind. Butwhat has hurt the band the most is the con¬tinued stereotyping against anyone who likes, listens, plays, etc. new music or punkin particular. These critics believe that any¬one connected with punk culture is a Neanderthal who is only interested in wanton vio¬lence. That may be the case in Los Angeles,but not here.Despite all these barriers the Effigieshave managed to put on vinyl one of thekiller singles of 1982: "Bodybag". "Body-bag" has long been one of the standout songsin their live set and clearly shows what dif¬ferentiates the Effigies from the otherhundreds of bands that have sprung out ofthe 1977 punk explosion. How many bandswould even think to write about the anguishof being a passenger on a plane doomed tocrash and know that you are going to be oneof the persons killed on it? Pretty headystuff for a bunch of Neanderthals.With "Bodybag", Haunted Town's secondpressing, and a British distributor finally,things are looking up for the group. A latesummer tour of the east coast is in the worksas well as some gigs in Britain come December.The Effigies are scheduled, as of presstime, to return to Hyde Park this Saturday,May 15 at Psi U. They were here a couple ofWednesday nights ago for a live on air interview in the WHPK studios. This time theyare being brought to campus for their firstarea concert, and only Chicago appearanceuntil mid-July, by a new independent student organization called Alternative MusicProductions. Alternative Music Productionsis dedicated to bringing quality music to theentertainment starved Hyde Park Kenwoodcommunity as often and as cheaply as poss¬ible. This will be their first show and itpromises to be a good one. Some infamousWHPK dj's will be on hand spinning discsand refreshments will be served. 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Cornell684-5400 Dr. Kurt RosenbaumOptometrist(53 Kimbark Plaza)1200 E.53rd St.493-8372Intelligent people know thedifference between advertisedcheap glasses or contact lensesand competent professionalservice with quality material.Beware of bait advertising.Eye ExaminationsFashion Eye WearContact LensesUniversity of ChicagoSailing Clubpresents itsSpring Calendar of EventsMay 19 • 8 pm Sailmaker Perry Lewisof North Sails,Ida Noyes HallMembers — free » All others — $2.0016—FRIDAY, MAY 14, 1982—THE GREY CITY JOURNALTrack second in state SportsPHOTO BY WILLIAM MUDGEBecky Redman passes the baton to Natalie Williams.Sluggers end with 3 winsBy Sue FortuantoThe women’s track team finished secondin the 14-team IAIAW Division III Track andField Championship held last weekend atStagg Field. The setting of 24 personal re¬cords and five school records led to theteam’s 70 point finish — the best finish in itshistory.Helen Straus and Nancy Flores providedthe team with 18 points by finishing first andsecond, respectively, in the heptathalon.Straus’s 4276.5 points was not only school re¬cord but was also enough to qualify for theIAIAW national meet to be held May 20-22 inPittsburgh. She also qualified for the NCAAnationals which will be held the same week¬end in Naperville, Illinois.Many (837.5) of Straus’s points came fromher high jump of 5’3”, a personal recordwhich tied the school record. To earnenough points to qualify for nationals,Straus needed a time of 2 :43 or lower in the- - _ .....L:....L L;; jPHOTO BY WILLIAM MUDGECasey Kerrigan and Kathy Bawn finishseventh and eighth, respectively, in the3000 meter run.Sailing teamwins trophyBy P. ElvstromThe University of Chicago sailing teamplaced third in the Toledo Invitational Re¬gatta on May 8. Skipper Adam Warren andPaul Lyon with crews Demetrious Macrisand Mike Wing powered through 14 races inwinds ranging from 10 to 25 miles per hour.Laser IIs, a high performance state-of-the-art sailboat, were used for the first time inmidwest collegiate competition. All raceswere held at the North Cape Yacht Club onLake Erie.Racing started Saturday morning in lightwinds. The teams from the University of Mi¬chigan and University of Cincinnati builtleads in the early races. As the winds pickedup, however, Warren and Lyon consistentlyplaced in the top three. The final race wassailed in winds of more than 25 mph and onlyUC, Michigan, and Cincinnati finished therace.The Maroons’ final low point score of 59gave them a solid third place ahead of OhioUniversity. Commenting on the quality ofthe competition, Lyon remarked, “This isone of the toughest fleets I’ve sailed in. Thisregatta was tougher than the area champi¬onships.”The sailing club invites all members of theUniversity community to take part in itsnoncompetitive events. Everyone is wel¬come to attend the talk by sailmaker PerryLewis on May 19. Lewis’s lecture will begeared toward the beginning sailor as wellas the racer. final event, the 800 meter run. Although herbest previous time was 2:46, Straus camethrough with a personal record of 2:41.15.Flores also did exceptionally well as herpersonal record of 3591.0 gave her the run¬ner-up spot in the heptathalon. p'loresearned 636.5 of these points in the 200 meterdash. She set a personal record of 18.1 in the100 meter hurdles as well as PRs in the highjump and long jump; she finished first in thelatter event.Freshman Natalie Williams contributedto the team’s success with three secondplace finishes. Williams tied her PR in thesemi-finals of the 200 meter dash with a timeof 13.0 seconds and placed second in thefinals in 13.08, just .04 seconds behind thewinner. Her first place finish of 26.2 in thesemi-finals of the 200 meter dash was aschool record. She then reset the school re¬cord with a finish of 26.1 in the finals. De¬spite finishing with the same time as Jean¬nette Hodgkinson of Augustana College, thephoto finish awarded the victory to Hodgkin¬son.Williams’s third second-place finish camewhen she combined with Casey Kerrigan,Alison O’Neil, and Becky Redman in the4x400 meter relay. The group finished with anew school record of 4:17.98. Kerrigan andRedman combined with Tracey Button andEmily Bloomfield for another second placefinish in the 4x800 meter relay. Chicagofailed to earn the points it expected in the800 meter medley relay and the 400 meterrelay due to disqualifications. A new ruleforced the team to drop Nancy Flores fromthe relay team, since heptathaletes are nolonger allowed to compete in other events.Because of the last minute changes, therelay teams did not have a chance to prac¬tice handoffs and were disqualified for im¬proper baton technique.Kerrigan provided more points for theteam in the 1500 meter run by placing sixthwith a time of 5:10.5. Redman placed eighthin the same event with a PR of 5:13.08. Mag¬gie Randolph also had a PR of 2:33.8 in thetrials of the 800 meter run and placed sixthin the finals in 2:37.72. Kerrigan and KathyBawn came in seventh and eighth, respec¬tively, in the 3000 meter run. Bawm also ranin the 5000 meter run, in which she finishedin eighth place with a time of 20:18.0, a per¬sonal record.UC’s most successful long distance racescame in the 10,000 meter run as freshmanAnn Reed placed third in 43:10.1. Reed notonly set a PR, but also set a new school re¬cord. Lu Madge’s time of 44:6.3 gave her asixth place finish.O’Neil added a third place hurdle finish toher second place in the relay. She set a PRin the trials of the 400 meter hurdles with atime of 71.88 and placed third in the finalswith another PR of 71.0 seconds. TraceyButton ran the 100 meter hurdles in 18.77seconds to finish second. She placed fourthin the trials of the 400 meter hurdles with aPR of 72.12 and fifth in the finals with a fin¬ish of 73.1.Button also competed in the javelin. Al¬though she threw 29.80 meters for a seventhplace finish in the trials, she finished eighthin the finals with a throw of 25.83 meters.Beth Lasky placed fourth in the javelintrials with a PR of 31.81 meters and threw31.38 meters in the finals to finish sixth.Lasky also qualified for the discus finals bythrowing 32.34 meters to place fifth in thetrials. She dropped to eighth in the finalswhen her first throw went only 21.71 metersand she scratched on her final tw-o at¬tempts.Sara Dell also placed eight in her event,the 400 meter dash, with a personal record.Dell’s finish of 64.7 seconds was just 2.6 sec¬onds too slow to quality for the finals.Although UC had little hope of outscoringAugustana College, which won the meetwith 166 points, it came out on top in thecompetitive race for second place. MillikinCollege gave the Maroons a tough fight, butsettled for third place with 59 points. NorthCentral followed with 55 points while Con¬cordia and Princiapia tied for fifth with 52points. The remaining seven teams each fin¬ished with less than 43 points. By Cliff GrammichThe baseball team completed its seasonthis week with three wins in four games. OnMonday, the Maroons split a doubleheaderwith Judson College, winning the first gameby a score of 8-5 and losing the second gameby a 12-2 score. On Wednesday, the Maroonsswept a double-header w ith Olivet NazareneCollege, winning the first game by an 8-5score and the second by a 5-4 score.In their first game against Judson. theMaroons took a 3-2 lead after three inningsby scoring three runs on two hits and oneJudson error in the bottom of the third in¬ning. Judson, though, had retaken the lead5-3 going into Chicago’s at-bats in the bot¬tom of the sixth inning. UC then scored fiveruns on one hit batsman, three walks, andtwo hits. One of the hits was a three-runhomer by Jeff Foreman.The second game saw Chicago take a 2-0lead in the fourth inning by scoring two runson two hits and two Judson errors. However,Judson scored twelve runs on eight hits andfive walks and two UC errors to win by ascore of 12-2.In their first game against Olivet Na¬zarene, the Maroons took the lead in the firstinning by scoring three runs on four hits andtwo ONC errors. ONC scored three runs ontwo hits and two UC errors in the top of thethird inning to tie the game at 4-4. In the bot¬tom of the third inning, however, WadeLewis had a lead-off single and stole secondon his way to scoring to put Chicago up 5-4.In the bottom of the fourth inning, theMaroons scored three runs on three hits andone ONC error to take the lead by a score of8-4. UC held on for an 8-5 victory.In the second game, ONC scored two runson two hits and one UC error in the first in¬ning to take a 2-0 lead. However, UC scoredthree runs on five hits in the bottom of thesecond inning to take a 4-2 lead. ONC tiedthe game at 4-4 in the top of the seventh in¬ning, but Dave Callans singled in the bottomof the seventh to drive in the winning runThe Maroons ended their season with a6-14 record. While the team batting averagew'as .301, and they scored an average of 6.1 runs per game, the team’s pitching staff’searned run average of 8.82.Next year, the Maroons will be returningmost of this year's team to the field. Howev¬er, they will be losing Jeff Foreman, whowas selected by the members of the team asthis year's team MVP. In his four years forthe Maroons, Foreman had a career battingaverage of .343 and an on-base percentage of.465. This year. Foreman batted for anaverage of .418. The Maroons will return BillJankovich. who was named to the MCAC all¬conference second team. Jankovich hit for a.333 average this year Tom Weber wasnamed by the team’s members as the out¬standing first-year player, and he led thepitching staff with a 2-3 record and a 4.72earned run average. With improved pitch¬ing and a hitter to take Foreman’s place inthe lineup, the Maroons should improvetheir record next year.Judson College at University of Chicago.May 10, 1982Game lJudson 1010210 5111Chicago 003005x 852Judson: J Smith, Scheffler <4) and Sunday. J.Smith (4)Chicago: Weber, Maranto (7) and Schell WP:Weber LP: J Smith Save: Maranto HR Scheffler(Judson) and Foreman (Chicago)Game 2Judson 0 0 0 0 12 12 22 2Chicago 0002 0 245Judson: Iden and J. Smith Chicago: Barnhart,Maranto (5), Van Kleeck (5), Shimkus (5) andSchell WP: Iden LP. Barnhart HR: A Smith iJud¬son)Olivet Nazarene College at University ofChicago, May 12, 1982Game 1ONC 0130001 585Chicago 3 1 1 3 0 0 x 8 14 3ONC: Newsome, Drake (5) and Allen Chicago:Van Kleeck and Schell WP. Van Kleeck LP: New-someGame 2ONC 2010001 452Chicago 1300001 574ONC: Slack and Allen Chicago: Shimkus andSchell WP: Shimkus LP: SlackMore sports on pages 26-28The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, 1982—25AmericanRed CrossTogether,we canchange things.A PuWic Service of This Newspaper ffjlA The Advertising Council SJTl SportsTennis team winds upby Caren GauvreauThe men’s tennis team completed its sea¬son last weekend at the Midwest ConferenceChampionships held in Minnesota. CarletonCollege won the tournament by defeatingex-champion Ripon College for the first timein three years. The Maroons took a respect¬able fifth place in a filed of eleven midwestDivision III teams.Despite having difficult draws and facingthe first or second seed in every event, Chi¬cago won every first-round match it played.The team's play in the early going is whatGRAFF & CHECKReal Estate1617 E. 55th St.1 Vi-21/2-4 room & 6 roomapartments. Immediate occupancy.Based on A vailabilityBU 8-5566A vailable to all comers gave it the relatively high final standing.The players were handicapped since theyplayed out of position due to the loss of thenumber one singles player, Phil Mowery,and another player who could not make thetrip. The Maroons had to default matches atthe number six singles and number three do¬ubles playing positions.Recent captain-elect Robert “Bob-bo”Londin has proved to be the most consistentplayer of the year. Londin had only one lossgoing into conference play. Starting the sea¬son primarily as a doubles player, he wasdrafted for singles due to injuries and loss ofplayers. In addition to Mowery, other out¬standing efforts throughout the year wereachieved by Peter Kang, who consistentlyplayed on a high level.With the return of the year’s entire teamincluding Zenon Krause, James Dix, BillWild and four red-shirted players, nextyear’s team has the potential to win the con¬ference title. 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Bill Simms’s optimism is very guarded.Midwest Conference Tournament ResultsSinglesNumber One-Number Two-Number Three-Number Four-Number Five-DoublesNumber One- Peter Kang (UC) d. Wirfel(Beloit) 1-6, 6-2, 6-0, Zodder(Carleton, tournament win¬ner) d. Kang (UC) 6-4, 6-2Zenon Krause (UC) d. Breen(Lake Forest) 6-3, 4-6, 6-1,Dolen (Cornell) d. Krause(UC) 6-1, 6-0Bill Wild (UC) d. Schramm(Knox) 1-6, 6-2, 6-2 Morrison(Carleton, tournament win¬ner) d. Wild (UC) 6-2, 6-0James Dix (UC) d. Atkins(Grinnell) 6-2, 6-4 Woolf(Ripon) d. Dix (UC) 6-1, 6-4Bob Londin (bye first round >Lumus (Carleton, tourna¬ment winner) d. Londin 6-1,6-0 Consolation Semi-finals -Londin (UC) d. Burbank(Monmoth) 6-4, 6-2 Edwards(Ripon) d. Londin (UC) 6-3,6-3Kang, Krause (UC) d. Men¬tor,. Hronzenick (Knox) 6-3,6-2 Zodder. Feurst (Carleton,tournament winner) d. Kang,Krause (UC) 6-1, 6-2Number Two- Dix, Lonin (UC) d. MasonGlanetto < Beloit) 6-2, 6-3 Fin-ertv, Bostniek (Grinnell) d.Dix, Londin (UC) 6-2, 6-3Chicago defaulted matches at the number six sin¬gles position and the number three doubles slot.-TAl SftVlYOO-' r'r /CHINESE-AMERICAN RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Daily 1 1 A -8:30 P.M.Closed Monday1318 E. 63rd MU 4-1062RockefellerChapelof Holy Communion10 amDiscussion Classon Gregorian ChantDavid Beaubien11 amUniversity ReligiousServiceBernard O. BrownDean of the Chapel26_jhe Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, 1982Women’s crew rebuildingBy Lina GoodeEditor’s note: An article in the May 7Maroon incorrectly reported that a women’sentry by the men's crew club defeated thewomen's crew club at the Midwest RowingChampionships. The women’s crewr club didnot enter the event, nor did a team from Cal¬vert, as the article stated. The Maroon apol¬ogizes for the error.Settled into their new boathouse on theChicago River, the 15 members of thewomen’s crew club are going through the re¬building paces. Most of the oarswomen onlystarted rowing this spring, so they have hada tough time competing against more expe¬rienced teams.At Notre Dame on April 24, the season gotoff to an exciting start as the UCWC varsityeight engaged in a seat-for-seat contestagainst Culver Military Academy. TheUCWC boat, containing six novices in theirfirst race, ultimately finished a few secondsbehind Culver and far behind first place fin¬isher Notre Dame. The varsity four entry,containing two novices, also lost to NotreDame but whipped the Lincoln Park BoatClub to finish second. In the novice eightevent, UCWC finished third and last to NotreDame and Grand Valley State College, butearned verbal praise from the competitors’coaches for its performance.A MEDLEY OF MEDIEVAL POETRYTODAY • 4:30 pm • Harper 284All English Undergraduates andgraduates welcomeRefreshments Served At the Midwest Rowing Championships onMay 1 in Madison, UCWC entered the novicefour and novice eight races. In its first no¬vice four race, UCWC finished seventh andlast with a slow time of 9:32.3 over 1,850meters. The novice eight finished last inboth its heat and the consolation finalagainst Wisconsin, Minnesota, Nebraska,and Kansas. However, the crew gained ex¬perience in dealing with equipment prob¬lems during the course of a race.Coach Susan Urbas believes the novicesare learning quickly and performing well,given their level of experience. “I'm farfrom satisfied,” she said, “but the best in¬terests of the team now lie in our focus beingon long term development. That sometimesmeans sacrificing short term performanceto boatings that maximize team experience.I am proud of their efforts to date and con¬fident that with hard work, we will see cal¬culated improvement as the season pro¬gresses.”The women’s crew will compete at Water¬loo, Iowa on May 15 and at the NationalWomen's Rowing Association RegionalChampionships in Minneapolis on May 30.Women interested in recreational or com¬petitive rowing this spring and summershould contact UCWC president Elisse Ghi-telman at 955-5253.HYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Woodlawn Ave.Church School (all ages) 9:45 a.m.Worship Nursery Provided 11:OOa.m.W Kenneth Williams, MinisterSusan Johnson. Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, Serve—Join the Episcopal Church Council atthe University of Chicago for:Thursday Noon Eucharist at Bond ChapelandSunday Evening Eucharist (5:30 pm) and— Supper (6:00 pm)f ] Bishop Brent House\ / 5540 S. Woodlawn Ave.ji v JHYDE PARKTHE VERSAILLESIDEAL FOR STUDENTS324-0200• Large studios• Walk-in Kitchen• Utilities included• Furn. or unfurn.• Campus bus at doorBASED ON AVAILABILITY5254 S. Dorchester G.W. OPTICIANS1519E. 55thTel. 947-9335Eyes examined ami Contact Lensei fitted byregistered Optometrists.Specialists m Qaafity Eyewear at ReasonablePrices.Lab on premises for fast service - framesreplaced, lenses duplicated and pre¬scriptions filledeoiscooalcanw Festival of Baroque Musicand EvensongJ.S. Bach: Cantata 4Christ lag in TodesbandenSundayMay 16 Church of St. Paul and the Redeemer4945 South Dorchester at 50th4 pm Benjamin Lane, Organist and ChoirmasterAdmission: Free SportsAn introduction to lacrosseBy Phil GreenMany locals have been attracted by thesight of numerous men, armed with helmetsand gloves, throwing around small ballswith long sticks on the Midway. The activityis not a new fad, but an old Indian gamecalled lacrosse, known affectionately to itsparticipants as lax.The object in lacrosse is to score moregoals than you permit. Nine players plus agoalie take the field for each team. Threemen are designated as attackmen and threeas defensemen. Although the game resem¬bles hockey in its rules and ferocity, its off¬sides policy is unique. Attackmen and defen¬semen must remain on their respectiveoffensive and defensive halves of the play¬ing field. The three remaining men, calledmidfielders, are allowed to move freely toeither side of the field without incurring apenalty.Like hockey, when a player commits aninfraction he is removed from the playingsurface for an allocated amount of time.Similar to backchecking in hockey, players are permitted to check an opponent’s stickwith their stick and like forechecking,players may check their opponent’s bodywith their own. Lacrosse tends to have jhigher scores than hockey since its goals arelarger than hockey goals and its actionmuch more regimented.A UC lacrosse club was recently formedby interested participants. They practice onTuesdays and Thursdays on the Midway forabout an hour, beginning at 5:00 pm. Theclub will provide gloves and pads — but nosticks to newcomers. Anyone with a stick oran interest in attaining one is welcome tocheck out the club during the above times orcontact Phil Green at 753-8342, Rm. 433.Sports CalendarRUGBYMay 15 — Lincoln Park rugby club, 2 p.m.,Stagg Field!VEN'3a'For theGraduateMICHAEL ... ctMES -,, 0-hEr ,vand E’-LFl-L uc ACCO-nTHE EXAMINE ■ (pn,aC'C- ',s‘EO'ST"«'8L!CACCOlS ,.PUBLIC ■CERTI*1-PRESCK.or th»!T**55«nohandsome, engraved replica of vour hard earneddiploma is sure to be an elegant addition to any officeor home Vour diploma is engraved in jewelers brassto match your original, then mounted on a handfinished 9"x11" walnut plaque To order, send us aclear photocopy of your diploma with your check ormoney order for $49 95 (Illinois residents please add6% sales tax). Your money will be refupded if you arenot completely satisfied$10 Discount Coupon $10Send this coupon with your order for anengraved diploma plaque and receive adiscount of $10 for each plaque. Thiscoupon offer is good until July 1,1982Benedeck & Fey Engravers7005 Ogden Ave.Berwyn, Illinois 60402The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, 1982—27Inside IMSocim and softball playoffs overrun MidwayBy Bob LaBelleIt appears as if all the IM playoffs havebegun at the same time. What with coed,ladder, and double-elimination softballplus soccer, playoff games can be foundpractically anywhere along the Midway.In socim, the early season favorites con¬tinue to dominate the playoff picture. Inthe graduate league, Jamaicans meetsBlue Star in the first round, while Ilia needonly get by Van Der Waal's Force. Ilia de¬feated that team 7-1 when they met earlierin the season. Ilia and the w inner of Jamai-can-Blut Star will meet on Thursday, May20.In a moi lent of insight, the IM Office de¬cided to al.ow six teams into the indepen¬dent league playoffs. That’s a very gooddecision because for the first time inyears, the independent league has morethan one good team. Moreover, the pro¬tests and disqualifications left the divisiona mess. The six-team playoff gives every¬one a fresh start so that talent — and, ho¬pefully, not protests — can determine thewinners.The residence league, as usual, took ahuge number of teams to the playoffs.Things won’t get interesting until the semi¬finals are reached. Early favorites, as inthe regular season, are Fallers and LowerFlint.Both the red division and white divisionin women’s socim were undecided at presstime. The assorted league belongs to QuelBogue, which should easily breeze by theresidence teams for the All-Universitychampionship.Softball will also reach its less-than-dra-matic regular season conclusion nextweek. The double elimination divisions arestill mostly on hold. Hence, the delay be¬fore the playoffs. The expected teams areatop their brackets with a few suprises.Chamberlin, Hale, Reapers, and Hitch¬cock “A”, as expected, have all reachedthe finals in the winners bracket. NUTSalso reached the finals in the independentleague but then lost to Feel Your Buddy ina miserable showing. NUTS and Feel YourBuddy, each now with one loss, squared offagain Wednesday for the division champi¬onship, but results were unavailable atpress time.In another surprise victory, MolecularSievers powered past pre-season favoriteSee Your Food in the finals of the winners’ bracket of the graduate white division. Thetwo teams meet again in the championship— a game which Molecular Sieves can losebut See Your Food cannot.Meanwhile, coed softball has advancedinto the semi-finals of the playoffs. Thecoed league this year has been plagued byforfeits. Almost one-half of all games werewon by forfeit. Characteristic of the lack ofenthusiasm, only one wild-card wasawarded because no teams applied for theothr two spots.In coed residence play, last year’s bestteams, Hitchcok/Snsll and Hale, should re¬peat in the finals. Hitchcock/Snell haslooked consistent and strong throughoutthe season while Hale has had some defen¬sive and hitting lapses. Moreover, Halehas lost several key female players whileHitchcock/Snell returns intact. The re¬match will be close.In coed graduate softball, perennialpowerhouse Brickbats dominates theleague. It is joined again this year by BSHitters. The likely gradute final betweenthese two teams might virtually be the All-University game since these grad teamshave hitting power superior to any under¬graduate teams. Who Cares and possiblyArtful Dodgers might challenge thesepowerhouses in the playoffs.GAMES TO WATCHSOCIMJamaican BCFC vs. Blue Star Vorwaets, Mon¬day, May 17, 3:45 p.m., Midway EastThese two teams have jockeyed for thenumber two position in the polls all year. Nowthey have the chance to prove their claims aswell as gain the right to meet probable opponentIlia Y La Lastima in the finals. The all-star filledJamaicans has so much talent that it’s difficultto find fault. The real fault lies in the excess oftalent which reduces the team’s cohesiveness.On the other hand, Blue Star is too dependent onmidfielder Bob Fritz. This game more than anyother so far will show soccer talent versus soccertalent and Blue Star corns up slightly wanting.Jamaican BCFS +1.SOFTBALLHale vs. Hitchcock/Snell, Sunday, May 16, 1p.m., North Field WestThe smallest coed house on campus, Hale,faces the largest in this rematch of last year’scoed finals. Hitchcock/Snell’s defense has beenmagnificent, particularly because it can rely onits female players. Hale comes up short in thatarea. Hale, however, has the edge in hittingpower, especially in recent games since Hitch¬cock/Snell has been having problems at theplate. Hitchcock/Snell +1 run.CalendarFRIDAYCenter for Middle Eastern Studies: Bizden Size:Araz Mirhadi will present slides of Soviet CentralAsia (in Turkish) 12:30 pm. Pick 218.Economics Workshop: Seminar-‘‘Estimating theStructure of a Linear System” speaker Prof. E.J.Hannan, 1:30 pm, Social Science 402.Calvert House: Lease for Catholic worker soupkitchen, 3:00 pm, from 5735 University.Music Dept: Lorene Richardson and ElizabethYoung sing music of Bach, Dowland, Dufay, etc.3:00 pm, Goodspeed Hall. Free.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Arabic Circle-“Observations on the Theory of the Oral Traditionof Ancient Arabic Poetry” speaker Dr. MichaelZwettler, 3:30 pm. Pick 218.Hillel: Reform/Progressive Sabbath Services, 5:30pm; Adat Shalom Co-op Sabbath Dinner, 7:00 pm,5715 Woodlawn.Calvert House: Medical Students program “Deal¬ing with Dying Patients” speaker ReverendCharles Paine, 5:30 pm. 5735 UniversityDoc Films: “An American Werewolf in London”7:15, 9:30 pm; "Plan Nine from Outer Space” mid¬night, Cobb.Grad School of Business: Follies-"Life in theFaust Lane” an original musical comedy, 8:00 pm,Mandel Hall. Tickets available at ReynoldsClub.Hillel: Lecture-” Jews and the Left in 20th CenturyAmerica” speaker Prof. Arthur Liebman, 8:45 pm,5715 Woodlawn.SATURDAYHillel: Yavneh (Orthodox) Sabbath Services, 9:15am; Upstairs Minyan (Conservative/Egalitarian)Sabbath Services, 9:30 am, 5715 Woodlawn.Calvert House: Sacrament of Reconciliation,4:30-5:00 pm, 5735 University.Crossroads: Italian Night dinner, 6:00 pm, pleasemake reservations; at 7:15 pm, Fred Gardaphe willtell stories of Italian American experience.Law School Films: “Bringing up Baby” 7:15 and9:30 pm. Law School Aud.28—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, Music Dept: Linda Chessick and Margaret Per¬kins, music by Bach, Hindemith, 8:00 pm, Good-speed Hall, freeGrad School of Business: Follies-“Life in theFaust Lane” 8:00 pm. Mandel Hall.SUNDAYLutheran Campus Ministry: Sermon and Eu¬charist 8:30 and 10:45 am; Sunday School andAdult Education, 9:30 am, 5500 Woodlawn.Calvert House: Mass, 8:30 am and 5 pm at CalvertHouse, 11:00 am at Bond Chapel.Hillel: Lox and Bagel Brunch, 11:00 am, 5715Woodlawn.Hillel: Picnic-for information call 752-1127.Oriental Institute: Film-”Iran: Land Marks in theDessert” 2:00 pm, 1155 E. 58th St.MARRS: Fighting practice, 3:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Concert: “Source” magazine experimental musicconcert, 3:00 pm, International House.Episcopal Church Council: Holy Eucharist 5:30pm, Sunday Supper, 6:00 pm, 5540 Woodlawn.United Methodist Foundation: “Political Consen¬sus and Religious Diversity” speaker RobinLevin, 7:00 pm, 5745 S. Blackstone.Doc Films: “Medea” 8:00 pm, Cobb.Foikdancers: Advanced level folkdancing 8:00 pm,Ida Noyes.Chamber Orchestra and New Music Ensemble:Works by Stravinsky and University of Chicagocomposers, 8:00 pm, Goodspeed Hall. Free.Woodward Court Lecture: “Poetry and TheTheatre" speaker Nicholas Rudall, 8:30 pm, Wood¬ward Court.Law School Films: “Bringing Up Baby" 8:30 pm,Law School Aud.MONDAYCrossroads: English classes for foreign women.10:00 am, 5621 Blackstone.Lecture/Demonstration: Indian classical dance-The Odissi Tradition, 4:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Dept of Chemistry: “Photodetachment ThresholdProcesses” speaker Prof. Carl Lineberger. 4:00pm, Kent 103.1982 IM socim playoff action yesterday.SOCIM TOP TENSMen’s graduate*1. Ilia Y la Lastima2. Jamaican BCFC3. Blue Star Vorwaets4. Achilles and the Heels5. Orient ExpressHonorable Mention: Van Der Wall’sForce, Monetary ApproachMen’s Undergraduate1. Psi Upsilon2. Fallers3. KUUC4. Lower Flint5. Amalgamation6. Saudi Union7. Dodd/ Mead8. Hitchcock “A” 9.Michelson “A”10.Dewey “A”Honorable Mention; Eats Hit, HendersonWomen’s*1. Quel Bogue2. Dudley3. Snell4. Upper Wallace5. Three’s a CrowdHonorable Mention: Shorey, Crown RatsDR. M.R. 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Advertisingdeadlines: 12 noon Wednesday for the Fridaypaper; 12 noon Friday for the Tuesday paper.Submit ads to Ida Noyes Hall, room 304, ormail them in (with payment) to The ChicagoMaroon, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago IL 60637. Forinformation about display advertising, call 7533263. The Maroon is not responsible for goodsor services purchased through the classifiedadvertising section.SPACEStudio Apartment, Hild Realty Group 955 1200Looking for housing? Check InternationalHouse, for grad students and for scholarsvisiting Chicago. 753-2270, 2280.Student Government publishes a list ofavailable housing. Call 753-3273 or stop by theSG office, 3rd floor Ida Noyes.CONDO FOR SALE V2 blk. from UCFieldhouse, 2 BR. Ig. bkyd. sun rm. sewing rm.mod kit Ray School 493-2869.Roommate wanted-June-lyr, communal dinners, coed 4 bdrm 57&Dorchester. Call 6 7pm752-2665.SUMMER SUBLET Large 1 BR Apt 55th &Hyde Pk. Blvd Avail mid June Sept 1 RentNegotiable. Call 324-6066 Evenings.Write your paper or book next year atop adune, surrounded by trees, overlooking LakeMichigan. 3-4 br house, Sept June $295 per mo+ util. 75 min by car to Chgo. or take So Shoretrain. Grad student or faculty preferred 6245978.Lake view bedroom w/AC in sunny 3 bdrm aptSecurity, parking, laundry, campus bus routes5130/mo + elec. Call Jane 538-6159, NonsmokersNewport 4800 S. Shore Dr-Large 1 bdrm facinglake & north eat in kit 19 FI 24 hr doorman Immed Occ Al Booth 726-0083; weekends 871 5224Nr. UC large 4 room apt tile bath shower britesunny front and rear porch avail now 288-0718Responsible student pref to room in sunnyhouse CLOSE to campus. Possible option forfall great back yard! Call Lee at 667 6947.Two bedroom apt for rent 1st fir house on SoShore Dr. Fireplace and view of lake. Privateparking. 380.00 per mo, heat included. AvailJune. 933-1955.2 Bdrms avail in Lge 3 Bdrm apt 6/15-9/30 57thand Kimbark reasonable rent 288 5359Summer Sublet: Large 2 bdrm w/balcony;turn, avail., Fall option; avaif Jun 1; 5339Harper $430/mo. 752-1194Attractive 2-bdrm basement apt 5 rooms on thelake. Nr UC transp. 731-0880/375-1661.Share 4 bedroom townhouse with single fatherand 5-yr-old daughter. 57th and Drexel. Com¬fortable house has sm backyard, basement,garage. Quiet, cooperative, progressive homeCall Mike, 684-3790, early morn, 6-8am.Summer sublet 2 bdrm 54th & Dorchester avail6/15 400/mo negotiable 241-5840 eveAll yr. vacation home io minutes from campus.Large wooded lot, 126 ft. front on Singer Lake2 story brick and cedar contemp oak fir.cathedral 1.4, stone f.p., all wood interior.$66,175. Owner financed. Call Milt. Priger 616-429-4663 Am. Homes-Century 21, 1816 W. JohnBeers Rd., Stevensville, Mich. 49137.Studio University cond. bldg 55th St poolavailable 7/1-9/30. Call 241 6028 morningbefore 9.STUDIO APT University park nr UC lovelyview pool 24 hr security avail June 393-1034Furnished Room, safe area, on campus, $210 +util immediate occupancy 752-7152, 281-3254.1bdrm avail in cozy, fully turn 2 bdrm apt June6-Aug 7; $160/mo; female only 54th & Harper;call Joan, 241 5688.Studio apt avail June 1, near U of C. $220 util in-cl. Grad student neat & responsible pref.serious inquiry need call 238-7941.Summer Sub June 1-Aug 31 Lrg 1-bdrm 55th 8,Lake Shore Dr-Pool-Sec Rent neg call 667 1084 STUDIO APT. for summer sublet. Furnished,clean, in safe building 5316 S. DorchesterRENT NEGOTIABLE Call 493 6710after 9pm.SUMMER LEASE-2 br. apt. w/WATERBEDS,52 and Kenwood. Available mid-June thruSeptember, rent negotiable. Call Dave at 3635244.1 rm; kitch; bath. $225/mo 5110 S. KenwoodJune-Sept call John; 324-2774.SUMMER SUBLET Lge 1 BR Apt 2 Sunnyfront rms Avail June-late Sept (flexible) Rsnble rent 54 & Harper Close to Coop, bus and 1Clines, Giordano. Call 363-4564.Summer sublet, 2bdrm, 2bath, nicely furnished, view of lake8.loop, spacious, $390/mo 3242273Wisconsin.Furn Country House, 13 Acres,Creek. 2 Mi Lake Geneva 90 minutes Chicago.$425/mo June-Sept 492-9598 or 996 4687955 3520 1 br in 3 br apt 54 & KIMBARK$150/mo partially furnished. Grad studentpref.SUMMER SUBLET with fall option-Twobedroom apt one block from Lake, Available6/12/82 Summer Rent Negotiable 1713 E. 55th955 6650Room for nonsmoker, grad in 2 BDRM aptavail July 1 $ 170/mo 624-5541 or 947 6644For rent: 1 bdrm. condo apt., East Hyde Park,overlooking lake, furnished, air conditioned,modern amenities, excellent security. Callafter 7:00 pm 288 3062.2 bedrooms, furnished, clean, close to campus.Inexpensive, sunporch call Phil at 753 3751room 103. Leave a message anytime of day.4’2 rm ground fir apt on the lake. Near UCtransp off-street parking. Student(s) preferredJune 1, $220, 375-1661 731-0880Nice furnished room kitchen priv. Co op areaavail June 1 Call 955 7083.4 room apt near Univ. $285 Call weekdays 9 to 5SKYLINE MANAGEMENT 674 1590Luxury 1 bdr apt Univ Park Cond, north view,carpeted, avail June 12, $450. John 947 0107.Summer sublet 1 or 2 bdrms in lge 2 bdrm apt54/Woodlawn avail 7/1 $165/person/mth,negotiable call Ann/Beth 493-1746 leavemessage.Roommate wanted. Bdrm w/bath avail in sunny 3 bdrm cmplte w/plants & cat Mid Junew/fa|l option $190/mo heat included, nonsmk.684 1388 or 947-1856, 10-5 Amy.FEMALE ROOMMATE Own bedroom in 4bedroom 2 ba apt 55th & Hyde Pk Blvd Sunny,Semi-furnished Reasonable Rent. Call Jenny643-1588.Co-op apt 5617 So Dorchester 6 rms porch twobaths a/c wbfp darkroom quiet, secureelevator bldg $72000 643-8097.Summer Sublet Ig studio in bldg w/laundry,sun roof, guard. On minibus rt 53 & Dorchester$265 mo w/utils or best offer 241-5919 eves.Summer Sublet 1,2 or 3 spots avail in 3 bdrmapt completely furnished newly remodeled54 th & E11 is. For more info call 947 9714Summer Sublet-Madison Pk apts turn 1 bdrmavail 6/13 to 8-7-$276 mo-2nd fir overlooks parknonsmokers-must be assoc with UC. 624 4702Bob or Debbie.For rent or sale Huge 3 br 2 bath condo newlyrenovated 54th-Cornell formal dining roommodern kitchen $575 per mo 248 8179.3 Ig bdrms and 1 sm bdrm avail for summersublet at 54th and Ellis. Rent is $138 for thelarge rooms, and $111 for the small room. Allrooms sunny, includes living room and kit¬chen. Located on D minibus route For moreinfo, call Sherrie at 947 8437 between 5-7 pm.Summer Sublet w/fall option. 1 br apt 55 &Everett. Sunny spacious. $165/mo start June 1.493 5287. Best time early in eveningSUBLET 54 & Kimbark 4 bdrm $145 ea 324 1397before 10am.Sublet University Park One Bedroom AptBlackstone & 55th. AC Color TV Pool SecurityLaundry Available June 325 mo 667 3005 FOR RENTKimbark and 56th St.-Lovely 2 bedroom anddining room apt just $650/month. Available atonce.Urban Search 337-2400Room avail Jun 1-in 4-bedroom apt w/sunporch fireplace. Nice location near 55th andshops. Grad students and Nonsmokers prefer¬red. $156.25/month til Oct. Call 363 6283Spacious bed-sitting room with fireplace Infaculty home near campus. For responsiblestudent couple. Periodic housesitting requiredAvailable by August 1.324 5116.57 & BLACKSTNE. 2, pos 3 spaces in 3 bdrmapt For Summer; pos Fall Option for 1.$240/pers Furn large sunny, SAFE. Non-smok,females pref. Call 752-0797, Rochelle or KarenWest Hyde Park rent with option to buyspacious 3 bedroom 2 bath with new kitchenand bath enclosed sunporch available immediately contact Toney 538-6185 after 7 pm3bedroom townhouse H? baths, remodeled,hardwood floors, private prkg, central ac 8%financing, call Ted 947 6099, 667 5994, evesRoommate wanted for summer, furnishedapartment. Female preferred. 55th and Drexel$145/mo. Call eves. 955-5253.Room w/kitchen access, summer w/falloption-non smoker female stud (pref neat gradstud.) 55 & E11 is $140 + 20 util. Call Mike/Yolanda 288 5248 eves.SUMMER SUBLET June Sept 51st/S HydePark Blvd. Overlooks Lake, near IC/Bus $180Peter 324 2558.Sub bdrm in 3bdrm apt 56th & Blackstone,$175/month. June 15-Sept 15. Dates Neg Non¬smoking woman pref. 288-7433.CONDO TOSUBLETIdea location, 56th & Kimbark, near campusand trans sunny 1 bedroom, full furnished 6/1-8/30. Leave phone number for Judy on 924 5057machine.SPACE WANTEDWant to rent house in Kenwood Hyde Park. 3 8Bdrms. Start lease 9-82. Pay $450 $1200 permonth depending on size. Exclnt. Refs. Call955-7931 Anytime.PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processingResearch conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communication. Department of Behavioral SciencesPhone 962 8859.FULLTIME CHILDCARE wanted for infant inH. Pk home. 8am 6pm, M-F, 6/1-7/30 Must bereliable, enjoy children, pmt neg 752-4904 evesLaw stud needs loving babysitter for lovingbright 3 yr old girl. Chance to participate in accelerated edu program with child. Preferfluent speaker in Hebrew, Russian, or ChineseEves May 21-29. Weekend eves and some amhrs starting early June thru '83. Must have owntrans to Lake Shore Drive area. Good pay Callcollect 217 384 3040.Creative Person to work with children 6 11 yrsSept-June 15-20 hrs/wk $5/hr ph 924-1253 evesRELIABLE PERSON(S) needed to care for 6yr. old girl various time slots during summer.Call 667-6988, evenings only.SUMMER JOB Work study student only.Please help run experiments in behavior pharmacology. Part-time or full-time. Call Gene753 4069,753 3920.Chicago's largest computer magazine,Computer Resource Exchange Monthly, needsa bright person to become part of a small, informal mgmt. team. 1001 tasks to do. Goodcommunication skills & unflappable attitudeneeded. Nonsmoker. Send resume to L.Banaszak, Rm 600, 520 N Michigan, ChicagoIL 60611.FOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Model Camera 1342 E 55th St. 493 6700Women's 3 speed bike Good Cond $60 493 1066Desk & Chair $25 Comfortable cushion rockingchair $15 backpack child carrier $10 955 3747Beautiful Heritage DR Table seats 6-10 goodcondition -I- 6 Upholstered Chairs excellentcondition at fraction original cost 955 3747. Classified AdsMoving Sale Lg Hydepk apt Everything pricedto sell 5115 S. Ellis May 8 May 15 9 4Refrig 8> frzr, 15 cu. ft., frostless, 4 yrs old,$150.752 2957.20 cu. ft. self defrosting old frig $45 239 8224REFRIGERATOR Sears Coldspot 26x30x58Great Shape Must Sell Best Offer 624 560524 in Raleigh 3-spd bike $60 20-in Raleigh bike$30 324-1985 evenings.VW '69 BEETLE, white, automatic, originalowner; some rust & dents, but only 65,000miles. Runs fine! $850 or best offer 955-0565Stereo: supersonic, 2 yrs old $70, Oriental rug$65; fan-back wicker chair $40, Wok $15 call324 0840 and leave messageUsed 10-speed Motobecane Nomade 23" FrameGood condition $125 754-3792 days 747 6163eves.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES—and now has a memory.Phone 955 4417;Psychotherapist, Women's Groups, Individual,and Couple Therapy. Sliding Scale, MaryHallowitz, MSW, ACSW 947-0154.James Bone, editor-typist. 363-0522.Typing term papers reas. rates call 684 6882WEDDINGS photographed. Call Leslie, 5361626.RAAB DECORATING SERVICE Interior &Exterior Very neat. Best reference Veryreasonable. 20 years in neighborhood CallRaab, 221-5661Professional typing and editing 324 8719TYPING. Term papers, theses, etc. IBM correcting Selectric. All projects welcome 791 -1674Need A Typist? Excellent work Reasonablerates. Tel: 536 7167.Continued on next pageNEW LISTING — lovely studio apt . convenientto everthing - shopping, transportation and U. ofC. campus Low assessments and taxes. Afford¬able price - $20 s.PRICED RIGHT to sell in the S60 s. Two bed¬rooms. formal living room and dining room, eat-in kitchen, nice back porch and back yard. Closein to U. of C. Lets take a look56th AND BLACKSTONE Super U. of C. loca¬tion, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, leaded glass Lower$80’s. Exceptional owner financingGOLDEN CIRCLE - NEW LISTING 2 bedrooms-f 2 studies make this a cozy campus home;modem kitchen, lovely yard, hardwood floorsand lots more. Financing too1 Mid $70’sA HYDE PARK HOUSE with backyard, porch,frontyard, 4+ bedrooms and a large kitchen Areal buy in the Mid $70's.ONLY IN THE 30’s. . Super buy for someoneneeding good size two bedroom unit. Park. lake,shopping and transportation at your door.Garage too!EXCELLENT LOCATION - well maintainedcondo with lots of electrical outlets Features 2bedrooms plus two study areas, excellent build¬ing reserve, nice back yard plus special low in¬terest financing Mid $60’sSPECTACULAR LIGHT! Six room condo, com¬pletely redone - new walls, new windows, newbaths" new kitchen, new electric, new It’s at56th and Harper and its only $69,500! This onewon’t last’ Call today!We have an excellent selection ofprime listings. Call today to be puton our mailing list.HILO REALTY GROUP1365 E. 53rd St.355-1800The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, 1982—29Classified AdsContinued from page 29TENNIS LESSONS from former college andpro. player/coach. Call Brian 493-8411.MUSIC LESSONS-Piano, voice, folk guitar forbeginning fo intermediafe levels. All ageswelcome. 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Get the best seat so come early.Come see the human spit-sink live on stage B-level weeknights-DGCIf my mother doesn't let me go to Dogberry Iam going to hold my breath til I turn blue.Residents of Jackson Prison interested in cor-responsence. Antoinne Evans, #138870, andChris Hinds #143537, P.O. Box E, Jackson, Ml49204.WANTEDTop dollar for 1 commencement ticket call 752-4687 nights.Driver to take '81 Dodge Colt to Calif. CallCharlotte Salomon, 752-7460.SCENES ■Scientific Pacifism: A New Paradigm? A lec¬ture by Bradford Lyttle. May 19, 5615 S.Woodlawn. Help! I need one ticket for 6/12 commence¬ment. Will pay generously. Tanya 753 3444.I need several tickets for 6-12 graduation!! Willpay leave message 3-8342 John C. Rm. 1108.PERSONALSHappy B day Vicky Sroczynski. What awoman!Love, L.Make C: Visit us even though you aren't withus any longer. Love, The M.C. Fan Club.Hey Cutie Pie, you're such a honey!MAY 22 is DOGBERRY Day-Drinks, food,drugs, damn; I don't have room to write theaddressBittman, Brack, and Weave-Save my sunchair, eh? Miss you. Love-French Toast 6/12 COMME NCEME NT-Several TicketsNeeded Will Pay TOP DOLLAR. 363 8539Evenings.RIDESRider wanted to D.C. Leaving June 12 room forfurnifure, etc. 324-5364.LOST & FOUNDIf you lost a young male lilac-point Siamese cat(and want it back), call 241-7461.PIANO LESSONSEDWARDMONDELLOBeginners and advanced 752 4485.PROSPECTIVEGRADUATESPurchasingFinanceCustomer Service Inventory ManagementData ProcessingMerchandisingIf you are about to graduate and are looking for a startingpoint for your career, consider our MANAGEMENT DE¬VELOPMENT PROGRAM. At McMaster-Carr, you willgain experience in some or all of the above areas.We’re a dynamic, growth-oriented industrial firm that putsa lot of energy into developing human resources. Becauseof our impressive record of growth, we need additionalcandidates to take part in our Management DevelopmentProgram. We think we’ve got something special to offerindividuals with ambition and initiative ... a long-term, re¬warding future in management.If you’d like to be considered, please send a resume to:M. MORROWMcMASTER-CARRsupply company600 County Line RoadElmhurst, IL 60126An Equal Opportunity Employer M/F GAY AND LESBIANCOFFEEHOUSEGALA sponsors a weekly coffeehouse on Tues-day nights at 9:00 pm now in Cobb Coffeeshop,basement of Cobb Hall. Refreshments andcamaraderie are served free of charge. All arewelcome. Following the coffeehouse the GALAdiscussion group meets to discuss issues, pro¬blems and concerns of the gay and lesbiancommunity in a warm, supportive setting.Everyone is invited.SUMMER SUBLETLg 1 bdrm turn apt 53rd & Hyde Pk aval June15 thru Aug 31 $400/mo garage sp also aval Call324-5922 nitesCHILDRENNEEDEDChildren needed for University of Chicagoreading sfudy. Earn money. It's fun and educa¬tional. Does this describe you? 5 or 6th gradeleft-handed boy or girl? 7 or 8th grade right-handed boy or girl? Please call 753-4735 fordetails.PETE'S MOVINGStudent with Pickup Truck can move your stuffFAST and CHEAP. No job too small! Call Peteat 955-5180MOVERS OFSTUDENTSNICER students with BIGGE R truck can moveanything, anywhere, anytime RAIN ORSHINE call John or Joe or Jim 752-7081 24hr/-dayORIENTATIONAIDES 1982-83Applications for the position of General Orientation Aide in the College for the 1982-83academic year are available in Harper 269.former O-Aides must re-apply. Applicationsdue no later than May 14. Questions? Call 9628620. ORIENTAL CARPETSOPEN HOUSE AND SALEThis recent shipment includes new, semi¬antique and antique tribal rugs and kilims. MyMiddle East partner individually selected eachcarpet for its fine condition and uniqueness.Low overhead assures lowest possible prices.We recommend that you visit soon as we willbe shipping ALL carpets to our summer storenear Boston. LAST OPEN-HOUSE OF YEARON MAY 15 16. Call 288 0524 for more info orprivate appt.MODELCAMERAPRICE REDUCTIONSMinolta SG-1 was 189.95, now 169.95 MinoltaXG-M was 229.95, now 199.95 Canon AE-1 was239.95, now 189.95 Canon A 1 was 399.95, now369.95 Olympus OM-2 was 389.95, now 279.95Olympus OM 10 was 218.00, now 189.95 All ofthe above come with normal lenses and fullfactory guarantee. All purchases include a freeroll of color film and processing! You won'tfind a better deal in Chicago! Model camera,1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700.FREE PHOTOWORKSHOPHOW TO USE YOUR CAMERA: Sun May 16 23pm DEVELOP NEGATIVES: TuesMay 1879pm PRINT PHOTOGRAPHS: Mon May 24 7 9pm RESERVATIONS req for each class SAO753-3591 or stop in office all meet in Ida Noyes218.EXTRATICKETS?I need one or two graduation tickets. Will paygenerously. Leave message with Mary at 3690731.CALLING ARTISTSSTUDENT ARTWORK WANTED FOR ARTSHOW 5/20 5/25 any 2 D art ok. Call SAO 7533591 to reserve your space. Space is limitedCall early.HYDE PARK ’SBEST LIVINGFOR RENT!Lucky “Newporters” enjoy the best of everything! They live a veryshort ride from the U. of C. by car, hike or Campus Bus, yet arealso just 12 minutes from the Loop by express transportation!Besides convenient location, Hyde Park's premier lakefront com¬plex boasts extraordinary views, in-building garage, commissary,swimming pool, running track, doorman & security. The modem,care-free apartments are condominiums, but several investor unitsare for rent, and they are move-in ready! You can live in aNewport one bedroom for $550/mo, or a two bedroom, 2 hathresidence for $750/mo! Why settle for less?Agent on duty at first-floor rental office Monday-Friday, 10 to 4:Sunday, Noon to 3.THE NEW PORT4800 S. Lake Shore DriveUrban Search .337-2400 0IAUOHyde Park’s Largest Residential Broker.30—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, 1982Classified AdsSTEPTUTORINGHelp a kid feel bright and intelligent. Volunteerto tutor elementary or high school students fortwo hours a week. Contact Peter at 643 1733(evenings) for more informationHAIRCUTS BYMERRIEThe haircuts everyone is talking about. Professional styling in the relaxed atmosphere of myhome for only $10. Call today 324 4105OLDER SUBJECTSNEEDEDWe need people between 40 and 55 years of ageto participate in a drug preference study. Onlysafe, commonly prescribed drugs involvedEarn $195 in 9 weeks. For further information,call 947 6348.W.P. BEAR MOVINGWe move almost anything anywhere! Callanytime 241-5264.CONDO FOR SALELovely sunny 5 rm condo, 2 BR. Totallyrenovated. Oak fl. & buffet, frpI., bale., PLUS!Fin. 10.5°.. Call Karen d. 947-5456. e. 947 0859.UC HOTLINENeed help? For information, referrals, help ina crisis, or just somebody to talk to—call UCHotline, 753-1777, 7 pm to 7 am every night.WOMEN'S RAPGROUPWomen's Rap Group meets every Monday at7:30 pm at the blue Gargoyle, 5655 S. Unviersi-ty Ave. Sponsors are Women's Union & Univer¬sity Feminist Organization. For info call 7525655.LITERARYMAGAZINEPrimavera, a literary magazine devoted to theexperiences & perspectives of women, seekspoetry, short stories & graphics We also needvolunteers to work on the staff. Mailmanuscripts to Primavera at 1212 E. 59th St.For info call 752 5655.CURIOUS?Need to know the library's hours, the numberof the Doctor-on-call, how to get to the NorthSide, or what's happening on campus tonight?For information on transportation, entertainment, university facilites, contraception,pregnancy testing, or just about anything elseyou need to know—call the UC Hotline; 7531777, 7 pm to 7 am.RUMMAGE SALEMay 15, 19828 A.M. tol P.MBaked goods, plants, toys,household goods, furnitureChurch of St. Paul and theRedeemer<* Dorchester at 50th Street ACHTUNG!LEARN GERMAN!TAKE APRIL WILSON'S GERMAN COURSETO HIGHPASS THE SUMMER LANGUAGEEXAM AND/OR LEARN GERMAN FORFUN. Reading selections include Kafka,Freud, Mann & thought provoking Proverbs.Classes will meet June 21-July 22, M F, thereare 3 sections: 10-12, 1-3 & 6 8 pm. For more information & to register, call: 667 3038BOOKSALEThousands of books still on sale today at annual Divinity School Assoc. Booksale. Manybooks have been reduced to 50% SINCE thestart of the sale! Sale continuous until 3:30 onFri in Swift Hall Commons.FOTAINTRODUCES:JANSDANCES MAY17THMANDEL HALL 8PMPerforming Mountain of Needles Adance/game premiere by Jan Erkert Ticketsat Reynolds Club Box Office $2 50 UCID; $4 00others.CLOWNSON THE QUADSSee the U of C's own clown troupe perform onthe quads! E.F Clown and Co. will be cavorting Monday, May 17 at noon on campus for theFestival of the Arts!! Wow!!!!POETS, ARTISTS,WRITERSToday is the Literary Review Deadline! If youstill want to submit some work for the Springissue, leave copies in the Maroon officeVINTAGECLOTHING SALEMay 15 & 16 12noon-6 pm. Hundreds of additional pieces including Spring Summer cottons, Victorian whites. Heaven at 6981 NSheridan.FOTA PRESENTS-OPENING FESTIVITIESON THE QUADSMAY 17-MONDAYCountry Dancers, Maypole Dance, EF Clown,Jugglers, Friends of the Louvre, Tensor Tympani, the Medieval And Renaissance Societyperforming MILLER'STALE by ChaucerNUCLEAR HOTLINEThe Chicago Council of Scientists provides information on disarmament issues and whatyou can do to help. Call 752 6028.TAKEOFF!With SUPERMAN, The Movie. Saturday nightat 7:00 and 9:30. Only $2. Cheap! Quantrell.SPANISH CLASSAt all levels, native teacher 667 6195.VALUABtE COUPONFfeebee OfferThree KODAK ColorEnlargementsfor the price of iwo■ Bring in this coupon with your favoriteKODACOLOR Film negatives, color slides,color prints or instant color prints■ Receive 3 color enlargements for theprice of 2 processed by Kodak■ Freebee offer expires June 16, 1982 KUNG-FU ANDTAI CHI CH'UANThe Hyde Park Tai Chi Club invites you to takea free introductory class of Tai Chi Ch'uan andKung -Fu any Sunday evening at 4945 S. Dor¬chester (enter off 50th St.) Kung Fu is a cir¬cular, powerful martial art and a dynamicsystem of exercise. Tai Chi is soft, flowing andgraceful. It is dancelike but also a potent formof self defence. Many women show apreference for this style of self-defense KungFu is at 6 30 pm and Tai Chi is at 7:30 pm. Formore information please call 752 0640 Oneclass is $20.00 per month. Both Tai Chi andKung Fu are $30 00 per month.TICKETSWanted: Tickets to June 12 convocation Willpay well Call Katie 947 0990TYPIST $10,000Hyde Park Client. Attractive office Variedduties. 944 6929.HEAR STEVE KATZHear author Steve Katz, hailed by Newsweekas a novelist "who threatens everyone's sanity" Thursday, My 20 in Bond Chapel. Sponsored by FOT A and Pocket Poetics 8 00 pm.USED BOOKSALEDisposing of 4000 volume private library-hardcover and paperback, art, philosophy,religion, poetry, drama, literature, modern fic¬tion, medical, physical, and political science,history, biography, etc., etc., including foreignlanguage books-10' to $2 00 call for appointment 363 4230.NOTICEStudent Government will be filling vacanciesfor all representative seats at its next meetingMay 25, 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes Hall. FOTA PRESENTS:SAMHRADH MUSIC-NOONTIME CONCERT-TUESMAY 18A program of traditional Irish tunes in HutchCourt.SAILINGMEETINGCome hear sailmaker Perry Lewis of NorthSails May 19, 8:00pm, Ida NoyesTRIO CON BRIOChamber music for weddings, receptions, parties, etc. Classical and light popular Flute,oboe, viola; other combinations available CallLiz at 962 7958 or 324 6042.FOTA AND THEMUSIC DEPARTMENTINTRODUCE THE NEWMUSIC ENSEMBLEperforming Robert Morgan's Concerto forFlute, Oboe and String Orchestra ALSO performing Stravinsky's Renard a stage production of mime and music Goodspeed RecitalHall SUNDAY May 168PMSOFTBALL COACHThe Blue Gargoyle needs coaches for their twogirl's softball teams this summer (ages 13-15and 16-18)! Contact the Student VolunteerBureau at 955-4108.CALLING ALL CLOWNSATTENTION ALL E.F. CLOWNERS!!! Weare meeting on the second floor of Ida NoyesMonday at 11:15 to make up We will be clowning on the Quads from noon on Be there 3245259 for more info. —EF ClownCfiazfotteczReal Rotate Co. We are co operating brokersMember National Association ot Realtors, ChicagoReal Estate Boards Illinois Association ot Realtors493-0666 • CALL ANYTIMETWO OPEN HOUSESMAY 16-SUNDAY2-4 p.m.SOMETHING OLD4809 S. Kenwood SOMETHING NEW1349 E. 54th Street$128,000NEWprice $125,000☆ High balance mortgageassumable☆ Six bedrooms☆ Stunning kitchens☆ Woodburning fireplace $138,500☆ High balance mortgageassumable 12.9 -13.9 range☆ Four bedrooms☆ Central air☆ Assigned parkingHOT OFF THE PRESS... This week, a big one on the front in this Kenwood Avenue condo near57th Airy, three exposures, light $64,900. August closing"BUNGALOW PLAN”... (Not a railroad) in East View Park near the south gate Good views—ex¬cellent condition First time ottered. 6 rooms $79 500493-0666The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 14, 1982—31IFOTA introducesFestival of the Arts is funded m part by private dona¬tions and by a grant from the Student Government Fi¬nance Committee We would tike to express our appreci¬ation to these people and the many others who havecontributed their services to FOTA 1982 A11 programsare open to the public and tree of charge unless other¬wise indicated For more information call 753-3591 or753-3562 Tickets for events are available at theReynolds Club Box Office 962-7300The University of ChicagoFestival of the Arts 1982 Events are subiect to change or cancellationWatch posters for additional informationabout events25Holography ExhibitReynolds Club North Lounge. All AfternoonBAT String Quartetperforms Puccini. Stravinsky.Beethoven. MozartGoodspeed Recital Hall 8 pmNew Music Ensembleperforms Robert Morgan's Concertd for Flute.Oboe and String Orchestra; Stravinsky'sRenard la staged production of mime and musicby Mary Struthers)Goodspeed Recital Hall, 8 pm Art ExhibitFinal dayIda Noyes LoungeFOTA goes UndergroundLive Music at the PUB in Ida Noyes basement10 pm. PUB entry by membership onlyPhotography workshopIntro to ca^mera (bring your own)Ida Noyes Darkroom 7 to 8 pm 26Classical Guitarperformance by Evangelos GromcolusNonesuch Coffee Shop in Wieboldt 12:15 pm21Gymnastics ClubDemonstrationHutch Court Noon UC Dance Clubperforms Hyde Park BluesIda Noyes Danceroom 5 pmAfternoon on the QuadsCountry Dancers. Maypole Dance. E.F Clown.Jugglers. Mary Struthers on unicycle, Friendsof the Louvre Art ExhibitUC Student workIda Noyes Lounge 27Guitar Recitalby Jonathan SchwartzGood speed Recital Hall 12 15 pmTensor Tympanion Quads 3 to 4 pm FOTA Goes UndergroundLive Music at the PUB in Ida Noyes basement10 pm PUB entry by membership onlyJansdancesperforms Mountain of Needles Mandel Hall8 pm $2 50 students. $4 00 othersTickets on sale at Reynolds Club Box Office Poetry Readingby Prolessor Ralph Johnson. ClassicsNorth Lounge Reynolds Club 8 pmUnicycle demonstrationworkshopby Mary Struthers on the Quads 12:30-2 pm FOTA goes UndergroundPUB goes Progressive with Pat CannonIda Noyes Basement 10 pm PUB entry by membership only18 Samhradh Music:a program of traditional Irish tunesu Hutch Court at Noon 22Terpsichores Pulse *■A Post Modern Dance on the beach across fromMuseum of Science and Industry at Sunrisef5:15 am - approx.) i 28Sax QuartetHutch Court 12 30 pmPhotography WorkshopDeveloping film 7 to 9 pmIda Noyes Darkroom Art ExhibitUC Student workIda Noyes Lounge The Lyric Opera Center and theUniversity Symphony Orchestrapresent a special StravinskyCentennial ConcertMandel Hall 8.30 pmFOTA goes UndergroundLive Music at the PUB m Ida Noyes basement10 pm PUB entry by membership onlyUC studentsreading poetryin front of Classics 12 30 pm FOTA goes UndergroundLive Music at the PUB in Ida Noyes basement10 pm PUB entry by membership onlyMime and Storytelling Workshopwith United StageReynolds Club North Lounge 3 30 to 5 pm 23Fiddler’s Conventionin front of Swift 1 pm 29The Lyric Opera Center and theUniversity Symphony Orchestrapresent a second Stravinsky performanceMandel Hall 8 30 pmUnited Stage Mime and Storytelling TroupeReynolds Club Theatre tthird floori 8 pm Windy City Gay ChoirMandel Hall 8 pm Tickets at Reynolds Club BoxOffice$2 50 students$4 00 othersFOTA goes UndergroundLast night of live music from the PUB 10PUB entry by membership only20 New Music Ensembleperforms with Mime artistsStravinsky s RenardGoodspeed Recital Hall 12 15 pm Art ExhibitUC Student workIda Noyes Lounge30 All University Block PartySponsored by FOTA. MAB. SG IFCLive music 5 pm to 12 amUniversity Avenue between 56th ,StreetsFEATURING THE RAY BE ATS AND THEINDIVIDUALSUC student Art ExhibitOpening and ReceptionIda Noyes Library 6 30 to 8 pm 24 Photography WorkshopPrinting picturesIda Noyes Darkroom 7 to 9 pmSteve Katzauthor of The Exaggerations of Peter Princeand Moving Partslecture in Bond Chapel 8 pm Art ExhibitUC Student work .Ida Noyes Lounge Poster Design Kimberly Spring and Sandra Lahti