Null and VoidNull & Void Goes to Warpage four- InsideFootball Follies-—— page eightThe Chicago MaroonVolume 91, No. 55 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1982 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, May 11, .982College soc sci torequire languageBy Darrell WuDunn andJeffrey TaylorStudents in the Social SciencesCollegiate Division will now be re¬quired to take both calculus andone year of a foreign language, ac¬cording to new curriculum re¬quirements adopted by facultymembers in the division.Changes were also made in thecivilization curriculums which in¬crease options in meeting theWestern Civilization requirementand which reduced the three-quarter non-Western Civilizationsequence into a two quarter se¬quence. In addition, the number ofrequired free electives has beenreduced from eight to seven andthe number of courses needed tograduate has been reduced from 43to 42.These changes will affect manystudents in the College, since 43percent of all students who havedeclared a concentration are in theSocial Sciences Division. Studentsalready enrolled in the division willbe able to choose between the newor old set of requirements, but cur¬rent first-year students must meetthe new requirements.Previously social sciencestudents had an option to takeeither two years of a foreignlanguage or two years ofmathematics up to calculus. Sincethose two years of mathematics in¬cluded precalculus, the new pro¬gram essentially requires the twoyears of mathematics plus oneyear of a foreign language.Students will still be able to meetthese requirements through theplacement examinations.According to Donald Levine,master of the Social Sciences Col¬legiate Division, under the old setof requirements, “about 80 percentof the students opted for math in¬stead of language." He added, “atpresent, a little over a thirdalready take both."Since all the other collegiatedivisions already require someforeign language, the new SocialSciences Division foreign languagerequirement marks the first timesince 1966 that all students in theCollege will have to show proficien¬cy in a foreign language.The new curriculum re¬quirements were adopted afterseven months of deliberationsamong the Social Science Divisionfaculty. During discussions of thenew foreign language require¬ment, several reasons were citedrecommending it, including theability to communicate with peoplefrom other countries, the value oflanguage study and use as a sourceof insight into a different culture,the practical benefit in readingscholarship in another language,and teaching an awareness of thedegree to which ideas are shapedby the systems of symbols andmeanings that make up the struc¬ture of a language. - The Social Science Divisionfaculty also considered the ques¬tion whether a one year require¬ment is sufficient. However, dur¬ing deliberations, Assistant Pro¬fessor, John MacAloon, a principalsupporter of the language require¬ment, said, "We stress theminimal nature of the requirementand our shared hope that somestudents will be attracted by thefirst course into continuinglanguage study."Associate professor EdwardCook also backed the new require¬ment, noting, among other factors,“the relative inability ofAmericans to understandlanguages in an increasingly inter¬dependent world." According toCook, the problem merits con¬sideration in the “general goals fora college of the caliber of ourown."Students presently enrolled inthe Social Science Division com¬pleting the old set of requirementsmay be slightly limited in theirchoice of non-Western Civilizationsequences. Two of the Civilizationsequences, Russian and FarEastern, will be offered for onlytwo quarters. The third requiredquarter may be filled by taking thefinal segment of another sequence,or possibly a Russian of FarEastern literature course.The Social Science Collegiate Of¬fice said that “there will have to bemore discussion" concerning thistechnicality.A new course, “ The Bible inWestern Civilization to be taughtby Jonathan Z. Smith," will be of¬fered to fulfill the Western Civiliza¬tion requirement. Other variantswill be developed in coming years.In addition, a one-quarter coursewill be offered to integrate civiliza¬tion study perspectives. Facultyfrom several different SocialScience departments, includingAnthropoligy, History, SociologyContinued on page 12UC GPAs:By Jeff WolfGrade-point averages ofstudents in the College are lowerthan those of students attendingother universities, but according toAssistant Dean of Students in theCollege Katie Nash, UC’s lowerGPA’s do not adversely affect thestudent’s chances of admission tograduate schools.Spokesmen from prominent lawand medical schools contacted bythe Maroon acknowledged thatGPAs of UC’s students are lowerthan those of students at otherschools. All said that their schoolstake this factor into consideration,but only two of the six said thattheir schools statistically adjustapplicant’s GPAs to account fordifferences in grading policiesamong colleges. HlggijjgjawPHOTO BY ELIZABETH STEINEPjStudents set up camp in the middle of the quads, in that perverse UC spring ritual of camping out forregistration. Over 100 students met with good weather for the first time in five years while waiting tomake appointments to see their advisors to register for classes next year,Faculty eyes UC ‘Berlitz’ schoolBy Robert DeckerFaculty members in foreignlanguage departments appear tobe taking a cautious view of a pro¬posal in the report of the Commis¬sion on Graduate Education tocreate an institute on campus forelementary instruction in foreignlanguages.“A leading source of profes¬sional discontent and program in¬flexibility in the language depart¬ments of the (Humanities) Divi¬sion is the attention faculty believethey have to expend on teachingbread-and-butter courses," the Baker Report states.The report goes on to argue that“whenever there is discussion ofmore adventuresome involvementof language faculty with inter¬departmental or interdisciplinarycourses, the plea is generallyheard that persons are needed tocover a complex range of depart¬mental requirements and elemen¬tary courses."The answer to this problem, pro¬posed by the report, would be tocreate a “Language Institute"with an independent faculty whosesole job would be to teach introduc¬tory language courses. Such ar-grad school barrier?Dean of Students in the LawSchool Richard Badger said thatthe average GPA of students fromthe College applying to all law-schools, compiled over the lastthree years, is 3.09. He said thatfigures of each school’s averageGPA are supplied by the Law-School Data Admissions Service,and are used to judge each appli¬cant's relative standing.Badger said that the average ofapplicants from various schoolsvaries from 3.4 to 2.9 from school toschool, thus placing UC near thelower end of the spectrum.Badger said that no strict for¬mula is used to adjust applicant’sGPAs. He said that the gradingpractices and overall quality of thestudent body of an applicant’sschool are considered He said that these factors are judged on thebasis of the LSAT college mean forall applicants from a particularschool.A spokesman for the PritzkerMedical School said that all ap¬plicants “are evaluated individual¬ly bv the Committee on Admis¬sions," which is made up of facultymembers. He said that “no par¬ticular GPA or test score" is re¬quired as a minimum or is aguarantee of acceptance.He also said that no strict for¬mula is applied to GPAs to“weight" them.Dr. Ogelsby Paul, director of ad¬missions for Harvard MedicalSchool, told that College applicants“fare quite well.” He said thatContinued on page seven rangements, which have beencompared by some facultymembers to the Berlitz School,would entail “some separation ofskill functions from generalliterary concerns, a separationthat is a source of controversy,” inthe Baker Report’s words.Rather than being taught byregular faculty members, coursesin such an institute would be taughtby a “non-competing and non¬comparable" leaching hierarchyThe report does not go into greaterdetail about the administrativestructure of such an institute, andthis appears to have caused someconcern among faculty membersin language departments.“There are different problems inteaching Spanish and Tamil." saidRene de Costa, professor ofromance languages andliteratures, “and I am curious tosee what advantages, if any, wouldresult" from such a structureThe question, said de Costa, iswhether the Baker Report’s sug¬gestions are mere “rhetoric orsomething more concrete."“It is dangerous to teach aforeign language in a vacuum.”said Kenneth Northcott, professorof Germanic languages andliterature. “Experimentally itwould be interesting to see to w hatdegree languages could be taughtin this wav,” he said. The problemis establishing whether NearEastern and Far Easternlanguages can be taught in thesame format as Romance and Ger¬manic Languages.Continued on page sixTV should not beeducator: ChancellorTelevision journalist John Chancellorspoke to an overflowing crowd in the LawSchool Auditorium last Friday afternoon, inthe first annual Helen Harris Perlman lec¬ture of the School of Social Service Adminis¬tration.In a 25-minute lecture, Chancellor reflect¬ed on the role of journalism in American so¬ciety and howr it has evolved over the past 50years.Although the average American hasaccess to more information than at anyother time in history, he said, the ability ofjournalism per se to transform society forthe better has been greatly overestimated.Chancellor said that it was not the role ofjournalists to consciously attempt to shapesociety, and that the press must resist thepressure from the public to fill a leadershiprole which has not been fulfulled adequatelyby the government's leaders.The role of journalism in the US is to no¬tify, but not to educate, Chancellor said. Hesaid that television news coverage ought toprovide a picture of the world upon whichthe viewers can act, but so far it has notdone so.The title of Chancellor’s speech, “Tellingit to Sweeney: Thoughts on the Limitationsof Journalism” recalled the old saying thatthe role of newspapers was to “Tell it toSweeney; the Stuyvesants will get it on theirown,” reflecting the imbalance of informa¬tion in societyThe next best thingto driving thereEffective Friday, the UC Hotline will offera new service to the University community -a ‘ride line” for students, faculty, and staffmembers. Anyone who needs a ridesomewhere may call the line to find driversgoing to the same place. The ride line will PHOTO BY WILLIAM MUDGENBC commentator John Chancellor afterhis speech on Friday.not call riders or drivers, but will serve as aclearinghouse for callers. Any riders ordrivers who are interested in being includedin our listings should call us at 753-1777.from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m.The UC Hotline offers a number of otherservices to the University community. TheHotline is a student-run information.University community. The Hotline is astudent-run information, referral, listening,and crisis intervention service, and is openevery night of the quarter, from 7 p.m. to 7a m. All members of the University com¬munity are welcome to call the Hotline forinformation, help in an emergency, or justfor someone to talk to. Insurance sign-upThis is the time of year employees maysign up for health insurance for the firsttime, change their insurance plan, or addmajor medical coverage. Also, this is the on¬ly time an employee may change fromsingle coverage to family coverage (exceptwithin 30 days of marriage or birth of achild). Changes made during this openenrollment period will become effective Ju¬ly 1,1982.The clerical staff at University Healthmust have adequate time to process the ap¬plications submitted during the OpenEnrollment period, so that changes indeductions will be ready in time for the Junepaycheck, and so that new insurance iden¬tification cards can be mailed to employeesby July 1. For these reasons, no applicationswill be accepted after the close of the workday on May 28.Applicants should bring your current in¬surance identification card and/or payrollnumber.Reward offeredOn behalf of the family of Fern Jordan,the South East Chicago Commission has an¬nounced a $5,000 reward for informationleading to the arrest and conviction of theperson or persons who committed the homi¬cide at 5440 South Kimbark in the early eve¬ning hours of April 15, 1982.The reward fund is offered and providedby the family of the deceased victim. FernJordan.Persons with information that could leadto the arrest and conviction of the perpetra¬tor or pertetrators of this crime should callthe special 24-hour Police Departmentnumber — 744-8:181. People need not identifythemselves or they may request that theirnames be kept confidential.Persons who wish to contribute to thereward fund should contact the South EastChicago Commission at 324-6926.For further information, call the South News in briefEast Chicago Commission at 324-6926.Police as yet do not have anyone in cus¬tody for the murder of Carol Cammon, of1451 E. 55th St. Sources at the departmentsay that investigators are working on thecase but will not comment on its progress.Harberger acquittedPaul Harberger, who appeared in misde¬meanor court on Friday charged with ag¬gravated assault, was found not guilty byJudge Arth ^r A. Ellis.Harberger was accused of trying to hitabout 25 demonstrators with his car onJanuary 28 in front of International House.The picketers were protesting a lecture byhis father. Arnold Harberger. the Directorof the University of Chicago GraduateSchool of Economics. No one was injured inthe outburst.Many of the demonstrators involved in theincident were members of the SpartacusYouth League (SYL>. They claim thatHarberger's economic theories are directlytied to “oppression, torture, and murder, inLatin America” and that, "Harberger is theU. of C.'s main agent maintaining theseties.”During a demonstration held on thequadrangles last Thursday, they predictedthat a light sentence would be given.Harberger s lawyer earlier claimed thatHarberger h id simply lost control of his car.Ralph Brown, of Walsh. Case. Cole. Brownand Burke, charged that the SYL was ob¬viously trying to make a political issue outof the incidentIn explaining the verdict. A.C. Cunn¬ingham, States Attorney Supervisor, saidthat the defense made a motion for adirected verdict “which basically meansthat any evidence produced be viewed onlyin a beneficial way for the defendant.” Thestates attorneys who tried the case. Cunn¬ingham said, "used several witnesses, someof whom were in the crowd that he aimedat.”The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 11, 1982—3Null and VoidThe Sun hasBy David BrooksDateline: Falklands. Argentina, the Chica¬go Cubs of international politics, invades theFalkland Islands, confusing them with theirown islands, the Malvinas, which are actual¬ly 200 miles to the south. Above, Falklandresidents evacuate.Dateline: iVew York. The U.N. SecurityCouncil (shown above, reacting to news ofthe invasion) convenes in emergency ses¬sion and takes strong and immediate action,passing resolution 842, which reads: “DearArgentina, You ought to be ashamed ofyourself. Sincerely, the U.N.”Dateline: Manchester. English people in anuproar. War fever rocks nation. In unprece¬dented display of patriotism, people de¬mand that entire British fleet be deployed,“as soon as the weather gets a little nicer.” Dateline: London. Margerate Thatcher,feeling bully after seeing Chariots of Fire,declares war on Argentina. Proclaims: “Weshall fight them on the beaches. We shallfight them on the sidewalks, and occasion¬ally, we shall fight them in the balcony.Offers country blood, sweat and tears butcountry declines.Dateline: Chicago. In an effort to drum upsupport, Prince Charles visits university ofChicago. Tells audience, “It’s a nasty busi¬ness but we cannot rest until the Islands areliberated.” Students advise him to take anIncomplete and retake islands next fall.Dateline: New York. Media coverage get¬ting intense. “60 Minutes” exposes corrup¬tion among sheep-herders. Phil Donahue in¬vestigates lesbian mothers on theFalklands. Geraldo Rivero reveals evidenceshowing Adolf Hitler has been living onFalklands for 40 years and is heading Ar¬gentine expeditionary force. Coppella andDi Laurentis compete for movie rights.Dateline: Hollywood. Jane Fonda visitsFalklands . Venessa Redgrave endorses allforms of terrorism in the area. Ed Asnerraises funds for Falkland guerrillas. Nor¬man Lear, after calling Afghanistan Rus¬sia’s Vietnam, Angola, Cuba’s Vietnam,Cambodia, Vietnam's Vietnam, El Salva¬dor, America’s second Vietnam, calls Falk¬lands Britain’s Vietnam. Plans new sit¬com.Dateline: Washington. White House spon¬sors peace conference. U.K. sends PaulMcCartney. Argentina sends original cast ofEvita. Haig tells press: “Inter-exchangea¬bility of dovish modalities necessitates loos¬ing of grips on the short hairs.” Dateline: Chicago. Meanwhile, Universityof Chicago campus is in uproar over theevents in the Falklands. Above, studentsprepare for war in Regenstien. One questionis on everybody’s lips: “Will it be on thefinal?”Dateline: South Atlantic. British fleet spotsfishing boat 282 miles outside of war zone.Declares that it is a clear and obvious threatto fleet. They nuke it. In a related move,British declare Jorge Luis Borges a clearand obvious threat to Charles Dickens’ repu¬tation: They Nuke Him. Above: Borgesbeing nuked. the FalklandsAPI LaserphotoDateline: Falklands. In this exclusivephoto, British commandos can be seen land¬ing on the southern coast of Falklands. Onceashore, British were deluged with laughinggas and proceeded to perform Monty Py¬thon skits.Dateline: Falklands. Among the innovativemilitary maneuvers practiced by the Argen¬tina is the remarkably effective “seduceand destroy method.” Poison tippeddiaphrams spelled doom for more than oneBriton. But what a way to go.Dateline: Falklands: Things look bad forBritish. Casualties mounting. Forces de¬teriorating. 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There is, however, nounanimity on this point on the basis ofMaroon interview’s conducted last week.“I have seen exceptional instructors whotake an interest in teaching elementarylanguages courses,” said William Sibley,acting chairman of the Department of FarEastern Languages and Civilizations. “Butthey are rare birds. As soon as they are pro¬moted younger faculty members don’t wantto teach language classes any more.”An exception himself, Sibley teachesfourth year language courses, and said An¬thony Yu and Edward Ch’ien, both regularfaculty members, also teach at the introduc¬tory level.De Costa also said that he teaches Spanishat the third year level, in a course that dealswith the use of the language in variousmedia such as television, films, and radio: acourse which he says would be much moredifficult to arrange in a language institutesetting. Since he came to UC in 1970, deCosta said he has always taught a certainnumber of language courses, and he saidthat such senior professors as Pablo Cherchiand Ricardo Gullon also teach languagecourses.Meltzer said that she taught the Frenchlanguage when she came to UC in 1975 andenjoyed it. Within the Romance Languagesdepartment, she said, there are many-dedicated, senior faculty members whoteach language courses, while some pro¬fessors “just don’t teach languages.”Northcott also said that on one in the Ger¬ manic Languages department has everbeen unwillingly compelled to teachlanguage courses, although he acknowledg¬ed that this was not true in all departments.The only commission member who is amember of a foreign language department,Meltzer said that the “suggestion to create alanguage institute did not come fromlanguage (faculty members/.” and that shedid not know exactly where the suggestioncame from, although she said she is notagainst the proposal.“At Cornell a program was establishedwhich separated language and literature,and the effect has been to encourage peoplewho specialize in the language but don’t gointo literature and linguistics,” de Costasaid. Cornell’s pure language instructors, hesaid, make up "an inconspicuous faculty inthe field, except as pedagogues. They are asinvisible as our local Berlitz teachers. At theUniversity we do our best in sharing withthe world the results of research, and thereis not that much research involved in firstand second year languages courses.”Although the question of creating alanguage institute has been brought upbefore, Meltzer said, “it has never really-been resolved" as a possible arrangement.Meltzer added that one point of the Bakerreport is that UC must increase its use ofgraduate students as instructors in the col¬lege to stay competitive w ith other graduateschools, both for the financial aid and theteaching experience that comes from suchappointments.•The <Baker) report says the language in¬stitute might be a good place to usegraduate students,” Meltzer said, but addedthat a future committee will decide whatform the institute would take, if the ideawere adopted. It is al! in a "very abstract”stage at this point, she said.Meltzer said that the decision of the SocialSciences Collegiate Division to require itsstudents to take a year of foreign language,which will increase enrollment in suchclasses significantly, did not play a majorrole in the suggestion to create a languageinstitute.commsSnTHE HAIR PERFORMERSFULL SERVICE FAMILY HAIR CARE CENTERSWe’re The Hair Performers, nationally known for ourinnovative designs and our dedication to personaliz¬ed service. Our appearances in fashion and trade ma¬gazines have established us as leaders in the beautyindustry, and our designers are continuously educat¬ed to maintain that reputation. Soon you can experi¬ence our quality for yourself, in your own neighbor¬hood. The Hair Performers. 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Geraghty, director of admissionsfor the Harvard Law School, said that“although GPAs at UC are quite low, theyare by no means the lowest in the country.”She said that the average GPAs of ap¬plicants from William and Mary and Mid-dlebury are lower than UC applicants’GPAs.She said that Harvard compares an appli¬cant's GPA with the GPAs of applicantsfrom the same university.Dora Hjerberg, director of admissions atStanford Law, said that UC is “an excellentschool”, but, like every other school, hassome grade inflation.The admissions committee realizes thatthe UC does not have as much grade infla¬tion as other schools do, and takes this intoaccount when making admissions decisions.University of California Berkeley Direc¬tor of Law School Admissions, Mrs. Mac-farlane said that the admissions committeeat Berkeley adjusts GPAs for students ap¬plying from other schools. She also said thatthe UC GPA is adjusted very highly in rela¬tion to other colleges. This year, 25 UCstudents applied to Berkeley, and five wereadmitted. This is twice the percentage ofstudents admitted nationally.Grade point averages at the college haverisen slightly, from 2.91 in 1979 to 2.95 today,according to Nash.A study on GPAs released by the office ofcollege statistics in 1979 indicates that:•Students in the New Collegiate Divisionhad the highest GPA <3.03), followed bystudents in the physical sciences (2.96), the humanities (2.93), the biological sciences(2.91), and the social sciences (2.88).•Third year students usually receive theworst grades, fourth year students the best.The GPA at The College was considerablylower than GPAs at other schools. Yale col¬lege, for instance, had an average GPA of3.23 in 1979. 40 percent of the grades given atYale were As, another 37 percent were Bs.At Northwestern, the average GPA in 1979was a 3.05 in 1975. Stanford University re¬ported average college GPAs to be a 3.5 in1975. GPAs at Standford have droppedsomewhat since that time.According to Nash, graduate schools takethe relatively low college grades into ac¬count when considering a UC student for ad¬mission.“We know for a fact that reputable gradu¬ate schools add points to our graduates’GPAs” Nash said.Nash also said that the College has higherstandards than most other colleges aroundthe country. 86 percent of Harvard studentsgraduate with honors, while the figure is 40percent in the College. Nash said that thisfigure, and the low GPAs do not affectgraduate school admission. “My impressionis that it does not affect it that much”, Nashsaid.Lorna Straus, Dean of Students in The Col¬lege, believes that College GPAs are not ex¬ceptionally low. “The question should bewhy are they so high at other schools.”A committee formed 10 years ago to in¬vestigate the causes and effects of lowerGPAs in the College, headed by MarvinZonis, concluded that graduate schoolsusually take into account the grading prac¬tices of College instructors.The committee also found that instructorswere given few guidelines on how to gradestudents. The committee recommended thedevelopment of more explicit gradingcriteria, along with publicizing the toughgrading standards at the College.Nash said that F’s and I's are computed inas O’s when the overall Collge GPA iscalculated. This policy may also contributeto the lowering of the GPA. 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This is posted as a tow-awayzone.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 11, 1982—7Inside,A Hyde Park wonder amazes with a footballBy Bill FalloonAround 6 p.m. on most weekdays, thereis one regular at the Fieldhouse who drawsa lot of attention working out on thebasketball courts. In his presence, joggersand assorted jocks can’t resist catchingtheir breath a few minutes to watch “BigJim” Brown do his thing with a football.You may think, catching and throwing afootball are easy, right? Most of us haveall seen a pro quarterback and widereceiver on T.V. make a 40 yardtouchdown bomb look easy. But JimBrown can make this same play on T.V.put one word in your mouth — boring!Brown demonstrates his talent at hikefootballs at unusual angles in a workoutHe will throw the same 40 yard bomb,but will throw a perfect spiral from behindhis back. And if he can find someone whocan throw a 50-60 yard bomb, “Big Jim”will twist and catch it on the small of hisback, or duck and catch the ball flyingover his head behind his back.Brown, whose professional work is inpsychological therapy, also does someother tricks that will make your head spin.He can skip a ball off the floor — sort oflike a frisbee — right into the hands of areceiver. Outside on a football field, he willkick a fieldgoal over 30 yards unaided by aholder. He will shoot a two-hand shot witha football from over 30 feet and drawnothing but net.And he will throw a football so hard —behind his back or overhand — thatreceivers often wonder whether theyshould duck or catch it. Although he hasnever had the speed of his throws timed,he says it travels about as fast as asoftball from a fastpitch pitcher.A native of Kansas City, Kansas, Brownhas participated in all types of sports. As a University of Chicago Track Club member,he was a nationally ranked thrower of the56 pound weight. Later, he became aprofessional wrestler for a few years. Hewas dubbed "The Hammer”, a namewhich originated from his skills in trackand field.According to Brown, it took him a whileto develop his talent with a football. “Icame along like every other kid,” he says.“I played sandlot football as a kid, andalso played in high school. I could alwaysthrow a ball behind my back pretty well,but developed my catching skills only inthe last 17 or 18 years. I learned how to doa lot of my tricks on the old Stagg Field,where Regenstein Library now stands.”Jim’s skills not only attract the interestof Fieldhouse patrons, but has also raisedeyebrows of some other professional trickartists and their agents. After doing a fewhalftime shows for the Chicago Bulls,Brown caught the attention of the HarlemGlobetrotters in 1968.“Back then the Superintendent of theChicago Bulls Stadium”, Brown says,“used to claim that he had seen it all atthe stadium, so he never came out of theoffice to see any acts. When I waspracticing for one of my halftime showsfor the Bulls, however, he came out on thebalcony of the stadium to watch. He wasso impressed that he called me,“Chicago’s Jim Brown, World’s GreatestFootball Trick Artist.”“He then told me that the Globetrotterswere always looking for talent like mine,and called George Gilette, the manager ofthe Harlem Globetrotters. George Gilettecame out to watch me work out one day atthe stadium — as an audience of one.”“I put two full-court, behirid-the-backpasses off the backboard and into the hoopat the other end. After seeing that, he saidthat I had the greatest wrist of any athletethat he’d ever seen. He then booked me fora couple of halftime shows.”After performing in one of these shows,Brown recalls that the Globetrotters wereas impressed as their agent.“When I walked into the locker roomand met them after my show, they wereamazed,” Brown says. “They said, ‘Heyman, where did you learn to do all that?’ Iguessed there was a little professionaljealously going on that night, because Istole the show.”Throwing the football has been a greatway to meet people for Brown, who sayshis stunt allowed him to meet Willie Davis,Gale Sayers, and Rev. Jesse Jackson.Willie Davis, a Hall of Famer from theGreen Bay Packers who later attended theGraduate School of Business at UC, would often throw with Brown on the old StaggField. Likewise, Jesse Jackson and GaleSayers — an All-Pro running back for theBears — came to notice Big Jim atdifferent times when they used to work outin the gyms at the University.Jim has also been able to meet someT.V. personalities as well because of histhrowing. Ray Rayner, a Chicago talkshow host, featured Brown on his show.Brown also made a feature appearance onthe “Today in Chicago” show on Channel2, and appeared on the Channel 5 EveningNews with Bob Wallace in 1981.Although Brown has been throwing thefootball for a long time, he hasn’t lost anyof his talent because of age. He can stillyawn while throwing a football 60 yards, orwhile catching one behind his back. Heprides himself, in fact, on “being like agedwine.”His twisting and turning also allow himto catch long passes behind his backwith a tremendous degree of accuracy.“I’ve always kept my youthful look”,says Brown, who now stands 5’ 11” andweighs 235 pounds, “That’s what keeps megoing. You have to have desire and ability,but age makes no difference. Some peopleare 20 going on 100, others are 100 going on20. If you think you’re old, you’ll turn oldin a hurry.”According to Brown, nobody dislikes hisact, although some may dislike football asa sport. “This is because my act has acircus environment”, he says. “I haveoften equated myself and my act with anelephant in the circus. Here’s an animalwith the most bulk straight from thejungle, and yet it is the most teachableanimal in the circus. I can stand on itshead and front two legs and is the funniest to watch. It’s sort of like my act.”“Surprisingly, women are my bestfans,” he adds. “They’ll come up to meafter the show^ and tell me how much theyenjoyed it. They will say, ‘Gee, Jim, weBrown can throw a football behind hisback farther and with more accuracythan most athletes can with a conven¬tional over-hand throw.don’t like football, but it’s amazing thatyou — being as heavy as you are — cantwist and turn in all those ways to catchand throw a football.’ ”“My act is a good way to make footballconverts. It makes people realize thatthere is more to football than 250 poundlineman creaming quarterbacks.”Besides throwing the football, Jim doesother things in his free time. A self-taughtpoet, he has written some memorablepoems, most notably an “Ode to MartinLuther King” which praises the great CivilRights leader while discussing theproblems and hopes of black Americans.And in addition to working as a therapistat the Tinley Park Mental Health Center,Jim is also working on a Master’s Degreein human services at Governors StateUniversity.Although there are many trick artists invarious sports, Brown doesn’t feel that anycan compare with his act for two reasons.“All trick artists,” Brown says, “dotricks that are duplicated by others. Eddie(Fainer), the softball pitcher for The Kingand His Court, and basketball trick artistshave all been duplicated. A lot of peoplecan do tricks with spherical-shapedobjects, but none with the ball I do it with.I really love being the only person on earthto do things with a football that haven’tbeen matched.”For those of you w'ho are still notconvinced, come down to the Fieldhousesometime to watch Jim Brown maneuver afootball. You’ll have to see it to believe it,but “Big Jim” will make you a believerpretty fast.Women in science to be discussed at conferenceBy Koyin ShihAs a traditionally male-dominated field,careers in science have presented specialdifficulties to women choosing to pursueany of the science professions. Theseproblems, and ways to overcome theobstacles in the sciences, will be the topicof a conference on Women In Science to beheld on campus this weekend.“Ideally, the purpose of this conferenceis to help women pursuing science-orientedcareers in the college get a real feel forwhat it is really like in the world,” saidSusan Fisher, a UC graduate whopractices psychiatry in Hyde Park. Fisherwill help lead a workshop on clinicalmedicine at the conference. Theconference on Women In Science will beheld on Saturday May 15, from 10 a m. to4:30 p.m. in Henry Hinds Laboratory. Itwas initiated by Emily G. Ooms, advisorin the college, and Julie C. Monson,director of Career Counseling andPlacement.The six hour conference will featuretwenty professional women in science-related fields who will speak oncareers in science and lead workshopssessions dealing with topics such as“Career and Family, Working It Out,” and“Is a Ph.D. Necessary for a Career inScience?”On integrating a family and a career,Fisher noted that all women seeking anykind of career will face this problem.“There is no perfect solution for havingboth a career and family,” she says. “Itinvolves planning ahead by the woman.”'Other barriers that women face todayinclude being confronted with acompetitive job market and a lapsingeconomy. Although more women areobtaining higher degrees in science, theactual number of women working inscientific fields is small, according tomany women scientists. One reason is thatbesides a degree, “it is also necessary tohave a supportive educational andprofessional milieu and ar. awareness ofcareer possibilities and job searchstrategies,” according to conference organizers.Secondly, Caroline Herzenberg, aphysicist at Argonne National Laboratory,said that simply being a woman makes itmore difficult to fit comfortably into an“all boys group with cigars in theirhands.” Also, women often ge' less paythan their male counterparts for the samejob. Hopefully, she said, new proposalsbeing carried out by the affirmativeactions office at universities and otherequal rights legislation will help cnangethis situation.Fisher replied similarly by saying that“women often feel socially isolated aroundmen who tend to stick together on thejob.”Many students contributed time andeffort towards the planning of theconference. Most were women in thecollege shooting for science degrees whohelped organize publicity for theconference prepare a luncheon, andinterview speakers for a briefbiography/profile type program. Many of the students involved in theplanning of the conference realize theobstacles they will face in their sciencecareers.Lee Tai, a fourth year chemistry majorwho helped organize the conference saidthat receiving a family’s support providesa lot of courage for a woman who needs allthe back-up she can get.Rachel Bramson, a fourth year biologymajor said optimistically, “Jobopportunities are very good in science ascompared to several years ago.” Bramsonhopes that those attending the conferencewill become aware of the options that areavailable in science.Other speakers on the agenda includeRuth Adams, editor of the Bulletin ofAtomic Scientists, who will discussnon-research careers in or related toscience; and Flor Perez, organic chemist,who will be one of four speakers in aworkshop dealing with science careers inbusiness, industry and government.Career Cuunseling at 962-7044.wmmm IWThose annual rites of spring return toBy Margo HablutzelAs everyone has probably noticed,spring has finally come to Chicago. All ofthe signs are here — pleasure craft beginto fill the harbors, sunbathers flock to thenot-yet-opened beaches, roller skaters andrunners gather in the parks, and the Cubs,as usual, are losing baseball games.Already hints of ChicagoFest and localsummertime activities are being droppedfrom the mayor’s office through the gossipcolumns of the newspapers, and radioannouncers are saying “It’s 160 degreeswarmer today than it was on thatrecord-breaking day of cold!”In Hyde Park — especially around theUniversity — there is a slightly differentset of signals that summer is on its way.Walking across the quads one can hear themusic of choice from whichever frathappens to be nearest, and last weekendprobably tripped over those who wereengaged in that ever-popular rite of spring,sleeping out for registration. This yearMother Nature managed to be on the sideof the registrants, neither freezing norflooding them out of line.Continuing across the quads, one findsstudents sleeping, eating, sitting around ingroups talking, ambling to class atslower-than-usual paces, or skipping classto lie in the sun. Overhead, the Ad Buildingflag snaps in the wind and varicoloredfrisbees threaten to decapitate the unwary.Bikes sprout at the bike racks with thefrequency and density of the daffodils anddandelions. The tennis courts are rarelyempty as long as there is light to see by.On the Midway, the long-postponed IMschedule is rumbling right along, with PHOTO BY ANNA YAMADAUC students, including the winner of the LCB’s Miss UC contest, tryout the school’snewest pool facilities in front of Breckenndge house. The pool was donated by firstyear student Frank Jacobs.softball and socim players dodging aroundjoggers and dogs. The grass in front of IdaNoyes and all along the Midway never hasmuch of a chance to grow; perhaps thefields should be plowed under and gradedfor sports.Student attire is also reflecting the change in seasons as well. While a fewkeep jackets close at hand, wary now ofsudden changes in weather, many havestripped to the barest minimums ofdecency. Sundresses and shorts havereplaced turtlenecks and long underwear,and quite a number of people have shed the quadstheir shoes until autumn. The pit in frontof Hitchcock-Snell is usually full of softballplayers, with the odd studier under a treeor at the picnic table.Woodward Court Beach opened for theseason a few weeks ago, with the earliestsunworshippers braving chill breezes andpossible frostbite, and one would be hardpressed to say whether the males or thefemales are more scantily clad. The Point,traditional gathering and sunning place ofgenerations of UCers, has been filled sincethe first day the temperature nudgedabove fifty-five degrees Fahrenheit.The major exception to this joyouscelebration of spring seem to be thefaculty, who stubbornly insist on holdingclasses and, what is more horrifying,demand that the classes meet as usual inclassrooms, many of which have windowswhich show the students what a lovely daythey are missing by attending class.Occasionally a professor will succumb tothe lure of the outdoors, usually as alast-day “reward” for the students, butmost seem to think that the out-of-doors isonly for out-of-class.Soon it will be Memorial Day weekend,the traditional time for celebrating thecoming of summer and a final. Irish wakefor the winter just past. There will bebarbeques, and outdoor celebrations, andperhaps fireworks. The beaches will beofficially opened, although the pollution inLake Michigan prevents swimming mostof the summer.There are only two weeks left in thisschool year, and they will probably be thehardest to tolerate as exams force us outof the sun and once again, into thelibraries.PUBLIC POLICY LECTURE SERIESEddie N. WilliamsfPresident, Joint Center for Political Studies,Washington, D.CJPUBLIC POLICY AND CIVIL RIGHTSIN THE EIGHTIESThursday, May 13,3:30-5:00Wieboldt 303All students and faculty are invited.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOORGANIZATION OF BLACK STUDENTSpQESD'j To JtltlQ.FOOOTT ^IMfcDUlAILTHIRD ’WORLDA Oarts craets food musicSATUK0AY IMl^f VS12 OO noon to 6 00 pmMUTO-Q 60URT57— 8 UNIVERSITY AVF (REYNOLDS CLUB)The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 11, 1982—9SportsHelen Straus crosses the finish linein the 800-meter run, the final heptatha-lon event at Saturday’s IAIAW statechampionship track meet. Straus accu¬mulated 42761/2 points in the heptatha-lon to win the state championship forthe second year and qualify for nation¬als. Her teammates provided strongsupport as the Maroons placed secondin the meet. Full coverage will appearin Friday’s Maroon.Sports CalendarBASEBALLMay 12 - Olivet Nazarene College < double-header),! p.m., Stagg Field Inside IMBy Bob LaBelleJustice delivered! The Office of the Reg¬istrar came through for Psi Upsilon lastweek and ruled that Monty Mullig is elig¬ible to play socim under IM rules. Conse¬quently, Eats Hit’s protest was denied. PsiUpsilon, however, must have been shockedby the dealings because it lost 2-1 toKUUC.KUUC must have been thrilled by thevictory because it lost to Hit and Run, 5-4.So now Psi U, KUUC, and Amalgamationall have one loss. I, for one, am voting forfour teams in the playoffs from the veryconfused but talent-laden independentleague.GAMES TO WATCHSOFTBALLChamberlin vs. Dudley, Wednesday May 12, 3:45p.m., M-2This one decides the red division double elimi¬nation winner. Chamberlin’s hitting is actuallyawesome. Even the pop-ups to rightfield end upin the street. If anything will derail Chamberlin,it will be the players’ sometimes disorganizedfielding. Dudley, however, does not have the hit¬ting and power to challenge that defense. Cham¬berlin + 7 runs.Hale vs. Commuters, Wednesday May 12, 3:45p.m., M-lThe winner’s bracket of the blue division rideson this game. Although the Maroon inaccuratelyreported that Commuters allowed 28 runsagainst Greenwood tit w'asonly 14), Commuters’defense still cannot match Hale’s. Hale mightalso have a slight edge in batting, if previousscores are any indication Hale + 2 runs. SOCIMMichelson vs. Dewey “A,” Tuesday May 11, 3:45p.m., M-EThis is Dewey’s chance to derail Michelson’sdrive to the white division championship. Deweyseems to be on track after its first-game loss toFiji. Dewey has victories of 5-1, 4-1, and 3-1,while Michelson tends to drop its level of play tojust above its opponent's level. Michelson has, infact, won no game by more than a one goal mar¬gin. Look for Dewey to ride its momentum pastlackluster Michelson. Dewey + 1 goal.Dudley vs. Greenwood, Thursday May 13, 3:45p.m., M-EI have the feeling I’ve done this before. Thisrescheduled game will have a major impact onthe wildcard teams. Really, both teams deservea berth although both have losses to Lower Flint.The loser of this match will thus have only a slimchance of making the playoffs. As I wrote before,Greenwood’s superior talent should carry it pastthe rougher Dudley team. Greenwood + lVfegoals.IM ScoreboardSOCIMMenFallers 14 Dinkleberries 0Amalgamation 4 Eats hit 2KUUC 2 Psi Upsilon 1Saudi Union Movement 3 <OT).... Hit and Run 2Hit and Run 5 (OT) KUUC 4Ilia Y La Lastima 10 Toes 0Greenwood (by forfeit) Phi Delta ThetaFallers I 2 Eats Hit 1Van Der Waal’s Force 2 (shootout) Toes 1Orient Express 1 Monetary Approach 0Archilles and the Heels 3 Ectopic Detritus 0Bradbury (by forfeit) FishbeinAmalgamation (by forfeit) DinkleberriesShorey 3 (shootout) Chamberlin Violence 2Lower Rickert (by forfeit) HaleHenderson 5 Michelson 1Fallers 3 Upper Rickert 0PUBLIC N0TICE...STERE0 LIQUIDATIONCalifornia Stereo Liquidators, Federal No. 95-3531037, will dis¬pose of, for a manufacturer’s representative, their inventory surplusof new stereo equipment. The items listed below will be sold on afirst-come first-served basis at. . . Sunday, May 16, 1982HOLIDAY INN 9:00 A. M to 2:00 P. 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Twelve Packs 4Med I 4Malice Aforethought 10Med I 7Salisbury /Vincent 7Henderson 12Compton 5Bovver Boys 11Hitchcock “B” 4WomenUpper Wallace 15 Dangerous Dropouts 9CoedLower Wallace/Upper Rickert(by forfeit) ThompsonUnner Flint 11 Dudlev 9Diffuse EnduringSolidarity 7 Heinrich’s Hustler 6Hitchcock/Snell 11 Dewey 6Victims of Circumstance (by forfeit) TuftsHale 21 Dudley 7Breckinridge 6 Salisbury 0Artful Dodgers 13 Visitors 9BS Hitters (bv forfeit) Jimmy’sDodd/Mead (forfeit) DudleyBrickbats 17 Who Cares 3Who Cares 11 Heinrich’s Hustlers 6Velvet Jones 15 Heinrich's Hustlers 8Brickbats 15 Velvet Jones 6SOCIM TOP TENSGraduate Men*1. Ilia Y La Lastima2. Jamaican BCFC3. Blue Star Vorwaets4. Achille and the Heels5. Orient ExpressUndergraduate Men1. Psi Upsilon2. Fallers3. Lower Flint4. KUUC5. Amalgamation6. Saudi Union Movement7. Dodd/Mead8. Eats Hit9. Hitchcock "A”10.BradburyW’omen*1. Quel Bogue2. Dudley3. Crown Rats4. Snell5. Upper W’allace* denotes All-University number oneSOFTBALL TOP TEN*1. Molecular Sieves2. See Your Food3. NUTS4. Chamberlin5. Reapers6. Hitchcock7. Hale8. Raw Meat9. Med I10.CommutersHonorable Mention: Malice Aforethought,Feel Your Buddy, Breckinridge—.CHICAGO SINAI CONGREGATIONannounces the1982 MORRIS L. WEISS LECTUREDR. W. GUNTHER PLAITToronto, CanadaRahbi, Historian, TheologianEditor ofTHE TORAH:A MODERN COMMENTARYAmerican Reform Judaism's NewCommentary on the Bible from acontemporary liberal perspectiveSUNDAY-MAY 16,1982 - 11:00 A.M.in the Main Sanctuary5350 South Shore DriveTHE PUBLIC IS WELCOMEInformation: 288-1600— /10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 11, 1982Sportswith two wins at homeKaren Walsh at bat against Chicago State last Tuesday. photo by ed achuckSoftball endsBy Lee BadgettThe softball team finished its season bysweeping a doubleheader against the Chica¬go State Cougars, 25-11 and 14-9. Thursday’svictories gave the Maroons a 4-8 record forthe season and a chance to show the homecrowd that they can beat a Division IIteam.Both teams came out scoring in the firstgame. Chicago racked up five runs in thefirst inning and never trailed for the rest ofthe game. Chicago pitcher Karen Kitchengave up most of her rune walks for the gamein the first inning. Her slow start allowedChicago State to score four runs on wildpitches and in bases loaded situations.Chicago batters went on a rampage forthe rest of the game, eventually accumulat¬ing 22 hits. Rightfielder Ruth Eisen contri¬buted a triple and a home run. Kitchen’sgrounder down the third baseline eludedChicago State’s fielders long enough for hertrip around the bases.The fifth proved to be the Maroons’ big in¬ning. Allison Duffy knocked a grand slamhome run early in the inning and addedthree more RBI’s a little while later. Onlyone Chicago batter failed to score in this ten-run effort.In limiting the Cougars to three hits forthe game, the Maroons also held ChicagoState to eleven runs by the end of the fifth.The slaughter rule ended the game at thatpoint and left enough time for the secondgame of the doubleheader. Once again, the Maroons had one big of¬fensive inning which gave them the neces¬sary margin ot victory. After a scorelessfirst, Kate O’Connell, Sue Fortunato, andKitchen each hit home runs to spark a ten-run second inning. Fortunato's single late inthe inning accounted for two more RBI's,giving her a total of four for the game.A defensive lapse in the third inning simi¬lar to those which have plagued the team allseason allowed Chicago to narrow theMaroons’ lead to 10-7. The bad throws andmisjudged fly balls were reminiscent ofother such lapses that ruined Chicago’s chances in previous games this season. TheMaroons recovered in time to avert disasterand held on to take the second game, 14-9.Although Chicago’s playing has been in¬consistent this season, the trend has defin¬itely been toward improvement, as theselast two games indicated. The pitching staffgradually gained more control and began tohold down the number of walks per game.Lapses in the field became less frequent andmore manageable. With the loss of onlyRuth Eisen and Bev Sha to graduation, nextyear’s Maroons will have a strong returningcore from which to work.Track teamfinds goldBy Carl StockingSometimes, the hardest part of racing isjust trying to find the track. It seemeddoubtful that the Maroons would get achance to run in the Elmhurst relays May 1when their trip became a numbing night¬mare in suburban surreality, or somethinglike that.A team of forty sat stultified as its venowbus rattled aimlessly through the unchartedreaches of Elmhurst and Villa Park. Anyhopes of unearthing the location of Elm¬hurst College were cruelly and repeatedlydashed — the locals seemed as confusedabout their surroundings as did the bus-driver. Finally, after covering more milesthan a Gray Line Tour, the Maroons spottedanother bus carrying members of the oppo¬sition. The Maroons followed them and, atlast, Elmhurst College loomed on the hori¬zon.The rest of the day was not nearly as ad-ventursome, although it was more reward¬ing. The Maroons garnered several firstsand set four meet records. The times wererelatively unimpressive due to the poor con¬dition of the cinder track which was likenedby Dave Glockner to “running on thebeach.”Chicago's entry of Dave Raskin, JimBiery, Bob Fisher and Aaron Rourkebrought back the gold in the two-mile relay,establishing a new meet record. The dis¬tance medley team was equally successful.Rourke, Glockner, Fisher and Mike Axinnwon in record time, bettering the old recordby more than twenty seconds. 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JARKRAFTSPREPARED CllQMUSTARD 50FINER FOODSSERVING53rd PRAIRIE SHORESKIMBARK PLAZA 2911 VERNONWhere You Are A Stranger But Once!The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 11, 1982—11Hither and YonNo Bud, no doughUniversity of Pennsylvania fraternitiesare angry that the president of theInter-fraternitv Council there withdrewIFC support from a block party becauseBudweiser beer was served. The president,Mark Goldstein, is a local distributor forPabst and Schiltz beers. Two days beforethe event. Goldstein withdrew thepreviously promised support of the eventwhen the directors did not use Pabst orSchlitz. Budweiser offered a very goodprice for the beer and provided bannersHYDE PARKTHE VERSAILLESIDEAL FOR STUDENTS324-0200• Large studios• Walk-in Kitchen• Utilities included• Furn. or unfurn.• Campus bus at doorBASED ON AVAILABILITY5254 S. Dorchester and other decorations. When the directorswent to the Director of Fraternity Affairs,they were told that the money should nothave been promised in the first place sincealcoholic beverages were going to beserved and the block party was beinghosted by only four fraternities and wastherefore “not a University-wide event.”The party went ahead without the IFCfunds, using Budweiser.Softballer settlesAn out-of-court settlement was made in acase against the University of SouthCarolina by a former softball player whosued after the University refused to paymedical expenses for a shoulder injury-resulting from a workout on a Nautilusweight machine as part of the 1978 softballtraining program. The player neededsurgery and a nine-month therapy periodto recover. According to a scholarshipagreement the student had signed, theUniversity was liable for all expensesincurred from an injury while under thetutelage of a member of the coaching staff,but the university claimed that the studentwas not part of a supervised athleticprogram when she was injured.^ 0o"o* v >V^!eP°MAY 13-149-3:30 New books1/2 -1/3 off list.Also used booksTheology historyCHURCH HISTORY MinistryEnglish literature Near Eastern Studiesphilosophy ANTHROPOLOGYEthics BIBLICAL LITERATUREsociology AND . . .SWIFT COMMONS1025 East Fifty-eighth Street/V1EETTHENEWPROBLEM-SOLVERSFROMHEWLETTPACKARD HP-11CSlimline Scientific Proqrommoblea 10-digit LCDa203 program lines°21 storage registers/Continuous MemoryoA broad range ofscientific andstatistical functionsmakes the HP-11C animmediate problem¬solving lab instru¬ment or engineeringtooloEditing features andtime and keystrokes the convenientat the touch of user mode savesa key*735 00HP-12CSlimline Financial Programmablei e.31o10-digit LCDo99 program lineso20 storage registers/Continuous MemoryoSolves your toughbusiness calculationswith an extensive setof financial andstatistical functionsoBond Analysis -Depreciation -Investment Comparisons at the touch of a key□ nflnni*150 00The University of Chicago BookstoreCalculator Department970 E. 58th St. (2nd floor)753-3303 A Worthy causeThe University of North Carolina'sNCAA basketball championship has morethan just the Tar Heels cheering; localmerchants are celebrating the continuedsales of T-shirts, bumper stickers, buttons,and even soda with a Tar Heel motif. Aperson can be clothed in everything fromCarolina blue underwear to Tar Heelshoelaces and jewelry, washing with TarHeel liquid soap and throwing the stubs ofTar Heel pencils into Tar Heel trashcans.The biggest selling item, aside from thesoda (at $1.00 a can) is a record about theTar Heels’ journey to New Orleans and thechampionship.Keg rollFraternities are known for going throughgreat quantities of beer, but a LoyolaUniversity fraternity has finally figuredout what to do with the empty kegs. Twoweekends ago, Tau Kappa Epsilonbrothers from Loyola and four otheruniversities, to roll a keg from Chicago toWaukesha, Wisconsin, in an attempt toraise money for St. Judes Children'sResearch Hospital in Memphis, Tennessee.STANLEY H. 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SUMMERFALL INTENSIVESCOURSES STARTINGTHIS MONTHGMAT. . .4HK/GMAT/LSATNEXT MONTHSUMMER MCAT/ACT/SATCourses Conslamty UpdatedRn rtwmr aim CKw C4rt»-i * wan 'Isr K Ma*> US Caw I AmteOUTSlOE NY STATE CALL TOLL FREE 800-223 1782 PHOTO BY WILLIAM MUDGEOver 1200 people, including approxi¬mately 850 students attending the PolkaDots and Moonbeam spring Big Banddance this past Friday night. The dancewas part of the alumni week-endevents.LanguageContinued from page oneand Political Science, will teach this course,which will be required along with non-Western Civilization. Next year there will besix selections for this requirement; thefollowing year eight to ten are expected.The last change instituted by the divisionis a drop in the number of courses requiredfor a degree from 43 to 42.The entire process ot curriculum changewas accomplished in seven months, withfinal approval coming last Thursday, May 6.The specific math/language requirementrevision was approved earlier in thequarter.PuzzleThe answers to Friday's puzzle will runin the next issue.HYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Wood/awn Ays.Church School (all ages) 9:45 a mWorship Nursery Provided 11:00 a.m.W. Kenneth Williams, MinisterSusan Johnson. Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, Serverv. AUGUST ANA LUTHERAN CHURCHTuesday“Religion & theArtistic Imagination"5:30 pm Pizza Supper6:00 pm Discussion:“Grace and Time in theVerse of Dylan Thomas”Joseph SittlerLutheran School of Theology, Chicago5500 South WoodlawnAkiba-Schechter Jewish Day Schoolis now accepting registration for September 1982forQuality Educationin both• Hebrew and General Studies• Nursery (morning program for 3-5year olds with optional lunch)• Kindergarten through grade 8Tuition Scholarships and Northside bus available493-888012—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 11, 1982Campus FilmsThe American Friend (Wim Wenders,1977): American crook Dennis Hopper andGerman family man Bruno Ganz fall into anuneasy symbiosis when they become ac¬complices in a murder. Ostensibly a thriller,The American Friend eventually trans¬forms itself into an unsettling study of alien¬ation and dependence. As in Wenders’ Kingsof the Road, the personal relationships aremade to bear the weight of much largerthemes (political, cultural, und so weiter);Wenders’ achievement is that he doesn’t sellshort on either level. Highly recommended.Wednesday, May 12, at 8:00 in Quantrell.Doc, $2.00. — MADesire (Borzage, 1936). Unseen bv thisreviewer. Tues., Mav 11th at 8:00.$1.50 DOC.Double Wedding (Richard Thorpe 1937).Thorpe was known primarily as a directorof westerns and thrillers, but his output wasso prolific (nearly 200 films from 1923 to1967) that he managed to become quite pro¬ficient at screwball comedy as well. He hadtwo terrific comic actors to work with here(William Powell and Mvrna Lov) The ThinMan it isn’t, but fans of Lov and Powellwon’t want to miss it. LSF Wed.May 12 8:30 p.m. —SWCompulsion (Richard Fleisher 1959).Based on the Leopold and Loeb murder caseof the 1920s, this would-be courtroom thrilleris notable chiefly for failing to live up to ex¬pectations — the material is rife with pos¬sibilities, but the script can’t seem to decidewhether it wants to be an attack on capitalpunishment or an exploration of the psycho¬logical aberrations which would lead twogifted University of Chicago students to be¬lieve they were above the law. The threeleading actors (Bradford Dillman and DeanStockwell as the defendants, Orson Wells asthe defense attorney) shared the Best Actoraward at Cannes that year, but only Stock-well’s performance really stands out.Still, within these limits Welles deliverssome nifty acting, and the film’s positiveaspects make it possible to overlook its shortcomings. Thurs. May 13 8:30 p.m.LSF — SWAlphaville (Jean-Luc Godard, 1965) EddieConstantine plays a secret agent — repletewith a sullen and cynical film noir personali¬ty and a paperback copy of The Big Sleep —who’s sent on a mission to assassinate thetyrannical, mad scientist leader of Alpha¬ville. Unlike most futuristic films which relyon exorbitant sets and mechanical wondersin order to convey their pessimistic vision,Godard’s film is based soundly on the waythe world is already — the future in the mindof a visionary. The best example of Go¬dard’s modest approach and penchant forBrechtian distancing is the way in which hishero travels through outerspace: he gets inhis car and drives along the highway untilhe reaches the “other planet.’’ While Alpha¬ville presents a world reminiscent of Orwel¬lian paranoia — all the women have serialnumbers stamped on their necks; words andphrases are constantly revised and elimin¬ated by government censors — Godard ismainly concerned with contemporary pro¬cesses of normalization and the prostitutionof self that pervades capitalist society.Highly recommended. Thur., May 13 at 8p.m. at International House, 1414 E. 59th St.$2. —RMOnce Upon a Time in the West (SergioLeone, 1969). This is not a typical Western.Mr. Spaghetti Western (The Good, The Badand The Ugly, etc.) dresses up his male out¬laws in Italian-made Western wear, placesthem in the idyllid Western setting of Mon¬ument Valley and accentuates their actionsand personalities with lyrical and hauntingmusical leitmotifs. The pace is measuredand the film is long, but one's attentionnever wavers because Leone’s sense ofspace, order and timing are so unique. Thevast scale, the larger-than-life personifica¬tions of evil, the high body-counts and theuse of a unifying dream sequence sets thiswork apart from American westerns.Leone's outlaws are much closer to Kuro¬sawa's samurai in their need to articulate amoral code of survival Thu., May 13 at8:00. $1.50 DOC —JMC. TUESDAYCalvert House: Sacrament of reconciliation, 11:30am; Mass, 12 noon and 5 pm; brown bag lunch.12:30 pm, 5735 University.Commuter Coop: Meets 12:30 pm. Gates Blake 1.Comm for the Defence of Human Rights in Iran:Lecture - “Human Rights and Islam” speaker Faz-lur Rahman, 4:00 pm, Reynolds Club Lounge.Comm on Virology: “Organization and Expressionof Bacteriophage T7 DNA" speaker F. WilliamStudier, 4:00 pm, Cummings room 101.Humanities Collegiate Div: On Language - "Bilin¬gualism and Related Problems” speaker PeterDembowski, 4:00 pm, Harper 130.Epsicopal Church Council: Evensong at BondChapel, 5:15 pm.Lutheran Campus Ministry: Eucharist and sup¬per, 5:30 and 6:00 pm; Discussion - “Grace andTime in the Verse of Dylan Thomas” speaker Jo¬seph Sittler, 5500 S. Woodlawn.Racquetball Club: Meets 6:30 pm, cts 1 and 2 in theField House.Calvert House: Investigation into Catholicism,7:00 pm, 5735 University.Morris Dancers: Learn ritual English dance, 7-9pm, Ida Noyes.Social Thought Colloquium: "The Public Task forPrivate Law” speaker Roger Michener, 8:00 pm,Cobb 106.I-House Speaker Series: Marvin Zonis speaks on"The Iranian Revolution: An Update” 8:00 pm, I-House. Free.Comm on the Conceptual Foundations of Science:“Why Misunderstand the Evolutionary Half of Bi¬ology?" speaker Leigh Van Valen, 8:00 pm, Cobb107.WEDNESDAYItalian Table: Meets 12 noon in the Blue Gargoyleto speak Italian.Career Counseling and Placement: Career Semi¬nar - “Business and Financial Consulting” 12noon, Reynolds Club North Lounge.TM Club: Group meditation, 12 noon, Ida Noyes.French Table: Meets 12:30 pm in the Blue Gar¬goyle.Crossroads: English classes for foreign women,2:00 pm, 5621 Blackstone.Hillel: Last day to sign up for Hillel's picnic atBrookfield Park May 16.SPECIAL DISCOUNT PRICESfor all STUDENTS, STAFF,and FACULTY MFMBERS 72nd & Stony IslandOpen Mon.-Ttiurs.until 7:30 pm684-0400Just present your University ofChicago Identification Card. Asstudents, Faculty Members or Ad¬ministrative Staff you are entitledto special money-saving DIS¬COUNTS on Chevrolet Parts. Ac¬cessories and any new or usedChevrolet you buy from RubyChevrolet.QSPECIAL DISCOUNT PRICESfor all STUDENTS, STAFF,and FACULTY MEMBERS Krrp I hot iff rut G V/ f'rrUegtfuA i,L\U.\ti,H r*nsParts OpenSat.’til noonJust Present your University ofChicago Identification Card. Asstudents Faculty Members orAdministrative Staff you are en¬titled to special money-savingDISCOUNTS on Volkswagen PartsAccessories and any new or usedVolkswagen you buy from RubyVolkswagen.2 Miles-5 MinutesAway FromThe UNIVERSITY AmericanCancerSociety10th ANNIVERSARYCHICAGO UNITBIKE-A-THOIMSUNDAY, MAY 16, 19828 AM TO 2:30 PMRIDE AND COLLECTPLEDGES FORCANCER CONTROLRAIN OR SHINEPHONE: 241-5937 CalendarDept of Biochemistry: “The Role of AutogenousTranslational Regulations During Development”speaker Lawrence Gold, 4:00 pm, Cummings room101.I-House: Mexican Night, 4:30-7:00 pm, 1414 E. 59thSt.UC NOMOR: Meets 6:30 pm, Cobb 104.THURSDAYGrad Comm on the Study of Women: “Female En¬glish Captives and Their Indian ‘Mistresses’ ”speaker Pauline Turner Strong, 12 noon, IdaNoyes.Hillel: Faculty Luncheon - “And the PeaceProcess Goes On. . .” speaker Prof. Leonard Bind¬er, 12 noon, 5715 Woodlawn.Comm on Genetics: "Insertion and Replacementof Pseudomones Aeroginosa Temperate Bacterio¬phage D3112” speaker Shehnaz Ramat, 12 noonErman Biology CenterDept of Biochemistry: "Transmembrane Signalling by Receptor Structures for Insulin and the In¬sulin-Like Growth Factors” speaker MichaelCzech, 2:30 pm, Abbott Memorial Hall room 101.Public Policy: 'Public Policy and Civil Rights inthe Eighties” speaker Eddie Williams, 3:30 pm,Wieboldt 303.Dept of Physics: ‘Neutron-Antineutron Conver¬sion Experiment: A Test of Unified Theories”speaker Herbert Anderson, 4:30 pm. Eckhart 133.Forum for Liberal Learning. An Open StudentForum on Liberal Education and an informal dis¬cussion about General Education with HermanSinaiko, 4:00 pm, Cobb 302.El Salvador Solidarity Group: Meets 5:00 pm. IdaNoyes.Home Oriented Maternity Experience: “The Medi¬cal Considerations of Birth At Home” 7:00 pm,5557 S Kenwood.SuCCESSFl I.Livingbv Reverend Gordon k.SpeagleThe bodily resurrectionof Christ is the funda¬mental proclamation ofthe church. It is that actwhereby Christ cameforth aiive from the tombwith a new gloriousbody It was a body com¬pletely free from deathsickness, and frailty. Itwas supernatural andeternal, fitted for exist¬ence in the heavenlykingdom The resurrec¬tion wes an event uniquein history which has never been duplicatedMessiah promised resurrection, and on that Eastermorning it occurredHis disciples did not really believe He would riseagain. They were so downcast from the events ofthe previous week they knew not what to do. Thesoldiers kept watch over the tomb to prevent anyonefrom tampering with its contents. However, nothingcould keep Christ in the grave, not the doubts ofHis disciples or the might of the soldiers. He roseon that Sunday because God Himself determinedto show the world the greet love He had for His SonBy the resurrection of Christ God put His stampof approval on the life and teaching of JesusThrough the resurrection God was saying to all,“This is my beloved Son. Hear Him!” Would youseek to know the Father? Know the Son. Wouldyou seek to please God? Heed the words of theSon. The resurrection of Messiah is not merely ahistorical fact. It is the resurrected Christ, whocan be known today by all who come to Him byfaith. Christ the Lord is ris’n today, hallelujah!HYDE PARKALLIANCE CHURCH'feeling at the Hyde Park Hiltondownstairs in the Cambridge RoomSunday service 10 a.m.Evening fellowship (Potluck supperi 5:00 p.m.Thursdav Prayer Hour 7 p.m.phone 752-0469marian realty,inc.mREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 11, 1982—13Classified AdsCLASSIFIED ADSClassified advertising in the Maroon costs Si.00per 45- character line. Special headings costSI.50 per 25 characters. All classified advertising must be paid in advance. Advertisingdeadlines: 12 noon Wednesday for the Fridaypaper; 12 noon Friday for the Tuesday paperSubmit ads to id a Noyes Hall, room 304, ormail them in (with payment) to The ChicagoMaroon, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago IL 60637 Forinformation about display advertising, call 7533263. The Maroon is not responsible for goodsor services purchased through the classifiedadvertising section.SPACEStudio Apartment, HiId Realty Group 955 1200Looking for housing? Check InternationalHouse, for grad students and for scholarsvisiting Chicago 753 2270, 2280Student Government publishes a list ofavailable housing Call 753 3273 or stop by theSG office, 3rd floor Ida NoyesCONDO FOR SALE '2 blk from UCFteldhouse. 2 BR Ig. bkyd. sun rm sewing rmmod kit Ray School 4«3 2869Co op 2 bdrm 61 8. Kimbark Formal dining,fully renov in secure bldg Avail June saieS19,950 or rent w o. 239 8224Studio and one bedroom apartments nowavailable $205 S295 $50 student discount if rentpaid quarterly 684 5030 before 8 30 am or 4932329Roommate wanted June lyr, communal dinners, coed 4 bdrm 57&Dorchester Call 6 7pm752 2665Summer sublet avail for non smoking femalein 2 br turn apt. Quiet, private S212 mo inclutil. Karen 962-7566 (M-F 9 51; Ivname&noSUMMER SUBLET Large 1 BR Apt 55th 8,Hyde Pk. Blvd Avail mid June Sept 1 RentNegotiable. Call 324 6066 Evenings Sublet avail 6/1 with Fall option 1 BR, largeLR, large kitch. BR&LR freshly renovated 100yrds shopping, UC bus, 55th St bus. 10 min 1C20 min campus. Cul-de sac; quiet & secureS305/mo Ph pm 363 6025.Write your paper or book next year atop adune, surrounded by trees, overlooking LakeMichigan. 3-4 br house. Sept June $295 per mo-+- util. 75 min by car to Chgo or take So Shoretrain. Grad student or faculty preferred 6245978Summer sublet 2 br 2 bath just remodeled apt54th Place & E Mis call Lisa at 962 8574, 947 8726,947 8256Sublet May 14 Aug 23 3 rooms furnished 1 or 2people 55 8. Lake 200/month 288 32162 Fern rmmts for 4 br coed apt 55 & Everett.S165 8, $125/mo. Laundry in bsmt summersublet w/fall option; Lg vr start June 1 4935287.Elegant studio for summer sublet Univ Parkfully furnished, health club, pool. City viewavail June 12 $365 per month 947 0707Woman Grad Student to assist alert eld lady inreturn for room w/priv bath. Near sch. sum 8,school yr. Call 548 1936 eveningsLake view bedroom w/AC in sunny 3 bdrm aptSecurity, parking, laundry, campus bus routesS130 mo -+- elec. Call Jane 538 6159, NonsmokersAbsolutely gorgeous condo quiet secure bldgDorchester 8. 50th 7 rm 3 bdr 3 bath new kitchen hrdw fir S700 w heat option to buy 534 2379eve.SUMMER SUBLET June Sept 51st s Hyde PkBlvd Overlooks Lake, near 1C Bus S180 Peter324 2558FOR RENT June, 1982 August 1983 55th 8, theLake lake view. 10th fir, spacious (1600 sq ft.)sunny living rm, full dining rm, 2 bdrms, 2baths FULLY FURNISHED, newly refinishedhdwd firs new appliances, new rugs, laundryrm in basemt S750 per month includes heat,gas, pkng 445 6000 ext 5832, days; 493 1750 evesand weekends. Newport 4800 S. Shore Dr-Large 1 bdrm facinglake & north eat in kit 19 FI 24 hr doorman 1mmed Occ Al Booth 726 0083; weekends 871 5224Nr. UC large 4 rom apt tile bath shower britesunny front and rear porch avail now 288 07183 Ig bdrms, 1 sm bdrm available for summersublet 54th 81 Ellis. All rooms sunny, + livingrm, kit. On minibus rte. Call Sherrie, 947 8437between 5-7 pm.SUMMER SUBLET (With possible option torenew lease in fall). Ideal Location 57th andKenwood. 4' 2 rooms fully furnished Responsible tenant(s) required. Call 753 1122 days 9470463 evenings.Responsible student pref to room in sunnyhouse CLOSE to campus. Possible option fortall great back yard! Call Lee at 667 69471 BR APT UNIV PK safe quiet faces courtyardac carpetd huge closets sunny summersublease 1 yr lease option Sept 415 mo incl heatgas parking pool sauna health clb avail 24 hrsec call Lyn days at 962 7521 nights 241 5135Two bedroom apt for rent 1st fir house on SoShore Dr Fireplace and view of lake Privateparking. 380.00 per mo, heat included AvailJune 933 1955.2 Bdrmsavail in Lge3 Bdrm apt 6'15 9 30 57thand Kimbark reasonable rent 288 5359Female roommate wanted Own bdrm in 4bdrm apt Spacious. 55 8. Hyde Pk BlvdDishwasher 8, washing facilities Jenny 6431588Summer Sublet: Large 2 bdrm w balcony,turn, avail.. Fall option; avail Jun 1, 5339Harper $430/mo 752 1 194CONDOTOSUBLETIdea location, 56th 8, Kimbark, near campusand trans sunny 1 bedroom, full furnished. 6 18/30. Leave phone number for Judy on 924 5057machineSPACE WANTEDResponsible grad/prof couple, with housesitting references, wish to care for your home inyour absence for summer mos Call 871 3653 aft5 or weekends. Personal professional refsavailGarage for van in Hyde Pk prefer vicinity 57 8.Black stone also tr 78 15 tires 947 0778PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processingResearch conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communication. Department of Behavioral Sciences.Phone 962 8859.EARN BIG TIME MONEYFINANCIAL PLANNINGMULTIMILLION DOLLAR COMPANY984 1295MANUSCRIPT TYPISTS: FRENCH, SOMEENGLISH Part time (12 15 hours week)school year. Full time in summer Will betrained on IBM Composers for camera readycopy in publications unit. Must type app55wpm S5.00/hour. Contact George Rumsey,Community and Family Study Center, 7532518FULL TIME CHILDCARE wanted for infant inH Pk home 8am 6pm, M F, 6/1 7/30. Must bereliable, enioy children pmt neg 752 4904 evesEarn an extra S300 per month by helping aretired lady professor (PhD from U of C);duties include grocery shopping, some cookingand light housekeeping in a luxury apt in EastHyde Park References exchanged Please call955 6728WRITING TUTOR POSITIONPhD candidates in all fields are invited to apply for positions in College writing program for1982 83. Information and application formsavailable at Harper 209Law stud needs loving babysitter for lovingbright 3 yr old girl. Chance to participate in accelerated edu program with child Preferfluent speaker in Hebrew, Russian, or ChineseEves May 21 29 Weekend eves and some amhrs starting early June thru '83 Must have owntrans to Lake Shore Drive area Good pay Callcollect 217 384 3040SCENESLeave Hyde Park behind Hillel goes toBrookfield Park May 16 See details under Picnic.PROSPECTIVEGRADUATESPurchasingFinanceCustomer Service Inventory ManagementData ProcessingMerchandisingIf you are about to graduate and are looking for a startingpoint for your career, consider our MANAGEMENT DE¬VELOPMENT PROGRAM. At McMaster-Carr, you willgain experience in some or all of the above areas.We’re a dynamic, growth-oriented industrial firm that putsa lot of energy into developing human resources. Becauseof our impressive record of growth, we need additionalcandidates to take part in our Management DevelopmentProgram. We think we’ve got something special to offerindividuals with ambition and initiative ... a long-term, re¬warding future in management.If you’d like to be considered, please send a resume to:M. MORROWMcMASTER-CARRsupply company600 County Line RoadElmhurst, IL 60126An Equal Opportunity Employer M /F14—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 11, 1982 FOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAITModel Camera 1342 E 55fhSf . 493 67001972 Dafsun 80000 miles. Great for aroundtown. S250 Call 752 2476.Hotpoint PORTABLE front loadingDISHWASHER Gold with wood cutting boardtop 5 yrs old. Very good condition S150 Call684 5230. . —.,Annual Divinity School Assn. Booksale, ThursMay 13and Fri May 14 in Swift Hall Commons,9am 3 30pm. Thousands and Thousandsof newand used books, 50»„ 75% off most books!Desk 8. Chair $25 Comfortable cushion rockingchairS15 backpack child carrier $10 955 3747Beautiful Heritage DR Table seats 6 10 goodcondition -f 6 Upholstered Chairs excellentcondition at fr action original cost 955 374 7SERVICESJUDITH TYPES—and now has a memory.Phone 955 4417.Psychotherapist. Women's Groups, Individual,and Couple Therapy Sliding Scale, MaryHallowitz, MSW ACSW 947 0154James Bone, editor typist. 363 0522Typing term papers reas. rates call 684 6882WEDDINGS photographed Call Leslie, 5361626RAAB DECORATING SERVICE Interior 8.Exterior. Very neat Best reference. Veryreasonable. 20 years in neighborhood CallRaab, 221 5661Professional typing and editing 324 8719TYPING Term papers, theses, etc. IBM correcting Selectric. All projects welcome. 7911674Need A Typist? Excellent work Reasonablerates Tel: 536 7167.Extra Money Person with truck willing todrive furniture from Chgo to Bflo NY in lateJune. Call 664 5559 bet. 6 10 pmFAST TYPING turn around time anymaterial, accurately Pickup & Del 924 4449 to1 am.TENNIS LESSONS from former college andpro player/coach. Call Brian 493 8411MUSIC LE SSONS Piano, voice folk guitar forbeginning *0 intermediate levels All ageswelcome Call 684 2259PERSONALSWRITERS'WORKSHOP (Plaza 2 8377).Affectionate playful kitten urgently needs ahome of its own Shots Housetrained Calldaytime Ralph 962 7786 or Sally 962 8738, evenings 241 5583Tennis anyone? Seeking good player forsingles. Must be steady and easy going Bob241 5950.Sliver of Former Self Life is foo short and goodfriendsare too few. Thanks for all BeanHENRY FONDA, just want to be friends Don'tyou understand, you dummy YBe in fashion buy a classy U of C bicyclingcap. Caps are $5 and on sale at Cobb all weekBLUE SHEEP are better lovers What's more,they can't have kids.Fat Freddy s Cat'' will lick your nose, nibbleyour ears and wish you good morning Thursday mornings, 6am 9am, on WHPK 88 3 fmIt's lots of funMartha it has been a topsy turvy 2 years but Inever doubted your love ILYNAF CTL .WANTEDTop dollar for 1 commencement ticket call 7524687 nightsHoard Descending Need Several Tickets For6/12 Commencement WILL PAY 363 8539E venings.DOGGIE7 mo old blond terrier mix needs home! Foundnear 57 8, Drexel healthy affectionate playfulsmall 947 9720GAY AND LESBIANCOFFEEHOUSEGALA sponsors a weekly coffeehouse on Tuesday nights at 9:00 pm now in Cobb Coffeeshop,basement of Cobb Hall. Refreshments andcamaraderie are served free of charge All arewelcome. Following the coffeehouse fhe GALAdiscussion group meets to discuss issues, problems and concerns of the gay and lesbiancommunity in a warm, supportive settingEveryone is invited.SUMMER SUBLETLg 1 bdrm turn apt 53rd 8. Hyde Pk aval June15 thru Aug 31 $400/mo garage sp also aval Call324 5922 nitesCHILDREN NEEDEDChildren needed for University of Chicagoreading study. Earn money. It's fun and educational. Does this describe you? 5 or 6th gradeleft handed boy or girl? 7 or 8th grade righthanded boy or girl? Please call 753 4735 fordetails.PETE'S MOVINGStudent with Pickup Truck can move your stuffFAST and CHEAP No job too small! Call Peteat 955-5180MOVERSOFSTUDENTSNICER students with BIGGER truck can moveanything, anywhere, anytime RAIN ORSHINE call John or Joe or Jim 752 7081 24hrdayORIENTATIONAIDES 1982-83Applications for the position of General Orientation Aide in the College for the 1982 83academic year are available in Harper 269former O Aides must re apply. Applicationsdue no later than May 14. Questions? Call 9628620.ORIENTAL CARPETSOPEN HOUSE AND SALEThis recent shipment includes new, semiantique and antique tribal rugs and kilims. MyMiddle East partner individually selected eachcarpet for its fine condition and uniqueness.Low overhead assures lowest possible pricesWe recommend that you visit soon as we willbe shipping ALL carpets to our summer storenear Boston LAST OPEN HOUSE OF YEARON MAY 15-16 Call 288 0524 for more info orprivate appt.MODEL CAMERAPRICE REDUCTIONSMinolta SG-1 was 189.95, now 169.95 MinoltaXG M was 229.95, now 199 95 Canon AE 1 was239.95, now 189.95 Canon A 1 was 399 95, now369 95 Olympus OM 2 was 389 95, now 279 95Olympus OM 10 was 218 00, now 189 95 All ofthe above come with normal lenses and fullfactory guarantee. All purchases include a freeroll of color film and processing! You won'tfind a better deal in Chicago! Model camera,1342 E 55th St. 493 6700.FREE PHOTOWORKSHOPHOW TO USE YOUR CAME RA Sun May 16 23 pm DEVELOP NEGATIVES Tues May 18 79 pm PRINT PHOTOGRAPHS: Mon May 24 7 9pm RESERVATIONS req for each class SAO753 3591 or stop in office all meet in Ida Noyes218EXTRATICKETS?I need one or two graduation tickets Will paygenerously. Leave message with Mary at 3690731.CALLING ARTISTSSTUDENT ARTWORK WANTED FOR ARTSHOW 5/20-5/25 any 2 D art ok Call SAO 7533591 to reserve your space Space is limitedCall early.BICYCLE CLUBThere will be a meeting of the bicycle club onWed May 12 at 8pm in Ida Noyes Hat sales anddetails of the spring trip to be discussed STEP TUTORINGHelp a kid feel bright and intelligent. Volunteerto tutor elementary or high school students fortwo hours a week. Contact Peter at 643 1733(evenings) for more information.FOOD COOP!Organizational Meeting on Tues 5/11 INH 7 pmcome with questions, suggestions, etc Comealso if you don't want to join immediatelyLITERARY REVIEWTHE DEADLINE FOR LITERARY REVIEWsubmissions is Friday of seventh week Wemust have everything by then. Please leaveyour poems, stories, etc in the Maroon officeInclude Name and address.TRANSCENDENTALMEDITATIONGroup meditations for persons who have learned the TM technique. Every Wednesday 12 30Ida Noyes Come and enjoyIRANIAN REVOLUTIONAn Update by MARVIN ZONIS TONIGHTTues May 11 8:00 pm in the I House Room 1414E 59thHAIRCUTS BYMERRIEThe haircuts everyone is talking about. Professional styling in the relaxed atmosphere of myhome for only $ 10. Call today 324 4105OLDER SUBJECTS NEED¬EDWe need people between 40 and 55 years of ageto participate in a drug preference study. Onlysafe, commonly prescribed drugs involvedEarn S195 in 9 weeks. For further information,call 947 6348.GAY? BAR?The usual Tuesday night GALA Discussion Circle will convene this Tuesday at threehighclass drinking establishments on theNorth Side. This tour is sponsored by GALA,and all the emporiums we visit cater to ourselect clientele. We will leave promptly at 9 00pm from the streetside steps of the Administration Building Drivers are needed Allare welcome. W.P. BEAR MOVINGWe move almost anything anywhere! Callanytime 241 5264COUPLES...Couples needed for a study on campus valuesS10 per couple for 1 hr/11 ? hrs Call 3 4393 10 3MEXICAN NIGHTAt the I House Dining Hall. Mexican Food,complimentary Mexican beer and live musicby LOS FANTASTICOS 4:3; 7:30 pm WedMay 12 1414 E 59th St. UNA FIESTAGRANDE!!!HISPANICCULTURAL SOCIETYThere is a meeting this Wednesday, May 12 inIda Noyes. Everyone should attend Nominations for next year's posts will be heldFORTYYEARSOFNUCLEAR WEAPONSReflections by Ruth Adams, editor of Bulletinof the Atomic Scientists, Thurs May 13, 6 pmDora DeLee Hall, Chicago Lying in HospitalBOOKSALEAnnual Divinity School Assn Booksale, ThursMay 13 and Fri May 14 in Swift Hall Commons,9am 3:30pm. Thousands of new and usedbooks, 50°. 75% off! Subjects includeliterature, sociology, philosophy, history, NearEastern studies, thics, theology, and muchmore.COFFEEHOUSEThursday, May 13, performers are Chris Sandrolini & John Haugland, traditional Americanfolk musicians at 9 00 & 10:30 pm and MichaelDonaghy & Martin Dowling, traditional Irishmusicians at 9:45 & 11:15 pm At the BlueGargoyle, 57th and University Good food anddrink sold also. Admission 50c. Admission andbeverages free to performers and anyonevolunteering to help set up for show (at 7 30pm) or clean up afterwards (midnight) Leavemessage for Karen at 955 4108 if interestedPICNIC IN THE PARKWhich Park? Brookfield Park. Hillel goes toBrookfield Sun, May 16th We leave from 5715Woodlawn at 11am & return at 5.30 pm Transprovided S3.00 Sign up at Hillel by Wed tor softball & fun. Don't be stuck in Hyde Park Classified AdsSEXUALHARASSMENT SURVEYStudents, faculty, administrators who received, but not returned, sexual harassmentsurveys, please complete them today! Send toLiz McCoy, rm A235, NORC, via FACX If youlosr yours and need another, call 643 4417ThanksCALL US...Academic problems, relationship problems,big problems, little problems, dorm problems,friend problems YOUR problems Pick up thephone between 7PM and 7AM and let's talkabout it the UC Hotline 753 1777 P S We alsogive university infoWINE-TASTINGAt I House Sun May 16 11:30 am Sample finewhite wines from France and California andlearn from the experts. Reserve space by May12 by calling 753 2274 Admission $5 00DAY AFTER TRINITYA film about J. Robert Oppenheimer and theatomic bomb project. Tues May 11 8pm IHouseHPRICED RIGHT to sell in the S60's Two bed¬rooms, formal living room and dining room, eat-in kitchen, nice back porch and back yard Closein to U. of C. Let s take a look56th AND BLACKSTONE. Super l of C. loca¬tion. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, leaded glass Lower$80's. Exceptional owner financingGOLDEN CIRCLE - NEW LISTING 2 bedrooms+ 2 studies make this a cozy campus home:modern kitchen, lovely yard, hardwood floorsand lots more Financing too' Mid $70'sAN AFFORDABLE HOUSE in historic HydePark' Three bedroom grevstone now available$80,000 Call today and ask about 11% owner fi¬nancing No Balloon'ONLY IN THE 30 s Super buy for someoneneeding good size two bedroom unit. Park. lake,shopping and transportation at your doorGarage too'EXCELLENT LOCATION - well maintainedcondo with lots of electrical outlets Features 2bedrooms plus two study areas; excellent building reserve, nice back yard plus special low in¬terest financing Mid $60's.SPECTACULAR LIGHT' Six room condi . com¬pletely redone - new walls, new windows, newbaths, new kitchen, new electric, new It's at56th and Harper and its only $69,500' This onewon t last! Call today'We have an excellent selection ofprime listings. 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Illinois 60160An Equal Opportunity Employer M/FMEDICAL SCHOOL OPENINGSImmediate Openings Available in Foreign Medical SchoolFully AccreditedALSO AVAILABLE FOR DENTAL SCHOOLSLOANS AVAILABLE • INTERVIEWS BEGINNING IMMEDIATELYFor further details and/or appointment callDr. Manley (716) 882-2803The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 11, 1982—15THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOThe William Vaughn Moody Lecture CommitteepresentsKEITH HARRISONANDPHILIP MARTINwho will readModern Australian Poetry(Their own work and that of other contemporary Australian poets)THURSDAY, MAY 13, 19824:30 p.m.HARPER MEMORIAL 13011 16 E. 59th Street, Chicago, Illinois 60637A reception will follow in Harper 284Admtsston is without ticket and without charge ALLIED ARTS ASSOCIATIONpresentsANNA RUSSELLConcert ComedienneORCHESTRA HALLSunday afternoon, May 16 at 3:00 pmTICKETS: $7.50, $10.00, $12.50, $15.00On sale at Orchestra Hall Box OfficeMAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED: 435-6666Phone Information: 782-6094whistleSTOPAn action safety program providing each resident ofour community with another practical way to protecthimself and his neighbor on the street.WhistleSTOP combines:Individual Action: I can signal for help and get it.Neighborhood Action: We can protect one another.Citizen-Police Action: We can assist the policeeffectively.Purchase Your Whistle At:Woodward Court Front DeskBroadview Hall Front DeskReynolds Club Box OfficeSAO Office (2nd Floor Ida Noyes) Information Desk Ida NoyesU.C. 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