ViewpointsInsider’s at UCpage five GCJ centerspreadRepulsive sitesGrey CityThe Chicago MaroonVolume 91, No. 54 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1982 The Chicago Maroon Friday, May 7, 1982PHOTO BY WILLIAM MUDGEState’s Attorney Richard Daley at Reynolds Club Monday, wherehe was greeted by a friendly audience and a bottle thrown inthrough an open window. See story, page six.LCB bankrupts SGBy Kahane CornThe Student Government Fi¬nance Committee has exhaustedfunds for the 1981-82 fiscal yearafter a final allocation to the SexAnarchy Party for the LasciviousCostume Ball which will not befully repaid. Campus groups whohave recently requested funds will,therefore, not procure any, and theplans for the 24-hour opening ofHarper Library during finals weekwill have to be funded by the ad¬ministration, if at all.The Sex Anarchy Party receiveda loan of $7,200, only netting, how¬ever, approximately $5,200 fromthe ball. As much as $2,000 will notbe paid back, leaving SG with azero-balance.“We were giving out money withthe anticipation of a larger returnfrom the Lascivious CostumerBall,’’ said George Kampstra, Stu¬dent Government finance commit¬tee chairman.According to Jeff Elton, SG trea¬surer, most activities had beenfunded before the Lascivious Cos¬tume Ball; “however, smallgroups who may have just found aspeaker or planned some activitywill be unable to get fundings,” hesaid. Two groups, GALA and thePocket Poetics, requested fundsfor activities this week but will re¬ceive none.“Groups who planned ahead and asked for funding at the beginningof the quarter received it after ap¬proval of the Finance Committee.When we are out (of money), weare out. It is kind of like the earlybird who gets the worm,” saidKampstra.Kampstra also said that $8 and$4 a ticket probably discouragedpeople from attending and that $6and $3 nay have been more suc¬cessful.This year's Lascivious CostumeBall not only lost money but costtwice as much as the 1980 ball. SGFunding for the LCB two years agowas $3500. That ball made enoughmoney not only to cover the loan,but aiso a $1200 profit which wasgiven to the SG Finance Commit¬tee.According to Irene Conley,Director of Student Activities, thisyear’s LCB budget for projectedexpenses was so much greater be¬cause of inflation, better refresh¬ments and bands, and generallymore expensive events than pre¬vious balls.“This year’s Lascivious Cos¬tume Ball was significantly betterthan in past LCB’s. It was simply amore ambitious event with moreclass,” Conley said.While the exact figures have notyet been computed, Conley esti¬mates an approximate $1400 loss.The total loss will be known nextweek. PERL chief steps downBy Darrell WuDunnWendy Olmsted resigned yester¬day as chair of the Politics, Eco¬nomics, Rhetoric, and Law(PERL) program. She will re¬main, however, as master of theNew Collegiate Division (NCD).Associate Professor David Smi-gelskis, chairman of NCD’s Ideasand Methods program, will suc¬ceed Olmsted.Olmsted has served as the PERLprogram chair since April 1979when Charles Wegener resigned.She became master of the NCD inOctober 1980 and was recently ap¬pointed chair of the Forum for Lib¬eral Learning.Olmsted said she is steppingdown as PERL head for severalreasons. With her other commit¬ments, she said she does not haveenough time to serve as PERLdirector. Furthermore, she saidthat her successor, Smigelskis,and Dennis Hutchinson, who willserve as his associate, “can do agood job of advising students.”Olmsted said she will still workwith PERL students who make upmost of the students in the NCD. She will continue to teach hercourse in the PERL Rhetoric se¬quence.When Olmsted assumed thePERL directorship three yearsago, the program was havingserious difficulties. Just beforeOlmsted became chair, a morato¬rium on admitting new students tothe program was instituted. At thattime, the PERL Chairman We¬gener said it would be “foolish” notto admit the possibility that theprogram will end when the stu¬dents who were in the programgraduated.After one year as chair, Olmstedlifted the moratorium, guaranteei¬ng PERL’s continued existence.Currently there are approximately40 students in the PERL program.When Olmsted was appointedmaster of the NCD in 1980, she be¬came the first permanent masterof that division in four years. TheNCD had a series of three actingmasters following the Wegener'sresignation in 1976.Olmsted was just recently ap¬pointed chairman of the newForum for Liberal Learning whichwas established by the College as a place to which faculty memberswithin the University can go for ad¬vice with respect to curricular ini¬tiatives. The forum is currently-sponsoring several seminars andintends to consider new courses tomeet existing requirements in theCore. The forum will also considerways of using graduate student inundergraduate courses.Smigelskis, who assumes thePERL chairmanship as of thisweek, has worked in the PERLprogram since its inception in 1974.He has served as the chairman ofthe NCD’s Ideas and Methods pro¬gram since 1970. He will continueto serve in that capacity.Smigelskis said that will notmake any major changes in thePERL program. “The program al¬ready has certain aims,” he said“I'm just taking over a job.”Smigelskis added. “I don’t see itas a new regime.”Smigelskis will be interviewingnext week students who wish toenter the PERL or Ideas and Meth¬ods programs. He asks that inter¬ested students contact the NCD of¬fice to make an appointment.Evaluations available MondayBy Jeffrey TaylorDistribution of the 1981-1982course evaluation booklet, a com¬prehensive, 185 page publicationlisting the majority of Collegecourses, is scheduled to begin thisMonday.This year's operation of the fouryear old evaluation program en¬tailed compiling the hundreds offorms completed by students inmost undergraduate classes, usingthe Amdahl computer system. Ac¬cording to Peter Chen, member ofthe Dean’s Student Advisory Com¬mittee and a principle organizer ofthe project, the use of the com¬puter vastly improved the size andquality of the publication.The step of type-setting by theprinter was eliminated using thecomputer. In addition, the com¬puter greatly improved organiza¬tion and information manage¬ ment.This year, instructors have alsobeen asked to respond to an evalu¬ation form. Teachers' reactions tothis have ranged from tentative toopen, with cooperation increasingin the Winter quarter.Instructor’s responses are usedto gain a degree of "authoritativeinformation” on the-courses, towhich the student input is com¬pared.Chen said that the evaluationbooklet “should ideally cover allundergraduate classes,” but addedthat the vast number of SocialScience and Humanities Divisioncourses prohibits this.The project was funded by Deanof the College Jonathan Z. Smith.Smith’s office furnished Amdahlcomputer accounts, evaluationforms, and moral supportChen called the Dean's support ••crucial, ana emphasized that heprovided “everything we couldhave asked for.”This year's booklet providesevaluations for all PhysicalScience Division courses, and agreat number of listing from theother divisions, including the NewCollegiate Division (NCD).The four major collegiate divi¬sions each have separate commit¬tees for course evaluation, with theNCD being covered by the others.Teachers in the PhysicalSciences Division receive a copy ofthe report before its publicationOther teachers do not.Asked if the instructors are al¬lowed to edit the publication. Chenstated that their input is given con¬sideration, but that “the finalchoice as to whether a change willbe made lies with us.”“Three changes were made atthe suggestion of instructors.” hesaid.Chen believes that this facultypreview helps to increase credibili¬ty.The evaluation booklet will bedistributed along with the collegecourse book starting on Monday.May 10, as students make appoint¬ments for pre-registration. 5000copies will be available, insuringthat each student can obtain one.The remaining copies will bemailed to incoming freshmen andbe passed out to facultymembers.Chen expressed confidence in theevaluation project’s ongoing im¬provement. stressing that thisyear's edition is not by any meansa final product. Citing the dramat¬ic improvement over last year, hestated that, “the idea is across thatit can be done. That's the most im¬portant thing.”Happy Fortieth,CalvertBy Kathleen Lindenberger“Celebrating an anniversary canbe little more than a maudlin recol¬lection. It can also be a period ofself-glory,” said Father John Hur¬ley of Calvert House which is cele¬brating its fourtieth anniversarytoday.The Calvert Community, a Cath¬olic organization composed of pro¬fessional students, undergradu¬ates, faculty, alumni and membersof the Hyde Park communityenjoys a difficult yet strong past.Beginning in the summer of 1902 asthe “Catholic club of the Universi¬ty of Chicago” w hose sole purposewas to entertain archbishop Spald¬ing of Peoria, a visiting lecturer,Calvert House has emerged as aL strong spiritual organization. Theemphasis upon “ministry" isdirected towards the community,other students and themselves.In the midst of a university de¬voted to research and innovation inthe 1920's as well as today, theCatholics have undoubtedly feltalienated. But help soon arrivedwith the advent of Dr. Jerome Ker-win. an associate professor of Po¬litical Science in 1923. He was afirm believer in the foundation of aCatholic student organization. Car¬dinal Mundelein was petitioned atthat time for permission to estab¬lish the organization but would notconsent due to the liberal bent ofcontinued on page 6Report of the Student Ombudsman,Winter 1982This edited version of the Ombudsman sReport is being published as a paid adver¬tisement in order to accurately informstudents of some of the major issues dealtwith by the Office during the winter quarter| 1982. The Office of the Student Om¬budsman will continue to publish the Reporton this basis each quarter. Unedited versionsof each Report are available in ReynoldsClub 204 and will be published in theUniversity Record.By far the most common, yet the mostcomplex problems brought to the Office ofthe Student Ombudsman during the winterquarter were of an academic nature Asnoted by my recent predecessors, thenumber of academic grievances fromstudents in all areas of the University is high,and in this quarter constitute nearly 30u6 ofthe total complaints brought to our OfficeGRADE APPEALOf the twenty students who came to ourOffice with academic grievances, eightsought help and/or advice in appealing agrade For the most part, all of thesestudents felt that their performance in acourse had been evaluated unjustly, eitherbecause the professor had misinformedthem, or because there had been inadequateclarification of course requirements Theprofessors involved in these cases, on theother hand, felt that the students had failedto meet specific course requirements or particular grading standardsSpecific cases will exemplify the diversityand complex nature of grade appeals andwill outline, as well, some possible measuresfor avoiding them in future quartersStudents must remember that faculty havethe ultimate authority in assessing grades atthe University and that they are responsiblefor meeting professors' standards of evalua¬tion Faculty must take this authority serious¬ly. by ensuring that students understand therequirements and grading procedures bywhich they will be judgedOne grade appeal involved anundergraduate who had enrolled in agraduate course at the encouragement ofthe professor No syllabus was handed out.and no outline of course grading procedureswas made available The student assumedthat the professor would emphasize his per¬formance on the four required course papersin assessing a final grade (as is often the casein College courses), rather than stressing arequired oral presentation and class par¬ticipation Having averaged a B— on hisfour written assignments, the student wasupset when he received a final grade of C forthe course After conversations with both thestudent and the professor, the underlyingreason for the student's anxiety becameclear The lack of explicit evaluation pro¬cedures for the course led to different expec¬tations in assessing the student's workLuckily, after defining the problem, the student and the professor were able to settletheir dispute The professor was willing tosubstitute a grade of P for the student s quali¬ty grade of C. thereby maintaining his owngrading standards, remaining fair to theother students in the class, and satisfying thestudentA second grade dispute resulted when agraduate student asked for an incomplete ina course in which the professor had statedthat no extensions would be granted Thestudent had begun the course late and wasunaware of the restriction, which had beenannounced during the first week of thequarter Pressed for time at the quarter'send. the student asked for an incompleteThe professor granted it but. without warn¬ ing. he downgraded the paper in order to befair to those students who had completedtheir work by the deadline Distressed, thestudent came to our Office after receivingher final grade. She claimed that she wouldhave turned in the paper on time if she hadknown about the professor's strict policyThe professor felt certain that the studentconsciously failed to meet his regulations.After mediation by our Office, themisunderstanding was cleared up Conse¬quently. the professor's need to downgradethe student's paper was eliminated and hewas willing to treat her paper as a kind ofrough draft. A second deadline was set bywhich the student was to meet the pro¬fessors original requirements This case,and others like it. leads me to suggest thatwhenever possible, professors should makeavailable in writing both requirements andrestrictions for their courses. Moreover,students should not hesitate to ask for miss¬ed reading assignments, lecture topics andpaper guidelinesPerhaps the most difficult grade appealbrought to our Office this quarter wasbrought by a student in an undergraduatescience course In this instance, the pro¬fessor admitted to having “misled'' hisstudents by deviating from the grading pro¬cedure outlined on his syllabus One studentwho came to us insisted that he would havebudgeted his study time differently if he hadknown that the professor was going to alterhis evaluation standards.Although sympathetic, the professor wasunwilling either to reconsider the student'sgrade or to re-evaluate his performanceThe professor considered turning the deci¬sion over to another faculty member but feltultimately, that within the context of hisaltered guidelines he had been consistentand fair in assessing final grades to hisstudents.It seems fair that a professor shouldadhere as closely as possible to his coursesyllabus and at least inform students of anyintended deviations. If a professor wants tomaintain his right to flexibility in grading, it isclearly his prerogative, but we feel that suchan intention should be clearly statedWhenever possible, written syllabuses mayprevent confusion Here at the University ofChicago, as at other academic institutionswhere academic demands and pressures arehigh, students do budget their time ac¬cording to course criteria specified by pro¬fessorsStudents, on the other hand, mustrecognize that grading methods varytremendously among professors and that anindividual professor may find it necessary tochange evaluation procedures to ac¬comodate problems that may arise during agiven quarter Again, this dispute couldhave been avoided, or more easily resolved,had the instructor followed his own set ofguidelines or made his intention not to do soknown to the students.DEPARTMENTALCONCERNSThe remaining twelve students whosought the help of the Ombudsman's Officein resolving academic grievances brought inother types of complaints: one graduate stu¬dent sought the help of our Office in her ef¬fort to clarify the criteria for selecting booksfor a masters level exam The student felt itwas unclear whether she was to demonstratebreadth of competence in her discipline, orscholarly expertise on a potential Ph Dthesis topic The aims of the exam were notclearly stated in the departmental literatureand the student had received conflicting ad¬vice from various faculty Another graduate student asked the Om¬budsman's Office to monitor his progress-ashe approached qualifying exams The stu¬dent entered his program at a time when thefaculty composition of the department wasdifferent from its current composition Afterthe departure of the faculty member withwhom the student had begun to work, thestudent did not keep in close touch witheither his advisor in the department or otherdepartmental faculty He worked insteadwith faculty outside of his department Nowthe student feels that he will be evaluated bya group of faculty who are unfamiliar withhis work and’who may not approve of histheoretical approach or his choice of aresearch topicThe Ombudsman's Office did not “solve "either of the two problems related above,since neither admits of an immediate solution. We did. however, encourage thestudents to insist on clarification from ad¬visors and departments and to recognize thatsometimes requirements are ambiguous andwill be subject to differing interpretations. Tosome degree, graduate students mustdevelop their own individual set of strategiesto pursue a graduate degree Faculty tooneed to be more aware of the frustration anduncertainty that graduate students often feelin their programs. They should actively en¬courage frequent consultation and shouldgive students more constructive feedbackabout their progress. Feedback is essentialthroughout a student's career, not simply atcritical evaluation points like qualifying ex¬ams and theses.SEXUALHARASSMENTThe remaining academic complaints stemmed from problems of a more personalnature Unlike grade appeals and concernsabout departmental requirements, thesegreivances came from students who felt particular tension in their relationship with an instructor. a staff person, or an administratorThese students most often feared that continued stress might interfere with theiracademic performance at the University. Weinclude cases of sexual harassment here,because in our experience, students areoften concerned with the stress such cir¬cumstances create in their academic as wellas their personal lives.Three of the students who came to ourOffice with complaints of this type cameprimarily for a listening ear or to ask adviceOthers wanted to file confidential complaintsin case more serious problems shoulddevelop Though they seldom wanted us totake immediate action, they were encourag¬ed to discuss such matters with variousacademic Deans or departmental chairpeo-pleOne female student came to talk to usconfidentially about continued sexualharassment by a professor She desired onlyto discuss the problem and did not wish tomake a formal complaint with the Universi¬ty As is often the case of students in thissituation, her main concern was to protectherself from any retribution on the part ofthe professor, since she had refused to respond to his sexual advances After workingthrough the matter in detail, we encouragedthe student to speak to the appropriateDean He asked for copies of all writtenwork she planned to submit to the professorand monitored her situation as she completed the course As it turns out. the stu¬dent did receive a lower grade in the coursethan she had anticipated Her work is nowbeing re-evaluated by a second facultymember at the request of the Dean She isrelieved to have shared her dilemma with our Office.As a final note, the Ombudsman's Officeis pleased that the University has amendedits guidelines for filing formal complaints ofsexual harassment (Copies of theseguidelines will be available to students in ourOffice and in various departments of theUniversity.) Any effort made to minimizeharassment problems will clearly benefit theUniversity community as a whole Based onour experience with sexual harassmentcases, however, we feel two additions wouldfurther improve University policyFirst, it is the opinion of our Office that astudent who files a formal charge of harass¬ment against a particular professor should benotified when a Dean has completed his for¬mal investigation of the charge This wouldserve not only to relieve the anxiety of thestudent making the complaint, but also toassure the complainant as to her formalacademic relationship with the professoragainst whom the charge is brought As longas notification to students remains out of therequired procedures for investigating formalcomplaints of sexual harassment, filing acomplaint with the University may onlyserve to heighten the feelings of frustrationand humiliation already felt by a student inan extremely stressful situationSecond, we feel that University policyshould consider those students who do notwish to file formal complaints of sexualharassment, but who want to protectthemselves from retribution in some way Itis sometimes the case that students do notwant to disrupt a professor's career and/orpersonal life, either because they respect theprofessor or because they believe that theirswas an isolated incident The Universityshould seriously consider the needs of thesestudents who may otherwise choose to suf¬fer retribution rather than file a formal com¬plaint Such students should be encouragedto consult with trusted friends, faculty, or theOmbudsman and to consult informally witha Dean if they wish University guidelinesshould make it clear that informal consultation with an Academic Dean or otherUniversity Officials is an appropriate optionfor harassed students We hope UniversityOfficials will investigate informal complaintsand. again, contact students at the comple¬tion of their investigations I encouragestudents to continue to report all problems ofsexual harassment The Ombudsman's Of¬fice deals with such matters willingly and in aconfidential manner.The office of the Student Ombudspersonhandled 70 cases during the winter quarterOver 45 people called or came to the Officefor information, informal discussion of a pro-blem or adviceAppendix: StatisticsAcademic AffairsGrade AppealsOtherStudent AffairsAthleticsHousing and CommonsHospital and ClinicsStudent EmploymentStudent ActivitiesAdministrative AffairsFinancial Aid and LoanFacilities and SecurityRegistrar and BursarLibrarySexual HarassmentMiscellaneousTOTAL Winter 198281220 (28%)11156225 (36%)59 „4119 (27%)2 ( 3%)4 ( 6%)702—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 7, 1982News in briefRobbery at gunpointA group of three undergraduates wasrobbed late Wednesday night at gun and kni¬fepoint near the corner of 55th St. andGreenwood Ave.The students, two women and one man,were walking south along Greenwood Ave.on the west side of the street when they wereapproached. Police report that 26 dollarswere taken. The victims later described theoffenders as ranging in age from 18-25.Spokesman for Security Jonathan Klein-bard said that there are no suspects yet incustody.Arms control filmOn Monday May 10 the film The Day AfterTrinity will be shown at 7:00 pm in the IdaNoyes Library. Following the film, thenewly formed Committee for Arms Controland Disarmament will hold a general plan¬ning meeting. The disarmament movementhas had some trouble gaining attention inChicago recently. A resolution passed inChicago’s City Council yesterday whichcalled for a bi-laterial arms freeze receivedno notable attention in Chicago’s media.Discussions of better education methodswill be a topic of the meeting. For furtherinformation, call Phoebe Zerwick, 241-5431or Stephanie Levy, at 753-8342.Give blood nowThe Hyde Park Union Church is sponsor¬ing its second annual blood drive this Satur¬day. The blood will be donated to the UnitedBlood Service, one of the non-profit organi¬zations which supplies blood to Billings Hos¬pital.Donors must be between the ages of 17 and65, weigh a minimum of 110 pounds and notbe taking any medication for an active in¬fection or disease. Each person will be givena physical examination prior to donatingblood.The Blood Drive will be held in the HydePark Union Church, located at 56th and Woodlawn, between the hours of 9 a.m. and 4p.m. on Saturday. Donating blood takesabout 35 minutes. Donors are requested tomake an appointment ahead of time to in¬sure a steady flow of donors. They shouldcall 363-3490 (daytime) or 493-8944 (eve¬nings). Refreshments will be served todonors afterwards.LCB lewd, not nudeOf the 1200 to 1800 students who attendedSaturday Night’s Lascivious Costume ball,20% wore no clothes, according to SG presi¬dent Clarke Campbell.Campbell said that the unofficial, total in¬come was about $5050, and the unofficial ex¬penses, which have not yet been counted,are expected to be about $6700, showing aloss of about $1650.Only about 5 to 10 percent of the peoplethere wore street clothes, which is less thanCampbell or others in the SG office could re¬member from past parties. “It was a majorimprovement over past years,” he said.Bill Davis, a member of the LCB commit¬tee, reported the results of the contests forbest costume. Miss University of Chicago,he said, was won by Marcia Nossworthy, athird-year student in the College. Noss¬worthy wore .“a sizzling red and white sail¬or’s outfit,” said Davis, which included avery low-cut, red and white swimsuit aned asailor’s cap.The title of Mr. U of C went to LeRoy Mos¬ley, also a junior, who wore “a massive col¬lage of leather, with whips and chains.”The best group in costume, said Davis,had seven people “dressed” as members ofa tribe from the movie “Quest for Fire.”Urban conferenceUrban blight and problems are not uniqueto Chicago. In fact, when Mexico City has 37million, and Sao Paolo 25 million people bythe turn of the century, the terms “city” and“urban” may be synonymous with a horrorfar greater than that conjured up by imagesof New York ghettos, or tales of Bombay orCalcutta. Next week, these problems, and possiblepolicy approaches and solutions, will be de¬bated and discussed at a Conference on Ur¬banization Processes and Policies in Devel¬oping Countries. The conference, sponsoredby the University of Chicago Center forUrban Studies, with assistance from theWorld Bank, will feature discussions andpapers on issues of policy, empirical re¬search, and theory about the role and devel¬opment of the city in less-developed nations.And the speakers will cover the vast arrayof geographical and disciplinary topics. Bertrand Renaud, of the World Bank, willspeak on “Urban Development Policies:Issues in Developing Countries.”For information on the full schedule, andto obtain copies of papers, call 753-4507. Theconference is open to all interested studentsand staff in the University community; allsessions will be held at the Center for Con¬tinuing Education, at 1307 E. 60th Street.Business seminars“Business and Financial Consulting,” and“Creativity in Business,” the last two of fivecareer programs sponsored by the Office ofCareer Counseling and Placement, will beheld on Wednesday, May 19, at 12 Noon inthe North Lounge of the Reynolds Club.The speakers at the first seminar will talkabout how they entered the consulting fieldand how they would advise a young personor career changer to prepare for the field.Speakers at the second will talk about howcreativity and adapatability are integralparts of their jobs and the key to their suc¬cess.All students, especially graduating se¬niors and graduate students, are welcome.Good alumniPresentations will range from “ChineseUrban Organization,” by UC professor Wil¬liam Parish, and “Evaluating PollutionControl Policies: The Cases of Sao Paoloand Mexico City,” by Vinod Thomas andKrishna Challa of the World Bank, to TheRegulation of Urban Transportation in Co¬lombia: an Economic Analysis,” by AlvaroPachon, of the Corporation Centro Regionalde Poblacion, Colombia.The conference, which will run from Mon¬day morning, May 10, through Wednesdayafternoon, May 12, will also feature broad,policy oriented lectures. There will be twokeynote addresses. George Tolley, Profes¬sor of Economics, and Director of theCenter for Urban Studies here, will discuss“Urbanization and Economic Develop¬ment” at 9:30 a.m. Monday. Then at 10:30, turnout expectedThe Alumni Association is expecting thegreatest attendance to date for the events ofthe alumni reunions this weekend. Amongthe associated events are Friday night’sPanama Francis Big Band Dance, the firstU of C College Bowl, and the InterfraternitySing.There will also be special bus tours ofHyde Park, a general reunion dinner at Hut¬chinson Commons, and reunions of theclasses of ’22, ’27, ’32, '37, ’42. ’57 and ’77.Paula W’issing, Director of Chicago AreaPrograms for the Alumni Office, remarked,“last year 600 people came. But this reunionwill be the first for all schools of the Univer¬sity at the same time. We’re expecting acontinued on page 6“The Most Original Guitarist Since Jimi Hendrix and Wes Montgomery”The Major Activities Board PresentsJames “Blood” UlmerMAY 8 • 8 PM • International HouseTickets on sale at University Box Office$3 UC Students • $7 OthersThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 7, 1982—3EditorialsIKkJoud rr's AuOHiJi ugetertb, BotMoo vaJuR^ TWjO VA)ee\^7 uA-re tV Mm>/*-lAst 1>o*oAtio»J... UiJ-riu Moo ?A^ TH£^600 (j\xt Pet ...4% ILlbWuu<«W HroUt^PAM V.Harper is worth savingAlthough the orgiastic revelry of the Lascivious Costume Ball has become but adim memory for most of those who attended, it appears that the students of theUniversity are going to have to live with one result of the revelry for some time tocome: inasmuch as most people are becoming less inhibited about their bodiesand more inhibited about spending money, the ball supreme has bankrupt studentgovernment. Many fewer students than expected came to the ball dressed in theirfinery (or anything else for that matter), and fewer admissions were thus paid.Frivolity aside, one unhappy result of this unexpected shortfall of student gov¬ernment funds is that the 24 hour opening of Harper Library, which was fundedlast quarter by SG, will now be impossible, unless funds are made available fromelsewhere in the University.Although SG took it upon itself and paid half of the costs of the 24 hour servicelast quarter, it seems clear that it is not really the responsibility of student gov¬ernment to have to pay for a service which is of such a basic academic value. The24 hour opening was considered a great success and many students took advan¬tage of it.The fact remains, however, that it is customary at many universities to provideat least one locale for 24-hour studying during every exam week, and seldom arethe students asked to pay for such facilities out of funds which ought to be spent onrecreational activities.It is hard to believe that the UC administration could not reach deep down intoits pockets to fund something as essential as a place to study after 1 a.m. duringfinals.Funding from the Dean of Students or Dean of the College would only total acouple of hundred dollars. Until the glorious plans for the renovated Ida NoyesHall materialize, this is a small price to pay for the increase in student moraleduring the darkest hours of the quarter.CorrectionTo the Editor:I was happy to see my letter printed onpage 4 of the April 30, 1982 Maroon, but dis¬tressed to find that the probability equationhad not been given correctly. Three mis¬takes had been made, making the equationunintelligible. Since the equation’s crucialto my argument, would it be possible for TheMaroon to publish a correction in its nextedition? The equation should be:AP 1 - (1-p >nIn the equation, it’s important that the ex¬ponent be to the upper right of the parenthe¬sis.Sincerely,Bradford LvttleSensible billingDear Sir,I would like to comment on your editorialof Friday, April 30, 1982.As you point out the University is wellknown for its Economic and BusinessSchools. Given this statement a little com¬mon sense should dictate that the new bill¬ing system the Maroon is editorializingmakes absolutely perfect sense.From this policy the University should re¬alize two major benefits. One, prompt pay¬ment of bills and two, positive revenuesfrom the increased time value of money.Since all bids, for the effected academicarea’s, will be due prior to registration theincentive for all students to pay on time4—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 7, 19 Lettersshould be greater. It’s either pay up or don’ttake classes. The net effect of this will be togive the University more time use of moneywhile decreasing the University’s debt col¬lection expenses. The time value of moneyfor the University can be estimated quitequickly. Say each of the 4500 or so studentseffected for the academic year owes $1500per quarter. The University invests thismoney at let’s say 10% for the three extramonths it will hold these funds. This is$168,750.00 per quarter. For three quartersthis works out to $506,250.00 and that’s notincluding summer quarter. Keeping in mindthe fact that all of the above numbers areconservative it is easy to see why the Uni¬versity likes this new billing structure.However, what really disturbs me is notthe lack of economic accuracy of theMaroon’s editorial but the way it’ is written.The style of the editorial is facetious noiserious. How can the Maroon expect to betaken seriously with this sort of sloppy writ¬ing style. This is just the sort of bad journal¬ism I pointed to in my last letter. Clean upthe journalistic style of the articles present¬ed and we will all be better off.Stephen B. JeffriesStudent in the CollegeHarberger againTo the Editor:How ironic that the Maroon in the April 30edition should ask Arnold Harberger to com¬ment on the military’s choice of Alvaro Ma¬gana for president of El Salvador. ProfessorHarberger’s long association with anti-dem¬ocratic forces in Latin America, notably LettersChile’s General Pinochet, casts doubt on hisqualifications as an expert on democraticchange in the region. The mere fact that Ma¬gana was one of Harberger’s students doesnot bode well for the future of “democracy”in El Salvador. For the sake of the Salva¬doran people (and the already tarnishedimage of the University of Chicago in LatinAmerica) let us hope that he was one of Har¬berger’s poorer students.Sincerely,a Paul GootenbergHispanic concernTo the Editor:I would like to call to your attention someobservations that I have made in the pastfew weeks concerning the plight of the fewHispanics that I managed to meet, or shall Isay hear, at the broadcast of the ABC televi¬sion program Viewpoint Wednesday, April28. They seemed to have made some claimsas to the status of American awareness ofthe Latin American perspective in the crisisover the Falkland-Malvinas Islands. I agreewith them that the American point of viewcan be influenced by a deeper understand¬ing of the Latin American perspective. But Ifailed to recognize any of them as active Hi¬spanic students on this campus. I say thisbecause I was President of the Hispanic Cul¬tural Society last year and I am a very ac¬tive member this year and I did not ever seeone of them in attendance. I also frequentmany Organization of Latin American Stu¬dents functions and here again I have failedto see any of them.What I would like to clarify from the startis that these ardently pro-Argentine stu¬dents do not in any way represent the opin¬ion of a vast number of Hispanic students onthis campus. If this group of students wishesto portray a typical Hispanic University ofChicago student on national television(though he may not desire to do it, the factremains 12 million people were watchingand that image would dominate) it shouldfirst be acquainted with the general point ofview of Hispanic students here at the Uni¬versity. What I suggest is that this Universi¬ty should be the initial forum of debate be¬fore anything can be carried beyond thisintellectually diverse factory. I suggest thatthese students should first attempt theirplan to create an awareness of the LatinAmerican perspective at this University,perhaps, with the aid of the majority of theother Latin American students here by firstallowing this place to be the forum for de¬bate and not a larger audience such as thepeople watching ABC late night programm¬ing.I believe that these students oversteppedtheir bounds by creating this image of U of CHispanic students on national television. Ifthey truly meant connoting this image theylack the basis on which to found their beliefbecause, as far as I am concerned, they donot represent the majority of the Hispanicstudents who are organized as University ofChicago organizations or clubs and whohave the vast majority of the U of C Hispan¬ic students in their membership. These stu¬dents complained that the American mediawas not giving the Argentine point of view.They should start their campaign here andmaybe incorporate the “approval” or the“disapproval” of their generalizations about Latin American awareness in thiscountry by other Hispanic U of C students.Again I stress, that these students who vo¬calized their impulsive and unsoundly basedopinion do not represent the vast number ofHispanic students on this campus. I hopethat these students become more aware ofthe opinions of their fellow Hispanic stu¬dents before they go on to make assump¬tions about the American media, the Ameri¬can people, and God Knows what else.Sincerely,Edgar ArredondoFormer President of theHispanic Cultural SocietySlanted editorialsTo the Editor:Lest parts of my letter which appeared inthe 4/30 issue of the Maroon be miscon¬strued, let me clarify that while I disagreedwith the slant of Mr. Isidore’s recent editori¬als regarding Independent politics in theneighborhood, I feel our goals may be thesame. My second point was that a unitedmulti-racial alliance is essential to the ef¬forts for government in the community. Iwould like to stress that regardless of who isright on a particular issue, no matter how-heated the debate, we must not allow anypersonalities, no matter how strong, to de¬stroy this alliance. As several non-Marooneditorials on the topic pointed out, when vot¬ing we should be united by ideology and ef¬fectiveness, NOT by race.Despite Mr. Isidore’s objections, the pointof this election was that the voters of the dis¬trict rejected the call to vote with race inmind. This bodes well for the future of inde¬pendent politics in the area, despite theschisms of its leaders.Jon BrooknerEmpty undergradsTo the Editor:I read the May 4 installment of Null andVoid with great interest. Its tightly-rea¬soned structure, mordant wit, and fashion¬able Weltschmerz reached heights attain¬able, if at all, only by dedicated, concerned,and involved undergraduate pundits whoprovide in the existential agony of their un¬naturally prolonged adolescence a constantsource of amusement for graduate studentslike myself. I disagree very much with ourpundit’s point of view, nevertheless I canalso sympathize with the improverished so¬cial and intellectual conditions the author nodoubt has had to endure as an undergradu¬ate and which must be singled out as amajor factor contributing to his confusion.After all. a world composed solely of REOSpeedwagon T-shirts, acne soap, fake IDcards, and dog-eared editions of Cliff Notesto Aristotle, where the level of discoursedoes not rise above a series of grunts andclicks exchanged to the dull thud of compul¬sive back slapping over a berr keg, is notconducive to sharpening of the intellect.I am also able to see that the author’s pe¬tulant whimngs are merely a developmentalphenomenon, representating a stage mostpass through, and which becomes particu¬larly acute when one has run out of inter¬esting things to say and the deadline is scanthours awav. As is intuitively obvious to anvcontinued on cage 6The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. Itis published twice a week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. Editorial and business officesare located on the third floor of Ida Noyes Hall, 1212 E. 59th St. Chicago, 60637. Tele¬phone 753-3263. Business office hours are 9:30 to 4:30, Monday through Friday.Chris IsidoreEditorDarrell WuDunnEditor electRobert DeckerManaging EditorAnna FeldmanNews Editor Richard KayeGrey City Journal EditorBecky WoloshinLiterary Review EditorErin CassidyLibrarianAarne EliasDesign Director'opy editing; Margo Hablut-Henry OttoBusiness ManagerJay McKenzieAdvertising ManagerLeslie WickOffice ManagerCharlie MencerProduction ManagerSherrie NegreaFeatures EditorAudrey LightSports EditorWilliam MudgePhotography EditorDavid BrooksViewpoints EditorAssociate Editors: Robin Kirk, News; William Rauch,zel, Features; Anna Yamada, Photography.Staff: Edgar Asebey, Lee Badgett, Sheila Black, David Blaszkowsky, George Champ,Kahane Corn, Wally Dabrowski, Jeff Davitz, Teri Drager, Bill Fitzgerald, Sue For-tunato, Caren Gauvreau, Cliff Grammich, John Herrick, Vicki Ho, Keith HorvathRobert Kahng, Jae-ha Kim, Wayne Klein, Bob LaBelle, Linda Lee, Chris Lesieutre!Kathleen Lindenberger, Bob Nawrocki, Koyin Shih, Donna Shrout Daniel StalevCarl Stocking, Jeffrey Taylor, Jeff Terrell, James Thompson, Bob Travis, Aili Tripp!Sheila Westmoreland, Jeff Wolf, George Woodbury.ViewpointsEight years later, message still appropriateOn March 20, 1974 a crowd of 250 SDS members and otherleft-wing radicals disrupted a lecture which Political Scien¬tist Edward Banfield was scheduled to give at the OrientalInstitute. Banfield, the author of the controversial The Un-heavenly City, was met with charges of racism by anumber of protesters who managed to gain access toBreasted Hall. Following are excerpts from the lecturewhich he would have given.By Edward BanfieldThe notorious corruption of the American city govern¬ment has been the wonder of the civilized world. There havebeen efforts to account for it by the presence of the political¬ly inexperienced immigrant, but Tweed and his “FortyThieves” were at work before the immigrants in questionarrived. Frank Goodnow, writing in 1904, stated the puz¬zling facts!“Philadelphia, with a large native-born and home¬owning and a small tenement-house population, witha charter which is largely based on what is consi¬dered to be advanced ideas on the subject of munici¬pal government, is said to be both corrupt and con¬tended...”The experience'of cities like Philadelphia, he said, en¬courages the belief “that there must be something in themoral character of the particular populations...”If corruption was much commoner in American citiesthan in others, so was violent crime. As far back as recordsgo (about 100 years in a couple of cities) the homicide ratehas been high — perhaps nearly as high as in the last fewyears.Class differences have of course existed in all countries,but in American where (as Thernstrom conjectures) therehas been more upward mobility than anywhere else, to besocially defined as “no account” has had a meaning that itcould not have had in places where everyone knew that ris¬ing in the world was out of the question.Perhaps because most have expected to rise (if not them¬selves then via their children), the American city has neverproduced a radical labor movement.Perhaps because some have been demoralized by theirfailure to rise in a society where rising is supposed to beeasy, the American city has also had a lumpen proletariat— one more conspicuous and perhaps more resistant to ab¬sorption into normal society than its equivalent in othercountries.If the lumpen proletariat represents total alienation from, the norms of the society, there is disaffection which may beiTmuch less extreme manifestation by the same thing. In agenerally prosperous society, those who are less prosper¬ous than others with whom they compare themselves mayfeel ‘poor’ and blame themselves or the society for it. Thisis no new thing. Josiah Strong, in Our Country (1858) ob¬served that “within a century there has been a great mul¬tiplication that increase has kept pace with the multiplica¬tion of wants. The mechanic of today who has much, may bepoorer than his grandfather, who had little. A rich man maybe poor, and a poor man may be rich. Poverty is somethingrelative...” (Emphasis in original).Nichols, from whose book written at about the same timeI have already quoted, draws the implications of this for ourpresent concern;“There is no such thing in America as being con¬tented with one's position or condition. The poorstruggle to be rich, the rich to be richer. Every one istugging, trying, scheming to advance - to get ahead.It is a great scramble, in which all are troubled andnone are satisfied...Every other ragged little boydreams of being President or millionaire. The dreammay be a pleasant one while it lasts, but what of thedisappointing reality? What of the excited, restless,feverish life spect in pursuit of phantoms?”What is perhaps most conspicuous to the foreigner is thelocalism of our politics — localism in two senses: that everycity, even every village, has what by the standards of othercountries is an extraordinary degree of independence indealing with a wide range of matters, including police and(often) schools (where else could a local electorate votedown a $600 million Onassis oil refinery)?Localism in the second sense in that city politics in thiscountry turns on local, often neighborhood concerns, andnot upon national (which is to say ideological) issues.Our cities have been (and are still) run — to the extentthat they can be said to be run at all — by politicians, mean¬ing persons whose talent is for finding the terms on whichconflict can be managed, and not by career civil servants orplanners, meaning persons whose talent is for laying ourinternally consistent course of action for attaining agreed-upon goals.To be sure, tens of thousands of documents called“plans” have been made under the auspices of Americanlocal governments. It would be hard to find one that hasbeen carried into effect, however, unless it be by coinci¬dence.The “problem of metropolitan organization’ exists in thiscountry in a form that may be unique. It is really two quitedifferent problems (insofar as they are really problems, as opposed to pseudo-problems); one problem consists of themultiplicity of more or less overlapping jurisdictions withina metropolitan area and the other of the absence, in anyarea, of a general-purpose government with jurisdictionover the whole of the area.It is a peculiarly American practice to refer so manymatters to the electorate — not only the election of mayorsand city councilmen but also of judges in many places and,again in many places, capital expenditure proposals as wellas other matters such as zoning or changes in governmen¬tal structure.Finally, it is remarkably easy for a small number of per¬sons, if they are organized to prevent the local governmentfrom carrying out undertakings which are alleged to be —and may in fact be — in the interest of the large majority.The power of the school janitor’s (custodian) union, for ex¬ample, is not uncommonly sufficient to make or break theplans of the superintendent of schools and the school board.David Riesman coined a very needed phrase when he wroteof “veto groups.”This has been a necessarily very sketchy listing of what Itake to be some of the distinctive features that Americancities have exhibited over time. I turn now to what I regardas the ‘key’ difference which, better than any other, ac¬counts for or “explains” the features that I have been en¬umerating.The ‘key’ feature is simply this; that we have had (and toa lesser degree still have) an extreme fragmentation of for¬mal authority in the Federal system, most especially instate and local government. Constitutions and chartershave broken authority into little bits and pieces, scatteringit about in such a manner that no one has enough to do muchof anything on his own. I have mentioned the active role ofthe electorate. In the 1830’s it was even more active: mostbig cities had bi-cameral councils, mayors and governors were almost powerless, the executive function being car¬ried on by numerous independent elected boards and com¬missions, subject always to review by courts and legisla¬tures, and often by the electorate. In the last half centurythere has been a good deal of formal centralization as a re¬sult of the efforts of the “good government” movement butthe fragmentation is still great in most places.How does this explain anything? Let me begin with themost obvious category, the governmental. The distributionof authority into bits and pieces explains why it is that thepolitician is one whose task is to negotiate the assembly ofenough authority from its various possessors — voters, in¬terest groups and so on — to get anything done. It explainsthe absence of any serious interest in planning.It explains both kinds of localism. Political power existslocally — those who have the energy and the talent cangather it up and, having done so, they can become state andnational powers. But the base remains local: parties areshifting coalitions of those who can control votes in citiesand towns.Because there is real power at stake locally, unable andambitious men and women exert themselves to get it. Theyhave always been able to afiord to offer the voter — enoughvoters to make the difference anyway — inducements moresubstantial than mere ideology: jobs, favors, ethnic recog¬nition. Politics in the American city has been serious busi¬ness — that is, the politician has been a special sort of busi¬nessman and vice versa. Obviously this would have beenimpossible where power was centralized.The fragmentation of authority not only permitted but en¬couraged its informal centralization by means that wereoften corrupt. The businessman gave bribes because he hadto but the politician took them because < among other rea¬sons) he had to: without the wherewithal to get votes andcontinued on page 7Insider’s Guide to CollegesThey may deny it, but for U. of C. students, studying is theThe Yale Insider’s Guide to Colleges is written by soliciti¬ng correspondents at each of the nations major Universi¬ties. After the correspondents submit essays on theirschool, the editors edit and rewrite the pieces based on theirother sources and prejudices. The following essay was writ¬ten for the Insider’s Guide by David Brooks. Though underthe guise of objectivity, one must remember that it is basi¬cally a piece of propoganda. Still, one hopes that it is of in¬terest.By David BrooksThe University of Chicago suffers from an inferioritycomplex. Academically one of the two or three most out¬standing universities in the nation, people at the U. of C.can’t understand why their school is ignored and neglected,even in their own city. The fact is, Chicago lacks both ath¬letic and social prestige, necessary ingredients for a goodpublic reputation.The school’s low profile means that fewer students applyhere than to schools of equal quality; Chicago accepts a full79% of those who apply yet manages to keep the medianSAT Scores for incoming freshmen above 600. Nevertheless,admissions standards here are lower than they should be.For the student who wants to go to a first rate university,but didn’t have a sterling high school record, this is theplace to apply. Many of Chicago’s proudest alumni are stu¬dents who didn’t bloom until they reached the gothic con¬fines of the University.Whatever sort of student Chicago accepts, its productsare well educated. Liberal education is a religion here,shared by students, faculty and administration alike. Thecommon core, which takes up nearly two years of every stu¬dents courseload, ensures that nobody graduates withouthaving read the great books (Thucydides, Aristotle,Hobbes, Machiavelli, etc.) without having achieved compe¬tency in a foreign language or calculus and without havingtaken at least one year of both physics and biology.The common core is very hard, with dozens of papers andlots of reading. It is designed to tear down what studentsalready know and to rebuild it upon a “humanisticallysound” foundation. Students go through it because theyenjoy it.” favorite pastime and they do more of it than anything elsePeople who don’t believe in the liberal arts education aregiven a social stigma and frowned upon. If at other schoolsthere is pressure to be successful, at Chicago there is pres¬sure to be intelligent. A full 30% of the students who comehere don’t appreciate that kind of pressure and leave, atleast for a time.The faculty is responsible for Chicago's traditional cur¬riculum (almost all of the administrators are also activefaculty members) and as a group they are as good as anyfaculty in the country. No departments are weak, and eco¬nomics, english, history, sociology, anthropology, philoso¬phy and physics are particularly famous.Close student/facultvrelationships are the college’s prou¬dest accomplishments. With the exception of first year lan¬guage and remedial mathematics, no courses are taught bygraduate students. The only classes taught in large lecturehalls are a few first year physics and biology courses Allfreshmen may not get Saul Bellow in a 4 person seminar,but they will be in a discussion section with no more than 25students with an outstanding and often famous professorStudents find out quickly that it is easier to study for thefinal exam when your professor has written the book.As their college careers progress, undergraduates are en¬couraged, even expected, to pursue original research proj¬ects with a professor; 80% of the students so do. In chemis¬try alone. 29 undergraduates have co-authored articles inscholarly journals in the last few years.The University of Chicago is primarily a graduate institu¬tion. College students are expected to work as hard as PhDstudents and in return they are treated as such.But if faculty/student relationships are outstanding, stu¬dent/student relationships are not. The amount of timespent alone studying precludes a very active social life formany students. There are frat parties, but most studentsdon’t attend. Drug use is very low, and drinking is only pop¬ular in one of the bars around campus that form the hub oflate night activity. The 2 to 1 male/female ratio also servesto depress social activity.Hyde Park, the neighborhood that houses the University,is integrated, well-to-do and growing. It is filled with parkspace and bordering on Lake Michigan, more closely rese¬mbles a suburb than a city. It has the reputation for beingdangerous but that is vastly overstated, especially since theUniversity renewed the neighborhood in the sixties. HydePark’s main drawback is that it is dull. The bars are anoutstanding place for students and faculty to mingle, andthe bookstores are all first rate, but things close down earlyand there is no 24 hour coffee shop. The 21 year old drinkingage also precludes potential social gatherings for collegestudents.There are no institutions that will ensure that Chicagostudents will have a whopping good time. There are institu¬tions that work against it. But the University has definitelyturned the corner against the monastic “Life of the Mind”ethic. A renovated fieldhouse and a project to build a stu¬dent center are evidence of the administrators commit¬ment to brightening up student life. Also, more students arediscovering downtown Chicago, which is a mere 20 minutebus ride away and which offers limiMess entertainment pos¬sibilities. continued on page 28The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 7, 1982—5rThe CampusCalvert continued from page 1the university. “The prevailing fear wasthat a good Catholic coming here would belost to anti-religious or Communistforces.’’However, in the spring of 1924 Kerwin andsome of the students formed a Catholic reli¬gious organization. Merging the CalvertClub and the U. of C. Newman Club, the or¬ganization came to be known as “TheCampus Calverts.” According to Kerwin,many obstacles persisted. For example, theorganization had no chaplain, no affiliationwith the church, no meeting place and rival¬ry both academically and socially from theUniversity and the fraternities.With the arrival of Robert Hutchins camea new posture to the University. Catholicismwas reborn and many students were con¬verted to the faith.Finally, on October 21, 1941 the CalvertClub became official. Father Joseph D. Con-nerton received the requested appointmentof chaplain, support was received from thechurch, and Calvert finally gained recogni¬tion on campus by acquiring an actual meet¬ing place.What is now deemed “Calvert House” is abuilding formerly occupied by the Chi Psifraternity. Fifty to sixty students lived inthe building which also housed a grave inthe basement where pledges were orderedto camp out for the night.With considerable renovation CalvertHouse has been given a flavor of its own. Astatue of St. Francis embellishes the frontlawn and several rejuvenated Renaissancepaintings beautify the chapel. Students relax In front of Calvert HouseIn the Connerton era (1941-1961) CalvertClub acquired a reputation for providing ex¬cellent speakers and scholars.In its infancy, Calvert developed manylong standing traditions. For thirty yearsthe club has held Christmas and Halloweenparties, along with Theology classes onTuesday nights. There are still Sunday eve¬ning dinners and the direct participation ofthe congregation in the planning of the “dia¬logue mass.”Put the pastin yourfuture!Thoroughly renov ated apartments offer the convenienceof contemporary living space combined with all the best elementsof vintage design. Park and lakefront provide a natural setting foraffordable elegance with dramatic views.— All new kitchens and appliances — Community room-Wall-to-wall carpeting — Resident manager— Air conditioning - Round-the-clock security— Optional indoor or outd(x>r — Laundry facilities onparking each fkxrrStudios, One and Two Bednxrm -two bath apartments now available.One bednx;>m from $-445 - Two Bedroom from $610Rent includes heat, cooking gas. and master TV antenna.Call for information and appointment — 643 1406'-WS 4CfOindennereJHoi4se\ 1642 East 56th Street^In Hyde Park, across tlx? [Kirk fromThe Museum of Science and Industry'Hqua] \ 1<Rising Opp< >rtumr\ Managed by Metn >plex. Inc6—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 7, 1982 on University Ave.After a brief period of apathy Calvertagain underwent changes. Finally, after aturbulent past, Father John Hurley came tothe University from Northeastern IllinoisUniversity.Along with Hurley came new life for the organization. Calvert has turned from anacademic to a spiritual emphasis, has be¬come more active in the undergraduatelevel, and has had more coordinating by thestaff at Calvert House.Evangelism has taken a strong hold as anintegral part of the Calvert ethic. The Cate-chumenate, an informative program for po¬tential joiners to the Catholic faith, seeks toattract students to the congregation.Today Calvert House has become an evenstronger influence on campus. There areprograms for professional students, Fridayevening volleyball and barbecues, and lec¬tures on such issues as “Authority and Dis¬sent in Sexual Decision-Making.”Many of the events that Calvert offers arenot only religiously orientated. “There aremany activities offering fellowship and re¬laxation without the emphasis upon reli¬gion,” said Melissa Bryant, who is a Sundaygreeter at the mass. “The atmosphere iscozy and the people are really great.“Calvert’s history reflects the changes inthe University, the Church, Calvert person¬nel and young people.” But throught the tur¬moil Calvert has emerged as a strong influ¬ence in a liberal university.In the words of an alumnus, “There’ssomething special at Calvert. I can’t reallydescribe it but it’s got a different flavor thatI haven’t found elsewhere.”This Sunday’s special mass will be atRockefeller Chapel at 1:00 pm, followed by abuffet in Ida Noyes at 2:30.Alumni continued from page 3high turnout, with over 100 people from thecollege class of ’32 alone.”The alumni will have an informal discus¬sion Saturday afternoon at Ida Noyes on thevalues of general education. ProfessorDavid Orlinsky will lead the discussionsponsored by the Curriculum Committee ofthe College Council in an attempt to assesstoday’s curriculum. As one member of theCommittee put it, “The proof of the puddingis not just in the tasting, but in the digestionand the metabolism.”Also included in the Alumni Weekend willbe an opening address by Charles O’Connell,Lettercontinued from page 4student of psychoanalytic theory, our pun¬dit’s editorial effusion is actually the obliqueexpression of unresolved penis envy. Likethe litle boy showering with his father at theYMCA, our pundit feels dwarfed and infini¬tesimal in comparison to the overgards heobserves, who exhibit a length, breadth, andcapacity for enlargement in their intellectu¬al and social lives far in excess of that de¬tectable in his own. He begins to feel inse¬cure, to look at himself in the mirror andask, “Is this all there is?” In frustration helashes out at the object of his envy, trying tofind a way to deflate the threat impinging onhis smallness from without.But, not to worry. It’s just a phase. Even ifintellect does not grow larger as we getolder, other things usually do. A fewquarters of graduate school will transformour pundit from a flaccid undergrad into avirile, tumescent overgrad, alert and qui¬vering on the edge of adult life, where theBig Boys not only play, but win.—Niall Lvnchmarian realty,inc.mREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400 dean of students in the University, a seriesof college admissions counseling sessionsfor prospective second generation students,and a variety of continuing medical educa¬tion courses offered by the Medical School.Saturday night will bring the College Bowlcompetition to Mandel Hall. Alumni direc¬tor Peter Kountz organized the first U of Cfaculty College Bowl team to help supportthe student team, which began competingthree years ago and has been the MidwestRegional Team each year since.Coach to the student team Tom Terrell re¬marked that his team will compete with thefaculty panel in two eight-minute quiz ses¬sions moderated by a panel of national ex¬perts. He added, “We’ve known the studentteam is good, as it’s looking anxiously forChicago’s first national championship thisyear. But I was surprised to find out that thefaculty team may be better. I expect a closematch.”Faculty panel members will be WendyO’Flaherty (Divinity School), HaroldWechsler (Education), Bob Ashenhurst(Graduate School of Business), and JohnPerry (Near Eastern Languages and Civili¬zation). According to Terrell, Perry wascaptain of the team from Pembroke College,Cambridge, that took the British champion¬ship in the University Challenge.The culmination of Alumni Weekend willcome Saturday night with the 72nd Inter-fra¬ternity Sing in Hutch Court. The five frater¬nities will compete for quantity and qualityawards based on attendance and renditionsof their key national songs. John Gregg,President of the Inter-fraternity council, re¬marked, “We’re looking for great improve¬ment this year. Some of the groups havebeen practicing weekly or biweekly sincethe beginning of the year.”Ned Roscoe, President of Phi Delta Theta,said, “This is the first year that we’ve per¬sonally called all of our Chicago area alums.I'm expecting our most rousing turnout todate, with over thirty alumni, includingmany from the pre-Hutchins era who re¬member the days when several thousandwould come to hear the annual competi¬tion.” Among the judges will be baseballcoach Marty Smith and Alderman LarryBloom. The finale of the evening will be agroup performance of Wave the Flag andthe Alma Mater.All events in the weekend are open to cur¬rent students and faculty members.—TAISfiMWI—CHINESE-AMERICAN RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Daily 1 1 A.-8:30 P.M.Closed Monday1318 E. 63rd MU 4-1062The CampusDaley speaksBy Robin KirkRichard M. Daley, who received a warmand well publicized reception at Harvardlast week was greeted here at the ReynoldsClub by a lukewarm crowd and a flying bot¬tle. The bottle flew in the open window of theNorth Lounge while Daley was speaking,and crashed onto the floor not far from thepodium. Daley, used to such shenanigans,barely blinked an eye while the audiencejumped in their chairs.During the lecture, Daley discussed crimecontrol among juveniles. He said that he hadintroduced several pieces of legislation inSpringfield calling for a tightening up of thejuvenile court system.“Juvenile Court is the most importantcourt in the whole court system,” saidDaley. “There are 22,000 cases of juvenilecrime per year brought to these courts.Many of these cases are very brutal crimesof rape, murder, deviate sexual assault andarmed robbery. We must separate the vio¬lent offenders from the non-violent offend¬ers. We need to help these kids.”Daley said the state should try those juve¬nile offenders between the ages of 14-16 whoare accused of violent crimes in adult court.“This policy would greatly reduce the caseload,” said Daley.Daley also recommended community in¬volvement. “Juvenile court should be opento the public. We need to reassure the com¬munity that it is their courtroom and theycan get involved. The more attention we payto juvenile court, the better.”Daley said, “No one has a right to commita violent crime, so the earlier we get to helpthese kids, the better. By separating outthose that have already been through sever-Crimson, not yellowThe Harvard Crimson reported thatHarvard students are not psychotic orcowering, but complimented the “accurateportrayals” of University of Chicagostudents, professors, and administrators inthe UC’s new musical, “All's Fair”. Thereview also contended that Teddy Kennedynever cheated on any tests at Harvard.Jam for JanetA Northwestern University professorcalled upon students to help raise funds foranother professor who has filed a sexdiscrimination suit against the university.The “Jam for Janet” was planned tobenefit the case of Janet Lever, who hasfiled charges as a result of her tenuredenial and appeal two years ago. Levercontends that students have no voice in thetenure decisions despite assurances to thecontrary and one student claims NU isdenying students the chance to study undera qualified and respected professor,despite being asked to “pay exhorbitanttuition for classes.”No to credit limitEastern Illinois University students areopposed to a registration change whichwould restrict them from preregisteringfor more than 16 credit hours at a time.The change was proposed to allow morestudents to receive full 12-hour courseschedules. Students pointed out thetroubles with having to stand in add-droplines at the beginning of a term and onesaid that they should be allowed to sign upfor up to 18 hours if they pay for it. But PHOTO BY WILLIAM MUDGEState’s Attorney Richard Daleytim’s assistance programs to go with thevictim to court, sit withh them, and buythem lunch.” Victims, he said, are often in¬timidated by the court system.Daley’s plan to separate the violent fromthe non-violent also extends into the adultsystem. “We could make unused Armybases into minimum security facilities formisdemeanors. Then we can put more vio¬lent offenders in the maximum security fa¬cilities. It is necessary to have more federalfunds for these changes and also more coop¬eration from various agencies. Some of thefacilities need to be more secure.”al probations for violence, we have a betterchance.”The role of the community is central inDaley’s plan. “It is important to have vic-another pointed out that many studentsoverload at preregistration and dropclasses later, preventing other studentsfrom obtaining 12-hour course schedules.Soapbox fratsUniversity of Washington fraternitiesparticipated in the Beta 500 car race twoweekends ago. The cars, all of the soapboxracer variety, raced along Colorado Street.One car was unable to complete the racebecause it had trouble maintaining speed;the winner, from the Phi Gamma Deltahouse, lost three of four wheels in a freakaccident but still managed to finish.PSU concernsAccording to a lead article in the DailyCollegian, Pennsylvania State Universitystudents are concerned about “the nucleararms race, conventional weapons, the U.S.military budget, and the clean air act.”The article added that, in response toquestions by U.S. Representative WilliamF. Clinger, “No questions were askedabout the Reagan administration’sproposed cuts to student financial aidprograms.”HYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Wood lawn Ave.Church School (all ages) 9:45 am.Worship Nurs*ry Provided 11.00 a.m.W Kenneth Williams. MinisterSusan Johnson, Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, Serve ViewpointsLecturecontinued from page 5the help of others who could control votes hecould not maintain his organization andclear the way for the businessman andothers who wanted to get things done.Without the ever-present possibility ofgetting and using local power for, if youprefer, in the absence of a system whichcentralized power and so put it out of reach)the go-getter would have lacked both oppor¬tunity and incentive to “go-get.” The busi¬nessman-booster-speculator staked out thegrids of nonexistent cities in the expectationthat he could, by fair means of foul, assurethat a canal, or highway, or railroad wouldbe built here rather than there.It was not the presence of millions of polit¬ically unsophisticated immigrants thatmade possible the machine and the boss. AsGoodnow observed, Philadelphia was cor¬rupt and contented even though its popula¬tion was largely native-born.The opportunity to get and use politicalpower locally encouraged the release of en¬ergies in extraordinary amounts. The immi¬grant found that his ethnic ties had a politi¬cal value that could be turned into the smallamount of capital that he needed to get astart.The freedom — near anarchy in places —that existed for the political-business entre¬preneur was a necessary (but admittedlynot a sufficient) condition for the productionnot only of the “great scramble” (as Nicholscalled it) which left all troubled and none sa¬tisfied. (In Europe, Nichols said in a part ofthe passage that I did not quote, as a rule thepoor man knows that he must remain poor,and he submits to his lot. “Most men liveand die in the position to which they areborn.”Where laws were made and unmade bymajority vote and where they were enforcedor not depending upon who paid how muchto whom, the consequence must have beennot only a general disrespect for law and forall who claimed to speak with its authority.The same conditions that made the go-get¬ter also made the con-man and the punk whoaspired to be the fastest gun in the West.That the system produced a high andever-rising material level of living for mostcity dwellers must not blind us to the factthat those who did not know how to work orwho for one reason or another were prevent¬ ed from working it, fared very poorly. Thosewho took “favors” from the machine and itsboss made a very poor bargain, at least asjudged by middle-class standards. As JaneAddams remarked in Twenty Years at HullHouse:“The policy of the public authoritiesof never taking an initiative, andalways waiting to be urged to do theirduty, is obviously fatal in a neighbor¬hood where there is little initiativeamong thf citizens. The idea underly¬ing self-government breaks down insuch a ward. The streets are inex¬pressibly dirty, the number of schoolsinadequate, sanitary legislation unen¬forced, the street lighting bad, thepaving miserable, and altogetherlacking in the alleys bad smallerstreets, and the stables foul beyonddescription.”lbat a people could by a deliberativeprocess do what has always been regardedas the highest and noblest of all tasks — thecreation of a political order which would as¬sure to them and their posterity the bless¬ings of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happi¬ness has had, not only for us but for thewhole world, a significance that no otherevent could equal.But if there is great reason for pride in theachievement, there is great reason for pridein the achievement, there is also reason forapprehension — certainly for ponderingsuch questions as those asked by ThomasLow Nichols in the book, first published in1864. from which I have several times quot¬ed:“If the only source of power is the willof the people expressed by the votes ofa majority, what are the institutionsthat may not be overthrown? — whatare the institutions that may not be es¬tablished? The whole people own thewhole property; what shall hinderthem from doing with it as they will?So the people are above their institu¬tions. and may frame, modify, orabolish them according to their sover¬eign will and pleasure. Right is a mat¬ter of opinion, and to be determinedby a majority. Justice is what thatmajority chooses. Apparently expedi¬ency is the only rule of conduct.”Nichols did not believe that expediencyshould be the only rule of conduct. But nei¬ther do I.New and RebuiltTypewriters,Calculators,Dictators, AddersCasioHewlett PackardTexas InstrumentCanonSharpElectronic Watches REPAIRSPECIALISTSon IBM. SCM,Olympia, etc.FREE repairestimates; repairsby factory-trainedtechnician.RENTALSavailable withU.ofC. I.D.The University of Chicago BookstoreTypewriter & Calculator Department970 East 58th Street 2nd Floor753-3303Hither and Yon7-11 Express Schedule ChangeTo save a little money (and to allow time to re-vamp for service next yearly the 7-11will make only one more run this quarter on Memorial Day. Refunds available atStudent Government officey 753-8342.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 7, 1982—7IThc ttnthcrsity of ChicagoTHE SCHOOL OF SOCIAL SERVICE ADMINISTRATIONPRESENTSTHE INAUGURAL HELEN HARRIS PERLMAN LECTURETELLING IT TO SWEENEY:THOUGHTS ON THELIMITATIONS OF JOURNALISMBYJOHN CHANCELLORNBC NewsFRIDAY, MAY 7, 19824:30 P.M.GLEN A. LLOYD AUDITORIUMOF THE LAIRD BELL LAW QUADRANGLE1111 East Sixtieth Street worn3D9£At the Phoenixin the basementof Reynolds Clubt 11 iirnnim z .m $ s i csAre OnSale!Two-recordsets andJapaneseImportLP’s(reg. 7.25)Now Only6.50!Check Us First...We’re the Phoenix...Basement of Reynolds Club(Sale through 5/18)8—The Chicago Maroon —Friday, May 7, 1982GREY CITY JOURNAL7 May 1982 • 14th YearLAURIE ANDERSON, RISINGBy Vincent KatzThank the gods that in a world presidedover by Little Lord Flaunteroy McCartneypumping out the banal slush that turns gen¬erations' minds to muck, not to mention theself-serving sissy critics who pander to suchinanity, thankfully Laurie Anderson wasborn. She alighted on this planet in NewYork City, armed with a violin bearing mag¬netic tape instead of horsehair, sporting ahairstyle reminiscent of latter day London,yet with a sensitive, sensuous upper lip andcalm dreamy eyes. I know. I was standingon the fudgesicle when she landed.She likes outlets (sockets) and wolves.And since that day she has travelledthroughout the world gaining acclaim forher writing, her visual art, her music, herfilm and her performance. She has per¬formed at Carnegie Hall, at the Mudd Club,and throughout Europe and the U.S., accu¬mulating an audience that spans thebreadth of music listeners. Anderson hasalso made a film and videos and has had anumber of one person exhibitions from 1970on.However, it is not until very recently thatLaurie Anderson has been tuned in by an au¬dience that was previously ignorant of herexistence: the pop music audience. Ander¬son's single "O Superman” vaulted her intothe international spotlight in this arena, andher first album, Big Science (WarnerBrother's) exhibits a depth and beauty thatmake one anxious for her next recording. Adetailed commentary on Big Science, whichconsists of songs from "United States I-IV,"a performance piece, follows. Oh yeah, Ijust realized something, I'm in love withher.0 Superman. This is a quaint exclamationto an age of our past, and to a younger age ofour individual lives. Laurie Anderson seemsto want to create unease. Yet, at the sametime, there is an extremely relaxing qualityabout her music. "From the Air" is animaginary plane ride, in which a crash land¬ing is about to take place. However, some¬how the danger is laughed off, and the Cap¬tain becomes a metaphoric figure, who isomniscient as is "the voice" in "O Super¬man" who says,"This is the hand, the hand thattakes."The first time I heard "O Superman" it wason the radio, and I didn't know who it was. Itwas pretty scary. Now I don't feel so strangeas relaxed when I hear it."Big Science" is a long, fluvian passage,wrapt in dense clouds of admiration andcommon glee. Admiration for a species thatconceives of an entity Science and elevatesit to importance; glee at everyday expres¬sions and interludes that supersede the den¬otative:Hey Pal! How do I get to town from here?And he said: Well just take a rightwhere they're going to build thatnew shopping mall, go straight pastwhere they're going to put in thefreeway,take a left at what's going to be thenew sports center,and keep going until you hit the placewhere they're thinking of buildingthat drive-in bank...Ooo coo coo. Golden cities. Goldentowns.Golden cities. Golden towns.And long cars in long lines and greatbig signs and they all say: Hallelu¬jah. Yodellayheehoo.Every man for himself. Ooo coo coo.Golden cities. Golden towns. Thanksfor the ride. Big Science. Hallelujah. Big Science.Yodellayheehoo.Eastern influences crop up in "Sweaters"and "Born, Never Asked" but I shudder tothink what half-formed philosophies mightlurk therein. Her delivery is effective, ranging from the syncopation of "I no longerlove...it" to the seductive street-dreammonologue of "Walking & Falling," spokenover a rainy, winding system of love."Born, Never Asked" is one of my favorite songs on the record. It begins with a calmdescription, then sways luridly into a synthetic dissonance that continues to thisday:You were born. And so you're free. Sohappy birthday.Who is Superman? Again I'd hate to see a nice song over-philosophized, but perhapsit's inevitable in this case:Hello? Is anybody home? Well, youdon't know me, but I know you.And I've got a message to give toyou.Here come the planes.So you better get ready. Ready to go.You can come as you are, but pay asyou go. Pay as you go.The opening beat always seems too fast tome, and it's just right that way. The organthat comes in later, sporadically, is particu¬larly haunting and beautiful. The switch toMom at the end is characteristic of Anderson's love of the daily, and the space agelove scene is reminiscent of others, fromBowie and Ultravox onwards:So hold me, Mom, in your long arms.So hold me, Mom, in your longarms.In your automatic arms. Your electronic arms."Example *22" is a spastic Berlin bartune, with an appealing saxophone part thatreminds one of the lily pond at the park,without ever straying too close to that forbidden realm of post-camp superciliousness."Let X X" returns to something that is anundercurrent in Anderson's work — a Kraftwerkesque monotony peopled by mathematicoscientific entities and thoughts. In fact,"Let X X" is highly reminiscent of "Autobahn" or "Europe Endless." Yet, althoughshe doesn't have any great dance numberslike "Numbers," in a contemplative mood, Ilike Laurie Anderson better, because thereare more surprises in her work. Also hertongue-in cheek humor is attractivelyAmerican:I got this postcard. And it read, itsaid:Dear Amigo — Dear Partner.Listen, uh — I just want to say thanks.So...thanks.Thanks for all the presents. Thanksfor introducing me to the Chief.Thanks for putting on the feedbag.Thanks for going all out.Thanks for showing me your SwissArmy knife.Oh, and uh —Thanks for letting me autograph yourcast.Hugs and kisses. XXXXOOOOOh yeah, P S.I — I feel — feel like — I am — in aburning building — and I gotta go.Cause l — l feel — feel like — I am —in a burning building — and I gottago.Well I was talking to a friend the otherday and I was saying — I wanted you—and I was looking for you — but Iocouldn t find you and he said — Hey... ore you talking to me — or ore you.14 » •* *1 »*just practicing tor one of those perform¬ances of yours?New Album - New Voicer/m 1'TTTI 1 1 1 1 I I'TTTT \Tonight - Sean Connery is James Bond, with Ursula Andressin Terrance Young’s DR. NO at 7:15 and 9:30. Next, moreand more sex and mayhem in Russ Meyer’s radical feministfantasy FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! at midnight(Sep. adm.)Tomorrow - Join Mickey Mouse & Co. in Disney’sANIMATION RARITIES at 2:30.Then, Liza Minelli and Robert De Niro in Martin Scorsese’sNEW YORK, NEW YORK at 6:45 and 9:45. (Sep. adm.)Sunday - More Middle Eastern cinema with Ousmane Sem-N-.,< bene’s CEDDO at 2:30.Then Markus Imhoof’s movie, nominated for the AcademyAward for Best Foreign Film of 1981 THE BOAT IS FULLat 8:00 (Sep. adm.)All films in Cobb Hall...... DOC FILMS,N mill 1y> ."'t-'TtT 72* zjs. A\3The Korean Student's Association(K.U.U.C.) Invites EveryoneIn The University ToOur First AnnualKorean Culture NightFeaturing: EUN-BANG CHO & HIS DANCE TROUPEPerforming Traditional Korean Dances(40 minute shows at 7:30 and 9:30): DR. JAI-HYON LEE to lead a paneldiscussion on: KOREAN CULTURE & MODERNPOLITICS. 8:15 to 9:00: AND GREAT KOREAN FOOD $2/PlateTIME: SUNDA Y, MA Y 9thPLACE: 1st Floor of Ida NoyesFREE ADMISSION4 OP BOOKSnjE jacqueslacanle s^mina ire:les psychosesmariebalmarypsycho¬analyzingpsychoanalysisMUSIC FOR ROYAL OCCASIONSRockefeller Chapel Choir and Orchestra Rodney Wynkoop, DirectorSaturday, May 8 Rockefeller Chapel For information8:30 p.m. 5850 S. Woodlawn Ave. call 753-33835309 S. Blackstone • 947-0200OUR FAMOUS STUFFED PIZZA IN THE PAN IS NOWAVAILABLE IN HYDE PARKOPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK • 11 AM TO 12 MIDNIGHTCocktails • Pleasant Dining • Pick-UpMtJHL j|‘Chicago's best pizza!”The ultimate in pizza!” - - Chicago Magazine, March 1977New York Times, January 19802—F R I DAY, MAY 7, 1982-THE GREY CITY JOURNALClip from a Video Film at the Renaissance SocietyARTBeth Niewenhous Works in variousmedia — drawing, oil, hard-card¬board, fabric — by this very in¬teresting University Master ofFine Arts student, the recent re¬cipient of the Midway Award forgraduate student studio work. Onexhibit until May 8 at MidwayStudio, Ms. Niewenhous piecessuggest a highly personal"American Primitive" style withan added touch of sexual gro-tesquerie. The most striking por¬tion of the show are the cut out,hard cardboard stand-up figures,which include every characterfrom a wizened baby and anaging couple to a half-nude lady,a group of street punks. Thesepeople stare catatonically at theviewer, their features quitecreepy and their eyes glazedover, and the whole effect is quiteunsettling, especially as many ofthe figures have deformedbodies. Equally fascinating areNiewenhous's paintings, dis¬played in chipped-wood frames,which cover periods in the life ofan unnamed "her." They areoften, as with the cut-outs, paint¬ed in broad, child like strokes.The entire show suggests astrange primitivism, alternatelysensationalistic and revealing ofchildhood memories, familialbonds. Very much worth seeing.At Midway Studios, 6016 Ingle-side Avenue, which is open 9 a.m.to 5 p.m. — F.R.Art and the Media The RenaissanceSociety displays the work ofvarious artists who in their indi¬vidual ways attempt to deal withthe intricacies and problems of"the media". Working in paint¬ing, sculpture, photography,video and film these artists aredescribed as making "no attemptto portray the natural world", butrather the universe we live inwhich has been conditioned bythe media. Including the work ofsome twenty artists, the Renais¬sance Society show is also sche¬duling two days of video and filmscreenings on May 16th and May23 from noon until 4 p.m. The ex¬hibit runs until June 12, and thegallery is open Tuesday throughSunday, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. andSundays noon until 4. On thefourth floor of Cobb Hall.MUSICNoontime Concert — Brahms'Piano Quintet in F minor, Op. 34,will be performed Thursday, May13, at 12:15 p.m., in GoodspeedRecital Hall. The performers willbe Michael Jinbo and Linda Ches-sick, violins; Dan McDonald,viola; Van Bistrow, cello; andJay Rosenblatt, piano. Admissionis free.Viola Da Gambo Recital — On Sunday, May 9, at 4:00 p.m., LynnTetenbaum will present a recital of baroque music for the viola dagamba in Goodspeed RecitalHall. Her program will includesonatas by Bach and Buxtehude,a suite by the French virtuosoMarin Marais, and ricercars byDiego Ortiz. She will be accom¬panied by her brother, David Te¬tenbaum, lutenist; and by Thomas MacCracken, harpsichord;and Julie Jeffrey, viola dagamba. Admission to this concertis free, and the public is cordiallyinvited to attend.Orchestra of Illinois — The concertto be given by the Orchestra of Il¬linois at 8:00 p.m. on Monday eve¬ning is the last one in a Seriesgiven in Mandel Hall this year.Internationally known cellistNathaniel Rosen will perform theDvorak Cello Concerto withGuido Ajmone-Marson conduct¬ing. Mr. Ajmone-Marson has es¬tablished himself as an outstand¬ing guest conductor with suchorchestras as the PhiladelphiaOrchestra and the National Sym¬phony in Washington. The Shostakovitch Symphony No. 5 com¬pletes the program. Tickets forthe May 10th concert are on saleat the Reynolds Club ticketcenter.FILMDr. No (Terrence Young, 1962).This Bond feature is aptly pairedwith Russ Meyer's Pussycat. The two films are an interesting con¬trast of a macho male hero pro¬tecting the passive female on theone hand versus dominant cat-women toying with docile wimpson the other. Additionally, the up¬beat tempo and colorfully de¬tailed composition of Dr. No contrasts sharply with the sluggishrhythm and one-dimensionalsparseness of Pussycat. WhileDr. No. offers a panorama ofupper class WASP values, mythsand fears, Pussycat plays againstthe American notions of class,race and control. Two of the threeheroines are Chinese and Latinrespectively. Owing to legal tie-ups over Thunderball, Dr. No became the first Bond book to hitthe screen. The film is an intrigu¬ing rationalization of real-lifebotch ups at Cape Canaveral.Connery was a virtual unknownat this time, remembered largelyby his role in Disney's DarbyO'Gill and his stint as an ex Navyboxing champion. With his athlet¬ic ability, grasp of Fleming's sub¬tle humor, and appealing accentthe Connery Bond quickly became, and still remains, the audi¬ence favorite. There is less excessive gadgetry, and rank nostalgiafor the British Empire than inlater efforts, which in tandemwith a tight plot makes Dr. Noone of the most enjoyable of theBond genre. With Ursula Andressand Jack Lord. Fri., May 7th at7:15 and 9:30. S2.00 DOC—JMC.Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill! (RussMeyer, 1966). I once sat through aRuss Meyer filmfest at the 400,featuring Cherry and Vixen.After seeing Pussycat, I've realized that the repeated feelings ofimpotence and nauseau generaled by these films are not accidental by products of shabby filmmaking, but the logical responsesof a creatively castrated audience. Pussycat is an early filmthat showcases most of the elements of the exploitative sensibility of Russ Meyer. First, sexualstereotypes are both glorified andinverted. Here women aregrouped as either kind-hearted Gidgets or as buxome, foulmouthed and sadistic broads wholook like they've just run off theset of Caged Heat. And men areeither do-gooders, lechers orAtlas-sized adolescents. Second¬ly, Meyer goes to perverselengths to tease the viewer withthe promise of sex without everquite delivering. While the filmhas no nudity, there are plenty ofcarnal images from movingtrains to speeding cars, fromgirls go-go dancing to a manpumping iron. With the vacuousplot and the moronic dialogue theviewer is forced to focus on fleshnot story line. Finally, this B & Wfeature has the sparse desertedlandscapes and quirky background score so often found inMeyer films. It's unique in itsfast action sequences and bor¬rowings from mid 60's pop cul¬ture. Fri., May 7th at midnight.$2.00 - DOC — JMC.An Afternoon of Disney AnimationRarities Silly Symphony Series(Walt Disney, 1930's). These animated shorts are a conglomeration of rare examples of Disney'searly work dating from the 30's.It is unfortunate that most ofthem are not generally releasednowdays, for they provide an important insight into the early artof animation. They are of course,interesting in themselves, buttheir major interest lies in thatone can see in these early shortsthe seeds of Disney's later works.Their colour and animation are abit crude, but they have much potential for the famous Disney fullfeature films such as Snow Whiteor Fantasia. In the shorts Disneyhad not yet developed the versati¬lity of expression which is so evi¬dent in his later films, hence thesimilarity between King Neptuneand Father Noah in two differentcartoons. And indeed, if one looksclosely, one can see a vague resemblance between the ants ofthe first short and the famousMickey Mouse. Although seeingso many shorts at one time tendsto become a bit tedious, if youhave any interest at all in anima tion, or just fond memories of theWalt Disney of your childhood,these are worth viewing. Sat.May 8 $2 DOC 2:30 P.M. LA.New York, New York (Martin Scorsese, 1977). In 1940s New YorkCity, sax player Jimmy Doyle(Robert DeNiro) meets and fallsia love with singer FrancineEvans (Liza Minnelli). The re¬sult: one of the finest Americanfilms of the Seventies. New York,New York is at once a loving tribute to the American musical ofbygone days (On the Town, TheBand Wagon, Singin' in theRain), as well as the work of Michael Powell (The Red Shoes),and a film suffused with the cynical modern consciousness thatruns throughout Scorsese'soeuvre (Mean Streets, TaxiDriver, Raging Bull). The moviesuccessfully recaptures that nostalgic Hollywood glitter in a waythat Francis Ford Coppola's recent One from the Heart failed todo: its stylization seems appropriate and integral, rather thanforced and ornamental. Thetopsy turvey relationship of DeNiro and Minnelli is echoed nicely in the pendulum like movements of Scorsese's ever-glidingcamera; their obsessiveness inthe film's perverse color andlighting schemes. New York,New York, on the other hand, alsocasts doubts on the likelihood ofthe traditional Hollywood happyending. Indeed, the removal ofthe key "Happy Endings"number by studio execs for thefilm's initial release seems posilively heinous in retrospect; nowonder many critics at the timefound the movie somewhat muddied. (Luckily, the print to bescreened is the original, uncutversion that Scorsese intended).New York New York's brilliantfusion of old and new extends, fi¬nally, to the movie's musicalscore — a mixture of old stan¬dards and new classics byKander and Ebb (Cabaret) andhighlighted by Minnelli's ratherGarland esque renditions of "Thecontinued on page 4Editor: Richard KayeFilm Editor: Jim CrottyBook Editor: John EganTheatre Editor: Keith FlemingArt Editor: Ari KambourisClassical Music Editor: Robin MitchellFiction and Poetry Editor: Paul O'DonnellPhotography Editor: Nina BermanProduction: Nadine McGann, David Miller, Max SandersStaff : Mike Alper, David Brooks, Pat Cannon, Charles Coleman,Kira Foster, James Goodkind, Sarah Herndon, Michael Honigsberg, Richard Martin, Vincent Michael, Jeff Makos, Beth Miller,Pat O'Connell, Sharon Peshkin, Judith Silverstein, Jacob Writs-chafter, Ken Wissoker.THE C-REY CITY JOURNAL—FR IDAY, MAY 7, 1982—3continued from page 3World Goes Round” and the titlesong. Not to be missed. Saturday,May 8, at 6:45 and 9:45, in Quan-trell. Doc; $2.00 —GSAdams Rib (George Cukor, 1949)When Judy Holliday nabs herhusband (Tom Ewell) "fast andloose, and pops him full of bul¬lets,” assistant district attorneySpencer Tracy must prosecute.But his connubial counterpart,Katherine Hepburn, pounces onthe opportunity to defend — morefor advancing all women's rightsthat Judy's. The consequentcourtroom antics are hilarious,and the bedroom bedlam evenmore so (thanks, in part, to RuthGordon and Garson Kanin's clev¬er script, George Cukor's typical¬ly excellent direction, and DavidWayne's repulsively winning per¬formance as Katherine's over¬friendly songwriter-client). Al¬though Adam's Rib settlesnothing in the war between thesexes, its special brand of humoris unsurpassed. As Spencer says,"Vive la difference!" Sat., May 8at 7:15 & 9:30 pm. LSF. $2.00 —PFCeddo (Ousmane Sembene, 1977) Afeature-length film by OusmaneSembane, an outstanding film¬maker and author from Senegal,Ceddo is a national (Wolof) epicof the conflicts between Muslimsand non-Muslims in the face ofthe Islamic expansion of the 19thcentury, a time when jihads andthe trans-Atlantic slave tradewere still prevalent. This film isunique in that it weaves historicalthemes of the 19th century to¬gether in the context of the pro¬ducer's distinct and radical anal¬yses of the role of Muslims; theSenegalese government bannedthis film as being anti-Muslin.Ceddo discusses the nature of theMuslim minority in the kingdom,with its matrilineal society, the general theme of heroic struggle,and the development of class con¬flict in a situation where Muslimsconquered non-Muslims. Prof.Austin, Chairman for the Com¬mittee on African Studies, willgive a short analysis of the filmprior to its showing and answerquestions following the film. En¬glish subtitles. Sunday, May 9 at2:30. Cobb Hall, Quantrell Audito¬rium. $2.00 DOC. T.H.The Boat is Full (Markus, Imhoof,1980). Unseen by this reviewer.Sun., May 9th at 8:00. $2.00 DOCand Hillel.Verboten (Sam Fuller, 1960) JamesBest, Susan Cummings, and PaulDubov star in this tense dramaabout a young American soldierwho falls deeply in love with anembittered German woman in oc¬cupied Berlin immediately afterthe Second World War. Unseen bythis reviewer. Mon. May 10th at8:00 in the Renaissance Society inCobb Hall. DOC.— RKMISC.Polka Dots and Moonbeams: TheStudent Activities Office presentsthe fifth annual spring dance inIda Noyes tonight. Studentsshuck their usual attire in favorof more ritz-y wear, and a certainadministrator has been known totrot out diamond studs for his tux¬edo. Champagne (available in avariety of prices) will be sold tothose of age. Best of all, thisyear's band, Panama Francisand His Savoy Sultans, promisesto bring a new energy to thedance floor as they recapture thesound of Harlem Swing. Ticketswere still available at press timefrom the Reynolds Club Box Of¬fice. The event starts at 9 p.m.For more information, call SAO,753-3591 and ask for Blanche. Vito Russo onThis Monday, May 10th at 7:30p.m. film historian and critic VitoRusso will present his well-knownfilm presentation about gays inmovie history, along with a lec¬ture on "Gay Men and Lesbiansin the New Hollywood". Russo isthe author of the recently published The Celluloid Closet: Ho¬mosexuality in the Movies,(Harper Colophon Books) a chro¬nological history of the treatmentof gay men and women in themovies from the industry's begin¬nings up until the advent of mov¬ies like The Boys in the Band andCruising. Russo's presentation-lecture is sponsored by DocFilms and the Gay and LesbianAlliance jointly.Russo, who has written for Es¬quire, The Village Voice, and TheNew York Native, is consideredby many to be the one of the veryfirst serious chroniclers of homo¬sexuality in cinema (ParkerTyler's Screening the Sexes, pub- Film, on Campuslished in the early seventies, isoften viewed as marred byTyler's somewhat gossipy inter¬est in the sexuality of variousactors and directors, as well ashis absence of any particular,clear perspective on the shabbytreatment granted homosexualmen and women in movies).Russo's book is sometimes a verypointedly political reflection ongays on the screen — Russo haslong been active in the gay libera¬tion movement — be he demon¬strates a light-fingered interest inthe ways in which camp and gaysensibility have come together toproduce some rich and some¬times significant pictures. TheCelluloid Closet traces the por¬trayal of gays as "sissies" in thethirties and forties, to lonely andshadowed figures in the fiftiesand early sixties ("The Chil¬dren's Hour", "Advise and Con¬sent"), and then into the late six¬ties and seventies, where gays clearly broke new ground, some¬times in full-fledged roles (PeterFinch in "Sunday Bloody Sun¬day") and sometimes as eithercrazed killers ("Windows") orvictims of random violence("Cruising"). Russo's slide-showis a two-hour whirl wind tour ofgay portrayal in the tinsel-townindustry, and it's alternately riotously funny (Marlene Dietrichplanting a passionate kiss on an¬other female in a cabaret in"Morroco") and appalling.Russo's narration puts each filmcut into the richer perspectivelaid out in Celluloid Closet.In addition to presenting hisfilm-clip show, Russo will presenta talk on the current attentiongiven gays and lesbians in anumber of recent pictures —Making Love, Personal Best,Partners, and Deathtrap. One ofthe key motifs in Russo's work ishis conviction that Hollywood willonly approach gay themes so thatthose themes can be appropriat¬ed to an American, heterosexualperspective. Russo is fond of repeating an anecdote he onceheard about Sam Goldwyn, thedoyen of Hollywood producers,who once suggesting filming Rad-ciyffe Hall's notorious lesbiannovel, The Well of Loneliness,only to be informed by anotherproducer that this was impossiblesince the heroine of the Britishnovel was a lesbian. "So what?"Goldwyn was reported to haveroared, "We'll make her anAmerican!"Russo's lecture and slide pre¬sentation will be followed by a reception in the Renaissance Soci¬ety which is open to the public.There is a two dollar admission.The following day, Tuesday, May11, Russo will sign his book at theSeminary Cooperative Book¬store, 5757 S. University Avenueat 1 p.m.\-y.r MvxL •. •.\y,T;:Polka Dots & moonbeams,,<3t Panama Francis and his Saoy Sultans^ AIDA NOYES HALL* MAY 7. 9 PM • REFRESHMENTS SERVED* UC STUDENTS $7.50 PERPERSON • ALUMNI. FACULTY. STAFF $15 PER PERSON • TICKETS AT REYNOLDS CLUBTICKET CENTER* 753-3568 - SPONSORED BY UC STUDENT ACTIVITIES OFFICE THE INVITATION LECTURE SERIESOFTHE GRADUATE SCHOOL OF BUSINESSPRESENTS(joCCancCPRESIDENTANDCHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER*80NWITTELLERWEDNESDAY 12 MAY STUART 105 1 PM4—FRIDAY, MAY 7, 1982-THE GREY CITY JOURNALCHARTWELL HOUSESPECIALSbring you the finest in diningat veryaffordable prices.Featuring Coastal Valley winesBusinessperson’s LuncheonMonday thru Friday, 11:30 am to 2 pmChoose from the Chef's dailvselection of specialty sandwiches 9menu includes:Soup du jour, sandwich,homemade potato chips, plusone complimentary cocktailall for only$095 plustax and tipTuesday Night from 5:30 to 10 p.m.STEAK & LOBSTER6 oz. butt steak and lobster tailwith potato and salad,,nlv s15.95 Friday Night from 5:30 to 10 p.mBARBECUED RIBSand salad with dressing0"l> S7 «5Saturday Night from 5 to 10 p.mALASKAN KING CRABSalad and vegetable of the dav*12.95The Chartwell Housem theJL HYDE PARK HILTON4900 South Lake Shore Drive 288-5800THE GREY CITY JOU R N AL—F R I DAY, MAY 7, 1982—5BLACKFSKIARSPRESENT AN ORIGINAL U of C MUSICALTHE STORY OF A UNIVERSITY WARWritten by John Podhoretz and Tod Lindberg, Music by Andy DavidDirected juLUbby Morse _April 30, May 1,2,7,8,9 8-00_ REYNOLD S CLUB NEW THEATER$2.50 students, $3.50 general, $1.50 groupFunded by SGFC BLUE CROSS/BLUE SHIELDSUMMER 1982OFF-QUARTER COVERAGEJune 11 th is the DEADLINE for enrollment!Applications are available in Administration 103.Off-quarter coverage is available to degree students whoare registered and participate in the University Blue Cross/Blue Shield Plan the quarter prior to the off-qu<£fter and whoexpect to be registered and participate the quarter followingoff-quarter. Off-quarter coverage is available to degreestudents for one quarter of non-registration in a 12-monthperiod. Application for off-quarter coverage must be madein the Registrar’s Office and the fee must be paid uponapplying.FOOD CO-OP- A new Food Co-op isbeing formed inHyde Park- Freshest Food - Save moneyOpen to U of Cstudents, faculty,and staffOrganizational Meeting • Tuesday, 7 pmIda Noyes Hall • Memorial RoomFOR MOREINFO CALL STUDENT GOVERNMENT *753-32736—FRIDAY, MAY 7, 1982—THE GREY CITY JOURNALMMIs Paul McCartney Cool?Jahan AssadiYeah, so Paul McCartney's not as cool ashe once was. So he's not as fresh as the GoGo's. He doesn't funk like a Genius of Love.But he's a pop star and probably the best.James Paul McCartney was born a longtime ago in England. He grew rapidly fromplaying church socials; he turned TeddyBey, and he and John Lennon formed theNurk Twins, the Quarrymen, and then theSilver Beatles. The Beatles cleaned up theirappearance and became bigger than Elvis.Since 1970, McCartney has been regularlymaking albums that ranged from the "verygood" to the "trite" categories. Criticsbegan to pick on Paul early in the decade,because they too could feel that Paul wasn'tas cool as Lennon even though he sold morerecords. They panned "Ram" in 1971 eventhough "Ram" was a good record. The favorite criticism was that McCartneycouldn't "rock," ignoring songs like "Monkberry Moon Delight" and "Hi Hi Hi" that were fast and hard rockers with neo-toughlyrics ("Gonna lay you on my bed, get youready for my body gun"). It was this formedof unfounded criticism that drove McCart¬ney away from "cool" and fully into thatnever-never land called Popdom. Decidingto write songs only for the money and thepublic, McCartney and his first #1 with "MyLove" in 1973.The rest is a classic riches to more-richessuccess story: Band on the Run sold morecopies than any other album in 1973 andMcCartney went on world tour as the Kingof Pop. Everything was going McCartney'sway except that no one in places like TheGrey City Journal thought he was Cool (Youknow, he was sooooo AM!). Perhaps themost fortunate affair in McCartney's postBeatle days was the by-now legendary 1980drug bust in Tokyo airport; he was found inpossession of a lot of Mary Jane and spent 10days in a Japanese jail cell. The net effect ofthe jailing was the breakup of Wings, whoTHE FLAMINGO APARTMENTS5500 South Shore DriveSTUDIOS & ONE-BEDROOMS• Unfurnished and furnished• U.of C. Bus Stop• Free Pool Membership• Carpeting and Drapes Included• Secure Building• University Subsidy for Students & Staff• Delicatessen • Beauty Shop• Barber Shop • T.J.’s Restaurant• Dentist • Valet ShopFREE PARKINGMR. MORRIS 752-3800 never really meant more to Paul than theJordanaires did to Elvis. After an album ofhome recordings that nevertheless produced two top-ten hits in Britain and aNumber One in America ("Coming Up"),Paul quietly returned to the auspices ofGeorge Martin, the "fifth" (or was it"sixth"?) original Beatle, the producer whowas there when the Beatles recorded theirfirst album entirely in one day, and that despite George Harrison's having caught acold."Mr. Martin," he must have said, "I wantto make a album like the Beatles used tomake. You know, the kind that everyoneliked and no one criticized for being wimpyand that still sold many, many millions."So, the album was made and is now for sale.It's got a mindless title, Tug of War, and theobligatory silly number one worldwide single ("Ebony and Ivory"), but the surpriselies in the rest of the album, which containsnine strong tracks of sophisicated pop. There is funk in the form of a six-minute rapand tap with Stevie Wonder, "What's ThatYou're Doing"; there's real rock in"Ballroom Dancing," political nonsense in"The Pound Is Sinking," and trademarkMcCartney love song in "Here Today" forhis friend John:And if I say I really loved youAnd was glad you came alongThen you were here todayFor you were in my songHere today.Tug of War is an album to be heard onlyby those who respect Pop musicians as thetrue proletarian-representatives. The Clash«*ould hate this album for a variety of arrogant reasons, but the truth is that The Clashcan only make music for a minority *f British Punks and guilt ridden American bratswho wish they were really British punks.Paul McCartney sings for everyone else.PUBLIC POLICY LECTURE SERIESEddie N. Williams/President, Joint Center for Political Studies,Washington, D.CJPUBLIC POLICY AND CIVIL RIGHTSIN THE EIGHTIESThursday, May 13,3:30-5:00Wieboldt 303All students and faculty are invited.THE GREY CITY JOU R N AL—F R I DAY, MAY 7, 1982—7NinaBerman 7. Town Houses. Located behind the Medici restaurant, theseare not really a part of campus, but they are ugly enough andexpensive enough to deserve mention. This is where peoplego to live after they graduate from the Business School andstill want to live in Hyde Park.6. Cobb Coffee Shop. Filthy, stark, the pastries always seemsmashed and stale. Suggestive of a Greyhound bus stationlounge in Wenosha, Wisconsin. Barely saved by a good conver¬sationalist attending the coffee counter. 10. Construction Site Near Court Theatre. An un¬comfortable sight for theater goers bred on ur¬bane drama. This seems to be a permanent con¬struction site. At least it could get a sign like theone Court Theatre has. 1. Weiss Coffee Shop. Unquestionablycouch gives but an inkling of the genepoor excuse for a lounge (which addedstaying open later during exam webathrooms make this place a putrid mesuch that it is impossible to have a dspilling your coffee or dropping your pback against wall, makes us feel like |This month, The University of Chicago Alumni Association published another issue of that venerable on ijournal, The University of Chicago Magazine, this time devoted to the efforts at beautification of the U. whiof C. Page after colorful page told of the glistening glories of campus architecture. Not that we dis- beiiagree; it's just in the interests of objective journalism that we present this little photo-essay, focusing TheThe Ten Most Repulsive■3. Regenstein A-level Coffee Shop. Exam time makesthis icy lounge look like a pit full of Mexican jumpingbeans. Bad coffee, stale bagels, cigarette butts, almostas bad as the studying upstairs. 8. Pierce Tower Main Floor Lounge. Tacky art, 9. Lavhorrible fifties style interiors, this is typical of signecmost of Pierce Tower. thing \the mifortabNext month: the ten most repulsi\8—FRIDAY, MAY 7, 1982—THE GREY CITY JOURNALIbly the winner. This shreddedeneral gross character of thisded insult to injury by actuallyweek). Smelly, unventilatedmess. Worse yet, the seating isa decent conversation withoutir pastry. Sitting on the couch,<e paraplegics. 5. Gates-Blake Basement Hallway — En¬trance to the Commuter Lounge. Remini¬scent of a Polish internment camp, thismust be where they put people with toomany Incomletes, to make them reform.Take our word for it. This is one place youdon't want to wander into. 2. Harper Computation Room. The sight of Walt Whitman lookingover computer tapes must have something to do with the decline ofhumanistic inquiry at the University. A disgusting place, a biting cri¬tique.n those often seen, seldom commented upon, and never improved portions or our campus landscapevhich make us...er...sick. The voting on these various disgusting sites was tough, and we regret not>e/ng able to include more of them. And so the following is a mere sampling of the places on campushe University of Chicago Magazine didn't have space for. The Grey City Staff regrets any omissions.i Sites Around Campus.aw School Lounge. This lounge was probably de¬led to socialize Law School students (as if such aig were possible). But this can only depress them allmore about their sad, legal future. Chilly, uncom-able, isolated from the campus heartbeat. 4. Hines Geophysical Science Center. This ugly mod¬ern building keeps English a popular major in the Col¬lege. What is this building growing, geometrictumors? Cold, monolithic, a monster.s/Ve people around campus. THE GREY CITY JOU R N AL—F R I DAY, MAY 7, 1982—9By Pat O'ConnellA war between Harvard University andthe University of Chicago is the unlikely pre¬mise of the new (and original) musical All'sFair produced by the Blackfriars, that age-old University troupe. Presented as a seriesof "special reports" on IBS News, the ac¬tion takes the form of "exclusivefootage" anchored and narrated by news¬man Roger Collins (Paul Byersdorf). In thefirst such "special report" there is fightingon a deserted cow pasture in Kentucky. WhyKentucky? It is never explained, but as nearas I can tell, it is so that our two younglovers Jeff and Ellen (both from opposingschools) can rhyme when they sing their bigduet, "I never thought I'd be so lucky tomeet you in Kentucky. Oh boy, What amess!" Mess is right, but back to the begin¬ning.The war between "the Harvard of theMidwest and the Harvard that is knownbest" breaks out because of a dispute be¬tween professor Anita Whentbustle of Har¬vard and professor Stanley Garfowitz(aren't Jewish stereotypes a riot?) of theUniversity of Chicago. Neither can agree onthe role of Cephalus in the first book ofPlato's Republic, and neither is willing tolisten to the other. The philosophical disputeturns into full scale war (sound plausibledoesn't it?).At the head of the University of Chicago ismilk and-water president Harvey Schmed-lap (aptly played by Alan Fuchs) who can¬not control his faculty nor his staff. HisDean of Students is Avery Hutch, an impos¬ing war monger (aptly played by John Podhoretz, who looks rather like Fidel Castrohere — of all people!). He does everything in(and out) of his power to prolong the war.Harvard's tough lady president, SheilaSmith, and the woman who plays her (LisaMarquette) are some of the best aspects ofthe play. When she sings her almost bluesyballad, "Lonely at the Top," her voice (thathas the neatest little quiver to it) adds char¬ All's FairAll's Only Fairacter and depth to a song that is nothingmore than a string of cliches: "It's lonely atthe top/ I get so weary/ the problems neverstop/ I'm feeling teary", etc.Our two young lovers Jeff and Ellen aretormented because they are in rival armies,and their parents just happen to be profs. Whentbustle and Garvowitz respectively(plot line now sound a little familiar?). Butwait! There's more. After the conflict is re¬solved (and I won't tell you how), guesswhich two people who are both widowed col¬lege professors fall in love and get married?I won't spoil it for you. Andy David's original music in All's Fairis very good over all, but it suffers at thehands of Podhoretz and Lindberg's made-to-rhyme lyrics which are just that, and don'tmean anything. "Treasure Trove", yet an¬other song about venerable Hyde Park,seems to have been added to lengthen theplay. It is awkward and unseemly and notnearly as good as "in Old Hyde Park" fromPublish or Perish (the last original Black¬friars production). The two most winningsongs in the show are the finales at the endof each act. Cleverly written with the ideasof Bertolt Brecht in mind, the songs tell theaudience that "This is the end of the act/forgive our lack of tact/ But get out! Have asmoke!/ a Pepsi or a Coke!/ And be back inten minutes or less/ Unless you want to missthe rest of/ This mess!"Tne most accomplished acting in All'sFair is done by the women, with Lisa Marquette and Cindy Straus giving fine performances, and Sue Karlin, whose walk-onparts as three different characters add anice comic element as well as some varietyto the show. John Podhoretz is a very goodAvery Hutch and Tod Lindberg is entertaining as Prof. Gottinhimmel, although his per¬formance is mainly one of sterotyped over¬characterizations. Which, in a musicalcomedy, is probably forgiveable.The direction by Libby Morse (Publish orPerish) is generally adequate and some¬times very good indeed. She shrewdly usesthe seating area of the stage for the locationof much of the action and some of the en¬trances and exits. This serves to draw someof the activity away from the stage, keepingthe audience involved and the stage freefrom clutter.All's Fair is a simplistic, sometimes ridic¬ulous, sometimes inept, but still entertain¬ing show. It's fun to be in on the jokes (C-ra-tions from the C Shop etc.) and some ofthem are quite clever. Now that the Black¬friars have hit on Harvard, what might theHasty Pudding Club do in retaliation? It'sgot to be better.COLLEGE BOWLStudentsvs.Faculty Which TeamWillWin?Come & Match Wits With The ChampionsSATURDAY • MAY 8 • 8:30 PMMANDEL HALLStudents with UCID $1.00Admission $2.50 • Everyone Welcome!Alumni Reunion 1982Proceeds go to support the College Bowl Team10—FRIDAY, MAY 7, 1982—THE GREY CITY JOURNALHOUSING WANTED*Student Government offers an Off-Campus Housingreferral Service for all.Graduate and UndergraduateStudents. If you are graduating and would like to getout of your lease, or know anyone else who would liketo rent an apartment, please list it with us. 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Clark St., Chicago, IL 60614880-5400✓ Sunday, May 9Mass - 1:00 pm Rockefeller ChapelBuffet - 2:30 pm Ida NoyesInformation - 288-23 1 112—FRIDAY, MAY 7, 1982—THE GREY CITY JOURNALMore Than One Rotten AppleBy John ConlonBitter Fruit: The Untold Story of theAmerican Coup in GuatemalaBy Stephen Schlesingerand Stephen KinzerDoubleday & Company, Inc. 320 p.Many people in the United States thinkthat "American Imperialism" is a thing ofthe past, a casualty of the "Vietnam Syn¬drome". Some might read Bitter Fruit,about the 1954 coup in Guatemala, in thisway — as an unfortunate episode, but now athing of the past. This would be a seriousmistake. Events like those in Guatemala in1954 were repeated in Brazil in 1964 andChile in 1973, and will, perhaps, be repeatedin Nicaragua in 1983 or 1984, or perhaps in1989 or 1990 if conditions are better.From its independence in 1821 to 1944,Guatemala was governed by a series of con¬servative dictators who ruled the country inthe interests of a small, land-based aristoc¬racy. Typical of this period were a system ofdebt peonage, and a vagrancy law which re¬quired peasants owning less than a specifiedamount of land to work at least 100 dayseach year on the larger plantations.The last of the dictators was GeneralJorge Ubico, who stepped down in the faceof bitter opposition from the emergent Gua¬temalan middle class. This opposition in¬cluded workers, students, teachers, law¬yers, doctors, and small businessmen,many of whom Ubico knew personally.Upon stepping down, Ubico named one ofhis military commanders, General FedericoPonce, as his successor. Ponce, intending torule in the traditional manner, wasoverthrown in Oc+ober, 1944 by two youngarmy officers, Major Francisco Arana, andCaptain Jacabo Arbenz. Elections were heldin December, and Juan Jose Arevalo, awidely respected Guatemalan historian andeducator who had been living in exile, be¬came the first democratically elected presi¬dent in the history of Guatemala.The revolution of 1944 was a kind of turn¬ing point in Guatemalan history. For thefirst time, the government represented allsectors, not just the upper class. This maybe hard for Americans to appreciate. Peoplein the United States ususally see the historyof countries like Guatemala as an endlessseries of coups d'etat, without understand¬ing the underlying structures or the role ofthe United States in preventing real change.This attitude in the United States turns outto have been convenient to certain people inthe U.S. government, and also, for themajor landholder in Guatemala: the UnitedFruit Company of Boston.Already, in the late 1940's, president Are¬valo began to anger United Fruit. In 1947 helegalized trade unions and began encourag¬ing union activity. Under pressure fromUnited Fruit, U.S. congressmen began de¬nouncing labor strife in Guatemala, and theNorth American press began to portraystrikes against United Fruit as deliberategovernment or "communist" intrigue. In1952 Arbenz nationalized the uncultivated land of the large plantations, including Unit¬ed Fruit's and started turning it over to thepeasants. United Fruit decided to stop Ar¬benz.Chapter Six of Bitter Fruit is about thepublic relations campaign which the UnitedFruit Company conducted against the gov¬ernment of Guatemala. United Fruit hiredone of the pioneers of the public relations in¬dustry, Edward Bernays, to conduct theircampaign. (Chapter 66 of his autobiography,Biography of an Idea, is about his work forUnied Fruit.)Bernays dealt with the fruit company'sproblem in two ways. First, he tried to por¬tray United Fruit as a progressive, benevo¬lent corporation in order to improve itsimage in the eyes of the public. Second, in aneffort to bring pressure on Guatemala, heconducted a campaign to convince people inthe United States that the reforms beingcarried out in Guatemala, such as legalizedtrade union activity and land reform (whichaffected United Fruit), were actually man¬ifestations of communist activity, and that,in fact, Guatemala was slowly slipping intothe communist orbit. In the cold war atmo¬sphere prevailing in the early 1950's (andare things so different today?), any hint ofcommunist activity was enough to justifyU.S. intervention in the eyes of many peo¬ple.Most of Bitter Fruit is about the planningand execution of "Operation Success," theCIA coup of 1954 to overthrow the Arbenz re¬gime. The choice of "liberator" ColonelCarlos Armas, the hiring of a "liberationarmy," the negotiations with Nicaragua'sright-wing dictator Anastasio Somoza Gar¬cia and other right wing dictators in thearea, designed to help overthrow Arbenz,and the aerial bombings of Guatemala Cityby American pilots to terrorize the popula¬tion, are all carefully documented in BitterFruit. Especially revealing are those sec¬tions describing the complicated maneuverswhich were involved in getting someone intopower who would be faithful to the UnitedStates and convenient to United Fruit.Perhaps the bizzarest part o* the story isthe effective use made by the CIA of "psy¬chological warfare" in bringing down Ar¬benz. For months before the final invasion,the CIA used radio broadcasts and well-placed rumors in an attempt to demoralizethe army and shake its loyalty to Arbenz.Leaflets, rumors, and carefully plannedradio broadcasts, both before and during theinvasion, as well as aerial bombings, alsohelped to terrorize the civilian population,and Arbenz's support began to crumble.Bitter Fruit shows how the United Statesbrought down a government which was en¬gaged in serious reform, because those re¬forms happened to threaten an Americancorporation (United Fruit), because theU.S. government prefered reaction to pro¬gress which looked anything like commupi-sum, and because United States officialsthought they had the right to overthrow thegovernment of another country if that gov¬ernment was inconvenient or threatening to them.The irony is striking. The United States,which calls itself a democracy, and whichcalls its allies "the free world," collaborat¬ed with all of the dictatorships in CentralAmerica to overthrow one of the few demo¬cracies there. The reason was that that de¬mocracy was carrying out the sorts of re¬forms which any representativegovernment in Guatemala would have hadto implement; reforms, in fact, which werenot qualitatively different from the NewDeal reforms in the United States a fewyears earlier. This is the sort of mind-bend¬ing contradiction that one comes up againstagain and again in the United States' policytowards Latin America and the ThirdWorld.There are certain weaknesses in BitterFruit. The authors don't handle the internalsituation in Guatemala as confidently asthey handle the United States' involvementthere. For people interested in Guatemalaitself, a better book might be Crucifixion byPower, by anthropologist Richard Adamslived in Guatemala from 1950 to 1956 and so,during the coup, and makes a very thoroughanalysis of the Guatemalan social and politi¬cal structure. Bitter Fruit is more con¬cerned with the United States, and what itdid in Guatemala, than with Guatemala it¬self.A more serious problem with Bitter Fruitis the authors' tendency to caricature the"bad guys". This obscures the main issuesaddressed by the book, and forces thereader to question the authors' objectivity.Schlesinger's and Kinzer's book is heavilyfootnoted, however, and the reader can con¬ sult the sources for a different perspective.Many of these sources, such as, for examp¬le, Ronald Schneider's Communism in Gua¬temala are written from a cold war perspec¬tive, and can be trusted to give a differentpoint of view. These do generally supportthe story as told in Bitter Fruit, however.For people who want to know more aboutthe CIA, I would recommend Philip Agee'sInside the Company, rather than BitterFruit. Agee has kind of a scandalous reputa¬tion, because he names CIA agents for thebenefit of the countries they might beoperating in, but if you read the book, youwill understand why he does so. His book isactually somewhat subdued, and verythoughtfully written. I wish the authors ofBitter Fruit approached their subject as re¬sponsibly as Agee did. For the coup in Gua¬temala, however, Bitter Fruit is definitelyworth reading.The issue is important. With U.S. inter¬vention in El Salvador, and with the ReaganAdministration's plans to destabilize thenew government in Nicaragua, a few horrorstories about past U.S. interventions mightbe necessary to remind us that there areother considerations more important than"U.S. interests," and that our governmentcan't be trusted to be sensitive to these moreimportant considerations. Guatemala itselfis, after Haiti and Bolivia, perhaps thepoorest country in the Western Hemisphere.The intervention of 1954, and the type of gov¬ernment installed, must be examined as fac¬tors possibly contributing to the mainte¬nance of this proverty. If Bitter Fruitencourages people to start thinking aboutthese issues, it will have done its job.Student GovernmentMEETING Tuesday, May 11,7:30 pmSun Parlor — Ida Noyes HallRepresentative attendance requiredHYDE PARKTHE VERSAILLESIDEAL FOR STUDENTS324-0200• Large studios• Walk-in Kitchen• Utilities included• Furn.or unfurn.• Campus bus at doorBASED ON A VAILABILITY5154 S. Dorchester G.W. 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I like real rock androll."Pete Shelley, although a guitarist bytrade, has been experimenting most recent¬ly with what Rolling Stone Magazine dis¬dainfully refers to as the newest "six-monthfad" in England: Electronic Pop. The trade¬mark of the Electronic Pop movementsmacks of the high technology of today'scomputerized society — even the name"synthesizer" has an eerie, mechanisticquality — and indeed is the source of most ofthe negative criticism that the movementhas been getting. Still, the movement —spearheaded by such British chart-toppersas Depeche Mode (who will appear atStages on May 12), The Human League, Or¬chestral Maneuvres in the Dark (OMD),and Soft Cell — has been filling dance floorsand homes on both sides of the Atlantic. Howcan music that is accused of being "inhu¬man" (much as disco once was) have suchgreat appeal?I had serious qualms about Pete Shelley'sshow, qualms that made me reassess myown views on Electronic Pop. Probably themost engaging performer of the whole showwas a tape recorder that played synthesizer,sang background vocals, and took severalguitar solos. The sound was immaculate —just like the record — but somehow it didn'tseem worth the S10 I had spent. The words ofthe roadie began to strike a chord with meas I watched in disappointment. But therewere plenty of people at the concert whodanced and enjoyed without a thought ofhow plastic it all seemed. I have enjoyeddancing to his music at parties many times.It was only when I listened closely that I wasdisappointed by the repetitive, ahuman sound that characterized much of hismusic.But despite my disappointment with hismusic, his lyrics interested me. As he sangabout frustration, hurt, and happiness, I felta closeness to the work that almost bridgedthe distance the music made. It is the intelli¬gent and perceptive lyrics of many of theelectronic pop bands — The Human Leagueand Bill Nelson in particular — that keep themusic from being sterilized, dehumanizedexercises of computerized dance. The best of the Electronic Pop groups — of which Iwould include Bill Nelson, A Flock of Seagulls (appearing at the Park West June 12),The Human League, OMD, Soft Cell on"Tainted Love," and Chicago's own TheMinistry (who will appear with DepecheMode at Stages) — have realized the dangerof automation, and have combatted it withinnovation, both in lyrics and music. It isthis innovation that makes a lot of Electronic Pop rock and roll to me, and, evidently, toa lot of other people as well.ORIENTAL CARPETSDAVID A. BRADLEY 288-0524(See our Classified Ad for more information) FESTIVAL OFSIGHT AND SOUND ...A unique journey through timeand space via color slides, music and poetryincluding"Pictures At An Exhibition”:an original poem byRichard R. 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Immediate occupancy.Based on A variabilityBU 8-5566A variable to all comersRockefellerChapelSunday9 amEcumenical Serviceof Holy Communion10 amDiscussion Classon Gregorian ChantDavid Beaubien11 amUniversity ReligiousServiceBernard O. BrownDean of the ChapelTHE GREY CITY JOU R N AL—F R I DAY, MAY 7, 1982—15MADRIGALOF COLLEGE DAYS' w '"WLTtfc.* t.j.> | ^ | * . - * i * j. >'x. ||^|||^P|SSB 1Big grey buildings in the fierypulse of gargoyles and longingmemories. Distant thudding up a stair.From the first frantic emotion,how many days have changed my world.I remember the vague clammyfeeling in my mouth, in that cab, circlingin on the U of C for the first time.We pulled up to B-J and the unknownawaited us nervous. He looked at usto say goodbye, but I did not turnmy head. Too wrapt in revery, our last yearin the Medici. The bell rang and I waslate. It was fall of freshman yearand I had already settled intothe dull routine, though my tie flappingin that autumn breeze filledme with a great feeling of thingsto come. Soon the cold and bitter windsthat tightened my virgin skinpenetrated to my joints anderased my thoughts. Dinnertime at B-J.So commonplace, and yet, sometimesit would take on a grandeurfor me, that I'd see people movingin the time they lived in, and vivid.Thoughts of memories jumble in mymind with coffee and these cool bricks.To think of not coming hereand recognizing everybody. Memories ofStagg Field, and springtime on thequads, its lush darknessunder a tree. We used to playsoccer on the Midway until the sunsent colors shooting across Harperand the trees. I paused, exhaustedand exhilarated, and a car honked <calmly in the long afternoon. Other /days we'd walk to the point and watchthe waves kiss the sandstone and sendwhite spray with a flash of rainbowonto the adolescent graffiti. Thesunset began so slow, but endsabruptly in the massive bluebackdrop to the beautifulshimmering skyline. I remember thetrips to and from home, coming backto mother each time, somehow a littleolder, though no time had passedComing home each summer to the nebulouspast that had first seemed so familiar,but is now more distantthan the thought of every having had yourlips pressed to mine. My love, mysweet tender girl, how did l losethe comfort of your smile?I remember going to partieswith you, and how you blushedwith our first hesitant kisswhen I first suggested it. The grasswas pressed down beneath our tremblingbodies. We stayed there until sweet sleepdelivered us, and we were awokenby a sprinkler in the morning.We jumped up, laughing and awash,and ran off where the day was beginning.As these memories flood my mind,l think how few the days areleft to me here, and the endless,ending, rises again like the Phoenix,which dies and is born, at daybreak.—Vincent Katz and Nikolai Katz ENTHALPYAs one descends the initially evacuated space, her aquaoveralls reverb the hum that is settling, fifteen minuteshad registered? an indentation would begin that faltersyou a raincoat and I halted breathing — the horse, recordssitting in the sun, had erected an orifice to the benign,romantic greatcoats scurry, intimidated through boiling liquidtime you're in the neighborhood, morning's paper, heat sourceshe says I miss you could we play it one more time I loveEuropean into the shattered break-up, had begun, should heorioles crest the surface's yellow light, evening up ahead16—FRIDAY, MAY 7, 1982—THE GREY CITY JOURNALTheParksliore Everyone talks about creatingaffordable housing in Hyde Park, butwe’ve done it!One, two, three and four-bedroomapartments with location, location,location...Down payments start at #3178.Monthly charges (includingmortgage payments, propertytaxes, and assessments)fromFinancing provided by the NationalConsumer Cooperative Bank ... 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FORMER EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF THEJEWISH FEDERATION OF METROPOLITAN CHICAGOThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 7, 1982—25SportsCircle downsBy Lee BadgettThe softball team lost 16-3 to the Universi¬ty of Illinois-Chicago Circle in six inningsTuesday at North Field. Circle’s pitcher andbatters proved to be too much for Chicago tohandle in this battle between Circle’s Divi¬sion I forces and the Maroons’ Division IIIteam.The Maroons stayed close for the first halfof the game. Circle scored a run in the firstinning when Chicago matched when RuthEisen's triple allowed her to score on a wildpitch. Neither team could get much startedin the second and third innings. Catcher SueFortunato made key defensive plays for Chi¬cago in both of those innings. She caught abunt in the second and threw the ball to firstfor a double play, and then threw out a run¬ner who was trying to steal second base inthe third inning.Circle took control of the game in thefourth inning. A lead-off home run and adropped fly ball with two on base gave Cir¬cle a 4-1 lead. The fifth and sixth inningswere even worse for the Maroons, with Cir¬cle scoring six runs in each. A pattern devel¬oped as Circle's batters got on base on walksor singles and then came home on long ballsPHOTO BY ED ACHUCKWendy Pietrzak at 1st base.Or. Kurt RosenbaumOptometrist(53 Kimbark Plaza)1200 E. 53rd St.493-8372intelligent people know thedifference between advertisedcheap glasses or contact lensesand competent professionalservice with quality material.Beware of bait advertisingEye ExaminationsFashion Eye WearContact LensesJ3000 MAGAZINESGREETING CARDSCIGARETTES/CANDYHOT VIDEO GAMESPOSTERS/BUTTONSthe best magazine storessince 196551st & LAKE PARK main officeRANDOLPH & MICHIGANCLARK & DIVERSEYBROADWAY A DEVONmost open to 12pmROBERT M. KATZMAK684-5100 proprietor softball teamthat Chicago’s outfielders could not handle.The Maroons did have some scoring ac¬tion in the fifth and sixth innings. They load¬ed the bases with no outs in the bottom of thefifth, and Karen Walsh’s hit brought two into make the score 10-3. Karen Kitchen bat¬ted in two runs in the sixth, but she wasthrown out at home as she tried to stretchher solid triple into a home run.Although Chicago had problems hitting offCircle’s pitcher, coach Pat Kirby noted thedevelopment of the Maroons’ batting skills.She singled out Wendy Pietrzak’s improve¬ment and designated hitter Eisen’s consis¬tent contributions.It was not hitting, but the defensive lapsesin the last two innings that Kirby blamed forthe loss. The outfielders seemed to have tro¬uble with communication and cooperation.Kitchen, pitching in only her second start,walked eleven batters to give Circle anextra advantage on offense.As always, however, Kirby found reasonto be pleased with her team. She looked for- PHOTO BY ED ACHUCKCatcher Sue Fortunato at bat.ward to the team's elimination ot those badinnings in its final game yesterday after¬noon.Women hostBy Sue FortunatoAfter a fourth place finish in 1981, thewomen’s track team returns to the IAIAWDivision III State Championships with thehopes of “a better finish than last year,”stated coach Linda Whitehead. The team’stremendous increase in depth and experi¬ence should allow it to reach this goal as itcompetes against 13 other teams this week¬end at Stagg Field.Whitehead is optimistic about the team’sprospects. “It’s a much improved team(over last year’s),” she said. ‘‘They’veworked really hard, many on a year longbasis.” The results of this hard work can beseen in the increased depth of this year’steam. Its fourth place finish last year wasdelivered by only 12 team members. Thisyear, 22 Maroons qualified, giving the teamalmost twice as many opportunities to scorepoints. This will be a key factor in UC’s at¬tempt to win its first state championship inwomen’s track.The Maroons’ toughest competition willcome from Augustana and Millikin. Thesetwo teams, along with Wheaton, were theonly Division III schools to defeat UC thisyear. Wheaton, the defending state champi¬on, will be the only team not returning to thestate meet this year because it left theIAIAW to join the NCAA. 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CaseyKerrigan and Becky Redman will run the1500 meter event, while Jennifer Maude,Kathy Bawn, and Kerrigan are entered inthe 3000 meter run. Sue Snow, Lu Madge,and Ann Reed qualified for the 10,000 meterrun. The team’s major distance strength isin the 5000 meter run, as six runners — Lor¬raine Kenney, Madge, Bawn, Maude, Snow,and Reed — have qualified.Top performances from freshman NatalieWilliams should also strengthen UC’schances. “We're looking for Natalie to scorepoints for us in the short sprints and longjumps,” said Whitehead. Williams is en¬tered in the 440 meter relay and the 880meter medley relay in addition to the 100meter and 200 meter dashes. Other relayteam members are Ingrid Buntschuh, Ali¬son O’Neil, Sara Dell, Tracey Button. Red¬man and Emily Bloomfield.O’Neil and Button wll also run the hurdlesfor UC. O’Neil qualified for the 400 meterhurdles, while Button qualified for the 100meter and 400 meter hurdles, as well as thejavelin.Eight Maroons qualified for state in fieldevents. Redman will join Williams in thehigh jump. Maureen Breen, Jackie Molineand Beth Lasky qualified in the shot put.Lasky also qualified in the javelin, as didButton and Diana Kaspic. Helen Straus andWilliams should both be strong competitorsin the discus and long jump, respectively.Straus is also the favorite, according to Whi¬tehead, to repeat as state champion in theheptathalon. Nancy Flores will join Strausin the heptathalon competition.The final UC entrants are Kaspic andMaggie Randolph in the 800 meter run andDell in the 400 meter dash. Because so manyteam members have qualified for more thanone event, the team has a total of 37 entriesin the meet. It is this depth that gives Whi¬tehead and her team confidence that theywill finish as one of the top three teams in5MS ASIANS(SMSjEgg3 PHOTOGRAPHERSMICHAEL DONNERMARY HALLOWITEBOB TRAVISRECEPTION SA T. MA Y 8th 12-4 PMi IN THE UNITARIAN CHURCHji 57th & WoodlawnGallery Hours: Thurs. & Fri. 12:00-3:00Sat. 12:00-4 00; Sun. 11.00-2:00 Crew clubreachesfinalsThe 1982 Midwest Rowing Championshipsheld last weekend gave the University ofChicago men’s crew club a chance to seehow it stacks up against regional competi¬tors. The results were rather encouragingfor the UCMC: of its four boats entered, twomade the finals — an accomplishment un¬precedented in the history of UC rowing.Hosted by the University of Wisconsin atMadison, the event attracted 24 crews fromas far away as Aspen. Colorado. UCMC en¬tered a men’s varsity 8, a men's freshman 8,a men’s lightweight 4 and a women's open 4.Of these, the varsity 8 and the lightweight 4made it to the afternoon finals.Coach Marty Howard assessed the daythis way: “These other teams are all peak¬ing now. This was the big event of the seasonfor them. For us to make the finals in thevarsity 8 would have been really sweet, andwe did that. These are teams that were de¬stroying us just a year or two ago.”The varsity boat finished sixth of twelvewith a time of 5:10.00, just 18 seconds behindgold-medalist Purdue. Purdue, it should bementioned, wrested that honor from theWisconsin dynasty for the second year in arow.The men’s lightweight 4, also pulled insixth with a time of 7:16.8. Winner KansasState clocked an unofficial 6:59.4 in the race.But nothing could match the set of white bi¬cycling caps the UC 4 had purchased for theoccasion. The morning heats were very ex¬citing as one watched the caps edge pastboat after boat on the misty, distant centerof Lake Wingra.The sob-story of the day belonged to themen’s frosh 8. In the preliminary heats thecrew had been handicapped by a leakingshell and was forced into the consolationfinals. As 4-man Dave Frank put it, “thestyle felt good and there was spirit in theboat.” But stroke-man Dan Laurence statedthat “the power just wasn’t there at thecatch, and the stroke-rating may have beentoo low.” In the consolation finals, the shellgot off to a hard start, but was swiftly pull¬ing up on rivals Notre Dame and Nebraskawhen a speedboat wake all but stopped theChicago boat dead in the water It was neverable to recapture the lost time. Purdue wonthe event with an extremely fast 5:57.4.The women’s open 4, stroked by ex-Radcliffe oarswomen Ericka Munson, alsowent to the consolation finals after havingcome in last in the morning heat. More suc¬cessful in the afternoon, the 4 edged out Cal¬vert and the UC women’s crew club entry.“That was the best we could do, given thecompetition,” stated 2-seat Ingrid Hung, “Ithink we rowed well.”Howard reitterated that the philosophy ofthe UC men’s crew has matured. No longeris it looking not to lose — now its goal is towin. “We were rowing against the best peo¬ple in the midwest, and we belong there. Ithink we will medal in the varsity 8’s withinthe next two years,” predicted Howard.“But,” he added, “the crew team hasreached the level where our biggest hin¬drance is our poor equipment — whichmeans money — and more support from theUniversity.”Northwestern University and the LincolnPark Boat Club will be scrimmagingagainst UC at Lincoln Park tomorrow inpreparation for the regatta at Waterloo,Iowa on May 15.WOMEN'S TRACKMay 7-8 AIAW State Championships, 9a m., Stagg FieldBASEBALLMay 10 Judson (double header), 1 p.m.,Stagg Field26—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 7, 1982SportsPlayoff teams emergeBy Bob LaBelleThis week was not the most thrilling inIM history. In socim, virtually every divi¬sion title is already decided and the playoffbound teams are just marketing time. Thewildcard berths won’t get heated up untilnext week when most of the regular seasonsocim games will be completed.Here’s the playoff picture in socim as itstands now. The undergrad red divisiongoes to Fallers, which polished off LowerRickert in a close match, 2-1. Fallers isjoined by Lower Flint, the champion of thegreen division, which clinched the divisionwith a victory over Dudley last week.The white division race is still slightlyalive. Michelson has the top spot with vic¬tories over Henderson, Fiji, and Comptonand a perfect 3-0 record. Only Dewey “A”(2-1) could catch Michelson now. Finally inthe blue division, Dodd/Mead finally gotits act together and with a little help fromHitchcock’s 4-2 victory over Bradbury,clinched the division. The likely candi¬dates for the wildcard teams will be Dud¬ley, Greenwood, Hitchcock, and Hender¬son. Possibly Dewey “A” and Comptonwill join that group to vie for the as-yet-un-determined number of wildcard spots.In the independent league, Psi Upsilonwith its perfect record has easily clinchedthe title. Or has it? It seems that Eats Hit,a team with three losses including one toPsi U, decided it’s easier to protest gamesthan win them on the field. In the Psi Ugame they found that Monty Mullig is not aregistered student even though he playsfor Psi U. Mullig had received permissionto play IMs in the winter quarter but neg¬lected to do so for the spring. Protestupheld. Another Eats Hit protest involvedSaudi Union’s John Assadi, who lettered insoccer. Assadi lettered as a shooter butplays goal for Saudi. Despite the radicaldifference in positions (and despite Assa-di’s goalkeeping), a rule is a rule is a tech¬nicality. Protest upheld. And KUUC cantake a hint. Its loss to Saudi was also pro¬tested on the same grounds. Protestupheld. Let’s hear it for the distinction be¬tween justice and technicality in IMs.Hence, Eats Hit stands at one loss nowwith a victory over Psi Upsilon to boot. If itbeats Amalagamation it could very welltake the division as well as lose to the sec¬ ond, third and fourth place teams.In the graduate division, it doesn’t muchmatter since every graduate team makesthe playoffs. The favorites, of course, areIlia, Jamaican, Blue Star, and possiblyAchilles and the Heels.In the women’s red division, it’s any¬body’s guess. Every team has a loss (atleast) and has lost to someone else inplayoff contention. The white division be¬longs to Dudley, which narrowly got byUpper Wallace this week. And of courseQuel Bogue is mopping up the assortedleague. Given Dudley’s performanceagainst Upper Wallace and the incrediblestrength of Quel Bogue, there can be littledoubt as to the All-University champion¬ship. Quel Bogue in a walkaway.In softball, however, the double elimina¬tion tournament is coming to an end. Imight add that it’s going exactly as pre¬dicted. In undergraduate red, Chamberlincontinues to march along, statisticians andall. It rolled over Upper Flint and Dudleyto reach the finals of that division. Dudleywill probably meet Dodd Mead in the loserbracket for the right to get stomped byChamberlin again.In the blue division, as predicted, Com¬muters and Hale face off in the winner’sbracket. Hale has easily defeated lesseropponents while Commuters had some dif¬ficulties with Lower Rickert. Hale shouldstill win in a close match. Commuters willprobably be back, though, as the winner ofthe loser's bracket.In the white division, Hitchcock “A” hasshown simply brilliant defense in winningits games. The team’s bats are quite a bitmore silent than a year ago, but Hitchcocklooks stronger than ever in defense a verystrong plus in IM softball. Meanwhile,usually strong Breckinridge has had itstroubles, edging Thompson and losing toHitchcock. It seems likely that eitherUpper Rickert or Sabsbury/Vincent willupset Breckinridge for a second chance atHitchcock.Nobody in the independent league isgoing to stop NUTS. Alpha Del couldn’t norcould Feel Your Buddy, which struggled toget by Dolts, a team NUTS beat 7-2. Nutsreaches the finals with virtually no compe¬tition.Reapers, Raw Meat and Twelve Packsare left in red grad. Raw Meat meetsSluggers still in slumpBy Cliff GrammichThe baseball team had its losing streakextended to seven consecutive games thisweek with losses to the Illinois Institute ofTechnology on Tuesday and Illinois Benedi-cine College on Wednesday. The team’s re¬cord now stands at 3-14 with five games re¬maining in the season.On Tuesday, the Maroons lost to IIT by ascore of 14-4. Chicago managed to score firstin the opening inning, but IIT took the leadfor good in the bottom of the first with threeruns. In the top of the third inning, UC cutthe gap to 3-2. IIT quickly scored three moreruns in the bottom of the inning and coastedto the win.The Maroons lost to IBC the following dayby a 19-7 score. Both teams scored one runeach in the first inning, but IBC scored threeruns in the second to take the lead in thegame. After Chicago closed to within 4-2 inUniversity of Chicago at Illinois Institute ofTechnology, Tuesday, May 4, 1982Chicago 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 4 5 3IIT 3 0 3 1 0 5 0 2 14 17 3UC: Shimkus, Van Kleeck (4), Maranto (6) andSchell IIT: Zilis and Klauss WP Zilis LP ShimkusHR Ricciardi (IIT)Illinois Benedictine College at University ofChicago, Wednesday, May 5, 1982IBC 1 3 0 7 4 3 1 19 17 3Chicago 1013002 7 12 4IBC: Carlson and Kurcab UC: Varsam. Barnhart(4), Amboian (5), Merriggioli (6) and Schell (WPCarlson LP Varsam HR: Mitchell (IBC), E. Kolar(IBC), and Callans (UC) Twelve Packs to gain a spot againstReapers. The two teams met before andTwelve Packs won handily, but Raw Meatgained new life with an impressive victoryover Athletes in Traction, 9-0. Meanwhile,See Your Food has reached the finals inthe winner’s bracket against MolecularSieves. This could possibly be the highestscoring game of the season. MolecularSieves has a 32-0 and See Your Food a 22-0victory. See Your Food is probablystronger defensively but it’s possible thatthis will have little effect since the ball willbe in the street more than the field.Finally, in women’s elimination, HomePlatelets demolished Breckinridge 22-3.Breckinridge is Platelet’s only competi¬tion in the division. When Breckinridge re¬turns from its romp in the loser’s bracketto face Platelets again, the story will prob¬ably be repeated.SOFTBALLMenDodd/Mead (by forfeit) Upper FlintNUTS 16 Alpha Delta Phi 1Breckinridge 21 Hale Marys 4Henderson (by forfeit) FallersUpper Rickert 12 Dewey 7Raw Meat 9 Athletes In Traction 0Bovver Meat 'by forfeit) NabobsMalice Aforethought 19 Jimone Killers 4Commuters 8 Lower Rickert 4Hitchcock “B” (by forfeit) FishbeinMichelson “A” 5 Greenwood 3Feel Your Buddy 14 Do Its 7WomenHome Platelets 22 Breckinridge 3CoedShorey (by forfeit) Upper FlintBS Hitters 25 Visitors 0Dewey 17 Vincent 7Tufts (by forfeit) ComptonHitchcock/Snell 9 .... Victims of Circumstance 5Who Cares 10 Diffuse Enduring Solidarity 8the bottom of the third, IBC scored sevenruns in the top of the fourth inning to put thegame away early.UC plays at Chicago State Universitytoday. The team will close its season nextweek with games against Judson College onMonday and Olivet Nazarene College onWednesday at Stagg Field.EVERYTHING IN DR. M.R. MASLOVPRINTINGThe Southside s largest and most Optometristgomplete print shop letterpressand offset plus art department • Eye Examinationsfor design and layout assistance • FashionPHOTO COMPOSITION EyewearOVER 100 TYPESTYLES • Ail Types ofFOR BROCHURES, BOOKS Contact LensesALL YOUR PRINTING NEEDS! ’Ask about our annual"Catling Card to Catalog service agreementWe Print Them All LOCATED IN THEHOT STAMPING • EMBOSSING HYDE PARKSaddle and Perfect Binding SHOPPING CENTERThe Bankers Print, Inc.5832 So. Green • HU 7-3142 1510 E. 55th 363-6100 SOFTBALL TOP TEN1. See Your Food2. Molecular Sieves3. NUTS4. Med I5. Chamberlin6. Malice Aforethought7. Reapers8. Hitchcock9. Hale10. CommutersHonorable Mention: Breckinridge. FeelYour Buddy, Michelson “A”SOCIM TOP TENSGraduate Men*1. Ilia Y La Lastima2. Jamaican BCFC3. Blue Star Vorwaets4. Achille and the Heels3. Orient ExpressHonorable Mention : Van Der Waal’s Force.Monetary ApproachUndergraduate Men1. Psi Upsilon2. Fallers3. Lower Flint4. Amalgamation5. Saudi Union Movement6. KUUC7. Eats Hit8. Dodd/Mead9. Michelson16. Hitchcock “A”Honorable Mention: Dudley, Upper FllntUBradburyWomen*1. Quel Bogue2. Dudley3. Crown Rats4. Upper Wallace5. SnellHonorable Mention: Tufts. Shorey» denotes Alt-University number oneSOCIMMenPsi Upsilon 3 Fallers I 2'Hitchcock 4 Bradbury 2iSaudi Union Movement 7 Dinkleberries QThompson 6,.,.. ............ Blaekstone 0Michelson2..... Fiji!Upper Rickert 2 . Hale 0 ]Fallers 2 Lower Rickert 1Ph.S’s (by forfeit)..... Fishbein jWomenMeddlers (by forfeit).... Delta UpsilonQuel Bogue (by forfeit) BlaekstoneShorey 2 Thompson 6Dudley 3 ? shoot-out) Upper Wallace 2Crown Rats 2 Better Ball Handlers 1 1YOU ASKED FORCONTINUOUSMEMORY IN SERIES E.HEWLETT-PACKARDDIDN'T FORGET.Introducing HP-33C.Hewlett-Packard’s continuousmemory calculator for science.Just ‘90.00The University of ChicagoBookstoreCalculator Department970 E 58th St (2nd fl.)753-3303 I e.3 1 5.6 1 - 33& « Si &W W W L«lw w w «si w i» mThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 7, 1982—27Crossword PuzzleBy Frank ScadutoAcross1.City in Peru5. Cuts10. Hair style14. Eye part15. Israeli circle dance16. Little bit17. My fancy, to Squeeze20. Map parts, at times21. Seep22. Severe24. Punctured, as by a bull25. Oriental soup26. Wood used for furniture27. Opera solo28. What the Kinks are on?34. Brit, unit of weight36. Skating need37. Stick, in Spain38. Ruffled drawers40. Twist41. Somber42. Musical forms, used in sonatas44. Warn47. Less bright49.Verve50 bird, type of albatross51. Detective’s job, to E. Costello56. Comedian Johnson57. Peak, in French58. Ajar59. Expires60. Pilot, as a ship61. DrenchesDown1. Edge2. Belfast org.3. Prefix showing opposition4. Dr. Luther’s , toE. Costello5. Selected6. Hermit, e.g.7. Furious 8. Nixon and Paulson9. Pronoun10. Love a portal?11. Solidified12. Gathered13. Mantra sounds18. Entry word19. a word, in a dictionary22. Major artery23. Worker’s org.24. Chatter25. Stinging insect26. Is in debt28. Equivocated29. Calendar abbr.30. Fire locale, to B. Seger31. Mark32. Mistake33. Final song, to many35. Slackening39.Boy42 ragged43. Theatre award44. Feminine name45. Gladden46. Calls47. Motherless calf48. Gang, in Germany50. Insect51. Pop52. Ands’ or buts’ companion53. Mimic54. Dirac state vector55. Printer’s measuresGuidecontinued from page 5In sum, students at Chicago receive first rate educations.Whether or not they have a good time while doing so islargely up to them. If they make the effort they surprisethemselves by having fun. If they don’t make the effort,they spend their time in the library, slowly but surely shut¬ting off the outside world.University of ChicagoSailing Clubpresents itsSpring Calendar of EventsMay 5 • 8 pm Internationally known photographer and sailor,Greg Shires, Reynolds Club North LoungeMay 19 • 8 pm Sailmaker Perry Lewis of North Sails,Ida Noyes HallMembers — free • All others — $2.00BRANDEQUIPMENT SPRING SPECIALONUSED OFFICEFURNITUREBuy any used desk over $65and purchase a swivel arm desk chairfor $20Swivel chair without arms $15Misc. guest and occasionalchairs $7.508560 S. ChicagoRE 4-2111Open Daily 8 30-5Sat 9:00-2 * Turtle Soup • Shrimp BisqueiRaplc Cree 3nninrere</)IcriQ>3HcreaOoo>reojEocV.rerere£</>oCOb-ommm > siiiMiaw seisin28—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 7, 1982CLASSIFIED ADSClassified advertising in the Maroon costs $1 00per 45- character line. Special headings cost$1.50 per 25 characters. All classified advertising must be paid in advance. Advertisingdeadlines: 12 noon Wednesday for the Fridaypaper; 12 noon Friday for the Tuesday paper.Submit ads to Ida Noyes Hall, room 304, ormail them in (with payment) to The ChicagoMaroon, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago IL 60637. Forinformation about display advertising, call 7533263. The Maroon is not responsible for goodsor services purchased through the classifiedadvertising section.SPACEStudio Apartment, Hild Realty Group 955 1200Looking for housing? Check InternationalHouse, for grad, students and for scholarsvisiting Chicago. 753-2270, 2280Student Government publishes a list ofavailable housing. Call 753-3273 or stop by theSG office, 3rd floor Ida Noyes.CONDO FOR SALE \i blk. from UCFieldhouse, 2 BR. Ig. bkyd. sun rm. sewing rm.mod kit Ray School 493 2869Summer Sublet large apt 1 block from campusS350 nonsmokers only Ph 363 5877Co op 2-bdrm 61 & Kimbark. Formal dining,fully renov in secure bldg Avail June-sale$19,950 or rent w/o. 239 8224SUMMER SUBLET Pleasant 2bdrm, lake &loop view, fully furnished, good for familyS4l5mo.324-2273 Bill or Lynn1bedroom apt excellent location availableJune 15 $320 month 5454 Everett 324 1320 evenings.Studio and one bedroom apartments nowavailable. $205 $295. $50 student discount if rentpaid quarterly. 684 5030 before 8:30 am or 4932329.1 bedroom coop apt for sale $25000 288 5947,667 5460 or 955 2659Roommate wanted June lyr, communal dinners, coed 4 bdrm 57&Dorchester. Call 6 7pm752 2665.SUMMER SUBLET 1 Ig sunny bdrm avail in 3bdrm apt Close to campus. Avail, mid Junethru mid-Sept. Reasonable rent. Call 241 5246Summer sublet avail for non smoking femalein 2 br furn apt. Quiet, private. $212/mo inclutil. Karen 962 7566 (M F 9 5); Iv name & noSUMMER SUBLET Large 1 BR Apt 55th &Hyde Pk Blvd Avail mid June Sept 1 RentNegotiable. Call 324 6066 EveningsBarclay 49th & East End very Ig 2 bdrm 2 bathapt with lake views off street parking Dishwlaundry $700 -I- sec 667 4875 Iv messageCoop 55th 8. Lake Rent w/option to buyLake view Avail 7/11, 9/1. 3r ms, 5 closts, hrdwdfirs Indry & storag in bsmt offst prkng, minibusrt 2bks to CTA, 3 TO 1C 24hrsec $330003246382/6663765.Univ Pk 1 bdrm with fantastic north viewsGarage Parking Laundry Storage Air condStove & Refrig $525 mo 4- sec 667 4875 Iv.message.Studio University cond bldg 55th St poolavailable 7/19/30. Call 2416028 morningbefore 9Write your paper or book next year atop adune, surrounded by trees, overlooking LakeMichigan. 3 4 br house, Sept June $295 per mo+ util. 75 min by car to Chgo or take So Shoretrain. Grad student or faculty preferred 62459783 bdrm 2 bath 7 rm Townhse 54th & KenwoodOff St Pkg Dishwasher Washer & Dryer$850/mo 4- sec 667 4875 Iv. messageAll yr. vacation home 90 minutes from campus. Large wooded lot, 126 ft. front on SingerLake 2 story brick and cedar contemp oak fir,cathedral 1.4, stone f.p., all wood interior$66,175 Owner financed Call Milt Priger 616429 4663 Am. Homes Century 21, 1816 W JohnBeers Rd., Stevensville, Mich 49137SUMMER SUBLET 1 BR apt Beautifullakefront view Pool on premises Excllnt kit appices Wl wl cpt. Free campus bus Call Alan324 3513.Sublet avail 6/1 with Fall option 1 BR, largeLR, large kitch. BR&LR freshly renovated 100yrds shopping, UC bus, 55th St bus. 10 min 1C 20 min campus. Cut de-sac; quiet & secure$305/mo. Ph pm 363 6025.Attractive 2 bdrm basement apt 5 rooms on thelake Nr UC transp. 731 0880/375 1661.Room avail Jun 1 in 4 bedrm apt w/sunporch,fireplace. Nice location nr 55th & shops. Gradstudents and Nonsmokers preferred$156.25/mo til Oct. Call 363-6282.Summer sublet w/fall option large 4 rm 53 &Kenwood $290 great for 1 or 2 persons callMarla 443 3102 days 363 6091 eves.Share 4 bedroom townhouse with single fatherand 5-yr-old daughter. 57th and Drexel. Comfortable house has sm backyard, basement,garage. Quiet, cooperative, progressive homeCall Mike, 684 3790, early morn, 6 8am. 8/3. Leave phone number for Judy on 924 5057machine.SPACE WANTEDFemale Grad Stud wants room with familyNear Campus. Call 753 0283 before 8 am orafter 10 pmUC grad student seeks summer house sittingposition. Available 6/15-10/11. Referencesavailable Call David at 324 4691 morns, best.Responsible grad/prof couple, with housesitting references, wish to care for your home inyour absence for summer mos. Call 871 3653 aft5 or weekends. Personal/professional refsavailGarage for van in Hyde Pk prefer vicinity 57 &Blackstone also fr 78 15 tires 947 0778 Classified Ads1982 83. Information and application formsavailable at Harper 209FOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Model Camera 1342 E . 55th St. 493 6700Women's 3-speed bike Good Cond $60 493 1066TRS80 COMPUTER 4K Level 1, like new,manual and tape storage included $240 or bestoffer call 241-7160.4’2 x 9 Professional Pool Table BrunswickGold Cup New 1" 3pc Slate $600 667 4987High back desk chair $80; Olympus 35spautomatic camera $70, 10G fish tank $7, 3636197.Summer sublet 2 br 2 bath just remodeled apt54th Place & Ellis call Lisa at 962 8574, 947 8726,947 8256.Summer sublet 2 bdrm 54th & Dorchester avail6/15 400/mo negotiable 241 5840 eveROOMMATE wanted in RELAXED butSTUDIOUS place w/2 males. Sunny kitchen,nice living room, near Co op June 15 $169 +util. 667 2273.Nr. UC large 4 rm apt tile bath shower britesunny front and rear porch avail now 288 0718STUDIO APT University park nr UC lovelyview pool 24 hr security avail June 393 1034.Furnished Room, safe area, on campus, $210 +util immediate occupancy 752 7152, 281 3254.1 bdrm avail in cozy, fully furn 2 bdrm apt June6 Aug 7; $160/mo; female only 54th & Harper;call Joan, 241 5688.Studio apt avail June 1, near U of C. $220 util incl. Grad student neat & responsible pref.serious inquiry need call 238 7941Sublet May 14 Aug 23 3 rooms furnished 1 or 2people 55 & Lake 200/month 288 3216.Summer Sub June 1-Aug 31 Lrg 1 bdrm 55th &Lake Shore Dr Pool Sec Rent neg call 667 1084Sublet opt to rent 6/15 Lg 5 rm apt bale 2nd firpets OK reas rent 53 & Kenwood 324 5260Elegant studio for summer sublet Univ Parkfully furnished, health club, pool. City viewavail June 12 $365 per month 947 0707.Attr. 2-bdrm 6 rm apt nr campus & coop avail6/15. $400/mo incl ht. Call 667 4599 soon.SUBLET: 54 & Kimbark 4 bdrms $145 ea Call324 1397 before 10 am, after 10 pm.2 Fern rmmts for 4 br coed apt 55 & Everett$165 & $125/mo. Laundry in bsmt summersublet w/fall option; Lg vr start June 1 4935287.SPACIOUS 1 BDRM summer sub w/opt torenew or June lease $300 Furn, A/C cheapParking, campus bus rts, 5325 S. Hyde Pk Blvd643 5823SUBLET 2 bdrms in 3 bdrm apt avail now thru9/82 grad students pref call 643 3507.Woman Grad Student to assist alert eld lady inreturn for room w/priv bath. Near sch. sum &school yr Call 548 1936 evenings.Lake view bedroom w/AC in sunny 3 bdrm aptSecurity, parking, laundry, campus bus routesSI30/mo + elec. Call Jane 538 6159, NonsmokersAbsolutely gorgeous condo quiet secure bldgDorchester & 50th 7 rm 3 bdr 3 bath new kitchen hrdw fir $700 w/heat option to buy 534 2379eveSUMMER SUBLET June Sept 51st/s Hyde PkBlvd Overlooks Lake, near IC/Bus $180 Peter324 25583 Ig bdrms, 1 sm bdrm available for summersublet 54th & Ellis All rooms sunny, + livingrm, kit On minibus rte Call Sherrie, 947 8437between 5 7 pm.FOR RENT June, 1982 August 1983 55th & theLake lake view, 10th fir, spacious (1600 sq ft.)sunny living rm, full dining rm, 2 bdrms, 2baths FULLY FURNISHED, newly refinishedhdwd firs new appliances, new rugs, laundryrm in basemt $750 per month includes heat,gas, pkng 445 6000 ext 5832, days; 493 1750 evesand weekends.CONDO TOSUBLETIdea location, 56th & Kimbark, near campusand trans sunny 1 bedroom, full furnished 6/1 PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processingResearch conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communication. Department of Behavioral SciencesPhone 962 8859. TAKAMINE GUITAR steel string folk guitarin excellent condition, hard case included $250call 324 0840, 226 0806 and leave messageMans TEN-SPEED BIKE $75, 12 x 20 OR IE NTAL RUG $65, Large bookcase $25, Fan Backwicker chair $40 Call 324 0840, 266 0806 andleave messageOVERSEAS JOBS-Summer/year roundEurope, S. Amer., Australia, Asia. All Fields.$500 51200 monthly. Sightseeing Free infoWrite IJC Box 52 IL5 Corona Del Mar, CA92625.Get a summer job! College students, be a stepahead of the others. Call for our current Illinois1982 guide. Mrs. Marx, 262-6900 ext 386Hyde Park Real Estate office has permanentposition for receptionist-typist. Call MrsHaines or Mr. Kennedy 667-6666EARN BIG TIME MONEYFINANCIAL PLANNINGMULTIMILLION DOLLAR COMPANY984-1295.MANUSCRIPT TYPISTS. FRENCH, SOMEENGLISH. Part-time (12 15 hours week)school year. Full time in summer Will betrained on IBM Composers for camera readycopy in publications unit. Must type app55wpm $5 00/hour. Contact George Rumsey,Community and Family Study Center, 7532518.ROOM & BOARD in exchange for babysitting(girls 5 & 9) & kitchen chores. Warm, responsible person. 2 rms & pvt bath, 51st & DorChester. Avail 6/1. Call 268 1356FULL TIME CHILDCARE wanted for infant inH. Pk home. 8am 6pm, M-F, 6/1 7/30 Must bereliable, enjoy children, pmt neg 752 4904 eves.A video game that pays you! Participate in astudy on learning & skill. No video experiencenec. Should be native English speaker Someneeded this term, some summer. One session,option for longer term Call 962 7273 Leavemessage for Mr. Klayman at Grad Sch of Bus.Earn an extra $300 per month by helping aretired lady professor (PhD from U of C);duties include grocery shopping, some cookingand light housekeeping in a luxury apt in EastHyde Park. References exchanged Please call955 6728.Need a summer job? Be an umpire for UCsummer softball. Applications available in IdaNoyes 203 and Henry Crown 105.WRITING TUTOR POSITIONPhD candidates in all fields are invited to apply for positions in College writing program forTHE APPLEVILLECONDOMINIUM RENTALS24th PLACE AT CANALTHE GREAT REBATE4TH MONTH FREEDURING THIS SPECIALLIMITEDOFFER—Spaciously designed 2 & 3 bedroomapartments—Only minutes from downtown— Individual laundry rooms—Carpeting thru-out—Walk-in closets—Private balconies—Indoor parking available.Model Apt. Open 9-5 DailyDRAPER & KRAMER, INC.842-2157Equal Housing Opportunity Men's racing bike. French Arctic. Excellentcondition. Valued at $600 Asking $350 Pricenegotiable Call 753 8342 (x 818) Leavemessage1927 Datsun 80000 miles Great for aroundtown $250 Call 752 2476Moving Sale Lg Hyde pk apt Everything pricedto sell 5115 S. E llis May 8 May 15 9 4Hotpoint PORTABLE front loadingDISHWASHER. Gold with wood cutting boardtop 5 yrs old. Very good condition $150. Call684 5230.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES—and now has a memoryPhone 955-4417.Psychotherapist, Women's Groups, Individual,and Couple Therapy. Sliding Scale. MaryHallowitz, MSW, ACSW 947-0154James Bone, editor-typist. 363-0522Typing term papers reas. rates call 684 6882HPRICED RIGHT to sell in the $60 s Two bed¬rooms, formal living room and dining room, eat-in kitchen, nice back porch and back yard Closein to U. of C Let s take a look56th AND BLACKSTONE Super U. of C. loca¬tion. 3 bedrooms. 2 baths, leaded glass Lower$80's. Exceptional owner financing.GOLDEN CIRCLE - NEW LISTING 2 bedrooms+ 2 studies make this a cozy campus home,modern kitchen, lovely yard, hardwood floorsand lots more Financing too! Mid $70 s.AN AFFORDABLE HOUSE in historic HydePark' Three bedroom grevstone now available$80,000. Call today -md ask about 11% owner fi¬nancing No Balloon!ONLY IN THE 30's. . Super buy for someoneneeding good size two bedroom unit Park, lake,shopping and transportation at your doorGarage too!EXCELLENT LOCATION - well maintainedcondo with lots of electrical outlets. Features 2bedrooms plus two study areas; excellent build¬ing reserve, nice back yard plus special low in¬terest financing Mid $60 s.SPECTACULAR LIGHT! Six room condo, com¬pletely redone - new walls, new windows, newbaths, new kitchen, new electric, new It's at56th and Harper and its only $69,500' This onewon t last' Call today!We have an excellent selection ofprime listings. Call today to be puton our mailing list.HILD REALTY GROUP1365 E. 53rd St.955-1200The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 7, 1982—29Classified AdsWEDDINGS photographed. Call Leslie, 5361626.RAAB DECORATING SERVICE. Interior &Exterior. Very neat. Best reference. Veryreasonable. 20 years in neighborhood CallRaab, 221 5661.MATH TUTOR-Calculus, Trig. Algebra andGeometry. Call Joe, nite 271-2934 day 458 2000x3538.INFANT CARE : Experienced mother and wifeof PhD student interested in taking care of in¬fants 924-0125 after 6.Professional typing and editing. 324-8719.TYPING. Term papers, theses, etc. IBM cor¬recting Selectric. All projects welcome 791 -1674.Need A Typist? Excellent work. Reasonablerates. Tel : 536-7167.sSAVE MONEYS Receive nationally releasedLPs. Write: P&E Research, PO Box 611,Naperville IL.Responsible loving care for your child; sm.group, sunny atmosphere, indoor and outdooractivities 684-2363.Extra Money-Person with truck willing todrive furniture from Chgo to Bflo NY in lateJune. Call 664-5559 bet. 6-10 pm.FAST TYPING turn-around time anymaterial, accurately. Pickup & Del. 924-4449 to1 am.SCENESTHREE PHOTOGRAPHERS The May showat Hyde Park Artisans. Michael Donner, MaryHallowitz, 8. Bob Travis. Reception Sat. May8th from 12-4 pm. The artists will discuss theirwork at 1 pm. Refreshments served 57th &Woodlawn in the Unitarian Church. Hours.Thurs-Fri. 12-3, Sat. 12-4 & Sun 10-1 pm Pleasedrop by.Applications for summer softball are nowavailable in Ida Noyes 203 are Henry Crown105 PERSONALSWRITERS'WORKSHOP (Plaza 2-8377).IMPORTANT DELTA SIGMA Meeting withSpecial Guests Mon May 10. Begins at 9 pmwith reception.Oh Christ, not again. Afraid so DOGBERRYV., May 22 at 4:00 pm-The usual place.Mike Conte-You smell great!Love, The M.C. Fan Club.Committee for Arms Control and Disarma¬ment General meeting. Monday May 10, 8:30pm, Ida Noyes Library.Dave S. Happy Birthday! Let's have manymore bunny days. I love you! The opportunistAffectionate playful kitten urgently needs ahome of its own Shots Housetrained Calldaytime Ralph 962-7786 or Sally 962-8738, evenings 241-5583.8181 FESTIVAL OF SIGHT AND SOUND. Ifyou don't show you'll never know. I'House Satand Sun May 8 and 9.White rabbit: Just to say hello to my one andonly bunny love you! Crazy JLOST & FOUNDFOUND: Male orange tiger kitten. Vicinity of57th & Maryland. Call 241-6596.WANTEDTop dollar for 1 commencement ticket call /52-4687 nights.Hoard Descending Need Several Tickets For6/12 Commencement-WILL PAY 363 8539Evenings.GAY AND LESBIANCOFFEEHOUSEGALA sponsors a weekly coffeehouse on Tues¬day nights at 9:00 pm now in Cobb Coffeeshop,basement of Cobb Hall. Refreshments andcamaraderie are served free of charge. All areHYDE PARK SBEST LIVINGFOR RENT!Lucky “Newporters” enjoy the best of everything! They live a veryshort ride from the U. of C. by car, bike or Campus Bus, yet arealso just 12 minutes from the Loop by express transportation!Besides convenient location, Hyde Park’s premier lakefront com¬plex boasts extraordinary views, in-building garage, commissary,swimming pool, running track, doorman & security. The modern,care-free apartments are condominiums, but several investor unitsare for rent, and they are move-in ready! You can live in aNewport one bedroom for $550/mo, or a two bedroom, 2 bathresidence for $750/mo! Why settle for less?Agent on duty at first-floor rental office Monday-Friday, 10 to 4;Sunday, Noon to 3.THE NEWPORT4800 S. Lake Shore DriveUrban Search337-2400Hyde Park’s Largest Residential Broker.30—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 7, 1982 welcome. Following the coffeehouse the GALAdiscussion group meets to discuss issues, pro¬blems and concerns of the gay and lesbiancommunity in a warm, supportive setting.Everyone is invited.SUMMER SUBLETLg 1 bdrm turn apt 53rd & Hyde Pk aval June15 thru Aug 31 S400/mo garage sp also aval Call324 5922 nitesCHILDREN NEEDEDChildren needed for University of Chicagoreading study. Earn money. It's fun and educational. Does this describe you? 5 or 6th gradeleft-handed boy or girl? 7 or 8th grade right-handed boy or girl? Please call 753 4735 fordetails.PETE'S MOVINGStudent with Pickup Truck can move your stuffFAST and CHE AP. No job too small! Call Peteat 955-5180NEEDTHEATREEXPERIENCE?Volunteers needed to help with the UniversitySymphony Orchestra's spring production ofStravinsky's MAVRA, presented in conjunc¬tion with the Lyric Opera Center for AmericanArtists. Assistance needed with set construetion, costumes, publicity, stage logistics, etc.Interested persons should contact KahaneCorn at the FOTA Office, 753-3591, or BarbaraSchubert, conductor, at the Music Department: 962-8484MOVERS OFSTUDENTSNICER students with BIGGE R truck can moveanything, anywhere, anytime RAIN ORSHINE call John or Joe or Jim 752 7081 24hr/-dayORIENTATIONAIDES 1982-83Applications for the position of General Orientation Aide in the College for the 1982 83CalendarFRIDAYCrossroads: English classes for foreign women,10:00 am, 5621 Blackstone.The New Tongue Jazz Society: One hour of jazz, 12noon-l:00 pm, 5735 University.Calvert House: Mass, 12 noon and 5 pm; brownbag lunch, 12:30 pm, 5735 University.Delta Sigma Society: Sherry Hour in ReynoldsClub, 3:00 pm; guest is Carol Mousseau-Holmes.Dept of Philosophy: “Realism and the Theory ofMeaning” speaker Carol Rovane, 4:00 pm, Harper103.Dept of Biochemistry: “Molecular Mechanisms inSite-Specific Recombination: The Lambda Sys¬tem” speaker Arthur Landy, 4:00 pm, Cummingsroom 101.Inaugural Helen Harris Perlman Lecture: ‘ Tellingit to Sweeney: Thoughts on the Limitations ofJournalism" speaker John Chancellor, 4:30 pm,Law Quad, Glen A. Lloyd Aud. Reception to fol¬low.Hillel: Reform-Progressive Pot Luck Shabbat sup¬per, 6:00 pm, 5715 Woodlawn.Hillel: Adat Shalom Co-op Shabbat Dinner, 7:00pm, 5715 Woodlawn.Doc Films: ‘‘Dr. No” 7:15 and 9:30 pm; “FasterPussycat, Kill, Kill” midnight, Cobb.SATURDAYHillel: Yavneh (Orthodox) Sabbath Services, 9:15am; Women’s Telilah Sabbath Services, 9:15 am,Yavneh (Orthodox) Sabbath Services, 9:30 am, 5715WoodlawnDoc Films: “An Afternoon of Disney AnimationRarities” 2:30 pm, Cobb.Calvert House: Sacrament of Reconciliation,4:30-5:00 pm, Cobb.Crossroads: Buffet dinner, 6:00 pm, no reserva¬tions necessary, 5621 Blackstone.Doc Films: “New York, New York" 6:45 and 9:45pm, Cobb.International House: "Festival of Sigh andSound” 8:30 pm, admission $2, free refreshments,1414 E. 59th St.Rockefeller Chapel Choir: Music for Royal Occa¬sions by Purcell, Handel, Haydn, Vivaldi, Math¬ias. 8:30 pm. Rockefeller. Tickets are avail.Law School Films: “Adam’s Rib” 7:15 and 9:30 pm.Law School Aud.SUNDAYLutheran Campus Ministry: Sermon and Eu¬charist, 8:30 and 10:45 am; Sunday School andAdult Education, 9:30 am, 5500 Woodlawn. academic year are available in Harper 269former O Aides musf re-apply. Applicationsdue no later than May 14. Questions? Call 9628620.COUPLES...Couples needed for a study on campus values.$10 per couple for 1 hr/l'/j hrs Call 3-4393 10-3.POLKA DOTS...Tickets still available for the spring dance May7. Get them at the Reynolds Club Box Office.....AND MOONBEAMSSee Panama Francis and his Savoy Sultans recreate the sound of Harlem Swing. At the spring dance May 7 Tickets at Reynolds Club.ACHTUNG!LEARN GERMAN!TAKE APRIL WILSON'S GERMAN COURSETO HIGHPASS THE SUMMER LANGUAGEEXAM AND/OR LEARN GERMAN FORFUN. Reading selections include Kafka,Freud, Mann 8, thought provoking ProverbsClasses will meet June 21-July 22, M F, thereare 3 sections: 10-12, 1-3 & 6 8 pm For more information & to register, call: 667 3038LITERARYMAGAZINEPrimavera, a literary magazine devoted to theexperiences & perspectives of women, seekspoetry, short stories 8. graphics We also needvolunteers to work on the staff. Mailmanuscripts to Primavera at 1212 E 59th St.For info call 752 5655.CURIOUS?Need to know the library's hours, the numberof the Doctor on-call, how to get to the NorthSide, or what's happening on campus tonight?For information on transportation, entertainment, university facilites, contraception,pregnancy testing, or just about anything elseyou need to know—call the UC Hotline; 7531777, 7 pm to 7 am.Hillel: Lox and Bagel Brunch, 11:00 am, 5715Woodlawn.Calvert House: Fortieth Anniversary mass, 1:00pm. Rockefeller Chapel. Fortieth Anniversary Re¬ception 2:30 pm, Ida Noyes. Tickets available atdoor.Works of the Mind Series: “Sophocles's Oedipus”2:00 pm, 618 S. Michigan Ave.Oriental Institute: Film — “Iraq; Stairway to theGods” 2:00 pm, Museum auditorium.Doc Films: “Ceddo” 2:30 pm, Cobb.MARRS: Fighting practice, 3:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Music Dept: Recital of Baroque music, 4:00 pm,Goodspeed Hall, free.Episcopal Church Council: Holy Eucharist 5:30pm, Sunday Supper 6:00 pm, Bishop BrentHouse.Burgundian Consort: and Musique de Joye, a con¬cert of medieval and renaissance music, 7:30 pm,Bond Chapel. Admission $3 students, $5 general.Folkdancers: advanced level, 8:00 pm, IdaNoyes.Doc Films: “The Boat is Full" 8:00 pm, co-spon¬sored by Hillel, in Cobb.MONDAYCrossroads: English classes for foreign women,10:00 am, 5621 Blackstone.Calvert House: Mass, 12 noon and 5 pm; brownbag lunch, 12:30 pm, 5735 University.Dept of Genetics: "Estimating Levels of GeneFlow from the Distributions of Rare Alleles”speaker Monte Slatkin, Cummings room 101, 2:30pm.Dept of Chemistry: "On the Biosynthesis of Vita¬min B12” speaker Prof. Duilio Arigoni, 4:00 pm,Kent 103.U of C Judo Club: Meets 6:00 p.m., Bartlett gym.Christian Science Organization: Meets 7:00 pm,Gates-Blake room 428.SCUBA Diving Class: meets 7:00 pm, Gates-Blakeroom 428.Hunger Concern Group: meeting at 7:30 pm, IdaNoyes Library.Women’s Rap Group: meets 7:30 pm, Women’sCenter 3rd floor Blue Gargoyle.Doc Films: "Verboten!” 8:00 pm, Cobb 4th floor.Folkdancers: Beginning and intermediate level,8:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Orchestra of Illinois: Dvorak, Concerto in b minor,op. 104 Shostakovitch, Symphony no. 5. op. 47,8:00 pm, Mandel Hall. Tickets available at Reyn¬olds Club box office.Delta Sigma Meeting: 9:30 pm, Ida Noyes Li¬brary.Doc: Vito Russo, film critic will give a slide-lectureand be the guest of a G.A.L.A. reception, 7:30 p.m.in Cobb Quantrell Aud *2 admission.CONDO FOR SALELovely sunny 5 rm condo, 2 BR. Totallyrenovated. Oak fl. & buffet, frpl., bale., PLUS!Fin. 10.5%. Call Karen d. 947-5456, e. 947 0859UC HOTLINENeed help? For information, referrals, help ina crisis, or just somebody to talk to—call UCHotline; 753-1777, 7 pm to 7 am every night.WOMEN'S RAPGROUPWomen's Rap Group meets every Monday at7:30 pm at the blue Gargoyle, 5655 S. Unviersity Ave. Sponsors are Women's Union & University Feminist Organization. For info call 7525655.VITO RUSSO IS COMINGFilm critic Russo, author of the recent TheCelluloid Closet: Homosexuality in the Movies,will give a two-hour presentation of film clipsas well as a lecture, Mon. May 10 at 7:30 inCobb. Sponsored by Doc and G A L A $2 admission includes reception.RUMMAGE SALEMay 15, 19828 A M. to 1 P.M.Baked goods, plants, toys,household goods, furnitureChurch of St. Paul and theRedeemerDorchester at 49th StreetDOC + G.A.L.A.-RUSSOCome see critic Vito Russo's film clips tracingthe history of gay men and women in cinema,with a lecture on "Gays and Lesbians in theNew Hollywood" at 7:30 p.m in Quantrell,Mon. May 10 . S2 admission.VERBOTEN!Will be moved upstairs from QuantrellAuditorium to the Bergman Gallery (4th floor,Cobb Hall) on Monday, May 10 at 8:00. VitoRusso will begin his special presentation inQuantrell at 7:30 the same eveningORIENTAL CARPETSThis recent shipment includes new, semiantique and antique tribal rugs and kilims MyMiddle East partner individually selected eachcarpet for its fine condition and uniqueness.Low overhead assures lowest possible prices.We recommend that you visit soon as we willbe shipping ALL carpets to our summer storenear Boston. LAST OPEN HOUSE OF YEARON MAY 15 16. Call 288-0524 for more info orprivate appt.MODEL CAMERAPRICE REDUCTIONSMinolta SG 1 was 189.95, now 169.95 MinoltaXG-M was 229.95, now 199.95 Canon AE 1 was239.95, now 189.95 Canon A 1 was 399 95, now369.95 Olympus OM 2 was 389.95, now 279 95Olympus OM 10 was 218.00, now 189 95 All ofthe above come with normal lenses and fullfactory guarantee. All purchases include a free roll of color film and processing! You won'tfind a better deal in Chicago! Model camera,1342 E. 55th St. 493 6700.AFRICACEDDO a film by Senegal director OusmaneSembene will be shown Sun May 9 2:30 CobbHall. Prof. Ralph Austin, chairman for theCommittee on African Studies will preface thefilm with some observations and answer questions after the film.PICTURESAT ANEXHIBITIONAn original Poem by Richard Zielinski set tothe classic music of Mussorgshy/Ravel. Partof the 8181 FESTIVAL OF SIGHT AND SOUNDSat and Sun May 8and9at (HOUSEDOGPlease take this terrier mix. She's friendly andplayful obedient found 5/2 near 57fh & DrexelCarol 947 9720.HAWAII VACATIONBARGAINSWaikiki condos $35/day; beachfront S140/wk.Air trans., cars. too. 266-7147 or 358-1078FREE PHOTOWORKSHOPHOW TO USE YOUR CAMERA Sun May 16 23pm DEVELOP NEGATIVES: Tues May 1879pm PRINT PHOTOGRAPHS: Mon May 24 7 9pm RESERVATIONS req for each class SAO753-3591 or stop in office all meet in Ida Noyes218.HOUSING FOR NEXTYEARDelta Upsilon (5714 S. Woodlawn) is acceptingapplications for next year. Its INEXPENSIVE, CO-E D, CLOSE to campus, there's a ful¬ly equipped KITCHEN, and most rooms areSINGLES. Stop by.MEALS-ON-WHEELSGive a little of your time to help theNeighborhood Club distribute cooked meals tohousebound elderly people! Call the StudentVolunteer Bureau at 955 4108EXTRATICKETS?I need one or two graduation tickets. Will paygenerously. Leave message with Mary at 3690731.6/12 GRADSHave an extra graduation ticket? I'll pay topdollar for it. Leave message during day withMary at 369-0731.STUDENTORGANIZATIONSThe Student Government Finance Committeehas exhausted the funds available to it. Budgetrequests from student organizations can onlonger be acceptedHELPStudent Services meeting Monday May 10 ExVALUABLE COUPONFieebee OfferThree KODAK ColorEnlargementsfor the price of twoBring in this coupon with your favoriteKODACOLOR Film negatives, coior slides,color prints or instant color printsReceive 3 color enlargements for theprice of 2 processed by KodakFreebee offer expires June 16, 1982 Classified AdsLibris, 7:00 pm. Help with 7-11, winterweekend, student discount cards, etc.CALLING ARTISTSSTUDENT ARTWORK WANTED FOR ARTSHOW 5/20 5/25 any 2 D art ok. Call SAO 7533591 to reserve your space Space is limitedCell early.GAY? BAR?The usual Tuesday night GALA Discussion Circle will convene this Tuesday at threehighclass drinking establishments on theNorth Side. This tour is sponsored by GALA,and all the emporiums we visit cater to ourselect clientele. We will leave promptly at 9 00pm from the streetside steps of fhe Administration Building. Drivers are needed Allare welcome.STEPTUTORINGHelp a kid feel bright and intelligent. Volunteerto tutor elementary or high school students fortwo hours a week. Contact Peter at 643-1733(evenings) for more information.MULTIMEDIAPRESENTATION8181 FESTIVAL OF SIGHT AND SOUND Aunique journey through time and spacecreated by slides, music, and poetry. Sat andSun May 8 and 9, 8:30 pm 1-House 1414 E 59thAdmission: $2.00 Free refreshments. A MiddleEarth ProdFOOD COOP!Organizational Meeting on Tues 5/11 INH 7 pmcome with questions, suggestions, etc Comealso if you don't want to join immediatelyLITERARY REVIEWTHE DEADLINE FOR LITERARY REVIEWsubmissions is Friday of seventh week Wemust have everything by then. Please leaveyour poems, stories, etc in the Maroon officeInclude Name and address. 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