Inside centerspreadUC s new hero: The Mighty Thor— page 11 LCB’s sordid pastpage 10The Chicago MaroonVolume 91, No. 51__ The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1982 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, April 27, 1982Cassanos winsdespite SG rulingPHOTO BY WILLI AAA MUDGEABC technicians prepare the stage at Mandel Hall for tomorrow's edition of Viewpoint, which will bebroadcast live from campus.Viewpoint here tomorrow liveBy Anna FeldmanLiz Cassanos won the StudentGovernment finance committeechair race late last night, despitethe election and rules (E & R) com¬mittee’s decision to disqualify anundisclosed number of her votes.The committee found Cassanosguilty of electioneering within 50feet of a polling place, after theyconfirmed charges that she satdrinking coffee and talking to apollwatcher at the polling placeTuesday in Cobb Hall. All votescast there for Cassanos between2:15 and 3:30 p.m. were disquali¬fied.Kathy Kelly, a second year stu¬dent in the College, was pollwatch¬ing at Cobb Hall when Cassanos ar¬rived. According to Kelly, thecandidate walked passed the poll¬ing place, a table just inside the en¬trance to Cobb, and went down¬stairs to the coffeeshop.When Cassanos came back up¬stairs, said Kelly, she sat down atthe table with Kelly, who remindedher to put all her things away andnot talk to voters. Kelly said thatwhile there, Cassanos did nothingbut read the Chicago Lampoon,drink a cup of coffee, and talk toKelly. “If I felt she had stepped outof bounds or was influencingvoters, I would have kicked herout,” said Kelly. She added thatCassanos did nothing to break therule on electioneering as she un¬derstood it.Kelly estimated that Cassanoswas at the polling place for about10 to 15 minutes, just long enoughto drink some of the coffee andleave while it was still hot. LarryGiammo, however, who was sell¬ing t-shirts at a table facing thepolling place, said that Cassanoswas there for a longer time. “Shewas just sitting there for about halfan hour, 40 minutes or so,” he said.“She was basically just sitting,chatting, not watching the poll.” The E & R committee by-lawsallow for a candidate’s representa¬tive to be present at any printing,distribution, or handling of ballots,but they do not specify whethercandidates themselves may bepresent. The committee issued astatement Sunday regarding its de¬cision. It reads: “(Cassanos’) pre¬sence at the polling place consti¬tutes violation of campaignpractice of the Election and RulesBy-laws.. .The purpose of the elec¬tioneering rule is to avoid coercion,and given the nature of campaignpractice in this and past elections,a candidate’s presence at the pollslonger than it takes to cast one’sown vote or ask a question of thepollwatcher can be influential orintimidating, and is therefore elec¬tioneering.”Continued on page threeABC NewsBy Darrell WuDunnABC News “Viewpoint,” a forumfor criticism and analysis of televi¬sion news, will broadcast live fromMandel Hall here Wednesday at10:30 p.m. ABC News Correspond¬ent Ted Koppel will anchor the oneand a half hour program, whichwill focus on how television newscovers foreign affairs, particularlythe conflicts in the Middle East andCentral America.Pre-selected members of the au¬dience will question a panel of ABCtelevision network journalists,linked to Chicago via satellite. Thequestioners will include expertsfrom the UC faculty and studentbody as well as from the city com¬munity at large.Among the panel of journalistswill be Peter Jennings, ABC Newschief foreign correspondent, whoanchors from abroad for ABC’s“World News Tonight”; Sander Vanocur, ABC News chief diplo¬matic correspondent; RichardThrelkeid, ABC News national cor¬respondent, who was in El Salva¬dor and Nicaragua recently cover¬ing the conflicts there; andHodding Carter, chief correspond¬ent for PBS Television’s “InsideStory” and former chief spokes¬man for the State Department dur¬ing the Carter Administration.Introduced in 1981, “Viewpoint”airs quarterly, substituting for“ABC News Nightline” at 10:30p.m. The program has been broad¬cast from college campuses sever¬al times.Officials at the UC News and In¬formation Office, headed by JamesYeunger. played the principal rolein getting the broadcasting of theprogram to the University of Chi¬cago campus. Robert Heitsch,manager for broadcasting at theoffice, called the producer of “ABC News Nightline” to find out if andwhen the network intended to filmin Chicago.Since the network was interestedin a “Viewpoint” edition which fo¬cuses on how the news coversforeign affairs and policy, Heitschsuggested to the producer the Uni¬versity of Chicago campus becauseof “the expertise we have.” Hementioned experts such as MarvinZonis, an authority on Middle Eastaffairs.“They (ABC News officials)came and looked at Mandel Hall,”Heitsch said, “ and then agreed todo it.”An ABC News crew has beenw-orking on campus here since yes¬terday morning in preparation fortomorrow’s broadcast. There willbe a general audience of from 400to 550 persons, depending on how-much space the camera and equip¬ment crews require, Heitsch said. A limited number of tickets tothe program will be available toUC students at noon today at theStudent Activities Office. The tick¬ets will be distributed on a first-come, first-serve basis.Besides the panel of journalists,correspondent Tom Jarriel will bepresent to discuss a controversialreport he filed on Feb. 4, 1982 forthe ABC News television program,“20/20,” which focused on what lifeis like for Arabs living under mili¬tary occupation on the WestBank.ABC News Paris bureau chiefPierre Salinger will open the pro¬gram with a report focusing oncharges against television news,that its coverage of foreign affairsis biased, oversimplified, distort¬ed, and sensationalized. Results ofa poll on how Americans feel aboutUS television news coverage offoreign affairs will also be dis¬cussed.MAB: nored power dealsBy George WoodburyPositions on one of the most influentialand richest groups on campus are onceagain being filled. The seven students cho¬sen for these positions will be able to spend40 percent of the student activities fee,which equals some $60,000, and will domore than almost any other group to influ¬ence the diversity and opportunities for so¬cial activities on campus next year.But few people are even aware of howthe Major Activities Board (MAB) func¬tions, or more importantly how well itfunctions. Most people have some vaguegeneral opinion of how rich are the oppor¬tunities for a social life here, but few reallyknow what are the potentials and limita¬tions of the board.Until 1980, MAB was funded by a $4 feeon undergraduates only. The campus wide$5 fee started in Winter quarter of 1981, doubled MAB’s $30,000 budget. But whilethere were large outcries from severalparts of the campus to the new fee, littleattention was paid to the increase in theMAB budget.With the larger budget, MAB has beenmore ambitious in its programming, goingafter some higher-priced big names theywere not able to attract before. But theyhave not noticeably increased the numberof shows.In 1978-79, MAB booked Chuck Berry,Stanley Turrentine and Leo Kottke. In1979-80 students could hear SouthsideJohnny and the Asbury Jukes, Tom Waits,Larry Goryell, Louden Wainwright III,and the Ramones. The 1980-1981 series wasArlo Guthrie. I^eo Kottke and David Brom¬berg, a dance with U2, a jazz trio of A1 Di-meda, Paco Delucia, and John McLaugh¬lin, and a Memorial Day show with BoDiddley and four other bands. with limits &Successes with these programs havehelped to improve MAB's image. JaneMarcus, who handles publicity for theboard this year, emphasized that “morepeople have been attending, so we can planon bigger and better concerts. We sold outwith King Crimson, Jimmy Cliff, andB-52’s, and almost with Joan Armatrad-ing.”On the other hand, MAB is having to dealwith several pressing problems. The mostobvious is the small size of the University.The biggest facilities on campus are IdaNoyes, which can hold 600, and MandelHall, which holds 985. At the same time,the cost of top-notch entertainers and per¬formers has been skyrocketing in the lastseveral years. For instance, Joan Arma-trading alone was $3000, and the cost ofbringing in the equipment by truck w as an¬other $3500 Before the $9 a ticket B-52’sconcert, tickets had never been over $5. and potentialMarcus said, “It's going to be a problem !keeping ticket prices as low as they’vebeen next year.” MAB has never madeprofit on a concert, and only approachedbreaking even a couple of times.One of the hidden problems faced byMAB is being located in a major city like IChicago. While there are advantages to jUC’s location, it is not ideal for attractingcertain types of groups.“We are hurt with the big bands on the {short tours.” said Bart Lazar, the pro¬gramming coordinator for MAB for thelast four years.” A lot of them will comethrough Chicago and play here only onenight, and they’ll choose the Park West orsome other club downtown where they’llguarantee a bigger audience. They’ll thengo and play at University of Wisconsin atMadison.”Continued on page sevenCHARTWELL HOUSESPECIALSbring you the finest in diningat veryaffordable prices.Featuring Coastal Valley winesBusinessperson’s LuncheonMonday thru Friday, 11:30 am to 2 pmChoose from the Chefs daily«/selection of specialty sandwiches 9menu includes:Soup du jour, sandwich,homemade potato chips, plusone complimentary cocktailall for only$095 Pimtax and tipTuesday Night from 5:30 to 10 p.m.STEAK & LOBSTER6 oz. butt steak and lobster tailwith potato and saladonly ’15.95 Friday Night from 5:30 to 10 p.mBARBECUED RIBSand salad with dressingonlv *7.95Saturday Night from 5 to 10 p.m.ALASKAN KING CRABSalad and vegetable of the day*12.95The Chartwell HouseXin theHYDE PARK HILTON4900 South Lake Shore Drive 288-58002—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 27, 1982Cuts not as severe as fearedCuts in state aid will have serious effectson students who are Illinois residents, ac¬cording to Sheila Pruden of the Illinois StateSchoarship Commission (ISSC). As many as30,000 fewer students will receive state aidfor next year.While cuts in aid have been made for thepast few years, the number of Illinois stu¬dents applying for aid has increased. Lastyear, about 118,000 students received aidfrom the ISSC. The cutbacks are significantto the University of Chicago since almostone third of the undergraduated are fromthe state of Illinois.The effects of the state aid cuts are beingclosely watched by the Federation of Inde¬pendent Illinois Colleges and Universities(FIICU), of which UC is a member. Accord¬ing to Sufia Khan, UC’s representative tothe Student Advisory Committee of FIICU,many Illinois students will no longer be ableto choose which college to attend, but in¬stead will be forced to enroll at cheaper,public institutions.Before this year, the ISSC awarded moreaid to students enrolling in the more expen¬sive, private colleges. Now. however, theISSC is treating public and private schoolstudents equally, using the same need anal¬ysis formula.“The federal government used to provideaccess to higher education,” Khan said,“and the state provided a choice.” Whilestudents will still be able to attend college,they will not have as wide a choice.Changes have been made in the need anal¬ysis formula used to determine the amountof aid to be given. The ISSC will now use thesame Uniform Methodology formula that isused for the Supplementary EducationalOpportunity Grant (SEOG), the NationalDirect Student Loans (NDSL), and the Col¬lege Work/Study program. Previously, theISSC used a stricter, more complicated for¬mula.In addition, the expected parental contri¬bution has been increased 25 percent. The ISSC has not yet set the maximum allowableaward. FIICU has asked for $2250, a $300 in¬crease over this year.In other areas of student financial aid,state cuts will not be as severe as previouslyfeared. According to Khan, Guaranteed Stu¬dent Loans (GSL) “have not been cut entire¬ly due to the letter-writing campaign.” How¬ever, the total amount of money availablefor the program has been curtailed $140 mil¬lion and students will have* to demonstrateneed to qualify for a loan for next fall.ElectionContinued from page oneCassanos herself said she was at the poll¬ing place for only a few minutes, and thatshe did not stay there to drink her coffee.Cassanos does not blame the E & R com¬mittee for the controversy in the race for fi¬nance chair, although she does not agreewith their actions.“First of all, I don’t agree with the Elec¬tion and Rules definition of ‘electioneering.’Second, I think it’s absurd to apply (the newdefinition) in this case since they’re apply¬ing it retroactively,” said Cassanos. “Noone else who was campaigning this time in¬terpreted (electioneering' as being presentnear a polling place.”The final tally of votes for all the financechair candidates, which were not officiallycounted until last night, was: Cassanos, 356(not including the disqualified ballots);Rick Szesny, 210; Marty Lazor, 146; TimSmall, 133; and John Golden, 76.The E & R committee’s decision can beoverturned by a two-thirds vote of the Asse¬mbly, and will be discussed at the SG meet¬ing tonight at 7:30.OBS dinner cutA dinner to be given by the Organizationof Black Students (OBS) to honor graduat¬ing black students may be cancelled, ac¬cording to Jacques Morial, OBS president, because of a lack of funds.The dinner, scheduled for May 21, wouldbe the group’s second annual. The event wasfunded last year by outside donors, somecampus sources and faculty members, andin large part by a grant from the StudentGovernment finance committee (SGFC),Morial said. SG has no record of funding theevent in the past.About 200 people would attend the dinner,said Morial, and it is “unlikely that theycould pay $9” each to cover the cost of a ca¬tered meal, invitation printing, and publici¬ty*OBS requested $757 in grant funding and$1000 in loan from SGFC, who denied the re¬quest. “We never have paid out that muchfor a catered dinner,” said George Kamp-stra, SGFC chairman. “We don’t think it’sfair to other students.”Other more minor reasons Kampstracited for the committee’s decisiion includedthe fact that attendance at the dinner is byinvitation only, and so the dinner is a closedevent, which SG cannot fund. Also, $400 ofthe request was for drinks, and SG cannotfund activities where alcohol is beingserved.More live TVWTTW Channel ll’s “Chicago Feedback”program will broadcast live Thursday at 9p.m. from the UC Law School's Moot CourtRoom. The one hour trial format show, mo¬derated by host John Callaway, will featureNorval Morris, UC Julius Kreeger professorin the Law School, and will focus on prisonreform.Preselected members of the audience aswell as several from the audience at largewill question Morris and several othersfrom the legal profession in a trial format.William Kunkle, the prosecuter during theJohn Wayne Gacy trial, will serve as prose¬cutor. The defense attorney will be lsiahGant, who served as the defense lawyer dur¬ing the Pontiac trial. In addition, preselect- News in briefed jury members and correctional officerswill be on hand to answer questions.University students can attend the broad¬cast if they arrive at the Moot Court Roomby 8:15 p.m.Daley hereCook County State’s Attorney RichardDaley, Jr. will speak next Monday on gener¬al crime issues facing the Hyde Park com¬munity. Student Government is sponsoringthe speaking engagement, to be held May 3at 4 p.m. in the Reynolds Club Lounge.Daley is presently directing his effortstowards fighting juvenile crime in the Chi¬cago area. He hopes to see a bill concerningviolent juvenile criminals being tried asadults passed by the legislature.States Attorney Richard Daleymay I, 1982 • 9 pm - 1 am ♦ Ida Noyes Hall• No admission withoutUCID• $8: fully clothed• $4: in costume• Free: the unclothed • Free hors d'oeuvreswill be served• No alcohol will beserved• No camerasallowed Bands Featured:• Eddie Clearwater Blues Band• Amy Heart & the Attacks(with Harvey Mandel)• The Throbbers• The Visitors • The Drag4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 27, 1982Null and Void‘Roach for da ceiling!’By David BrooksLast week, the night before a physicsexam, a drunken annoyance called me atthree in the morning to tell me a story. Ihave a thing about hanging up on people so Ilet him blab on, occasionally laying the re¬ceiver on the desk and picking up my text¬book to study while he related his incrediblylong and boring account. Feeling somewhatmiffed by the grade I got on the exam thatmorning, I’ve decided to vent my frustra¬tions by submitting you to this story. It’sabout the time Jimmy’s was robbed and I’mtold that it does have some basis in fact.The guy who called me frequents theWoodlawn Wonderland often and noticedthat on this particular night, Jimmy’s wasas it usually is: romantic couples eyeingeach other along the wall in the main room,assorted winos at the bar, dozens of easternEuropeans sitting around a big table in themiddle room trying to be heard above eachother’s shouts, the English departmentlaughing snidely at the bar in the UniversityRoom, and couples with nothing to say toeach other staring mutely out the window upon the stage.As usual, you could hear bits of conversa¬tion as you walk through the place. From agraduate evolutionary biology student, forexample: “I think I’m getting pretty closeto proving that lobsters are cockroachesthat learned how to swim.”Or from an econ student, ‘‘Well, my advi¬sor is D. Gale Johnson, and D. Gale Johnsonsays. . .”Or from a member of the admissions staffexplaining the shortage of female studentsin the college: ‘‘Basically, it’s natural selec¬tion; it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, youknow.”Or from a pair of history grad students,the girl trying to plead with her boyfriend,‘‘Yes, I know Catherine the Great could do itfor hours, but I’m sorry, I just get tootired.”Or, finally, from the morose college stu¬dent: ‘‘I wonder why I never have any funanymore. Maybe happiness is like virginity— you get real stoned one night in highschool and lose it and you can never get itback.”The guy who called me that night, findingnobody he knew, came back to the bar in themain room and pulled up a stool. Three guysdressed in black holding revolvers walked inand sat down at the bar. My friend, alwayseager to annoy people, struck up a conversa¬tion with the guys in black, ‘‘Have you evernoticed that we have generic toilet paperand generic detergent and even genericbooks but no generic universities?‘‘I see it this way, most kids don’t want thefrills, like huge libraries, or labs, or fancyreputations. You put them in a cement blocklecture hall with 400 other students, put adull professor in front of them to give the ge¬neric ‘‘political, social and economic effects of the rising middle class” lecture, and as¬sign a generic “compare and contrast”term paper, so that the kids can pull genericall-nighters and then reward them with ge¬neric frat parties complete with genericstale beer, generic fraternity apes andmaybe some generice herpes and you’regoing to make a mint. And that’s not evencounting the generic Snoopy “Joe College”T-shirts or the Ziggy stationary.”The hold up men were momentarily be¬fuddled. It took them a while to realize howto handle a generic asshole. Finally, one ofthem held up his gun to my friend’s face, “Idon’t want to hear another word fromyou!”“But you haven’t even heard my idea onhow to use the tractors parked on 56th Streetto tear down the reg.”Unfortunately, the strong-arm man didn’tpull the trigger.The robbery wasn’t going off as planned.The three men fanned out and holding uptheir guns, commanded everybody to shutup.It being a UC crowd, nobody did.“Who is this guy? Who does he think he is?Didn’t I see that guy in Cox Lounge?” peo¬ple were asking each other.This was too much for the robbers. One ofthem raised his gun and shot into the ceiling,killing a cockroach who happened to besnoozing there.“Hey, I trained that one,” the bartendercomplained.“Everybody on the floor, and nobody’llget hurt!” These guys meant business.The customers looked at the guns pointedat them from all directions. They looked atthe sticky stuff on the floor. They lookedback at the guns. The noticed the vegetationbeneath their feet. They stayed in theirseats. The guns offered a less painful way togo.“If you don’t get on the floor immediately,none of you will ever see your universityagain!”Everybody stood up. People from the nextroom came in and volunteered to be the firstvictims.Things were obviously at a standstill. Fi¬nally a tall guy with a dirty Cat tractor haton chimed up, “Say, is this a stick-up?”“Yea.”“Well, why didn’t you say so. We’re HydeParkers. We’re used to being robbed. Ex¬cept usually they validate our IDs after theytake all our money. We wouldn’t have beenso uncooperative.”Now that everything was cleared up, ev¬erybody lined up and emptied their pocketsfor the robbers. The crooks, confused bylocal customs, accepted everything. Whenthey got back home they split the take: 16Doc passes, 4 copies of the socialist paper,Spark, $4.29 and a cordial invitation to thenext Woodward Court Lecture.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. Itis published twice a week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. Editorial and business officesare located on the third floor of Ida Noyes Hall, 1212 E. 59th St. Chicago, 60637. Tele¬phone 753-3263. Business office hours are 9:30 to 4:30, Monday through Friday.Henry OttoBusiness ManagerJay McKenzieAdvertising ManagerLeslie WickOffice ManagerCharlie MencerProduction ManagerChris Isidore Sherrie NegreaEditor Features EditorRobert Decker Audrey LightManaging Editor Sports EditorDarrell WuDunn William MudgeEditor-elect Photography EditorAnna Feldman David BrooksNews Editor Viewpoints EditorAssociate Editors: Robin Kirk, News; William Rauch,zel, Features; Anna Yamada, Photography.Staff: Edgar Asebey, Lee Badgett, Sheila Black, David Blaszkowsky, George Champ,Kahane Com, Wally Dabrowski, Jeff Davitz, Teri Drager, Bill Fitzgerald, Sue For-tunato, Caren Gauvreau, Cliff Grammich, John Herrick, Vicki Ho, Keith Horvath,Robert Kahng, Jae-ha Kim, Wayne Klein, Bob LaBelle, Linda Lee, Chris Lesieutre,Kathleen Lindenberger, Bob Nawrocki, Koyin Shih, Donna Shrout, Daniel Staley,Carl Stocking, Jeffrey Taylor, Jeff Terrell, James Thompson, Bob Travis, Aili Tripp,Nick Varsam, Sheila Westmoreland, Jeff Wolf, George Woodbury.Richard KayeGrey City Journal EditorBecky WoloshinLiterary Review EditorErin CassidyLibrarianAarne EliasDesign Directoropy editing; Margo Hablut- cfDepartment oFMustc,!* ' XfSt’ :Thursday, April 29,1982 - NOONTIME CONCERT12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMary Boodell, flute: Poulenc, Sonate; Bach, Sonata inE-flat; Faure, Fantasy,admission is free.Sunday, May 2,1982 - Hollis E. Harootunian, flute andMary Walter, harp3:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital Hailworks by Handel, Persichetti, and Damaseadmission is freeMonday, May 3,1982 - Hans-Joachim Schulze(Bach Archive, Leipzig)8:00 p.m., Regenstein Library 264A discussion of the chronology of Bach’s concertocompositionsadmission is freenAjxonunfjTwnts .Thursday, May 6,1982 - Members of the University Symphony Orchestraperform Mozart's Serenade No. 10 in B-flat, K 361 12:15 p.m.,1 Goodspeed RecitaJ Hall free.Saturday, May 8,1982 - Rockefeller Chapel Choir. Music for RoyalOccasions: Purcell, Handel, Haydn, Vivaldi. Mathias. 8:30 p.m.,Rockefeller Chapel. Call 962-8484 for ticket info.Sunday, May 9,1982 - Viola Da Gamba Recital. Works by Ortiz Marais.Buxtehude, Bach. 4:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital Hall free.Monday, May 10,1982 - Orchestra of Illinois. Works by Dvorak andShostakovitch. Tickets are available at the ticket center. 962-3568FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE CALLOUR NEW TELEPHONE NUMBER:962-8484yismBooz-Allen & Hamiltonis seeking1982 graduatesof The Collegeto work asResearch Analysts.Booz *Allen Sc Hamilton Inc. is a leading internationalmanagement consulting firm, advising top corporatemanagement on issues of strategy, marketing, technology andother business concerns.Analysts examine a variety of business problems and provideresearch support to our Chicago consulting staff. Analyststypically work in this capacity for two years prior topursuing an MBA.Candidates for the position of Research Analyst should havestrong quantitative and analytical backgrounds in areas suchas economics, mathematics, computer science, finance orengineering. An outstanding record of academic achievementis required. Previous exposure to the business environment ishelpful.Interested candidates are requested to send resume, undcr-- graduate transcript, and GMAT scores if available, by May 10to:Claudia ShattuckRecruitment ManagerBOOZ'ALLEN & HAMILTON INC.Three Firtt National PlazaChicago, Illinois 60602W'c are an equal opportunity employer .Vf/f.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 27, 1982—5News AnalysisCosts, kitchens play central role in housing decisionBy Jeffrey TaylorThe attitudes of undergraduate Student Housing resi¬dents toward their living situations vary as widely as thehousing system itself. Many complain of high cost, lack ofeither social life or privacy, and bad food. Some praise theiraccommodations mildly, while others seem wholly indiffer¬ent.A questionnaire sent last fall by Student Housing to allhouses, graduate and undergraduate, covered numerousaspects of the house system, including food service, mainte¬nance, housekeeping, housing staff, student life and securi¬ty. This survey netted nearly 1000 responses, which wereanalyzed and collated by the Housing Office. According toEdward Turkington, director of University housing, thedata from the survey were then taken up with house coun¬cils and other student groups, though Turkington cited nospecific resultant changes in policy.Approximately 66 percent of all undergraduates reside inthe housing system, which ranges in type from the struc¬tured environment of on-campus dorms such as WoodwardCourt to looser off-campus settings like the Shoreland. Therelatively high rate of residence cannot be attributed solelyto the merits of the housing system, howeverApartments in the Hyde Park area, though cheaper thanhousing, are not always easy to find. In addition, studentson financial aid often lose funds by moving out of housing.The College Aid Office designates a limited set budget forstudents living off campus, while housing residents are bud¬geted according to the actual cost of their dorms.Of the 1700 students in housing last spring, 57 per cent re¬turned to the housing system this year. The overwhelmingmajority had changed rooms with many changing housesand living environments completely. Though returning stu¬dents choose all types of housing, some trend preferencesare visible.Most of the students who stay in housing but changehouses make a move to a dormitory w here they can cook forthemselves. Next month, roughly 150 students fromthroughout the housing system will enter a lottery for aplace in one of the non-dining hall dormitories. ’‘People whomove around, move primarily to places with a kitchen,”said Turkington. “Some leave the Shoreland or Greenwoodand Blackstone, but not many. Very few make a movefrom, say Pierce to W’oodward.”Surprisingly, though, Burton Judson has one of the higher rates of returning students. This may have something to dowith having only single rooms. “Single rooms seem to beanother motivation for moving around,” said Turkington,“though in most houses, the singles are all taken up by stu¬dents already living in the house (who have first choice foravailable rooms).”Another motivation for moving is often to try to get into adifferent living environment, such as co-ed housing as op¬posed to single sex houses.A final motivation for a move within the housing systemis tied into house personality, which often changes fromyear to year. Different resident heads or house residentsmay lead to significantly different return rates withinhouses which are otherwise identical in physical layout andco-education.Most types of housing are available to students who wantto change housing without leaving the University system,though choices often have to be made. Singles are avail¬able, even in co-ed houses, such as in Burton Judson, but ameal plan is required. Kitchen facilities and a central loca¬tion are available in Hitchcock, though there are almostnever any singles available to those outside the house.Apartments are available in many of the remaining dormi¬tories, though the better rooms in each of these houses areusually taken by present house residents.The dormitory most requested by entering students isWoodward Court. One reason for this is that Woodwardusually houses many prospective students. Most prospieswho have limited knowledge of the campus and housing willmake their choice on the basis of one weekend. Addition¬ally, Woodward’s mid-campus location is attractive to stu¬dents and their parents because, says Turkington, “it putsthem right in the center of things.”There are three exclusively female houses in the housingsystem: Upper and Lower Wallace Houses, and Snell Hall.All residents of these houses have requested all-femalehousing. Turkington says that some fewr who request all¬female housing are placed in coed dorms due to lack ofspace.The coed houses of the system seem to suffer from a de¬cided lack of women. Traditionally, a higher percentage ofmen request coed housing than women, and this is still true.There are no all-male houses in which all of the residentshave requested all-maie housing.Indeed, in the Shoreland there are houses which are coed in name only, since no more than two or thi ee women live inthem. Setting these aside, the average ratio of men towomen in coed houses ranges from sixty-forty to fifty-Some residents of the not-so-coed houses in the Shorelandbelieve women ought to be “distributed throughout hous¬ing more evenly. Second-year student Charles Carleton, aresident of Fallers house in the Shoreland, said he thought itwould be “much wiser to even things out a little to accom¬modate the requests of the largest possible number of resi¬dents.” His view is shared by many male students who toldthe Maroon that they requested coed housing, but wereplaced in essentially male houses.Turkington, though, disagrees with this. “I don’t thinkthat’s a good idea,” he said. “It would be belter, for examp¬le, to have five coed houses that are nearly fifty-fifty than itwould be to have ten or twelve that were seventy-thirty. “1think it’s best to face the reality of the male-female ratio inthe college as a whole.”The ratio of females in next year’s freshman class couldrise by tw'o or three percentage points, depending on thenumber of acceptances received. Turkington speculatedthat, “if the freshman class comes in on target, then it may¬be possible to increase co-education, say, in the Shore-land,” but expressed doubt that co education in Pierce orBurton-Judson would rise.Some students who leave housing to live off campus re¬turn after one or more years. The trend in this case is, per¬haps surprisingly, toward the more defined dorm-type set¬ting of Woodward. Pierce, and Burton-Judson. Turkingtonmentioned such considerations as increased workload, BApaper, need for the convenience of a board contract and anon-campus location, etc. Usually, these students move intosingle rooms. But Turkington also mentioned that these stu¬dents who return do not always choose on-campus loca¬tions, occasionally opting for Greenwood. Blackstone. ofthe Shoreland.Fourth year student Margo Hablutzel cited financial con¬siderations as her reason for returning to housing. After aquarter of living in an apartment, she returned to Wood¬ward Court, “because of the difficulty of getting outsidescholarship sources to pay for off-campus housing. I choseWoodw-ard as opposed to Snell or Blackstone, where I coulddo my own cooking, because the bills for housing and mealswere combined. This made things a lot simpler.” Her rea¬son may be the most tvoieal of those who return."The Most Original Guitarist Since Jimi Hendrix and Wes Montgomery”The Major Activities Board Presents NeuJames “Blood” UlmerMAY 8 • 8 PM • International HouseTickets on sale Thursday at 9 am, University Box Office$3 UC Students • $7 Others6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 27, 1982■ft-.News AnalysisMAB tries to reach potential despite limits, anonymityContinued from page oneThe U2sLazar said that the big college towns with big halls, suchas the University of Michigan, do well with the “top 100”rock and roll bands. But he said that there are also real ben¬efits for UC, such as being able to pick up some acts whichare already in the city. “Acts such as Tom Waits or JoanArmatrading will often do a “closed show” where we don’tadvertise off campus, when they are in Chicago and havean extra day.”Another big problem is the lack of a surrounding commu¬nity to help support the music. Taylor Sand, a student advi¬sor on the Mainstage Music Committee at New York Uni¬versity, commented that NYU is “more easily considered apart of the city than the U of C is.” Of course, NYU also hasthe advantage of a much bigger student body. She said thatgroups there can easily draw 900 persons for any concert.This year the concerts at NYU were Gary US Bonds, DavidJohansen; the Mighty Diamonds Reggae Show, Jimi Hen¬drix and the Propaganda, Sha Na Na, and a six-band showmade up of New York groups, like Breakout, Spiral, andUrban Blight.Columbia seems to get exactly the opposite effect be¬cause of its location. Mark Capelle, a member of the Colum¬bia Concert Board, said that the only name group oncampus was the Ramones, all of the others being localgroups. He said, “There’s really not that much need tobring groups to campus here, because downtown NewYork's only half an hour away and you can find whateveryou want there.” While Lazar said he hopes UC students get a good portionof their entertainment in Chicago, he sees real advantagesbesides convenience, to shows done at UC. “People alwayshave a more comfortable atmosphere when they see an acthere,” he said, “and I’ve been to all the places (in Chicago).We always charge a few dollars less, at least, even with theB-52s. I assume that people would rather see a show here,with a relatively small crowd, than most places offcampus.”Rice University in Houston is analogous to the UC in thatit has a small student body (at 2300) and a metro setting.However, UC’s Major Activities Board is apparently muchmore successful in getting money from the University andattracting groups than the Rice Program Council. SherrySpears, a member of the Council, said that they have basi¬cally three facilities, seating 500, 5000, and 85,000, the sec¬ond largest football stadium in the Southwest Conference.But their capabilities have been limited with such a smallstudent body and a backup budget of only $1500. Two groupscame to Rice this year, the Judies and the Shake Russell-Para Cooper Bound, both of them local. Spears also saidthat Shake Russell has been coming every year for the lastseveral years. RPC member Marshal Tucker pointed outthat Rice needs to look for outside support from sponsors,even though the school is in a big city.Cheryl Garner, chair of the Activities Board at Berkeley,also commented that being in a big city “hurts more thanhelps. We haven’t done very many concerts this year, be¬cause the budget has been cut to about $50,000 a year.” TheBerkeley offerings were a jazz group named Hiroshima, theToshiko Akiyoshi Jazz Trio, Gil-Scott Heron, Philip Glass, ajazz festival of 25 artists, and a three-day rock festival in¬cluding Freddy Hubbert and Dizzie Gillespie. Berkeley pro¬vided a lot of support for the groups and singers that didcome; however, there were 8500 people each day at the jazzfestival. The University of Colorado at Denver also has abig student body at 32,000, but the budget of the three stu¬dent activities offices is only $3000. Facilities coordinatorBarb Weiske also said that being in a big city tends to be aproblem, as “students mostly go off to the city on the week¬ends.” She described the groups as 60% jazz and 40% mixedrock and reggae, and said the groups are almost exclusive¬ly local. Weiske added that “the groups that do come playon Friday afternoons, with none on the weekends.”On the other hand, some University activities boards take advantage of their settings by encouraging groups to stopon their ways between big cities. The University of Illinoisat Urbana has one of the most active programs in thecountry. Bob Bartosch, senior manager for Star Course, anindependent student organization that does the big bookingat UI, said that he supervises eight committed managersand 100 general staff members. Star Course has an auditori¬um that will seat 17,000; some of the groups that have per¬formed this year are U2, Lover Boy, the Ramones, HollyNear, Foreigner, Dizzie Gillespie, Charlie Daniels, the Po¬lice, Earth, Wind and Fire, Dan Fogelberg, Journey, theGrateful Dead, and the Moody Blues. Support has been soactive that Star Course does not need to accept any sub¬sidies from the University. The over-forty thousand stu¬dents at Urbana have made almost all of the concerts sell¬outs.As Scott Byron, director of the Activities and Organiza¬tions Board at Northwestern, put it, “Having people cominginto Chicago and forgetting about music on campus is a realproblem. Getting the necessary money is a real problem.”The Northwestern list this year consisted of Ian Hunter, PatMatheny, Garv U.S. Bonds, the Waitresses, and Keith Jar-rett.Back at UC, there is a surprising lack of interest and at¬tention on the actual workings of MAB. In last week's SGelection, 24 people ran for the executive offices. When appli¬cations for the seven MAB positions closed earlier thisweek, only 10 people had applied.Leo Kottkeoscee-RA-nonfOEJ YO0) t)AXCZO)AUZ:on THE QuADRAMC^LEUJeptJeSDC*\ APRIL, ZS12’• BO PM.CELEBRATE ISRAELS Vr4t>EPEiOOEHC€T>Ak»CIi^ SlKk^l»4qThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 27, 1982—7We're holdinga place just for youThe Universityof ChicagoSummer SessionLast Call for ArizonaArchaeological Field School Special Program in ArcheologyStudents admitted by application. Applica¬tion form may be obtained from the Officeof The Summer Session, 1307 East 60thStreet, Chicago, Illinois 60637. Enrollmentlimited. Deadline, April 30th. Candidateswill be notified. Successful candidates willbe encouraged to register for Anthropolo¬gy 264/364 and 265/365 en bloc (6 quarterhours). The first two courses listed belowmake up the special program. More de¬tails will be made available with applica¬tion form. Upon mutual acceptance by theUniversity and the student, students willbe asked to prepay tuition or make appro¬priate arrangements with loan counselors(no special scholarship program is avail¬able). Students will also be asked to send adeposit of $40 for room and board by May28th, with balance of $400 due by June 16th.Students are responsible for their owntransportation to and from Arizona, whereprogram will take place. 264/364 Principles of ArchaeologyIntroduction to the principles, techniques,methods, and theoretical frameworks ofcontemporary archaeology. Includes dis¬cussions of research design, data acquisi¬tion, analysis, and interpretation. Admis¬sion by application. Note: This course willbe taught off-campus at The University ofChicago Archaeological Field School inArizona. All day, M-F (June 21-August 13).Barbara Kauffman, Lecturer, Depart¬ment of Anthropology.265/365 Field Methods in Archaeo¬logyA practicum in the techniques of archaeo¬logical field work, including survey, exca¬vation, and field analysis. The learning oftechnical skills will be embedded withinthe conceptual framework of contem¬porary anthropological and archaeologicaltheory. Admission by application. Note:This course will be taught off-campus atThe University of Chicago ArchaeologicalField School in Arizona. All day M-F (June21-August 13). David G. Batcho, Lecturer,Department of Anthropology. Summer and ScienceThe Biological Sciences Core Curriculum...Three courses in one quarter: Mechanisms of Inheritance; How AnimalsWork; Biology of Ecosystems.ATTENTION PRE-MEDS:Elementary Organic Chemistry I & II8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 27, 1982New This Summer — Micro andMacro in One QuarterYou can register for one, two, three,or all four200Elements of Economic Analysis IExamination of the tools economists use toanalyze the behavior of markets, thetheory of consumer choice, the behavior offirms in response to changing costs andprices, the interaction of producer andconsumer choice. 9:00-12:00 TTH (June 21-July 23). Staff.201Elements of Economic AnalysisExamination of demand and supply as fac¬tors of production and the distribution ofincome in the economy. Some elementarygeneral equilibrium theory and welfareeconomics also considered. Prereq: Econ200. 9:00-12:00 TTH (July 26-August 27).Staff.202Elements of Economic AnalysisIIIIntroduction to macroeconomic theory andpolicy, covering the determination of ag¬gregate demand (consumption, invest¬ment, and the demand for money), aggre¬gate supply, and the interaction betweenaggregate supply and demand. 10:00-12:00MWF (June 21-July 23). Staff.203Elements of Economic AnalysisIVIntroduction to money and banking, mone¬tary theories, the determinants of the sup¬ply and demand for money, the operationof the banking system, monetary policies,financial markets and portfolio choice.Prereq: Econ 202. 10:00-12:00 MWF (July26-August 27). Staff. Core Curriculum in SocialSciencesWESTERN CIV MMIIThree sections open this Summeror...POLITICAL ORDER ANDCHANGESharpen your writing skills with English240 “Academic and Professional Writing’’ Mathematics and StatisticsYour choice: Introduction to ComputerProgramming: Elementary Topics inComputer Science; Calculus I, II, III; Ele¬mentary Linear Algebra; Elementary Sta¬tistics; Statistical Methods and Their Ap¬plications. SUMMER SPECIAL TREATS:Introduction to Linguistics with KostasKazazisIntroduction to Music with Shulamit RanElementary Logic with Kenneth TaylorEmbodied Minds of Men, Animals, andMachines with William WimsattInternational Relations with Morton Ka¬planAmerican Politics and Public Opinion withGarth TaylorDemocracy and Socioeconomic Develop¬ment in Developing Countries with TangTsou and Brantly WomackSmall Groups Sociology with Fred Strodt-beckPhotography with Joel SnyderIntroduction to Art with Carol BolonPalaces of the Italian Renaissance withEarl RosenthalAt a loss for Words?Let us help you with your language re¬quirements. Courses offered this summerinclude:Arabic (intermediate)Armenian 'Mod. - elementary)French (elementary)French (intermediate — evening)French (reading for graduate students —non-credit)German (elementary)Greek < special intensive prog.)Italian (elementary — evening)Latin (special intensive prog. >Spanish (elementary)andEnglish (intensive workshop in academicand professional writing)Summer SessionWE ARE HOLDING A PLACE JUST FOR YOUBecause of increased interest in the University of Chicago Summer Quarter, we want to make surethat all U of C students who plan to enroll in summer classes will be guaranteed a place. Your regis¬tration will be insured up until June 21 if you return the intent-to-register coupon. The 30% reductionin tuition apples to all U of C undergraduates and to graduate students in the Division of The Human¬ities and the Division of The Social Sciences.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOSummer SessionINTENT TO REGISTERNameAddress PhoneI intend to register for the following Summer course(s):1 2 3 4Mail to: Summer Quarter, CCE 121, 1307 E. 60th Street, Chicago, III. 60637 or deposit in drop-box located inthe CCE Lobby, same address.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 27, 1982—9InsideEverthing you always wanted to know about the LCBy Bill FalloonThis Saturday, UC’s infamous bi-annualLascivious Costume Ball will be held inIda Noyes Hall. Perhaps more than anyother event or institution on campus, thereis a body of myths and stories surroundingthe LCB. Some of the actual facts are asinteresting as the stories themselves. As apreview of this weekend's big event, weare pleased to present the complete historyof the Lascivious Costume Ball.The Beaux Arts BallAt the Beaux Arts Ball that climaxed the1st Annual Festival of the Arts (FOTA) in1955, two staff members of the Maroonforeshadowed the coming of the LasciviousCostume Ball nearly 15 years later.Dressed as a spiral notebook pad andpencil, these two case studies for Freudwere decades ahead of their time andmuch too “lascivious” for their day.From 1955 until around 1960, the BeauxArts Costume Ball was attended by bothdistinguished administrators and students.Former University Chancellor LawrenceKimpton and his wife, and several otherUniversity officials came dressed ascharacters out of Alice in Wonderland atthe first ball. Kimpton arrived as the MadHatter; his wife as the Mad Queen. TheUniversity’s Vice-President went as theRabbit; his wife as Alice. And one of theUniversity Deans and his wife paraded asthe King and Queen of Hearts.To dress lasciviously wasn’t the object inthose days. Administrators, while enjoyingthe party, judged the costumes andawarded prizes later in the evening. Eachyear, a theme was selected for the ball,and awards were given to the costumesthat best fit the theme.Costumes at the Beaux Arts Ball werenot last-minute creations. Men might dressas the Devil, Neptune, or Biblical figures.You might even see a math studentwalking around with a decoratedrefrigerator box over his head, claiming tobe a computer. Women might dress aswitches, Venusians complete with veilsand “I Dream of Jeannie” apparel, orabout anything else you could think of.The birth of the LCBThe Beaux Arts Ball continued to be asuccessful campus event until 1970 whenthe typical UC student was a littledifferent than during the 50’s. A campuspolitical group called Students for ViolentNon-Action (SVNA)—thus modified thecostume ball to their liking, and itconcluded the Arts Festival in 1970. Theirball was a “mutation” of both the BeauxArts Ball and what was once THE socialevent on campus—the formal WashingtonPromenade held each February. The promwas a grand affair that was climaxed bythe crowning of “Miss University ofChicago.”In 1970, a group called StudentsProjecting on Equal Rights for Men(SPERM)—an organization that livedabout as long as a fly—created a spoof onthe “Miss U of C” contest. Called the “Mr.U of C” contest, SPERM described it as“an attempt to give the American male achance to become a sexual object.” Theorganizers of the event asked everyone towear costumes—lascivious ones, thatis—and thus dubbed their creation theLascivious Costume Ball.The 1970 LCBThe first LCB was almost as we know ittoday, yet there were some minordifferences. “Lightning” punch was servedin 1970, made from a recipe claimed tohave dated back to the 12th century.Also, the nude swim-in held annually atall LCB’s occurred a few days ahead of thejDall. At the 1970 LCB, 180 people wereestimated to have packed into Ida NoyesPool and had splash fights. For those ofyou interested in the student ratio, onefifth of the participants then wereestimated to be women. A spokesman for SPERM jokingly called the swim-in afailure. “The pool was much too crowdedto swim in,” he said.Bathers who came to the swim-in withtrunks were supposedly booed until theydisrobed or left. And, if you’re wonderingwhy you now have to wear swim caps ateither of the University pools, rumor has itthat the first long-haired students at thefirst lascivious swim-in left enough hair inthe pool to have swim-ins considered a“health hazard” by the University.As planned, “Mr. U of C” was crownedat midnight at the actual ball a few dayslater. UC student Andy Gurion, nicknamed“Gangrene LaRue,” was the winner in1970 and posed on his throne for thisunique photo.At this LCB, there were only fiveentrants to the contest, but three of theentrants encompassed more than oneperson. One entrant—five males namedcollectively as “MagneticBroccoli”—claimed to be “five high schooldropouts who capture the essence oftoday’s troubled youth,” according to a1970 issue of the Maroon.Another collective entrant at the 1970LCB consisted of two men and two women.They called themselves “5412 Drexel”. Anold Maroon from February 1970 calledthem “a local group commune, four peoplethat live in one bed and eat off the sameplate. They want the title of Mr. U of C tohelp spread love around the world.”The last collective entrant was twomales called “Da Boys from Miami”. Thesame Maroon characterized them as “anunderground group trying to go straight.Da Boys used to run cigarettes in fromSouth Carolina and washed dishes for 2years at the White House.”At the 1970 LCB, 1,500 people came towatch Gangrene LaRue accompanieddown the mainstairs of Ida Noyes by JudyAlsoform, roommate of Irene Dymkar,Miss U of C for 1970, though both womenwere supposed to appear with LaRue at hiscrowning, Miss U of C mysteriouslydisappeared at the stroke of midnight,apparently considering the spectaclebeneath her dignity.The night of the party, porno films wereshown in the East Lounge of Ida Noyes.Also, body painting was held in thebasement, complete with blacklights andDay-Glo paints.Paul Ausick, now the Assistant Dean ofStudents of the University, is one of thefew people left here who can give apersonal account of the first LCB. As astudent, he “went to see Otis Spann—a great piano blues player—in front of about50 people.“It was a great time,” Ausick says. “Ithink the LCB probably came aboutbecause of the force of personality of acouple people,” Ausick recalls. “They hadgood sense about the party—and were ableto sell it.”The first LCB charged 50 centsadmission to students in costume and $1without costume, and made a net profit of$200.1971 LCBAlthough it is now a tradition to hold theball once every two years, there was anLCB in 1971. It was touted as the “SecondAnnual and Last Lascivious Costume Ball”by SVNA. Nobody seems to know why it isnow held biannually.“I don't know,” says Ausick. “Maybeone reason is that it once drew atremendous amount of negative press. Itwas thought of as scandalous.”“Things people take for granted now,were scandalous then. And there was afamous column written by a Chicagonewspaper writer saying it wasscandalous.”As best can be determined, the secondLCB was a “limp” one. Nearly 2,500people showed up, but an article thatappeared in the Sun-Times before the Ballforced tighter security and dampened thespirit of the party. According to onepromoter of the ball that attended, “it wassomewhat of a bummer. We provided therooms and some of the things to do, andthe crowd was supposed to provide therest. A lot of the spontaneity from lastyear was gone.”At the 1971 LCB, former Director ofStudent Activities, Skip “Dan B” Landt,forbade picture taking. Hard Rock bandssuch as Euphoria Blimpwork played, andso did blues musician Johnny Littlejohn.This party also included strippers, bellydancers, and Greco-Roman wrestlerssmeared with olive oil before their bout.One porno projectionist was rumored tohave jumped out a back window of IdaNoyes, fearful of arrest because some vicesquad members were present.A “Mr. U of C” was crowned, however.Darkhorse Eric Rubin, wheeled to thefront of the room after consuming toomuch punch, received the honor.According to an article written by NickGrofilia of the Grey City Journal onFebruary 19, 1971, Mr. Rubin was“impeccably attired in London Fog andsawed-off hot pants.” He “flashed a smile and collapsed” after receiving his award,Grofilia reports.Nevertheless, because of the listlesstenor of the party, it wasn’t until threeyears later that the UC student body wasaroused enough for another LCB.LCB’s of 1974By 1974, most of the activities at theprevious LCB’s were retained for the sakeof tradition. Swimming, films, dancing,and live music were a part of all the ballsfrom 1974-80.SG President Mark Brickell, running theLCB in 1974, called it the “23rd Annual andLast Lascivious Costume Ball,” and madesure that there was a “Mr. U of C” contestat midnight to give the ball a traditionalflavor.An estimated 1800 people attended, eventhough University officials made theevening a “dry one” by confiscating all the“lightning” punch. The punch—returned toSG after the ball—was served on theQuads the next day as a symbolic protestagainst the Student Activities Office.Brickell, hosting the party in a white tophat, a white coat with tails and asequin-studded jock strap, started the“Mr. U of C” contest at the stroke of 12.An unidentifiable student nicknamed HotGrits was victorious. He supposedlyreceived an expense-paid vacation toXenia, Ohio.At the LCB in 1974, party-goers wereonly allowed to enter the main door of IdaNoyes, where the Director of StudentActivities and his assistant checkedstudent ID s before allowing people toenter. Because of this, many of the 1800people that came had to wait awhile beforeentering. One fully clothed girl, beforeentering the party, mourned that “nobodycame naked”.Police parked their cars in front of IdaNoyes, watching those in line and flashinga search light up into the windows.According to an April 1974 issue of theMaroon, the police were greeted out of oneof the windows by “an enormous piece ofhuman anatomy” and “condoms werethrown to the crowd” outside. Wearing“sheriff stars”, student chaperons werepresent inside in case of any “problems”.In 1976, the LCB, for the most part,became only a personal memory for thosewho decided to attend. The Universitydisallowed any cameras or alcohol at theball.Frank Malbranche, chairman of thatyear’s LCB, awarded prizes for the best...but were afraid to askThe winner of the 1970 Mr. U of C contest at the first LCB duo in costum'costume colletpeople, and fo:best in a wet 1About 2,000 ia first-year stiacclamation, iattended the pstrategically pthe honor.To advertisewas made, shesunglasses an<rackets. The pcaption “DjffeFolks at the LSince 1976, ahas become ai1978, a red antto “Go Banan;Ball", depictiibite a banana.In 1980, undtPeer Pressureand attemptecSilver thought“We tried,” Sipornographicrid of the blueschool sex-ed iThe ball in 1without contrcwas selling powomen with athree women tposters and restamping thenviolence againprinted on glo:William Bongtand Cupid aloiVidi, Veni-’—a“I came, I sa>Costumes inlack of creatnparty-goer, “(Eve with exacapple on her preported to drwaist, and theimaginations j1What’s this ]Mike Levin, aVincent MichaPresident of ttco-chairing thiSex-Anarchy ffrom SG to finLevin is rekby revealing tlmentions, howand Miss U ofWhereas in prhave been seltcontest judges“We may haLevin. “We’ve2,000-year-oldgraduating thibeen here at tl“We’ve alsoTribune- thathope comes. Ilwill be nice. OVince will hav“Everyone tabout people c“But not that iThe fun is theFor people vclothes. $8 dollin the door. P«for $4 dollars,nude will get i“It’s a shamcan only let onevery two yea;one of the thinU of C. ”That’s Satura.m. at Ida Nothe rest of thisLCB’s golden iare free10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 27, 1982LCB...costume, for the most lasciviousne collectively worn by five or more, and for the person who looked thei a wet T-shirt.at 2,000 revelers chose Peter Adelis,-year student, as “Mr. U of C” bynation. Some observers whoed the party claimed that “somegically placed bagels” earned himnor.tdvertise the LCB in 1976, a postertade, showing a couple wearing onlytsses and hats and holding tenniss. The photo appeared under then “Different Strokes for Differentat the Lascivious Costume Ball”,e 1976, a poster advertising the LCBscorne an essential part of the ball. Ini red and white poster asked students) Bananas at the Lascivious Costumedepicting a woman just ready tobanana.)80, undergraduate Steve Silver andJressure Enterprises ran the balltempted to clean up an event whichthought “was getting too crude”,ried,” Silver says, “to make it lessgraphic and more tasteful. We gotthe blue movies, and showed highsex-ed films instead.”ball in 1980, however, did not passit controversy. One individual whodling posters was attacked by threei with a shaving cream pie. Thevomen then stole the remainings and returned them later aftering them with “Pornography is;e against women”. The posters.1 on glossy paper, showed Adolphen Bongereau’s painting of Venuslpid along with the words “Veni,renr’—a take-off on Caesar’s words,le, I saw\ I conquered.”umes in 1980 did not suffer from af creativity. Said one anonymousgoer, “One woman showed up asith exactly one boa constrictor andan her person.” Other males wereed to dress formally dow n to theand then let their lasciviouslations get the best of them.This Year’s LCBs this year’s ball going to be like?evin, a second-year student, and[t Michael, a fourth-year student andnt of the Sex-Anarchy Party, arering this year’s LCB. Thearchy Party secured a $7,200 loanto finance the ball, Levin said._ is reluctant to spoil this year’s ballialing the scheduled activities. Heis, however, that there will be Mr.ss U of C contests at midnight,is in previous years contest winnerspen selected by crowd cheering,| judges have been invited this year,may have an official judge,” saysWe’ve already invited the^ar-old student who is finallyting this year—the guy who has^re at the U of C for 21 years.ve also invited Bob Green from the-that persnickety guy—who welines. If they choose to show up, itnice. Otherwise, I guess me and,111 have to do it.”/one thinks there’s a big-to-doaple coming naked,” says Levin.|>t that many people come naked,is the outrageous costumes.”ople who show up in street$8 dollars will be the price to getar. People in costumes will get inallars, and the people who show' up|ll get in free.shame”, says Levin, “that welet ourselves go like this once|vo years. I guess the LCB is just\e things that makes this place theSaturday, May 1, from 9 p.m. to 1Ida Noyes. So think lasciviously|of this week—and remember the>lden rule—the best things in life Can Thor me UC from the long deed ghost of uranium?By Geoff PotterMost administrators at UC will usuallyjump for joy when our great Universitygets mentioned in the news or in apublication anywhere around the country.The latest citation of UC in the popularmedia, however, may not have left theadministration overjoyed.In the May issue of the comic book TheMighty Thor, which hit the newsstands lastFebruary, the superhero strolled aroundthe UC campus. During the filming of acheap horror movie here, a box ofdynamite explodes exactly above the siteof the first splitting of the atom, and theunbalanced star of the movie is “revisitedby the long-dead ghost of uranium.”This is not good, as the actor turns into adangerously strong madman, and Thor hashis hands full preventing full-scalelaughter. He does, luckily, saving the lifeof “a luscious co-ed” and finally knockingthe “Zaniac” back into human form.This is pretty exciting stuff, althoughneither of the Chicago dailies covered it.And at the end of the issue Thor decides tostay; thus giving Chicago a superhero ofits very own.“I think I’ve found myself a new home,”Thor says confidently. “And I think I’mgoing to like it.” Obviously, though, he hasnot seen the June issue yet.Thor is the son of the head Norse god,Odin, and is also the God of Thunder,Master of the Storm, and Lord of theLiving Lightning. His alter-ego is DoctorDonald Blake, whom a conservative wouldcharacterize as “a bleeding-heart liberal,” 7as Thor writer Doug Moench said in atelephone interview last week.Thor is a former denizen of New YorkCity, but, as Jim Shooter, editor-in-chief ofMarvel Comics Group, explained, “therewas an overpopulation of superheroes” inthe Big Apple, and since Moench is aChicago native, “it seemed like a naturalmove for Thor to go to Chicago.”This has eliminated Moench’s oldproblem of fabricating reasons for all theother superheroes to be out of town, so thatonly Thor was left to answer calls for help.in the first Chicago issue Thor sails overMichigan Avenue, passes the Sears Towerand Water Tower, and lands in a dirtyback alley. After giving a lecture (asDonald Blake) and eating dinner, he toursHyde Park.“Here’s the University of Chicago. Don,”his guide informs him, “still a prestigiousschool.” “Yes,” Blake replies. “It has thereputation of being the Harvard of theMidwest, where some of the world’s finestminds matriculate.”MOT TO /MENTIONbeing the Birth¬place of THEATOM BACK IM T>FORTIESSTRANGE THEY"CALLED IT MANHATTANWHEN IT ACTUALLY TOOKPLACE HERE IN CHICAGO.Some other foes of Thor who may visitOur Fair City in the future include Mr.Hyde (of Dr. Jekyl fame, but with addedsuperhuman strength), Tyr (the Norse godof war) and Loko (Thor’s evilhalf-brother).Moench inherited the Thor characterfrom creator Stan Lee, w-ho turned theimmortal Norse god into a comic bookhero. Before writing the Thor strip,however, Moench worked on “a ton” ofothers. The Fantastic Four, The Hulk and A box of dynamite explodes exactly abovethe site of the first splitting of the atom,and...now, myPRETTyCO-ED... Captain Marvel all conquered variousenemies to Truth and Goodness with hisassistance, as did Doc Savage and TheInhuman.Moench created some other comic bookcharacters entirely by himself. The MoonKnight and Weird World are hisbrain-children, as is the high qualityMaster of Kung-Fu, which won several topawards of the industry.Thor is the one he is now working on,however, and of the previously establishedcharacters, the one which he has changedthe most. Very few comic book heroeshave ever thrived outside of New YorkCity, Moench says.“There was one based in Los Angeles fora while,” he said, and a female superheroin Chicago, The Cat, w'hich died after onlysix issues. And yet he is responsible forbringing Thor to Chicago.That was when Thor was fired from thefree clinic he labored at as Doctor DonaldBlake. “It was my fault,” Moench said.The previous writer had Blake volunteer tow'ork to help the suffering poor, and underMoench’s hand, Thor/Blake left a patientduring surgery < “in good hands, though”)because Thor was needed outside thehospital.The resulting loss of a job was fine withthe Marvel editors, luckily, who thoughtthe ghetto setting focusing too much on“the down-and-out stuff.” They suggestedBlake move back into private practice,and Moench then suggested Chicago.And the rest, as you all know, is history.Thor will visit the Oriental Museum,though, as will his arch-enemy, TheScarlet Scarab, an Egyptian magician andmuseum curator. Scarab will probably notdeliver a lecture there, however, being toobusy practicing evil.Moench does what he can to provide theseries’ artist with reference materials,including photographs and post cards, buthe is not satisfied with the comic book’sportrayal of Chicago. He is searching for apermanent artist for the Thor strip, whichwould end the current situation of what hecalls “artistic musical chairs.”Moench himself checks for accuracy:the editors overruled him once, however.This resulted in the presence of old StaggField, where Regenstein Library nowreigns, as the site of the explosion whichcreated the monster Zaniac.PROGRAMMABILITY38 programming stepsregression analysis7 memoriesintegralsCASIOfx-3600P$3995 w ■. . ED| 0 Q ED ED H □□ □.□□□□□ □□OH EDDBQBOmm mm nThe University of ChicagoBookstoreCalculator Department970 E. 58th St. (2nd fl.)753-3303The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 27, 1982—11University HistoryUC long a leader in nuclear teach-insBy Margo HablutzelNuclear arms control and disarmamenthas been an issue at the University of Chi¬cago ever since scientists first split the atomhere almost forty years ago.After World War II, as the campus wasflooded with servicemen returning to schoolon the GI Bill, students and faculty joined tospeak out against the escalating arms raceand for civilian control of atomic energy.Last week’s Ground Zero Day teach-in had apredecessor in an Atomic Forum held inMandel Hall April 10, 1946. Sponsored by theUniversity of Chicago chapter of the Ameri¬can Veterans Committee, the meetingbegan as a debate on the topic of “AtomicSovereignty is Atomic Suicide,’’ which wasfollowed by speeches, discussion, and thepassage of a resolution by the AVC in favourof the original version of the McMahonBill.Dr. Francis Friedman, a member of theAtomic Scientists of America who wasworking on the plutonium project at thetime, said that it would be possible for atom¬ic bombs to be made very cheaply. “Man¬ufacturing expense would not be prohibi¬tive, contrary to popular belief,” he said in his speech. Recent reports of students whohave constructed atomic bombs from un¬classified and declassified materials avail¬able from the American government seemto bear out his words.Another speaker, Francis McMahon, au¬thor and professor of philosophy at the Uni¬versity, pessimistically warned of a worldcrisis by the end of the decade unless aworld government were instituted. Pointingout that nations other than the US would beable to develop the means to create atomicweapons, McMahon said that “we cannotcount on the possibility that the fear of retal¬iation will prevent their use.”Speaking along similar lines, Clifton Fadi-man called for the internationalization ofthe Panama Canal Zone, the Suez Canal, theDardanelles, and other strategic areas aspart of the means by which a world govern¬ment could be achieved. He told the over¬flow audience, “You will be world citizenswhether you like it or not,” and at the end ofhis speech received a round of applause.At the end of the meeting, the audiencevoted unanimously to pass a resolution fa¬vouring the original version of the McMahonBill. The previous week, the AmericanYouth for Democracy had sponsored stu¬dent petitions calling for the passage of therAUGUSTANA LUTHERAN CHURCHThursday April 27“Religion and theArtistic Imagination'’5:30 Pizza Supper6:00 p.m. Discussion:“Medieval Images of Christ (with slides)”Bernard McGinn,Divinity School5500 South WoodlawnThe Center for Continuing EducationWelcomesMallory's RestaurantAs its new caterer,ProvidingLunch and Dinner11:30a.m. to 9:30 p.m.Cocktails11:30a.m. to 11:30 p.m.The Center Cafeteria7:30a.m. to 3:00 p.m.1307 E. 60th St." 288-2500 original bill without the “crippling” Van-denberg amendments. After being on dis¬play at Ida Noyes Hall and Hutchinson Com¬mons, the petitions, with nearly a thousandsignatures, were sent to Congress.The Atomic Forum and the petitions werenot the first signs of anti-nuclear activity onthe campus; however, Chancellor RobertHutchins had earlier said that “the missionof the University and of all higher learningis to save the world from the catastrophe ofan atom-bomb war.” He added that it ismore important to decide whether oneshould destroy a townful of people than todecide how it will be done.Shortly afterwards, Congresswoman-at-Large Emily Taft Douglas spoke to the Stu¬dent Forum on the subject of the escalatingarmament race, saying, “The world islaunched on the largest armaments race inhistory,” adding that only by the use of “in¬ternational mechanisms” could the “mostportentous debit” of 1946 be erased. She andSenator Voorhees of California had intro¬duced concurrent resolutions in Congress toask the UN to act as an international peace-and security-keeping body.Douglas also pointed out that under theconditions of mutual suspicion which pre¬vailed at the time, no nation would be safe ifit were to disarm unilaterally. She suggest¬ed multilateral disarmament among theAllies, saying that it would alleviate the“crushing drain on our resources.” Thirty-six years later, the University ofChicago’s students and faculty are still out¬spoken ubout nuclear arms and the arma¬ment race. Last fall, a teach-in on NuclearWar and How to Prevent It was held in Man-del Hall and attracted more than 500 people.Panel discussions and speeches were sche¬duled all day, and many of the audience car¬ried signs saying “I don’t want to glow,”“What is ‘limited nuclear war’?” and “Nobombs for Bonzo.”Jerome Weisner, science advisor to Presi¬dent Kennedv and opening speaker for theteach-in, said that the United States should“declare a unilateral freeze on testing anddevelopment of nuclear weapons and chal¬lenge the Soviets to join us.” He added thatthe types of nuclear weapons being con¬structed now give both countries “strong in¬centives to beat each other to the punch"and be the first to launch a nuclear attack.John Culver, former Senator from Iowa,denounced what he termed the myths sur¬rounding nuclear war, pointing out that “themost monumental, dangerous illusion of alltime is that any nation can win an all-out nu¬clear war.”Always known for its contrasts, the Uni¬versity of Chicago may have been the“birthplace of the atom,” but it has alsobeen in the forefront of discussion and dis-sention about nuclear weapons and the ar¬mament race.Put the pastin yourfuture!Thoroughly renovated apartments offer the convenienceof contemporary living space combined with all the best elementsof vintage design, hark and lakefront provide a natural setting foraffordable elegance with dramatic views.— All new kitchens and appliances — Community room-Wall-to-wall carpeting — Resident manager— Air conditioning — Round-the-ckxk security— Optional indoor or outdoor — Laundry facilities (>nparking each floorStudios, One and Two Bedroom two bath apartments n()\v available.One bedroom from $445 — Two Bedroom from $610Rent includes heat, cooking gas, and master '1Y antenna.Call for information and appointment — 643 1406(jOindermerejHonse1642 East 56th StreerIn Hyde Park, across the park fromThe Museum of Science and Industry>Equal Housing Opportunity Managed by Metroplex, Inc12—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 27, 1982I- JSuccessfulLivingby Reverend Gordon K. SpeagleKaplar. the astronomer,was troubled because agood friend denied theexistence of God. So heconstructed a beautifulmodel of our universe.Soon his friend came Intothe observatory and see¬ing the model, asked whomade It. Kepler told himI no one made It. It made] Itself. “That Is non¬sense,'' replied his friend. The astronomer thenshared these thoughts. “Friend, you ssy thst thislittle toy could not make Itself. It Is but a very weakImitation of this great universe which, I understand,you believe did maks Itself.”The complexity and harmony of our solar aystemspeaks of an Intelligent Creator. Could this havebeen the product of random chance? I think not.The glorious creation speaks of a glorious Creator.It takes more faith to believe our solar aystem cameabout by mere happenstance than It does to believeIn an Intelligent Being who originated all things.The Bible declares, "In the beginning Godcreated the heavens and the earth.” It does not be¬gin by arguing for the existence of God. The earthItself and all the heavens proclaim Him.HYDE PARKALLIANCE CHURCHMeeting at the Hyde Park Hiltondownstairs in the Cambridge RoomSunday service 10 a.m.Evening fellowship (Potluck supper) 5:00 p.tn.Thursday Prayer Hour 7 p.m.phone 752-0469 Hither and YonMud for moneyIn an attempt to raise money, theUniversity of Texas’ Phi Delta housesponsored its annual mud wrestling contestlast month. Although each entrant waspaid $50 and the winner, Earlene “TexasForklift” Howell, received another $50, theevent was immensely successful. ChrisBell, chairman of the mud wrestling, saidthat he had thought of it the previous yearwhen the house needed a new way to raisemoney — “something bizzarre.” Althoughnone of the contestants had ever wrestledbefore, they threw themselves into themud with a will. One loser said “I’m intoviolence and mud.” And although Bellrefused all male applicants, the onlycharge of sexism came from the DailyTexan, which objected to advertising theevent as “female mud wrestling.”Passer ou echouerMany language students at theUniversity of Pennsylvania are takingtheir courses on a pass-fail basis, reportedthe Daily Pennsylvania. Although over halfof the pass grades would have been A’sand B’s, the students questioned said thatthey liked not having to worry about doingbadly in the class and that they felt thepass-fail system allowed them toconcentrate more on their other courses.Fifteen percent of the freshmen weretaking their language classes on a pass-failbasis, while one German student said thatof the eighteen people in the class only onewas taking the class for a grade.Male co-eds“Coeds” have been causing problems inone dorm at Wellesley, although in thiscase it’s male students co-habitating afemale dorm which has caused problems.According to MIT’s The Tech, two menwere placed in a Wellesley hall at the lastminute during recent housing reassignments. The hall had not previouslybeen coed, and some residents complainedabout the presence of the two men, the factthat they had not been told of the coedassignment, and that the men had been inadequently screened for inclusion in theexchange program. The program, whichhas been running successfully for severalyears, places men from MIT in dorms atWellesley and women from Wellesley intoMIT dorms.Away from it allUniversity of North Carolina studentshave a chance to get away from it all anda University-leased place to get away toonly an hour and a half from campus. Forthe past 25 years, the University hasrented 230 acres of land at Kerr Lake andlets students use the facilities for anominal yearly membership fee plus anightly user fee, although there is a grouprate for residences and fraternities. TheUniversity also rents canoes and providesa ramp for those who wish to bring theirown, and uses the membership and userfees to pay for maintenance to the grounds.Pay up or drop outA survey conducted by the University ofTexas Office of Financial Aid shows that alarge percentage of students who aredependent upon financial aid see droppingout of school as a viable option. Up to 54.3percent of the students polled who aredependent upon financial aid are considering dropping out in reaction toPresident Reagan’s financial aid cuts. Fewplan to leave school permanently,however, many said they would returnafter working for a few years and savingthe money they would need.Black GreeksThe five predominantly black Greekhouses at the University of Pennsylvania,three sororities and two fraternities, haveformed a Black Inter-Greek Council “tofoster unity” and help the houses to “worktogether and possibly draw on more peoplein the scope of the project.” The housesstress that the fraternities and sororitiesstrive for unity, leadership, and academicexcellence above all, like most otherhouses. 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However, no context or ex¬planation could ever justify Mr. Crane’s alltoo familiar characterization of the SovietUnion as those scummy “barbarians.” Inthis precarious, nuclear age, when interna¬tional relations are so painfully important,Mr. Crane’s mockery of disarmament is ap¬palling. Yet, Mr. Getschman still findscause to defend such statements, arguingabout the protection of America’s superiorvalues, like the importance of the individualbefore the state. Mr. Getschman should askhimself if this individual would have morevalue before or after a nuclear catastro¬phe.Mr. Getschman’s defense of Crane’sviews on education also lacks any real in¬sight. Granted, Mr. Crane’s concern for gov¬ernment involvement in educational fund¬ing might be valid. But, one really wondersif Mr. Crane disapproves of high taxes orrather of the purpose for which this moneyis used. If Crane sees nuclear disarmamentas an impossibility and parity with the Sovi¬et defense system as the only solution to thearms crisis, his concern for the taxpayers’dollar is suspicious. Indeed, his party’s lackof cuts in the defense budget reflects someof our political representatives’ over¬simplification of an increasing world prob¬lem, and Crane’s insensitive responsesseems to place him among this group. Per¬ haps Mr. Getschman should mediate on whyjanitors and truck drivers or any humanbeing should have to pay for an uncontroll¬able war between two super-powers insteadof their children’s education.I realize I am in a dangerous position, nothaving heard Mr. Crane’s entire speech.Still, I think it more dangerous that Mr.Getschman can write off Crane’s callous re¬marks as “one hysterical-sounding sen¬tence.” Does not this one sentence showRepresentative Phillip Crane’s zealous con¬viction that our government should not evenattempt to work for peace. Perhaps theMaroon, Mr. Gross, and myself have givenMr. Crane more attention than he ever de¬served. But, if we are ever to find a solutionto this present mess, attitudes like Mr.Getschman’s praise of Phillip Crane’s rhet¬oric should be tempered by some moreserious reflection and a willingness to drawconclusions.Sincerely,Susan L. GallagherListen to CraneTo the Editor:As on other occasions in the past, theMaroon has abused its near-monopoly onthe campus news media to distort the newsand take a cheap shot at an opponent. Thereport (Friday, April 16) on CongressmanPhilip Crane’s address on April 14 almostentirely missed the point of the address.While Crane spent the bulk of his time talk¬ing about the nation’s economic dilemmaand the efforts of the President and Con¬gress to deal with it, the Maroon drew itsheadline and the substance of the articlefrom answers Mr. Crane gave to questionsasked after the address. In addition, Crane’sremarks, especially those dealing with stu¬dent loans and the character of the Sovietleadership were taken out of context, as ifCrane’s assertions were unqualified and asif he supplied no reasons for holding hisopinions.A CONVERSATIONonTHE SPIRITUAL LIFE AND SOCIAL ACTIONApril 27-28, 1982The CONVERSATION explores the connections between theology,spiritual discipline and its present socio-political struggles with insightsfrom Latin America, Britain and the USA. Questions seeking an answerrelate to the hostility between a personal spirituality and a socially activeChristianity. Is the choice between pietism and social radicalism or doesthe activist need spiritual resources for survival and growth?The sessions are open to all interested parties.The leaders are:- The Rev. KENNETH LEECH, author of YOUTHQUAKE, SOUL FRIEND,and most recently THE SOCIAL GOD. Presently he is Race RelationsOfficer for the Church of England and is a well known spiritual director.- The Rev. SEGUNDO GALILEA, author of a number of books includingFOLLOWING JESUS and BEATITUDES AND MISSION is a RomanCatholic diocesan priest who has worked in Latin America in the area ofspiritual renewal for the past 20 years. Presently he is visiting pastoraltheologian at The Catholic Theological Union.- The Rev. DAVID TRACY, Prof, of Theology at the Divinity School of theUniversity of Chicago has most recently authored BLESSED RAGEFOR ORDER and THE ANALOGICAL IMAGINATIONTuesdayApril 27Wednesday,April 28 PROGRAM4:00 PM THE SEARCH FOR A SPIRITUALITY IN LATIN AMERICAThe Rev. Segundo Galilea7:30 PM ON SEEING, HEARING, AND DOING THE WORDThe Rev. David Tracy1 0:30 AM SPIRITUALITY AND SOCIAL JUSTICE: DISINTEGRATIONOR UNITY? The Rev. Kenneth Leech4:00 PM HAS LIBERATION THEOLOGY CREATED A NEWCHRISTIAN EXPERIENCE? The Rev. Segundo Galilea7:30 PM TOWARDS A CHRISTIAN MATERIALISMThe Rev. Kenneth LeechDISCUSSIONfollows each sessionAll sessions take place in the main lounge ofST. STEPHEN'S HOUSE4745 South Ellis Ave.For further information and/or reservations please call 924-452014—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 27, 1982LettersPerhaps Mr. Gross was led to his attackon Congressman Crane (Letters, April 20)by his reading of the Maroon’s distorted ac¬count. He quotes the Maroon as his source,as though he himself had not attended thelecture. No, Mr. Gross, Crane did not rele¬gate Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, et al. to the ranksof barbarians and scum.A high point in cheap, amateurish journal¬ism is achieved in “Null and Void” (April20), in which Mr. Crane’s characterizationof the Soviet leadership is trotted out onceagain. The attribution of “cro-magnon intel¬ligence” and “inability to think clearly” toCrane are, considering the relative levels ofaccuser and accused, really ludicrous.As a postscript: I am a bit amused at thehorror aroused by Congressman Crane’s aptcharacterization of the Soviet leadership.But judging from the type of coverage theMaroon has devoted to the no-nukes crowdlately, I’m not surprised at its willingness tocontemplate the existence of an aggressive,militaristic enemy with a consistent recordof violence and duplicity.Patrick J. LallyFalklands Islands IIITo the Editor:Having learned in Mr. Gurney’s letterthat fascist crimes are fascist crimes whereas marxist crimes are fascist crimes (Forthe scholarly inclined: “Even Stalin hadmuch more in common with a fascist thugthan with a true communist.” Here Mr. Gur¬ney will have to vastly expand the list of the-not-so-true-marxists or, as an alternative,vastly expand the horizons of our politicalscience. May I suggest the latter, it beingmore amenable to completion in a lifespan.). and having exhausted all of 20th cen¬tury history, and what has yet to come, inthe six opening paragraphs we get a glimpseof the modest Artglo-Argentiman conflict inthe closing one.It is stated there that the Islands areclaimed by the fascistic military junta. TheIslands, Mr. Gurney, are claimed by the Ar¬gentine Republic and by every single gov¬ ernment, democratic or not, since its illegalseizure 150 years ago by somebody who didso on behalf of the British Crown after ex¬pelling, imprisoning and killing the Argen¬tinian settlers, lowering the Argentinianflag and sending the Argentinian Command¬er back to the mainland. If the nature of theArgentinian government is the issue I do notunderstand why we did not get the Islandsback at some point in the past when we werebehaving much more properly. Many Ar¬gentinians are as interested in recoveringthe Islands as in recovering democracy.The next argument which states that theArgentinian claims are “remnants of Span¬ish colonialism” is such a powerful one thatI am ready to strike the following deal withMr. Gurney. If you can persuade theForeign Office to include it as one amongthe legal arguments adopted by the Britishside I swear to you that it will take very littlepersuading on my part to get the Argentin¬ian government to grant you and all your de¬scendants in the male line a formidable pen¬sion, and the gracious title of “LordDeliverer”. This argument constitutes thelegal basis of Argentinian sovereignty overthe Islands.As for the statement that there are noSpanish speaking persons on the Islands(which nonetheless strikes me as a bit an¬achronistic) I very much agree. And, nodoubt with incredible prescience, so wouldthe British agents in charge of bringingsettlers to the Islands short after the seizure150 years ago. They had to fight againstsome prejudices and a little piece of legisla¬tion that stated that in order to hold land twoquite irrelevant qualifications had to bemet: to be white and English speaking. TheBritish agents, quite reluctantly of course,were somehow able to comply. But some re¬cord of their dissenting views must existsomewhere, although I am sad to report thatit has not been found up to this day. Thesettlers, being mainly Scottish, of courseknew nothing. 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APRIL 288:00 p.m.International House1414 E. 59th St.ADMISSION FREE AND OPEN TO THE PUBLIC.FOOD COA new Food Co-op isbeing formed inHyde Park- Freshest Food - Save money- Open to U of Cstudents, faculty,and staffFOR MOREINFO CALL STUDENT GOVERNMENT *753-327316—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 27, 1982Women sputter in seventhBy Lee BadgettThe softball team missed a chance to winits first home game of the season when itlost 13-8 to Wheaton College on Friday. Bothteams entered the game with only one win totheir credit. As might be expected fromsuch evenly matched teams, the gamestayed close until the Maroons ran into di¬saster in the seventh inning. It was a frus¬trating end to a w'eek in which the team wastrounced 15-5 by North Park in Monday’shome opener, and then overwhelmed LakeForest 14-8 two days later for the season’sonly win.In the Wheaton game, solid fielding byboth teams dominated the early innings.Well-placed hits and steals set up scoringopportunities with Wheaton taking a 2-1 leadin the second inning. Bev Davis’s hit in thebottom of the third sent Wendy Pietrzakhome to tie the score at two.Wheaton moved ahead in the fifth whenthe Maroons’ fielding weakened. LeftfielerSue Fortunato misjudged a hit and right-fielder Sharon Blanchette dropped a fly ball,thus accounting for Wheaton’s three addi¬tional runs. Chicago took advantage ofwalks and wild pitches in its half of the in¬ning to score one run.The visitors extended their lead to 8-3 inthe sixth with a three-run homer. Coach PatKirby then replaced pitcher Bev Davis withKittie Wyne, who loaded the bases beforepulling the team out of the inning. Chicagothen took advantage of Wheaton’s controlproblems to score five runs in the bottom ofthe inning.Despite the Maroons’ offensive momen¬tum, they were unable to maintain a consis¬tent defensive effort. Wheaton came rightback in the last inning to score five moreruns and put the game out of reach. Kirby expressed disappointment with theteam’s loss of concentration in the seventhinning. She did, however, have praise forsome individual performances, especiallyDavis’s pitching debut. Pitching has beenthe team’s weakness throughout the season,but Davis walked only five batters in 5V2 in¬nings in one of the team’s best pitching dis¬plays of the season.Another fine pitching performance wasturned in by Wyne in the Lake Forest game.Wyne only gave up five walks and receivedstrong support from the rest of the team.Dana Pryde played what Kirby termed as“heads up” game at shortstop, catching atough fly ball and making a double play.Fortunato made a sensational shoe-stringcatch in center field, while catcher CathyCohen played a strong game at the plate. Allthis coupled with a good offensive effort —highlighted by Karen Kitchen’s triple —earned the Maroons their first win of theseason. The team’s record now stands at1-9.TennisThe men’s tennis team overwhelmedNortheastern Illinois University in a dualmeet held last Wednesday. The Maroons’task was made easier by the fact that North¬eastern failed to provide competition in thefifth and sixth singles slots.UC vs. Northeastern IllinoisSingles: 1 — Peter Kang (UC) d. Jeff Wechsler(NIU) 6-2, 5-7, 6-3. 2 — Phil Mowery (UC) d. Mar¬tin Lasusa (NIU) 6-1, 6-4. 3 — Kevin Cooper (NIU)d. Zenon Kraus (UC) 3-6, 7-6, 6-4. 4 — Bill Wild(UC) d. Miguel Chavarria (NIU) 6-0, 6-0.Doubles: 1 — Londin, Kraus (UC) d. Cooper, La¬susa (NIU) 6-4. 6-3. 2 — Dix, Kotz (UC) d. Hauser,Chavarria (NIU) 6-1, 6-3.72nd l Stony IsloOpen Mon.-Thurs(V/i until 7:30 p.m684-0400 SportsDana Pryde slides into home last Monday. 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HOTPASTRAMI^; o„BB<JHAM Reg.1.75 onlyMORR Y’S DELLOCATED INTHE UNIVERSITY BOOKSTOREHOI RS: 7:30 A H-4:30 PM HO\.-FRI.9 AM-4 PH SAT.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 27, 1982—17Campus FilmsThe Little Foxes (William Wyler, 1941)Sam Goldwyn's first production for RKO re¬lease was a stinging, blue-ribbon dramatiza¬tion of greed, hatred, and double-dealing ina decadent, turn-of-the-century Southernfamily. Another imbalanced vehicle forBette Davis’ pyrotechnics this was not.Bette’s W’arner days were over, and withthem vanished her familiar mannerismsand her confinement to formula-wearied,star-centered roles. Instead, The LittleFoxes capitalized on an outstanding script(adapted from Lillian Heilman’s successfulstageplay), expert direction and photo¬graphy (Gregg Toland, of Citizen Kane,Wuthering Heights, and Grapes of Wrathfame), and an exceptionally experiencedsupporting cast. Five were veterans of theoriginal Broadway production — CharlesDingle, Carl Benton Reid, Dan Duryea, Pa¬tricia Collinge, and John Marriott; andthree others — Teresa Wright, Herbert Mar¬shall, and Richard Carlson — were accom¬plished stage performers. Yet all but Carl¬son and Marshall were making their screendebuts. Although Bette’s mercenary ogressis a model of dramatic control, it is Col-linge’s Birdie who steals the show. A haunt¬ing, penetrating success. Thurs., Apr. 29 at8:30 pm. LSF. $2.00 — PFThe Outlaw Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood,1976). As Wales, Eastwood plays a peacefulfarmer turned bitter renegade after Unionsoldiers murder his family and burn hishome. He joins a posse of outlaws until theysell out and are killed, save for the posseleader (John Vernon) and a young lad, whoacts as the Eastwood fanatic until he dies.With a $5,000 price on his head Wales headsfor Texas, picking up a “civilized” English-speaking Indian chief, a brave but babblingCherokee squaw and a puritanical Grandma(Paula Trueman) and her winsome nephew,who naturally falls for her macho male pro¬tector. They reach Texas and hole up in awell-built cabin, from where W’ales makespeace with the local Indians and polishes offCalendarTUESDAYCalvert House: Sacrament of Reconciliation. 11:30am; mass, 12 noon and 5 pm; brown bag lunch,12:30 pm, 5735 University.TM Club: Group meditation, 12 noon, Ida Noyes.Commuter Co-op: Meets 12:30 pm, Gates-Blake 1.Comp Center Seminar: Introduction to System1022 Database Management System, 4:00-5:30 pm,Harper 103.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: TurkishRound TabIe-‘‘Turkey, Today and Tomorrow:Prospects for Stability and Democracy" speakerliter Turan, 4:00 pm. Pick 218.Dept of Microbiology: "Recent Studies on X-Chromosome Inactivation” speaker Dr. StanleyGartler, 4:00 pm, Cummings rm 850.Dept, of Physics: "Molecular Photoionization Dy¬namics-Progress and Prospects” speaker JosephDehmer, 4:30 pm, Eckhart 133.Episcopal Church Council:Evensong at BondChapel, 5:15 pm.Lutheran Campus Ministry: Eucharist and sup¬per, 5:30 pm; discussion-”Medieval Images ofChrist” speaker Bernard McGinn, 5500 Wood-lawn.Aikido Club: Meets 5:30-7:30 pm, Field House.Racquetball Club: Meets 6:30 pm, cts 1 and 2 in theField House.Morris Dancers: Learn ritual English dance,7:00-9:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Speech Team: Meets 7:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Hillel: Movie-"Operation Thunderbolt” 7:30 pm,5715 Woodlawn.Comm, on the Conceptual Foundations of Science:"Towards a Generic Theory of How the BrainWorks” speaker Jack Cowan, 8:00 pm, Cobb room107.WEDNESDAYCareer Counseling and Placement: Summer Jobinformation workshop in the Career Library,Reynolds Club room 201, 12 noon til 1:00 pm.Italian Table: Meets at 12 noon in the Blue Gar¬goyle to speak Italian.French Table: Meets 12:30 pm in the Blue Gar¬goyle.Hillel: Celebration on the quadrangles, dancingand singing to music, 12:30 pm.Crossroads: English classes for foreign women,2:00 pm, 5621 Blackstone.Comp Center Seminar: Introduction to TREA¬TISE 3:30-5:00 pm, Classics 10.Dept of Biochemistry: “Cell Interactions and Mul¬ticellular Development in Myxococcus” speakerDale Kaiser, 4:00 pm, Cummings room 101.UC NOMOR: Meets 6:00 pm, Cobb 104.Table Tennis Club: Meets 7:00-10:00 pm. Field the remaining Union soldiers. All the ele¬ments of the pre-‘‘Bronco Billy” Eastwoodimage are evident — the stare, the sharp¬shooter, the symbolic spit and soft-pedalledsexism. The film is also stocked with somehokey dialogue and plenty of “Western”cliches. Eastwood the director is known asprompt and profitable. He knows his audi¬ence, his image and his limits. So it’s no sur¬prise he’s turned out this slick, entertainingand risk-free work. Thu., April 29 at 8:00p.m. $1.50 DOC — JMCThe Devil is a Woman (Sternberg, 1935). Inthis farce set in turn-of-the-century Spainduring the Carnival season (Paramountwithdrew the film from circulation in Spainbecause of the film’s satire on the GuardiaCivil) Dietrich plays sexy Concha Perez, awoman with “ice where most people havehearts.” She is revealed mostly in flash¬back, as told by Don Pasqual (LionellAtwill), a middle-aged Aristocrat, to Anton¬io Galvan, a lovestruck Spanish revolutiona¬ry. Pasqual tells of his past at the hands ofthis elusive ostensibly to save Galvan froma similar fate, though actually to save thepopular Perez for himself. Both men meetunsuspectingly in Concha’s parlour. A duelensues, with Galvan the victor, though theromantic rebel gains nothing but frustrationfrom his triumph. When Dietrich slowsdown her rapid eye movements, she is softlyenticing. However, most of the film she is,perhaps intentionally, insufferable. Withher callous insolence, exaggerated deliveryand inexplicable behavior, she is a paradox¬ically asexual seductress. Like this last filmshe made with Sternberg, Dietrich is a com¬posite of images devoid of deeper meaning.Tues., April 27th at 8:00. $1.50 DOC—JMCMathias Kneissl (Reinhard Hauff, 1971).Unavailable for screening. Tues., April 27that 8:00. $1.50 Renaissance Societv andDOC.Alice in the Cities (Wim Wenders, 1974). Didnot arrive in time for screening. Wed., April28th at 8:00. $1.50 DOCHouse.Women’s Union: Meets 7:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Badminton Club: Meets 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes gym.Calvert House: Choir practice, 7:30 pm, 5735 Uni¬versity.Libertarians: Meets 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Science Fiction Club: Meets 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Al-Anon Group: Meets 8:00 pm, Hyde Park Uni¬tarian Church, 57th and University.International House: “Return to Poland” PBSDocumentary followed by a discussion by the film¬maker Marian Marzynski, 8:00 pm, 1414 E. 59thSt.Country Dancers: Folk dances of England andAmerica taught, 8:30 pm, Ida Noyes.THURSDAYComm, on Genetics: “Feedback Regulation in theHeat Shock Response of Drosophila" speakerBeth DiCominico, 12 noon, Erman Biology Center,room 106.Episcopal Church Council: Holy Eucharist, 12noon at Bond Chapel.Noontime Concert: Mary Boodell, flute. 12:15 pm,Goodspeed Recital Hall. Free.Comm, on Genetics: “Hybrid Dysgenesis in Dro¬sophila Melanogaster” speaker Michael Simmons,2:30 pm, Cummings room 101.Public Policy Lectures: "Tax Policy and UrbanDevelopment" speaker Thomas Hynes, 3:30 pm,Wieboldt 303.Comp Center Seminar: Introduction to System1022 Database Management System, 4:00 pm,Harper 103.Comm, on Virology: “Gene Activation by RNATumor Viruses” speaker Dr. Benjamin Neel, 4:00pm, Cummings 101.El Salvador Solidarity Group: Meets 5:00 pm, IdaNoyes.U of C Judo Club: Meets 6:00 pm, Bartlett gym.Aikido Club: Meets 6:30-8:30 pm, Field House.Chicago Lampoon: Meets 7:00 pm, Ida Noyes.United Methodist Foundation: “Women and Reli¬gion in America” speaker Rosemary Keller, 7:00pm, 1448 E. 53rd St.MARRS: Meets 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes.Women’s Rap Group: Co-sponsored by Women’sUnion and GALA, 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes room 301.Calvert House: Prayer Group, 8:00 pm, 5735 Uni¬versity.Collegiate Lectures in the Liberal Arts: “Ethicsand Equity: The Tyranny of Principles” speakerStephen Toulmin, 8:00 pm, Swift Lecture Hall.Stamp Club: Meets 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Hillel: Hillel mid term week^tudy break, 9:30 pm,5715 Woodlawn. 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Heat included 3389610.Seeking female roommate to share 3 bdrm apt56th & Univ. $160/mo. Available 6/1. Prefernonsmoking grad student 643 2454Furn Apt & Rms Now Non-smoke From $225363 3458Studio-efficiency apt 55th Hyde Pk Blvd availMay 1 220/mo. Furnished all utilities Loren753 3191 days 643 0665 eves.Nr. UC large 4 rm apt tile bath shower britesunny front and rear porch avail now 288 0718Lg quiet STUDIO, 57 & Dorch, avail May 1,$325/mo Sun. Indry, & remodelled. Keith 9627759 days.WANTED: Two roommates, one immediately,one from July 1, to share 6 br apt, 56th and Kenwood, two fireplaces, large kitchen, sunporch,$162/mo., heat incl 667 6674Two bedroom apt at 57th and Kenwood.$480/month. For more info, call 493-6154 OVERSEAS JOBS Summer/year round"Europe. S. Amer., Australia, Asia. All Fields5500 SI200 monthly. Sightseeing Free infoWrite IJC Box 52 IL5 Corona Del Mar, CA92625.Get a summer job! College students, be a stepahead of the others. 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Reliable, enjoys childrenAnn, 955 6033RESUMES for quality service, veryreasonable rates and fast delivery call JordanResume Service 734-5715 weekdays after 5:00pmTerm papers typed, reasonable rates, pickupand delivery. 783 1345MATH TUTOR-Calculus, Trig, Algebra andGeometry. Call Joe, nite 271 2934, day 458 2000X3538PERSONALSWRITERS'WORKSHOP (Plaza 2-8377).The B school follies, "Life in the Faust Lane"are May 14 15. Tickets avail at Reynolds Club.Steve & Nancy: thank you for Being. JGDKeithUltra violence! Ultra sex! Ultra cinema! SeeStanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange! Friday April 30, Quantrell Hall, 7:00 and 9 30!RIDESPassenger wanted Portland area, late MayCall Plaza 2 8377.CHILDREN NEEDEDChildren needed for University of Chicagoreading study. Earn money. It's fun and fducational. Does this describe you? 5 or 6th gradeleft handed boy or girl? 7 or 8th grade righthanded boy or girl? Please call 753 4735 fordetails.CLASSICSin transit. The Peer Pressure Radio ShowWeekly shipments from Wax Trax make theirdebut. Wednesday evenings, 11 pm 2 am, onWHPK 88 3 FMmarian realty,inc.aREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400 STEP TUTORINGHelp a kid feel bright and intelligent. Volunteerto tutor an elementary or high school studentfor two hours a week. Contact Peter at 643 1733(evenings) for more information.HAIRCUTS BYMERRIEThe haircuts everyone is talking about. Professional styling in the relaxed atmosphere of myhome for only S10. Call today 324 4105.PROFESSIONAL RESUMESERVICESame Day Service Free Resume Analysis JobResumes Introduction 8. Follow Up LettersComposition Design IBM Typing Offset Printing 1525 E . 53rd Street 947 0300.TITUS ANDRONICUSRockefeller Chancel Players presentsShakespeare's "TITUS ANDRONICUS"directed by Ronald Falzone, Friday, Saturday,Sunday April 23 through May 2 at 8:30 pm. 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Field HouseThursday: 6:30 8:30pm, Field HouseSaturday: 13pm, Field HouseMEETTHESTEPHENSThe third in the documentary film series "6American Families"—to be shown atRockefeller Chapel this Thurs., Apr 29, at 7 30pm. Call 753 3381 for informationCOFFEEHOUSEThursday, April 29, Performers are Brian &Peggy Hyland (English, Irish, Scottish Folksonqs & sea chanties) at 9:00 & 10 30 pm., andBarry Brogan (Instrumental guitar, blues,ragtime, good 'ole tunes), at 9:45 & 11:15pm.At the Blue Gargoyle, 57th & University. Goodfood & drink sold also. Admission 50c. Admission & food & drink free to anyone volunteeringto help set up for the show (at 7:30 pm) or cleanup afterwards (midnight). Leave message forKaren at 955-4108 if interestedCLOCKWORKORANGEBrush up on your Nadsat and prepare yourselffor the New Order! See Stanley Kubrick's AClockwork Orange! 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