mamummmf-News Analysis-Woodlawn speaks outpage, six InsideHerpes on campuspage eight —The Chicago MaroonVolume 91, No. 49 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1982 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, April 20, 1982No clues yet inKimbark slayingBy Robin Kirk andWilliam RauchThe brutal murder last Friday ofHyde Park resident Fern Jordan,50, has left police of the 21st districtmomentarily baffled.Jordan, of 5440 S. Kimbark, wasfound by police in her bathroom se¬verely beaten about the head. Re¬sponding to a call from worriedcoworkers alarmed at her ab¬sence, police found her door lockedat 9:00 am and called her son toopen it.Detective Sudarski of the AreaOne Violent Crimes Unit says thatno weapon has been recovered yet.“Anything I could say right nowwould be pure speculation,” saidSudarski. Investigators have unco¬vered no evidence of forced entry,theft, or sexual assault.Jordan, an employee of North¬eastern Illinois University, wasdead when police arrived. Thecoroner's report stated that herdeath resulted from seven contu¬sions of the head. No exact time ofdeath has been established.One neighbor said that Jordanwas “very quiet and friendly” andhad no enemies. The neighbor saidthat she learned of the murderfrom the newspapers. “Everyonewas shocked.”Another neighbor said that Jor¬dan was “helpful” and the “best¬loved” occupant of the complex,adding that she lived a solitary life.“I can’t imagine that she wouldhave anv enemies.” The neighbor said that she sawnothing suspicious the night of themurder. “It was quiet. I didn’t seeany strange people or hear anybarking dogs.”She added that she was “dumb¬founded” about the murder. Shedescribed Jordan as “very cau¬tious” and mentioned that Jordanhad had an alarm system installedin her apartment after her hus¬band’s death. “I don’t know howanyone she didn't know could havegotten in,” she said.The neighbor said that she foundout about the murder Friday morn¬ing when she called Jordan’s em¬ployer.The neighbor said that she is notafraid to go out at night but thatshe is “more cautious”.“I wish I could feel safer,” shesaid.A third neighbor called Jordan“very nice and pleasant. I haveonly the best to say about her.”She said that Jordan had movedinto the complex when it was firstbuilt eleven to twelve years ago.Jordan had two sons and a “bigfamily”.The neighbor said that there was“absolutely nothing suspicious”the night of the murder.She too said that she was “notafraid” to go out. She said that shehas a “strange feeling” because ofthe murder but added “you can’tstop living.” PHOTO BY WILLIAM MUDGEStudents voting at Cobb in yesterday's SG elections. Voting in the elections continues Monday.Teach-in to discuss nuclear threatBy Ian PolumbaumWays in which citizens and gov¬ernment can work together to pre¬vent nuclear war will be the em¬phasis of Thursday's “GroundZero Day: Nuclear War and Howto Prevent It.” The teach-in, beingheld all day in Mandell Hall, is oneof several hundred such eventsplanned across the country.Ruth Adams, editor of the UC-headquartered Bulletin of AtomicERA sponsors are pessimisticBy Darrell WuDunnSupporters of the Equal RightsAmendment (ERA) are making afinal drive for ERA passage beforeits June 30 deadline. However,principle supporters in the IllinoisHouse are not optimistic.According to Rep. BarbaraFlynn Currie (D-Hyde Park), voteon changing the three-fifths rule“has been prevented by the Speak¬er” George Ryan. Currie present¬ed proposals for the rules changefourteen months ago to the rulescommittee, but thus far a vote hasnot been brought to the House.“The Speaker has tried variousstrategies,” she said, to stop pas¬sage of the rules change.Passage of ERA in Illinois, theonly industrial state not to havepassed it, primarily hinges on removal of the three-fifths require¬ment. Currently, 107 votes areneeded in the House to pass ERA.A simple majority would requireonly 89 votes. In the last vote onERA taken in 1980, 102 representa¬tives favored ERA passage.“With a simple majority, ERAwould pass in a minute,” Curriesaid. According to Rep. Susan Ca¬tania (R-22) another principlesponsor of ERA in the House,99-100 representatives currentlyfavor ERA passage. Catania, a candidate for Lt. Gov¬ernor in the Republican primarylast month, said Speaker Ryan hasused unusual procedures to pre¬vent a change in the three-fifthsrule. Members of the Rules Com¬mittee, who are appointed by theSpeaker, split 10-10 on the ruleschange. A vote in favor of thechange would bring a full vote bythe House.Normally, said Catania, thecommittee hears testimony byvarious assemblymen, makes arecommendation, and then in¬cludes it along with the proposal.The proposal is then presented inits entirety to the House floor.However, with the three-fifthsrule change proposal, the commit¬tee sent out some of the individualresolutions of the proposal separa¬tely, Catania said. The three-fifthsrule change resolution was notamong these.“It’s a complicated proceduralgame he (Ryan) is playing,” saidCurrie.Catania said that Ryan told herthat ERA could be heard by thecommittee as a whole, that is, bythe entire assembly. Catania saidthat as soon as the rule change hasbeen made, she would like to seeERA discussed by the entire asse¬mbly. According to Catania, GovernorJames Thompson supports pas¬sage of ERA but not passage of thethree-fifths rule change. He has notindicated to her that he is doinganything to persuade non-ERAsupporters to switch their posi¬tion.“If I were Governor, I wouldn’twant to let this go unpassed goinginto the election,” she said.“Thompson should not sit on hishands,” said Currie, “he should en¬courage Ryan to be as fair as heis.”Catania ran her campaign for Lt.Governor primarily on her pro-ERA stand. She finished an unex¬pectedly strong second to Ryan.The effects of Catania's showingin the primary are unclear. WhileCurrie believes that it “is an im¬portant message to Ryan,” amongmembers of the assembly “therehas not been any massive shift.”Catania is not sure how her pri¬mary showing is affecting Republi¬can party members. “I think thatmost Republican candidates, ifthey expect any support from me,had better support the EqualRights Amendment,” she said.“Whether my support means any¬thing to them,” she added, “weprobably will discover in the up¬coming months.” Scientists and a member of theGround Zero Committee, said theGround Zero Day activities arebeing aimed toward educating thepublic about its own potential rolein making, influencing, and forcingthe implementation of a new gov¬ernment policy to scale down thenuclear arms race, and reduce thethreat of thermonuclear war."For the first time in 37 years ofnuclear weapons," she said, “peo¬ple are coming to understand theconsequences of nuclear weapons.This is the challenge but the publicdoes not yet understand how theycan really go about it.”The program will begin at 9 a.m.with the keynote address bv Spur¬geon Keeny, Jr. A scholar-in-resi¬dence at the National Academy ofSciences, Keeny served on the Na¬tional Security Council and as dep¬uty director of the US Arms Con¬trol and Disarmament Agency.The first of four panel discus¬sions entitled “Foreign Policy andNuclear Brinksmanship" begins at10 a m. Panelists will discuss theproliferation, postponement of ne¬gotiations, and threat of nuclearwar as instruments of US foreignpolicy.David Salzman. a graduate stu¬dent who will moderate the panel,said that the arms race is “in¬sane.”“Just about every major archi¬tect in America’s current militarypolicy believes that the arms racehas run amok." he said. He cited arecent appeal for the US to pledgenot to be the first to use atomicbombs, written by George Kennan(creator of the doctrine of “con¬tainment” of the USSR),McGeorge Bundy (security advi¬sor to presidents Kennedy andJohnson), Robert McNamara(Secretary of Defense during the1960s), and Gerard Smith (SALT negotiator from 1969-1972).The second panel discussion,“Domestic Impact of the NuclearArms Race," will be held at 11a.m.National Security alternatives tonuclear arms such as required na¬tional service and improvement ofconventional forces will be consi¬dered in the session, "Can the USReduce Its Dependance on NuclearWeapons?”Ben Frankel, who will chair thesession, said he favors non-nuclearalternatives, and “a foreign policythat uses all instruments availableto assert American interests.”“Much of the peace and stabilityaround the world depends on theimage of a strong United States.”he said. “Anyone who wants to pre¬vent nuclear proliferation mustsupport a strong and reliable US”because when allies "suspect thatthe US will not provide a politicaland military umbrella and is notwilling to use its strength to protectthem” they will manufacture theirown warheads.Writer Studs Terkel w ill moder¬ate the final panel, “How to Pre¬vent the Third World War.” Adamssaid she views this one as the mostsignificant. The audience, she said,will see that “there is somethingthey can do. There is a way forthem to engage themselves if theywant to.”Michael Griffin, a graduate stu¬dent serving on the Ground ZeroCommittee who deliver the closingremarks, said Ground Zero Daywill be “less of an academic exer¬cise and more oriented toward peo¬ple getting involved ” Unlike theautumn teach-in here, he said,speakers will “take for grantedthat the audience is already horri¬fied of nuclear war We don't needNuclear War 101.”Continued on page 11CHARTWELL HOUSESPECIALSbring you the finest in diningat veryaffordable prices.Featuring Coastal Valley winesBusinessperson’s LuncheonMonday thru Friday, 11:30 am to 2 pmChoose from the Chefs dailyselection of specialty sandwiches 9menu includes:Soup du jour, sandwich,homemade potato chips, plusone complimentary cocktail' all for only$095 p/u,fj tax and tipTuesday Night from 5:30 to 10 p.m.STEAK & LOBSTER6 oz. butt steak and lobster tailwith potato and saladonl5, s15.95 Friday Night from 5:30 to 10 p.mBARBECUED RIBSand salad with dressingoMy $7^5Saturday Night from 5 to 10 p.m.ALASKAN KING CRABSalad and vegetable of the day*12.95The Chartwell Housein theJL HYDE PARK HILTON4900 South Lake Shore Drive 288-58002—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 20, 1982News in briefVoter turnout highVoter turnout for yesterday’s round of SGelection is "fairly high,” said SG Vice-Presi¬dent Sufia Khan. Khan said that the turnoutat the law and medical schools was good.1400 to 1500 students are expected to votein the University-wide election, but only 300of these will be graduate students, she said.These figures are higher than usual, sheadded.Khan said that "there was not as muchelectioneering on the Quads this year com¬pared to last.”Polling places will be set up today in Cobbfrom 10:30 to 11:30 and from 12:30 to 1:30,and in the Reynolds Club from 11:00 to 1:30.SG has decided to open the Law Schoollounge voting place again todav from 12:30to 1:30.Khan said the results should be ready byearly this evening. She said she will post theresults at the Student Activities and StudentGovernment offices, and will personallycontact the winners of the Executive Coun¬cil positionsOBS sponsors poetThe poet Nikki Giovanni will be here Fri¬day, April 23 to give a poetry reading anddeliver a lecture. The reading will be held at3:30 pm in the Reynolds Club Lounge, to befollowed by a reception from 4:30 to 6:30.She will again read from her works andspeak at 8:00 pm in the Law School auditori¬um.The lecture is free for students and $1.50for others.Between 1968 and 1979, Giovanni wrote 15books, two of which were conversations andone a collection of essays. Giovanni has hon¬orary degrees from Wilberforce University,the University of Maryland, Ripon Universi¬ty, and Smith College.In 1971. Giovanni was named Woman of the Year by Mademoiselle magazine. TheAmerican Library Association commendedher work My Home as a Best Book in 1973.Giovanni is also an editorial consultant forEncore American and Worldwide Newsmagazine.The program is sponsored by the Qrgniza-tion of Black Students, the Woman's Union,the Danforth-Compton Committee, the Illinois Art Council the Black Student Associa¬tion of SSA graduate program, and theBlack Student Association of the businessschool.Bettelhiem hereBruno Bettleheim will speak on Parent¬ing in the Eighties” Thursday, April 22, notthis afternoon as reported in Friday'sMaroon. The Maroon regrets the error.The Eagle “returns”Those who have missed the Eagle, a tav¬ern formerly located at 53rd and Black-stone, ought to feel at home in the new Fal¬con Inn which is scheduled to openWednesday.Located at 1605 E. 53rd, the Falcon will befurnished with the bar, tables, photographs,and antique bottles which decorated theEagle.Lampoon, FTA liveDespite whole-hearted attempts by theMaroon staff to do away with it forever, the"For the Asking” column has re-surfaced inanother campus publication, the ChicagoLampoonAfter losing and regaining funding fromthe SG Finance Committee last quarter, theLampoon staff released its first issue of thequarter yesterday. The Chicago MaroonThe following members of the Chicago Maroon, Grey City Journal andChicago Literary Review staffs are expected at tonight’s Maroon elec¬tions. The selection of next year's Maroon editor and several amend¬ments to the constitution will be decided. It is important that a quorum isreached, so please make every effort to make the meeting. If you are onthe staff, but not listed below, please contact Chris Isidore sometimetoday. The election will begin at 7:30 pm. Festivities will follow.-Maroon StaffLee BadgetSheila BlackDavid BlaszkowskyDavid BrooksGeorge ChampKahane Corn-Wally DabrowskiJeff DavitzRobert DeckerTeri DragerAarne EliasAnna FeldmanSue FortunatoCliff GrammichMargo HablutzelVicki HoKeith HorvathRobin KirkJae-ha KimWayne KleinBob LaBelleLinda LeeChris Lesieutre Audrey LightJay McKenzieCharlie MencerWilliam MudgeSherrie NegreaWilliam RauchKoyin ShihHenry OttoJeff TerrellJames ThompsonBob TravisAili TrippJeff WolfAnna YamadaLeslie WickDarrell WuDunnGrey City StaffPat CannonCharles ColemanJim CrottyJohn EganKeith FlemingKira Foster Jim GoodkindSara HerndonMichael HonigsbergAA KambourisRichard KayeRichard MartinNadine McGannVincent MichaelDavid MillerRobin MitchellPat O’ConnellPaul O'DonnellSharon PeshkinMax SandersJudith SilversteinJacob WirtshafterKen WissokerLiterary ReviewCheryl CookAnn KennistonChristopher RvanKG WilkinsBecky WoloshinTHE VISITING FELLOWS COMMITTEEpresentsWALTER B. W RISTONChairman of Citicorpin aQuestion-and-Answer SessionFriday, April 23,1982, 3:30 P.M. Social Sciences 122The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 20, 1982—3LettersThe Ninth Nora and Edward Ryerson LectureP'ROOF,Truth,andConfusionbySaunders Mac LaneTuesday, April 20, at 5 p.m.The Glen A. Lloyd Auditoriumof the Laird Bell Law Quadrangle1111 East 60th StreetSponsored by the University of ChicagoThe University of ChicagoAlumni AssociationpresentsLIFE AFTER GRADUATION:The Study of the Lawan informal discussion of thesignificance of law* in societyfor interested studentsGuests:Dennis HutchinsonLaw School and the CollegeUniversity of ChicagoAnn LousinIJohn Marshall Law SchoolRoger MichenerCommittee on Social Thought and the CollegeUniversity of Chicago12 noon, Wednesday, April 21, 1982Robie House, 5757 Woodlawn AvenueBring your own lunch. (Beverages provided)4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 20, 1982 Crane a barbarianTo the Editor:Representative Phil Crane’s ardent de¬fense of student aid cuts and military expen¬ditures in Swift Hall last Wednesday eve¬ning draws attention to a dangerous spiritand a warped thinking, much of it quite dis¬turbing from one who professes to representa nation which < as he puts it) “is the custodi¬an of superior values in the world.”The Maroon reports (April 16) that Mr.Crane, in response to a question concerningwhy the United States must attain militarysuperiority, said, “When you are dealingwith a bunch of savage, barbarians who arethe most uncivilized scum that ever walkedon the face of the earth you cannot talk dis¬armament.” Well, Mr. Crane, this is cer¬tainly very eloquent. But may I remind youof a few of these “savage barbarians”: Tol¬stoy, Dostoyevsky, Pushkin, Sholokhov,Shostakovich...? Such arrogance would bejust profoundly and unconscionably offen¬sive if not frighteningly indicative of a na¬tionalistic propensity which threatens toruin us all, and Mr. Crane’s comments couldbe dismissed as mere nonsense on stilts if hewere not in a position of supposed respons¬ible public decision-making. If this is Mr.Crane’s world outlook, one cannot help ask¬ing if there can be any sensitive analysis ofany issues behind his flippant rhetoric.Especially troubling is Mr. Crane’s beliefthat one’s education must be in parity withone’s financial resources, not in parity withone’s motivation and promise as a studentor usefulness of society. I, for one, wouldhave thought that federal tax money wouldbe well spent preparing youth for competantaction as thoughtful-minded and responsibleindividuals and citizens. Contrary to whatMr. Crane would have us believe, whatevertrue strength of virtue this nation mightpossess, is to be found in a constructive com¬mitment to education, not the wasteful ac¬cumulation of an arsenal of mass liquida¬tion.I should think that if this planet is ever tobe a better, more peaceful and happy placein which to live, the necessary prerequisitewould be the dismantlement of such blindantagonisms and hostile attitudes to inter¬national peace as Mr. Crane’s. We do, afterall, care about building a healthy nation andpreserving peace. Or do we, Mr. Crane?’ Michael B. Gross,Student in the CollegeFalklands dispute IITo the Editor:In response to the letter in the April 13issue regarding the Falklands/Malvinasdispute I must point out the unfortunate,even humorous, nature of that author’schoice of governments with which to con¬trast that of Great Britain. The history ofthe United Kingdom shows Ireland, as ruledby England, to be a paradigm of apartheidsocieties on which the South African regimecould instructively take notes. Israelitroops, in their behavior toward Palestiniancivilians, find soulmates in the Britishtroops in northern Ireland as I can assurethat author from personal experience. TheArgentinian junta’s methods of repressionhardly stand in contrast to those of a govern¬ment whose employment of physical andpsychological torture against northern Irishdetainees has been well documented by Am¬nesty International, amongst others, a gov¬ernment which was indeed found guilty of"cruel and inhuman treatment" of such de¬tainees by the European Court of HumanRights in 1977.So I must agree that Reagan seems readyto support certain regimes “regardless oftheir internal politics and their record onhuman rights.” Britain returns the favor bycondoning US external policies in distin¬guishing itself as the only European countryto dignify the “free and open democraticelections” in El Salvador with an observer.But do not try to appeal to our memories ofCarter and the moral rectitude of an Ameri¬ca gone by. One remembers Carter drinkingNew Year’s champagne with the Shah ofIran, as indeed befitted this most tenacioussupporter of the Shah, who was a man sure¬ly worthy of the company ofj,\Hitler, Mus¬solini, and Amin.” And our government con¬ tinues to employ the rhetoric of “right” asostentatiously, and with as much justifica¬tion, as ever it did so there is no need to feelwistful.Recognizing the political and economicmotives on both sides, the hilarity of the Ar¬gentinian junta’s presentation of itself asvaliantly anti-imperialist, bravely defyingevil gringo colonialism, is at least matchedby the spectacle of a now wound-licking,now preening, Britain pathetically trying torally world opinion round the defense of ahappily decayed Empire. Pardon me if I sitthis one out.Catherine V. LoveCoverage unfairTo the Editor:I wish to express my dismay with theMaroon’s representation of the candidatesin the Student Government elections. Thewrite-ups the Maroon published on eachcandidate were unfair and in many cases in¬accurate.It is my understanding that interviewswere conducted with each candidate onTuesday Night, April 13, 1982. I have beentold by more than one source that what theMaroon published did not factually repre¬sent those interviews. In your Friday, April16, 1982 edition the Maroon essentially edit¬ed each candidates platform as the editorssaw fit.This process is more commonly known asirresponsible journalism. The Maroonshould have published an accurate summa¬tion of the facts of each candidate’s plat¬form. What the Maroon did was to slanteach write-up in the direction of its endorse¬ments. Though I do not believe in editorialsat the college newspaper level, I am surethat this editorial attitude must be restrict¬ed to the editorial page!The purpose of any newspaper is to recordthe facts and only the facts. If the Maroon isever to break the widely accepted attitudethat it is a MORON newspaper good journal¬ism practices must be followed withoutfail.Present the facts without comment andwhenever possible leave their interpretationto the reader and we will all be better off.Sincerely yours,Steven B. JeffriesJunior in the CollegeBob credits familyTo the Editor:While it is wonderful to see my name inprint, as well as receive nice publicity aboutmy enterprises, I would be in error if I didnot add a clarification to your story.My father, Irving Katzman, is a wonder¬ful loving man who sacrificed his career. Ibelieve, to raise me from 14 to 20. His con¬stant attention, advice and time were end¬lessly available to me and were a major fac¬tor in the successful development of mybusiness.He brought me a thousand hamburgers atthe old wooden stand so I wouldn't starve;he picked up the Sunday New York Times atUnion Station until I was old enough todrive; he even defended me from at leasttwo violent subhuman newspaper truckdrivers (his 220 pounds being more persua¬sive than my 142). These are debts I cannothope to repay.A lot of so-called self-made men like theworld to think they did it all on their own.Well, 1 didn’t. The constant support of myfather, my mother Anne, my sister Bonnie,and even my grandparents were factors inmy continuing success, despite my manyoperations and illnesses over the past 17years. Now my wife, Joyce is an indispens¬able co-worker. My three kinds, aged 1, 3and 7, however, do next to nothing.So while I am very grateful for a most fa¬vorable story about my career, I considerthe success a collective effort of a lovingfamily that was always there when I neededthem. Especially my Dad.Bob KatzmanAll letters to the Editors musthe typed and signed. While the Maroon makesevery effort to print letters in full, we reserve theright to edit for length any submission over 400words When more than one letter is submittedthat expresses a similar opinion, a representativeletter will be printed; - . iLNull and VoidProspies great petsBy Mark TomaAs most UC students know, university pol¬icy forbids the keeping of pets in studenthousing. Any pet worth having, like a dog ora cat, is not allowed. I decided to compro¬mise with the university and buy somemice. I bought two little white mice namedTara and Stacy.They were a big hit on my floor. Myfriends used to come in and dangle them af¬fectionately by their tails out the twelfthstory window. Unfortunately they both de¬veloped drinking problems (maybe it wasbecause we put beer in their water bottles).One morning, after a party, I woke up to findthat Tara had O.D.’d on a mixture of alco¬hol, hard drugs, and Harold’s hot sauce.Stacy was heartbroken. She went into a deepdepression and sought refuge in heavy drugabuse. She learned to synthesize LSD from adisillusioned P-Chem student and prettysoon she was tripping everyday. One day afriend of mine was dangling her out thetwelfth story window trying to cheer her up.In the midst of a severe hallucination Stacythought she could fly. She bit my friend’sfinger and took the big plunge on to SouthShore Drive.I was crushed. So was Stacy. I guess thewild social life of the UC was just too muchfor two little white mice from the midwest. Idecided to get some more pets to help meforget about Tara and Stacy. 1 was going tobuy some more mice, but I didn’t think Icould take the emotional trauma of losingthem again. I went to the pet store andlooked around, but didn’t see anything thatlooked like it could handle the wild andcrazy times at the UC. I was about to give up when I saw a sign on our house bulletinboard:WOULD YOU LIKE A PROSPIE OFYOUR VERY OWN! SIGN HERE.Did I ever! I rented a few prospies for theweekend, just to make sure, and they turnedout to be pretty good pets.Prospies are a different kind of pet thanmice. For one thing, they tend to whimper ifyou hang them out the window. Also, myprospies did not seem to have the capacityfor alcohol that Tara and Stacy had. It’s ad¬visable to train your prospie to build up atolerance for alcohol as soon as possible, sothat they can begin to deal with college lifebetter. Aside from these minor drawbacks,prospies have many excellent characteris¬tics. Most prospies are intelligent, don’tbite, are good with children, and have al¬ready been paper trained. They are prettyeasy to get also. Just send away for them. Ifyou don’t like them send them back andorder some more.If you’re concerned because you’ve neverhad a pet and don’t know how to take care ofone, don’t worry. Prospies are very adapt¬able. It’s advisable to keep your prospie on asteady diet of Old Style and whatever food isavailable. Prospies aren’t picky. Some willeven eat at Woodward. If, by some unfortu¬nate accident you leave your prospie on theIC or it strays past 61st Street, don’t losesleep over it, you can always get a spare.All things considered, Prospies are verygood campus pets. If you’re interested in ob¬taining one talk to your resident head or theoffice of student housing.Null and Void Editor’s Note: After examining the records and the rhetoric of allcandidates for SG president, Null & Void heartily endorses Phil Crane. Asked if hecould improve SG’s reputation among the students, Mr. Crane replied. “When you aredealing with a bunch of savage barbarians who are the most uncivilized scum thatever walked the face of the earth, you cannot talk about reputations." Asked if hethought SG could improve relations between faculty and students, Mr. Crane respond¬ed, “When you are dealing with a bunch of savage barbarians who are the most unciv¬ilized scum that ever walked the face of the earth, you cannot improve relations."And when the issue of the administration’s intervention into student concerns cameup, Mr. Crane asserted, “ When you are dealing with a bunch of savage barbarians. .etc. ”Finally, when asked if he thought his cro-magnon intelligence and his monstrousinability to think clearly would be detrimental to the efficient operation of studentgovernment. Crane responded, “That’s the breaks."The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is.the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago. Itis published twice a week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. Editorial and business officesare located on the third floor of Ida Noyes Hall, 1212 E. 59th St. Chicago, 60637. Tele¬phone 753-3263. Business office hours are 9:30 to 4:30, Monday through Friday.Chris IsidoreEditorRobert DeckerManaging EditorDarrell WuDunnSenior News EditorAnna FeldmanNews Editor Sherrie NegreaFeatures EditorAudrey LightSports EditorWilliam MudgePhotography EditorDavid BrooksViewpoints Editor Richard KayeGrey City Journal EditorBecky WoloshinLiterary Review EditorErin CassidyLibrarianAarne EliasDesign Director Henry OttoBusiness ManagerJay McKenzieAdvertising ManagerLeslie WickOffice ManagerCharlie MencerProduction ManagerAssociate Editors: Robin Kirk, News; William Rauch, Copy editing; Margo Hablut-zel, Features; Anna Yamada, Photography.Staff: Edgar Asebey, Lee Badgett, Sheila Black, David Blaszkowsky, George Champ,Kahane Corn, Wally Dabrowski, Jeff Davitz. Teri Drager, Bill Fitzgerald, Sue For-tunato, Caren Gauvreau, Cliff Grammich, John Herrick, Vicki Ho, Keith Horvath,Robert Kahng, Jae-ha Kim, Wayne Klein, Bob LaBelle, Linda Lee, Chris Lesieutre,Kathleen Ljndenberger, Bob Nawrocki, Koyin Shih, Donna Shrout, Daniel Staley,Carl Stocking, Jeffrey Taylor, Jeff Terrell, James Thompson, Bob Travis, Aili Tripp,Nick Varsam, Sheila Westmoreland, Jeff Wolf, George Woodbury. 'epartmmtofyiusic,presentsThursday, April 22,1982 - NOON-TIME CONCERT12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMenotti, The TelephoneEllen Harris, soprano; Kenneth Guy, baritone;Philip Gossett, piano. Admission is free.Saturday, April 24,1982 - CATHY HEIFETZ MEMORIALCONCERT 8:00 P.M., Bond ChapelVocal and instrumental ensembles presenting a variety ofworks from the Renaissance to the 20th century.Admission is free.Saturday, April 24,1982 - GABRIELI STRING QUARTET8:00 p.m., Mandel HallHaydn, Quartet in G, op. 77 no. 1; Britten, Quartet,op. 94 no. 3;Schubert, Quartet in G, D.887; Admission: $8;UC students, $4.50.Tickets are available at Goodspeed Hall 310.Sunday, April 25,1982 - PERFORMERS’ WORKSHOPENSEMBLE of the University of Illinois4:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallArnold Schonberg: Three Cabaret Songs;Recent compositions for various mixed ensemblesAdmission is free.‘lAjjconurvj TventsThursday, April 29,1982 - Mary Boodell, flute and Eric Weimer. piano.12.15 p.m, Goodspeed Recital Hall free.Saturday, May 1,1982 - University Chamber Orchestra. Stravinsky.Mozart, Barber. 8:00 p.m.. Goodspeed Recital Hall free.Sunday, May 2,1982 - Hollis Harootunian, flute and Mary Walters, harp.3:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital Hall. free.for more information,call 753 Z6I3oi smReligious Faith & the Academic TaskThe second in a series of informal talkssponsored by the University Campus Ministersin which faculty discuss their work in light of their faith.Thurs. April 22nd, 7:30 p.m.Ida Noyes Library (First floor)Reinhold HellerProfessor in the Department of Artand author of numerous publications on Edvard Munchand the art of German ExpressionismThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 20, 1982—5sicMuskMuskMuskNews AnalysisHyde Park’s forgotten neighbor speaks outBy Robin KirkThe burnt-out buildings south of the Midway are likemythical threats to the University community. Their sheernumbers on Woodlawn streets leave vivid impressions onstudents taking late-night curious drives, feeling as rareand as vulnerable as Arctic explorers in the midnightcold.In their own way, the buildings are more awe-inspiringthan the massive structure of Harper Library. They are theeffective shield which separates the inner community fromfrequent student intrusions. These buildings are the watch-towers. the rubble and iron gates, that each student learnsto tell stories about, to lock doors against, and most of all, tofear.The people who live among these modern day ruins arepassed over in deference to the desperation of their sur¬roundings. Students have at best a hazy idea of who lives inWoodlawn and little or no positive contact with the neigh¬borhood. It is a fabled zone of persecution where frighten¬ing stories breed. They are not the only ones who fail to re¬cognize the existence of the community. Even groupsorganized in the name of the community have been thebrunt of criticism. The Woodlawn Organization (TWO), acommunity group formed in the early 1960s under Universi¬ty guidance, and the University, itself a Woodlawn propertyowner, have been criticized often for failing to consider theproblems of people and for exploiting the more financiallyrewarding aspects of real estate.The University has historically been a prominent figurehanging over poor areas. When it has needed housing, it hasexpanded into the ghetto. When it has needed underprivi¬leged children for dissertations, it has recruited Woodlawnschool children. Many of UC’s clerical and janitorialworkers also live in W'oodlawn.What is interesting now' in Woodlawn is the relationshipbetween its strongest and most vocal community groupTWO and the University. Many residents say that TWO hasgiven up the fight for better conditions and instead is coo¬perating with its northern neighbor. As one resident put it,“They’ve sold out completely. They’re in it for the moneyand for themselves.’’TWO is being criticized for supporting a program of “gen-trification’’; the slow removal of the lower income resi¬dents by raising rents beyond their reach. It is not a subtle process. Houses and apartment buildings which are pastsalvation are destroyed. Those which are basically soundare renovated by the development arm of TWO, WoodlawnCommunity Development Corporation, and rented out tomiddle-income families. Ultimately, the poor are left home¬less or are removed from the community because of higherrents.PHOTO BY ROBIN KIRKHenry the newspaper man: “I wouldn’t live anywhereelse.” Obviously, this process is only a benefit to the University.Bv eliminating the poor, by raising V\ oodlaw n salarv levels,even bv opening up new land opportunities for expansion,the program of gentrification alleviates security, financial,and grow'th problems for UC and Hyde Park.TWO’s original goal, under the influence of Universityprofessor Saul Alinsky, was to fight for social reform with¬out fighting for a radical reconstruction of society. Theplan in a very general sense, was to organize the lesidentsaround TWO in small block clubs and community groupsand agitate for “betterment” against a chosen enemy. Themost logical enemy, the one with plans to buy up and “de-niggerize, ” in the words of one resident, various sections ofthe South Side, was the University.The University is still disliked and distrusted by manybut walking down Woodland Ave. toward 63rd St. on a busyweekday morning, one is struck by the activity, not the fa¬miliar racial antagonisms. In Woodlawn. there is strongfeeling of community because people are outside. They siton their doorsteps, congregate in courtyards, and otherwiseuse their streets more than their Hyde Park neighbors.On the corner of 63rd St. and Woodlawn Ave.. Henry thenewspaper man has a wooden shack where he sells anaverage of 500 newspapers a day to the surrounding com¬munity. He has been in Woodlawn for four years. “I lovethis neighborhood,” he says. “I wouldn't live anywhereelse.”The decay around his stand is massive. Along the streetthere are a number of abandoned stores and lots whichHenry remembers as prospering businesses. “All theseplaces were stores and it was nice walking. There was acleaning store, a bakery. After Martin Luther King, Jr. wasassassinated the whole neighborhood was shot up and sincethen they haven’t done anything except tear stuff down.“He says that the elevated tracks should come down inorder to boost the prosperity of the area TWO, he said, “isdoing a good job. The best that they can Every organiza¬tion has its faults and so I guess people complain. I thinkthey’ve done a beautiful job.”The community Henry serves contains many groupswhich belong to TWO. Executive Director Leon Finney Jr.currently presides over the more than 100 groups and runsthe June delegate elections. Each group elects a delegate torepresent them at TWO meetings. These delegates thenNikki GiovanniPoet & Author"Let Her Words Touch You"FRIDAY, APRIL 23Reading: An informal intimate reading for studentsand faculty in Reynolds Club Lounge, 3:30 p.m.Reception: Reynolds Club Lounge, 4:30-6 p.m.Public Lecture & Reading: Law School Auditorium,1121 E. 60th St., 8 p.m. Open to the public as well asmembers of the University community. Free to studentswith I D., $1.50 to others.Sponsored by the Organization ot Mack Students. Womens Union. StudentsGovernment Finance Committee. Danforth-Compton Committee Illinois ArtsCouncil. Black Student Association of the Social Service Administration GraduateProgram, and the Black Student Association of the Graduate Business School ASHUM-AMSASeminar Series 1981-82Program in the Arts and Sciences Basic to HumanBiology and MedicineandAmerican Medical Students’ Associationpresent a lecture onOld Arts, New Sciences, andEndless Dilemmas:A Physician’s PerspectivebyDr. Arthur F. KohrmanProfessor and Associate Chairman, Dept, of PediatricsDirector, La Rahida Children's Hospital and Research CenterTHURSDAY, APRIL 22, 19827:30 P.M.HARPER 130All interested persons are invited to attend.There will be a reception with the speaker in Harper 284 following the lecture.6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 20, 1982News Analysiselect a board of at least 19 persons.Ida Cress is an active member of her block club and oftenspeaks at TWO meetings. Her philosophy about Woodlawn,a community she has lived in for*over 20 years, is decep-tively simple.T speak streets and alleys,” said Cress. ‘‘I pick up bot¬tles and cans that have been thrown into the streets because1 think it is important for us to accept the responsibility forour community.”For Cress, this rationale goes farther than a plea for tidi¬ness. “When I get up to talk at these meetings, I think theylaugh at me because they know 1 am going to talk aboutpicking up. But someone needs to say that because people oflimited economic means need encouragement. TWO has tobe concerned. I question their excuses for the deteriorationof 63rd St. They say it is because of the riots after King’sdeath but nothing has happened since then.” Mrs. Cresssaid that people should be reassured that they won’t have toleave because of rent increases caused by TWO develop¬ment projects.She sees results from TWO, but is not satisfied. “Theypay too much attention to the strip along Stony Island(where the University reportedly owns land) instead ofdoing things for larger groups.”The University, in her opinion, has not done enough forthe community. She said it is guilty of a subtle kind of ex¬ploitation.“In 1964, a professor came in and did a study of pre-schoolinstitutions,” said Cress. “They put infants from Woodlawninto a 3-month program and then gave them back, not giv¬ing a word of wisdom or advice to the parents. They justused the children as guinea pigs. I have never forgottenthat.”Cress has taken personal action to involve the Universityin Woodlawn. She wrote a letter to Chancellor Kimpton inthe 1960s urging the University to become a model institu¬tion for others. “I asked him to help develop techniques towork with the community.” Mrs. Cress soon received heranswer. “They said that the University was not a mission¬ary society.”The conviction that more attention should be paid by boththe University and TWO is shared by Father Tracy O’Sulli¬van, of Clara and St. Cyril church. O’Sullivan, an 18-yearresident, thinks that the trend is simple. “It's the de-nig-gerization of Woodlawn. TWO has been responding to eco¬nomic realities. The transportation system, the parks, thelakeshore, all combine to give this neighborhood high po¬tential. It demands that the real estate be converted for Father Tracy O’Sullivan: “It’s the de-niggeriza-tion of Woodlawn.”highr income people.” The property that the Univesity doesown in Woodlawn — namely buildings in which TWO ishoused and parcels along Stony Island, are not substantial, said O’Sullivan. The crucial buffer zone has been estab¬lished on all four sides.New fedenjd cuts have affected Woodlawn to some extent,said O’SullivaJl, but most essential programs are still main¬tained. The reactions of the residents though, are ones ofconfusion and a growing sense of injustice. “There is agrowing amount of tension,” said O’Sullivan, “but whatpuzzles me is the lack of overt rage. The open hostility ofthe 1960s is not there.”Problems arise, he said, when people expect too much.“People who have just lost jobs, who have certain under¬standable expectations feel that they have beenscrewed.”O’Sullivan does make clear the importance of not choos¬ing good or bad guys in Woodlawn. “The fundamental prob¬lem is the choice between people and property. TWO hasresponded to certain economic realities of real estate. Theyhave made a pragmatic political decision which is not nec¬essarily a sell-out. It is pragmatic, though it is not whatsome of us would have liked.” From the beginning, saidO’Sullivan, “they never had a chance to win for the commu¬nity.”TWO and the University do not have a monopoly on Wood¬lawn politics though they are probably the most powerful.Two organizations which have contributed a new concernfor the residents are the Concerned Young Adults and theCovenental Community of the University Church.The CYA began as a meeting of five young men who want¬ed to involve youth in Woodlawn. Darrell Gipson, one of thefounding members, said he fears that Reagan’s proposal togive block grants to states will only hurt his organization.“TWO is strongly affiliated with the machine of Jane Byrneand they're going to be getting that money.” Gipson saidthat TWO has in a sense betrayed its roots by continuing ona policy of gentrification.“Their support is not as great as they think.” he said.“They have no organization to deal with the grass roots an¬ymore. The only people who are included belong to the in¬side group. The people left out are the majority,” he said.Dedicated to providing housing for low income residents,the Covenental Community of the University Church hasbought two buildings in Woodlawn and is now renting themto tenants who do renovation and maintenance work. TheCommunity is reaching out on an elemental level to theneed for low-cost housing which they believe TWO does notserve.Continued on page 11THE♦FALCON♦INN1603-05 East 53rd St. • Just East of the 1C tracks10:30 AM -2 AMGrand Opening;Wednesday, April 215 Draft Beers(Old Style, Miller Light,Stroh’s, Augsburger Dark,6 Michelob)3 Draft Wines► On “B” bus route -53rd & Cornell A Full Range of MixedDrinksKitchen to open(Fine hamburgers &assorted sandwichesJuke Box & Video Games(Including Pac-Man,Donkey Kong & Centipedes)The Falcon Inn is proud to restore to Hyde Park the magnificentantique bar and fixtures from The Eagle. Come in to visit these oldfriends, and sample Hyde Park’s newest tavern.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 20, 1982—7^InsideHerpes brings on physical & emotional pain\ have the disease or not,” said Warner.Aili Tripp"It is pretty horrifying. I don’t really tellmany people so it is a kind of internal hellthing,” was how one UC student describedher experience with herpes simplex virus,which has in recent years become the mostcommon venereal disease on campus. Thisincrease at UC reflects what may be anepidemic outbreak of herpes in the UnitedStates in the last ten years as the country’smost prevalent venereal disease.Recent media attention focusing on therising incidence of herpes and the fact thatit is not curable have begun to arouseconcern among Americans in general, andamong college students nationwide. Andtheir concern is not unwarrantedaccording to recent statistics on herpes.The Federal Centers for Disease Controlreleased figures last month indicating that20 million Americans have genital herpesand there will be one-half million newcases this year.Rebecca Warner, a nurse practitioner atthe University Health Services who sees alot of the herpes cases, says that in thepast six months she has seen more peoplecoming in with questions relating toherpes. "A lot of people come in becausethey are frightened, or they have a lumpor a bump or a sore on their genitalia andthey don’t know what it is,” said Warner.Although it is difficult to determine justhow serious the herpes problem is amongstudents, it nevertheless remains the mostprevalent sexually transmitted disease oncampus, according to the nursepractitioner.There are two forms of Herpes SimplexVirus. Type I causes the common cold soregenerally on the lips, mouth or throat,whereas Type II affects the genital regionin the form of blisters that develop into open sores. There is also a crossoverbetween the two types: people with Type Ican have genital herpes and vice versa.The first infection with Type II virus isthe most painful as well as the longest,with symptoms lasting several weeks. Thevirus then remains latent within the bodyand will recur usually within a year afterthe first attack, but the symptoms aremilder and the length of the outbreak isshorter. Stress situations, heat, fatigue,hormonal imbalance, fever andmenstruation can all trigger recurrences.Both types of Herpes can be transmittedwithout visible signs of lesions throughbody contact with an infected person.Women who have herpes face additionalproblems because they stand a four timesgreater chance of getting cervical cancerand a pregnant woman with active lesionscan also pass the virus on to her babyduring delivery.For herpes sufferers, just knowing whatthey have seems to make a big difference.One student, who contracted herpes fivemonths ago, described her first bout withthe disease: "It is unbearable. I was sickfor days, I was throwing up and I couldn’tsleep. I didn’t know what the hell waswrong with me. It hasn’t been as badsince, but knowing what it is helpsimmensely."When it breaks out (now) I say ‘I knowwhat this is. This is herpes' and not, ‘Ohmy god, I'm dying!’ ”Because of the chronic nature of herpes,the recurrence of attacks makes lifeespecially difficult, both physically andpsychologically. For students "it isstressful enough even when you arehealthy,” says Warner. "Herpes is anadditional stresser.”"When stress comes up I fall apart,” said Lydia, a fourth-year art major, whoasked that her real name not be used. “Mylife is pretty stressful. I have a lot ofmoney problems and the herpes thing justmakes it worse.“I have managed to get myself workedup into a real good poetic artisticdepression and it is hard because myboyfriend has it too. I think I am having abreakout because I am depressed.”In addition to stress, herpes creates allkinds of new considerations andpredicaments for someone who has justcontracted the disease."What seems to be the-major problemfor people is the impact it carries withtheir relationship and with being sexuallyactive and feeling guilty abouttransmitting the virus to someone else,”said Warner.One of the main questions students askher is whether or not they should "telltheir partner if they are starting a newrelationship,” explained Warner. "Shouldthey be upfront and talk about it if theyhave herpes now, or just when they havelesions.”For Sarah, a pseudonym for a graduatestudent who got herpes when she wasraped, her boyfriend was very-understanding. "He was kind of freaked atfirst, but I told him and he went to thedoctor with me. I felt that if that personcould still accept me, that other peoplewho were worth being bothered with wouldaccept me also.”Anger, said Warner, is a good word todescribe the reaction of people who findout that they have been sexually involvedwith someone who has herpes and did nottell them. "When they are told, they arereal angry that they have been exposedand have had to worry, wondering if they Lydia was one such person whocontracted herpes from a man who knewhe had it but didn’t tell her. When asked ifshe would tell a partner, Lydia wasadamant, "Sure, you bet I’d tell them.Give them a fair fighting chance.”Knowing when the disease iscommunicable is another problem studentsfrequently come to Warner with. "That isa real dilemma,” she said. "We tell peoplethat ideally they ought to abstain a week totwo weeks after the lesions have healed,just not be sexually active. Some of theliterature will say that they should at leastwear condoms after the lesions havehealed.”Herpes sufferers learn to cope and todeal with recurrences in different ways.Many, like Sarah, turn to friends. Sarahconfided in a girl friend who she describesas a positive thinker."She says she knows that I'll be able tocontrol it,” Sarah said. "When otherpeople have that kind of confidence in youit is easier for you.”A nurse clinician also helped Sarah."She wasn’t judgmental,” explainedSarah. "A lot of doctors, especially maledoctors, presume that those kinds of thingsare the result of promiscuity, but she wasvery understanding. She gave me a lot ofinformation about how to take care ofmyself and I think that helped me a lot.”On campus there are several placeswhere people can seek help for herpesrelated problems and information. TheUniversity Health Services, studentsreport, have generally been very helpful.They provide general information on thedisease, self-help suggestions relating tohygiene, pain relief, psychologicalcounselling, and diagnosis. The Hotline(753-1777) can also provide generalinformation and resources about herpes.Research relieves, controls - but can’t cure - herpesby Aili TrippThe University of Chicago is one of themain research centers of the herpessimplex virus in the country. Dr. BernardRoizman is a leading authority on thevirus as well as Chairman of theCommittee on Virology at this University."We are doing basic research into themolecular biology of the herpes simplexvirus,” explains Roizman. "We are alsoworking on restructuring the virus so thatit might eventually be used as a vaccine.”To herpes sufferers, one of the mostagonizing realizations about this disease isthe fact that there is no cure for it.Roizman explained some of the peculiarcharacteristics about this virus that havemade it so difficult to understand and finda cure for."This is a virus that has oneextraordinary characteristic,” he says. "Itis able to remain in the body of the patientfor a lifetime and periodically, stimulisuch as emotional upset, can induce thevirus to multiply."We know that the virus remains latentbetween outbreaks without demonstratingitself. But what we don’t know is themechanism by which it takes place."The other problem relates to theoncologic virus. This virus very likelycauses some forms of cancer, but we arenot sure exactly whether it does or not.There are indications that it does.”These are two areas in virus researchwhere major developments are likely tooccur in the upcoming years.Roizman is careful to separate the issuesof care and prevention. While he foreseestremendous difficulties in curing the virus,he is more optimistic about prevention,which he believes could be accomplishedthrough educating the public and thedevelopment of an immunologic vaccine.The U.S. Food and Drug Administration recently approved the manufacturing ofacyclovir ( ACV), a drug that is said tospeed the healing of sores and reduce theperiod of contagion. While Roizmanbelieves that this drug is probably quitesafe if given superficially as an ointment,he pointed to some of its dangers as well."It is not a miracle drug.” he said. "Itprobably is low in toxicity, that is a majoradvantage. But it has a disadvantage inthe sense that it is a potentially mutagenicagent. The danger is that it may be givento pregnant women and it may causeabnormal fetal development. It is verydifficult to regulate a drug once it islicensed.”Roizman classifies acyclovir in the samecategory as Phosphonoacetic acid (PAA),a viral replication inhibitor. Both ACV andPAA can transform the virus so that itbecomes resistant to drugs. Fever blisterson the lip and genital lesions are not lifethreatening, explained Roizman. "But ifsomeone becomes infected with adrug-resistant virus and life-threateningencephalitis herpes develQps, then "thereis absolutely nothing you can do.”Roizman talked about other drugspresently being researched such asinterferon, which is an immune stimulantproduced by human white blood cells. Thisdrug is different from acyclovir in that itis a preventative drug."I think there is something interestingabout interferon that is now coming outthat precludes the use of interferon exceptin most extreme life-threateningsituations. Interferon is made in the bodyas an immune response to a particulardisease. The anti-bodv to interferon is likean autoimmune response to your owntissues. It can be a devastating disease inthe sense that it deprives you of amechanism of immunity.”Roizman believes that 2 Bernard Roizman, chairman of the com¬mittee on virology. Problems with a vac¬cine involve the public not just thevirus.Deoxy-D-Glucose, another much-dis'cusseddrug currently being studied at theUniversity of Pennsylvania, is useless."The placebo effect may have beenresponsible for the results of this drug.”At the Kovler Laboratories, whereRoizman works, researchers are trying to"develop viruses that can infect andremain latent, but cannot induce disease.Whether this is going to work we don’tknow,” said Roizman.What this research would ultimately lead to is the development of a vaccine thatwould illicit an immunological response inthe body that would effectively destroy thevirus. In talking about the development ofany such vaccine, Roizman stressed thetremendous difficulties they are up againstbecause of the nature of the virus."It is not clear that a vaccine to herpesvirus will work just like a vaccine to polio.The reason is that in the case of polio,there is a physical separation between howthe virus enters the body, which is throughthe intestinal tract and the target organ,which is the spinal cord.”"In fact it is very easy to immunizepeople against polio, but it is very difficultto immunize against an infection in thegastro-intestinal tract.”With the herpes virus, Roizmanexplained, the location of entry and thetarget organ is the same, and therefore itis very difficult to immunologicallyprevent not only the entry but the "accessto the target organ.One of the only ways Roizman canforesee dealing with the virus would be toimmunize young children on their genitalorgans. But he is quick to point out thatsuch a vaccination plan "is really not *likely to be universally accepted"”Because the vaccines usually last two tofive years, Roizman says that such aprogram would be difficult to implementbecause of the problem of socialacceptability."I can’t imagine a freshman coming tothe University and going immediately tothe clinic to be vaccinated against herpes,gonorrhea and syphilis,” he says.Nevertheless, with the growing incidenceof herpes, and the problems related to itsprevention and cure, such issues asnationwide vaccinations may indeedbecome a reality that Americans mayhave to face.8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 20, 1982Hotline listens, helps, andprospers after three yearsBy Jae-Ha Kim Whitman fades technology,not nature, in HarperFor those of you who feel that no onewants to listen to your problems, takeheart — the UC Hotline is available. From7 p.m. to 7 a.m., seven nights a week,sympathetic listeners from the Hotlinestaff are manning their phone lines to helpyou out.Now in its third year of operation, theHotline is a voluntary organization of 39staff members, all of whom are UCstudents. The purpose of Hotline is toprovide a lending ear to students who areunder stress or have specific questionsabout the University.“We don’t give advice or try to rule theirlives,” says Mark Auslander, coordinatorof the program this year. “We understandvery well our own limitations and we oftenmake referrals to professionals.”The Hotline staff handles a variety ofcalls, ranging from general informationrequests to suicide threats. This year theorganization receives about S to 10 calls anight, a significant increase from theaverage 2.5 calls three years ago whenHotline was first started. Auslander saysthat over 65 percent of the calls areinformation requests and about 10 percentare emergency calls.Auslander, a third-yer anthropology-major in the College, h^s worked on theHotline staff since his freshman year. Tojoin the staff, Auslander attended thetraining program — held every springquarter — which lasted for about sevenweeks and constituted about 40 hours oftraining.“You’re trained in different sessions,everything from listening skills to U of Clife, loneliness and depression to suicide,”he explains. Hotline members are trainedby psychiatrists, social workers, andworkers of the Student Mental HealthClinic.Because it is well-established and has aexcess of applicants, the Hotline can affordto be selective when choosing prospectivetrainees, and it is helpful 4o have had priorexperience in some other volunteeringsituation. More importantly, though, theapplicant is subjected to a long, in-depthinterview by senior members of theHotline staff.“We have a rather lengthy selectionprocess,” says Auslander. “By now, a lotof us have been working on a Hotline longenough t* be able to pick up a few thingsabout the person we re interviewing.” Once they pass the screening process,Hotline members can use referencematerials in the office to help answerphone calls. The office has information onpregnancy testing, contraceptives,diseases, and even homework.“Some people call up for mathematicalformulas or for help in organic chemhomework,” says Auslander. “If you’relucky, you'll get a medical student workingthat night.”“Every inch of our walls is covered w-ithinformation,” he says. “If anybody hasany questions about what parties are goingon or what movies are playing at Doc,we’ve probably got a good idea.”The Hotline provides all sorts ofinformation. For instance, the night of theShoreland fire “there was an enormousamount of calls,” says Auslander. “Wewere able to get information out to thepeople regarding postponed exams. We gotthe official story from the University realfast. A lot of crazy rumors were going onthat night and we were able to help themout.”Just as there are no average types ofcalls, there are also no average types ofcallers. When the Hotline first started, thecalls were primarily from women, but nowthe calls are more equally distributedbetween men and women. Many of thecalls, says senior Hotline member BeckySenseman, come from people who aretrying to orient themselves to theUniversity.Auslander notes that the number of callsregarding drug and alcohol abuse areincreasing recently. “I think there’s anexpanded usage in drug and alcohol andthey're serious problems. We’re alsohearing a bit more about herpes.”Because there is a lot of responsibility onthe staff members, the Hotline employs asupport group system. A couple of times aquarter, they meet in groups and discussproblems with other trainers like thepsychiatric residents at Billings, or thosewho train in mental health.The Hotline also meets with a facultyadvisory board to talk about policy,problems that arise, organizational issues,and the training program.Sometimes, though, the pressure canprove to be too much for the volunteer.Although none of the Hotline workers havebeen asked to leave, Auslander said thatsome of them do leave of their own accord.“Generally, people tend to be aware ofContinued on page 11 By Margo HablutzelIt is ironic that the bust of Walt Whitmanw-hich graced Harper Library’s ReadingRoom for the past two decades now looksover banks of computer terminals.Whitman, a lover of nature and literature,would probably not like this arrangement,but may have had an inkling of what wasto happen when he wrote the openingwords to “Me Imperturbe”:Me imperturbe, standing at ease :nMature,Master of all or mistress of all,aplomb in the midst of irrationalthings.Imbued as they, passive,receptive, silent as they,Most students will probably rememberwhen the computer center had not yetinvaded the reading room, and it was aplace where one could go to read the latestissues of a variety of periodicals andnewspapers or take a respite fromstudying on one of thethoughtfully-provided matresses. At thesetimes it was quite appropriate forWhitman to gaze down.Apart from the pulling and haulingstands what I am,Stands amused, complacent,compassionating, idle, unitary.Looks down, is erect, or bends anarm on an impalpable certain rest,Looking with side-curved headcurious what will come next.Both in and out of the game andwatching and wondering at it.The sculpture was created by SimonGordon, who was a prominent figure inChicago art circles in the 1930’s and 1940’s.Like Whitman, whose works he had read,Gordon was known as a friend of thepeople and enjoyed the outdoors,frequently taking his work out of thestudio. Extremely well-liked and known asa radical, Gordon encouraged children topursue artistic interests and taught classesto many people in his studio, which henamed “Mecca.” When he set out to sculpt the head ofWhitman, Gordon didn't try to create anexact representation but wanted to capture“the spirit and ideas of the bearded poet,”according to Harold Haden. then directorof Midway Studios, who was instrumentalin the acquisition of the bust by theUniversity. For many years after itscreation the head was on display inGordon’s studio. Although both theUniversity an<Fa private collectorexpressed interest in acquiring thesculpture, their inquiries were notsuccessful.After Gordon’s death in the 1950's, hissculptor wife Bacia set about disposing ofhis works and closing the studio. Shedecided to offer the Whitman sculpture tothe University of Chicago as a gift, andafter some deliberation the Universityaccepted. Although the original idea was toinstall the head in a stairwell so that itcould be seen by many people, it wasfinally placed in its present resting placein 1962, seventy years after the death ofthe subject.James E. Miller, Chairman of theEnglish Department, who had first seenthe head in Gordon's studio at theinvitation of the artist and wasinstrumental in getting the University toaccept the sculpture, was amused at itschange in locale, but hoped that peoplewould still go to see it.“It's a pity that so few know about it,and no attention has been paid to it,” hesaid. “It's a fine head of a great writer.”Haden. when told of the conversion ofthe room from reading room to computercenter, suggested that perhaps the headshould be moved, possibly to RegensteinLibrary, so that once again it could beseen by many and look out over readers.Reading was important to Whitman, whowas conscious of the fact that his workswere being read and at one point evenwrote a short poem them he entitled “ThouReader”:Thou reader throbbest life andpride and love the same as I.Therefore for thee the followingchants.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 20, 1982 9■yinuuHOUSING WANTEDStudent Government offers an Off-Campus Housingreferral Service for all.Graduate and UndergraduateStudents. If you are graduating and would like to getout of your lease, or know anyone else who would liketo rent an apartment, please list it with us. We also listrooms available, summer sublets, and roommates want¬ed. There is no charge for listing your space. To do socall:n □between the hours of3:30-5:00 Mon.-Fri.*lf you are looking for housing you maycall the same phone number.funded by SGFC Thu Llnivaraity of ChicagoStudent Government 72nd & Stony IslandOpen Mon.-Thurs.until 7:30 pm684-0400Just present your University ofChicago Identification Card. Asstudents, Faculty Members or Ad¬ministrative Staff you are entitledto special money-saving DIS¬COUNTS on Chevrolet Parts. Ac¬cessories and any new or usedChevrolet you buy from RubyChevrolet.krrp I hoi (,rrut 0 W frrlingIf uh Fan*SPECIAL DISCOUNT PRICESfor all STUDENTS, STAFF,and FACULTY MEMBERS Parts OpenSat.'til noon72nd & St<©Open Mountil 7:684-1 Just Present your University ofChicago Identification Card. Asstudents. Faculty Members orAdministrative Staff you are en¬titled to special rqoney-savingDISCOUNTS on Volkswagen Parts.Accessories and any new or usedVolkswagen you buy from RubyVolkswagen.'2nd & Stony Islaih.Open Mon.-Thurs.until 7:30 p.m.684-0400 2 Miles-5 MinutesAway FromThe UNIVERSITYStudent Ombudsman 1982-83The University is now seeking applicants for the post of Student Ombudsman.The Ombudsman’s term of office will not begin until Autumn 1982. He or she will beexpected to work with the 1981-82 Student Ombudsman through the remainder ofthe academic year.Applications from individual students, graduate or undergraduate, are welcome,as are nominations from individual students or faculty. Among undergraduates,preference will be given to juniors and seniors. Applications should be in letter formand must be submitted to the Office of the Dean of Students in the University byMonday, April 26th. They should indicate the candidate’s academic area and level,number of years at the University, relevant experience, and other special qualifi¬cations for the position of Ombudsman. At least three letters of recommendationfrom other students or members of the faculty or staff should also be submitted bythe April 26th deadline.Applications will be interviewed by a student-faculty committee; the appointmentwill be made by the President.The Student Ombudsman is a part-time salaried official of the University who isalso a registered degree candidate. The Ombudsman is appointed by the Presidentto serve in addition to the regular organization of the University in cases where thereare allegations of specific unfairness or inefficiency. The Ombudsman writes aquarterly report, published by the University, giving a general account of the office’sactivities and making such recommendations as may be deemed appropriate.10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 20, 1982 DEADLINE: Monday, April 26 /Inside Hither and YonHotlineContinued from page ninewhat they can and can’t do and they’llbring it up if they feel they can’t handleit,” he says.Like any other organization, the Hotlinehas to deal with crank calls. And Hotlinehandles all calls, even blatantly crankones, seriously.“If we suspect it’s a crank call, we maygo along with him for a while, and thenwe'll explain very honestly that this is forpeople who really need help.” saysAuslander. “Most people are real goodabout that, though sometimes it’s aproblem. In general, though, people don’thassle us that much because they realizethat we’re just students too.”A major factor in the success of Hotlineis confidentiality. Students will not call theHotline if they suspect that their problemswill leak out. For this reason, themembers work in pairs, two times a month(each shift lasting twelve hours) in anundisclosed building.“If we didn’t maintain ourconfidentiality, our credibility would beblown, and frankly, I'd call the whole thingoff,” says Auslander. “So far our recordhas been perfect. People sometimes arehesitant to call. Our job is to prove to themthat we will keep it confident, and that wecare.”Senseman is another volunteer who hasworked at Hotline since its inception. Afourth year sociology major and one of lastyear's coordinators, Senseman says thaton an individual call basis, the Hotline isvery effective. “If people would measurethat as effective in the society at large orreaching enough people, I don’t know.”The Hotline received about $1500 thisyear from Dean O’Connell’s office as wellas funds from Rockefeller Chapel. IreneConley, director of the Student ActivitiesOffice, believes the Hotline program iswell worth the costs.“Nine calls a night is over sixty calls a week,” she says. “That’s sixty studentswho obviously have some kind of need thatisn’t being met in other ways at theUniversity. That, to me, is a very basicway of saying that the line is filling aneed.”Conley believes that the calls do notnecessarily indicate that the Hotline is theonly place that students can turn to, butthat often they do not know where else toturn to. “Even if only one student a nightgets a feeling that someone on the otherend of that line cares what’s happening tothem, that’s worth it, because it’s not soterribly expensive.”WoodlawnContinued from page sevenBut they too have met w'ith oppositionfrom community residents. Some tenantshave picketed University Church. Their or¬ganization is called Tenants Against Planta¬tion Housing.Neither Finney nor Andrew Smith, presi¬dent of TWO were reached for comment. Aspokesman for the organization, communityorganizer, Ruth Rogers, refused to answerany questions. When asked if anyone elsewas available, Rogers replied, “Nobodyhere will talk with any reporters! I’ve gotnothing to say about anything and neitherdoes anyone else!” She subsequently hungup.A lot of people will talk in Woodlawn, butfew allow quotes. The problems aired in thecourse of these interviews are simplifica¬tions of the infinitely more complex work¬ings of politics, power, and the inevitable en¬tanglements of personal feelings.Important new forces in the community,like CYA and the Covenental Community,are searching for remedies to what they per¬ceive as the central problem. Yet the mostpowerful interests operating in Woodlawn,the University and its brainchild TWO. arecaught in the critical middle ground.STANLEY H. 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TOLL FREE *00 223 17*2 PuzzleCourt Theaterand.The Center for Latin American Studiesannounce a talk byDavid BenaventeChilean Director and Playwrighton“Survival & Achievements of theIndependent Theater Movementin Chile Under Restricted Freedomof Expression: 1973-1981“Tuesday • April 20 • 4 pmReynolds Club Theatre (3rd fl.)piiSllia[lll(Bippp|iBllElliailBllllllillllElliglPPIfil(imBlE Beerless NU frats?Northwestern University’s Fall Rushmay be strangely dry next year if theadministration’s new rules about NewStudent Week are approved. The newpolicy would ban beer-and-band parties forthe first three days of New Student Week,although fraternities would be allowed tobegin their rush period with the traditionalRush Convocation at the beginning of theweek. Sorority rushes traditionally beginin mid-week.Potty partyAt Northwestern University, the womenstaffers of the Rebecca Crown Center helda poetic celebration in honor of their threenew — and sorely needed — toilets. Threeyears ago, one of the women’s bathroomsin the facility was removed to provideroom for facilities for the handicapped,and since then approximately forty womenhave shared one toilet, despite complaints,incovenience, and a petition. At theceremonies last week, a French storytellernamed Yada Cannarozzi told stories andused multicoloured bits of yarn to formimages commemorating the trials and longlines of the previous three years.NukeContinued from page onePanel members will include professors,from UC as well as other schools, scientists,and leaders of local and national profession¬al organizations. The panels will be mo¬derated by students.The program has much more student in¬volvement than the autumn teach-in. RuthAdams is the only non-student on theGround Zero Committee. “Last time it wasbasically a faculty-oriented affair.” shesaid. "This time, there are student modera¬tors for every panel. Students have really-taken the initiative.”The Ground Zero Day events is beingsponsored by the University Students forNOMOR (Nuclear Overkill Moratorium),the Hyde Park Task Force of Physicians forSocial Responsibility, and the Chicago AreaFaculty for a Nuclear Freeze. Houses want womenSeveral houses at the MassachusettsInstitute of Technology are petitioning tobe made co-ed, according to the presidentof one house and the Associate Dean forStudent Affairs. According to an article inThe Tech, at least three houses want tobecome co-ed completely or by floor. Onehouse voted last year to go co-ed. “but noone could agree on how.” According to theAssociate Dean. Robert A. Sherwood, theyare attempting to “optimize the number ofoptions women students have” by makingthe houses co-ed. Most of the presentresidents of the houses are enthusiastic,but one pointed out that in his house theadministration would have to see that theCoke machines are adjusted so that theyhave more than one row of Tab out of thefifteen rows of soda now available.Required writingStudents entering Columbia Universityin the future will be required to take aplacement exam in writing, the ColumbiaSpectator reported. Although in the past ahigh score on the English AP Test hasallowed students to waive the FreshmanComposition required course, in the futureall students will be required to take theexam. The writing course which the schooloffers as an optional supplement to someof its programs will be required of allthose who fail the examination. The newrequirement came out of continuing andincreasing complaints by professors thatstudents had poor writing skills.Bud, sun and funA Spring Sportfest which sounds moresuited to the University of Chicago thanthe University of South Carolina was heldat the latter institution last weekend. The"athletic” events in which various studentteams competed included a water balloontoss, canoe races without paddles, andpyramid building. Food and beer wereavailable during the day, and the membersof the overall winning team receivedcoolers from Budweiser — unfilled.BOnctymu Ptcdcitb:^ ALLS FAIR ^Ike U <*§ C meels Hamid(H ft Musicftt cewexkj uiftti*‘April 30-May 2, May 7-9Reynold's Club New Theatre , 8: 00 pmS3.50 Gen., $2.50 Student, $1.50 GrouptxOn Sale April 26, Rey. 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Chi¬cago finished first in the distance medleyrelay, the long jump, shot put, triple jump,and high jump.UC’s Curt Shafer had three individualfirsts, with 6.51 meters in the long jump, 42feet 11 and one-half inches in the triplejump, and 6 feet 4 inches in the high jump.Mike Marietti won a first place in the shot-put, throwing it 40 feet 4 and one-half inches(12.31 meters).Other strong performances include BruceCox and Larry Whitlow who placed secondand third in the 3000 meter steeplechase.Jeff Kaiser finished third in the long jumpand second in the triple jump. Justin John¬son was Chicago’s best hurdler, placingthird in the 440 year intermediate hurdlesand fifth in the 120 year high hurdles.Paul Robinson took second in the javelinthrow and Mike Marietti took' fourth in thediscus throw. Joe Mara finished second inthe high jump and fifth in the 440 yard inter¬mediate hurdles. Gary Peter placed third inthe pole vault.In addition to the individual efforts, Chi¬cago relay teams had strong showings.Firstman, Johnson, Kaiser and Kahle fin¬ished third in the 440 yard rela. The team ofFirstman, Mills, Williams, and Kahle ranfourth in the 880 yard relay and the team ofMills, Connor, Diamond, and Clark tookHYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Woodlawn Ave.Church School (all ages) 9:45 a.m.Worship Nursery Provided 11:00 a.m.W. Kenneth Williams. MinisterSusan Johnson, Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, ServeSuccessfulLivingbv Reverend Gordon k. SpeagleIn 1947 A Bedouingoatherd happened uponone of the most significantarcheological finds of thecentury What later becameknown as the Dead SeaScrolls was rich in biblicalmaterial Fragments ofnearly every book of theOld Testament were found,including a complete scrollof the book of Isaiah Thesemanuscripts were almost 1000 years older than anyothers in existence Yet no appreciable differences werefound between the Dead Sea Scrolls and those written amillineum later1 Here was concrete evidence of the pain¬staking attention given to preserving the true text of theBibleSome people teel the Bible has been so corrupted bychanges and additions that we cannot know what wasoriginally written The Dead Sea Scrolls and otherdiscoveries dispute this view The evidence suggests theBible was faithfully transmitted because those who copiedit treated it as the very word of GodThe Bible as we have it is an accurate reflection of thethoughts and words of holy men of old In fac t it claims tobe the very word of God to man As we look for values toguide our lives we can with full assurance look to this bookof books for answersHYDE PARKALLIANCE CHURCHHeeling at the Hyde I‘ark Hiltondownstairs in the Cam bridge RoomSunday service 10 a.m.Evening fellowship (Potluok supper) 5:00 p.m.Thursday Prayer Hour 7 p.m.phone 752-0469 third in the one-mile relay. Chicago had twosecond place teams with Connor, Giffen,Raskin, and Rourke in the two mile relayand Mills, Firstman, Kahle, and Fisher inthe sprint medley relay.Tennis team splitsThe men's tennis team travelled to twodual meets last week and came away with a1-1 record. On Wednesday, the team over¬whelmed Chicago State University 8-1, butthe men were soundly defeated by LakeForest on Saturday, 7-2. The team’s recordis now one win, one loss, and three rainouts.UC vs. Chicago State UniversitySingles: 1 - Mel Phillips (CSU) d. Peter Kang(UC), 6-2, 7-5. 2 - Phil Mowery (UC) d. Tony Perez(CSU) 6-0, 6-1.3- Zenor. Kraus (UC) d. Ron Branch(CSU) 6-1, 6-2. 4 - Bill Wild (UC) d. Darryl Hargett(CSU) 6-2, 6-1. 5 - John Kotz (UC) d. Robert Led¬better (CSU) 6-0, 6-0. 6 - James Dix (UC) d. RobertHernandez (CSU) 6-0, 6-4.Doubles: 1 - Kang, Mowery (UC) o. Phillips,Branch (CSU) 6-4, 6-3. 2 - Wild, Londm (UC) d.Perez, Hargett (CSU) 7-5, 7-6. 3 - Dix, Kotz (UC) dLedbetter, Hernandez (CSU) 6-1, 6-0.UC vs. Lake Forest CollegeSingles: 1 - Craig Kurtz (LF) d. Peter Kang(UC) 6-2, 6-2. 2 - Mark Nightingale < LF > d. PhilMowery (UC) 6-3, 4-6, 7-5. 3 - Dave Kalie (LF) d.Zenon Kraus (UC) 6-4, 2-6, 7-5. 4 - Jeff Kargl (LF)MM! Ttyde ParkTiait <zZ)e6ignezA /ltd. Tues thru Fn9 to 6Saturday9 to 3:30CREATIVE DESIGNS1620 E. 53rd • 288-2900Manicurist available Tues -SatWe sell Redken & other fine productsINTERNATIONALCAREER?A representativewill be on the campusWEDNESDAYAPRIL 28, 1982to discuss qualifications foradvanced study atAMERICANGRADUATE SCHOOLand job opportunitiesin the field ofINTERNATIONA! MANAGEMENTInterviews may be scheduled atPLACEMENT OFFICEAMERICAN GRADUATE SCHOOLOF INTERNATIONAL MANAGEMENTThunderbird CampusGlendale, Arizona 85306 Sportsd Bill Wild (UC) 2-6, 7-5, 6-1.5- Kevin Breen (LF)d. John Kotz (UC) 6-4, 6-1. 6 - Bob Londin (UC) d.Bill McKinley (LF) 6-3, 5-7, 7-6 (7-5).Doubles: 1 - Kurtz, Kalie (LF) d. Kang, Mowery(UC) 6-3, 6-1.2- Nightingale, Kargl (LF) d. Wild',Londin (UC) 6-3, 6-1. 3 - Kraus, Kotz (UC) d.Breen, McKinely (LF) 6-1, 7-5.Softball 0-6The softball team had its ups and downs atthe five-team Greenville Tournament heldover the weekend. Chicago lost both itsgames on Friday by decisive margins.Greenville, the eventual tournament cham¬pion, defeated the Maroons 11-1, while Mac-Murray trounced them 25-4.Chicago’s offense improved dramaticallyin the rain-delayed Saturday games. TheMaroons scored seven runs against Concor¬dia College, but gave up 17 in suffering theirthird straight tournament defeat. The teamdid not lose morale, however, and cameclose to upsetting Illinois College in the finalgame. Illinois scored a run with one out inthe bottom of the seventh inning to take athrilling 5-4 win and drop the Maroons to 0-6for the season.VThe University of ChicagoTHE MORRIS FISHBEIN CENTERFOR THE STUDY OF THE HISTORYOF SCIENCE AND MEDICINEThe Fourth AnnualFishbein LectureThe Medical Sciencesand"Scientific" MedicineLester King M.D.Senior Lecturer,Department of HistoryUniversity of ChicagoApril 21, 1982 4:00 pmPick 16MEDICAL SCHOOL OPENINGSImmediate Openings Available in Foreign Medical SchoolFully AccreditedALSO AVAILABLE FOR DENTAL SCHOOLS• LOANS AVAILABLE • INTERVIEWS BEGINNING IMMEDIATELYFor further details and/or appointment callDr. Manley (716) 882-2803 SALE DATES:APRIL 21-24CENTERCUTPORKCHOPSCRISPHEADLETTUCE1 PINTCOUNTRY'S DELIGHTSOURCREAMJUMBONAVELORANGESCHICKENBREASTS46 OZ. CANDOLEPINEAPPLEJUICESAUSAGE CHEESECANADIAN BACONTOTINO'S 12 OZ.CRISP CRUSTPARTYPIZZA46 OZ. CANHAWAIIANPUNCHReg. 95:CREAMY/CRUNCHY16 0Z. REALNATURAL6 OZ. CANSCONTADINAFINER FOODSSERVING53rd PRAIRIE SHORESKIMBARK PLAZA 2911 VERNONWhere You Are A Stranger But Once’The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 20, 1982—13CalendarTUESDAYCalvert House: Sacrament of Reconciliation, 11:30am to noon; mass, 12 noon and 5 pm, brown baglunch, 12:30 pm, 5735 University.Career Counseling and Placement: Career Semi¬nar-Sales & Banking Training with reps from 1stNat’l Bank. Continental. West Point Pepperel andBristol's Labs, 12 noon to 1 pm, Reynolds ClubNorth Lounge.TM Club: Group meditation, 12 noon, Ida Noyes.Commuter Co-op: come to a meeting at 12:30 pm,Gates-Blake 1.Comp. Center Seminar: Introduction to Chartsand Graphs on the Calcomp Plotter. 4:00-5:30 pm.Harper 103.Dept of Physics: “Reminiscences of the EarlyDays of Fission" speaker H.H. Barschall, 4:30 pm,Eckhart 133.Ki Aikido Club: Meets 5-7:30 pm. Bartlett gym.Episcopal Church Council: Evensong at BondChapel, 5:15 pm.Racquetball Club: Meets 6:30-closing Field Housects 1 & 2.Morris Dancers: Learn ritual English dance, 7-9pm. Ida Noyes *Speech Team: Meets 7-8 pm Ida NoyesStamp Club Meeting: 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes 3rdfloor.WEDNESDAYCareer Counseling and Placement: Summer JobInformation Workshop in Reynolds Club room 201from 12 noon to 1 pm.Alumni Association: Life After Graduation - TheStudy of the Law guests Dennis Hutchinson, AnnLousin and Roger Michener. 12 noon. 5757 Wood-lawn.Italian Table: Meets 12 noon in the Blue Gargoyleto speak Italian.French Table: Meets 12:30 pm in the Blue Gar¬goyle.Crossroads: English classes for foreign women,2:00 pm. 5621 Blackstone.Comp. Center Seminar: Introduction to DISSPLA4:00-5:30 pm. Harper 103.UC NOMOR: Meets 6:00 pm, Cobb 104.Women's Union: Meets 7:00 pm, Ida NoyesUC Table Tennis Club: Meets 7:00-10:00 pm. FieldHouse.Calvert House: Choir practice, 7:30 pm. 5735 Uni¬versity.Badminton Club: Meets 7:30 pm. Ida Noyes.Libertarians: Meets 8:00 pm. Ida Noyes EastLounge. Science Fiction Club: Meets 8:00 nm. Ida Noves.Al-Anon Group: Meets 8:00 pm at the Hyde ParkUnitarian Church, 57th and University.Country Dancers: Folk dances of England andAmerican taught. 8:30 pm, Ida Noyes.THURSDAYGraduate Committee on the Study of Women: “Ef¬fects on Wellbeing" speaker Libby Bankoff, 12noon. Ida Noyes 2nd floor.Episcopal Church Council: Holy Eucharist 12noon at Bond Chapel.Hillel: Lecture-Music of the Holocaust speakerProf. Shulamit Ran, 12 noon, 5715 Woodiawn.Noontime Concert: Ellen Harris, Kenneth Guyand Philip Gossett. 12:15 pm, Goodspeed. Free.Genetics Dept: "Quantitative Genetic Analysis ofThermoregulation in Mice" speaker Carol Lynch.2:30 pm, Cummings room 101.SYL Workshop: on Preventing Nuclear War, 1 pm.Blue Gargoyle Library.Comm, on Public Policy: “Gender in the House ofPolicy" speaker David Kirp. 3:30 pm, Wieboldt303.Comm, on Virology: "Structural and EvolutionaryAspects of an Abundantly Reiterated RetroviralGene Family" speaker Dr. Kira Lueders, 4:00-5:00pm, Cummings 101.Rachel Goss Summerfield Memorial Lecture:"Parenting in the Eighties" speaker Bruno Bettel-heim, 4:00 pm. CCE.El Salvador Solidarity Group: Meets 4 00 pm. IdaNoyes.Dept of Physics: "Electron Channelling Radiationin Crystals and the X-Ray Laser" speaker JohnSpence, 4:30 pm, Eckhart 133.U of C Judo Club: meets 6:00 pm, Bartlett gym.Ki Aikido Club: meets 6:30-8:00 pm; Zen sitting,8:00-8:30 pm. f ield House.The Chicago Lampoon: Meets 7:00 pm, Ida Noyes2nd floor.Calvert House: "The Role of the Church in Com¬munity Mental Health" speaker James Ellor, 8:00pm, 5735 University.Hillel: Professor Reinhold Heller speaking on-Re¬ligious Faith and the Academic Task, 7:30 pm, IdaNoyes.MARRS: Meeting 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes.Women’s Rap Group: Co-sponsored by Women'sUnion and Gay and Lesbian Alliance, 7:30 pm, IdaNoyes room 301.Lecture: "The Theology of Bruce Springsteen"speaker George Yamin, Jr. Meadviile/Lombard5701 S. Woodiawn Curtis room 1st floor. Classified AdsSPACEStudio Apartment, Hild Realty Group 955 1200Looking for housing? 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Vintage rehabbed KenwoodCondo $700 mo 947 0787, 324 51 16Sub Avail Jul I Oct 1 Lrg 1 Bdrm Furn new 55thLake Pool Sec 667 0184.SUMMER SUBLET Jun e-September.Overlooks lake 51st and S. Hyde Blvd Oneblock from 1C $180 4- utilities Call Peter 3242558.COACH HOUSE. 47th and Kimbark S225 permo Two roommates seek third Immediate ocCampus^ FilmsAnnie Christie (Brown, 1930). Based on theO’Neill play, this is the "Garbo talks” filmfrom the DOC series. Here she plays aquick-tempered 20-vear-old hardened byhard labor on the family farm in Swedenand hard luck in St. Paul who travels to NYCto stay with a father she hasn’t seen sinceage five. The old Swede is a good-heartedbut conventional-minded sailor, who wantsto get away from "that old devil” the seaand set his Anna up with a stable man and anice home in England. But Anna relishes thefreedom and romance of the ocean. Shetakes a liking to a burly seaman (CharlesBickford), and the waves of family discordare set in motion. Tues., April 20th at 8:00.$1.50 DOC—JMC.The Death of Maria Malibran. April 20th at8:00. $1.50 DOC and Ptenaissance at Berg¬man Gallery.Fox and His Friends < Fassbinder, 1975). Asin Effi Briest and Ali, Fox is concerned withthe reactions of the "adjusted'' elements ofmarian realty,inc.mREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400 society to an outcast. Fox is a working classhomosexual, and, unlike Ali, is used by evenhis own kind. Like Balthazar the donkey andJohn Merrick "The Elephant Man,” he is anoutlet for human fears, lusts and pain. Yetsomeone inevitably tries to save the outcast,always with tragic results. Here Fox is re¬scued by a middle class businessman. Muchlike the Councillor in Effi, Fox’s gay lover isattracted and repulsed by Fox’s unculturednature. His apparent zeal to instruct andmake love to this circus boy turned “lotteryqueen” quickly becomes a front for designsupon Fox’s new found riches. While Foxyearns to believe in the man's sincerity, heis privately torn between imposed values ofworth (new car, expensive apartment, andbig business) and his simple desire forpeace, which is the only thing that can makehim happy and the only thing he cannothave. Like Effi and Ali, he lacks the wordsto express or defend himself. Fassbinder ispowerfully evocative as Fox. And with hisusual company of actors he has created anunflinching, uncompromising film whichsucceeds in provoking both empathy and in¬dignation. Wed., April 21st at 8:00. $1.50DOC—JMC.Cluny Brown (Ernst Lubitsch 1946) Lu-bitsch’s comedy has little in common withthat of Sturges, Cukor, and Hawks — thereis none of the broad farce or rapid-fire dia¬log which characterize the best “screwball”comedies of the 1930s and 40s, and few if anyreal belly laughs. Instead, Lubitsch offerswarmth, graciousness, and wit, a Mozartstring quartet as opposed to a Berloiz pro¬gram piece. And Cluny Broun is a fine ex¬ample of his approach. It’s a comedy ofmanners about two people who find they areboth out of place in the socially stratifiedEngland of 1938. The cast is headed by Jen¬nifer Jones as the impetuous, impression¬able heroine, and it is at least as easy to ac¬cept her as an English girl as it is to believeCary Grant as an American or a French¬man. Hers is a charming performance, andseems just right opposite Charles Boyer’ssuave, sophisticated Adam Belinsky, a pen¬niless Czech intellectual who has fled Hitler for London. An altogether winning film, cer¬tain to delight nearly everyone. LSF Wed. 21Apr. 8:30 p.m. — S.W.Beat the Devil (Huston, 1954). Potentially acritique of the Hollywood star system, andostensibly a take-off on “The Maltese Fal¬con,” this is primarily a send-up of the Bo¬gart image. Bogie plays a rich but malle¬able wimp, uttering standard lines like awind-up Bogie doll. His tired and confusedcharacterization begins to look like theactor himself — no wonder since he lost hisshirt on this venture. Overall, "Beat theDevil” is content with being a meandering,half-baked in-joke. The false climaxes, re¬dundant and lackluster dialogue, pointlessplot and flaccid stereotypes grow old veryquickly. When the allusions are clear andwell-conceived, they work.However, the brief bits ol humordo not compensate for the sluggish qualityof the total work. This is absurdist film pos¬ing as satire. With Peter Lorre, Robert Mor-ley, and Jennifer Jones. Thu., April 22nd at8:00. $1.50 DOC —JMC.The Bachelor And The Bobby-Soxer (IrvingReis, 1947) Court psychiatrist Ray Collinsadds new dimension to the eighth amend¬ment when he counsels niece and judge,Myrna Lov, not to sent artist-playboy CaryGrant to the rock pile after catching him —in rather compromising attire — with hermoonstruck, adolescent sister (ShirleyTemple). Grant, of course, is innocent, andShirley would never recover if the object ofher crush were martyred. So Loy sentencesGrant to squire Shirley, at least until her in¬fatuation subsides. Cruel and unusual pun¬ishment it is, hut Grant withstands it nobly— even wins big sister's heart. Loy, Grant,and Temple are in top comic form, ably as¬sisted by district attorney Rudy Vallee(Grant’s competitor for Loy), Johnny Sands(Grant’s competitor for Templet, HarryDavenport (no one's competitor, but Loy’sand Temple’s father), and screenwriter Sid¬ney Sheldon, whose script is as nonsensicaland breezy as they come. Remarks Shirley :“How wonderful, how perfectly wonderful.”Thurs., Apr. 22 at 8:30 pm. LSF. $2.00 cupancy. Washer, dryer. Heat included. 3389610.1Bedroom Apt, Living, Dining room, kitch,bath, 55/Kimbark, S360/m, May 15 occ 667 5487eve.Summer Sublet male roommate wanted toshare our apt 5406 S Harper SlOO/mo 4- util947 80683 BDRM APT FOR RENT nr 56th & Kimbark.Near campus, good bldg! With kitchen, bath,DR, pantry, porch, yard, hardwood fIs, SUNNY. 1 yr. lease avail begin May 1 S650/mo call324 4296Furn room avail 6/15 to 9/13 elev bldg 1 blockfrom campus and 1C 2 references call 324 7104before 8:00 or aff 6:00pm.One bdrm in Ig 4 bdrm apt avail May 1. 4 blksfrom Reg. $125/mo 4- util Call Mike 493 4532Available 5/1 end of June or Sept: 1 bdrm w/pvt bath in beautiful, spacious, 3 bdrm apt 4blks from UC, newly renov., turn., secure. 2more bdrms open 6/15 9/30 No deposit, $183mo 4- sm util. M/F non-smoker. 241 6532 eves.Roommate wanted for 4 bdrm apt 53rd andKenwood $130/mo heat incl Avail May 6848024Room For Rent kitchen priv$185 per monthVicinity 58th and Kenwood684 4246 or 947 01312Bedroom 6 room AptAvailable for Lease Starting May 1V close Coop 1C B busCall Eric 955 9230 eve753 4725 dayROOMMATE wanted starting June 4 bdrmcoed apt family dinners $180 incl util a/c pleasecall Steve (best time6 7 pm) 752 2665Furn apts avail 6/1/82 5514 S Blackstone nophones apply in personSUNNY spacious secure: 1 Bdrm in 2 Bdrmflat Balcony/High Ceilings—the works! 54thPl/Harper 200/mo 4- sm util avail now or Mayor June call 363 5837 or 288 2478 ask for MegCoop 55th & Lake Rent w/option to buyLakeview Avail 7/1, 8/1, 9/1. 3 rms, 5 closets,hrdwd firs Indry & storage in bsmnt. Offstprkng, minibus rts 2 blks to CTA, 3 to 1C 24 hrsec S33000 324 6382/666 3765.Large STUDIO, 57th & Dorchester, avail May 1S325/mo Keith 962 7759 or 643 45628 10pmLarge Room Available Immed or 6/1 in 3 rmApt 56 & Kimbark Fall Option NonsmokerFemale SI35/month util. Call Janet 667 49543 bdrm house with garden near U of C FromMay I to Sept 30 Univ couple preferred Nochildren $400 per month plus utilities. Condi♦ ions. Call MI3-3866Hyde Park apt for sublet, one bdrm, S230 moincl heat, avail May 1 w/fall option, 861 3220days, 363 4210 eves.SPACE WANTEDFemale Grad Stud wants room with familyNear Campus. Call 753 0283 before 8 am orafter 10 pm.4 UC law student incl former prof seek house1982 83 bet June or Sept Non smokers Experienced responsible neat Will care for plantsand pets References available 324 3350PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processingResearch conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communicalion Department of Behavioral SciencesPhone 753 4718OVERSEAS JOBS Summer/year roundEurope, S Amer , Australia, Asia All Fields$500 $1200 monthly Sightseeing. Free infoWrite IJC Box 52 1L5 Corona Del Mar, CA92625Get a summer job! College students, be a stepahead of the others. Call for our current Illinois1982 guide Mrs. Marx, 262 8900ext 386Campus rep. wanted Intern ! Co 955 0403 after7 pmResearch subjects needed for a study of decision making in a computerized market Goodpay for a 3/4 to 1 hour session Call Mark at 7534209 or 271 2426eves.14—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 20, 1982Classified AdsXEROX 800 DUAL TAPE TYPIST ChicagoOsteopathic Hospital 40 hours per week CallDr. Kelso. 947-4704.FOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Model Camera 1342 E. 55th St. 493 6700126 Scenic acres in S-W Wisconsin. 57 tillableBrick House, Barn, Creek hard Maple 4*2hours from Chicago $650/acre call eves 752-720574 BMW 2002 4 speed sroff new clutch brakesexhaust major tune extras 363 17581976 VW Rabbit white 4 dr automatic 58000 mi.SI900 call 955 5498 eves, wknd before noon.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES—and now has a memoryPhone 955 4417.Psychotherapist, Women's Groups, Individual,and Couple Therapy. Sliding Scale, MaryHallowitz, MSW, ACSW 947-0154James Bone, editor typist. 363 0522.Letter Perfect Typing Service Very experienced, very accurate. Dissertations,papers, math. Call Lise Plotkin, 493 1218.tRESUMES for quality service, veryreasonable rates and fast delivery call JordanResume Service 734 5715 weekdays after 5:00pm.Typing term papers reas. rates call 684 6882Professional typing and editing. 324 8719WEDDINGS photographed. Call Leslie, 5361626.PREVENT PREGNANCY by learning thesigns and symptoms of a woman's fertile time,to aid your contraceptive decision makingRegister for Student Gyne Clinic's FertilityAwareness Classes by calling 947 5692 Twoseries of classes: Group A 4/27 and 5/114 to 6pm, or Group B 5/4 and 5/18 4 to 6 pm Men andwomen welcome. Cost $5 per woman/coupleExcellent, accurate TYPIST with B A willtype term papers, theses, resumes,manuscripts—whatever your typing needsQuick, pick-up and delivery on campus.Reasonable—call Wanda 955 8375 after 5 p.m.SPANISH CLASSES: native teacher 667 6195TYPING. Term papers, theses, etc. IB Correcting Selectric. All projects welcome. 791-1674RAAB DECORATING SERVICE Interior &Exterior. Very neat. Best reference. Veryreasonable. 20 years in neighborhood CallRaab, 221 5661.SCENESA Spartacus Youth League Workshop: ONLYWORKER'S REVOLUTION CAN PREVENTNUCLEAR WAR DEFEND THE USSR! 1 pmThursday Blue Gargoyle Library. For Info:427 0003.PERSONALSEver wonder what goes on in the minds of BSchoolers? Check out the follies. Faust? Hmm ! Dear Felix and Richard—WE WANT TOPLAY SOFTBALL, NOW!!!!!WRITERS'WORKSHOP (Plaza 2 8377).LOST & FOUNDYoung male tabby cat, vie 57th St on 4/13 CallPam 955 0405 eves 753 4225 days.LOST DOG: Gulliver is travelling lost in HydePark on Sun. 4/18. Black cocker spaniel malecurly hair long ears must take ear medicineCall 684 3802 Reward.MOVINGStudent with Pickup Truck can move your stuffFAST AND CHEAP No job too small! CallPeter at: 955 5180 10am 10pmMOVERS OFSTUDENTSNice students with big truck will moveanything 24 hours/day free est. Joe & John 7527081.CONDOTOSUBLETIdeal location, 56 & Kimbark, near campus &trans. sunny 1 bdrm, fully furnshd. Call Judy,th mon at 348 4353; tu-th, 924 2738. 6/1 8/31.S525p/moHOUSESITTERAVAILABLEUC Div school student and spouse returningfrom research travel are interested in housesitting position for Summer. Excellenthousekeepers; good with plants and pets.Would consider partial Summer; also care ofchildren 752-7877.HISPANICCULTURAL SOCIETYHCS meeting Wed April 21 at 7:00 in INH thisweek's speaker will be Raul Hinojosa Ojeda, aPhD candidate in Poli Sci and will speak onLatino movements in the US in relation toLatin Am we'll also be discussing other orgmatters.CHILDREN NEEDED_Children needed for University of Chicagoreading study. Earn money. It's fun and educational. Does this describe you? 5 or 6th gradeleft handed boy or girl? 7 or 8th grade righthanded boy or girl? Please call 753 4735 fordetails.PANTOMIME!!Principles of Pantomime—A workshop led byMary Struthers. To be held at 8.00 pm in IdaNoyes Hall, on Tuesday, April 20 FREE! Allare welcome—wear loose clothing —E FClownHISPANICCULTURAL SOCIETYCome to the Hispanic Cultural Soc meeting onWed May 15th at 7:00 INH our guest speakerthis week will be Raul Hinojosa Ojeda who willbe speaking on Latino movements in the U S.in relation to Latin Am. Raul is a PhD student in Poli Sci. We'll also be discussing org events.CLASSICSin transit. The Peer Pressure Radio ShowWeekly shipments from Wax Trax make theirdebut Wednesday evenings, 11 pm 2 am, onWHPK 88.3 FMMEDICAL EMERGENCIESIf you need emergency medical treatment atnight or on weekendsDO call the University Health Servicephysician-on call first. Lists are posted at theHealth Service and are in the BillingsEmergency Room (947-5411), with the StudentHOTLINE (753 1777), and University Security(753 2211 ). Lists are also available with all dormitory resident heads and deans of students.DO NOT go to the emergency room withoutcalling the University Health Servicephysician on call first. If you need to go to theemergency room, the UHS physician on callcan expedite your visit. If your problem can bemanaged without going to the emergencyroom, the UHS physician on-call can adviseyou accordingly. The emergency room isalways open to students but costs for inappropriate use of the emergency room will notbe reimbursed by medical insurance. Formore informatio,, call 947-5961 between 8 00am and 4 pm, Monday through FridaySTEPTUTORINGHelp a kid feel bright and intelligent. Volunteerto tutor an elementary or high school studentfor two hours a week. Contact Peter at 643 1733(evenings) for more information.TITUS ANDRONICUSRockefeller Chancel Players presentsShakespeare's "TITUS ANDRONICUS"directed by Ronald Falzone, Friday, Saturday,Sunday April 23 through May 2 at 8:30 pm Call753 3381 for ticket informationSZESNY FOR FINANCEToday is the last day to vote for RICK SZESNYfor Sfudent Government Finance CommitteeChair. 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Volk at 962 7789MEETTHE BURK'SThe second in the documentary film series "6American Families" —to be shown atRockefeller Chapel this Thurs., Apr. 22, at 7:30pm. Call 753 3381 for information.ISRAELIFOLKDANCINGWill be held this week on Wednesday night,April 21 at 8 00 in the Ida Noyes Theatre Allare welcome!LASCIVIOUS MEETINGHelp us prepare a REAL Sex Anarchy Party!!We need plenty of creative help for the LCRthis May 1st, so come to the meeting tonight,April 20, at 8 pm in Ida Noyes Hall Come asyou-are.COFFEEHOUSELarry and Nancy Quick, professional folksinging team, appear at 9:00 & 11:00 pm, andClark Price, finger picking guitarisf. featuredat 10 pm At the Blue Gargoyle, 57th & Univesity. Excellent food & beverages available Admission 50 . Anyone willing to help set up (at7:30pm) or clean up after the show is entitledto free admission beverages Call Karen at955 4108 or just show up and say you want tohelpAFFORDABLE FAMILY HOME with campus,shopping and transportation a few steps away.Most of the woodwork has been lovinglystripped The kitchen is loaded with cabinetspace There are 3 bedrooms, a large livingroom, washer and dryer, etc Priced to sell inthe upper $60’s.THE MEWS. Lovely, lovely building. This 1bedroom plus study has natural woodwork,beamed ceiling, and a woodburning fireplace. Asuper buy! Upper $50's.55th AND EVERETT beautifully decorated6 room condominium with nice back porch andback yard. Reasonable bank financing. $60 s.PRICED RIGHT to sell in the $60's. Two bed¬rooms, formal living room and dining room,eat-in kitchen, nice back porch and back yardClose in to U. of C Let s take a lookSTUDY W ITH THE AFTERNOON SUN fillingthis lovely 1 bedroom condominium home at55th and Blackstone Woodburning fireplaceand owner financing make this a great buy inthe lower $60 sEXCELLENT LOCATION — well maintainedcondo with lots of electrical outlets features 2bedrooms plus two study areas, excellent build¬ing reserve, nice backyard plus special low in¬terest financing. Mid S60's.SOUTHERN SUN AND LIGHT make this onebedroom condo, w ith a campus location and anaffordable price an ideal home Low S40'sTHIS SUNNY CORNER. 2 bedroom condo inRay district has a great kitchen and manyextra's. Sparkling condition with great financ¬ing Mid S60's.HILD REALTY GROUP1365 E. 53rd St.955-1200VALUABLE COUPONFreebee OfferThree KODAK ColorEnlargementsfor the price of twoBring in this coupon with your favoriteKODACOLOR Film negatives, color slides,color prints or instant color printsReceive 3 color enlargements for theprice of 2 processed Py KoddkFreebee offer expires June 16, 1982model camera1342 E. 55th St. • 493-6700 COLORPROCESSING.. KodakVALUABLE COUPONThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, Aon! 20, 1982—15——MR. GS. 1226 E. 53RD AND 2911 S. VERNON.Julius Gerstein’s son, Bill, doesn’tjust like the grocery business. Heloves it with a passion.And one of the things Bill loves mostis finding new ways of pleasing you.So he’s made a few changes atMr. G’s.Like opening up a Chinese foodsection. Complete with Hoisin, BlackBean and Plum Sauce.Making fresh-ground coffeesavailable. Eight kinds. From arich French Roast to a heartyMocha Java. Displaying the fruit and vegetablesunwrapped. Which means you cansqueeze them. Sniff them. Shake them.And select them.And, of course, Bill’s getting it allto you at the lowest prices he can.Yeah, Bill Gerstein’s made somechanges around here.But there’s one thing he never wantsto change. And that’s to give youwhat Mr G’s has been givingyou for over 25 years.The best.Like father, like son.HERECOMESTHESOUTHERE REALLY IS A MR. G AT MR. G’S.(And now there’s a Mr. G Jr.)