Inside-Living Legendspage six —The Chicago MaroonVolume 91, No. 47 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1982 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, April 13, 1982UC reacts toReagan’s speechgraduate students, she said, re¬ceive no financial support fromtheir parents, and that some of theterms of graduate loans — such asimmediate payment of interest —are “untenable.”She said almost all graduate stu¬dents in humanities pay their ex¬penses through a combination ofscholarships, loans, and work.Without viable loan programs. “Ithink people would stop and thinkand not apply,” she said.“People will have to be long¬sighted when they decide whetheror not to go to graduate school,”she said. “Only the most dedicatedwill go on with it.”Assistant Dean of Students in theUniversity, Paul Ausick. said thata House committee recentlypassed an appropriations bill forstudent loans for $1.3 billion. Rea¬gan had asked for a $900 million ap¬propriation.“Congress is providing funds atthe full level netessary for the1982-83 academic year,” Ausicksaid. “Congress has tacitly saidthat it won't make cuts before Oc¬tober 1, 1982. “My guess is thatCongress is not at all in tune withReagan on this issue.”Ausick said that cutbacks in theappropriation could bring about se¬vere cuts in student loans and theloss of graduate students' eligibili¬ty. He said that the Administra¬tion’s plan for keeping the cost ofthe loan program down is to ex¬clude graduate students or stu¬dents whose parents have an in¬come above a certain level.Ausick said that the appropria¬tions bills must now go through theSenate. “This will be a test,” hesaid. “If the Republicans are tosupport the President’s plan, thisis the time for them to get start¬ed,” he said.In Sunday’s issue, the Times car¬ried a story about a program set upin several states (one of which is Il¬linois) that would “give colleges away to float tax-exempt bonds toraise student loan money.” Theprogram is aimed toward middle-income families.About the program, Ausick said,“We re talking about it. We re stillexploring the terms of the programand our needs.”He said that for undergraduates,the program provides loans toparents. Graduate students wouldneed co-signers to obtain loans, hesaid.Ausick said that the program hasseveral drawbacks for the Univer¬sity. “The problem for the Univer¬sity is that it is the guarantor forthe loans,” he said.Five candidates vying for SG presidentBy Darrell WuDunnFive candidates are running thisyear for the Student Government(SG) presidency, in the campus¬wide elections to be held next Mon¬day and Tuesday. Four of the can¬didates are on party slates whileone is an independent.In addition, 20 other candidatesare campaigning for the four otherSG executive council offices.Alan Granger, SG Academic Af¬fairs Committee chair and amember of the Faculty-StudentAdvisory Committee on CampusStudent Life (FSACCSL), headsthe Active Leadership Party (AL).Ed Dillon, SG Community Affairschair and former Blackstone Halltreasurer, leads the Student VoiceParty (SV). Greg O’Neal, a justiceon the Student-Faculty-Adminis-tration (SFA) Court and a candi¬date for SG secretary last year, isslated on the Student Life party(SL) ticket. Psi Upsilon fraternity President Craig Tuckman headsthe Honest Alliance for ReachingOrganization, Leadership, and Di¬rection for Students (HAROLDS)party. John King Golden is runningas an independent candidate.All the presidential candidatesare third year undergraduates.In addition to Granger, the ALparty includes Joe Walsh, the SGStudent Services chair, for vice-president; Liz Cassanos, OtherCollege representative and DeltaSigma president, for Finance Com¬mittee chair; Lawrence Heller, theBreckinridge-Greenwood-Black-stone representative, for treasur¬er; and Woodward Court represen¬tative Keungsuk Kim forsecretary.Slated also on the SV party ticketare Steve Barnhert, Pierce Towerrepresentative and member of theStudent Services Committee, forvice president, and Andy Klevorn,Woodward Court representative and Finance Committee member,for treasurer. The party is alsorunning first year student Veroni¬ca Drake for secretary.Second year student RandiWagner is Tuckman’s runningmate on the HAROLDS party. Theparty is also running TimothySmall, fraternity representative,for Finance Committee chair, NickVarsam, for treasurer, and secondyear student Natalie Gong for sec¬retary.Running with O’Neal on the SLparty are Richard Ehrlich, formercandidate for SG treasurer, forvice-president; third year studentMarty Lazor for Finance Commit¬tee chair; freshman James Dunlopfor treasurer; and freshmanWayne Klein for secretary.Besides the party slated candi¬dates, several persons are runningas independents. Running for vice-president are Hispanic Cultural So¬ciety President Mark Contrerars and first year student Seth Till¬man.Rick Szesny, Burton-Judson rep¬resentative and Finance Commit¬tee member, is running for Fi¬nance Committee chair. Alsorunning for treasurer are JeffWolf, freshman representative andassistant treasurer of StudentGovernment, and first-year stu¬dent Julius Santise. In addition tocirculating nominating petitionsfor president, Golden is also col¬lecting signatures to run for Fi¬nance Committee chair, in case hefalls short of the goal for the toppost.No referendums are on the bal¬lots this year.Elections for representatives tothe assembly and SFA Court willalso be held.Voting will occur next Mondayand Tuesday. Locations and timesof the voting places will be an¬nounced soon.PHOTO BY ANDY SHAPIROThousands turned out for a peace walk held Saturday to protest nuclear proliferation. Partici¬pants walked from Lake Shore Park to the Federal Building in the Loop.Walking toward world peaceBy Robin KirkBetween 15,000 and 25,000 people turned out Satur¬day to march against nuclear arms at a Peace Walkheld between Lake Shore Park and the Federal Build¬ing downtown. Many UC students attended, joiningthe throng of community groups, church parishes, po¬litical groups such as the Spartacus Youth League,and other concerned citizens.At least 17 mounted Chicago Police officers ob¬served the marchers as they proceeded south to theLoop.Speeches did not begin until the crowd reached theFederal Building, and many of its members com¬plained that it was difficult to hear the speakers, al¬though they were well-covered by local television sta¬tions.Among the several dozen UC faculty members whoendorsed the rally, Gregory Colomb, professor of En¬glish, said he was otherwise engaged: “I don’t think that there is contradiction between signing and notgoing. There is a limited amount that anyone cando,” he said.“I wasn’t there,” said Hellmutt Fritzsche, chair¬man of the Department of Physics, “but my wholefamily was.” Fritzsche said that each facultymember is responsible for making his owrn statementabout political issues like nuclear arms proliferation.UC itself, he said, “should not speak out on politicalissues. A faculty committee should be responsible forthat.”One professor contacted by the Maroon who did at¬tend was Wolfgang Epstein, professor of biochemis¬try. “I thought the march was very nice, but it was abit confused at first,” said Epstein. As for the armsrace, Epstein said it is “insane, it’s a sign of insanity.If people from Mars looked down on it, they’d say thatthe world was insane.” The University, he said, couldtake a stand on the issue. “There certainly wouldn’tbe any harm in that,” he said. By William RauchDuring a live five minutes broad¬cast to the American people on Sat¬urday, a vacationing PresidentReagan defended his proposed cut¬backs in student aid. The NewYork Times quoted the Presidentas saying, “We haven’t cut loans.We’ve cut the cost to taxpayers ofmaking these loans available.”The Times added, “An administra¬tion spokesman said later this wasa reference to the projectionsshowing that the total volume ofloans was increasing.”Dean of Students in the LawSchool, Richard Badger, said that“Technically, the President isright” in response to Reagan’s re¬mark that the number of loans willnot drop. Reagan wants to makegraduate students ineligible forgovernment subsidized loans, butthe Times says they “could still getnonsubsidized loans from commer¬cial sources.”Badger said that the interestrates on commercial loans arehigher, and that banks are hesitantto make loans to students sincethey have no collateral.He said that 80 to 85 per cent ofthe law students are receivingloans of some kind. “It’s hard totell how many of them are subsi¬dized," he said.Dean of Students in the Humani¬ties Division, Rebecca West, saidthat next academic year “Therewill probably not be much of a sig¬nificant change in the way thingsare run in terms of loans nextyear.”West said that the proposed cutswould be “devastating.” MostPut the pastin yourfuture!Thoroughly renovated apartments offer the convenienceof contemporary living space combined with all the best elementsof vintage design. 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Tuition is $145 persemester credit or less.Cornell University SummerSession, B13 Ives Hall,Ithaca. New York 14853 FORUM ON THE KIBBUTZ:THEORY AND REALITYA TALK WITH MR. DAVID CHAITIN, HabonimKibbutz Shaliach in the U.S.A., member of KubbutzUrimMRS. ORA AVIEZER. Kibbutznik, U.C. Grad.StudentTUESDAY, APRIL 13, 7:15 P.M.STUDENTS FOR ISRAELHILLEL FOUNDATION, 5715 WOODLAWN AVE.PHILIP M. CRANEREPUBLICAN MEMBER OF CONGRESSFROM ILLINOIS HOUSE WAYS & MEANS COMMITTEE1980 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATESPEAKS ON:ROLE OF GOVERNMENT: THE VISIBLEHAND IN THE ECONOMYSWIFT LECTURE HALL14 APRIL 19827:00 P.M.ADMISSION FREERECEPTION TO FOLLOWSponsored by Young America s FoundationThe University of ChicagoDepartment of Musicand theFromm Music Foundation at Harvardpresent theCONTEMPORARYCHAMBER PLAYERSof The University of ChicagoRALPH SHAPEY, Music Directorwith ELSA CHARLSTON, sopranoa concert IN CELEBRATION OF THE STRAVINSKY CENTENNIALother works by SHULAMIT RAN. THEODORE ANTONIOU, EARL KIMFRIDAY, APRIL 16, 1982 • 8:00 P.M.MANDEL HALL, 57th & University AvenueAdmission is tree with ticketSend ticket request and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Department of Music Concert Office. 5845 S EllisAvenue, Chicago 60637.2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 13, 1982News in briefFSACCSL, Ombuddypositions openStudents who wish to apply for the Univer¬sity-wide positions of Student Ombudsmanand student member of the Faculty-StudentAdvisory Committee on Campus StudentLife (FSACCSL) must turn in their applica¬tions to the office of the Dean of Students byMonday, April 26 and Friday, April 30, re¬spectively.The Student Ombudsman, who is selectedby President Gray, is a part-time salariedofficial of the University. To qualify for thepost the applicant must be a currently regis¬tered degree candidate, possess a “superi¬or” GPA, and be willing to reduce their aca¬demic program in order to devote sufficienttime to serve as Ombudsman.Applicants must submit their applicationin the form of a letter indicating: academicarea and level, number of years at the Uni¬versity, experience that might seem rele¬vant, and any special qualifications for theposition of Ombudsman.Students wishing to apply for a seat on the(FSACCSL) should be a registered degreecandidate in good standing and must file forthe candidacy from the academic programin which he or she will be a registered stu¬dent in 1982-83. The eight student membersof the committee are to be chosen as fol¬lows: three students from the College; onestudent from the Professional Schools, ex¬ cluding Medicine and the Graduate Schoolof Business; one student from the Humani¬ties Division; one student from the SocialSciences; and one student from the Biologi¬cal and Physical Sciences Division, includ¬ing the Pritzker School of Medicine, and onefrom GSB.Students should pick up nominating peti¬tions in Administration 219, and have thirtystudents sign it.Students can obtain further informationand complete details at the Student Activi¬ties Office.Nominate a prof.The University might not ask its under¬graduate for their opinions all that often, butthey are asking now. Jonathan Z. Smith,Dean of the College, has sent notices to Col¬lege students, asking them to nominate pro¬fessors for this year’s Quantrell Award.The Award is given for excellence in un¬dergraduate teaching. The Student’s nomin¬ations are reviewed by a faculty committee,which will make recommendations to Presi¬dent Gray at the end of this quarter.Teachers who have worked with a studenton an individual study project are as eligibleas a teacher who has taught in the core. Thestudent need not have had the teacher dur¬ing this past year. Nominations should be inthe form of an individual letter, not a peti¬tion, by April 30, and sent to Smith in Harper209.There are no set number of awards given. and last year there were four awards given.Chih-ch’ao Chao, associate professor of FarEastern Languages and Civilizations, MarkIngraham, the Sauel K. Allison Distin¬guished Service Professor of Physics, SamPeltzman, professor in the Graduate Schoolof Business, and Ronald Thisted, the Leon¬ard Jimmie Savage Associate Professor ofStatistics.Wriston visitingWalter B. WristonCiticorp and Citibank Chairman Walter B.Wriston is this quarter’s Visiting Fellow. Hewill be on campus from April 22 to 23. Wriston graduated from Wesleyan and theFletcher School of Law and Diplomacy atTufts. He served for a year as an officer inthe State Department and did a four-yeartour with the US Army during World War II.He joined Citibank in 1946.Wriston became an assistant vice-presi¬dent in 1952, a vice-president in 1954 and asenior vice-president in 1958. In 1959 he wasnamed head of the Overseas Division and in1960 executive vice-president. Wriston be¬came president of the bank in 1967, presi¬dent of Citicorp when it was formed in 1968,and chairman in 1970.Blue marathonThe Blue Gargoyle Youth Service Centeris holding a benefit Dance Marathon from 9pm April 23 to 6 am April 24. All proceedsfrom the Dance will go to Gargoyle YouthPrograms, including tutoring, counselling,recreation, and arts and crafts. The Mara¬thon features an exciting blend of funk,rock, and reggae from WHPK DJs MikeConte, Don Lindgren, and Steve Silver. Toofficially enter the Marathon, pick up aSponsor Sheet sometime this week at theBlue Gargoyle, on 5655 S. University Ave.Official dancers will get free admission tothe dance. The public is invited for a $2cover charge. If you would like more infor¬mation. or are interested in helping orga¬nize the Marathon, come in to the Gargoyleor call at 955-4108.STUDENT TuesdayGOVERNMENT April 13, 7:30 pmMEETING Ida Noyes Lounge - First FloorIf You Are ASenior citizen & Need HELP...Call theH.E.L.P. LINE(Helping Elderly Live Productively)752-0469This is a new, totally free service for those 60 orover in the Hyde Park/Kenwood area. Volunteersare ready to assist you with any light jobs or errandsin which you might need help. Any light job you needhelp with, call the HELP line. Remember, this serviceis free.Please call 752-0469 Thursday and Fridaybetween the hours of 9 am and 5 pm. Ourvolunteers will be on duty each Saturday toassist you.Thank you,Reverend Gordon SpeagleA Ministry of theHyde Park Alliance (Christian & Missionary Alliance) Church THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOTHE DIVISION OF THE HUMANITIESpresents a series of lecturesNew Paths of Classicismin the Nineteenth Centur\byARNALDO MOMIGLIANO(Unnerstty College London)Lurcy Visiting Professor, University of ChicagoWednesday, April 14 • Private Property and AgrarianHistory: Niebuhr and Fus tel deCoulangesWednesday, April 21 • Private Property and AgrarianHistory: Ed. Meyer, P. Bonfinte,and Max WeberWednesday, April 28 • Religious History without Frontiers:H. UsenerWednesday, May 5 • Religious History without Frontiers:J. Wellhausen, U. Wilamozvitz,and E. SchwartzThe Lectures will be held at 4:00 in the afternoonin Social Sciences. Room 122THE PUBLIC IS CORDIALLY INVITED • ADMISSION FREEThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 13, 1982—3ATTENTION BSCD STUDENTSINTERESTED IN UNDERGRADUATE RESEARCH:Summer ResearchFellowship Stipends AreAvailableStudents interested in applying for a stipend should contact ProfessorGerson Rosenthal, Gates-Blake 17, no later than April 20, 1982.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOTHE DIVISION OF THE HUMANITIESpresents a series of lecturesGREEK POETRY:Homer to SeferisbyCONSTANTINE TRYPANISProfessor Emeritus, University of ChicagoTuesday, April 6 •Thursday, April 8 •Tuesday, April i 3 •Thursday, April 1 5 •Thursday, April 22 • Ancient Greek PoetryHellenistic PoetryMedieval Greek PoetryGreek Poetry Under the Francs andthe TurksModern Greek PoetryThe Lectures will be held at 4 :oo in the afternoonin Harper, Room 130THE PUBLIC IS CORDIALLY INVITED . 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For some of us,that bit of information ruined the entire eve¬ning: Instead of seeing Casablanca as it wasactually made, we saw a version with Ron¬ald Reagan as Rick Blaine — a Reaganizedversion.Act IVictor Laszlo and his lovely wife lisa (In¬grid Bergman), newly arrived in Casablan¬ca, enter Rick’s cafe, which is also head¬quarters for the Casablanca Chamber ofCommerce. They are shown to a table nearthe stage and order drinks. The band is run¬ning through some early Sinatra tunes,which the couple seem to enjoy. After a timeClaude Rains, dressed in a French policeuniform approaches their table and holdsout his hand to Laszlo. “I am Louis Rean-ualt, Prefect of Police here in unoccupiedCasablanca. It is an honor to make your ac¬quaintance, Mr. Laszlo. Unfortunately, Ihave a bit of bad news. My sources tell methat you are planning to smuggle Americanfoodstamps out of Casablanca and into theUnited States. For obvious reasons Germancorporate interests forbid such a course ofaction. I’m afraid you will have to travel toNorth America empty handed.”“But this is unoccupied France. Do youalways follow the whims of the CommonMarket.”“I blow with the wind, and presently, thewind blows from Volkswagon.”“Perhaps we should discuss this in pri¬vate.” The men excuse themselves, leavinglisa alone to nurse her drink. Glancingacross the room she notices a familiar face,Sam, the piano player. She is visibly sur¬prised by her find but waves him to comeover. He too is shocked by her presence, hes¬itates, but warily rolls his piano over.“Hello Sam,” she says graciously. “It’sbeen a long time. Was it during the Gold-water campaign in ’64 that I last sawyou?”“Yes, mam. A lot of water under thebridge,” Sam says nervously.“Play it, Sam.”"I don’t know what you mean, Miss lisa.”Sam is looking at his feet.“Play it Sam. Play, “Give Me Mine.”“I’m a little rusty on it.”“I’ll hum it for you.” She hums the tune to“As Time Goes By.” Sam begins to play.“Sing it Sam.” Hestitantly, he sings.You must remember this,The rich are still the rich,The poor are still the poor.The fundamental rules apply.Give me mine.It’s the same narration,A tale of exploitation.On that you can rely.The world still welcomes Republicans,Give Me Mine.Rich Blaine, (Ronald Reagan) storms in, “Ithought I told you never to play that. . Hestops abruptly, seeing Illsa.“Hello Rick.”“Hello Mommy.”Louis and Laszlo return. “I see you twohave met,” Laszlo says, with surprised reg¬istered in his voice, “Care to join us for adrink.”“No drink but I will have some jellybeans.” Ronnie sits down.“Louis here tells me that you have thefoodstamps I’d like to bring to America tohelp the needy. I have a proposition for you.Would you appreciate an offer of 500,000francs.”“I’d appreciate it, but it’s no deal.”“May I ask why?”“Ask your wife.” Ronnie gets up andleaves, as abruptly as he came in.Act IIThe scene is Ronnie’s apartment abovethe cafe. The lights are out but neon shinesin through the window. Ronnie walks in andsees lisa silhouetted in the darkness.Ronnie sighs and pops a jelly bean into hismouth, “Of course all the lousy chamber ofcommerce headquarters in all the towns inall the world and you have to walk into mine.”“Daddy, you must give those foodstampsto my husband.”“It seems that as long as I have thosefoodstamps I’ll never be lonely.”“I know how you feel about me. I don’tblame you. But this is bigger than both ofus.”“I’m not interested in politics. The prob¬lems of the world are not in my department.I’m the only Cause I believe in. Me, my so¬cial set, and my financial backers.”Illsa pulls a small revolver out of herpurse and levels it at Ronnie. “All right. Itried to reason with you. I tried everything.Now I want those foodstamps.”“I knew I should have spent more moneyon defense.”“I’m not joking. I need those stamps.”“Yes, but are you truly needy?”Ilsa breaks down. “I tried to stay away. Ithought I would never see you again. If youonly knew how much I loved the present dis¬tribution of wealth. If you only knew howmuch I still love it.” They embrace and kisspassionately.“Listen Mommy, you and Victor meet meat the airport tomorrow night at ten, just be¬fore the last flight to Lisbon leaves. We’ll setthe right wing back on course.”Ilsa is crying with joy, “Promise me therich will never have to pay taxes. Promiseme strip mining will be legal everywhere.”“I promise, my darling.”Act IIIThe scene is Casablanca airport. A planecan be seen in the background partially con¬cealed by heavy fog. Ronnie is standingnear a hangar in a trench coat and ridingpants. Victor Laszlo, Ilsa, and Louis Ren¬ault drive up and greet Ronnie.“Ilsa tells me you will give us the food-stamps after all,” Victor says.“I'm sending this to America,” Ronniessays, pulling out a folder. “These are plansfor the quadrupling of the defense budget.”“But the foodstamps. . .” Laszlo is aston¬ished.“I’ve decided to do with thinking for all ofus, and it all adds up to one thing. You’regetting on the plane with these plans.”“But I don’t understand,” Ilsa interrupts.“How can you quadruple defense spending,cut taxes and still balance the budget?”“Trust me. Soon you'll understand.Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. Butsomeday and for the rest of your life. Be¬sides, we’ll always have Sacramento. Wedidn’t have it until you came to Casablanca.But we got it back last night.”“And I said I’d never leave you.”“And you never will. But I’ve got a job todo. Where I’m going, women can’t follow.What I’ve got to do, women can’t be any partof. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble, but itdoesn’t take much to see that the problemsof poor people don’t amount to a hill of beansin this crazy world. Some day you’ll under¬stand that. Nowr. . .you better get on thatplane. Here’s looking at you, Mommy.”Victor and Ilsa get on the plane jut as itbegins taxiing down the runway. Suddenly aVolkswagon screeches up to Ronnie and aGerman gets out.“Vot is going on?”“Victor Laszlo is on that plane.”The German rushes for the phone, “Getme the control tower.”“Get away from that phone,” Ronniecommands, but the German ignores him.Ronnie pulls a box out of his pocket with abutton on it and pushes it. After a few sec¬onds the sky is filled with MIRV missieswhich all land on the German. As the dustsettles Ronnie brushes himself off with aself-satisfied smile on his face, “I knew onlythe Germans would get it in a limited ex¬change.”State department cars rush to the scene.Men in black pinstripe suits jump out andlook at Louis questioningly.“Major Strausser has been shot,” he an¬swers their looks. Then, he hesitates.“Blame it on the Russians.” The pinstripesjump back in their cards and drive away.Ronnie puts his arm around Louis as theywalk away in the fog. “Louis, I think this isgoing to be the start of a beautiful friend¬ship. Say you’re not involved w ith that Mit-terand Fellow?” ustc\presentsThursday, April 15,1982 - NOON-TIME CONCERT12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallThe Balkanske Igre Folk Orchestra performsAuthentic folk music from Eastern Europe andthe Balkans, admission is freeFriday, April 16,1982 - CONTEMPORARY CHAMBERPLAYERS, Ralph Shapey, director8:00 p.m., Mandel Hall. Elsa Charlston, soprano.Antoniou, Epigrams for soprano and chamber orchestra;Ran, A Prayer; Kim, Now and Then; Stravinsky,Concertino/ 8 Instrumental Miniatures/ Octet for Winds.free tickets available at Goodspeed Hall 310Saturday, April 17,1982 - UNIVERSITY CHORUS,Rodney Wynkoop, director8:00 p.m., Rockefeller Chapel. Janice Hutson, sopranoDonald Doig, tenor; Bruce Cain, baritone. Robert Schroll,baritone; Jay Rosenblatt piano Orff. Carmina Burana.admission is free.Sunday, April 18,1982 - MARJORIE BECKER JANOVE.Piano3:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital Hall.Gershwin, Prokofieff, Scriabin,admission is free. \AMonday, April 19,1982 - ORCHESTRA OF ILLINOIS.Thomas Michalak, conducting8:00 p.m., Mandel Hall.Haydn, Symphony No. 76 in E-flat/ Symphony No. 22 inE-flat (“The Philosopher”): Stravinsky. Greeting Prelude/“Dumbarton Oaks" Concerto/ Symphony in 3 Movements\ T}/ / Tickets are available at the Reynolds Club Ticket Center.753-3568.‘‘Upcoming 'EventsThursday, April 22,1982 - Noon-time Concert.Menotti, The Telephone. Ellen Harris, soprano;Kenneth Guy, baritone; Philip Gossett, piano.12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital Hall. free.Saturday, April 24,1982 - Cathy Heifetz MemorialConcert. A variety of vocal and instrumental music fromthe Renaissance to the 20th century. 8:00 p.m.,Bond Chapel free.Sunday, April 25,1982 - Performer’s Workshop Ensembleof the University of Illinois. A program of avant-gardeensemble works. 4.00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital Hall.free.jor more inform*tion,c*ll 753 Z6t3The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 13, 1982—5InsideTHE MEN, THE MYTHS, THE LEGENDSsJIMMY AND BOBBy Bill FalloonIf you want to stump any UC trivia buff,ask this question: What famous UC figureeloped with his sweetheart to Crown Point,Indiana, said “I do” at midnight, and sincethen has been married for 48 years? Orbetter yet, ask whose 70th birthday is thisSunday? If he is still perplexed give him aclue — who is celebrating his 42ndanniversary as the best bartender oncampus this week?The answer to the last question will givethe answer to the other two - none otherthan Jimmy Wilson, better known as justJimmy.Like his grandfather, Jimmy started outsmall. His grandfather began one of theoldest businesses in Chicago (WilsonBrothers Paint and Hardware Co., 1875) by“picking up all the loose bricks and stuffafter the Great Fire and then selling themback.” Likewise, Jimmy began as apart-time bartender in 1940 at the oldUniversity Tavern, then located wherePierce Tower now stands.After three years, Jimmy became afull-time bartender and always had theidea in the back of his mind that he w antedto own a bar himself. Little by little, hegained popularity among the students thatfrequented the University Tavern and wasbartender at many of the fraternity partieson campus. Though he did not own theTavern, he “made UT’s business grow —and they became the best bar on thestreet.”In 1948, Jimmy and his partner, MikeFilz, obtained a room that could seat 34people and started the Woodlawn Tap andLiquor Store. Because of his popularitywith students at University Tavern,Jimmy had no trouble getting theuniversity crowd to patronize his bar.Since then, he has expanded and institutedthe University Room.As Jimmy points out, “there used to be38 bars along 55th from Lake Park toCottage Grove, and now I'm the only onethat’s left.” When his partner retired in1960, he became the sole owner.With all the popularity the bar hasgained under his ownership — so muchthat it is better known as “Jimmy's” thanthe “Woodlawn Tap” — he has neverchanged the bar’s official name. “One ofmy good friends,” he says, “who iswell-educated, told me, don’t do it Jim —it’s part of the intrigue of the place.”How popular is his bar? “I had afriend,” he says, “who called up one dayfrom San Francisco. All he knew was thename, Jimmy’s Woodlawn Tap. So, whenhe gets the operator on the phone and asksher for Jimmy’s Woodlawn Tap, she says,‘you mean Jimmy’s at 55th andWoodlawn?’ When my friend gets me onthe phone, he says, ‘Gee Jimmy, you’rewell known’. “Just a coincidence I guessthat operator came to the bar,” Jimmylaughs.For those who go to the bar, there isplenty of memorabilia hanging on thewalls. In the West Room, there is a woodensign reading “West Stands, Sections 8-12.”Underneath this sign, which was a part ofthe old Stagg Field, Enrico Fermisustained the first nuclear reaction. Thissign, Jimmy claims, is about the onlything on his walls “worth any money.”He does treasure, however, the “DriveCarefully, Submarine Crossing” sign thattwo friends brought over from the Museumof Science and Industry. He likes the senseof humor of whomever painted it.The small library above the West Roombar - containing an EncyclopediaBritannica collection, Shakespeare’scollected works, the Bible, Webster’sdictionary, Norton’s Anthology of Poetry,and an atlas — “has solved a lot ofdisputes,” Jimmy says.Behind the East Room bar, however,rests Jimmy’s most-prized memorial to6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 13, Anheuser Busch. In front of a hangingpicture of the Budweiser label is a woodenhand with the middle finger proudlyraised. Ask Jimmy for a Budweiser and hewill point to the memorial.“Budweiser used to be my best seller,”he says, “I’d get discounts from othercompanies. And when I asked theBudweiser salesman for a break since Isold so much, he told me, ‘Jimmy, you’renot selling Budweiser, we are.’ I tookabout thirty seconds to think about itbefore I kicked the saleman out.” Andreceiving the wooden hand from thePhilippines as a gift, Jimmy constructedhis monument and has not sold Budweisersince. Talking about the monument, helaughs, “it’s all in principle.”From his vantage point on 55th St.,Jimmy has always been a keen observer ofUC students. “The difference betweenstudents here and at other universities,”he says, “is like night and day. They aremore mature here — more intelligent.Everything is better about them.”“The student here over the years hasnever changed,” he says. “They may weartheir hair different, dress different, butthey are still the same.” In fact, hebelieves he personally has benefitted frombeing around them. “They keep meliberal-minded. Their intelligence rubsoff,” he says.Jimmy Wilson (left) and Bob Katzman.Jimmy is undecided as to how HannaGray compares with past presidents. “AllI know,” he says, “is that I’ve outlastedthem all — Hutchins, Kimpton. I don’tknow if I’ll outlast Hanna. She’s just ayoung jock compared to me, but whoknows.” When asked about Hanna Grayspecifically, he responded, “I like her, butI don’t really know her personally. I thinkshe’s doing a good job.”Although the Pub gets some of thestudent business, Jimmy doesn’t believethe students will ever prefer its bar overhis bar. Although the Pub is subsidized bythe university and is possibly lessexpensive because of it, he says “thatstudents want to come here still becausethey want to see what life is all about.They don’t want to sit in a bar withpuuurrrre university people. They like totalk to guys like me once in a while.”In all his years as a bartender, Jimmyhas seen the drinking age change anumber of times. “When I first started,”he says, “it was girls 21 and boys 18. Thenit switched to 21 for both — then to 19, andnow it’s back to 21.” Jimmy publicized hisviews on the drinking age, in a letter hesent to Governor Thompson on June 16,1978.The letter said: “Personallly, I am1982 continued on page 8 By Philip GlistThe expansion of Bob’s NewsEmporium, located on the corner of 51stand Lake Park, will soon enablecustomers, with the aid of speciallydesigned six-foot racks, to view the frontcovers of over 3000 different magazines.The expanded, 2240 square-foot store willcarry foreign and domestic magazines ofevery variety, and will also have spaceenough for newspapers, paperbacks,buttons, posters, 2000 contemporarygreeting cards, and a 30-foot candycounter.Owner Bob Katzman, says this growth —expected to be completed at April’s end —will give him and Hyde Park, America’smost comprehensive newsstand magazinecollection. This unusual distinction typifiesKatzman’s struggle to build up hisnewsstand from the wooden four-by-threefoot stand he started when he was just 15years old.Describing his views as “not the mostbusiness-like attitude,” Katzman’snon-financial motivation for operating hisnewsstand is his dedication to theavailability of a wide range of information.“I think it’s pointless to live here, in thiscountry, and have a free press when sofew people have access to real diversity ofinformation. I felt that I was in a positionto really make a significant contribution.So while we do sell Playboy and PenthousePHOTOS BV WILLIAM MUDGEand other magazines that some peoplethink are terrible, we also carry more than100 art and political publications thatmaybe we’ll sell one or two copies of eacha month, but the enterprise as a wholeenables almost anyone to find outwhatever they want. The new store willcarry magazines covering all of WesternEurope, and it’s a nice feeling to thinkyou’re doing something significant.”For Katzman, now 31 years old, “thenewsstand has always been home.” Hisseemingly rare and inspiring views on hisbusiness are the product of a youth thatKatzman looks back on as a sometimespainful learning experience.“I was born here (Hyde Park) and myfather and I lived together,” he recalls.“At the end of every lease when the rentwas due we’d move. We were notwell-to-do. My father did many things. Hesold carpeting and furniture and beer kegsand jewelry and appliances andinsurance.”“I was going to the Lab School and inAugust, 1965 a friend asked me if I wantedto start a newsstand and I said OK. Weboth put up a wooden shack and called itB&R Newsstand, and put it on the cornerof 51st and Lake Park. We sold 38 papersthe first day. I bought him out inDecember, 1966 because we wouldn’t splitChristmas vacation and I wanted some time off. So I bought him out for $200. Ittook six months to pay him off. I startedcarrying magazines in January, 1967. Itburned down twice over the years and Irebuilt it larger each time.”“Gradually I got to know people andbecame dependent on their help so that Icould graduate high school. I graduatedfrom the Lab School in 1968 and went to(The University of Illinois at Chicago)Circle. My freshman year I had anoperation for a malignancy. I didn’t missany school but at the end of that schoolyear I dropped out of college.”Katzman then tried other businessesbefore selling newspapers again.“In 1970 I opened up a kosherdelicatessen with my father in thisshopping center,” he says. “It was verysuccessful, and made us a lot of money forthe next ten years, but I sold it after myfirst six months. I found that I could runthe business on an intellectual level but Icouldn’t get emotionally involved in it.”“Two years later, I bought thenewsstand at 53rd and Lake Park. Thenaround Thanksgiving of 1974 I opened upanother store at 53rd and Kimbarkbecause I was trying to make this 51stStreet store into a brick building, but itwas taking forever, and I never thought itwould happen. Six months after I openedthe store on Kimbark I got permission tofinish building this. It had been a woodenstand for ten years.”Katzman’s expanding business wasbecoming more successful but also broughthim trouble — a lawsuit from competingdealers, who held close to a monopoly onChicago-area newsstands. His five yearlegal battle brought him great localrecognition as a sort of underdog-hero.“During that time I had bought thenewsstand at Michigan and Randolphdowntown, and I sold the newsstand at53rd Street in 1980 also, and I sort ofabandoned the one on 55th Street becauseit wasn’t profitable anymore. Part of thelawsuit was that the other company had togive me one of their stores to operate. Itook over the lease of a store at Clark andDiversey. Suddenly I had a North Sidestore. It was a new experience, I wascovering a larger area.”“In October, 1981 I saw an empty storeat the corner of Devon and Broadway andrented it. It was a very large store, about2500 square feet. It was the first really newventure I’ve been in since it wasn’t a bookor magazine store before. It had been awaterbed store that failed. It’s been opensix months now and is doing very well.”Katzman’s present staff numbers 35people, and he manages the South Sidestore, while his friend Bob Kamudahandles the North Side.During these years Katzman struggledwithin himself to justify the career he hadchosen because of his interest in thenewspaper business.“The hardest thing when I was growingup was when my contemporaries at thisprivate school were children of famouspeople,” he says. “I went to school withBruno Bettelheim’s son, and EdwardLevi’s son, and the son of the owner ofJohnson beauty produccts — there wasjust a lot of wealthy privileged kids. Out ofa group of 10 or 11 guys I used to knowslightly, or well, all of them becamelawyers except the one who became asurgeon.”“At the time they were in college and Iwas in college,” he says, “I was running awooden newsstand. It was this primitiveshack and it looked pathetic and I feltterrible, trying to figure out that this wasOK to do. A lot of my friends were Jewishand we were all sort of similar because wewere all third-generation Jews whosegrandfathers were peddlers or garmentcontinued on pge 8Two UC alumni go “Off theWall’ with satireBy George WoodburyMost readers of the Wall Street Journalexpect to find the latest stock releases,articles on corporate mergers and tradingfutures, and possibly an amusing featureor two. Last April 1st, however, the “offthe wall” parody issue provoked a fewmore laughs than the Journal’s standardfare.Off the Wall Street Journal is the work oftwo former Maroon editors, JonMeyersohn (’77-78) and Peter Cohn(’76-77). Available in the Bookstore for twodollars, the lampoon sneers at the state ofthe economy, the contemporarybusinessman and the Journal’s formalizedlayout. Off the Wall Street Journal leavesmost of the standard organization of TheJournal intact, simply substituting newideas for the usual articles which manyreaders might find dry or uninteresting.The satire was originally the idea of awriter for the regular Journal, who is alsoa Maroon-alumnus. But Cohen said, “Jonand I worked out the details. We were thesenior editors for the issue, and wrotemost of the articles.”Cohn decided to do his first parody whenhe was editor of the Maroon. “We (he andMyersohn) put together our first spoofwhen we did the April 1, 1977 edition. Itwas a take-off on Midnight Magazine witha picture of Farrah-Fawcett on the frontpage.”In putting together Off the Wall StreetJournal, Meyersohn and Cohn rallied adiverse group of writers, including novelistCyra McFadden, Jeff Greenfield of CBS,and business writers Chris Welles andAndrew Tobias. This summer anotherparody will be published by Ballantine Books. National Lampoon Editor TonyHendra is also currently writing Not theBible in the spirit of Off the Wall StreetJournal.Today both Cohn and Meyersohn arewriting in New York. Cohn is freelancingand Meyersohn is an associate producer ofthe CBS Morning News.If the everyday reader of the Journalfailed to notice Off the Wall’s billing as aparody issue, he might rush for the stocktables in section II. He might not reach them though since on the last page ofsection I an ad appears for FMIT & TAGIshowing a nude woman with the caption“Hi! You stopped, didn’t you? We couldhave run a picture of sone non-entity at aterminal. . but then you would havegagged and kept on going.” FMITconfesses that it’s “the most boringcompany in America, possibly the world.”It promises to pump new life into its publicrelations to encourage “business with us.”The bulk of Off the Wall Street Journal are the news blurbs and outrageousfeature stories. Most are funny or at leastamusing, though several of the articles areoff-key in their treatment of ethnic jokes.One learns that the U.S. has sold $234billion in offensive weapons to the Sovietsas a good-will gesture, and thatemployment in England reached 100 percent after Prime Minister Thatcherdeclared unemployment a capital offense.In one of the “Business and Finance”briefs, President Reagan appointed a new-first lady after allegations that his wifeNancy accepted a $1000 bribeA front-page article on “UpwardMobility” contains analysis of the growinginfluence of executive mistresses. The S.C.Whately Corp. of Whately, S.C. was the“only sucker bom last year,” because italone of the Forbes 500 companies paidtaxes in 1981. With earnings of $54 million.Whately paid $11 in federal taxes, but anIRS spokesman said the company would begiven a refund.The Journal’s official reaction wascharacteristically aloof and to the point. Asenior editor labeled the issue “tasteless.”Nevertheless, the renegade editors of Offthe Wall Street Journal took out over amillion dollars’ worth of libel insurance forprotection should the Journal decide that amore extreme response was appropriate.Their lawyers also reviewed every bid ofprint for plagiarism.On the whole, the student response wasfavorable. A spokesman at the Bookstoresaid that fifty copies were sold the firsthour the issues were on the shelves. Thesecond shipment was still selling, thoughat a much more moderate pace, severaldays ago.MARRS: bringing back ye good olde daysBy Margo HablutzelTwice a week, a sizeable group ofstudents takes a “step forward into thepast” at meetings of the Medieval andRenaissance Re-Creation Society(MARRS). To walk into one of thesemeetings is to encounter an unlikelyconglomeration of representatives from allcenturies and societies from 600 A.D. to1600 A.D. These students don’t just studyor role-play, but they strive, with a fewmodifications, to relive medieval andRenaissance times.“We make concessions to indoorplumbing and stoves instead of fireplacesfor cooking,” one member laughed. “Andwe don't try to re-create the Black Deathor the Spanish Inquisition.”In the past, MARRS has sponsored manymedieval events including a full-scalecoronation in Rockefeller Chapel, whichwas attended by several hundred people,followed by a three-course feast inHutchinson Commons. Last April, thesociety celebrated St. Georges’ Day witharts contests, informal fighting, and afeast for a hundred people.This Saturday, April 17, MARRS isholding a day-long event in Ida Noyes Hall,the theme of which is Geoffrey Chaucer’sCanterbury Tales. Several contests, forwhich detailed knowledge offourteenth-century history or theCanterbury Tales is not essential, and aprize tourney for those able to use weaponsin the approved manner will be held on theMidway. In the evening, a three-coursebanquet will be served and variousdancers and musicians will perform,followed by a traditional medieval revel ofdancing and singing. Everyone is welcometo attend the event, which is free for thosewith a valid UCID.MARRS also presents two lectures eachquarter at its Thursday night meetings, onsuch topics as medieval musicalinstruments, heraldry, cooking,needlework, hairstyling and makeup, andthe battle of Agincourt. They have alsosponsored a concert byinternationally-known Hungarian hurdy-gurdy virtuoso Robert Mandel and afield trip to the “Viking World” exhibitionat the Museum of Science and Industry.At other meetings, MARRS holdspractice sessions for various styles ofmedieval dancing, and the members meetevery Sunday afternoon to practicemedieval methods of fighting, usingspecially constructed weapons andarmour.MARRS was originally based upon theSociety for Creative Anachronism (SCA), aworld-wide organization which began as acostume party nearly two decades ago.Like the SCA, MARRS encouragesmembers to choose a place and timeperiod to their liking and develop apersona (including name, heraldic device,genealogy, and personal history) whocould have lived at the time but didn’t. Forexample, one could not be Henry VIII, butcould be a member of his court or one ofhis servants.Once a member has chosen a persona,the proper wardrobe is designed. Manymembers of MARRS have early Celtic orNorman personae, which makes for easydesign and sewing of costumes. Inpreparation for their upcoming eventcostume workshops in which the membersdesign and create their garb were heldnearly every night. While they sewed theirown garb, the members made extracostumes to rent to any “mundanes” whowish to partake of the feast or who couldfeel out of place at the event in theirregular clothes.Not all members wear simple clothing,however. One girl was at work on aclosely-fitted Tudor gown. “I know 1 won’tget it finished before our event,” she said.“But I’m very tired of the loose T-tunicsthat we always wear.”Another girl was being fitted for aNorman outfit that she said was going tobe her “day-garb”; she was borrowing aRenaissance gown of purple and whitesatin to wear at night. “You want to lookmore elegant at the feast, and at Court,she explained.The male members of the group were interested in a different type of garb:armour. They discussed the variousmethods of making armour, from usingplastic tiles sewn into a vinyl vest tosoaking leather in hot wax and shaping itto the body. Although the latter is more inthe style of the period than the former,almost any design which providesadequate protection from blows is allowed.A member of the SCA group atNorthwestern University sometimes visitsMARRS to give advice about armour andfighting techniques.At various times MARRS invites somemembers of local SCA groups is to givelectures or join in the events that theyhold. MARRS also travels to the eventsthat the other groups hold, which in the past year have included a Twelfth-Nightfeast on the North Side of Chicago and aCrown Tourney in DeKalb. aninvitation-only tournament for the bestfighters in the Midwest and Ontario. OverMemorial Day weekend, the members ofMARRS are going to Champaign for thenext Crown Tournament, which willinclude war maneuvers and alarger-than-usual feast.None of the members of MARRS can sayexactly why they have joined the group,but all agree that it is fun. “It’s betterthan just reading about what went on, orworking it out on paper.” one girl said.“You learn a lot. but it’s not like work, andit's more intense than playing. I can'texplain it, but it’s a great experience.”PHOTO BY WILLIAM MUDGErhe past is recaptured in Ida Noyes Hall by members of MARRS.ThP rhiraan Maroon—Tuesday. Aoril IT loao.Hither and YonWomen under wrapsWomen whose rooms are on the firstfloors of Simmons and McElwain halls onthe Pennsylvania State University campusreceived letters from the University PoliceServices asking them to keep their drapesor blinds closed tightly to deter PeepingToms. They were also told that when aprowler is spotted their first call should beto the university police and not to theirResident Assistant or a friend.Thomas R. Harmon, manager ofUniversity Police Services, said thatvoyeurism always increases as theweather gets warmer, and he wants thewomen to take precautions in an effort tolower the number of incidents. Theresidents asked said that either they hadnever considered the problem of PeepingToms, or that they were not worried by theproblem. “You figure you are going tohave a couple of them,’’ one said.For those of you still looking for asummer job. Penn State University islooking for a President. A fifteen membersearch committee has placed ads in TheChronicle for Higher Education, the WallStreet Journal and the New York Timesannouncing the opening but has thusfar notfound an applicant which it deemssuitable. Quentin W’ood, president of theLADIES!Tired ofslide-rule dates?Two ex-roommateswho are notbrothers announceSWELL GUYESCORT SERVICEYou take us out & weprovide a car and company.TAKE OFFto theGreat North SideCall947-0819after 10 pm Board of Trustees said that the universitywas particularly keen on getting somebodyfrom the political world, but was notexcluding anybody as of yet. Applicantsmust have strong administrative skills anda thorough knowledge of the Nittany Lions’wishbone offense.Rolling to victoryA University of Texas student in awheelchair was the overall winner in theCapitol 10,000-meter Race held March 21 inAustin. Texas. Just behind Eddie Espinosawas the fastest runner for the second yearin a row, Olympic hcpeful Stann Vernon.According to The Daily Texan, theCapitol 10,000 is the fifth most popular10,000-meter race in the nation. Nearly100,000 spectators watched the 17,000-20,000runners, some of whom came from as faraway as Germany.Both Espinosa and Vernon see theCapitol 10,000 as, in Espinosa’s words, “astepping-stone’’ to the nationalcompetitions in June.ElU’s innkeeperThe Daily Evergreen News gave itsapproval to an Eastern Illinois Universityproposal to lease the Charleston HolidayInn as additional student housing. Eightystudents would be housed in the HolidayInn during the semester-long pilotprogram in the fall. The plan is based uponthe existing program at LakelandCommunity College in Mattoon.Eastern's dormitories suffer fromovercrowding, and Evergreen agreed thatthe Holiday Inn could be used as atemporary solution. But the need for mealarrangements, storage space, andtransportation to campus were alsopointed out, along with the fact that thedormitories are usually under capacity inthe spring. It was suggested that theuniversity lease the Holiday Inn during thefall term, and move the students into thedormitories when the spring term began.Meanwhile, some of Eastern’s studentswill be able to enjoy an in-dorm swimmingpool, maid service, and restaurant food.Charleston’s kill-joyA wet T-shirt contest sponsored by asaloon near Eastern Illinois Univesity’scampus was cancelled the day of the eventUniversity of California, San DiegoTHE RESEARCH PLACEMajor Research University• UC San Diego is third in the nation in total amount of federallyfinanced research and development at colleges anduniversities• UC San Diego has a close association with leading researchinstitutions including Salk Institute for Biological Studies andScripps Clinic and Research FoundationWorld Renowned Faculty• Fifth in the nation in number of National Academy of Sciencesmembers. UC San Diego follows Harvard, Berkeley. MIT, andStanford• UC San Diego faculty includes five Nobel laureates.High Level of Financial Aid• Over 90 percent of graduate students at UC San Diego receivefinancial supportStrong Ph.D. and Masters Programs• Degrees are offered in biological, physical and social sciences,humanities and artsSuperb Location• Located in La Jolla, California, one of the world's finest swimmingand surfing beach areas, UC San Diego enjoys the benefits ofa metropolitan community surrounded by mountains, deserts,and the Pacific Ocean.For an application for Graduate Study and more information call(800) 854-1980 (800 a.m -430 p.m. PST) or write Office ofGraduate Studies and Research, Mail Code Q-003. University ofCalifornia, San Diego, La Jolla, CA 92093UC San Dtego adheres to an Affirmative Action/Equal Opportunity policy by Charleston Mayor Bob Hickman, who isalso the town’s liquor commissioner. In thepast Hickman has turned down requestsfor other wet T-shirt contests, male andfemale strippers, and mud wrestling. Thereason given for cancelling this contestwas that a few years ago contestants in asimilar contest “got carried away” andbegan removing their T-shirts. Tim Hamell of the Longhorn Saloon,which had tried to sponsor the contest,thought that it was unfair of Hickman tohave cancelled the contest the day it wasto have occurred, and that he saw nothingwrong with the contest. He also pointed outthat other local bars had had bikini, hairychest, and white legs contests.InsideJimmy continued from page 6against the 19 year old being able to pur¬chase wine or beer in either a bar or a liquorstore. Consider the 19 year old person still inhigh school. It is only natural for him to as¬sociate with other individuals who are 18,17,and even 16 year olds. If these individualswant to have a party or beer bust, they havean automatic purchaser.”“A person of 20 years of age presents a dif¬ferent situation. Generally, he is out of highschool, and no longer associates with highschool students. In most cases, he is eitherworking or in college. He may even be mar¬ried and supporting children. He is a man,and he should be treated like one that is 21 orolder.”He closes the letter with, “I will appreci¬ate any of your efforts in working a moreconsistent and reasonable law regulatingthe drinking age.”When asked to mention some “unversitytypes” that have enjoyed his bar, he pointsout that he has employed over “300 studentsBob’s continued from page 6 behind his bar to help them through school.”On the other side of the bar, “I leave it up toyou to guess how many people I’ve met hereover the years,” he says. “Edward Levi,when he was over at the Law School a longtime ago, used to come and talk law with hisstudents.”“In Life magazine, Jimmy says, “beforeit went under, Saul Bellow called it hisfavorite bar. He mentions that he used tocome here and enjoy his drinks — like theatmosphere. And you know who he is. Hewould always come in with professors,though.”In the future, Jimmy doesn’t plan tochange his life a bit. “I wouldn't trade myjob and life for any other,” he says. “I havefriends my own age, who I bowl and social¬ize with. But I have another life with the stu¬dents here as well. They keep me young. Re¬ally, they do. That’s right, I'm hip.” he sayssmiling.We agree, Jimmy, and Happy Birthday.were peddlers or garment workers of social¬ists or whatever, and their sons were sales¬men and operated stores, and the third gen¬eration went to college. And here I was athrowback to the first generation and I feltlike an oddball, a curiosity.”Eventually Katzman says he came to re¬alize “that many of the kids who becamelawyers or doctors or whatever, did that tosatisfy someone else’s needs in their lives.So you had unwilling lawyers who might begood or wealthy because of that, but maybethey would have been successful at some¬thing else, too. Whereas I did something thatI had wanted to do all the way through.”“I worked on the high school newspaper,I’ve written newspapers, I've done cartoon¬ing, I interviewed people, I was a reporter, Isold ads, I designed ads — I’m still design¬ing ads,” he says. “I’ve been distributingnewspapers, selling them retail. I’ve been doing every possible part of the business —and it’s interesting just to learn all aboutsomething.”“Early on I decided that if I was going todo that — I mean it was OK for me to have anewsstand, but only if it was the best news¬stand. It wasn’t OK if it was just anothernewsstand. That’s how I rationalized that itwas acceptable to continue doing this. Ididn’t want to be just another anything. So,by making this a very cosmopolitan news¬stand and carrying all kinds of magazinesand having this be the biggest selection inthe country, that’s very meaningful and sat¬isfying.” “I don’t think people understandwhat’s important. Some people I went toschool with, and people I know have thestrange notion that the motivation for beingin business is to make millions of dollars,and that’s an all-consuming kind of passion.That is absolutely beside the point.”The Officers and Board of Trustees ofChicago Sinai Congregationcordially invitesThe University of Chicago Communityto attend aService of Rededicationon the occasion of the Installation ofHoward Allen BermanasRabbi of the CongregationSunday, the eighteenth of AprilNineteen hundred and eighty-tivoat eleven o’clockSinai Temple5350 South Shore DriveCh icago, III in o is8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 13, 1982LettersFalklands disputeTo the Editor:As a British subject I must say that I feelextremely insulted by Mr. Reagan’s de¬scription of the Argentine and the UnitedKingdom as “two of our closest friends.”I feel strongly that as long as Reaganwishes to refer to Israel and South Africa ashis “strategic allies” and thus condone thesuffering that these two militant govern¬ments visits on the civilian minorities intheir territories, it can only be an insult to beincluded in any list of U.S. allies.To go one step further and talk about theUnited Kingdom government and the Ar¬gentinian junta in the same breath; to com¬pare the country whose Magna Carta, LongParliament and democratic traditions arethe very source of United States democracywith an anti-semitic, fascist military juntawhich condones the torture of political pris¬oners and rules by decree, shows just how-far the United States has come from the fineand noble aspirations of President Carter.There is little evidence to suggest that fa¬scism is less of a threat to the well-being ofmankind than Communism, and namessuch as Hitler, Mussolini, and Amin speakfor themselvs on this point. Even Stalin hadmuch more in common with a fascist thugthan with a true Communist.And yet Reagan seems prepared to sup¬port any half-united military junta, regard¬less of their internal politics and their re¬cord on human rights, as long as they raisetheir right arm against communism.Many Europeans now feel that it would bea good thing if the Russians were to installtheir nuclear missiles in Cuba. Perhaps thenReagan would become convinced that thereis a front line nearer to home than Europe,and faced with the possibility of millions ofAmericans dying, he might scale down hiswar-mongering and reduce the chance of of¬fering Europe as a sacrifice in his fightagainst communism.Would it be too much to ask of Reagan topublicly announce that all arms supplieswill be cut off to the Argentine, that the Unit¬ed States publicly condemns the invasion ofa democratic self-governing island by a fa¬scist junta whose only claim to the islands isitself a remnant of Spanish colonialism.There is not a Spanish-speaking person onthe islands, and not one inhabitant whowishes to be ruled by the iron fist of a mili¬tary junta. But alas the days when Americastood up and was counted amongst thosewho support right in the world are over.Claud GurneyRH a real heroTo the Editor:Although there may be little reason toover-examine the question of who were the “Shoreland fire heroes,” Michael Williams’letter in Friday’s Maroon was misleading;as a witness of the fire, I think I canstraighten this out.I am a sixth-floor resident who saw onlythe final part of the “heroics”; by the time Igot near the fire, Ms. DeCamp’s door wasalready kicked in, and those students in¬volved had already done what they could.By then the hall was filled with smoke, andthe room itself really was an inferno. Wil¬liams (the resident head) had by then takencharge. He refused to allow any students toenter the room, but he himself covered hisnose and mouth with a wet towel and" raninto the fire, two or three times, trying to re¬scue Ms. DeCamp. Each time the flamesand smoke prevented him from getting toher (Ms. DeCamp was later found in herbedroom, a considerable distance from herfront door). But by entering the room as hedid, Williams risked his life, and everyonethere knew it. Don DowlingResident, Sixth Floor ShorelandSports BriefsRunners finish 2ndThe men’s track team has moved out¬doors after ending its indoor season with asecond place finish in the Midwest Confer¬ence meet held on March 6. Coe College ac¬cumulated 132 points to run away with theconference championship, but the hostMaroons' 89 points were enough for second.Carleton College was close behind with 78points, and fourth place Monmouth had 40points.As usual, the Maroons dominated the dis¬tance events. Mike Axinn was the team'sonly double winner as he captured firstplace in both the mile and two mile runs. Histime of 4.08.3 in the mile set a new meet re¬cord. Art Knight followed Axinn with afourth place finish in the two mile and a fifthplace in the mile. Aaron Rourke finishedhalf a second behind Carleton’s Gene Di-magno to take second place in the 1000-yardrun.Bob Fisher and Dan Levy finished secondand third, respectively, in the 800-meterrun. In the 600-vard run, Jim Biery came inthird and Reggie Mills placed fifth. DaveGlockner took fourth place in the 400-meterrun. Chicago's strong 1600-meter relay teamfinished second to a team from Coe Col¬lege.Mark Williams was the only Maroon toplace in a sprint. His time of 34 1 was goodfor sixth place in the 300-yard dash. CurtSchafer provided points in the field eventswith fourth places in the high jump and longjump and a second place in the triple jump.Teammate Jeff Kaiser finished fourth in thetriple jump.Free Illinois State Taxeswith yourFederal Income Tax Prepared(with this coupon)CALMLY, QUIETLY, CORRECTLYthat’s how we prepare returns...HITLER &■ ASSOCIATES. /AY.1645 E. 53rd Street 2nd floor. Phone 1312| 643-2 105. 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OR MOREFAMILY PACKFRESHGROUNDBEEF1 GALLON JUGAFTER THE FALLUNFILTERED 2/79'59 cReg. 79c$^69Reg. 2.2599 cReg. 1.294/$129“.*1*.MEDICAL SCHOOL OPENINGSImmediate Openings Available in Foreign Medical SchoolFully AccreditedALSO AVAILABLE FOR DENTAL SCHOOLS• LOANS AVAILABLE • INTERVIEWS BEGINNING IMMEDIATELYFor further details and/or appointment callDr. Manley (716) 882-2803m I $989IUICE LFINER FOODSSERVING53rd PRAIRIE SHORESKIMBARK PLAZA 2911 VERNONWhere You Are A Stranger But Once!The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 13, 1982—9Campus FilinsNiagara (Henry Hathaway, 1953) JosephCotten plays a hen-pecked middle aged psy¬chotic and Marilyn Monroe his almost comi¬cally lethargic and murderous wife in thisnewly-wed melodrama. Hathaway, who sel¬dom directed a film which wasn’t tainted bymediocrity and the vagaries of an unimagin¬ative mind, manages here to pull off a fairlyentertaining and suspenseful work. Al¬though the casting of Monroe and Cotten asthe deranged couple may at first seem a bitimplausible, this pairing produces a few in¬teresting scenes — most notably a bell towerscene where Monroe meets her gruesomeand conspicuously silent death. Yet, overallthis film suffers from a bad case of “narra¬tive drag,” a problem sometimes ameliorat¬ed by Marilyn’s appropriately seductivewardrobe and sulky personae. Jean Petersand Don Wilson co-star as the conventionalcouple whose fate takes a turn for the worseafter M.M. casts her shadow over their fun-loving fornicating. Appropriately shot intacky technicolour. Thur., April 15 at 7:15pm. Doc. $1.50 — RM.The River of No Return Otto Preminger,1954) Marilyn Monroe matched contours sowell with the picturesque waterscape in Nia¬gara that many of her subsequent screen-sets seem unworthy. An imposing exceptionis The River of No Return, where she takeson the entire, breathtaking northwesternwilderness. Marilyn plays a warm-hearted,dance-hall singer in love with a good-for-nothing, good-rush gambler (Rory Cal¬houn), who has promised her the life she’salways wanted. Instead, he abandons her atthe doorstep of a farmer (Robert Mitchum)whose only gun and horse he’s just stolen.Hostile Indians attack, forcing Monroe, Mit-chem, and his nine-year-old son (TommyRettig) to flee downriver on a raft. SaidMarilyn about co-starring with Mitchum:“It’s wonderful to play opposite a guy youcan’t pick up and throw across the room.”Thurs., April 15th at 8:45. DOC $1.50. — PFThe Scarlet Empress (Von Sternberg,1934). The epic rise of Catherine the Great(Marlene Dietrich) as told through the bril¬liant style of Von Sternberg. The sharplydrawn caricatures illustrate not only thedirector’s cynical and humorous view of thisperiod of Russian history, but also his beliefthat the wielding of power comes not only bybirth but by opportunity. This is ironicallyshown in his superimposition of the bells ofliberty and the dove of peace. Tues., April13th, at 8:00 p.m. DOC $1.50. — CCThe Girl’s War. Unseen by this reviewer.Tues., April 13th, 8:00 p.m. Bergman Gal¬lery. DOC and RENAISSANCE. Free —JMCTUESDAYCalvert House: Sacrament of Reconciliation, 11:30to noon; Mass, 12 noon and 5 pm; brown bag lunch,12:30 pm, 5735 University.Hillel: Open University Course on Gender andEquality in Religion, 3:00 pm, Cobb Hall.Computation Center Seminar: Introduction to theDECSYSTEM-20 , 4:00-5:30 pm, Harper 103.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Lecture- “Cru¬sader Castles of Syria” speaker Bruce Masters,4:00 pm. Pick 218.Dept, of Microbiology: "RNA Transcription ofLampbrush Chromosomes” speaker Dr. JosephGall, 4:00 pm, Cummings 850.Latin American Center: “El Cervantismo en Li-zardi" speaker C. Rodriquez Chicharro, 4:00 pm,Cl 21.Calvert House: Investigation into Catholicism,7:00 pm, 5735 University.Morris Dancers: Learn ritual English dance, prac¬tice 7-9 pm, Ida Noyes.Hillel: Class in Midrash-Pesikta D'Rav Kahana,7:30 pm, 5715 Woodlawn.Comm, on the Conceptual Foundations of Science:“Some Questions in the History of MathematicalLogic” speaker William Howard, 8:00 pm, Cobb107.WEDNESDAYCalvert House: Mass, 12 noon and 5 pm; brownbag lunch, 12:30 pm, 5735 University.Crossroads: English classes for foreign women,2:00 pm, 5621 Blackstone.Latin American Center: “Understanding Torture:Casement’s Putumayo Report to the British Par¬liament” speaker M. Taussig, 3:30 pm, Haskell Easy Living (Mitchell Leisen, 1937). Pres¬ton Sturges was a comic genius, equally athome writing and directing, and it is his su¬perb script that gives life to this delightfulfarce. The wonderful Jean Arthur plays aworking girl who happens to be in the rightplace at the right time when Edward Arnoldthrows his wife’s fur coat out the window-after an argument. Ray Milland (as Ar¬nold’s son) gets involved, and the actionmoves at an increasingly frantic pace untilthe hilarious climax. Mitchell Leisen chore-graphs the madness very ably, almost aswell as Sturges himself might have done asdirctor. It’s hard to find much fault any¬where — it’s well acted, well written, cap¬ably photographed, and altogether most en¬joyable. LSF Wed., April 14, 8:30 — SWEffi Briest (Fassbinder, 1974). An attrac¬tive country girl is suddenly thrust into therole of Councillor’s wife. The strain is toomuch, especially with a stiff ambitious hus¬band who seems to prize propriety andhonor over affection. Rejected by high soci¬ety, troubled by ghostly fears and longingfor companionship, Effi falls in love withCrampas, a handsome, more youthful friendof her husband’s. After Effi bears a childand the couple move to Berlin, the husbanddiscovers love letters from Crampas. Hefeels compelled to kill him, though he is notvengeful. Effi is banished from society andfamily. She dies young, guilt-ridden and un¬forgiven. Fassbinder is less interested in amulti-faceted character sketch, than increating a unified morality play. To this endhe effectively employs b&w photography,unobtrusive editing and secondary charac¬ters as static stereotypes of good and evilwho serve to accent the fatal isolation ofEffi. Wed., April 14 at 8:00. DOC. $1.50-JMCPutney Swope (Robert Downey, 1969).This is not at all the sort of film we’ve cometo expect from Law School Films — it justmay be their weirdest offering to date. It’ssupposed to be an avant garde sendup ofMadison Avenue: the title character, atoken black on the board of directors of anadvertising agency, is accidentally electedto the board chairmanship, and proceeds toturn the advertising world on its head, run¬ning the Truth and Soul Agency like a maddirector. The trouble is that Robert Downey,who wrote as well as directed, can’t seem todecide what he wants to satirize. No one isspared: blacks, whites, executives, flun¬kies, liberals, rednecks, photographers, re¬porters, midgets, Black Panthers, BlackMuslims, politicians, actors, consultants,and tellers of jokes are all treated withequal disdain, and what results is nearly un¬intelligible. LSF Thurs., April 15, 8:30-SWComputation Center Seminar: Introduction toEDIT on the DECSYSTEM-20 3:30-5:00 pm, Clas¬sics 18.Dept of Biochemistry: “Transposon MediatedSite-Specific Recombination” speaker RandallReed, 4:00 pm , Cummings 101.International House: All-you-can-eat AmericanBuffet, 4:30-7:00 pm, with live jazz during dinner.$7 adults, $3.50 children.Young America’s Foundation: “Role of Govern¬ment: The Visible Hand in the Economy” speakerPhil Crane, 7:00 pm, Swift Lecture Hall. Free.THURSDAYLatin American Center: Symposium: “Borges’ Be¬ginnings” CCE, register Thurs. am.Calvert House: Mass, 12 noon and 5 pm; brownbag lunch, 12:30 pm, 5735 University.Episcopal Church Council: Holy Eucharist 12 *noon at Bond Chapel.Music Dept.: Noon-time concert; the BalkanskeIgre Folk Orchestra;, 12:15 pm, Goodspeed RecitalHall. Free.Computation Center Seminar: Introduction to SU-PERQWYLBUR 4:00-5:30 pm, Harper 103.Salisbury Geographic Circle: “Current Issues inDemographic Modeling” speaker Dr. Peter Roger-son, 4:15 pm, Pick 319.Dept, of Physics: “The Tau Lepton and the Searchfor Heavier Leptons” speaker Martin Perl, 4:30pm, Eckhart 133.The Chicago Lampoon: Humor magazine, meets7:00 pm, Ida Noyes 2nd floor.Crisis in Central America: a forum, teach-in con¬cerning Nicaragua, Guatemala, and El Salvador,7:00 pm, Reynolds Club 1st floor.MARRS: Meeting 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes. Classified AdsCLASSIFIED ADSClassified advertising in the Maroon costs $1.00per 45- character line. Special headings cost$1.50 per 25 characters. All classified advertising must be paid in advance. Advertisingdeadlines: 12 noon Wednesday for the Fridaypaper; 12 noon Friday for the Tuesday paper.Submit ads to Ida Noyes Hall, room 304, ormail them in (with payment) to The ChicagoMaroon, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago IL 60637. Forinformation about display advertising, call 753-3263. The Maroon is not responsible for goodsor services purchased through the classifiedadvertising section.SPACEStudio Apartment, Hild Realty Group 955 1200Looking for housing? Check InternationalHouse, for grad, students and for scholarsvisiting Chicago. 753-2270, 2280.5527-37 South EverettWe have the following apartments availablefor immediate occupancy heat and hotwater stove and refrigerator furnished.3' 2 room 1 bedroom $3604 room 1 bedroom $4005 room 2 bedroom $500To inspect call Sack Realty Co 684 8900Ask for Carl CollinaStudent Government publishes a list ofavailable housing. Call 753-3273 or stop by theSG office, 3rd floor Ida Noyes.5210 18 DrexelOne Bedroom Apts$305 per monthCall Porter 324 4956Nr UC large 4 rm apt tile bath shower britesunny front and rear porch avail now 288 0718CONDO FOR SALE >2 blk. from UCFieldhouse, 2 BR. lg bkyd. sun rm. sewing rm.mod kit Ray School 493 2869Doral South Condos7854 South Shore DriveRentalsStudios 300 One Bedroom 400Immediate OccupancyMr Ingram 221 8588ONE AND TWO BEDROOMS WITH AVIEW-AT THE NEWPORT, 4800 Lake ShoreDrive; Move this spring to a newly decoratedvery spacious one to two bedroom (two bath)apartment with great lake views in an elegantHyde Park building with every amenity: Alarge indoor swimming pool and health club (arunning track, too), a full service grocerystore, parking, 24 hour security. One bedroomapartments are $588 a month, two bedroomsare $790.00. They are available for immediateoccupancy. To see the apartments, come to theUrban Search office at 4800 Lake Shore fromMonday through Friday from 10 until 4 pm,and on Sunday from 11 to 3:00. Or call us for anappointment.URBAN SEARCH337 2400TWO BEDROOM CAMPUS APARTMENTtwo bedrooms in a charming vintage buildingon 56th and Kim bark. Available May 1. $616.00Call URBAN SEARCH337 2400FEMALE ROOMMATE wanted for own roomin 3 bdrm apt, 56th & University. $160/mo +util. Non smoking grad student preferred 1 -yrlease. Call 643-2454. FOR RENT: AHOUSE!At Hedgerow (a new townhouse at 5400 HydePark Blvd.), a wonderful 2 bedroom plus den.Two-story living room, woodburning fireplace,hardwood floors, wonderful kitchen, and yourown enclosed garden patio. Available immediately. $800 a month.Call URBAN SEARCH337 2400For rent 3 bdrm 2 bath apt Hyde Park Area643 4253.FOR RENT Lg condo 1 bdrm Newport apts4800 S. Lake Shore Dr. swimpool 1906 N.E.view day ph 726 0083eve 871-5224 Al Booth.WANTED: Roommate to share Newlyrenovated 2 Bdr Apt w/1 female Med. studentstarting June or Oct. M or F Grad student prefApt is 5 min walking distance from Regensteinand Billings. Rent $225/mo heat included. CallJan after 5 pm at 667-7660.3' 2 rm LG STUDIO Apt 56th & Kimbark BugFree Separate Kitchen, DR. LR, Dressing rm& Bath Rec Dec, Lndry in Bldg $345 Heat inc.Available April 20 call Steve day 962 7783. eve955 7705.Studio efficiency apt available 55th Hyde PkBlvd May 1 rent 220/mo furnished all utilitiesincluded call Loren 753-3191 days or 643-0665eves. Keep trying.Hampton Hse Condo For Rent 2 Lg BdrmsGREAT Lk View Sec New Appl Camp Bus $750eve 493 7670.SUNNY spacious secure: 1 bdrm in 2 bdrm flat54th Pl/Harper 200/mo + smutil avail immedOR May OR June FREE rest of April 363 5837or 288-2478 ask for Meg leave message andnumberSPACE WANTEDFemale (UC graduate) working downtownseeks room to rent in Hyde Park house orapartment. June 82 to Sept 83 No smokers orpets. 493 6160, 241 6692 eveningsRent or sublet 2 bdrm apt from May 1 (orsooner) until Oct 31. Call 753 3934 weekdays,684 8477 eves & weekends.Female Grad Stud wants room with familyNear Campus. Call 753 0283 before 8 am orafter 10 pm.PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processingResearch conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communication Department of Behavioral SciencesPhone 753 4718Research subjects needed for a study of decision making in a computerized market Goodpay for a 3/4 to 1 hour session Call Mark at 7534209 or 271 2426 eves.Donors needed for University of Chicago Artificial Insemination Program MonetaryReimbursement. Call 947 1775OVERSEAS JOBS Summer/year roundEurope, S. Amer., Australia, Asia All Fields$500 $1200 monthly Sightseeing Free infoWrite IJC Box 52 IL5 Corona Del Mar, CA92625.Lifeguard wanted, day & eve shifts availableStart first of May. Must be certified Apply inperson to the Hyde Park Hilton, 4900 S LakeShore Dr.315.10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 13, 1982 ^PHYSICAL THERAPISTS! 'Our progressive 300 bed community hospital has an excellent pro¬fessional opportunity available for a registered or registry eligiblePhysical Therapist The experienced Physical Therapist or new gradwe select will be involved in a modern Physical Therapy Departmentwith a full range of Physical Therapy services including cardiacrehabilitation, orthopedics, neurological rehabilitation, isokinetics,and Post Op TENS programIn addition to career growth, you will enjoy an excellent startingsalary and comprehensive benefit program Please send resumein confidence or call:Personnel Department312/681-3200, ext. 1128GOTTLIEB MEMORIALHOSPITAL8700 W. North AvenueMelrose Park, Illinois 60160An Equal Opportunity Employer M/FCalendarClassified AdsNeed full or part time assistance for dental office. Experience preferred but will trainqualified person. Location Hyde Park BankBldg. Work 4 weekdays & '? day Saturday.Phone 643 9607.Volunteer Tutors needed for Wednesday AfterSchool Reading Program for 9 to 11 year olds.Call The Blue Gargoyle 955 4108.Get a summer job! College students, be a stepahead of the others. Call for our current Illinois1982 guide. Mrs. Marx, 262 8900 ext 386FOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Model Camera 1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700.126 Scenic acres in S W Wisconsin. 57 tillableBrick House, Barn, Creek hard Maple 4*2hours from Chicago $650/acre call eves 7527205Large WOOD DESK $100, Delivery IncludedMen's 27" Ten Speed BICYCLE $125 ph: 9552220.Sears Air Cond $50 Headskis w/bnds & pis $1001940 style wood cab radio/78 ph $50 uph chr $35pr bamboo binds 4'x6' $25 Ig bamb bind 6'x9'$20 pr wh cur w/wood rods 4'x6' $25 bst offerCall John Stutesman 649 8100 MF 493 0927wknds.Mans 10 spd BIKE approx 21' fr $100 Eve 4937670.Dresser and Mirror $30 Delivered 955 5180.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES—and now has a memoryPhone 955 4417.Psychotherapist, Women's Groups, Individual,and Couple Therapy. Sliding Scale, MaryHallowitz, MSW, ACSW 947-0154.James Bone, editor typist. 363-0522.Letter Perfect Typing Service. Very experienced, very accurate. Dissertations,papers, math. Call Lise Plotkin, 493 1218.TYPING. Term papers, theses, etc, 791-1674FLOYD'S DECORATING SERVICE. Interior& Exterior. Very neat. Best reference. Veryreasonable. 20 years in neighborhood CallFloyd 221 5661.Psychotherapy and Counseling: Fees on asliding scale: insurance accepted. JoanRothchild Hardin, PhD, registeredpsychologist in Hyde Park. 493 8766RESUMES for quality service, veryreasonable rates and fast delivery call JordanResume Service 734-5715 weekdays after 5 00pm.Typing term papers reas. rates call 684 6882.Professional typing and editing. 324 8719.Need a listening companion lite housekeepingor errands, call Mercy in-home care at 9470976.WEDDINGS photographed. C^ll Leslie, 5361626.ERA MEETINGThere will be an organizational meeting for Action E R A on Thursday, April 15at7p.m.in IdaNoyes, 3rd floor foyer. Activities for thisquarter and the lobbying day in Springfieldwill be discussed.HERPES IIThe Maroon would like to talk with people whohave had contact with cases of Herpes II.Please call 753-3263 from 6 pm to 8 pm, thisWednesday and Thursday, and ask for Ms.Tripp, or call and leave your phone numberand first name during business hours. Confidentiality will be granted if requestedHAIRCUTSBY MERRIEProfessional haircutting in my home. Flexiblehours. Only $10! Call today 324 4105HYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Woodlawn Are.Church School (all ages) 9:45 a.m.Worship Nur fry Provided 11 OOa.m.W. Kenneth Williams, MinisterSusan Johnson, Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, Serve SCENESDue to the Passover Holiday, ISRAELIFOLKDANCING is cancelled this week butwill resume Wednesday, April 21, in the IdaNoyes Theatre all are welcome.WANTEDUrgent! Tutors Needed Literacy Volunteers ofChicago need volunteer tutors to work withadults in basic English. First training seminarApril 14, 15, 16. For more info call 955 4108KAIDI Blue Gargoyle.Inquiry is now accepting papers for its Spring1982 issue. Deadline is 19 April. Submit 2 copiesof your best writing at Ida Noyes Cloakroom orcall Ted at 947 8805 for info.MOVINGStudent with Pickup Truck can move your stuffFAST AND CHEAP. No job too small! CallPeter at: 955-5180 10am 10pm.MEDICAL EMERGENCIESIf you need emergency medical treatment atnight or on weekends:DO call the University Health Servicephysician on-call first. Lists are posted at theHealth Service and are in the BillingsEmergency Room (947-5411), with the StudentHOTLINE (753-1777), and University Security(753 2211 ). Lists are also available with all dormitory resident heads and deans of studentsDO NOT go to the emergency room withoutcalling the University Health Servicephysician on-call first. If you need to go to theemergency room, the UHS physician on callcan expedite your visit. If your problem can bemanaged without going to the emergencyroom, the UHS physician on-call can adviseyou accordingly. The emergency room isalways open to students but costs for inappropriate use of the emergency room will notbe reimbursed by medical insurance Formore information, call 947-5961 between 8:00am and 4 pm, Monday through Friday.THE FAMILYON FILMOn Thursdays at 7:30 pm starting this April15th, the noted documentary series "6American Families" will be shown. Lightrefreshment and discussion will followSTEPTUTORINGHelp a kid feel bright and intelligent. Volunteerto tutor an elementary or high school studentfor two hours a week. Contact Peter at 643 1733(evenings) for more informationGYMNASTICSCLASSADULT BEGINNING GYMNASTICS CLASS:Mon, Thur for 8 wks. $20 Dennis, 947 6475 or955 8627.WHAT AN AFFAIRCrossroads Spring Festival 5621 S. BlackstoneLive Entertainment, International Buffet, GiftShop, Cafe, Casino, Dancing, Auction, Games,Clowns, on Fri April 16 & Sat April 17 Call 6846060 For info. AEROBIC DANCINGGET IN SHAPE FOR SUMMER!! Classesbegin April 14, every Wed $15/quarter CloisterRoom, Ida Noyes. 6:30 pm.FOTAMeeting: the biggest, most exciting of theyear. Final planning session. Tue. 4/13, 7:30pm, rm 218 Ida Nbyes.THE UC HOTLINEWANTS YOU....To pick up the phone and give us a call whenyou're feeling down and out, confused, hurried,harried, hassled, or generally just under theweather (re: snow in April). We want to hearfrom you! 7pm-7am, seven nightsa weekCALENDAR DEADLINEDeadline for SAO's Spring Part 2 is April 16Bring info to Libby, Rm. 210, Ida Noyes Hall.GAYANDLESBIANCOFFEEHOUSEGALA sponsors a weekly coffeehouse on Tuesday nights at 9:00 pm now in Cobb Coffeeshop,basement of Cobb Hall. Refreshments andcamaraderie are served free of charge All arewelcome. Following the coffeehouse the GALAdiscussion group meets to discuss issues, problems and concerns of the gay and lesbiancommunity in a warm, supportive settingE veryone is invitedTITUS ANDRON1CUSRockefeller Chancel Players presentsShakespeare's "TITUS ANDRONICUS"directed by Ronald Falzone, Friday, Saturday,Sunday April 23 through May 2 at 8 30 pm. Call753 3381 for ticket information.LECTUREHave you ever wondered if there was a scientific principle behind the healing of Jesus? Ifthere was, can it be practiced today? You arewarmly invited to attend, free of charge, athought provoking lecture entitled "Reality:Matter or Mind?" by Charles W Ferris, C S B7:00 pm Friday, April 16th 1307 E. 60th StCenter for Continuing Education.MODERN DANCEThere's still room in SAO's Modern Danceclass taught by famed Chicago choreographerJan Erkert. $25 for 6 sessions, beginning April23. Sign up in Rm 210, Ida Noyes Hall. Formore info, call 753-3592.MOVERS OFSTUDENTSNice students with big truck will moveanything 24 hours/day free est. Joe & John 7527081CALLUS...Academic problems, relationship problems,big problems, little problems, dorm problems,friend problems-YOUR problems Pick up thephone between 7 pm and 7 am and let's talkabout it-the UC Hotline 753-1777. P S. We alsogive university info.STANLEY H. KAPLANFor Ow 43 Years The Standard otExcellence »> Test PreparationSAT • MCAT • ACTFLEX • NATIONAL MEDICAL BOARDS • ECFMGNURSING BOARDS • TOEFL • VQEGRE PSYCH • GRE BIO • DAT • PCAT • OCAT • VATMAT • SAT ACHVS • PSAT • SSATPOOIATRY BOARDS • NATIONAL DENTAL BOARDSFlexible Programs and HoursV— An* Care- Ana Sm ForVOur—i W* Urn Th»OmtnretTEST PREPARATIONspecialists since '*»OMn m Mppx 0 S CAP*Puerto n*oToronto CpnpdortimpumV EDUCATIONAL■ CWTWCHICAGO CENTEP4214 N CLAPPCHICAGO UNO'S SONIC(312) TM-S1S1S p .—| s LA 0PA740E «OAO SUITE 201U» ORANGE AL»*0« POMS(312) 3U-M40NORTH SNA SUBURBAN474 CENTPAi. AVErorpAAM) PAPP LCP40S 4003ft(312) 433-7410 SPRING. SUMMERFALL INTENSIVESCOURSES STARTINGTHIS MONTHLSAT...SAT...ACT...GRE.GHAT. . .WEEKDAY GRE/LSA1NEXT MONTHGHAT...4WK/GNAT/LSATCourt— Carman*, UpdatatJm—r aou Otm 0— r Mon that 40 Mpp US Can t Aim*outsioc n v state call toll free aoo-za itm marian realty,inc.mREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400 IRISH MUSICCome hear the best in Irish music Noel Rice.Brid Malone, Mark Howard, North Americanchampion set dancer, fiddles, bagpipes andmore Friday, April 16, 8 00 pm, Ida NoyesCloister Club. $3 at the doorDO YOUSPEAK BRITISH?A visiting psycholinguist from Sussex University needs native speakers of British Englishresident in the US for a study on the effects oflanguage environment on speech perceptionprocesses. The test lasts I'/a hours, involveslistening to a tape, and can be conducted oncampus or in your home. A small honorariumwill be paid. If you can help, please leave yourname and phone number with the secretary at753 4718 am only by April 23JAPAN CONFERENCEHave you signed up for this event? Deadline isWednesday! The conference is partially funded by the Student Government Finance Committee.GALAMEETINGTONIGHTThere will be an important business meeting ofG A L A tonight at 8 p.m. in the G A L A of¬fice. All concerned G A L A members anddiscussion group attendees are strongly encourage to come We need your ideasPASCAL PROGRAMMINGLearn to program on the Computation Center'sDECSYSTEM 20 using PASCAL This eightsession course includes computer time and willbe held Mondays and Wednesdays, April 19May 12, in Cobb 103, 4:00 5:30 pm Registrationis reguired by Thursday, April 15 in theCenter's Business Office (962 7153) Further information is available in a class schedule alsoavailable at the Business Office Computertime is provided. The cost is $40 00COFFEEHOUSEPaco Fonta, Flamenco Guitarist, performsthis Thursday, April 15, at 9:00 and 10:30 pm atthe Blue Gargoyle, 57th & University. Folksinger Sandy Adina is featured at 9 45 and11:15. Don't miss these 2 fine performers!Wide variety of delicious food and beveragesavailable also. Admission 50c. Anyonevolunteering to help set up (at 7:30) or clean upafter the show is entitled to free admission &beverages. Call Karen at 955 4108 if interestedor just show up and offer your helpCHAUCERIAN EVENTA day of games, music, dancing, contests, andmedievel style fighting. April 17 in Ida NoyesHall. Come join the revelry and feast!GREGORIAN MUZAK?Is Gregorian Chant anything more thanbackground music for cocktail parties? Cometo Rockefeller Chapel Sunday morning, Apr18, 10 am, for the first class in a five weekseries titled: "Gregorian Chant in the Evolution of Church Music." Get the true story fromDavid Beaubien, choir asst and grad studentin the Dept of Music. Tapes and sheet musicwill be usedALLCLOGGEDUP?Release that tension with SAO's mini-course inclogging, taught by Tom Terrrell. Clogging is apopular Appalachian folk dance which usestaps to beat rhythm. Class begins April 22, $10for 5 sessions. Sign up in Rm 210, Ida NoyesFor more info call 753-3592.CONDOTOSUBLETIdeal location, 56 & Kimbark, near campus &trans. sunny 1-bdrm, fully furnshd. Call Judy,th mon at 348 4353; tu-th, 924 2738. 6/1 8/31.$525p/moAMERICAN BUFFETALL YOU CAN EAT, ribs, chicken, roast beef,fish and all the trimmings, complimentarybeer, and live jazz during dinner at I HouseWed April 14, 4:30 7:00 pm 1414 E. 59th St.Adults $7.FRENCH CAFEAt Crossroads Spring festival Fri April 16 8 pm1 am live entertainment, light French dinnerslate night dancing call 684 6060The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 13, 1982—11All-Y ou-Can-EatAMERICANBUFFETat International House1414 East 59th StreetMenu Includes• Fried Chicken• Deep-fried Cod• Barbequed Ribs• Roast Beef• Cut Green Beans• Macaroni Salad• Three-Bean Salad• Tossed Salad• Rice Pilaf• Fresh Apple Piewith complimentary beerWEDNESDAYAPRIL 144:30-7:30 P.M.With live jazz during dinners7 Adultss350 Children(No Carry-outs) BORGES’IEGINNINGSAPRIL 15-17, 1982 A Symposium at the University of Chicago (1307 East60th St.), with the presence of Jorge Luis Borges.THURSDAY. APRIL12:30-1:30ASSEMBLY ROOM1:30-230ASSEMBLY ROOM2:30-3:00ROOM 2BC3:00-4:00ASSEMBLY ROOM4:00-5:00ASSEMBLY ROOM5:00-6:30ROOM 2BC6:30FRIDAY. APRIL 168:30-9:00ROOM 2 BC9:00-10:00ASSEMBLY ROOM10:00-12:00ASSEMBLY ROOM12:00-1:30ROOM 2BC 15Jaime Alazraki (Harvard University): “A Re¬reading of Hisloria universal de la Infamia"Discussants: James Irby (Princeton Univer¬sity), Norman Thomas di GiovanniSyMa Molloy (Princeton University): “TextualFlaneries: Borges. Benjamin and Baudelaire''Discussants: George Haley (University of Chi¬cago). Humberto Robles (Northwestern Uni¬versity)Rene de Costa (University of Chicago).Workshop: “Problems with Existing Editionsof Borges”Gene Bell-VilLada (Williams College): “Borgesas ‘Argentine’ Author"Discussants: Enrique Caracciolo-Trejo (Pur¬due University). Orlando Ocampo (Universityof Chicago)Luis Harss (West Virginia University): “/n-quisiciones: Borges before Borges"Discussants: Djelal Kadir (Purdue Univer¬sity), Nicholas Shumway (Yale University)Shorter PapersLudmila Kapschutschenko (Vbssar College):“On Borges' El idioma de los argentinos"Thorpe Running (St. Johns University): “OnBorges' Uttraist Movement"Bonnie M. Brown (University of Nebraska):“The Speaker’s Role in Borges’ Earty Poetry"Chair: Klaus Muller-Bergh (University of Illi¬nois. Chicago Circle)Cocktail Buffet (with ticket)Gene BeO-VHIada (Williams College)Workshop: “Teaching Borges in Translation’’George Haley (University of Chicago): “Borgesand Cervantes”Discussants: Joaquim-Francisco Coelho(Stanford University). Enrique Caracciolo-Trejo(Purdue University)Shorter PapersRichard f^na (Art Institute of Chicago): "Borgesand Film”f^olo Cherchi (University of Chicago): “Borgesand the Encyclopedia"Djelal Kadir (Purdue University): “Borges andthe Pharmacy of Writing”Chair: Jaime Alazraki (Harvard University)Shorter papers (in Spanish)Jorge Rufflnelli (Universidad Veracruzana):“Borges y el Estridentismo” 1:30-2:30ASSEMBLY ROOM2:30-5:00ASSEMBLY ROOM5:00-6:30ROOM 2BC6:30-7:00ROOM 2A Arturo Echavama-Ferrari (Universidad de PuertoRico): "Los comienzos de una teoria del len-guaje poetico"Carlos Cortinez (Dickinson College): “Htmnodel mar: el primer poema de Borges"Chair: Ricardo GuD6n (University of Chicago)James Irby (Princeton University): "TextualStrategies in Discusion”Discussants: George Haley (University of Chi¬cago). Norman Thomas di GiovanniMaking PoetryJoaquim-Francisco Coelho (Stanford Univer¬sity): “The Proto-Poet in the earty Poetry"Kate Gordon (Museum of Science and Indus¬try. Chicago): “On Borges and the Vikings"Carlos Meneses (Ftolma de Mallorca): “OnBorges Earty Poetry"Chair: Luis Harss (West Virginia University)Shorter Papers (In Spanish)Mana Elena Bravo (University of Illinois. Chi¬cago Circle): “Borges traductor. el caso deThe Wild Palms, de Faulkner"Jaime Concha (University of California. SanDiego): “Pierre Menard ... y el tema de latraduccion”Nicholas Shumway (Yale University): “El pro-blema del individualismo en el Borges joven"Chair: Humberto Robles (Northwestern Uni¬versity)James Irby (Princeton University)Workshop: “Teaching Borges’ Poetry”7:00 Parrillada (with ticket)SATURDAY, APRIL 178:30-9:00 Jaime Alazraki (Harvard University)ROOM 2A Workshop: "Teaching Borges’ Narratives”9:00-10:30 Shorter PapersROOM 2BC Mary Lusky Friedman (Rutgers University):“An Interpretation of Irreality in Borges’ Work”James Ashton (Wheeling College): ‘The Sub¬version of Fiction in Hombre de la esquinarosada"Klaus Muller-Bergh (University of Illinois. Chicago Circle): “Borges. Creationism and theMetaphor"Chair: Gene Bell-Vlllada (Williams College)10:30-11:30 Norman Thomas di Giovanni: “On EvaristoASSEMBLY ROOM Carriego”Discussants: Sylvia Molloy (Princeton Univer¬sity). Luis Harss (West Virginia University)11:30-1:00 Jorge Luis Borges: On Being Borges"ASSEMBLY ROOM Closing remarks: Ricardo Gullon (Universityof Chicago)1:00 Closing Banquet (with ticket)Sponsored by the Center for Latin American Studies, theDepartment of Romance Languages, and the University ofChicago Press.MMKBCVK+m>RDstone At the Phoenix in the basement of Reynolds Clubft Jf TKt — Platinum Plus Series V §Iffl I MJL — Impulse! Series IJL™ A JL JL — Many titles: Pop and Jazz JLl # JL • S)ARE ON SALE • Weach • APRIL 12 thru MAY 13Check Us First.... Were the Phoenix (Basement of Reynolds Club)