-Null and Void r InsidePapa Hemingway in O-Chempage five — Those steamy, soapy soaps—page sixThe Chicago MaroonVolume 91, No. 38 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1982 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, February 23, 1982PHOTO BY WILLIAM MUDGEMayor Jane Byrne tows the line Saturday morning at a sewer construction site at 56th St. andEllis Ave., as local pols look on.Women sue UC overDES use in 1950sBy Anna FeldmanThree women involved in a 1951experiment at the UniversityLying-In Hospital are suing UC for$2 million, charging they were keptunaware of the nature of a drugthey were prescribed during theirpregnancies.The experiment, conducted bythe late Dr. William Dieckmann,was to test the drug diethylstilbes-trol (DES) as a medicine prevent¬ing miscarriage. DES has beenlinked in several recent studies tocancer in women ingesting it, andto birth defects and cancer in theirchildren.The three women are all UCalumnae with advanced degrees.Patsy Mink, a former US represen¬tative for Hawaii, was an assistantSecretary of State during theCarter administration; GladysLang is a political science profes¬sor at State University of NewYork in Stony Brook; and PhyllisWetherill operated a family coun¬seling center in Los Angeles for 15years, according to pn article inSunday’s Chicago Tribune.According to Arthur Sussman,general counsel representing theUniversity, the case is a questionof battery. “The issue is really, didthey consent to taking this pill ordid they not?’’ Sussman said thatthe University’s position on thecase is that Dieckmann’s paperstates implicity that “the womenwere told that it was a medication.. .and part of a study.” He said thatthe women claim that “Either oneor part of these things were not made known to them.”Dieckmann’s paper states thateach woman involved in the study,which included 1081 given DES and1081 given a placebo, “was toldthat previous reports indicatedthat the tablets were of value inpreventing some of the complica¬tions of pregnancy and that theywould cause no harm to the fetus.”His conclusion was that DES wasineffective in reducing the risks ofmiscarriage.Lang testified last week that shehad taken the pills during her preg¬nancy, uninformed that they wereDES or that she was in any waypart of an experiment.The pills, she said, “were reallyvery difficult to get down, and Ihated it, and I did it only as a laborof love, in the sense that I thoughtthat this was something that wasgoing to help me and help my baby.Otherwise, 1 would have giventhem up.”Lang said she had heard ofDieckmann’s study but had notknown that she had been part of it.When she received a letter fromthe University in 1975 saying thatshe had been given DES during herpregnancy, she said that she was“shocked and dismayed.”“I had indeed been regarded as aguinea pig rather than as a humanbeing,” she said. “I wasn’t beingtreated as a patient but...because Iwas needed for research.”Lang said that she w rote back tothe University regarding the let¬ter. Among other questions, sheasked w-hy she had received DES, since there was no reason to sus¬pect a troubled pregnancy. The re¬sponse from a University doctorread, “I do not know why you weregiven the drug, but our records in¬dicate that you were given DES.”Lang said, “I was livid...(Thedoctor) was lying to me. I hadgreat trust in them, but...I foundout...that I had been treated as asubject...(and) was continuing tobe lied to.”Wetherill testified that in 1973her daughter Rachel had heardover the radio that pregnantwomen being treated in 1951 to 1952at the UC Lying-In Hospital had re¬ceived DES, and that their daugh¬ters run high risks of cancer.continued on page five Currie cries foul play,Ewell calls it garbageBoard eyes fund cuts, tuitionBy Robert DeckerUC may close the gap betweenits tuition level and that of othertop private universities, “but thegap is going to be subject to a grad¬ual closing,” said UC PresidentHanna Gray in a Maroon interview-last Friday, in which Gray dis-President Gray cussed the major points of thisquarter’s board of trustees meet¬ing.The question of raising tuition,Gray said, was the top item on thetrustees' agenda when they metlast Thursday.“The most significant point,”said Gray, “is that the Trusteesare committed to our present un¬dergraduate aid policy for thisyear. Given what is happeningwith student aid, this is going to bean expensive policy.”Gray said the board would be“looking for imaginative solu¬tions” to the problem of studentaid, but has yet to discuss specificsolutions.In planning news, Gray said thatthe architectural firm of Holabirdand Root has been chosen to designthe physical sciences teachingcenter planned for construction on57th St. at Ellis Avenue. The planswere reviewed by a faculty com¬mittee of physicists, Gray said.Federal cutbacks in researchfunding were also discussed, Graysaid, and what President Reagan’sproposed budget proposals mightmean for research at UC.“It means that we have to put more unrestri ctured funds intostudent aid,” Gray said, but thatthere was no decision yet as towhere cuts would be made to allowthis reallocation. In any case, Graysaid, faculty salaries will not becut to make up for the difference.In Congress, Gray said, “the out¬comes are still unclear. The pros¬pects of members of Congresscoming to see just what those bud¬gets cuts would mean for educationare still good.” Said Gray, “I amnot convinced those proposals willgo through. It is indeed an electionyear.” For now. Gray said, theproposed cuts “mean lfving withsome uncertainty.”On the recent rape in BillingsHospital, Gray said it was “hard toimagine how this incident couldhave been avoided,” although itwas “the most terrible event imag¬inable.” Said Gray, “It is terriblydifficult to know how this securityproblem can be handled. One prob¬lem is that there are so many en¬trances and exits to the hospital.”Despite the inconvenience. Graysaid, some of these exits and en¬trances will have to be closed.A new trustee has been elected tocontinued on page four By Darrell WuDunnThe campaign for the Democrat¬ic primary in the 26th district hasintensified, as state rep. BarbaraFlynn Currie Friday charged heropponent, state rep. Ray Ewell,with illegal electioneering in poll¬ing places on registration day lastTuesday. Ewell denies all charges,calling them ‘ garbage.”Currie said that several electionjudges informed her that Ewellwas distributing campaign litera¬ture at their polling places. Afterbeing informed by the judges thatsuch action is illegal, Ewell, Curriesaid, just went to the next pollingplace to campaign.“There is no excuse for amember of the Illinois House to beignorant of the laws he himself hasvoted on,” Currie said. “Andbeyond that, he was informed bythe judges.”Ewell described Currie'scharges as “Garbage. G-A-R-B-A-G-E. Garbage.” He sa:d he wasmerely introducing himself to allthe judges in precincts which hehas not yet represented.“This just shows the desperationof Currie’s campaign," he saidyesterday. “It s just cheap publici¬ty-”At her press conferences lastFriday and Sunday, electionjudges from the 30th, 33rd, and 41stprecincts of the Fifth Ward, andfrom the 54th precinct of theFourth Ward were present to sup¬port Currie’s charges.Ewell, however, said that thosepersons were all her people. "Ihave a right to introduce myself tothe judges as a citizen and a can¬didate,” he said.“Her actions are trifling and un¬worthy of such a fine legislator,”he said. Currie has sent telegrams toState’s Attorney Richard Daleyand Michael Lavelle. chairman ofthe Chicago Board of ElectionCommissioners, asking them tomake sure the 97 polling place inthe 26th District are fully and ade¬quately covered on primary day,March 16, by assistant state’s at¬torneys and observers from theboard.“If this is an indication of howEwell runs his campaign.” Curriesaid. “I'm anxious what the plan isfor March 16.”Last week Currie, who has thebacking of the Independent Votersof Illinois, also stepped up her at¬tack on the ward committeemc n onthe 26th District. She charged thatone of them told her he would“pull” a candidate from the con¬test in order to improve thechances of Ewell, who has re¬ceived the backing of the regularorganization. That candidate laterwithdrew.In an open letter to former can¬didate Anthony Elliott, Currie saidthe Democratic party leaders hadthe choice of three candidates wholive in the new 26th District; Cur¬rie. Elliott, and Phyllis Hubbard.Instead, the party “backed a man(Ewell) who lives well outside thedistrict and whose ties’ are to the17th Ward Regular Democratic Or¬ganization.”According to Currie Ward Com¬mitteeman Eugene Sawyer toldher that he would pull Elliott fromthe race. Sawyer, a Regular Demo¬crat. was one of the committeemenwho supported Ewell.Currie said that Elliott and Hub¬bard were forced to withdraw theircandidacies under pressure fromWard Committeemen.continued on page fiveJACOB THE LIAROnS u)EU' f^EANitMC^ qivi^q Hope ~xo qiS F~eu_ou>S InJ-rv-^e ujarsao c^werro based the riov^o Bq jvre-k^EE»t2oDSiO-( SceeenEP t*rc ~T^S kW. 3&A>iSH flUM FESTIVAL.,SePT^^BER \^Sl ■THURSDAY , FeB. 25? 30 PM,•? I So - H\uJcL na€nM5ERs And coring'JTD^C So-OTHERSrWUJEL ^oO^DAT\Ofv'i ST-liS s. O^OODLAuJt-J • CHICAGOTheChicagoLiteraryReviewandThe Department of EnglishInvite You to A Poetry ReadingFriday • Feb. 26 • 4 pmIda Noyes LibraryStudents and Faculty Reading Their OriginalWork: K.G. 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Ac¬cessories and any new or usedChevrolet you buy from RubyChevrolet.SPECIAL DISCOUNT PRICESfor all STUDENTS, STAFF,and FACULTY MEMBERS Kr-rp I hat Or rut 0 W frrliMgHuh CLMI.MCN ramParts OpenSat.’til noonJust Present your University ofChicago Identification Card. Asstudents. Faculty Members orAdministrative Staff you are en¬titled to special money-savingDISCOUNTS on Volkswagen Parts.Accessories and any new or usedVolkswagen you buy from RubyVolkswagen.m 2 Miles-5 MinutesAway FromThe UNIVERSITY2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 23. 1982Defends fund slashTo the Editor:Once again, we read that Student Govern¬ment has “gotten carried away” by cuttingPrimavera funding. I would suggest that itis not the S.G. Assembly which has been“carried away” by “twisted reasoning” and“foolish” policy making, but the Maroonwhich is guilty of misleading, incomplete re¬porting and “foolish” editorials.Readers of the Maroon may think that theAssembly has denied funding (or “killed”,as has often been used) to Primavera due tothe lack of articles submitted by men andthe failure to have a male on the editorialboard. Although these questions were raisedat the meeting, the greatest concern aroseover an alleged policy that discriminatesagainst male students interested in workingon the production staff. The Maroon failed toreport this concern (Feb. 12, 1982), choosingrather to deal with the less important, un¬substantiated charges/questions raised bymembers of the Assembly.The Finance Committee raised thesesame questions with Janet Heller, Co-editorof Primavera, and was assured that thosearticles heretofore submitted by men (andmany by women) were not appropriate forpublication. In addition, Miss Heller re¬sponded that there has never been a maleapplicant for either the editorial board orproduction staff. In making his presentationto the Assembly, Finance Chairman GeorgeKampstra explained that these same ques¬tions had been raised in committee and hadbeen answered to the committee’s satisfac¬tion, thouh the Assembly still had its doubts.Had the Maroon reporter gotten the factsstraight and had he been a little less sensa-tionalistic (was there a reporter even at themeeting?), the article might have ben lessenjoyable but it would have been moretruthful and realistic.The Student Government is not “disman¬tling” any organization which tries “to helpwith the problems or interests of one partic¬ ular segment of the University community”as the Maroon asserts in its editorial (Feb.19, 1982); we are not asking the debate,chess and college bowl teams or any othercampus group ito have a “certain percent¬age” of unqualified participants nor are weasking the “women, blacks, and gays ... toappeal to every student on campus.” On theother hand, I do not believe that “minoritygroups” would object too strongly if morepeople on this campus participated in theprograms they worked so hard to put on forthe community, and even fewer would ob¬ject if more people volunteered to pland andorganize their meetings, programts or pub¬lications. Nor would the debate and chessteams complain too loudly if they suddenlyhad an influx of new competitors. The Stu¬dent Government is, however, concernedthat activities be open and available to allstudents on this campus, should they be in¬terested in them.Rick SzesnyStudent Government Finance CommitteeGLS grads doing fineTo the Editor:An article on page 9 of the Maroon’s 1982Employment Guide notes that the job mar¬ket for graduates of schools of LibraryScience “continues to become more compet¬itive.” The article later reports that “li¬brary science Ph.D.’s...face an extremelydepressed market.” Evidence available tome suggests otherwise and compels me towrite to correct the impression conveyed inthat article.The outlook for library school graduatesholding the Master’s degree (the basic pro¬fessional degree in librarianship) appearsto be improving. Articles in October 1981issues of both Library Journal and Ameri¬can Libraries support the observation thatjob prospects, particularly in special li¬braries and non-traditional fields, are morenumerous than in the past few years as thenumber of library school graduates is de¬clining. An article in American Libraries inPERSISTENT CONTROVERSIES INEVOLUTIONARY THEORYMARCH 3-5,1982 IDA NOYES HALL 1212 EAST 59TH ST.Evening, March 3 8:00 P.M."How Do We Explain the Major Features of Evolution”Richard Lewontin (Biology, Harvard)Morning. March 4 9:00 A.M.I.Reality of Group Selection"Some Terminological and Interpretational Problems With Group Selection"George Williams (Biology, Stony Brook)“Experimental Studies of Population Structure”Michael Wade (Biology, Chicago)Comments by: William Wimsatt (Philosophy, Chicago)and Elliott Sober (Philosophy, Wisconsin)Afternoon. March 4 2:00 P.M.II.Mechanisms of Speciation and Modes of Change"Mechanisms of Evolution at Different Levels, or, Disharmony in the Evolutionary Synthesis”William Provine (History of Science, Cornell)“The Random Component in Evolution”David Raup (Field Museum, Chicago)Comments by: Stephen Gould (Paleontology, Harvard)and Stevan Arnold (Biology, Chicago)Evening. March 4 8:00P.M."Punctuated Equilibrium, Species Selection, and Hierarchical Reconstruction of Evolutionary Theory”Stephen Gould (Paleontology, Harvard)Comments by: Thomas Schopf (Paleontology, Chicago)and Richard Lewontin (Biology, Harvard)Morning, March 5 9:00 A.M.III. Religion, Morality and Evolution"The Personal Equation in Science: William James’ Moral and Religious Use of Evolutionary Theory”Robert Richards (History of Science, Chicago)"The Warfares and Truces Within Science and Theology"Martin Marty (Divinity, Chicago)Comments by: Wendy O’Flaherty (Social Thought, Chicago)and George Stocking (Anthropology, Chicago)Afternoon, March 5 2:00 P.M.IV. Social and Behavioral Evolution"Recurrent Issues in the Study of Behavioral Evolution"Richard Burkhardt (History of Science, Illinois)“Considerable Evolutionary Aspects of Human Reproductive Striving and Kinship Behavior"Napoleon Chagnon (Anthropology, Northwestern)Comments by: Stuart Altmann (Biology, Chicago)and John MacAloon (Social Thought, Chicago)Evening, March 5 8:00 P.M.“Models of Cultural Inheritance: A Review"Robert Boyd (Biology, Chicago)"Conceptual Identity and the Eye of the Octopus”David Hull (Philosophy, Wisconsin)Comments by: Daniel Garber (Philosophy, Chicago) and Michael Silverstein (Anthropology, Chicago)THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOTHE MORRIS FISHBEIN CENTER FOR THE STUDYOF THE HISTORY OF SCIENCE AND MEDICINE LettersJanuary 1982 describes placement activitiesat the midwinter meeting of the AmericanLibrary Association and reports nearlyequal numbers of job seekers and vacanciesposted. This situation contrasts with thepast few years when applicants far outnum¬bered advertised jobs. While the market isstill competitive for librarians it is not near¬ly as grim as your article implies.I have no statistics on Ph D. placement nationwide but I can comment on Universityof Chicago Ph D. graduates in libraryscience. I know of no recent GLS Ph D.graduate who has not been employed longbefore receipt of the degree whether in ahigh level administrative position in a li¬brary or as a library school facultymember.Julie M. HurdDean of StudentsNews in briefKings of AfricaUC students will join the ranks of 10 mil¬lion Americans who have viewed the travell¬ing art exhibition, The Great Kings of Afri¬ca. The paintings, which will be on displayat the School of Social Service administra¬tion until Feb. 26, are portraits of 14 of Afri¬ca’s greatest tribal leaders and have be¬come an increasing point of interest in thecultural heritage of this country’s Blackpopulation. Included in the exhibit are por¬traits of Hannibal, the ruler of Carthage whoconquered major portions of Spain and Italyand almost defeated the Roman Empire;Mansa Kankan Mussa who led a caravan of72,000 followers safely across the Saharadesert on their way to Mecca; and AskiaMuhammed Toure, the king of Songhay,who united the entire central region of thewestern Sudan. The school of Social ServiceAdministration is at 969 E. 60. St.Legislator speaksThe University of Chicago Center forUrban Studies, in cooperation with the Pub¬lic Affairs Program and the Student Gov¬ernment, is sponsoring an address by StateSenator Dawn Nelson Clark entitled. “ThePolitics of Decline: Redistricting and Re¬presentation in Illinois.” Netsch, who is aprofessor of Law at Northwestern has wonthe IVI Best Legislator Award three timesand was listed as one of the ten best legisla¬ tors by Chicago Magazine and the ChicagoSun Times. She will speak this Wednesdayat 4 p.m. in Pick Lounge.Homey hospiceThe ASHUM program is sponsoring a dis¬cussion with Ms. Kathleen Woods, entitled“Nontraditional Approaches to Health Care-Hospices: Caring for Terminally Ill Pa¬tients and Their Families in a NonhospitalSetting.” The discussion coincides with theopening of the first Hospice associated withthe University. A hospice is a medical facili¬ty which emphasizes the comfort of termin¬ally ill patients. The discussion will be heldthis Friday at Noon in Harper 284.Play yard fundIn memory of their daughter Catherine,Marilyn and Joseph Locker have estab¬lished a fund at the Laboratory Schools.Catherine was kiled by a campus bus onFeb. 10. Recognizing Catherine’s true giftfor deep friendships, they hope to develop aplace for friends to be together in the LowerSchool play yard, perhaps a garden with atree and a bench. Those wishing to contri¬bute may send contributions and sugges¬tions to:The Catherine Locker FundThe Laboratory Schools1362 East 59th StreetChicago. Illinois 60637Program in the Liberal Arts and SciencesBasic to Human Biology and Medicine(ASHUM)NONTRADITIONAL APPROACHES TOHEALTH CARE-HOSPICES: CARINGFOR TERMINALLY ILL PATIENTSAND THEIR FAMILIES IN ANONHOSPITAL SETTINGAn Informal Discussion withMs. Kathleen Woods, Hospice CoordinatorIllinois Masonic HospitalFriday, Feb. 26 at lunchtime in Harper 284(bring brown bag lunch)12:00-1:30All interested persons on campus arewelcome to attend.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 23 1982—3NewsUC’s Board of Trustees:walking a fine lineBy Chris IsidoreIt is one of the vexing puzzles of the Uni¬versity that the board which makes the finaldecision on hiring, tenure, enrollment andthe University’s budget is made up of busi¬ness men who consciously try to avoid med¬dling in “academic” decisions. But such isthe difficult role held by the sixty trustees ofthe University.“It is a fine line which they walk,” saidGregory Campbell, Secretary of the Boardof Trustees, and Special Assistant to Presi¬dent Gray. “They have the fiduciary respon¬sibility for the University, so that they haveto make decisions which direct affect aca¬demics questions. At the same time theymust exercise self restraint when dealingwith academic questions. It is possible towalk that fine line only if people recognize,that the line exists, and I think that ourtrustees do recognize it.”The board is made up overwhelming ofbusiness men and professionals; there arefew academics on the board. At many othermajor Universities, such as Yale, close toall trustees are alumni who live up and downthe entire east coast. At Chicago, though,the alumni are a minority of the board, andmost of the trustees are businessmen fromthe Chicago area.“I think we have unusual support from thelocal community,” said Campbell. “Thatsupport is really demonstrated by thenumber of non-alumni who are trustees.Their pride in the University comes fromtheir pride in their city, and the roll that theUniversity plays in their community.” Much of the local alumni pride has beendemonstrated in other ways. Many are fa¬miliar because of buildings, both on campusand in the city, which bear their families’name. Jay Pritzker Joseph Regenstein, Jr.and David Rockefeller are all current trust¬ees, and Adolphus Bartlett, Charles andThomas Goodspeed, Charles Hutchinson,Albert Pick, Jr., Ernest Quantrell, Juliusand Lessing Rosenwald, Edward and Mar¬tin Ryerson, Daniel Shorey, Harold McCor¬mick, John D. Rockefeller, I, II & IV, Mar¬shall Field, I, III & IV, Fred Gates and E.Nelson Blake have all been past trustees.One of the criticisms of the trustees hasbeen that its membership has been over¬whelmingly white and male. There is onlyone minority trustee, and other than Presi¬dent Gray, there is only one womanmember. Nominations for the positions onthe board are made by one of the threestanding committee of the board, the No¬minations Committee. The other two com¬mittees are the Investment Committee,which meet every quarter to review the in¬vestment policies of the University, and theExecutive Committee.The Executive Committee exercises theauthority of the Board when it is not in ses¬sion. The committee meets monthly, as op¬posed to the three times a year that thetrustees as a whole meet. But that does notmean that the members don’t stay close tothe University. Many serve on one of thestanding committees, or one of the specialcommittees, such as Budget Planning, De¬velopment Planning, Campus planning,Audit or Hospital and Clinics. Edward McCormick BlairSo you want tobe a trustee ?By David BrooksGetting the qualifications to become amember of University of Chicago Board ofTrustees should be an easy task for any UCstudent with a little ambition and a modi¬cum of intelligence. All one needs do is earnseveral million dollars or chair the SenateCommittee on Foreign Relations, or joinseveral Yacht clubs or otherwise change theworld.Take A.C. Nielsen, for example. Aftergraduating from the University of Wiscon¬sin’s College of Engineering with the highestGPA in the school’s history he went into thebusiness of surveying industrial equipment.After almost going bankrupt during the de¬pression, Nielson founded the Nielson DrugIndex which audits drug store stocks. Todaythat syndicated index has over 1,500 clientsin 23 countries.But it wasn’t until 1950 that Nielson reallyhit it big with his television and radio sur¬veys, the famous Nielson Indexes. When heleft that organization to his son five vearsago, it was earning over $200 million peryear (thanks, dad). Today, his firm is enter¬ing the fields of grocery coupon reclama¬tion, oil and gas exploration, cable televi¬sion and other high-tech industries.Another typical trustee is Charles Percy.At age five, Charles Percy sold subscrip¬tions for Country Gentleman Magazine, andsold more than any other salesman in anurban area.Edwin Bergman After graduating from UC in 1941 he wentto work for Bell & Howell. At age 23 he waselected president and chief executive of¬ficer. During the three years he was chair¬man, Bell & Howell’s sales increased from$13 million to $160 million.Another Trustee, Stanford Goldblatt, at¬tended the Lab schools here and graduatedin 1954. From there, he went on to Harvardwhere he received a B.A. and an LL.B., bothof them magnu cum laude. After practicinglaw with Winston and Strawn (Walter Mon¬dale’s firm and one of the largest in the na¬tion), Goldblatt became a Vice Presidentand general merchandise manager forGoldblatt Brothers.While the self-made man is common theboard, others have spurned the crassness ofthe nouveau riche. Edward McCormickBlair, for example attende the Harris Schoolin Chicago, then the Groton Prep School inMassachusetts, then Yale and finally Har¬vard Business School. He is currently apartner at William Blair & Company, a busi¬ness firm filled with white collar workerswho make a lot of money.Similarly, another trustee Joseph Regen¬stein Jr. (a name that sounds vaguely famil¬iar) is a member of the Chicago Yacht Club,the Columbia Yacht club, the Royal DanishYacht Club, the Saddle and Cycle Club, theMid-America Club, the Standard Club, theLake Shore County Club, the Lincoln ParkGun Club and the Chemists’ Club. Mr. Re¬genstein is, for those of you who are interest¬ed in that sort of thing, a director of the LakeShore National Bank and the first vice-pres¬ident of the United Charities of Chicago.Becoming a trustee of the University ofChicago involves a simple, two-stepprocess. In the first half of your life, becomefilthy rich, and in the second half, startthrowing your money around, with at leastsome of it landing in the upturned palms ofHyde Park.Sen. Charles PercyGraycontinued from page onethe board, Gray said.Wallace W. Booth, president and chief ex¬ecutive officer of Ducommon, Inc., of LosAngeles, was elected to the UC Board ofTrustees last Thursday.Booth received a Bachelor’s degree fromthe University in 1943, and an M.B.A. in1948.He served in various executive capacitiesat Ford Motor, Co. from 1948 to 1968, as asenior vice president of Rockwell Interna¬tional Co. from 1968 to 1975, and as presi¬dent, chief executive officer and a directorof Litton Industries from 1975 to 1977, whenhe assumed the chairmanship of Ducom¬mon, a manufacturer and industrial distri¬buter of metals and electronic components.Booth also holds directorships on theboards of Litton, First Interstate Bank ofCalifornia, Kaufman & Board, Inc., and In¬ternational Harvester.He is vice chairman (Los Angeles) of theCouncil of the UC Graduate School of Busi¬ness. He was co-chairman of the UC Nation¬al Select Gifts Division of Los Angeles andthe Lower Southwest Region in 1975 and hasparticipated in other fundraising and alum¬ni activities.i *The Chicago MaroonBUSINESSMANAGERWANTEDfor 1982-83Training and work will begin this quarterHours FlexibleDuties include bookkeeping,budget preparation, andcollections.Contact Chris Isidore, Editor.PRODUCTION ASSISTANTSWANTED•No experience necessary - will train•Contact Charlie Mencer, Production Manager1212 E. 59th St. Ida Noyes HallRoom 303 - 304 753-32634—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 23, 1982Null and VoidAn ‘F’ in the AfternoonBy David BrooksThe examination room was clean and welllighted. From where Robert Thomas sat youcould look on the heads which sloped downto the front like stacks of hay piled on thegreat plains which descend from the moun¬tains out west. There was the musky smellof sweat, the chalky smell of chalk and thedesky smell of desks in the room.The professor standing in the front of theroom with the examinations in his handturned out to be the professor. There’s nogetting away from that. No, some thing’sthere is no getting away from and that is oneof them. Hell, no.The professor began to hand out the exam¬inations with his hand, handing them to onestudent after the other. When it came Rob¬ert Thomas’ turn the professor handed himthe exam as well. “Ah, here is the exam.”Robert Thomas thought to himself.The first question on the next page was onoxidation. Robert Thomas took a slug of thedrink in his thermos which turned out to bewhiskey. Robert Thomas tried to think onhis knowledge of oxidation. He thought on ithard but then realized that his knowledgewas all nada y pues nada, nada, nada. Cre-scat Nada, Vita Nada. Parlez-vous nada.Our Nada who art in nada...• Robert Thomas looked at the rest of'thequestions on .the examination and foundthere to be no comfort in them. Either youare two types of people, Robert Thomasthought to himself. Either you are with theChemistry knowledge or you are against it.Robert Thomas knew that he had to beagainst it. He reached down to his thermosand drank the drink, the drink according toJack Daniel. The drink was bitter. RobertThomas laughed. It made a good ending tohis story. But his mind did not find theknowledge.Fernando sat next to Robert Thomas. Fer¬nando was a chemistry afficiando but nei¬ther was he finding comfort with the ques¬tions on the examination. “Covalentbondings I have a boredom of,” Fernandosaid. “I spit in the milk of these bondings.”“Unmentionable yourself.” Robert Thomassaid to Fernando. “Bueno Hombre.”“Bueno equally.”The wife of Fernando sat on the other sideof Robert Thomas. She was of the knowl¬ edge of her husband, puis nada. “I obscenityin the obscenity of thy unprintable obscen¬ity,” said the wife of Fernando.“Go unprintable thyself,” said RobertThomas.The wife of Fernando followed Fernandoout of the room where they both unprinta-bled themselves.With nobody on either side of him, RobertThomas felt free. He pulled his crib notesout of his pocket. “I love you, crib notes,” hesaid. <“And afterwards, will you still love me?”The crib notes asked.“Let’s not think on afterwards. Let’s thinkon now.”“No, tell me about afterwards.” The cribnotes demanded.“I will still love you afterwards.”“We can have the whole world?” The cribnotes asked with tears in its “i”s.“Yes, it will be fine, just fine.”Robert Thomas and his crib notes lovedeach other. When a man and a crib note loveeach other it turns out badly. Robert knewthis. The crib notes knew this. Nobodyknows if F. Scott Fitzgerald knew this.Robert Thomas was right. He realizedthat his crib notes were of his social sciencesclass, Self, Pity and Society, not of hisChemistry class. He must have left the truecrib notes back in the boat. He cursed him¬self.Robert Thomas had to face the last ques¬tion alone, the question which was last onthe test. Robert Thomas read the questionwith his eyes which were aided by his lateralgeniculate and his visual cortex. RobertThomas knew that he must answer the lastquestion. You have to do what you have todo. If you don’t do what you have to do thenyou won’t have done what you hacUo do. Noyou won’t, will you? No. You won’t.So this was how it ended, in an examina¬tion room. Since the desire to be a pre-medhad started in his left leg he had no pain andwith the pain the horror had gone and all hefelt now was a great tiredness and angerthat this was the end of it.He took another drink but it was no good.He handed in his exam and walked back tohis dorm in the rain.Coming soon: Epsilon, Epsilon: Faulknergoes to a frat party.Curriecontinued from page oneElliott denies these charges. “Your (Cur¬rie’s) charges do a disservice to the integri¬ty of candidats who have obtained respectfrom many citizens in the 26th District,” hesaid.Elliott and Hubbard, who withdrew twoweeks ago, said they withdrew because itwas vital “to increase black representa¬tion” in the Illinois House.“We as Black people must do whatever isnecessary to stimulate cooperation and thedevelopment of Black leadership throughthe electorate,” Elliott said.Elliott now supports Ewell, who is black.Ewell called Currie’s charges as “signs ofdesperation.” He said that Elliott and Hub¬bard were very incensed about the charges.“Anyone who knows Hubbard would knowthat no one forces her to do anything,” hesaid.Currie, who is white, said that the call forblack solidarity is a “smokescreen” forwhat the party bosses are doing, calling itan “unjustified appeal for votes on a racialbasis in favor ogf my opponent.”Elliott responded, “It is uphauling thatyou are unable to conceive that Blacks canunite for a single goal, and that is, the in¬crease of Black representation in the elec¬torate.”Currie said she is not discrediting norblaming Ellio** for his actions, but that she is trying to expose the new strategy of theparty.“Fortunately,” Currie said, “whetherthey are black or white, most voters in thisdistrict make their decisions on the candi¬dates records, and most look for evidence ofindependence from machine rule.”DEScontinued from page oneWetherill said she received a call from herdaughter, told her that there was no need toworry, and that the only medication she hadtaken during her pregnancy was vitaminpills.In 1975, Wetherill learned from the Uni¬versity that the pills she believed to be vi¬tamins were actually DES.According to the Tribune, testimony in tnecase showed that Wetherill’s 30-year olddaughter Rachel, after hearing that theDieckmann experiment on a late-night radioshow in Los Angeles, underwent an exami¬nation at Georgetown Medical Center inWashington, DC, and had two vaginal cystsremoved.Lang’s daughter Glenna, also 30, “has ex¬perienced minor complications connectedwith the alleged DES experiment,” the Tri¬bune reports.The case is now under litigation in the USDistrict Court of Judge F. Grady in Chicago,and is being brought by the Public CitizenLitigation Group in Washington, DC. It is ex¬pected to last another week or two. GRAFF & CHECKReal Estate1617 E. 55th St.1V2-2V2 - 4 Room ApartmentsBased on A vailabilityBU 8-5566A vailable to all comers HYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Wood I awn Ava.Church School (all ages) 9:45 a mWorship Nursery Provided 11:00 a.m.W. Kenneth Williams, MinisterSusan Johnson, Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, Serve‘^Department vpJAusk,presents eThursday, February 25,1982 - NOON-TiME CONCERT12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recitall HallSusan Gatell, flute; Mark McCoy, bassoon; MartySchoenhals, keyboard. Sonata A Due, Vivaldi; SuiteOpus 14, Bartok; Sonata for flute, Hindemith,admission is free.Friday, February 26,1982 - UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOCOLLEGIUM MUSICUM,Directed by Howard Brown8:00 p.m., Bond ChapelGuillaume Dufay’s Missa Se la face ay pale, and othermusic by Dufay and Pierre de la Rueadmission is free.Saturday, February 27,1982 - ELIZABETH BALTAS,flute recital4:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallFrancois Poulenc - Sextet for Winds and PianoDarius Milhaud - Les Machines Agricolesand other worksadmission is free.HApcormna 'EventsThursday, March 4,1982 - Noon-time concert. Four saxophones,a program of twentieth century music 12:15 p.m., GoodspeedRecital Hall. free.Friday, March 5,1982 - Contemporary Chamber Players. Works byThorne, Holloway. Davies, Knussen. 8:00 p m Mandel Hall freeSaturday, March 6,1982 - University Symphony Orchestra, works bySchumann. Nielsen. Debussy. 8:30 p.m. free.Sunday, March 7,1982 * Swanne Alley. A rescheduled concert. tiCKeisdated January 16 will be honored, additional tickets are available8:00 p.m., Mandel Hall.jxrr ttwrv ittfprmAtum, coil 753 2613yim is*ILLINOIS’ ONLYSCHOOL ofPUBLIC HEALTHATTACKINGsuch problems asair and water pollution, dangerous wastes,disease prevention, hazards in the work place,health promotion, radiation ...OFFERING DEGREES AT THEMASTER AND DOCTORAL LEVELSAND NON-DEGREEand CONTINUING EDUCATION CREDITSDean of Student Affairs, Box DSchool of Public HealthUniversity of Illinois at theMedical CenterP.O. Box 6998Chicago, IL 60680(312)996-6625The School encourages applications from qualified minority individualsThe Chicago Marocn—-Tuesday, February 23, 1982 5I I *InsideWallowing in the sudsBy Geoff PotterPhara M. is an all-too-common example.She started out on the well-paved road toaddiction by watching ‘the stuff’ for hersisters while they were away at school.But soon it became a full-grown habit.The first-year student in the College couldnot stop herself — abusing the drug forhalf an hour, forty-five minutes, finally anhour a day. She would stop at nothing toget her ‘fix' of the insidious potion. Andignoring the danger of becoming a life-longaddict, Phara became strung out on soapoperas.Now in her fourth year in the College,Phara still keeps up her ‘soap’ habit. Andshe is not alone. Every day shortly before2 p.m., TV lounges around the campus fillup with anxious viewers, many of themdrinking coffee and smoking cigarettes inpreparation for the show.Along with private apartment TV setsand those in some dorms, Ida Noyes Halland Cox Lounge of the Business School arethe most popular viewing places. Rumorhas it that even the final hold-out, PhiGamma Delta, has given in to the craze.Not everyone present at these placeswants to join in, however. One day at CoxLounge, a man strolled up to the televisionand brazenly turned off the sound, saying“There are other people in here who don’twant to watch TV.” In the spring, hoardsof Cubs’ fans clamor for Channel 9.At Ida Noyes, it is almost part of theshow for Frieda, the woman who runs thebakery, to come over, glower at the soapwatchers and turn down the sound. Usually, though, the ‘soapies’ wait adecent interval before raising the volumeagain.The most popular soap opera is GeneralHospital, which follows the respected “AllMy Children” and “One Life to Live,” allon ABC. “Ryan’s Hope,” which oncefeatured a gorilla carrying one of the starsup the Empire State Building, is anotherfavorite of several viewers. “Texas,” onNBC, starts half an hour after thehour-long General Hospital, but Pharadismisses it as “probably theleast-watched show of them all.”Night-time soap operas are equally bad,according to Sandy, a fourth year politicalscience major. “They’re a bunch of T'sand A’s,” she says.Daytime soaps have more class,according to many viewers. They featurethe occasionalgorilla-up-the-Empire-State-Buildingepisode, or, on One Life to Live, someonecalled Dr. Wild performing brain surgeryon people so he can send messages tothem, or even, on General Hospital, thefamous Ice Princess machine, with whichElizabeth Taylor’s husband was going tofreeze the world (Liz’s soap-operahusband, that is, not the Senator fromVirginia). But daytime soaps deal mostlywith personal relationships.In this regard most viewers considerGeneral Hospital to be the best. “Everyoneon the show is related to someone in someway,” Phara says. And since “norelationship ever lasts,” as Beth, afourth-year student, says, the show neverruns out of material. Of course, General Hospital hasoutstanding episodes, too. Beside the IcePrincess scheme, it featured the day whenHeather was going to shoot Diana Taylor(“the most plagued woman on any soapever,” according to Sandy). And thenthere was The Wedding.When Laura Baldwin married LukeSpencer on General Hospital the newsmade the covers of both Time andNewsweek. It was pretty important there,too, although the Maroon somehowneglected to cover it.One viewer — a regular at Cox Lounge— pondered bringing champagne. Twoothers dressed up specially for theoccasion. For the ones unlucky enough tohave class scheduled during the show,some real soul-searching was necessary.Most got their priorities straight, however,and skilled class to see the show.Such a commotion over just a TV showjust shows the dedication that some of theviewers have. Beth, who began watchingwhile waiting for PE class during her firstyear here, has been watching GeneralHospital faithfully for over three years.But she “still feel(s) like an absolutenewcomer compared to people who’vebeen watching for years and years,” shesays mournfully.Peter, a student, watched the showevery day during the summer, which waspart of the reason he got fired from hisjob. Laurie, a Sociology major, has beenwatching for eight years, although shefeels the soaps are getting toosupernatural now.Sandy has been watching GeneralHospital, off and on, since 1967. “It’sgotten better,” she says. “They havepatients now. And it’s getting funnier —there used to be so much tragedy. Now it'slike one long B movie with changingplots.”But the knowledgeable old-timers likeSandy are not aloof from the rookies. Areal sense of camaraderie is shared amongthe viewers, with people who arrive lateasking about what has transpired, andother conversations about the charactersspringing up during the commercials andeven during the show.The familiarity has its advantages, too,as one can miss an episode or a week ofepisodes and still catch up on the latestdevelopments. “You can be out for monthsat a time,” one viewer insists.This is lucky, since, as Sandy says, “yougo crazy if you watch it every day. Theydrag it out too much.” By talking withpeople who have seen the show, one cankeep abreast of current events. How elseare you to know, if you missed the show,whether Scotty has found out whoHeather’s “old high school friend” is? * mChicago’s Loop Alive includedappearances by several of the stars ofGeneral Hospital, and many UC fansattended. Most seemed to gloat over thedrunken actions of the girl who playsJackie Templeton, an “independent,together” character who everyone seemsto hate.The actors fielded questions from theaudience and related some future eventsdue on the show. The following are themain three, and, remember, you heard ithere first: Tiffany and Scorpio are going tobreak up, but they will both stay on theshow.• Alan and Monica are getting backtogether.• Luke is going to fall in love with JackieTempleton (despite her drinking problem,apparently).Why do people watch soap operasfeaturing such earth-shaking events asthese?“We all have our bad habits,” said amale student who walked out of a class tosee the wedding episode on ‘GH.’ “This ismine.”Sandy has a different explanation. “Theyrelieve tension. You just sit here andwatch — you don’t have to think.”But for a UC student who watches theBusiness School, soap operas are likemedicine: “I don't drink very much and Idon’t do very many drugs. But if I'mfeeling depressed I watch GeneralHospital.”PHOTO BY WILLIAM MUDGEDaytime drama in Cox Lounge.MORRY’SHAPPY HOURIS BACK!(FROM 3 PM TO 4 PM DAILY)CASH IN ON THE SA VINQHOT DOGS t.v" onlv-JUMBO. HOTPASTRAMI Reg.1.89 oniBBQHAM Reg.1.75 only.MORRY’S DELLOCA TED INTHE UNIVERSITY BOOKSTOREIIOI RS: 7:30 AM-4.30 PM MOS.-FRI.9 AM-4 PM SAT.6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 23, 1982UC’s search for blackfaculty members exploredThe following article is the last in a seriesabout black students and faculty at UC.By Koyin Shih and Vicki HoWith more than four percent of thefaculty here represented by blackprofessors, UC has a more commendablerecord in hiring black faculty than it doesin recruiting black students, compared toother leading private universities.Nonetheless, black professors and studentsalike at UC agree that the Universityshould pursue a more persistent recruitingeffort in hiring black faculty.Although members of the black facultyhave not actively criticized the hiringpolicies of the University’s AffirmativeActions Office, they aren’t entirelysatisfied with the policy either. Yetaffirmative actions officers say they facemany obstacles in finding qualified blackprofessors to hire.“The search for a qualified professor isan extensive national and internationalone,” said an Affirmative Actionsspokeswoman who asked not to benamed.” There is no status quo —regardless of race or sex, — the policy ofhiring is the same for all.”A majority of the black faculty,however, realize that the task of hiringblack professors should not be delegatedonly to the Affirmative Actions Office andthe administration, but that the essentialfactor for recruiting black faculty is aresponsibility of the individualdepartments.James C. Bruce, an associate professorof germanic languages, agrees that theinitiative to encourage the hiring of blacksmust come from the departments. He saidthat the process of hiring any professorbegins, in the event of a departmentalopening, with the approval or rejections ofthe candidate by the department.Of the eighteen black professorsteaching in the university, four also teachin the College. James Bruce, WilliamWilson, chairman of the sociologydepartment, Edgar G. Epps, a professor inthe department of education, and GeorgeKent, professor in the English department.James BruceEpps, before coming to UC, taught atfour universities, three of which wereblack universities. He chose to teach at UCbecause of the opportunities extended tohim for research with sophisticatedmaterial and quality resources. Hebelieves that although a larger blackfaculty would attract more black students,the percentage of current black facultywould have no influence in the decisions ofpotential black professors.“The University should be activelymaking an effort to recruit blacks forfaculty positions,” Epps said. “Theyshould be working vigorously to try toPERCENTAGES OF BLACKPROFESSORSAT OTHER SCHOOLSUniversity of ChicagoPrinceton University 1.4%Yale University 2.4%Cornell University 1.8%Stanford University 2.5%-3.5%Oberlin College 5.0% recruit.” Epps says he is personallysatisfied with the number of coursesoffered at UC concerning black history andculture.Most black professors say that qualifiedEdgar Eppsblack faculty are attracted to UC becauseof its academic reputation and not thenumber of blacks on the faculty.“Professors come to UC to teachbecause they feel that it is a greatuniversity,” says Wilson. “Even thoughthere is a small number of blackprofessors at the University, the peoplethey have here are all very good. Myfeeling is that the University is doing agood job in keeping the black facultyhere.”Wilson, who is currently on leave atStanford University, said also that thereshould be more emphasis placed onrecruiting black students both on thegraduate and the undergraduate level. Incontrast to Epps’ opinions on possibledeterrence by potential black students andprofessors, Wilson says that there is nocorrelation between the number of blackstudents choosing UC and the number ofblack faculty, and vice versa.“One of the major underlying problemsis that each university is competing withother universities for the small number ofblack faculty that exists,” explains Wilson.According to a recent survey publishedin The Chronicle of Higher Education,eight percent of the blacks completing highschool in the seventies entered graduate orprofessional school as compared to 14percent of whites entering. Thisdiscrepency creates a smaller pool ofqualified black PhD candidates eligible forteaching at leading universities.Wilson does not believe that theUniversity discriminates against hiringblacks and he says that the current hiringpractices are fair in this regard.Dr. John R. Lumpkin, Assistantprofessor in the Department of EmergencyMedicine, however, believes that anincrease in black professors would sparkthe interests of more black students toapply. In opposition to Wilson’s belief. Dr.Lumpkin feels that discrimination againstpotential black professors is present. Heillustrated his point with a case concerningan open faculty position in the Law Schoola few years ago. Lumpkin said that ablack woman, Carol Moseley Braun, whohad all the qualifications necessary tofulfill the vacant position was denied the'job. Instead, the vacancy was offered to awhite woman. Braun has since beenelected state representative in Hyde Park.“I think that it is sad that at a leadinguniversity the student body is losing out inwhat a black faculty has to offer. . .whichis a lot,” said Lumpkin.Jacque Morial, president of theOrganization of Black Students shares thesame view as Lumpkin.“The affirmative actions policies havenot been very successful,” he said. “TheUniversity has to work harder to attractblack professors here because there is alack of role models for black students.” AUGUSTANALUTHERAN CHURCHAsh Wednesday,February 24SundaysWednesdays(March 3-April 7) Schedule for Lent7:30 pm — Sermon, Eucharist, andImposition of Ashes8:30 am — Sermon and Eucharist9:30 am — Sunday School and AdultForum10:45 am — Sermon and Eucharist6:00 pm — Supper (sponsored byLutheran Campus Ministry)6:00 pm — Soup and Bread Supper7:00 pm — Evening Prayer and bibleStudy (1 st Peter)Augustana Lutheran ChurchLutheran Campus Ministry at the University of Chicago5500 South Woodlown 493-6451/2N. Leroy Norquist-Pastor Conrad Swanson-VicarL. JASHUMAre you interested in applyingto the ASHUM Program?Were students currentlv in ASHUMand we will be available to answeryour questions and talk to you aboutthe Program on Thursday, Feb. 25,. from 6:30 to 7:30 in the Jay Berwan-ger Trophy Room (next to the pool)in Bartlett Gymnasium.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 23, 1982—7rwii f uivmTRADITIONAL CLOTHING19 South LaSalle Street(Entrance on Arcade Place)782-9885SportsThe un-plain difference in a Sero® white Purist® button-down iseasy to see.The oxford is softer, cleaner, more “oxford.”And the Purist® collar is simply like no other. With a definitebell-shape roll, and a strong, confident flair.And there’s certainly nothing plain about the tailoring. The shirt ismade today in the same painstaking manner it was made 35years ago.But why white? It is great for a change of pace, particularly whenit’s a Sero un-plain.This un-plain Sero button-down in sleeve lengths;cotton — $18.50. or in cotton/polyester $17.50.Cagers close home seasonBy Mary BartholomewRipon College needed the win. With it, theteam had a chance to become the confer¬ence champions. Saturday afternoon, themen’s basketball team gave the contendersa run for their money but could not over¬come the incredibly disciplined Wisconsinteam and fell to a 74-65 loss.The Maroons got off to a good start, takingthe lead early and holding on to it until wellinto the first period. But four minutes beforehalftime, the tide turned. Ripon’s AshleyCooper, Division Ill’s top individual scorernationally, was fouled, went to the line andtied the game at 28. The Redmen took ad¬vantage of every opportunity and with aminute left in the first half, they had aneight point lead. A long jumper by Sean Ma¬honey with 45 seconds to go left the Maroons trailing by six points at halftime.As the second half progressed, the gap wi¬dened in Ripon’s favor. By the halfwaymark of this period, the Redmen had metho¬dically built themselves a 13 point lead. Chi¬cago, however, refused to give up. In a four-minute period between 10:03 and 6:03 theMaroons outscored the Redmen 11-1 andcame back to within two points of the lead.Unfortunately, 15 seconds after executingan impressive steal and returning it on alay-up for the two points which brought thescore to 59-57, Chicago’s Wade Lewis fouledout of the game. Once again, the Maroons’continuity was disrupted. A minute later,sophomore Mike Shackleton committed hisfourth foul and followed Lewis to the bench.Chicago never got that close again, losing bynine points.Fencers splitPHOTO BY MARY BARTHOLOMEWUC’s Mike Shackleton (54) and WadeLewis (14).— HEAR —GRACE MARY STERNDEMOCRATIC CANDIDATEfor LIEUTENANT GOVERNORWEDNESDAYFEBRUARY 24th *8:30 amon WHPK-FM 88.3HYDE PARKTHE VERSAILLESIDEAL FOR STUDENTS324-0200Large Studios • Walk-inKitchen • Utilities Incl. •Furn. - Unfurn. • CampusBus at doorBased on Availability5254 S. Dorchester The fencing team met with mixed resultsin the invitational it attended this weekend.Chicago defeated Lawrence 22-5 and Purdue19-8, but lost its other three matches. North¬western defeated Chicago 22-5, the Universi¬ty of Wisconsin took a 18-9 decision, and Tri-State edged the Maroons by a 15-12 score.Taste our deliciousRoast Duck,Apple Pancakes,Meat Dumplings, Vealcordon bleu etc.Home Meal awayfrom Home, wherefood comes blugingover plate.Open, Mondays through Saturdays11 a.m. - 7 p.m.Closed Sundays6812 So. Western Ave.778-3493A nine point loss. Close examination of thelast six minutes of the game shows thatRipon went nine for 11 from the free throwline on seven Chicago fouls. Overall, Chica¬go and Ripon were evenly matched statisti¬cally in all areas but one. The Maroons sank29 from the field and collected the samenumber of rebounds. The Redmen sank 26from the field and brought down 30 re¬bounds. The big problem, once again, wasfouls and free throws. In their own gym, theMaroons committed nine fouls more thanthe Redmen. From the line, Ripon was 22 for32, Chicago, seven for 11.All things considered, Chicago performedrespectably against a perennial conferencepowerhouse. Highlighting the Chicago per¬formance were some fine individual efforts.Freshman center Keith Libert scored 19points and had seven rebounds to his credit.He is still ranked among the top five individ¬ual scorers in the conference. SophomoreMike Shackleton also had a good day, scor¬ing 11 points. Almost half of those came atthe free throw line, where Shackleton wasfive-for-six. He was also the game’s leadingrebounder, bringing down eight of them forChicago.Saturday’s contest was the last homegame of the 1981-82 season. Tomorrow nightthe Maroons close the season with an awaygamfe at Lake Forest. Their record stands at9-10 overall, 2-10 in conference. PHOTO BY MARY BARTHOLOMEWKeith Libert (50) shoots against Ripon.Women to playhome gameThe women’s basketball team will playanother home game this weekend, comple¬ments of the IAIAW State Tournament seed¬ing committee. The Maroons’ second placefinish in their three-team district qualifiedthem to be one of 12 teams entering post-sea-son play. The top four teams advance direct¬ly to the state tournament, while the othereight teams compete in satellite play-offgames. The seeding committee was suffi¬ciently impressed by Chicago’s 7-6 recordagainst Division III competition to seed the(team seventh. That ranking earns them ahome game against unseeded Eureka Col¬lege.The game will be played at 2 p.m. on Sat¬urday, February 27 at the Field House. Thewinner will advance to the state tournamentto play Concordia- Teachers College onMarch 4.made possible byan SGFC grant The University of Chicago • Department ot MusicSYMPHONIC WIND ENSEMBLEFarobag Cooper, DirectorAn Evening of French & Russian MusicFRIDAY • FEBRUARY 26th • 8 PMMandel Hall / 57th & University Free Admission8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 23, 1982UC winstrack meetBy Sue FortunatoThe women’s indoor track team took firstplace at its second invitational meet of theseason. Of the four other Division III schoolscompeting, Lake Michigan College was theonly team able to give the Maroons a toughtime. UC edged Lake Michigan by onlyseven points.As coach Linda Whitehead previously pre¬dicted, UC had trouble in the sprints andfield events. Most of the team’s 65 pointscame from relays, middle distance races,and long distance events. Highlights of themeet included four first place finishes forChicago: Jennifer Maude, a sophomore,won the 3000-meter and 5000-meter races. Inthe 600-meter race, team captain KathleenRestifo also provided the team with a firstplace finish. Chicago’s 4 x 400 meter relayteam outran both Lake Michigan Collegeand Concordia College for the team’s fourthfirst place finish of the afternoon.After the meet, first-year student NatalieWilliams showed her “sprinting” ability asshe set a school record in the jello relay witha time of 20.8 seconds. She joined withMaureen Breen, Jackie Moline, and DaianKaspic to take first place in this event.UC INVITATIONALHigh jump — 1, Karen Testin (NCC), 4’6”, 2,Gwen Kasper (CC). Shot put — 1, Jeanne Dietrich(IBC), 41 ’0”, 2, Phyllis Jackson (LMC), 3, BethHafenrichter (NCC). Long jump — 1, SheilaAtcher (LMC), 5.40m, 2, Lisa Dorner (NCC), 3,Patti Thaner (NCC). 4x200 meter relay — 1, LMG,1:48.2, 2, UC. 60-meter hurdles — 1, Keri Bawser(LMC), 9.4, 2, Tracey Button (UC), 3, AllisonO’Neill (UC). 60-meter dash — 1, Darlene Fort-man (LMC), 7.9, 2, Phyllis Jackson (LMC), 3,Sheila Atcher (LMC). 2(XFmeter dash — 1, DarleneFortman (LMC), 26.8, 2, Phyllis Jackson (LMC),3, Patti Thaner (LMC). 600-meter — 1, KathleenRestifo (UC), 1:44.2, 2, Vicki Wyatt (LMC), 3,Laurie Bilton (LMC). 1000-meter — 1, Julie Haer-tling (CC), 3:14.0, 2, Maggie Randolph (UC), 3,Trish Wong (UC). 1500-meter — 1, Julie Haertling(CC), 4:56.1, 2, Casey Kerrigan (UC), 3, KarmiSturtevant (CC). 3000-meter — 1, Jennifer Maude(UC), 12:47.3, 2, Eunice Jaech (CC), 3, CathyO'Rourke (IBC). 5000-meter — 1, Jennifer Maude(UC), 21:52.2, 2, Kathy Bawn (UC), 3, LorraineKenny (UC). 4x4000 meter relay — 1, l'C, 4:21.0, 2,LMC, 3, CC.Spring FeverGot You?We Can HelpSEE YOU in the57th & Universitynext toHUTCHINSON COMMONS5* Off anyIce Cream Selectionfrom 11:30 A M. to 1:30 P.M.thru Friday 2/26/82 SportsIM Playoffs UNDERGRAD INDEPENDENTUNDERGRADUATE Rough Riders Thurs. 2/25Dogs Eating 6:30 p.m.Hitchcock - ABye White Punks Mon 3/1Henderson ffBreckinridge Hitchcock AThurs. 2/25 7:30Breckinridge Steidl 7:30 p.m.WOMENDudley 74Thompson 18Lower Rickert 47Michelson 34 DudleyThursday 2/25 8:30Lower Rickert Dodd/Salisbury 39Snell 12ChamberlinByeFishbein 52Compton 26 ChamberlinThursday, 2/25 6:30Fishbein Bradbury 21Breckinridge 24 Dodd/SalisburyBreckinridgeMon. 3/16:30 p.m.SEASON RECORDSUpper Rickert 61Fallers 39Shorey ffGreenwood Upper RickertThursday 2/25 7:30GreenwoodGRADUATEStiff OnesBye Stiff OnesThere’s The RubThere’s The Rub 33Five Play 31 Fri. 2/266:30 p.m.No BSBye No BSBottem LinesBottem Lines 54 Fri. 2/26Five Particles 32 7:30 p.m.Not Too SwiftBye Not Too SwiftDebonairsDebonairs 43Bovver Boys 45 Fri. 2/268:30 p.m.CuriaBye CuriaRefugeesRefugeesBye Fri. 2/266:30 p.m. UndergradWhite PunksChamberlinFishbeinUpper RickertDudleyRough RidersHitchcockDogs EatingSteidlBreckinridgeLower RickertGreenwoodGraduateNot Too SwiftNo BSStiff OnesCuriaRefugeesThere’s the RubRaw MeatDebonairsWomenSPAMDodd/SalisBreckinridgeSnellMedflies W-L7-29-09-08-07-07-07-05-35-29-24-15-27-07-18-08-17-26-35-46-38-09-18-24-43-5COLD DRAUGHT BEER, NO SPOILAGEALWAYS READY TO SERVE.PORTABLE SELFCONTAINEDREFRIGERATED UNIT.DIFFERENT MODELS AND SIZESAVAILABLE.312-991-1010Will NOkMSplaya role In your future?*Nursing Opportunities At Mount Sinai are extensive anduniquely challenging Choose managerial or clinical trackPursue virtually any nursing specialtyEnjoy the advantages of an inner-city teaching/communityhospital To learn more, look us up at Student NurseConvention, February 26th & 29thA Or call Nurse Recruiter;V# (312) 542-2114Mount Sinai HospitalIII Medical CenterIJM Chicago, Illinois 60608EO€ 81-189CM 1TLCSALE DATES:FEB. 24th-27thUSDA CHOICEBONELESSBEEFSTEWRUBY REDGRAPE- ggcFRUIT 3 ibs./iSAVE 40*CANFIELD'SASST FLAVORSPOP 99'2 litrebottleSAVE 23*IOVaOZ. TINCAMPBELL'ScNS CKENOLEP 3/89REG. 38c ea.FRESH, LEANGROUNDBEEF $139(3 lbs. or more)SAVE 47*24 OZ. CARTONCOUNTRY'S DELIGHTCOTTAGECHEESE $1 15Reg. 1.62SAVE 67*15 OZ. TINPILLAR ROCKPINKSALMON $189Reg. 2.563 LB. BAGJONATHAN orRED DELICIOUSAPPLE 99SAVE 70*12 OZ. AVER. WGHT.CHEESE/SAUSAGECANADIAN BACON ||||TOTINO'S PARTY IH 1Cpizza 99Reg 1.69FINER FOODSSERVING53rd PRAIRIE SHORESKIMBARK PLAZA 2911 VERNONWhere You Are A Stranger But Once!The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 23, 1982—9Campus FilmLa Boeme (1926) and The Citadel (1938) Twofilms by American director King Vidor. Thefirst is a tear-jerker about doomed love withsilent screen star Lilian Gish. The second isa rarely screened film about a youngcountry physician (Robert Donat) who ne¬glects his wife (Rosaland Russell) to carefor his wealthy patients. Tues., Feb. 23 (LaBoeme) at 7:15 p.m. and (The Citadel) at9:00 pm. Doc. $1.50The Bad Sleep Well (Akiro Kurosawa, 1960)Kurosawa’s film about a young executivewho marries his boss’s crippled daughterstars Toshiro Mifune and Masayuki Mori.Unseen by this reviewer. Wed., Feb. 24 at 8pm -RMChampagne for Caesar (Richard W’horf1950) This may or may not be a satirical lookat the television medium as a whole, but itcertainly takes some good pokes at gameshows and advertizers along the way.Beauregard Bottomley (Ronald Coleman),a brilliant scholar who reads Schopenhauerover breakfast, claims to know everythingexcept how to make a buck — he’s unem¬ployed. Turned down for a job by the head ofMilady Soap Company, he becomes a con¬testant on Masquerade For Money, a quizshow sponsored by Milady, “the soap thatsanctifies.” Dressed as an encyclopedia, heanswers the most difficult questions theycan come up with, and brings the soap com¬pany close to ruin, since the jackpot doubleswith each correct answer. The film is full ofdelightfully wacky characters: BumbridgeWaters (Vincent Price), the neurotic soapmagnate. Happy Hogan (Art Linkletter),the host of Masquerade For Money, FlameO’Neal (Celeste Holm), the Mata Hari sentby Waters to destroy Bottomley’s concen¬tration, Frosty, the daffy girl next door, andCaesar, an alcoholic parrot. Good fun. LSFWed. Feb. 24 8:30 p.m. — SWGunga Din (George Stevens 1939) PaulineKael hit the nail on the head when she calledthis a “nonsense adventure movie” — atfirst it’s hard to tell whether it’s meant to beserious, or whether the values it seems to espouse simply don't wear well. Ben Hechthad a hand in writing the script, though, soit’s likely that a lot of what seems to be unin¬tentionally funny was intended. If onedoesn’t take the film too seriously, it’spretty enjoyable. Cary Grant, VictorMcLaughlin, and Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.are a trio of pals in the British army inIndia, and Sam Jaffe is Gunga Din, the hu¬mble water carrier who aspires to be a sol¬dier and ultimately saves the necks of theentire regiment. The story is based, loosely,on the Kipling poem. LSF Thurs. Feb. 258:30 p.m. — SWrJezebel (William Wyler, 1938) Yellowfever had scourged New Orleans before, butits recurrence in 1853 was staggering. Com¬merce and agriculture were decimated, andthousands had to be exiled to an off-the-coast pestilential dumping ground. The epi¬demic depopulated New Orleans, but as¬sured future film-goers that despiteSelznick’s lock on Civil War, WarnerBrothers, too, could make a blockbusterabout lust, jealousy, and disaster in the opu¬lent plantation South. Bette Davis earned anOscar for playing JEZEBEL’S central fig¬ure, a tempestuous, self-serving belle whoflouts convention, makes mush of southernchivalry, and finds perverse pleasure inshattering her engagement to Henry Fonda,who in turn, does what any stung gentlemanshould: flees — even marries a northerner.Homesickness, however, prevails, andDavis, tormented by longing and hatred,schemes to undo his happiness. Still, even aJezebel can repent. And when sicknesssweeps out of the bayous to claim among itsvictims Henry Fonda, Davis alone mustersthe courage and dedication to journey to the“colony” and nurse him. Thurs.,at 7:15 pm $1.50. Doc. — PFDeception (1946, d. Irving Rapper) This filmabout a love triangle stars Bette Davis,Claude Rains, and Paul Henreid as thelucky participants. Thurs., Feb. 25 at 9 pm.Doc. $1.50. CalendarTUESDAYHillel: Exhibition and sale of 42 original graphicworks of Arik Brauer 9:30 am, 5715 Woodlawn.Calvert House: Sacrament of Reconciliation, 11:30am; Mass, 12 noon and 5 pm; brown bag lunch,12:30 pm, 5735 University.Commuter Co-op: Meets 12:30 pm, Gates-Blake 1.U of C Ki-Aikido Club: Meets 5:00-7:00 pm, Bart¬lett gym.Hillel: Class in Talmud-Ketubot-advanced, 5.00pm; class in Midrash-Pesikta D-Rav Kahana, 7:30pm, 5715 Woodlawn.Episcopal Church Council: Evensong at BondChapel, 5:15 pm.Racquetball Club: Meets 6:30-closing, cts 1 & 2Field House.Calvert House: Investigation into Catholicism,7:00 pm, 5735 University.Morris Dancers: Learn ritual English dance,7:00-9:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Speech Team: Meeting 7:00-8:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Hunger Concern Group: meeting 7:30 pm followedby a discussion on Samalia, Ida Noyes rm 217.WEDNESDAYHillel: Exhibition and sale of 42 original graphicworks of Arik Brauer, 9:30 am, 5715 Woodlawn.Ash Wednesday Masses: 12 noon, Chicago Theo.Sem.; 5:00 pm, Calvert House, 7:00 pm, PierceHall; 10:00 pm, Calvert House; 10:00 pm, Wood¬ward Court. Ashes given.Crossroads: English classes for foreign women,2:00 pm, 5621 S. Blackstone.Dept, of Chemistry: “The Molecular Mechanismof Human DNA Polymerase-Alpha" speaker Dr.Paul Fisher, 4:00 pm, Cummings room 101.Center for Urban Studies: “The Politics of Popula¬tion Decline: Redistricting and Representation inIllinois” speaker Dawn Clark Netsch, State Sena¬tor, 4:00 pm, Pick Lounge.Dept of Germanic Lang and Lit: “Nietzsche’sGraffito: Semiotics of ‘The Antichrist’ ” speakerGary Shapiro, 4:00 pm, Classics 20.U of C NOMOR: Meeting 6:00 pm, Cobb 104.U of C Ki-Aikido Club: Meets 6:30-8:00 pm, FieldHouse. Zen Sitting 8:00-8:30 pm.U of C Table Tennis Club: Meets 7:00-10:00 pm,Field House.Women’s Union: Meets 7:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Badminton Club: Meets 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes gym.Fiction, Poetry,Essays, Reviews1212 E, 59 th StreetChicago, Illinois 606373I2-753-3265 EventsatRockefeller Chapelfor theSeason of Lent»1* ^ sA* sL »L sL »L•T*Ash WednesdayFebruary 24th7:00 p.m.Eucharist & the Imposition of AshesChoral Vespers ServiceThursday, Feb. 25th5:15 p.m.Lenten Discussion SeriesThursday, Feb. 25thLight Dinner at 6:30 p.m.With a Discussion of theLectionary Texts for theweek, followingc s,z, AN6«T VBISCANVJ Calvert House: Choir Practice, 7:30 pm, 5735 Uni¬versity.Anthropology Film Group: Anthropology Films:Ritual-8:00 pm. International House, free.Science Fiction Club: Meets 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Al-Anon Group: Meets 8:00 pm, Hyde Park Uni¬tarian Church, 57th & University.Hillel: Jewish history, 8:00 pm, Talmud-Arvey pe-sahim, 8:00 pm, 5715 Woodlawn.Country Dancers: Folk Dances of England andAmerica taught, 8:30 pm, Ida Noyes.THURSDAYComm, on Genetics Colloquium: “Biochemicaland Immunological Studies on Ribonucleo ProteinComplexes” speaker Terence Martin, 12 noon-l:00pm, Erman Bio. Center rm 106.Noon-time concert: Susan Gatell, Mark McCoy,Marty Schoenhals, works by Vivaldi, Bartok, Hin¬demith. 12:15 pm, Goodspeed hall. Free.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Anjuman-iSukhan- "Introduction to Traditional PersianMusic” speaker Daryoosh Shenassa, 2:30 pm, Pick205.Dept of Biochemistry: “Characterization of theDrosophila melanogaster Nuclear Matrix speakerPaul Fisher, 2:30 pm, Cummings room 101.Public Policy Series: "The Politics of Energy”speaker John Chubb, 3:30 pm, Wieboldt 303.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: “Wrongdoingand Divine Omnipotence in the Theology of AbuIshaq al-nazzam" speaker Josef van Ess, 4:00 pm,Pick 016.Political Order and Change: "The Common Lawand the English Constitution” speaker CharlesGray, 4:00 pm, Qunatrell Aud.El Salvador Solidarity Group: Meets 4:00 pm, IdaNoyes.Physics Colloquium: “Testing Grand Unifica¬tion—Does the Proton Decay” speaker Dr. Ken¬neth Lande, 4:30 pm, Eckhart hall 133.Calvert House: Bible Study at the Shoreland room607, 7:00 pm; Prayer Group, 7:00 pm, 5735 Univer¬sity.Women’s Rap Group: cosponsored by Women’sUnion and Gay And Lesbian Alliance, 7:30 pm, IdaNoyes room 301.Hillel: Class in the History of Modern Antisemi¬tism, 7:30 pm; Film-“Jacob the Liar” 7:30 pm, 5715Woodlawn.MARRS: Meeting 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes.marian realty,inc.REALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. 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Check InternationalHouse, for grad, students and for scholarsvisiting Chicago. 753 2270, 22802 bdrm in a Ig 3 bdrm apt available Mar 1 orsooner Laundry, great loc. 753 4206, 241 6247Choice 1 bdroom apartment in • East HydePark. Available March 1 $380 643 1400CAMBRIDGE, England Professor's 3bedroom house for rent during 1982 83,academic year. Excellent location, Modernamenities. Phone June, 798 6783Roommate wanted to share comfortable 2bedroom apartment on 53rd & KenwoodS150/mo. Call Kathy 752 8315eveningsFor rent Studio University Park, 55th St. Lovely court yard view, newly decorated; close toshopping and 1C rail; health club and outdoorpool; 24 hr doorman; Call Carol 621 2141 day &348 3559 eve.Non Smoker to share 3 bdrm apt Lakeview,heat, Security, laundry inc. Fully Furn ,148/mo 4- util. 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