The Chicago MaroonVolume 91, No. 15Elton winsclose raceFormer two-term Student Gov¬ernment (SG> President Jeff Eltonwas declared winner in a closerace for SG treasurer last night,beating out second-place finisherRich Ehrlich by less than threepercent of the vote, 176 to 164.David Blaszkowsky, who missedwinning the position last spring by14 votes, finished third with 104votes. Fourth year undergraduateDoug Pappas received 78 votes,and Bryan Lemonds ran a distantfifth with 44 votes.The graduate students apparent¬ly gave the close election to first-year business school student Elton.He received 30 votes from gradu¬ate students, as compared withfour for Erlich, six for Blasz¬kowsky and four for Pappas. Le¬monds received no graduate stu¬dent votes.Erlich made the election close bytaking a big lead with first-yearvoters. Erlich received 78 fresh¬man votes, compared with 48 forElton, 47 for Blaszkowski, 38 forPappas and 25 for Lemonds. Ap¬parently Elton’s name recognitionwith returning undergraduateswas enough to ensure victory inthis constituency for the only grad¬uate student in the race. Elton The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1981 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, October 27, 1981Leisure center wanted: studyJeff Eltonpolled 98 votes with this group,compared to 82 votes for Erlich, 51votes for Blaszkowsky, 36 forPappas and 19 for Lemonds.Final results in other races werenot available at press time lastnight. Winners in the races for As¬sembly seats may be held up forsometime, until the SG and SFAcourt can agree whether or notfreshmen voters should be allowedto vote in the races for both fresh¬men representatives and dormi¬tory representatives.The position of treasurer openedup earlier this quarter when Rob¬ert McKay resigned the position inprotest over the decision of SG notto fund homecoming activities. By William RauchA recent study has documentedthat Hyde Park-Kenwood resi¬dents’ long-held dissatisfactionwith the social outlets in HydePark has led to strong support for anew- community center.The study by the Public AffairsResearch Practicum, which will bereleased at a meeting of the HydePark-Kenwood Community Con¬ference tomorrow night, reportsthat community leaders and resi¬dents agree that entertainment of¬ferings in the community are poor,that social and recreational facili¬ties are only average, and that, byroughly a three to one margin, theysupport the construction of a new-community center.The comprehensive study ofHyde Park-Kenwood leisure timeactivities was prompted by theclosing of the Hyde Park YMCAlast year. When the YMCA shutdow-n, the community lost one of itsmajor athletic facilities and re¬creational centers. The report in¬vestigates both the residents' opin¬ions about shortcomings in therecreational offerings in the neigh¬borhood and whether or not a com¬munity center would fill existinggaps in leisure time resources.The study, which was conductedby students in the College’s PublicAffairs program during the courseof last year, was directed by MaryWoodcock first visiting fellowBy David BlaszkowskyThe first Visiting Fellow of thisyear is a man who has dealt withtwo positions of greatly differentscope, by exhibiting the sameBiographyeven-handed temperament.Leonard Woodcock, the 70 yearold former president of the UnitedAuto Workers, and the former am¬bassador to the People’s Republicof China under the Carter adminis¬tration, is seen by friends and op¬ponents alike as a quiet, mild-man¬nered intellectual, dedicated to hiswork both in Detroit and in Pek¬ing.Born in Providence, R.I., the sonof a master machinist. WoodcockLeonard Woodcock was taken to Europe by his parentsin 1914, where he spent most of hischildhood. He was educated inBritish public schools for eightyears, including during W’orld WarI, when his father was interned inGermany.He returned to America in 1926with his family, who settled in De¬troit. In 1928 he enrolled at WayneState University, in Detroit, andthe Walsh School of accountancy,where he studied for several years.The depression interrupted his stu¬dies, and by 1933 Woodcock had ajob as a machine assembler at theDetroit Gear and Machine Com-pamny, an auto supply Division ofBorg-Wagner. There he first joineda union, one affiliated with theAFL. That union and Woodcockjoined the UAW’ in 1938.Woodcock was on the staff of theregional office during the waryears, before returning to the asse¬mbly line as a dynamometer oper¬ator in Muskegon. In 1946, Wood¬cock was appointed firstadministrative assistant to the leg¬endary UAW president, WalterReuther, who had just been electedfor his first term. Reuther servedas UAW president until 1970. Thefollowing year. Woodcock waselected director of the UAW Re¬gion 1-D in Michigan.By 1955, Woodcock had beenelected to an international vice¬presidency of the UAW’, and to itsboard. He was responsible for theUAW’s GM and aero-space depart¬ments, and his first labor confron¬ tation was with GM, in 1958. De¬spite a recession at the time,Woodcock was able to negotiate alandmark contract, giving the indi¬vidual locals the right to bargainseparately. Later, he negotiatedwith GM industry’s first laborclause barring discriminatory em¬ployment. In addition. Woodcocksuccessfully sought unprecedentedhealth and welfare benefits, andestablished them as the right of theworker, and not just a concededprivilege.The provisions obtained byWoodcock became standards forother industries, giving him greatstature in the labor movement.President Kennedy offered him anumber of sub-cabinet and ambas¬sadorial posts, including Ambassa¬dor to Taiwan, all of which Wood¬cock declined, despite hisawareness that any further ad¬vancement would be dependent onReuther leaving the president’schair vacant.Reuther was killed in the crashof a small chartered plane in Mayof 1970. The union’s board unani¬mously chose Woodcock to serveout the rest of Reuther’s four-yearterm, ending in 1972, after UAWvice-president Douglas Fraser, theonly other contender, withdrewfrom consideration and nominatedWoodcock.W’oodcock, w ho is considered dil¬igent and reserved, in contrast tothe fiery Reuther. committed him¬self to carrying out Reuther’scontinued on page 11 Utne, lecturer in the Social ScienceCollegiate Division, and LisaMcIntyre. It was sponsored by theHyde Park Bank and Trust Foun¬dation, the South East ChicagoCommission and the University.The report divided leisure-timeactivities into four categories: re¬creational (athletic facilities,parks), social (churches, clubs),cultural and educational, and en¬tertainment. Community leaders,adults, and youths were asked torate the quality of Hyde Park-Ken¬wood offerings in each of these ca¬tegories. In addition, respondentsThe closing of the Hyde ParkYMCA prompted the study ofneighborhood leisure activitiesto be released tomorrow night.were divided into sub-groups onthe basis of their race, income,age, and whether or not they wereaffiliated with UC.Community leaders gave an ‘ex¬cellent” rating to Hyde Park-Ken-wood’s cultural and educational re¬sources. They described theentertainment offerings as poorand social and recreational oppor¬tunities as average.The community leaders pointedout the need for an indoor recre¬ation facility to replace the YMCAand added that a swimming pool,bowling alley, and skating rink are“needed resources in this commu¬nity.” In addition, the leaders be¬lieve a multi-purpose center couldserve as a meeting place for clubsand youth groups. Establishing“extracurricular activities forneighborhood youth" was men¬tioned as a means of improving“already fine cultural and educa¬tional resources.”Finally, the community leadersconcluded that there are an inade¬ quate number of restaurants, bars,theaters, and nightclubs in theneighborhood If built, the leaderstold the researchers, these busin¬esses should be geared to attract¬ing residents of other communi¬ties.The adult residents' responseswere similar to those of the com¬munity leaders They gave cultur¬al/educational resources the high¬est rating, followed by social,recreational, and entertainmentofferings. Despite dissatisfactionwith “individual leisure time ser¬vices,” 55 percent of those ques¬tioned agreed with the statement."One reason that I like living inHyde Park is that there's lots to dohere ”The suggestion that more pro¬grams for families and youthsshould be developed also receivedstrong support: large percentagesof respondents agreed that teen¬agers should have a meeting placein the neighborhood, and that moresingle parent support groupsshould be formed. They disagreewith the statement that “Usingcommunity resources on youth jobtraining would be a waste ofmoney.”Of all respondents. 73.5 percentfavored the building of a communi¬ty center. Over 31 percent said thatthey would donate money towardsfinancing such a project. In addi¬tion. willingness to contributewould increase sharply if the busi¬ness community supported theconstruction of a center.The youths interviewed for thesurvey were seventh and eighthgraders from the KozminiskySchool, the St. Thomas School andthe University Laboratory Schooland tenth graders from the Ken¬wood Academy and the LabSchool. They too expressed dissat¬isfaction with the current leisuretime offerings in the community.Sixty-six percent of the childreninterviewed agreed that “thisneighborhood doesn’t have enoughto do for kids my age.” When askedwhat young people in Hyde Park-Kenwood needed most, some kindof community center with athleticfacilities and meeting places wasthe most frequent responseThe local students are also con¬cerned about safety, 60 percentagreeing with the statement.“Fear of street crime keeps mefrom doing some of the things I’dlike to do in the neighborhood.”Also, though 55 percent said they“have enough spending moneynow,” 90 percent said they w’ould“take a summer job in Hyde Park-Kenwood if one were offered" tothem. Finally, 60 percent said that“they weren't appreciated by localmerchants.”The report concludes that “theyouth of Hyde Park-Kenwood arebusy,” but that, “most would liketo be even busier ”Though the report is a study ofcommunity residents’ opinionsabout the need for a communitycenter, it adds that “Building acontinued on page llFROMMOL SONm.cFINER FOODSSERVING53rd PRAIRIE SHORESKIMBARK PLAZA 2911 VERNONWhere You Are A Stranger But Once!Sale OatesOct. 28-31U.S.D.A. CHOICELAMB $189CHOPS $FCOUNTRY DELIGHT2% LOWFAT ^ ^ ^MU ’1*.BREWED AND BOTTLED IN CANADA, imported by Martlet Importing Co . Inc . Great Neck. N Y2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 27, 19815 LB. BAGGRAPE- ^FRUIT 99cU.S.D.A. 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Thefoundation is leaving it up to each institutionto decide what academic subject will betaught by the John D. MacArthur profes¬sor.In a statement given to the press, founda¬tion president John E. Corbally said thegrants were directed toward allowing the in¬stitutions to attract younger facultymembers and cited the “outstanding repu¬tation and contributions of (the) universityas an institution of distinction in both in¬struction and research’’ as the basis for theawards. Corbally suggested that the chairestablished could be assigned to differentacademic disciplines from time to time, andthat the chair might be held by a given in¬structor for a limited number of years.The foundation said that at current inter¬est rates, the $1.2 million awards shouldeach yield close to $200,000 per year.The $15.6 million grant is part of the $40million which the MacArthur Foundation isexpected to disburse this year, according toNorton Kay, the foundation’s director of public information. The foundation, he said,has four major programs of grants which goto fund the Price Fellows, a mental healthgrant program, a general grant program,and a special grant program for local, cul¬tural institutions. The Chicago SymphonyOrchestra and Lyric Opera of Chicago wereamong the recipients of these grants lastyear, which totalled $750,000.Robert DeckerSFA Court decidesnot to decideThe Student Faculty Administration(SFA) Court favored neither the defendantnor the plaintiff in its decision Thursday ofits first case in seven years.Twenty-eight plaintiffs had charged theStudent Government Finance Committee(SGFC) with violations of the SG constitu¬tion in its denial of funds for homecoming.The SFA Court stated that, while it wouldnot require the SGFC to make reparations,it would watch the actions of the SGFC veryclosely for the coming year, to see that alldecisions are in accordance w ith the SG con¬stitution.Joseph Griffin, SG Assembly representa¬tive for the Law School and a member of theSGFC, acted as counsel for the defense.Griffin based his argument on three points.First, he held that the plaintiffs’ chargeagainst the defendants was based upon mis¬leading facats. The plaintiffs had clamed that the cut was down from approximately$2000 last year to no funds this year. Griffinsaid that the cut was actually down from$289 to $207, for the type of funds in ques¬tion.Second, sufficient deficits incurred by thehomecoming committee justified minorcuts in the committee’s budget. Third, thetype of claims sought by the plaintiffs wasunder the jurisdiction of the SFA Court. TheSFA Court is allowed to vacate or enjoin ac¬tions of the SG Assembly as a whole; the de¬nial of funds was a committee decision, notan Assembly action.The plaintiffs charged that the SGFCacted improperly in publishing a letter inthe Maroon justifying its denial of funds.The letter, as Carol Swanson, SG represen¬tative from the Law School and counsel forthe plaintiffs, pointed out, admitted to manyof the points denied at the trial. Swansonalso said that the SGFC abused its power todeny funds by denying funds for homecom¬ing.Jeff WolfDisarmament speakerOver half a million Europeans demon¬strated last weekend in favor of a unilateralnuclear disarmament. While the cry for nu¬clear disarmament is little heard in thiscountry, there are a handful of citizenswhose concern over the matter promptsthem to speak out.Park Teter, a candidate for the Democrat¬ ic Senate nomination in Virginia, is a strongadvocate of unilateral nuclear disarma¬ment. Teter spoke Thursday at the HydePark Union Church, addressing issues fac¬ing the U.S., and stressing his belief in nu¬clear disarmament.continued on page 10Park Teter, disarmament advocateStudent Government meetingWednesday, October 28 7:30 p.m. Third floor, Ida Noyes HallAll Representatives and Observers are cordiallyinvited to attend.ttfv®w% % «t>\ V*'% t f'l 'encmiKswot At the Phoenix in the basement ofReynolds Club...ALL ALLIGATOR LP’s ARE NOWON SALE(through 11/10)All Alligator LP’s are now only $5.99Fxnpnt Rlups Dftlnxft - it’s onlv S3.99 The Phoenixhas the Blues!Check us first...We’re the Phoenix(Basement of Reynolds Club) o<\ %\VOThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 27 1981—3'epartmentofyiusicpresentsThursday, October 29 - Noon-Time Concert12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallA Guitar Recital by Jonathan Schwartzadmission freeSunday, November 1 - University Chorus andUniversity Orchestra4:00 p.m., Rockefeller ChapelELEGY FOR A FRIEND. Ravel Pavane Pour UneInfante Defunte (Barbara Schubert conducting);Verdi, Libera Me from Requiem Mass) other works.Directed by Rodney Wynkoop.admission freeSunday, November 1 - Julliard String Quartet8:00 p.m., Mandel HallChamber Music Series Opening Concert:All-Beethoven program. String Quartets in Fop. 1 8 no. 1 : A minor, op. 1 32: C op.59 no.3.Adm: $9; UC students, $5. Remaining tickets are onsale at the Department of Music Concert OfficeGoodspeed Hall 310, and at the Mandel Hall boxoffice the evening of the concert.Call 753-261 2 for information.nApcorrurtq 'EventsFriday, November 6 - Sequentia -Early Music SeriesMandel Hall 8 00 p.m. tickets availableSaturday, November 7 - UniversityChamber OrchestraGoodspeed Recital Hall 8:00 p.m. free.Sunday, November 15 - Malcolm Bilsen,fortepiano - Early Music SeriesMandel Hall 8 00 p m. tickets availablefor mare infvrmatvm, call 753 Z6I3Frederick JamesonThird WorldismSwift Lecture Hall 1025-35 E. 58th StreetWednesday, Oct. 28four o’clockSponsored byThe Seminar in Ameriran-EaM Anan Relation:The Center for Far Eastern Studie-4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 27, 1981 EditorialProtecting the victimWhy did Campus Security allow the father of an assailant to talk the victim ofa beating out of pressing charges two weeks ago? There is no “good" answer tothis question. To begin with, it was contrary to security’s procedure for such adialogue to be permitted. Indeed, it seems that the suspect in this case wasmuch better protected under the law than the victim. If the same constitutionalguarantees against coercion of a suspect had been observed in protecting thevictim, then clearly no family member of the suspect should have been allowedto discuss the filing of charges.Crime suspects, furthermore, have for many years been informed upon ar¬rest of their rights under the law. The victim of the beating two weeks ago,however, w as kept ignorant of his right to press charges and no security officermade any apparent effort to inform the victim of his rights in this case. Al¬though one might forgive this instance of negligence if the student was familiarwith American justice, the victim was indeed from a foreign country and hadbeen in the United States for only 10 days. The Campus Security officers in thiscase seem to have been all too happy to let the incident be forgotten. Even themost dense observer ought to have realized that the dazed victim did not knowwhat was going on.Although the victim of the beating twro weeks ago has stood by his decision towithhold charges, it would not be appropriate to condemn him for doing so; thisis his legal right. In the future, however, we would hope that Campus Securitymight keep better control over the people involved in such incidents. The ex¬cuse that “it was a very tough situation to control,” in security director DavidO’Leary’s words, is not sufficient. To control “tough situations” is somethingwe ought to be able to assume that Campus Security is able to do.LettersBig 10 days recalledTo the Editor:In the October 2nd Maroon Kate Sparkswrote: “Since president Robert MaynardHutchins banned sports from this universityin the thirties,” as an introduction to her ar¬ticle on sports facilities. Ms. Sparks, happi¬ly, is mistaken. Mr. Hutchins did indeed ob¬ject to big-time football and withdrew theUniversity of Chicago from inter-collegiatefootball competition, but other inter¬collegiate sports continued, and the Univer¬sity fielded championship quality teams in anumber of them, including fencing, waterpolo, and track.Mr. Hutchins rightly observed that col¬lege football had become so near to beingprofessionalized that there was little distinc¬tion between it and professional football asexemplified by the then powerful ChicagoBears. In fact, since the Bears were usingStaff Field as a practice ground, had as acoaching adviser the coach of the Chicagoteam, and were known as the “Monsters ofthe Midway,” he suggested that the Univer¬sity buy the Bears franchise and change thename of the team to the “University of Chi¬cago Bears.” For some reason this sugges¬tion was not taken up and approved by theBoard of Trustees.Norton GinsburgProfessor of GeographyWhy UC worksTo the Editor:I am not a student at the University noram I familiar with the campus but I am fa¬miliar with the deep down building mainte¬nance of the University. I read your papereach week and have been very surprised that not once during the year have any ofyou wrote an article on who and how yourcampus keeps running so well.I feel it’s far long enough and indeed timeto give a thank you to the men and womenwho work hard at keeping your buildings inworking order. Stop for a minute andthink...who keeps your washroom fromflooding, your drinking faucets from flood¬ing, your heat in working order, your elec¬tric working well, your labs plumbing cleanand all the basic needs to keep your campusand its many buildings working, not to men¬tion your friends who lock keys in behindlocked doors or the person stuck in an eleva¬tor who gets all this done. Your building en¬gineers. And I feel time has come to thankall these people for all the gags they’ve putup with throughout the year. I surely hope toread about these men and women in yourpaper before the year's end.Don’t forget the men who are therethrough the dark lonely hours of the nightkeeping things working and safe throughoutthe night.Mrs. Allen BergrenAn Engineer's wifeErlich irresponsibleTo the Editor:I object strongly to the defacing of side¬walks and campus buildings by Richard Er¬lich and his supporters the day of the Stu¬dent Government elections. The chalkwhich they used to write on wood, stone andcement surfaces will be very difficult for thePlant Department to remove: those markswill be lasting testimony to the irresponsibi¬lity of an individual who sought a position ofresponsibility in UC student government.Elizabeth RussellThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago It ispublished twice a week, on Tuesdays and Fridays Editorial and business offices arelocated on the third floor of Ida Noves. 1212 E 59th St Chicago. 60637 Telephone753-3263Chris IsidoreEditorRobert DeckerManaging EditorDarrell WuDunnSenior News EditorAnna FeldmanNews Editor Sherrie NegreaFeatures EditorAudrey LightSports EditorWilliam MudgePhotography EditorAarne EliasDesign Director Richard KayeGrey City Journal EditorBecky WoloshinChicago Literarv c, .■E ditorErin CassidyLibrarian Henry OttoBusiness ManagerJay McKenzieAdvertising ManagerLeslie WickOffice ManagerCharlie MencerProduction ManagerStaff: Susan Aaron, Lee Badgett, Mary Bartholomew, Sheila Black. David Blaszkowsky,David Brooks, Kahane Corn, David Candela, Wally Dabrowski, Jeff Davitz, Sue Fortun-ato, Kate Fultz, Margo Hablutzel, Sally Holland, Sho-ann Hung, Robin Kirk, StephenKritchevskv, Bob LaBelle, Katherine Larson. Linda Lee, Bob Nawrocki, Carol Quillen,William Rauch, Melody Salkuci, Donna Shrout, Kate Sparks, Daniel Staley, ElizabethSteiner, James Thompson, Aili Tr,ipp, Jeff Wolf, Anna Yamada.InterviewMortimer Adler : keeping the big ideas aliveBy David BrooksMortimer J. Adler is the author of 28books on philosophy, education and law in¬cluding How to Read a Book, Aristotle forEverybody, and Six Great Ideas. He be¬came professor in the law school and in theCollege in 1930 at the invitation of Chancel¬lor Robert Maynard Hutchins. For the next22 years he worked with Hutchins to restruc¬ture the college curriculum and to createthe Great Books program.In 1952 he left the University to found theInstitute for Philosophical Research, ofwhich he is now director. In that role he hasworked strenuously to spread the gospel ofthe Great Books to elementary schools, highschools, colleges and univesities. He is alsothe chairman of the Board of Editors of En¬cyclopedia Britannica and will be giving aWoodward Court Lecture on November 15.Maroon: I’d like to talk about the found¬ing of the core program at the university.Adler: Don't talk about core program.The curriculum that Hutchins, I andClarence Fauss was dean of was an abso¬lutely required curriculum. It wasn’t a coreprogram.Maroon: Has the current core programevolved from that?Adler: Our program has been given up. Itdoesn’t exist. You haven't got a completelyrequired curriculum in the college, haveyou?Maroon: Do you think this is a compro¬mise?Adler: I think it’s wrong.Maroon: I was just reading about a de¬bate you had with a biologist named Carlsonin 1934 over the future of the College curricu¬lum. It doesn’t seem like that type of greatcontroversies exist today.Adler: I have to tell you — nothing inAmerican education before or after was. is,or will be again, like the first 10 years ofHutchins' stay at Chicago. 1930-39. that wasthe most important episode in the history ofAmerican education. In my view, the Uni¬versity is as dead as a doornail compared towhat it was like then.Maroon: Are any universities as dynamicas Chicago was then?Adler: No. that was an absolutely ex¬traordinary 10 years. Anyone that was therewill tell you. Ask Mr. (Historian William)McNeill, for example, who was there andwas a student of mine. Anyone who wasthere remembers it with a sense of vivid¬ness and excitement that is testimony towhat took place.Maroon: The reason you said it is dead asa doornail, it is because...Adler: It’s no deader than any other uni¬versity. dead as Harvard. Dead as Colum¬bia. Dead as Princeton. They’re all dead. 1only mean in comparison to the excitementand vitality of those ten years.Maroon: How important was that excite¬ment to a good education?Adler: All I can say is it was extraordin¬ary for the students. The Maroon carried ed¬itorials and articles day after day about thecurriculum. Get the file of the Maroon out inthe early thirties; students wrote critiquesof the curriculum.Maroon: In your autobiography, Philoso¬pher at Large, you quote the words to a songmade up to the tune of “Nobody Knows theTrouble I’ve Seen:”Nobody knows what AristotleMeansNobody knows but AdlerNobody knows what Adler MeansLet’s ask the Daily MaroonChorus:The whole is greater than theparts. L...O...G...O...SLogos is the essence of the Arts.L...O...G...O...SEverybody knows that Aquinas isdeadEverybody knows but AdlerNobody knows what Adler knowsLet’s ask the Daily MaroonAdler: Yes, it was an incredible time. TheAristotelians used to play the Social Scien¬tists in softball out on the midway.Maroon: Were students in your Great Books Seminar in those years getting an ed¬ucation?Adler: No one, just no one ever gets aneducation at school, college or university.An education comes in the last thirty yearsof life. Even if the schools in this countrywere ten times better than they are now, itwould still be impossible to get an educationin school because youth is the insuperableobstacle to becoming educated. All thatschools can ever do is to prepare the youngto go on learning in adult life and becomeeducated later. The notions of getting edu¬cated in a school is utterly ridiculous.Maroon: In that case, how does studyingthe great books effect somebody?Adler: The answer is very simple. Thegreat books are the books in which the greatideas are discussed The great ideas are theideas that everyone should have in mind,clear and with all the problems they raise.Without them, you have no understanding ofthe world at all. The courses in physics, his¬tory, chemistry give you knowledge. Thegreat books give you understanding whichyou don’t get from any other course you takein college.Maroon: You wrote in the introduction ofAristotle Made Easy that “philosophy is un¬derstanding what you already know.”Adler: That’s right. To know that some¬thing is the case is knowledge. Understand¬ing why it is and what its significance is, isunderstanding. Science doesn’t tell youwhy; it says that. History says that. Philoso¬phy which is concerned with great ideasasks why. At any rate, the study of the greatbooks is all I mean by philosophy. I don’tmean by philosophy what is taught in philosophy courses at the University. That's an¬other body of science as far as I’m con¬cerned: high technical, with its ownlanguage, like mathematics or logic.Maroon: When I told people that I wasgoing to talk with you, they all said, “Oh,he’s an Aristotelian.”Adler: That’s true. I am.Maroon: What exactly does that mean inthe last quarter of the 20th century?Adler: I think one, that Aristotle is theonly western philosopher whose thought isharmonious with and consistent with com- ever written. Three, I think Aristotle’s viewof man and nature is sound. And it’s sound ina way that really underlies science. (Adlershowed me a quotation by Carl Von Vietzig-ger which maintained that all of quantummechanics was anticipated by Aristotle’sscientific theories).Maroon: Take, lor example, Aristotle’sdoctrine of natural slavery as described inthe Politics. Do you think that’s in line withcommon sense?Adler: No. I think he’s absolutely wrong.Just because I’m an Aristotelian doesn’tmean I don’t think Aristotle is wrong about alot of things.Maroon: That seems to imply that eitherAristotle's system of thought...Adler: Don't say system. Systems don’tcome into existence until after modern phi¬losophy. Beginning with Descartes. One ofthe worst features of modern philosophy isthe philosophical system such as Kant's orLeibnitz's. Now Locke's pretty good. Hedoesn't have a system.Maroon: So you think the present preoc¬cupation with consistency is unfortunate*’Adler: Anyone's going to make errors.Aristotle made three fundamental errors:one about women, one about slaves and oneabout the heavens.Maroon: You wouldn't discredit a philos¬opher because you find contradictions0Adler: My God. no! If a philosopher'sgoing to be discredited by a couple of errors.There are no philosophers left.Maroon: Yet at the same time you see,since Descartes, you see a real infatuationwith consistency. What with philosophy pro¬fessors pointing out contradictions and...Adler: I think modern philosophy is al¬most a total loss. It begins with errors madeby Descartes and Hobbes and Hume andKant and goes on down the hill. I just thinkits a regrettable episode in the history ofthought.Maroon: Yet these were all brilliant men.And certainly Hobbes, for example, studiedAristotle closely.Adler: Sure he studied him closely, andso did Locke. Take Immanuel Kant, certain¬ly on of the great ones. Misreads Aristotleatrociously. Locke misread Aristotle atro- ers and second, because between them andAristotle was a veil because Aristotle was aveil because Artistotle was the indoctrinatorof the Catholic Church and they were allProtestants, all reformation people.My tw'o favorites in modern philosophyare Locke and John Stuart Mill. Hume is ter¬rible. Hobbes is amusing but wrong. EvenMill misreads Aristotle. But Mill’s On Utili¬tarianism is the only book in moral philoso¬phy that comes near to Aristotle's Ethics.Aristotle could be called a utilitarian or apragmatist. Curiously enough. John Dewey,though he doesn't know it, is thoroughlyAristotelian.Maroon: Yet Dewey is known as an anti-intellectualist.Adler: Dewey is misrepresented by hisfollowers.Maroon: On the one hand you disagreewith almost all modern philosophers and onthe other they make up the great bulk of thereading list in your great books program.Adler: Sure, finding what the errors inthe great books are very important to cor¬rect.Maroon: But what you’ve been saying sofar suggests that people aren't very goodreaders. That suggests that when people seethese “errors” they probably won't recog¬nize them as such. It seems that by givingpeople books which contain what you callmisanalysis. you run a very high risk of let¬ting them fall victim to the errors of thepast.Adler: That’s right.Maroon: So when you construct a greatbooks program, what steps do you take to in¬sure that people will become goodreaders?Adler: Carry on a seminar Discuss.Maroon: But the people who misrepre¬sent philosophy must also have sat in semi¬nars. Does the mechanism necessarily pre¬vent misanalysis?Adler: They don’t teach that way. Most ofthe teachers who teach philosophy are notgood readers. Most, not all. Some are excel¬lent readers. Plato. Aristotle and me. andthe great philosophers of the middle ages.They're (philosophy teachers) almost igno¬rant of Augustine and Aquinas and Abelardand so forth. And without a good under¬standing of them, they don't understandwhat's wrong with modern philosophy. Theythink modern philosophy is right. There’s anerror made in Descartes so great that thewhole of modern philosophy has just shunt¬ed off in the wrong direction. It's as simpleas this, and no one in the ancient or medi¬eval world ever made it; Descartes thinksthat ideas are the objects of the mind whenit thinks, that we are conscious of our ideas.We are not The one thing that you are in¬capable of being conscious of are ideasIdeas are that by which we understand, notwhat we understand. They’re that by whichwe know, not what we know. Beginning w ithDescartes ideas came between us and reali¬ty. That’s the problem. The whole of modernepistomology is just an utter mess. Becauseof that one error that Descartes makes, andHobbes adopts and Locke adopts. And noone ever made that error before* * *After the interview. Adler took me out tolunch at a posh men's club where he's amember The place was decorated witherotic paintings and plush, pastel carpetingAt the tables near us businessmen talkedabout brass piping and marketing strate¬gies. 1 tried to imagine Adler, the philoso¬pher, coming here day after day. eatingwith men concerned infinitely more withgood construction than with constructinggoodness. It s a heterodoxical position foran old-fashioned Aristotelian. But if youropinions on education and philosophy an asmon sense. Two, 1 think Aristotle’s Ethics is ciouslv, so does Hobbes. And the reason they unorthodox as Adler's, where else is one tothe only sound book of moral philosophy did is first, they were taught by bad teach- go!'IlfTheChicagoMaroon Staff MeetingTonight, at 8 pm, in the Maroon’s office, 3rd floor of Ida Noyes Hall. All thoseinterested in writing, copy editing, photography, and production are urgedto attend. Call 753-3263 if you’re interested, but unable to attend. 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Dorchester6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 27, 1981Inside_of D&D: gnomes, elves, and hobbitsThe fantasyby Donna Shrout“We sneak down“Slowly“Send two of my men up to the enemyunder the tree. We'11 cut their throats. Theother six stay to the back, ready to firetheir bows.“Attack”Throats being slit, bows drawn, all ofthis can’t be happening at the UC. But itis.Almost every night of the week,somewhere within Hyde Park, there arepeople playing Dungeons and Dragons.Wandering freely amongst us all aregnomes, hobbits, elves, and of coursehumans, all of different varieties. Theseinclude druids, magic-users, fighters andclerics.Fantasy/war games have been gainingpopularity for years, and D & D is at thetop of the list. A fairly high percentage ofthe people at UC have played, but mostdon't publicize it.When asked why they prefered to remainanonymous, most players agreed: “D & Dhas gotten a lot of bad press. People don’tunderstand the game, so they have a lot ofmisconceptions. They hear about dragonsand dwarves, elves and gnomes, anddecide its some type of deviant game”.“The gnome starts to stir. He may bewaking up, he may just be turning in hissleep. What do your men do?”“Keep going. I want the ones on theground. ”“Gnome, roll a saving throw’’.Yes, the game is confusing. There are allkinds of dice, too many character types,and no cards or boards. There don’t evenhave to be pieces.Basically, what you have is an entirelydifferent world, and your own specialcharacter to play within the given society.The dungeon or game master has controlover the events, but you have to make allof the decisions for your character.Characters are evaluated by severalcriteria. First, you roll the dice to becomea human, gnome, elf dwarf, or other being.Then you roll the various many-sided diceto get your other characteristics.Characters are allotted levels forstrength, dexterity, intelligence, wisdom,charisma, and constitution. From thesecharacteristics evolves your specificcharacter type: druid, magic-user,woodelf, fighter, cleric, witch, etc.Each of the above character types hascertain special powers. Fighters arestronger than most; druids have powersover nature; clerics have magical spells;and so on.After determining these traits the playerconstructs his own history. And in doingso, incorporates himself into the world.Confusing? Once your character is apart of the game, it all evolves just like astory. The dungeon master supplies amystery to be solved or a task to beaccomplished, and you set forth on aquest.“The gnome rolls; he’s saved. Responding to the attack, he throws an entanglementspell on two of your men. They now haveplants covering their bodies. They can’tmove. What do you do?’’“Bowmen fire at the men in the tree’’...Dungeons and Dragons has a verydistinguished past. War gaming has beenaround for centuries, with chess being oneof the better known games. But in chess,one person controls an entire society,battling that of another person. Also, thepieces have lost their true meaning. Theyare restricted to the types of movementsthey may make, not by the character’strue thoughts. It does not matter that thebishops represent the church, and so on forthe other pieces.In an attempt to bring more complexityand personalization to war games, ChainMail was invented. This game wascomposed primarily of a set of rules forbattle using miniature figures. The rulesmade allowances for armor, weapons, andweather conditions. In this way, theyformed more complex strategicalarguments.Dungeons and Dragons took these idealseven further. Rather than having wholegovernments at war with one another, D &D gives the entire world to one person andthe others take particular characters inthe world. There is in this way more roomfor personalities to combine withstrategies of play.D & D is, as one player stated, “a way ofputting yourself into the pages of a book. Itgives you a chance to explore a differentcharacter.”Dungeons and dragons has become sopopular that there are now tournamentsfor it and other war/fantasy games.GenCon, the self-proclaimed ‘‘Largest D &D tournament in the world, is held everyAugust in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. Lastyear they had over 1500 contestants.A UC graduate, who was a member oflast year’s first place team at Gen Con,says the tournaments are intense events.‘‘Tournament play is much differentfrom regular D & D,” she said. ‘‘You’reusually given a quest and a time limit. Allof the rules of the world are already setdown.”‘‘In regular D&D, you explore aframework. You test the interaction ofcharacters in social, political, religiousand economic situations”. To her, theinterest was in seeing how different peoplemake their characters react.In tournament play you are judged bythe things accomplished minus the numberof resources used. “The object of atournament,” said the veteran player, “isto have a good time, solve the riddles, andget through”.Since regular D & D is an on runninggame, there are more options and moreoutside characters brought into play.The GenCon tournament is goingnationwide this year. TSR Products willsponsor these marathons on both the Eastand West coasts. In our area, the ChicagoWar Gamers Association is sponsoring a winter tournament. And the March ofDimes is having a charity benefittournament on November 14 These lattertwo are still open for players.“You are caught in entanglement whiletrying to run. Your man takes one arrow.He's still running. The elf shoots again. Hitand still running. Another arrow in hisback and he’s still going. The elf isshooting a fourth time, this arrow finallystops him. Your man's dead. ’’“I wait for them to release me and pray win them all’’.As for the battle which is described inthis article,.it’s mine. I ambushed all ofthe other players in the world. For a firstattempt in a game it was enjoyable.Any bad connotations associated with D& D is undeserved. The game is designedto let you play out your fantasies and havea good time. And at UC. D&D playersseem to enjoy themselves, evenuitharrows in their arms and plants trappingtheir ankles.they speak my language. Guess you can’ti 1kiiL • '*•V-.JD&D paraphernalia; playing board, dice, characters, and guide books.UC Men s Crew PresentsIAN FLEMING'SFROMRUSSIAWITHLOVE7,9,11 p.m. *1“Cobb HallFriday, October 30th starringSean Conneryas 007Early Bird SpecialAt the CHARTWELL HOUSE Restaurant15% OFF ALL ENTREES5:30 PM to 7 PM ? Pm>MONDAY thru SATURDAYoffer expires October,3 1.' 1 981for Chartweii House reservations, call 288-5800X HYDE PARK HILTON4900 South Lake Shore DriveThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 27, 1981—7.InsideUC’s male/female ratio: problems and solutionsby David BrooksI saw Debbie Does Dallas last year atKent Hall. The crowds jammed into thelobby, pressed madly for the auditoriumwhen the doors were opened, andscrambled to their seats with an intensityrivaled by no final exam or all night studysession. Throughout the film, the mob inthat overcrowded, overheated lecture hallcheered hysterically, shouted and laughedexcessively at the dullness on the screen.It was, in short, a great rally where UCmen got together and vented theircollective frustrations.Why do we need bloodlettings like thisone or like the Lascivious Ball? Why isthere such a high rate of emotional,romantic and sexual frustration at thisuniversity?To many people, the answer stems fromthe male/female ratio. Indeed, the ratiohas become an incredibly popular topic ofconversation and has embedded itself inthe consciousness of undergraduates here.But despite the apparent socialfrustrations an unbalanced ratio causes,there are no scientific studies which haveattempted to explore the effects of such aratio on college students.A Maroon survey of 100 randomly-chosenstudents.and selected administratorsconducted over the past few weeks theratio shows that causes a diverse range ofsocial problems among students. Andwhile most administrators recognize theproblem, few seem optimistic that theratio will be changed significantly in theCollege.This year, the College is about 65 percentmale. This 65/35 ratio has existed for atleast 15 years. There is a tendency forstudents to point at this imbalance, and topoint at the relatively small applicant pool,and to blame the ratio on UC’s peculiarreputation.But despite popular notions, the ratioproblem is not unique to UC. At schools ofcomparable quality, the male/female ratiois similar to UC. In some cases it is worse— even at competitive Ivy League schoolslike Harvard, Yale and Princeton.The male/female ratio is most likelycaused by deeply entrenched socialprejudices.Dan Hall, dean of admissions andfinancial aid, explains, “It’s a ,-ery hardschool — a lot is expected academically.Unfortunately, in our society, a lot ofwomen are not raised that way in highschool.“Also, it's a very expensive school.You'll find families who’ll support a son togo to school who won’t support adaughter.”According to many students at UC, theexistence of a double standard is quiteevident. A number of femaleundergraduates say that they had a toughtime convincing their parents that theyshould go to a school like Chicago, ratherthan the schools which most of theirgirlfriends attended, which in many casesis a state university.Administration attitudesWith the root of the ratio buried sodeeply in American society, it seemsunlikely to expect much improvement inthe ratio of UC. This year, for example,the percentage of incoming women in theCollege rose by 2.5 percent to 37.5 percent.Whether this is a significant improvementis debatable; Hall believes that it is, whileLorna Straus, dean of students in theCollege, is not so sure.“It’s easy to say that there’s someinstitutional notion that 65/35 is just aboutright for us, thank you,” said Straus. “(Orto say) that there is some guidance thatleads to that being the way it is. And thatis simply not true.”So while nobody in the administrationbelieves that a 50/50 ratio is realistic,there is a goal throughout the hierarchy toreach or surpass 60/40. Thus there is anadministration-wide commitment tohunting out those women already inclinedto go to a competitive school.Nevertheless, the University refuses tosacrifice any of its other goals, or to make Students socialize at an overcrowded fraternity party with the standard ratio represented.an extra effort with females rather thanmales, in order to improve the ratio. Theadmissions committee does not. forexample, make it any easier for women tobe admitted than men. But neither do theymore actively encourage the women whohave already been admitted to attend.About 35 percent of the applicant pool arewomen, about 35 percent of those admittedare women and 35 percent of those whoenroll are women.There is not any extra effort on the partof recruiters to find qualified women.While the brochure sent to prospectivestudents stresses student life rather thanjust academics, there is no specialliterature assuring women that they willlike it here.Nevertheless, Hall says that importantsteps are being taken that will eventuallyimprove the ratio by generally making thisa more appealing place to live.“The questions (we get from prospies)are never about academics,” said Hall.“What we have questions about is whetheryou can lead a reasonable life here. Iwould suggest that we’ve done a great dealin that area.”“If you look at the record of the pasteight or 10 years, I think the restructuringof the housing system, the decision to putfaculty within it. the renovation of Crown,Mandel Hall, the new theater complex, therenovation of Ida Noyes ... all of thosethings are the direction the University’sgoing.”While this description seems to indicatea concern for improving the quality ofstudent life, there is also a feeling withinthe administration tht UC is just fine theway it is and there is no need to make anymajor changes.Hall says he would not like Chicago to beone of those schools that gets 15 times asmany applications as it has availableopenings. of University housing, for example, meetswith resident heads often to discuss thesocial atmosphere in each of the dormitoryhouses.But more important than that is the waythe housing office allocates women withinthe housing system. In general, the policyis to sacrifice certain houses, and certaindorm complexes so that other houses canhave a healthy balance.For instance, in the Shoreland, FallersHouse has 63 men and five women.Fishbein has 49 men and six women andFilbey has 48 men and nine women so thatBradbury can have 36 men and 24 womenand Dudley can have 39 men and 23women.Similarly, the Shoreland is 24.7 percentwomen. Pierce is 32.4 percent andBurton-Judson is 24.4 percent so thatWoodw ard Court can be 51 percent women.Turkington believes that to make everyhouse 25 percent women would be unfair toall of the women in housing. Instead, hepicks houses with a nucleus of returningwomen and floods that house with femalerooms. This means that in places likeWoodward Court, no ratio problem exists,whereas in the Shoreland, Pierce andBurton-Judson, the problem is acute (andit was worse before Thompson House inPierce and Vincent House inBurton-Judson turned co-ed).The policy of sacrificing X to benefit Y isa curious one. One would assume that thispolicy resulted from some careful study ofthe effects of a male/female imbalance,but the University has never conductedany such study. Many administratorsconvey a vague notion that having alopsided ratio is a bad thing, but nobodyknows how bad it is or in what way.The Mental Health Clinic’s director. Dr.John Kramer, said that the ratio is not anissue the staff talks about. It’s as if theimbalance didn’t exist.The closest anyone has come to defining“Maybe statistically men dominate, but the ‘men9here don’t know how to dominate" - female under-grad“Part of me would love to be hot,” hesaid. “I would love us to have all thoseapplications. But that’s not Chicago. We’redifferent enough, we’re hard enough, thatwe’re not going to be one of the “in”places to go. I don’t see that as our goal.”So while Stanford loves its classpresidents and leaders, and Brown goesafter the eastern aristocracy, Chicagoloves its intellectuals. If you think that astudent center should be the center of liferather than the library, administrators aremore likely to advise you to transfer thanthey are to accommodate your demands.That’s not to say that the administrationis unwilling to ease your burdens whileyou’re here. Edward Turkington, director the problem is Straus:“I think socially, extra-curricularly, it’shard,” she said. “It’s not the ratio you’reused to in high school. It’s not the ratioyou’re going to be used to after college.“For women it raises questions ofattitudes of my values to myself. For menit increases the competition. There have tobe difficulties to be gotten through.”And though this is hardly a precisedescription, it’s one the administration —and most students — seem to accept.Student attitudesWhatever students say about the ratio,none deny that there is a lot of emotionalfrustration at UC. When asked “Do you think there is a good deal of emotional orsexual frustration at UC?” every singlerespondent said yes.When it came to describing their ownsocial lives, however, people were lessharsh. Fifty-six percent of those surveyedsaid their social life was fair, 20 percentsaid it was good and 24 percent said it waspoor.And while one would expect that womenwould have better social lives than menbecause they are more in demand, thiswas not the case. There was littledifference between the way men andwomen evaluated their social lives. Whatis curious is the standards which peopleused.For example,, a 3rd-year female studentwho said her social life was good wrote:“My social life, confined to the hours afterthe Reg closes on Friday and Saturdaynights, is comprised of frat parties,movies, and late night meals.” If a studentwho socializes about 6 hours a weekdescribes her social life as good, onewonders what standards other people used.On the whole, though, students seemneither pleased nor displeased with theirsocial lives. This is a typical response:“A little disappointing, but certainly nottragic. I wasn’t expecting much. In fact,O-week was particularly social, and mygeneral disappointment stems more fromthe letdown from O-week than from anyprevious expectations.”Or: “At its worst, it’s dreadfully boring.At its best, it’s between bland and mildlyinteresting.”And a few people even blamed theproblem on homosexual students:“To a great extent, the sexualfrustration I feel is that a large percentageof the people I know are gay. Makes for adull social life for those of us who are not.”Without exception, the men who saidtheir social lives were good, also reportedthat women were a crucial part of theirsocial activities. Many students at UCassume that the ratio will make the menmore aggressive and the women morepopular. Several incoming women — bothfreshmen and transfers — even seemdelighted over the ratio. They said theyfelt more “special” or “more wanted.”For some, the feeling lasts through theirfour years here.One senior wrote: “I think the ratio hasmade men more anxious to meet me.Particularly when I lived in a dorm wherethe ratio was especially bad, more menhad been interested in meeting me thanhad previously been my experience.”Men also fit into this formula when theyfirst enter. A second year male repeatedthe equation: “At first, I developed a killerinstinct concerning girls. Too few girls somore aggressive men.”Some of the female students did viewtheir male friends as more aggressive:“The men here view women in the sameway they view their studies; as achallenge. They all desperately want to getlaid.”The contention that men view women asthey view their studies is intriguing andworth a study of its own. But what’simportant here is that both men andwomen entered the college with certainpresumptions about the social life whichmany later fined to be false.Indeed, there is evidence to suggest thatafter the first year, the student’s socialperceptions change and their behaviorchanges accordingly.Consider first these two statements bymale freshmen: “I’ve been compromisingmy tastes a little. What my friends and 1call the ‘hard boiled egg syndrome’ has setin. As we sat at dinner one night and Ipointed out a girl who I thought wasattractive, he looked at the egg on his trayand said, ‘Another few weeks at UC andI’m going to start thinking these hardboiled eggs are attractive.’ ”Or: “Since I’ve been here, my standardshave definitely dropped. I find myselfnoticing girls that I wouldn’t have lookedtwice at back home. It’s take what I canget.”While this mentality seems horribly8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 27, 1981Hsexist, it shows how quickly standardschange at UC. Comparing upperclassmen’s responses to this type offreshmen response shows that soon aftermen “change” their standards, they nolonger judge women using their sexistterminology.As one 4th-year male wrote: “When Iwas a freshman I lived in a house with nogirls so I barely met any. That year reallywarped my view of women. Sitting aroundnight after night with the guys talkingabout sex turned me into a real sexist. Inmy second and third years, when I got toknow a lot more women, I reacted stronglyagainst that sexism, but it took a whilebefore I was free of those hangups.”Certainly part of this change is just thenatural maturation process. But it seemsreasonable to argue that the situation hereaccelerates the process considerably sothat many more upperclassmen seem lessnarrow'-minded.Yet it is not always the case that menlose their sexist attitudes after attendingthe College their first few years. Whilemale ideals might rise as their educationprogresses, their behavior lags far behind.Men seem to overreact to the ratio and tothe idea that they are supposed to beaggressive. They become unnaturally shy.With very few exceptions, there is aconsensus among women that men at theUC are “whimpy” and insecure.Some sample descriptions of UC menfrom females who were surveyed:“Maybe statistically men dominate, butthe ‘men’ here don’t know how todominate.”“No one seems to be calling me. I think female wrote:“I think there is a great deal ofemotional frustration he^e, as in anyhighly competitive environment populatedwith young people developing a sense ofself.”Another said: “I don’t think the ratio isas much of a problem as an excuse.”Faced with what they perceived to beridiculously inhibited men, many womensaw themselves getting more aggressive:“I’m more talkative and willing to makethe ‘first move’ because guys around heredoa’t get the message very quickly.”And some men even recognized thistendency for women to become aggressive.One male student said: “Although somebelieve the current ratio is conducive tomonastic devotion for men, I think it turnseven the ugliest girls into nymphomaniacsbecause most perpetually have boyfriends,while many boys never have a girlfriend.”What results therefore, is a switch in theexpected roles. Many men overemphasizethe ratio and become inhibited while manywomen, faced with passive men, becomemore aggressive.While this was the most pervasivepattern at UC based on the survey, it by nomeans completely describes the socialsituation here. If anything, it explains whymore people don’t find fulfillment inromantic relationships.Academic pressureSeveral other issues play an importantrole in determining the quality of students’social lives at UC — namely academicpressure, how students respond to theUndergraduate Male/Female Ratios at Other UniversitiesNumber of Number ofSchool Men Percentage Women PercentageUniversity of Chicago 1,702 64% 948 36%Stanford University 3,810 58.7% 2.679 41.3%Georgetown Univesity 2,679 47% 3,072 53%Northwestern University 3,832 58.2% 2,750 41.8%Harvard/Radcliffe 4,500 70.9% 1,850 29.1%M.I.T. 3,702 85% 656 15%Univesity of Michigan 25,441 57.5% 10,573 42.5%University of Illinois 20,293 60% 13,391 40%(Champagne-Urbana)Princeton University 3,043 69% 1,342 31%Columbia/Barnard 2,700 57% 2.051 43%Cornell University 7,145 60% 4,757 40%University of Pennsylvania 4,700 55% 3.800 45%Yale University 3,586 71% 1,465 29%(Taken from the 1979 College Blue Book)the shortage of girls here makes the guysinhibited about asking girls out for fearthat some guy’s already going out withher.”“They don’t think that they are going tohave a girl of their own, so they seemrather lax about really making an effort.”In fact, men seem so passive that manywomen interpret their behavior asmeaning that they have no interest insocializing: “Enough men here aren’tactively or visibly interested in womenthat I think it evens out and doesn’t makeany difference,” said a female student.Perhaps the major effect of themale/female imbalance is that if fostersmale passivity. Of course this isn’t true forall men. Some men recognized how meektheir fellows are. One said, “I feel betterabout myself since most of the guysaround me are whimpy and I have a goodrapport with the females at this school.”Because the ratio looms so large in theminds of most men here, it defines howthey perceive women. This occurs even insituations where the ratio has no affect,such as in Woodward Court, where, despitethe men being outnumbered by women,there are just as many men complainingabout the ratio as anywhere else.The end result seems to be that manymen view women primarily as potentiallovers and only secondarily as regularfriends.How does this lead to passivity? Somemen seem to equate asking a female friendfor a date to asking someone to becomeinvolved in a relationship And if the entirerelationship rides on one invitation, manymen will not bother to ask at all.In turn, very few women seem tounderstand why men are so shy. Theirreaction was not exactly sympathetic; one respond to the situation.It should come as no surprise thatstudents here value their academic livesmore than their social lives. Seventy-onepercent of the students surveyed valuedacademics more, 21 percent said academiclife and social life were of equalimportance, and seven percent said thattheir social lives were more important.Among women, the figures w'ere 80percent, six percent and 13 percent.Among men, 61 percent, 39 percent and 0percent. Thus slightly more women saidtheir social lives were more important andnearly 33 percent more men than womensaid their social and academic lives wereequally important.Where these sorts of goals dominate, it isnot surprising that one finds a good manystudents who are not exactly partyanimals. Many students criticized thetypical UC student's social acumen:One student wrote: “Many of thestudents here are socially inept. In highschool they studied all the time and didn'thave a social life. So now they're trying tomake up for lost time. This effort createsfrustration because of the imbalance of theratio.”Another said: “It’s sexist and sociallywarping (here) — the social life at thisschool is stunted by the students who aredrawn here, the ratio catalyzes thismaladjustment.”A large number of the people felt thatregardless of the type of student whocomes here, all the academic pressuremakes a healthy social life impossible.Yet many students here seem to view-studying as a social activity. A study doneat Brown University last year found thatonly 31 percent of men and 19 percent ofwomen considered studying a solitaryactivity. The same seems to apply formany here. Students sit with their friends at tablesor in adjacent carrels, and they take coffeebreaks together once or twice a night. It ispossible that friends might chat sociallymore during studying than when attendinga film or play.The fact that many people are at schoolprimarily to study and only socialize as abonus seems to effect their socializing.Most of the people who valued academiclife more than social life said that theyneeded a social life to make theiracademic life possible. This is a curiousreversal of the standard position in the“working world” where people have jobsto make their social lives possible.For those students involved in arelationship, the academic pressureaffected their social lives in several ways.Some felt it affected them adversely:“Time pressure and competition inacademics cause many people to feelinferior; consequently, most people don'tbother to work at any deep relationship. Asa result, only shallow, sexual relationshipsare created.”Others argued that the pressure drewpeople too close together: “There isemotional frustration in relationshipsbecause the pressure causes you to lean oneach other so much.”And many students admitted: “I wasdependent on my boyfriend, who lived onmy floor, for everything — entertainment,emotional support, etc.”For a variety of reasons, people feltsuper-intimate relationships like thesewere unhealthy But most people seemedto agree that because of the academicpressure, they felt a greater need to pairoff into a relationship to escape suchpressure.But while the desire for a loverincreases, the ratio makes the possibilityof finding emotional fulfillment moreremote. And this, of course, is thedefinition of frustration — not being able toacquire something you want very badly.And what results is an undue bias onidentifying a happy social life with havinga boyfriend or girlfriend.Non-romantic friendshipsThis bias notwithstanding, someinteresting results on non-romanticfriendships do exist. One of the quetions onthe survey was “Of your best friends, how-many are men and how many arewomen?” While the goal of this questionwas to find out how many people hadplatonic friendships with members of theopposite sex, what it did reveal w as thatstudents list a high number of people asclose friends.The average student wrote down that heor she had 8.5 close friends, with mensaying they had slightly less than women.But some people insisted that they had asmany as 16 to 21 close friends. This seemsto suggest that students are very friendlyand have many confidantes, or perhapsmore likely, intimate friends are scarceand students list assorted acquaintances asclose friends.One positive result of the ratio is thatmany women say that it has helped thembecome more relaxed around men Onewoman said. “1 think 1 have become moreopen about discussing my feelings andother personal matters with men becauseof the scarcity of women to talk with.”But as one might expect, many womenmissed having close female friends. Onewoman said. “From my point of view,being female, it is a very real problem inthat it makes it very difficult to makegirlfriends — as there are so few females,the probability of finding someone you likeis very slim.In general, then, there is a tendency forwomen to turn to men for the type offriendships they would normally sharewith women This seems to confuse theproblem, with women approaching menwith the need to discuss their problems,and men — romantically oriented as theyseem to be — misinterpreting thisadvance. And in most cases, the resultsare regrettable.As with the other social problems, thisresults in just another in a long series ofmiscommunications between the sexes atthe University of Chicago FortheaskingDear Anonymous: The staiue is Carl \ onLinnaeus, a noted Swedish botanist wholived from 1707-1778 It was donated to thecity of Chicago in 1976 by King Carl Gustafof Sweden in 1976. when it w as put inLincoln Park But apparently the Swedishhave a custom of picnicing around statuesof their fellow countrymen and when aroad w idening project at Lincoln Parkreduced the available picnic space, thestatue was moved to the Midway. Thestatue was then rededicated by the King ofSweden later in 1976.Dear F T.A.: I am an undergraduate andwould like to meet some graduatestudents. What is the best way to do this*1Third-year studentDear third-year student: Occasionallythere are medical school and businessschool parties where you could meet gradstudents. Also try joining campusactivities where grad students would beinvolved, such as music groups or theatre,or even if this doesn't work, study at theLaw Library.Dear F T.A. : Who “owns” and maintainsthe Midway? The city or the University?j Who’s planting the new trees there0Anonymousj Dear Anonymous: The side strips of themidway belong to the city and the middlesection belongs to the Park District Thetrees are being planted by the ParkDistrict.Have a question or need advice° WriteFor the Asking, The Chicago Maroon. 1212E 59th Street. 60637 or place inquiries inthe F T.A. box in the Maroon office in IdaNoyes, 3rd floor.Dear F.T.A.: Does anything live in thebiology pond? CuriousDear Curious According to a biologyresearch assis ant, there are plants, algaeand goldfish live in the pond. They areremoved from the pond in the winter,when everything in the pond is dead.Dear F.T.A.: Do the mini-buses run duringthe daytime on weekends0 My copy of theschedule says they don’t, but I think I’veseen them. UnsignedDear Unsigned: Sorry, there are nominibuses that run during the daytimeduring the weekends. The eveningminibuses run on weekend nights with theA. B. C & D buse> starting their routes at 6p.m and ending at the Regenstein at 1a.m The buses you may have seen on theweekend are the Shoreland Shuttle buses,which operate on both Saturdays andSundays.Dear F.T.A.: Who is the statue on theMidway opposite Harper0 AnonymousThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesoay, October 27, 1981—9New Hours!Monday thru Friday11:00 am til 4:00 pmThe Blue Gargoyle Food Service5655 S. UniversityinServing Healthful Foodfor mind, body and soulHow to take* the plungewithout taking a hath.Most people, when they decide to get engaged, feel like they're inover their heads! 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II. 60602 312/977-0300 InsideA taste of medieval lifeby Margo Lynn HablutzelLast Saturday, a number of people tooka step forward into the past as theMedieval and Renaissance RecreationSociety (MARRS) sponsored a day ofdemonstrations and feasting. Attendantsthroughout the day discussed the finerpoints of medieval life, including theexhibits of such things as woodworkingand calligraphy and everyone filled the IdaNoyes theater for the fighting.With proper behavior, cries of “Hold!”and “Point of honour!” and an occasional“death,” two armour-clad fightersdiscussed their covering and demonstratedseveral types of fighting. MARRS will alsosponsor a lecture on fighting this Thursdayimmediately after the 7:30 meeting.Most of the students who attended woretheir own costumes, some of which werequite elaborate, and tunics and tabardswere lent to others. Since MARRS covers aperiod roughly extending from the Fall ofRome to the early 1600’s, there were manydifferent styles of dress present. Membersencourage each other to choose a nameand create a person to fit; though it is notpermitted to be Richard the Lionheart orCatherine of Aragon, you can be someonewho was on the Crusade or appeared atcourt. If you’ve dreamed ofswashbuckling, converting pagans,travelling the continents in search ofmerchandise, or being fought for by afighter (both males and females arepermitted to fight), you can create justsuch a person.The festivities last weekend areconsidered a warmup for MARRS’s majorDisarmamentcontinued from page three“In a nuclear age, reliance on weapons fornational defense is not realistic,” saidTeter. “Ever since Hiroshima, increaseddefense efforts have produced decreasednational security.”Teter pointed out that all efforts towardbilateral disarmament agreements havebeen unrealistic, and have been met only bythe increased availability of even more pow¬erful weapons.Teter attributed failing attempts for dis¬armament to both “the disarmers and thearmers.” “Neither,” he said, “has beenwilling to demand change in human behav¬ior equal to the change in human techno¬logy.”Teter said that without radical changes inhuman behavior, nuclear war is inevitable.Uglg DucklingRENT-A-CAR *1608 E. 53rd StreetSI 3.50 per day 200 Free MilesBetween IC Tracks aqaaand Cornell vft/'AOWv coronation event in April. Last year nearly100 people attended a day of contests,demonstrations, and fighting, and anevening feast. Anyone is welcome to attend— as they are to all MARRS activities —and the group meets in Ida Noyes at 7:30Thursday nights. But be forewarned:medieval and renaissance life can be veryaddictive!ago.“Must we have a nuclear war to produce thementality that could have prevented a nu¬clear war?” Teter asked. “The altnerativeis this: to change our inner world as pro¬foundly as a nuclear war would change ourouter world.“The threat of nuclear holocaust willprove a blessing in disguise,” he continued,“if it forces nations at last to deal with con¬flict as. . . prophets of peace have taught: toact in faith that the meaning of life is morepowerful than the weapons of death. . .”Teter urged Americans to support unilat¬eral disarmament. “The risks. . . I admit,are real, but they are less than the risks ofcontinuing futile disarmament negotiations.Realism is choosing the lesser risk, and seiz¬ing the unprecedented opportunity. . .”Although Teter’s platform is based main¬ly on his opposition to the nuclear armsrace, he said that he is not running on a“simplistic, one-issue campaign.”“The issue at stake is much more thanjust the danger of nuclear war,” he said.“The $1.5 trillion President Reagan plans tospend for the arms race can be used tostrengthen Social Security, provide millionsof jobs, revitalize programs for the needy,fight inflation, develop new sources of en¬ergy, and combat world hunger.”Teter is opposing incumbent Harry F.Byrd, Jr. for the position of Senator. Hespoke here as part of Chicago’s peacewee*c- Keungsuk KimCall For MANUSCRIPTSThe Chicago Literary ReviewSubmit two copies of your work to the Maroon office. Besure to include name, phone number and address onseparate page. Or contact, Becky at 753-3263.1212 East 59th Street10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 27, 1981NewsCommunitycentercontinued from page onecommunity facility would be a solution toonly some of the needs identified by our re¬search, and community facility is only oneof many possible solutions that could be un¬dertaken by residents.” The report pointsout that “many alternative or supplementalsolutions are possible, and worthy of com¬munity consideration.”Utne told the Maroon that the next step isfor the community to decide which recrea¬tional needs are the most pressing and whatrank on its list of priorities the neighborhoodwill assign these needs. Tied to the problemof deciding what course of action will betaken is assigning responsibility to somegroup for carrying out the decisions. For in¬stance, small, local groups may only be ableto undertake small projects while govern¬ment funding could make projects of alarger scale possible.She also said that different groups havedifferent needs, and that fulfilling the inter¬ests of one group may come at the expenseof another. Though 90 percent of respon¬dents agreed that “one of the things I likebet about Hyde Park-Kenwood is that peoplefrom all races and classes live here,” thepresence of a “variety of races and classes”implies the existence of a variety of inter¬ests and needs. In addition to consideringwhich needs are most important, the com¬munity must also decide whose needs will befilled.The complete results of the report will bepresented in a meeting at the Hyde ParkUnion Church on Wednesday, Oct. 28, at 7:30p.m.Woodcockcontinued from page oneReuther's goals, especially in the social andeconomic realms. He took pains to preservehis predecessor’s vision. In the days imme¬diately follow Reuther’s death, he spoke outagainst the Vietnam war, and used theUAW”s power to force GM to place publicrepresentatives on its board of directors.Within days he was in Atlanta, marching incivil rights demonstrations with RalphAbernathev Woodcock, who is also a lifemember of the NAACP, made the fightagainst discrimination one of the UAW’smain goals. He rapidly filled the void left byReuther’s strong personality, and took com¬plete control of the 1.6 million memberunion. In return for his strong support, and theendorsement of the union, President Carteroffered Woodcock, then nearly at the union’sretirement age, the post of chief of the U.S.Liaison Office in Peking. Long an amateurstudent of Asian affairs, Woodcock enthu¬siastically accepted the position, and said hewas, “happy to be going to a society that re¬spects old age.” He proved as adept a diplo¬mat as a labor negotiator. Said one formerUAW associate, “I don’t think they’ve seenreal patience and inscrutability untilthey’ve sat across from Mr. Leonard Wood¬cock.”With the establishment of full diplomaticrelations between the U.S. and the People’sRepublic of China in December of 1978,Woodcock became the first U.S. ambassa¬dor to that country. Woodcock played a keycreative role in the negotiations leading upto normalization, especially by gaining therespect of the Chinese leadership. “He’s nota garrulous, outgoing person, and that stoodhim in good stead with the Chinese,” said aCarter administration official.Woodcock, now 70, left his post as ambas¬sador upon Reagan’s victory in the 1980presidential election, and returned to theUnited States. With him was his wife, 38,who he married in Peking in 1978. They metin the then-Liaison Office, where she was acompound nurse. This was his second mar¬riage. Woodcock has three children from hismarriage, in 1941.As UAW President Emeritus, Woodcock isstill active in union and national politics. Hestrongly believes in national health insur¬ance, and in civil rights issues. He is still re¬membered as “the best intellect, the mostwidely read guy in our union,” by many, andas a prime figure in American foreign policyin Asia.He will arrive on campus Wednesday af¬ternoon, and first meet with students at2:30, when he will participate in a generaldiscussion with students involved by Jonath¬an Z. Smith, dean of the College. The discus¬sion will be moderated by Tang-Tsou, pro¬fessor of political science and far easternlanguages and civilization, and the principalinvestigator on the Modern China projecthere.Wednesday evening he will attend a re¬ception and dinner at the Resident Master'sdepartment in Shoreland, where he will bestaying for the three days. He will then par¬ticipate in a round table discussion with pro¬fessor David Greenstone, Joe Kitagawa andWilliam Parish Jr., at 8:30. Students livingin Shoreland are invited to attend.HYDE PARK UNION CHURCHChurch School (all ages) 9:45 a m.Worship 11:00 a.m.Nursery ProvidedW. Kenneth Williams. MinisterCome, Worship, Study. Serve~/.LX U.No-IronBEDENSEMBLE3-pc. Twin SetTwin set $ 19.95Comforter 9 39.99Stand. Sham 912.9952nd & Harperin Harper Court955*0100 Thursday morning Woodcock will partici¬pate in Tang-Tsou’s course on the govern¬ment and politics of China. Then at 3:30 hewill make his most public appearance dur¬ing his stay when he holds a question and an¬swer session open to all students and facultyin Social Sciences 122. He will have dinnerthat evening with President Gray at herhome.Friday at 10 a m. there will be a discus¬sion with students in the Pick Lounge aboutAmerican labor relations. At 2 p.m. he willattend a reception by the center for far east¬ern studies, along with faculty, students andexchange students from China.For your dental needs...Dr. George L. Walker,D.D.S., P.C.General Dentistry1623 East 55th Street752-3832Office HoursBy AppointmentCourtesy discountextended to studentsASHUM-AMSAThe Committee on General Studies in the HumanitiesandThe William Vaughn Moody Lecture Committeepresent a lecture seminarSCIENCE & LITERATURE: CRYPTICMEANINGS IN JULES VERNE’SJourney to the Center of the EarthbyPROFESSOR PIERRE LASZLOProfessor of Chemistry, University of Liege, BelgiumVisiting Professor, Romance LanguagesJohns Hopkins UniversityFriday, October 30, 1981 • 4:30 p.m.Harper Memorial 1301116 East 59th Street, Chicago 60637Admission is free and without ticketReception after in Harper Memorial 284Hi DUKETHE FUQUA SCHOOLOF BUSINESSA representative of the FuquaSchool of Business will beon campus Th ursday,November 12. to discuss theDuke MBA Program.Interested students may obtainfurther information by con¬tacting the Office of (CareerCounseling and Placement.DR. M.R. MASLOVOPTOMETRIST•Eye Examinations•Contact Lenses(Soft & Hard)* Ask about our annualservice agreement.•Fashion &LOM6SOFLENS(polymacon)EyewearContact tensesLOCATED IN THEHYDE PARKSHOPPING CENTER1510 E. 55th 363*6100The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 27, 1981—11SportsSoccer team splitsby Stephen KritchevskyThe soccer team split two games this pastweekend, bringing its conference record to1-1 and its overall record to 3-6-1.The Maroons played a superb game Satur¬day to beat Lawrence 3-0. From the openingkick-off, Chicago dominated the game. Theteam’s main formation was a 4-4-2 four de¬fensemen, four midfielders and two for¬wards). he strategy was for the two for¬wards to press up the middle, pullingLawrence’s fullbacks into the center of thefield. The wing mif-fielders would then pen¬etrate deep into Lawrence’s corners relati¬vely unmolested. After the forwards playedthe balls out to the wings, they would breaktoward the goal to receive a return cromfrom the wing midfielders. The plan workedto perfection. As soon as the ball was in theircorners, the Lawrence defenders over-com¬pensated to that side, leaving Chicago at¬tackers unmarked in front of the goal.The Maroon’s first goal came when ToddSilber played the ball out to midfielder JohnMessersmith, who pushed down the wingand then passed back to Silber. Silberboomed a low hard shot from 30 yards intothe goal.Chicago’s second goal also followed thegame plan. John Assadi worked the balldown the left side all the way to the goal line.He then dribbled past one defender as hepressed toward the goal. The rest of theLawrence defense came over to help, butAssadi passed the ball in front to Messers¬mith. who was entirely alone. Messersmithscored easily, making the score 2-0 at thehalf.With an eye to the following day’s game.Coach Barry DeSilva substituted freely tokeep the players rested. The frequent sub¬stitutions had the added benefit of wearing down the Lawrence team, which arrivedwith only 12 players. The last goal of thegame came when Assadi passed to FrankLuby, who beat the Lawrence goalie in thelower left-hand corner.The defense played an excellent game.There is a new face in the defense, goalieBrian Sullivan. Sullivan took over goal dur¬ing overtime of the tie game against Loyola.Apparently DeSilva liked what he saw, be¬cause Sullivan has started ever sine. JohnCondas, the original first string goalie, hadto miss several games with an ankle inju¬ry.The Maroons’ 1-0 loss to Washington Uni¬versity on Sunday was certainly no embar¬rassment. The squad played even betterthan it did against Lawrence, particularlythe defense. The lone goal coming when aWashington forward wound up and shotfrom 35 yards kout. The ball just cleared theoutstretched finger tips of Sullivan. Wash¬ington had only one other dangerous oppor¬tunity in the game when a shot hit the cross¬bar.The Maroon offense also played well,doing everything but score. In the first halfDavid Weiss just missed a goal when theball he headed was barely collected by thediving Washington goalkeeper. In the sec¬ond half, the Maroons completely dominat¬ed the last 15 minutes of play. When Chica¬go’s fullbacks carried the ball into theattack zone, Washington’s otherwise disci¬plined man-to-man defensive marking erod¬ed because the defenders didn’t know who tocover. Despite the many offensive threats,however, the Maroons failed to score.The Maroons will attempt to sustain theintensity they displayed against Lawrenceand Washington in their remaining threegames all of which are conference games.Soo Hyun Chin (Midfielder)SportsbriefsSpikers shut outThe volleyball team fell upon hard timeslast week, losing five straight matches. OnThursday, the Maroons traveled to LakeForest for an important district match. Chi¬cago won the first game 15-12, but LakeForest came back to win the next threegames 15-11, 15-9, 15-10.On Friday and Saturday, Chicago compet¬ed in a ten-team invitational tournament atCarthage College. Chicago was shut out inpool play, losing to Carroll and Lake Foreston Friday and to the University of Wisconsinat Stevens Point and Carthage on Satur¬day.Last night, the Maroons travelled to NorthPark for their final district match of the sea¬ son. The remainder of the schedule includesonly home matches, ending with the Univer¬sity of Chicago Invitational on November7.I-M entries dueOn Wednesday, October 28, IM entries aredue for men’s and women’s basketball andmen’s badminton (singles). Open rec en¬tries for men’s and women’s basketball aredue on Thursday, October 29.Sports CalendarSOCCEROct. 28 - Beloit, 4 p.m., Stagg FieldOct. 30 - Ripon, 4 p.m., Stagg FieldVOLLEYBALLOct. 29 - Wheaton, 7 p.m., FieldhouseSportsHelen Straus, who scored Chicago’s lone goal against Valparaiso.Hockey team falls shortBy Carol QuillenIn its game against Valparaiso last Thurs¬day, the Chicago field hockey team cameout on top in every statistic except the onethat counts — goals scored. Although theMaroons controlled possession for much ofthe contest, Valparaiso capitalized on twokey scoring opportunities to win the game2-1.Chicago was sluggish at the opening of thefirst half, failing to cut to the ball and totackle back on offense. Valparaiso main¬tained control of the early play but could notpenetrate the Maroon defense to score. Chi¬cago woke up with about ten minutes to go inthe half, challenging Valpo with aggressivetackles and accurate midfield passing. TheMaroon attack marched down the field andstrong support from the halfback line sus¬tained the scoring drive. Both Alison Duffyand Alice Zino drove solid shots on goal, butthe Maroons failed to put the ball in thecage.Valparaiso recaptured possession brieflymidway through the hafl and took the ball tothe other end of the field. A Chicago penalty within the striking circle gave Valpo the op¬portunity to score on a short corner. Al¬though the initial shot was blocked, the Val¬paraiso line rushed the cage and scoredafter a short scramble in front of the goal.The first half ended 1-0. Valparaiso.The second half began much as the firsthad, with Valparaiso dominating the play.Chicago came back and possession changedhands frequently, but neither team was ableto score. Later in the half, the Maroons cap¬tured control of the play, but the ball contin¬ued to elude the cage. With about ten min¬utes remaining, Valparaiso took possessionof the ball down the field in a burst of offenseto score its second goal of the game.The last eight minutes of the game be¬longed to the Maroons. Zino and HelenStraus led the attack and both forwardsfired strong shots that narrowly missed thecage. Emily Bloomfield and Nancy Marko-vitz provided good back-up for the forwardline, keeping the ball in Valparaiso territo¬ry. Finally, with just over one minute to go,Straus scored on an assisting pass from Zinoto produce the final 2-1 score.Gridders bombed by RiponBy Bob LaBelleThe football team could not gain an edgeagainst Ripon Saturday as six turnovers andthe powerful Ripon offense buried Chicago34-0 under cold and snowy skies.The statistics for the game tell the story ofthe Maroons’ loss. Both teams’ rushing at¬tacks depended primarily upon a singleback, but Ripon held onto the ball, while theMaroons fumbled six times for four turn¬overs. Chicago’s net rushing yardage wasonly 97 yards in 38 attempts Ripon, whichfumbled the ball only once, rushed for 143yards in 49 attempts. The most dramatic dif¬ferent, however, was in the passing game.Chicago quarterback Rick Leese made onlysix passing attempts the entire game, com¬pleting none while being intercepted twiceby Ripon’s secondary. Ripon took to the airbehind quarterbacks King and Braamer 34times, gaining 330 yards including bombs of32 and 26 yards by King.Coach Bob Larsen clearly believes in therushing attack. However. Chicago’s inabili¬ty to retain the ball made the game plan in¬effective. Against Ripon, Chicago had only44 offensive plays as compared to 83 forRipon. And Chicago had only five firstdowns while Ripon rushed and passed for 25first downs.With the game less than four minutes old,quarterback King connected on a nine-yardpass to receiver Szymozak in the endzonefor Ripon’s first touchdown. Ripon addedanother touchdown in the air late in the firstquarter on a fifteen-yard completion to run¬ning back White.Ripon’s final three scores came on run¬ ning plays. The first came late in the secondquarter on a five-yard run by White. Whiteadded two more touchdowns in the thirdquarter on runs of nine and two yards. Whitefinished the day with four touchdowns, threerunning and one passing. One point-after-touchdown failed, so the score read 34-0Ripon at the end of the third quarter. Riponwas held scoreless behind backup quarter¬back Braamer for the entire fourthquarter.I-M ScoreboardFOOTBALLBroadview by forfeit over Quad-LewdsBovver Boys 39 Legal Lunatics 0Salisbury-Yincent 7 Shorev 0Lower Flint 6 Upper Flint 0Hale 23 Brenckenridge 0N U T S. 33 Psi Upsilon 0Axes to Grind 4 Commuter Magic 0Step Aside Buddy 18 .... 37 Stoned Dudes 6Greenwood 13 Fishbein 0Fallers 12 Blackstone Hangers 0Tufts 27 Michelson 0Filbev 7 Bradbury 6Dodd-Mead 18 Alpha Delta Phi 12Sick Dogs 6 GSB South Side Tide 0Stiffs 220 Manifest Destiny 7Flying Cockroaches 0 .. Raw Meat 0(Cockroaches won in OT>Sick Dogs 6 Raw Meat 6(Dogs won in OT iN.U.T.S. 0 Phi Gamma Delta 0(N.U.T.S.s won in OT»Stiff by forfeit over International HallDudley 19 Hale 12Chicago Seven 19 Dead Popes 12 684-0400THERE ARE 61 MILLION AMERICANADULTS WHO ARE UNCHURCHED.IF YOU ARE ONE OF THEM, ANDARE INTERESTED ININVESTIGATING CATHOLICISMYOU ARE MOST WELCOME ATCALVERT HOUSE5735 UNIVERSITY288-2311TUESDAY EVENINGS - 7:00 pmTHIS WEEK:PROFESSOR MICH AEL MURRINWILL SPEAK ON THE BOOK OF GENESISSPECIAL DISCOUNT PRICESl for all STUDENTS, STAFF,W and FACULTY MFMBERSjust present your University ofChicago Identification Card. Asstudents Faculty Members or Ad¬ministrative Staff you are entitledto special money-saving DIS¬COUNTS on Chevrolet Parts. 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Tuesday,October 27, 7:00 pm, Billings Auditorium, Bill¬ings Hospital.Swing your partner with Country Dancersevery Wednesday night, 8 pm in Ida Noyes.Live music by Hit and Miss Country DancerBand Beginners are welcome Free! Comeand dance with us.The Reform/Progressive Minyan is having aPOTLUCK DINNER This FRI. Stop by Hillelor call Hilary at 667 4599 for more information.PERSONALSIMPROVE YOUR GRADES! Researchcatalog—306 pages—10,278 topics—Rush $1.00.Box 25197C Los Angeles, 90025. (213) 447 8226Writer's Workshop (PLaza2 8377).R E LAX —Reform/Progressive Dinner thisFri. Stop by Hillel for more info.Dave C. is Small, wrinkled, and cannot get itup.Vincent J.Three exams in six days! You deserve a paperbag owl. Or even a bunny slipper Love you.Elge, what's round and orange and has a candie in it and falls off the porch?GREG PARKER: You are too a twit!LOST AND FOUNDJust man found woman's watch at Woodlawn &57th Call and identify 753 2240 Rm 1513. LOST: Earring, small plain gold loop for pierc¬ed ears. On or near campus 10/22. $20 reward.753 3124 days.Men’s watch. Bulova scuba/stopwatch. 666 ft.silver band. Reward $$ 752-4303 Bob.MOVINGStudent with Pickup Truck can move your stuffFAST AND CHEAP. No job too small! CallPeter at: 955 1824 lOamTOpm.UNFURNISHED APTS.FOR RENTStudio Apartments, HILD REALTY GROUP955 1200.Flaming Star (Don Siegel, 1960): A superiorWestern starring Elvis Presley (that’sright— and his restrained performanceeven has a lot to do with its superiority) as ahalf-breed Indian whose loyalties are tornbetween his mother’s tribe and b:s father’sfellow whites. Even though it had becomefashionable by the time this was made to de¬pict Indians more sympathetically thanwhites, Siegel seems to have more in mindthan just redressing wrongs— it’s the aso¬cial Presley, who ends up an outcast fromboth societies, who claims our sympathies,in one of the more moving denouements thegenre has to offer Tonight, Tuesday, Oc¬tober 27, at 7:15 in Quantrell. Doc; $1.50.-MACaged Heat (Jonathan Demme, 1974).Demme has since moved on to bigger andbetter things (Handle With Care, Melvinand Howard), but this, his first film, is asolid example of what Roger Corman’s ex¬ploitation-film factory can produce.Women-behind-bars Juanita Brown, EricaGavin, and Ella Reid feel they’ve hadenough with the way they are being treatedand decide to revolt and break out. Typicalprison-movie fare to be sure, but the way inwhich the prisoners are portrayed, with thewomen bonding together for their own com¬mon good against the (largely male) author¬ity figures, raises some interesting ques¬tions not usually associated with such genrepieces. Throughout the film, only one man isshown in any sympathetic light, and he ap¬pears only in the women’s dreams. Best linein the film belongs to Brown, who, afterbeing shot in the arm. asks Gavin for aband-aid. A Renegade Woman Co. Product¬ion. With Warren Miller as a sadistic prisondoctor and Barbara Steele as a sexually re¬pressed warden. Music by John Cale, in hismore folky days. Worth seeing. Tuesday,October 27 at 9:00 in Quantrell. $1.50. DOC.GSViridiana (1961) is one of Louis Bunuel’s“realistic” films. And what makes thesefilms so striking, especially to the initiatedBunuel viewer, is the presence of the direc¬tor’s obsessions and motifs which both re¬call his earlier works and jar within the nar¬rative context. Of course, with ViridianaBunuel also continues his relentless attackon the Church and the bourgeoisie. Thefilm’s famous Last Supper scene, whichshows a group of beggars feast, rob, and for¬nicate in a landowner’s mansion while theylisten to Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus, seemsto express Bunuel’s disgust with the pillarsof society. Yet Bunuel, even-handed misan¬thrope that he is, doesn’t glorify the busi¬ness of one group out of spite for another.Thus, just as the humanistic pretensions ofthe Church are revealed as masks coveringits ruthlessness; and the politeness of theupperclass gentry is shown to conceal theirsexual perversity — Bunuel also reveals theapparently harmless and victimized poor tobe base and vicious. Even the film’s ending,when the heroine finally confronts her re¬pressed libido, is rot with a sleaziness andperversity that only Bunuel could renderprofound. With Sivlia Pinal, Fernando Ray,and Francisco Rabal. Perhaps this direc¬tor’s best. Wed., Oct. 28 at 7:15 DOC. $1.50.R.M.The Adventures of Robinson Cruso (LuisBunuel, 1954): Defoe’s homage to EconomicMan, and the cornerstone of bourgeois liter¬ature, would seem an unlikely subject for 6 room condo for rent, HILD REALTY GROUP955 1200THE PHOENIXCheck the Phoenix first for books, records, andgames in the basement of the Reynolds Club.UC HOTLINENeed information, referrals, help in anemergency, or just someone to talk to? Call theUC Hotline at 753-1777, 7 pm to 7 am.THURSDAY BUFFETAt Mallory's, 5:30-10:00 pm—$8.95 Duckling,shrimp, salads, and more! Mallory's, 1525 E.53rd St., 241 5600. Open Thanksgiving.the anarchic Bunuel. But in this, his firstfilm in English, he approaches the story in astraightforward, deceptively conventionalmanner that makes it ideal as the children’smovie American distributors took it to be.More than that, though, his detached, ironicapproach reveals an emotional depth to thematerial that gives it a universal appeal;quintessential bourgeois or not, Crusoe'sevolving skepticism toward his inheritedvalues is genuinely touching, and Bunuel isjust the man to bring them off. Dan O'Her-lihy is superb as Crusoe. The one majorflaw: the dreadful Pathecolor. Wednesday,October 28, at 8:45 in Quantrell. Doc; $2.00.-MASpellbound. Alfred Hitchcock (1946) In thissimplified psychological study, Ingrid Berg¬man portrays an unemotional, intellectualpsychologist whose passion-restrainingdoors are eventually thrown open by amne¬siac Gregory Peck’s good looks and generalappeal. Peck is convinced he’s guilty ofsome wrongdoing but is baffled by all savehis attraction to his liverwurst-loving doc¬tor. The two escape from Green Manor (thefunny farm) to New York City, Rochesterand finally, a ski resort, in an attempt toshield Peck from the police and affirm theFreudian analysis Bergman repeatedly as¬serts: Peck is experiencing guilt for some¬thing that took place during his childhood.Hitchcock’s magic is audience-binding forat least the first half of the film but Peck andBergman’s constant relocating becomestiresome, and by the time the dream se¬quence (by Salvodor Dali) is introduced, thespell has been pretty well broken. Pay closeattention to shapes and you’ll note “subli¬mated sex” performed at the dinner table.Wed. Oct. 28 at 8:30. LSF $2. J B.Monkey Business (Howard Hawks, 1952)This is Hawks’ only film in which the maincouple — in this case Cary Grant and GingerRogers — are married from beginning toend. Yet this surface convention does notmake this movie any less “subversive” inits handling of stereotypes: the repressionson which the marriage is based are slowlyundermined when the couple degenerateback to childhood after consuming a youthpotion. And, of course, in typical Hawksianfashion the situation makes for hilariousantics and mayhem. Although some haveranked this among the cinema greatestworks, Rogers’ performance prevents thisfrom being a wholly satisfying film. Ade¬quate in her usual fashion, Rogers doesn’tquite possess the flexibility and spontaneitythat made actresses like Hepburn and Sheri¬dan such perfect compliments to Grant’ssubtle genius. Yet this film still demon¬strates the director’s gift for pure entertain¬ment. Script by Ben Hecht, et al. WithCharles Coburn and Marilyn Monroe (“half¬child, but not the half that shows”) Thurs¬day, Oct. 29 at 8. DOC. $1.50. R.M.Out of the Past is considered by many theHollywood film noir movie. Jacques Tour¬neur’s 1947 thriller features Robert Mit-chum as a retired detective who is hired bymobster Kirk Douglas to retrieve hiswoman (Jane Greer) who has high-tailed itto Mexico. And the result of this tragic trio isan annihilating melodrama in typical Tour¬neur and noir fashion. Recommended.Thurs., Oct. 29 at 8:30. LSF Films. $2.R.M.THE PUBThe Finest Selection of Beersin Hyde ParkAnnual Membership Fee:$2.00Monday - Friday4:00 P.M. -1:30 A.M.Ida Noyes BasementMembership available at doorV J Campus Films14—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 27, 1981Classified AdsINTENSIVE GERMANCOURSEthrough CCTS at LSTC. Fee S150Beginning Mo, Oct. 26class will meet M Th from 12-1 in rm 309Learn to read and translate scholarly textsFor info, and reg. call:G.F. Miller, PhD (native speaker) 363-1384orCluster Office 667-3500 ext. 266.COOK'S HELPERPart-time night work. Apply in person at theMedici coffeehouse. Ask for Sarah. No calls.THE PHOENIXWe have fhe best prices on books, records,games. Check us first. In basement ofReynoldsClub.GOTTHE BLUES?Feeling frustrated, lonely or confused? Needsomeone to talk to? Give us a call. UC Hotline;Listening through the night. 753 1777.FOLK DANCETake a break and feet new people with CountryDancers. Folkdances of England and Americataught every week beginners welcomed. Livemusic by Hit and Miss band musicianswelcome. Dancing 8 pm. Refreshments 10:30.Ida Noyes, Wednesday. Free. For details. 241 -6738.GAY? LESBIAN?If you are gay or lesbian and presently considering coming out to friends or relatives, youmay be interested in a group of students whoare meeting together to discuss and exchangeexperiences. We are meeting this Tuesday at 9pm in the Reynold's Club North Lounge MISS CHICAGO 1982!Applications are being accepted for the 1982AAiss Chicago Pageant until Nov. 1. Entrantsmust be single, 17 26, never been married andable to perform a falenf. Miss Chicago, 5057 N.Tripp, Chicago IL. 60630 882-5116.HUMOROUS DEBATEResolved. The University of Chicago and theSocial Misfit Deserve Each Other. Wed28—7:00 Social Sciences 122.BAHA'I FAITHThe U of C Baha'i Association is sponsoring atour of the Baha'i House of Worship inWilmette (North Shore). Leave 10 am Sat Oct31 ALL WE LCOME, no charge. Call 947 8586 or493 9113.$$ RESEARCHSUBJECTS NEEDED $$We pay $195.00 for your participation in a nine-week drug preference study, involving onlycommonlyprescribed, nonexperimentaldrugs. We need people in the followingcategories: A. 21-35 years old, who have in thepast taken prescribed minor tranquilizers on aregular basis; B. 21-35 years old, who are currently anxious, nervous, tense; C 40 55 yearsof age and in good health. Call for further information. 947-6348 between 10 am and noonweekdays.SPECIAL STUDENT OF¬FERStudents—Encyclopedia Britannica and GreatBooks of the Western World on display now atthe University Bookstore. Stop by and askabout our new special student test marketingoffer. Dr. Mortimer Adler will be present tosign his new book "Sixth Grade Ideas" at theUniversity of Chicago Bookstore on Oct 28 at1:30 pm.CalendarTuesdayBishop Brent House: Faculty-staff noonlunch/discussion —“Geopolitical Constraints: TheProblems of War and Peace” speaker Morton Ka¬plan, 11:45 am, 5540 S. Woodlawn.Calvert House: Mass, 12 noon and 5:00 pm, 5735 S.University.Calvert House: Brown Bag lunch, 12:30 pm, 5735 S.University.TM Club: Group Meditation, 12 noon, Ida Noyes.Commuter Co-op: Meets 12:30 pm in the CommuterLounge, Bates-Blake 1.Comp Center Seminar: Introduction to TREA¬TISE 4:00-5:30 pm, Classics 10.Art History Lecture: Form and Content in ModernArchitecture —“From Contry Estate to SuburbanCottage in 18th Century England: The Evidence ofthe Small House Publication” speaker Dora Wie-benson, 4:00 pm, Quantrell Aud.Dept of Classics: “Latin Language and Literaturein Late Antiquity” speaker Prof. Michael vonAl-brecht, 4:00 pm, Harper 103.Episcopal Church Council: Evensong at BondChapel, 5:15 pm.National Organization for Women: Holding worksessions from 5:30-7:00 pm on health and safetyissues, 53 W. Jackson, room 924. Info call922-0025.Lutheran Campus Ministry: Celebration of Eu¬charist at 5:30 pm, Pizza supper and discussion,6:00 pm —“What Should Johnny Read? Religionand Censorship in Curriculum and Libraries”speaker Robert Doyle, 5500 S. Woodlawn.Morris Dancers: Learn ritual English dance, prac¬tice, 7:00-9:00 pm, Ida Noyes Dance Studio.Hillel: Modern Conversational Hebrew class meet¬ing, 7:00 pm, Midrash-Resikta D’Rav Kahana He¬brew Text Class, 7:30 pm, Sephardic Cooking-North African Style, 7:30 pm, 5715 S. Woodlawn.Doc Films: "Flaming Star” 7:15 pm, “CagedHeat" 9:00 pm, Cobb.Hillel: Israeli Folk dancing, 8:00 pm, Ida NoyesTheatre.Libertarians: Meeting, 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes Li¬brary.WednesdayCalvert House: Mass, 12 noon and 5:00 pm, 5735 S.University. Brown bag lunch, 12:30 pm.Hillel: Zionist Ideology and History class meeting,12 noon, 5715 S. WoodlawnItalian Table: Meets at 12 noon in the Blue Gar¬goyle to speak Italian.Crossroads: English classes for foreign women,2:00 pm, 5621 S. Blackstone.Comp Center Seminar: Introduction to MM3:30-5:00 pm. Cobb 103. Chicago Political Union: Resolved: The Universi¬ty of Chicago and the Social Misfit Deserve EachOther, 7:00 pm, Social Sciences 122.Doc Films: “Viridiana” 7:15 pm, “The Adventuresof Robinson Crusoe" 8:45 pm, CobbBadminton Club: Meets 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes gym.Activists Alliance: Organizational meeting 7:30pm, Cobb Hall room 110. All interested personswelcome.Hillel: Jewish History — The Four Corners of theEarth, 8:00 pm, 5715 S. Woodlawn.Al-Anon Group: Meets 8:00 pm, Hyde Park Uni¬tarian Church, 57th and University.Science Fiction Club: Meets 8:00 pm, Ida NoyesHall. Everyone welcome.Hillel: Talmud-Arvey Pesahim, 8:00 pm, 5715 S.Woodlawn.Country Dancers: Folk dances of England andAmerica taught, beginners welcome, 8:30 pm. IdaNoyes.Law School Films: “Spellbound” 8:30 pm, 1121 E.60th St.ThursdayHunger Concern Group: Table at Cobb Hall,10am-3:00 pm. Please stop byCalvert House: Mass; noon and 5:00 pm, 5735 S.University. Brown bag lunch, 12:30 pm.Episcopal Church Council: Noon Eucharist atBond Chapel.Music Dept: Noontime concert. JonathanSchwartz, guitar recital 12:15 pm, GoodspeedHall.Comp Center Classes: Introduction to TREA¬TISE, 4:00-5:30 pm. Classics 10.Dept of Biochemistry: “Of5S Ribosomal and RNAand Volcanos” speaker Dr. Norman Pace, 4:00 pm,Cummings, rom 101.Physics Dept: “Large Scale Distribution of Molec¬ular Clouds in the Galaxy” speaker Patrick Thad-deus, 4:30 pm, Eckhart 133.U of C Judo Club: Meets 6:00 pm, Barlett gym, be¬ginners welcome.The Committee Assembled to Unite in Solidaritywith El Salvador (CAUSE): Meeting, 7:00 pm, IdaNoyes Memorial Room.Hillel: Canitllation-Torah and Haftorah Tropeclass, 7:30 pm, 5715 S. Woodlawn.Blue Gargoyle: Haunted House tours beginning7:30 pm, tours also on Friday and Saturday. Forinfo call 955-4108.MARRS: Lecture-Demonstration on RenaissanceFencing, 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes 3rd floor.Stamp Collectors: Meeting, 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes 3rdfloor.Doc Films: "Monkey Business” 8:00 pm, Cobb.Law School Films: “Out of the Past" 8:30 pm, 1121E. 60th St. IM BASKETBALLEntry deadline has been extended to October30 at 3:00 pm. For further information, visit theIM Office, Ida Noyes Hall 203.ARCHERYCLUBArchery Club will have an organizationalmeeting Wed 7:30 in rm. 449 B Vincent (B J).HARD ALEE!!But it's easy to sail at U of C! Everyone iswelcome at the Sailing Club meeting WedsOct. 28—Ida Noyes—7:30pmSTAMP COLLECTORSStamp Club Meeting Thurs. Oct 29 8:00 pm 3rdfloor Ida Noyes. All are welcome.SAILING CLUBImportant meeting tomorrow, Wed. Oct. 28 atIda Noyes 7:30pm. All members welcome!SPACE1 bdrm apt in Univ. Park Condo (55th &Blackstone) Carpet; Indoor parking avail. $399493 3111.3 BR townhouse in Richton Pk. 1# bath, bsmt.central air, walk to 1C Ph 3 8417. S450/mo1 Br apt luxury Hi rise, security bldg HydePark. Walk to transp, shopping, U of C$475/mo—Ms. Gibson, day 947 2912, eve 9478462.UC ALUM OWNER GOING ABROAD 1 5' 2 rm(2 bedrms) & 1 6' 2 (3 bedrms) condo in vintage6 flat nr. 72nd & So. Shore Dr.. $35,000 & 38,000Ea. w/2 baths, fml. DR. Big yard, parking Oncampus bus rt., 1 block to 1C., 4 buses 3757435.3 or 4 bdrm apt for rent Good location Campusbus at door $650. 538 335012 roommates wanted to share beautifulspacious North Side apt. Call Ahamed 633 6000ext 3488 am, 784 4441 pm. CONDO for sale. 3-bdrm, 2 bdrm, 2 bath.Bright spacious, with oak floors 52nd & DorChester $45,000 538 3350.SUBLET Dec. & Jan. turn. Ig 2 bdrm, laun.,good neighbors, eve. 752-6525.SPACE WANTEDRoom needed for the month of January for avisiting student. Dependable Please call 6433898 and ask for Molly.PEOPLE WANTEDPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processing.Research conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communication. Department of Behavioral SciencesPhone 753 4718.CHILDREN'S NARRATIVES ANDGESTURES. U of C faculty research needschildren, 4 through 12 years of age, to par¬ticipate in a study of children's narratives andgestures. The procedure is enjoyable tochildren and takes about 1 hour on campus.Refreshments and payment provided. If in¬terested, please call 3 4714 for an appointment.Looking for very responsible individual able tocare for 7 yr. old overnight in my home Part-time position. References and transportationrequired Call 752 3801 9am 5pmScience and Industry Museum—earn extra$4.00 per hr. I'm looking for those rareenergetic people who enjoy selling and working with people. Full and part-time hoursavailable Weekends, too. Starts Nov 20 Jan 8.Interested and enthusiastic people call Elena951 6250 (leave message)Local 5th graders need your tutoring skills tohelp them read Call the Student VolunteerBureau at 955 4108Share some of your time with an elderly personin Hyde Park. Call the Student VolunteerBureau at 955 4108.I need someone to babysit Tues and Fri mornings for my 2 year old twins Call 947 0488If you're takingtough courses, you’llneed all the helpyou can get.gJ r• j i*j ca (Ug5 ca ra a ra■ aaaanaiii3 m lu i£j*) L*j 1-J I L■I 1*1 !*J IZ35 LU Q m HP-41CHR41CV it] i?j tan cataca raiansDjjrajnaLi3 LU HiJ] fU LU LUfi ri iuC3 LU 031 «•HEWLETT-PACKARDA STANDARD FOR PROFESSIONALS* 250 00 $ 325 00The University of ChicagoBookstoreCalculator Department(2nd Floor)970 East 58th Street753-3303The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, October 27, 1981 — 15I 1/2 Price*ON ALLDOMESTIC ANDIMPORTED BEERSWe haven’t forgotten faculty & staff...IT’S THE SAME DEAL FOR YOU ON WEDNESDA Y! S GM AA LR LT ERY The David and Alfred Smart GalleryKANDINSKYWATERCOLORSOctober 15 throughNovember 29, 1981"Kandinsky Paintings andWatercolors"An illustrated lecture by VIVIANENDICOTT BARNETT, AssociateCurator at the Guggenheim MuseumTuesday, October 278:00 p.m.Cochrane-Woods Art Center,Room 1575540 S. Greenwood AvenueFREETHE VISITING FELLOWS COMMITTEEpresentsLEONARD WOODCOCKFormer President of the United Auto Workers UnionFormer Ambassador to the People’s Republic of Chinain aQUESTION-AND-ANSWER SESSIONThursday, October 29, 3:30 P.M. Social Scien ces 122