By Chris IsidoreThe slates for the student government(SG) elections are now set. Five parties arerunning a candidate for, president. In addi¬tion. one partial ticket and two independentcandidates bring to 26 the total number ofcandidates running for the five executivecouncil offices.The two tickets fielding a full slate of fiveexecutive council candidates are the Stu¬dent’s Party (SP), and Students Opposed toBoredom, (SOB). SP is headed by incum¬bent Finance Committee Chair -ClarkeCampbell. It includes Sufia Khan, head ofthe Ex Libris Canteen Committee, who isrunning for Vice President, Acting SG Trea¬surer George Kampstra for finance commit¬tee chair, Robert McKay for treasurer andSG Freshman representative Robin Pa-trowicz for secretary.SOB is headed by Brad Bittan, who fin¬ished second in the four-way race for presi¬dent last year, and who has since served asthe Chair of SG’s University Services com¬mittee and as Pierce Tower representative.The party is running Woodward Court Coun¬cil President Paul Robinson for vice presi¬dent, Food Services sub-committee chairDavid Blazkowsky for treasurer, Assassingame founder Gary Kilberg for financecommittee chair, and third-year undergrad¬uate Donna Miller for secretary.Two other parties are fielding candidatesfor every executive office except financecommittee chair. They are the New Empha¬sis Wing (NEW) party and the StudentsAgainst Bullshit (SAB).SAB is headed by incumbent SG SecretaryMark Day, and includes Larry Mendelsonfor vice president, Richard Ehrlich for trea¬surer, and Ira Greenberg for secretary.NEW is headed by second-year undergradu¬ate Penny Lingren, and includes SG Shore-land representative Jim Eccleston for vicepresident, David Guilmette for treasurerand Greg O’Neal for secretary.The Whole University Party, <WUP), isrunning candidates for the three top officesin SG. SG Business School representativeChris Manos is running for president. Thirdyear undergraduate Jim Beatty is the can¬ didate for vice president, and Law Schoolstudent Mark Holmes is the candidate for fi¬nance committee chair.One other party. Enlightened Despotismat Chicago, <EDAC) is not running any can¬didates for president. It has only two candi-.dates for the executive council; second yearundergraduate David Brooks is running forvice president, and undergraduate transferstudent Robin Kirk is the candidate for sec¬retary.Two independent candidates are also run¬ning for executive council office AmyChristianson, treasurer of Woodward CourtCouncil and co-manager of the Lower Wal¬lace soda service, is running for treasurer,and first-year student John Gleason is run¬ning for secretary.In addition to choosing SG officers for thecoming year, voters in next week’s electionmay be asked to vote on an amendment tothe SG constitution changing the way inwhich the organization appropriatesmoney.The amendment, sponsored by a newly-organized group called the Fair Funding Co¬alition, would replace the present SG Fi¬nance Committee, which advises the SGassembly on the allocation of student funds,with a 7-member Student Finance Board,which would make the final decision on allrequests by student groups for funding frommonies raised by the student activities fee.The SG assembly would no longer have anyrole in funding decisions. The Student Fund¬ing Board would be elected by the studentsat large. The Student Government FinanceCommittee, however, is presently composed Presidential candidates (from left) Chris Manos, Clarke Campbell, Penny Lindgrenand Brad Bittan. Not pictured, Mark Day.ol the committee's chairman and the SGtreasurer, w ho are elected in a campus-wideelection, and six members appointed by theSG president.Supporters of the amendment argue thatcreating a separate organization to allocatestudent funds would free SG to spent moretime organizing its own activities. “TheSG’s purpose has become simply to dole outfunds,” said Fair Funding Coalition co-chairman Tom Powers yesterday. “The em¬phasis should become more to plan activi¬ties and to speak out on student issues. Rightnow, SG just revolves around the SGFC.”They also contend that approval of theamendment would allow greater graduate student involvement in funding decisions.In order to place the amendment on theballot, the Fair Funding Coalition must ob¬tain the signatures of five percent of the stu¬dent body on petitions by Saturday at noon.So far, they have collected approximately250 signatures, slightly more than half of thenumber they need.The Maroon will print a description of theviews of each candidate, as well as our en¬dorsements in each executive council race,in Friday’s paper. Elections for these fiveoffices, as well as for 43 representativeseats, will be held on Monday and Tuesdayof next week.Family Plans Suit in Police Strangling CaseBy Aarne EliasAttorney Edward Stein, representing thefamily of deceased narcotics suspect GenoDavis, who died in an alleged struggle withpolice in Hyde Park last February, said hewill file suit before the end of the monthagainst the City of Chicago and the individu¬al officers involved in Davis’ strangulation.Though Stein would not reveal the exactcharges that the suit would bring against thedefendants, he said the suit will “be a heavyand explosive case dealing with the use offorce by police.”Davis’ death on February 12, 1981 resulted from an alleged struggle he had with fourpolice officers while he was being arrestedThe arrest was made following a search ofhis apartment that turned up a 9-mm pistoland several packages believed to contain co¬caine and marijuana The search was partof an investigation into narcotics traffick¬ingAccording to police, Davis was placed intoa headlock two times by one of the arrestingofficers when Davis allegedly began to re¬sist arrest by flailing his arms. The head-locks were maintained, on both occasions,until Davis went limp and fell to the pave¬ment. He was pronounced dead after beingMilitary Benefits Hike Needed?Morris janowuz With enlistment in the all-volunteer army-dropping to the “red-flag” level of two mil¬lion for the first time, military officials andpolitical leaders of both parties are likely toincrease their support for a peacetime draftunless proposed increases in educationalbenefits can turn the downward trendaround, according to Morris Ja*now-itz, aprofessor of sociology at the University, andan expert in the military and its manpowerneeds.Since the end of the draft in 1973, both thesize of the armed forces and the quality ofits recruits has declined steadily. “They aretrying very hard to stop the decline in thesize because the size of the armed forces hasbeen going down from two and one half totwo million. Two million is sort of a red flag.Now for the first time they’re trying reallyhard to keep it from going below 2 million.”Janowitz said.Even more disturbing to many military-leaders than the decline in the size of the armed forces have been the changes in itscomposition On the whole, since the end ofthe draft, servicemen have become less Ex¬perienced. less educated, and disproportion¬ately black.“The rate of turnover now is higher than itwas under the draft," Janowitz said “We regetting the wrong kind of people in and youhave to get rid of them Thirty percent of thepeople don't complete their first term ofduty.”Many of those who leave the military pre¬maturely are unqualified to be there in thefirst place. Janowitz said A recent surveyby the Army showed that 46 percent of itsenlisted men were ranked in the lowest ac¬ceptable category of intelligence, accordingto the results of intelligence tests adminis¬tered to all entering servicemen In addi¬tion. onlv 60 percent of the Army’s currentenlisted men have finished high school,compared with the approximately 75 per-Continued on page 11 taken to Billings Hospital.Witnesses saw policemen hold Davis downand punch him several times in the groinarea and then throw him into the squadroll.The Medical Examiner’s report stated thatDavis' body had a number of bruises andthat he died due to “manual strangula¬tion’’.Immediately- after the incident, the fourpolice officers involved were removed fromactive duty and were assigned desk jobspending the outcome of separate investiga¬tions by the Chicago Police’s Office of Pro¬fessional Standards and the States Attor¬ney’s office. The two investigations areworking independently of each other to de¬termine if the police officers acted withinthe law .The investigation by the Office of Profes¬sional Standards will determine the police¬men’s conduct relative to the standards ofthe police department. They will make theirrecommendations to a hearing board whowill fire, suspend or reinstate the police of¬ficers. The officers can appeal the decisionto the State Circuit Court. The Office of Pro¬fessional Standards deals only with the em¬ployment of the officers w ithin the depart-Continued on page 0Staff NoticeTonight is the night for the annual elec¬tion for Maroon editor-in-chief, which willbegin at 7 pm in the Maroon office All staffmembers who have contributed a total ofto at least three issues, and at least twoduring the past quarter, are eligible to at¬tend and vote. Others are not. Staffmembers are expected to be punctual Noproxy or absentee voting will be allowed,and no one will be admitted after the pro¬ceedings have begun.THE CHICAGO MAROONright 1981 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, April 14, 1981]Five Vie for Top SG Post;Funding Change PushedSTUDENTGOM€RMM€MTMEETING TUCSD/IY, 4PRIL147=30 P.M. ID/1 NOYES SUN P4RL0R JRandy Warsager:Professional Commodity Futures Trader'T enjoy being at the heartof the action. For a personlike me, who likes to seeimmediate and tangiblerewards for my efforts, thereis no greater personalsatisfaction than being afutures trader.'Randy Warsager first became inter¬ested in fi tures trading when he be¬gan to study the underlying dynamics ofmarket movement while working towarda Ph.D. in psychology. When he madetrading his career, Randy found that theNew York Mercantile Exchange had what hewas looking for."NYMEX is a well-managed, rapidly expand¬ing exchange that offers some of the most excit¬ing markets anywhere, especially platinum andheating oil. NYMEX is going to be my homebase for a long time."If you'd like to know more about why RandyWarsager and other young professionals arechoosing careers as NYMEX commodity futurestraders, just write or phone for our new brochure, , ‘0The Professional Futures Trader: A Career.NEW YORK MERCANTILE EXCHANGE four Wori.i Tf tdeOnt.;' New York NY >00-18 212 938 2222Please send me your new brochure The Professional Futures Trader A CareerNAMEADDRESSCITY STATE TA13ASV0C4CHINESE-AMERICAhlRESTAURANTSpecializing mCANTONESE ANDAMERICAN DISHESOpen Daily11 AM to8 30 PMClosed Monday1318 EAST 63rdMU 4-1062HYDE PARKThe Versailles324-0200Large StudiosWalk-in KitchenUtilities Incl.Furn.-Unfurn.•Campus Bus at DoorBased on Availability5254 S. DorchesterVOTE FORTHE SLATEFOR THEWHOLEUNIVERSITYCHRIS MANOS (GSB) PRESJIM BLAliY (COL) V. PRES.BOB CLARK (LAW) -SIC Y10NYABAII (SOC ) • iREAS.MARK HOLMES (LAW) f C CHAIRWHOLE UNIV. PARTYMAROONCLASSIFIEDSGETRESULTS!£* -P The Chicago MaroontjA (l? nn // j tfeouv fw*A*n** iA con/AoaAAy, </*man</**/ at an s/exM/on few tA* ofefec* of di/w-in-cAi*/ fewAafefe ^ 1981-4981 7fm Uanf m ■At* fJfefex*, tonupAt ,fefeo fvwxu mt*na, <th*/nto*. taAUi, <w tit* uW/2 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, April 14, 1981Hail, GoodspeedThe music department will sponsor a re¬dedication ceremony this afternoon for itsnew home Goodspeed Hall, which was ren¬ovated for the department last November.The ceremony, to be held from 2 to 5 p.m. inGoodspeed, will include talks by Universityadministrators and faculty, visiting speak¬ers, and performances by the Universitymusical groups.Among the speakers from the Universityare President Hanna Gray, Karl Weintraub,Dean of the Humanities Division, and Pro¬fessors Easley Blackwood and EdwardLowinsky, who will talk on the history ofmusic at the University. Visiting speakerswill include Paul Hume, music critic for TheWashington Post and an alumnus of the Uni¬versity; Frank Tirro, Dean of the YaleSchool of Music; and Leo Treitler, professorof music at the State University of NewYork at Stony Brook.Performances will be presented by theCollegium Musicum, the ContemporaryChamber Players, and members of the Uni¬versity Symphony Orchestra and Chorus.Poet Shapiro ReadsAlan Shapiro will read selections from hispoetry tomorrow, at 4 pm, in the Ida NoyesLibrary.Shapiro, visiting poet to the University,currently lectures in American Literatureand creative writing at Northwestern Uni¬versity. He has previously held the post ofvisiting poet at Stanford.Shapiro has written two volumes of poet¬ry, Common Dangers, and After the Digging NEWS BRIEMeg Greenfieldwhich will be published by Elpenor Press,Chicago.Wednesday’s reading is sponsored by theHumanities Collegiate Division, the MortonDauwen Zabel Lecture Series, and the Chi¬cago Review Speakers Series.Greenfield SpeaksSyndicated columnist Meg Greenfield, oncampus this week as a participant in theUniversity’s Visiting Fellows program, willpresent a brief lecture and hold a questionand answer session with students Friday at3 pm in Brested Hall of the Oriental Insti¬tute.Greenfield is the editorial page editor ofthe Washington Post. Her columns appearin Newsweek and many newspapers acrossthe country.FOTA Sets SchedulePerformances by numerous dance troopsand musical groups, art demonstrations andseminars, a film series, poetry readings,workshops — all these will highlight thisyear’s Festival of the Arts (FOTA), whichwill span the month of May.The celebration, in its 28th year at the Uni¬versity, is designed to afford students an op¬portunity to both see and experience art inthe making. FOTA brings to the Universityprofessional performers as well as local ar¬tists to share their crafts with University au¬diences.Some of the workshops to be held includebasic techniques in 35 mm photography,construction of banners to be displayedacross campus, then judged in a competi¬tion, and jewelry-making. The Festival will present films at Ida Noyes Hall and in con¬junction with DOC films, and will bring de¬buting dance troops in for performances atMandel Hall and Ida Noyes. There will alsobe events coordinated with the All-Universi¬ty Memorial Day Celebration, which issponsored by Student Government.The month-long celebration will beginMay 1 with the traditional Maypole Danceby the Country Dancers on the Quadranglesat noon.The $15,000 budget for the Festival hasbeen subsidized in part by a $5,000 grantfrom the Student Government FinanceCommittee. According to Managing Direc¬tor of FOTA Dave Appel. “The Festival ishighly subsidized, and as such, can provideentertainment free or at low cost.” Ticketsfor events are available at the Reynold'sClub box office.Watch for announcements of events, orcall the FOTA office at 753-3562 for informa¬tion on scheduling. — Alan SowizralBookstore to SponsorWriting ContestsIn an effort to give students a chance to“ventilate" their writing talent, the Univer¬sity of Chicago Bookstore next fall will begina series of contests for the best essay orshort story with a cash prize of $100.According to Stuart Brent, manager of thebookstore, this is the first time any majoruniversity bookstore in the country hasmade such an effort to open communica¬tions with the students it serves.“This is a new beginning and a new direc¬tion as far as the bookstore is concerned,”Brent says. He hopes to see the bookstorebecome an integral part of the intellectualenvironment of the University.Brent prefers not to consider this a con¬test, but rather as an opportunity for stu¬dents to write. “We want to give students achance to ventilate their writing talent,” heexplains. He believes that this is a good wayof finding gifted writers.The works submitted to the bookstore willbe saved Brent hopes that they will eventu¬ally be published in a book and placed on theshelves of the bookstore, and perhaps those;of other university bookstores around the |country.Essays and short stories will be judged by iprofessor Richard Stern of the Department1of English. Contests will be held at leastonce a quarter starting next fall.(Hebrew with English Subtitles)Yehuda Ne’eman’s controversial film about army life in Israel, one of the first of the new wave of Israeli films madeby a group of directors calling themselves Kayitz. It portrays the fast, dusty, noisy, scatological and erotic boot campexistence of Israeli soldiers. Two stories intersect: That of a harassed recruit who in a moment of exasperation jumps,too fast, after a hand grenade he’s been forced to throw into an abandoned Arab house, and dies, and that of theofficer who made him do it, a career soldier, young, good-looking, a lady killer and disciplinarian. Revealing a nation’sobsession with soldiering, the film functions upon both a realistic and symbolic level.Tuesday, April 14Law School AuditoriumAdmission: $1.50 - Sponsored by the Hillel Foundation 7:30 p.m.1111 East 60thSolde — Verkauf — LiquidacionApril 1-18 sale /-SeeonFrench, Spanish, andGerman Books20% off all titlesincluding dictionaries,technical books,references,fiction,criticism s* plus. . .SPECIALBARGAINSHELVES REEFER MADNESS7:00/10:15— and —James Dean inREBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE8:00Thursday, April 16Quantrell Auditorium$2 / $ 1.50 last show of ReeferSponsored by Bishop HouseThe Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, April 14, 1981 — 3By Andrea HollidayA large conference on women and acade¬mia will take place on campus next Thurs¬day and Friday, April 23-24. The conference,organized by the Graduate Committee onthe Study of Women (GCSW’) and funded byStudent Activities, will feature three speak¬ers in a panel discussion Thursday nightand, on Friday, a full day of workshops end¬ing with dinner. It will be the first gatheringof such size and scope on campus to discusswomen’s issues.Thursday’s speakers are Tillie Olsen, a 67-year-old author, Frances “Sissy” Farenth-old, a politician who was president of awomen’s college, and Mary Joe Neitz, a Uni¬versity of Chicago doctoral candidate whoteaches sociology and women’s studies atanother university. With University englishprofessor Janel Mueller as moderator, theywill address questions from the audienceafter each has given a short talk. This paneldiscussion will begin at 7:30 pm in the LawSchool Auditorium. Tickets can be pur¬chased in advance in the Reynolds Club BoxOffice or at the door. Admission is $2.50 stu¬dents/seniors, $4.00 general.The 25 workshops are free, but limited inthe number who may participate. Their for¬mats will vary with the topics, which rangefrom the workaday world (“Parenthoodand/vs Academic Career”) to more scholar¬ly matters (“Cross-Cultural Varieties of Fe¬male Role Definition"). Workshops will begeared toward various groups within theUniversity community: faculty, grad stu¬dents (“Avoiding Sexual Bias in BehavioralResearch”); undergrads (“On Being an Un¬dergraduate Woman at the University ofChicago”); administrators, staff (“UnionMaids at the University of Chicago”); peo¬ple entering the job market, and evenspouses of academics (“The Peculiar Situa¬tion of the Non-student Spouse”). Women in theUniversity:A Conference on Academics,Careers, and FeminismTillie Olsen’s talk Thursday, “Women andCreativity,” will deal with the subject of herlatest publication. Silences (1978): the cru¬cial power of circumstances — includingclass, color, sex — to determine whethercreative capacity w’ill flower or be impairedand lost. The working-class author droppedout of high school during the Depression.She began her writing career before becom¬ing a mother and breadwinner for four chil¬dren, then resumed writing in her mid-for¬ties. Olsen’s Tell me a Riddle, a collection offour novellas, was first published in 1961,when the title story won the O. HenryAward. Since then the four pieces have beenanthologized countless times, performed onthe stage, and made into a movie. A novel,Yonnondio: From the Thirties, was pub¬lished in 1974. In 1979 Olsen received an hon¬orary Doctorate of Arts and Letters fromthe University of Nebraska, in her homestate.The second speaker, Houston lawyerFrances “Sissy” Farenthold, will outline“Strategies for Change.” Farenthold was aTexas state legislator, founder and firstchair of the National Women’s PoliticalCaucus, and from 1976 to 1980 was president of Wells College in upstate New York. In aninterview with Ms. magazine, Farentholdsaid of her tenure at Wells, “four yearsthere has made me an avowed feminist. Ijust wasn’t aware of the rocky road thatwomen have had to travel in higher educa¬tion.” As president of the liberal arts col¬lege, she tried “to get young women think¬ing about a role in public life while they’restill in college. It’s never been encouraged,”she said. To that end she helped start thePublic Leadership Education Network, in¬volving programs at five women’s colleges.She also pushed hard to encourage studentinternships, which she considers “an impor¬tant part of our academic curriculum.”“The Value of a Feminist Vision" will bediscussed by Mary Jo Neitz (M.A., Ph D.University of Chicago). Neitz is on the facul¬ty of the University of Missouri. After gra¬duating from New College in Sarasota, Fla.,she served as a consultant on women’s stu¬dies there. She later taught sociology andwomen’s studies at Calumet College. Hermaster's thesis addressed “Working ClassWomen and the Women's Movement,” andshe has published several other papers onwomen’s studies. The five women of the GCSW who organ¬ized the conference say they are gratified bythe response of women both at the Universi¬ty of Chicago to their conference plans. AsGCSW member Betsy Hirsh put it, “the U ofC is not exactly a hub of feminist activity.Yet already, more than a hundred peoplehave registered for the workshops.”The workshops are intended to discussseveral central issues for women in univer¬sity life: special curricula and programs tostudy women’s issues; the career paths thatacademic women follow'; psychologicalpressures faced by women in academia; af¬firmative action; and the relationship of ac¬ademic women to the larger community.All of the workshops will be taped, and theGCSW hopes that some kind of publicationwill result from the conference. Hirsh saidshe hopes that the conference will stimulatewomen to start organizing on campus toachieve “whatever ends they think are mostimportant. I’m sure there will be strong dis¬agreements as to which goals are mostworthwhile,” she said.The workshops, to be held Friday in IdaNoyes Hall, are limited in enrollment toabout 25 persons each. Child care will beavailable to preregistrants. Those withoutreservations may be admitted at the door tothose workshops where space is available,but reservations are required for dinner,which costs $5.50. Booths where people maypreregister for the workshops will be set upduring this week in Woodward Court, the Di¬vinity School, the Shoreland, and Cobb Hall.Forms for preregistration are also availablein the Student Activities office on the 2ndfloor of Ida Noyes Hall.Other activities in Ida Noyes Hall Fridayinclude a talk by feminist writer Susan Grif¬fin, informal lunchtime discussions spon¬sored by Women in Medicine and othergroups, and visual displays on the history ofwomen at the University.•'CtTURSt^AyS' cmZ'-OOpn. *5T#2 VeRS\Z\«50$ ewe.p PApril 16PERDIDO STREETHOT CLUBRelax DanceListenComect>sponsored by UC.C.M.JfijOit msk iopcrjbrm,contact Carol joncs * 9ss hios4 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, April 14, 1981 The University of ChicagoDEPARTMENT OF MUSICTuesdayApril 14 OPEN HOUSE AT GOODSPEED HALL2:00-5:00 p mSee large ad for program listing.Wednesday Lecture: "On the Beginnings and Early Evolu-April 15 tion of Music Writing in the West"Leo I reitler, (C hairman. Musk Dopt sUNY at stonyBrook)3:00 p.m ]RL264Wednesday CHAMBER MUSIC ENSEMBLEApril 15 4:15 p.m. Goodspeed HallBeethoven. I no in I -Hal. op I no i I David Cato s. piano:Denise llonoau. violin. Hart Hel/er. cello/ lirahms. Sonatator clarinet and piano in I min op IJi) no. i Hasie\Blackwood. piano. Mark Vandorsali. clarinetiThursdayApril 16 STRING QUARTETNoontime Concert:12:15 p.m.Mendelssohn. String Quartet in I mm Mo 4 (Mark Hohn-streiter and Li/ Lombardi violins David Budil. violalohn I dwards. radio/m April 20 - ALL NQZART CHAMBER ORCHESTRA CONCERTMantle 1 Hall 8:00 pdirected bv Ray Stillv jnTickets at RovnoiTirrinh Bn* orrTT7B-School Capitalists c- Stage Their Own Pyg-malionBy Henry OttoSomething strange has been going on inMandel Hall the last two weeks and Umvesity officials are concerned. President Grayhas formed a task force of renowned facultyand prominent alumni to seek answers tothe following questions: Why are studentsfrom the Graduate School of Business(GSB) studying method acting instead of in¬terviewing technique; building sets insteadof financial empires; and trading invest¬ment reports for a script and a musicalscore?Some experts at the Wall Street Journalfear these extraordinary events signal an¬other round of inflation and unemploymentfor a weary American economy. A thoroughinvestigation, however, has revealed thatthe Business School students are preparingfor their presentation this Friday and Satur¬day nights of the annual GSB Follies, a mu¬sical written and performed by business stu¬dents and faculty. Produced exclusively bystudents, this year's show, “Capitalist Pyg¬malion,” asks the musical question “Will Iland a lucrative position with a national con¬sulting firm or will I have to accept thatoffer from Chrysler?”Although based loosely on My Fair Lady,the full scale musical-comedy offers a total¬ly new script and musical score all writtenby business students, says producer SabinaNegrea. The future M.B.A.’s have alsotaken on the tasks of set design and con¬struction, choreography, and direction. Ne¬grea estimates at least 50 students havetaken time off from their never-ending questfor power and obscene salaries to partici¬pate.“Capitalist Pyg-malion” focuses on the ef¬forts of John Deere, a naive animal hus¬bandry major at Wisconsin A & M, to stu- songs, dances, and sets. Tryouts brought 40people for the play’s 20 odd parts, and sever¬al professors were also invited to play them¬selves. Some students revealed a certainawe and fear of working so closely with theirclassroom taskmakers. “I feel funny sittingnext to Professor X. I got a D in his class,"said one cast memberIf all this sounds unbusiness-like, students3 did apply their sophisticated managerial^ training to at least one aspect of the prod-u uction: the show’s financing. Sixty shares ofc the production were sold at $10 a share too supplement a $700 loan from the Business Students Association. All profits will be paidback to the shareholders. Negrea explainedthe clever reasoning behind the stock sale:not only did it raise funds for the Follies, butit provides an incentive for stockholders tocome and bring their friends to increase thevalue of their stock.“Capitalist Pyg-malion” will be presentedFriday and Saturday nights at 8 in MandelHall. Tickets at $3.50 for students, and facul¬ty and $4.50 for everyone else, will be avail¬able at Reynolds Club, Cobb Hall, and CoxLounge daily from 11:00 - 1:00, and at thedoor.Cast members in rehearsal for Pygmalion.Bmble his way through the Chicago BusinessSchool. However, John is not the only one in¬terested in his efforts — it seems that stu¬dents are betting wildly on his chances ofsuccess, and the faculty are getting in on theaction through a secret stock exchangewhere stocks represent not firms but... no,that would be giving too much away. AlongJohn’s road to graduation, the play takessome potshots at professors, classes, recep¬tionists, and the students own professionalambitions. Director Tony Perona says that“everyone who comes to see the Follies willbe able to see the fun we’ve had doing this. Itreally shows on stage.”According to Perona, work began on theFollies last fall with the efforts of somemembers of last year’s show to solicit stu¬dents’ ideas for the 1981 production Oncethe Pygmalion theme was chosen, writingteams were assigned different scenes, andfrom the developing script came ideas forDale Clevenger,HORNChicago Symphony Orches^aWednesday. April 1 5Woodward Court8 PMAdmissionFree! Q-a-ft.flJLfl.AJLafl-g.fl-fl-flJLfi.Afl flA-flftJLAJLflJLfl-AAJLP.JLflJLfl-ft.P BflflflflflflftAJBeetf)obenPiano Trio in E-flat, op. 1, no. 1Sonata for Clarinet and Piano, op. 120, no. 1GOODSPEED HALLWednesday, April 154:15 P.M.Free Denise Boneau. violinHart Helzer. celloMark Yandersall. clarinetDavid Cates, pianoEaslev Blackwood, pianoDepartment nf ittusir‘TmnmnnmrrTnrTTnrrrinnnrYTTY'ginry^ ~5~6~e~8~tnnnnnre—afc-MomxtA Conceit(~Ti(hi’ts available at the Reynolds Club‘ Bov Ofjue bt'ijinnintj A pril 6sS rudents: $5, *4. &Faculty/Staff: 171'.°, *4 VLjcru’tal: *4, *7** ft?dfie CkicaqoSymphony 11’intisand friends, directed by Ray Stiltwith John Terry, pianoMonday,zApril 20,1 Q&1&:oo p m*leonMondeC __ Assembly WallUniversityThe Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, April 14, 1981 — 5ATTENTION: STUDENTS TAKINGCOMMON CORE BIO SCI COURSESYou are aware by now that the Common Core Lab, BioSci, BioSci099, is required to fulfill the BioSci Common Year requirements.A number of you have not yet started your lab experiments andyou are again being advised to report to Abbott 201 (974-51 E.58th) as quickly as possible to begin them. Please note thefollowing:Bio Sci 100 - Lab required for ALL students*106 - Lab required for ALL students*110 - Lab required for ALL students*111 - Lab NOT required119 - Lab required for ALL students*123 - Lab NOT required131 - Lab required for ALL students*143 - Lab NOT required147 - Lab NOT required151 - Lab NOT required152 - Lab required for ALL students*156- Lab required for ALL students*158 - Lab required for ALL students*168 - Lab required for ALL students*178 - Lab required for ALL students*'Exceptions were notified when they registered for the courseconcerning their specific Lab requirements.The first lab and any make up Labs must be turned in by the 6thweek. You will not be able to "make up" these experiments in afollowing quarter - they must be completed by the end of eachquarter of your sequence since the following quarter’s instructor(s) will also be choosing two other experiments for you to com¬plete.Any questions? Come to the B5CD office, Harper 228. ASHUM-AMSASeminar Series 1980-81Program in the Arts and Sciences Basic to HumanBiology and MedicineandAmerican Medical Students’ AssociationPresentAlvin R. Tarlov, M.D. ,Professor, Department of MedicineThe University of Chicagospeaking on the topicThe Evolution of theMedical Profession: APublic Policy PerspectiveMONDAY, APRIL 20, 19817:30 P.M.HARPER 130THE VISITING FELLOWS COMMITTEEpresentsMEG GREENFIELDNewsweek Columnist and Editorial PageEditor of The Washington PostREMARKS, QUESTIONS, AND ANSWERSFRIDAY, APRIL 17, 3:00 P.M.Oriental Institute, Breasted Hall 1155 East 58th Street6 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, April 14, 1981 1 1nil. ^x^JNUYUJNBy Vincent HilleryA gerbil for SG?Penn State University students almostelected Wimpy the Gerbil to student govern¬ment president in elections held April 3.This year’s election featured humans BillCluck and running mate Ken Reeves againstgerbil Wimpy and his human running mateFred Schiller. The Elections Commissionercommended Wimpy for running a veryclean campaign Wimpy’s name was not al¬lowed on the ballot because he is not a full¬time student. Nevertheless he garneredover 35% of the vote. The final tally washumans - 2,299; gerbil - 1,432.Frats Fined for NoiseFour Pitt University fraternities were re¬cently found guilty of violating zoning lawsThe four fraternities were fined from $50 to$1000 for having “loud parties that go on allnight.’’ Three of the fraternities maintainedthey were not operating fraternities at thelocations in question. “It just happened thata couple of the brothers ... lived in the sameapartment,” said one fraternity member.Neighbors did not agree however A neigh¬borhood spokesman responded, “We havenothing against the fraternities. We justdon’t vant them to be right next to peoples'homes, keeping them from sleeping.”Dorm Dwellers AidedFinancial aid will be adjusted next year atColumbia University to prevent unimproveddormitories from becoming “financial aidj ghettoes" according to the director of finan¬cial aid at that umversitv. Currentlv Colum¬ bia computes only two student expenseschedules based either on residence oncampus or non-campus housing. With thischange different student expenses will bedetermined for each dormitory. In this wayit is hoped dormitories’ will be preventedfrom becoming full of only students whocannot afford to live anywhere else.Application Levels UpApplications for the Fall 1981 freshmanclass are up an average 10% over year-agolevels according to a recently releasedChronicle of Higher Education Survey. Thesurvey of over 300 four-year colleges and un¬iversities found the average increase amongpublic institutions was 15.2%, while privateinstitutions experienced a 7.6% increase inapplications. Private institutions with en¬rollments of 1,000 to 2,499 and 5,000 to 10,000and public schools with enrollments of 500 to2,499 and 2,500 to 4,999 experienced the larg¬est gains. Institutions of higher learning lo¬cated in the Great Lakes and Plains regionfared better than their counterparts locatedelsewhere in the United States.Enjoy a FREE* carafe ofwine with dinner in theChartwell House anyTuesday 5 to 10 PMat theXHYDE PARKHILTON4900 S. Lake Shore Dr.288-5800 1/2 Price*DRINKS TUESDAY7PM TILL CLOSEBRISTOL LOUNGE•WITH UCID Mistakes Plague TestsRecent disclosures of errors in college en¬trance standardized exams have called intoquestion the usefulness of these tests in col¬lege admissions and scholarship award de¬terminations. Errors in last October’s PSATand SAT effected the scores of approximate¬ly 256,000 students, raising some scores by20 points. Estimates are that as a conse¬quence some 450 additional students shouldbe eligible for national or state merit schol¬arships.The errors have brought a rash of state¬ments criticizing ETS and ACT and de¬manding additional test-disclosure lawsThe Minnesota Public Interest ResearchGroup is calling on the Minnesota state le¬gislature to end the distribution of statescholarships based on SAT scores.A spokesman for ETS says that althoughmistakes are rare, there have been severalin the last ten years.Budget SlashedIn what may foreshadow the future at un¬iversities across the land, the financiallystrapped University of Michigan is consi¬dering a wide range of budget cuts to reducethat university’s $11.2 million deficit. In thelast month recommendations have beenmade to cut recreational sports iunding by27%, increase recreational user fees by 50%,reduce audio-visual instruction, production,and rental by 20%. cut support to the Centerfor Research on Learning and Teaching by25%. and completely eliminate the Universi¬ty Extension Service These cuts are in addi¬tion to a 6% across-the-board reduction in all academic and non-academic programs.Some student services will inevitably haveto be reduced according to university offi¬cials, but it is hoped none will have to be eli¬minated.Tenured Faculty FiredApparently tenure isn’t what it used to be.Michigan State University officials an¬nounced April 4 that over 100 tenured andtenure-stream faculty members would becut from the university payroll. MichiganState officials maintain the decision is notunprecendented, and many facultymembers view the cuts as unfortunate, butnecessary. M.S.U. is projecting a nearly $30million deficit this year.Meanwhile in Great Britain, governmentcuts in higher education funding could elimi¬nate 3000 faculty posts, many of them ten¬ured positions, by 1984. In addition, severaluniversities there may have to close perma¬nently. Sterling University in Scotland andthe University of Essex in England are like¬ly candidates for shutdown should closingsbecome necessary. Cuts in government aidand prdjected reductions in revenues fromforeign students would decrease total uni¬versity revenues in Great Britain by 15 per- jcent before 1984.Math RequirementCiting a serious deficiency in quantitativeskills among college students, officials atBarnard College, Columbia College s sisterschool, are considering instituting a mathe¬matics requirement for all students Acourse in math, logic, statistics, or com-jputer science would meet the requirement iOfficials say the class would be modeled!after the mandatory freshman English|course, and be aimed principally at reduc-iing “math anxiety"Garbage to SteamThe University of Illinois at Champaign-Urbana is currently working on a plan withthe city of Champaign to turn apple coresinto apples for the teacher. No. alchemistsare not at work at Illinois. Instead, the uni¬versity and the city are planning a $17 mil¬lion waste disposal incinerator that wouldburn 400 tons of waste per day. Approxi¬mately 25% of the steam used to heat uni¬versity buildings could be provided...and\Ne haven’t forgotten faculty & staff...IT'S THE SAME DEAL FOR YO‘U ON WEDNESDAY! University Pledges AidBy Matt BrennemanFor most students the ordeal is over. Bynow they’ve recharged their calculators,put away the income tax forms, washed outtheir coffee cups, swept up the cigarettebutts, and apologized to the roommates theyalmost killed for interrupting them duringthe long hours of deciphering financial aidliterature But those students who have yetto complete their labors received some las-minute help last week from the financial aidoffice.Approximately 50 undergraduates attend¬ed a forum on financial aid last Thursday-sponsored by the Office of College Aid andthe Undergraduate Business Club EleanorBorus. assistant director of College Aid,spoke to the group about the obligations andeligibility requirements of the College's fi¬nancial aid program, and described the wayin which the University allocates its $5 mil¬lion annual student aid budget She alsofielded questions from students about theirspecific financial problems.One major topic of concern was the fate offederal student aid programs under theReagan administration, which has request¬ed sharp cutbacks in tunding for student loan and grant programs. Borus said that al¬though the exact nature of the cuts has notyet been determined, the cuts are unlikely toforce students to leave school. “Sure finan¬cial aid will become more difficult to get.but I believe that there will be money forthose that need it. I think families are goingto have to become a little more tight withtheir money and will probably end up pay¬ing more of the financial expenses"She emphasized that the University willalways meet students' financial needs.One major problem for students on finan¬cial aid. Borus said, is their personal ex¬pense accounts She suggested that studentswho have difficulty controlling their person¬al expenses establish a budget so that theyknow where their monev goesIn addition, she urged students to applyfor loans and grants even if they believethey may be rejected, because the possibili¬ty of obtaining the money is worth the riskThe deadline for many grant and loan appli¬cations is April 18, she saidStudents who still have questions abouttheir financial aid applications can call thefinancial aid office at 753-4591.The forum w as organized by Brian F'rank-lin. a member of the Undergraduate Busi¬ness Club.The Chicago Maroon — Tuesaay, April 14, 1981 — 7Smith at WorstAn open letter to Dean J.Z. SmithTo the Editor:As you know, I noted the announcementfor the Open University (Chicago Maroon,April 3, 1981) with considerable excitement.I have admired your scholarship for sometime and had looked forward to the opportu¬nity to study with you in the setting that theOpen University was apparently designed tocreate. In an article in the Maroon April 7,Matt Brenneman noted that the programwas successful in part because the coursesoffered “were general enough so that stu¬dents with different backgrounds couldenroll in any of the courses offered”... Youwill, therefore, not be surprised at my dis¬may, and even anger when you told me,rather high-handedly and with no explana¬tion: “You can’t take the course. I don’tteach graduate students”. To my objectionthat this was advertised as an Open Univer¬sity, your rejoinder was even more unargu¬able. You told me that, were graduate stu¬dents enrolled, I should “consider the classcancelled”, and with a wave of the hand cutoff further discussion...I am aware that it has been your policy tooffer your courses in the College to under¬graduates only. I am also aware that, as aresult of who knows what academic politics,you no longer offer any courses to graduatestudents. Because you are a stimulatingclassroom teacher, and I am interested inyour subject, this is a loss I deeply regret.However, I have not, nor would I, considerintruding in your classroom. The right to ex¬clude, however arbitrarily, is deeply en¬trenched in academia and I do not questionyour perogative. In fact, there might evenbe a healthy pedagogical reason for your de¬cision to make of your college classroom anacademic island — or ghetto.It does seem to me that your decision iumaintain those same walls around your in¬quiry in the context of the Open Universitycreates some responsibility for public expla¬nation and discussion.As you are aware, following our chanceencounter April 7, I did decide to register inyour course, and was the first in line to doso. The student registrars somewhat embar-rassedly told me that I could register forany course except yours. Your secretary,they explained, had phoned them the pre¬ceding afternoon (subsequent to our en¬counter, I presume) to inform them of theexclusivity of your course. There had beenno such stipulation in any of the publicity orprinted materials for the Open University.My attempt to register evoked the follow¬ing correspondence from you:Dear Mr Milsom:As you were informed by both myself and thestudent in charge of registration, my "Open Uni¬versity Course” on Jonestown is restricted to un¬dergraduates only. As you know-, this i6 my policyon all of my College courses and was the same re¬striction on the "Open University” course that 1taught last vear. You are not. therefore, registeredin this course.I do not expect to see you at the first session Ifyou appear, I will take formal steps to have tres¬passer removedYours sincerely,Jonathan Z Smithcc: Mr. James W LewisI especially admire your administrativefinesse in letting me know that you weresending a copy to the Dean of Students at theDivinity School, where I am a student. Thisnot very subtle attempt at coercion wras aclassic example of the use of bureaucraticleverage, at which you are clearly adept.You have given me two choices; I can shutup and forget about the matter, a modest, ifintended, casualty of your “policy”, or Icould come to the class and face arrest.Most of my friends advise that I should just8 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, April LETTERS TO THE EDITORforget it. They say that even if you arebright and a capable teacher; and not with¬standing my considerable interest in thetopic; student pawns in academic powergames merely get stomped on and besides,my energy would be better spent elsew here.They may be right. It might even be the casethat the course would not be all that worth¬while, though I would like to find that out formyself.In conclusion, I would like to ask you to doone of four things:1) If the Open University is to be referredto only in quotation marks (as in your letter)then you ought to arrange for the people whopromote it to prominently advertise this factand change the name.2) If the Open University is what the name(and the advertising) implies, (despite anyaffiliation with the College), then perhapsyou ought to offer your course elsewhereand not under such misleading auspices.You might consider calling it “Jonathan Z.Smith’s Closed College” where the mottomight be: “if you don’t fit - tough shit”! Youcould make the rules, develop the curricu¬lum. define the categories, and maintain theboundaries.3) You might reconsider your original pol¬icy.4) Finally, I hope that you will feel someresponsibility to the university communityto explain in some public forum, the overrid¬ing need for your “policy” of categorical ex¬clusion — if there is any reason for it beyondpique, pleasure in the exercise of personalpower, or the inaccessible reaches of aca¬demic intrigue, which we students merelyglimpse from below from time to time.Richard MilsomStudent in the Divinity SchoolP S. We ll have to stop meeting like this.CherriesFirs^^To the Editors:It w as only a few months ago that NathanTarcov was so “embarrassed” at the sud¬den lack of a Soviet specialist in the politicalscience department. Now, it seems, Mr.Tarcov himself has felt little compunctionabout slipping away at the last minute to re¬capture the golden years of his high-schoolpolitical activism. Washington with thecherry blossoms is a lot more fun thanLocke and Dewey and dreary little Platodiscussion groups, isn’t it?Once again we have been presented withone of the less edifying consequences of fac¬ulty control over this university, and with areinforcement of the political science de¬partment’s reputation for cavalier, high¬handed conduct. I am sure we would all justlove the chance to connive with the CIA. Wewould all love to play the Man in Haig’s Sad¬dlebag. I’m sure it would be simply marvel¬ous to jet off to Europe in the middle of thequarter for a masquerade party with Phil-lipe Schmitter. Some of us, however, cameto this institution with rather different ex¬pectations of both ourselves and our instruc¬tors in mind Oh, I am not resurrecting theold demand that professors teach rele¬vance; I merely ask that they teach. To theprima donnas on this faculty this must be atruly revolutionary proposal.I welcome the new' essay requirements forpolitical science concentrators. It means thefaculty will have to stick around to readthem. Furthermore, I applaud the timing oftheir introduction. It means I don’t have towrite anything myself. President Gray, Iunderstand, is determined to raise enroll¬ment and money. I am certain that she real¬izes to what extent the attainment of thesegoals depends upon the good press this insti¬tution receives. When I leave here, I’mafraid that I will have to try very, very hardto think up something with which to obligeher.Loren GatchFourth Year, Political Science14, 1981 GieersforSpartsTo the Editor:In the April 7th edition of the Maroon,Comrade Otter, of the Sparticus YouthLeague, boldly made some astute observa¬tions concerning the rise of the “NewRight.” We commend his bravery for speak¬ing out under the threat of brutal retributionfrom those evil reationaries. In addition, wefeel it is our duty to amplify the vital argu¬ments of this well documented, carefullythought out essay.In several instances the good Comrade re¬ferred to the University of Chicago as “oneof the most elite and lily white” schools inthe country. In 1978 8.2% of the applicantswho applied to the university were rejected.This shocking elitism must be brought to ahalt immediately] After all, this rejectionrate is almost as high as at many stateschools.In regard to the Greensboro incident,which our Bolshevik buddy touches upon,we wish to add further details. As the filmsshown to the facist jury clearly reveal, itwas the Nazis who instigated the riot. Thepeace-loving Communists were forced tocharge, guns blazing, at the Nazis, who hadthe NERVE to claim the SAME freedom ofspeech as the leftists. The Communist’sheroic charge into the face of the facists’withering fire will be recorded into theannals of history. “On into the valley ofdeath rode the six hundred.” The jury thenhad the audacity to aquit the perpetrators ofthis heinous crime. How dare the Nazis de¬fend themselves?!Our Marxist friend briefly mentioned theworsening economic situation in Chile. Eversince the greedy capitalists, under the dia¬bolic tutelage of Milton Friedman, tookover, inflation has stubbornly persisted indeclining from 600% under Allende, to theunprecedented low level of 30%. The vast in¬crease in the standard of living could onlyhave resulted from mass starvation.Our proletarian brother has attested tothe harsh treatment received by Jews andother minorities in this country. The vastnumber of Jews wishing to flee to the SovietUnion is stark testimony to the benevolenttreatment accorded them by the Soviet au¬thorities.We applaud Comrade Otter and the Spar¬ticus Youth League for their gallant strug¬gle to free mankind from the oppressivechains of the Wall Street imperialists. We,like them, shall not rest until the radiantlight of Truth blazes forth for all to see.Fight for a socialist future, etcetera, etce¬tera.Jonathan FellowsH. Mark DelmanFreshmen in the CollegeForeign FollyTo the Editor:Although I am a big fan of the Maroon, Iwish your journal would take a less supine,more assertive attitude towards the news.Take, for example, your story on the visit ofthe Turkish foreign minister. This is how itshould have read:“Dozens of city police, university policeand federal agents equipped with walky-tal-kies and mysterious briefcases and accom¬panied by 10 squad cars, 2 police tow trucksand various trained animals guarded thetwo blocks between Pres. Gray’s residence,Pick Hall and the Quad Club during a visit tothe U of C by Turkish Foreign Minister literTurkmen. Because of the extensive securityarrangements no untoward incidents werereported other than a brief period when, ac¬cording to eyewitnesses, the police becameconfused about the whereabouts of the Tur¬kish leader, and small groups of themroamed disconsolately about the quads insearch of the missing foreigner. Unofficial search of the missing foreigner. Unofficialsources speculated that seciet talks held be¬tween the Turkish officials and the adminis¬tration concerned a program to aid the Uni¬versity’s financial position whereby theUniversity would use its police, labora¬tories, and south side location to process andmarket heroin from the middle east. Howev¬er, this has not been officially confirmed bythe University.”There! remember, your model should bePrivate Eye or Canard Enchain rather thanthe Times.A FriendP.S. All of the above can be verified.LabCheater^^To the Editor:There is a kind of cheating going on herethat is so widespread it is probably taken forgranted, and was thus neglected in yourcomplacent article. This is the practice isfaking results in labs. Almost everyone tak¬ing chemistry labs does it, except for a fewpeople who are not aware that the mean labgrade of the course is so falsely elevatedthat submitting honest results will result ina very low lab grade, often bringing downtheir overall grade as much as one point.The lab counts for 30 percent of the overallgrade in these courses. These people do suf¬fer in a very real way, not only from alowered G.P.A., but also from the accompa¬nying self-doubts and recriminations whenno amount of effort in the lab makes a dif¬ference.I think that the chemistry department isaware of this. I heard that the reagent forone lab period was changed to test its effecton the class’s results: almost everyone inthe class submitted results that were consis¬tent with the expected reagent rather thanthe actual one. If this is true, then no amountof weighing various aspects of the lab scoreswill make up for the fact that the people suf¬fering are those who are not submittingfalse results. In my opinion, labs should beconducted on a pass-fail basis.Mary C. MillardBioiogy Major in the CollegeVacation DangerTo the Editor:Hi.Did you enjoy your vacation?1 didn’t do much of anything in particular;a week and change was just enough time tolisten to a whole stack of new records, reada few good books, consume incredible quan¬tities of food at my grandparents’ house,and generally relax and recoup for yetanother round of academics. An energeticfriend of mine, here, who is something of arich-boy, spent his spring-break skiing inUtah, getting sunburnt on the slopes ofSnowbird and Little Cottonwood Canyon inlate March. While I have never been to Utahin the winter-time, I have been throughthere in the summer, when the three-walledcanyons are filled with flaming yellowgrass, the cool streams seem like the land'sown arteries, and the evening skies are ab¬solutely clear, laying bare the heavens toeven the most casual observer. Summercan't come soon enough.Perhaps a little vacation is a dangerousthing. Suddenly, B A s and M.A.s andM.B.A.s and Ph Ds and J.D.s seem infinite¬ly less interesting than taking off and spen¬ding six months or a full year travelingthrough all the seasons. Sure, Utah is greatin the summer, but what about the winter,when nylon-clad skiers ride up the tow-lines and chair-lifts to tesi. themselvesagainst the mountains? Let’s go and visitthe sharp crags of Wyoming in the earlyContinued on page 111-t-An Americanin PolandBy Andrew PatnerThe western visitor to Poland is greetedwith surprise after surprise. News accountsrelate the political and economic develop¬ments in this troubled country, but cannotapproximate the tension between hope andfear, the apprehension in the face of possiblehunger and Soviet invasion, that is felt bythe Polish people.Arriving in Warsaw last November 22,with a ten-day visa and no one to contact, Iwas invited into homes by strangers, toshare their apartments, their food and theirconversation over ever-poured glasses oftea. Each Pole I met — worker, student,writer — offered comments and analysis ofthe situation, but each remark was a part ofone continuous appraisal, as if there werebut one Polish consciousness in the face ofthe present crisis.The western visitor to Warsaw might ex¬pect a sea of red, busts of Marx and Lenin,and banners of socialist quotations, but noneare to be seen. Indeed, if one’s visit waspurely visual, it would be hard to tell youwere in a country that has been ruled bycommunist ideology for nearly 35 years.There are no references to Communism, so¬cialism, or the Soviet Union on any of thebuildings. Even the party headquarters isunidentifiable from the street. The only stat¬ues are of Chopin, Copernicus, Kosciusko,and other cultural and pre-Communist na¬tional heroes, and the only flags and ban¬ners are the red-and-white Polish flag, andthe increasingly more apparent slogans andposters of Solidarnosc, the independenttrade union: “an end to repression and prov¬ocation,” “we will succeed,” and “nic o nasbez nas (nothing about us without ust.”Various Eastern European cities havebeen described as gray, but none is so bleakas Warsaw in winter. After the city was al¬most totally destroyed at the end of WorldWar II, only two historic districts were re¬turned to prewar conditions. Otherwise, thecity is like a nightmarish creation of the Chi¬cago Housing Authority, and the designersof the Dan Ryan expressway. Massive hous¬ing developments and arterial highways fillthe city’s sprawl with no consideration ofhuman scale. New highrises resemble Chi¬cago’s Robert Taylor Homes, with tinyapartments and muddy, unfinished“parks.” Many of the old apartments have VIEWPOINTbeen subdivided into single bedrooms, withfive or six tenants sharing bathroom andcooking facilities. One woman I met lived ina new section of the city, built to accomo¬date 200,(XX) people, where only 35,000 havetelephones. There is a three-to-ten year waitfor new installations, and there are onlythree phone booths in the neighborhood.Of course, conditions such as these pre¬ceded the present crisis, but since the Au¬gust confrontations, the economic situationhas worsened literally each day. It is almostimpossible to comprehend an essentially-western country in peacetime, where thepeople have little or nothing to eat.Tadeusz and Anna are 25-year old art stu¬dents with a six-month old son, Misha. Theydivide their time between studies in Cracowand the Warsaw apartment of an uncle whois out of the country. They are on a waitinglist for a two-bedroom apartment in a newdevelopment and will be notified on their ap¬plication in 1985. ‘’Shopping is almost impos¬sible,” Anna says, ‘‘and to get food for thebaby is like hunting.” She depends uponvisits of friends from Paris or Berlin forbaby food and formula.Anna and her husband have long been ac¬customed to standing in lines of forty or fiftypeople for butter, milk, and meat, but as thecrisis developed over the summer, theyfound they had to buy whatever was giventhem when they reached the head of the line— planned meals or shopping were out of thequestion. In December, with the economicsituation at its worst in their memories, theystood in lines of 80, 90, or more, withoutknowing if there would be any food at allwhen their turn came. One day, Tadeusz re¬turned from three hours of “shopping” withnothing. “I don’t know how we’ll make itthrough the winter,” he said, “and next yearit will be worse.” The government has pro¬posed a tentative ration of 3 kg of butter perperson per year, and 3 kg of meat permonth. “It is tentative,” Anna says, “onlybecause they don’t know if there will be eventhat much.”But if the economic scene is dim. culturaland intellectual life have blossomed in whatmight be described as the “jailhouse law¬yer” effect on a grand scale. Deprived ofmaterials, contacts with the West, and evencopying machines for so long, the Poleshave developed a culture that puts the high¬est premium on study, culture, theatre, cin¬ema, and reading of all kinds. There areperhaps a hundred different reviews andpublications on politics, the arts, and let¬ters, some more underground than others,but all thriving in circulation, some copieschanging hands four or five times. Bookssell out in a single day and large crowds form for theatre, film, or concert tickets.Not only have the Poles abolished a 30 per¬cent prewar illiteracy rate, they have re¬placed it with a society both highly literate. n ' highlv literary. Studen'clubs now stagepolitical discussions poetry readings, andshowings of irevieusly banned docu¬mentaries to overflow audiences. When a’••■mor that n0 copiesof a suppressed bookhv \nbei Laureate Czeslaw Milosz might«u ,"'ar ai u ln)»>Kstoro'*» ih.. f m.*’t* ...«*r;»l o. ndn-fl rnnroe arrived at toe shop tow?s* 'Wnito the maPHum attempts to tellthem ‘bat no such shipment would arriveIn November, the hottest ticket in townwas for the unofficial showings of “robotnik80” (W’orkers 80), a Polish-made documen¬tary on the Gdansk negotiations. Scheduledfor widespread national release December8, hundreds fearing a last-minute ban on thefilm stood in line at the Riviera student clubattending screenings in shifts of 600. It wasthe first time most Poles saw films fromGdansk, but the audience reaction was morewhat would be expected at the showing of anAmerican Western than an historical docu¬ment. Workers were cheered, party appart-chiks hissed, and governent slips of the ton¬gue and union-negotiators' sarcasms weregreeted with heated laughter. Perhaps thegreatest applause came at the beginning ofthe film when a shipw'orker tells his inter¬viewer, “We are tired of lies, we are tired ofbeing spoken to like children. We do notwant to destroy the system as the govern¬ment says, we want economic justice. Weare not dirt,” we are educated. We must betreated as men.”Sentiments of patriotism run high in thefilm, as they do in daily life. There is anemotional singing of the national hymn(“Poland, You Are Not Yet Defeated") andof the Warsaw iana, a song of the 1830 upris¬ing against Russia. The anniversary of theuprising was celebrated November 29, with¬out official intervention, for the first timeunder communist rule. “Don't misread thisas a nationalist movement in westernterms,” my companion, a professor ofFrench says. “Understand that this is theonly way to be separate from the state, fromthe government. We must appeal to the na¬tion. They have tried so long to reduce, eveneradicate our culture. Now we must showthat we still find pride and strength in ourpast.”Although Poles emphasize that they havehad enough of Soviet-style Communism,they have no desire to see Western capital¬ism in their country. “We have escapedcommercialism, overconsumption, adver¬tising, drugs, fashion, and anti-intellectuali-sm,” says Roman, a journalist. “We are in¬ terested in economic and political change,in social betterment and equality, not inyour luxury, waste, and decadence.” “Whatwe would like to see,” adds his wife, “is so¬cialism, but a socialism that is human andhas space for pluralism.”In the last week of November, as tensionsmounted, the possible consequences of thechanges in Poland became more clear.Warnings from Czechoslovakian and EastGerman newspapers were echoed, or evenreprinted, in the soviet press. Western newssources (and even with the relaxation ofgovernment controls on the Polish press,)many Poles depend upon these for newsabout their homeland), reported Soviettroop build-up on Polish borders. Partychief Stanislaw Kania. in a televised ad¬dress to the nation, warned the people that1the time had come to “sober up”. But sobri¬ety and calm are now difficult indeed. Ateach confrontation, the government is in ano-win situation. If the party accepts a de¬mand of the workers, the people's resolvecontinues to grow. If the authorities resist,the workers respond with unrest and1strikes As the latest demands turn on inter¬nal security procedures and expenses, theworkers are challenging the basis of theCommunist Party’s control.In this atmosphere, all conversations turnto the possibility of Soviet invasion, of hav¬ing what the Poles call “guests ’. The peopleare understandably wary of making predic¬tions, but most I talked to. especially theyoung people, fear the Russians will come.“It is only a matter of time.” says Marta, afilm student. “In Prague, it was fourmonths, five months they had a freecountry, and then it ended. We are almost atthat point now . But this will not be anotherPrague There w ill be resistance There willbe a war.”If the Poles are divided about the proba-Continued on page 10Andrew Patner is a fourth-year stu¬dent in the College and a former editorof The MaroonLife With the Butler; Good Help is Hard to FindBy Peter BernsteinMany of us are led to believe that a degreefrom the University of Chicago will be ourticket to the good life of big houses, fancycars, and assorted home appliances. I don’tdoubt this, because although I have yet toreceive my B.A.. 1 am already experiencingthe life of the idle rich. 1 am, in fact, proba¬bly the only undergraduate here who actual¬ly has a butler. Don is his name and he is myever-so-faithful servant.On the first day of fall quarter Don movedhimself — and very little more — into theseven by three foot room which had pre¬viously served as my pantry. After layingdown a thick blanket to serve as his bed,Don taped to the wall his only other posses¬sion of note — a tear-jerking letter from thehousing office informing him that he was nolonger welcome in any of the University’sdormitories. We briefly discussed the termsof our agreement:In exchange lor free rent Donaldwill clean all common areas and he isresponsible for all general upkeep ofthe premises. I benevolently decided to give Don a key tothe front door, and with that we were off andrunning.It seemed like a no-lose situation for me. 1wasn’t really paying anything; the Filipinofamily of four which had rented the pantrythe summer before was no longer in town.Furthermore, I had access to Don’s $200car Don did serve as a competent chauffeuruntil he introduced his 73 Maverick to a 76Granada. Nevertheless, a trip to the emer¬gency room seemed like an awfully smallprice to pay for a butler.As the weeks wore on Don proved quiteuseful. I was freed of the drudgery of keeping my apartment tidy and Don’s peculiarlyhigh tolerance for pain provided me withmany a good laugh — (“It didn’t look hot tome either. Donald”). Apparently equallycapable of carrying out his duties sober orintoxicated, he chose the latter conditionmore often than not. And even if he didbreak something now and then it stillseemed like a small price to pay for abutler.But, alas, like the eunuchs who as ser¬vants rose to positions of great pow er in dyn¬ astic China, Don, too. began to assert him¬self. During the month of December alonehe:1) Sold my bed2» Pre-registered me for Serbian•2013) Cancelled my C.RE scores4) Told my mother 1 had become amedium"I was only trying to help,” he explainedwhile mixing himself another poor man'sBlack Russian — Vodka and Bosco.Winter quarter began with a flurry of ac¬tivity, as well Don joined a union and thetotal cost of his unemployment ^insurance,medical and dental plans, and a comprehen¬sive pension program exceeded my entiresummer earnings It was getting harder andharder to convince myself that this wastruly a no-lose situation But I was still notprepared to admit defeat — not. at least,until last Tuesday.Black Tuesday began w ith Don cheerfullydeclaring that his loan check had finally ar¬rived This pleased me because I foolishlythought Don might repay me for some of my clothes which he had given to the SalvationArmy. But when I returned to the apartmentthe sight of fire engines convinced me that Ihad played the fool yet againDon was calmly standing in the living'room clad only in peach jockey briefs.)smoking a cigar, and drinking some vileconcoction of Cognac and cherry liquer. Atfire official w as standing next to him. finish¬ing the caviar, and listening to Don explainthat although he had alw ays thought that in¬flammable meant the same thing as flamm-;able he was never really quite sure. A con-,tainer of paint thinner and Don's copy of“Emotional Rescue" were all that re-jmained of the West side of my apartment.So. as I said. I’m well accustomed to the;life of the rich: just 22 and I'm already up tomy knees in lease violations. law suits, andfinancial liabilities Therefore, if 1 mayoffer a bit of advice to the many pre-profes¬sionals who attend this university, please re¬member that these days, “good help is hardto find”. 1Peter Bernstein is a fourth-year stu¬dent in the CollegeThe Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, April 14, 1981 — 9Physicists BuildShuttle DevicesBy Darrell WuDunnTwo University physicists will be payingmore than usual attention to today's land¬ing of the space shuttle Columbia.Peter Meyer and Dietrich Muller arespending seven years and over $6 millionbuilding an instrument to study cosmicrays, the highest energy particles ever di¬rectly measured. A scheduled 1983 spaceshuttle flight will carry the 3000 pound in¬strument into orbit.Cosmic rays, which are actually the nu¬clei of atoms, strike the earth from all direc¬tions in space, some with energies farhigher than those in the largest particle ac¬celerators. Although cosmic rays were dis¬covered in 1911, their origin is still un¬known.Meyer explains that, because they arecharged particles, cosmic rays are bouncedaround the Milky Way by the galaxy’s mag¬netic fields and cannot be traced to theirsources as can light, which travels from dis¬tant stars in relatively straight lines.Meyer says that the only clues to thesources of the particles are their energiesand the ratios of the different elements andisotopes of the elements that they repre¬sent.In 1972, the researchers found that nucleiof lighter elements like lithium, beryllium,and bon are less abundant than expectedamong very high energy cosmic rays. Mull¬er explains that these lighter cosmic raysare created when heavier cosmic raysj< those containing more protons and neu-| trons) collide with atoms of the gas between| the stars.i “The scarcity of light elements implies PolandDietrich Mullerthat the most energetic rays travel throughless interstellar gas. We will test this idea bymeasuring cosmic rays of ten times greaterenergy than have been measured before,”he says.These high energy particles can be mea¬sured now because of a new type of detectordeveloped by Muller and his students.Called a transition radiation detector, itmeasure the X-rays emitted when chargedparticles such as cosmic rays pass from onematerial to another.A dozen engineers and technicians arebuilding the egg-shaped instrument, mea¬suring ten feet wide by twelve feet long, in atwo-story assembly room at the University.When construction is completed late thisyear, it will be shipped aboard a speciallybuilt trailer to a test center in Maryland,and, in 1982, to the Kennedy Space Center inFlorida.Muller says that this experiment is justthe first of what should be many Universityof Chicago experiments taken into space bythe space shuttle. NASA has approved a sec¬ond flight for the detector and the construc¬tion of a second detector to be carried by theshuttle to study cosmic ray protons and elec¬trons not measured bv the current device. Continued from page 9bility of invasion, they are united on thispoint. No one can say how such resistancewould be organized or how the Polish armywould be involved, but all agree that thePoles would fight. There is talk of a nationalhunger strike, and Jerzy, a laborer, jokes“we are getting plenty of practice for thatnow”.Perhaps the mood in Poland is bestsummed up by Irene, a social worker, home¬maker, and member of Soldarinosc’. “TheCommunists’ own ideology talks about massmovements and the power of the prole¬tariat,” she said. “Well, the Polish peopleare untied as at few times before; the liesand actions of the authorities have galvan¬ized us. Although it is hard, I am an opti¬mist. If the Russians don’t come, I still don’tknow- that we will succeed, but we will try. Ifthey do come, I don’t know that we will win,butl know we will fight.”Before I left, a friend gave me a copy ofJanusz Korczak’s Memoirs to read. Thebook is the journal of a Polish educator whoran a school for the children of the WarsawGhetto, and who went with his pupils to thegas chambers at Treblinka, refusing oppor¬tunities for freedom or escape. It is a docu¬ment like Anne Frank’s Diary — a searchfor tenderness in the most inhuman situa¬tions, the record of a man who tried tocreate a pocket of humanity in a barbaricstate. One finds in these writings the joy ofhuman life and love felt by the Poles even inthe darkest of hours, the hope that somehowchange will come despite all odds and pre¬dictions.I have never been in a place where somany people had so little, and yet were soeager to give, to talk, and to learn. Eachperson I met insisted that I share a meal with him, that I accept a gift or momento ofPoland. One man insisted that the weatherwas too cold for me. and asked me to take aleather coat. After repeated refusals, I accepted when he asked me to take it and sendit to the survivors of the Italian earthquakeI have never been shown such kindness, andI have never met a people who place suchimportance on friendship, family, and hospitality. I return to the Memoirs of Korczakagain and again to find the spirit of Polandtoday, and then I try to forget that his arethe writings and optimism of a doomedman. _ ,copyright 1980 by Andrew PatnerVacationContinued from page 1ment. They have no power to charge theofficers with criminal offenses.The States Attorney office can directlycharge the officers with criminal indict¬ments if it feels that there is enough evi¬dence to convict them of the charges or itcan also appoint a Special Prosecuter tohandle the investigation. This lengthier pro¬cedure could result in a preliminary hearingwhich would decide if there is enough evi¬dence to proceed with the prosecution. Thefinal step would then involve a Grand Juryhearing which would bring formal chargesagainst the officers.It is not known which route will be takenby the States Attorney. Both agencies havealso refused to comment on the progress oftheir respective investigations.Stein believes that this unusual delay isbeing used to calm a potentially explosivesituation. “Had the police had a solid de¬fense,” said Stein, “the results would havebeen quickly returned.”THE LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRY©olp ^tfb ant) €astprApril 14 Tuesday;5:00 p m Sermon & EucharistApril 15 Wednesday:5:00 p m. Sermon & EucharistApril 16 Maunday Thursday:7:30 Sermon & EucharistApril 17 Good Friday:7:30 p.m LiturgyApril 18 Holy Saturday:8:00 p m. Easter VigilApril 19 Easter Sunday:6:30 a m Sermon & Eucharist7:30 am breakfast8:30 a m Sermon & Eucharist10:45 a m Sermon & Eucharist5500 ^>outl) IDooMchnnl arry Motor, PastorConrad Swanson Vu ar THE (iRAMATE COMMITTEE! (I\ THE STtBV OF WOMEV PRESETS\COMKKRKNCKWOMEN &THE UNIVERSITYI lmr>da\. April 2.3. 7:30 P.M.Law School AuditoriumIII .ME OLSEN. tuihor. TEEI. ME IHIDDEE. SII.EM.ES"EEM U.EC.HE IIH El) l\ U:\DEME"FRANCES “SISSY" FARENTHOM).hornier President. It ells College“STH ITECIES FOR Cl I I XCE"MARY JO NEITv .. Eniilnttli' Si in lent. Snriolnzv"1 I El EDI f EEM I MSI I IMHVJANKL MUKLLEK, Professor. English Drill.P 1 \ EE MODEK ITOKtickets now it m ixdee u in m>\ nu n /> 1.00 Con oral s2..10 S indents \ SeniorsII ORKSIIOPS II I. I) I) \PH\E 21REUS ER I IIO\ FORMS f 7 s /7 />/;\ / (/ ,n ,,,, s10 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, April 14, 1981MilitaryContinued from page 1cent who had done so before the end of thedraft. Military officials have complained ofthe increasing difficulty of training these re¬cruits to operate and repair sophisticatedweaponry.Evidence of these difficulties came lastyear when 84 percent of the Army’s motorvehicle repairmen and 89 percent of itsHuey helicopter repairmen failed tests de¬signed to measure on-the-job performance.The changing racial composition of themilitary has also been a cause for concernamong military officials. Blacks now makeup 21 percent of the members of the AVF,while they make up only 15 percent of theeligible population nationwide.“Washington is divided over what to doabout the All-Volunteer Force (AVF),’’ Jan¬owitz said. “Something just has to be done,and no clear policy is emerging.”“If this administration is really seriousabout improving our defense posture,they’re going to have to do something aboutmanpower,” Janowitz said. Although Presi¬dent Reagan has yet to take a position on themeans for easing the military’s manpowerneeds, various military and Congressionalleaders have grouped around three compet¬ing proposals.The simplest approach, advocated by De¬fense Secretary Casper Weinberger, wouldbe to increase the pay of servicemen to alevel comparable to civilian-sector jobs.The basic pay for beginning enlisted men,$448.80 a month, is so low that many servi¬cemen either moonlight at other jobs or areon welfare, according to government fig¬ures.Another alternative, favored by Janowitzhimself, is to increase educational benefits available to servicemen, in a program mod¬eled after the GI bill of rights, whose educa¬tional benefits were abolished in 1976. Jan¬owitz believes that eventually all federaleducational assistance should be made con¬ditional on some form of national service,although he admits that this is unlikely towin Congressional approval in the near fu¬ture.The final alternative is a draft, a proposalwhich Janowitz says has “a few” supportersamong members of Congress and the mili¬tary. However, “most of (the members ofCongress) are not interested” in a draft,Janowitz said.A staff member of the House Armed Ser¬vices Committee, who asked not to benamed, said that he expects the House toconsider a bill restoring educational bene¬fits to servicemen during the fall or earlynext year.“This year is really the first year thatthere’s been a lot of interest” in legislationto restore educational benefits to service¬men, the staff member said. However, headded that support for the most prominentof these bills, sponsored by Mississippi Con¬gressman “Sonny” Montgomery, is stillshallow, and that its fate will depend greatlyon whether or not it is endorsed by PresidentReagan.Janowitz believes that the lack of organ¬ized student support for an educational ben¬efits program may hurt its chances for pas¬sage.“The big issue is that young people havenot come out and said that they’re in favorof it,” Janowitz said of the educational ben¬efits legislation. “The student body is not or¬ganized politically.... Are they smartenough to realize that (the AVF) doesn'twork? If (an educational benefits program)doesn’t work, then the threat of a draft will increase. Can young people look around thecorner, or are they just looking out downtheir noses?”Increasing educational benefits for mili¬tary services, particularly in a time whenother sources of federal educational assis¬tance are being cut, will attract more col¬lege-bound persons to military service, Jan¬owitz maintains. Before the abolition of theGI bill, he said, “college-bound peopleserved in the armed services in sufficientnumbers to contribute to the effectiveness ofthe military.” Since then, however, the per¬centage of high school graduates enlisting inthe armed forces has fallen sharply.“When you have a mix of different skillsand backgrounds, it rubs off on the wholegroup,” Janowitz said. “We don’t want it tobe made up of the dispossessed only.”It is the public image of the military as ahaven for social misfits that may prove oneof the most crucial obstacles to increasingits attractiveness, he believes. “My esti¬mate is that we’re dealing with a toughproblem in getting Americans to realize thatmilitary service should be honorable andworthwhile; in some respects it is now re¬garded as the employer of last resort. It s analternative to welfare — and one reasonwe’re having so much difficulty is becausewelfare payments are almost as good asmilitary payments.”Janowitz argues that simply increasingthe pay of servicemen will not solve theseproblems. When Congress abolished educa¬tional benefits for the military at the requestof President Ford, he said, “they were ledastray by economists who said don’t worryabout the GI bill of rights; just pay'peopleand let them make their deci¬sions.’...whereas this is a more complicat¬ed. creative kind of solution. It’s a view ofmankind that is stimulated not only by eco¬ nomic considerations, but by the context ofeconomic considerations.”StranglingContinued from page 8spring, when tiny purple flowers fill eventhe smallest coves of rock-hewn shelterfrom the wind; let’s get a car and ridethrough three solid days of corn acrossNebraska and the farm state at the highpoint of the growing season, and thengo and suck back a few beers in the middleof a lake encircled by a ragged-canopied firforest clear up to the timber-line Let’sgo down to North Carolina, and spend an¬other afternoon at Strick’s TruckStop.kicking rocks across the junkyardout back of the restaurant, listeningto the sows and piglets squealing in theirchicken-w ire hog runs. At the end of sum¬mer, we could spend a few nights in SouthDakota's Black Hills, listening to the rough-barked pines drop the last of their vanilla-scented pitch onto the needle-cushionedforest floor And then, back home to ConeyIsland, where the ocean is as many shadesof blue as the sky above the cotton-candy-colored rides and fast-food stands and barsthat smell like beer and piss and a thousandother stale and sweet things; we ll order upa half-dozen cherrystone clams with hot Isauce at Nathan's clam bar, and watch the jold black man behind the counter split theirshells with three clean motions of his dull-;edged knife.It's only nine weeks, now, until summer !Can you stand to w ait°Laurie KalmansonGoodspced Hall j.IProgram, of Events j(times approximate»IIt2:00 Welcoming RemarksPhilip Gossett, Chairman, Department of Music2:15 Claudio Monteverdi .. .Madrigal Cycle: Lagrime d’AmanteCollegium Musicum Motet Choir; Howard M. Brown,director2:45 Lecture: “Music at the U of C in the Old Days”Paul Hume, Music Critic; The Washington Post3:15 Paul Hindemith ... Eight Pieces for Solo FluteElizabeth Baltas, fluteCynthia Knaut (grad. stu. U. of C.) . . .Intermezzo for Solo V iolin.David Hildner, Violin.Igor Stravinsky ... 8 InstrumentalMiniatures for 15 Players •U. of C. New Music Ensemble4:00 Lecture: “Beyond Twelve Notes”Easley Blackwood. Prof. Department of Music4:30 W.A. Mozart... String Quartet in D min., K.421Lexington String Quartet (Michael Jinbo, violin;Beth Bistrow, violin; Dan McDonald, viola;Van Bistrow, cello)IAll art enrtlmllif in nleil to shore >n the utternoou s festinhes.I.iifht rein sh meats irill he sereeil.(sponsored by » he Visiting Committee 1 he Depart men' o| Music) The UniVcr>iry of ChicatjoDepartment of Musiccordially invites you to anOpen f/ouse-in celebration of the50th Anniversary ofit he Department of{Music and the-Inauaumtion of itsNew BiuUittujatCjoodspeed HaltDistinguished Lecturers; and Recitals of Renaissance,Classical,and Contemporary Chamber Miisicint ijoodspced Halt5$45 5outli EllisIncsdav, April M, IP£12 to 5TM-The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, Aprit 14, 1981 — 11SPORTSS.O.B. Day, Anyone?By John Con lasBeing sports editor does have its advan¬tages. Besides giving me an opportunity tomake my mother proud of me, I also get lotsof press releases from other schools tellingme about such interesting things as theKnox College SiScot golf tournament,which, by the way, will be held April 10 and11 at the Soangetaha Country Club in Gales¬burg, Illinois. One of my favorites, however,came into the office the other day fromHartford, when I found out that I was chosenas the campus union representative for theMajor League Baseball Fans Strike Union:Recruitingis Clean HereBy Neal RappaportFourth-year College student Neal Rappa¬port examines the athletic recruiting pro¬gram at the University of Chicago in thisfirst of two installments. Rappaport assistsDan Tepke, Associate Professor and Assis¬tant Chairman of Physical Education andAthletics, and through his position is famil¬iar with the recruiting problems.Recruiting — the dirty word of collegeathletics. The abuses are well known —promises of cars, money, houses, and girlsin order to get high school stars to enroll at aschool. Well-heeled alumni pouring moneyhand-over-first to help build a winningteam. The all too frequent ending is less thanhappy as the athlete w'inds up with no de¬gree, no pro contract, and often no hope.This situation, like many other things con¬cerning athletics, is quite different at theUniversity of Chicago. Talented high schoolstars receive nothing “under the table.” Theonly promises they receive, according towrestling coach and athletic recruitingcoordinator Leo Kocher, are the opportunityto partake in “the best possible educationand compete in a competitive Division IIIprogram.” But, achieving a competitivelevel, even in Division III takes players, sothe University of Chicago must join otherschools in the recruiting battle.According to Kocher, the people that Chi¬cago is interested in are not the ones pur¬sued by Oklahoma, USC, and Alabama, but“the highest calibre scholar-athlete withemphasis on the scholar.” All athletes mustmeet the same admissions standards as thegeneral student body, and the admissionsdepartment is not under the sway of overlyzealous coaches. While there recently hasbeen closer cooperation between the Athlet¬ic Department and the Office of Admissions,with members from both groups serving onthe Committee on Athletic Recruitment, thejtwo are. in Kocher’s words, “totally sepa¬rate.”j Finding the highest caliber scholar-I Continued on page 14 Dear Sports Editor:Being an astute observer of the currentbaseball scene, (I think I am pretty astute—I know that the Phillies won the WorldSeries last year and that Chicago has twomajor league teams), you will no doubt re¬cognize that the fans strike is, at present, afigment of my imagination.However, I do believe that with your helpand the help of your colleagues across thecountry, a symbolic one-day boycott ofmajor league ball parks can become a reali¬ty.At our most recent National Strike DayCoordinating Committee meeting, you werechosen to be the campus union representa¬tive for the Major League Baseball FansScoreboardMen'sBehavioral Science Club 3 Benelux 2BRM 6 Learned Feet 0Chamberlin 2 Hitchcock 0Hale 4 Phi Gam 3 (O.T.)Vincent 2 Dews Brothers 1Psi U 3 Bradbury 1Shorey 2 Lower Flint 1Dudley 4 Blackstone 1Orient Express 3 ... Europeans 1Liberal Tradition 6 Sick Dogs 3F r o n d i z z i'N'TheSpecslKorean Club 2 Behavioral Science 0 (O.T.)Flint United 0Lower Rickert 7 .... Compton 0Henderson 2 Michelson 1Women'sDudley 3 Dodd 1Upper Wallace 5. .. Upper Flint ’Lower Flint 3 Snell 2Lower Wallace 1.... Tufts 0 (O.T.)Insane Unknowns by forfeit over BradburyBehavioralScience NipsBeneluxBy David GruenbaumIn the biggest upset of the season so far.Behavorial Science knocked off F.C. Bene¬lux 3-2. It was the presence of formerN.A.S.L. soccer star Mauri Diane that madethe difference as he scored all three of theBehavorial Science Club goals. Mr. Diane iseligible to participate in intramurals as he isa graduate student at the University. Dianedid not show for the big game against Fron-dizii W the Specs, however, and the Specsheld on for a 1-0 victory in an overtime shoo¬tout. It might have made a difference ifDiane had showed, as last year he played inthe only game that the Specs, or Jeff as theywere known as last year, lost all season.Tim Weithers, Behavioral’s other star-player, was unable to play in the Specsgame because of injury.In other games, The Orient Express upsetthe Europeans 3-1 in a game in which very Strike Union. (What an honor! I didn’t evenknow I was in the union, let alone an officeholder!). Your duties shall be as follows f Nowonder I got picked—no one else was willingto do any work):1. Print the enclosed literature in theschool newspaper.2. Distribute copies of the enclosed litera¬ture across campus.3. Solicit orders for “STRIKE OUT BASE¬BALL” T-Shirts ($5.95 plus $1.25 handling).4. Solicit orders for “STRIKE OUT BASE¬BALL” bumper stickers ($1 plus self-ad¬dressed, stamped envelope).5. Picket your neighboring major leagueball park with hordes of fellow unionmembers on May 16, 1981.6. Any campus union representative whoattends a major league ball park at a desig¬nated strike site on May 16, 1981, shall auto¬matically be expelled from the union.”Sincerely,David L. ClayI then picked up page 2 which further ex¬plained the strike.I learned that on March 20, 1981, “inneighborhood gin mills (a.k.a. bars) acrossthe country and in Canada, diehards stood inline to cast their ballots which would decidethe fate of stadium attendance on May 16,1981. May 16, 1981 will be referred to as‘Strike Out Baseball Day’ (S.O.B., whichalso refers to the owners and players whodrove us to this drastic action).” This deci¬sion was reached through a majority of fanswho voted for the strike. 21 of the 26 teamshad fans who favored striking. One of theteams, the Yankees, whose fans votedagainst the strike, had a protest lodgedMen's Socim Top Ten1. Frondizzi & The Specs2. Behavorial Science Club3. Ting and The Liberal Tradition4. F.C. Benelux5. K.U.U.C.6. Lower Ricker)7. The Orient Express *8. Chamberlin9. The Europeans10. Psi UTeams to Watch: Commuters, Fallers,United, Henderson, Saudi Unioniittle English was spoken. Third-ranked Lib¬eral Tradition continued their winning waysknocking off the Sick Dogs 6-3. The KoreanClub continued its domination of the inde¬pendent league by defeating a tough FlintUnited club 2-0, as J. Ahn led the way scor¬ing two goals. Sixth ranked Lower Rickertcontinued to look like the team to beat in res¬idence as it blew away highly regardedCompton 7-0. It was a “dirty” game, playedin the muck and mire of the Midway Valley.Lower Rickert held a 1-0 lead at halftimeand then ran off six goals, as Elliot Burosand Jeremy Soybel pumped in two goalsapiece. Lower Rickert goalie Jeff Trinkleinonly had three shots taken on him in the en¬tire game. Compton goalie, Stavros Lam-brinidis was excellent in goal despite theone-sided score, making over twentysaves.Chamberlin beat Hitchcock 2-0, as goalieJim Augustinsky gave a cameo perfor¬mance. Hale had a come-from-behind victo¬ry over previously*mbeaten Phi Gam 4-3, inovertime. Hale surely has to be the best one-two team in residence socim. Tenth-rankedPsi U continued unbeaten as it staved offBradbury 3-1. Fallers looked quite good inbeating Upper Flint 3-1, as Fallers resi¬dence head Andy Cheung scored two goals.Greg Sachs was excellent in goal for Flint,stopping many tough shots in the first half.In women’s play, Dudley beat Dodd 3-1, asSue Adelhart scored three goals. KarenGeraghty and Jean Shimotake scored twogoals each to help lead Upper Wallace to a5-1 victory over Upper Flint. Lower Flint de¬feated Snell as Kate Sparks pumped in threegoals for the victors. The number oneranked team, the Insane Unknowns was idleas Bradbury forfeited. against that decision “when it was learnedthat the Yankee club owner was observedpassing out $20 bills to fans standing in lineto vote.” I guess baseball is not even im¬mune to bribery. Anyway, with this man¬date for a fans’ strike, on May 16 baseballparks will be empty, hopefully at least in theminds of strike organizers.The major strike issue concerns “fancompensation,” a proposition “whereby thebaseball fans would receive a dollar’s worthof quality entertainment for every dollar ul¬timately spent by fans to make players mil¬lionaires while owners reaped outrageousprofits or sold their teams down the tubes inorder to stay financially afloat.” This propo¬sition was rejected by both owners andplayers in their 1981 winter meetings. Theletter did not explain what a “dollar’s worthof quality entertainment” is. Consideringwhat a dollar is worth, watching a rain-outat Wrigley Field, or watching a Cubs’ doub¬leheader at Wrigley Field might qualify as adollar’s worth of entertainment.”Although you may or may not favor thestrike, or may not even care about thestrike, remember, I was appointed to tellyou about the strike. Also, I was appointedto solicit orders for T-shirts and bumperstickers. If you are interested, here is theaddress:STRIKE OUT BASEBALLP.O. Box 1893Hartford, CT 06144N.B.: The Maroon does not support or op¬pose S.O.B. Day.Women's Socim Top Five1. Insane Unknowns2. Shorey3. Lower Wallace4. Lower Flint5. DoddTeam to Watch: Upper WallaceGames To WatchFRONDIZZI \V THE SPECS - F.C BENELUXTues 4:00 M-ESpread : Frondizzi by 1 . The number one rankedteam takes on the number four ranked team. Ben¬elux-had a tough draw this week, as they playedIBehaviorial Science, with Mauri Diane playing forthe Club, whereas Frondizzi was lucky enough toface a Mauri-less Behaviorial Science Club.Should be an excellent gameORIENT EXPRESS - SICK DOGS Tues 4 00M-WSpread: Express by 2 .... The Orient Expressmade souvlaki out of the Europeans in a game lastweek and should be able to curb the Sick dogs. TheSick Dogs, though showed good offensive power inscoring three goals against third ranked LiberalTradition.BEHAVIORIAL SCIENCE CLUB - LEARNEDFEET Tues 5:00 M-ESpread: Behavioral by 3 In this particulargame it should not matter if Mr. Diana decides toshow or not. Behavioral Science should be able towin this game regardless.UPPER WALLACE - BRADBURY Wed 4 00M-ESpread. Upper Wallace by 3 Wallace cameback after a miserable performance againstShorey last week to blow away Upper Flint overthe weekend, 5-1. With their strong offense lastyear s defending champions. Wallace, shouid bestarting their surge again.^iSport^riel^^™On Saturday, April 25, the Order of the Cwill be sponsoring a keg give-away and bar¬becue at the Maroons’ doubleheader base¬ball game against Lake Forest. All are invit¬ed, and more information will be availableat a later date.The athletic department has announcednew spring quarter hours for Bartlett Gym¬nasium Tuesday through Friday. Bartlettwill close at 7 pm, instead of its usual 10 pmclosing. Other hours will remain the same:Monday, open 8:30 am until 10 pm; Satur¬day and Sunday open from 10:30 am until4:30 pm. These new hours are not dictatedby a lack of lunds, hut rather by a lack ofusage due to pleasant spring weather and in¬creased popularity of the Field House.12 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, April 14, 1981'IPeoplePowerhelpspreventbirthdefectsSupportMarch of Dimes TuesdayComputation Center Seminar: Introduction toDecsystem 20. 4:00-5:30 pm Cohh U>7.Hispanic Cultural Society: Meets at 7:00 pin, IdaNoyes. Discussion on Food FiestaLithuanian Students Present: Wax Faster e,:gdying demonstration, 7:00 pm. Ida No>es. FreePhysical Education: Free swimming instruction7:30-8:30 pm. Ida Noyes.SYL Forum: and Planning Meeting. 7:30 pm, IdaNoyes Sun Parlor.Racquetball Club. Meets 7:30-9 30 pm. Field Housecourts 1 and 2University Feminist Organization Women's RapGroup meets 8:00 pm. in the Women's Center. 3rdfloor Blue Gargoyle.CFS Colloauium: "The Changing Di scoursv; TheEmergence of a New Image of Science in the^gjjO’s” speaker Dr. Lutz Musner, 8:00 pm, EckhartHillel: Israeli Folkdancing, Ida Noves 3rd floor,8:00 pm. 75« Wednesday Thursday"AT LAST, SOMEONEHAS A CURE."$1795 Free mileageJK m PF.R DAY Rate applies to Chevrolet Chevette or similar-:Make the most of your break — in atop-conditioned rental car fromNational. We make it easy, with anumber of ways to meet our creditrequirements. One way is with studentI D., valid driver’slicense and acash deposit. You must be 18 or older. You pay forgas and return car to renting location.Rate is non-discountable, availableonly at the location listed below and issubject to change without notice.Specific cars are subject to availability.Available from noon Thursday tosame time Monday.We feature GM cars like this Chevrolet ChevetteNational Car RentalYbu deserve National attention^Available at:191 North Dearborn 236-2581640 South Wabash 922-2604Midway Airport 471 - 3450 Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Persian Circle• Dr. Paul Sprachman will lead a discussion onModern Persian Political Satire. 12 noon. Kelly413.Commuter Co-op: Get together at 12:30 in theCommuter Lounge, Gates Blake basement.Computation Center Seminar: Introduction to1022. 3:30-5:00 om. RI 180.Cog Com Colloquium: "Decision Making in theShort Run. . . and the Long” speaker Lola Lopes,4:00 pm, Beecher 102.Chemical Phyaica Seminar: "(e, 2e) Specuoscopy:The Momentum Space View of Chemistry" speaker Dr. John Moore 4 00 pm, Ryerson 251Dept of Biochemistry: "Varient Products of theHuman Insulin Gene" speaker Howard Tager, 4:00pm, Cummings room 101.Badminton Club: Meets 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes gymScience Fiction Club: Meets 8:00 pm Ida NoyesHyde Park Al-Anon Group: Meets 8:00 pm. ir the1st Unitarian Church. 57th and Woodlawn. Infocall 471-0225.Country Dancers: Meets 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes Be¬ginners welcome.Hunger Concern Group: Meets 8:30 pm. Ida Noyesroom 217. Eastern Orthodox: Divine Liturgy at RockelellerChapel. 8:00 am.Women's Exercise Class: Meets 10:30 am IdaNoyes dance room.Episcopal Church Council: Noon Eucharist atBond ChapelLa Table Francaise: meets at 12 noon in the BlueGargoyle to speak French.Italian Table: Meets at 12 noon in the Blue Gargoyle to speak Italian.Comm, on Genetics: “An Exposed ChromatinStructure at the 5' End of Eukaryotic Genes'speaker Carl Wu. 2:30 pm, Cu.nmings room 101.Center For Middle Eastern Studies: Arabic CircleDiscussion with Omar Abd al-Qadir al-Kumain onIslam, Law, and International Business in theArab Middle East, 3:00 pm. Pick LoungeComputation Center Seminar: Introduction toEDIT on the DEC-20. 4:00-5:30 pm. Cobb 107Dept, of Physics: “The Dating Game with a Tandem Electrostatic Accelerator" speaker HarryGove. 4:30 pm. Eckhart 133.Debating Society: Practice at 7:00 pm. Meeting at8:00 pm, Ida NoyesRockefeller Chapel: Maundy Thursday Commu¬nion Service. 7 30 om..1 72nd & Stony IslandOpen Evenings andSunday684-0400The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, April 14, 1V81 — 13Campus FilmDance, Girl, Dance (Dorothy Arzner, 1940):Your standard backstage musical drama,with Lucille Ball as the brash showgirland Maureen O’Hara as her sensitive bal¬let-dancing friend. Although Arzner was,superficially at least, just another con¬tract director churning out assignmentswithin the narrow confines of a studiosstatus quo, her work is distinguished by auniquely feminist sensibility toward theaudience/spectacle relationship. WithLouis Hayward as love interest. Tuesday,April 14 at 7:15 in the Bergman Gallery.Renaissance Society; $1.00 for members,$1.50 for Doc members, and $2.00 for non¬members.The Outrage (Ida Lupino, 1950): Lupino’sdirectorial career required more gutsthan any of the tough-gal roles in whichshe first made a name for herself; if it wasnot daring enough to be a woman makingfilms, she had to make them independent¬ly as well, and she made them on sensi¬tive social issues which were bound not tosit too well with an audience accustomedto pristine studio spectacles. The Outragedeals with a young girl’s rape and the con¬sequences thereof. Starring Mala Powersand Tod Andrews. Tuesday, April 14 at 9in the Bergman Gallery. Renaissance So¬ciety; $1.00 for members, $1.50 for Docmembers, . and $2.00 for non-members.The Paratroopers Yehudi Ne’eman, 1978):A powerful film by an Israeli director inwhich the Israeli Army is debunked of itsmythology and shown to be like any otherarmy in that it is composed of humanbeings, with all of their human strengthsand weaknesses. The story revolvesaround the tribulations of a disturbed re¬cruit in boot camp, and how he is drivenpast the breaking point by the platoon andthe platoon’s hard-nosed commander. Thelarger question of whether Israel’s needfor its army is worth the human cost is notaddressed; more importantly, the filmpoints out what has often been overlooked— that there is a human cost to be bal¬anced in the equation. The film definesthat human cost not only through the dis¬turbed recruit, but also through the atti¬tudes and actions of the platoon com¬mander. Tuesday, April 14th at 7:30 p.m. in the Law School Auditorium. Hillel;$1.50. - NMThe Glenn Miller Story (Anthony Mann,1954): Another Mann/James Stewartdrama of a man possessed, only this timeit’s not revenge he’s after, but the rightsound, as Stewart roams the dance hallsand ballrooms of the country instead ofthe sagebrush. With June Allyson as Mill¬er’s wife, and special appearances byLouis Armstrong and Gene Krupa. To¬night, Tuesday, April 14 at 8 in Quantrell.Doc; $1.00.Hang ’em High (Ted Post. 1968): Clint Eas¬twood stars in another bang-up. shoot ’emup, string ’em up western. A violentAmerican rendition of the spaghetti west¬erns, the thin, yet sometimes surprising,plot involves a man (Eastwood) unjustlyaccused of cattle rustling and lynched bythe typical angry posse. He is saved,cleared and made a U.S. marshall inorder to track down his would-be killers.Although toted as an examination of jus¬tice vs. revenge, the film seems to glorifythe avenging hero in his quest for “just”recompense. At least hard-core Eastwoodfans will have something to cheer about.Wednesday, April 15 at 7:15 in Quantrell.Doc; $1.00 -SFHang ’em High (Ted Post, 1968): Hol¬lywood’s answer to the Italian spaghettiwesterns. The story revolves around Eas¬twood and his revenge against the menwho tried to hang him. It is not a greatfilm, but then again it never tries to be. Itis fun, though simplistic, and if you canforget the plot it is even enjoyable.Wednesday at 7:15 in Quantrell; Doc,$1.00. — YSTwo Mules for Sister Sara (Don Siegel,1970): Not an answer to anything. Eas¬twood escorts the suspiciously unholy Sis¬ter Sara across Mexico. It has its comicmoments but the violence seems unneces¬sary and gratuitous, as if it were shot forthe sake of the viewers with anti-Mexicansentiments. It’s the Mexicans who seem tohave been relegated to the role of westernvillains ever since the Indians were nolonger permissable as the bad guys.Wednesday at 9:00 in Quantrell; Doc,$1.00. —YSRoberta (William Seiter 1935): An early mu¬sical in the Astaire-Rogers series, thewonderful songs supplied by Jerome RecruitingContinued from page 12athletes is very ditiicuit, but the athletic de¬partment makes use of computerized massmailings, personal contacts among coaches,and interest as identified by responses onthe preliminary part of the application foradmission. After the potential student isidentified, the main thing, according to bothKocher and men’s athletic director Bob Lar¬sen, is to “sell the school.” Both men saidthat they try to make clear to recruits thatsports will not interfere with the pursuit ofan education, but that certain sacrifices arenecessary. Said Kocher: “I tell potentialscholar-athletes that if they come (here)they will have to put academics first, athlet¬ics second, and everything else a distantthird.”The recruiting process is further ham¬pered by the ban on athletic scholarshipsthat the University’s membership in theMidwest Athletic Conference imposes. Allmoney must be awarded solely on the basis of financial need, and this too is done inde¬pendent of the athletic department.Talks with several athletes at the Univer¬sity confirmed Kocher’s and Larsen’s asser¬tion that the main recruiting technique isselling the quality of education. One recruit¬ed freshman basketball player said that“everything was aboveboard; 1 was madeaware of the demands on my time.” Anotherbasketball player was, according to CoachJohn Angelus, promised “open air, which hethought meant a convertible.” But thisplayer also confirmed that all he receivedwere promises of a fine education.Thus, it seems that at the University ofChicago, the notion of the scholar-athletethat was brought into your living room bythose insidious NCAA commercials duringthe recent basketball tournament, reallydoes exist. This ideal can be, according toKocher, maintained even while the Univer¬sity seeks to upgrade its Division III pro¬gram to competitive excellence.Next week Rappaport will examine spe¬cific problems associated with different var¬sity sports in Part 2 of his report.Kern. Randolph Scott and Astaire are theleaders of an Indiana band that has trav¬eled to Paris, where an old relative ofScott’s owns a fashion house. Irene Dunneis the brains behind the fashion house andRogers is an old flame of Astaire’s who istrying to pass herself off as White Russianaristocracy. Dunne and Scott are bur¬dened with carrying the main love inter¬est, which allows Astaire and Rogers to bemore fun than usual when onscreen. Fredgets the first full-fledged solo of his filmcareer, “I Won’t Dance.” Fred andGinger dance brilliantly in “I’ll Be HardTo Handle” and in the final fashion showsequence, “Lovely to Look At” and“Smoke Gets In Your Eyes” (sung byIrene Dunne earlier in the film). The joyof the Astaire-Rogers part of the moviewins out over the tedious Dunne-Scott ro¬mance, but the race is a little too close for comfort. Wednesday, April 15th, at 8:3up.m. in the Law School Auditorium. LawSchool Films; $2.00 - NMFloating Weeds (Yasujiro Ozu, 1959) : In anOzu film the focus is not the plot (whichvaries but little from film to film) but thecharacters and their emotions. He is aminimalist in the best sense of the word;he allows the characters to develop as wewatch them in their daily lives. At the endof the film nothing seems to have hap¬pened but we feel as if we have witnessedsomething profound. It is not an easy filmto watch, although it is more “convention¬al” than most of his works, but it is morethan worth the effort. With color photo¬graphy as it was meant to be by Miya-gawa. Thursday, April 16 at 8:00 in Kent107; Doc $1.00. — YSloin the Episcopal Church Council on Maundy ThursdayI and every Thursday during Spring Quarter forTHURSDAY NOON EUCHARIST iN BOND CHAPELRockefeller Menjorial ChapelHoly WeekApril 16 Maundy Thursday Service ot7;30p.m. Holy Communionjonathan Day, student in theDivinity School, preachingSpecial music provided byCarol Loverde, SopranoApril 17 C ommumty Good Friday12:00 noon ^ervlceCynthia Jarvis, Associate Pro¬fessor ot Field Education atMcCormick Theological Sem¬inary, preachingSpecial music provided byPhilip Hart Hel/er, cellist,and Edward Mondello, Univer¬sity Organist5:00 pm. Marcel Dupre's Stations ot theCross, Ihomas Weistlog,Organist, with readings byKenneth Northcott8:00 p.m. Brahms REQUIEM — a com¬munity sing conducted byRodney Wynkoop, Direc torof Chapel Musk All arewelcomeApril 18 Easter Eve Vigil and Service11*00 p m ot Holy Communion, followedby breakfast JiarSastkitchenThis week’s specialChicken Sub Gumwith Fried Riceserved until 2:30 p.m. Tues.-Sat. 16.54 E. 53rd955-2200Cocktails^Nand TropicalDrinks$209eat in orcarry outOpen daily and Sunday 11 a.m.tol a.m.Closed Mondays. Lunch served Tuesdaythru Saturday 11 a.m. to 2:30p.m.Hillel'sISRAELI/-FOLK DANCINGTUESDAYS, 8:00 P.M.IDA NOYES HALL1212 E. 59thl'OST PER EVEXIXG 7.Xiivr>irxi » rKOVWEI)14 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, April 14, 1981 JCLASSIFIED ADSCLASSIFIEDClassified advertising in the ChicagoMaroon is 75 cents per 30 charactertine. Ads are not accepted over thephone, and they must be paid in advance. Submit all ads in person or bymail to The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E.59th St., Chicago. !L 50637. Our officeis in Ida Noyes, room 304 DeadlinesWed noon for the Fri, paper, Fri. nocnfor the Tues. papersSPACEFurnished sublet for one or twoavailable now. Woodlawn and 54th,$230/month (utilities included) Leaserenewable in June. Call Laura at955 74463 Br tri level on large wooded lot onquiet dead end road in Beverly Shores,ind. 2 blocks from beach. IVjB. largefamily room, cent, air, basement 45min to U of C by car or train $70,000Call Renard at Cailahan Realty.219 926 4298For sale Tot renov all mod 3rd fl 1200sq fl. 2 br/1 ba/5 rm/2 pch condow/DW Alarm pk, yd. 440-6038 d,955 20522 bedroom condo spacious, airy, invery good condition, with brightsunroom $63,000 Phone 324 3263 before12 after 4 anytime on weekend1 bedroom 4 rooms 53rd & KenwoodJune to Oct 1 with fall option Day 995-8259 nigh* 667 2000 ask for Keith orDebUC students: rent an apt in Universityhousing for remainder of qtr 1 br$185/mo. 2 br avail, tco. Call Scott eves975 7751 & get $50 off.Fern Roommate. Share w/2 others.$137/mo. + sec. 53rd 8. HarperNonsmoking. 24! 6380 evesCoach house for rent hardwood fir 2firepl. laundry fac. 5 rms + workspdarkrm avail 1/2 adults no dogs catok 550 + util Mike 929 1446eve.HOUSE FOR RENT-3 bedroom furnished house plus garden. Threeblocks from campus. Available May 1fo Sep 30 $350 per month plus utilities.No children over five Call MI3 3866 or753 2492Person to share Univ apt through 30June possibly Sept 1. Available now160 month. Call days 753 4349 nights324 8434Roommate wanted to share 3 bdrm apton 57th and Drexel, avail. 6/15.Female grad preferred $200 mo. CallDena 955 0321Room in big sunny coed lakefront aptw/porch $i38/mo241 7589p m.SPACE WANTEDNeed 2 br summer sublet 288 1474.Grad student seeks room in Hyde Parkhome Female, non smoker, chainedto the desk type Rent, house choresnegotiable. 752 5882 late pm, early am,Sundays before noonPEOPLE WANTEDOVERSEAS JOBS Summer/yearround. Europe, S. America, Australia,Asia All fields $500 $1200 monthly.Sightseeing. Free info. Write IJC Box52 IL5 Corona Del Mar, CA 92625.Paid subjects needed for experimentson memory, perception and languageprocessing. Research conducted bystudents and faculty in the Committeeon Cognition and Communication,Department of Behavioral Sciences.Phone 753 4718CHILDREN'S NARRATIVES ANDGESTURES. U of C faculty researchneeds children, 4 through 12 years of age, to participate in a study ofchildren's narratives and gestures.The procedure is enjoyable to childrenand takes about 1 hour on campus Ifinterested, please call 3-4714 for an appointmentOverweight women wanted for hormone study age 18 35 years. Mustweigh 200 300 lbs $175.00 Call947 1825Small newsletter publishing companylocated in Hyde Park needs intelligenthard working secretary. Good typingskills essential. Full time. 493-4318SERVICESTYPIST Disseration quality Helpwith grammar, language as needed.Fee depending on manuscript IBMSelectric. Judith 955 4417,ARTWORK Posters, illustration, lettering, etc Noel Yovovich 493 2399TYPIST: High quality work byfreelance writer. Competitively pric¬ed. prompt; minor editing with outcharge IBM Correcting Selectric.After 6pm 338 3800 or 472 2415.Low fee Psychoanalytic Clinic Needhelp? Serious professional help’ TheAdult Clinic of The Institute forpsychoanalytic treatment. Call 7266300. and ask for the ClinicTerm papers. Reasonable rates. Alsohelp with spelling, bibliographies,dissertation form Call 684 6882Babysitting on campus 12:30pm-5 30pm. Pay negotiable Huang 241-6545Student w 6 yrs construetion/remodeiing exp. looking for smallconstruction, repair or remodelingjobs in Hyde Park. First class work-reasonable rates call Mark at 947-0862eves or before 9 :30 am.TRANSLATION: French to Englishexperienced reasonable rates 643 7291.Experienced women's therapist, nowhas openings in two womens' groupsfor screening interview. Leavemessage on machine 947-0154 slidingscale.PERSONALSDo you have a Bio text from Reg? It isoverdue and out on my name. Pleasereturn it.—S. Peshkin.Hey, sweetie, I'm the Queen Motherand I'm not relinquishing the title 'til Iget out of here. Usurpers shall belost!—R WTo the girl who held center stage withan umbrella at Reg last quarter—andthe boy from Wayland—a perfectmatch.In politics, art and sex, the artisttrusts in the harmony of movement, nowords. Red.Gruenbaum: why don't you beserious? Rich McGinnis & Company.FOR SALEBooksale at Pullman Library 11001 SIndiana starting 3/13/81Sailboat share. 1970 Coronado 25 vgood condition Burnham mooring 1/3share $4,000 call 955-1248 or 9.Japanese woodprints 47 ronin story byKiniyoshi Utagawa c. 1848 call after 6pm 324 7797PEER PRESSURERADIOTell Tchaikovsky the news. All thehas beens. could have beens, and yetlobe's in progressive pop Fridays2 30 5 00 pm on WHPK 88 3 fm Information for the ear.Ervin E. GramitGeneral AgentwithNATIONAL MUTUALBENEFIT INSURANCEwill be interviewing graduatestudents for opportunities assales representativesThursday, April 239:00a.m. - 4:30p.m.at Career Counselingand PlacementContact Mr. William Snyder,753-3291 for an appointment NEEDATYPIST?Excellent work done in my homeReasonable rates Tel- 536 7167 or548 0663LEARN TO SAILSee ad this issue UC Sailing Club.BODY-MINDPSYCHOCALISTHtNICS: Arica Instexercise system of yoga, breathingand calisthenics wil revitalize andbalance your mind and body. Lecturedemo followed by class. 7 pm BlueGargoyle 5 sessions $50 Begin April 9.Noon class begins April 16. For furtherinfo 935 8228CHILDREN WANTEDWe are doing a study on reading inchildren aqe 9 14. Each child attends 7individual sessions on campus and ispaid $3 00 per session. For informationplease call 753 4735 M FSPRINGSAILING NEWSThe U of C Sailing Club will sponsor aSpring Lecture Series, April 14, 21 and28, given by three internationallyrenown yachtsmen—for professionals,novices and fans alike For more infocall Mrs Resch 7S3 4693MOVINGStudent with Pickup Truck can moveyour stuff FAST and CHEAP. No |obtoo small! Call Peter at 955 1824 10am 10 pm.OPEN HOUSEPhoenix School is a one room schoolfor grades 1 to 6. It is in Hyde Park, inthe Hyde Park Union Church at 5600South Woodlawn. On Thursday, April16, the school will have an open housefrom 9 3 Come visit an openclassroom, a one room school, andworking parent run cooperativeIM SOFTBALLEntry forms are available in IM Office(INH 203). Deadline is April 15.TRANSCENDENTALMEDITATIONIntroductory Lecture April 15, Weds ,7 30 pm, E Lounge, Ida Noyes Infocall 955 8864. Learn and enjoyYEARBOOKSThe 1981 yearbooks are here Price is$12.50 until April 20, after $14. Stillavailable are '80 books $5 Also be sureto see our photo show in Ex Libris. Alevel cotteeshop Regenstein.WANTEDBlackfriars needs a Hammond B 3 orC 3 organ or a Rhodes 88 piano for Pippin in exchange for comps pise call643 6438 or 667 3840SCENESALBANIAN TRADE UNIONSSOCIALIST TRADE UNIONS Hear atalk by Matt Fusco on his visit withleaders of the Albanian Trade Unions7 :30 pm. Sat April 18; Center for Continuing Education. 1307 E 60th For info call Committee to Form a U S.Albania Friendship Association 7315790 BETTY FRfEDAN April 21 atLutheran School of Theology "TheFuture of the American Family." 7:30pm, 1100 E. 55th St. $5 admission 6673500 contact Roger DennisPOLITICALECONOMYEconomic Theories of Imperialismsponsored by Union for RadicalPolitical Economics Thursdays 7:30pm. Cobb 101.UC HOTLINE753-1777Need some information? A referral?Call Hotline, open seven nights a weekfrom 7:00 pm to 7 00 am.DAY CAMPCOUNSELORSCollege students needed for summeremployment. Lincoln Park, RogersPark, Henry Hart, Mayer KaplanNorth Suburban, South Suburban. Bernard Horwich Jewish CommunityCenters. Send inquiries to: NSJCC 601Skokie Blvd. Northbrook Illinois60062TUTORJoin STEP Tutors. Volunteer 2 hrs aweek and help a kid feel intelligent. Weneed people to tutor elementary andh.s. kids in all subjects. Cal! Calire 643-3543 or Dave 493 3925VOTE WHOLEUNIV.Vote Apr 20 1, Student Gov't electionCREATE YOUR EGGCome and learn to decorate wax -Easter eggs the Lithuanian way TuesApr 14 in Ida Noyes at 7 pm FreeCOFFEEHOUSEThurs April 16 from 9 til 12 at BlueGargoyle, 5655 S. Univ. Ave PerdidoStreet Hot Club: swing and bebopBeverages, baked goods S0‘ coverREEFER,REBELSee "Reefer Madness" and "RebelWithout a Cause" this Thursday atQuantrell.MARGUC1AIYou too can learn to make Lithuanianwax Easter Eggs in a few easy stepsApr 11 Ida Noye> 7 pm for free All arewelcome. 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Inghiv visibleikirtu i;>alion in a small and ra;*idiy growing management teamBeginning salaries S35K - $45K rangei or more information wtUe to him I hrailkillAmerkun DigitalThe Chicago Maroon — Tuesaay, April 14, 1981 — 15WVWTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOTHE DIVISION OF THE HUMANITIESpresents a series of lecturesVoices of the Oppressed.Aspects of the Eastern ReactionAgainst Greece and Rome.byARNALDO MOMIGLIANO(University College London)Alexander White Visiting Professor, University of ChicagoWednesday, April 15* Babylonians and Egyptians againstMacedonian and Roman ruleWednesday, April 22 • The Greek East against the RomansWednesday, April 29 • The Books of Esther, Judith andTobit as Hellenistic DocumentsWednesday, May 6 • The Books of Maccabees to PhiloWednesday, May 13 • How to Reconcile Greeks & TrojansThe Lectures will be held at 4:00 in the afternoonin Harper, Room 130THE PUBLIC IS CORDIALLY INVITED • ADMISSION FREE