DanBreslau THE CHICAGO MAROONVolume 90, No. 43 The University of Chicago Copyright 1981 The Chicago Maroon59th St. I.C. Security Still ProblemBy Don LaackmanOn the Saturday of finals week lastquarter, a student at the University askedtwo friends to stand with her on the platformat 59th St. while she waited for the 8:18 PMIC train. The invitation turned out to be cost¬ly and dangerous for all three students.As the trio waited in the warming shelterfor the train, they took no special notice ofthe four youths walking down the tracksfrom the north. Suddenly, as the other plat¬form emptied after a train pulled up, thefour men jumped onto the platform, enteredthe warming shelter from both sides, androbbed the students at gunpoint. One stu¬dent was struck on the head when he did notproduce his money fast enough. No one wasseriously injured. They immediately report¬ed the incident to the police, who later re¬covered one of the guns but did not catchany of the four men.The University has been concerned aboutthe safety of this platform for more than ayear, but efforts to make it safe have beenthwarted by the RTA (Regional Transporta¬tion Authority) and the ICG (Illinois CentralGulf) which owns the railroad property. Inthe wake of three rapes that occurred lastyear, the RTA did install see-through warm¬ing shelters and additional lighting at the59th St. station. The University claims, how¬ever, that it has been unsuccessful in tryingto have the shrubbery cleared from along¬side the tracks and a security phone in¬stalled on the platform. Jonathan Kleinbard, the University’svice-president for community affairs, saidthat the University would go to the ICG, asit has in the past, and ask them to clear outthe shrubs. ICG official Harold Petersclaimed no knowledge of the University’sdesire to have the area cleaned up, but hetold The Maroon that his crews would“clean out the underbrush within a fewweeks, The ICG has crews who do this sortof stuff, and it will be no problem.”59th St. IC station The issue of a security phone was a dif¬ferent matter. The ICG engineers said aphone would be no problem, but fundingmust come from the RTA. Peters said theICG has put a man with a guard dog in thearea to patrol, and no robberies have oc-cured since this was started in November.When told about the recent robbery, he wassurprised, and said that the ICG knew onlyabout those crimes reported directly tothem.The RTA was reluctant to talk about secu¬rity at the station and said only that no fund¬ing was available for a security phone there.They said they had no advice for peoplewaiting at the station.Peters and Kleinbard, though, did havesuggestions for those people who anticipateor run into trouble. Peters said the ICG hasa 24-hour telephone number to handle prob¬lems, and people should call 565-1600 if theyhave any complaints. Kleinbard suggestedthat students call for umbrella coverage, aservice offered by the Campus police, whenthey are going to or from the station atnight.Yet neither had advice for people who arein danger on the platform. The Universityhopes that when the shrubbery is cleared,the platform will be visible from the streetand therefore a less desirable target forcriminals. But the University will not payfor a security phone, and the RTA claimsthat it cannot pay for it until funding comesfrom the state legislature in Springfield.By Anna FeldmanTuesday, April 7, 1981Miguel AresFCCis‘Reluctant’on100 Wattsfor WHPK"At stake is the United States; its entire society ’Science Education LaggingWirszup: U S.By David GlocknerMore than a year after the release of hisreport to the National Science Foundation(NSF) comparing the state of science edu¬cation in the United States and the U.S.S.R.,Izaak Wirszup is still caught up in the furoraroused by its dismal depiction of Americanscience education.This spring, Wirszup plans to present tothe NSF his recommendations for sweepingreforms in the American educational sys¬tem, to replace what he feels are inadequateand outmoded methods pf science and math¬ematics instruction.Wirszup, a professor in the department ofmathematics at the University and Director of the NSF Survey of Recent East EuropeanMathematical Literature, attracted nation¬al and international attention with his re¬port, which revealed serious deficiencies inthe American system of scientific and tech¬nical education. He has spent much of thepast year writing articles and speaking toleaders in education, industry, and govern¬ment, about his findings.Tonight he will discuss his report and itsimplications at a special Woodward Courtlecture, “Education and Freedom,” at 8:30in Woodward cafeteria. The lecture, spon¬sored by the students of Woodward Court,will be Wirszup’s first appearance in theWoodward Court Lecture Series, which hehas guided from its inception 10 years ago.In his report to the NSF, Wirszup said that students in Soviet schools benefit from“Science and mathematics curricula whosecontent and scope place them far ahead ofevery other nation, including the UnitedStates.” The growing gap between the scien¬tific training of Americans and their Sovietcounterparts, Wirszup warns, poses a gravethreat to America’s economic and military’security.“It is my considered opinion that the re¬cent Soviet educational mobilization, al¬though not as spectacular as the launchingof the first Sputnik, poses a formidable chal¬lenge to the national security of the UnitedStates, one that will be much more difficultto meet,” he wrote in his report.According to Wirszup’s study. 98 percentof Soviet students complete a compulsory10-year program of elementary and secon¬dary education, compared with 75 percent ofAmericans who complete the 12-year curric¬ulum in this nation's schools. Moreover, thereport said, students graduating from Sovi¬et high schools have received in this shorterperiod of time far more comprehensivetraining in mathematics and science thanAmericans, whose scientific literacy is li¬mited and declining.Students graduating from Soviet secon¬dary institutions have received, accordingto the report,• 3 years of arithmetic (grades 1-3)• 2 years of arithmetic combined withalgebra (grades 4-5)• 5 years of algebra (grades 6-10)• 10 years of geometry, including intu¬itive geometry, plane geometry, andsolid geometry• 2 years of calculus• 5 years of physics• 4 years of chemistry• 5M> years of biology• 5 years of geography• 3 years of mechanical drawingContinued on page 4 WHPK officers will meet with representa¬tives from five other stations Wednesday towork out conflicts in their applications for100-watt licenses, in response to a FederalCommunication (FCC) request made lastweekThe FCC, “extremely reluctant” to grant¬ing a 100-watt license to each of the 16 areastations which applied, is giving the stations90 days to set up an arrangment whichwould allow all the stations to stay on theair. As the applications stand, the FCC couldnot grant all the stations 100-watt licenses,and any stations remaining at the 10-wattlevel would be squeeze off the dial.In urging the stations to seek a solution,the FCC suggested several alternatives: oneis to change stations’ frequencies so thattheir broadcasts do not interfere with eachother once wattage is increased A second!possibility is “time sharing,” an arrang¬ment by which stations would coordinatetheir broadcast scheduling to avoid interfer¬ence.According to station manager MiguelAres, who was elected Thursday night to re¬place interim station managers Brett Man-ale and Brian Roberts. WHPK’s increase inwattage is contingent upon the outcome ofWednesday’s meeting and the availability offunds for the station.The cost of an increase is unknown; how¬ever, Ares did point out that some additionalexpenses are inevitable. “Either way,” hesaid, “it's going to cost thousands.” Ares'mentioned the need for much new equip- jment at the station, including a new trans¬mitter, whether W HPK obtains the new li-,cense or not.“We don’t have a good idea of how muchequipment is needed.” said Irene Conley,the University’s director of student activi¬ties, “or how much money.” Conley saidthat expenses might be too high for WHPKto cover without Student Government or jUniversity help.Other stations which will participate inthe meeting Wednesday are: WUIC, WSSD, jUhe two most likely to interfere with jWHPK’s broadcast, because of their prox- jimity), WBHI, WZRD and WOUL JChrisIsidoreREGISTER TODAYFOR SAO’S MINI COURSESPut some spring in your life with oneof these:Fred and Ginger 201 & 301Chicago Dance SpectrumJapanese Flower ArrangingImprovisational ComedyRock ’N Roll Intro. 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Enjoy an overall savings of 50‘.7—The Chicago Maroon, Tuesday April 7, 1981Student ActivitiesRoom 210Ida Noyes Hall753-3591 Angel Classicson SaleLEONARD PENNARIOCHOPIN WALTZESJ RAVELPiano Concerto in GConcerto for the Left HandCOLLARDMAAZELOrchestre National de FranceS' PERLMAN PREVINMANNE HALL MITCHELLA Different Kind of BluesRICHARD STRAUSSTill EulenspiegelDon JuanDeath and TransfigurationPREVINVienna PhilharmonicTCHAIKOVSKYSymphony No. 6J|^“PathetiquePh.lharmomaOrchestra•faaiMk viutiPERLMANPLAYSKREISLERALBUM 3SAMUEL SANDERS(piano)PERLMAN & ZUKERMANplayBARTOK DUOSfor two violinsMendelssohnSymphony No. 4SchumannSymphony No. 4TENNSTEDTBERLIN PHILHARMONIC1444 2. 5766X4-7505 Sale Ends 4/15/81NEWS BRIEFSAmherst Speaks WellThe debate team from Amherst Collegetriumphed last weekend at the AmericanParliamentary Debating Championshipheld in Ida Noyes Hall. Twenty-six teamsfrom a dozen schools participated in theevent, which was hosted by the UniversityDebate Society and judged by members ofthe law school faculty and local attorneys.The “parliamentary” style of debating,which involves extemporaneous topicsrather than national issues, had its begin¬nings at Chicago, according to ChuckSchilke, a member of the debate societyhere. Teams invited to last weekend’s tour¬nament were given the first topic in ad¬vance, “Resolved: America Should Followthe British Lead,” which was debated Fri¬day night. Among the topics debated Satur¬day was “Resolved: What Can Be BrokenShould Be Broken.”Schilke said the two-person teams “takethe topic given and can do anything with it,”such as placing it in a philosophical or his¬torical context. However, once the firstteam places the question in a particular con¬text, Schilke said, it remains there. Parli-mentary debate, he said, does not involvethe quantitative research and the months ofpreparation that goes into debates of nation¬al topics. Many teams, he said, do theirchief preparation en-route to the tourna¬ment.Bob Barry, a member of one of the teamsfrom the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign said, “four or five practice ses¬sions” and four or five hours of preparationwent into the Chicago tournament. BrendaSweeney, one of seven debaters from St. Mi¬chael’s College of the University of Toronto, said her team “doesn’t practice together asa group," and did most of their preparationwhile driving here from Canada.The number of members each debate soci¬ety sent, and the amount of support given tothem by their home schools, varied widely.Thomas Massaro, a member of the winningteam from Amherst, said that his college’s20-member debating society has a “com¬fortable” budget of about S10,000 per year,which is “about half” of what he said YaleUniversity budgets for its debaters. PaulaMcBride, from the University of Toronto,said their university-wide team was sup¬ported by money from alumni, the studentcouncil, and the student union — most ofwhich went for travelling.The Chicago debate society, which did notparticipate in the tournament here, hasabout 50 active members, and gets $2665from Student Government per year. It iscustomary that the host team does not par¬ticipate in an invitational tournament. Anadditional grant of $1135 from the office ofthe dean of students goes for travel ex¬penses, he said.“We are funded less than any debating so¬ciety of a first-class institution,” Schilkesaid. Northwestern University’s endowment“is astronomical” by comparison, he said.The University’s Debate Society “usuallysends two or three teams” of two personseach to a half-dozen tournaments each yearin Canada and the East Coast, Schilkesaid.Greenfield a FellowMeg Greenfield, the Pulitzer-Prize win¬ning journalist and columnist for Newsweekmagazine, will visit the University April 16-17 to lead discussion sessions and meetinformally with students. During her two-day visit as a Visiting Fellow, Greenfieldwill stay in a student residence hall and con¬duct a public question-and-answer sessionopen to the University community.Currently the editorial page editor of TheWashington Post as well as a regular colum¬nist for Newsweek, Greenfield holds one ofthe highest positions of women in hjourna-lism in this country. In 1978 she was award¬ed the Pulitzer Prize for editorial writingwhile she was deputy editor of the editorialpage for the Post, and was then promoted toeditor of that page the following year.Born in Seattle Washington, Greenfieldgraduated from Smith College in 1952 andattended Cambridge University in 1952-53as a Fulbright Scholar. She is the third Vi¬siting Fellow at the University for the cur¬rent academic year.Walking With Israel ?The Hyde Park Jewish Community Centerinvites Hyde Park residents to join them inthe neighborhood’s fourth annual Walk WithIsrael Sunday, May 3. This year’s walk cele¬brates the 33rd anniversary of Israel’s inde¬pendence. All proceeds go to the JewishUnited Fund/Israel Emergency Fund toprovide for humanitarian needs in thestate.The 16-mile walk will begin with registra¬tion at Congregation Rodfei Tzedek, 5200 S.Hyde Park Blvd, at 8 am. The walk will con¬tinue past seven checkpoints throughoutHyde Park and Kenwood, where refresh¬ments and rest facilities will be available towalkers. Gayer than you ThinkJust in time for spring wear, the Universi¬ty of Chicago Gay and Lesbian Alliance(GALA) has brought out a new variation ofthose well-known “HO-HO—The Universityof Chicago is Funnier Than You Think” T-shirts. GALA is now selling its very own andvery irreverent version of the shirt. Avail¬able in three different sizes, GALA’S shirtshows a lavender-colored, limp-wristed gar¬goyle who appears to be laughing wildly.“HO-MO”, the shirt reads, “The Universityof Chicago is gayer than you think.”“We’re hoping the shirt will go over bigwith straights as well as gays,” said aGALA spokesperson. “And we’ve alwaysbeen the leaders in fashion, so whyshouldn’t it go over big? 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American train¬ing of top-level scientists remains excellent,he believes, but such training is completedby only a fraction of students, leaving thevast majority of Americans with little scien¬tific literacy in an increasingly technical so¬ciety. “We have the top scientists in theworld, but it is a very small elite,” Wirszupsaid, and “very far removed from the mass of almost illiterate people.”Wirszup also noted that the Soviet Unionhas developed a multi-track system of sec¬ondary schools, which, while preparing thetop 10 percent of its students for higher edu¬cation at the university level, trains the re¬maining students either as white-collartechnicians for skilled jobs immediatelyafter graduation.The Soviet Union began what Wirszup re¬ferred to as “an educational mobilization ofthe entire population” in 1966, following adecision by the Central Committee of theCommunist Party. Since then, the Sovietshave established their system of specializedand vocational-training schools, increasedthe rigor of academic requirements, and im¬proved the curriculum, particularly in theareas of mathematics, science, and techno¬logy.The changes have placed particular em¬phasis, according to Wirszup, on improvingthe ability of the individual “to do indepen¬dent, creative work,” long a weak spot inthe Soviet economy.“Returns on this educational expansionare already impressive, and they have onlybegun,” Wirszup reported. “Some threemillion skilled workers and trained middle-level techicians enter the Soviet economyeach year. Their high educational and tech¬nical level promises to accommodate man¬power needs, both industrial and military,by turning out more versatile and efficientworkers for high technology production.This intensive effort is particularly impor¬tant in view of the impending serious laborshortage in the European part of the SovietUnion.”A 1978 report by the chairman of the com¬mittee overseeing the operation of the So-veit Union’s technical-vocational trainingschools said the graduates of secondary technical-vocational schools have beenfound to be more productive, more inven¬tive, and more likely to advance in their jobsthan workers who have not received thistraining.Although the contents of Wirszup’s reportcame as a surprise to many American gov¬ernment and academic leaders and were atfirst discounted by some as overstated, theyhave since been largely confirmed by otherstudies. “Scientific and technical literacy isincreasingly necessary in our society, butthe number of our young people who gradu¬ate from high school and college with onlythe most rudimentary notions of science,mathematics, and technology portends tro¬uble in the decades ahead,” according toformer Secretary of Education Shirley Huf-stedler. Her remarks came in a review ofthe state of American scientific and techni¬cal education ordered last spring by Presi¬dent Carter.The shortcomings in American scienceeducation seriously weaken the nation’s eco¬nomic position and defense, according toWirszup. In addition to forcing private com¬panies to engage in costly technical trainingprograms, they leave the labor force as awhole less flexible, less skilled, and less in¬novative than a more highly-educated workforce would be.In addition, many of the nation’s leaderslack the background to make intelligent de¬cisions concerning matters of technology.“Just a handful” of members of Congresshave scientific backgrounds, and many in¬dustrial executives also lack technical train¬ing, Wirszup said. “In the U.S.S.R., deci¬sions about technology are made bytechnocrats.”The military’s difficulty in obtaining ade¬quately trained manpower has been particu¬ larly acute, Wirszup says. “Manuals for themilitary some time ago were rewritten atthe 11th grade level. Now they are beingrewritten at the sixth grade level,” despitethe fact that members of the armed forcesmust handle increasingly sophisticatedweapons.“The disparity between the level of train¬ing in science and mathematics of anaverage Soviet skilled worker or militaryrecruit and that of... an average worker inone of our major industries, or an averagemember of our All-Volunteer Army is sogreat that comparisons are meaningless,”Wirszup said in his report.A severe shortage of qualified mathema¬tics and science teachers will make it diffi¬cult to remedy these deficiencies in the nearfuture, according to Wirszup. Hufstedler’sreport noted that 10 percent of mathematicsteaching positions go unfilled annually, but,Wirszup said, this shortage refers only to ef¬forts to maintain the current number ofmathematics teachers, “which is complete¬ly inadequate.” The Soviet Union trainseach year as many physics teachers as cur¬rently exist in this country, he added. “It isa horrible statistic.”Science and technology must be made a“part of a general education because our so¬ciety has to make decisions about scienceand technology,” Wirszup believes. “Wecannot avoid living in an age of the com¬puter and sophisticated technology . . .There is no choice. Nobody asks us.”In his presentation to the NSF later thisspring, Wirszup will make a series of recom¬mendations for both structural and curricu¬lum changes in the American system ofscience education.He plans to recommend:• that only specialized teachers shouldbe allowed to teach mathematics andContinued on page 11IN CONCERTSaturday, April 11 I-House 8:30 P.M.Dancing • RefreshmentsOne Dollar U.C.I.D. Required(No alcohol served to persons under 21 years of ageJRegister to win U2 albums at The PHOENIX Bookstore4—The Chicago Maroon, Tuesday, April 7, 1981By Chris IsidoreWhen students find themselves facing anexam or paper that they are unprepared for,the options are bleak; they can resign them¬selves to a bad grade, they can work furious¬ly and pray for a miracle, or, as an undeter¬mined number of College students do, theycan lie, cheat, or buy their way out of tro¬uble.Although no firm statistics exist on the ex¬tent of cheating in the College, neither stu¬dents nor administrators feel that cheatingis widespread among undergraduates here."I only cheat if I feel theother side is not being fair/'Lorna Straus, Dean of Students in the Col¬lege and a member ofthe College Disciplin¬ary Committee, which hears cases of stu¬dents accused of cheating, says that nostudents have been brought before the com¬mittee on charges of cheating this year, andthat only about 12 cheating cases have goneto the disciplinary committee in the past fewyears.Yet despite this, it is surprisingly easy tofind students willing to admit to cheating intheir classes to improve their grades, sug¬gesting that cheating usually goes undetect¬ed. During the past week, The Maroon spokewith more than a dozen such students.The most blatant case of cheating yet thisyear occurred at the end of the winterquarter, when more than half of themembers of a section of physical sciences 1openly discussed answers to a laboratoryfinal among themselves while the graduatestudent who was supposedly supervising the exam stood by — and even occasionallygave students answers to questions on theexam.Although the professor supervising thecourse, Alfred Anderson, learned of thecheating, he was unable to take any specificaction because he did not know the names ofthe students who cheated. Anderson offeredstudents in the class the option of taking theexam over, or of having their grades calcu¬lated without the lab final.This incident was unusual because of thelarge numbers of students cheating to¬gether. Most cheating, students say, takesplace in individual instances, and for rea¬sons which concern the students’ particularcircumstances.“If you are forced to do something, forcedto take a course, then you are playing theirgame,” said one student who had cheated ina required calculus course. “In that case,the only higher moral principle is to pass thecourse.” The student had received a D in thecourse fall quarter, and felt that in winterquarter, “there was no way out; that if Ihadn’t cheated, I would surely havefailed.” This student said he had cheated in hismajor — but not for his own benefit. Thisstudent, an upper-level economics student,had agreed to take an Economics 198(“baby Econ”) mid-term for a friend. “Ijust walked into the exam, which had about100 people in it, and took the mid-term,” thestudent said. “I was pretty sure I recognizedtwo or three other students from upper-levelclasses in there, who must have been doingthe same thing. There were zero safeguardsover me taking it. I wasn’t doing it formoney, that would make it really immoralto me. The way I looked at it, it was a chanceto help someone out who needed help. Itwasn’t like this exam was going to be alearning experience for him.”This student had also cheated in one of hisrequired courses in his major when hesought help on a take-home final in Econ203. “You always consult in requiredcourses, or you die,” he said. “If you are introuble in a course, you can pretty muchfind help if you need it, either from a friendor for money. I’ve never paid anyone to takea course for me, but I priced it. Someone of¬fered to take calculus for me for $250 per"I've never paid anyone topriced it. Someone offered tofor $250 a quarter. I may stil take a course for me, but Itake a calculus course for meI do that in the future."The student lied to his teacher to receivean incomplete, and then made up the examat a time when his professor was in class. “Ijust sat in Eckhart Library, with my bookopen, crib notes, a copy of the exam that afriend in the class had taken and filled in myexam.”Organization ofBlack StudentsThursday, April 97:30 PMIda Noyes LibraryAttendance is required in order to be eligible to voteduring elections. Nomination of officers will takeplace at this meeting.Please be prompt. quarter. I may still do that in the future.”These two students agreed that one of themotivations was the lack of inflated gradingin College courses. “If they just had inflatedgrades.like they do at other places, then wewouldn’t need to do it. Here it’s possible, re¬ally possible to get a D or an F. You caneven work hard here and not get a goodgrade.”Most of the more than a dozen studentswho, in interviews with The Maroon, admit¬ted cheating, however, said they had en¬gaged in less extreme methods. Most ofthese admitted to looking at another per¬son’s test during an exam, giving one oftheir papers to another student working onthe same assignment, or using someoneelse’s paper. Almost all of these incidentstook place in courses which were not in themajors of the students doing the cheating.Straus said that of the dozen or so cheat¬ing cases which she remembers going to thedisciplinary committee over the past fewyears, the break down between those inwhich students were charged with cheating in courses within their majors and thosecheating in required, non-major courses, isabout 50-50. But Gerson Rosenthal, asso¬ciate professor of biology, and the chairmanof the disciplinary committee, said that he"If they just had inflatedgrades, like they do at otherplaces, then we wouldn'tneed to do it."believed that the majority of the cases com¬ing before the committee were cases wherestudents had cheated “in their specialty,”both in required and non-required course.One reason for this difference betweengeneral student impressions of cheating andthe break-down of cases before the commit¬tee is it is more difficult to get away withcheating in upper-level courses. “If some¬one plagiarizes something in their seniorpaper,” said Rosenthal, “that is going to beread by someone who knows the literaturevery w’ell.”Straus did confirm that there is less gradeinflation here than at comparable schools.“There are more F’s here,” she said. Butshe did not belive that cheating is more prevalent here, even if some of the causes aremore readily found. “When I talk to deans ofother schools,” she said, “it is surprisinghow similar things are. I don’t get the ideathat our experience is all that different fromother schools. I don’t even think that there ismore pressure on grades here, it may justbe more of the public consciousness here.”Straus and one of the student cheatersagreed on one other point; that it is actuallythe cheater who gets hurt. “It hurts whenyou cheat,” said the student “because thenyou’re not really getting what you’ve paidfor out of the courses.”“There isn’t wholesale cheating here.”Straus said, “so it doesn't hurt the Universi¬ty too much to have a few grades whicharen’t accurate. Ultimately, the person whocheats is hurting himself.”The punishment of students caught cheat¬ing is not standardized. Not every case is re¬ferred to the disciplinary committee, andthose that do are each treated differently.“It is not a procedure with a lot of hard andfast rules,” said Straus. “It is an open-endedsystem which is designed to allow the stu¬dent to speak his mind. Each case is consi¬dered independently and individually.”You have something toshare with the people of therural South and Appalachia— yourself. Find out howyou can help, as a CatholicBrother, Sister, or Priest.Your request will be treatedconfidentially.■ I’d like information aboutopportunities with theGlcnmary Missioners andthe free poster.■ I’d like a free copy of theposter only.Glenmary MissionersRoom 13 Box 46404Cincinnati, Ohio 45246NameThe Chicago Maroon, Tuesaay, April 7, 1981—5LETTERS TO THE EDITORA Cheer for RonnieTo the Editor :The assassination attempt on PresidentReagan brings to the fore the common sen¬timents and beliefs which have alwaysserved to ultimately unify the Americanpeople. We have witnessed in the past fewdays an expression of utter outrage and hor¬ror at an act which we consider wholly de¬plorable and criminal. The sheer magnitudeof this reaction which political affiliationsnor adherence to varying social doctrineshave barred, points to the strength of our po¬litical system.Our leaders display such a conviction intheir belief in freedom as a basis for society,that they move among the people despite theundeniable and justifiable dangers whichexist concomitant with the system theystrive to uphold. We must wholeheartedlylament the fact that we cannot provide ab¬solute protection from those members of so¬ciety who threaten the safety of public fig¬ures. Yet we would also do ourselves good inremembering that despite the outrageousupsurge of violence in our nation and aroundthe world, we as Americans do not expressour political selves through physically coer¬cive means. The shameful incident was nei¬ther triggered by political motives nor did ittrigger political upheaval. We cannot mere¬ly call these incidents inevitable. We mustmaintain an awareness of the fallibilities in¬herent in our free society yet never fail toappreciate the fact that this freedom is thevery strength of our system.The continuing excellent prognosis for thePresident, James Brady and the woundedguards leaves us optimistic for their rapidrecovery. We hope these servants of ourcountry will soon return to health as theprayers of a nation are with them.Mark Robinson,President, University of Chicago CollegeRepublicans••• And a Hiss for^^E^alvador’sPoIicyTo the Editor:While land reform programs have the rep¬utation of being progressive attempts at abasic restructuring of a country’s economicsystem, in fact, the term ‘land reform’ hasoften been invoked by a given oligarchy, dic¬tatorship or foreign power to reinforce theexisting power structure. This is particu¬larly true when the ruling regime feels itselfthreatened by popular organizations whichare mobilizing a dissatisfied peasantry.When such popular movements turn intoguerrilla warfare against the ruling regime,a program of reforms is often a necessarytechnique employed to guarantee its contin¬ued control of the state; and, repression andviolence against the pooular groups and thepeasantry in general is an additional re¬quirement.This is essentially the scenario that theU.S. used in Vietnam and is currently back¬ing in El Salvador. The parallel betweenVietnam and El Salvador bears considera¬tion: First, one of the key advisors in theVietnamese land reform, Dr. Roy Proster-man, is now the chief advisor to the Duartejunta in El Salvador. Second, as was the sit¬uation in Vietnam, the U.S. has brought theland reform program under the control ofthe armed forces in El Salvador to facilitatemore effective counterinsurgence activity.A technician with the government’s Insti¬tute for Agrarian Reform (ISTA> tells thisstory: “The troops came and told theworkers the land was theirs now. They couldelect their own leaders and run the co-opsThe peasants couldn’t believe their ears, butthey held elections that very night. The nextmorning the troops came back and Iwatched as they shot every one of the newly elected leaders.” (NACLA, July-Aug.1980,p.17)Third, and most importantly, the land re¬form program is, as it was in Vietnam, ameans of dismantling and undermining sup¬port of the popular organizations and not ameans of basically restructuring land andpower to benefit the peasantry. “Failures ofplanning (Salvador Land ‘Reform’) areespecially painful to the poorest of the poor— the majority of peasants, who are totallyexcluded from reform benefits. Only perma¬nent hacienda workers and peasants whorent or sharecrop small holdings are poten¬tial beneficiaries of the law. Most peasantshave no access tc land and live between har¬vests in cardboard barrios along roads.”(New York Times, 1-6-81)‘Reform’ and repression are currentlybeing used in El Salvador as two comple¬mentary parts of a single U.S. strategy todefeat the popular forces and to retain U.S.control over that country through a “trulyneedy” (in terms of legitimacy) junta. Re¬form and repression are not, as the Reaganadministration would have us believe, twoopposing forces, one to be supported and theother lamented. Rather, they are both es¬sential parts of a single design for El Salva-'dor.Diane MingauGraduate Student,Dept, of Political ScienceProfessor Defended;Why was U. Silent ?To the Editor:I have just learned of the unfortunate in¬cident involving the destruction and burningof the Foster Hall office of a truly outstand¬ing faculty member of Japanese-Americandescent. I spoke to him last night, eventhough I have not previously met him. Atthis time even though he feels that this isjust one of many episodes of anti-minoritysentiment in various parts of the country.Given the state of the economy, as well asthe media reactions to the recently releasedreport of the Select Committee on Immigra¬tion and Refugees, such sentiments are un¬derstandable. But, alas, when such an acttakes place in the halls of one of nation’smost respected institutions, one which hashad such an outstanding reputation becauseof its liberal atmosphere in the days of theforties and the fifties, it is indeed sad.This letter is only one of the many voiceswhich I am sure you have heard, for this isnot the time to remain silent.William T. LiuDirector & Professor of SociologyUniversity of Illinois at Chicago CircleTo the Editor :Recently it was called to our attention thata Japanese American professor had his of¬fice at the University ransacked and vanda¬lized by someone who set fire and wroteanti-Japanese slogans on the wall.We understand that the professor hasbeen at the University for some time but thiswas the first incidence of this sort. Unfor¬tunately, for this professor, the incidence,according to your paper’s editorial, waskept under cover by the University author¬ities.We also found out that the professor’sbrother was killed in action in Europe as amember of the famed ‘Go For Broke’ AllNisei 442nd Combat Regiment. This Regi¬ment fought against the Nazis and is famedas the most decorated unit of its size in ourmilitary history.As a President of the 34th Inf. Division Na¬tional Association to which the 442nd Regi¬ment was attached during the campaignsand also as the current Commander of Chi¬cago Nisei Post 1183 whose members servedin all of our country’s wars, we are not only dismayed but infuriated by such vandal¬ism.Our Chicago Nisei Post is also activemember of the Chicagoland American Le¬gion Cook County Council which includes allof Chicago and suburbs and over the yearshave had the closest support from our fellowAmerican veterans.It is bad enough to have vandals attackany minority groups but we feel that it isworse to keep such a matter under cover.Who knows when the next attack may comeupon the individual persons when these van¬dals feel that they do not have to fear the au¬thority. We appreciate the editorial con¬demning such posture by the university.Edward Kelley, CommanderChicago Nisei Post 1183Arthur T. Morimitusu,Past CommanderTo the Editor:The recent racist attack on a professor’soffice reported in the Maroon (2-27-81) is anoutrage. The Spartacus Youth League(SYL) vehemently protests this racist prov¬ocation. The carving of swastikas and “Japgo home” is an ominous threat to all leftistsand minorities on the campus.This assault occurs in a climate of in¬creasing racist hostility in the country. Thegrowth of the Klan and Nazis nationwide isnecessarily reflected in elite race and classbiased universities like the University ofChicago. The menacing increase in right-wing activity is finding a fertile climate onthis campus. In distributing our literature,SYL supporters have been threatened byrightist, anti-communist punks.In Reagan’s America conservative andoutright reactionary groups have been em¬boldened on campuses nationwide. Groupslike the “Moonies” have attacked leftist de¬monstrations at UICC-Circle campus. Anti-semitic slogans and harassment of Jewishstudents has been reported on this campus.The University of Chicago police are no¬torious for harassing blacks in and aroundthe university. Cross burnings have been re¬ported at Purdue University and WilliamsCollege; windows were smashed at a predo¬minantly black dormitory at Cornell wherea Jewish student organization was similarlyassaulted. This wave of reactionary racistactivity must be met with vigorous protestby all those who defend democratic rights.Nationally, the Carter/Reagan yearsoffer us Greensboro, where an all-white juryacquits Klansmen and Nazis of the cold¬blooded murder in broad daylight of fiveblack and left protesters. In Atlanta, blackchildren live in fear as an average of oneblack child is either murdered or disappearsevery three and a half weeks. In Buffalo re¬cently, two black men were found with theirhearts cut out. In New Orleans, rampagingcops have terrorized the black Algiers sec¬tion and have recently shot three blackyouths at the Mardi Gras festival. Thistrend of increasing racist violence is the do¬mestic counterpart of Reagan’s anti-sovietwar drive. Reagan tells workers, blacks andthe poor that they must pay through the nosein order to enable the U.S. ruling class towage war against the Soviet Union.President Hanna Gray expresses outrageat the incident, but people should have no il¬lusions that the Yale strikebreaker Grayhas any intentions of fighting the racists.Gray runs one of the most elite and lily-white universities in the country. This uni¬versity is home to Chilean junta collabora¬tors Friedman and Harberger, architects ofmass starvation in Chile and Reagan auster¬ity in the U.S.Capitalism in decay breeds widespreadpoverty, oppression and racist violence. TheSYL, the youth group of the SpartacistLeague, seeks to win students to the per¬spective of fighting for a socialist future, afuture free of racism, war and economicScarcity. We seek to mobilize labor, blacksand other minorities, the natural enemies of the Klan and Nazis, in mass demonstrationsto miltantly oppose the racist mobs and tobring a halt to these outrageous attacks. It isonly in the face of a victorious proletarianrevolution that the facist scum will once andfor all be silenced. JOIN THE SYL! FIGHTFOR A SOCIALIST FUTURE!Spartacus Youth LeagueRICHARD OTTERSave Your LoanTo the Editor:Both Houses of Congress, in the comingthree weeks, will consider proposed cuts inthe Guaranteed Student Loan Program. Stu¬dents at the University of Chicago can influ¬ence funding of this important program bywriting directly to their Senators or Repre¬sentatives.If you have benefited from student loans,please tell your Congressmen and ask theirsupport in continuing the Guaranteed LoanProgram. You can address letters to Sena¬tors by name and state, or to Representa¬tives by name and/or district and state,Washington, D.C., 20006.Virginia BartotCharles WordellGraduate Students in the University‘Paranoia on Campus’To the Editor:Jonathan Turley’s letter of February 27entitled Attack on Gays Immoral, while to¬tally incorrect in factual contents, is at thesame time disturbing because it highlightsthe increasing incidence of unwarranted at¬tacks upon conservative ideas and organiza¬tions at this university.First of all Turley read only the first twosentences of an advertisement which heclaims had been placed by the University cfChicago College Republicans attacking ho¬mosexuals. In fact, this ad was placed bythe UC Gay and Lesbian Alliance in answerto their fears of the “New Right”. Not onlyare we amazed at Turley’s misinterpreta¬tion but also at the Maroon’s willingness toallow unsubstantiated slurs (surely theMaroon is aware who places its ads) to beleveled at our organization.Turley announced that GALA was one ofour “prime targets”. The only feeling wehave towards GALA is one of envy — theyreceive student funds enabling them to printpolitical ads such as the one we saw in lastTuesday’s Maroon.Moreover, we’re curious and concernedas to how Turley got the impression that thisorganization ever “picks upon minorities”and hinders anyone’s “right to voice”. Theonly minority which we find difficut to toler¬ate is uninformed members of our studentbody. Mr. Turley’s letter clearly indicateshe is a vocal member of this undistinguishedgroup. To say that we are against freespeech is equally inane.Most importantly, Turley’s tone and lan¬guage indicate a paranoia on this campuswhich we have followed with serious con¬cern. Turley compares College Republicansto Nazis (he recommends Mein Kampf as afield manual to us). He compares us to JoeMcCarthy — we might do the same in re¬gard to his attack, seeing that he jumped toa viscious, unfounded conclusion withoutany evidence whatsoever.At the same time, Mr. Turley is not alone.GALA’S ad claims that they are a “primetarget” of the New Right. The first sentenceof Chris Isidore’s article, Prof’s UfnceTrashed, Burned in Racist Attack, in thesame issue, attributes this reprehensible actto “right-wing” members of this communi¬ty. To automatically associate “right-win-gism” with racism and anti-gay sentimentsis a dangerous tendency for some at a timein which conservative polices are gaining6—The Chicago Maroon, Tuesday, April 7, 1981VIEWPOINT— s a -A Guide to Depression at the University of Chicagosaw my teacher ranting and raving (suchtime as he can spare the adornment of hisperson he devotes to the neglect of his pro¬fession). I sat down next to my girlfriendand pointed to a guy sitting across theroom. “He dresses well,” I commented.“And quickly too!,” she added.The next day, she dumped me.But I’m not one to despair. In anotherclass I saw Jill. A perfect beauty withstraight brown hair that cascades arounda perfect face (her own) and falls gently onher slim, feminine shoulders. She wearsthose jeans with the leather patch on theback telling you the waist size and length.She’s a perfect 24-32.I saw her walking down the steps inHarper so I thought I would ask her out todinner. I hustled up to her and noticed thatas soon as she saw me, she dropped ahandkerchief. Naturally, I picked it up, butstrangely enough, it stuck to my hand.How was I to know she had a bad headcold?Undaunted, I got in front of her andbegan to ask her out. I’m pretty sure allwould have gone well if I hadn’t trippedover the slide rule, which slipped out of mypocket, or if I hadn’t fallen down threeflights of stairs. I would have been out ofBillings by now if they hadn’t confused mewith another patient, and accidentallygiven me a hysterectomy.What to Do About DepressionNow that you know something about de¬pression, it’s important to act quickly andwisely to remedy the situation. There aretwo paths you can take; one will leave youa mental vegetable, and the other, ofcourse, will kill you.The only thing you can do about depres¬sion is to ease the pain. There are a fewways to do this. First, try to make a list of places worse than Hyde Park. I’ll start youoff:1. Siberia2. Calcutta3. Plains, Georgia4. Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute5. Anywhere in Idaho6. A Kiss concert7. On the bottom of Lake Michigan8. Floating on the top of Lake Michigan9. Right next to Jimmy Hoffa10.Handcuffed to Milton Berle or BuddyHackettThe next thing you can do is try andimagine good metaphors for your exis¬tence. For this I recommend that you don’tchoose dining hall food or the plan to builda new student center. Hopelessness anddepression don’t mix.Finally, try to remember some pleasantfacts: You don’t have to worry about fair-weather friends. And the chances of yourgetting VD are verv lowOne Final NoteYou may awaken one day to find the sunshining in your window. You'll feel stran¬gely alive and carefree. You may treatyourself to a large breakfast and you mayeven clean up your room. You’ll have thestrange feeling that life isn’t so bad andyou may even go so far as to believe thatyou’re not such a bad person. You maysmile to a pretty girl in the hallway andyou may say hellow to a stranger in thestreet. There’ll be an extra spring in your |step and you’ll figure that everything willwork out for the best. If this happens toyou, don’t be alarmed or confused. Thisstate is called happiness. It will pass very iquickly.David Brooks is a second-year student in Ithe College.THE CHICAGO MAROONEditor: David GlocknerManaging Editor: Chris IsidoreNews Editor: Sherrie NegreaViewpoints Editor: Jay McKenzieProduction Manager: Joan SommersFeatures Editor: Laurie KalmansonSports Editor: John CondasAssociate Editors: Robert Decker, AnnaFeldman, Henry Otto. Darrell WuDunn Photo Editor: Dan BreslauCopy Editors: Sheila Black, MatthewBrenneman, Kate Fultz, Don Laackman,Steve ShandorLiterary Review Editors: Richard Kayeand Dandlin DobbsBusiness Manager: Lorin BurteAdvertising Manager: Wanda JonesOffice Manager: Leslie WickStaff: Michael Alper, Mike Axinn, Andy Black, Aarne Elias, Joel Ginsberg, VictorGoldberg, David Gruenbaum, Margo Hablutzel, Andrea Holliday, Gabrielle Jones.Robin Kirk, David Kirschner, Linda Lee, Audrey Light, Neil Miller, Pat O’Connell,Trace Poll, Nina Robin, Jon Satin, Yoon Son, Dan Tani, Joe Thorn, David Vlcek.Peter Zale.j The following article was written at theend of last quarter, hence the reference to| snow-banks and final exams.By David BrooksLife is bad all over but it’s even worse inHyde Park. You think you just wrote thepaper of your life? You’ll lose it before youcan hand it in. You just bought a new out¬fit? Some math major wil trip in Hutch andspill grape juice all over it You just fell inlove with the most beautiful girl you’veever seen? Forget it, she’s a transvestite.Depression is a fact of life. The happy manis the insane man. Either that or he goes toUSC. I write this little opus to explore thedepths of depression and to try to explainhow even the most pathetic people on earth(yes, that’s right — even punk rockers)can transform their depression into a prod¬uctive part of their personality.Definition of DepressionSome people wonder what exactly de¬pression is. Most people at the U. of C.,however, don’t have to wonder; they know.Nevertheless, I’ll give my definition: de¬pression is that state of being when youwant to be in any other state of beingrather than the one you’re in.For those of you too despondent to figureout what this means, imagine it this way :your face is a bleeding ulcer, your mind isan unflushed toilet, your emotional stateresembles the dead rats decaying in theWoodward Court dining room. If you werea swimming pool you’d be like the one inIda Noyes; if you were a political group,you’d be the SYL; if you were a city, you’dbe Gary; if you were a train, you’d be theHoward El. You get my point.How to Tell if You are DepressedThere are several ways to find out. Theeasiest is to just look around you. You’re atthe U. of C. during tenth week. The sky iscloudy, the snow filthy and you won’t see agreen leaf for another three months.In Philosophy class you have to takehome final where you have to answer thequestion, “If an automatic urinal flusheswhen there’s nobody in the bathroom, doesit make a noise?” In History you have tocompare the thought of Hobbes, Locke, Ar-rendt and Aristotle and try to explain whythe professor entitled the course, “MickeyMouse Goes to Town.” In English you haveto write a 12 page paper agreeing with thethesis of your professor’s latest book (themidterm was a 6 page tribute to his lecturestyle). And you know you have a fourthclass with a final on Tuesday, but you can’tremember what it is. Something in theooionrps. Derhaps.There’s still a possibility that you re¬main uncertain about your emotionalUNIVWSITY OF CHICAGO SAILING CLUBLEARN TOSpring LedConvenient SchedulingCall 684-6054 for Info.1-10: Unknown, no basis for description-0: Any day outside the U. of C.-1: Any day during which you sleep morethan 18 hours-2: Any day when nobody reminds you oflast quarter’s incompletes-3: Any day with only minor annoyances(bursar refuses to cash your checks, etc.)-4: Any day when nobody notices your exis¬tence (spend entire day buried under cush¬ions in Harper Library)-5: Any day with only 1 humilating event(throw up in class)-6: Any day with 2 or more humiliatingevents (throw up on professor in class andthen split pants while trying to clean off hisshoes with your scarf)-7: Any day with a myriad of humiliatingincidents and least one decimating egoblow-8: Any day with humiliation, a decimat¬ing ego blow and at least 1 catastrophicfailure At the end of tenth week in a 6 per¬son class, the professor doesn’t know whoyou are. Neither does your girlfriend, alsoin the class. Neither does your familywhen you call them to ask for tuitionmoney.)-9: Girlfriend/boyfriend refuses to havesex with you-10: You refuse to have sex with yourselfI give you a case history of a depressedperson just as a touchstone for future ref¬erence. Admittedly, I’m not the most typi¬cal depressed person — given the choicebetween the lesser of two evils, I chooseboth — but I’ll have to do. Let me qualifythat, I used to be a good guy, but failurehas gone to my head.In any case, here is how a depressed per¬son responds to familiar circumstances. Iwalked into philosophy the other day andstate. The final method I can recommendis the construction of a happiness chart.Each day you make a little mark, corre¬sponding to a scale from 1 to 10 summariz¬ing your emotional level for that day. Ifyou rarely get above 5, then you’re de¬pressed. Students at the U. of C. rarely getabove 0. 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Dorchester8—The Chicago Maroon, Tuesday, April 7, 1981Robert FogelGSB Snares Fogel BackBy Jay McKenzieEconomic historian Robert W. Fogel, a pi¬oneer in the new field of cliometrics, willjoin the faculty of the Graduate School ofBusiness effective this July. Fogel is the au¬thor of several controversial books, includ¬ing Time On The Cross, an economic analy¬sis of slavery in the United States.Fogel, currently teaching at Harvard,taught at the U of C from 1963 to 1975. Incommenting upon Fogel’s return to Chica¬ go, Richard Rosett, the Dean of the Gradu¬ate School of Business said, “Fogel is thepreminent economic historian alive today.His revolutionary applications of economictheory and statistics to the study of historyhave set an entire generation on a newcourse.”Fogel’s books have helped to establish therelatively new field of cliometrics, Rosettsaid. Because of his use of mathematicalmodels and economic theory and statistics to the study of history have set an enuregeneration on a new course.”Fogel’s books have helped to establish therelatively new field of cliometrics, Rosettsaid. Because of his use of mathematicalmodels and economic theories, Fogel wasthe first historical inducted into the NationalAcademy of Sciences. His specialty, cliome¬trics, is described by D. Gale Johnson,chairman of the Department of Economics,as “the application of econometric anaylsisto historical data and to historical events.”Noting Fogel’s other interests, RichardRosett said that Time On The Cross at timesovershadows other work that the economichistorian has done. According to Rosett, al¬though the book was published seven yearsago, “it still occupies the center of attentionin American economic history.”Fogel’s 1960 study, Union PacificRailroad, is an early example of how statis¬tical and economic models can be applied tohistory. His current research, according toRosett, is focused on health and nutrition.One of Fogel’s study’s correlates nutrition,labor welfare, and labor productivity, inboth the United States and those countrieswhich colonized it. Another study deals withthe economics of mortality in North Ameri¬ca, in an effort to explain the long-term de¬cline in mortality rates.Rosett explained that Fogel’s work ishighly interdisciplinary in nature, and an¬ticipated that his research activities wouldbring him into contact with members of sev¬eral academic specialities at the Universi¬ty.Mark Kishlansky, an assistant professorin the Department of History, has used Fogel’s book Time On the Cross in ms unaer-graduate seminar on historigraphy, Kish¬lansky said, comparing economic historianslike Fogel and more traditional historianslike himself, that “lots dt things they do,they do in ways traditional historianswouldn’t. But as a side^ffect, it throws uplots of things that others find valuable.”“It will be enormously exciting to havehim back on campus,” Kishlansky said. “Hehas great energy, and is a great organizer.”While noting that he shares a different phi¬losophy of history than Fogel, Kishlanskysaid that he plans to continue using Time OnThe Cross in his classes. “It is an enormousservice to intellectual life on this campus tohave the Graduate School of Business usetheir chair in this way,” he said.ParanoiaContinued from page 6widespread popularity. Both of us considerourselves “right-wingers”and feel we arevictims of a gross misrepresentation of con¬servatism. 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Tuesday, April 7, 1981—9Bowlers‘Pull aDePaul’By Chris IsidoreAfter entering the national tournamentwith a first-round bye, and heavily favoredto win, The University College Bowl teamwas quickly eliminated in its first match.“We pulled a DePaul,” said team captainLorin Burte.Unlike the DePaul Blue Demons NCAAbasketball loss though, Chicago’s conquer¬ors, the University of Maryland, went on todominate the rest of the tournament and winthe national title. The tournament was heldat Marshall University in West Virginia justafter exam week last quarter.“We apparently underestimated them,”said team member Mike Alper, “and I thinkthey were really up for their match with us.In some ways, the bye hurt us. Our firstgame was against this really good team,while they had already played poorly andbeen able to beat a weaker team, and gettheir mistakes out of their svstem.”Maryland continued their good playthrough the rest of the match, and finallywon 345-165. “I held out hope until mid-waythrough the match,” said Terrell, “when itwas obvious that we weren’t getting anycloser.”The trip, however, did have some positivepoints. Burte, who Terrell referred to as“one of the best players in the country,” wasnamed to the Western All-star team, andwas instrumental in the team’s 380-220 victo¬ry. He then was named to the all-tourna- Lorin Burtement team, and was central in its easy winover the local high-school team. “He domi¬nated both games,” said Terrell. “He pulleddown eight toss-up questions in one gameand nine in the other, when no other playerhad more than three.”The all-star games were Business schoolstudent Burte’s last games in a careerwhich goes back four years to when he wasan undergraduate at Oberlin College. “Itwas a nice way to go out,” he said.No one is completely sure whether or notCollege Bowl will “go out,” at Chicago. Thepresent team members are all graduatingthis year, and Terrell is unsure whetherhe’ll have time to coach next year. “If I hada player like Lorin Burte to build a teamaround, I would definitely do it,” said Ter¬rell. “Iam convinced that a school of thiscaliber can have a top team, but we willneed a broader intramural progam to findthe players. I am aware of a number of goodplayers right now, but I am sure that foreach player 1 know of, there are seven oreight who I don’t know who are as good orbetter.” Open U. Setto RegisterWednesdayBy Matt BrennemanWhat are five sessions long, have approxi¬mately 15 University students in them, andcontain a wealth of information, variety,and enjoyment? The answer is classes in theOpen University, a collection of non-creditcourses taught by University faculty andgraduate students that will be offered thisquarter for its second consecutive year.The idea for the Open University wasbrought to the University two years ago byCollege student David Shute, who hadlearned about the program at an Inter-Collegiate League Conference. Shute foundout that it was common practice at some IvyLeague schools for professors to holdclasses outside the college curriculum onsubjects of their choice. The program atthese schools was successful because thecourses were free, required much less workthan credit courses, and were generalenough so that students with different back¬grounds could enroll in any of the courses of¬fered.The students also found the courses inter¬esting because the limit of the topics madefor a very close reading of the subject underthe guidance of professors who genuinelyenjoyed the material. In general, the pro¬gram was an ideal way to expose students toa variety of classes whose ideas might nothave been suited to the standard course cur¬riculum.The program was then established at theUniversity last year by Student Govern¬ ment. Four professors agreed to teachcourses. Nearly 60 students enrolled in onecourse and 30 in another. In light of lastyear’s success, the program has expandedits course offerings and 11 professors andgraduate students are scheduled to teachthis year.The professors who were approached bythe Student Government to teach a class oftheir choice agreed to take part in the pro¬gram because they wanted to share theirideas about subjects they had neither thetime nor place for in their own classes.One class that will be offered, ‘Freud,Levi-Strauss, and Kubla Kahn’ by David Or-linsky, associate professor of psychology, isa good example of the nature of the OpenUniversity courses. It will not use a textbook but will be based on the professors’own observations on the subject matter.“Kubla Kahn is a poem that has always fa¬scinated me,” said Orlinsky. “It was con¬ceived in a dream, and therefore we willread an essay by Freud dealing with thepoet and symbolism.” Orlinsky added thathe will also discuss the enchantment aspectsof the poem by reading an essay of Levi-Strauss’ observations on a South Americantribe who used chants for medicinal pur¬poses.Other courses that will t>e offered include‘Jonestown: Issues of Interpretation’ taughtby Dean of the College Jonathan Z. Smith;‘Three Pinter Plays’ taught by Patrick Bil¬lingsley, professor in the statistics depart¬ment; and ‘Intelligence and Heredity’, astudy of the I.Q. test controversy, taught byArthur Flemming, associate professor ofphilosophy.So what do all these courses have in com¬mon? Very little except that most of themmeet for five one hour sessions and aretaught by either faculty or graduate stu¬dents. Registration begins tomorrow at 9:30in the lobby of Cobb Hall. Registration foreach course is limited to 12-15 students foreach course.Never Before!/-A Sale Like This One!Regular savings of up to 70% off list price. All subjects:art, history, biography, fiction, and much, much more. Thisremarkable happening begins Tuesday April 7.We think you will find it a worthwhile occasion.Stuart Brent - ManagerUniversity of Chicago BookstoreGeneral Book Dept.Hours: 8-5 M-F9-5 Saturdaysv—_s , » »■ 4 ^ « t &■**•*■* 1 •'10—The Chicago Maroon, Tuesday, April 7, 1981/ < * 'WirszupContinued from page 4science courses from the fifth grade on. Cur¬rently many of these courses are taught byteachers without specific training in scienceor science education.• that new secondary school programs beestablished to provide a means of trainingspecialized professional workers and techni¬cians.• that cooperation between schools atvarious levels, and between schools andother segments of society be increased.• that a continuing education system forteachers be established, and existing meth¬ods of training secondary school teachersimproved.• that the arithmetic curriculum be restruc¬tured so it is completed in six, rather thaneight years. Wirszup believes that the pres¬ent emphasis on arithmetic “damages per¬manently the great majority’’ of students byforcing them to neglect other, more chal¬lenging areas of mathematics.• that students in grades 7-9 should be of¬fered additional training in three-year se¬quences in algebra and geometry.• that the present one-year courses in phys¬ics, chemistry, biology, and geographyshould be replaced by two or three-year se¬quences.• that a new sequence of courses on techno¬logy and society be required of high schoolstudents.• that the minimum high school graduationrequirements should be raised to includethree years of math and science.Wirszup recognizes that it will be difficultto persuade the nation’s thousands of schooldistricts to go along with his proposals, buthe believes that drastic improvements inthe American educational system are neces¬ sary for the nation’s survival. “People willsay that the cost is fantastic, astronomical,but I am not looking at that. I am lookingonly at what must be done.” “The educa¬tional system which has evolved in the Unit¬ed States has failed the nation and itsneeds.”Although Wirszup believes that tradition¬ al idea of education through the great booksis “a wonderful foundation” for students, itmust be expanded to take into account thechanges which have taken place in theworld. “If Robert Maynard Hutchins wouldbe alive, he would come to the same conclu¬sion” about the need for improved scienceeducation, Wirszup believes. “What I can offer is only a gloomy pic¬ture,” Wirszup said of the current state ofscience education in this country. Improve¬ments are likely to take time, and will re¬quire the participation of people from allsegments of society. But, he said, “you haveto go on fighting. At stake is the UnitedStates; its entire society.”Campus FilmCompiled by Mike Alper, Neil Millerand Yoon SonWinchester ‘73 (Anthony Mann, 1950); Anexceptional Western that was the first col¬laboration between Mann and JamesStewart. Although the Stewart character— a man seeking his father’s murderer,and his lost gun — is not as complex as hislater roles in Mann’s Westerns, the film isstill compelling. The film begins as a taleof revenge but become a story of an am¬biguous obsession. It is an exciting adven¬ture, complete with gunfights, mystery,and a final shootout. Tuesday, April 7, at8:00 in Quantrell. Doc; $1.00 — YSWhere Eagles Dare (Brian Hutton, 1969):During World War II Richard Burtonleads Clint Eastwood and a team of Alliedagents on a mission inside a Germanmountain headquarters. The ostensiblemission is to effect the escape of an Amer¬ican general. Of course, the old cliche ofthe traitor-in-the-group is milked for all itis worth. Check your brains at the doorand enjoy the action sequences, especiallythose tense scenes involving the cabledtrams leading up to the mountain fortress.The film bears a definite relation to theearlier Guns of Navarone, but is not assatisfying; Where Eagles Dare’s charac¬ ters lack the humanity of the charactersin the earlier film. Wednesday, April 8th,at 8 p.m in Quantrell. Doc; $2.00 — NMMy Man Godfrey (Gregory La Cava, 1936);Probably La Cava’s best film. CaroleLombard is the daughter in a wealthyfamily who finds forgotten man WilliamPowell during a scavenger hunt andmakes him the family butler. Powellstruggles to keep his sanity and to survivethe machinations of Lombard’s older sis¬ter (Alice Brady), who has her own prote¬ge (a hilarious Mischa Auer). The team ofPowell and Lombard works extremelywell, as Lombard gives Powell a dimen¬sion rarely seen in his numerous pairingswith Myrna Loy. The plot is pure 1930sscrewball, though its concern with the De¬pression makes the film seem more datedthan the other top screwball comedies ofthe period. Wednesday, April 8th, at 8:30p.m. in the Law School Auditorium. Law-School Films; $2.00 — NMWhat’s New Pussycat? (Clive Donner,1965): This is a Woody Allen script and isalso his acting debut. It stars Peter Sellersas a psychologist who is sought out byPeter O’Toole. It seems that O’Toole’sproblem (?) is that women find him irre-sistable. The film purrs when it shouldroar, and the few' good moments do notjustify having to sit through the rest. Onlyfor hardcore Allen fans, unless you wantto listen to Tom Jones belting out the titlesong. Thursday, April 9, at 7, 8:45, 9:30 in Quantrell. Men’s Crew, $1.50 — YSEvery Man For Himself And God AgainstAll (Kaspar Hauser) (Werner Herzog,1974): The true story of a man held cap¬tive in a tiny cell for most of his life andhis efforts to adjust to his newly attainedfreedom, retold in what is reputed to beone of Herzog’s most accessible films. It isinfused, as usual, with Herzog’s owncurious strain of realism — Hauser isplayed by a real former mental patient,Bruno S. (Stroszek). In German with En¬glish subtitles. Thursday, April 9, at 8 inKent 107. Doc; $2.00.The Sea Hawk (Michael Curtiz, 1940): ErrolFlynn at his swashbuckling peak. This is afilm that knows its main strength andmakes no bones about it. Within fifteenminutes, Flynn is leading his Englishpirate ship against the Spanish in pre-Ar-mada Elizabethan times. Exciting battlesand duels abound, and somewhere in thebackground Flynn falls in love with theniece (Brenda Marshall) of the Spanishambassador (Claude Rains). In addition,the Eric Komgold score is one of the bestfilm scores ever. Despite these assets, thefilm is missing two key ingredients thatmade The Adventures of Robin HoodFlynn’s best film. Brenda Marshall doesnot handle the romance with Flynn as wellas Olivia de Havilland, and The Sea Hawkdoes not have the light touch of the earlierfilm. Thursday, April 9th at 8:30 in the jLaw School Auditorium. LSF $2.00 — \Af|Drondeis UniversityAMERICAN SCHOOLS OFORIENTAL RESEARCHARCHAEOLOGICALSEMESTER IN ISRAELWhot does it offer you?• q semester of study in Israel in the spring term• course work in English in archaeology, both historyand methodology, and in related fields• several weeks of active participation in anon-going dig• study tours to important archaeological sites• optional language study in Hebrew or ArabicApplication deadline: November 1For further information, see your studyabroad advisor or write:Office of International ProgramsDrondeis UniversityWaltham, AAA 02254617- 647-2422Drondeis University odmits students of ony roce. color notionalor ethnic origin, sex, oge or handle op to oil its programsand activities “ilic UnivcrsityofdiicaqoDepartment of Musiccordially myites von to anwoin Open Jiouse-in celebration of theh Anniversary of/V the Departmentof'Music and the-Inauguration of itsIt OV JD IIWhUi^ diCjoodspeed HalLfcatutinq Distinguished lecturersand Recitals of R cnaissancc,Classical,and Contemporary Chamber Musicnt Cfoodspced Hall5545 5outh EllisTuesday, April 14, JPS12 to 5 PM-The Chicago Maroon, Tuesday, April 7, 1981—11\GRANDIS*Saturday, April 11 Lithuanian Folk dancing3:30 P.M. 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They are all interdisciplinary and are ap¬propriate/or students in any division of discipline.The courses will begin the week of April 15, andrun for four or five sessions of one to two hourseach. Registration opens Wednesday, April 8 at9:30 a.m. in the lobby of Cobb Lecture Hall.Enrollment is limited, so please come early to.Registration: Tomorrow, April 8Cobb Hall Lobby — 9:30 AM12—The Chicago Maroon. Tuesday, April 7, 1981SPORTSBaseball Picks UpFirst Win;Beats NIU * SoftballWins One,Drops OneBy John CondasBy Jon SatinThe University of Chicago baseball teamposted its first victory of the 1981 regularseason this Saturday by defeating Northeas¬tern Illinois University 5-4 in the secondgame of a doubleheader at Stagg Field. TheMaroons had dropped the first game 8-3.On Friday, Chicago had opened their reg¬ular season with an 11-1 loss to powerful Illi¬nois Benedictine College on the road.In the Maroons’ victory, pitcher JimMaranto went the distance and picked uphis first win of the season. After allowingfour early runs on three hits in the top of thefirst, Maranto settled down and allowed noruns and just two hits in he remaining 6Vh in¬ nings.The Maroons gradually worked their wayback. Senior firstbaseman Byron Trottcapped off Chicago’s two-run first inningwith his first home run of the year. In thethird inning Tad McGwire scored on apassed ball to bring Chicago within one run.In the sixth inning, with two out and Don Ci-ciora on second base, Bill Jankovich loopeda Texas leaguer into short centerfield scor¬ing Ciciora and knotting the score at 4-4.After Moranto easily retired NEIU in thetop of the seventh, Wade Lewis ripped a linedrive down the left field line scoring BrianWeber from second and giving Chicago thewin.In the third inning of the first game, JeffIM Socim Kicks OffBy David GruenbaumIn a meeting of last year’s residence final¬ists, Lower Rickert came away the victorover Henderson, 4-1. Mark Peebles was ex¬cellent for Lower Rickert, making twothrow-ins which resulted in heading goalsfor Rickert. Peebles also scored the secondgoal of his career in this game, but unfortun¬ately it was a goal misdirected into his ownnet. Jeff Trinklein was outstanding as goal¬keeper for Rickert.As for Henderson, it was obvious that theymissed the services of playmaker halfbackRandy Douglas, who will be playing on anindependent team this year. Karl Keiserplayed well for Henderson despite the factthat an injury forced him to use only his leftfoot.In other games Psi U upset highly toutedLower Flint 5-3. Former varsity player SeanMahoney and basketball star Eric Kubyknocked in two goals each for Psi U. BrianSullivan pumped in two goals for LowerFlint. Upper Rickert beat Shorey 3-0, as for¬ward Bo Lravedra led the way with twogoals. In an exciting overtime game, Comp¬ton nipped Fishbein, with Jeff Boulden scor¬ing the winning overtime goal. Eomber’sBoys opened their seson with a 4-0 victory.Jeff Shancer led the way with three goals,and Gregg Barclay was excellent in goal.In a recap of basketball finals lastquarter, the Albanian Refugees managed tohold off a tough N.U.T.S. team 36-35. TheRefugees played without star center BrettShaffer, and his presence was sorelymissed. Steve Shaprio, Eddie Foley, andTodd Lewis were forced to take up the slackfor the Refugees and had problems pullingaway from the gritty N.U.T.S. teamthroughout the game. Don Pasulka was out¬standing for N.U.T.S., making seven ofeight shots from the field, most of thosetough outside jumpers from the key. DaveSteidl was equally tough on defense, block¬ing two Albanian shots in a row in one occas-sion.In the women’s residence final. UpperWallace beat the Med School 26-22. It was aclassic story of one individual playingagainst a team. Liz Berry was outstandingfor the Med School, but every time she wentinto the corner in the second half, for her fa¬vorite shot, she was double and triple teamed. Meanwhile Upper W'allace was re¬bounding and passing to each other. CelesteTravis was outstanding for Upper Wallace,scoring in double figures, as was guardDiana Kaspic.Games to WatchBEHAVORIAL SCIENCE-F.C. BENELUXThu 4:00 M-ESpread: Benelux by 1 ... . Behavorial Sciencewill likely try to psyche-out Benelux by usingeverything they have learned in grad school.This strategy will not be effective, however,unless they can find a Dutch interpreter.COMMUTERS-MEAN FREE PATH Wed 4:00M.W.Spread: Commuters by 5 . . . Should be aromp. The key to the Commuter’s success isholding onto star forward David. There is arumor going around that Weiss has signed amulti-million dollar contract to play soccer inParaguay.HITCHCOCK-UPPER FLINT Wed 4:00 M-ESpread: Hitchcock by 2 . . This is a classicSailing ClubThe University’s sailing club will cele¬brate the beginning of the 1981 sailing sea¬son with a general meeting this Tuesday at7:30 in Ida Noyes Hall. The group will show'a movie on windsurfing, and will also dis¬cuss the change of its facilities from Burn¬ham Harbor to Jackson Park Harbor. Allpersons interested in sailing are invited. Ameeting of the racing team will follow thegeneral meeting.On the following Tuesdays in April, theclub will host a series of lectures on sailing.Three nationally known sailors will speak tothe club and other interested persons at IdaNoyes Hall on April 14, 21, and 28. GregShires, a member of Ted Turner’s crew inthe America’s Cup races, will present aslide show April 14 on famous yacht races,including the Fastnet, America’s Cup,S.O.R.C., and others. On April 21, Quen Cul-tra will present a slide show depicting hisround-the-world voyage. And on April 28,Jim Considine will speak about modern saildesign and how modern sailmakers can helpyou win races. All lectures will begin at 7:30pm.There will be a $2 admission charge foreach lecture; $5 for the entire series. Forfurther information, call 753-4693.—David Lin Foreman injured his ankle while sliding intosecond base. Foreman returned to StaggField during the second game on crutches.Fortunately, he is expected to play again onMonday against Lewis University.Lewis University was Chicago’s toughestopponent of the season. Lewis, an NCAA di¬vision 2 school, was ranked tenth in the na¬tion in preseason polls. Results from theLewis game were too late for press time.The Maroons close out their difficult firstweek by taking on Illinois Institute of Tech¬nology at IIT’s campus on Wednesday. OnSaturday the Maroons travel to ConcordiaCollege for a doubleheader. The Maroonsnext home game is Monday afternoonagainst Rockford College.Socim Top Ten1. Frondizzi & the Specs2. Ting & the Liberal Tradition3. F. C. Benelux4. K.U.U.C.5. Lower Rickert6. Behavorial Science Club7. Commuters8. Chamberlin9. The Europeans10.Psi UTeams to Watch: Upper Rickert, OrientExpress, Compton, Flint Undergrad.College Kickers United, Henderson,Lower Flint.case of big house versus little house Ridicu¬lously enough. Hitchcock, unlike many otherhouses does not have a second team. Thatmeans all of Hitchcock’s hundred plusmembers are eligible for their games. In theirfirst game against Hale, Hitchcock used threeteams. Upper Flint could not get three legalteams together even if they wanted to. Who areyou going to counter against a hundred plusHitchcock soccer players all thirsting for theoverall intramural title Rich McGinnis andcompany? Be serious.LOWER FLINT-BRADBURY Tues 4:00 M-WSpread: Lower Flint by 3 ... . Lower Flintshould bounce from their tough loss to Psi Uand win this game. The University of Chicago women’s soft-ball team, after losing decisively to St. Xa¬vier College, 17-7 on Friday, bounced backon Saturday to route Trinity College, 23-6.On a cold, blustery Saturday, Chicago wasled by several outstanding players who con¬tributed to their victory. Defensively, short¬stop Karen Kitchen and outfielder CarolWeesner, both freshmen, made several out¬standing catches, while sophomore pitcherKittie Wyne notched a complete game,striking out several and walking only onebatter. Offensively, Chicago was led bycatcher Mary Klemundt, a senior, who hitwell and stole several bases. Freshmanthird baseman Bev Davis also contributedoffensively, blasting a home run to pad theMaroons’ lead.The Maroons started out quickly on Saturday, scoring 10 runs in the first inning. This'strong start continued throughout the game,especially in the fifth inning, when Chicagobatted around and scored seven runs, givingthe team insurance runs needed to maintaintheir greater-than-10 run lead. A ten run dif¬ference is important, because if one team ismore than ten runs ahead after five innings,the last two innings are not played. Thus,the Maroons’ 7 run outburst and subsequentbottom of the fifth inning shut-out of Trinityenabled the team to escape the cold field ofTrinity two innings earlier than planned.Unfortunately, Friday’s game was notagainst St. Xavier did not go as well as Sat¬urday’s victory Chicago's inexperienceshowed through, as three freshman wereplaying in their first varsity game. Also, thepitching was troublesome, as both Sue For-tunato and Wyne were having control prob¬lems. Nevertheless, good performanceswere turned in by senior first basemanClarisse Begeman, Mary Klemundt, andKaren Kitchen, who hit a home run in herfirst college at-bat. Although this game alsoended after five innings, the team felt asthough it could have won with better pitch¬ing and fielding.The Maroons’ young team will again betested today, as Elmhurst College will be atNorth Field at 4:00. Friday, the Maroonswill host University of W’isconsin-Parksidefor a double-header scheduled to being at3:00.kAJ LBJUSailing ClubmeetingTuesday,7:30 P.M.Ida NoyesUNIVERSITY OFI SAILIMG CHICAGOCLUBrimw fliWMlllilAWl I1B1B IBB B1B1B1BB1W ItThe Chicago Maroon, Tuesday, April 7, 1981—13CALENDARTuesdayHillel: Students for Israel luncheon discussion-“Ethnic Integration in Israel” speaker NoahLewin-Epstein. 12 noon, Hillel.Young Democrats: Meeting 12:30 pm. ReynoldsClub North Lounge.Dept of Microbiology: "Cross-Protection AmongTermatodes: The Fasciola/Schistosoma Model”speaker Dr. George Hillyer, 4:00 pm, Cummingsroom 1117._Music Dept: Lecture-"Agnes Dei Tropes from Dif¬ferent Regional Traditions” speaker Gunilla Iver- sen, JRL 264, 8:00 pm.Hillel: TV viewing of Masada, 8:00 pm. Hillel.University Feminist Organization: Women’s RapGroup meets 8:00 pm in the Women’s Center, 3rdfloor of the Blue Gargoyle.Special Woodward Court Lecture: “Education andFreedom” speaker Izaak Wirszup 8:30 pm Wood¬ward Court.WednesdayHillel: Birkat Ha’Hammah “A Blessing for theSun” 5:00 pm. at the point, sponsored by Hillel. Cog Com/Sloan Lectures: "Planning and meta¬planning” speaker Robert Wilensky, 4:00 pm,Beecher 102.College Poetry Reading: Candlin Dobbs, EleanorLeyden, Molly McQuade, K.G. Wilkins, and Com¬pany at the Bergman Gallery, 4th floor of CobbHall, 4:30 pm. Sponsored by the UndergraduateEnglish Department.Comm, on Social Thought: "Death and Time”speaker Sarah Humphrys, 4:30 pm. Harper W506.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Lecture-“Tur-key: Restored Stability in a Region in Turmoil” speaker His Excellency liter Turkmen, 8:00 pm.Oriental Inst. Breasted Hall.Thursdaychamber group.Music Dept: Noontime concert,12:15 pm, Goodspeek Hall.Master of Arts Program in the Soc. Sci.: Informa¬tional meeting for SSCD students interested injoint BA/MA degree. 4:00 pm.Dept of Physics: "Review of Upsilon Physics”speaker Leon Lederman, 4:30 pm, Eckhart 133.Chicago Debating Society: Practice at 7:00, Meet¬ing at 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Wktd't Urn Pmycal?Thursday, April 9Cobb Hall Men’s Crew Club with Woody Allen, Peter Sellers7:00/8:45/10:30$1.50Seder WorkshopsThursday, April 9 8-10 P.M.^Monday, April 13 8-10 P.M. "NEach session will be a complete work¬shop covering the History and Tradi¬tions of Passover, The Structure andContent of the Haggadah, and theactual making of a Seder - The TableSetting, Rituals and Foods.Hillel Foundation5715 Woodlawn marian realty,inc.Studio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400 Court Studio Auditionsforby Stringbergdirected by Howard KaplanApril 11 1-5 PMApril 13 7-10 PM57th & University753-3581Minority Group Actors EncouragedTo Attend^The Center for Latin American Studies Presents:—Hm Tatty WatMy Little FimkmuiA comedy, adapted from the journal of a 16th centuryadventurer shipwrecked off the coast of Brazil, whoseattempts to integrate himself into la pensee sauvageresult in his incorporation into the tribal Pot-au-feu.Directed by Brazilian Filmmaker Nelson Periera dosSantos.The film will be followed by a talk by Richard Pena,Director of the Film Center of the Art Institute ofChicago.Free AdmissionWednesday,April 83:00 P.M.QuantrellJ The University of Chicago Student Activities OfficeThe Visiting Committee on Student Programs and FacilitiespresentThe Tommy Dorsey Orchestraconducted by Buddy MorrowJoin us for a very special evening of dancing and listeningBlack Tie OptionalRefreshments and Hors d'Oeuvres will be served. 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Research conducted bystudents and faculty in the Committeeon Cognition and Communication,Department of Behavioral SciencesPhone 753 4718The Chicago Counseling andPsychotherapy Center has severalopenings for women and men 18 andover in a long term group startingApril 16 Meets Thursday evenings 8 10p.m. Fee: $4S/month, first two monthspayable in advance. Preliminary interview required. Call 684 1800, leavemessage for Bill.CHILDREN'S NARRATIVES ANDGESTURES. U of C faculty researchneeds children. 4 through 12 years ofage, to participate in a study ofchildren's narratives and gestures.The procedure is enjoyable to childrenand takes about 1 hour on campus. Ifinterested, please call 3-4714 for an appointmentNormal Women Volunteers wanted forhormone study, age 18 35 years$100 00 Call 947 1825Overweight women wanted for hormone study age 18-35 years Mustweigh 200 300 lbs $175.00 Call947 1825Wanted Part time junior lab technician Work involves some specimenpreparation for electron microscopyand darkroom photography.Undergraduate biological science student preferred 15 20 hours per weekPossible full time summer employrnent Please contact Mrs K Kittrell at753 8669Babysitter with some experiencewanted for toddler one or two mornmgs a week Vic 55th and Blackstone324 9533 The British Consulate General,Chicago requires a BritishPA/Secretary and a Clerk/Typist. Fordetails please telephone Mr. RoyJenkins (312 ) 346 1810SERVICESTYPIST-Disseration quality. Helpwith grammar, language as neededFee depending on manuscript. IBMSelectric. Judith 955 4417.ARTWORK Posters, illustration, lettering, etc. Noe! Yovovich 493-2399.TYPIST: High quality work byfreelance writer Competitively pric¬ed, prompt; minor editing with outcharge IBM Correcting Selectric.After 6pm. 338 3800 or 472 2415.THE WRITER'S AID Resumes,editing 8, writing, flyers, pamphlets,brochures, reports, books, ghosting;creative pieces. Prompt, professionalservice. Call 288 1911.The Chicago Counseling andPsychoteraphy Center. Client-centered psychotherapy. 5711 S.Woodlawn 6354 N Broadway, and 111N. Wabash. Chicago. A RegisteredPsychological Agency. (312 ) 684-1800Babysitter available work at home forfull or part time. Please call between7:00 10:00pm 241 7354Term papers. Reasonable rates. Alsohelp with spelling, bibliographies,dissertation form. Cali 684-6882.Psychotherapy & counseling:Registered psychologist in Hyde Park,sliding scale. Joan Rothchild Hardin,PhD. 493 8766PERSONALSFind your true love at the CrossroadsSpring Festival. Call 684-6060 for in¬formationW(omens) B(reakfast) C(lub)—stillrising and shining! Wed. 8 am (ugh)Hutch.Ah ..Spring When the crocuses bloomin the john at Jimmy's. PJCome on, seriously, how many of youout there watch Benny Hill? LAWFriend of HB Egg: Negotiations are inorder; What payment do you want forcoaching? I don't want to beunderstood in publicDear Andrew: Although there are noleaves on my head, there is sherry inthe office closet Sherry hour is Fridayat four WEJ L and I aren't formal. L.Come aroundPoetry Reading at 4:30 Wednesday inthe Bergman Gallery CornelFOR SALEBooksale at Pullman Library 11001 S.Indiana starting 3/13/816 pc bedroom set $250. 5 pc. dinette set$100 Days 947-5017NEW CANON Mode. Canonet 28 withflash and case. Prices far below retail.Call 753 2249 iroom 3406) Can leavemessageAntique Oak Desk. 3 x5'. $225, CherryLawyers Desk $400. Call 955-1248 weekday eves or leave message 955-1249PIANISTSInterested ir. oiling the University ofChicago Symphony Orchestra for aspring performance of Stravinsky'sPetrouchka (1947 version)? Auditionswill be held early ir, spring quarter.For more information, contact Bar¬bara Schubert at the music department 753 2612.PEER PRESSURERADIOTell Tchaikovsky the news All thehas beems, could have beens. and yetto be's in progressive pop Fridays2:30 5:00 pm on WHPK 88 3 fm Information for the earGYMNASTICSCLASSGYMNASTICS CLASS FOR ADULTS(Beginning Level) Mon & Thu 5:15 pmBartlett Gym Call Dennis, 955 8627 or947 6475RUGBY CLUBPractices are on Tuesday andThursdays 4:00 pm Stagg Fieldeveryone welcome! First game vsW S Harlequins in on Saturday April11.PREVENTPREGNANCYBy learning Fertility Awarness(Natural Family Planning). StudentGyne offers a 3-session course (4-6 om on 4/14, 4/28, 5/5) Learn signs andsymptoms of ovulation to aid contraceptive decision making Partnersstrongly encouraged to attend Toregister, call 947 5962.COMPUTATIONCENTERCOURSESANDSEMINARSSpring quarter schedule is nowavailable. Courses in PASCAL andSPSS. Seminars are introductions toDEC system 21, EDIT, TREATISE.SuperWylbur, SuperWylbur MACRO,SCRIPT, DISSPLA, TELL AGRAF,and IFPS. For more information,come to main Computation Center RlC-B37 or Business Office, 5737 S.University, or call 753-8400NEEDATYPIST?Excellent work done in my nome.Reasonable rates Tel: 536-7167 or548 0663WIND ENSEMBLEAuditions for the newly formed U of CWind Ensemble will be held on Satur¬day, April 11, from 10 am to 1 pm atMandel Hall Woodwinds are especial¬ly needed. Directed by F. Cooper,graduate of the Eastman School ofMusic. Call 493 1915, 643 1735.NEEDY CATSCATS need loving homes 3 adult ex¬males. 2 inseparable. Perfecthousecats, very affectionate, goodwith kids and dogs 493 2399.LEARN TO SAILSee ad this issue UC Sailing ClubWOMENCome to a Women's Coffeehouse tocelebrate the beginning of Women'sHistory Quarter. Relax with music,poetry reading good food and friendlypeople April 8 8:00 pm Ida NoyesLibraryDEADLINEFor SAO Activities Calendar, SpringPart 11, is Paril 13, Bring info to Room210 Ida Noyes Hall, or call Libby753-3592.UC HOTLINE 753-1777Running on empty? Need someone tolean on? Cal! Hotline, open seven daysa week from 7:00 pm to 7:00 am 753-1777RESEARCHSUBJECTS NEEDEDFOR DRUG STUDYWe pay up to $195.00 to evaluate yourdrug preferences and to study the effects of non-experimental, commonlyprescribed drugs on your mood If youare between 21 and 35 and fall into oneof the following categories: 1) Normal,healthy volunteers 2) Nervous, tensepeople not currently in treatment or onmedication 3) People who have in thepast been prescribed tranquilizers(E G , Valium, Librium), or if you arebetween 40 and 55, call for further information: 947-6348 between 10:00 amand 12 noon weekdays, except WednesdayLOOKING FOREMPLOYMENT?Attend a career seminar April 11 thatwill help you land the idea! positionThe seminar will acquaint you with thelatest techniques in skill assessment,resume writing, interview preparation, networking. Limited enrollment,call T oday + Nancy Bernhardt(955 8864) or Ruth Backstrom(643 3037).BODY-MINDPSYCHOCALISTHENICS: Arica Instexercise system of yoga, breathingand calisthenics wil revitalize andbalance your mind and body Lecturedemo followed by class 7 pm BlueGargoyle 5 sessions $50 Begin April 9Noon class begins April 16. For furtherinfo 935 8228PETUNIACAPITALOF THE WORLDOuting Club weekend Bike Trip at Dixon. IL and nearby state parks April10 12 Call Jonathan Hardis. 363 5269tor details.CHILDREN WANTEDWe are doing a study on react me nchildren age 9 14 Each child attends 7individual sessions on campus and ispaid $3 00 per session For informationplease call 753-4735 MF LATENTTALENTPost Libris auditions April 13Reynolds Club N Lounge, 7;9. Call 3-3273COFFEE HOUSEThurs. April 9 at Blue Gargoyle, 5655S. Univ. Ave. 9:00 and 10:30 BarryBrogan, rhythm and blues; 9:45 and11:15 Anita Salzman, contemporaryand traditional folk guitar and vocals,a capella. original songs Beveragesand baked goods. 50* coverSPRINGSAILING NEWSThe U of C Sailing Club will sponsor aSpring Lecture Series, April 14, 21 and28, given by three internationallyrenown yachtsmen—for professionals,novices and fans alike. For more infocall Mrs. Resch 753-4693REEFERMADNESSIt's coming to Quantrell 4/16/81 HYDE PARKHILTONEMPLOYMENTNow operated by Metro Inns, Inc.NeedsWAITERS/WAITRESSES Any shift;part time or full-time, experience notnecessary Will schedule around yourclassesSALES REPRESENTATIVE Fulltime; salary negotiable; Mon Fri 8:305 :00 Must have carCOOKS/PANTRY-Full or part time;any day; experience necessaryEXECUTIVE SECRETARY HoursM-F 8:30-5:00. shorthand; salarynegotiable; secretarial duties for theGeneral ManagerApply in person Mon thru Fri 11-5 4900Z. Lake Shore Dr BIRDSAre you a bird watcher? Do you haveany interest in birds? Come to the U ofC Bird Ciub meeting Thursday night 8pm at Ida NoyesCLASSIFIEDClassified advertising in the ChicagoMaroon is 75 cents per 30 characterline. Ads are not accepted over thephone, and they must be paid in advance Submit all ads in person or bymail to The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E59th St., Chicago, IL 60637 Our officeis in Ida Noyes, room 304 DeadlinesWed noon for the Fri paper, Fri. noorfor the Tues. papers-¥■ * +SPRING FESTIVALAt Crossroads, 5621 S. BlackstoneLive entertainment, Internationa! Buf¬fet, casino, games, auction, gift shopswith bargains galore Fri. April 10 8pmlam and Sat. April 11 4 pm - 10 pm.684 6060REFORM/PROGRESSIVESEDERStudent run-second night Aprii 19, atHillel, Cost: $6.00 Services: 6:30 pm.Seder Dinner: 7:30 pm ReservationDeadlines: April 14. Contact: ArtLustig 947 5071ARCHERY CLUBOrganizational meeting will be heldWednesday April 8. 5:00 pm, INH203YEARBOOKSThe 1981 yearbooks are here Price is$12 50 until April 20, after $14. Stillavailable are '80 books $5 Also be sureto see our photo show in Ex Libris. Alevel coffeeshop Regenstein.HOUSESITTER!CLEAN, QUIET COLLEGE STDT.WOULD LOVE TO HOUSE SIT, MIDJUNE THRU MID SEPT CALLSTEVE, 753 8342, ext 405 If no answerleave message with switchboard.JAMES DEANSee James Dean in his classic film,“Rebel Without a Cause " with"Reefer Madness ' Thursday, April 16in QuantrellHELPRetarded adults at Southwest TrainingCenter need special attention todevelop life skills Contact theVolunteer Bureau at 955-4108 or dropby our office on the Blue Gargoyle'sthird floorMOVINGStudent with Pickup Truck can moveyour stuff FAST and CHEAP No iobtoo small! Call Peter at 955 1854 10am 10 pmCAFE DE PARISOpens the Crossroads Spring FestivalFri April 10, 8 pm 1 am. Live music,international snacks and beverages,casino Info: 684 6060FRIENDS OFTHE SYMPHONYFriends of the Symphony will have avery important meeting tonight in theMemorial Room of Ida Noyes Hail at6:00 pm to plan for the April 20 concertand to elect officersYOUNGDEMOCRATSThere will be a meeting ThursdayApril 9 at 7 30 in Ida Noyes Room 217.There will be a speaker discussion ofagenda, and refreshmentsOPEN HOUSE Sale Dates 4-8 thru 4-1 JALL GRINDS' 2 ib. Maxwell House CoffeeI| WITH THIS| COUPON ONLY $3 99 Expires4/11/81HELLMANNS e —MAYONNAISE 320,51 395 Lb. BAG FLORIDAJUICEORANGES5 Lb. BAG WHITEGRAPEFRUITU.S.D.A.ROUNDSTEAKU.S.D.A.SHORT RIBSOF BEEFU.S.D.A. BEEFRUMP ROASTCERTIFIED RED LABELICECREAM ,9.1 S1S1 2929$189I ib$149& lb-09lb.$2$|19nucPhoenix School is a one room schooltor graaes 1 to 6 It is in Hyde Park, inthe Hyde Park Union Church at 5600South Woodlawn On Thursday, April16. the school will have an open housefrom 9 3. Come visit an openclassroom, a one room school andworking parent run cooperativeIM SOFTBALLEntry forms are available in tM Office(INH 703) Deadline is April 15 FINER FOODSSERVING53rd PRAIRIE SHORESKIMBARK PLAZA 2911 VERNONWhere You Are A Stranger But Once!The Chicago Maroon, Tuesday, April 7, 1981—15COFFEE HOUSSponsored by SGACReturns Friday, April 10The Ted Mack Trio Plus One ENick FillipoFriday, April 17The Rhythm SheiksDave Gruenbaum & Co.Also, Saturday, April 25Friday, May 1Friday, May 8Friday, May 22Friday, May 29Friday, June 59:30 P.M. Ida Noyes LibraryFree CoffeeMunchies —Do you feel trapped? Caughtsomewhere between Plato and aChem. Lab.Do you find that you spend yourFriday and Saturday nights lookingforward to going to the Beg?Do you want to see if life existsNorth of Pierce Tower ? |if yesThe 7 -11 Expressmay help.P.S. Don’t miss \special Kick-offfun on Apr. 10.The 7-11 goes downtown to Water TowerPlace, and Fullerton & Clark at 7:00 p.m.Returns from these stops at 11:00 p.m. and2:00 a.m.Campus stops are Ida Noyes, Reynolds Club,Burton Judson, and The Shor eland.$2.00 one-way Ticket - On Sale at ReynoldsClubU.C.I.D. req. - limit of 4 one-way ticketsper I.D.