THECHICAGOMAROONVolume 90. No 37 The University of Chicago Copyright 1981 The Chicago MaroonProf’s Office Trashed,Burned in Racist AttackBy Chris IsidoreAn attack on a professor’s office hasraised serious concern in the Universityabout right-wing extremist activity here,and its threat to academic freedom.Late on the evening of February 6, an in¬truder broke into an office in Foster Hall,and set fire to papers on a small woodentable next to the door. “Jap Go Home,” anda swastika were drawn on the wall in crayonand a second swastika was cut on a leather-covered chair. A bottle of ink was alsobroken against the corridor wall.In addition, the attacker carved the words“Jap Go Home” on the inside of the elevatordoor and destroyed an oil portrait of thehall’s namesake, Nancy Foster, on the firstfloor of the building. University security isnot sure how the attacker entered the build¬ing, which was locked when the fire wasstarted at around 10 pm. The door of the pro¬fessor’s office had one of its panels kickedin, though.Smoke from the fire set off a fire alarmbefore the blaze spread to other parts of theoffice. But the fire did substantial damageto the wall, ceiling and floor in the onecorner of the office.Police are unsure of the motives of the at¬tacker, but according to Jonathan Klein-bard, the University’s Vice-President forCommunity Affairs, they believe that the at¬tacker did not know the professor personal¬ly, but picked the office because a posterand professor’s name card were inJapanese. Both the poster and the card werethrown into the fire, and another Japaneseposter was set on fire inside the office.Because the professor is unsure if the at¬tacker knows him personally, he asked that his name not be revealed. He said that he“felt (attacked) at both ends, both person¬ally and on a larger moral sense. I’m thevictim, but I’m not the issue involved here.The issue is one of academic freedom, whichsomething that all faculty and students hereshare.”“The police wanted to know if I had anyenemies, but I can’t think of anyone or anystudent who would have done this sort ofthing . . . Some correspondence, and someloose dissertation chapters were destroved,but luckily, I did not lose most of myresearch notes. They were only a foot awayfrom the fire, ready to go up.”President Hanna Gray said that she wasoutraged about the attack. “However onedefines it, as a random act or the actions of alunatic, nothing can diminish the pain of theexperience,” she said. “I am sure thatmembers of the faculty who are aware ofthe attack share this sense of horror, andwish that there was something they could doto relieve the sense of suffering.”Even though the attack was probably notmotivated by the professor’s academicwork, President Gray shares his sense thatit was an attack on academic freedom. “Ithink that the invasion and the vandalizationof an office for any reason inevitably raisesanxiety among faculty,” she said. “I don’thave the sense that as an institution we havereason to believe that we are in imminatedanger. By basic concern is over the impli¬cation of this kind of thing. I think that as acommunity, we have to be aware of whatare the implications of these actions.”The professor said that he had never feltany racist hatred from people at the Univer- A charred corner of the office trashed earli¬er this month.sity before this. “I think the Universitythroughout its history has been relativelyfree of that, and has been very internationalin its thinking. I’ve had hate mail, but it hascome from outside of the University, likeone letter I got from another city after Igave a lecture there a few years ago. I’msure if you talk to others, you will hear thatthey received similar mail, but nothing likethis was ever done.”As common as extremist hate-mail mightbe here, University officials are taking acareful look at all new examples of it, look¬ing for leads in this case. When another of¬fice in Foster received a copy of the Nazinewspaper through faculty exchange earli¬er this week, the incident was reported toKleinbard’s office. His office has also beenexamining examples of swastika graffitti oncampus.Two Years Late, a Fad. Comes to Chicago...The member of the tuck-ln service ply their trade. a Day with StyleBy David Vlcekluck-in Trio EndsThey are not American Gigolos. Theirtheme song is not “Call Me.” They haven’teven seen the movie. Meet James Digiron-imo, Mark Ombrellaro, and Fernando Ca-vero, three students in the College perhapsbetter known as Bedtime, Inc. They are thecampus tuck-in service. Though many peo¬ple misinterpret their intentions, all threemaintain that their business is legitimate.What is a tuck-in all about? For the three,it’s become something of a ritual. It allstarts with a call from a woman who wishesto be tucked in, or from a friend of a womanwho wishes to have her tucked in as a pres¬ent. Because their business has beenplagued by prank phone calls, they check tosee if the caller is in earnest. At the appoint¬ed time, the team arrives at the client’sroom, two in business suits and one in paja¬mas, a bathrobe, and slippers. They offerher a drink of milk or white wine, and thestuffed Bedtime, Inc. monkey, Jason, to Friday, February 27, 1981ISSC RuleChange to CutGrant LevelsA change in the formfula used to determineawards for the Illinois State ScholarshipCommission (ISSC) is likely to reduce thesize of many awards granted by the ISSCnext year.The new formula will raise the amount ofexpected parent contributions by 25 percent,resulting in an across the board decrease inthe level of need calculated for students.The decrease in the calculated need willmost affect students receiving awardsbelow the $1900 maximum, according toConnie Lindsley, Director of ProgramOperations at the ISSC’s Deerfield office.Approximately 20 percent of the 112,900 stu¬dents receiving the awards statewide will beaffected by the change, according to theISSC.The change was made primarily as an at¬tempt to spread the awards among a largernumber of students, according to an ISSC of¬ficial. The ISSC ran out of funds to makenew awards for this school year on August28, forcing it to reject the applications ofsome 250,000 students who applied after thatdate, according to the official. Most of thesestudents had applied for awards for only thesecond half of the school year, the officialsaid.The recipients of ISSC awards at the Uni¬versity are not likely to suffer severely fromthe changes, in part because the studentswhose awards will be reduced will be thosewith the lowest amount of calculated need,and because the University has a policy ofproviding its students with the need remain¬ing after contributions from other sources.Five hundred seventy College students nowreceive the awards, according to the Officeof College Admissions and Aid.Although the funding level for the ISSC inthe coming school year have not yet been setby the Illinois General Assembly, the Illi¬nois Board of Higher Education < IBHE) hasrecommended that the ISSC receive an ap¬propriation of $121.8 million next year, upfrom the present level of $108.5 million. TheIBHE also recommended that the maxi¬mum award for individual students be in¬creased from $1900 to $1950, according to ahigher education analyst for the House Re¬publican staff.hold. While one serenades the lady with aguitar, the others tell a bedtime story of herchoice from their large volume of collectedbedtime stories. The entire tuck-in takesabout twenty minutes.Bedtime, Inc. started a few weeks agowhen the three were bet that they couldn’tstart such a service and get six customers intheir first nine days of business They easilysurpassed the six customer mark and arestill in businessNot only is their business still in existence,but it is also growing m popularity. 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City• Seattle Timet, John Haril The University of ChicagoAlumni AssociationpresentsINTERACTIONS IN ARTLIFE AFTER GRADUATION:an informal discussion of careeropportunities in artfor interested studentsGuests:Joel SnyderAssociate Professor, Committee on Art and DesignChairman, Committee on General StudiesLinda ThorenSenior Counsel, Hopkins and SutterFormer Art Development OfficerRebecca BlattbergOwner, Dart Gallery12 noon, March 3, 1981Robie House, 5757 Woodlawn AvenueBring your own lunch. (Beverages provided)^ .2 - The Chicago Maroon - Friday, February 27; W81 rNEWS BRIEFSMueller on Miltonat Woodward CourtJanel Mueller, professor in the depart¬ment of English and the Committee on Gen¬eral Studies in the Humanities will presentthe last Woodward Court lecture of thequarter Sunday night at 8:30 in the Wood¬ward Court cafeteria.The lecture is entitled “Things Invisible toMortal Sight: Milton’s Paradise Lost andRepresentational Traditions in the VisualArts.” As always, the public is welcome,and a reception in the resident masters’apartment will follow the lecture.Ex-Dean Walker DiesWilma Walker, professor emeritus andformer Dean of Students in the School of So¬cial Service Administration (SSA), diedMonday after a long illness.Walker joined the SSA as a fieldworker in1928, became an assistant professor in 1933,and was named Dean of Students in 1942.She served in that position until her retire¬ment in 1962. After her retirement, however,she remained active in the school for anumber of years, working informally withthe school’s students, faculty, and alumni.She was well-known among the school’sstudents, and acted as ‘’everything from afamily to a placement service or informalcounselor,” according to a SSA staffmember who worked with Walker. “Wilmaknew every student who ever walkedthrough the doors,” she added.Walker was a prominent figure in thecity’s social welfare community, and served on the boards of directors of a number oflocal public service groups, including Uni¬versity of Chicago Settlement, the ChicagoHome for Girls, and the South East ChicagoCommission.Born in Weldon, Iowa, Walker studied atthe University of Iowa, where she receivedher BA and MA degrees.For the past 27 years, Walker has lived inHyde Park with local resident Carol Gold¬stein. Walker is also survived by a sister, abrother-in-law, and two nephews.A memorial service for Walker will beheld this spring.New Dean at GSBKent Druyvesteyn has been named thenew Dean of Students in the University’sGraduate School of Business. He will as¬sume his new post on March 1.Druyvesteyn, 37, succeeds Emma Pitch¬er, who is retiring from that position. Hemost recently served as assistant dean forgraduate business programs at the M.J.Neely School of Business at Texas ChristianUniversity in Fort Worth. He has also taughtat the College of William and Mary and theUniversity of Richmond.Memorial Day Party?As part of a planned Memorial Day week¬end celebration, the Student GovernmentActivities Committee has asked the StudentHousing Office to close the dormitory cafe¬terias for breakfast, lunch, and possibly din¬ner on Sunday of that weekend, and insteadsponsor a brunch in Hutchinson Commonsand a picnic in the quads.The request to close the cafeterias is under consideration by Edward Turkington,director of student housing, who said that heplans to consult students living in the hous¬ing system before reaching a decision. Tur¬kington noted that if the cafeterias wereclosed for dinner on Sunday, it would meana period of three days in a row when the caf¬eterias would not serve an evening meal, afact which might irritate some students.The cafeterias are normally closed on Sat¬urday evenings, and will also be closed onMonday night because of the holiday.Other plans for the three-day weekend ofMay 23 to 25 include a campus-wide partyoutdoors on Saturday night, contests,games, and other parties on the quads dur¬ing the day. The SG Activities Committeealso hopes that other campus organizationswill sponsor events during the weekend.Frisbee ClubHave you ever heard of ultimate frisbee?Well, it’s the up and coming outdoor game —or at least that’s the way it should have beenannounced/luring the University of Chicagoultimate frisbee club’s halftime demonstra¬tion match at a soccer game in the Rose-mont Horizon Stadium a week ago Tues¬day.Pitted against their near north rivals, theWindy City Ultimate Expression, The Uni¬versity’s ultimate team made its publicdebut in front of over one thousand recep¬tive Chicago soccer fans. After the demon¬stration, which consisted of 10 fast-pacedminutes of fine ultimate, one player report¬ed that some of the fans found it as excitingto watch as the soccer. It was such a suc¬cess, in fact, the two ultimate teams wereinvited to play two days later during thehalftime of a Chicago Sting indoor soccergame at the Chicago Stadium. %An Ultimate Club member leaps for a fris¬bee.THE ORGANIZATION OF BLACK STUDENTSAT THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPRESENTS ANPhotography, Painting, Tapestry, WoodworkPlus Poetry, A Modern Day Griot,Some Music for the soul, etc., etc.All we need is you. THE DONALD J. LIPKINDMEMORIAL LECTURE“Scientific PredictionandScientific Explanation"byStephan KoernerDepartment of PhilosophyYale UniversitySaturday, February 282:00 P.M.Harper Memorial 1301116 E. 59th StreetThere will be a reception following the lecture in Harper 284.rThe Chicago Maroon — Friday, February 27, 1981 — 3A Yankee Fan’s Viewof the Cruel WorldThe following is an open letter from theMaroon’s managing editor to syndicatedcolumnist and Cubs fan George Will. Onlyone more day till spring training...By Chris IsidoreDear Mr. Will,Let me begin by saying that my knee-jerkliberal conscience is always troubled when Iread your column. Whenever I read anotherconservative's column (whether Pat Bu¬chanan’s or James Kilpatrick’s) I can fly offthe handle immediately, secure in theknowledge that I am right, and that otherslob is wrong. But whenever I read your col¬umn, I find my head bobbing in agreementas you make each point. And at column'send, I am inevitably heard to mutter or ex¬claim, “Somewhere in there he’s wrong!But where?” This is especially disquietingto a left-leaning New Yorker like myself.This was not the case when a conservativefriend of mine (one from Champaign, atthat) showed me an old column of yours, en¬titled “Have You Ever Known A YankeeFan with Real Character?” As a lifelongYankee fan, I knew my chance to fly off thehandle had arrived: I was finally, clearly,right. You see, Mr. Will, I am a member ofthat small group of Yankee fans, born in thelate 50’s and early 60’s, who grew up with aloser. Not only did we have character, sir,but we probably understood the decline ofAmerica more than did most of our fellowcitizens. From my youngest days I’ve followed theYankees; Mickey Mantle is the first adult,outside of family, whose name I can re¬member. But I was only three years old inthe summer of 1964, our last championshipyear until the 70’s. The next summer theYankees were bums, and by '67 and ’68, wewere the object of ridicule. But the worstwas yet to come.Since my arrival in Chicago, I have triedto explain to numerous Cub fans that if thesummer of ’69 was tough for them, it washell for Yankee fans — especially youngYankee fans. All of the city and its environswere crazy about those lucky, sickeningMets.Young Mets fans were as cruel as childrencan be (right up there with Gestapo agents),because their team was winning and minewas a joke. But even the older, supposedlymature National League Fans made jokesabout us. I cannot remember any child be¬sides my brother who would stand by meand the Yankees in the face of those win¬ning, lovable, amazing Mets. And the olderYankee fans, what few there were, beganusing a line I would soon grow to despise:“If only you could have been around when Iwas a boy!”But I persisted. As friends rushed off toShea, I returned to Yankee Stadium, whereone night in early August I saw a kid namedThurman Munson catch an A1 Downingshutout in his first major league game. Thatnight, more than a year before his rookie-of-the-year honors, I became a Munson fan.The only game that I did see at Shea that horrible fall was Bob Moose’s no-hitteragainst those talentless Mets.For the next six springs, I was alwaysready with a reason why the Yanks would goall the way that year. In 1972, it was becauseevery year which ended in a two since 1922had been a Yankee year. Any logic was goodenough for me. And to add even more insultto injury, 1973 saw the Mets get lucky andwin the pennant again, even though theirregular season record was worse than theYanks! Only Agnew’s resignation and theMets series loss made the autumn bear¬able.Finally, in 1976, it happened. No more:“You should have been here twenty yearsago.” No more: “Amazing Mets.” TheYanks were number one, and Munson wasMVP. But the victory had its own bittertaste: all of those former antagonists werenow on my side. How could I accept them,those new patriots? And worse, the rest ofthe country, Cub fans and the like, yelledlong and loud. It was wrong, and even im¬moral, for the Yankees to win; it was alsowrong to root for them.For twelve years I’d been told I was fool¬ish to root for such losers. Old men told me Ishould be nostalgic for an era I had onlyread about. Now I was told I should feelashamed (yes, ashamed!) for rooting for awinner. We didn’t deserve it, they said.Our MVP may have been that farm-sys¬tem product, Thurman Munson, and our soul might have been the steady, depend¬able, home-grown Roy White, but we werenevertheless told that we had simply boughtour team. This was a cheap shot. The otherstars, with no more than two exceptions inany one year, were traded for, as is true ofany other winning or losing team. But be¬cause of our heritage, because of our home¬town, because of the jealousy which the restof the country has always felt for New York,we were supposed to be ashamed of our vic¬tories.I ask you, Mr. Will, is there a better teamthan the Yankees to root for, if one is to trulyunderstand America? When we are down,all other fans are gleeful; meanwhile, thosewho are with us look longingly back to thedays of empire, when we were unbeatable.Conversely, when the Yankees are on top, itis a subject for universal disdain, and eventhough immoral. The whole country wouldsmile if the Cubs ever won the series, but letthe Yankees do well, and the whole countryis filled with moralists.So, being a Yankee fan isn’t characterbuilding? Think again. The Yanks may havehad a few good years lately, but they werepaid for in the lean seasons of the 60’s. In¬deed, I often think the Yankees share thesame problem as America — either boom orbust. But at least there is one silver lining,Mr. Will: The team hasn’t been taken hos¬tage. Yet.LETTERS TO THE EDITORAttack on Gays ImmoralTo the Editor:I was greatly distressed by the classifiedad that appeared in the February 24 editionof the Chicago Maroon entitled “Heterosex¬uals.” In this ad the Young Republican Or¬ganization “alerted” the University com¬munity to the Gay and Lesbian Alliance(GALA) and announced that GALA was oneof its “prime targets.”Joe McCarthy would have been proud.How courageous of these young people infinding a minority to oppress. I was not dis¬appointed in the Maroon’s publishing thisad, since unlike the Young Republicans Ifeel everyone has a right to a voice and par¬ticipation, but really with the ineptitude ofthe authors. This was a callous and repre¬hensible attack. It’s a shame that opportun¬ists will always pick upon a minority toreach their ends. It’s equally unfortunatethat the Young Republicans must use nega¬tive and prejudicial platforms in order to at¬tract new members. I wonder who will benext. Surely the Young Republicans have along list of potential minorities to pick on. Iwould recommend Mein Kampf as a possi¬ble field manual. Of course it was Jews backthen, but what the hell; a minority’s a mi¬nority, right?The gay community shouldn’t have to an¬swer such an outrageous threat. As a com¬munity we should show our contempt anddisapproval of any person or persons thatwould single out any belief or minority forpersecution. As the beneficiaries of a freenation, we must remain diligent in our de¬fense of our rights and adamant in our dem¬ocratic beliefs. The gays aren’t the only mi¬ nority, and such usury never stops there. Asone of the “heterosexuals” I would like todisassociate myself with this senseless at¬tack and apologize to the gay community forsuch an unwarranted insult. It’s rathershocking to discover that after 205 years westill have to defend our principles from ourown countrymen. Yet there are some star¬tling comparisons between the Young Re¬publicans’ views and those of leaders in ourhistory; fortunately, we were usually at warwith them.Jonathan TurleyStudent in the CollegeThe ‘Bromberg Curve’?To the Editor:Yesterday evening, while visiting theMens Room in Regenstein Library I had asudden brain-storm—a vision. My handstrembling with anticipation, I turned aroundand reached for the nearest piece of paper Icould find - a roll of toilet tissue. Aware ofthe singular importance of the historic mo¬ment, I pulled a long sheet out and, calmingmyself down, I drew two intersecting lines,one horizontal, the other vertical. Then,with my Bic felt tip still in hand, I sketchedout a long, arching figure, filling in the topportion of the graph to complete the image.“Yes,” I told myself. “This is it, you have it!The ‘BRUMBERG CURVE.’”Following this I raced over to a friend’sapartment and displayed my awesome dis¬covery. Isn’t it fantastic? I cried, rolling outthe white tissue on the kitchen table. “I’mgoing to be famous!”“What are you talking about,” he said,full of surprise. “That curve has beenaround for years!” “Yeah I know, but now it’s the “Brum-berg Curve.”“What the hell are you up to now?,” heasked, looking at me as if I were crazy.“Look,” I explained. “You know aboutthis fellow Laffer, the professor from Cali¬fornia?”“Yeah, I heard of him.”“Well he’s got the ‘Laffer Curve.’ And thatcurve was in every elementary economictest book for decades. So you know what thisfellow Laffer does? One day, sitting at afancy Washington, D.C. restaurant with anumber of hot-shot Republicans, he has thissudden ‘inspiration.’ And then he draws thiscurve on a paper napkin. And from there itcaught on. Next thing you know he was pub¬lishing it, lecturing about it and making abundle. And now he’s got David Stockmaneating out of his hands!”“That’s fantastic,” my friend said, “in¬credible!”“So,” I continued, “I’ve got this friend atthe New York Times, and when I tell himabout my sudden flash in the bathroom theother day, it’s bound to sound good. He’llwrite an article, and then I’ll do a couple ofT.V. spots on the Phil Donahue Show, andfrom there it’s clear sailing. I’ll be OMBdirector in the next administration—it’s acinch.”“Yeah but what about this,” my friend re¬plied, his smile now turning to a frown.“You know as well as I do that that’s just atheory, just some model. What if you baseyour whole economic policy on that? What ifyou promise people pie in the sky? Youcould ruin the entire economy if things gobad!“Listen,” I said in a half-whisper: “Ifthings start falling apart, if unemploymentgets worse or inflation starts running ram¬ pant, there’s always a solution.”“What’s that?” he asked.“I’ll discover another curve!” And withthat I placed a phone call to my friend at theTimes.Daniel BrumbergGraduate Student, Dept. Pol. Sci.Grenada Talk DishonestTo the Editor:The talk given by Grenadian AmbassadorWilliams, while often frank and often inter¬esting, was marred by a disingenuousnessthat bordered on hypocrisy. The most strik¬ing examples of this were her statements onJamaica and Afghanistan.While admitting that her government wasdisappointed by the electoral defeat of Mi¬chael Manley in Jamaica, Ambassador Wil¬liams avoided the issue of the economic fias¬co which had resulted from Manley’spolicies, policies very similar to the onesshe was advocating for Grenada. Even ifwe take the extreme position that this fiascoresulted from the efforts of the World Bank,et al (an explanation I reject), AmbassadorWilliams could offer no explanation as tohow Grenada would avoid similar manipu¬lation.And if we take the position that Manley’sproblems arose instead from the applicationof ill considered and bankrupt socialismrather than external devil-banks, won’t sim¬ilar policies lead to similar fiascos in Gren¬ada? Ambassador Williams declined tocomment.Ms. Williams did not decline tb commenton Afghanistan. While proclaiming the sup¬port of her government for self determina-continued on page 54 — The Chicago Maroon — Friday, Feburary 27, 1981HITHER AND YONTurmoil Continues inPenn AdministrationTurmoil and transition contine in theUniversity of Pennsylvania’s administra¬tion—where the President, three Vice-Presi¬dents, three successive Provosts, and adean have all resigned within the last fouryears. When Sheldon Hackney, the newPresident, took office on February 2, he re¬ceived the unexpected resignation of his sec¬ond-in-command, Acting Provost BenjaminShen.Hackney was picked as president by thesearch committee in favor of the then-Provost Vartan Gregorian. Gregorian’s re¬jection sparked wide-spread protests byboth faculty and students, but the trusteesstuck with Hackney, <ind Gregorian re¬signed his post.Shen told The Daily Pennsylvanian thatthe job had been too taxing for him becauseof a back problem. “I agreed to take on theacting provostship at a turbulent time lastOctober in order to do my share in helpingthe University out of its temporary prob¬lems,” Shen told the student paper. ‘‘Nowthat the transition months have passed, anddue to the recent recurrence of a chronicback ailment, I have asked President Hack¬ney’s permission to be relieved of the actingprovostship.”Vice-Provost for Research Louis Girifal-co, was named the new acting-Provost. De¬spite his claims to the paper that he is notinterested in the permanent post, anews-analysis on the front page of The DailyPennsylvannian said, ‘‘Girifalco has to beconsidered a contender for the provost¬ship.”Three vice-presidencies and a deanship—vacant due to recent resignations—mustalso be filled, as well as Girifalco’s formerposition as vice provost for research.Profs to Quit EarlyThirty Washington State University facul¬ty members have received letters askingthem to retire prematurely in order to helpthe school deal with budget cuts, accordingto the school’s student newspaper, the DailyEvergreen.Nine of the faculty members have alreadyagreed to retire. All of the 30 teach in theschool’s Agricultural Cooperative Exten¬sion Service, which is facing a 4.3 percentbudget cut. The department expects to savesome money by not filling the positions leftby the retiring faculty.Student AppointeeAsked to Quit“I’ve fixed elections, I’ve screwed peopleleft and right, but I never, never took anymoney.”A student government officer who madethose comments several years ago wasunanimously appointed by the MichiganStudent Assembly (MSA) this month to acommittee to rewrite the student body con¬stitution and elections procedures, accord¬ing to the University of Michigan Daily.In an editorial, the Daily urged the MSA toreconsider the appointment, saying that“temporary insanity” can be the only de¬fense for the action.The student, a 10-year veteran of MSA ac¬tivities, has admitted to rigging electionsand has been accused of manipulating hispolitical opponents and misappropriating$40,000 in student funds while he served asMSA treasurer.Those supporting the appointment arguethat the student’s familiarity with the elec¬tion procedures and constitution make himuniquely qualified for the position on the six-member committee. Columbia Students Seekto Kill Activities FeeMore than 200 undergraduates at Colum¬bia University have signed petitions callingfor the abolition of the college’s $20 per se¬mester student activities fee. The fee pro¬vides the student government with $150,000a year, which is distributed to studentgroups and events.The petition drive began after a studentgovernment committee decided to cancelthe college’s annual “Marathon Party,” a20-hour event which attracted 2000 peoplelast year. The committee canceled the af¬fair after the students organizing it reportedthat the $3000 budget was inadequate andthat they lacked the manpower to run it.If at least 150 of the signatures collectedare valid, a resolution abolishing the fee willbe placed on the ballot in the spring elec¬tions. In order to pass, the measure mustwin a majority of votes in an election inwhich at least one-third of the studentsturned out.Sex Incident Leadsto Haverford FurorAn incident last fall in which six Haver¬ford College men reportedly sexually as¬saulted a Haverford woman has led to dis¬ciplinary action against the men.Although participants’ accounts of the in¬cident vary, David Potter, Dean of Haver¬ford College, said in a recent letter to stu¬dents that “a Haverford woman studentattending a party in a dormitory becamedrunk, and had sexual relations with six Ha¬verford male students, some of whom wereunknown to her.”Rumors of the incident spread tomembers of Haverford’s Honor Councilwho, concerned by its seriousness, began aninvestigation. The woman involved laterconfirmed the rumors and. after much per¬suasion, agreed to bring the matter beforethe college and to press charges against themen. The Honor Council turned jurisdictionover to Potter since, according to theSwarthmore Phoenix, “the matter was ofmajor concern, as well as possibly being of acriminal nature.”While the woman referred to the case as“rape,” the men testified that she had beena willing participant. After hearing thecase, Potter and another dean, three HonorCouncil members, and a member of thehealth service staff concluded that “the menconsciously exploited and degraded a per¬son who was visibly under the influence ofalcohol and perhaps emotionally trou¬bled....The events of that night were con¬trary to the Honor code and showed the ab¬ sence of compassion, sensitivity and respectthat standards of common decency wouldassume.”As a “probationary alternative” to the ex¬pulsion of the men, Potter decided on “man¬datory participation in a program of groupcounseling, denial of campus housing for amaximum of three semesters, and that acautionary letter concerning the incident beplaced in the students’ files, “to be de¬stroyed at the appropriate time.”The incident became a major campusissue after the Haverford-Bryn Mawr news¬paper, The News, devoted six pages of whatthe Phoenix termed “unusually explicit cov¬erage” to the matter.Naked Man Tied to TreeOfficials from the University of Michiganand a committee of the school’s fraternityand sorority members are preparing astatement on fraternity rituals at thatschool following an incident in which anaked man was tied to a tree in front of acampus fraternity house.The man, apparently a willing victim, wastied to a tree, sprayed with water, and cov¬ered with “a black, soot-like substance,” ac¬cording to the Michigan Daily.Douglas Manix, president of the Psi Up-silon fraternity house, explained that the“voluntary” ritual was part of a “fraternitytradition” which “a good portion” of the fra¬ternity membership goes through.Students Push forFaculty Salary VoiceLobbyists for students in Minnesota’sstate university system are gearing up fortheir third try at persuading the state legis¬lature to pass a law giving students repre¬sentation in faculty collective bargainingnegotiations.The bill advocated by the lobbyists wouldpermit a student to serve as a non-votingmember of university committees negotiat¬ing faculty salaries. This year’s version ofthe bill is toned down slightly from onespushed in two earlier sessions of the legisla¬ture. which would have permitted studentsto caucus on issues. The lobbyists told theMinnesota Daily that they hoped this changein the bill’s language would help it win thesupport of lawmakers.“I want the bill badly,” the president ofthe Duluth campus student body told theDaily. “If we don't have it, I will urge peoplewho graduate from high school not to comehere. I will work actively to keep studentsfrom coming here if they don’t have avoice.”Supporters of the legislation argue thatstudents should be involved in faculty salary-negotiations because they will ultimately af¬ fect tuition levels. “Higher education isgeared or centered on students and I thinkit’s a reasonable approach to let them sit inon their investment,” said the state legisla¬tor who is the bill’s chief sponsor.Representatives of the faculty disagree,however. “On the face of it, I don’t think itsounds like a very useful situation,” thepresident of the Minneapolis chapter of theAmerican Association of University Profes¬sors told the Daily. “Student problems arenot involved in collective bargaining, butare better solved in the University collectivebargaining system.”School to Dig Gas WellsIt’s a scheme that won’t work for everyschool, but officials at the University of Ala¬bama may solve the costs of rising energy-bills by digging natural gas wells oncampus.Studies of the geography of the campus in¬dicate that enough methane may lie beneaththe campus to supply the university w-ithnatural gas for at least 30 years.The university received a $75,000 grantfrom the Department of Energy to study theamount of gas available and the costs of pro¬ducing it. Drilling of a test well is expectedto start within the next few weeks.Hopkins StudentIndicted for MurderA Johns Hopkins University student isamong four people indicted for the murderof a man whose body was found in a Mary¬land swamp in December.The indictment, issued early last month,charged 18-year old Jeffrey Wittaker andthree other men with murder, false impris¬onment, and conspiracy in connection withthe imprisonment and killing of MichaelHoffman, 20. Hoffman's body was found in aswamp in December. He had been shot sev¬eral times, wrapped with wire, and his bodyhad been weighted, according to the JohnsHopkins News-Letter.According to the 27-count indictment, Wit-taker and the three others received $100 foraiding Hoffman’s wife and boyfriend in thekilling.Compiled by Anna Feldman and DaveGlocknerGrenadacontinued from page 4tion and against imperialism’ she offeredthe most bald and patently false excuses forthe Soviet intervention.Claiming that Grenada’s information onthe subject came from the U.N., Ambassa¬dor Williams said that the Soviets had beeninvited by the Afghan government to inter¬vene. She was apparently unaware that 1)the Afghan diplomats to the U.N. had re¬signed in protest of the Soviet action, and 2)the leader who supposedly issued the invita¬tion was killed in a gun-battle with Soviettroops prior to the announcement of the “in¬vitation.”This sort of prevarication cast a pall overher other statements in favor of ideologicalpluralism and an eventual return to electedgovernment. Judging from her perfor¬mance, two things can be conlcuded Thenew government in Grenada will provenothing to crow about, except possibly in theselection of diplomats, for Ambassador Wil¬liams possessed the traits required of thatprofession in abundance: she had great per¬sonal charm but no great regard for hon¬esty.James Andrew LewisGraduate Student, HistoryThe Chicago Maroon — Friday, February 27, 1981 — 5All those years, all those dreams, all those sonsone of them is going to be a star.From Ralph Bakshi, the creator of "Fritz the Cat,"Heavy Traffic" and "The Lord of the Rings," comesThe State of the Art in Living Animation.R RESTRICTED-m* ii kcmw.'., r»« » um tu>*» | COLUMBIA PICTURES PRESENTSA MARTIN RANSOHOFF PRODUCTIONA RALPH BAKSHI FILM"AMERICAN POP”Written by RONNI KERN Executive Producer RICHARD ST. JOHNSProduced by MARTIN RANSOHOFF RALPH BAKSHI Directed by RALPH BAKSHI HO ooiby stewET5 iTt " STS CotoMbi*Picture*Opening at Selected Theatres Near You. 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Callpersonnel at:752-4600HYDE PARK RANK& TRUST CO.1523 E. 53rd St.ChicagoEqual Opportunity Employe*-Young Designs byLIZABETH GORDOHAIR DESIGNERS1620 E. 53rd St.288-2900TEST PREPARATION FORLiv School Aomisuoi Test6t«ooin Mmmemeit Aom TutGuowte Record IiummtioiMeuui Coueoe Aom Testan mi ia wowaci641-2185in Aom Test 'MLte&wWPThe Chicago Maroon — Friday, February 27, 1981The University of ChicagoD E P A R T M E N T OF MUSICSaturdayfeb 28 CONCERT BANDGoodspeed Hall 4:00 p.mCopland, An Outdoor Overture; Mars from ThePlanets; Sousa, Stars and Stripes Forever; otherworks.Saturdayfeb 28 UC CHAMBER ORCHESTRAJeanne Schaefer, conductor. DeborahDrattell, guest conductor.Mandel Hall 8:30 p.m.Shostakowitch, Prelude and Scherzo; Haydn, CelloConcerto (Philip Helzer, cello soloist); Mozart,Symphony No. 41 ("Jupiter")Sundaymar 1 COLLEGIUM MUSICUM:INSTRUMENTAL AND VOCAL GROUPHoward M. Brown, directorBond Chapel 8:00 p.m.Howard M. Brown, recorder soloistGerman Music of the 16th and 17th Centuries.Fischer, Recorder Sonatas; Pez, Trio Sonatas; otherworksthursdaymar 5 PATRICK GALLAGHER, pianistGoodspeed Hall 12:15 p.mBeethoven, Sonata in F min., op. 57 ("Appassionata")bring your sandwich and enjoy the concertall concerts are free and without ticket DOC FILMS-Tonight, Tomorrow:An offer you can't refuse!Brando, DeNiro, Pacino. Duvall, Cann.and Keaton in Francis Ford Coppola sTHE GODFATHER (7:00)THE GODFATHER, PART II (10:15)Sunday at 7:30:Kenji Mizoguchi’sTHE CRUCIFIED LOVERS (Chikamatsu Monagatari)followed by a lecture by noted filmscholar and critic NOel Burch.Refreshments will be served.All films in Cobb HalliiluiN.. Vtrutillef,MODERN FRENCH PHILOSOPHYVincent Descombes5757 S. UniversitySEMINARY COOP BOOKSTOREwmmmmF:iPOSITIONSSPURS/EPERONSJacques Derridadeconstruction returns2- THE GREY CITY JOURNAL- FRIDAY 27 FEBRUARY 1981 -JFriday 27 Saturday 28 Sunday 1Monday 2 Tuesday 3 Wednesday 4 ThursdaysA LOCAL ARTISTIC JOYRavening JoyClaudia Traudt1645 East 53rd St.February 21 March 15by Danila OderFILMAdam's Rib (George Cukor 1949): Tnebest of the Spencer Tracy KatharineHepburn comedies, and that is sayinga lot. The two play a married couple,both of whom are lawyers and who endup on opposite sides of the same caseinvolving a woman (Judy Holliday, inher film debut) on trial for taking ashot at her husband and her husband'smistress. The film is not the feministmovie it is cracked up to be; it is moreof a satire on any strident doctrinnaireperspective of relations between thesexes. Each partner in a relationshipmust be adaptable to the needs andviews of the other partner. That thistheme comes across so engagingly is acredit to Tracy, Hepburn and Cukor'sgiving screen time to a fine supportingcast. Friday, Feb. 27, at 7:15 & 9:30 inthe Law School Auditorium. LawSchool Films; $1.50 — MMFilms by Hollis Frampton: The Renaissance Society's American VanguardCinema series concludes with a showing of two films by Hollis Frampton,whose works deal with the mechanicsof perceiving film. Zorn's Lemma is afour part program in assimilating cinematic language,. Saturday, Feb. 28,at 7 and 9 in Cobb 425. Admission isopen to all Renaissance Societymembers, and a student membershipstill costs a measly $5.00 and still provides numerous other benefits.Crucified Lovers (Ken j i Mizoguchi,1954): Mizoguchi paints a portrait oftwo lovers crucified by the laws of feudal times and by the inhumanity ofman of all times. The lovers gain spiritual victory only at the cost of worldlydefeat. Yet, the triumph is there and isreal; it is a triumph, not of spirit overbody, but of their love, for love transcends not only death but life as well.It is a great film born of compassionfor the sufferings of men and women,photographed with exquisite understanding by the marvelous Miyagawa.There will be a lecture by Noel Burchfollowing the film. Sunday, March 1, at7:30 in Quantrell. Doc; $2.00 — YSThe Phantom Chariot (Victor Sjostrom,1920): A supernatural drama about areformed drunk who bargains withDeath. Sjostrom, the director, was thefounding genius of Swedish film; healso had a distinguished Hollywood career under the name Seastrom, making some of Lilian Gish's most memorable vehicles. The Phantom Chariotis his most famous Swedish film, showing him developing his personal styleof expressionist realism whose influ¬ence is still evident in the work ofBergman. Monday, March 2, at 7:15 inQuantrell. Doc; $1.00.The Student of Prague (Stellan Rye,1913); A film that has the distinguished reputation of being the fountainhead of German expressionismand of the horror film genre. Monday,March 2, at 9 in Quantrell. Doc;$1.00.The Godfather (Francis Ford Coppola,1975): The worst that can be said of itis that it's occasionally confusing; itwas first conceived as a movie byMario Puzo, who wrote the novel specifically to be adapted for film (making it one of the earliest, and the only really satisfying product of the currentunholy alliance between publishersand producers), but in adhering so closely to the novel it sometimes lacks forclarity. Of course, that's also its primevirtue — it's one of the few films ofthe past couple of decaaes with enoughscope and complexity to be challenging without losing entertainmentvalue. Everybody knows what it'sabout, who's in it, and how good it is.(For those who don't: the Mafia, MarIon Brando, A! Pacino, Robert Duvall,James Caan, and Sterling Hayden as acrooked cop; and extraordinarily.) Asit's the best American movie of thepast thirty years — with the possibleexception of it's sequel — no one is excused from attending. Friday and Saturday, Feb. 27 and 28, at 7:00 pm inQuantrell. Doc; $2.00. — MAThe Godfather, Part II (Francis FordCoppola, 1975): Quick, think of oneother sequel that equals its brilliantpredecessor in intelligence, depth ofobservation, and technical accomplishment. In fact, Part II frequentlysurpasses the original on some points.It's more emphatic and incisive in itsanalysis of American values, less diffuse about its ideas than the original.Its double plot construction, flashingback and forth between the earlyyears of Don Vito Corleone (RobertDeNiro) and the career of his heir Mi¬chael (A! Pacino), tends to make itless dramatically compelling, thoughit's hard to imagine a more fluid or in¬genious combination of narrativethreads than his. Diane Keaton, whowas miscast in a minor role in Part I,is of necessity miscast in a major onehere, but the rest of the cast is as unexceptionable as before. The additions —DeNiro and Lee Strasberg — morethan make up for Brando's absence;and the returnees, no longer eclipsedby Brando's mighty presence, reallyshine, especially Robert Duvall, whoproves once again that he is perhapsthe finest American actor in filmtoday. Friday and Saturday, Feb. 27and 28, at 10:15 in Quantrell. Doc;$2.00. — MAMUSICConcert Band: Program unannounced.John Harris, conductor. 4:00, Satur¬day, Feb. 28, Goodspeed. Free.Chamber Orchestra: Jeanne Schaefer,cond.; Deborah Drattell, guest cond.;Philip Hart Helzer, cello. Mozart, Ju¬piter Sumphony, Haydn, Cello Concerto in C; Shostakovich, Prelude andScherzo. 8:30, Saturday, Feb. 28, Mandel (not I House). Free.Collegium Musicum: German Instrumental and Vocal Music of the 16thand 17th Centuries, including Fischer,Recorder Sonata; Pez, Trio Sonata.Howard M. Brown, director and recorder. 8:00, Sunday, March 1, BondChapel. Free.Appassionata: Beethoven's piano sonatain f, op. 57, played by Patrick Gallagher. Every young pianist seems toprogram this dazzling work, and tobring something new to it; severalyears ago, in a Brahms concerto withthe University Symphony, Pat showedhe's certainly up to it. This is the don'tmiss among the week's plethora of tree concerts. 12:15, Thursday, March5, Goodspeed. Free. — PTDMusic from Marlboro: Piano Trios byHaydn (Eb, Hob XV 29) and Dvorak(e, op. 90, the "Dumky"), and Bartok's Sonata No. 1 for violin and piano.8:30, Friday, March 6, Mandel. Students $4, others $7.50; tickets at Concert Office (Goodspeed 310).Organ Recital: Ed Mondello and, sometimes, friends. 12:15 every Tuesday,Rockefeller Chapel. FreeCarillon Recital: Audible everywhere;whenever the bells are being playedyou can go up and watch the carilloneur. 12:15 every Wednesday, Rockefeller Chapel Tower.Muscians: If you want your concert listed, let us know at the grey city (303 IdaNoyes) by Wednesday before the Fri¬day the notice should appear. I couldhave listed the Tensor Tympani if I'dknown whether they were a punkgroup, an avant garde punk ensemble,or maybe an advanced physics discus„ sion group. There's no guarantee I'llsee your poster! PTDMandingo Griot Society: From Ghana,this ensemble merges original Africanfolk traditions with their Black Ameri¬can descendants, funk and jazz. Ethnomusicologist Paul Berliner and hisgroup, Kudu, will also perform alongwith infinite Spirit Music. This tributeto African influences on Americanmusic will be held at the Field Museum, Roosevelt Road and Lake ShoreDrive, Saturday, at 2 pm. Tickets are$5. JGPost Libris Coffeehouse: U of C studentsshow their stuff Friday night at 9:30 atthe Frog and the Peach. This week'sperformers include David Pelman,Alan Fuchs, Caty Wiley, and SusanGated. JGChances R: Steve Coleman on alto saxwill be backed by the Robert Shy Triothis Saturday night at 9:00. Chances Ris in Harper Court, 5225 S. Harper S3cover. JGValhalla: flautist Kyle Sanford and herband will perform Saturday night at10:00. Valhalla, 1515 E 53rd. $3.00cover. — JGThe Pub: Live Music featuring the U ofC Jazz Band. Saturday, February 28,9.30-12:00. Membership required.We at GCJ are excited about somerecent developments in the Chicagomusic scene. Joe Segal’s new Jazz atthe Blackstone series will, amongother things, be a boon to UC types,since there there’s no age or drinkminimum and it’s easily reached bythe 1C. And though Joe’s not realpleased that the people who now oc¬cupy his former space on Rush St. aremaintaining the title “Jazz Show¬case,” they’re certainly continuingthe tradition of big name acts and in¬augurating a welcome new one oflower admission prices than Joe evercharged. Competition’s a healthything, and may all of these best menthrive!But let’s not, with all of this, ignorethe good music and entertainmentthat has been/will be happening righthere in the vicinitude. For instance, ona recent Saturday night, (Feb 7 to beexact) two quite worthy events wentdown under the same campus roof: Inthe Cloister Club, the Chicago Frontfor Jazz presented a fine concert bythe Walter Cartwright Big Band,while up on the third floor, the Organi¬zation of Black Students were throw¬ing a dance bash with the dynamicDalloi - Ethiopian Reggae Band. Bothevents, while not on an excitement parwith, say, seeing Woody Herman atthe Showcase or Max Romeo at Ca¬spar’s, were inexpensive, enjoyable,and about as conveniently located asany of us could askthe Front, in particular, is a groupto keep your eye on They’re alreadyplanning two more concerts: the LittleWillie Anderson Blues Band in earlyMarch, and Infinite Spirit Music inearly April. And don’t forget the PostLibris and Blue Gargoyle Coffee¬houses, as well as rowdier folk in thePub. Want to get off the campus” Re¬member the jazz at Valhalla, and theSunday jams at Chances RThere’s no substitute for gettingone’s butt out of the neighborhood onweekends, it’s true, but short of thatlet’s affirm the fare that local groupsare bringing right to our own backdoorsteps. — RPTHE GREY CITY JOURNAL One day last September something came to Claudia Traudtsaying, ''make this,” and the pho¬tographs and poetic assemblagesshe has since produced inspiredher to mount her own show. A Uof C graduate student and formerEagle waitress, Traudt"wouldn't have it anywhere else”than in Hyde Park: at 1645 E.53rd St., 3-7 daily through March15.Of the nearly a hundred works(most are for sale), abstractlandscapes, portraits, colorphotos, and poems predominate.The paintings have been done —and given to friends — since 1972.None seems imitative, or trendy,or banal; every work evidencesTraudt's imposition of a distilledspiritual eroticism on things shefinds around her. It unifies dis¬parate media done largely in thelast 3 years.The 3x5 photos of shadows,light, and ordinary objects areexemplified by the "details intimes" series. The nooks ofthings and their surroundings occasion the exercise of Traudt's sensibility. The stunning colorand texture of "Cup, Sink, Laven¬der" are part of an inspired com¬position that owes little to photo¬graphic tradition.In the paintings, Traudt effectively uses abstraction to communicate her reactions. She describes "Landfall at MichiganCity," a canvas of vibrant coldtones exploding into vibratingbrushstrokes, "We were crossingthe lake after a long distancerace and when we first took sightof the far shore that was sort ofsimmering in me, and I finallycould read it."After graduating with a BA inoainting, Traudt returned otschool to study in the Committeeon Social Thought. She says, "Ineed to understand other artistsand makers because I love themand it makes my work intelligi¬ble. I hope to keep making what¬ever I need to. I'm done beingafraid. Hear that, y'all? And Iwould so much like it if my showcould convince other people tocreate, which I think is a realneed at U of C."1oofT?q(On our cover: Hanna Gray of Chicago, Illinois.This issue not produced by Andy Warhol.Gary Beberman, Jeff Bergman, Brad Britan, Leland Chait, Adam Crits, PeterT. Daniels, Susan Franusiak, Jim Guenther, Jack Helbig, Richara Kaye, CarolKlammer, Jeff Makos, David Miller, Neil Miller, Mark Pohl, Renee Saracki,Margaret Savage, Bruce Shapiro, Yoon Son, Andrea Thompson, K. G. Wilkins,Ken Wissoker.Mike Alper, Film Editor.Richard Pettengill, Music Editor.Lucy Conniff, Book Editor.Edited by Laura Cottingham.Production this week by Laura Cottingham and Susan Franusiak.The grey city journal is published weekly by the Chicago Maroon, Ida NoyesHall, 1212 East 59th Street, Chicago, Illinois, 60637. For advertising informationcall Wanda, at753 FAMEFR(PAY 27 FEBRUARY 19811 r* x1! 1 a I, i f V 3The Fleshtones are a rare treat in a rock'n' roll world of heavy theatricality, pomp¬ous pretensions and over overburdening op¬pressiveness. They are a dance band rootedin the music of America's old punk bandslike Count Five, and ? and the Mysterians.Their music is part rockabilly, part pop andpart r'n'b. All three components combine tomake a wild, out-of-control trash/danceband.The Fleshtones were formed when bas¬sist, Marek "Chopper" Pakulski left hischicken farm in Maine to join his friends,guitarist Keith Streng and Id. singer/harpplayer Peter Zaremba. That was in 1975.And for 5 years The Fleshtones have beenthrashing out their maniacal brand of rock'n' roll with little or no recognition outside ofNew York's elite rock press. A similar caseof gross negligence occurred with TheCramps who went largely unnoticed outsideof New York until the release of the fantas¬tic Gravest Hits ep and a spot as a supportact for The Talking Heads in 1979.Having just released their own ep, Up-Front and embarking on their first nationaltour, The Fleshtone are primed for a suc¬cess which has so far just eluded them. In1978 producer Marty Thau took an interestin the band and wanted to record an albumwith them on his newly formed independentrecord label, Red Star. Like all great ideas,Red Star was essentially just that, a greatidea on paper but in real life a troublesomeburden. All The Fleshtones got for theirtroubles was a single, "americanBeat/Critical List" released in 1979. Today,the single is a cult classic with a wild, fuzzysound and lots of reverb.Next came NYU's highly-touted "Battleof the Bands" with three groups participat¬ing for the coveted title of best band in NewYork. Participating with The Fleshtoneswere two other local dance bands, Nervus On stage lead singer Peter Zarembamakes quite a rock 'n' roller. With an unlimited, maniacal energy Zaremba switchesfrom harmonica to maracas to tambourineand ending up at the Farfisa organ all dur¬ing one song.Also highly visible on stage are the SpaethBrothers, Brian and Gordon piaying, re¬spectively tenor and alto saxophones andguitarist Keith Streng, a little fellow withseemingly boundless energy. The rhythmsection consists of tall, lean Marek Pakuls¬ki, straight out of the bassist's school of cooland drummer Bill Milhizer, who while rela¬tively calm plays with a mad gleam in hiseyes. These six highly spirited musiciansput on a show equal to Rockpile for sheer en-joyability and go a step further in enthusi¬asm and energy.Saturday morning, following Friday'sperformance, I called up road managerGary Kreiger and arranged a 1:30 interviewat the exotic Tropicana Hotel.The Tropicana on Sheridan is rumoured tohave a lurid past and what with putting upThe Cramps on their latest visit to Chicago,I wouldn't doubt it. Could you envision ourfavorite zombies at the Ritz Carlton? Nei¬ther could I. And so The Tropicana with itsmotor lodge tackiness and stale smellingrooms becomes a rest stop for four travelweary Fleshtones and their entourage.When I arrived at 1:30, The Fleshtoneswere still groggy, lying two per bed (andyou thought life on the road wasn't glamor¬ous) watching The Fighting Seabees withJohn Wayne. Deciding that food would gowell with the interview, we agreed to go toUno's for some (ugh!) "deep-dish." Whilewaiting for various members to get up anddressed, we joked around and mostly an¬swered innumberable questions about Chi¬cago. Attention was hard to command,though, since every member had their eyesand ears glued to the TV, anxiously awaiting There's no real support in NewYork for its own bands.RMS: Yeah like your manager Bruce Pa¬tron said in New York Rocker thatL.A. fans support their bands to anextreme which New York fans justdon't do.Peter: Yeah right or even Boston supportsits bands. In New York you reallydon't have that and its the opinionof most record companies thatwhat comes out of New York is notcommercial enough and they con¬sider things coming out of LA orthe Midwest as much more pop orcommercial. They think New Yorkstuff is a little too way out.RMS: Have other groups from NY thatare fairly successful today like TheTalking Heads or The Ramonesmade the situation any easier?Peter: No. No, it's just as hard. Your bandcould be personal friends of Blon-die for years and years but that'sas far as that goes. It's just not likein England.RMS: Drag. I always thought if like Enotook an interest in you, record com¬panies etc. would follow.Peter: No. Eno took an interest in a lot ofbands and did all sorts of stuff likethe No New York album and noth¬ing really happened. The samething with Jimmy Destri's 2X5bands. Some of them just brokeup.Keith: (Keith is real soft-spoken and sat |across from me at a noisy Uno's so ja bit of what he had to say is gar¬bled. Because Peter was next tome and I could hear and talk to himfairly easily, I spoke with him dur¬ing most of interview.) I think all of ;them did.Peter: All of them did except The Coma- | Peier: Yeah. We're really it, we're th<founders. We've had a series odrummers. We found Milhizer (th<current drummer) or Milhizeifound us in this really good Polistrestaurant on the East Side. W(were sitting around saying, 'Geewhere are we going to find a drummer' and uh, . . . this fellow . . .We were then cut off by the arrival of ouithree pizzas, resuming after our meal. Th<interview picks up in the middle of a heateidebate between road manager, Gar'Kreiger and Peter about the relative meritof L.A.Peter: When you're 3,000 miles away frorNew York you're isolated. LA iswhole’ different world. It's alocloser to South America, you knovthe Pacific. Culturally it's a verisolated, backward place.Gary: Nooo. The people are just into ,different thing.Peter: I don't know. It's like reading abouDarby Crash in 1981. They're in ,four year time warp.Gary: That's not to say New York doesn'have its Darby Crashes.Peter: No one would care.Keith: Yeah. They don't draw crowds.Peter: Our Darby Crash is some kid thalives in Westbury with no energy.Marek: We have Cheetah Chrome but h<only draws a crowd of ten whereaDarby Crash could pack a club.RMS: Are the crowds in LA enthusiasti<though?Peter: Oh yeah, hell. They love it. LA i:sort of like all dressed up and nowhere to go. LA is a very big placiand people get something to doThey need to get involved in thingand so now they've gotten involve<in punk rock. Like bondage pants .I CTP muu myy o□ crp FIUL muu ctp r^\ IRex and The Zantees. While all the bandsput on an exceptional show, The Fleshtonesclearly won. With that success behind them,they were assured of being the next bigthing out of New York. Or were they?Appearing at the Minneapolis New WaveFestival at the end of '79 was yet anotherpremature omen of fame and fortune. Twosteps forward, six steps back. Thingsseemed to be at an all-time low for TheFleshtones last summer after a disappoint¬ing appearance on the Jimmy Destri (key-boards/Blondie) produced compilationalbum, 2x5. Like most compilation albums,the group's sound is cleaned up and homo¬genized by smart producers. Drummerless,Blondie's Clem Burke beat the skins for TheFleshtones on the album and Destri playedkeyboards. With 2/5's of Blondie playingwith them, it is no surprise that The Fleshtones two cuts sounded more like thesqueaky clean sound of Blondie than theraunchy style of rock and roll The 'Tonesare known for.1981 saw The Fleshtones on their first national tour with two stops in Chicago late inthe tour. Playing at a real pit on Clark St.called Waves, The Fleshtones played intothe early hours of the morning with an al¬most psychotic intensity. Unfortunately,due to a horrible club policy of having theopening group play two sets and then TheFleshtones play two sets (as opposed to al¬ternating the sets), The 'Tones appeared onstage at 1:30 having to cut their second set inhalf. Also, many people turned off by thecrash-band thud of the opening act got tiredand left missing The Fleshtones alto¬gether. tenor and soldier William Frawley's demise at the hands of the blood-thirsty nips inThe Fighting Seabees.At Uno's between mouthfuls of bad cheesepizza we talked about the band's influences,their tour, the cultural and social dif¬ferences between New York and L.A., andwhat it takes to be a hot and sweaty danceband in a rock 'n' roll world of dinosaurs androbots.RMS: So this is your first Chicago tour.Peter: Yep. This is our first Chicagotour.RMS But you guys have been together forfive years. Is there any reason whyyou didn't tour earlier?Peter: We didn't think anyone was readyfor us. No, we played around aloton the East Coast but we never re¬ally organized things. You know wewere involved with Marty Thauand Red Star records and he neverreally got to the point where he gothis act together at all. We weregoing to do a tour with all the RedStar acts and it only got as far asNew York and Philadelphia so asyou can see it never really happened. We played in Minneapolisabout a year and a half ago at theM-80 Festival and uh, did somestuff in LA when we were recording there but basically this isour first tour.RMS: Is it harder for New York bands tobreak because the media pressureis just so intense?Peter: Yes! It's not just that though. teens and ourselves.RMS: So why haven't you broken up?Peter: We did.Keith: Right before 2X5. We got lost. I justdidn't want to play with the bassplayer or drummer we had in theband at that time.Peter: Right. He (nodding at Marek) hadalready quit and the drummer was >really terrible. We weren't gettinganywhere.Keith: I just had to get out for a bit andclear my head and put it back together again.Marek: I was going to drum for the bandbut then we got Clem Burke so . .Keith: But then I said why not get Marek.He's one of the better bass playersin New York and go out and find areally hot drummer and put to¬gether a really good band.Peter: Marty Thau and Jimmy Destriwere saying 'Why don't you guyscome back into the studio and dothese tracks for us.' At first wewere going to use old tracks butthen Jimmy and Marty said, 'No,just come into the studio and Clem(Burke of Blondie) will do thedrumming'. Jimmy ended up play¬ing organ and those were the 2X5sessions. The band is now discuss¬ing Darby Crash.Danny's NYR (New York Rocker) is making the rounds and Marek and Keith are dis¬cussing the heroin overdose of ex GermDarby Crash, an LA punk hero.1 RMS: So you, Marek and Keith are thecrux of the band. by RENEE SARACKIRMS: It seems that all the new groups irLA are so dated, playing '77':three-chord punk, like Black Fla<and The Dead Kennedys (who ar<from San Francisco).Peter: Well, maybe they think they'ncarrying the torch. But I tend t<think it's just part of their being isolated and insulated. LA is closer t<Hawaii than it is to London.RMS: How is the music press in NevYork? Particularly The Voice, th<SoHo Weekly News and New YorlRocker?Peter: They're really good.Keith: They like us.Peter: It's weird though because in NevYork, the press as good as it is, iaddressing itself to a very small audience.Danny: Well it's not that small becausethey sell those papers all over th<country.Keith: But that's more outside of NevYork than in.Peter: Let's say you're doing a show an*the show is recommended by ttrNew York Times, Village Voiceand SoHo Weekly News, no one stilmight show up. I don't think anyontakes it seriously in N.Y.Danny: Like in Chicago, when there's <concert that's the only thing goin<on that night. There's nothing elsto do so that most of the people whwould go to that are um . . .RMS: Or the people that would generallgo to all these different places iNew York, in Chicago would go t4 THE GREY CITY JOURNALthes of(the»izer5lishWeGee, iurnourTheatedJary jaritsromis aalotnow,^eryto a |bout jin a ;fsn't Ithat3y.f heeas Mm 1 #' t if jij a W 'PM *S Wm* ME 1fey ifctf RMS:Peter:RMS:Peter:RMS:Peter:RMS:Peter Zaremba Photos by Danny Kahn Peter:Fleshtones ( I to r), Brian Spaeth, Gordon Spaeth, Keith Streng, Peter Zarembaew whatever's going on, so the scene isis alot more uniform. You see theju- same kids every time.Peter: Yeah. There's about five or sixise clubs (actually more) in New York.he They're fairly blase though .. . youknow . . . which is nice about Losew Angeles. People need a cause sothey really support who they like.nd They need something to do. Likehe people like to dress up there in cos¬:e, tumes alot. They're very good.fill They like us too. No knocking it youne know. But like Black Flag andDead Kennedys is really big stuffa there. 1 mean they're played on AMng radio. People have very serious dis¬se cussions over whether or not Jelloho Biafra is an intellectual. Very . . .very weird.I!y RMS: What about your singles? You hadin one single in '79, "American Beat".to Did you like that? Peter : Marek, you don't register that way.(To the tape recorder) Marek ' Peter:shook his head yes. I thought it was" pretty good. It would have been bet- jter if it had come out when it wasrecorded. We went into the studio ayear before that to do that single,then when we recorded the single 1we decided to go ahead and do thewhole album which wound up com¬ing out as a single a year late. RMS:Yeah, but I like the single anyway, |it's funny. It's sort of ridiculous Peter:sounding.RMS: Next up is 2X5 and the tracks youdid for that. You seemed somewhatdissatisfied with the finished prod juct.Peter: ; Uh, I think it's a great record. I 1don't think it had much to do withwhat we were up to then.RMS: And now the ep, Up front.Peter: Yep. The ep is out now. What we re- i ally want to do is just go ahead andrecord an album. It's about time wedid an album.Have you recorded anything yet?No. We're still sort of experimenting with what we want to soundlike. I think we have an idea that'srather interesting on how to recordit. Sort of start live and work on itfrom there, cleaning it up.I see, so you want to have that liveroughness to it.Yeah.It seems that the '60's garagebands, like Sam the Sham and ? in¬fluence your music alot.Yeah, Definitely . . . alot. That'sprobabiy the rock 'n' roll I like themost. It's real apparent when youhear us. When we started out wewere probably more unique thanwe are now. Now alot of people arejumping on the bandwagon saying,'Hey, that really was pretty goodmusic, come to think of it Crosby,Stills and Nash wasn't the greatestthing that happened in '68'. (Pause... Peter looks at my notes.) Yes, Ilike The Cramps, yes to that andthat. What else?Well .. . what do you say when peopie say, 'Sure they're a grea+ danceband, but where's the social signifi¬cance; the seriousness?'I think our seriousness lies in ourrevitalizing rock 'n' roll. It tookpeople like The Ramones and TheDictators (which was really asmall handful of people) took it onthemselves to make rock 'n' rollreal again. They were singinglyrics that were sort of inconsequential, that was probably be¬cause so many people before themwere singing lyrics which weremeant to mean somethigg andwhich were trash . . . which werevery phony and superficial.Yeah The hypocrisy really standsout in them.Right I really don't think there'sany hypocrisy in let's say our jmusic or ... in The Ramones Imusic. Us even more so 'cos we jdon't sing about killing anybodyThat's always the way we felt itwasn't like we were going to singabout beating people up or swallowing razor blades. Rock 'n' roll, really true rock 'n' roll is going to bedanceable. The idea of people danc¬ing, that's the way I feel right nowabout the punk ideal of releasingyour aggressions in a non-violentway. Not by puking or wearingsafety pins. I mean the more kidsdance, the better you play. It'skinda like a reciprocal relationship.That's the way I originally feltabout The Clash, that they wereplaying for us but as time wore onthey just got bigger and more iso¬lated until now, where they are justthese untouchable rock stars.Well, money corrupts you know. It ;usually does, but some people can ihandle it for a real long time andkeep doing really good stuff. But noone's a bottomless well of energy, |originality and patience. You do isomething important and then jusually someone else has to comealong and add something to it.You played at NYU's "Battle of theBands" in '79. What was that like?Yeah, well typical of New York jnothing really happened. We put ona fantastic show and there were allthese articles and that was it. Wewon hands down. It was great, theshow was incredible. It was ;packed. People were dancing all jover the auditorium. And uh, no oneturned around and said, 'Gee, thismust be something important'. In- Istead they were looking for some- I thing else and said, 'Well uh, thisisn't intellectual enough'. Theydidn't realize what that was thestart of, what that was kicking off.And it did kick off something, youknow, as far as the whole revitali¬zation of dance clubs and pure rock'n' roll.RMS: Videos seem to play a big part incontemporary rock 'n' roll. HaveThe Fleshtones made any videos?Peter: Nah. We'll do one eventually 'coseveryone's telling us we'll have todo a video. We did this one-scenemovie about three years ago called,Soul City. Sometimes they show itin museums. We're in that Urgh!movie (Urgh! A Music War )which should be out in the sum¬mer.RMS: What was that about?Peter: It's about music with about thirtybands with like Devo and TheCramps.RMS: Oh yeah, I've heard about that.Peter: Yeah, The Cramps are great.RMS: (I take this opportunity to askabout my faves The Cramps.) Sowhat happened with The Cramps?Is Bryan Gregory alive?Peter: Bryan Gregory is alive andmembers of The Cramps probablyaren't although I've seen themwalking around in L.A.RMS: Do they have another guitarist?Peter: I don't know. They're having trou¬ble getting a guitarist.RMS: Yeah. They had that chick forawhile but she just didn't seem tocut it.Peter: Yeah, when they made Bryan Gre¬gory they broke the mold.RMS: No kidding.Peter: Well, they managed to replacetheir original drummer pretty wellwith that Nick guy.I RMS: Nick Knox?Peter: Yeah Everyone thought that theycould never replace Miriam Linna(presently in The Zantees). MiriamLinna was great.Keith: Oh, she was great.Peter: She was the great Cramps drum¬merRMS: So is there a great split among NewYork bands.. ,Peter: Yeah, everyone hates each other.RMS: There seems to be like two camps:The No Wave groups with LydiaLunch and James Chance etc. andthe dance bands.Peter: Yeah, but they all do rock 'n' rollnow. They've decided that rock 'n'roll is really cool now.RMS: Did they dismiss you guys beforethough?Peter: Of course. They hated us, thoughtwe were nitwits.RMS: So what other dance bands arethere in New York now that youlike? The Zantees?Peter: Yeah, The Zantees are real goodThey're kinda rockabilly/rock 'n'roll. Uh . . . there's not too muchnow that's great in New York. Imean there is interesting musicthat I go to see but as far as rock 'n'roll . . . The Raybeats are okay.Most of The Raybeats membersare No New York guys, anyway.Another case of avant gardiststurning to rock 'n' roll. New Yorkmusic will always have the reputation as being arty and we'll alwaysbe around to fight it, I guess.And on that note our interview ends andwe ride with The Fleshtones to Wax Trax,where Peter goes wild and buys a dozen obscure rock 'n' roll classics. He thanks us forturning him onto the Trax and we thank himfor his great cooperation. Then it's off toWaves for another night of sweaty, wildrock 'n' roll and The Fleshtones move on,turning small but enthusiastic audiencesacross the country onto the simple pleasuresof rock 'n' roll.FRIDAY 27 FEBRUARY 1981 5New, space-age alloythat looks as good as gold,wears as good as gold, costs about half as much.SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY OFFER: Save $10off the regular price. (Offer valid through February 27ONLY.)Yellow Lustrium rings by Josten's available dailyat your bookstore.Univ. of Chicago Bookstore5750 S. 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McGuane's ability is to make theseoverriding obsessions convincing; torender, for instance, the rejected, emo¬tionally exhausted lover who nails his handto his beloved's door, as the starving manwho steals food.This concern with finding one singlemeaningful ideal or activity around whichto organize one's life is also found in AnOutside Chance: Essays on Sport, a collec¬tion of McGuane's magazine articles from1969 to the present. These essays follow hissporting interests through the years: fromflat-fishing off the. Florida Keys for per¬mit, bonefish, and tarpon, to Jackpot rop¬ing in Montana. In these essays we findMcGuane simultaniously describing andexplaining, to himself almost as much asthe reader, a singular interest in sportingpursuit. At times, we are occasionallygiven to see, this interest flirts with obses¬sion, a word with sinister conotations inour orderly world.McGuane grew up hunting ducks andfishing for trout in the woods of northernMichigan. In "Small Streams in Michi¬gan," he writes,"There was a lake near the cabin,and I would paddle out upon it trail¬ing all my fly line and a Mickey Finnstreamer. I would paddle around thelake, trolling that fly until I caught atrout. This is about the minimum,fly-wise. But I do remember, with aMELVINMelvin (and Howard)Directed by Jonathan Demme.Written by Bo Goldman.by JACK HELBIGThe film begins with a shot of a puddle inthe middle of the quiet desert. Suddenly aputtering motor disrupts the silence. Aman on a motorcycle enters frame left, helaughs eccentrically, and rearing his cyclehe leaps the small pond. He continueslaughing as he rides into the desert to cir¬cle around and jump again. Man and cycleagain leap the water, and circle to attemptthe jump a third time. This time the motor¬cycle lands roughly, churning sand as ittips over, throwing the man down. Theman doesn't get up. As the camera pullsaway he lies still. Meet Howard Hughes.This is how Melvin meets Howard, (ac¬cording to Melvin). Driving home from thenight shift, singing his homemade Christ¬mas Carol, "Santa's Souped Up Sleigh,"Melvin stops to answer nature's call. Whilehitching up his pants, Melvin hears a mangroan. Walking a short way into the deserthe finds Howard, still lying by his motorcy¬cle twelve hours after the accident. SinceMelvin is a nice guy he helps this injuredold man into his truck. Howard, lookingmore like an alcoholic than a billionaire, isnot the sort of person anyone would like sitting next to on the El, much less on thepassenger side of one's car. But Melvindoesn't seem to mind, he's a trueAmerican semi-Christian-blue-collar- certain finality, what those trout-looked like lying between thecanoe's varnished ribs; and how inthe evening it felt to put the trout andjackknife on the dock, pull the canoeup on the beach, and clean mycatch."These are warm memories, and McGuaneclearly draws sustanence from them. Farmore important to him than a source of *happy reminiscences, however, the out¬door, "rugged" life continues to provideabiding satisfaction in the face of personalcrises, and just as importantly, in the faceof such trivialities as lawn mowers dron¬ing just beyond the surf off SakonnetPoint.What, for instance, motivates a man tospend day after day poling a small skiff(custom built at no small expense) acrossthe tidal flats off Key West in an attempt tocatch a single permit — a rather non-dis¬cript fish, like a pompano — on a fly? Cer¬tainly nothing rational like acquiring animpressive trophy. "If you have onemounted," writes McGuane, "you'llalways be explaining what it is to peoplewho thought you were talking about yourfishing license in the first place. In the endyou take the fish off the conspicuous walland put it upstairs, where you can see itwhen Mom sends you to your room. It'sprivate." Sport for McGuane is indeed pri¬vate, a challenge that one sets for oneself,and which becomes of the utmost impor¬tance. Of finally landing a permit, hewrites, "a pile of loose fly line was strewnin curves that wandered around the bot¬tom of the boat to a grey and orange flythat was secured in the permit's mouth. Isat down numb and soaring. I don't knowwhat this kind of thing indicates beyondthe necessary, estatic resignation to themoment."More than incidentally, sport is also agood excuse to get outside. In "Molly",McGuane describes his skittish, ridiculousbird-dog. Every Fall the two set out to¬gether, with high hopes tempered with re¬alism. Every Fall Molly had leaped fromman. And he's good.He's so good, he steals the movie. MelvinDummar, poor under employed ever-los¬ing Melvin Dummar stands next to the re¬clusive Howard Hughes and takes thefocus of the film. Most of the movie is de¬voted to Melvin. We see little of Howard,and only a glimpse of his opulent, valium-filled Las Vegas life. But then the movietitle hints at this: not "Melvin and How¬ard" but "Melvin (and Howard)," as ifHughes were God's paranthetical state¬ment in Melvin's life.Paul LeMat plays Melvin very well, ad¬ding energy to his innocence, and a touchof calculation to his aimless life. We quick¬ly come to love Melvin, feeling sorry forhim when he stumbles onto a gold mineonly to discover he cannot claim title tothat property. Nearly as quickly, we begincaring about the man who owns the goldmine. Jason Robards plays Hughes with atouch of Ebenezer Scrooge and a dash ofskid-row derelict, a combination so wellportrayed that we can understand How¬ard's withdrawn pain as he gruffly, shylysings "Blackbird" for Melvin. At firstHoward refuses to sing, and even complains about Melvin's homemade Christ¬mas Carol, but after being threatened ("Ifyou won't be friendly I'll drop you off in thedesert") he sings. The film does not contain many scenes with Howard, but thosefew minutes in which LeMat and Robardsshare the screen are the best moments ofthe film. LeMat and Robards are a greatteam; sad and funny at once, they play offeach other like old buddies, in ten minutes the Land Rover, and dashed off toward theswamp. This year, however, McGuaneknew things would be different. "All right,ready to go. 'Find some birds', I tell her.She gives me one last look, as though fromthe cockpit of a fighter plane, and pours iton. I don't believe this, my heart begins tosink as she ticks off the first 880 and I real¬ize nothing has changed." They will beback next year.Hunting, macho, and excessive muscu¬larity are not fashionable these days. Wedid not read McGuane in my high school,although he is perhaps our most notablealumnus, along with Daniel Ellsberg andArmy Heisman Trophy winner Col. PeteDawkins. He was never spoken of, andseemed an embarrassment to the EnglishDepartment, who gave us the Brontes andVirginia Woolf, almost as compensation.Rugged individualism, a la Hemingway,was snickered at. Yet, as McGuane as¬serts, "It is definitely not a case of wantingto be the Marlboro Man," that led him tolearn to rope cattle. The source of thesporting compulsion is far more complex,and again, McGuane seems to be unable toput his finger precisely on it. It is this am-BUT FILMof screen time we know that if circum¬stances and social pressures had been dif¬ferent, Melvin and Howard would have be¬come the best of friends.This film is rich with great acting, andfine team-ups. Mary Steenburgen shouldbe praised for her portrayal of LyndaDummer — dippy, lower class, neurotic,brimming with cuteness and ambivalence.When she isn't miserable living with Mel¬vin, she's dancing in exotic (nude) go-godives. Mary Steenburgen plays Lynda as acombination Diane Keatonish dip and astock Robert Altman character, but shedoes this with energy and life. Her clumsygo-go dancing may be the funniest (andleast sexy) thing I've seen in quite a while.Pamela Reed also does a great job, as Mel¬vin's second wife, Bonnie Dummar. Ms.Reed played Belle Star in "The LongRiders," and in this film too she's out tomake her man honest with a little moresuccess this time. Bonnie is the woman, asstrong as Lynda was vacillating, who buysa gas station hoping that she and Melvincan make it pumping gas. When theHughes' will shows up one day, in circum¬stances too strange and confusing to be re¬lated here, she stands by Melvin's sidethroughout the stampede of lawyers andnetwork newsmen. No action is out ofplace in this film, each contributes to thewhole.In Hollywood a strong cast is often bal¬anced by a weak script or disappointingpost production work, but this is not thecase in "Melvin (and Howard)." Bo Gold¬man's script is funny without being ridicu- bivalence on his part that lifts McGuane'sessays far above those in "Field andStream magazine. When McGuane re¬marks fippantly that, "My boy thinks theWest is a collection of wonderful places topop wheelies," and that the child, unlikehis father, does not resent aqua mobilehomes, we see the same doubt that all of usoccasionally feel about the myths aroundwhich we have organized our own lives.In the final essay, "The Heart of theGame," McGuane clinically describes thefield dressing of an antelope; it is as vividas the actual pile of viscera must havebeen, steaming in the cold mountain air.We may be revolted, but McGuane re¬minds us, "You stare through the plasticat the red smear of meat in the supermar¬ket. What's this it says here? MightyGood? Tastee? Quality, Premium, andGovernment Inspected? Soon enough, theblood is on your hands. It's inescapable."McGuane has seen slaughter houses, andsuggests that our revulsion is hypocritical.In An Outside Chance, we are shown a manwhose hope it is to avoid such hypocricies,no matter how pervasive they may be; onewho may find at least a temporary respitefrom them out of doors, engaged in sport.DOESN’Tlous and his story wanders without becom¬ing aimless or uncontrolled. He even tiesthe film together at the end. I won't tell youhow he does this, except to say that theending summarizes well the sad chaos ofboth Melvin and Howard's lives. Gold¬man's script wittily captures the tackinessof Las Vegas dives, "all-nite" Reno wed¬ding chapels, and melodramatic, insincereL.A. game shows, with all the bite of"Nashville" or "The Long Goodbye." ButGoldman never debases Melvin, he nevermakes us laugh at him, but always withhim. Melvin's foolishness is our fool¬ishness, and Goldman does not make usfeel superior to him. Melvin, like the restof us, is a child of television, of AmericanProsperity, and the shattered ProtestantWork ethic. He is no more aimless than therest of us; he just doesn't wander as well.Under Demme's direction the film por¬trays Melvin without mocking him.Demme paces the film perfectly, so thatwe experience life as Melvin does; he has ahundred adventures between the time hemeets Howard in the desert and the mo¬ment the will appears in his gas station.We feel both Howard's eccentric loneli¬ness, and Melvin's crazy, half-naive fool¬ishness. And we feel the sadness behindthe comedy. Melvin can never leave thesystem that keeps him working hard andsaving nothing. "A guy like me is nevergoing to see 156 million dollars," he signsto his lawyer. 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If thewomen make it to the tournament this year,it will be their first tournament berth inthree years.Admission is free and student support iswelcome.W omen Run AwayWith Second BestBy H.L. SirullThe University of Chicago women’s trackteam celebrated its second home victory ofthe season Saturday, competing againstLake Michigan College, Concordia College,and Illinois Benedictine College.Carole Petersen, despite being plaguedwith the flu all week, took third in the 400mdash, followed closely by Alison O’Neill,who placed fourth. Though half-miler CaseyKerrigan was unable to compete due to ill¬ness, the 800m run was still a success forChicago, as Kathleen Restifo, Maggie Ran¬dolph, Carol Rugg, and Dory Lidd ran awaywith third through sixth places, behind run¬ners from Concordia and Lake Michigan.As always, Chicago showed strength anddepth in the distance events. Lou Madge andCindi Sanborn placed second and third, re¬spectively, in the 1500m run, with JenniferMaude and Kathy Bawn closing out the scor¬ing at fifth and sixth. In the 3000m run, fourChicago women — Madge and Sanborn,along with Rita Kostecke and Debbie Duerk-sen — ran alone racking up 28 points in thatone event.The meet ended with two exciting relays.In the 800m relay, Chicago’s A team edgedout Concordia by half a second to take sec¬ond place, while the Maroon’s B team, cotn-posed of shot-putters Julie Chill, Marie Pri-byl, and Maureen Breen, and sprinter KathySirotti, eagerly raced to fourth. In the milerelay, Chicago pulled ahead, then fell be¬hind until O’Neill, running her third event ofthe meet, gave it her all on the anchorleg, bringing Chicago to a time only .2 sec¬onds behind Lake Michigan’s winning fin¬ish. „ „ ,Not to be forgotten, shot putters Pribyl,Chill, and Jackie Moline scored points forthe Maroons by taking fourth, fifth, andsixth places in their event, bringing themeet’s final score to: Chicago-90, Lake Mi¬chigan-80, Concordia-56, and Illinois Bene¬dictine-44 SPORTSOrangutangs Upset Deviates in PlayoffsBy David GruenbaumThe Abnormal Deviates were the biggestupset victim in playoff action this week, asthey fell prey to the Orangutangs 45-44. It isrumored that the Orangutangs importedsome Mexican mushrooms and hallucinatedin water tanks to prepare for this game. TheDeviates had to switch from a zone defenseto a man to ape defense, and had a little tro¬uble keeping up with the fine outside shoot¬ing of a Cro Magnon Man who didn’t stay inthe water quite as long as his teammates.In other important games, BRM nippedthe Wall Street Walkers 47-43 as RobertSlaughter and Lee Spielman enjoyed fineshooting games, while Glenn Cole kept theWalkers close. Hitchcock upset Greenwood45-42, with John Amboian scoring overtwenty points, and adding some fine workunder the boards. Kevin Paterson’s fine out¬side shooting also helped Hitchcock win thpgame. Late in the fourth quarter Hitchcockhad built a commanding 41-28 lead, when allof a sudden Greenwood woke up. Jim Sahs,who had been playing as if he were sleep¬walking most of the game, made some keyoutside shots and aggressive layups to helpclose the game to 43-42. But two clutch freethrows by Hitchcock with two seconds leftBy Victor AdamsThe varsity fencing team will host a meetwith five other schools in Henry Crown FieldHouse this Saturday starting at 9:30. The vi¬siting teams will be Michigan at Dearborn,Purdue, Wisconsin at Parkside, IndianaUniversity-Purdue Universty and Milwau¬kee Area Technical College. This will be thefencers’ final meet of the season.Last Saturday the team defeated two ofthe three schools it faced at the Universityof Wisconsin, Madison meet. Its victorieswere 16-11 over Minnesota, and 14-13 overTri-State College. However, the team fell tohost Wisconsin 7-20. Among the best individ¬ual efforts were those of team captain BrianHolmgren 7-2 in epee, sabre squad captainMichael Stewart 7-2, foil squad captain RobCondon 6-3, and third year student RichLinsk 5-4 in epee.This year’s team consists of 23 fencers,with five members returning from lastyear’s squad which lost four fencers to grad¬uation. Michael Czamik, the team's newcoach, said that this year’s additions to theteam have progressed considerably, andthat next year’s team should be evenstronger.The fencing team consists of three men’sweapon squads (foil, epee, and sabre) andan affiliated women’s foil club. A squad con¬sists of three fencers who compete againstall three members of the opposing school’s finished off Greenwood 45-42. Kevin Gleasonwas outstanding for Greenwood; his outsideshooting was the only reason Greenwoodstayed in range through the first threequarters.Chamberlin beat both Rickert houses tomove into the residence semifinals againstHitchcock. First they whipped Upper Rick¬ert 46-21, and then Lower Rickert 35-30.Lower Rickert committed more fouls in thisgame then in all other games this seasoncombined. Things got so bad for LowerRickert after starters Mark Turner, DaveSchaffer, and reserve Elliot Hicks fouled outthat Rickert, on its last leg in the fourthquarter, was leaning towards calling Asso¬ciate Member Rick Kokoska in from Bos¬ton.The Dews Brothers pulled off a minorupset in beating Fishbein 34-32, after easingby Upper Flint 36-26. They will face favoredDudley, who had no trouble beating PhiGam 56-26.The number one ranked Albanian Refu¬gees had no trouble with the Superstiffs asthey won 52-29. Number two ranked DivinitySchool had a little more trouble with theSpuds, but hung on to win 34-27. DivinitySchool will play Bo’s Hose, which knockedsquad, for a total of nine bouts in that weap¬on. A match between two schools thereforeconsists of 27 bouts.The team practices during the autumnquarter and competes in the winter quarteragainst some fifteen schools in the midwest.By Nick VarsamThe Maroons’ wrestling team ended itsseason on an optimistic note last Saturdayas it fought to a fourth-place finish in theMidwest Collegiate Athletic Conferencetournament at Cornell. Coe College edgedcross-state rival Cornell for first-placehonors. The two teams dominated theMaroons, beating Chicago wrestlers in all 11matches they met.Chicago competed well, however, losinghalf of those 11 by close margins.Coach Leo Kocher was pleased with histeam’s performance, but knows his teamcan still improve. “We cracked the top divi¬sion of our conference. We’re definitely animproved team from last year, but we’restill just a hair away from the top-qualityDivision III wrestlers. When we knock offCoe and Cornell, we’ll make real headway inconference.” off the Organutangs, while the Refugees willtake on BRM.In independent play, no official gameswere played Basketball Team forfeited toN.U.T.S., while in the other semifinal,E.F.U. Stew won by forfeit over theChamps. E.F.U. was winning 28-23, whenthe Champs Jeff Foreman went berzerk get¬ting five technicals and striking an official.Needless to say the game was called.N.U.T.S will now face E.F.U. Stewr in the in¬dependent finals, the winner to play the resi¬dent champion for the undergraduate title.In Free Throw results, Barry Friedburgof Compton won residence with 43 shots,however Upper Rickert’s William Weaverwon the All-U title as he made 43 of his last50 shots to have a total of 83 out of a hundred.Kevin Wendorf won the independent titlewith 42 free throws. Jack Ponomoray andRandi Wagner of Compton won the Co-edcompetition with a combined total of 35 freethrows. Anne Molinaro of Snell won thewomen’s competition with 37 free throwsmade.The Socim Official’s meeting has beenchanged to March 5, 1981, 7:30 in the HenryCrown Fieldhouse classroom. Attendance isrequired for all teams entered.ScoreboardPhi Gam 47 Henderson 27Dudley 56 Phi Gam 26Dewey House 36 : Upper Flint 26Dewey House 34 Fishbein 32Chamberlin 46 Upper Rickert 21Chamberlin 35 Lower Rickert 20Hitchcock "A" 45 Greenwood 42Spuds 55 Bovver Boys 49Divinity School 34 Spuds 27Wall Street Walkers 46Five Particles in A Box 36Superstiffs 40 Farensyl Pyrophosphate3 0A%anian Refugees 52 Superstiffs 29Snell 23 Dudley 18Orangutangs 45 . Abnormal Deviates 44Top Ten Men's1. Albanian2. Divinity School3. Bo's Hose4. BRM5. Wall Street ^/alkers6. N.U.T.S.7. E.F.U. Stew8. Dudley9. Abnormal Deviates10.ChamberlinTeams to Watch:Champs, Hitchcock "A", Spuds, Or¬ganutangs, Dews BrothersIndividual places for the Maroons werefreshman Tim Bachenberg, third at 118 lbs.,sophomore Mark Farwell, fourth at 126,freshman Ken Barr, fourth at 142, sopho¬more Bob Tuel, fourth at 150, and sopho¬more Mac Gillespie, third at 177 lbs.Kocher had some thoughts about the pastseason and what’s in store for the future.“Five of our wrestlers were in their firstyear of collegiate competition, and a year’sexperience should help them become im¬proved wrestlers for next year. But there’scertainly no guarantee to that.“I feel that after every season the wrestier has to make a decision on how much far¬ther he wants to go. I hope that they contin¬ue in the direction they’re going. Next yearwe re looking forward to getting even moretalent into the wrestling room. It’s vital thata wrestler is able to find a strong challengein practice as well as in meets.”Friday, February 27, 1981 — 17The Chicago MaroonWrestlers Close Season; PlaceFourth in MCAC TourneyCALENDARFridayCrossroads: English class for foreign women, 10:00am, 5621 S. Blackstone.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Arabic Circle -Mrs. Faisal Alhegelan will speak at 10:30 am, PickLounge.Geophysical Sciences Colloquium: ‘‘modeling theClimatic Effect of Increase of C02 Concentrationin the Atmosphere” speaker Syukuro Manabe,1:30 pm, HGSEconomics Dept.: "Determinants of British Over¬seas Investment in the Nineteenth Century”speaker Michael Edelstein, 3:30 pm. SS 106.Economics of Uncertainty Workshop: “OptimalEquilibria of Repeated Games within ImperfectMonitoring” speaker Roy Radner, 3:30 pm. Ro11.Mineralogy/ Petrology Seminar: "Lattice Dyna¬mical Aspect of Oxygen Isotope Partition Func¬tion Ratio for Alpha Quartz” speaker Dr. IwaoKawabe, 3:30 pm, HGS 101.Division of Physical Sciences: "Time Variabilitiesin the Cosmos" speaker Jonathan Grindlay, 5:00pm. Kent 107.Kundalini Yoga: meets 5:00-7:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Women’s Union: Meets 5:15 pm, Ida Noyes.Gymnastics Club: Meets 5:30 pm. Bartlett gym.Doc Films: "The Godfather” 7:00 pm. "The God¬father II” 10:15 pm. Cobb.Law School Films: "Adam’s Rib” 7:15 and 9:30 pm.Law School Auditorium.Film and Program on El Salvador: at St. Paul andthe Redeemer. 4945 Dorchester, 7:30 pm.Crossroads: Nuclear Power: Danger to us all, slideshow and discussion by Dr. Michio Kaku, 8:00 pm,5621 S. Blackstone.Oriental Institute: Slide Presentation - "Archeolo¬gical Excavations in Armenia" by Prof. BabkenArakelian, 8:00 pm, 1155 E 58th St.Post Libris: Caty Wylie, Dave. Dave and Randy,and Alan Ruchs, 9:30pm-l:30am, Ida Noyes.SaturdayAikido: Meets at 10:30 am, Bartlett gym. Donald Lipkind Memorial Lecture: "ScientificPrediction and Scientific Explanation” speakerStephen Koevner, 2:00 pm. Harper 130.Crossroads: Buffet dinner, 6:00 pm, 5621 S. Black¬stone. No reservations necessary.Doc Films: "The Godfather” 7:00 pm, "The God¬father Part II” 10:15 pm, Cobb.International House: Slide show - "Faces ofChina” by Vernon Petro, 7:30 pm, I-House.Pub: Live music featuring the U of C Jazz Band,9:30-12:00. Memberships required.SundayRockefeller Chapel: Ecumenical Service of HolyCommunion, 9:00 am. Discussion Class, 10:00 am,University Religious Service, 11:00 am.Hillel: Lox and Bagel Brunch. 11:00 am, Hillel.Hyde Park Youth Chamber Orchestra: Con-cert-3:00 pm, Ida Noyes 3rd floor. Free, open to thepublic.Crossroads: Bridge. 3:00 pm. Beginners and ex¬perts welcome.Racquet ball Club: Meets 3:30-5:30 pm. Field Housecourts 1-4.MARRS: Renaissance dance class at 7:00 pm., IdaNoyes.Doc Films: “The Crucified Lovers" 7:30 pm,Cobb.Woodward Court Lectures: “Things Invisible toMortal Sight”: Milton’s Paradise Lost and Repre¬sentation Traditions in the Visual Arts" speakerJanel Mueller, 8:30 pm.MondayPerspectives: Topic - "Electric Behicles and theEnvironment" guests Marty Bernard, Milton Pi-karsky and Margaret Singh” 6:09 am, channel 7. Crossroads: English classes for foreign women,10:00 am. 5621 S. Blackstone.Comm, on Virology: “Carcinogen-Medicated Am-plirication of Specific DNA Sequences in ChineseHamster Cells” speaker Dr. Sara Lavi, 12 noon.Cummings room 1117.The Cause (The Comm. Assembled to Unite in Sol¬idarity with El Salvador): Open meeting at 12noon, Reynolds Club.Kundalini Yoga: Class at 12 noon Ida Noyes.German Table: Meets at 12 noon in the Blue Gar¬goyle to speak German.Spanish Table: Meets at 12:30 in the Blue GargoyleContinued from page 1has been quite effective. Since their busy St.Valentine’s Day weekend, business has notdecreased. James attributes its popularityto the fact that it is, “cute, harmless, andunconventional.”Any female member of the University ofChicago community is eligible for their ser¬vice. The cost is one dollar per tuck-in, aprice which has thus far forced bedtime,Inc. to operate at a deficit. Their visits haveincluded everyone from graduate studentsto professors’ children, though most havebeen second, third and fourth-year collegewomen. Because of a lack of transportation,they’ve had to restrict their business to theHyde Park area and have had to turn downcallers from the Downtown area.Their most interesting tuck-in to date?“That’s easy,” said Cavero. “We got a callfrom a girl who wanted to be tucked in, andwhen got there, her whole dorm was wait¬ing. Once we began, however, everyone had to speak Spanish.The Christian Science Organization: Meets at12:50 in Gates-Blake 428.Dept, of Chemistry: "The Exploration of HumanTissues. Plasmas and Secretions by Way of Chem¬ical Synthesis" 4:00 pm, Kent 103.WHPK: Taping for broadcast-interview with W.Clement Stone. 4:30 pm, Reynolds Club nortrLounge.Gymnastics Club: Meets 5:30 pm, Bartlett gym.UC Chess Club: Meets 7:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Doc Films: "The Phantom Chariot” 7:15 pm, ‘‘TheStudent of Prague” 9:00 pm, Cobb.to get out. We don’t allow friends to bearound when we tuck a girl in, We want it tobe a quiet, relaxing thing.”The group does custom tuck-ins, especial¬ly as presents. These can include anythingfrom reading a special story to including aspecial message to the woman from whoev¬er sent it, although most follow the samebasic format.For the future, they’d like to expand theirservice to the male sector of the communitybe adding female members to the team.However, they’ve refrained from doing sobecause they are uncertain they could en¬sure the woman’s safety. As Digironimo putit, “one of us would have to go along. We’dbe responsible. But we have had many re¬quests for this type of service.”You can contact ihem at 753-2233, and askfor room 231 or room 233 in Hitchcock. Theyare available for tuck-ins from 11 p.m. to 1a.m.Tuck-iniryU Li UWHAT DO BETTY BOOP, BENNY GOODMAN,THE ORIGINAL DIXIELAND JAZZ BAND, ALJ0LS0N, AND GEORGE GERSHWIN HAVE INCOMMON? - THE INFLUENCE OF KLEZMERMUSIC — Eastern European jazz and cabaret musicbrought to the U.S., at the turn of the century, where itthrived and has since become part of American jazz, folkand popular music.Concerts: SAT. APR. 4 - 2:00 PM AND 8:30 PM(Mandel Hall) General Admission: $7.00Students/Senior Citizens. $4.50Dance: SUN. APR 5 • 8:00 PM(Ida Noyes Cloister Club)General Admission: $6.50Students/Senior Citizens: $4.00Master Classes: MON. APR. 6 * 1 PM(Center for Continuing Education)Admission: $1.00Lecture/Demo: MON. APR. 6-7:30 PM(Center for Continuing Education)General Admission: $4.00Students/Senior Citizens: $2.50For information/reservations call Elite Newton753-3185 (weekday*) or 752-0943 (evenings, week¬ends).Concert Tickets also available atReynolds Club Box OfficeDR. M.R. 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Live withus on the farm and in Hyde Park Helpcare tor our three daughters, 1,3,5 yrs.old. Salary and hours to be discussed.Terry Straus, 955-2211.THE MICR0S0LUTI0N:VISICALLOn March 4th come to Ryerson 251 at7:30 pm to See: VISICALL the electronic worksheet. We will have avisicall user show us some of the ap¬plications in economics, business,science and the home ofvisicall—ENTER VIA ECKHARTIRISH WAKEFETETONIGHT at Psi U. Music by TheDrag Beer, Irish/unirish fun 9:00-?REMEMBERThe Chamber Orchestra concert takesplace in MANDEL HALL this Saturday, Feb 28, at 8:30pm.REPUBLICAN?Come anyway. Irish Wake Party PsiU.ASTRONOMY CLUBThe Astronomy Club will hold anobserving session on 5 Mar at 8 pmMeet in Ry 251 or later on roofON VACATION?Married couple, professionals, willingto house sit June September. Call RBrum 828 8495, 364 0175 evesEXCAVATIONA book of poems by Alice Ryerson, onsale at U of C Bookstore $4CONCERT BANDThe U of C Concert Band will be per¬ forming tomorrow at 4:00 inGoodspeed Recital Hall. The concertwill include Copland's "Outdoor Overture," "Mars" from "Planets," andthe Rimsky Korsakov Trombone Concerto played by Tom Martin Admission is free and refreshments will beserved following the concert.PITZEN BRASSBENEFIT CONCERTSun , March 8th, 3 PM At St. ThomasChurch, 5472 S Kimbark Ave MitchellArnold conducts, Tom Weisflog,organ $5 00, $3 50 for students,seniors 324 2626ORIENTALCARPETSGH, LV, MS, and TB are happy thatthey responded to last week's ad! Onlyone third of shipment left I predictnext shipment to sell for ten percenthigher! Buy your tirbal, geometric,floral, or animal design carpet now tosave! Also arriving this week unusualcarpets from Nepal! Don't miss these!David Bradley 241-7163 UC HOTLINE 753-1777 SCHOLARSHIPSWaitinq for the weekend to come? UCDCWant to know what's happening on ’ * **• *^ ^*campus7 Call Hotline, open sevendays a week from 7:00 pm to 7:00 amWOMEN'S RAPGROUPA Women's Rap group meets everyTuesday at 7 30 pm at 5655 S. Universi¬ty Ave For info 752 5655.LITERARYMAGAZINEPrimavera a women's literarymagazine needs more women to jointhe staff. Call 752 5655 or 548 6240 Onsale in most bookstores A tew oartial tuition scholarships forUC students to the Aspen Music Schoolare available Interested? ContactPhilip Gossett. Chairman Dept ofMusic. Goodspeed 309, immediately.EST LA!Anyone interest in FENCING call Tat-sumi 3 2249 rm 1424 or Janet 3-3757 rm302 for more info No experiencenecessary, justENTHUSIASM!!POST LIBRISDave Pelman, Sue Gated, Alan Fuchs,Julie Senecoff and Caty Wiley Friday,Feb. 27th INH 9 30pm I 30 amSPACE WANTED CAMPUS BANDSIRISH DRAGCome see The Drag at Irish WakePARTY. TONIGHT 9 00 ?$1 00MICROCOMPUTERSVS.MAINFRAMES:VISICALLMarch 4th at 7:30 pm in Ryerson 251come see a lecture demonstration ofthe power of microcomputers overmainframes in interactive analysisVISICALL on APPLE'S, PET's, HP85.Atari 800's and TRS80's bestsanything on a timesharing computer Wanted: Hyde Park House or apart¬ment to sublet for week of June 16 21 tohouse my visiting relatives Pref. nearcampus (we'll water your plants, feedcat) call Barbara at 363 5660 or667 3500 (x211) leave message if not inMarried couple wants to subletfurn/unfurn apt in Apr 955-1342AVANT-GARDE?If you're a UC student interested inpromoting avant garde arts on campus. come see Libby in SAO, Room 210Ida NoyesLIVE MUSICAFRICA'81America's largest travel/study tourgroup announces AFRICA '81 SUMMER PROGRAMS. American Forumfor International Study will hold an in¬formation meeting Sat 2.00 pm atDuSabte Museum. All welcomeATTENTION1C COMMUTERSAnyone living in Riverdale, DoltonCalumet City vicinity interested in carpooling, call Jo 753 3936 days, 891-0745after 6 pm at the Pub Ida Noyes Hall Sat night9 30 12:00 featuring THE U of C JAZZBAND Membership and 21 yrs age requiredAS IF YOUDIDN'T KNOWThe Chamber Orchestra concert takesplace in MANDEL HALL this Satur¬day. Feb 28, at 8 00pm.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Andrea Brock: Let there be no doubt itwas Wednesday No one ever expectsa Maroon personal...P S I'm keeping the Porsche affectionately. JayPOST LIBRISFriday, Feb 27, INH, Dave Pelman,Sue Gatell. Caty Wiley, Alan Fuchs,9:30-1:30. All campus bands interested in beingincluded in a Grey City Journal arti¬cle, contact Brad Bittan at 753-2240 ext1619UN-MORBID WAKEIRISH WAKE PARTY Tonight at PsiU see Seamus O Nerrigan rise fromthe grave to dance and drink $1 00Assassins ObitNAME CODEThomas Enders SnafuDonna Dradik GaloreNick Rasmussen GiraffeNora Hansen VacuumTitiana Christides CleavageTheresa Saldana MoonieEthan Trull BondGary Levine GeminiGeorge NikopolousBravoDina Jansen PlaytexJohn Bowman RomanRandy Edgerson EagleJulie Daraska BambiTom Nolan OswaldLee Ciancio GumboRobert Medina SatanKatie Baker Lightening??? SonarFrank Curvin FungusMichael Weinberg PericlesSusan Kelly RubvYEARBOOKSAdvance orders are being taken nowfor the 1981 yrbk they will be $12.50 un¬til Spring quarter $14 afterwards. INH+ 218GRAFF & CHECKReal Estate1617 E. 55th St.V/2-2V2-4 RoomApartmentsBased onAvailabilityBU8 5566Available toall comers G.W. 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