Shoreland opens new coffee shopBy Paul BrennanTwo gross of helium balloons,hundreds of ice cream bars, and akeg of root beer were on hand forthe over 300 students who attendedthe grand opening of the Shorelandcoffee shop last Thursday night inthe Shoreland Hotel lobby.The coffee shop was establishedand is operated under the auspicesof the Shoreland Council. The shophas a format much like the othercampus coffee shops with no foodpreparation on the premises. How¬ever, a full soda fountain and grillshould be in operation by next fall,according to Dave Taylor, head ofthe coffee shop committee.The new coffee shop is loated onthe site of the ill-fated Shorelandrestaurant. “The Place.’’ The res¬ taurant closed three years agowhen the cook quit and no replace¬ment was found. The old facilitywas completely torn down whenthe Shoreland was renovated.Committee members said thehousing staff has been helpful inobtaining equipment and facilitiesfor thd coffee shop but remainsskeptical about the feasibility ofthe venture. Susan Cornelius, pres¬ident of the Shoreland Council, said“they told us not to worry if the cof¬fee shop didn’t work out. They saidthey could always turn the facilityinto a bowling alley.’’The establishment of this coffeeshop was included in the originalplans of the Shoreland renovation.A special committee was set up bythe Shoreland Council in Februaryto organize and manage the opera¬tion of the shop. Construction delays halted the opening until lastweek.The coffee shop is being operatedas a service and is open to the en¬tire University community. Anyprofits from the shop will go to theShoreland Council. Students arebeing employed to run the coffeeshop and volunteers from theShoreland Council are providingthe management.Shoreland residents have greet¬ed the coffee shop with overwhelm¬ing approval. “It is great for whenyou have the munchies,’’ a third-year student said.The coffee shop is located in thenewly renovated Shoreland lobby.Its scheduled hours are:Monday-Friday 7:30-10:30 amand 6 pm -1:30 am,Saturdays 5:30 pm - 2 am, andSundays noon-1:30 am. Pho*o: Jaan EliasShoreland coffee shop opening last Thursday night.Photo: Bruce LewensteinRobert Wilson, former director of FermilabFormer Fermilab chiefRobert R. Wilson honoredBy Bruce LewensteinRobert R. Wilson, former direc¬tor of Fermi National AcceleratorLaboratory (Fermilab), laughedduring the closing remarks of theinternational symposium held Fri¬day at Fermilab in his honor. Hehad just been told that the newly-created title “director emeritus’’given to him had no meaning, butprobably would ‘'allow you to havea key to the front door.’’Wilson. Peter B. Ritzma Profes¬sor in the College and the depart¬ment of physics, is known through¬out the world of high energyphysics as a builder of particle ac¬celerators. He supervised the de¬sign. building, and operation ofFermilab from 1967 until his resig¬nation in February. 197H, because of what he believed was inade¬quate funding.As tribute to the physicist, sculp¬tor, and humanist, Fermilab. lo¬cated 30 miles west of Chicago,hosted the all-day symposium.Several hundred people, fromNobel Prize winners to College stu¬dents, attended lectures, feasted,toured, and heard a concert by theGuarneri String Quartet.Among the lectures at the sym¬posium were talks on the “Historyof Accelerators.’’ “Beauty and theQuest for Beauty in Science.” and“Science and Art.” During thebreaks between lectures, visitorsfrom locations as diverse as theUniversity of Turin and UCLAcould be heard discussing mesonsand Mozart in languages fromGreek to Chineseto 2 5400 S. Harper case heardBy Eric Von der PortenTwenty-five tenants and con¬cerned Hyde Park residents tooktheir complaints about the trouble-plagued 5400 S. Harper Ave.apartment building to CriminalHousing Court again last Thurs¬day. 64 housing code violationswere filed against the building'smanagement.and mortgage holderand a fourth continuance wasgranted to the defense.Counsel for defendants MarvinLustbader & Co. and Oak Park Na¬tional Bank asked for and receiveda one month continuance to pre¬pare a response to the amendedcode violation charges.Judge Sara Whidding set an ad¬ ditional hearing for Thursday at 2pm in the Daley Center to rule on aPetition for Intervention filed onbehalf of 43 tenants who wish to beofficially listed as third parties inthe case. The tenants are now onlyinterested parties in the suit filedby the City Corporation Counseland the Department of Housingand have no right to subpoena in¬formation or participate in the liti¬gation.The first hearing was heldMarch 12 but continuances havebeen granted to the defense as suc¬cessive city inspection teams haveadded to the original list of codeviolations. The actions were ini¬tiated after carbon monoxide gas from the building's boiler backedup March 5. killing one tenant.Representatives of the 5400South Harper Tenants Associationsaid they hope to appear in court inforce Thursday, to encouage a fa¬vorable ruling on their Petition andto encourage quick action on thecase.In a separate action, MichaelBraun, an attorney represetingfour tenants who were hospitalizedfollowing the gas leak, said Sundayhe expects to file suit against thebuilding’s management within thenext two weeks. He said he is work¬ing with attorneys representing thedeceased tenant’s family and thata single action will be filed jointlyby the two groupsFifty meet to study CollegeBy Andrew PatnerFifty College students gatheredfor the first organizational meetingof the Dean's Task Force onEducation in the College Sundayevening.David Shute, chairman of theTask Force, presented his plan fora year-long process of evaluating,discussing, and reporting on theliberal arts curriculum of the Col¬lege. He proposed a system of sub¬committees to analyze the variouscomponents of a College educationand suggested a month-by-monthtimetable to ensure a final publicreport.Shute’s remarks were followedby a discussion that provided thoseassembled with the opportunity tovoice opinions on the College cur¬riculum. Criticisms of the Collegeand the Task Force itself flew and♦he evening's organizers. Shuteand Lawrence McNally, were visi¬bly delighted Both Shute andMcNally are second year students.“This is the beginning of adiscussion that needs to go on inthis College.” Shute said. “Wemight not have all of the organiza¬tion done but we are getting theideas out."Participants offered their ideaswithout hesitation.. “We need to ask ourselves whatthe reasons for some of the things in the College are,” one studentsaid. “I don't even know if there isany one reason for the CommonCore .”This remark brought cries ofcontempt and congratulations, asdid those that followed. Partisansof general education and practicalpreparation took to the floor. Thenames of Hutchins, Levi. McKeon.and Weintraub were introduced asreferences. And the familiarreminder, “We have to rememberthat some of us have to get intomed school,” was heard as well.Joseph Smalley, a second-yearhistory student and a member ofan informal group of Collegestudents that has discussed theCollege curriculum weekly sincelast quarter, asked that the par¬ticipants of any review bear thebasic philosophies of education inmind while undertaking their pro¬ject.Smalley and the other fivestudents in the group have readand discussed books on educationand heard from several guestspeakers. Last week they read theold Harvard “Red Book.” a 1945report on general education. “Wepretty much tore it apart.”Smaliey said.Adam O’Connor, anothermember of the Wednesday Grouppointed out the difference betweenhis group, which is contemplativein nature, and the Task Force. which is more concerned with hav¬ing some effect But he said that hefelt the two groups might comple¬ment each other.Another participant suggestedthat student life should be in¬corporated into the discussion“There is a lot that goes on herethat is just as much a part ofeducation as the curriculum Howyou live when you're on your own.how to get along with other people,how to be part of a community W eneed to discuss those too ”Shute seemed assured that hisconcern that there might not beenough interest for such a groupwill now be put to rest. “There isenough interest here to keep thegroup going: we’re just going tohave to channel our energies.”The need for organization wasapparent and will be the topic ofthe next meeting Sunday in IdaNoyes East Lounge at 7:30 p m towhich all interested students areinvitedMore than one student expressedconcern that Dean of the CollegeJonathan Z Smith, or other ad¬ministrators. might not lake thereport seriously.“What’s important.” said onestudent who stayed after themeeting to talk with other par¬ticipants, “is that we get a debategoing, that we make some heat .”“Heat,” said another student,“brings light.”College prof honoredfrom 1Wilson’s ideas employed at the laboratoryinclude the extensive use of solid-state mag¬nets to make the accelerator more efficient,the retention of the farmhouses originallyscattered on the property for researcherhousing, and the herd of buffalo grazing in¬side the four-mile circumference accelera¬tor. He also designed some of the laboratorybuildings.Located around the grounds at Fermilabare sculptures by Wilson, for whom sculpt¬ing has been a hobby for many years.Photos of some of his works are on displayon the first floor of Harper Memorial Li¬brary West Tower.Once offered a joint appointment in archi¬tecture and physics at Cornell University,Wilson now teaches in the College. Lastquarter, he taught a course titled “Physicsand Religion.”Wilson, who still does research at Fermi¬lab, said later that he no longer works in ad¬ministration or fund-raising. “I’m just atechnician now,” he said.He is presently working primarily on a“doubler” project that will increase Fermi-lab’s energy capability from 400 billion tonearly 1000 billion electron volts. At thesame time, the accelerator will becomemore efficient, thus cutting energy costs.The project, scheduled to be completed in1982, will make Fermilab the world’s most powerful accelerator.The project will also give Fermilab “amachine that is totally unique,” said LeonLederman, director-designate of Fermilab.Lederman, who discovered the fifth“quark” sub-atomic particle at Fermilab in1977 and is currently a professor of physicsat Columbia University, will begin workingfull-time at Fermilab in June.The doubler project will allow the labora¬tory to “leapfrog” the competition, said Le¬derman, even with limited funds. Fermi-lab’s primary competitor is the CERNLaboratory in Geneva, Switzerland.“We were worried about the viability ofthe program,” said Lederman. “If it hadkept on this way, in two or three years, wewould have had no viable program. Now,we’ll have a whole range of physics to ex¬ploit.”There are two basic divisions in high en¬ergy physics, and while Wilson is known as agreat builder, Lederman is known as an ex¬perimentalist. Lederman, however, expectsto continue putting about a quarter of Fer-milab’s effort into accelerator building.“It’s an investment in the future,” he said.An article in Science last fall speculatedthat Lederman will be a more efficient ad¬ministrator than Wilson, who had strongopinions about how the laboratory should berun. Lederman, who has been associatedwith Fermilab for as long as Wilson, was described as “talented and self-effacing.”Wakoski on campusDiane Wakoski, one of America’s fore¬most living poets, will read from her worktonight. The author of 13 volumes of poetry,Wakoski once wrote, “Women have alwaysbeen the interior decorators rather than thearchitects. I would like to propose that theimage which used to be decoration in poetryis now becoming the building, the room it¬self.” Wakoski was bom in California in1937.Wakoski writes about her childhood inSouthern California, her failed marriage,solitude, and her friends, with strong, imag¬inative images (“voices, faces, fragrantand effulgent,/like gardenias on a hothousetree”). Music has had a strong influence.Wakoski’s 15 years of piano playing is ap¬parent; the poetry can be lyrical and ryth¬mic, and there is also a tendency to clip littleblunt pharases, like codas, on the ends ofpoems. %Tonight’s reading will be in the Ida NoyesLibrary at 8 pm. The reading is free, and thepublic is invited.Some Brilliant SkyDavid was my brotherand killed himselfby the seaa dark nightwithout city lightsto obscure the milky way My hair glistens around me like starson the night when a mancracks in half and fallsinto the ocean.Sheets of water,as I come out of sleep,no lover,only the sweaty body of dreamshe stands over my bedas I wake upsilent,whispering to himself,“no scars,no scars,”but he forgetsDavid who died in the oceanwhen the stars were visible in some bril¬liant sky,and does not see my bellymangled with scarsfrom childhood or birth.When I look at the skyI think of Davidthrowing himself off that cliffinto an ocean which moves with themoon,dying,the red blood in his mouthin a night as blackas eels.copyright 1973 by Diane Wakoski Have your perchance seen this gargoyle? If so, pleasecontact the editor. $5 reward for the first person who con¬tacts us. Maroon employees and their relatives are noteligible.Black Friars Presents SWEET CHARITYMandel Hall $2 Student$3 General Tickets go on sale at theReynolds Club Box Office May 7 May 11,12,13-8:30 P.M.The IRANIAN REVOLUTION:PROSPECTS for ISRAEL andthe JEWS of IRAN.Impressions From A Recent Eight MonthsStay in IranFRIDAY, MAY 4, 9:00 P.M.MR. JERROLD GREEN, Graduate StudentIn Political Science at the Center forMiddle Eastern StudiesHILLEL, 5715 WOOPLAWN AVE. YOUR KEY TO A CAREERIN THE SUNBELTApply now for summer andfall, call or write Graduate Schoolof Management,University of Dallas, Irving. Texas 75061(214) 438-1123 ext. 277MBA SNOWED UNDERDue to Typing Delavs9RELAX!Avoid the Rush and Leave the Tvping to Us.We Do:Manuscripts / Theses / DissertationsResumes / Reports / Transcriptions24 Hour Telephone Dictation ServiceEM A KWIK SECRETARIAL SERVICElHoW'est Washington 236-0110Weekends & Evenings 726-35722 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, May 1, 1979News briefsUN reform will be discussed UC professors elected to NASHenry Steele Commager, historian,author and University alumnus, HelviSipila, Assistant Secretary General of theUnited Nations; and Congressman AbnerMikva of Illinois, also a University alum¬nus, will be the principal speakers at theMidwest Conference on United NationsReform, to be held May 5-6 at the Centerfor Continuing Education.The conference is one of a number ofsymposia being held around the country onthe subject of UN reform. The Chicagomeeting is being sponsored by localchapters of four national organizations:the American Friends Service Committee,the United Nations Association, the WorldFederalists Association and the WorldWithout War Council. Robert Stevens, pro¬fessor of economics at Roosevelt Universi¬ty, is chairing the meeting.The purpose of the conference is tostimulate public awareness of the UNreforms advocated in President Carter’sReport on the Reform and Restructuringof the United Nations System, issued onMarch 2, 1978. The President’s report anda more detailed supplementary reportCirriculum andwomenThe Ad Hoc Committee on the study ofwomen is sponsoring a discussion of pro¬blems that women face with curriculumand the teaching situation at the Universi¬ty-Elizabeth Abel and Elizabeth Helsinger,assistant professors in the English depart¬ment, are moderating the event. Allwomen faculty members and students areinvited at Ida Noyes Library, Thursday,May 3, at 4:30 pm.Negotiationteam electionsVoting will be held throughout the weekto choose the 19 University clericals whowill serve on the contract negotiating teamwith Teamsters Local 743. University cler¬ical workers with questions about the loca¬tion of their polling place should call642-3151 or 829-8350 for information.— published by the State Department containspecific proposals for improving the UNsystem in the areas of peacekeeping,Security Council functioning, use of the In¬ternational Court of Justice, decision¬making, human rights and financing - allof which can be accomplished withoutrevision of the UN charter.More than 30 experts — includingpolitical science professors, businessleaders, union officials, UN observers,lawyers and organization heads — willserve as resource persons and moderatorsfor the workshops.The conference registration fee is $25, in¬cluding dinner Saturday night and lunchon Sunday, $10 for the sessions only, $5 forstudents. For registration information call427-5409.Baby bottledebateA controversy over the marketing of ababy formula by Nestle is the topic of adebate this Thursday at 7:30 pm, at theHyde Park Union Church at 5600 S.Woodlawn Ave. A group called Infact isprotesting the distribution and promotionof the formula by Nestle. Spokesman forInfact and Nestle will be present. Fordetails, call 363-6053.Film commentEd Sadlowski of the United Steelworkersof America, nationally-prominent unionleader, and Rev. Lawrence Bouldin,Methodist Campus Minister at the Univer¬sity of Chicago, will respond to and lead adiscussion of the film, “The Price of Peaceand Freedom.” produced by the AmericanSecurity Council. The film presents indramatic form the arguments made bythose who believe that the U S. must andcan gain a decisive superiority in thenuclear arms race with the Soviety Union.The program is sponsored by the HydePark-Kenwood NOMOR Committee, thelocal unit of the Committee for a NuclearOverkill Moratorium. It will take place onWednesday, May 2, at 7:30 pm at theAugustana Lutheran Church of Hyde Parkat 5500 S. Woodlawn Ave., Admission isfree and parking is available. Two University professors were electedto the National Academy of Sciences lastweek along with 58 others in recognition oftheir distinguished and continuingachievements in original research.David Raup, chairman of the depart¬ment of geology at the Field Museum ofNatural History and adjunct professor,and Bernard Roizman, professor ofmicrobiology are the two University facul¬ty members to be honored.Raup, an invertebrate paleontologist,has beencompiling a statistical survey offossil distribution throughout the world.His principal research field is the evolu¬tionary theory of lower animals as seenthrough fossil records.Roizman is chairman of the committeethat oversees the University’s KovlerViral Oncology Laboratory. His recentresearch has linked the herpes virus tocervical cancer.Marc Nerlove, a Northwestern Universi-Lincoln awardgiven to twoLeon Jacobson. Joseph Regenstein Pro¬fessor of biological and medical sciences,and Robert S. Ingersoll, a trustee of theUniversity, will be presented with theOrder of the Lincoln by the LincolnAcademy of Illinois at its 15th annual con¬vocation in Carbondale this Saturday.The awards, established in 1965 torecognize residents of Illinois for outstan¬ding contributions to the progress and bet¬terment of humanity, will be given byGovernor James Thompson.Dr. Jacobson is an internationallyrecognized authority on hematology andhas received numerous awards for hisresearch, including election to the Na¬tional Academy of Sciences. Dr Jacobsonis also a former dean of the BiologicalSciences Division.Robert Ingersoll is the deputy Chairmanof the Board of Trustees, and has served asU.S. Ambassador to Japan, AssistantSecretary of State for Far Eastern Affairs,and finally Deputy Sectary of State from1974-76. ty professor also elected to the Academylast Tuesday, got his undergraduatedegree at the University and taught herefrom 1969-74. His research centers on theeconomics of population and family deci¬sion making and populations and economicgrowth.Tutors set hoursUndergraduates can get free help withall aspects of writing papers by visiting thetutoring office in Gates-Blake 108. Writingtutors and be found there five days a week.• Monday — 9:30 am to 1 pm and 2 pm to5pm.• Tuesday — 9 am to 11 am and 2:30 pmto 5 pm.• Wednesday —9 am to 5 pm.• Thursday — 9 am to 11 am and 1:30 pmto 5 pm.• Friday —9:30 to 11:30 am.Call 753-4728 to make an appointment.Another way to reach the tutors is to leaveanote in their mailboxes in Gates-Blake319-A. Over 200 students contact writingtutors each quarter.QuantrellnominationssoughtEach year The College recommends sev¬eral outstanding teachers for the QuantrellAward for Excellence in UndergraduateTeaching. The awards are presented at theSpring Convention. The recipients are no¬minated by a faculty committee.The College solicits help in the form ofwritten recommendations for the teacherswho have meant most to students. It is im¬portant to consider the range of teachingencountered. A faculty member directingan independent study or laboratory re¬search project is as eligible as a teacher inthe Core. 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Others - $1.50***************WEDNESDAYMay 2 YOM HA’ATZMAUTIsraeli Independence DayA Celebration: Dancing and Singing12:00 Noon - On the QuadranglesThe Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, May 1, 1979 — 3LET'SGET THIS SNACK^ MOVIN'... x LET'S 60...WHAT'RE WEWAITING FOR..pour \yHEY you GUYS,SOMEBODY WAKE UP„ THE FAT GUY!WHY PO YOU THINKTHEY CALL 'EMtasteBuds.anjyway?KING OF BEERS*ANHEUSER BUSCH INC • ST LOUISWATCH THE TASTEBUDS (IN actual commercials ) ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE/"4 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, May 1, 1979\ l.'\ . ,r,cTuesdayThe biting tale of a well-traveled tooth(how I was Zollered into submissionand lived to tell about it)Graphic: Chris PersansBy Abbe FletmanI type pretty quickly, but this is one story Ican’t seem to type fast enough. I’m so angrythat I want all the words on paper before theanger has a chance to leave me.It all started Wednesday when my mouthblew up — not like a bomb, more like a blow-fish. The feeling was reminiscent of thepainful aftermath of my wisdom teeth beingpulled and my cheek looked like it sheltereda golf ball. Coming from a family wherepain is to be tolerated and going to a doctoris a sign of weakness, I put up with thethrobbing and the lump above the left side ofmy jaw for a day.Thursday night, I called my father, a doc¬tor. According to his over-the-telephonediagnosis, I have an infection. I should washmy mouth with hot salt water and it will goaway. So I gargle and I swish and I go tobed, taking care to sleep on my right side.By Friday, I am tired of the lump andmore than tired of the pain. Early Ameri¬cans had to suffer, I tell myself, but this is1979. At 10:30 am, I head for Billings Hospi¬tal and Student Health.The first person after the receptionist whosees me is a registered nurse. “What’swrong with you?’’ she asks me — a personwith a cheek the size of a smalfapple. I justpoint.After taking my temperature (normal)and a throat culture, and looking down mythroat, she pronounces me fit to see a doc¬tor. “Sit in front of the B.’’ she says.I wait. Finally, the doctor calls me in.“That looks like a dental problem,” shesays. “I’m sending you to Zoller (DentalClinic).” Then, she looks at me again, andwith uncharacteristic good humor, says,“I’m not cruel enough to wish you a.happyday. Why don’t you make it a possibleday.”Back to the receptionist. Some troublewith insurance and billing. Then up to thesecond floor and the Zoller Dental Clinic.I present my clinic card and have a seat.Fairly quickly I’m called in and examinedby a first-year resident. After being sent forx-rays I am told I have a tooth or bone frag¬ment lodged in my gum. Immediate surgeryis necessary.Four years ago I had one wisdom toothpulled to make room for a molar. Fourmonths ago I had the other three removed.The last thing I want to see is the upside-down face of an earnest young dentist with ascalpel in his hand.1 acquiesce and consent to surgery. I amsent to lunch.After a 45-minute lunch with a friend inthe Cobb Coffee Shop, I go back to Billings.It is now 1 pm.I am shown into a room and shot with no-vacaine. I can feel the knife cutting mygum. I try not to listen I can hear the doctorfumbling around. He’s got something. He’snot satisfied it’s what he wants. He keepsfumbling. Can’t find anything. He sews meup.All the while, I grab at the chair andmoan. 1 really try my best to cooperate.These people are trying to help me, I tellmyself. But it hurts more than anything hasever hurt before. This pain is not dull andaching. It’s sharp and piercing.Thank God: the ordeal is over. They sendme for “post-op” x-rays The resident tellsme I can make an appointment for Mondayand go home.In the x-ray room I begin to cry. After all,I went into the hospital this morning believ¬ing I would receive antibiotics and sympa¬ thy. The technician tries to calm me downand then takes the x-rav. 1 apologize forbeing hysterical.I look at the x-ray It looks the same as thefirst one. the one with a tooth fragmentclearly depicted. My stomach sinks. 1 headback for the hallway where I was waitingbefore. The resident sees me.“You can go home now. I’ll see you Mon¬day.”“Did you look at the x-ray? It looks to meas if its the same as the first one.”“Wait here.”The resident heads down the hallway. Hereturns and beckons me to follow him backinto the operating room.“You're not going to put me through thatagain.”He calls in a man who presumably is hissuperior.“Did you get it?”“No, it’s still on the x-ray. 1 got somethingthough.”“You’ll have to go in again.” “What are you crying about?” a techni¬cian asks.“Would you like me to cry now or whilehe’s in my mouth It’s better I’m hystericalnow than later.”She shuts up I continue cryingThe “superior" looks at me.“This thing isn’t going to get any betterunless we get that piece of tooth out. We cansend you home now and you'll come back-Mondav twice as big.”“Why didn’t you get it out the first time,”I think “Why did you sew me up if youhadn’t gotten it?” I continue crying Thedentists are baffledThe head resident comes in and shoos theothers out. I'm still hysterical, but he sayshe’s only going to look Reluctantly. I openmy mouth.He feels around and can’t find anything.He savs I can go home and come back againMondav, but “the odds are against you.” Itell him 1 understand the fragment must befound today.The The “superior” comes in. I have taken anintense dislike to him.“Are you going in?” he asks.The head resident glares at him. “I’ll takecare of it.”My hero.The head resident decides to give me ni¬trous oxide. I’m all for it. I lie back and thistime don’t feel a thing.He looks around and can’t find the frag¬ment. He sends me for another x-ray. Thefragment’s still there.He opens me up again. He’s got a hunch. Ifeel as if he’s Luke Skywalker and I'm anenemy missile.“I got it. I GOT IT!”I relax.He sews me up. I ask him if this means Ican’t go dancing tonight. He laughs. He tellsme to drink lots of anything but alcohol. Ilaugh. He says they are going to give me ashot of something that begins with a D. 1 pulldown my pants and brace myself.I make my appointment for Monday. It isnow after 4 pm. The drugs are wearing offand my mouth is beginning to hurt.1 go downstairs to the pharmacy to havemy prescriptions for antibiotics and Tylenolwith codeine filled. I'm obviously in pain. Isit in the waiting room and pound my foot onthe ground to keep from crying. I begin topace the room. People begin to look at me. 1continue pacing and pounding so that I won’tscream People try to ignore me. Finally. Igo up to the pharmacy window and ask whatis causing the delay. The pharmacist findsmy bottles. She begins to give me instruc¬tions and then, seeing my agony, stops.“Just go and take one.” she says. I rush tothe nearest water fountain and down a pill.I begin the mile-long walk home. I re¬member my bicycle is on campus. It is rain¬ing. I decide to leave it.I reach 57th and Harper where I live Imake it into the apartment. It is about 5:25pm My roommate greets me "Did you goto Student Health?”I begin to cry. The whole story poursout.I call a friend to tell her I can’t go out to¬night. “What’s wrong0” Again I begin to cryand to tell the story. “Do you want me tocome over0” “No.”I drink some apple juice.A second friend calls. I’m still hysterical.I tell the story againI get into a nightgown and head for bed At8:10 pm. I’m still awake. I call my mother inPhiladelphia. I tell her about the whole or¬deal and that I was rejected today from ajob I really wanted and that men are jerksand life is grim. She listens and then tells methat the drug beginning with D was demarl,a tranquilizer; that I will get a job; that sheonce got a "Dear John” letter from a manwho had gone off to World War II and hadthen gotten married; and that everyone hastheir ups and downs We are both surprisedwe are sharing so much.I eat some yogurt, read a book and then goto sleepI forget about the letter I’m going to writeto the Chief of Staff at Billings Hospital andthe malpractice suits I'm going to iodgeagainst the oral surgeon w ho took my toothout four years ago and the resident who per¬formed the first operation I forget howangry 1 am at myself for continually apolo¬gizing to imcompetent or nasty techniciansand doctors. I dream about beaches.I wake up. take a shower, put on someclothes, and get ready to go to the bank. Butbefore I go. I slip a little patch of whitegauze into my pocket. In it is a reminder —the fragment of a well-travelled toothChicago Maroon — Tuesday, May 1, 1979 — 5Festival of the Arts presents the Halevon Repertory Company productionThe TwoFaithful ScribesTHE ARGUMENT OF OUR PLAY:Long ago in Venice were born to Dottore Gratiano two sons whowere twins. One was called Zanetto and the other Tonino. Whilestill infants they were separated one from the other by the cruelways of fate and neither twin suspected the existence of hisbrother.Years later, when they were well-grown, it so happened that—each unbeknownst to the other—both appeared in Verona on thesame day: Zenetto to court Flaminia (daughter of Pantalone) andTonino to win the heart of the beautiful Beatrice.Their actions and what ensued caused much consternation andpuzzlement among Verona’s fair citizenry. All that came to passthereafter our comedy will portray.The Two Faithful Scribes is a commedia dell’arte extravaganzaadapted from Carlo Goldoni’s The Venetian Twins and directed byDarryl Boehmer.It will be presented Sunday, May 6. 8 p.m. in the Cloister Club of Ida Noyes Hall.1>avi<4 "Hialkersiarn,''TTIhce:likes, AowiPfc-J tHOxVDWcwjnracJ^rS,A MUkCj C-TKAJR&nr,tR.iE v<E w-n-n ca fir57S7 ^exrr-u Oiuivje^vrvHow• 7 36-^;oo V'OO 4-.00752.-+-1&1 THE EIGHTH HENRY SIMONS LECTURE |1 “KEYNES AND 1CHICAGO” |I By Don PatinkinProfessor of EconomicsThe Hebrew Universityof JerusalemVisiting Professor in theDepartment of EconomicsFord FoundationVisiting Research Professorin the Grauate School ofBusinessj WEDNESDAY, MAY 2 j8 p.m.The Glen A. Lloyd AuditoriumThe Law SchoolAdmission is free without ticketsThe University of Chicago £ COURT TheATRg5706 S University Avenue Chicago, Illinois 60637 753-3581CourtTheatrepresentsThe Marionette Theatre ofPeter ArnottOEDIPUS THE KINGby Sophocles,Monday, May 7THE BACCHAEby Euripides,Tuesday, May 8, 8:30 P.M.$2 UC Students. S3 OthersReynolds Club Theatre,57th & University$4.50 general and $2.50 forstudents and senior citizens753-3581Kent 107May 7 GREAT BOOKS FILM SERIESMadame Bovary Minnelli 7:is directed by Ricardo FredaLes Miserable 9:30DOC members free with pass; others $1.506 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, May l, 1979H-TuesdayIn the throes of Regenstein Photo: Carol Studenmund“There are three basic types of questions,” said PatSwanson, acting head of Regenstein Library’s referencedepartment. “There’s the-known-item-that-you-cannot-lo-cate, usually an abbreviated reference in a footnote.Maybe you have a citation for Behaviour Research andTherapy, which is abbreviated Beh Res and Therapy.Most people don’t know that it’s a British journal, andthey look for ‘behaviour’ in the card catalogue under theAmerican spelling.“Then there’s the getting-started-in-a-subject question,often a student writing a term paper. We don’t actuallyselect citations for them, but we refer students to, say, thesocial sciences sources on the second floor, or the educa¬tion materials on the fourth floor. We try to guide them tospecialized information sources.“And finally, the factual question: the text of the EqualRights Amendment, the telephone number of Oxford Uni¬versity Press, the address of the Brookings Institution. Orsimply, ‘Where is Books in Print?’, ‘Where is the pencilsharpener?’ ”Swanson is one of five general reference librarians onthe first floor of Regenstein Library. Only four staffmembers actually work behind the desk; Regina Shea andBeverly Sperring alternate between the Inter-LibraryLoan office and general reference for six-month periods.The busiest hours at general reference are between10:30 am and 5 pm, and librarian Sandy Roscoe concedesthere are sometimes too many questions and not enoughreference librarians. “I’m sure people are frustratedwhen the phone is busy, or when there is a line at thedesk,” she said.“Of course, it’s not as predictable as circulation; wenever know when we ll be swamped, or how long any ques¬tion will take.”Questions asked at the desk are given priority overthose asked by telephone. Th^ reference department onlyhandles “short and unambiguous” telephone requests. “Ifsomeone wants information about changes in the birthrate in Latin America over the past decade, we ask him tocome in,” Swanson said.“We rarely hear the typical questions that are asked in By Claudia Magatpublic libraries...‘What is the distance between the earthand the moon,’ for example, is a common question in pub¬lic libraries. Nor is there much demand for facts aboutcurrent events. We grabbed the text of the Middle Easttreaty when it was published, and no one requested it. Butthere were many requests for the text of the Bakke deci¬sion.”Regenstein’s reference collections are broken up intogeneral reference on the first floor, and more specializedreference collections like humanities and social scienceson other floors. Although Swanson purchases materialsfor general reference only, she is constantly in touch withthe special reference staffs in order to avoid duplicatingpurchases. A new acquisition in general reference is theLondon Times’ Atlas of World History. “It has receivedexcellent reviews and will be widely used here,” Swansonsaid. “Besides, it’s a beautiful book.” the map referencecollection on B level also has a copy of the atlas.On a more poignant note, the reference department re¬cently decided to abandon its collection of college cata¬logues. The catalogues are “costly” i universities can nolonger afford to absorb the expense themselves) and tendto disappear quickly. Their availability at the Office of Ca¬reer Counseling and the Laboratory School furtherprompted the decision, which is not necessarily final. Ifthe reference department hears many complaints theywill reconsider.College catalogues do not quite fall into the same cate¬gory as telephone books, of which general reference hasan admirable collection The 40 largest cities in thecountry are represented, along with Springfield, Urbanaand other vibrant Illinois cities. “It is easier to maintain40 telephone books than it is to maintain 1000 college cata¬logues,” Swanson said, “although the Boston phone bookwas recently stolen.” General reference receives itsphone books free of charge. Swanson considers the Man¬hattan. white and yellow pages important referencesources: “Much more than just a telephone book.”The books located behind the reference desk are mostfrequently used, according to librarian Janet Fox. In theareas on either side of the desk are more shelves with in¬ dexes and encyclopedias.“It's a shame to underestimate encyclopedias,” saidSwanson. “I don't see people trying to write papers fromencyclopedias, but they are legitimate sources if you needa peripheral fact, or want bearing in a subject. Somethinglike the Encyclopedia of the Social Sciences is very valu¬able and scholarly.” In the area of general encyclopedias,reference offers the Encyclopedia Britannica. The WorldBook Encyclopedia, which recalls third grade olfactorilvand painfully, is available in the fourth floor office of theBulletin of the Center for Children’s Books.Reference books are constantly updated, and there isalways enough information to publish a new referencebook. Swanson pointed to the four-volume Supplement tothe British Foreign and Commonwealth Office LibraryCatalogue, which goes for $520. “We just can t afford tobuy every new edition.” she said. “And we try to avoidpurchasing the cumulative indexes which are being re¬leased like crazy now." The cumulative indexes do savetime for reference librarians, but ultimately they dupli¬cate information which is obtainable with a little moresearching.In addition to helping students and faculty, much of theday to day work at general reference involves coordinat¬ing library tours, shelving new materials, and Making De¬cisions. “There are always meetings and decisions tomake,” Swanson said. “Are we providing the right ser¬vices at the right time in the right places0 Should there bemore orientation tours? Could we explain our servicesbetter in the hand-outs? Could we improve communica¬tion between general reference and special reference?”“We re so busy all the time, and yet I wonder if we arebusy enough.” said Shea. “People sometimes seem afraidto ask questions; they apologize for bothering- us . . .”Shea said her job is never dull, although she is often askedhow she can possibly be interested in reference work. “Ilove it," she said. “It s like a crossword puzzle. But I real¬ly have to contain my excitement when I find informationfor people.“I’m having such a good time and they aren’t havingmuch fun at all ”The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, May 1, 1979 — 7Feature Stagg and the MsThis is the first of a five-part series on thehistory of University football. Part II willappear next Friday.By Mark WallachRockefeller gifts were celebrated like foot¬ball victories. and football victories like theSecond Coming.A Maroon alumnusOn his honeymoon to California in 1894,Amos Alonzo Stagg brought along his wifeand 22 football players. It was not that thearch-conservative Stagg fostered notions ofsexual perversity; rather the 6200 mile tripwas the result of University PresidentWilliam Rainey Harper’s edict “to developteams which we can send around the coun¬try and knock out all the colleges.’’That first trip, designed to win headlinesfor the fledgling University, very nearlyended the football team’s existence. TheMaroons made the journey by train in arailway car that would not have passedmuster if it had been designed for prisonersof war. According to Stagg’s biographer.Frank Lucia, the railroad car was “a pieceof junk, a condemned showcar used on car¬nivals and minstrel circuits. . . It was shab¬by and dirty, the paint faded and peeling.”The rattling windows and swaying carcreated an ear-splitting torrent of noise, andthe first night, as some of the players climb¬ed onto their top bunks, the beds camecrashing down onto the lower bunks.One bitter cold night while crossing theSierra Mountains during a swirling snow thecar caught fire, sending flames shootingalong the roof. Luckily, someone was awakeand the team managed to douse the fire withbuckets of water. Stagg was grimly aware,however, that Harper’s grand scheme to“advertise” the University had nearly con¬demned the entire football team to death. Ifany of the players (or Stagg’s wife, Stella)had any reaction besides the “HolyToledo!” which Lucia quotes one player assaying, history has not recorded it.That third-year trip was by far the mostdramatic obstacle the team surmounted,but it was typical of the early difficultiesStagg had on his way to becoming a legend.During the first year, 1892, the team had on¬ly 13 players — none with playing ex¬perience — and few practices were attendedby more than six. Stagg soon discovered hehad to reduce the length of practices if hehoped to woo Chicago’s academically-oriented students. In fact, Stagg took to thegridiron himself in order to set an examplefor his inexperienced players.The team, which did not even have a homefield in its first season, soon captured theimagination of the Chicago media. Afterseveral warm-up victories over local highschools, the team played its first gameagainst Northwestern to a tie, an eventwhich prompted the Chicago Times toreport that the team had “covered itselfwith glory.”The following spring, Chicago merchantMarshall Field, for whom the field was firstnamed, permitted the University to use avacant lot — now occupied by RegensteinLibrary — as an athletic field. Stagg workedtirelessly: raising money, mobilizing com¬ munity support, even recruiting students forthe actual preparation of the field.The team’s success increased rapidly. In1897, the Maroons remained undefeated un¬til a late season game against Wisconsinwhen their two stars, Walter Kennedy andClarence Herschberger, engaged in amassive eating contest that concluded withHershberger consuming 13 eggs forbreakfast on game day. With their twobloated stars playing terribly, the Maroonslost 23-8 in a defeat that ranked Stagg until1899, when the team avenged the loss, wontheir first title, and completed their firstundefeated season.It was not until a 1905 game againstMichigan, however — a game Staggremembered as the greatest of his 70 yearcoaching career — that college football ar¬rived as a major sport.Stagg’s Greatest GameIt was a game that illustrated just howhigh-powered Chicago’s football programhad become, how much the game had grownin the Midwest, and how avid were itsfollowers. Both teams were undefeated, andMichigan, while amassing 495 points ineleven games, was unscored upon.Chicago’s statistics were hardly less im¬pressive. By this time, the Marshall Fieldstadium had been enlarged to accommodate27.000 spectators, not nearly enough to han¬dle the 50.000 people who requested ticketsfor the game. One source estimated thatChicago fans bought their tickets at the rateof one every three seconds, and scalpershawked tickets for dizzying sums of money.Wealthy alumni petitioned Harper for seats,and Harper himself, bed-ridden and twomonths from death, insisted on viewing thegame from his son’s room across the streetfrom the field.The game itself was superbly played. Inhis Ph.D. dissertation, Robin Lester hailsthis game as the origin of the well-drilled,well-coached “machine:”The non-machined element was providedby Michigan half-back Dennison Clark as heattempted one flash of rugged individualismthat afternoon. Catching an Eckersall puntat his own goal line, he pluckily tried to ad¬vance with it and was carried back into hisown end zone by the tackles of two Chicagomen.Those two points late in the second halfdecided the game.Appropriately enough, the game also con¬tained a “win-one-for-the-Gipper” drama.As Harper became more and more franticat the scoreless game, he sent the team themessage that they “must win.” Staggreceived the message and recalledmotivating the team “to win for the dyingPresident.”The victory touched off a wild and un¬precedented celebration. An impromptuparade swept through campus, bonfires litup the night, and the next morning, bleary-'eyed celebrants greeted the sunrise. Thesefolks took their football in great lusty gulps.The Chicago euphoria may have been newto the growing game, but so was the tragicMichigan aftermath. Newspapers blamedthe young halfback for his poor judgmentand quoted the grief-stricken Clark: “IAlonzo Stagg, in suit, coaches the Maroons ■. >-:Chicago vs. Northwestern, 1904, in Stagg Field.should kill myself because I am indisgrace.” In 1932, he died, shooting himselfthrough the heart and reportedly leaving amacabre note to his wife — that this “finalplay” might at last undo the mistake he hadmade long ago as a boy on a football field.Overcoming crisesThe victory over Michigan was the mostsignificant sports victory in the University’shistory, and not simply because of the in¬credible enthusiasm it aroused. The victorycame at a time when college football wascrippled by violence, and the success thatthe Michigan victory represented wasStagg’s best defense against Chicago ad¬ ministrators who wished to abolish the foot¬ball program. In fact, two days after theMichigan game, classicist William G. Haleproposed a resolution in the UniversitySenate that “the game of football underrules permitting either mass-play or tackl¬ing should be abolished.” As long as Staggcould give the University a winner and theaccruing prestige and financial rewards, itwas unlikely that Chicago football — andStagg’s job — would be victims of theviolence crisis.By 1905, the game’s brutality, describedby one observer as “beastly fury,” hadgrown to epidemic proportions. Game of¬ficials sometimes exercised their authority8 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, May 1, 1979 AVk1aroons (1894-1924)Walter Eckersall, star Maroon playerby punching players; star players were fairgame for headhunters; and schools all overthe country were abandoning the sport.Even in Chicago's epic .ictory overMichigan, a Chicago halfback had his eyepoked out.Nevertheless, Chicago continued to win.During one astounding streak, they won 55games against only five losses. Even moresignificantly, the University realized foot¬ball was a potential source of revenue;thanks to Stagg s shrewd negotiating. 90%of the games from 1906 to 1924 were playedat home, resulting in lucrative financialrewards. The thought of such eye-glazingpossibilities no doubt inhibited the ad¬ ministration’s would-be moral crusade.Besides, how could the school abolish thesport when its dying President had exhortedthe team to win the big game for his sake?Eventually, of course, reforms curbed thegame’s worst abuses. In 1910. PresidentTheodore Roosevelt told the colleges “tomake the game of football a rather lesshomicidal pastime.’’ Reforms such aslegalizing the forward pass, making a firstdown ten yards instead of five, and curtail¬ing the most violent forms of tacklingopened up the game and made it less dan¬gerous. Football survived the crisis and sodid Chicago.The other great matter troubling the University Senate was that football playerswere being given privileges usually reserv¬ed for VIPs. Included among theseprivileges were post-game theater parties,dinners (including a Thanksgiving Day din¬ner to which the University invited selectedco-eds), visits to other campuses as theguests of doting University professors, andonce, a visit to an exclusive country club asan antidote to pre^game nervousness.The most famous athleteThe foremost recipient of the “privileges”given to football players was Walter Ecker¬sall, the most famous athlete ever to don aMaroon jersey, but surely one of the Univer¬sity’s least inspired students. Almost fromthe beginning of his career in 1903. newspa¬pers lionized Eckersall for his exploits as apunter and quarterback. The New YorkGlobe called him “the brightest star in thefootball firmament” and the St. Louis Dis¬patch proclaimed his “terrible toe” morevaluable to Chicago than Rockefeller'smoney. Eckersall rarely appeared in aclassroom, however, and one professor re¬called that the football star once registeredfor his course but never appeared. As Eck¬ersall neared the end of his four year, he hadearned less than two years worth of collegecredit and had not even made up entrancedeficiencies. He had managed to take eightclasses — including a graduate course —from a professor sympathetic to the athleticprogram, and received eight ’‘athlete'sCs.”Before his last game in 1906. the Universi¬ty held a rally for Eckersall and presentedhim with a gold watch. A Maroon editorialurged students to buy a poster of Eckersallso that they would “always have a materialresemblance of him.”Shortly after completing his footballeligibility in the autumn of 1906. Eckersalldropped out of school. In the winter of 1907,the University barred him from ever againentering its classrooms. A friend to Presi¬dent Judson summed up Eckersall’s case.He accused Eckersall of leaving bad debts,lying, and manipulating friends. But Jud-son’s friend also labelled the University“derelict”,Derelict in so far as their having knowledgeof his loose morals, and yet willing to usehim for advertising purposes until he com¬pleted his college careerThe University’s concern, and indeed theconcern of almost every college with a foot¬ ball team, was to eliminate some of theworst abuses that big-time football hadspawned. After much debate, separatequarters for athletes were abolished; eachathlete had to carry a full load of courses;each athlete has to meet all entrance re¬quirements before being admitted, and theVIP treatment was abandoned.The trustees pruned the program to a sizetheir consciences could live with, withoutmaking their wallets too uncomfortable.Significantly, the reforms adopted after the1905 season, did not stop Eckersall fromplaying in 1906.In the Maroons’ glory years, 1906 to 1924.Stagg pursued a recruting policy that wasboth scrupulously legal and a fine exampleof hard-sell salesmanship. He enticed pro¬spects with an extravagant track meet andthe promise of a trip to the Orient. The trackmeet was the center of a whilrwind of activi¬ties calculated to dazzle the crusty veteransspinning yarns of past triumphs. A recruit¬ing letter exclaimed ;What an experience lor a red-bloodedyoung fellow to travel across the pacific in ajolly group — all expenses paid — . . .sightseeing, banquet< ting . and hobnobbingwith Nipponese dignitaries.. .With these tactics. Stagg enlisted morethan his share of good athletes. Moreover,from his blunders in the 1890s. Stagg hadlearned fo produce teams that weredisciplined, efficient, and who nearlyalways played their best. From 1899 to 1924.the Maroons experienced only two losingseasons and won seven conference titles,and during two separate four-year periods,they won at least 84% of their games. Inmany ways, although the 1905 reforms weresubstantial, the Maroons pioneered modernfootball as an institution, prefiruring suchmodern-day football factories as NotreDame and Ohio State They practically in¬vented the game in the Midwest, theyplayed before cheering thousands, and theyhad Stagg. football's first legend.ReferencesRobin Lester The Rise. Decline and Fall of Intercollegiatefootball at the University of Chicago. 1890-1940Frank Lucia. Mr Football Amos Alonzo StaggAlfred Hart and Herbert Ferleger. eds Theodore Roose¬velt CyclopediaPhotos: courtesy of University ArchivesThe Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, May 1, 1979 — 9KlllWlg II ll|iPWmT PnmEARN OVER $650A MONTHRIGHT THROUGH YOURSBiORYEAR.If you’re a junior or seniormajoring in sciences likemath, physics or engineering,the Navy has a program youshould know about.It’s called the NuclearPropulsion Officer Candidate-Collegiate Program(NUPOC-C for short) and ifyou qualify, you can earn asmuch as $650 a month rightthrough your senior year.Then after 16 weeks ofOfficer Candidate School,you’ll get an additional yearof advanced technicaleducation. This would costthousands in a civilian school,but in the Navy, we pay you.It isn’t easy. There arefewer than 400 openings andonly one of every sixapplicants will be selected.But if you make it, you’llhave unequaled hands-on responsibility, a $24,000salary in four years, and gilt-edged qualifications for jobsboth in the Navy and out.Ask your placementofficer to set up an interviewwith a Navy representativewhen he visits the campus,or contact your Navyrepresentative at 800-841-8000,or send in the coupon. TheNUPOC-C Program. Notonly can it help you completecollege. It can be the start ofan exciting career.NAVY OPPORTUNITYINFORMATION CENTERP.O. Box 2000, Pelham Manor, N.Y. 10803Yes, I’d like more information onthe NUPOC-C Prq^ram (00 ). B704Name.Address.City_State.A Re—^Graduation Date.AMajor/MinorPhone NumberCN5/9 Zip.. fCollege/Uni versity_JfGrade Point.NAVY OFFICERSGET RESPONSIBILITY FAST.10 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, Mav 1, 1979THE COLLEGETHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPresents a Public LecturebyStanley CavellWalter M. Cabot Professor of Aestheticsand the General Theory of Value -Harvard UniversityPURSUITS OFHAPPINESSA READING OFTHELADYEVEFriday, May 4,19793:30 P.M.Quantrell Auditorium Cobb Hall 209Admission FreeIn conjunction with Mr. Cavell’s lecture there will be freepublic screenings of The Lady Eve (Preston Sturges, 1941)in Cobb Hall 425 on May 1,2, and 3-7:30p.m. PUBLIC POLICY LECTUREJAMES D. LORENZ"Jerry Brownand the Politics oi Symbolism”Thursday, May 3, 19793:00 P.M.Swift 106Mr. Lorenz is an attorney andFounder of California Rural Legal Assistance Corp.Head of the Council of Public Interest LawAuthor of Man on a White Horse a study of Jerry BrownValuableCoupon!The 4* is free whenyou order 3When you order 4 same-size color reprints of yourfavorite KODACOLORNegatives, you'll pay foronly 3. This couponentitles you to 1 Free It’san otter you wan’t want tomiss, but it expires May16, 1979 So you'll haveto hurry. 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ATRODFEI ZEDEKCONGREGATION,5200 Hyde Park Blvd.Get Your Walk Cards at Hillel -Get Your Friends to Sponsor You -VOLUNTEERS NEEDED ATHILLEL CHECKPOINTA HYDE PARK-KEN WOODJEWISH COMMUNITY EVENTSUNDAY, MAY 6IN HONOR OF ISR AELIINDEPENDENCE DAYStudent Government MeetingTuesday night May 1 8:45 P.M.IDA NOYES CLOISTER CLUB ALL REPS COMEThe Chicaao Maroon — Tuesday, Mav 1, 1979 — liDiane WakoskiTuesday, May 1A poetry reading byDiane WakoskiIda Noyes Library, 8 p.m.Reception to FollowFor Workshop Information Call 753-3562 die Hniocrairu of ChicagoTHE SCHOOL OF SOCIAL SERVICE ADMINISTRATIONPRESENTSThe Third SOCIAL SERVICE REVIEW LectureSocial Justice: Ideas and ActionThe Roots of the Settlement HouseMovement in AmericaBYJ. DAVID GREENSTONEProfessor, Department of Political ScienceTUESDAY, MAY 8, 19794:30 P.M.SCHOOL OF SOCIAL SERVICE ADMINISTRATION969 East Sixtieth StreetPERSON TOPERSON.... . . that s how we want to reach out to thousands ofChicago alumni for their support — by telephone.So, the University needs your help. And we re will¬ing to pay $4 an hour for your time — a few week¬day evenings each week.If you are mature, reliable and can talk about theUniversity and its needs, we II train you to be aneffective Alumni Telefund Associate.If you re a senior, graduate or professional stu¬dent, you are among those most eligible.Call the Alumni Telefund right now at 753-0893.Or srop and see Gregory Volk at Classics 36, foran application.r* %. THE CHICAGOHi ALUMNI TELEFUND NEXT YEAR'S MABApplications for the1979-80 Major ActivitiesBoard are now availableat the Student ActivitiesOffice, Ida Noyes Hall.They are due thereMay 7. All positions areopen to Universitystudents.12 — The Chicaqo Maroon — Tuesday, May 1, 1979CalendarTUESDAYPerspectives: Topic: “The Utility of the Traditional Lib¬eral Education” guests Eva T. Brann, and James Red-field, 6:30 am, Channel 7.WHPK: Wake up and stay awake with WHPK Rock,6:30am-4:00 pm.Dept of Biochemistry: Seminar - “DNA Replication inYeast” speaker Bik-Kwoon Tye, 11:30 am, Cummingsroom 101.Comm, on Developmental Biology: “Effects of Hydrox¬yurea on Differentiation of Limb Bud Mesenchyme”speaker Bill Conway, 12:00-1:00 pm, Abbott 133.Rockefeller Chapel: University Organist Edward Mon-dello will give a lecture-demonstration and recital,12:15 pm.Resource Analysis Seminar: “Marginal Cost Pricing:The Transition From Theory to Tariffs" speaker Dr.Charles Cicchetti, 1:30 pm, Wieboldt 301.Smart Gallery: Exhibit - “Jackson Pollock: New FoundWorks” March 14-May 6.Center for Latin American Studies: “Politics and Petro¬leum”, part two in the conference on Mexico’s Oil andthe Lesson of the Middle East, 2:00 pm, Ida Noyes Li¬brary.Public Policy Lee ture: “Jerry Brown and the Politics ofSymbolism”, speaker James D. Lorenz, 3:00 pm, Swift106.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Films: “masada”and “In Search of History”, 4:00 pm, Breasted Hal, Ori¬ental Institute.Political Science Student Advisory Comm.: Lecture -“The Changing American Voter — 1964” speaker NormanNie 4:00 pm, Pick Lounge.Lloyd Fallers Memorial Lectures: “Some UnsettledQuestions in Development-Entrepreneurship”, speakerSir W. Arthur Lewis, 4:00 pm, Social Sciences 122.African Studies Committee: Nigerian Novelist BuchiEnecheta will speak on “Traditions and Modernism”,4:30 pm, Pick 205.WHPK: Folk Music, 4:30-6:00 pm. Classical 6:00-9:30 pm,Jazz, 9:30 pm-3:00 am.Ki-Aikido: Practice, 4:30-6:00 pm, Bartlett, next tosquash courts.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Bizden Size (discus¬sion in Turkish) “The Problem of ‘The Existence of God'in Philosophy”, speaker Alparllan Acikgenc, 4:30 Pick205.Kundalini Yoga Society: Meets 5:00 pm, in Ida-NoyesEast Lounge.Christian Science Organization: Inspirational Meetingand discussion, 5:00 pm, Ida Noyes 2nd floor EastLounge.Archery Club: Practices 5:30-7:00 pm, Ida Noyes Gym.New members welcome. Hillel: Felafel Dinner, followed by Israeli Entertain¬ment and Israeli Folk Dancing, Ida Noyes Hall, 3rd floor,6:00 pm.DOC Films: “Finger of Guilt”, 7:30 pm, “The Servant”,9:00 pm, Cobb.Humanities Collegiate Division: Film — “The Lady Eve’7:30 pm, Cobb 425. Free.Sexuality Rap Group: Sponsored by the UC Gay andLesbian Alliance, 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes 3rd floor. Info call753-3274 Sun-Thurs 8-10 pm.Llewellyn Moot Court: Final Argument in Davis v. Pass¬man, a case of congressional sex discrimination. 8:30pm, Law School Courtroom.Woodward Court Lecture: “The Scholar and the PrimaDonna: Reflections on EditingOpera (With Musical Illus¬trations)” speaker Philip Gossett, 8:30 pm, WoodwardCourt Resident Master’s apartment.WEDNESDAYPerspectives: Topic: “The Use of Rationality and Think¬ing for Oneself ” guests Eva Brann and James Redfield,6:30 am. Channel 7.WHPK: Wake up and stay awake with WHPK Rock,6:30am-4:00pm.Commuter Co-op: Get-together in Commuter Loungein basement of Gates-Blake, 12:00 noon.Hillel: Yom Ha’atzmaut-Israeli Independence day cele¬bration: dancing and singing, on the quadrangels, 12:00noon.Rockefeller Chapel: University Carillonneur will give arecital at 12:15 pm. Persons wishing a tour should be inthe chapel office by 12:10 pm.Crossroads: Free English classes for foreign women,2:00 pm.Regenstein: Exhibit - “The Berlin Collection” April 24-October 10.Art Dept.: Lecture-“Listening to the Bamboo — The Artand Life of Wen Ching-ming (1470-1559),Richard Edwardsspeaker. 4:00 pm, CWAC 157.Dept of Behavioral Sciences: Colloquium - “Sentences IHave Served: Decoding Fluent Speech” speaker DonaldFoss, 4:00 pm, Beecher 102.Dept of Biochemistry: Seminar-”Regulation of NuclearProtein Phosphorylation in Friend Cells” speaker Jef¬frey R. Neumann, 4:00 pm, Cummings 101.WHPK: Folk Music, 4:30-6:00 pm. Classical Music,6:00-9:30 pm, Jazz, 9:30pm-3:00 am.Chicago City colleges: English as a Second Language,4:30 -6:30 pm. Ricketts Lab.Duplicate Bridge: Meets 7:00 pm, Ida Noyes Hall. New players welcome.DOC Films: “D.O.A.” 7:15 pm. “The Big Clock” 9:00 pmCobb.Humanities Collegiate Division: Film - “The Lady Eve",7:30 pm, Cobb 425. Free.Tai Chi Ch’uan: Practices ^:30 pm at the Blue Gar¬goyle.Badminton Club: Practices 7:30 pm. Ida Noyes gymnasi¬um.Country Dancers: British folkdancing. All dancestaught. Morris, 7:30 pm, dancing 8:00 pm. Refreshments10:00 pm. Ida Noyes Cloister Club.Science Fiction Club: Meets 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes Hall. Ev¬eryone welcome.Henry Simons Lecture: “Keynes and Chicago" speakerDon Patinkin, 8:00 pm, Glen A. Lloyd Auditorium. LawSchool.THURSDAYPerspectives: Topic: “Technology and the Cultures ofthe Third World” guests Arthur S. Parsons, Henry J.Rutz, Howard Smokier, and Seth L. Wolitz, 6:30 am,Channel 7.WHPK: Wake up and stay awake with WHPK Rock,6:30am-4:00 pm.Committee on Genetics: Colloquium - “Moby Frog: ThePotential Significance of Albinism in Xenopus laevis”speaker Sally Hoskins, 11:30-12:30, Cummings 1117.Noontime Concert Series: Renaissance Consort Music,12:15 pm, Reynolds Club Lounge.Nuclear Overkill Moratorium: Meeting at 3:00 pm, IdaNoyes 2nd floor East Lounge.WHPK: Folk Music, 4:30-6:00 pm. Classical Music,6:00-9:30 pm. Jazz, 9:30pm-3:00 am.Ki-Aikido Club: Practices 6:00-7:30 pm, Field House bal¬cony.Table Tennis Club: Practices 6:30-11:00 pm. Ida Noyes3rd floor.Debate Society: Practices 7:00 pm, debate at 8:00 pm.Ida Noyes East Lounge.DOC Films: “Partner”, 7:15 and 9:30 pm, Cobb.Action Committee on South Africa: Meeting 7:30 pm.Ida Noyes Hall.A Program of Two Pianists: Paul Goldstein and GlenNielson. Diversity of Style-“Contemporary”/“Classi-cal”/ “Jazz”, 7:30 pm, International House homeroom.Festival of Persian Films: Double Feature - "Tangsir”7:30 pm, “Prince Entaiab”. 9:30 pm InternationalHouse.Hillel: Chug Ivrit (conversational Hebrew) group at Hil¬lel. 8:00 pm.Campus film•We regret to inform our readers that ourCampus Film reviewers spent all weekendin court, got caught in crosstown traffic,looked too long into the sun. slipped on arock, and generally missed the boat. With¬out further ado. this week’s films: Finger of Guilt and The Servant (Doc)Tuesday, Cobb Hall, 7:30/9:00.D.O.A. and The Big Clock (Doc) Wednes¬day, Cobb Hall. 7:15/9:00.Partner (Doc) Thursday. Cobb Hall. 7:15& 9:30.? ?? ??? ???? ????? ??????• •• ••• •••• ••••• ••••••Whats happeningat the University?The following is the second in an irregularseries on “What's happening at the Univer¬sity?” The Maroon will be happy to considercontributions to this column. Please addressthem to: The Maroon, Ida Noyes Hall 303.Contributors will be rewarded with a freesubscription to The Maroon. (Just kid¬ding. ) Another gem from the University Office ofPublic Information:Smallpox as a disease may have disap¬peared from around the world, but a livelyHindu Goddess of Smallpox continues tohold sway over the villagers of West Bengal,India...i Ruby's Merit ChevroletSPECIALDISCOUNT PRICESfor all STUDENTS andFACULTY MEMBERS 4Just present -your University ofChicago Identification Card.As Students or Faculty Membersof the University of Chicago you areentitled to special money-savingDISCOUNTS on Chevrolet Parts,Accessories and any new or usedChevrolet you buy from Merit Chev¬rolet Inc. VERSAILLES5254 S. DorchesterWELL MAINTAINEDBUILDINGAttractive 1V2 and2 V2 Room StudiosFurnished or Unfurnished$189 - $287Based on AvailabilityAll Utilities includedAt Campus Bus Stop324-0200 Mrs. GroakMEN! WOMEN!JOBS!CRlTSKSIlIPSeFRKIC.IITKRSNo experience. Highpay! 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Cornell684-540014 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, May l, 1979by DONALD ROLLER WILSONHaunting, hilarious, unpre¬dictable, undefmable—thework of an authentic Americanmaster of surrealism. Admirers ofDali or Magritte—or anyone whotakes a slightly different view of theworld—will enjoy this beautiful, oversizedpaperback. 61 illustrations, 57 in full color$8.95, paperback.HAWTHORN BOOKS 260 Madison Ave . New York 10016CLASSIFIED ADSSPACECONDOMINIUMS IN KENWOODGrand old renovated bldg. Fireplaces,sunporches, new kitchens.4 BR, 3 BATHS FROM $65,0003 BR, 2 BATHS FROM $53,0001 BR, FROM $32,000.Model Open 1-3 Sat. and Sun. 4720Greenwood. Sales 248-6400.Woman grad student or employed person sought to share spacious (3 br.)apt. with one other. Couple possible.Rent $125/mo.; Call Marjorie, 288-6026evenings. Available May or June.3 bedrm apt available June 1Everything new, 238-7941,924 4287.Furnished room to sublet in 3 bedrm.apt. w/2 females. June 15-Sept. 15.Dena 955-0321. Asia, Etc. All Fields, $500-51200 mon¬thly. Expenses paid. Sightseeing. Freeinfo. Write: IJC, Box 52-11, Corona DeiMar, CA 92625,Substitute teachers wanted for daycare center near the university. Ex¬perience with young children helpful.All hours 7:30-6:00. Carole Browning324-4100.Typist for large camera-ready copyms. to work in campus ofc. Start lateMay. 753-3765.Left and Righthanders needed forstudy on brain organization. Toregister call 753-4735.EASY EXTRA INCOME $500/1000Stuffing Envelopes-Guaranteed. SendSelf-addressed, stamped envelope toDexter Enterprises. 3039 Shrine PI.LA., CA. 90007.Furnished studio apt. to sublet from ~May 7 to August 31. Located near — „ . , _University Hospitals. Discount of- FOR SALEfered. Call 752-0477 or 667-1050 afterMay 7. Call only 667-1050 best time tocall7a.m.-9a.m. and 5p.m. -11 p.m.Two bedrm. apt. avail. June 15 53rdand Kenwd $230 per mo. summersublet w/fall option call 363-3611 or684-1229.Deluxe 1 bdrm. turn. apt. with indoorparking included avail. 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Pick-up and delivery byarrangement. Please call 684-6882.Experienced paintersinteriorspecialistsneat, high quality work.Spackling and wall repair atreasonable rates. Free estimate. Call753-8342. Leave message with operatorfor D. Dorfman.SCENES STARGAZINGEyeball the heavens from atop theEckhart Observatory 11:30 p.m. May3. Festival Of The Arts and the UCAstronomy Club. F R E E.BLACKFRIARSFor fun, laughs, good times, see NeilSimon's SWEET CHARITY, the storyof a girl who wants to be loved, MandelHall, May 11,12, and 13, 8 30 pm, $2.00student, $3.00 general. Tickets go onsale at Reynolds Club and Cobb HallMay 7.TAICHICH'UANThe UC Tai Chi Club invites you to par¬ticipate in one of its classes either at4945 S. Dorchester (enter on 50th St.)every Sunday at 7:30 p.m. or at theBlue Gargoyle, 5655 S. Universityevery Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. Tai ChiCh'uan, the dance of a longer,healthier life is soft, flowing andballetic. We encourage people whowould not ordinarily exercise becauseof their health to please try Tai Chi.We study all aspects of Tai Chi.Everyone is welcomed even if it is onlyto talk about Tai Chi. in the Reynolds Club. Wednesday May2, Thursday May 3, $3.50.FOTAPut on a happy face, Clown around.Let all those natural clown tendenciesfinally emerge. CLOW DAY Fri. May 4Hi noon Hutch court. Free.RIDE NEEDEDRide needed to Lafayette IN. (Purdue)5/4 call Paul at 753-3975 or 955-5254.WOMENPOTTERY CLASSES small groupslots of attention new daytime groupsforming 624-7568.18th Century slapstick comedy, "TheVenetian Twins", a comedia del'Artepresented by the Halcyon RepertoryCompany, May 6, Cloister Club, 8p.m.', $2 UC students, $3 others. FOTA.Walpurgisnacht is food, drink, andgood times! We'll dance at 10:45,parade at 11:30, and try to satisfy OldMan Winter in midnite rites. All this onSat., May 5 in Hutch Court.LOST AND FOUNDLOST: Cat, female calico, black-orange head and back, white legs andbelly; 6 toes; black spot on nose; vicn.Woodlawn and 57th. Reward, 753-2645. MARKTWA1N"Mark Twain—in Person" a one-manshow starring Joseph Jefferson winnerRichard Henzel, Cloister Club, May 12,8 p.m. $2 students, $3 others. Ticketsavailable in the Reynolds Club box of¬fice. Festival of The Arts.IRVING-WHEREARE YOU..Irving: Last night was heaven. Can wedo it again tonight? You bring theTwinkies and I'll bring the snowballs.Contact: LaVerne.FOTA T-SHIRTSThe spectacular FOTA T-shirt on sale The Ladies Literary Circle meetsWeds at 7:30. Sharing of feministreadings and books. Sponsored byUFO. Woman's Center. 3rd floor BlueGargoyle.LICENTIOUSNESSWhat's better on a Saturday nite?Meet at Hutch Court at 10:45 to dance,torchlight parade around campus at11:30 followed by Special midnighfceremony. It's Walpuregisnacht andit's this Sat., May 5!ARTISANS 21ARTISANS 21ARTISANS21 Jewish Sunday school needs ex¬perienced teachers for grades 1-9. Jobbegins October 1979. Call 752 5655 <5r324-0352CLASSICALLYYOURSNoontime chamber music concertReynolds Club Lounge. This Thursday. May 3, Renaissance ConsortMusic."PROGRESSIVE"SHABATONSpend May 11-12 at tne "ProgressiveShabaton! The Bayit and Hillel willhost Chicago area students for aweekend of celebration and learningGood music, food, company, etc., andspecial guests at a reasonable price.Call the Bayit 752-2159 or 752-2467.EARN MONEYEarn up to $6 per hour. Participate inresearch experiment in the Dept, ofPsychiatry. You must be over 21, andavailable Monday and Friday afternoons for 10 weeks. You can read whileparticipating in the experiment. Forfurther information call 947-6984 or947-1211.BOOK SALESpecial opening for Mothers Day Sat.May 5 from 10-2 in the First UnitarianChurch at 57th and Woodlawn. 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