MAR 31 - MAY 261978NOS. 44-60 &SPECIAL ISSUEUniversity terminates discriminationBy J.D.R. BRACKNELLThe University faces the prospect ofhaving no students next year as aresult of goals set by the Department ofEducation, University vice-presidentfor affirmative action William“Coach” Simms announced yesterday.The University is required by theFederal government to increase minori¬ty hiring and recruitment to reflect theethnic composition of Chicago. At pre¬sent, the city is 50 percent black, 20 per¬cent Polish and 30 percent Old People.“We are having one hell of a timerecruiting for next year,” said Simms.“Who the hell wants to leave one ghettofor another?”President Hanna Gray is seriouslydisturbed by next year’s projectedenrollment of zero. “Id like to call upJohn Wilson and get some tips on howto run a university without students ”she said.The University has made other con¬cessions to the Department of Educa¬tion, including:•supplying United Nations trainedinterpreters in every classroom,•stocking the Bookstore with Esperanto edition of all textbooks,•installing left-handed desks inclassroomsIn addition, The New Maroon will ap¬pear in Braille, large-type, and Spanisheditions.University director of food Ed Turk-ington announced plans to provide in¬travenous feeding units in the dormsfor the elderly.“We serve kishkas, cous-cous, andfatback,” said Turkington. “Why notglucose, too?”The University is also seeking pro¬fessors over 75 to fill several high tur¬nover areas, particularly in the Com¬mon Core, said College dean FredBrooks. Classes and offices for theseprofessors will be located at the westend of Harper Memorial Library, closeto Billings Hospital.Sports programs are still in the pro¬cess of being integrated. “Our footballteam is now about 50 percent women,”said Jack Pardee, athletic director.“And the swim team has finally begunto practice in the heated availabilitypool between Bartlett and the Field' House.College institutes pre-prerequisitesBy R.D.J. BRACKISHA long-awaited report filed this weekby President Gray and dean of the Col¬lege Fred Brooks recommends amassive overhall of the College cur¬riculum.As expected, the changes will be in¬stituted during the coming academicyear to affect all members of theclasses of ’91 and ’92.Asked to comment on the nature andextend of these changes, PresidentGray told The New Maroon; “Well yes,things will change but then things arealways changing. They would changeeven if we didn’t do anything to help orstop them. So why not get in there andchange things before they changewithout us.”There will be several new re¬quirements and pre-requirements inthe Common Core College program.“Backin 1973 they made placement intoMath 131 a pre-requirement for thePhysical Science sequences,” saidDean Brooks. “We just thought thatwas a marvelous idea so we’reestablishing pre-requirements for allthe Common Core sequences.”All first year students must provethey can read without moving theirlips, must write a 750 word paper thatcan be used as either a WoodwardCourt lecture or a New Marooneditorial or both, and receive at least a350 on the verbal section of the SAT.For the last requirement, the Collegewill offer the standardized exam everyday during Orientation Week and thefirst three weeks of the quarter. Direc¬tor of food Edward Turkington, whovolunteered for the prestigious post of Chief Testing Monitor said, “I’m suremost of those punks will pull through.At one of those tests they’re just boundto get lucky and make a few rightguesses.”Pre-requesites for the biologicalscience sequences will be less cumber¬some. Students need only prove thattheir bodies and minds perform in asomewhat natural fashion and mustprovide written evidence that they arethe progenitor of a human male andfemale, which for the last decade hasbeen widely speculated about anddebated.For the physical education require¬ment, the swimming test has been replaced by a strenuous set ot exams indigital coordination and motor control.“We decided that perhaps we werebeing a little too demanding in askingstudents to swim before they could eatand walk properly,” said Brooks. Forthe truly athletically-inclined student,special classes in more traditionalsports such as water polo and fieldhockey will be offered.The only pre-requirement for thesocial science sequences is thatstudents know how to be social. “Ad¬vanced placement might be given to thestudents who know when and wrhen notto be social in a scientific manner,” said dean of undergraduate rhetoricJames Robert (Jimbobl Redfield.“I know the social science pre¬requirement is going to make a lot ofstudents think twice about coming toChicago," said President Gray, "butwe've always expected a very highlevel of intelligence and character inour applicants. I don’t believe weshould succumb to the current practiceat other major colleges and universitiesof accepting applicants who do notspeak to any one other thanthemselves. Afterall we have theChicago tradition of open communica¬tion to respect.”,§ ig, It t i f \ ft * *•{ •,w 1C 31-• v_ ■ -, --.1 N\ Bl.ik> hl»,r.i-EXl'hKIMl MINI KKKiiK Bl.ik.- Ednacd-,M: --NMMN IHI- Ml,DU Andr.• ' \!-> '. ' • • -'-.iI-... * -sai Jim ! BED AZZI.EI, 'Manl. v l)<»n>n THE M AN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALAMCE/John Ford (1962) ai 9:30 only4n untried Eastern lawyer (James Stewart} i- determined to ridresident terror. Liberty Valance (Lee Marvin), throughW avue. the town's other lead inariniseinent. then diH*s the jol, himself hv the sim1111 M\N W ll<> -II..I | I Mill I \ \ \IAdrr Hiv.rtTv. and Joint KordV own - ttnfnhistorical. I (inched hv a profound >adne* ( „ ^wlul. mourning llie pa-t. He w idles remeniher the old'value%»*!> ^ WP i- I-WK an,li.rvM-.- tor»oHen men dm] women win, rode jw.iv from glorv toward se|f-..irrd i<." ',a" * a Western town of itsorganization of the citizenrv. Johnstrongman, watches Stewart’s ineffectual efforts in laconicpie expedient of shooting Valance down,is a political western, a psychological mur-i of the past--|M*rsonal. professional andil accepts t||<‘ inev ital>i I it v of the presentes and the .froiiln-r -piril. evensc legends arc of honorable failure, of ot-: tnxo to, . I• Mar 31Aj»r 1Apr 2f:/, -Tuc Apr 4Weil A|»r 5U'ri ■ Apr 7Sal Apr 8|,$u" Apr 9NW - Apr 11led Apr 12Fri Apr 14•Sal * Apr 15Sun ■. Apr 16| Tue Apr 18Wed. Apr 19Thu Apr 20LiFd ■ : Apr 21L Sal „ •" Apr 22Tue Apr 25led Apr 26Tim Apr 27‘"lis Apr-28Apr 29Sun Apr 30Mon May 1Tue Mav 2VI ed May 3Thut1 ’’ May 4-Tn May 5..;Sun .. Mav 7In.; Mav 9 DOG DAY AFTERNIM)N/Sidnev l.miiclTHE CL<KIKM AKER/Bertrand TavernierBIZ \RRE. BIZ ARRE/Mareel CamePURSUED/Raoul WalshTHE M \N ft llnsiloT LIBERTY \ \l ANCE.'Jolm KurdVt ILI) BOYS OF THE RO AD/VliHiani WellmanAN ATOM A OF A Ml RDER/Olto PremingerANNIE H ALL/Wiiodv AllenTHE BAD NEWS BE.ARS/Muhaet RitelneHIROSHIM A MON AMOUR/Alain ResnaisVI A A OF A G Al CHO/Ja<i|ues TourneurOCT OF THE PAST/Jacques TourneurDESIRE/Frank BorzageDECISION AT SI NDOVl N/Budd BoeltieherALLEGRO NON TROPPO/Bruno BozzettoTHE LAST TYCOON/Elia KazanCELINE AND Jl LIE GO BO ATING/Ja.que- RivetteBERLIN EXPRESS/Jacques TourneurTHE FE ARM AKERS/Jaeque* TourneurON DANGEROUS GROUND/Nieholas RavBIGGER THAN LIFE/Nieholas Ra%LES BICHES/Claude ChabrolBLACK AND VI HITE IN COLOR/Jean-Jarque- AnnaudTJfRKE WOMEN/RoI>eri Altman —and——and-—and——and-—and——and-—and—EXPERIMENT PERILOl S/Jarque- Tourneur>N Jacques TourneurBITTER VICTORY/Nicholas RavLUSTY MEN/Nicholas RavTHE CRIME OF MONSIEUR LANG E/Jean RenoirTHE LATE SHO^/Robert BentonTHE DEVIL IS A IDMAN/Josef von SternbergBLONDE VENUS/Josef von SternbergSATAN’S BRE^/Rainer Werner Fassbinder (CHICAGO PREMIERE)and——and—BREAKFAST AT TIFF ANA 'S/Blake Edward- Kent 109THE GREAT RACE/Blake Edward- Kent.109I WALKED ^ ITH A Z<IMBIE/Jaeque-Tourneur —and—HOUSE OF WAX/Andre de TothTHE TRUE STORA OF JESSE JAMES/Niehola-Rav -and-BORN TO BE BAD/Nichola- RavVi H AT DID YOl DO IN THE Vi AR I) ADDA '/Blake EdwardsI HE NX III, ROVER' Blake Edward-NEW YORK. NEV AORK/Martin Scor-e-e-MAHLER/Ken RussellTHE PHENIX CITY STORA /Fh.I Karl-on: : >• , ■ . - ' • «Vi,.,I Mav 10 DARLING l.ll.l. Blake Edward-'I HE I AM \RIM, SEED Biak- Edward*Thu Mav II HYDEPARK/Ralph Aiiyi-t -CITY GIRL/F.W. Mumau^MAN OF ARAN/Rol,ert FlabertvFHOMJM '"i \ M 11 II 1 < >\ Efjterrence Youngv*. 6:15. 8:45& 11 :(K)7:15 & 9:307:15 & 0:307:309:307:158:306:15.8:45 ,& 11:006:30. 8:306 10:307:15 8t 0:307:159:007:159:007:00. 8:30& 10:007:00 & 9:307:307:159:007:159:007:15 & 9:307:15 & 0:307:00 & 0:307 150:007:15 .0:007:30 & 0:307:15 & 0:306:45 & 10:308:307:15 & 0:307:150:307:158:30 47:150:006:450:306:30 & 10:00 Friday . March 31st 6tl5. 8:45 anti 11:00Al Pacino obtains hostages to ensure his self-preservation while incompetently conducting ahold-up. Television cameras arrive immediately, and the whole affair soon becomes a galamedia event. Sidney Lumet (FAIL-SAFE; SERPICO) shows the scene brisk, humorous antialive with urban energies and angers fretting through the 97-degree heat. This is a crazyjigsaw rendering of the famous day of the gay Brooklyn bank robber.Saturday . April 1st 7:15 and 9:30THE CLOCKM AKER OF SAINT PAUL/ Bertrand Tavernier (1975}Philippe Noiret is aghast when he learns that his son has been accused of murdering a fac¬tory foreinan^Noiret refuses to believe that his son could he guilty, but he realizes that hehas never reallv known his son. He finds that he must reassess the fundamental values ofhis life. Bertrand Tavernier (LET JOY REIGN SUPREME) splendidly delineates theprocess bv w hich the provincial jeweller (Noiret ) comes to better understand his immediatesocial and political surroundings, THE CLOCKM AKER won four French Cesar awards(including Best Picture and Best Director) and a Silver Plaque at the Chicago Film Festival.Sunday . April 2nd 7:15 and 9:30BIZARRE, BIZARRE/ Marcel Came (1939)Scenarist Jacques Prevert and director Carne (collaborators on CHILDREN OFPAR\DISE) ring new changes on an old theme in thi- yvild. alum-t surreal burle-que of thecozy. JTiimpel—ami-tea. eada\ers-on-|lie-carpet. Imtler-did-il school of English dclcctiycfiction. A timid botanist (Michel Simon), moonlighting a- a mystery writer, goes into hidingwith his wife so no one will know that their servants have left them. The film traverses thespectrum from the ridiculous to the sublime, with Simon accused of murdering hi- wife.Louis Jouvet as a sybaritic Anglican bishop disguised as a Scots highlander, Jeau-LouisBarrault as an animal-loving murderer of butchers, and a milkman in a top hat. Who careswho killed Roger Ackrovd7:15 & 9:30■• —and— , 7:309:306:30■ 9:30—and—' 7:15—and— 8:1510:00 '7;15 & 9:307:009:30—and— 7:00■' ' •'(Yv'^LY—and—. 7:30■J-. ■’i'cAj/AfV .. ? ■. 7:30Kent 107 7:15Kent 107 9:007:15 & 9:30, ■■ 7*15 & 9:302-The Chicago AAaroon-Frtday, March 31,1988 Tuesday. April 4th . v .. 'PURSUED/ Raoul Walsh f 1947) at 7:30 onlyWar hero Robert Mitehum returns home, accidentally kills his stepbrother, marries his -tep--ister. atid is almo-t lynched bv a mob led by his stepfather. This convoluted plot introducesFreud to the 'Wild West and contributes to create an intriguing, mythic Western. Walshdirects with observant detachment. Photography by James W ong Howe.All Doc shows are in Cobb Hall, 5811 S. Ellis Ave. unless otherwise noted. Single admissionis $1.00 on Tuesdays and Wednesdays: $1.50 on all other days. A limited number of associatememberships areCobb 309. For further information, please call 753-2898.1- ■I ■ ■ 11111Reg back tomanualTHE LIBRARY WILL REVERT to amanual check-out system and willreinstall the card file catalogue by sum¬mer, Regenstein officials disclosedMonday.The announcement signalled thefinal defeat of director of faculty ex¬change Stanley McElderry. During hismore than 10-year term as library head,McElderry was responsible for thechange to the automated search andcheck-out system, which was due to becompleted some time last decade.One library informant said of thechange, “Why should we continue tooperate an expensive, energy¬consuming computer system whenstudents pratically beg us to do thesame work for a crummy $8.23 anhour?”Energy costs were the major reasonfor the change, according to the beard¬ed, cigar-smoking source. “The in¬creasing use of the law school, businessschool, and medical school librarieshas hurt us a lot,” he said, “Therevolving door installed the the libraryentrance last year provided us with upto 78 percent of the energy for thesystem, now this year down to less than25 percent. But even that would havebeen okay if the solar energy systemhad worked as planned.”The solar energy panels on the roof ofRegenstein were installed in 1980 aspart of another McElderry modernizingprogram, but they have never providedeven 10 percent of the energy they weredesigned to generate. The failure isgenerally blamed on McElderry’sfailure to consider the fact that, on theaverage, only 40 days during theacademic vear are sunny.Vacant hotelto be dormDIRECTOR OF HOUSING MarieHauville announced yesterday that theUniversity intends to buy a hotel onStony Island Ave. to convert to a dor¬mitory by 1991.The condemned structure, vacantsince the early 1970’s, will housestudents displaced last year by con¬tinued renovation of the ShorelandHotel, whose west wing collapsed in1982.Ausick told reporters that the newdorm, though several miles from cam¬pus, would save the University“millions in new construction costs.”Fence short:hot dogUNIVERSITY DIRECTOR ofenergy affairs Roy Mackal yesterdayassured community members that theyshould not be alarmed about a two-hourshort-circuit of the 20-foot securityfence along 63rd Street. The short wasapparently caused when a stray dogwas electrocuted while relievinghimself on the 2000-watt fence.“The barbed wire and surveillancecameras were certainly enough to in¬sure that there were no breaches ofsecurity,” Mackal said, “but we put anextra dog patrol on duty anyway.”While no incidents were reportedduring the two-hour period, there wasan unconfirmed report that threestudents from Upper Travel Lodge dor¬mitory took the opportunity to havelunch at Tai Sam Yon, which wasrecently relocated to 65th St. Around the QuadsStarting next autumn, the C-Shop will serve only a macrobiotic menu,and will remain open all night, University dietician Lorna Straus an¬nounced this week. “We want our students healthy and awake," said theformer dean of admissions.Poetess gets English headERICA JONG HAS been appointedchairman of the English department.Jong, who came to the University in1984, is best known for starting a schoolof critical thought called “LiteraryCliticism.”Jong’s appointment was announcedby a committee of graduate studentswho, in keeping with a trend set in the1970’s, spent a year searching for adepartment chairman. The choice ofJong came as a surprise to facultymembers and sources say that severalprofessors plan to resign in protest.Jong’s appointment is the second inci¬dent in the past year in which theshrinking body of graduate studentsproved to be more powerful than facul¬ty. According to one facultymember, English professors are afraid ot their graduate students. “The situa¬tion is pretty bad over here,” he said,“those damned English grad studentsare taking over this little world.”Jong spoke briefly of her plans forchanging the English curriculum. “TheUniversity has offered mostly Vic¬torian literature courses for the past 15years, and that is just a big snooze tome,” she said. “People think I'd likeGeorge Eliot just because she was awoman,” she added, “but I get sickreading Sillyass Marner and The Flackon the Mill.”Jong is currently working on hersixth book of poems. “It’s about thestuff closest to my heart,. . . you know.. . the womb, the tomb, and the two-minute orgasm.” Jong said she hopesto be able to teach a class.Journal notes: no more copyCHICAGO JOURNALPUBLISHER Eugene P. “Chip” For¬rester II declared “a state of war” onThe New Maroon Wednesday when heannounced that The Journal willbecome a daily and will henceforthcarry no news.“There are a hell of a lot of illiteratepeople on the South Side,” said For¬rester. “We believe our new no-copypolicy sets the trend for the future ofjournalism. With The Maroon continu¬ing in its traditional, elitist fashion ofprinting so-called ‘news,’ we re goingto take them on head-on. Our new mot¬to is ‘Let the advertisers decide!”’The 32-year-old publisher of “Nor¬thern Illinois' Free Newsweekly'’ madethe announcement while his newseditor, Sachem Forrester, rolled overand played dead. Chip said the movewas made partly to avoid the danger ofmaking errors in the editorial copy.“This way,” Forrester beamed, “wewon’t have to waste time and money oncopy editing or proofreading, and Sachem won't have to strain her eyes.”But Forrester seemed to want tocover his bets. He disclosed plans forweekly copy supplement for the “NewChicago Journal,” to be edited bySachem, whom Chip called “the brainsbehind the operation from the start.”For Sale? Call Chip at 667 ADS$ McNeill plansMidwest CivAGING history professor WilliamMcNeill has introduced a new three-quarter civilization sequence,Midwestern Civ, to be taught nextautumn quarter.McNeill, who has taught the WorldHistory sequence for many years, saidthat this sequence will be consistentwith the idea of all the civilizationcourses at the University, which nowinclude Arctic Civ, Sub-Saharan Civ,and Canadian Civ.“Basically these sequences arestudies of national quirks,” McNeillsaid. “The Greeks and Romans had aquirk for wars, and I don’t have to tellyou what the Orientals are famous for.I had originally planned to do a se¬quence on the American South, but allof that regenerative inbreeding wasbeginning to give me the creeDS.Needless to say, I wouldn’t touch the •Northeast with a 10-foot pole. So, asthey say in Iowa. This is the place.”The Midwest has great unexploitedpotential for research, said the authorof the recent “History of the World.”“Cleveland makes all the golf clubs,Detroit makes all the cars, Illinois pro¬duces the world's barbed wire,Nebraska is the world’s soybeancapital, and Iowa invented popcorn andHerbert Hoover. There’s a whole god¬damned bumper crop of civilizationalquirks out there.”The reading list for the course will in¬clude Time magazine, Reader’s Digest,and Better Homes and Gardens, ex¬amination of the paintings of NormalRockwell, and taped lectures by PaulHarvey.The course will take advantage of theUniversity's midwestern locale.Students will be expected to attendBaptist reviyql,greetings, learn how tomarch in a marching band and cheer atpep rallies, and for a mid-term ex¬amination everyone will pair off andlearn to “make out” in pick UP trucks.In addition, a white frame house willbe constructed on the Midway, andwhile the male students practice scrap¬ing cowr shit off of their boots, thewomen will be busy making poundcakes.“And after dinner, said McNeill,“we’re all going to sit on the backporch, watch the sun set, and bore eachother senseless.”Phase VIII:low overheadPHASE VIII OF construction in theField-Crown-Rebozc-Vesco Housebegan yesterday as wrorkman erectedthe scaffolding that will be used for thework on the facility's new fifth, sixth,and seventh levels.Physical education director JackPardee told The New Maroon last weekthat the construction should be com¬pleted “sometime within the nextdecade. Included in the buildingwill be a track made out of recycledpencil erasers that will be devoted ex¬clusively to “crawl-jogging'' in order toavoid head injuries posed by thelimited access four-foot wall-to-floorarea on the fifth floor. Floor six will beused for floor-to-ceiling isometrics.Pardee said that a utilization planhas not yet been formulated for theseventh level. “The restricted move¬ment limitations posed by the two-footfloor-ceiling distance pose a challeng¬ing problem in resource management,”the former Bear’s coach remarked.The Chicago Maroon-Friday, March 31, 1988-3By ANN T. BELLUMThe Older Spartacus Brigade Tues¬day announced plans for their 10th an¬nual demonstration against the Univer¬sity’s continued investment in SouthAfrica’s white homelands. The protestwill be held next week in Burton Jud-son Court.OSB spokesman Kinsey Horowitzsaid that this year’s protest is designed“to once again make the administrationaware that students here are opposed tothe University’s continued investmentin U.S. companies that conductbusiness in the three 15-square-milewhite homelands while refusing torecognize the existence and in¬dependence of the other 30,000.000South Africans.”The OSB is demanding that theUniversity follow the example of othermajor Universities, such as Lewis andClark and Pomona, and divest their in¬terests in such companies. But Presi¬dent Gray said that to pull out of thehomelands would be “foolish andpremature.”“The demography of South Africa isof no concern to us,” said the 57-year-old historian. “Our only concern is inthe economic advantages of investingin companies which happen to dobusiness in the homelands,”When asked to explain the economicadvantages of investing in companieswhose stocks have declined in value for13 of the last 15 years, Gray first scoff¬ed at such “hindsight,” then said “theUniversity must preserve its educa¬tional freedom at any cost. Besides, Gray announcessecurity planwhy should anyone get upset over thelousy $23,000 our stocks in those com¬panies are worth anyway?”Allison Dunham, secretary of theboard of directors of the South ShoreInternational Bank, speaking for theUniversity’s central committee, saidthat the University will continue to in¬vest in companies that do businesssolely in the homelands not onlybecause of the potential financial gains— “What can we lose now?” he asked— but also because of the socialbenefits resulting from such in¬vestments.“If American companies weren’tthere to give all those whites jobs, howwould they live? asked Dunham.“What would you do if no one in yourfamily had worked in the last 150 yearsand all of a sudden you were told youwere going to have to go to work justbecause there was a change of govern¬ment? You'd be pretty damned happy ifsome American company would takecare of you,” he mused.Dunham also saw no conflict in U.S.companies investing only in the whitehomelands and not in the rest of SouthAfrica. “The University’s been doingthe same thing on the South Side since1954,” said Dunham, “No one saidanything about that, why is everyonegetting upset about a few millionblacks in South Africa?”The New Maroon has learned that theUniversity may have other interests incontinuing to support the SouthAfrican wmte homelands. Observers baffled last year by vice-president for community interventionJulien Levi’s comment, “TodayWoodlawn, tomorrow the world.” arenow awaiting the results of the formerChicago Plan Commission head’s mostrecent renewal project, which Levi hasaffectionately dubbed the “SouthHomeland Plan.” Levi secretly movedto the homeland last autumn, and iscurrently mediating between white andblack officials there. By R.J.D. BRICKHOUSEPresident Hanna Holburn Gray ap¬peared on the balcony of the ad¬ministration building yesterday to an¬nounce a new security program to thecheering crowds below.Gray, wearing a red afro wig and anose-mustache-and glasses disguise tofoil kidnappers, and flanked by vice-president for security Jonathan Klein-bard and University publicity houndD.J.R. (“Binky”) Bruckner, outlinedthe new program.Gray assumed the disguise afterHenry Rosovsky, President of Benn¬ington college was kidnapped lastmonth.A training center for Universitysecurity guards, will be established on63rd St., just outside of the electricfence surrounding the campus, saidGray.Gray’s announcement came after herhusband, Charles, was harassed andthen mugged near the IC tracks on 57thStreet. When questioned later by thepolice, Gray admitted that he had oncefantasized about being robbed. Grayhad been wearing a low cut polo shirtand one police sergeant commented,“He was really asking for it.”Mrs. Gray will deliver a seminar toentering female students entitled“Kick ’Em Where It Counts,” as partof the overall security program.“It’s about time we brought law andorder to this campus,” said theRenaissance historian.TSR and SPI Games-•INCLUDING MIDDLE EARTHand DUNGEONS ANDDRAGONS —STOCK NOWWE SELL AT A DISCOUNT!m SPRING QUARTERTEXTBOOKSNEW GENERAL BOOKSARRIVING SOON: FOURLONG SHELVES OFGERMAN BOOKSReynolds Club Basement9:30-6:00 M-F *0:00 - 4 00 Sat RECORDS —BOTH CLASSICALAND POPULARRECORDSRESTOCKED OVERINTERIMSTILL THE LOWESTPRICES AROUND*5.' 3 9 &K * v - ^’ *'*' 4-The Chicago Maroon-Fridav, Match 3L 1988-Levi's dream comes true:Woodlawn Plaza to openBy P.L. SPACKLEThe University’s secret and highlytouted South Campus Plan reached itsfinal stage this week with the long-awaited opening of the Julien LeviPlaza and Retirement Center for n tired faculty members, trustees andalumni.The Plaza, which extends from 61stto 63rd between Woodlawn and EllisAves., has been under construction fornearly a decade and follows a series oflawsuits and the mysterious disap¬pearance of Leon Finney, former headof The Woodlawn Organization. Finney, who emerged from secrecylast year to assume control of the FordFoundation, said yesterday from hisoffice at Ford’s New York head¬quarters, “The Plaza will whitenWoodlawn’s bleak picture.”The limited-access Plaza, borderedto the south by a 20-foot electric securi¬ty fence, to the east by Plant Depart¬ment professor of waste Ken Dunn’strash and scrap metal lab, and to thewest by a string of gas stations to ser¬vice the University’s 2000-membersecurity force, consists of two-storycondominiums, tree-lined streets, and aclimate controlled recreation center. The recreation center, open only toPlaza dwellers, contains an olympic-size swimming pool, squash courts, ajacuzzi, three barca loungers, and a bararea decorated with floor-to-ceilingastroturf. Retired faculty members andalumni will be required to pay anominal yearly fee for use of the center,but University vice-president for careand housing Marie Hauville said thatthe remainder of Plaza costs would besubsumed by student tuition, whichrose this year to $20,000.A year-round greenhouse and atriumalong 62nd Street will house antiqueshops, Scandanavian furniture stores,and pet stores, but residents moving in¬to the Plaza this week were grumblingabout the lack of novelty stores andoutlets for the New York Times andWall Street Journal. Levi, reached athis retirement home in theUniversity-supported South Africanhomeland, was obviously pleased withihe Plaza.“What started as a modest notion,’’gushed the retired power broker andUniversity vice-president for com¬munity intervention, “has become ablissful reality. I’m only sorry I can'tleave my community duties in SouthAfrica to live at the Plaza myself.’’Levi has been embroiled in legal ac¬tion surrounding the Plaza construc¬tion, which was delayed when com¬munity members pushed to have non-University members admitted to thePlaza, and to have a Court building andmethadone center built on the Woodlawn site. “If there’s one thing wedidn’t want in the Woodlawn communi¬ty,” said Levi, “it was members of theWoodlawn community.”The Plaza will house such Universitydignitaries as John Wilson, formerpresident and professor emeritus ofmediocrity; Nobel Prize winnersMilton Friedman, who insisted on palmtrees on his front lawn, and SaulBellow, who said he plans to write abook on growing old in paradise whilehis eighth wife, Anatole Broyard,cultivates Bellow’s one half-acregarden.Also reported to be considering amove to the Plaza are historian WilliamMcNeill, recent author of the highly ac¬claimed “History of the World” andguiding light behind the MidwesternCivilization sequence, former Univer¬sity public relations director CherylTiegs, and numerous members of theUniversity’s 110-member Board ofTrustees.The New Chicago Maroon is pleasedto announce a layout change that is inkeeping with new styles in journalismand the University’s recent decision tofinally accept a comprehensive af¬firmative action program. Startingnext Tuesday, Maroon will publish edi¬tions in Spanish, braille, and easy-to-read large type with phonetic spellingfor freshmen.In keeping with its tradition of pro¬gressive journalism, The Maroon willalso initiate a weekly “Study” supple¬ment to keep students informed of im¬portant new trends in student lifeThe Maroon has hired outsidegraphics consultant Cynthia Hoffmanto box all the pages, and intends tochange its name to the New NewChicago Maroon as soon as we can finda way to fit it on the front page.ATTENTION: The Teaching FacultyBook requirement forms will be deliveredto all academic departments on March 31.If you will be teaching a course during either the Summer quarter or Autumnquarter of 1978, please ask your departmental secretaries for these forms. Pleasereturn the Summer quarter forms by Friday April 10 and the Autumn quarter forms byMonday May 15.Please keep in mind that if the book requirements are turned in on time, thecourse material will be available to your students that much earlier.If you have not received your forms by March 31, or if you need additional forms,please feel free to call me, ext. 753-3305 or 753-3313.Ronald HarrisManager, Textbook DepartmentTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTOREThe Chicago Maroon Friday, March 31,1988 5TMORTON-MURPHY AWARDSThe deadline for application for Morton-Murphy awards isFriday, April 14th. The awards for a maximum of $150. aregiven “to show recognition to students who have madesome significant contribution above and beyond the call ofduty or personal fulfillment to campus life.”An undergraduate or graduate student may apply direct¬ly for an award or be nominated by any member of the Uni¬versity community student, faculty or staff.AUTUMN QUARTER 77 RECIPIENTSWERE:Neil AlersLandy CarienHoward DexterBarry Friedman Lawrence HamptonCarl HerzogElizabeth MorseErica PeresmanBarbara SavageMorton-Murphy applications' are available inHarper 252. cLaw School FilmsSPRING 1978 SCHEDULESU 4/2 8:30 It Should Happen To Y ouTH 4/6 8:30 The Palm Beach StorySI! 4/9 8:30 Twentieth CenturyTH 4/13 8:30 Mv Man GodfreyFR 4/21 7:15 &9:30 Bringing Up BabyTH 4/20 8:30 The LetterTH 4/27 8:30 A Bill of DivorcementSA 4/29 7,9 &1 1 Where’s Poppa?TH 5/4 1 18:30 The Band WagonTH 5/11 8:30 Best Years of Our LivesFR 5/19 7:00 &9:30 NinotehkaSA 5/27 7:00 &9:30 Tom Jones86 Se ries Passes on Sale in Reynolds Club 86Where else can you study poetryand be in the undergraduate prelawprogram or fulfill a premedrequirement and take a course intransfer lithography withinteresting and exciting peoplein a setting of hills, lakes,gorges, and waterfalls?Fulfill requirements, completecourses in order to accelerate, orsimply take the time to study thoseextraordinary things for whichyou've never before had the time.Request an Announcement and seefor yourself ail the reasons whywe’re where you should be thissummer.Cornell University Summer Session,111 Day Hail, Ithaca, New York 14853 A summer of intellectual stimulationin a Mediterraneanclimate.This June, you can go toone of the world’s topuniversities and takecourses in such fields ashistory, literature, lan¬guages, sciences, mathe¬matics, technology, thesocial sciences, andeducation.Between classes you’llfind yourself in one of theworld’s top recreationareas — near hills forhiking, ocean beaches,San Francisco Bay, andSan Francisco itself — insome of the world’s topweather.Send for your copy ofour 1978 Summer SessionBulletin and an applica¬tion for admission bymailing the couponbelow.NAMEADDRESS CITY STATE1 June 26 - August 19Stanford Summer Session SAN JOSEMONTEREYCARMELStanford, California 94305 (415) 497-31096 The Chicago Maroon Friday, March 31,1988'i t'A personal interview with HannaThe following is an edited transcriptof Hanna Gray’s quarterly press con¬ference with The New Maroon andWHPK, held in the den of the presiden¬tial mansion.Q: In your first 10 years as presidentmany changes have taken place. Thecurriculum has been revamped; HydePark resembles an armed camp with allits security arrangement; pre¬professionalism is running rampant.Yet some things seem to never change:the University is still embroiled inSouth Africa and we’re still fighting af¬firmative action. Looking back, howwould you characterize yourachievements in these areasA: Let’s start with curriculumchanges. As you said, pre¬professionalism runs rampant. Thatmeans just about everyone in the Col¬lege majors in political science,economics or biology. When you getright down to it, we’ve eliminated allmajors that don’t lead to professionalschool. Like chemistry, for example.Ever see a chem major? Lord, whatlosers.I really think the changes help usrecruit students. Each entering classgets smarter. This year’s freshmanclass’s average SAT score skyrocketedto 440. Many are so bright they wereable to place right into Common Corewithout the usual prerequisities. I’mproud...oh sure, we got a few bad ap¬ples. A couple students want to beRenaissance historians. Then do what?Drive a cab?Q: What about your "law and order”campaign?A: Hey, with 2000 security cops andan electric fence, Hyde Park is a prettynice place. Yessir, there's no riff-raffhere. Kinda country-clubish, youknow. Hell, why do you think they callit Hyde PARK? OK, so people com¬plain about constant ID checks andcurfews— Christ, cruise down to 65thstreet and take a look. A goddamnjungle. So whatever I’ve done has beendamn well worth it.Right now the biggest crime problemis people stealing donuts from the CobbCoffeeshop. I’ve told my PublicityHound, “Binky” Bruckner to take careof it and he tells me he’s gone under¬cover. He’s doing damn good work —already caught some little felon makingoff with a donut he paid only 20 centsfor. Q: President emeritus John Wilsonhas complained that you 're not actingthe way the president of a majoruniversity should.A: Oh, John Wilson, that old sack ofbones. Christ, why don’t they buryhim? What’s his presidency known for?Balancing the budget and renovating agymnasium. They don’t go namingbuildings after you for doing that, youknow. Can you imagine a John WilsonMemorial Pool? Hah, hardly.Q: You’re not going to do more forlaw’n 'order?A: Well, I’m getting some smart pre¬laws and first year law babies to draft afew laws for the Illinois Legislature toenact. We’re trying to get home rule forHyde Park, with the right to try andpunish criminals ourselves. I kind oflike the idea of corporal punishment.You know, that reminds me of theSixties, when I was first at the Univer¬sity. There was a huge occupation ofthe Ad building in 1968 or 69, I can’t"Hell, I'm a damn wonderat this job."remember for sure. After it was over wehad my delayed report and held littledisciplinary hearings for those involv¬ed. All very quiet; if my mind doesn’tfail me, we expelled more students thanany other university faced with similarsituations. If we could set up courtshere in Hyde Park with a similar regardfor justice, we could completely wipeout Hyde Park crime.Q: The University's new affirmativeaction plan is being unveiled today.Will it cause any major changes?A: Hell, yes. Personally I think theplan stinks. They want the studentbody to be a microcosm of Chicago’sethnic diversity. Know what thatmeans? A 30 percent enrollment of OldPeople. Jesus. Imagine having a room¬mate who looks like your grandfather.Probably wants the lights out by eighto’clock and then some morning whenyou think he’s sleeping late, you findout he’s dead.Q: The South Africa thing has beenin the news for the past decade. Whenis the University going to dosomething?A: Look, forget all that bunk aboutus supporting a white homeland and allthat That’s been the official but tem¬porary position since 1979. You see,many years ago I created a faculty com¬ mittee headed by Gwin Kolb to look in¬to divestiture. Gwin’s a little busy, youknow. He teaches a lot, is residentmaster of BJ and so on. That’s a lot ofresponsibility. So he hasn’t had all thetime he would have liked to look intothe matter. But you can rest assuredthat as soon as Gwin’s committeereports, we’ll act.Q: What do you think of the C-Shopgoing macrobiotic?A: Great. I’m just glad they’ll stopserving Sterno three times a week.Q: What do you feel is the state of thefaculty today, considering all thechanges your administration hasmade?A: I don’t think the faculty’s been af¬fected that much by my changes. Ithink affirmative action has done a bitmore, You see, we stopped hiring newfaculty years ago. That means thefaculty is getting a little older— thinkback how old they were when I tookover. Well, now they’re 10 years older.As for the state of the faculty, well,they haven’t had an original idea inyears. The mood of the faculty? Hell,they’re in a state of panic over the re¬cent rash of wild squirrel attacks on theQuads. You gotta be quick to out runthe little buggers, so most of those oldcodgers on the faculty haven’t a chancein hell. So far the students have manag¬ed to elude the squirrels, but with outnew affirmative action plan that’s go¬ing to bring elderly to campus, well, thesquirrels will get a few of them too.Q: Speaking of terror, what about therecent increase in kidnappings ofuniversity administrators? Whatsecurity precautions have you and theother administrators taken?A: I'm really not at liberty to speakon this topic. I will say they are"We stopped hiring newfaculty years ago. Thatmeans the faculty is gettinga little older — think backhow old they were when Itook over. Well, now they're10 years older."elaborate. If you think this red afrowig, glasses and nose combination arewild, you ain’t seen nothin' yet. As forthe other administrators. I don't know.Don’t care, either. Let’em cover theirown asses. I know Bruckner’s goneunderground, so he's probably covered. Hey, maybe somebody’ll ‘napold Binky. Maybe they’ll keep him.Hey, rumor has it John Wilson’s wor¬ried he going to get nabbed. People sayhe’s going to shave his eyebrows todisguise himself. I don’t think heshould— how’s he going to keep thewater out of his eyes when he swims?Q: What about your own ac¬complishments? Have you doneeverything you set out to do 10 yearsago?A: Hell, I'm a damn wonder at thisjob. Julian Levi and I fixed upWoodlawn. We got ourselves a damnnice place to live. Curriculum has beenstraightened out and so on. As for per¬sonal goals, well, I haven’t been so suc¬cessful. This has been the first quarterI’ve been able to teach. I wanted toteach something in my field but it’shard to get students into intellectualhistory. There’s no money in it, youknow. This year I’m teaching CanadianCiv. It’s an easy course that doesn’ttake up much of my time becausethere’s really not much to it, besidesbacon and their leading export, Cana-diens.Gone undergroundIt's live and let live at Student Activities OfficeBy I V. LEEGStudent activities director AaronFiller crawled out of the bottom drawerof his filing cabinet today to tell TheNew Maroon in an interview yesterdaythat he had been visited by the ghost ofIda Noyes.“She showed me the light,’’ Fillersaid. “I’ve been taking this job all tooseriously.” The former dermatologistannounced a new policy of laissez fairetoward student activities. “Maybe ifthey move my office over to the Adbuilding with all the other guys I’llchange the policy,’’ he said.Filler said he is going crazy withboredom in the student activities of¬fice. “All I’ve done for the last 10 yearsis wait for Student Government to get aquorum, and the high point of each dayis telling WHPK’s station manager I’mglad to see him.” “Well, they can do what they likenow.” Filler said, “and they can haveall the money they want. Maybe I'llsteal the “Dreams in Stone” royaltiesand go to Des Moines, and the hell witheverybody.The President of Student Govern¬ment Anita Fix was delighted to hear ofFiller’s hands-off policy. “That takesthe pressure off us," she said. “Wewere always being rushed to reach adecision. Perhaps now I can find outwhat we’re voting on...I’m sure it’ssomething interesting and relevant tothe student body.”Over at WHPK. station memberscelebrated Filler's new attitude bythrowing all the records out the win¬dow. “The first thing I’m going to do ishave the station painted lime green,"said program director Benny Bliss,“and then I’m going to get rid of HIM.”Bliss pointed to the station manager. who has been holding the position since1977.“He keeps saying one more song andI'll be moving on, ” explained Bliss,“but he just sits there getting bald andlistening to old Barry Manilow records.I don’t even remember his name.”Neil Alers, still editor of the campusliterary magazine poetry w/ art andpage numbers, said that a new studentactivities policy would not affect hismagazine, which went daily in 1985.“I’m the only one who reads it. ofcourse,” Alers said, “everyone else istoo insensitive to understand mypoetry.” Alers received a HallmarkPoetry Citation last for his poem.Untitled:Sitting hereI know,you know;“Most students don’t realize I wroteUntitled." Alers whispered, “my pen- ,The C name is Jack Hack.”Bridge Club president Riley Daviswas reached at a YMCA in Tulsa wherehe is celebrating his winning of a Mor¬ton Murphy Scholarship for outstan¬ding contributions to student ac¬tivities. Davis is responsible for br¬inging bridge club membership up to1,000 students. "We had an offer tomerge with DOC films but that wouldhave been a real conflict of interest.”Davis said. “Bridge is a lot more ex¬citing than watching movies. If DOCput more butter on the popcorn I'd re¬consider a merge,” Davis said.Dean of students Joe Williams hadno comments about the newdevelopments at the Student Activitiesoffice. “I’m tired of talking about theUniversity.” he said, “but you canstick around if you want to hear me dodramatic readings of “History of theEnglish Language.”ticago Maroon Friday, March 31, 1988 7Budweiser, Announces 1978 National College “Pitch In!” Week(April 10-16)Get up q group and Pitch in! 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Week program kitNameCollege-City 'StateOrganization on Campus-\ ..v, .. . v.■Glenn Miller arriving for his 1978 U. of C. concert Rigor mortis caught Mick withsticky fingersMAB's Spotted Track RecordAlthough the Rolling Stones concert was clearly \he greatest failure of recenttimes, MAB has sponsored a number of "duds" in the past years and it would be amistake to condemn the 150 tickets sold for the Stones concert without putting it inthe context of past under-achievements:The Third Generation of Brubeck 312 tickets soldThe Ritz-Carlton House Band 276 tickets soldBarbi Benton 189 tickets soldThe Original Des Moines Dixieland Jazz Band 403 tickets soldE berhard Weber and his 5 E raserheads 309 tickets soldThe History of the Bassoon 167 tickets soldCock Rock Festival 57 tickets soldmm <m*maBy John OenetAn estimated crowd of 150 people causeda near temper tantrum at the MAB spon¬sored Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stonesconcert Friday night.MAB officials, who have recently mademuch of their new drive to satisfy studenttastes and bring good I ive acts to campus,were somehow unaware of the fact thatJagger died in a plane crash in 1986.As£tones drummer Charlie Watts saidlater, I dunno why they booked us. Wehaven't played together in years, andKeith is still in jail on that heroin rap. ButBill (Wyman, bass player) and I figured,hell, $25,000 could pay a lot of bills, sowe came."This is not the first time that MAB hasbooked a dead artist. The first time camein 1978, when Glenn Miller was scheduledto appear on campus, no one realizingthat Miller had been dead since the endof World War Two.Once Watts and Wyman took the stage,the crowd quickly realized that somethingwas wrong. The band only played oldStones instrumentals, and sporadic criesof "Play the hits! Play "Hot Stuff!" filled the air. One member of the RevoltingStudent Brigade thought he was at anAllman Brothers Concert (a defunct bandMAB also recently presented) and seemedcontent. But others were not so satisfied.I talked to the crowd and the reactionswere varied:"MAB sucks. At least when they bookdead guys they should have them show up,you know?""Man, I'm so stoned I couldn't evenhear. It was great.""I'm a B-school student, and when Ipay my $200 MAB fee at the beginning ofthe year, I want my money's worth. I goto all of the concerts even if I don't like theartist. Sometimes I just put on my head¬phones and study.""Hey, what the fuck are you doing ask¬ing me questions? You wanna get punchedout or somethin?"MAB officials seemed satisfied af thepoor turn out for the concert. As onespokesperson put it. "Hey, it takes a fewdozen years for an organization like MABto get going right. And besides we just gotour $200,000 budget, and we need to be careful. You don't see those people at theChicago Journal throwing their moneyaway, do you? Any way, a lot of people onthe staff go for that Necro-rock. Me, I justlike listening to invalids, but if the kidswant it, let 'em have it."I stared out the window of the plus MABoffices in the penthouse of Regents Park.I wondered if MAB cared about all thosestudents studying in the new under¬graduate library at the 65th street mosque,kids who need entertainment. Did MABreally care?"Of course not, don't be a fool. We havefhe money and the power, and we get tothrow good parties. We get along with thefrat houses just fine, and that's all thatreally matters."Future plans for the 1988-1989 year in¬clude a Sixties restrospect retrospective,with Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and JimMorrison.As MAB official Joe Joe said, "If you'rea head, you'll like the dead, right? Most ofthis staff has been dead for years."A Dubious SuccessWhile most MAB concerts have had uniformly poor attendance, the one showwhich sold out caused its own kind of trouble.The Malachi Favors Solo Bass Concert, which completely sold out the nearlycompleted fieldhouse, was marked by violence and confusion as armed policeattempted to hold back the estimated 500gatecrashers outside the stadium.MAB officials declined to respond to charges that they had deliberately oversoldtickets because they knew of the huge demand that exists on campus for solo per¬formances by AACM artists.The Favors concert was sold out the day the tickets went on sale, but there weremany scalpers outside the fieldhouse selling tickets to students at enormousprices.As one student put it. “Listen man. I've been waiting to hear Favors all year,and if it takes an extra fifty or hundred dollars to get myself a good seat in front of allthose screaming atonal hoppers. I'm going to do it."An estimated $2000 worth of damage was done to the fieldhouse. as the heavysmell of insence destroyed most of the clothes in the locker room, and crushedbells ruined part of the basketball court.But it looks like solo concerts at the fieldhouse will continue. When asked his opi¬nion. new coach Joe Joe said. “Hell. I only listen to Monk myself, but if the kids wantit, let ’em have it."Malachi Favors Field House concertOne of the first thingsyoung Puffins learn to dois fiy Icelandic. ABeginning April 1, A1978. Icelandic will ■fly any youth 'Puffin Hr person) from 12 ■thru 23 years old ■roundtrip from New ■York to Luxembourg ■for just $400. $430 Mfrom^hnag.. Re M r SPECIAL IDISCOUNT PRICESfor all STUDENTS andFACULTY MEMBERS. But there’s more tojc Icelandic than justML low fares.You’D get afcL great dinner and•A excdlen:fin you r trip. And. 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University AvenueChicago, Illinois 60637or call: 753-4682Open to University of Chicago &Hyde Park ResidentsThe biggest petty of the decadeDylan caught in the throes of an identity crisisThree noise-nics get it onBy Abdullah Schwartz350,000 people flocked to Woodstock lastweek for a three day festival of peace,love, and free jazz. They came to hearmusicians from the A.A.C.M., the leadersof a musical movement that has swept thecountry, who have given the young peopleof the '80s a sound to rally around.The concert was an unprecedented suc¬cess and proved that the new generation ofyoung people, going under the title “noise-nics", can come together and party andget high in peace and the spirit of mutuallove and atonality.There are many theories as to how theterm "noise-nic" arose. The true story isthat it first appeared in a story by JohnRockwell of the New York Times in thesummer of 1983, in which he referred to thefollowers of the then blossoming free jazzmovement as “white noise-nics."Although it was not intended as a compli¬ment, the fans took the term to heart andever since they have identified with it.Many of the youngsters at the concertsported multi-colored skull caps with"noise-nic" sewn into the wool, and otherswore the increasingly popular tee shirtwith the inscription: "Yes I like whitenoise, and what the hell are you going to doabout it!"The concert was not without its dif¬ficulties and for a long time it looked likethere would be no free jazz fest at all. Themajor roadblock came from record com¬panies who are very concerned with pro¬tecting their now very lucrative in¬vestments. The first objection was raisedby Warner Brothers when they found outthat Henry Threadgill, signed to an ex¬clusive five-year contract, intended to playa duet with Fred Anderson, signed to Col¬umbia.A huge write-in campaign was startedby the "noise-nics" and Rolling Stonepublished a picture of the president ofWarner Brothers swamped by angrytelegrams.The dispute was settled when DeutscheGrammaphone announced that they hadno objection to their artist, Roscoe Mit¬chell, using musicians from other labelsfor his newest seven-hour big band rendi¬tion of "Nonaah." The other labels soonfollowed in turn and paved the way for thegreatest free jazz concert of all time.Fans started arriving as early as Thurs¬day morning for the festival, scheduled tostart Friday night. By Friday afternoonthe governor of New York went on theradio requesting that people no longer at-Jarman:the leader of a generation tempt to get to the Festival as the roadsleading to Woodstock were totally blocked.This stopped very few of the "noise-nics"who could be seen abandoning their carsand walking as far as 20 miles to the con¬cert site.Everyone came to hear the music, butalso to be part of the biggest happening ofthe decade. One young "noise nic" put itwell:"Sure I came for the music, but it's alsothe vibes, you know man, the drums andshit. I figure I'll drink a lot of natural fruitjuices, get off on some good salads, and,you know, just sort of tell the older genera¬tion to fuck off from my higher plane ofconsciousness. Also my chick thinks themusic is erotic."And the music was everything the young"noise-nics" could have hoped for. It con¬tinued through the night, both Friday andSaturday, with beautiful solos separatedby the long drone sections the fans love sowell.The only bummer occurred when BobDylan, the only white man invited to thefest, got up to play. Although most of the"noise-nics" didn't know it, Dylan hadbeen invited because he is a personalfriend of Joseph Jarman's, and the wholeClinton:into that third-world thang A.A.C.M. has nothing but the highestrespect for his music.Dylan took the stage Saturday afternoonand began to play "Hurricane", writtenfor a Black criminal who died in jail in1985. No sooner had he started than a chantarose from the crowd. "Yeah, but can youplay the saxophone?" they repeated overand over until Dylan was forced to stop hissong. He engaged the audience in ashouting match until a large group fromSt. Louis to the left of the stage startedshouting, "We don't want any of yourwhite, neurotic wet dreams!" At thatDylan burst into tears and left the stage.All of the other music was a smash suc¬cess with the highlight coming Sundayafternoon, when the long awaited per¬formance of the Art Ensemble of Chicagowith special guest George Clintontook place. Clinton joined the organizationin 1982 when as Muhal Richard Abramsput it, the A.A.C.M. realized they were bigenough to accept the whole Black "thang."Most of the other members of theParliament-Funkadelic thing, as it wascalled in the '70s could not keep up withClinton's experiments in third worldatonality, and left him for less demandinggroups. Bootsie Collins now plays in Cap¬tain Beefheart's back up band.All in all, most fans agreed it was thegreatest concert of the decade, and the on¬ly question left to ask is where can theA.A.C.M go from here. Will they quicklyfade like the groups who played at the firstWoodstock, or can they continue to expandand enlarge their message? One of theHells Angels in the audience had an in¬teresting theory: "Hey man, this music is as close to thechaos of the modern world as you can get.Brings you real close to the existentialprecipice, you dig? The only thing that canfollow the A.A.C.M. is destructo man...youhear what I'm saying? This music is tell¬ing us to watch our asses, that's why welove it so much."They came together for threedays of peace, love, andatonalityThe Chicago Maroon Friday, March 31,1988 11A«! i^J.sV' cpit .* * I**'*'***1•^The University of Chicago Student Activities OfficeThe Alumni AssociationFestival of the Arts and SponsorsPresent"in The • Hood ««Dance to the timeless strains ofTHE GLENN MILLER ORCHESTRAunder the direction ofJimmy HendersonApril 28,* 19781212 East 59thIda Noyes HallWe hope you will join us for a unique eveningof listening and dancing.9:00 pm to 1:00 amRefreshments :y Pate. Cheese. IWine. Pastry and CoffeeChampagne AvailableSo |XT |M‘r«Oll |l('. StUllt'lll')S10 |M-r jhT'oii (alumni. »laff. famllx (S30 |»< r |mt«oii (inrlwln- |.r«—ilam-r ImllVl dintu rlI ifkrl* at R»*\ iiohl« ( Ini. |t..\ (iffirr Unleashed”is released!You can't put a leash on musicwhose time has come.Hounds. Rabid fans throughout the yMidwest scream their praises. And themadness is spreading.Hounds On Columbia Records and Tapes.An experience in terror ond suspenseA FRANK YAQLANS PRESENTATIONA BRIAN DePALMA FILM-THE FURYKIRK DOUGLAS JOHN CASSAVETES CARRIE SNODGRESSCHARLES DURNING AMY IRVING ANDREW STEVENSProduced by FRANK YABLANSDirected by BP.IAN DePALMA Executive Producer RON PREISSMANScreenplay by JOHN FARRiS Based upon his novelMusic JOHN WILLIAMS Soundtrack Album on ARISTA RECORDS G TAPES' -or? jr*-'r0» r oiCA Dv «CHECK YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER FOR THEATRE LISTING ^ Cotum&sa * are trademarks ot CBS Inc £ 1878 CBS Inc.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOTHE DIVISION OF THE HUMANITIESpresents a series of lecturesTHE ANALYSIS OFIMAGE MAKINGbySIR ERNST GOMBRICH( The Vt ’arburg Institute, The University of London)Alexander White Visiting Professor, University of ChicagoTuesday, April 4Tuesday, April 1 8Tuesday, May 2Tuesday, May 16 • Purpose and Form• Standards of Truth• The Share of Convention• Psychological ConstantsThe Lectures will be held at 4:00 in the afternoonin Social Sciences, Room 1221126 East 59th StreetTHE PUBLIC IS CORDIALLY INVITED . ADMISSION FREEA RECEPTION WILL FOLLOW THE FIRST LECTURE, APRIL 4, INTHE SMART GALLERY, 5540 S. GREENWOOD.12 The Chicago Maroon Friday, March31,1988things aii-a-tttter at courtJerry Thmith -- star of Court’s newest offeringv%«aa%mn%"Why?" was the question I immediatelyasked myself when I heard that Courtplanned to do Neil Simon's The Prisoner ofSecond Avenue for their new Spring production.I went to Nicholas Rudall, the director ofCourt Theater for the answer.I opened the interview with the obviousquestion, "Why was Court doing anotherNeil Simon play since they had alreadydone five straight since the Fall of 1986?His answer was well thought out."Look," he said. "We only have 12 playsby Aristophanes and I only think a handfulare really playable for modern audiences.Neil Simon wrote over 50 comedies andALL of them are good.""My God," he added. "EvenShakespeare didn't write that many!""There's another thing," he added. "Ican't think of a more fertile environmentfor good acting to really shine through. Wejust had our tenth anniversary as a profes¬sional company, and I really think we'regetting damn good at this Neil Simonstuff."I asked him if the size of the crowds hadanything to do with his commitment toNeil Simon."Sure we're pleased with the size of thecrowds," he immediately offered. "But Ithink we'd do the Neil Simon thing even ifit weren't so popular. This is somethingthat has to be preserved and I think we'reliving up to our responsibility as part of theHyde Park community by doing our part tokeep alive something so important.""Of course," he was quick to conceed."We love the crowds. They are appreciative while being critical of our ef¬forts. They always keep the objectiveacademic eye, just a little, and we profitgreatly from the feedback we get fromthem." I asked him if there would be anythingdifferent about his production of ThePrisoner of Second Avenue.He sort of smirked."You must have heard the rumors," hesaid. "Yes, they're true. We are going toperform The Prisoner in drag.""Why in drag?” I asked."Well, you remember The Odd CoupleDon't your (performed Fall 1987. Nick Rudall m the role of Oscar.) When we didthat one, we got very involved with theundertones of the play. We think we sawsomething there that may be rne Key toSimon's whole world view. You know don'tyou that he saw the words "Goodbye Girl"written over a urinal in a gay bar in NewYork."I was intrigued by what this man saiabut even more but the underlying implica¬ tions of what he was doing. Here was a professor at one of the finest Universities inthe world using his own intellect topreserve an important contemporary ar¬tist. And even more to apply scholarlycriticism to a playwright who was still pro¬ducing plays.I asked him if Neil Simon knew of hisunique project."No...no," he replied. "But we're stilltrying to contact him."ALLCIGARETTESThe best newsstand in the worldalso has 2000 magazines for you!51st and Lake Park Chicago II. 60615 (312) 684-5100 55A PACKUniversity of Chicago’sU. J. A. CampaignApril 2 - April 16YOUR SUPPORT IS NEEDED!To contribute or to help solicit contactAdam Gamoran 667-2771 “THE BRITISH ECONOMY:Its Present Position and Future Prospect”The Eighth Henry Simons LectureTuesday, April 4,19788:00pmThe Glen A. Lloyd Auditorium,The University of Chicago Law SchoolLecturer: SAMUEL BRITTANVisiting Professor in Economics &Principal Economic Commentatorof the “Financial Times”SG U-DO-ITBOOKSRLE!Sell: Make sure your books get good homes, andmake sure you get the profits by selling themdirectly to their new owners.Buy: Save some money, too. 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The judgesreserve the right to make no awards.DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSION: WEDNESDAY 26 APRIL 1978Further information available in Gates-Blake 132By Sol Bellow Recollections of the SeventiesI don't know about you, but I'm sick andtired of people putting down the Seventies.All you hear about is how bad the old dayswere before this crazy "noise-nik" revolu¬tion, and before they started playing freejazz in dentist's offices and shoppingcenters all over the country.Sure there were problems. Everyonegripes about the lack of drugs back then,and how we had to wear jeans all the time,but no one seems to remember what a funloving and zany decade the Seventiesreally was.Come on! Can't you remember whenyou were happy and carefree? When wesfill had a good American president inoffice, you know, old Jerry Ford, who forme at least stands as the top man of thaftrusting and unified fen years. I evenremember the time before ail these Iran¬ian diplomats and Palestinian refugeesstarted taking over Congress. I mean, wegot to take a better look at that era.You know, I used to write rock reviewsfor a while, and I was pretty damn good atit if I may say so myself. A lot of folksthought all that music was trash, but Igot all my records free, so I could havecared less about what people thought ofwhat I wrote. But it's still a fact that themusic was a big part of the decade. It waslively and simple back then. There were nohuge categories to deal with, no Arab-rock, no Methodone-rock, you know, allthe big styles you hear today. This wasbefore groups took to kidnapping membersof rival bands and holding them for ran¬som and higher royalty fees. Jeez, youjust can't tell about kids nowadays.For me, the end of the era came whenAmy Carter freaked out and ran off with that old Johnny Rotten. Once their picturemade the cover of People I said forget it,and I came here to J immy's.Why did I leave rock? The scene was get¬ting too bland, too clean, too predictable.You remember that Hitler, Stalin,Goebbles, and Young supersession album,the one recorded live in Brazil? I couldhave seen it coming a mile away. Shit, itwas like Pat Boone, although Adolf playsa pretty hot guitar.I'm sure you can remember the begin¬nings of the "Glenn Miller Movement."Or at least you must have heard all the oldlegends. That was a lively time around theold U of C. Once the Miller band played oncampus, oh, this must have been back in1978, the place and then the country wentup for grabs.It was funny, because I've always feltthat Miller was the most overlookedmaster of polytonal "White noise," butI'll tell you the truth - the people thatbrought that band to campus didn't evenknow that Miller had died in a plane crashin World War Two! Yeah, I've heard allthe stories about the trouble at the Jaggerconcert. But listen to me, kid - Miller wasthe first time a dead artist was supposedto perform on campus after he had alreadypassed away.Miller's sound really started something,I'll tell ya. This whole craze over theAACM by thoise noisenics would neverhave happened if that big band swingatonality hadn't happened. That "whitenoise" tag was funny too, since it waslater discovered that Miller was the son ofa poor Black sharecropping family.What did I think of Miller's influenceon the decade? Kid, you're just too young to know. I remember Andy Warhol wasin here once and he said it was the best ofanyone I can remember. He said, "Inthe future, everyone will be famous forfifteen minutes, and all of them will looklike Glenn Miller."It's hard to say what made those timesso peaceful, so relaxed so warm andfriendly. I used to be able to walk alonewith just my two trained Dobermans.Me and my old lady used to go out to thepoint and screw and we'd still be able tosee those sodium vapor lights making thesky that romantic shade of sick orange.That was a time when a dollar stillbought a good candy bar, and when aman could wear a safety pin in his cheekwithout looking like every other business¬man on the street.Maybe it was the drug scene. Once potwas legalized, you could get a better highby smoking old sweat socks that fromgovernment controlled brands. Back inthe Seventies, people could still getoff ongood, fun, "soft" drugs like Angel Dustand Smack. You've got to admit, "doingdust" and not being able to see for a week,if that, besides irrepairably destroyingyour motor reflexes, was one hell of a goodtime. All those housewives that starteddropping like flies from OD's, that was abig thing too for a while.It was good fun, and even if I could seeagain, I'd still do it.You know, kid, back in the Seventies,men were men and women were women.Nowadays, you just can't tell. Back thenwomen were gentle and sweet and naive,and if you want to see how those damesgot a lot of respect back then, go watch anold rerun of "Charlie's Angels." A classic, and intelligent show, and it just showsyou how well women were seen in the olddays. Even the University has gonedownhill since the old days. It seems likeno school will ever hit the educationalheights that were seen in the Seventies.Back then, those kids in the Businessschool really kept the light of true education burning bright. Now that was a liberaleducation, not all these "Pre English"kids who only want to study literature,get to grad school, and makes big moneyteaching. All those kids do is read -1 tellyait's bad for their health. They never party.Back then, everybody wore suits anddresses, and they all drank a lot. All thoseB School students really kept this placealive for a while, when everybody else wasstudying till dawn on Melville andChaucer. Last year, kids were sleepingovernight to get into that course on Beo¬wulf, and poor old Weintraub's clone didn'tget anybody.Yeah, Weintraub's funeral was quitea scene. But I'll tell you, when I die, Idon't want them to stuff my corpse andput me on display in the entrance toReqenstein, no sir.All in all, I'd have to say the Seventieswere like a breath of fresh air, a peacefultime to live in. Too bad they're gone. Butwe've all gone through changes since thenand things aren't as laid back as theyused to be, although I wish things couldmellow out a bit and be more real, youknow? Really...But the best thing I heard was said bythat Poet the University had in residencefor a few years. He said it to me in thesame way he said it in his Pritzger speech,and Ive never forgotten those words:"It's a drag."Faculty and StudentsApril 24 will be the last day Spring quarter books will be on sale. The textbook depart¬ment will officially close after this date.All students who wish to purchase textbooks must do so before this date.I ask that instructors who wish to add books to their reading lists make all additionstwo weeks prior to April 24. Every effort will be made to expedite your orders so thatyour late adoptions will be available before our closing date.All books that are presently back order with the publishers because they wereout of stock when the original order was placed will be cancelled on this date.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTOREThe Chicaao Maroon Fridav, March 31,1988 15The University Orchestra and Choruswill present its spring extravaganzatonight in Rocketeller Chapel. Selectionsinclude My Favorite Things, a selection ofthe best from the "Sound Of Music," When Oxen Sit Down In The Field, a newlydiscovered 16th century choral work; andThe Battle Hymn of the Republic.Admission is free, 50 cents refund forstudents with ID and senior citizens.FOTA has announced a free screening ofD.W. Griffith's classic film Birth of a Na¬tion, on the lawn in front of Regenstein library at 12 noon, Monday.In case of rain, the film will be shownlater that afternoon, in front of Cobb Hall.Bergman BatteryBecause of the great demand, TheBergman Gallery has announced it willcontinue its present display, The Artistryof Anna Kelso: A Retrospective, foranother two weeks.The exhibit offers the first comprehen¬sive study of the development of the EarthShoe from its humble beginnings as adepression in the sand all the way to theEarth Shoe Stacks, the last model pro¬duced before Earth Shoes Enterpriseswent bankrupt in 1984. Sheeboggen lecturesProfessor John Sheeboggen will presenthis lecture "While The Plow Was In TheFurrow" tomorrow night in Swift 406.Professor Sheeboggen will present manyof the first hand recollections about life ina European nunnery told to him by nunswhile in the throes of passion, during hisFulbright tour last summer.There will be a slide show andrefreshments to follow. University Orchestrami mBirth of a NationWNPN extravaganzaWHPK's seven night retrospective,Rock in the '20s, '30s, '40s, '50s, '60s, and'70s, starts Saturday night at 7 p.m.A radio has been set up in Reynolds Club Lounge for anyone who wishes to hear theretrospective. WHPK is also trying toboost its signal so that the show can beheard in the basement.The Renaissance Society announces itsnew exhibit, entitled Void, to open nextFriday, April 6, 1987. The exhibit was con¬ceived by ^candanavian artist SvenKvegstuook, who has sponsored similardisplays all over Europe.In a transatlantic hookup with The NewMaroon, Mr. Kvegstuook expressed his op¬timism for his first American show. "I sawa photo of the three rooms that will be usedand they all look fine," he said. "The onlydirective I had to give the curator was toremove the one chair she had forgotton totake out of the main room."Mr. Kvegstuook will not be appearing atthe opening. "There's really no need," heexplained, "and besides, airfare is so ex-oensive these days." msaDoc films will be shown in Cobb Hall onTuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday,in Kent Hall on Tuesday, Thursday, andSaturday, in the Russ Meyer Theatre onMonday, Wednesday and alternateFridays, and Kehr I and II every eveningbut the first Wednesday of the month andMondays after pagan holidays. Wednes¬day and Saturday matinees will be shownin all theaters beginning with the letter K.Law School films will be shown in the LawSchool Auditorium on any evening it is per¬mitted to. Admission changes at the dropof a hat or the whim of Doc Board Chair¬man Beagleman. Tickets can be chargedin UCID. All major credit cards will behonored.Catholic Girl Scouts (1982), directed byRoman Polanski. (Doc) In this amazing,impulsive and not altogether longlastingreturn to moral moviemaking, Polanskirecaptured an innocence that hadn't beenvisible since his "French Period" duringthe late Seventies which follow his mysticconversion. Brooke Shields steals TatumO'Neal's crucifix and hides if somewhereon her person. Jodie Foster pelts Brookewith peanut butter Savannahs, reducingher to tears and talking in tongues. Theyall reach puberty (and all its gloriousmanifestations) at the same time, duringthe 7:30 Easter Sunday re-run of "Laissele a Beaver" which features Eddie Haskelltorturing Mrs. Cleaver with the Socraticmethod, c^-i act out their eight pschosexual fariTasies with the Troop Leader.Bloody noses, incest and paranoic obses¬sions have never had it so good. WithCharlotte Rampling as the Troop Leader.Friday at 7:30 and 10:00. Kiddee matineeat 1 p.m.Naked and Dean When I Should HaveBeen Wed or Making it in Bed with a Swell¬ed Head who Was Made in the Shade by aDame from DesPlaines, Who was DrivenInsane from a Guy from Shanghai who isPaler than Mailer who brilliantly Pennedthe Previously said Naked and Dead(1986), directed by Lina Wertmuller.(Doc) 'Nuff said. It's all in the title. WithGiancarlo Gianninni and several unknownItalian actresses he verbally maligns andphysically abuses. Socialism is anacronism for impotence and fetility isanalogous with Common Market coun¬tries. Italy is represented as a mole onGianninni's nose. Saturday at 8:00 and11:00. Memories of Underdevelopment inOverdeveloped Countries ("The Contessions of a Marxist Chambermaid workingin an affluent suburb") (1979), producedby Kinte Cuba and Emma "Tanya"Rothschild and the Revolutionary FilmCorp. (A division of Gulf and Western).(Doc- NAM Division) Joan LeSuere worksin the excessive home of the Morgans, aninsidulously capitalist and exploitivefamilial unit. The Revolutionary FilmCorp., followed Joan, an authentic workeron her daily routine of being suppressed in¬to serving the best, self and vast holdinginterests of the Morgans at their physical(and tax) shelter in a repulsively opulentNorth Shore Suburb to her being sexuallyand politically exploited in her south sidebasement apartment by her neo¬reactionary boyfriend Rocky who is posingas dedicated leafletter of the SYL Reveal¬ing. Sunday at 6:00 and 9:00 in the RussMeyer Theater.Death and Taxes (1988), directed by Ingmar Bergman. (Doc) The Swedish director takes a long look (three hours, 21minutes) at the two assured things in life.Sven Nykvist's cinematography ispoignantly dark, sensitively bleak. WithErland Josephson, Liv Ullmann and Maxvon Sydow at Death/Ounkle Sven. Recommended. Monday at 8:30.The American Way: Blood and GutsPart II (1987), directed by Sam "Mr. Sensitivity" Peckinpah. (Doc) ShirleyMaclaine stars as Amelia Ehrhart. OrsonWelles portrays an obese director attempting to package a highly autobiographicalfilm out of 97 kilometers of 35 mm film. Inthe film within a film within-a-film, PeterBogdonavich makes a movie about theglorious era of Annette and Frankie Beachmovies with Ryan O'Neal and CybilShepard whose impersonation of MissFunnecello while being sincere still fallsshort as a tribute to the actresses uniqueacting method. Still a lot of good fun, splic¬ed together with the 'action' scenes fromsome of Peckinpah's better films. NB:None of these scenes were included in the5 part, 10 hour television version that wasaired last month on CBS. Nominated forfive oscars, three emmies and one gram-my for the song "It's Real and True" writ¬ten by and performed by John Denver.Highly Recommended. Tuesday at 5:30and9:00.This is Hie only truepage in this issueHenry ThreadgillRenaissanceSociety holds a musical openingThe Renaissance Society will holdthe opening of its new exhibit, TheSteve Lacy Series 1977, this evening,Friday, March 31 from 5 to 7 p.m.The exhibit is described by itscreator, Steven Foster as a "visual-musical composition ofphotographs." The photographs aredesigned to be appreciated in con¬junction with the music of Steve Lacy,a prominent jazz musician who nowspends most of his time in Europe. Because Mr. Lacy is unable to at¬tend the opening of the exhibit, twoprominent A.A.C.M. reed men, HenryThreadgill and Douglas Ewart, willpresent a new interpretation of thevisual images. The performance willbegin at 6 p.m.The Renaissance Society is locatedin Goodspeed 108, which is in thesouth-west corner of the quads, bet¬ween Gatesblake and Classics. Ad¬mission to the opening is free. CalendarFridayCommuter Club: Get together in Hutch Com¬mons, 12:30; Soccer IM meeting, 1:30 in backof Field House.Geophysical Sciences Colloquium: “Inver¬sion of Free Oscillation Data for an Elliptical, Rotating Earth,’’ Jorge Mendiguren,Universidade de Brasilia, Hinds Auditorium.Hillel: Liberal-Reform Shabbat Services,5:15 pm; Lecture - “Toward a Rhetoric ofMidrash: A Preliminary Inquiry,” 8:30 pm,Hillel.Crossroads: Discussion - “ConfrontationEconomics: The Third World in the Interna¬tional System,” Dr. Elizabeth Succari, 7:30pm, 5621 S. Blackstone.Gay Liberation Front: Coffeehouse, 8:00 pm,Ida Noyes Library.ArtsUC Chamber Music Seris: Vermeer Quartetwith Karen Tuttle, viola and Ko Iwaski, cello,8:30 pm, Mandel Hall.Court Studio Theatre: “The Sea Horse,” 8:30pm, Reynolds Club New Theatre.DOC Film: “Dog Day Afternoon,” 6:15, 8:45and 11pm, Cobb Hall.Renaissance Ga 1 lery: Opening ofPhotography exhibit by Steven Forester,“The Steve Lacy Series 'll," 5-7pm; music byHenry Threadgill and Doug Ewart, 7-7 pm,Goodspeed 108.SaturdayResource Center: Recycle glass, cans andpaper at 54th Place and Greenwood, 10-4.Change Ringing: Handbells, 10-11 am. towerbells, 11 am-1 pm, Mitchell tower.Compton Lecture Series: NuclearAstrophysics, Alchemy in the Universe:“Introduction-The Nature of Light, Atomsand Nuclei. The Abundance of theElements,” Sidney Falk, Jr. 11 am, Eckhart133.UC Baha'i Association: Interfaith worshipservice, 12 noon, Bond chapel.Crossroads: Saturday Night Dinners, 6 pm;April Fool’s Day Costume Party-Dance. 8:30pm, 5621 S. BlackstoneSportsWomen’s Track Team: Invitational Meet, 9am, Stagg Field.Men’s Baseball Team: UC vs. Chicago State,12 noon, Stagg Field. Collegium Musicum: English and SpanishMusic of the Renaissance, 8:30 pm, BondChapel.Court Studio Theatre: “The Sea Horse,” 8:30pm, Reynolds Club New Theatre.DOC Film: “The Clockmaker,” 7:15 and 9:30pm, Cobb Hall.SundayRockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy Commu¬nion, 9 a.m; University Religious Service, 11am, Rockefeller Chapel.Calvert House: Lecture - “Human Sexuality:New Directions in AmericanCatholicThought,” Agnes Cunningham, 10 am, BondChapel.Crossroads: Bridge, 3 pm, 5621 S.Blackstone.Brent House: Supper, 6 pm; meditation, 7:15pm, Brent House.Hillel: Kickoff Meeting for Solicitors of Stu¬dent JUF Appeal, speaker Jeff Rubenstein,7:30 pm, Hillel.UC Folkdancers: International Folkdancing,general level, 8:30, Ida Noyes.Students International MeditationSociety: Introductory Lecture, 3 pm, EastLounge Ida Noyes Hall.ArtsLaw School Films: “It Should Happen toYou,” 8:30 pm, Law School Auditorium.Court Studio Theatre: “The Sea Horse,” 8:30pm, Reynolds Club New TheatreDOC Film: “Bizarre, Bizarre,” 7:15 and 9:30pm, Cobb Hall.MondayCenter for Middle Eastern Studies: Lecturewith Film - “Women of Marrakech, 4 pm, Pick016.The Child Development ColloquiaSeries: “The Indigenous Mathematics Pro¬ject: Studies in Culture. Cognition, andEducation in Papua,” David Lancy, Depart¬ment of Education, New Guinea, 4 pm, Judd111.Department of Chemistry: “Synthesis of theElements: The Record in the Meteorites,Robert N. Clayton, 4 pm, Kent 103.Ki-Aikido: meeting, 6pm, Field House.UC Chess Club: UC Spring ChampionshipChess Tournament, 4 rounds, USCF rated,one game per week on Mondays, enter tonight7 pm, Ida Noyes 2nd floor.Photo Club: meeting, 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes.Calvert House: Interfaith discussion group,9:30 pm. Woodward Court.UC Folkdancers: International Folkdancing,beginners, 8:30 pm, Ida Noyes.ArtsArtsMidway Studios: Opening Reception for Nor¬man Royal and Barbara Oppenheim - Pain¬tings, 2-5 pm, 6016 Ingleside. Bergman Gallery: Opening - “The PenTriumphant: An Exhibit of Calligraphy,”Cobb Hail 4th floor.NAM Film: “Pierrot Le Fou,” 7:15 and 9:30pm. Cobb Hall.ARE YOU ANUNDERGRADUATEOVER THE AGEOF 25? If so, we have formed an organizationjust for you. Come to a social meetingAPRIL 5, 1978 anytime from 3:30-6:30pm at Harper 284.For more information call 328-1 510GRADUATE STUDYIN URBANPLANNING ANDPOLICY ANALYSISThe Graduate Program in Urban and RegionalPlanning at the University of Iowa offers aMasters of Arts Degree to prepare students forpositions in local, state and federal government.For information about program and policy analy¬sis, call toll free at 800-553-6380.v.vtf'A ROCKEFELLER MEMORIAL CHAPEL5850 South Woodlawn AvenueSUNDAY# APRIL 2, 19789 A.M.A SERVICE OF HOLY COMMUNIONCelebrant: Donald JudsonCo-Sponsored by the Episcopal Church Council11 A.M.UNIVERSITY RELIGIOUS SERVICELLOYD J. AVERILLPresident. Kansas City Regional Council for Higher Education"THE EXCLUSIVENESS OF FAITH”■-'V • ’• »4 *l. 4 .A The Chicago Maroon Friday, March 31 i>Y /■>IMCATGRE PREPARE FOR:DAT * LSAT•OCATVAT GMATSATNMD I. II. Ill * ECFMG * FLEX* VQENAT L DENTAL BOARDS • NURSING BOARDSFlexible Programs & HoursThere IS a difference!!!For Information Ploase Can2050 W DevonChicaqo, III 60645(312)764 5151SPRING, SUMMER, WINTER COMPACTSMOST CLASSES START EIGHT WEEKSPRIOR TO THE EXAM. STARTING SOON:MCAT-4 WEEK MCAT-DAT-GRE-LSAT-SATOTHER CENTERS CALL TOLL FREE 800 223 1782Centers in Maior US Cities Toronto. Puerto Rica and Lugano. SwitzerlandTEST PREPARATIONSPECIALISTS SINCE H38Singles Club of 1st Unitarian Churchmeets Sunday evenings for Singles Interaction,a relaxed and informal way to meet new friendsand a welcome relief from the swinging singlesscene. Programs start at 7:30. Donation $2.50.For more information call 955-1920.HYDE PARK PIPE RND TOBACCO SHOP1552 E. 53rd - Under IC tracksStudents under 30 get 10% offask for “Big Jim”Mon. - Sat. 9-8; Sun. 12-5PipesPipe Tobaccos Imported Cigarettes CigarsJudv^lollidayin George Cukor'sIT SHOULD HAPPEN TO YOUSun., April 2 8:30 Law Aud. LSFClothes, household goods, etc. tSaturday, April 19:00-5:00 iChurch of St. Paul & The Redeemer4945 Dorchester Ave.HiuRiois roiRSK rvruof.From Bribery toJoy of Laser Sex,send $2.00 to:Argot Press, Box 153Rochelle Park. N J07662 PIZZA PLATTER1460 E. 53rd St.OUR SPECIALTYPizza Also Italian FoodsPick Up OnlyMl 3-2800•ty« Examinations•Caatact Leasts (Sett A Hard)•Frescriptiens FMed)R MORTON R. MASLOVOPTOMETRISTSHyde Pork Shopping Center15101. 55th363-6363 fAI-£AVf-ttMCHINESE-AMERICANRESTAURANTSpecializing inCANTONESE ANDAMERICAN DISHESOPEN DAILY11 A.M.TO 8:30 P.M.SUNDAYS AND HOLIDAYS12 TO 8:30 P.MOrders to take Out1318 East 63rd MU 4-1062 TOWARD A RHETORICOF MIDRASH:A PRELIMINARY INQUIRYProf. Lou H. Silberman,Naomi Shenstone Donnelley VisitingProf. U.C. Divinity School;Hillel Prof, of Jewish Literature andThought at Vanderbilt University.Friday — March 31 —8:30 P.M. — Hillel5715 Woodlawn AvenueDOROTHY SMITHBEAUTY SALON5841 S. 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FOR IN¬FORMATION CALL COLLECT BRUCEWILLIAMS, COLLEGE SPECIALIST AT(212)556-1311.THE NEW YORK TIMESCOLLEGE SERVICE229 WEST 43 STREETNEW YORK, NY 10036a GUITAR CLASSESV \\ Start Saturday April 8that the Fret Shopexperienced teachersThe I small groups1 beginners to advancedPrivate lessons also avail-Fret \ able Call for sheduleShop 5210 HarperJ 667-1060/643-3459r '■VTAW fJ^cr.5j COLLEGEGRADUATESInterested in making the most of your talents and abilitieswhile preparing for the future?College men and women with the desire and the generalqualifications can begin the NAVY/OFFICER Commissioningprogram now!Our trend is up. We are constantly seeking creative, actionoriented people. We re considered the best in helping peoplerealize their full abilities and goals.A special reason why you should consider us! Navy growth isbased on able personnel and we respect you as an individualWe recognize that to grow (as we do) we must provide you withthe opportunity to allow you to develop your full potential.Contact us now...VOUR NAVY/OFFICER REPRE-SENATIVE WILL BE ON CAMPUSApril 4th SMSNAM FILMS/ Jean-Luc GodardCobb Hall PIERROT LE FOUwith Jean-Paul Belmondo, Anna Karina and Sam FullerMonday April 3 7:15 ft 9:3018-The Chicago Maroon Friday, March 31, 1988» .Maroons to the Rosebowl?By Q.X. McRODY“The Monsters of the Midway willreturn’’ said Hanna Gray in a ceremonyat Stagg Sports Complex yesterday. Shewent farther that night in a press con¬ference with Athletic Director Jeff Met¬calf at the Pub when the two announced“a serious effort to send the Maroons tothe Rose Bowl, and not as spectators.’’Later on, in a private interview withThe New Maroon, Gray leaked her secretplan. According to the recent Federalruling, all teams must be made up ofplayers “represenative of the populationof the United States in sex, race, age,religion, intelligence, and ability. Graysaid that the University, in anticipationof the ruling, contacted the computercenter and commissioned mastermindRoger Deschner to find the make-up ofthe ideal team under the conditions.Deschner worked for 40 straight hoursat his office on Woodlawn and 55th tocome out with the list. Within a week,everyone on the list had been offered andaccepted a Stagg scholarship. Recipientsincluded a 3-year old pygmie eskimo girl, an 80-year old buddhist monk, and TedNixell, a mutant from the San AndreasNuclear Reactor explosion.But the biggest coup was Edna“Bongo-Bongo" Jones, a 35-year-oldUnitarian transexual who will hopefullybe the solution to the 11th man problem.“Since all teams must have equalnumbers of men and women, that wouldnormally limit the team to ten members.We’re hoping that Edna will be eligiblefor the eleventh spot as sort of a half-and-half member," Gray said.Jones was reached at her home thismorning in Paramus, New Jersey. Shedisclosed she was formerly EdmundJones, a 250-lb. garbage man, but gottired of the job. Unable to enter school orfind other work due to equal-opportunityrestrictions, Jones sunk his money into aFreddie Laker combination Flight toStockholm-Sex Change Operationpackage. Said Jones “It was as cheap asthe government prices, and I don’t trustthose back-alley coathanger jobs."Jones also mentioned that it was the firsttime she had been a broad.Metcalf said he felt that the head startITed Nixell, a mutant survivor of the San Andreas Nuclear Reactordisaster and key ingredient for next years football squad, shown at play.Nixell told the New Maroon, "I was lucky to come away from the disasterwith as little damage as I did. You should see some of the other sur¬vivors." Clinging to Nixell is his latest boyfriend, Fullback Simon Martin.!M ReportSnell takes TepkeballBy HOWARD COSULSThe women from Snell took the firstAll-U Tepkeball title last Thursday asthey upset Bizness Won, the grad leaguechampions, by a score of 3-2. EmilyJohnson was the hero of the game,decapitating Bizniz goaly Mick Knellegeen route to a last second stuff of the steelsphere.Tepkeball, the creation of 1M directorDan Tepke, is a combination of basket¬ball and rollerderby. Tepke claims tohave invented an original game, but thesport greatly resembles rollerball. Asmaller rink is used and spiked clothinghas been banned, though rubber moldedcleat-gloves are legal.Snell almost failed to reach the All-Ufinals. After winning their red league ti¬tle and beating Upper Rickert, the blueleague champion, they almost lost in theundergrad finals to Fishbein. Fishbein,led by Tepke, swept to the Aqua-marinechampionship and beat Henderson, thepuke brown- slime green league winners,to gain the undergrad finals. Snell wasfavored to win until star player Ashleyfilimp inadvertently ran her Tepkecycleover IM official A1 Knowwatknee duringhis 30-minute pre-game speech, instantly killing him. She was immediatelythrown out of IM’s for the season by theother ref, Halen Keller. Fishbeindominated the first half due to Tepke’sexpert play, gleaned from IM basketball,and took a 1-0 lead. But Snell shut Fish¬bein down in the second half and cameback to win. Several complaints weremade about the ref. “Knowwatkneedidn’t blow his whistle once." saidJohnson.Blimp was reinstated after apologizingto Knowwatknee’s corpse and promisingto turn out for Varsity football nextyear. She went on to score 2 of 3 goals inthe championship game.This week’s deaths brought theseason’s final total up to 5. While thismay seem like a large number, it shouldbe put into perspective when one recallsthe 147 students who died in last year’scombined WAA geek shoot-Order of theC blood drive for a keg of Jack Daniels.Other Intramural action saw the menand women of John Wilson house goingall the way for the co-ed whoppee title,sweeping all events. Captain Boopsy“Oh My God" Jocklinson refused tocomment on the victory saying, “We arenot a public house.” Upper Wallace tookthe women's title while Phi Gam won themen’s. Hannah Gray received mixed reactions yesterday when she stated shethought the Maroons would win the Rose Bowl in 1989 in a ceremony atStagg Sports Complexthe University had, coupled with strongadministration support, should give theteam a good run for the title.Chicago rejoined the Big Ten last fallwhen Northwestern dropped out forfinancial reasons. The Maroons got offto an inauspicous start, dropping theopener to Michigan 312-0. The Maroonsalmost upset Ohio State, tiring theBuckeyes out by letting them score 30touchdowns in the first half and then coming back to score 25 before the Col¬umbus club put the game away 247-163.But that was before the Federal ruling,“It’s a whole new ballgame now.” saidMetcalf.Sources in the Athletic departmentdisclosed that the University had similarplans for the basketball team. CoachAngelus was heard to say, “We playedthe NCAA runner-ups 10 years ago, thistime we're gonna beat them.SportsRenovated Bartlett opensBy GENE BERNWARDCompletion of the University’s 2.8 billiondollar athletic complex drew a step closerthis week with dedication ceremonies for thesixth level of the Henry Crown-Jay Berwan-ger - Harry Caray - Jake Woloznyck-Muhammed Ali Bartlett Gym and forRobert “Admit More Jocks’’ LombardiHouse, a dormitory reserved for the sixteenvarsity football players.The new level contains a Tepkeball Trackto accommodate growing numbers ofstudents taking up the sport; four shuf-fleboard surfaces; a wrist wrestling room;and a weight training room reserved for en¬trants in the annual campus celebritysuperstars competition. The latter uses onlyequipment endorsed by Farrah Fawcett Ma¬jors.. A balconey overlooking the new Regens-tien Saunas will be used for skeet shooting.Said Athletic Director Jeff “Leer" Metcalf,“We want to serve the interests of all thesports on campus.”The new football dormitory has beenshrouded in controversy since its inception,but Head Coach Bob Lombardi stronglydenies that the $1.7 million structure is a luxury. “There are certain basics to a winn¬ing program,” he says, "and its about timethe University made this commitment tofootball. W'e have multi-million dollar labfacilities; football certainly deserves asmuch." The Dormitory will eventually ac¬commodate seventy players says Lombardi;in the meantime, the present sixteen teammembers live in spacious comfort.Quadrophonic music systems and 4x5television screens are located in each room.Each player has a personalized weightmachine and whirlpool. Underground tun¬nels connect the building with Stagg Fieldand an elevator to the third floor Jay Ber-wanger level of the gym. reserved for foot¬ball players only.Three classrooms are located in the base¬ment and ten Stagg Fellows have been hiredto facilitate the academic progress of thesixteen varsity players. Says Lombardi,“We know the meaning of scholar-athlete.”The seven-level gym is believed to be theonly high-rise athletic facility in the worldPlans are already in the making for aneighth level. The new floor would includenew squash courts (now that the old ones arefilled with dust) and the worlds smallesttrack • 213 laps to the mile. Construction ofthe new level may be jeopardized by the dif¬ficulty of hoisting bulldozers io the eighthdeck.Tracy Walaker shows some of the•moves that one him the foreplay titleat the Men's IM whopee meet.The Chicago Maroon Friday, March 31,1988 19Crime ScoreboardCrimes CampusSecurity ChicagoPoliceMugging 8 5Robbery 7 11Assault 3 5Battery 21 12Assault and Battery 13 18Total 52 51Campus Security didn't fare too well inthe opening quarter of this season but madea tremendous showing in their Battery ar¬rests. Chicago police did extremely well in A& B, but not well enough to stop Securityfrom continuing their six-month winningstreak. “It was touch-and-go there for awhile,” said Jonathan Kleinbard vice-president of security, “but my boys, the topdraft choices in the state, pulled out okay.”VERSAILLES5254 S. 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Ellis Ave.753-3303 YY MASTER CHARGE6 BANKAMERICARD 7o E « C - “ ♦ * tJewish College Students —If you are interested instudying baste Torah Judaismone or two nights a weekcontactRabbi Don WellJewish Studies ProgramHebrew TheologicalCollege267-9800immediately.Classes are now beginning inChum ash, Mtshna, Gemaraand Ramban on Tuesday andWednesday evenings forstudents with a basic Hebrewbackground. TEN new reasons why you shouldbe listening to WHPK 88.3 FM StereoWHPK is instituting TEN new features on this quarter’s Program Schedule — features to convince you that WHPK is the station tolisten to for the best in all types of programming. Here’s what’s up at WHPK:★On Saturdays, you can “Rock in the Afternoon and Party all night” on WHPK. From 5-7 pm, Patrick Will gives you a chance to hear thenewest record releases — give them a listen-to and preview your favorites-to-be.From 7-9 pm, Evan Schlaes gives you two hours of pure, unadulterated Rock, .and then. PARTY!!!!! From 9straight through to 3 am,non-stop Party music! WHPK’s multi-talented staff will play music for you to party to — and we’ll play your requests, too — 753-3588.★ For all you UC intellectuals, before you party— WHPK will discuss the issues with you! From 4 to 5 pm. James Hyman, Charles Seigeland other staff discuss campus, local and national issues with you—and then hear vour opinion! Call in and tell us what you think!★WHPK will keep you informed on upcoming concert and other musical events with “On Calendar”. All three of the major types ofmusic will have an “On Calendar” to tell you who’s in town. Here’s the schedule:-rock: Paul wascher,5pm Wednesdays- Classical: Steve Wiley ,3pm. Fridays-Jazz:★ Keep laughing with WHPK. Saturday mornings from 11 to 12. Alex Leavens, Jack Helbig and Doug Barry play recorded and livecomedy for you.★ Tired of the kids waking you up every Saturday morning? Tune them in to 88.3 FM from 7-9. Pam Hodgson and Holly Berry will keepthem busy while you sleep.★ Folk music has a regular schedule now on WHPK. Weekdays listen from 12-1 pm. Saturdays at 12 for two hours.★ Women’s activists (and others) will enjoy “Fine Women and Song.” Sidney Skinner plays women’s music from 2 to 3 pm Saturdays.★ Like Musicals and Movies? Never fear, WHPK has something for you too. Saturdays from 3 to 4 pm, listen to a great Soundtrack from aclassic movie or musical. . „★ George Spink returns to WHPK Saturdays 9-11 am playing “Big Band” music.★ And now. the return of 24-hour programming. Turn your radio to 88.3 FM anytime day or night and you’ll hear the best music onWHPK!★ And, of course, there’s our usual great line-up other times of the best in Rock, Jazz, “Random Radio” and Classical programming.Pick up a Program Guide for details.ALL ON WHPK 88.3 FM StereoRequests: 753-3588Used Desks, Chairs,Files, Drawing TablesC BRAND ) EQUIPMENT&SUPPLY CO.8600 Commercial Ave.Open Mon.-Sat. 8:30-5:00RE 4-2111 PESACH AT HILLELAPRIL 22-29WORKSHOP * Monday - April 10 History and8-10 p.m. Traditions8 - 10 pm Making a Seder -Haggadah, Rituals, Food.AT HILLEL - 5715 Woodlawn Ave.IF YOU DID NOT RECEIVE YOUR PASSOVER MAIL¬ING, COME TO HILLEL TO ARRANGE FOR PLACE¬MENTS FOR HOME HOSPITALITY FOR THE SED-ARIM and to make your meal reservations.20-The Chicago Maroon Friday, March 3L1988This SaturdayTHE PUBis going toa party — “with somehelp from our friends...”Trivia ContestPrizesGiveawaysEntertainment byTHE MOSTLY PHDRHYTHM & BLUES BANDSaturday, April 1,19787:30 pm -1:00 amat THE PUBIntroducingPUB Members only Dark Beer FUJICA/4Z-1List 39995YOUR PRICE 22995•Compact lightweight design•Full aperture metering•Automatic Exposure with LED shutter speed indicationand LSI circuitry•A f/1.8 55mm Fujinon Lenscamera1342 E. 55th Street 930-600 /Vlon -Sat. 493-6700The College Cordially Invites You toARETROSPECTIVEPOETRYREADINGof a poetry magazine (w/art)April 4th at 2:30 pmIn the Bergman Gallery(4th floor of Cobb Hall)Olympia SM 9the world’s highestconsumer ratedportable! /*Model SM 9Personal preference touch adiuster horizontal half-spacing verticalhaif-spacmg total tap clearance leverSo GREAT that it isGUARANTEED for (1) yearparts & labormastercharge and bankamericard acceptedUniversity of Chicago Bookstore 753-3303Typewriter Dept. - 2nd Floor M-F: 8-55750 S. Ellis Ave. Sat. 9-1The Chicago Maroon Friday, March 31,1988 21DG "the mark of quality”has five outstanding newreleases this month onSALE at SPIN-ITht3ImMm - Nows5.39per discSPIN-IT1447 E. 57th St.684-1505Open Mon.-Sat. 10:30-8 Sun. 12-622-The Chicago Maroon-Friday, March 31, 1988>. r 9 c/mf vVVJM » > ^ A > f v W Concert ofBY GIBBONS, JUAN DELENCINA' AND OTHERSThe Viol Consort of The CollegiumMusician * Saturday, April l, S-30 P.A1.Bumi Chapel • Free-NAM FILMS SPRING ’78Jean-Luc Godard, Jacques Rivette,Glauber Rocha, Luis Bunuel, MarcelDuchamp, Agnes Varda, MiguelLittin, Man Ray, Alain Resnais, JohnBerger, Nagisa Oshima, FernandoArrabol, Barbara Kopple, AlexanderDouzhenko, Hans Richter, MayaDeren, Charlir Vhaplin, IngmarBergman, Germaine Dulac, SalvadorDali, Dziga Vertov and moreSingle admission: $1.50 Series: $7.00it <b t\CLASSIFIED ADS KENNEDY. RYML MOMGM & M9KMKS.MC.Directory of ValuesWe Know Hyde ParkReal Estate Inside OutHOUSES FOR SALESPACEFor Rent: 1 bedroom coachhouse apt.Excellent condition, modern appliances. $200/month. Call 955 7960evenings.Huge 4 bdrms., 3 baths May 1. Cornell5508. Leave name Torres Wilson.APARTMENTS AVAILABLE Idealfor UC students. 5442 S. Harper. CallD03 4255, 3 7 p.m. Ask for DaleSoberano.FOR RENT One bedroom apt., 54th 8,Woodlawn $225/mo. Call 667 5294Studio apt. for sublet summer '78, 5220Kenwood $160/mo. all utilities & furnishings inc. 324 6416.ABACO HOPETOWN BAHAMASPRIVATE HOME FOR RENT onocean front, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, largeliving room, kitchen & patio. Allutilities, 2 bikes 8. motor sail boat 30'.Write M. Reddi, 2125 E. 93rd St. Avail.4/1, $325/wk.3 drm. condo., 1 k vw, bal„ pool, nr.UC. Cornell Vil, 21 fl, 752 7617.Very large room for woman student onthird floor of private home. Light cooking facilities. Share bath with oneother. In East Hyde Pk on campus busroute $95/mo. 684 5076 eves before 9 orweekends.UC Prof seeks sublet 1 bdrm. furn apt.for Spring Quarter Call Cheryl 7538021LONDON FLAT FOR RENT, FULLYFURN, end June up to l yr. 2 3 adults.Swiss Cottage, nr shops, transport.Olkin 950 Lathrop PI., Stanford, CA,PEOPLE WANTEDWild Onion Day Camp/710 yrs. June26 Aug 18, 8:30 4 00. Program includesswimming, outdoor sports, naturestudy, and more. Call 363 3716 (eve) or753 8693 (days) for more info.Part time or full time sales helpwanted. Good salary and good workingconditions. The Pinocchio Toy Store241 5512. 1517 E. 53rd St., Hyde PkBank Bldg.If you have knowledge of simple electronics and can teach teenagers how tobuild electronic devices 4 hrs. perweek, call 493 2433, leave name andphone number.FULL TIME PHOTOFINISHINGCOUNTER HELP NEEDED APPLYIN PERSON MODEL CAMERA 1344E. 55th St. 493 6700.Wanted: Male volunteers over 21 forresearch in reproductive psysiology.Please call Dr Jones at 947 5437.Person Wanted to care for four yearold boy Mon., Wed. thru Fri., 11:452:30. Tues. 11:45 3:30. AcademicFamily, near campus Please phone288 5674 after 5 p.mWORK SATURDAYS EARN $$ andhelp the fight against pollution. Highenergy outdoor work supporting thebattle for a healthy environment. CallDale after 2:00 p.m. Tues Fri., at 9391985,Athletes to run, swim, play squash,volleyball, or....raising funds to support the Teacher Center. Call 955 1329to get sponsor pledge card and preparefor the fun, April 8th.Children wanted for psychologicaltesting age 18 years and under $2.50per hour. Please call Sheila evenings/weekends, 363 9141.So. Lake Shore apt coop needs twocreative, aggressive, attractive,mature self assertive and selfmotivated office professionals(property mgmt). One will be oursecretary receptionist the second willbe an asst, property manager Bothwill be handling a wide variety of peopie heavy 8. detailed paperwork withmuch public contact, lite to med typing req exp preferred. Send resumeonly c/o Charles H. Goodman, Pres.Creative Professional Mgmt. c/oHarper Square 4800 S. Lake Park •Range $700 1000 8. depending on experience much growth potentialPart time positions available at seniorcenter located in Hyde Park Responsibilities ae diverse and offer much opportunity for contact with individuals.Some positions require clerical skills.Qualifications for employment 62years or older. Contact 363 2900.Part time secretary wanted 9 a m 2p.m. Good typing 8. office experiencedesired. Varied duties $5/hr. Call 6844920Work in Japan! Teach English conversation. No experience, degree orJapanese required. Send long,stamped, self addressed envelope fordetails. Japan 302, 411 W. Center, Centralia, WA 98531.Female Model wanted to pose nude forestablished/published free lancephotographer $30-50/hr. guaranteed(more if work is published). No experience necessary. If concerned thisisn't legit feel free to bring a friend toinitial interview. Send phot andresume to William Hoff, 2470 N. Clark,Chicago 60614.Free I Q Tests for children ages 2 thru17 administered by psych grad studentin your home. Call 363 0069.$100 plus free room and board 1 monthfor young men who wish to serve assubjects for nutritional research project See Dr Reichard L. Landau. Billings M 168, 947 5534. Babysitter needed: 2 schoolage boysMon , Wed., Thur., 2:30 5:30 or 3:30 to5:30 p.m. near univ. Very good $. 6673716 after 5:30 or 947 6582Dental receptionist. General office experience necessary. Hyde Park area 5days per week. Call 324 2600.The Chicago Counseling andPsychotherapy Center, 5711 S.Woodlawn and 6354 N. Broadway,needs people who are willing to talkabout their personal problems andfeelings for 10 sessions with apsychotherapist in training. Participation should not be seen aspsychotherapy or as a substitute forpsychotherapy, although participantsmay find it a useful experience Participants will neither be paid or charged for their sessions. Call Pat at 6841800.PEOPLE FOR SALESpanish lessons by native speaker (UCgraducated student). Experienced andgood references. Call 753 4435 MissLois and leave message. Or write 7256S. Coles, Chicago 60649.YOGA at your home by graduated UCforeign student. Call Jaqueline 7534435 and leave message. Or write 7256S. Coles Chicago 60649For experienced piano teacher of alllevels call 947 9746.ARTWORK Illustration of all kinds,lettering, handaddressing for invitations, etc Noel Price 493 2399RESEARCHERS Free lance artistspecializes in just the type of graphicwork you need. Noel Price, 493 2399.Piano Lessons for beginners throughadvances. $4.00. 288 8747.SCENESFree Swimming Instruction for adults,Tuesdays, 7:30 8 30 p.m., beginningMarch 28 for 10 weeks in Ida Noyespool, all participants must have lockeror facilities pass.James McFarlane, University of EastAnglia, speaking on "Ibsen Then andNow," at 4:30 p.m. on April 4 in Rosenwald 11 Presented by the Departmentof Germanic Languages andliteratures and The NorwegianCultural Fund."Human Sexuality: New Directions inAmerican Catholic Thought," a talkby Agnes Cunningham, co author ofthe book by the same name. BondChapel, Sunday, April 2, 10 a m.Followed by Mass at 11 a m.There will be open elections for 3 positions on the Activities/Speakers Committee at the Student Gov't meeting.Tuesday, April 4 at 8:00 p.m. IdaNoyes Hall.Auditions: Blackfriars wants you fortheir spring production of "Me 8.Juliet." Saturday, April 1, 1:00-6:00p.m., in Mandel Hall. All welcome. Bring a song.COOKING CLASSES: Chinese & International. Full participation, day 8,evening classes limited to 6 studentseach. Wendy Gerick KE8 1324Modern Dance Classes. Grahambackground, body alignment, expressive movement. Phone WendyHoffman, 924 4523.AUDITIONS for woodwind, brass, andstring players, April 1-3. UniversitySymphony Orchestra Spring Concert:music of Brahms and Richard Strauss.Appointments made in Lexington 12.FOR SALEDoctoral Gown, $50, hood, (hist.), $30,cap, $5. D Nodtvedt, 2236 EdgewoodDr., Boulder, CO.PASSPORT PHOTOSWhile U-WaitMODEL CAMERA1344 E 55th St. 493 6700VIDEO RECORDERSPanasonic, VTR units in stock Checkour prices.MODEL CAMERA1344 E. 55th St. 493 6700High quality cabinetry and woodsculpting tools, some antique planesAlso 6x6' car camping tent, kerosenespaceheater. 947 8317.Advent/3 loudspeakers Perfectcondition $70. Call Ed 288 7797.vox: Acoustic/Ceitric 12 string finetone zn fitted hardshell case $175o.n.o. Phone 955 9351PERSONALSIf I ever see you again, don't be surprised if I am silent. PAL.DATING SERVICE Low cost Over1400 members. 274 6940WRITERS WORKSHOP (PL2 8377).RUMMAGEWANTEDSpring cleaning? Coop nursery schooland kindergarten needs used clothing,household and sporting goods, books,records, furniture, etc. for free pickupcall 643 0933 or 363 1630 TRANSCENDENTALMEDITATIONintroductory discussion of the TM qrogram Sunday Apr 2 at 3 00 p.m. in IdaNoyes East LoungeMONEY$20 reward for return of dark brownunlined gloves button at wrist. ContactMike 753 2249 room 2103 NO QUESTIONS ASKEDGAY PEOPLECOFFEEHOUSE Fri 21 March, IdaNoyes Library, 8-12.GLF meeting, Mon 3 April, Ida Noyes,rm 301, 7:30p.m.MEDICICONTINENTALBREAKFASTCome to the Medici Sunday morningfrom 9:30 1 and enjoy Sunday papers,fresh orange juice, home madesweetrolls, fresh fruit, homemadeyogurt and coffee All you can eat for$2.50.PAN PIZZADELIVEREDThe Medici Delivers from 5 10:30weekdays, 5-11.30 weekends. 667 7394.Save 60 cents if you pick it up yourself.HELPLINEWanted: People willing to committheir time to the operation of a UC in¬formation and counseling hotline.Please leave name and number at 7534206.RECORDS WANTEDWe pay cash for used records, alltypes, 33 rpm only. Second HandTunes. 1701 E. 55th. 684 3375 or 2621593LOST:3 BOOKS1) Civilization and its Discontents, 2)Moral Judgment of the Child, and 3)Childhood and Society. All were left inPsyc B 102 after Acquisition of Valuesexam on Mar 13. My name is insidebooks. If found, please call 753 2233,room 220 anytime.LEGAL NOTICENotice is hereby given, pursuant to"An Act in relation to the use of anassumed name in the conduct or transaction of business in this state," asamended, that a certificate was filedby the undersigned with the CountyClerk of Cook County, file No. K 59993on March 16, 1978 under the assumedname of Software Salvage Co. withplace of business located at 5454 S.Shore Dr. #612. The true name andresidence of owner is Joel S. Jaffer,2479 SW 13th St., Miami, FL 33145REFORM-LIBERALSHABBATSERVICEFRIDAYS, Hillel, 5:15 p.mPASSOVERAPRIL 22 29. FIRST SEDER FRIDAY, APRIL 21. If you did not get yourPassover mailing, register immediately at Hillel, 5715 Woodlawn forplacements for SEDARIM and makeyour reservations for lunches and dinners.EARLY MUSICCONCERTCoiegium Musicum Viol Consort in aconcert of English and Spanish music.Sat., April 1, 8:30 p.m., Bond Chapel,FREE.STUDYIN KOREAWant UC students to participate in 1stKorean American Student Conferencein Korea, from July 20 to Aug 10 Payown transportation cost, but other expenses will be paid by Korean Gov'tContact immediately consul Mr Lee,822 9485or KI3 3990 (evenings)DESIGNERSNEEDEDLighting and set designers needed forexperimental weekend in May. CallJim Lichtenstein at Court Theatre 7533583COLOR BLIND?Color Blind People wanted for experiments in vision and perception$2 50 per hour Call 947 6039 CRAFTCOURSESCalligraphy (beginners and advanced) and leaded glass classes are beingoffered Spring Quarter Sign up in Student Activities Office Ida Noyes 210.BASIC CLASSLearn to program in BASIC on theDEC 20 computer Register at CompCenter before April 7 for 6 sessioncourse beginning April 11. No charge,but establish a DEC 20 account to doexercises. For more info, call 753 8400DECSYSTEM 20Learn to use the Computation Center'sDEC 20 computer, accessible fromterminals all over campus Seminarsto teach how to use the system will beheld: Thursday, April 6, 3:30 5, Cobb101 Wednesday, April 12, 3:30 5. Pick022. No charge, all welcome.COMPCENTERCLASSESSpring quarter class list available.Classes in SPSS and BASIC Seminarsin Intro to Computer Concepts, Intro toDEC 20, APL, SCSS, and TSO. Come tomain Computation Center Rl C B27 orBusiness Office, 5737 University, orcall 753 8400GET-ACQUAINTEDCOMPUTERACCOUNTSStudents and faculty can open getacquainted accounts, either IBM 370or DEC 20, for spring quarter, $25 computer time given to students, $50 tofaculty. Bring valid ID to 5737 University.RENEW YOURCOMPUTERACCOUNTNOWStudents and faculty with fall quarterget acquainted accounts may renewfor spring quarter new You mustrenew by Fri April 7 or account will beclosed Bring valid ID to 5737 UniversitvTEACHERSWANTEDOne full time, one half time teacher forparent run alternative school. Openclassroom exp. pref. 1978-79, $7200 8000full time send resume; PhoenixSchool 5600 S. Woodlawn Chicago60637UC SAILINGCLUBRace team mtg. Tues 4/4, 7 p m., IdaNoyes Hall.ENERGYDr. O'Gallagher will speak on SOLARENERGY" PROSPECTIVES Tues Apr"4, 8 p.m. Ida Noyes, all invitedis NUCLEAR the way to go? HearSOLAR ENERGY PROSPECTIVESTues Apr 4 8 p m., Ida Noyes with Fermi Inst Researcher Dr O'GallagherRAP GROUPA women s Rap Group will meet Monday at 7:30 p.m on the 3rd floor of theBlue Gargoyle. For more info 752 5655LITERARYMAGAZINEPRIMAVERA IS ON SALE IN MOSTHYDE PARK STORES A BOBSNEWSSTAND We need women to lointhe editorial staff Call 752 5655 if youcan help outWORK/STUDYCOLLEGE WORK/STUDY APPLICATIONS FOR SUMMER 1978 ANDTERM TIME 1978 79 are nowavailableUndergraduates : Applicationsavailable in College Aid, HM 281Deadlines PCS—April 1, SummerWork#Study Applications May 1,Term time Work/Study Applications—July 1Graduate Students: Applicationsavailable in Career Counseling &Placement, RC 200 Deadlines: GAPSAF —April 1 Summer Wock/StudyApplications—May 1. Term TimeWork/Study ApplicationsLOSTANDFOUNDLots of Winter gloves, hats, glasses,etc looking for original owners Administration Building 104 , 8 30 12 andI S. Mon Fri. CLASSIC GREYSTONEA modern approach whichemphasizes the best featuresof old and new. Spacious liv.rm. w/woodburning fireplc.,formal din. rm., super kitchen, 4 bedrms & study, 3'/2baths plus parking Offeredat below appraised value. Tosee, call Mrs. Haines at 6676666.CUSTOM TOWNHOUSE2400 sq. ft. of super modernliving. Bubble dome skylight,glass walls, exposed brickwalls, circular staircase,sunken roman bath, rec. rm.& in house garage for this 3bedrm. corner home w/land-scaped yard. $149,500. To see,call KRM at 667 6666.SEE THISExcellent 3 apt. brick bldg.w/6 rms. each, 3 car garage,tile baths, gas heat, appliances, built in extras.Price in mid $60s. Call Mrs.Coe at 667 6666CLOSE IN TO U. OF C.W/PARKINGLrg. liv. rm., woodburningfireplc., formal din. rm. &modern kitchen make this 2bedrm. 2 bath condo ideal forentertaining. There is astudy/guest rm. too pluswoodworking shop, bike rm.,garden & common patio forsummer parties. Only$62,500. Call now! Richard E.Hild at 667 6666.MADISON PARKFirst time offered! Elegant10 rm. condo overlookingprivate park. 4 lrg. bedrms ,3 baths, 2 huge sunporchesWoodburning fireplc.,elevator. Many, many extrasin this 3400 sq. ft. condohome For informationplease call Margaret Kennedy at 667 6666.BEST CO OP IN TOWNNear 57th & Stony Islandoverlooking the museum.This 2 bedrm., 1 bath aptw/garage is ready to buy at$28,500. To see, call FrankGoldschmidt at 667 6666AMENITIES GALOREIn this attractive 1 bedrm.condo w/balcony, sundeck,laundry & game rms.perfect for busy couplew/modern taste Appliancesincl. Low price, low assmt.Call Mrs Ridlon of 667 6666UNDER $30,000With its separate living room&- dining room this onebedrm. plus sunporch is oneof Hyde Park's best buys. Tosee call J. Edward LaVelleat 667 6666 UNIQUE HYDE PARK3-FLATPerfect for live in owner whowants income. 3 Flat; One 5rm., One 4 rm. & One 2-rm.apt. w/extensive modernization to the 1st & 2nd floors &hallways. One car garage,near 51st & Dorchester. Priced at $87,500. To see. CallFrank Goldschmidt at 667-6666AS YOU LIKE ITThis gracious Kenwood homecombines the elegance of the'20's w/the live ability of the'70's. A truly distinctivehome: beautiful woodwork,many fireplaces, well-proportioned rooms, lrg attractive yard. Your fantasycome true. To see please callMargaret Kennedy at667 6666HYDE PARK SPECIALCozy & bright 2 bedrm. apt.Competitively priced at$45,000 for immed. sale. Thisunit has formal din. rm.,modern kitchen & bath & isavailable for spring possession. To see call Mrs. Hainesat 667 66660IGSPACE,SMALL PRICE2 bedrms. plus study. Extralarge & bright liv. rm., din.rm. & sunporch Priced in thelow $30's. To see, call GeorgeBilgerat667 6666.75THON THE LAKEThis modern 3 bedrm., 21 zcondo w/sunken liv. rm. is inmove in condition. All appliances including washer &dryer are a part of thepackage Asking $48,900. CallNadine Hild about the extrasat 667 66668 BRIGHT ROOMSOVERLOOKING CITYEnjoy the view of the loop &the lake. Beach facilities,game rooms, off street parking Gracious living in thiswell established old coop apt.at S. Shore Dr & 73rd St. Foronly $25,000. To see callNadine Hild at 667 6666SOUTH OF 55TH STREETLoads of sunlight, woodburning fireplc., natl oak floors,modern kitchen in beautiful 3bedrm., 2 bath condo Quiet,well maintained bldg To seecall Eleanor Coe at 667 6666CAMPUS/RAY SCHOOL3 Bedrms., 2 baths, condohome w/woodburningfireplc.. Modern kitchen &baths Rear yard. Anespecially well run bldg. Tosee, call Mrs. Haines at 66766661461 East 57th Street,' Chicago Illinois 60637667-6666Daily 9 to5 Sat 9 to 1, Or call 6*7 6666 AnytimeColl us f.v a free no obliqa»ion estimate of value ofvour home * sndorninium or co opThe Chicago Maroon Friday, March 31,1988 23APARTMENTS FOR SALE—--"-■‘-itfi 'W 'aWW^rffr"" '• _.1T_.. n- ♦Save for a rainy day at Hyde Park BankFree Totes Umbrella or Bain Scarf(with a $250 savings deposit)It*8 a wise idea to save for a rainy day atHyde Park Bank and Trust Company.Because right now, you can get a freeTotes umbrella or rain scarf simply for de¬positing *250 into a new or existing savingsaccount.Of course, your money earns at the high¬est bank interest rates allowed by law. Andeach depositor is fully insured to *40,000.And then there’s Totes. It’s the qualityname in rainy day protection.Totes Umbrellas. Easy to open. Easy toclose. They’re 100% nylon and the framescarry a lifetime guarantee. The man’smodel comes in jet black. The woman’s model comes in black, red, navy, cocoa,light blue, bone, rust or yellow.Totes Rain Scarves. With the look andfeel of silk. Made of water-repellent, stainresistant Polyester Twill. And in a rainbowof designs and colors. In all, dozens ofdifferent scarves to choose from.This offer begins March 21, 1978, and ex¬pires on April 22, 1978. Selection is limitedto supply. So we urge you to hurry.As Noah might have said: "You wouldn’twant to be left out in the rain.”1525 East 53rd St., Chicago, III. 60615 • Phone: 752-4600$250 must remain on deposit for a period of six months or a $5.00service charge will be assessed. One gift per depositor.Mtmbti F 0 I C