aVol. 86, No. 40 The University of Chicago Tuesday, March 1, 1977Promotions without tenure Coalition invitesWilson to rally,increase; only four profs refuses to give petition to Deanawarded tenure last yearBy JAN RHODESOver the past five years, thenumber of tenured promotions hasdeclined while untenured termappointments have increased,according to statistics fromProvost D. Dale Johnson.In the batch of tenure decisionsmade last December 15, fourassistant professors werepromoted to associate professorwith tenure, and six others werepromoted without tenure forspecified terms, usually five years.Since that date, at least one ad¬ditional tenure offer has beenmade.This is the first year since 1972that tenured promotions have beenoutnumbered by term promotions.The University Statutes say thatassociate professor is usually atenured position and characterizeterm appointments on that level asexceptions.Early this quarter. The Maroonlearned that Edward Cook andJulius Kirshner, both in thedepartment of history, were giventenure. In addition, James Ipser,in the departments of astronomyand astrophysics, and JamesPilcher, in the department ofphysics, have been promoted withtenure.The fifth person receiving tenureis in the division of biologicalscience, in a clinical field, ac¬cording to information from theProvost.In the memo circulated to deans,department chairmen, andmembers of the Council of theUniversity Senate, Johnsonsummarized the outcome of ap¬pointment decisions made on themid-December decision date since1972. Tenure may be offered at any time, but about two-thirds offaculty cases considered fall on theDecember date.The University does not releasethe names of people involved.Johnson’s memo gave statisticalinformation about cases ofassistant professors and in¬structors, broken down by sex anddistribution in the graduatedivisions, graduate schools, or theCollege.This December, 99 individualcases were decided. Promotionswith tenure accounted for 4 percent of the total, term ap¬pointments for 6 per cent, andterminations for 18 per cent, afigure which has remained fairlyconstant since 1972. The bulk of theremainder, 63 per cent, were keptat the level of assistant professor,reappointed for 1 to 3 years.Resignations made up 9 percent.This year, of 20 women assistantprofessors considered, none wereawarded tenure. One received aterm appointment as associateprofessor, 13 were retained asassistant professor, 3 resigned,and 3 were fired.The number of tenuredpromotions has been steadilydeclining singe 1972, when 13people (9.5 per cent of casesconsidered) were promoted withtenure. That year, only 1 termappointment was made (.7 percent), but this category has beengrowing ever since.According to faculty sources,there is growing discussion aboutmaking the apparent statisticaltrend into a full-fledged policystatement on tenure, and awardingtenure only at the level of fullprofessor. The Graduate School ofBusiness has been following such apolicy for the past two years.This sculpted bar of Ivory soap won first prize in the Student Ac¬tivities Office annual soap carving contest. Pamela Berrai, a third-year graduate student in medieval English carved the unicorn from asingle bar of soap. The three judges awarded Berrai a copy of“Fabulous Beasts and Demons,” donated by Stuart Brent. (Photo byDan Newman) By PETER COHNThe Speakout Coalition, astudent group which has called fora moratorium on tuition increasesuntil the financial affairs of theUniversity “are made public,”yesterday issued a publicstatement inviting President JohnWilson to a Speakout rally Thur¬sday night.The statement was releasedfollowing a meeting between tworepresentatives of the coalitionand dean of students CharlesO’Connell. According to Speakoutmembers, they had been refusedan appointment with PresidentWilson and Provost D. GaleJohnson, and were told byJonathan Kleinbard, vicepresident for community affairsand special assistant to Wilson, tomeet either with vice president forpublic affairs D.J.R. Bruckner orO’Connell.Speakout members sought tomeet with Wilson to give him apetition, signed by over 2,400people, which endorses the goals ofthe coalition.The Speakout representativesrefused to present the petitions toO’Connell, saying that “NeitherD.J.R. Bruckner nor DeanO’Connell has the authority toaffect either a suspension of thetuition increase or a release of theUniversity’s complete budget.”Speakout members have calledfor public disclosure of the com- Nlck Jordanplete University budget, includinga department by-departmentbreakdown of budget allocationsThe Provost’s annual budgetmessage, the report of the Dean’sBudget Committee, and theFinancial Report, which are madepublic, contain balance sheets ofbroad spending categories of thetotal budget.Administration officials havedefended the withholding of thedetailed budget, saying that fulldisclosure would create politicaltension between departments andthreaten the confidentiality of (Photo by Dan Newman)faculty salaries.“What we want is dialogue, notconfrontation,” said Coalitionmember Nick Jordan, a second-year student. “The administrationgoes out of its way to keep adistance. That affects studentsbecause it makes it difficult forthem to assess how the Universityexperience affects them. Peopleare beginning to realize that thefirst step toward understandingthe University is more in¬formation.”Coalition to 3Meeting in DenverEight profs address AAASBy CAROL SWANSONStandardized mental healthtests, X-ray and nuclear imaging,and the relationship betweengeology and public policy wereamong the topics addressed lastweek by the eight Universityscholars making presentations atthe American Asociation for theAdvancements of Science (AAAS)annual convention in Denver.Members of the AAAS, one of theworld’s leading general scientificsocieties, met to hear discussion ona wide range of scientific issues^Among the speakers present wasNorman Bradbum, professor andchairman of the department ofbehavioral sciences. Bradbum’spaper, “The Measurement ofPsychological Well-being,” dealtwith the possibility of developing astandardized test of mental health,similar to widely used I.Q tests.Bradburn noted two recenttrends in testing methods formental and emotional problems.First, he said, questioning hasshifted from including childhoodexperience to total concentrationon an individual's current ex¬periences. ITie second develop¬ment has bpen toward question¬naires wMch can be self-administero). no longer requiringadministration by a professional.BradburJ accented the sub¬stantial differences in results when questions were asked in “positive”instead of “negative” ways.Concluding his presentation,Bradbum said, “I am optomisticthat bv the end of the decade, wewill have an instrument formeasuring general well-being thatwill be administered on a periodicbasis to samples of the U.S.population, and that we shall beginto have more solid knowledgeabout the mental health of thepopulation.”Charles E. Metz, associateprofessor in the department ofradiology also spoke in Denver,describing his theoretical andexperimental research in thediagnostic effectiveness of X-rayand nuclear imaging. Metz istrying to develop a method fordetermining the effectiveness,building on a World War IItechnique for judging the successof radar detection. Thetechnique, known as receiveroperating characteristic (ROC)curve, may be used, suggestsMetz, to determine whether newtypes of X-ray brain and bodyscanners and ultrasound imagingtechniques are worth the cost tothe patient. The ROC curve is agraph of the relationship betweenthe frequencies of correct andincorrect positive diagnoses atvarious “decision threshhold”levels, levels where the diagnosisof some abnormality is hard tomake. Metz hopes to soon test themethod on cancer patients. Peter J. Wyllie, professor ofgeological sciences and thecollege, and editor of the Journal ofGeology’, presented a paper,“Frontiers of the Natural Scien¬ces” in recounting some of themost recent advnaces of geologicalresearch. The past year, he said,“may come to De regarded as thepivotal year when the emphasis oforganized international researchin geology tipped from the theoryof earth aynamics toward naturalresource systems.” He also spokeof an overlap between researchand public policy, citing ear¬thquake prediction as one exampleof this overlap. He suggested thatresearch on volcanoes and ear¬thquakes can possibly be in¬corporated into a public policy thatcan protect individuals. Wyllieconcluded his presentation bystressing that people must learn tolive with global geological cyclesand that “Continued research andpublic education, are essential ifwe are to accomplish this.”Odin Anderson, director of theUniversity’s Center for HealthAdministration Studies andprofessor in the sociologydepartment presented a papertitled. “Future directions inNational Health Policy”. 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Sot 0 5PMPart* Opon Saturday too till 2 Noon rThe Chicago Maroon Tuesday, March 1,1977 3Conquering the cold--or--Chicago: a city that worksBy JEFFREY RUBIN-DORSKYThis is a story of oppression and thetriumph over it, albeit a temporary one, foralready the spoils of victory are rottingaway. Like many a story that has hauntedand pursued and even harassed its author, itmust be told.It began when, after a trial of sorts, mywife and I found a spacious apartment onsouth Hyde Park Boulevard, one which was,for Hyde Park, relatively inexpensive. Inone ofhis more coherent moments, Mr. W—,the janitor, assured u$ that we would be“happy" here.Since he seemed like a jolly fellow- (due.as we later discovered, to the powers ofdrink), we had no cause to doubt him. Also,much to our delight, we discovered that ourfavorite Philosophy student lived upstairs.It was an auspicious commencement.We moved into our new apartment onDecember 15.1976. The problems, however,didn’t take long to set in. Our neighbordirectly overhead, a young bachelor, beganalmost immediately to blast us out with hishigh-powered stereo set at about eight onthe volume dial. His problem, or ratherours, was that he thought he was still livingin the 60’s. When confronted with the possi¬bility that not only was his sense of timewarped, but that his space was truly nothis own, he could only mutter, almostinarticulately, "It’s my lifestyle, man." Toadd to the jamboree, our neighbor rightacross the way had a lovely routine workedout — he avoided walking his monster GreatDane by simply turning him loose in thebackyard right under our window everynight at 1:30 for at least an hour of rompinggood fun. Poor dog, cooped up in that big oldhouse all day, who could feel it in his heart tobe angry when, for 60 straight minutes, hedidn’t stop barking. And as a proper ac¬companiment to the cacophony of sound —in fact, replacing it as our number one focusof interest — we were freezing.Considerably below the required 68degrees during the day, the temperature inour apartment would plummet to between50 degrees and 55 degrees at night. We hadfallen victim to that universal Hyde Parkpractice of shutting off the heat from 10:30pm to 6:30 am, despite the fact that ac¬cording to the Building Department it’sillegal for the heat to be completely off, atany time, from the middle of September tothe middle of April. Of course the waylandlords circumvent this requirement isthat most apartments will retain enoughwarmth if the heat has been on all day to stay above 55 degrees, the BuildingDepartment’s night-time minimum, whilett? steam is not coming up at night. But thiswas not the case with our apartment.After taking some small comfort inidentifying ourselves with our favoritevictims in contemporary literature, wedecided it was time to act.*We called up Mr.G—, our absentee landlord in Riverdale,Illinois, to complain, in the first place, aboutthe lack of heat. Letting the anger build upto its maximum point, Iconfronted him withhis ungodly practices, and the primitivestate to which they had reduced us: did heknow that before my wife could get intobed she had to put on sweat pants, sweatsocks, and three sweaters, and that despiteour most concerted efforts (and all ourextra clothes) we were inevitably awakenedin the middle of the night by the cold?“Jeff,” he said to me in a weiry voice ofprofessional control and assumed friend¬ship, “you’ve got a cold apartment.” Thankyou for the illumination, I thought; yourinsight is radiant. I then stressed the factthat there was obviously something wrongwith the heating system, when it was on, andthat while I couldn’t be sure about all theapartments in the building. I did know thatwe (and our Philosophy friend upstairs)were not getting enough heat. “Jeff,” hesaid sincerely, “there’s nothing wrong withthe heating system; we’re checking itconstantly. It’s a structural problem — it’sjust a cold apartment. We’re running theheat, full blast, night and day.” Someonewas obviously deluded. Forcing myself to beas rational as possible, I pointed out that thetemperature was below 68 degrees duringthe day, that the heat went off at 10:30 pmevery night, and that, SHIT, we werefreezing, and then threw in whatever else I could think of saying at the moment. Myoutburst met with a period of silence until,finally, he answered in a voice secure in therecognition of its own power, “Jeff, we bothknow the law.” My anger having been ef¬fectively thwarted, I was impotent torespond.Having attempted to act according to thedictates of sweet Reason (alwayscivilization’s number one choice) andhaving failed utterly, and short of acting outsome of the fantasies of violence I was dailyconjuring up (they were so rich that myfriend tells me I could have been acharacter in a John Hawkes novel), weturned, in our desperation to the greatbureaucracy, the city of Chicago. Just thinkhow desperate we really were.Two times we called the BuildingDepartment to complain, and two times ourcomplaint was speedily and cordiallyrecorded. It could have been that these wereonly scrimmages before the big game, butnevertheless nothing happened. Then acrisis occurred. On Friday evening,January 22, at about 8:00 pm, with thetemperature around 0 degrees outside andthe thermometer in our already chillyapartment reading less than 65 degrees, theradiators in both the living room andbedroom went out completely, except forone rung at the end. To say that we hadbecome accustomed to the cold would not bequite accurate, but now there would noteven be the paltry amount of heat we hadbeen getting. Suffering may be ennobling,but this was serious. We called up Mr. W —,who lives in a townhouse across the backalley where he controls the heat, which hekeeps at about 80 degrees constantly, so headmitted to me once. He mutteredsomething about a fuse having blown (which made, and to this day still makes no sense),but that he would be over soon. In he came,lit up like a roman candle. My wife pointedout the cold radiators; he briefly examinedthem, and then, unexpectedly, he explodedin a torrent of abusive language, to the ef¬fect that he didn’t give a damn about theheat, why don’t we stop bothering him, gocomplain to whomever we wished, we werelucky to have whatever we did. Then hestalked out of the house (a neat little trick,because he was also staggering), secure, inhis power and warm in his whiskey. We, onthe other hand, were astonished and not alittle sick over such an ugly and viciousdisplay.We slept hardly at all that night, and in themorning the situation was no better. It was50 degrees in our apartment at 9:00. It wasso cold you could see your breath.Desperation drove us again to the BuildingDepartment, but since it was Saturday wehad to phone the Mayor’s office, where callsare received on the weekends. I must havepresented our situation compellingly, forbehind the mildly patronizing voice thatcame over the wire I could detect, even inmy anxiety to present the details, a sym¬pathetic note. Somehow- he got me to calmdown, and while he couldn’t promiseanything, he said he would do his best to seethat our complaint was acted upon. We tookthis to mean what anv two people who hadspent their whole lives in New York wouldhave: a polite way of saying that ourproblem really didn't matter at all. It wastoo much for me to bear, so I pleaded thecause of scholarship, and took my cowardlyway to Regenstein, not exactly the bastionof warmth in those difficult days, but avirtual hot house compared to our apart¬ment. In my ignominy I stopped at Cohn andStern and bought a pair of long underwear.My wife, fortunately, is possessed of amore indomitable spirit. Moreover, she wasstill seething over Mr. W—’s beastly con¬duct. She called everyone and anyone shecould think of: the local police precinct, theTribune Action Line, The Mayor’s Office ofInformation, even 911. Most were polite,some were indifferent. The universalresponse was, however, that only theBuilding Department had jurisdiction here.Reduced by this time to miserable despair,she was considering Regenstein herself,when at approximately 10:30 am a callcame through from that very bureau we hadalready given up on, the Building Depart¬ment. A kindly voice inquired whethersomeone would be home duringcouple of hours, and if so, an Ifwould be out at about 12:00 to assess thesituation. Somehow she managed to gasp a“yes, there would be someone here . . . wasan Inspector actually coming TODAY?”The voice answered, soothingly, “Yes, dear,definitely”; and “Think warm thoughts,dear.” A measure of how moved andgrateful my wife was at that moment mightbe taken by the fact that she allowed theman to call her “dear" several timeswithout even politely pointing out the con¬descending attitude toward women that theuse of such a term implied. And all thisoccurred while I was sitting in a carrel onthe third floor of Regenstein reading Ad¬dison’s Spectator essays and dreaming of anordered world.StjrShip (Sargu tjl r PRESENTS MUSICHYDE PARK W5 7X11 a. UNIVERSITY GOOD MUSICALL SPRING LONGcalendar tobe announced4-The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, AAarch 1,1977It must have been Divine intervention.(Faith is so easy ) What else would explainthe fact that an Inspector was coming today,and not three weeks hence when the tem¬perature outside would be 45 degrees andthe apartment would be liveable. There wasno indication as to which of our three callsthe Building Department was responding;in fact, we had heard that if an Inspector dideventually come, it was usually well beyondthe time of urgent need. When ! spoke to mywife a short time later, we tried to imaginewhat the Inspector would be like. We shareda common image (our New Yorkbackgrounds were showing again): a beefy,cigar-smoking, ale-drinking hunk of a guy,with an attitude of “what’s ya problem,lady.” When we finished discussingpossibilities, she chased out the neighborswho had come to commiserate; she didn’twant any extra body heat warming up theapartment. Our Philosophy friend camedown to wait with her. He too was freezinghis ass off. At about 11:30 the buzzer rang, and whenshe opened the door, a man claiming to befrom the Building Department presentedhimself. Under 30 years old, tall and thin,with fashionably long hair, and wearingdungarees and construction boots, he hadcome a bit early because he wanted to behome by 3:00 to catch the Basketball game.This had to be pre-arranged: he was one of-us! He went about his business in a mostprofessional manner. He checked theradiator in the living room: ice-cold. Hewent into the bedroom: again, the radiatorwas emitting no heat. My wife pointed outthe thermometer on the wall, and he readthe temperature. “It’s 50 degrees in here,”he exclaimed incredulouslv. “This isridiculous.” She just shook her head. “Iknow,” she said. He asked for the landlord’sphone number, called, and, discovering hewas out, left a message with the secretary tothe effect that there was serious trouble onSouth Hyde Park Blvd., and that Mr. G—had better call the Building Departmentimmediately upon returning. During all thistime the Inspector remained absolutelycalm and unruffled.My wife, who was less so, managed tomake what under the circumstances mustbe regarded as an extraordinarysuggestion, for her mind was alreadynumbed by the cold. Since Mr. W— onlylived across the way. perhaps the Inspectorwould like to give him a call. too. He mightcome over and take a look at the radiators.The Inspector was perfectly willing, andfinding Mr. W— at home, introducedhimself and stated the problem. Mr. W—behaved just as my wife figured he would; through the receiver of the phone she andour Philosophy friend could hear his volubleand abrasive voice spewing forth a wholehost of obscenities. He again tried the ex¬cuse of a fuse having blown, but our In¬spector was unmoved. With a precise senseof just what needed to be done, he replied,“I’m sorry Mr. W—, but that’s not goodenough. I’m standing in the apartment now,and it’s cold. It’s 50 degrees in here, Mr. W-;what are you going to do about it.” All Mr.W— was capable of doing was to continue tobe abusive, w'hich was obviously not a dif¬ficult task for him to perform, but our In¬spector maintained his equilibriumthroughout. Then, in what has to be one ofthe great moments in our dealings with theworld, my wife heard him say, apparently inresponse to W—’s challenge. “No. Mr. W—,I’m not threatening you at all. I’m simplytelling you what will happen if the heat is notreturned to this apartment soon. You andMr. G—- will be in court on Thursday.” Ohsweet vindication! What power, and on ourside for a change! The Inspector explainedto my wife that the Building Departmenttook these infractions seriously. If the boilerhad broken (w'hich wras not the case here,for other apartments had heat) and theyrefused to fix it immediately, they would bein court on Monday. As it was. unlesssomething was done to restore sufficientheat to the apartment, they would, indeed,be in court by next Thursday. The legalprocess would' be set in motion when hereported this cold apartment to his boss. Ithought of one of the kids I used to teachback in New York, and how he would haveexclaimed had he witnessed this: “The mandon’t play.” Later when I asked mywifetorecall how she had felt at the moment, shesaid. “Jeffrey, it was as good as anorgasm.”The Inspector stayed for a cup of coffee,and then went to check out our Philosophyfriend’s apartment. It wasn't at ailnecessary for him to remain there verylong. When he observed that there w'as noradiator in the living room, he had seenenough. As it wras impossible to sleep in ourapartment that Saturday night, we stayedwith friends in Skokie. They have heat, andplenty of it, in Skokie. Sunday afternoon itwas no better, though by Sunday evening ithad gotten a bit warmer. We were in themiddle of Masterpiece Theater (ah. for theorder of Eton Place) when we heard a knockat the door. Suspecting something, my wifeand I both went to answer it, and when weopened the door there stood Mr. W— withhis hands raised in supplication. “I’ve got noargument witn Rubin-Dorskvs,” he sput¬tered at us. Miraculously, he managed toget our name right, not the easiest of ac¬complishments. we’ve discovered, even forsober citizens. He then began to apologizefor what had occurred Friday night, of¬fering a series of excuses: he had worked sohard on Friday clearing away the snow, hehad been so harried (he didn’t use thatword); and he was so tired. We let him standright there in the doorway, for though we’reusually quite hospitable, there was no waywe were going to let his presence profaneour apartment again. We were cold andimpenetrable, for all three of us knew thathe was only there because the BuildingDepartment had been on his and the lan¬ dlord’s backs, and that the landlord hadprobably told him to get over to our part-ment and make amends. Indeed, he told usthat the Building Department people hadcalled that very day. Consequently, he hadmade arrangements to have someone cometo look at the radiators on Monday.“They’re going to take them apart andcheck out everything.” he told us. He evenoffered us the use of a little space heaterthat he usually kept out at his house in thecountry; it may help a little, he said, untilthere’s* enough heat. He also knew that wehadn’t slept in the apartment Saturdaynight. Finally, when he was all through, hegrabbed my hand and said, “Your’re a niceguy. I know your wife is behind all this. Mywife is the same way, always nagging.”When he left we agreed that we couldn'tlet his wretchedness spoil the victory ourperseverance had gained. And victory itwas, for though we never found out justwhat the repairman had discovered, we didbegin to have plenty of heat the very nextday. It even lasted through the night,although, at the time of this writing, they’rebeginning to revert back to the formerpractice of heating only during the day. OurPhilosophy friend upstairs got satisfaction,too; a radiator was installed in his apart¬ment, despite the fact that when he hadpreviously complained to the landlord hewas told that it was ••impossible” to connecta radiator in the middle of the winter. Im¬possible. too, was the fact that our “coldapartment’’ now had plenty of heat. Thus,we were able to see ourselves, with the helpof the city of Chicago, and perhaps .Another(who knows!) as heroes in our own littlefiction, though one which seemed decidedlyout of step with the times. We. the powerlessgood guys, had triumphed over the almightybad guys. Amazingrace: we were freezingand now we're warm.Perhaps we ought to try and live out themyth: head out after the young rake withthe stereo, and the inconsiderate S O B. withhis monster dog. and in so doing add anothernotch or two to our Bic pens. But that’s anepisode that will have to wait. “Only onechapter at a time in this fiction.” I can hearour Author saying. In the meantime, there isanother point* to be made, one rather moregermane to the meaning of our experience.Blessed is the citv that works, and Blessedare those who recognize it All youChicagoans who are inwardly humbled,and/or outwardly piqued by the image of“the Big Apple”: will you please forget it!Take it from two people who know. Thisstory could never have happened in NewYork.NIGHT RT THE QPERRMarch, Thur. 3 & Sat. 57:00 & 9:30 p.m. 1-House $1.50The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, March 1, 1977 5Cagers lose to refs; season ends at 11-9By GENE PAQUETTEDespite Saturday’s disheartening loss atthe remote, hostile home of MidwesternConference cellar dwellar Grinnell, theUniversity’s men’s basketball team stillfinished with a respectable and somewhatdeceptive record, 11-9, and a very optimisticlook for next year.Grinnell depended on Paul Delaney’s 29points and ceaseless whistle blowing,directed mostly at the Maroons, to win itsfirst Conference game of the year. Delaney,the Conference West Division’s secondleading scorer going into the game, wasgenerally shut off on the drive by Maroondefensive ace Greg Retzinger, so instead hepulled up to hit a variety of outside shots.But most instrumental in Grinnell’s so-called attack was its frequent presence andaccuracy at the foul line. Grinnell was ac¬tually outscored from the field, 60 to 46, buttook 41 shots from the line, connecting on 34,while the victimized Maroons had to settlefor nine points out of a measly 13 chances.Victimized, indeed, as two fouls werecalled on the Maroons before the game wassix seconds old. When this trend continued,the Maroons resorted to stall tactics, fornine minutes in fact, simply so there wouldbe regulars left to finish the game.But after falling behind. 39-37, at halftime,the Maroons were forced to come out of thestall, and as the foul calling persisted, theygradually ran out of regulars. Grinnellbenefited from the penalty situation forover 17 minutes in the second half. Concernfor the foul situation was diverted whenMaroon leading scorer Jay Alley exitedeight minutes early after a collision with aGrinnell player on a rebound. This resultedin a hospital visit and seven stitches in thechin, for Alley.Still, with two minutes left the Maroonswere only down by five. But when the lastMaroon to foul out, Steve Shapiro, wascalled for his fifth infraction with 42 secondsleft, the total of ejected, six, supplementedby Alley’s absence, should have left the Maroons with four players on the court. Thereferees, however, avoided this em¬barrassment by ignoring the scorer’s table.Nevertheless, Grinnell eased its way to asomewhat tarnished 80-69 victory.Shapiro played a good overall gamethroughout and led the Maroons with 21points. Dan Hayes paced the team in thefirst half and finished with 15. Alley had 14before leaving, but Bret Scheafer was in foultrouble before working up a sweat and couldonly contribute four. Greg Retzingerfinished his Maroon career with anothersolid performance, scoring ten points anddoing all he could to contain Grinnell’sDelaney.The Maroons finished two games over.500, 11-9, nagged by a considerable numberof close decisions dropped and thatcustomary “what-might-have-been”feeling. Six or seven baskets strategicallydistributed over the season would havechanged their overall record to 15-5 andtheir league record to 7-1. In that case, asassistant coach Chuck Schacht moaned,“W’e’d be playing Tuesday night instead ofBeloit” for the Midwest Conferencechampionship against West Division leaderKnox. game, and was one of the main reasonsMaroon guards provided consistentpenetration if not accurate outside shooting.And 6-3 swingman Tod Lewis, will be one ofthose counted upon to fill the gap seniorGreg Retzinger leaves when Greggraduates to medical school and perhapsthe Zephyr*. Other Maroons expected tocontribute are forwards Mark Miller andKevin Tetsworth and guards Mike Mervin,Marty Gleason, and Ken Jacobs. EugeneClark and Darryl Bradley depart after atotal of 7 faithful seasons under Joe Stampfand John Angelus. Bradley would have beena star this year were he not recovering froma leg injury sustained in a car accident twoyears ago.Ass’t. Coach Schacht, offering com¬ mentary when head caoch Angelus could notbe reached, is also expecting the field houseto be completed by this fall. “Construction ison schedule”, and he is looking forward tostarting the season in the newly renovatedcomplex stating that the larger court andbrighter, better lit interior will be ad¬vantageous to the Maroons, in physical aswell as psychological dimensions.A Maroon squad competing for a divisionchampionship should also be ample in¬centive for large turnouts, which in turn willprovide the Maroons with enthusiasticsupport and a home crowd advantage. ForMaroon basketball players, student-athletesburdened with trying to find time to cramtwo lives into one, this development is an¬ticipated and well deserved.SportsWrestlers last in tourneyBut dwelling over “Ifs” is traditionallymore acceptable when discussing upcomingexpectations than when lamenting over pastdisappointments. And the Maroons’ outlookis bright. Next season they should be theteam to beat in their division. They bringback their four leading scorers, includingdivision scoring champion Jay Alley, whooverall averaged just a shade under 20points per game. But 6-6 Bret Scheafer (14.3points and about 9 rebounds per game) and6-5 Dan Hayes (9.2,7), according to Schacht,might not have to split the job at center ifone of a couple of 6-8, 6-9 high schoolprospects chooses Chicago for a four yearacademic and athletic grind.A few competent guards will also bewelcomed back. Starter Steve Shapiro(11.8) seemed to hit double figures every By DAVID RIESERThe University wrestling team got blownout in it’s first attempt at the Midwestconference title last weekend.The team took dead last in the nine teamconference tourney placing only onewrestler and scoring only nine points. Coewon going away, placing" nine wrestlers inthe finals and scoring over 100 points.The only man to place was FrankValentine who took fourth at 126 pounds.Bob Mitchell who was a Maroon hopeful at118 faced one too many former conference champions and was unable to score in thetop five. Mitch Martin was expected to dowell at 136 and turned in his best per¬formance in four years but also could notbreak into the top ranks.Coach John Schael was still pleased withthe weekend. “The guys wrestled the bestI’ve ever seen them,” he said, “they werefacing their toughest competition and theyreally responded . ”“I’m not just saying this,” he continued,“but next year it could go either way. Fromthird on down the team were pretty closelybunched. 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March 4, 4 pm.Ida Noyes Hall 1212 E. 59 St.Sponsored by:Organization of Black StudentsYoung Socialist AllianceNew American MovementStudent Coalition Against RacismACLASSIFIED ADSSPACE SCENESSTUDIO apt available March 18, 5455S. Blackstone, near Coop & on Minibusroute. $160 rent—includes new in¬crease. Prefer to sell furniture- inex¬pensive: double bed, door desk,dresser bookshelves, etc. Call 241-58228pm 12mid. BLACKFRIARS SPRING SNOW, Ac¬tors, Singers, Dancers, Techies, Musi¬cians, Designers, Choreographers,Music Directors, needed. INH Wed3/2/77. 7:30 p.m.; Sat. 3/5/77, 2 p.m.;more info call Keith Klein, 753-3444.Sublease from April to Sept, (w/optionto lease) two bedrm. two bath apt.w/dining room. Dishwasher, Double¬oven, air-conditioning. Two tenniscourts, view of Lake and DowntownChicago, indoor parking available.Call Denise or Joan 241-7032.5045 S. Woodiawn, 2 rm. apt., 1 person,643-2760 or 667-5746. FOLLIES. Mar. 6, 2 p.m.; Mar. 7 8. 8, 7p.m. in Reynolds Club Theatre. Alumsand persons over 30 especially urgedto try out.FOR SALE2 Tickets to Symphony March 16 Univ.Night Save at 493 9476.Grad dorm rms. avail., single men,adjacent UC campus. Theo. Sem. Spr.Qtr. Student Service Office, 752-5757,ext. 32. 1790 Dodge Dart Swinger, 2 dr., 6 cyl.Body and Engine in perfect condition.Absolutely no rust. 28,000 miles only.Snow tires. Must sell for leaving US.F med std. seeks studio or one bedrm.apt. or quiet rm. in home (with kitch.priv.) 947-0855. Asking $1150. Or best offer. Call753-3745 (day) or 947-0615 (morn. &eve.).U.C. housing contract, male or female,single 753-3771. Grant. 1971 Buick Skylark • Green V-8, A/C.Body fair, engine good. $650. 288 6568. TIREDOf being picked on and orderedaround? Get even!! Be a coxswain forUC Men's Crew. Ida Noyes, 8:30 p.m..Wed. March 2.HOUSING CONTRACT FOR SALE.Male grad in Coulter, male/femaleelsewhere in system. REWARD. CallJim Drennan 753-2261. #515.Sunny room in large apartment, spring quarter. 1400 E. 57th (LittlePierce). 955-4437.PEOPLE WANTEDBLACKFRIARS SPRING SHOWActors, singers, dancers, techies,musicians, designers,choreographers, music directorsneeded. INH Wed 3-2-77, 7:30 p.m. Sat.3-5-77, 2 p.m. More info call KeithKlein 753-3444,Housekeeper. Light Chores for UCFaculty Couple. On Campus. 241-5164eves. 753-8624 Days.ANXIOUS? Departmentof Psychiatryneed anxious volunteers for an experi¬mental evaluation of a new antianx¬iety medication. Subjects must be ingood physical health, 21-35 years old,and high school grauduates. Subjectswill be required to stay at BillingsHospital for two night and one day (ap-proximately 40 consecutive hours)once each week for 9 consecutiveweeks. Renumeration includes athorough physical exam, room andboard while in Hospital and $450.00.For details call Frank at 947-6983, 9a m. 5p.m., Monday - Friday.Man student wanted as companion forhandicapped child 2-3 afternoons wkly.$2/hr. HY3-7973.Aspiring musicians wanted to learntechniques for spoons, jugs, saws andother musical instruments. Bring in-str. along.Like children? Need a job? Child CareTask Force needs people to fill parentchild-care requests. Full or part-time,your home or theirs. 288-8391. 9-1weekdays.PEOPLE FOR SALEArtist does figure preparation, graphs,charts, for academic papers and arti¬cles. Quality work, reasonable rates.Call 955-8476.Free lance artist wants work Portfolioavailable Experienced in illustrationand advertising, Call 947 0330.FRENCH LESSONS/conversation expd. French native teacher, call288 7058.FRENCH tutorials with expd. Frenchnative teacher 324 8054.Interested in typing evenings in myhome. Will discuss price. Barbara,373-3594 after 5 30p.m.TYPING SERVICE/HY PK7667 4282between 4-11 p.m.DISSERTATION TYPIST. Long exper. U.C. Evanston 328-8705.Typing accurate, neat 8, speedy anymaterial • will pick up & deliver. CallElaine624 3192.Thesis, Dissertations, Term Papers,Inc. Foreign language gen corres.Latest IBM corrective SEL IItypewriter. Reas, rates. Mrs. Ross239 4257.11 a m. -5p.m.••••••••••••••••••aTAX HELPinHYDE PARKcall493-2740WANTED:OARSMEN,COXWAINS(NO PRIOREXPERIENCEREQUIRED) HOUSE SALE: Air cond., TV, Iron,Humidifier, Kitchen items, etc. Call947 0615.Portrait Photography - since 1892 inblack & white or color graduation,resumes & passports. We furnish cap& gown. Koehne Studio 17 North StateSt. in the Loop. Room 1100 De2 2780.COSMIC ONENESSHarmonize with the universe and 7other oarsmen. Join UC Men's CrewIda. Noyes, 8:30p.m., Wed., March 2.STUDENTCOOPBooks bought and sold. Permanentbargain book table; new additionsweekly. Open 9.30 - 6:00M-F, 10-4 Sat. WORK/STUDYCOLLEGE WORK/SUTDY APPLICATIONS FOR SUMMER 1977 ANDTERM-TIME 1977-78 ARE NOWAVAILABLE. Undergraduates:Applications available in College Aid,HM 281. Deadlines: PSC — April 1;Summer Work/Study Application —May 2; Term-Time Work/StudyApplication — July 1. GRADUATESTUDENTS: Applications available inCareer Counseling & Placement,RC200. Deadlines: GAPSFAS — April1; Summer Work/Study Application —May 2; Term-Time Work/StudyApplications — July 1.SUMMERINTERN PROGRAMFEDERAL SUMMER INTERN PRO¬GRAM: Applications for nominationsare now available in Reynolds Club202, no later than March 7, 1977. In¬terested students, third year andabove, are eligible to apply. 11t SiiI joi|ch!*toi1RUBADUBRub a Dub Dub. Be the king of a tub! Acoxswain, a coxswain: join the Men'sCrew Club. Ida Noyes, 8:30 p.m., Wed.March 2.DANFORTHDanforth Fellows lunch-meeting Mon.March 7, 12:00 p.m.; Swift 201 Topic:Expectations, Nowand Later.TIGHTEN UPLosing your grip? Grab an oar and getyourself together. Join UC Men'sCrew. Ida Noyes. 8:30 p.m., Wed.,March 2.HELP PRIMAVERAPrimavera, the women's literarymagazine needs students to contributemanuscripts and artwork. We alsoneed editorial assistants & businessmanagers. Contact us c/o Ida NoyesHall or call Janet at 752-5655.RIDE WANTED"To Wash. DC or thereabouts overbreak, will share, etc. Anthony753 3773(203. "10 BEST" FILMGodard calls TO BE OR NOT TO BEone of the 10 Best American SoundFilms. Thurs. Law. Aud. 9 p.m.AUDITIONSFor Blackfriars Spring Show The Cas¬tle. Ida Noyes Theater March 2, 7:30 -10:30. March 5,1:30 - 4:30.CONDO FOR SALECONDO WITH FIREPLACE, 3bedrm., 2 baths, Irg. living rm., Irg.dining rm., + kitch, Easily one ofHyde Park's airiest & brightest 3bedrm. condos. Marble wdburningfireplace, numerous communityrooms in basement, lovely setting &drk. stained oak floors throughout.Very close to campus. 955-0422.REAL ESTATELUXURY ONE BEDROOM CONDOAuthentic vintage with modern bathand kitchen plus a full dining room.Hyde Park's finest location, 56th andDorchester. Price to sell today.REMARC 288 7838. ’PAN PIZZADELIVEREDThe Medici Delivers from 5-10:30weekdays, 5-11:30 Friday and Satur¬day, Sunday 5-10:30, 667 7394. Save 60cents if you pick it up yourself. EVERYTHINGELECTRONICSimply this — the lowest prices on ma¬jor brands of calculators, C.B., wat¬ches, stereo, (home-car) smoke detec¬tors, alarms, clocks, and intercoms.Call Jeff at 753-2249, rm. 3410. Leaveessage.BOOKS BOUGHTBooks bought & sold everyday,everynight 9-11, Powells, 1501 E. 57thSf.HIRE AN ARTISTFree lance artist specializes inpreparation of visual stimuli for psychresearch. Also general illustration,etc. Noel Price 493 2399BUY A CONTRACT?I will pay $100 to any student currentlyliving off-campus who will move intoany room in the University housingsystem for the spring quarter. CallLarry. 752 2893. FREE TUITIONFREE TUITION for 1 or 2 years at anyone of U0 Universities, TechnicalSchools and Yeshivas in Israel. Fullyaccredited programs for Junior Yearand Graduate study. Enrollmentminimum 2 years in advance, benefitsvalid for 12 years. Please contact:THE GIFT OF EDUCATIONDepartment CH Suite 51475 Rockefeller PlazaNew York, New York 10019212-541 7568 Or 7530.LOST & FOUNDLOST: Pair brown, tortoise frameglasses on 2/22. In black case from"House of Vision''. REWARD. Pleasecall David: 752-2159,I FOUND a WATCH Feb 1, eve., onDorchester. Call 955-4333 eves anddescribe the one you lost.PERSONALSPregnant? Troubled? Call 233-0305 foraffirmative Help 10-2 p.m. Free test. Chicago Hot-Line — The city's sexreview. 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Or, just come andhave a good time. Call 753-3591 formore info.Jam tht Stanton! Summer Session.Choose from a wide variety of introductoryand advanced courses taught by Stanford'sown distinguished faculty and guestprofessors. 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The only car in America to combinethe practicality of the Diesel with the practicality of the station wagon.cents a gallon less than unleadedSale ends February 28, 1977-*EPA mileage results (transmission M4b 24 mpg highway, 17 mpg city (in California, 2 Jmpg highway, 17 mpg city). Actual mileage depends on where and how you drive,optional equipment, car maintenance, and other variables.♦ Federal Energy Review. August, 1976.PEUGEOT&A different kind of luxury car Motors2)47 Soul* Wich,|,n Av.au.C*tcn». mam 40414A... Co4m )U / >24 2440