ChicagoVOL. 85 NO. 61 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO VmMMMMnil FRIDAY. MAY*21. 1976r — 1Writing Committee ProposesTo Hire Grad AssistantsBy Sally PetersonThe College Council’sCommittee on Writingpresented a plan Wednesdayto hire 12 or 13 graduatestudent writing assistants,an expected first step towardcombatting a writing skillsdecline in the College.If action is taken on theproposal, these writingassistants would aid Com¬mon Core faculty with theirstudents’ writing problems.Also, a class, to be namedHumanities 101, would beused to help the fifteenstudents judged most in needof writing assistance.To identify students withwriting problems, a writingexamination would berequired of incoming studen¬ts with low verbal SATscores and students whoseapplication writing sampleswere judged unacceptableThe exam would be open toall entering freshmenthrough an invitation in theirorientation packets.Such an exam was offered last fall, and 70 studentsfrom the entering freshmanclass were selected to takethe test. Of 130 total exams,45 students were chosen totake a composition course,taught by Mark Ashin andJoseph Williams of theEnglish department, andProf. Rosemary Hake ofChicago State University.Mr. Williams is chairman ofthe Committee on Writing.In 1965, the Universityeliminated the year-longcomposition course that hadpreviously been required aspart of the Common Core.Last year, the Writitng Com¬petency Exam, which hadbeen a requirement, wasdropped from the un¬dergraduate program.Dean of the CollegeCharles E. Oxnard said thatthe Committee on Writingwill continue to developproposals for considerationby the College Council.In Common Core coursessuch as the Humanities andSocial Sciences, a writing assistant would be assignedto faculty members whoidentify students in need ofhelp with writing skills. TheCommittee recommended awriting assignment duringthe first or second week ofevery course to helpdiagnose writing problems.Writing assistants wouldalso be available to un¬dergraduates in all Divisionsof the College. Yet severalundergraduates expressedconcern over increasing thenumber of graduate tutors orassistants. Moreover, theCollege faculty are verycareful when discussing a‘perception of a writingproblem,’ preferring thatphrase to ‘a writing skillsdecline.’Several students andfaculty place the blamefor the decline in writingskills, as evidenced by anationwide 40 point drop inverbal SAT scores, on highschool English curricula.Writing to 13/ SG Elects PresidentBy John Milkovich“This is the year, and thisis the assembly to revitalizethe student community,”declared Margaret Dudneyas she ebulliently charged toa landslide victory in Wed¬nesday night’s race to suc¬ceed Alex Spinrad aspresident of Student Govern¬ment fSG).Mr. Spinrad, presiding athis last meeting, bid a shortfarewell and reiterated hisbelief that “students have aright to a say in their ownlives,” before relinquishingthe reins of SG to Mr. Dud¬ney. Mr. Spinrad admittedthat his “democratic ideals”had received a lot of flak thisyear, but he also assertedthat “a lot of bullshitpropaganda... (accrues)... toanyone who attempts tochange the power structure.In the final analysis, JohnWilson does not always knowbest.”Ms. Dudney herself statedduring her campaign speech“I am not afraid to challenge the administration”. Shealso called for student ac¬cess to University records,an investigation of Univer¬sity housing and food ser¬vices, SG representation onthe Board of Trustees, andopposition to tuition hikeswithout corresponding in¬creases in student aid.Ms. Dudney, a third yearhumanities student in theCollege, was opposed in theelection by Scott King andClifford Ennist Mr King,who said “SG has done ab¬solutely nothing in the lastthree years,” proposed in hiscampaign speech that SG bereorganized. Mr. Ennist. aflamboyant orator andcurrently the NorthAmerican ParliamentaryDebate champion, decriedthe “factions who took overthis year and made SG aHalloween party.”In the final tally, however,Ms. Dudney was clearly thepeople’s choice. She swept 62votes to 18 for Mr King andone for Mr. EnnistThe assembly also filled vacancies in subor¬dinate exeuctivepositions and elected chair-people of standing com¬mittees The results of thoseelections are.* “Vice-President—PhillipGrew•••Treasurer — NikoMaksimyadis•••GraduateSecretary—Jim Greer•••UndergraduateSecretary—Roger Deschner•••Chairperson, Committeeon Recognized StudentOrganizations (COR-SO)—Jon Grossman•••Chairperson. Student Ser¬vices Committee—KimKalkowski•••Chairperson, Social Af¬fairs and Speakers Com¬mittee-Dan Guberman•••Chairperson, Committeeon Curriculum and Ad¬missions—Steve AskinStudents ChargeKMT SpyingBy Jan RhodesMany Taiwanese graduatestudents here allege thatthey are being spied on andharrassed for their politicalactiviteis by otherTaiwanese students in theservice of the Kuomintang(KMT), the governmentparty of Taiwan.“When I came here.” onesaid, “someone told me youhad to be careful. If you readarticles which were not pro-KMT, you have to becareful.”“We are afraid to go overthe the Far Eastern Libraryand read mainland Chinamagazines or check outcertain books,” others say.“If we attend FormosanClub meetings, they willcome in and watch. Theydon’t participate inanything; they just watch.Then they go away.”Students have receivedthreatening phone calls andanonymous letters warningthem to stop participating incertain activities. They fearfor the safety of theirfamilies in Taiwan, andwonder what will happen tothem when they return totheir country.Frightened of revealingtheir own identieis, a groupof Taiwan students sent afriend to the Maroon officeslast week, hoping to drawattention to theharrassments — which theydub “white terrorism ”Their situation on thiscampus is only a carbon:opy of a nationwide campusphenomenon disclosed over the past two months.Many Taiwanese claimthat their fellow students arefilling out report forms ontheir activities and politicalbeliefs and sending theinformation to the KMTBefore leaving Taiwan, stu-ients say they wereapproached and asked towatch the activities of theirfellow students whileoverseas.“In Taiwan,” one studenttold the Maroon, “I was amember of the KMT. Theygave us a form and asked usto fill it out and mail the cardback. When I went abroad Ilearned that something waswrong. Not everything welearned in Taiwan aboutmainland China was true. ”The Taiwanese studentshere are convinced theyhave something to fear; theyhave their suspicions, but noactual proof that specificindividuals are guilty ofconducting surveillance. Anumber of students namedthree men who they havereason to believe to beagents of the KMTIndividuals may besuspected as agents if theyvoice opinions in favor of theKMT, have a familybackground of KMT officers,or receive governmentscholarships.It is not illegal to makereports to a foreigngovernment on the actions ofanother person; but it is acrime to be a paid agent ofTaiwan To2 BRANCH NAME OF UNIT WORK REPORT FORMBRIEF OESCmPTi-JAIOF WORK ! ■BYTHE UNITREVIEWOFTHE WORK IMPORTANT WORKOF THE PAST YEARftANAL YSISOFTHE SITUATIONON CAMPUS Jit& ktoVZKlASfc (5)(6)(7)(8)no)*e*ngr!Agj (idfifl^fBAa da)ggra^uAU 03)3-ijilgfrgSSAU 04)£ Ifcwta^cAa (15)UR (16) A SUGGESTIONS FORIMPROVEMENTDESCRIPTION OF-THE SITUATIONOF THE CHINESESTUDENTASSOCIATION(21)INTELLIGENCEft ft INFORMATION— ON THE ENEMYftft (23) £ ._(24)_ft ft(25)TRANSLATION ftftANAME *!•*+£* A B(W4—MONTH. DAY)(1) Head of unit(2) Assistant(3) Total no. of comrades(4)No. who participate frequently(5) No. of students on campus(6) No. of faculty and staff(7) No. of Chinese faculty(8) No. of Chinese students(9) No of Chinese students from Taiwan(10) No. of Chinese students from HongKong(11) No. of American born and immigrantChinese students(12) No. of patriotic fellow Chinese students(13) No. of neutrals *(14) No. of those close to the bandits (pro^Communists) Movement members(16) Overall situation between the enemyand us(17) President ofAssociation (CSA) the Chinese Student(15) No. of Taiwan IndependenceThis is a codv of a Kuomintang surveillance rennrt released to the Maroon(17a) His political stance(18) Vice president of the CSA(19) No o* members of the CSA(19a) No. of those on our side(19b) No of those on tne bandit's side(19c) No. of neutrals(20) Political stance of the CSA(21) Major works of the CSA(22) Leadersof the enemy (1 through 5)(23) Their academic and professionalbackgrounds(24) Their political stances(25) Major works of the enemy(-*4v c j i I \ I (PM 1 | f *,“In Taiwah, ! was a member of theout and mail the card back. When I went abroad I learned that something was wrong.Not everything we learned in Taiwan about mainland China was true. ” TTaiwan from 1another government withoutregistering with the FBI.Taiwanese students are alsoprotected by common civiland criminal statutes.“As long as the student isin this country, he has accessto the courts,” said EdZevin, from the UnitedStates Attorney’s office inChicago. “If there is aninvasion of privacy — ifpeople are being spied on,they can sue.”A spokesperson at theState Department told theMaroon that action by theDepartment is guided by the“obvious legal problem”that the Department has noenforcement responsibilitiesor capabilities to enforce. Hesaid, “We recognize thatthere may be a problem,but we can’t do anythingabout it unless it’s beeninvestigated.”The Foreign Student Ad¬viser, Susan Rettig, andPaul Ausik, Assistant to theDean of Students, haveresponded to the concern ofthe Taiwan students. Theyhave gone to the Far EasternLibrary a number of times inresponse to calls to see ifpeople are being harrassedor are under surveillance,Mr. Ausik said.“If anybody comes in here and says they are beingharrassed by someone — forany reason — I’ll try to makethat person stop it,’; hecontinued.There are concrete in-jstances to threats, warn¬ings, and harassments.“There are many specificinstances I could give,” onestudent said vehemently, hisclenched fist resting on thetable, “But the peopleinvolved are too easilyidentified. And they areafraid.”One incident occurred inNovember or Devember of1974. P.J. Hsia, who nowworks as a translator at theUnited Nations, cites a run-in he had with Chao Lin, nowa cultural attache at theRepublic of China Consulatein Chicago, when Mr. Hsiawas still a student at theUniversity and Mr. Lin hadjust earned his degree.“He himself boasted abouthis undercover activity,”Mr. Hsia told the MaroonWednesday. “He mentionedhis titles in the KMTorganizations in Taiwan. Atthe party cell meetings, heasked the members toreport on their fellow stu¬dents.One day in late 1974 wemet in the stacks of the FarEastern Library. He hadbeen harrassing people and we argued about this. I toldhim not to try it again,” saidMr. Hsia. “We tradedseveral blows.” Mr. Hsia’sglasses were broken in thescuffle.Several students later per¬suaded Mr. Hsia to reportthe incident to the ForeignStudent Adviser.“They were surprisedwhen I told them about thepolitical implications behindthe fight,” Mr. Hsia said.University officials told Mr.Hsia that if Mr. Lin botheredanyone on campus again hewould be asked to leave.When Mr. Lin was seenagain, some students phonedcampus security, and Mr.Lin was told to leave.Chao Lin does not denythat the argument tookplace; but he adamantlydenies all insinuations thathe was a spy for the KMT.“I swear to God,” Mr. Linemphasized, “I never didsuch things when I was a stu¬dent there.” Mr. Lin said heand Mr. Hsia had beenfriends until the fight tookplace. He made a point ofsaying that he received nogovernment monetarysupport as a student here.Mr. Hsia said he thinksMr. Lin must have beenreporting to the KMTbecause Mr. Hsia’s family inTaiwan was detained and questioned by the police. Hesaid he can never go back toTaiwan.“Chao Lin himself told meabout this. He warned me,‘You must not go backthere,’ ” Mr. Hsia said.Most students want toreturn to Taiwan, in spite ofthe fact that they readilyadmit the lack of civil libertythere. But they are afraidthey will be jailed when theyreturn, or prevented fromever leaving Taiwan again,if the KMT is suspicious ofthem.“A friend of mine, a form¬er student here,” one said,“cannot return to Taiwan.Because he didn’t want tostay there, he went to HongKong. He finds it very lonelythere.”To the Taiwan students, allthe alleged minorharrassments add up to anatmosphere of terror. Thereare numerous reports ofpeople receiving anonymousphone calls.“They use all sorts ofcursings,” one said. “Theymay threaten to kill vou. ”Mr. Hsia said that 3 or 4years ago he received ananonymous phone call andhe later recognized it to bethe voice of someone at theTaiwan Consulate.Another studentcontinued, “They tear down the posters we put up for ourmovies. We put them up oneday and they are torn downthe next. They are alwaystorn down in the basementof Billings.”At the heart of the whiteterrorism situation — factand allegation — is apartisan political conflict.The Taiwan studentsinterviewed, both indigenousFormosans and descendentsof Chinese who colonizedFormosa, said that theythink most other Taiwan stu¬dents are quite sensitive topolitics. They have strongconvictions and areconcerned, but are wary tobe vocal.Foreign Student AdviserSusan Rettig noted thesensitivity toward thesubtleties of politics. EveryChristmas a representativefrom the Voice of Americainquires if anyone would liketo record a five-minutemessage for their families tobe broadcast over the air.“I usually ask 5 or 6 peopleand they all refuse,” saidMs. Rettig, “because theydon’t want to be labeled as‘pro-American.’ ”The Taiwan students whofeel victimized complainabout an oppressive KMTregime at home, and aresuspicious of anyone whosupports the KMT here. They loosely term them“KMT spies” and most stu¬dents think there are threeor four active spies and anetwork of 4 or 5 more whoreport to the active ones.Almost all males wouldhave served in the armybefore coming to graduateschool here, and most ofthose would have beenmembers of the KMT, atleast nominally.“When you join the partyin Taiwan,” Mr. Hsia said,“you may not really supportthe KMT.”Few remain loyal KMTmembers once they arriveabroad. In the United States,Taiwan students are exposedto new ideas and many beginto question the situation athome. Many students wereinvolved in the Taio Yu Taimovement in 1970, a disputeover the ownership of thegroup of islands by thatname. A number of activistswere called to the Consulateand questioned; many stu¬dents received threateningletters and phone calls.Mr. Hsia told the story of aplan to hold a Taio Yu Tairally at the ChineseConsulate when he was a stu¬dent here. He said thisincident led him to suspectsome connection betweenTaiwan to 31.2* PLAIN r2 CHOCOLATE EGG CREAM 45‘3. SWISS EMMENTHALER 1.79 PER LB4 WISCONSIN COLBY 1.49 PER LB5 KOSHER SOFT SALAMI ' 2.79 PER LB6 KOSHER CORNED BEEF 3 99 PER LB7. LOX 7 79 PER LB8 HERRING 1 99 PER LBTke FCywg £ax B&xHOURS:M-F 10 A.M.-8 P.M.SAT.- lQ'AaM** O “.IVw •'*»<• .. ». ..« « < , .- » / » 4 . t I « . 1 . 4*«ttftiPage 2-$iVcHicago^crroon-Frfday, May 51 *’ 1976Taiwanese Harass StudentsTaiwan from 2the Consulate, whichrepresents the current KMTgovernment of Taiwan, andthe Chicago police.“We had registered ourrally with the police,according to theregulations,” Mr. Hsia said.“About a week before therally, two plainclothesmencame to a student apartmenton Harper Avenue and saidthey were raiding the place.“There was no marijuana,so the police took a couple ofbottles of cold tablets asevidence and arrested 2 stu¬dents.”The students spent onenight in jail near Chinatown,and were acquitted at theirtrial 2 months later. Mr.Hsia said the students’attorney was talkingcasually with the arrestingofficers and asked them whythey arrested the studentswhen the two were obviouslyinnocent. Mr. Hsia said theofficer replied, “They are abunch of Communists.”The Taiwan students whofeel victimized don’t claim tobe of a single politicalpersuasion; they only claimthat their freedoms arebeing infringed upon by the present government. Oneprofessor said he thinks themajority of students are forreunification with mainlandChina, with one form ofgovernment or another.Other students say themajority want the island tocontinue as an autonomousnation.Chao Lin, from the Taiwan move to mainland China andlive there, because theycouldn’t stand that life. Theyget themselves set up in auniversity or a good jobhere.”“Then they criticize wewho are honest. We don’t likethe Communist Chinese, sowe speak out,” he concluded.In sobering Catch-22 “I know what I have toldyou is not indicting, but to aKMT spy? Who knows?”pleaded one.Another said: “They knowI didn’t make contact withthe KMT when I got here. Idon’t know if when I go backto Taiwan something will bewrong or not.” He paused.“He himself boasted about his undercoveractivity. He mentioned his titles in theKMT organizations in Taiwan. At the partycell meetings, he asked the members toreport on their fellow students. ”Consulate, offers a differentassessment. “Chinese stu¬dents here are deeplydivided into two camps,” hesaid. “One is pro-Mao andthe other is pro-Chiang ”Mr. Lin says those whoprotest the government ofChiang Ching-kuo, son ofChiang Kai-shek, areapplying a double standard.“The leftists who speak outagainst Chiang — they don’t fashion, the Taiwan studentswant everyone to know aboutthe terror they claim to liveunder, but cannot feel free totalk about it because theylive in terror. Duringtelephone interviews,everyone repeatedlyemphasized that theiridentities must remainsecret, no matter howinnocuous their commentshad been “Sometimes I think someoneis watching.”200,000 Books, 40-50% DiscountMore titles than anyone else, ofof better quality, at lower prices.The life span of a text is about four years. If you don't thinkyou'll use that required text again, sell it while it is still incurrent edition.We pay cash for used books, including texts and coursebooks.POWELL'S1020 S. Wabash8th Floor341-07489-5 Mon.-Sat.WE ARE STILL EAGERLY BUYING YOUR BOOKS ATPOWELL'S1501 E. 57th955-7780 9 A.M.-l 1 P.M. Everyday FLIGHT TRAININGFAA WRITTEN-GUARANTEEDLeam to Fly on Your Spare TimeCALL 284-0820 Spying ChargeFound NationwideYARD SALE "BRENT HOUSE5540 SOUTH WOODIAWNSATURDAY, MAY 2210 A.M.-5 P.M. By Jan RhodesThe allegations ofKuomintang “spy” ac¬tivities on campus are byno means unique toChicago. Over the past twomonths, the press at MIT,Cornell, University ofCalifornia at Berkely, andthe University of Min¬nesota has revealed theproblem at those shcools.An incident at MIT in thebeginning of Februaryprompted an investigationby MIT officials.Taiwanese students at¬tending engineering forumasserted that they werespied upon by KMT agents.The report of the in¬vestigation, released inMay, concludes that theFebruary allegation wasunsubstantiated, but manyTaiwanese students believethere is a nationwide sur¬veillance system operatedby their governemnt tokeep tabs on them. Of¬ficials at MIT are in theprocess of asking theNational Association ofForeign Student Advisorsto investigate.Tje February incidentalso motivated an open let¬ter to the MIT communityfrom MIT’s president andchancellor, affirming theopenness of their campusand their objection to anyperson conducting sur¬veillance activities on thecampus.In February, at a forumsponosred by HIT’s SocialAction Coordinating Com¬mittee on advancedtechnology training forTaiwan graduate studentengineers a student takingphotographs was accusedof being a KM I spy. SomeTaiwanese studentsdemanded that he surren¬der his camera. Thedeveloped film includedpicture of posters ad¬vertising the forum and ofTaiwanese students in theaudience.The Minnesota Daily inlate April found a similar concern about KMT“spying” amongTaiwanese students there.The Daily reported that ina phone interview aspokesperson at theTaiwan Consultate heredenied spying activities,but refused to commentany further, and hung up.Taiwanese students at Min¬nesota think there areabout 10 “spies” on theircampus.In an extensive three-part series in March, theDaily Californian exploredin depth the feelings ofTaiwanese students there.A student who had been aloyal KMT memberreleased a copy of thereport forms which he wasasked to send to the KMT.The student said hereceived checks for $50 foreach report form sub¬mitted.The Daily Californianmentions two other specificincidents. In 1966, a studentat the University ofWisconsin, Huang Chi-Ming, attended discussionsof “the problems ofTaiwan.” \Vhen he retur¬ned to Taipei, he wasarrested and imprisonedfor 5 years. After hisarrest, the Universitypresident wrote the StateDepartment, saying thatKMT spies on campus socurtailed the academicfreedom of Taiwanesestudents that no moreTaiwanese should receivestudent visas.In 1969,Ch en Yu-hsi, astudent at the University ofHawaii, was sentenced to 7years in prison for readingCommunist materials inthe University library.Someone had reported himand his passport wasrevoked while he was inJapan. KMT agents escor¬ted him back to Taiwan fortrial.A member of the ChineseStudent Association at Nor¬thwestern heard rumors ofKMT spying on his cam¬pus _UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGODean Oj$ Students In the Collegecordially invites you. to theTWENTIETH ANNUAL HONORS AWARDS ASSEMBLYThursday, May 27, 1976Clciste\ ClubIda Noyes Halt4:00 P.M.International House Films presentsFriday May 21stLENNY7, 9:30 & 11:45 P.M.1414 E. 59th St. Saturday, May 22nd▼ YOUNGK FRANKENSTEIN7:15 A 9:30Yes, we have popcorn•■ ■ - - ■■■The Chicago Moroon-Friday, AAay 21, 1976-Page 3rEDITORIALS:In a recent conference with representativesof the campus media, President Wilson asser¬ted that tenure decisions are matters ofbusiness between the University and theprofessors in question, and that disclosure bythe University would be a violation of theprofessor’s privacy. We must disagree.Professors contract with the University tofirovide services to it. Likewise, students con-ract with the University, in large part to con¬sume those services.As consumers, students have a right to accessto all the information the University canreasonably provide about the services it offersso that they can make intelligent, informeddecisions about how7 to allocate their resources.As employees of the University, professorshave the right to have tenure decisions made ina careful, judicious, and private manner. Theelaborate procedure the University uses tomake such decisions assures that they are notmade capriciously. We feel that when thedecision is responsibly made, the University’sobligation to secrecy ends, and its obligation toinform becomes paramount.The professor has little to gain through hecontinued secrecy of the decision. We find aconspicuous lack of weight in arguments to thecontrary. We think, however, that studentsstand to gain much if the results of tenuredecisions are made available to them. They canthen plan to study under people w7hose qualitiesare known.Wre feel that it is only reasonable that tenuredecisions be disclosed.Because of the hospitalblood donor shortage - only4214 units of the 14.632 unitsused by the UniversityHospitals were collected atthe University Blood Bank -the Blood Bank is institutinga University-wide programrequesting anyone willing todonate blood to either callthe BloodBank at 947-5579 orto stop by Room M 134 atBillings to make an ap¬pointment.Each unit of blood suppliesfour types of blood productsassuring maximum use ofeach unit of donated blood.Chicago MaroonStaffEditorJohn VailManaging EditorJ D PetersonAssociate EditorsSports David RieserDarkroom Frank FoxDan NewmanNews Peter CohnMike Jones Landy Carien, Andrea Holliday,John Milkovich, Tom Meigs. MarthaConger, Aaron Filler, Scott Ziemba,Michael Dvorkln, Jim Kaplan,David Johnsen. Mike Sherberg. Libby Morse, Ed Conner, CliffordKrauss, Miriam Schuchman,Kathleen Bauersfeld, ChipForresterDan WisePolitics David AxelrodContributing editorsDavid Blum Jan Rhodes Business StaffManager Mike KlingensmithAd sales B.G. YovovichOffice Karol KennedyThe CHICAGO MAROON is mestudent run newspaper serving meUniversity of Chicago and HydePark The PUBLICATIONSCHEDULE is twice weekly, onTuesdays and Fridays, during theregular acsdenrvc yearOpinions expressed m the ChicagoMaroon are not necessarily those ofme University of Chicago students,faculty or adm inistration.EDITORIALS state the policy of thepaper, and unless otherwise noted,represent tfte positions ot theeditors All dessenting opinion —LETTERS. COMMENTARY, and•AOFLlEB— must be submitted tothe paper no later than two daysprior to mo next issue, end mutt beijgned .The Mar eon reserves the right to edit oil submissions forpublicationCORRECTIONS may be broughtto me attention o< the editors Dywriting care of me Maroon office, orby calling me news office Allcorrections will appear in thesoonest issue after the error isbrought to lightThe OFFICES of me ChicagoMaroon are located at 1212 E StthSt . Chicago Illinois ££037 SUBSCRfFTiONS cover the threeregular academic quarters, and areSO for the year, payable in advanceTBLEFNONES of the ChicagoMaroon are: editorial office. 7S33204, business office. 753 3264The OFFICE MOVES of the paperBee 1:30 t and 1:31 4:30 weekedaysPage 4-The Chicago Moroon-Friday, May 21, 1976 Editor:We have read about the ar¬ticle on the Indian Govern¬ment’s intervention into In¬dian students’ activities inthe United States. We feelthat we should take this op¬portunity to expose to theAmerican public that we,students from Taiwan, alsoface similar surveillancefrom our own government.‘Freedom' to us is just anempty term because we areconstantly watched byKuomintang agents, evenhere on campus in the UnitedStates!KMT's covert activitiescan be dated back to 1970when Taiwan students onthis campus were protestingagainst the inaction of ourgovernment over thedisputed ownership of TiaoYu Tai, a group of islandsnortheast of Taiwan. Studen¬ts actively participating insuch protests receivedanonymous phone calls atnight and were warned thatif they wanted to return toTaiwan, they had better“behave” themselves. A fewstudents who deliberatelyignored the warnings were later summoned one by "one to be interviewed in the^Chicago Taiwan Consulateand were advised that if theycontinued to do what theywere doing they would be introuble.In 1974 a student who wascontemptuous of the KMT’sbehavior wrote an article toa Chinese student magazinedisclosing the covert acti¬vities of the KMTs. He waslater threatened by a KMTagent that he would bebeaten up for what he haddone, which finally drovehim to seek protection fromthe University.In many intimidationcases, not only the studentwere warned but theirfamilies in Taiwan were in¬volved as well.KMT surveillance ac¬tivities on this campus havenever stopped. Last sum¬mer, a KMT agent wascaught red-handed openingthe personal letter of anotherTaiwan student. Regularreports of the students' ac¬tivities are sent back toTaiwan. Students activelyparticipating in the ChineseStudent Association—a University registeredstudent organization—werethus threatened. Recentlythe CSA held a com-menoration of the May Four¬th Movement and invitedProfessor Hao Wang fromRockefeller University togive a talk. We dared not at¬tend for fear of being iden¬tified by the KMT agents.KMT agents appear inmany student gatherings.Their presence in the For¬mosan Club’s activitiesmake us feel uneasv.Sometimes films fromChina are shown on campus.American students canfreely go to watch thesemovies but we dare not, forthe same reason mentionedabove. There are all kinds ofnewspapers and magazinesin the Far Eastern Library.But those concerning thePeople’s Republic of Chinawe dare read only when noother Taiwan students arearound lest we should bereported. It is really ironicthat such a thing can happenin a free country likeAmerica. We Taiwan studen¬ts certainly do not enjoy thecherished constitutional rights of the Americans!KMT’s spying on Taiwanstudents have been exposedin a few other compuses suchas MIT, UC Berkeley, Cor¬nell University and theUniversity of Minnesota.The MIT administration haslaunched an investigation onthis issue. A report of the in¬vestigation concludes thatthey have uncovered eviden¬ce of a “nationwide sur-veillence system” andsuggests that “sufficientevidence exists to warrantfurther investigation ofspying on Taiwanese studen¬ts at MIT and elsewhere”Evidence at the U of Cdefinitely supports such astatement. We hope thatthrough this letter we canbring to the attention of theUniversity community thedark side of the life of theTaiwan students on campusand that the University ad¬ministration will investigateinto the KMT’s activities sothat we can enjoy our rightsas foreign students in theUnited States. We arelooking forward to thehelping hand of justice.A group of Taiwan studentsLETTERSCertainty onHeisenbergEditor:I would like to express mygratitude for the recent ar¬ticle on the electronmicroscope work in mylaboratory. Mr. Filler did acreditable job of reportingon a difficult subject.However, there were a num¬ber of errors of in¬terpretation which I feelmust be corrected in casethey should be mistakenlyattributed to me or mycolleagues. Those errors areconnected with the remarksof Mr. Filler on the subject ofthe Uncertainty Principle.Heisenberg’s Principlecan be applied to electronmicroscopes at two levels.First there is the problem ofproducing a very fine focusof electrons. This is no dif¬ferent in principle from theproblem of producing thebest focus conditions in acamera. If the lens is perfectthe best resolution can be ob¬tained by opening the aper¬ture as far as possible. Then,because the position of an en¬tering photon of light is notknown (it could be anywherewithin the aperture) theposition at which it strikesthe film is well known and, infact, the product of the twouncertainties is constant.Secondly we can apply theUncertainty Principle to theelectron scatteringprocess - the process we useto make atoms visible.Atoms have a fairly well-defined size (much smallerthan the electron probe) andscatter electrons throughlarge angles (much largerthan the angle of the probe).The two parameters (atomsize and angle of scattering)are again related by the Un¬certainty Principle. To theextent that we do not definethe observed scatteringangle too precisely, we areallowed to ‘see’ the atom.It is commonly believed that this Principle consistsentirely of vague statementssuen as the ones I havedeliberately used above. In¬fact, however, these are onlyconvenient ways to expressin every day language a verystrict mathematical for¬malism. Each of thestatements given above canbe expressed as amathematical equation, andthese in turn can be used tocalculate the performancecharacteristics of ourmicroscope.You can see. then, that farfrom “denying” or“defying” or “outsmarting”the Uncertainty Principle,we use it to predict what weshould see and we see whatwe predict.I trust this explanation willhelp your readers to ap¬preciate what our picturesmean.Albert V. CreweDwarf PhilosopherEditor:The alleged student ofphilosophy, Roger Pilon,who criticized anti-discrimination efforts in theTuesday (May 18)Maroon, has substitutedAristotle for his commonsense. In pointing out the ob¬vious, that financial aidcosts money, he forgets thatthe University is currentlyconducting a multi-milliondollar fund raising driveknown as the “Campaign forChicago.” A drive that aimsto raise nearly $300 millionsurely allows, even on thestrictest of logical grounds,for increased financial aid.This philosopher seemssingularly unconcerned withtruth. The few “facts” whichappear in his letter are, as amatter of fact, falsehoodsHad he bothered to read the report of the Student Gover¬nment committee onCirriculum and Admissions(copies available in the SGoffice, 2nd Floor of IdaNoyes), he would know thatwe never called for the‘‘lowered tuitions andgreater financial assistan¬ce.” Instead, we urged thatthe University abandon itspolicy of increasing tuitionwithout providing com¬parable increases in finan¬cial aid for low and middleincome students.Mr. Pilon misses the trulysignificant facts in his com-parision of the Universitywith Northwestern. It is truethat tuition is higher at Nor¬thwestern than here. But thesignificant “control”question to ask is this: whateffects do tuition and aidhave on students at these in¬stitutions?Because Northwestern hascoupled its higher tuitionrates with larger financialaid awards, the averageNorthwestern aid recipientactually pays less for her orhis education than studentsat the University. So lowerincome and working classstudents - those who need theaid the most - are hit harderby the University’s tuitionand id policies.The vulgarity of Mr.Pilon’s appeal to Aristotle isevident. We call Mr. Pilon’sattention to Aristotle’sstatement in the Politics that“It is clear, then, that somemen are by nature free, andothers slaves, and that forthese latter slavery is bothexpedient and right.” (BookI, Chapter 5; 1255a) Sub¬sequent thinkers have shownthat this view is erroneous,on both logical and empirical(not to say ethical) grounds,but we do not conclude fromthis that Aristotle — asdistinguished from some ofhis latter-day interpreters —was a fool, or that he was a “dangerous political reac¬tionary.” We simply say, toparaphrase a remark Marxonce made: if a giant thinkerlike Aristotle erred in his ap¬preciation of slave labor,why should a dwarfphilosopher like Pilon beright in his appreciation oftuitions and financial aid?Jeffry GouldChairperson, Committee onAdmissionsand Cirriculum.Abortion: For WomenEditor:Since the Supreme Courtdecision on abortion a fewyears ago I have read manynegative arguments, a largenumber of which have beenauthored by men. The latestarticle against abortion Ihave seen is the one whichappeared in the May 18Maroon which is authorednot just one man, but bytwo.Authors Phalan andMorrissey presumablywrote this piece becuasethey believe it will affect theopinions of some people, in¬cluding women. Therefore Ias a woman would like to in¬form them that I personallydo not care in the least thatthey disapprove of abortion.Since men do not undergoabortions, I do not give con¬sideration to the opinions ofmen concerning abortion.Should I, despiteprecautions, someday findmyself in the situation of anunwanted pregnancy, I shallhave an abortion without theslightest regard for Messrs.Phalan and Morrissy. Unlikethem, however, I shouldprefer for myself and otherwomen to have access tosome method moresophisticated than a wirehanger or a vacuum cleaner.Ms. M.H. KlaimanThe Chicago Maroon's Weekly Review of Opinion and the Arts''Devil's Disciple" Redeemed by Final ActBy Suzanne ListerThe Goodman Theatre's production ofGeorge Bernard Shaw's The Devil'sDisciple scheduled to run until June 13, is amixed blessing. Although the first two actsare decidedly disappointing, the thirdcomes very close to redeeming the entireproduction.The selection of Shaw's play is a natural inthis bicentennial year. The action takesplace in New Hampshire during the winterof 1777, and centers around RichardDudgeon, the title character, an Americanrebel and avowed libertine, who is arrestedby the British, and tried by Shaw's mar¬velous version of the historical GeneralJohn Burgoyne. The play liberally displaysthe characteristic Shavian penchant forstanding conventions, historicalstereotypes, and audience expectations ontheir ear.In "A Note on the Play," the Goodman hasreproduced Shaw's fanciful comment: "1am preparing a new version of the last act,in which the British army achieves acrushing and final defeat of the Americanrebels. Washington will be shown on hisknees on the field of battle, saluting theUnion Jack and surrendering his brokensword to the victorious Cornwallis. At thelast moment General Burgoyne will arriveas King's Messenger, sent by George III toconfer independence on the United States ofAmerica as an act of grace.” Although thiscomment is pure fantasy, Shaw's comedydoes portray a paradoxical world in whichenemies are to be trusted above friends, andunregenerate souls practice Christian vir¬tues more conscientiously than do uprightPuritans.The first two acts of the Goodman produc¬tion suffer by certain artistic choices madeby Director William Woodman. Despite his claims of strict adherence to the letter ofShaw's text, Woodman takes liberties withthe interpretation of the title character inthe first act, upsetting somewhat the balan¬ce of the play. The character, DickDudgeon, is referred to by General Burgoyne as "a gentleman and a man ofsome spirit." In the first act, Dudgeondisplays a talent for piercing the hypocrisiesand deflating the vanity of his Puritanfamily. However, perhaps in an attempt toliven up what is essentially a sit-down-and- talk first act, Woodman makes Dudgeonbehave like one of the bad children in WillieWonka and the Chocolate Factory. Hethrows caps, cloaks and biscuits about thestage; he leaps over and onto the furniture;and, at one point, hops across the stage likea kangaroo. Such actions tend to characterize Dudgeon as a mere ruffian, ratherthan a gentleman of spirit, and undercut thesympathy which the audience must feel forhim in the final act.Woodman responded to the question of hisinterpretation of the title character, in aquestion and answer session following theperformance. He pointed to the acquain¬tance of Dudgeon with the joys of home anddomestic life during the second act as asource of the growth in his character. Thisexplanation, although in itself logicalenough, bears very little resemblance to theplay which I saw performed.Woodman, however, has done an excellentjob of directing the acting of a very strongcast. The performance of Brian Murray as"Gentlemanly Johnny" Burgoyne isperhaps the finest acting I have seen inChicago this year. Shaw's portrayal ofBurgoyne as "a man who plays his part inlife, and makes all its points, in the mannerof a born high comedian" is a challenge tothe actor and a delight for the audience.Murray simply couldn't have been better.The Goodman maintains, in this production, its characteristically high standards ofsetting, lighting and costuming. The set, byJames Maronek, is a marvel of authenticityand versatility which perhaps defiesadequate description.All in all. The Devil's Disciple is a playwell worth seeing. Do not, however, be persuaded to leave early by the clowning in thefirst act or the creeping pace of the second;you will not get your money's worth until thethird.Wasted on "Missouri Breaks":Their Talent, Your TimeBy Karen HellerHow could a film directed by Arthur Penn,written by Thomas McGuane, and starringMarlon Brando and Jack Nicholson beanything less than brilliant? MissouriBreaks boasts all of these things and it ismore than disappointing, it is down rightdepressing.Set in the 1880's, the tilm is supposedly adeparture from the packaged HollywoodWestern; a vivid portrayal of the way itreally was back then and out there.Although the cinematography, costumes,and sets offer a real flavor of those times,the script is exceedingly trite, an example ofthe breed that only could have been contrived in the pessimistic spirit of the seven¬ties. Filled with gruesome deaths, "lewdconduct," homosexual undercurrents andan abundant use of novel obscenities,Missouri Breaks is about as different andoff beat as peanut butter and jelly.David Braxton is the richest and mostpowerful man in a small Missouri town. Areader of Tristam Shandy and a trainedlawyer, he sentences men to death withoutgiving them a fair trial. One of these menwas a member of a group of horse thievesheaded by Tom Logan (Jack Nicholson). Inrevenge, Nicholson and his gang of outlawshang Braxton's overseer. This "act ofjustice" so infuriates Braxton that he hires a professional killer (Marlon Brando),called a regulator, the nineteenth centurypredecessor of the hit-man. This actultimately results in the death of almosteveryone who appears in the film.Nicholson falls in love with Braxton'syoung and bored daughter, aptly portrayedby Kathleen Lloyd in her first major notmade-for television movie. Braxtonjealously grows to hate Nicholson withoutknowing that he is the man that he is payingBrando to kill. With Nicholson's friendsaway in Canada stealing thoroughbredsfrom the Mounties, he grows to like farminghis small cabbage field, and to love Braxton's daughter. It is with this awareness ofNicholson's happiness with the quiet lifethat the film's plot becomes absurd. Heseems the natural pacifist and farmer,likable and tender, not exactly the match forBrando's ruthless and detached killer.As the regulator, Brando uses three dif¬ferent accents — Irish, Western and earlyStanley Kowalski — and sports a variety ofethnic get ups, including an enormousfringed suede jacket, a Chinese straw hat,and full attire of a pioneer grandmother. Obviously, Brando had a magnificent time ofplaying up his eccentricity and egocentricity to the hilt. Only God, and perhapsBrando, knows exactly what the hell he istrying to accomplish in the Missouri Breaks, except possibly attempting (and suc¬ceeding) to upstage all the other actors.As the advertisements promise and thefilm delivers, one of these two dies. In fact,after the first half of the film which is filledwith the forced joviality and contrivedcomradarie of Nicholson and his gang, andseveral charming, although somewhat awkward, romantic scenes with Nicholson andMs. Lloyd, this great death is about the onlything that keeps the viewer watching. Theridiculous thing about it is that after all therather sordid, violent deaths of Nicholson'spals, (one dies while in an outhouse, anotherwhile making love), the death of one of theleading actors is a major disappointment.The viewer rather expects the kind of tension that was so beautifully conveyed in thepursuit of Warren Beatty in Altman's Mc¬Cabe and Mrs. Miller Missouri Breaks hasnone of this. No climax. No tension. No excitement.Even before the end of the film,McGuane's script runs out of fresh dialogueand interesting twists. With almosteveryone dead, the film's end seemsludicrous. Too much violence, emotion andgood talent is wasted on a thin plot. The ending is a? unsatisfying as almost everythingleading up to it.The puzzling thing about Missouri Breaksis where and how did it ever qo wronq? Michael Butler's cinematography is toprate, capturing the dust and hazy oranges,browns, yellows and greens of the Old West.The natural scenery is beautiful and the setsare incredibly realistic. As Braxton'sdaughter, Kathleen Lloyd proves that she istoo good to have been wasting all theseyears playing unwed mothers and runawaydaughters on television. Nicholson is socharmingly crude and tender at the sametime that he is hard to resist. He's just sodamn good at portraying himself that theviewer doesn't mind him doing it just onemore time. Perhaps best of all is JohnWilliam's music; both beautiful andoriginal, it is perfect for the film.Thomas McGuane has established himselfas a deft novelist (Ninety-two in the Shade)and an original scenarist (Rancho Deluxe).Missouri Breaks does not live up to his former works. Lines are too often obvious andtrite. Characters are lifted out of early JohnFord As a gifted director, Arthur Penn failsto breathe any creativity into the scriptPenn also seemed unable to control the performances of his two leading actors, which Iwould imagine is no small feat.Instead of the two actors workingtogether, Brando overplays himself, usingthe Method until madness, while Nicholsonfights back by repeating gimics he has sue(continued on page 2)The Chicago Maroon-Friday, May 2), 1976-Poge 5. ;*.L*: - \ - v .I * tf—TheGreyCjtyJournal Missouri Breakscontinued from page 1)cessfully employed in other works. The fightcontinues to the death, a two-fold finishwhich ends in the death of not only one of theactors, but the film itself. By the time of theone character's death it is too late for* anyone or anything — not even Butler's photograph y William's music, McGuane'ssometimes original dialogue, Penn's direc¬tion or the remaining actor — to saveMissouri Breaks.Missouri Breaks is expected to open todayat the Woods cinema downtown and eightsuburban theaters.MAROON CLASSIFIEDSRates: UC Non-UC50' line 75' line40' repeat , 60'repeat_ 4:30 Wed. for Fri. paperDead I ines: 4:30 Fri. for Tues. paperCALL: 753-3263 FOR MORE INFO Stout Horns"Hail, I hear the call of the Israeli Shofar(Ram's) Horn!""No! That was the call of the Estriverhand horn. You know, the horn made in 1825with the paintings of eight French kings andqueens in the bell.""Listen again." It's the call of the Gernan cavalry!""Further south to Vienna! It's the call ofhe Uhlman hand horn made in 1780 — offhat you can be sure!"Listen for the call of your horn, whetheryours hails the beasts of the forests or thedonns of the concert hall — your ears won'tbe deceiving you on Wednesday, May 26 at8:30 P.M. at the Cloister Club in Ida NoyesHall. Prof. Louis Stout, from the Universityof Michigan, will be playing and talkingabout 35 authentic horns ranging from theearliest animal horns to the hunting andhand horns on up to the modern horn. This isone FOTA spectacular you can't miss! Th«ci*vvJournaleditorPaul M. Millerassociate editorsKaren HellerBarry J. KaplovitzC.J. MeyersDean ValentinestaffMiles Archer Carl LavinGwendolen Cates Suzanne ListerW.T. Hobson ’ Jonathan MeyersohnJohn Lanahan Harold RichardsMike SingerThe Grey City Journal is published each Fridayduring the regular academic year as part of theChicago Maroon. Inquiries concerning subscriptionsand advertising should be addressed to BusinessManager, 1212 E 59fh St . Chicago, III 6M37 TheEditor invites commentsMeet your friends at...■me AGOKAGREEK ANDAMERICAN CUISINEFeaturing GYROSOur varied menu hassomething toplease every tasteAmong our AUTHENTICGREEK SPECIALTIES are:• Saganaki • Pastichio eSouvIaki• Mousaka • Dolmades • BaklavaWe also serve steaks, chops,spaghetti and hamburgers.Something for every palate.1335 E. 57th St,(corner of 57th& Kenwood)947-8309With a completeBreakfast-Lunch-dinner"Menu Served DailyWe are open to 11 P.M.Good Meals at ReasonablePrices at THE AGORAPOETRY POETRY POETRYROBERT HAYDENAuthor of Angle of Ascent-The Night-Blooming CereusinA READING OF HIS POETRYSocial Sciences 122Friday, May 214:00 P.M.Robert Hayden's recent books include:WORDS IN MOURNING TIME (1970)THE NIGHT-BLOOMING CEREUS (1972)ANGLE OF ASCENT (1975)He is the winner of the Russell Loines Award of theNational Institute of Arts and Letters. In 1966 he won theGrand Prize for Poetry at the First World Festival of NegroArts in Dakar, Senegal. His latest recognition is election toThe Academy of American Poets for “Distinguished PoeticAchievement.”Robert Hayden’s appearance is sponsored by the Dept, ofEnglish Baha’i National Center and The University ofChicago Department of English. Tax Dollars Don't Grow on Trees..Neither does the money needed to run ourcountry. It takes taxes for federal, stateand local governments to provide theessential programs Americans expect.Like education, hospitals, sanitation, lawenforcement, highways, parks. Andbusiness supplies an important part ofthese tax dollars.In 1974, the federal government collectedmore than $291 billion in tax revenues.Of this, business paid about $115 billion—almost 40%. State and local governmentsgot even more from business. Of theirrevenues, a whopping 60% came frombusiness... a total of over $125 billion.But these billions collected directly areonly part of the tax story. The salaries thatbusiness pays employees are taxed. Thedividends business pays shareholdersare taxed. For example, at Allied Chemicalin 1974, while we paid out as a corporationmore than $120 million in taxes, our32,000 employees and 73,000 stockholderswere taxed many additional millions ontheir incomes.When a corporation earns profits, it canplow back more money into job-producingexpansions by building factories, mod¬ernizing older facilities and developing <czynew products. These generate even morewages and tax revenues, and everyoneprofits. Yet, in a period when profits aremore important than ever, they are farfrom adequate.A recent survey showed Americans thinkthe average manufacturing corporationmakes more than 30 cents profit on everysales dollar. In fact, the average in 1975was less than 5 cents.Shrinking corporate profits mean a sjow-down in business activity. With fewerprofits, wages and dividends to tax, manyof the good things in life that we takefor granted may disappear.It’s going to take a lot more than wishingfor a money tree to keep our countrygrowing.AlliedChemicalWhere Profits Are For PeopleIf you’d like to learn more about Allied Chemical and howwe’re putting profits to work, please write to P O Box 2245R.Morristown, New Jersey 07960© 1976 Allied Chemical CorporationPage 6-The Chicago Maroon-Friday, May 21, 1976Artistic ExperimentsLack CohesionBOSTONSYMPHO NYMay22-&30Mandel Hall5706 S. UNIVERSITY AVE.$3.50$2.00STUDENTS By Jonathan MeyersohnThe current show at the BergmanGallery, which lasts until June 12, featuresthe works of two stylistically contrasting ar¬tists. The combination of Liz Tischoff'stechnically proficient and visuallygratifying experimental photography, andPeter Hessemer's rough and constructionalartistic reminiscences, gives the show apleasant balance each artist, alone, mightlack. Tischoff and Hessemer represent twonew artistic strains which can never meet,but share important characteristics. Bothstyles are technically oriented and continually capture the viewer's interest with avariety of jarring images. Both are concerned with the connection between the ideaof a piece and its final construction. The important difference is that, while Tischoff'sconceptive tools are completely technical,her product is colorfully alive, Hessemeruses natural and organic means to constructbare, impersonal edifices.Hessemer's art is primarily cerebral, andis built from mental images and metaphors.He seems as interested in the end product ofhis work as he is in his medium, and iskeenly aware of the humor in his creations."Reliquary vessel for the ashes of CarolBurch" is an artifact; it expresses thoughtas well as emotion. It is both the memory ofa friend and a testimonial to an entireculture. The artist has created a means bywhich to reveal universal associationsthrough the use of familiar materials, suchas wood, paper, and pottery. The familiarityof the image facilitates an interplay bet¬ween the personal and the metaphorical.Like an author, Hessemer arranges a seriesof specific images in a recognizable, yetillusive, pattern.To capture the author's own power tocreate, Hessemer employs the words ofVirginia Woolf in two collages. "Virginia Woolf #1&2" are statements of precision,and, as such are specific in their dimen¬sions. They are stark, almost cold, in theirpresentation of succinct images. As ar¬tifacts, however, the collages embody thecult they symbolize. The artifacts become apresence in themselves, and, as Hessemerassures us, an analytical understanding oftheir iconography, though helpful, isn'tnecessary. The helpfulness of exact imagesmakes the work accessible; the symboliccharacter produces a personal quality thatrenders the pieces wonderfully com¬municative.The very tangibleness of Hessemer'swork allows a certain self-conscious sense toemerge. Four of the pieces are entitled"Portrait of the artist as an ash urn," a playon Joyce's creative self. The artist is thework, and so both become a simple andvisible, yet thoroughly ambigious, representation of what is perceived. As long as thesurfaces are recognizable, as they are inmost of the works, particularly the collages,the metaphorical dimensions of the artist'sdeeper considerations are readily appredated. Hessemer's creations are of¬ferings in the truest sense; they reflect theworld of association beyond explicit struc¬tural devices.While Hessemer's creative tools areorganic, Tischoff's are more technicallyoriented. Her photography allows an evenmore precise communication of ideas. Thus,the complexity of her images, though har¬der to portray, is more strongly felt.Tischoff relies on the camera to create anaesthetic presence. Through a combinationof fine technical silver photography andpleasing use of space, she manages to construct an artistic world in which reality andfantasy interact easily. Her style is smooth,(continued on page 7)ROCKEFELLER MEMORIAL CHAPEL59th Street and Woodlawn AvenueSunday • May 23 • 11:00 A.M.WILLIAM GRANT BLACKRector, Church of Our SaviourCincinnati, OhioWe Go As Abrahams-Not Knowing"SUNDAY SEMINAR-CHAPEL UNDERCROFT9:45 to 10:50 A.M.E. Spencer Parsons, Dean of theChapel, conducts a Bible ReadingSeminar.Business Majors:Management positions available*The U.S. Navy has a limited number of management positions availableto qualified business majors. The Navy Supply Corps is responsible for allstaff phases of naval logistics. As a Navy Supply Corps officer, you IIdevelop and practice modern management techniques while serving in achallenging and exciting environment. If you want a position withauthority, responsibility and accountability, the Navy s Supply Corps hasit all. To apply, contact;Lt. Phil Dabney657-2169What you do now determines whether you'll follow or whetheryou'll lead.MIKE NICHOLSPRESENTSFRI., MAY 216:30, 9:00 & 11:30 CATCH-22CHICAGO DEBATING SOCIETY COBB HALLADM. $1The Chicago Maroon-Friday. May 21, 1976-Page 7 TheGreyCityJournalTheGreyCityJournal “200 Years of Political CartoonsBy Mike JonesHistory is not simply cold dates and evenI ts. History is the commutative result of^ developing social thought and trends. Nor ishistory only books. Political cartoons add afurther dimension to history by displayingpublic sentiment of the times toward anevent.There is a very good collection of politicalcartoons dating from the time of the firstPresident now on display at the Smart Gal¬lery. Dealing with the presidency, fromWashington to Ford, the exnibit cutsthrough the imperial trappings of the posi¬tion and delivers a pure, simple, exposedimage of the men who hold that position,the powers that control them, and theissues that they face (or duck).Gerald Ford's statement about therebeing three ways to get information inWashington, 'the printed media, the TV net¬works, and Doonesbury,' is very accurate.While the display suffers from a lack ofDoonesbury, if does provide a convincingshow of public opinion toward events wenow consider history.We see that the Federalists felt that Jef¬ferson and his followers (called for somereason the Antifederalists) were trying toapply a brake to the figurative wagon of thenation. Cartoonists tear down the ac¬complishments of the Federalist administration of Washington and Adamsmore graphically than the printed word orany history book could.We see the intense expression of a feelingin the North during the Civil War thatanything less than unconditional surrenderby the South would leave the North in totalruin while somehow vindicating the Southfor the seccession.We see the power of the Robber Barons asJohn D. Rockefeller holds a much reducedWhite House and President in the palm ofhis hand. In the background, the Capitol has grown smoke stacks and a Standard Oilsign.We even realize that issues which plagueus today, that we believe are solely our own,have always been problems.One early cartoon decries the evil of in¬flation.We see Teddy Roosevelt breaking theground for the Panama Canal and throwingthe dirt on Bogota, (as everyone knows, except Ronald Reagan, we stole Panama fromthe Columbian's because the Panamanianswere more favorable to us renting a canal)The imperial presidency was attacked inthe days of Andrew Jackson (King Andrew I) as well as in the days of Nixon(hiding behind the Presidential seal to avoidcriticism for the invasion of Cambodia).Gerald Ford was not the first President tobe considered by his contemporaries to belacking certain intelligence necessary tohold the office of President. BenjaminHarrison is shown as a small man whosehead is too small for the symbolic 'hat of of¬fice.' Gerald Ford is shown uncontrollablyvetoing everything in sight including hisdog, an aide's hand, and the telephone direc¬tory.War, imperialism, and militarism areuniverseiy condemned. Zachary Taylor, aMexican War general who was nominatedby the Whig party, a party opposed to theMexican War, is shown sitting on a pile ofskulls William McKinley is shown as a littleNapoleon against a backdrop of cannonspointed in every conceivable direction, in¬cluding at himself. Kennedy and Krushchevare trying to force the horrible orge back into the Pandora's Box of Nuclear War.Political cartoons are at their best when,with a single drawing, the entire fact andemotion of the situation is expressed. As itbecame clear that neither the nation nor theho I nivi rsity ot C hu.iiV • Ki*koU-IU i Memorial h.ipi-l • :*Vth Strvot and INooJljwn AvenueB'k rut RtX KLFKLIJ R CHAPLL CHOIRKuharJ Vikstmm, lor • F.dw jnJ-MondelU>. OrganistVVI DNLSDAY. M \> 2t>. at 7:*) I’ M.( /tr/zs/sRoberta (..ua^tafestr. Vh>it>n, <-//«>OM ph (.uastah-sUv Ba»MUSIC OF THE RENAISSANCEAND THE BAROQUEAdmission is without ticketand without charge Democratic Party could be unified untilLBJ was gone, he decided not to run foranother term. The cartoon: attired in thetraditional hari kari robes, he plunges thesword of unity into himself, sacrificing hispolitical life to regain the unity he lost.A recent series of articles by the NewYork Times revealed that American collegefreshmen today don't know much abou'history. Not only do they not know datesplaces, and people, they have no understanding of the development of thoughttrends, and social movements. The cartoon;show that the flower children of the I960';were not the first to object to war, or thaRonald Reagan was the first to misun derstand the issue of Panama. The cartoonsexplicate the development of the imperialpresidency. And how can anyone really un¬derstand the abuses of Waterqate withoutunderstand the rise of the imperialpresidency?Political cartoons serve as a way for thepeople to laugh at themselves while at thesame time attack a situation. Political car¬toons can topple Presidents and policies,end the domination of political machines,expose the excesses of the powerful, andridicule politics as usual.SO YOU'RE TIRED OFODYSSEY SALES —HOW ABOUT AVOX/TURNABOUTSALE?SALE STARTS NOON FRIDAYTILL???AT THESTUDENT CO-OPReynolds Club Basement9:30-6 M-F10-4 Sat.PRE-MEDSTUDENTSapplying to MedicalSchool this yeartor entry in 1977should pick upAMCASapplication formsin Harper 241.Page 8-The Chicago Maroon-Friday. May 21,1976- xA MusicalMelangeOn Saturday, May 22, the Boston Sym¬phony Chamber Players will perform worksby Beethoven, Bartok, Schubert, andMozart. The group includes some of thefinest musicians in the country, and violinistJoseph Silverstein, flautist Doriot AnthonyDwyer, oboist Ralph Gomberg, violist Bur¬ton Fine, cellist Jules Eskin, clarinetistHarold Wright, bassoonist Sherman Walt,and horn player Charles Kavaloski arebound to give a first rate performance.The concert, which will be at 8:30 in Man-del Hall, will include Beethoven's Serenadein D for Flute, Violin, and Viola, op. 25, Bartok's Contrasts for Clarinet, Violin, andViola, Schubert's String Trio #2 in B-flat,D.581, and Mozart's Quintet in E-flat forPiano and Wind, K.452. Tickets are $3.50,S2.00for students. MeyersohnNamedEditorJon W. Meyersohn, second-year student inthe College, has been appointed editor of theGrey City Journal for the 1976-77 year. Theappointment was made by Peter Cohn,editor-elect of the Maroon, and Paul MMiller, present Grey City editor.Mr. Meyersohn, born in Billings hospitalin 1956, came to the University from NewYork last year. He is pursuing a course ofstudy in the New Collegiate Division.Immediately declared by the new editor,who will assume his position at the end ofthis quarter, is a vigorous program ofrecruitment for next year's staff. Any person with writing or artistic talent and a jour¬nalistic bent, is encouraged to contact himthrough the Maroon office.NOT A BICENTENNIAL SALE, BUT THEQUINDECICENTENNIALBOOKCOMMEMORATING THE 1500th ANNIVERSARY OF THE FALL OF ROMEOFF LISTON EVERY BOOK IN THE STORE(PLUS PATRONAGE REFUND FOR MEMBERS)Mon., May 24 Through Fri., June 11IF INFLATION CAUSED THE FALL OF ROME,IT WASN'T BECAUSE OF PRICES LIKE THESE!SEMINARY CO-OP BOOKSTORES,5757 S. UNIVERSITY AVE.Mon.-Fri. 9:30 A.M.-4K)0 P.M.(ALL SALES ARE FINAL. A BOOKS SHOULD BE PAIDFOR AT THE TIME OF PURCHASE) * /TheGreyCityJournal—:TheGreyCityJournalt/ All films will be shown in Cobb unlessotherwise stated. Admission for each is onedollar.CEF offers: Olympia, Part I (1938),directed by Leni Riefenstahl. The film isgood, but chances are that the main reasonfor which it has been shown so frequently inthe past few years is that Riefenstahl wasHitler's favorite director, and this film wascommissioned by him. Covering the mainfeatures of the international meet in Berlinin 1936, the film focuses on the contendingathletes from fifty-one countries and thereactions of the spectators. For an artisticintroduction, Riefenstahl goes back to theGreece of 776 B.C., and shows the Olympictorch being carried on down through thecenturies. The film include a fifteen secondglimpse of Hitler. Thursday at 7:15 and 9:30.DOC offers: The Circus (1928), directedby Charles Chaplin. One of Chaplin's finestfilms, the work is more like his earlierworks than The Gold Rush or The Kid,marked by Chaplin's own brand of char¬ming and sophisticated slapstick. The ad¬venturesome Tramp is funny when he doesnot intend to be, and the Circus Manager isquite pathitic when he tries to be comic. Inperhaps the finest scenes of all, Chaplin at¬tempts to learn from the circus clowns theart of making people laugh. Highly Recom¬mended. Saturday at 7:15 and 9:30.The 47 Ronin, Part I (1942), directed byKenji Mizoguchi, DOC says: "The year is1701, the place Shogun's palace in Edo. Juslas the party arrives, Ansano is maliciouslyslighted by Lord Kira, the master ofceremonies. He draws his sword...For sucha breach of conduct Asano is sentenced todeath and dishonor. His loyal followers(initially one hundred Ronin) vow to avengehis death. A Chicago premiere." Sunday at7:15 and 9:30. Campus FilmNorthwest Mounted Police (1940), dicec-ted by Cecil B. DeMille. DeMille's first nonblack-and-white film clearly shows that heand Technicolor were clearly made for oneanother. A running battle between thestalwart mounted police and the half-breedrebels which lasts tor over two hours, coun¬ting the customary time out for comicbyplay, romantic interludes and thedevelopment of a plot. A typical DeMilleepic featuring Madeleine Caroll, PauletteGooddard, Preston Foster, Robert Prestonand, best of all, Gary Cooper, an actor thatcould make even a DeMille movie worthseeing. Tuesday at 7:30.Reap the Wild Wind (1942), directed byCecil B. MeMille. Set on the southern coastaround 1840, DeMille has crowded a storyfilled with sea storms, ship wrecks and gangfights, and peopled with picaresque charac¬ters, dashing gentlemen and ladies incrinoline. He has also worked into this film achattering monkey and a giant squid. RayMilland and John Wayne both fall forPaulette Goddard but only one can have her.With Raymond Massey, Robert Preston andSusan Hayward, Tuesday at 9:30.Home from the Hill (1960), directed byVincente Minnelli. A very rambling and confused Western, the plot of which would takecountless pages to thoroughly explain.Characters, motivations, and even thedialogue are completely loose, apparentlyset down without purpose, other than tomake for some sordid, violent sequences.With Robert Mitchum, Eleanor Parker andGeorge Peppard. Wednesday at 7:30.International House offers: Lenny (1974),directed by Bob Fosse, This is being shownfor the benefit for all those people that mighthave missed the showing of the same filmpresented by a different film group earlierthis quarter. Dustin Hoffman is excellent in ■■■■■hi in ..i. ' 'his portrayal of Lenny Bruce, the brilliantcomic who led a tormented private life.Valerie Perrine is great as his wife, Honey.The story tends to show too much of hiscountless problems with the obscenity lawsand not enough on his excellent nightclubroutines. Hoffman isn't as dry or biting asBruce was, but the sensitivity and depth heshows in his portrayal of the behind-thescenes Bruce proves that he is one of thefinest character actors around. Recom¬mended. Two evenings at InternationalHouse. Friday at 7:00, 9:30 and 11:45. Thur¬sday at 7:15 and 9:45.FOTA presents the last two films in theirVincente Minnelli festival (Admission forboth films is one dollar): Lust for Life(1956), directed by Vincente Minnelli. Themost dramatic feature of the life of Vincentvan Gogh was the difference between hispainting, which was forceful, sunny andwarm, and the character of his dispositionwhich was clouded by his dark and mad¬dening moods. Color dominates thefilm—the color of the indoor sets and out¬door scenes, the color of the beautifullyreproduced Van Gogh paintings, even thecolor of the man's tempestuous moods. Thescript is very poor but the cast headed byKirk Douglas as van Gogh and AnthonyQuinn as Paul Gaugnin is quite good. Mon¬day at6:30.Gigi (1958), directed by Vincente Minnelli,A French version of My Fair Lady.GiGi(Leslie Caron) is a young rebellious tom boywho resists all efforts by her family to tran¬sform her into an accomplished courtesan.The hero (Louis Jourdan) is clearly built upas an elegant, blase young bachelor with anamiable indifference towards the child. ButGigi conforms and becomes a beautifulLady, Jourdan falls in love and MaruiceChevalier sings "Thank Heaven for Little Girls (For without them what would littleboys do?)." Although somewhat contrived,it is rather fun. With Hermione Gingold.Recommended. Monday at8:30.NAM presents: Metropolis (1927), direc¬ted by Fritz Lang. Modeled roughly onShelly's Fre ikenstein, Lang's excellentfilm concerns an inventor who creates awoman from a real woman. The manufac¬tured Mary at first is employed to quell thedissatisfied workers in a large city, but bysome queer freak she eventually incites themen and women laborers to rebel againstthe wealthiest man in the metropolis. Itsmoral is that the brains and the hands failwhen the heart (love) does not work withthem. In this case the brain is capital andthe hands are labor. It is said that Lang em-.ployed 37,000 extras in this work which theN.Y. Times said, "nothing like it has everbeen seen." Highly Recommended.In Social Sciences 122. Sunday at 7:15 and9:30 Karen HellerRadio Play1 "All That Fall" is Samuel Beckett's bestplay written specifically for the radio. Aspecial University of Chicago presentationwill be aired on WHPK-FM (88.3) thiscoming Sunday, May 23rd, at 7 p.m.This is the premiere presentation of radiodrama on WHPK in what will possibly be anon-going series of plays.The cast includes Tom Birk, GeorgeSolomon, John Duguid, Jean Elliott,Ridgely Hunt, Bill Kudlaty, KennethSchulze, and Fred Wellisch. The play isbeing produced by John Hallowitz, directedby Beth Gorrie, and engineered by ScotlKeiffer.ALLTOGETHERAt One LocationTO SAVE YOU MOREf WAKEN • CHEVROLET VOLKSWAGEN •SPECIAL DISCOUNT PRICESFor ALL STUDENTSAND FACULTY MEMBERSJust present your University ofChicago Identification Card.As Students or Faculty Members ofthe University of Chicago you are en¬titled to special money savingsDiscounts on Volkswagen & ChevroletParts, accessories and any new orused Volkswagen or Chevrolet youbuy from Volkswagen South Shore orMerit Chevrolet Inc.U10KA3N) • M9VMSX10A 1110RA1H)SALES & SERVICEALL A! 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ExperimerffflLl Weekend^CHEVROLETPage 10-The Chicago Maroon-Friday, May 21. 1976 Gooverl 3:30 PAF,5«5a ft,2S3 Jl-50Nev/HtMCtTe 57tk v University753-3Sfl J With This Ad OnlyUsed Desks *25 and upUsed Chairs *10 and upNew Chairs *25 and up"cash and carry"r BRAND 1 * „SUPPLY CO.8600 Commercial Ave.Open Mon.-Sot. 8:30-5:00RE 4-2111THE COLLEGIUM MUSICUMpresentsCONCERTS OF MUSIC -FROMFIVE CENTURIESSaturday, May 22,1976Ars Subtillior: Music of the 14th & 15thCenturies performed by The ElizabethanEnterprise of New York (Lucy Cross,director). Admission: $3.50 ($2.50 forstudents). Members of The ElizabethanEnterprise will be available for privatelessons and workshops that weekend. Forfurther information contact Mr. HowardM. Brown in the Department of Music(Lexington 6).m ■Experiments(continued from page 3)but the result is jarring in its realistic nar-shness. Her work is proficient, yet hauntingand disruptive enough to remain in¬teresting.Tischoff mixes graphics, photography,lithography, and silkscreen with goodresult. Her success lies in her ability toisolate artistic styles into sections, and thenbring them together to give each work aunity. One piece contains separate imagesof people, mountains, and a cityscape; butinstead of creating a chaotic scene, the useof white space and the technical care withwhich the images are assembled allow anoverall consistency. Tischoff's greatestasset is her sensitivity to pattern. Hercareful use of artistic connections enablesthe viewer to follow the thought of the work while still remaining fully aware of thetechnical mastery.Tischoff's fascination with her toolsmeans that the message of the work is in it¬self not her external expression of it. Commendably, she does not need to announce it.The greater feeling comes across when acollection of seemingly disjunctive images,all fully acceptable due to their precision,suddenly confuse the viewer's sense ofdimension . Two solitary legs facing opposite directions, both realistic in con- "*struction, haunt the imagination preciselybecause they are so graphically exact.Tischoff pleases the viewer with her skillfulphotography and drawing, then disrupts expectations with a series of unconnectedimages. The final product is that she fulfillsan essential task of art — that of making theviewer live inside the work, while theimagination and technical appreciation stillinteract egually.EUROPE1/2 fanOW AM"* 800-325-4867Urr.Travel ChartersRobert Murch as Anthony Anderson and Pat Fraser as Mrs. Annie Dudgeon in theGoodman Theatre’s production of G.B. Shaw’s The Devil’s Disciple Please see thereview on page 1. LITERARY GUIDANCEBy Pibliskiig AitborPcranl atW»-IBT a M ScmI’ll Help«THESIS. 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And still others called for a boycottof the Ball by feminists. But still the peoplecame in droves, and many of them removedtheir clothes, if they came with any at all.and in the final analysis, when all the dusthad cleared, when the action on campusreturned to a more private sector, one hadto wonder what the excitement and con¬troversy had been all about.I, for one, will never forget my first trip toa porno movie house. It occurred during atrip to New York about 5 years ago when Ifound myself alone and with about 4 emptyhours before train departure. One could sitaround Penn Station and try to set a newworld's record for being panhandled, or onecould sight see, but that day I was moved bya genuine curiosity about those Times Square movie houses on which the "No oneunder 21 Admitted" signs might as well becarved in granite for all their permanence,and might as well not exist for all theirmeaning. The price was steep, I recall, andthe theatre was nearly empty, as well, and Iwas nervous. But after the show started—itwas a triple feature—the feeling of ner¬vousness was rapidly transformed into oneof genuine boredom, punctuated by momen¬ts of shallow amusement. Seeing a pair orgroup of persons on the screen engaged insexual activity is interested for a fewmoments and exciting for a few more, but adesire to see the whole thing end soon takesover.In this also what the Lascivious CostumeBall amounts to—an adolscent escapade?Largely, yes. And this is demonstrated bythe fact that a large percentage of thepeople who attend left with some degree ofdisappointment. Almost everyone agreedthat the band was too loud, the films toodisgusting, and the whole thing too boring.There were those who seemed to get thebiggest kick of their lives from the wet T-shirt contest, especially when it became ano T-shirt contest. But for most, the eventfinished a poor second to its advance build¬up.Still, this is no reason to advocate an endto Lescivious tradition on this campus. Theaftermath of the event is very mild—it anyexists at all-and this is even true for thosepert co-eds who violated every rule setdown by UC alumna Ann Landers and baredtheir breasts in public. All three finalists inthe wet T-shirt contest admitted to having1-6:00 PMTUES.-S ATOAK FURNITURE-ANTIQUESRffiNiSHiD -f as is Desks1649 e. ssth fAT sA Tables667-4340 If ChairsDressersBookcasesMuchMoreWe Also DoRefinishingEYE EXAMINATIONSFASHION EYEWEARCONTACT LENSESDR. KURTROSENBAUMOptometrist(53 Kimbark Plaza)1200 East 53rd StreetHYde Park 3-8372 MOTHER'Smt disco mcm‘LIVE ENTERTAINMENTkC. BROWN UNDERGROUND‘SUPER SANDWICHESNightly: 7 PM.4 AM.337-700626 WEST DIVISIONBRENT HOUSEEcumenical Campus Ministry5540 S. WoodlawnSunday, May 235:00 HOUSE CHURCH6:00 SUPPER & SOCIAL HOURBEERBEERBEER $2°° 64 Oz. 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And even if the Lascivious CostumeBall offends some sense of decorum ormodesty or even self respect, it is importantfor those persons who make up University,and who may be in the grip of its staidness,to feel free to escape from it. And escaping itin a particularly forbidden way and-inpublic provides a very satisfying experiencefor many.One LCB-ite was overheard to say, "Ithink the people who really go wild over thisare nuts, but not as nuts as the people whoreally object." And in spite of the LesciviousCostume Ball, sex at the University of Chciago follows the same, slowly changingrules that existed before. _w. T. 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Harcompletely off the wall.”HILARIOUS.. • it’s a send-up and put-down on everythingand everybody from President to commercials.”M— LOS ANGELES FREE PRESSHie funniest film of 1985.A WORLD WIDE FILMS RELEASECHEVY CHASE • PHIL PROCTOR • RICK HURST • LARRAINE NEWMAN • HOWARD HESSEMAN • ROGER BOWEN « Henry KissmeeiExecutive Producer WOODPECKER MUSIC, INCMusic by LAMBERT & POTTER • Written by MICHAEL MISLOVE and NEIL ISRAEL r.ouuce. nujic., un^Produced by JOE ROTH • Directed by BRADSWIRNOFF & NEIL ISRAEL ^.Distributed by WORLD WIDE FILMS -wj’ wftrpir n r-nietriKutart Kw Min AMCDinA Dtl rurilir' ms* nwlHMtuDistributed by MID-AMERICA RELEASING, INC • WC3I><*,'“*Extra Added Hard Rock Comedywith: CHEECH & CHONG'S short"BASKETBALL JONES"NOW PLAYING AT THESESELECTED THEATRES:McCLURG COURTChicago GCCFORD CITYChicago GOLF HILLNllot m&rOLD ORCHARDSkoklom*r QCC m&r GCCNORRIDGE HARLEM-CERMAK EVERGREEN CROSSROADSN<,rtidgti N Hlvartld* Evorgraon Park Morrlltvlllo, Ind.Lombardi-Football Coach =SPORTSSoftball Championships Startstarted his career at H-F. Hehas been there ever since,serving as associate directorof athletics and intramurals,varsity assistant footballcoach, head sophomore foot¬ball and wrestling coach,assistant track coach andfinally head football coach.Although Lombardi couldnot be reached for comment,Coach Hass did have somekind words for his successor.‘He knows the Midwest Con¬ference from his days atKnox and he’s seen us play.He doesn’t have any illusionsabout what he’s getting into.’Hass went on to commentthat “We hope he can turn itaround like he did at H-F.The program looks ready foran upswing.WAAMVP The IM softball cham¬pionship is still up for grabsas it heads down the finalstretch. In the Co-ed tour¬ney, the winner of theBlackstone-Salisbury mat¬ch will take on EveryoneElse the Independent cham¬ps this afternoon. TheResidence winner is favoredby 3 runs. Lying in wait forthem however are thePenguins AG who beat theOral Plumbers for theDivisional title. ThePenguins are favored bv 8runs to take it all in Mon¬day’s Championship game,which will be played at BJfield starting at 3:00.The four way tie in theAnnounced Men’s Undergraduate Redwas resolved by Hendersonwhich returned from thedead to beat Hitchcock Easton a protest and then todefeat Vincent on a seventhinning rally, necessitated bythe loss of a 12 run lead.Salisbury, after easilydefeating Phi Gamma Delta,will probably defeat Hen¬derson for the Residencetitle. They must then faceFrogs Come Harder for theUndergrad crown. TheResidence champs arefavored by 2-1/2 runs and ifthey win by that score it willbe quite a trick.Too, Too. Too came fromleft field to win going awayin the Divisional Greenleague and will try to main¬ tain their momentum again¬st the Last Coming of Dar-tos, in a game that is too, too,too, close to call. HubelsbergHotel is expected to beat theB-School Bombers whoachieved their berth aftereating up Creem of Wheat.Although Hubelsberg Hotelis favored to win, there isstill some time before thechampionship game on Wed¬nesday and anything couldhappen.In other IM action, Broganand Van Wyk beat Tram-busti and Silvieus for themixed doubles table tennistitle. The teams scores hadLower Rickert/UpperWallace on top with Tuftsand Lower Flint closebehind.=NEWS BRIEFSWHPK ElectionsJuly 1 begins the Lom¬bardi era in Maroon football.That’s when Walter ‘Wally’Hass retires and Robert E.Lombardi takes over as headfootball coach.Lombardi is only the four¬th coach in UC history,following in the footsteps ofAmos Alonzo Stagg, ClarkShaughnessey, under whomfootball was dropped, andHass, under whom it wasbegun again.He comes to Chicago aftera successful tenure as foot¬ball coach at Homewood-Flossmoor High School inthe south suburbs. At H-F hetook a team that had onlyone winning season in its en¬tire history and turned it intoa winner. His record in hisnine head coaching yearswas 51-26-2, a record whichincludes four conferencechampionships and threetimes ranked in the state topfive. Other talents include ser¬ving as summer recreationdirector for Flossmoor ParkDistrict, where heoriginated, developed anddirected the HomewoodFlossmoor summer physicalfitness program. He has ser¬ved as secretary of the SICANorth Athletic Directors andas president of the Inter-Conference Association offootball coaches.Lombardi was born inChicago and began his foot¬ball career at Mt. CarmelHigh School, playing in thePrep Bowl three years in arow. He played freshmanfootball at Notre Dame andthen transfered to KnoxCollege where he playedhalfback and linebacker sowell that he was voted MostValuable Player and Out¬standing Senior Athlete.After graduation hemarried Melinda Hass,Coach Hass’ daughter, and The women in motionmoved up to the QuadrangleClub for the Women’sAthletic Association awardsassembly last night. The an¬nual assembly includesmuch more than the handingout of varsity letters. Therewere skits and songs,speeches, and the all im¬portant announcing of theMost Valuable Player ineach sport.Helen Harrison won thefield hockey MVP easily. Shehad been good and consis¬tent enough to win honor¬able mention at theNationals. Laura Silvieuswas named to the volley¬ball honors in recogni¬tion of her blazingserve and fine play, despite asprained finger that plaguedher most of the season.In the winter sports, NoelBairey took another swim¬ming title while VadisCothran was given hersecond basketball MVP ofthe year, her first coming inWriting from 1Mr. Williams attributes thedrop to “the popularity of thesix week mini-course’’ andadds that high schoolsstudents just are not writingessays or papers.When one high schoolstudent was asked if her highschool English courses weregiven proper attention towriting skills, she replied,“No, there is no direction, nostress on vocabulary orgrammer. They just don’tteach us how to write.”Dean of students in thecollege Loma Straus pointsto the fact that “everythingthe University does isinevitably corrective and ad¬ded to the high schooleducation.” She feels that a‘consciousness raising’would aid in relieving thewriting problem. As abiology professor, she statedshe often doesn’t feel respon¬sible for correcting gram¬mer, but stressed that infact, it is the responsibility of the UC invitational tourney.In the spring sports GiokKhoe was honored for herfine pitching and hitting onthe softball field CatherineVanderloos. shot putter anddiscus hurler, won the tracktitleAlso honored at the eventwas President’s wife, Mrs.John T. Wilson who wasnamed the first member ofthe newly formedorganization, the Friends ofthe WAA. This was inrecognition of her support ofthe Women's program ingeneral and the InvitationalBasketball Tourney in par¬ticular.The other big news of theevening was the an¬nouncement of the new WAAundergraduate board. VadisCothran was reelected aspresident with HelenHarrison at the VP slot,Barb Brink as RecordingSecretary, Peggy Culp asCorresponding Secretaryand Jeanne Dufort asPublicity Chairperson.every faculty member to doso.“I want to stop teachinghistory and teach sentencestructure and simplespelling.” said ProfessorBarry Karl.On the other hand, one ofDean Straus’ colleaguescorrected the writing in oneof his student’s papers andupon returning the papierwas curtly told, “That isnone of your business! ”Whether a piecemeal at¬tack, such as the Committeeon Writing report suggests,will alieviate the writingskill decline in the College,or whether the Universitywill join Yale and Princetonin reintroducing remedialEnglish courses remains tobe seen. But in the words ofDean O’Connell, “Althoughnot to be confused with in¬telligence, our writing skillsare sadly off. There is noquestion that many studentsare having troublesustaining a full paragraphto its conclusion.” Michael Hoff, runningunopposed, was electedStation Manager by ac¬clamation, and Martin Sum¬ner was ratified as ProgramDirector of WHPK at Wed¬nesday night’s stationmeeting.Eric Schiller and MarkBole were also elected to theradio station’s GoverningBoardNine members of TheUniversity faculty have beenelected to the AmericanAcademy of Arts and Scien¬ces, Boston. They are:—Brian J.L. Berry, the Ir¬ving B Harris Professor inthe Department ofGeography and the College,Chariman of Geography,and Director of the Centerfor Urban Studies.—Ugo Fano. Professor inthe Department of Physicsand the College.—Herman H. Fussier, theMartin A. RyersonDistinguished ServiceProfessor in the GraduateLibrary School.—Eric P. Hamp, theRobert Maynard HutchinsDistinguished ServiceProfessor in the Depart¬ments of Linguistics andBehavioral Sciences(Cognition) and the College,and Director of the Centerfor Balkan and SlavicStudies.—D. Gale Johnson,Provost and the EliakimHastings MooreDistinguished Service Por-fessor in the Department ofEcon omics and the College.—Benjamin W. Lee,Professor in the Department Mr Sumner, who was ap>peinted Program Directorfollowing the resignation ofJane Ginsburg earlier thisquarter, was recommendedby the Board to continue inthe position for the comingyear.Mr. Sumner is now ac¬cepting propiosals for showsfor the summer and autunLnquarters.of Physics and the EnricoFermi Institute and Head ofTheoretical Physics at theFermi National AcceleratorLaboratory, Batavia,Illinois.—Erica Reiner, the JohnA Wilson Professor in theOriental Institute and theDepartments of NearEastern Languages andCivilizations and Linguisticsand Editor-in-Charge of theAssyrian Dictionary—Marshall D. Sahlins.Professor in the Departmentof Anthropology.— Paul Wheatley,Professor in the Departmentof Georgrapihy, the Co®1/mittee on Social Thought,and the College.Among former facultyelected to the academy wasRalph W. Tyler, formerprofessor and Chairman ofEducation and former Deanof the Division of the SocialSciences, now VicePresident of the Center forthe Study of Democratic In¬stitutions, Chicago OfficeThe American Academy ofArts and Sciences was foun¬ded in 1780 to advanceresearch and to promote thestudy of national and in¬ternational problems.ONE STEALS.ONE KILLSONE DIESMARLON--JACK‘BRANDO NICHOLSONi "THE MISSOURII BREAKS"ELLIOTT KASTNERMARLON 8/M.VDOJACK NICHOLSON-ARTHUR PENNr*. "THE MISSOLR18RE. ihS" n-w*. ARTHUR PENNp**m«*ELUOTT KASTNER ROBERT M SHER-MiN »*. * THOMAS McGUANE* JOHN WILLIAMS **«..*» uvos «ROBERT M. SHERMAN r ■loNiGlNAl MOTIONFlCTuHi SCOW* *<*’VAiLABlt ON l/mito AATiStCQWOS AWQTAFtS ]PGliiuctm awMCt areara ......A61I NPAFI ABAC. .OQMBAU ANT Alt BOOKS )T United ArtistsA Tfans*m#«a ConoerryWOODSChicago NOW PLAYINGEDENSNorthbrook GOLF MILLNilesU.A. CINEMA DIANA BREMANOakbrook Homewood Tinley ParkLAKEOak Park WILLOW CREEKPalatineCROSSROADSMerrillville, Indiana Writing CommitteeCombat s DeclineAnker DiesDr. Hubert S. Anker,Professor of Biochemistry,died in his South Side home.Tuesday, May 18.Educated in Germany, Dr.Anker received his MD fromColumbia in 1943. He came tothe University in 1945 as aResearch Assistant. He became a full professor in1959.He was a pioneer in the us*. <of stable and unstableisotopes to study limpids andprotein synthesis. He alsodid some experimenting inthe area of anti-cancerdrugs.The Chicago Maroon-Friday, May 21, 1976-Page 13Faculty Elected To AcademyHelpWoodsyspreadtheword!* On the slope...or on the sand,Help keepAmericalooking grand!Give ahoot!Don’tpollute!To get your free color poster,wnte to Woodsy Owl,Forest Service. U S D A.,Washington, D C. 20250OXMCL WARNING!INDIFFERENCE TO YOURBIOLOGICAL CYCLES CALLED BIORHYTHMSMAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOURPHYSICAL, EMOTIONAL & INTELLECTUAL HEALTH.Improve your chances of success and personal satisfaction through analysis of your biorhythms. From birth todeath your life is influenced by three internal cycles; the physical cycle, the emotional cycle and the intellectualcycle. On your day of birth each cycle starts at zero point, the neutral baseline. They then begin to rise in a positivephase during which all energies and abilities associated with each cycle are high. 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This service willsoon be offered nationally for $10.00 (Ten Dollars).Name.AddressCity State Zip.Date of Birth (Month, Day, Year)School or Occupation. FORWARD COMPLETED INFO dATIONAND $5.00 TO:CUBRAS, INC.625 North Michigan Ave.-Suite 500Chicago, Illinois 60611STUDENT MARKETING REPS’ INQUIRIES INVITEDPag* 14-Th* Chicago Maroon-Friday, May 21.1976L4/ -=CLASSIFIED ADS=SUBLET1 br turn apt w/dishes & cookwareAvail 6/6-9/12 Rent $185/mo is neg.R.Resch 955-9319 or 3 3574.Large 4-1/2 rm newly remod Ibr SShore 1/2 blk UC bus, 1 blk UC, CTANear lake 8. park. Secure, laundry rm.Yours from 12 June 4 Sept, for $450 incutilities. Perfect for summer schoolCall Steve 955 6811 after 6 pm.Furnished Summer Sublet lovely aptnear campus not expensive June 1stpreferred Call Beth 33850 or 2416048.Sublet-Avail. 6/15. Cptd. studio w/sep.kitchn. 54th & Cornell. $145/mo. Incl.Util. 324 4292.Summer sublet 4rms 2 bdrms turnnear trans, shpg ctr. Fall opt. 241 7493.Price negotiableFurnished 3 1/2 rm Summer sub. 54rh8, Ellis. Minibus. $145 neg. 955 5157.HUGE 3 BR apt nr 55-lake; Charmingly furnishes, dishwasher,washer dryer, AC, tv; sublet approxJuly 1 to Aug 31; $290 per mo; call 6676215.1 6r turn to sublet in Hyde Park, forJuly, Aug. Call nights947 0976.Spacious So Shore apt. 3 bdrms, kitchdin, 2 baths, air cond. Near lake, ctryclub, 1C, bus 6/1-9/17 S105/mo. inclutil. Rmsavail indiv. Dan 752 4645.Summer sublet/fall option Ig sunnystudio apt near Hyd Pk Coop $140/moAvailable June 20. Call 955-1072 afterlOpm/before 10am.Looking for a woman to take my aptmid June to beg. Sept 2-1/2 rms Kenwood near 55. Call 947-0185, 5 to 10 pm.1 br summer sublet in Modern 2br aptin University Apartments 55 8, DorChester Good security in bldg. Gradstudent preferred. Fall option.$150/month. Air conditioned. 241-7538.Summer sublet, room in 3 bdrm apt 55and Cornell, Fall option $82/m 9555019.Need female for own room in 3 bdrmapt$77/mon. On UC bus route. 241 7256Avail immed.Furnished sublet, Spacious 6 room, 2ba*h apartment on high floor in services, secure building at 58th and DorChester.Parquet floors, wood/gas bur¬ning fire place, dishwasher, selfcleaning oven, washer, dryer. 4 exposures, lake and Loop skyline views.Available July i for about a year. $650month 643 4683 eves. 2 roommates wanted in 3 bedroomapart with dog. Near Kimbark Plaza$67 plus utilities. Call Steve 288 8734.Looking for 2 roommates to move intoour sunny East Hyde Park apt thissummer. For more details call 241-7589HYDE Pk. nr. U of C. 1-2 1/2 rm. apts.Well kept bldg. Adults Nr. 1C, bus,park, lakereas. BU8-0718.PRIVATE 8. PLEASANT 1 bdrm aptSeparate liv. rm., compact kitch. Inoutstanding bldg of classic architecture on S.Shore dr near beach,1C, Univ 8> CTA bus. Ideal for stud,prof or retiree Ldry. S.Shore July 1,$125 221 6606, AM best.Couple wanted, summer sublet, 2bdrm apt, 50th & Cornell, fall option266 2405 days; 536 3248 or 866 7820evenings or weekend; $250.2 or 3 r'rm apt avlbl summer, fall opt.1C, minibus. Cheap 241 7604.SOUTH SHORE 5 deluxe rooms, 2baths newest luxury air cond. 6 apt.bldg. Adults only. Must see to ap¬preciate Now, July, Sept. $325 up. 6845544.EXCEPTIONAL attractive 8< spaciousbedroom with separate walnut/study,kitchen 8< ldry priv. in classic S.Shorebldg near lake, park, univ 8. CTA bus,A/c, cptd 8. all utilities, neat & quietonly. June 1,221-6606.Room near campus for male student$10 per week. Call Do 3-2521. Avail. 6/1.SPACE WANTEDSeeking nice reas 3 bed apt reas closeto campus Lease starting now or AutPlease call or Ive message Ronnie 32240 (1308)Postdoctoral student M BehavioralSci. seeks quiet room for June 15-Sept.1. Prefer close to campus. Can pay upto $IOO/mo. Call Ed 241-6128 after 7 pmor before 8 :30 am.PROFESSORS, stud, seeks house forrent 76/77 year. Steve 753 2233 #122.Visiting faculty wish apt or hse 2 bdror larger 9/76-5/77 929 8918.Three non smoking, petless, lawstudents are looking for a 3 bedroomapartment in Hyde Park for the 1976-1977 academic year. Call 241-7636SPACE FOR SALE correcting Selectric II typewriterRates reasonable. Call Mrs Ross 239•?5, ii ri tr nr 4MOVING. Inexpensive, reliable. CallRob Stone Movers 538 7520,955 6609.For exp. piano teacher call 947-9746.WRITING WRONGLY? English Gradwill proofread papers & essays forerrors in grammar and style. David268-0935Hyde Park teacher wants to paint yourhouse this summer. Call Francis after5 pm 241-6766AUTO RECONDITIONING American& Foreign auto body work CHEAP436 7150. 5736 S. RacineIBM Selectric Typing Free Pickup andDelivery Call 374 0081.Former Montessori teacher, nowgraduate student in education, seeksfull time babysitting from June toAugust. Phone 241 6896 Lea.SCENESUNLIMITED fruit, pastry and entreebuffet. $3.95 per person—9:30 to noonSaturday mornings at the Court HouseRestaurant.NUDIST TRAVEL CLUB for singles,families and couples. Send $25 for a 2year membership. MYW CLUB, POBox 1342, Aurora, II 60504.Looking for an alternative to StudentHealth? Visit the Hyde Park KenwoodCommunity Health Center, 1515 E.52nd PI., for health care for the entirefamily. For appointments, call 6430650.The Chicago Women's LiberationUnion presents "Union Maids" a filmabout women labor organizers in the30's. Directed by Julia Reichert 8.James Klein, Fri 5/21 at Hermann Used Wurlitzer Piano Call 493-9871 Atfry-APT. SALE. ALL MUST GO 64,03*)Van: 66 Dodge A-100 van. Many newparts but needs generator, rear axleseals. Best offer 947 8361.4 pair avocado green fiberglassdrapes, like new $7 each, $20 the set.955 7691 5-9p.m.CHICAGO AUDIOWe're celebrating our first an¬niversary as the least expensive stereostore in the city We still sell the bestequipment, shipped in factory sealedcartons, with full warranties and a 30day exchange period Ask for a quoteon any of our 100 plus lines. Gage 241-5752WAR IS HELL?What MASH did for Korea, Catch-22does for WW2 See it Fri. May 21 at6:30,9:00 8. ll:30inCobb Hall.LOSTLost Keys 58th 8. Kenwood Can Identify. 753-4031 9-5; 241-7154 after 6.SAT, GRE, LSATMATH REVIEW COURSE this summer Call 643-7847 or 241 7283 for info.ALLTHATFALLA radio play by Samuel Beckett will bepresented in a special UC productioron WHPK 88 3 FM this Sunday, May“MEL BROOKS’ COMIC MASTERPIECE.”- Moll.* Alport. SATURDAY REVIEW©TOt* Cenlur. Fo INTERNATIONAL HOUSEMAY 22 7:15 and 9:30 mHall I IT 3241 S Federal 8 pm. Sun 5/23at Circle Campus A-l Lecture Hall 2pm. $2 in advance$2.50atdoorLet Samuel Beckett into your home,just tune to 88.3 FM this Sunday, May23, at 7 pm, and listen to WHPK'sproduction of Beckett's ALL THATFALL. 23, at7 p.mTAPE DECKS-CB'SSales Service And Our Custom Instalations. Products And Workmanship Guaranteed 684 5166Summer sublet 15 June. 3 blocks fromLibrary 3 bedrooms call 241 6942 pm.Summer sublet: two bedrms, furnished Lake view, Dorchester 8. EHyde Park. $200/mo.incl. utilities +parking. 493 430254th 8. Woodlawn room in spacioussunny apt. Fully furnishes, washer,dryer free. June Sept. $83. Call after 6pm. 943-1584SPACEWanted, person to share 2 bdrm, 2 bathturn, air cond apt in bldg middle of55th St $135 sublet considered. Callbefore noon, after 7 pm 363 2955Roomates Wanted $50 or $80 Summerwith fall option 363-0661FOR RENT Secluded tamily cottagein Indiana dunes, June 27 to Aug 7,$600 Or three weeks, $350 One hr. toH P Eve 643 259956th and Univ., 2 bdrm apt summersublet for one F Begin June 1. Call947 8928To share rent ($58) and utilities of sixroom apartment at 54th andWoodlawn. Contact David at 324 3863Beginning about June 15.VERSAILLES5254 S. Dorch#*torWELL MAINTAINEDBUILDINGATTRACTIVE 1 V* AND1 Vs ROOM STUDIOSPC4NISHID or UNFURNISHED$138.. $225"Short Term"Based on AvailabilityAll Utilities IncludedAt Campos Bus StopFA 4-0200 Mrs. Groak Cond 6rm 2br 2 bth 24xl5lr nat frplc drcust ktch-den new bttm frzz frig crptclake park vw $23500 752 1724PEOPLE WANTEDWhere else can you get free applejuice, insurance, a smile 8. help yourfellow human beings? Billings BloodBank! Call for appt. 947 5579MEDICAL SCHOOLS in Coahuila andMorelos, Mexico now acceptingqualified applicanfs for September1976 term. Contact R W Cary 4324Kilcher Court, Carmichael, CA 95608(916) 483 4587 or 487 5816.Learn how to earn money. My trainingmakes steady income possible. Easymethod starts you earning quickly.Phone 887 0918 after six pm.French tutoring by exp native Call 6676776DRIVER wanted to WASHINGTOND.C. we are moving by truck 8. needsomeone to drive std shift Pinto aboutJune 5. Call Rex at 548 6684Are you chained to doing nothing inyour spare time? Want to accept achallenge? If you have 6 10 hours aweek and like to make money callBunny at 66701325 No obligation no information over the phone Lets sit•down and talk.Couple seeks 2 roommates (prefercouple) to share large 3bdrm aptw/porches & garden, 5500 block ot DorChester, $72, now till Oct 1.955-1247.Need tutor for 2nd gd child Mathand/or reading. South Side. Teacheror UC student need apply only Call af«ter8 OOp m.221 0358PEOPLE FOR SALEPrivate guitar lessons $3.50 Folk,classic 8, basic music. Ph 493 3949Thesis, dissertations, term papers,gen office corres typed on latest IBM HERE'S YOUR CHANCE to meet anaward winning writer (no, not SaulBellow) George R R. Martin, TuesMay 25th at 8.30 in Ida Noyes. Freeand open with refreshments to follow.Peter & The Wolf-a ballet performedby the Lenhoff School of Dance—choreographed and directed bySylvia Drucker, May 23, 3pm. CloisterClub/lda Noyes. FREE from FOTAFOR SALE1963 Chevy Bel Air. Excellent condition. Cheap Call 288 8924Karmann-Ghia; 1970 red. Runs greatradio, clock heater work! White walls,incl snows. Asking $1300 241 6907eveningsPASSPORT PHOTOSColor, 2 for $9 00MODEL CAMERA1342 E 55th St. 493 6700Pnoto ID's and applications photosalso availableLeaving Town Must Sell: DuoSofabed$100, Dining Rm Table & Chairs $35,Desk & Chair $30, Bookshelf $15, 6242860 Keep trying69 CHEV, former cop car, goodpower/tires, tape, 4 speakers, needswork, 600 or best offer; 752 1000 rm210.WARGAMES, by SPI & Avalon Hill.Over 40 titles, 50 per cent off list priceCall Bob, 752 6866, eves & wknd.Air cond. (24,000 B T.U.) rugs, chairsdressers, tables, bookcases, lamps,humidifier (new), worktable, queenbed and double bed (new), Ig. bookunit, desks, one wood, one steel;child's desk (2) Call: 752 77635 30 6 30pm.Man and womans 26in bike 288-13491971 VW camper in good cond $1700 ^ideal for summer trip call 753 0341 * 'Bookcases, endtables, easy chairs,carpetting, bedspread Call 324 9435,ask for Linda AUTHOR/AUTHORMEET George R.R Martin, award¬winning science fiction writerTuesday, May 25 at 8 30 in Ida NoyesFree Refreshments followingdiscussion.GAY LIBERATIONGAY MEN S AND WOMEN'S COFFEEHOUSE, Saturday, June 5, 8:0012:00, at the Blue Gargoyle Come toour last Spring Fling!CONVOCATIONTICKETSJune 11, 3pm convocation ticketsneeded Please call Roger 324 5181Four college graduation tickets forJune 12 Please call 947 9306CONVOCATION TICKETS WANTEDIf you are graduating 6/11 (3pm) butnot using all your tickets, please call241 6098 WILLINGTOPAYHOUSE PLANT SALEHouse Plant Sale Sat 5/22 Sun 5/2310AM 2PMOstendorf 7315 S ColesFREE DOGPeaceful friendly & trained dog needshome Landlord says she must go in 2wks If at all interested call 955 1247.CHICAGO AUDIOI just love pandas Unfortunately, Cen-tron only sells CB 6 channel hand-heldportable radios Write and maybeyou'll contact someone who likes pandas too. Centron Communications,Box 4716, Chicago 60680 PRIMAVERA #2Primavera #2 is off the press andavailable in most Hyde Park outlets.There will be a Primavera #2 poetryreading Sat. May 23 at 7:30 pm in IdaNoyes. Free refreshmentsWOMENS ASSER¬TIONSix week group Sunday evenings June6 July 18 7-9:30 p.m. Fee 50 00Materials included. For informationcall Jill Carpenter or MargaretWemerat Chicago Counseling Center 684 1800ART CON¬SERVATIONTrained at the Art Institute Paintings,Sculptures. Cleaned or RepairedFrames gilded 4937218 evesCATCH-23If you don't see Catch-22 Fri. May 21 af6:30, 9 00, & 11:30 in Cobb Hall yourgonna Catch Hell, that's Catch-23. gold colored gear on rear clusterPlease call David at.624 3^63, or leavemessage at 753 3|95. | | , ■ f |PERSONALSPREGNANCY TESTS: 10a.m., 2p.m.Saturdays Southside Women's HealthServices. Augustana Church, 5500 S.Woodlawn Bring 1st morning urinesample $1.50 donationI am a young South African bachelor(32) living in London and very in¬terested in the theatre, cinema, music,literature and philosophy. I would beglad to hear from students at_yourUniversity, for the purpose of exchanging ideas Johannes Van Vuren.29 Witley Court, Coram Street, LondonWCl EnglandDoesn't anyone want to get personal?WRITERS' WORKSHOP (PL2 8377)Goat ropers need love tooI promise to smile more if everyonewill stop taking so seriouslyeverything which is so unimportant.The University of Chicago is justlyproud of its interdisciplinary program.For example, physicists and chemistssleep together twice weekly atseminarsTell Rakesh To Get His 416 Paper In.POETRY READINGWendy Stevens will read her poetryMon May 24 from 4 to 6 pm in the EastLounge of Ida NoyesHEBREW ATHILLELTHISSUMMERIf sufficient people register there willbe both a beginners and an in¬termediate Modern ConversationalHebrew class for the 10 weeks of sum¬mer quarter Registration fee $30 forHillel Affiliates, $50 for non-Affiliates.Teacher Mr Milla Ohel. If you are in¬terested, you must register at Hillel byTuesday, June 7. Deposit of $10required Hillel, 5715 S. Woodlawn, 752-1127CAMPING EQUIPRental tents, sleeping bags, stoves,lanterns, pads Hickory 324 1499WANTEDLow-mileage, one owner 5 yr old carCall Jim 445-6000 ext 650Need cheap 3 or 4 drawer file cabinetCall Bob 753-3265PETSHELP! The U of C is forcing me togive up my beautiful, Shy (but affectionate) all white cat Cobweb is 4years old, box trained, neutered, anddec la wed Free to a good home 9556760 or 753 8699 (ask for Danny )Leave a message if I'm not thereMAB POSITIONSApplications are being accepted forappointments to the proposed 76-77Major Activities Board. Bring to IdaNoyes rm 209 For info call AaronFiller 3 3444 or 3 3593H IR E-AN-A RTJSTIllustrations, portraits, free lance artwork to your order Call Noel Price947-0698 evenings.BOOKS BOUGHTBooks bought & sold everyday, everynight, 9-11, Powells 1501 E 75th.PAN PIZZADELIVERYREWARDGenerous Reward tor the return ofmy Fforelli 10 speed bike taken fromschool of Wed May 12. It is black, hassew up tires, no fenders and one new Poohchilins, you're finished EBPregnanf? Need help? Call 233-030510AM 1PM M-F or 7-9 PM M&Th"We've climbed to ice-crusted glaciailakes, bared our bodies in white sands,communed with fox and deer in Northem climes What is the emptinesswithin? You choose it. If there's an answer it's just that it's just that way ."lTfFE'S PERSON: You ve done agreat disappearing act Where areyou? Gordy's personLBS S.F Already has Grace Slick Ilove you, honey. Please stay A.The Medici Delivers from 10 pm weekdays, 5 11 Saturday 667 7394 Save 60cents if you pick it up yourselfCARE OF THE COWAn udder delight! At the Sanctuary(Gargoyle) May 21 with June Shellenetickets a t the Fret Shop 8 00 pm. c*mtw1342 E 55 St Chicago IL 60615493-6700 yYoube thejudge...The Court Housepleads guilty toserving tasty lunches,delectable dinners,righteous drinks, anda bountiful Sundaybrunch....Try usTHXCOURTHOUSERESTAURANTTfm rh!Mg„Wa»or4f*ifay;'MvW 1*76*03*13SCHLITZ $]39 6 PackMILLER $2»9 12 PackBECK'S (Made In Germ<«iySold in 140 Countries) $2" 6 PackPICKETTS (Midwest's AnswerTo Coors) $‘|69 6 PackSPRINGTIME IS GERMANMAY WINE TIMEGERMANY'S FINEST MAY dWINE $3.98 Each i } $098L FOR OGERMANY'S SWEETHEART MAY WINE $2®®LIEBFRAUENBERG ]MOSELBLUMCHEN 1 279 EACH FIFTH im 4 ) $C00L FOR JPORTUGESE ROSE 1991 EACH FIFTH i roR$355(Compare this to Mateus)Cheese prices are for one pound minimum purchase.FLAVORS REG. SALE PRICEBUCK DIAMOND sys *2" Per Lb.HAVARTI GRAND TOAST $929 1" PerLb.DENMARK CAYENNA PEPPER $339 279 Per Lb..D FLAVORSEDAM $949 1" PerLb.NORWEIGAN TILSIT $169 1591 Per Lb.SWEDISH FONTINA $189 169I Per Lb.SWISS EMMENTHALER $915 179 PerLb.BRIE $979 249 PerLb.Daily: lOam-llpm Sunday: Noon, 6pmPage 16-The Chicago Maroon-Friday. May 21, 1976i :