Chicago MaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO TUESDAY APRIL 27, 1976Demonstration: Blind Eyes, Deaf Ears, Dark GlassesBy John VailEditor’s Note: On Mondayat noon approximately 30people appeared in thequadrangles to show supportfor stopping the tuition hike,increasing financial aid,including special aidprograms for women andminority students, and in¬stituting new recrutimentand hiring programs forwomen and minorities.Billed as a “mass meeting,’’the gathering wassponosored by the StudentCoalition on Admission, Aid,and Tuition. The meetingwas endorsed by severalcampus groups. Thefollowing is one reporter’saccount of the proceeding.It was a demonstrationlike so many others on thiscampus...About thirty people.Concerned. Intimate.Familiar faces. In thequadrangles at noon. Itseems that all Universitypolitical demonstrations arein the quadrangles at noon.Shuffling of papers andscurrying of feet as 12:15comes and goes with no morepeople showing up. “Waittill the 11:30 classes getout.”Listlessness. “All right,let’s start marching.”“Around the circle, like inkindergarden?” comes theonly half-joking reply.All nonchalance isabandoned with therealization that the com¬mand has been given inresponse to the arrival of anABC camera crew. Anylingering doubts about therightness of the cause aredisspelled by the quietlywhirring agglomeration ofcogs and glass. The men inthe blue jackets with thenetwork logo are likemessiahs, comforting thosewho see the light to whichothers are Wind. They areactually more like heretics.The cause is right and nomedia blessing will make itmore so.There are smirks frommembers of the differentfactionalized groups whocompose the allegedcoalition as representatives of the different groups havetheir say. The quibblingstarts over the slogans to beritualistically changed,giving cadence to the cir¬cular march.“No Way! No Cuts!” onemarcher begins chanting,and the others pick it up.though half-heartedly,aware of the tinge of theridiculous involved in beingan adult milling aroundspewing forth rhythmicjargon. You feel like youforgot your loin cloth.Though the politics aredifferent from those of anarmy drill instructor, themethod is the same.“No Tuition! Open Ad¬mission!” shouts SandorJohn, a member of theSpartacus Youth League,and other SYL memberspick it up.“No!” cries out ar. »th' rdemonstrator, in prot<the slogan which is not en¬dorsed by othe1 membergroups of the ^oal ion.Typically, coalitions such asthis spend about 80% of theirorganizational time debatingwhat slogans will be used attheir rallies. Such is theprice of ideological politics.No matter; the SYL hasbroken the unwritten trust.Other coalition members arevisibly disturbed. A newchant — “No Hike! NoWay!”—is offered by someanonymous compromiserand the risen hackles aresmoothed. The flow beginsagain.The circle dissolves tomake way for the firstspeaker, but not before asmall cadre breaks off toshare a moment of mirthover an SYL sign bearing theslogan “For One Campus-Wide Union with UnionControl of Hiring andUpgrading.”A woman from the SGCommittee on Admissionstakes the stand — posing asan awesome lectern from awell-known podiummanufacturer, it is, inreality, a mild-manneredquadrangle bench — andcharges that the Universityhas failed to honor itscommitments regardingrecruiting woman andminority students.MAB Test SetThe Major ActivitiesBoard (MAB) will include inthe University’s springpreregistration mailing areferendum to the studentsin the College on a majoractivities fee for next year.The proposal to have theUniversity collect a $4 perquarter fee from all thestudents in the College wouldcreate a $30,000 fund forproducing concerts, parties,and special events. MABacting on a $20,000 one timeexperimental gift this year,funded several major con¬certs and parties, and several smaller events.MAB’s smash successesthis year include the EdwardLevi Testimonial HalloweenBash, the Touch of Classmixed media evening, andthe six-group Spectrum I andII concerts. Without majorfunding, none of these ac¬tivities would have beenpossible.MAB also put on th,Livingston Taylor-BryanBowers concert, the Budd>Rich show, and the Proctorand Bergman comedy team.The IFC street dance and theMAB TO 5 About thirty people turned out in the quadrangles Mondayand woman students. Photo by Frank Fox. to protest the failure of the University to recruit minorityShe quotes a long-goneUniversity Trustee,Sophinisba Breckenridge:“At the University ofChicago, we admit people forwhat lies between their ears,not for what lies betweentheir legs.”The implication is that ifyou believe that, she knowswhere you can get a greatdeal on a bridge that a littleold lady from Brooklyn usedonly for driving over to get tochurch in Manhattan on Sundays.As Janet Heller of theUniversity FeministOrganization takes the standto decry, among otherthings, a lack of female rolemodels in the faculty, aheckler withdraws from thecircle, parodying: “No toWilson! No to the Ad¬ministration! No to Spam!”Though his last suggestionwould probably generateless controversy than eitherof the former, his violation of the reverence could not gounnoted. “You suck,”someone cried, and othersnodded in agreement.Calm at first. SG PresidentAlex Spinrad becomes en¬tranced by the dynamism ofhis own rhetoric. He beginssoftly, mocking the Ad¬ministration for its con¬descending. parental at¬titudes toward students.Spinrad becomes therevivalist, but he fails toincite the flock His voice quivers and his face contortsas he blurts. “Things aregoing to explode! The '60'swill return!” You can tell hesmells the brimstone. Hispassion evokes only smilesfrom the crowd. It's too badhe gets caught up in his ownwords, because he's apragmatist and a fighter andthe words get in the way.abetting his own frustrationUnnoticed and seeminglywanting it that way. anDEMO TO 6Course Evaluations Ooze Idly AwayBy Tom MeigsStudents searching forcomprehensive evaluationsof courses and instructors atthe University would findthemselves at a loss,because no one has botheredto conduct the evaluations.A similar situation atNorthwestern Universitywas made one of the focalpoints of a demonstrationthat brought out 1,000 peopleearlier this year. Thedemonstration was promp¬ted when the faculty voted towithold the results of anexperimental University¬wide survey from the studentbody.The difference at Chicagois that although student,organizations are given afree hand to conductfaculty/ course evaluations,they have not done so. Of thefive divisions, only the SocialSciences and BiologicalSciences Student AdvisoryCommittees have published the results of surveys.Social Sciences courseevaluation booklets, whichinclude general commentson each course as well astabulations of studentresponses to a fifteen partquestionnaire, are on sale atthe bookstore.The Biological Sciencescourse evaluation booklet,containing summaries ofstudents’ comments aboutcourses but no statisticaldata, is available at theBiological Sciences office inHarper 230.Chairpersons ofthe Student AdvisoryCommittees for the threedivisions which conducted noevaluations gave lack ofinterest and doubts about thevalidity of the evaluationprocess as reasons.David Harris of the NewCollegiate Division cited thesmall size of his division asmaking formal courseevaluations unnecessary. “Statistical compilationsdon't interest me.” he said.“My plan is to have in¬dividual letters fromstudents on file at the office,and students could go in andlook at them.”“Word of mouth is moreeffective because NCDstudents all know eachother.” Mr Harris saidOther students in the divisionapparently share Mr.Harris's attitude towardsevaluations. Mr Harris saidhe sent out questionnaires toNCD students at the end ofwinter quarter and received“response almost zero.”Alan Stolzenberg,chairperson of the StudentAdvisory Committee forPhysical Sciences, said hiscommittee distributed aform with essay-typequestions about courses, butdidn’t publish the results.The original forms areavailable for study in thePhysical Sciences office Compilation of the results,Mr Stolzenberg said,‘“would take anawful lot of time.We’re also dubious of thevalue of the compilation.Everything is available tothe interested parties.”IDLE TO 6URGENT!Tonight’s staff meetingwill be extremely important. Several majorchanges in the mastheadwill be announced, andother important announcements will be made.The meeting will be a7:30 pm in the Marooioffice, and is mandatorfor all staff, editors, amhangers-on. Plus, appointments for next year’paper will be announced\lettersDiplomaticDunderheads AndDoonesburyTo our readers:Last January 20th, theMaroon announced withgreat excitement the ad¬dition of the “Doonesbury”cartoon strip to ournewspaper. We felt thatJoanie Caucus et al. wouldadd mirth to the academiclife of the University. Butdue to Mickey Mousemaneuv ering by the ChicagoTribune over obtainingpermission, the Maroon canno longer print the Pulitzerprize winning strip.The newspaper which rana long winded editorialpromoting the University isthe same newspaper thatwon’t honor its original letterof permission to the studentnewspaper of that Univer¬sity. Through eight weeks ofbadgering and elaboratetelephoning, we hadpreviously received a letterof permission to print the“Doonesbury” strip from Robert Twilling, head of theTribune’s promotiondepartment.After receiving per¬mission, the Maroonnegotiated a contract withUniversal Press Syndicate.Then we, like our readers,sat back and laughed at thegenius of Gerry Trudeau’sdiplomatic dunderheads,pot-smoking radicals, andphilosophical feminists.Just when Joanie found outthat the love of her lawschool life was gay, theMaroon’s “Doonesburyworld” appropriately blewup. The Tribune’s featureeditor, Michael Argirion,without giving the Maroonprior notice, forcedUniversal Press Syndicate tocancel our contract byrevoking their permission tous to run the strip.Apparently the ChicagoTribune has much politicalinfighting in its own ranks.Michael Argirion claims thatMr. Twilling didn’t have theauthority to grant theMaroon permission to run“Doonesbury.” Mr. Twilling clearly believes he had theauthority, or else he wouldnot have given us permissionin his letter.The revoking of per¬mission was followed by sixweeks of bickering. Tribuneeditor Calyton Kirkpatrickand managing editor MaxMcCrohon told us,repeatedly, “We’re workingon it....” We understand thatthe Tribune pays exorbitantsums for territorial rights toprint “Doonesbury,” but ifone looks at the campuspaper at Northwestern, onefinds the likes of“Doonesbury” and“Peanuts.” We wondered fora while which Tribune editorwas a Northwesternalumnus.Last week, managingeditor McCrohon informedus that our permission wouldnot be re-issued. He said thatwe could surely understandthat their decision was “notwhimsy.” We do understand,because whimsy does notrequire six weeks of bickering.We are reminded of one ofthe Doonesbury books en¬titled “Call Me When YouFind America.” We areafraid that we may havefound it.The EditorFirst A Mugging,Then BillingsEditor, The Chicago MaroonIda noyes HallUniversity of ChicagoEditor:On April 22, I was robbedand pistol whipped at thecorner of 54th and Harper atapproximately 8:45 p.m. Theincident resulted in five headlacerations. As I waswhisked away from thescene of the crime, little did I realize I was to encounter aforce far more perniciousthan my three assailants. Towit: Billings Hospital andthe UC bureaucracy.I was graciously allowed tobleed for three hours in theemergency waiting roombefore receiving medicalattention. When I was finallydischarged , I was given aprescription for pain. I wasinformed the UC pharma¬cy would not fill it withoutbeing paid immediately.Thiswas rather disconcerting asall my money had beenstolen. I left with neithermoney nor a filledprescription.Now I am not distressed atthe emergency care atBillings per se. I realize theytreat cases on the basis ofmedical priority and therewere other more seriouscases which caused mydelay. I also realize that thehospital is trying to servetwo communities: The University community andChicago’s south side.However, it is also a factthat we students pay a prettybig tab around here and bythrowing us into the generalemergency room theUniversity provides usinadequate health care. Ifyou are injured in an in¬tramural game, you can sitfor hours before you receiveany attention. I believe it istime that student and em¬ployee health provides anight staffer to quickly carefor UC personnel who needemergency medical at¬tention.My roomate who wasrobbed with me, was in¬formed the University willcharge $2.00 apiece toreplace our stolen UC I.D.cards. Is there some sort ofadage about insult to injury?Thomas Fitzpatrick ’76 Law'pt'iat rftwuaC rfdleU £. Steve*i4M ^ectuncJAMES R. SCHLESINGERFormer U.S. Secretary of DefenseEUROPE AND AMERICA:The Defense of the WestWEDNESDAY, APRIL 28, 19764:30 P.M.Law School Auditorium1111 East 60th StreetSponsored by THE ADLAI E. STEVENSON CENTEROF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOTHE PUBLIC IS CORDIALLY INVITED . ADMISSION FREE Hit. G'FRESHASPARAGUS49°. SWIFTNINGSHORTENING42 oz. QQcTin gjCOUNTRY STYLEFRYING rncCHICKEN MnLEGS VAN CAMP S No. 300PORK&oWqcBEANS R»FRESHGROUND BEEFOEc COMET CLEANSER21 Oz.O^OQc85 0° 33SALE DATES: 4-28 THRU 5-11226 E. 53rd(KIMBARK PLAZA)HOURS: MON. - SAT. 8:30 A.M. - 7:50 P.M.SUN. 9-4:50Court Theatre PresentsMiss Julie by StrindbergDirected by Terry Zehr 8:30 P.M. New TheatrePreviews April 28, 29-$1 753-3581 $2.50, $1.50 with IDs2^rTheC^io<30p^irQp^Jwesdqy/ April %(< 197$, fFreeOperaTicketsSign-ups for free tickets todress rehearsals of TheOpera School of Chicago can be made at the StudentActivities Office for thefollowing performances:The Rake’s Progress (withFrank Little), Wednesday,May 26; Petite MesseSolennelle, June 8; andBallet Program, June 15.All performances aregiven at the Civic OperaHouse, 20 N. Wacker Drive, at 1:00 p.m. The operas areperformed in English by atalented young cast, with theballet program danced byThe Opera School’s BalletDepartment.Requests for tickets shouldbe made at the StudentActivities Office, Ida Noyes209 (753-3591) by Friday,April 30.Baby Whole Fresh Maine LobsterWhole fresh Maine lobstecharcoil broiled strip steak,and Alaskan king crab havecome to Hyde Park. It’s not anew restaurant; it’s the FirstAnnual Fifth Week SpringQuarter Lobster-Steak Festin the Pub.Sunday, May 2, the doorsof the *Pub will open on afeast that will include all theabove dishes, plus all you can eat of corn on the cob,potato salad, cole slaw,green salad, and fresh bakedbread. To help wash it down,the Pub will throw in yourfirst drink free of charge.Folksingers Cindy W. andFred S. will provideentertainment.To make reservations, call753-3597 and give your nameand the number of persons in your party, or send theinformation to the Pub careof Fac Ex, Ida Noyes Hall,1212 E. 59th Street. The costis $6.50 if reservations aremade in advance, $7.50, atthe door.Lobsters are availableonly in limited quantities, tobe sure of getting one, youmust make a reservation.Kurland'sPrivate I Philip B. Kurland, anauthority on constitutionallaw, will deliver the thirdannual Nora and Edwardtorchlight parade ^ 11-30satamc rites** U rmdniapril 50j at butd)courtla'mdAtt fT;worship ar the church of our choiceWalpuriysnacbGParade Route: BJ Woodward Court,Pierce, Regnestein, Hutch.FREE BEER AND CIDER ROAST MEATS Ryerson Lecture Tuesday,April 27 at 4:30 pm. Thelecture, free and open to thepublic, will be held in MandelHall.Mr. Kurland’s talk isentitled “The Private I.”The lecturship honors thememory of Edward Ryer¬son, a Trustee of theUniversity for 48 years, andhis wife, Nora. They bothdied in 1971.Coffee HouseTaste TestingThe Blue Gargoyle is afteryour tooth—your sweettooth, that is.fill up on sweets as thenew Blue Gargoyle Cof-fehouse taste-tests differentkinds of pastries, doughnutsand cookies for its new'menu. Thursday night. April29 from 8:30pm to mid-night.The Calvert HouseWomen's DiscussionGrouppresents a public lecturebySr. Ann Carr B.V.M.U. of C. Divinity Schoolon"Women and Ordination"Wednesday April 28th7:30 P.M.Calvert House 5735 S. University COMMENTBy Margaret DudneyThe purposes of the in¬vestigations done by theStudent Government (SG)Committee on Admissionsand Curriculum was to findout why the University ofChicago has experienced aserious decline since 1971 inminority and women’senrollment. The reasons forthe decline are complex;some are peculiar to UC,some are more generalreasons relating to con¬ditions in our society as awhole since 1971.The Committee felt thatthe University ad¬ministration should carryout its promise to increasethe representation of highlyqualified blacks, Latinos,Native Americans, andwomen in the student body.In 1969. then provost (nowPresident) John T. Wilsonstated the University’scommitment: “If we are toretain our traditionalreputation as a leading‘teacher of teachers,’ wemust take steps to ease thespecial pains w'hichhandicap many blackAmericans.” But the 31.4%decline in black enrollmentindicates that whateversteps President Wilson hadin mind in 1969, he hadforgotten completely by 1973.The report of the Com¬mittee describes the presentsituation of women andminority students at UC. Thesources chosen by theCommittee are not obscure,but are available to thescrutiny of anyone. Theseinclude the UC record, theUC Financial Report, the UCannouncements, the Reportof the Committee on UCWomen, the ChicagoMaroon, and the ChicagoReporter (the latter is amonthly letter on racerelations published by theCommunity RenewalSociety). The committee alsointerviewed Deans O'Connelland Straus, and ChristopherSmith, the admissions of¬ficial with prime respon¬sibility for recruitingminority students.Further, the report showsthat the University ad¬ministration has failed tolive up to its own com¬mitments with regard toenrollment, recruitment, and financial aid. UC hasdone very poorly in com¬parison with three otherschools: Harvard,.'Northwestern, and theUniversity of Michigan.Lastly, the report recom¬mends changes in Universitypolicy that would reverse thenow declining position ofwomen and minoritystudents.It is obvious that thesources of our material areeminently reliable. Thestatistical methodology ofthe committee is simple andstraightforward. Usingenrollment and financial aidfigures of the past elevenyears, we found out that theenrollment of women andminority students rose from1967 to 1971 and declinedfrom 1971 to Autumn of 1975.We correlated these figureswith the decline inrecruitment effort andreduction in financial aidfunds by the Universityadministration.Daphne Macklin, in theApril 23 issue of the Maroon,labels the action of thecommittee “paternalism,”for two main reasons so faras I can gather. First, Ms.Macklin has the mistakenimpression that the com¬mittee is composed entirelyof white males; second, thatthe committee is offeringblacks and women some kindof “crutch.” The SG com¬mittee includes three men,and two women, of whom Iam one. We SG membersacted as steering committeefor a larger group of about 12wtudents, including severalblacks. Latinos, and women.The information and adviceof this larger group guidedthe research and set the toneof the final report presentedby the SG committee.Ms. Macklin was nottelling the truth when shesaid that the committee didnot have the support of UFO.We have their official en¬dorsement and are indebtedto UFO leader Janet Hellerfor her invaluable advice.The National Association ofBlack Social Workers. BlackAmerican Law StudentAssociation, and the UCWomen’s Law Caucus alsooffered advice, support, andexpressed the sentiment thatthe work of the committeehad needed to be done forsometime.Ms. Macklin claims that the report is paternalisticand is offering her a crutchshe does not want. I do notknow of any one who con¬siders the legal obligation ofthe University to provideequal educational op¬portunity to be paternalism,nor do I know of anyoneoutside of the Ku Klux Klanwho would consider theUniversity’s own freelyaccepted commitment totake affirmative action toinsure fair representation ofhighly-qualified blacks andwomen in its student body tobe offering a crutch to them.Ms. Macklin’s attack onthe report might just as wellbe an attack on PresidentWilson’s statements from1969. and on the report of theCommittee on UniversityPolicy for Black Students (acommittee composed ofmany prominent facultymembers, including JohnHope Franklin, and ad¬ministrators). If Ms.Macklin wants to accuseanybody of paternalism forexpressing a commitment toequal educational op¬portunity. she will find a lotmore white males to hurl it alamong the professors andadministrators of theUniversity than among theparticipants on the Com¬mittee on Admissions. As awoman, I feel that DaphneMacklin’s comment is aninsult to all women studentsat the University. I suspectthat many black studentswill have a similar reaction.Daphne Macklin aside, thepeople who worked onpreparing the report areeager to work with the ad¬ministration to develop andimplement effectiveprograms to increase theenrollment of highly-qualified women andminority students. Werecognize the efforts of theStudent Schools Committee,Chris Smith, and othersinvolved with presentrecruitment activities assincere and positive. But wefeel that without concretefinancial commitments fromtop University ad¬ministrators and the Boardof Trustees, such efforts willnot be successfully repaid.Margaret Dudney,member of StudentGovernment andthe SG Committeeon Admissionsand CurriculumI-HOUSE FILMS LEFT THIS QUARTERThu., Apr. 29 7:15Sat., May 1 7:15Thu., May 6 7:15Fri., May 7 7 ®> 11:459:30Thu., May 13 7:15Sat., May 15 7:15 9:30 Fantastic Planet/ 9 p.m. 2001IF.../9:30 ClownsIF.../9:30 ClownsLast Tango in Paris/Butch CassidyButch Cassidy/9:45 Last TangoCries and Whispers Thu., May 20 7:15 9:30 Cries and WhispersFri., May 21 7,9:30,11:45 LennyThu., May 27 7:15 9:45 LennySat., May 29 7, 9:30 11:45 Return of the Pink PantherThu., June 3 7:15 9:45 Return of the Pink PantherFri., June 4 7 p.m. The Twelve Chairs/9 p.m. My Little Chickadee/ 11 p.m. The Student TeachersTHIS WEEK AT INTERNATIONALHOUSEThursday, April 19FANTASTIC PLANET(7:i5pm)International House 2001 (9 p.m.)1414 E. 59th *1 Saturday, May 1IF... (7:15)CLOWNS (9:30)Yes, We Have PopcornThe Chicago Maroon - Tuesday, April 27, 1976—3IMORTON DAUWEN ZABEL LECTURE SERIES”Cht HniDcrsitu of ChicagoTHE DEPARTMENT OF ENGLISHpresentsTHOM GUNNAuthor of My Sad Captains and Molyin a reading of his own poetryThursday, April 29, 19764:30 p.m.SOCIAL SCIENCES 1221126 East 59th StreetThe Public is InvitedBusiness Majors:Management positions availableThe U.S. Navy has a limited number of management positions availableto qualified business majors. The Navy Supply Corps is responsible for allstaff phases of naval logistics. As a Navy Supply Corps officer, you IIdevelop and practice modern management techniques while serving in achallenging and exciting environment. If you want a position withauthority, responsibility and accountability, the Navy s Supply Corps hasit all. To apply, contact:Lt. Phil Dabney657-2169What you do now determines whether you’ll follow or whether you’ll lead.THE NORA AND EDWARD RYERSON LECTUREto be delivered by' PHILIP B. KURLANDTuesday, April 27, 1976, 4: 30 pm.Mandel Hall5706 South Unit entity AvenueThe lecture in presented under the awtjtices ofThe Center for Policy Study, The University of Chicago4—The Chicogo Maroon, Tuesday, April 27, 1976 Vienna $4752 Flights on Pan American•Prices listed above are lowest minimum roundtnp prices Frankfurt fares are between $355 00 $425 00, London rates between $2% 00 &$330 00, Zurich rated between $359 00 & $398 00, depending on the season Rates can increase to a maximum of 20%. Should increase exceed20* * flight must be cancelled You have to be notified at least 45 days before departure Service charges from $56 39 to $112 07 are included, taxesbetween $3.00 and $7 00 have to be added Reservation request can only be accepted until 6S days prior to fttfht departureA CHARTER TRAVEL CORPORATION TGC PROGRAMFOR RESERVATIONS AND BROCHURES CONTACTStudent Representative. Barbara LongerPhone: 643-4980Frankfurt $355“104 Rights on Condor and Pan AmericanZurich $35950 Flights on Balair Optional Tours:London $298°30 Flights on Overseas National AirwaysMABMAB FROM 1Organization of BlackStudents (OBS) BlackCulture Night jazz per¬formance were also fundedfrom the Major ActivitiesFund.The new, permanent,Major Activities Board would consist of eightstudents and an advisor fromthe student activities office.The funding would be in¬dependent of the StudentGovernment Committee OnRecognized StudentOrganizations (CORSO), andwould give discounts on allevents to students who hadpaid the fee. Any graduatestudent who wished to do sowould pay the quarterly feeand receive the MABdiscount. The referendum will beconducted during springregistration to ensure aturnout large enough for theresults of the referendum tobe binding. MAB membersestimate that the cost of thefee will probably be made upby the price differentials ontickets for all MABproduction.A complete set of bylawsfor the proposed MAB hasbeen drawn up and copieswill soon be available in theiTHEMAY FOURTH STUDENTMOVEMENT:A SALUTE13 May 4th. 1919 ; PEKING The Beginning of aNew Era in Modern Chmesp HistoryPROGRAM :2.00-5.00 lltf luj M HAO WANG(noctefeller u.)Moderator for discussion: Prof. Tang Tsou (Prof, of Pol. Sci., U of C)ON CULTURE Sc REVOLUTIONU'tli Otuririif ftiiwMifi} ^Uiwcni’ rhnmnCOBB HALL. 5811-27 S.Ellis Ave.7.30-9.30 f'liinw "Tifm College Students(with English Subtitles)IDA NOYES HALL, 1212 E59th St.Saturday, MAY 1st, 1976sponsored by CHINESE STUDENT ASSOCIATION. U C. student activities office.Final changes are in thediscussion stages and theproposal should be ready blate this week. The ap¬plication and interviewprocess to choose next year’spotential board was ex¬pected to begin in early May.The MAB referendum wasendorsed by the FacultyStudent Advisory Committeeon Campus Student Life(FSACCSL). One observer ofthe FSACCSL debates andthe work of MAB this yearstated that “the Universityreally needs something likethis. It’s the only way thatstudent life around here isever going to be significantlychanged.”SEATS NOW “.VS,OPENS WED.. NAY 12-8 P.M.Previews Tues. May 11& Wed. Mat. May 12EVES: MON.-THUR. 9PMFRI. 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May 1, 1976 Hold on' The Vivitar 352combines a thyristor powersaving system with hand¬some professional styling1■ Automatic operation from2 to 18 feet■ Recycles as last as' ?second■ Up to 900 flashes per setuf batteries■ K II (ASA 25) guide nurrber of 50■ Multiple f-stopsettings tordepth offield control• Sturdy cam¬era mount¬ing bracket Gel beautiful bounce lightmq automatically' Feature:adjustable tilting flashhead thy-rstor circuit torrecycling as fast as 17second, and choice of 3auto f- stops Automaticrange from 3 to 25 feetshooting direct Puts outup to 800-e flashesfrom two 9V alkalinebatteries ASA 25 guidenumber of 50. illuminatedcalculator dial hot shoeand optional AC opera¬tion 2-year guaranteeIncludes 12" CALENDARYOGA CLASS: taught at Crossroads,7:30 9 pm each week. 5621 S.Blackstone $10 for students, $15 tornon students per quarterMAAA RADIO: UC amateur wirelesssociety offers FCC amateur radiolicensing classes Beginners in Cobb104, Advanced in Cobb 102. Both at 7pm Classes run thru Spr QtrWEDNESDAYKARATE: U C. Karate Club meets inIda Noyes, 6 30 8 30 pmCOUNTRY DANCERS: Ida Noyes, 8pm.DUPLICATE BRIDGE: Game at 7 00pm, Ida Noyes East LoungeDOC: John Ford's Seven Women 7 30and The Whole Town's Talking 9 00Cobb $1ACPA: AAayor's Row Restaurant, 131N Dearborn 5 30 Call 827 5224 forinfoHA-SADNAH: workshop in modernHebrew, 3 pm Pick 218. "Israel'sNuclear Policy" by Efraim InbarLECTURE Sr Ann Carr, BVM,Dean in the Divinity School will speakon "Women and Ordination" 7 30Calvert House 5735 S. University.JAZZ: from Belgium with AnneOsterrieth and Fariborz MaissamiWHPK 88 3 FAA Wed. 5-6 pmAAEETING: The Student Coalition onAdmission, Aid and Tuition will beholding an open meeting, 8 pm IdaNoyesLECTURE Freud's Key Concepts,7 30 pm Curtis Room at MeadvilleTheological School, 5701 S. WoodiawnLECTURE: "DNA Synthesis inCultures Lymphoblasts" by MehranGoulian, 4 pm Cummings 101ELTON JOHN Dr George Nardinlecture on "Elton John Pop star orfactory machine" Cobb 107 4 30FRENCH CLASS: for advancedbeginners $5 students $8 non students7 30 pm Crossroads, 5621 Blackstone.Call 684 6060 for more infoLECTURE Dr Dennis Corgill "IWish they ail could be CaliforniaGirls" Pick 202 4:30.LECTURE Dr Sally White "BodyLanguage. Freudian Symbolism orSexist Tool" J A P 106 3 30 pmTHURSDAYKI-AIKIDO: Practice Ki Aikido from6 30 to 8 30 pm. BartlettPING PONG Table Tennis Clubmeeting, 7:30 pm, 3rd fl theater. IdaNoyesBASIC CATHOLOCISAA: a discussiongroup intended for those who wish tolearn more about the Catholic faith7:30-9-00. Calvert House 5735 SUniversityLUTHERAN CATHOLICDISCUSSION 7 30 9 00 CalvertHouseHILLEL; 8 pm Israeli Folk DancingHillel, freeRUSSIAN CHORUS 4 Cobb 402 Noknowledge of Russian requiredRussian folk songs and liturgicaimusic.DEBATE SOCIETY meeting at 8instruction at 7 in Ida NoyesCOMPUTATION CENTER Seminaron WYLBUR RI 180 , 3 30 pmLIBERTARIAN CLUB UC Club willmeet at 7 30 on the 3rd f I of Ida NovesCampus organization of the Libertarian Party petition drive will bediscussedCall theMAROONThe Student-Faculty Committee for thePhysical Sciences presentsScience & Scientists in IndustryTues. April 27, 1976 in Hinds GeophysicalSciences Rm. 101,4 P.M.JEFFREY SHORTof theJ.R. Short Milling Co.will speak on“Science in theCorn Milling Industry”TUESDAYU C. CONCERT BAND: 7 00 pm, 245BelfieldAIKIDO: Coordinate Mind & bodywith the U.C Aikido Club, 6 30 to 8 30pm, Bartlett Gym.UNDERGRADUATE PHILOSOPHYCLUB: meeting at 4 30 pm in Cobb116. Prof Garber will speak onprobability and rational beliefsLECTURE: "Science in the cornmilling industry" a lecture by JeffreyShort Hinds Geophys. Rm 101 at 4 pm.Free lecture & beer All invited.SEXUAL IDENTITY: discussiongroup meets at 7:30 pm in Ida NoyesSun Parlor. Women and men of allsexual orientations welcome.ERA: Betty Harkins of the CircleWomen's Liberation Union andChicago ERA Central will be speakingon the ERA Reynolds Club Lounge, 12noon.SOUTHEAST ASIA SEMINAR: JeanTaylor, Madison, "Languages ofcolonial society in Indonesia" Pick 1184 pmTHE NORA AND EDWARDRYERSON LECTURE: "the privatei" by Philip Kurland, 4 30 pm MandelHall FreeDOC: Raoul Walsh's Northern Pursuit7 30 and Objective Burma 9:00 CobbSI.ERERCISE CLASS: for women from10 11 am in the Home Room of IntiHouse Just $1 per sessionACCOUNTING ANDFINANCE MAJORSLET US HELP YOU TOBECOME A CPA1CPAREVIEWCHiCAGO-Loop 312 346-7871Des Plaines 312 299-5523Blue Island 312 346-767’COURSES BEGIN MAY 26 & NOV 24OUR SUCCESSFUL STUDENTS REPRESENT1/3 of USAl^7LJYuAll students, faculty and staff are cordiallyinvited to attend the lecture & beer & pret¬zel discussion which follows. Admission isfree.The Chicago Maroon - Tuesday April ?7. 1976—5AthleticDirector SoughtBy Mike DvorkinAfter twenty years asChairman of the Men’sPhysical EducationDepartment and Director ofAthletics, Walter Hass isretiring, effective June 30.Mr. Hass was only thethird athletic director in theUniversity’s history, and histwenty year tenure,relatively long for aUniversity administrator,was the briefest for anathletic director here. AmosAlonzo Stagg, the UC’s firstman to fill the post, servedfor 41 years.A search committee,chaired by PhilosophyProfessor Warner Wick, is inthe process of selecting acandidate to fill the newlycreated position of University Director ofAthletics, which will headthe planned combination ofthe Men’s and Women’sAthletic Departmentsfollowing Mr. Hass’departure.According to Mr. Wick, thecommittee ‘is now in thehome stretch,” havingnarrowed down a field ofcandidates now underconsideration from 100 to 20,including several fromwithin the University.Last December, a com¬mittee investigating thepurposes of athletics at theUniversity suggested theconsolidation of the men’sand women’s athleticdepartments. A searchcommittee was formed to fillthe post of director of thecombined department. Besides Mr. Wick, thechairman, the members ofthe committee are: LomaStraus, Dean of Students inthe College; JosephCeithaml, Dean of theStudents in Pritzker MedicalSchool; Suzanne Oparil,Associate Professor,department of Medicine;and David Schramm,Associate Professor,Department of astronomyand astrophysics. Assistingthe committee in findingcandidates and during theselection process are Mr.Hass, Harold Metcalf, Deanfor Alumni and StudentAffairs in the BusinessSchool (who headed thecommittee which firstsuggested the idea of con¬solidating the men’s and women’s athletic depart¬ments); and WilliamHaarlow, Assistant Directorof Development.In the deliberations, thecommittee has consultedwith many individuals fromthe university community.All of the members of themen’s and women’s athleticstaff, and representatives ofthe Order of the C(association of lettermen),and the Women’s AthleticAssociation (WAA) haveappeared before the group.In characteristic UC fash¬ion the panel is not justconsidering conventionalqualifications such asphysical education orcoaching experience for thenew position. “A lot of peoplewho applied are jocks,” Outgoing athletic directorDavid Jatfe).Mr. Wick commented, “andthat isn’t enough.”The new Director ofAthletics must be a goodadministrator, and able toget along with faculty,students and the public atlarge. The new director,while not primarily a fun¬ Wally Hass (photo bydraiser, will aid in solicitingcontributions, asrepresentative of the athleticprogram.The committee hopes tomake its decision by June3rd, the date of the annualOrder of the C banquet....Dark GlassesDEMO FROM 1Administration represent¬ative has wandered onto thescene, standing coldly at itsperiphery. Properly erect ina parody of the flag pole nextto which he stands, Vice-President for Public AffairsD.J.R. Bruckner observesthe scene. In dark-glassedanonymity he is a spectre, ahaunting reminder of theforces which stand ready todefend the established order.Chilling. The warden in CoolHand Luke.The low profile techniqueis not confined to the Ad¬ministration . A womangrabs me aside, her face aportrait of concern to thepoint of pain. “I just wantedto let you know,” she says,“that there are a lot ofpeople concerned about this.They don’t want to politicize,but they show up atmeetings. In a way, it’s toobad they’re not here.”Paul Bigman of theNational Lawyers Guild gota laugh when he suggestedthat administrative salariesbe cut and administrators beput to useful work. EmilyTurnbull of the SYL got alaugh when she suggestedthat the Board of Trustees beabolished, that theUniversity be nationalized,and that an open admissionspolicy be instituted. Mr.Bigman wanted a laugh; Ms.Turbull presumably did not.The SYL seems to be bur¬dened by such weightymatters that it has not hastime to develop a sense ofhumor. Characterizing it as themost relevant question to beraised, Jeff Gould of the NewAmerican Movement asked.“How do we get the largenumber of students we know-are interested involved?”He continued, “Are peoplestill shell-shocked from whathappened eight or nine yearsago?”Did I really hear someonesay, “Pardon me, sir, butyou’re standing in myfoxhole?”CourseEvaluationsIDLE FROM 1Constance Clark, who saidshe was chairperson of theHumanities Student Ad¬visory Committee before shedecided she “couldn’t dealwith it anymore, and no onetook over,” said that thecommittee was planning todo course evaluations at onetime, but “winter quartercame around and everyonelost interest.”Ms. Clark, who describedthe Student Advisory Com¬mittee for Humanities as“not a working one,” saidthat a “kind of lethargy” onthe part of committeemembers was responsiblefor the absence of courseevaluations.The Student GovernmentStudent Services Committee,in response to the lack ofinterest in the divisions, iscurrently working on acourse-teacher evaluationfor the entire University.20 ACRE FARMWITH SECLUDED WOODLANDMONROE COUNTY, W. VIRGINIA$1000 DOWNCONTACT: G.C. MITCHELL, JR.UNION, W. VA. 24983(304) 772-5738 (304) 772-31026-—The Chicago Maroon - Tuesday, April 27, 197$r—InqA ioofotV' fOenl W here great beaehes are just the beginning.a You’ll find just about everykind of beach along our twohundred miles of Pacific coast¬line. Beaches of white, grayand black volcanic sand.Beaches for snorkeling, fishing,sunbathing and even surfing (atSunzal, you might find the per¬fect wave). And all within athirty-minute drive of the capi¬tal city of San Salvador.In fact, because El Salvador is a small country, you’ll dis¬cover dozens of exciting activi¬ties within easy reach. Waterskiing on shimmering craterlakes. Colonial churches andteeming native markets. Tower¬ing volcanoes and cloud-cov¬ered forests. Or disco dancingafter dark.And El Salvador is one ofthe most affordable vacationspots in the world, with everyinstituto Salvadoreno de turismot Send to: El Salvador, P.O. Box 801, Farmingdale, N.Y. 11735104A □ Please send me more information about student tours toEl Salvador. 104B [j I’d like to learn more about representingEl Salvador on my campus. CODE- 104NameAddress.CityState. Zip. type of accommodation, fromfirst class hotels to sceniccamping sites. The rate of ex¬change for the dollar is thesame as in 1934—so yourmoney still goes a long way.Best of all, you’ll find our localresidents as friendly as theyear-round springlike climate.Send us the coupon below,and we’ll send you more in¬formation on El Salvador.(Special note: if you'd like torepresent El Salvador on yourcampus and help organize grouptours, we can make your own staywith us even more rewarding.)El SalvadoruJ. ■ ».* w..v w. 1• # aSPORTSSue Hill coxing the Women's eight to victory (photo by David Rieser).Crew Teams Open With Wins IM Action InterminableVARSITY SCOREBOARDGolf:Maroons 12 Chicago State 1211T 12-1/2 Maroons 11-1/2North Park 17 Maroons 7RugbyMaroons 6 Lincoln ParkRugby Club 4Crew:UC Women Beat MilwaukeeRowing clubUC Men tied MilwaukeeRowing ClubUPCOMING EVENTSBaseball:UC at Illinois Tech Tour¬nament vs Xavier, Niles andI IT Tues and Thurs. April 27and 29, 35th and State.Softball:U C at Illinois StateUniversity, Tues. April 27,4:00, Normal, III.UC vs Olivet NazareneCollege, Thurs. April 29, 4:30North FieldTennisUC Men vs I IT, Thurs. April29, 3:00, Varsity CourtsUC Women vs Lake ForestCollege, Tues. April 27, 3:00Varsity CourtsUC Women at North ParkCollege, Thurs. April 29,3:00, Naperville, III.Track:UC Women at NorthwesternUniversity, Tues. April 27,4:30, Evanston, III.Golf:UC at North Park College,Tues. April 27 In a day not fit for men,women or beasts, the UCcrew clubs beat theMilwaukee Rowing Club inChicago’s opening meet atLincoln Park.The women’s crew solidlyoutrowed the Beer Townteam winning all three oftheir races on the 1000 yardcourse. Chicago’s eightperson shell cox’d by SusanHill rowed to a 23 secondvictory, beating theMilwaukee team 3:57 to 4:20.Kathie Hannum cox’d theheavyweight four to a 4:18-4:32 win and Elaine Chin directed the lightweight fourto a devastating victorywinning by the time of 4:27 to5:05.Women’s coach MarkMaxon was more thanpleased with the club’sperformance, commentingthat for the eight to go underfour minutes in the con¬ditions they had was quite anachievement. He alsopointed out that not only wasthe race the first crewcompetition for some of therowers but also that manyhad never competed inanything else before. The men’s team did notfare quite as well Their fourled off the day’s events andgot a very bad start. Theywere able to pick up some ofthe time but eventually lostby 1.4 seconds. However themen’s won decisively with afine time of 3:39.The women’s crew will beracing this weekend at theMid-West Sprints thisSaturday in Madison,Wisconsin. The Meet will behosted by the currentnational champions, theUniversity of WisconsinWomen’s crew. April showers bring morethan May flowers — theybring basketball playoffs.The women’s IM b-balltourney has not yet wounddown and there is still hotaction.Avenging an earlier loss,the Bomberettes defeatedthe Full Court Press in thesemi-finals. The Pressplayed without the servicesof Eileen Cohen who hadbeen the high scorer in theirearlier 27-10 victory. TheBomberettes used theirsignificant height ad¬vantages to control theboards at both ends of thecourt and to get off that allimportant second shot.Although the game was tiedat the half, the Bomberettescame on strong in the secondhalf to beat the Full CourtPress by the decisive tally of24-10. The Bomberettes will meet the undefeated LegalEagles this Thursday at 7:00in the final game.In other Women’s IMaction the archery tour¬nament was won by JackieWoods with Linda Degen-stein as runner-up. IMsoftball begins today atNorth Field at 4:30 with theBusiness School facingUpper Wallace and LowerWallace meeting Tufts.In Men’s IM action theSocim tourney finally endedlast Friday. Hitchcock Easthad beaten Mellow Yellow 1-0 in overtime the day beforeto attain their finals berthagainst Hellas. In a gameplayed in conditions thatwere less than optimal theDivisional Champs, Hellaseasily rolled over the haplessundergrad champs to takethe all-university title by ascore of 6-1.Congratulations MikeCongratulations to Mike who just landeda job with a well-known magazine. Mike notonly kept this paper financially respectable,but did so much, through his stories an'’pictures, to make Sports illustrated.LAST CHANCETO BUYSPRING QUARTER TEXTSSpring Quarter TextbooksThe bookstore has made every effort to have a sufficient quantitiyof required and recommended titles in stock for this term. Becauseof the limited amount of space we must begin returning texts nolater than Mon. May 3, 1976. Please make every effort to purchaseany needed texts before then. After the 3rd we can not be respon¬sible for course requirements for the Spring quarter.If you do not have a charge account with our store, you are invitedto open one now, purchase your texts, and pay for them withinthirty days.UNIVERSITY OFCHICAGO BOOKSTOREThe Chicago Maroon - Tuesday, April 27, 1976—7SPACERm w bth avail, immed. $88 66 plusUtil/ mo. Call 753 2772.Rmmt wanted to shr sunny 3 bdrm aptfr S/ 1. Good loc. $67 plus util. Prefermale grad/ shr cooking. Call 324 7859.55 HP 3 flat 100000 2 condos Ml 39086Summer sublet. Possible, fall option.Avail June 15. Convenient location, 578t Kimbark Furnished, own roomFemale $100/ mo. Call 955 222177th 8i S. Shore Or Spacious 5 rm apt.Pviate garden, facing lake & park;tennis courts. 15 min. to UC $250/ moCall SOS 7727ROOMMATE WANTED Starting Autquartr pvt room Rent $82.50/ mo plusutil. Sublet available for entire aptSummer Quarter Rent $149 95/ moplus util 5415 S. Woodlawn 288 8968So Shore 5 rms. newest luxury 6 aptbldg now July or Sept $325. Must beseen Adults only. 684 5544.CHICAGO BEACH BEAUTIFULFURNISHED APARTMENTS. Nearbeach. Darks, loop buses, door, Modestdaily, weekly, montly rates 24 hr.desk, complete hotel services. 5100 SCornell, Do3 2400. Miss Smith.PEOPLE WANTEDRoom and meais exchanged for childcare and light housework. U of C busroute 538 0708 after 7 30 pmWanted: Cashier for evening work. 6pm. till 11 30 p.m. Monday andTuesdays. Apply at Morgan's SuperMart 1516 East 53rd StreetPeople needed to paint, clean andmove $3.00 per hour. Hours to bearranged 947 0331.Tutor for 8 yr girl over summerreading, math. Hours flexible Calleves 241 7452Experienced Receptionist wanted forHyde Park real estate firm. Must beable to handle a 12 line telephonesystem Some typing and filingrequired Call Ms. Goldsborough 6676666 Kennedy, Ryan, Monigal 8, AssocWhere else can you get free applejuice, insurance, a smile & help yourfellow human beings? Billings BloodBank! Call for appt 947 5579.Room, bath & part board available inhome near campus in exchange forsome babysitting Pref. Female Begsummer Grossman 288 5174Attention B S.C D Students: Summerstipends for research will be avaiableto a selected number of students.Applications available in MARP 213.Deadline is April 27th.BUSINESS STUDENTS. Improveyour resume, get some great iobexperience and make some money.How? Work as Business Manager forthe Maroon next year. Call 753 3265 formore information.VERSAILLES3254 S. DorchesterWELL MAINTAINEDBUILDINGATTRACTIVK 1 7, AND3 V* ROOM STUDIOSFURMtSHID or UNPURNISHiD$138,. $221&os0ci on AvailabilityAll Utilities IncludedAt Campus Bus StopPA 4-0200 Mrs. Groak CREW Member wanted for spring andsummer star boat racing. Call 753 1384or 493 9414PEOPLE FOR SALEWRITING WRONGLY? English Gradwill proofread papers 8. essays forerrors in grammar and style David268 0935Secretary who has knowledge ofUniversity of Chicago doctrines andwho has excellent skills is seekingimmediate employment. Pleasecontact me or leave message at 7 5507SCENESNew Coffee House Friday April 30 7 11p.m. 50e United Church 53rd andBlackstone Ave FREE Coffee 8, TeaHolly Near will sing at AthenaeumTheater 2936 N Southport 8 pm SunMay 2. Sponsored by ChicagoWomen's Liberation Union. $3.50 atthe door, $3 in advance. Free childcare 772 2655.Help pass ERA in Illinois Canvas inChicago! Rally in Springfield May 16see UFO table in Mandel for infoCome join U of C folkdancers in IdaNoyes every week Mon beginning level and Sunday general level, withteaching, 8 pm, 50c Fri, all levels, 7:30free Help us celebrate spring!SUBLETSummer sublet 6 room condosuitable for 3 at 5716 S. Kenwood955 17961 bdr frn apt. June Aug. 51 & DorchestCheap call 493 9579 after 6SPACE WANTEDPlanning to leave your 3 or 4 br Aptnext fall? We'll pay $25 if you let usknow first and we sign a lease CallRichard, 947 9373Apt needed for 4 undergraduates 3 4bedrooms Close to UC campus.Beginning Summer or Fall 3 2249,1407SPACE FOR SALECond 6rm 2 br bth 24x151r nat trp Ic dr21x15 comb kitch den 12'birch storagewall new bttm freeze refrig carpetedlake park view 752 1724FOR SALEPASSPORT PHOTOSColor 2 for $9.00MODEL CAMERA1342 E 55th St. 493 670072 Ford LTF p/ s, p/ b, auto trans goldbrn vinyl top $1600 947 033165 Impala; runs well; must sell; $200or best offer; call Lai 363 0525 eves128Fiat 72 runs well phone 324 2088after 51970 VOLVO Air AM FM 4 sp excellentcondition $1900 241 6690Pontiac b'ville 66 4bl 389 eng runssmooth quiet clean vinyl interior fullpower rdio $295 978 1832Vintage 69 Buick special 2 door pwrbrakes, steering, auto trans, faithfullyserviced, excellent running condEntertain reasonable offer Call DO 31259 eve or before 9 am1971 Super Beetle, 38,000, stick shift,mint cond; $1795. Also 1969 ChevyNova 2 dr ps pb. Engine still fine,body damaged $350 363 2529LCBIs that a pickle in your pocket or areyou just glad to see me at the LCB?May 8BUSINESSSTUDENTSThe Maroon is looking forBusiness and Advertisingmanagers for next year. Theseare paid positions and lookgreat on a resume.Call753-3265for information CLASSIFIED ADS only one month 241 5752.PAN PIZZADELIVERYSPSS CLASSLearn to use SPSS statistical packagefor transforming data, computingstatistics. 6 sessions, $25. Computertime provided. Call before May 7 toregister. 753 8409HELP PASS ERAMeet us at Mandel this week pass ERAin Illinois this year!STUDENTSHaving trouble with a paper ordissertation? Free help developingideas, 9:00 PM SUN Blue GargoyleCUSTOM JEWELRYRings, bracelets, chokers, earrings,custom made Also have largeselection of handmade items. 947 9085LCBWhat’s a lascivious costume?Anything worn by a dirty mind LCBMay 8PHOTO GRAPHERSThe Maroon is looking forphotographers to join the paper'sphoto staff next year Paid positionsare also available in the Maroondarkroom Contact Peter Cohn at theMaroon, 3 3263LAYOUTThe Maroon is looking for peopleinterested and experienced ingraphics to join the design staff of nextyear's Maroon Paid positions areavailable in several technical areas ofthe paper Contact Peter Cohn at theMaroon, 753 3263.CALCULATORSSave more when you buy a TexasInstrument or Hewlett PackardPrices lower than ever. Call 753 2240Rm 1916 afternoons, 241 5496 eveningsFOSTERCREATIVITYTwo grad students seek creative spotto write in. Do you have an extraroom? 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CALL Jeff Futerman 7532249 Room 3311, Iv message.GAY LIBERATIONGAY MEN'S AND WOMEN'SCOFFEEHOUSE Come celebrateMay Day with us! The Blue Gargoyle.8:00 12:00 P.M May 1.NOW RENTINGSafe quiet newly dec. cptd. free util, atcampus bus stop DorchesterDevonshire Apts. 5118 S. Dorchester324 3939FOUNDKitten Found 324 6456.MISSINGSTOLEN : 2 Raleigh 10 speed bikes. Lt.purple lilac. REWARD 684 1564. Car disappeared, liscense numberR2H 276, Missouri 1976. Reward forinformation of whereabouts if seen.Call 363 4300 Apt 505WANTEDA spinet or upright piano in goodcondition. Musically inclined gradcouple will piano sit for a year or takean unused instrument off of yourhands. Call 643 8460ENGLISH CLASSESFREE for intermediate and advancedlearners, Wed & Thurs 68 pm,International House, Room B, all HydePark residents welcome.HIRE-AN-ARTISTIllustrations portraits, free lance artwork to your order. Call Noel Price947 0698 evenings.BOOKS BOUGHTBooks bought & sold everyday, everynight, 9 11, Powells 1501 E. 57th.CHICAGO AUDIOSpecial sale on systems duringApril!!! Buy a system costing morethan $500 from the list of participatingdealers, and in addition to our alreadyrock bottom prices, we will give you a$10 rebate Call soon, the offer lasts The Medici Delivers from 10 pm|weekdays, 5 11 Saturday, 667 7394.Save 60C, if vou pick it up yourselfSTEP TUTORINGInterested in helping neighborhoodchildren? The Students TutoringElementary Project needs volunteerstutor students in school work, such asreading or math, or to help in specialprojects such as art, music, or science.For more information call RonSchwartz 924 2664 or Rod Wing, 7533541.LOST-REWARDLong green Army overcoat.Sentimental value. Reward offered.Call 753 0160.PERSONALSLong live The Grey City Journal!WRITERS' WORKSHOP (PL2 8377)ffnidIDcamera1342 E 55 Si Chicago IL 60615^ 493-6700 jAFTER GRADUATI0N-A CAREER WITH A FUTURETRAVELWhy a career in travel?Because - Travel is the fastest growing industry inthe world today.Because - Trained competent people aredesperately needed in this ever-growingfield.Because - A travel career offers the opportunity totravel and get to know the world we livein.WHY ENROLL IN INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL TRAINING COURSES, INC.?Because-INTTCO is the oldest (now in 14th year)most respected travel training school inthe United States.Because-Our training staff is comprised ofexecutives and training personnel fromsuch prestigious companies as UnitedAirlines, PanAm, Holland America Line,LaSalle Travel, Hilton Hotels, GreyhoundLines, and AMTRAK, thereby guaran¬teeing our students professional trainingin every phase of travel.Because- INTTCO placement service enjoys an en¬viable reputation. Our placement recordsare open to all students prior toenrollment.WE ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY TRAVELAGENCY AS WE FEEL THAT THIS WOULD DETEROTHER AGENTS FROM HIRING OUR GRADUATESA Word of Caution: Never enroll in any trade school withoutfirst auditing a class in session, checking placement records,and conducting a thorough investigation within the industry.We invite you to take the same precautions regarding INTTCO.If you would care to attend a seminar on "Careers in Travel"conducted by Mrs. Evelyn Echols, please phone regardingdates.For our Comprehensive Brochure, write or phoneINTERNATIONAL TRAVEL TRAINING COURSES, INC.936 N. Michigan Ave., Suite 414Chicago 60611 (312) 368-8860 (Week Days) or 527-2125Summer Session Begins June 28thINTTCO IS APPROVED BY THE STATE OF ILLINOIS OFFICE OF EDUCATION8—The Chicago Maroon - Tuesday, April 27,1 976