Chicago Moro onNO. 29 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO FRIDAY, JANUARY 9, 1975SG, WHPK Heads ResignInto Cites Conflictr Cohnieduto has resignedManager ofradio stationKwho joined the»’ Spring of 1974as personnelist year, wasDn Manager bylembership lastn Manager isfor the day-to¬ng of the stationervision of itsrations.nent addressedmembers, Mr.ed academicthe inherentof the stationlosition, andlicts with other>ers as reasonsPeduto led for temporary delay in theselection of his successor,pending redefinition of therole of the station manager,and for the elimination of theposition “in the long range.”He termed the StationManager’s job “little morethan a glorified office-boy.Given the current situationat the station,” Mr. Pedutostated, “the station managerdoes all day-to-day drudgerywithout any credit.”“There are some people atthe station who make lifethere unbearable,” Mr.Peduto asserted. “The resulthas been my being told thatmy opinions about thestation did not matter.”According to stationsources, elections for Mr.Peduto’s successor will beheld soon. The sources nameBusiness Manager BillDiskin as a likely candidatefor the position.idersonift Met). Peterson. trustee Roberton’s challenge giftdollars wascember 31st.ring, Mr. Andersonj the University toI million in new ord alumni donations,e would match withIon gift. He alsothat the newsnot exceed $25,000fidual.igh the challengein half the expectedof the alumnine in December,tms were sent toprospectiveOnly fivewith the $25,000> gift.«y will be dividedVarious parts ofas follows:%,50%; the Lawthe Business6; the Medical?! the Library, 4%;Wjal Serviceation, 3%; and theto the Divisions. Robert Anderson's milliondollar gift was matched.All fundraising groups ofthe University joinedtogether to meet theAnderson challenge. Mr.Newman, Director ofDevelopment credited thesuccess of the fund drive inthe Chicago area to theChicago Task Force.Also mentioned by Mr.Newman were the NationalAlumni, the President’sFund, and the Dean’sFund.Suit vs. CONTENTSEditorial-MassamiPage 4 Resignation Page 4Letters Page 4Page 2 Newsbriefs Page 3Page 2 Sports Pages 13,14 Fariborz Maissami called for the abolition of SG.Ombudsman NamesUndergrad AssistantBy Landy CarienJonn Salovaare, a second-year student in the College,has been appointed anAssistant to the University’sStudent Ombudsman. Thestaff of the Ombudsman’soffice now includes fourpeople: Bruce Carroll, theStudent Ombudsman, hisassistant, Susan Templeton,their secretary, NancyGrimes and the newAssistant, Mr. JonnSalovaare.Mr. Carroll said that Mr.Salovaare was chosen for theposition because he hadpreviously brought aproblem to the office, and‘‘he knew all the rightquestions.. .the rightproblems. He was veryconcerned.”Rather than interviewapplicants for the job, Mr.Carroll had Ms. Templetonand several other individualsmake recommendations tohim. He considered thestudents who were recom¬mended, talked with some ofthem, and then selected Mr.Salovarre.According to Mr. Carroll,the decision to employ anadditional assistant was notmade as a result of anydisability on the part of thepresent staff to handle the Bruce Carroll appointed a newassistant.current caseload. Rather, hefeels, the presence ofanother assistant willfacilitate the more ex¬peditious solution ofproblems.Mr. Carroll considered thepossibility of hiring agraduate student for theposition, but finally decidedthat Mr. Salovaare was thebest candidate.Mr. Salovaare was notavailable for comment.Applications are now beingaccepted for the position ofStudent Ombudsman for the1976-77 academic year. In¬terested persons can submitapplications, in the form ofletters setting forthqualifications, to the Officeof the Dean of Students.Prospective applicants areinvited to speak to thecurrent Ombudsman in hisoffice in the Reynolds Club. Asks SG AbolitionBy David BlumStudent GovernmentPresident FariborzMaissami today announcedhis resignation and called forthe immediate abolition ofStudent Government.Mr. Maissami, a Ph.D.candidate in PoliticalScience, proposed massresignation by Assemblymembers to expose the needfor major reforms in thestructure of StudentGovernment. He cited anunworkable constitution anda disinterested constituencyas reasons for his proposal.The decision to resign, hesaid, resulted from personalacademic strains relating tohis time-consuming SGresponsibilities.“There is no reason tomake sacrifices for SG whenthere is nothing they canachieve,” Mr. Maissamisaid.He noted that SG was heldin low esteem by nearly allfactions of the Universitycommunity, and chargedthat ‘‘most students getinvolved with SG because ofspecific self-interests andideological motivations.” Heobjected to constantmanipulation of SG bystudent groups to insurereceipt of CORSO grants.Early last quarter, StudentGovernment set up a"Commission of Inquiry” toinvestigate the involvementof Milton Friedman andArnold Harberger in theChilean Junta. Today Mr.Maissami called the entireissue an “ideological warand a witchhunt,” a viewsimilar to that expressed byPresident John Wilson in acampus press conference last quarter.Mr. Maissami called formajor constitutionalchanges, labelling thecurrent SG assembly set-upas “disunited, fractionated,and uncooperative.”The following were otherproposals by Mr. Maissami:—the popular election ofSG President, rather thanthe current election by theSG Assembly.—abolition of the “oneman, two votes” doctrine forgraduate students.—maintenance of vetopower by Dean of StudentsCharles O’Connell overAssembly actions.—an increase in thenumber of votes required forthe assembly to overrule anExecutive Council decision.Robert Tomchik, amember of the StudentGovernment ExecutiveCouncil, called Mr.Maissami’s proposals“disastrous.”“SG is the only forum thatstudents can use. I think itwould be a mistake toabolish it,” he said. “We’vedone a lot this quarter,including our work towardsthe selection of a newStudent Activities Director. Ibelieve we’ve had a majorinfluence.”Sources say that AlexSpinrad. Vice-President ofthe Assembly and a lawstudent, and Mr. Tomchik, astudent in the PritzkerSchool of Medicine, are bothplanning to run for the postvacated by Mr. Maissami.The Executive Councilproposals (see box) and theelection of*a new presidentwill be considered at the nextSG assembly meeting, nowscheduled for January 19.Ed. note: the following arethe minutes of the ExecutiveCouncil meeting lastWednesday evening.After SG PresidentMaissami announced hisresignation, the ExecutiveCouncil discussed plans forthe reorganization of theAssembly. A massresignation of SG membersand a motion to dissolve theAssembly were suggested asmeans todramatize the plightof Student Government onthe UC campus. Some otherarrangement for thedisbursement of CORSOfunds would be made.Administration of theCORSO budget is theAssembly’s only continuousfunction; it is viewed as a primary source of dissensionwithin the body. Funding ofcampus activities hasreached a critical point andany reorganization of SGwould include a reworking ofthe funding procedures.A consensus of the ECfavored organization alongdivisional and departmentallines for students much likeLaw or Business StudentAssociations. These groupshave considerably respectamong their constituencies.The benefits ofreorganization along theselines are increasedcommunication, and higherlevels of interests within thenatural divisions of thestudent body.Chess Team IsThird At Pan-AmUC’s A chess team finishedthird in the annual PanAmerican IntercollegiateChess Championship heldthis year in Columbus, Ohio.This year’s Pan AmChampionship was thelargest ever held. Therewere 520 players on 123teams from 27 states,Canada, and the DominicanRepublic participating in thetournament which lasted agrueling five days. Thetournament was especiallystrong, featuring 8 mastersand 53 experts. RachelCrotto, one of the top womenin the USA played for theColumbia A team.The tournament witnessedan exciting duel between theUniversity of Nebraska andHarvard for first place.Harvard was unable toovercome the University ofNebraska, however, andboth are the new co¬champions. Though Chicagofinished third, this is theeighth straight year in whichthe Maroons have finished inthe top five places in the PanAm.Chicago entered fourteams, second only to hostuniversity Ohio State’s five.The Chicago A team, star¬ting poorly, rallied to winduring the last rounds.Though the first board, EdFriedman (Biophysics) hada relatively poor tour¬nament, Gary DeFotis(Chem) anchored the teamwith a magnificent per¬formance on board 2 with aWe SellRentRepairTYPEWRITERSADDERSELECTRONIC CALCULATORSDICTATORSU. of C. Bookstore5750 S. EllisHours: M-F- 8-5 $ 9-1753-3303ASSOCIATEDLimousine Service, Inc."Licensed and bondedby the city of ChicagoLuxurious ChauffeuredLimousines Available ForAll OccasionsAdvance CALL US ANYTIMEreservations'’*11 U9op predated DA Y Of NIGHT 71/ 2-1/ 2 score. Joe Whitefinished 51/ 2-21/ 2 on boardthree with no losses, and BobFelt (’76) also had 51/ 2-21 onboard four with one loss. TheB team captured 42 placeaided by the strong play ofMiloslav Nekvasil on board1, who lost only two games,both to masters. The rest ofthe B team was composed ofEric Schiller (’76) MattO’Hara (’79), and JohnHuffman (’79). The C team,John Quigley (’80), DeanHart (’80), Kurt Eschbach(’78) and Charles Whitmer(’79), finished 46th, sparkedby Quigley’s 6-2 score. The Dteam finished in 88th place.Jim Stevenson turned in animpressive 61/ 2-12/ 2 scoreon fourth board. Histeammates were AndrewKatz (Math) Ron Humphrey(’79) and Charles Wittnam(Medicine) fWalker OverTax DisclosureLaw school professorGerhard Casper and his wifeRegina have filed a federalsuit against Gov. Walker’sexecutive order requiringfinancial disclosure by stateworkers and others whose“pqsitions are subject toundue influence.”Casper and his wife, who isa psychiatrist for the IllinoisDepartment of MentalHealth, claim in the suit thatthe order is too broad and isan unconstitutional invasionof privacy.The suit, filed in U.S.District Court on Nov. 26,maintains that Mrs. Caspershould not have to file afinancial statement becausehers is a position that could not give rise to a conflict ofinterest.It further maintains thatthe governor cannot requireMr. Casper to report hisfinancial situation since he isnot employed by the state.Gov. Walker’s order,which became effectiveApril 30, states that thoseemployees who do not file therequired economicstatements are subject todismissal. Mrs. Casper fileda 1975 statement revealingher financial interests butnot those of her bus band.Mr. Casper declinedcomment on the caseyesterday, saying it would beimproper to do so until it wasdecided.THE"the Meeting-Place for Friends”GREEK AND AMERICAN FOODWe know you will enjoy dining at THE AGORA, where you varied menu hassomething to please every taste. We have full breakfasts, sandwiches, fine steaks,fish, spa^ietti, chicken and chops, in addition to our authentic Greek specialties atreasonable prices.featuring: GYROSS0UVLAKI BAKLAVAM0USAKADOLMADES SAGANAKIPASTICHIO and MOREOPEN TO 11 EVERY NIGHTConveniently located at 57th & Kenwood1335 EAST 57th STREET947-8309 Mr. Casper is suing Gov. Walker.Student Acti vities Office, Residence Halls b Coand the Committee on Medieval StudiesA cnebtevAlFGASMltilSUN, JAN IS. -HUTCHINSON COMMONS,TICKETSJongleurs 026NUTumbler Wassail, WineJester Pate , CidreTroubadors Rpst BcefcBrass Turkey lefges IrtMMadrigals Yonge fattc pygg<Motets £t c-Guests are invited to attend m period costunK.DEADUNE for ticket sales Mon JanTickets available at Reynolds Clublor in Ida Noyes 209Interfratemity Council and Student Activitiespresent aDANCEwith the4M COMPANYTONIGHT <01FBI., JAN. 9 75' OX. 10 REQUIRED2 • Tha Chicago Maroon — Friday. January 9,1976> y 1f t|$ BRIEFS United Farm WorkersLecture ProgramLerwiU sponsor' program entitledCity”lecture will beJanuary llth at’’featuring Mr.i McCrohon, the Managing Editor of theChicago tribune.The lecture is open to thepublic and further lectureswill be announced in theMaroon. The University of ChicagoFarmworker SupportCommittee will hold animportant meeting to launcha major, new effort toorganize support in thecommunity and Universityfor the United FarmWorkers (UFW) and theirboycott of now-union grapes,head lettuce and Gallo wine.hanscentalImeditationsystematic program to developiefull potential of the individualTo learn more about the TM ® program as taught by/taharishi, Mahesh Yogi, attend a free introductory lectureTUES., JAN. 13 or WED., JAN. 14, 7:30 PMIDA NOYES HALL, 1212 E. 59TH STREETStudent International Meditation Society 787-0940Transcendental Meditation andTM" are service marks of WPEC — USJISTOR Y BOOKS40% Disco uniles Including:dent European Southeast Asiandieval Indian Africandern Asian Latin Americanlerican Japanese Chineselories ofReligionArtMusicLiteratureScienceof these subjects in all modern European languages In-*'00 English, French, Gorman. Spanish. Italian, Slovlc.POWELL'S1020 S. Wabash 3414)7488th Floor9-5 Mon.-Sot.We are still buying books at our1501 E. 57th Street Store Mr. Richard Grossman,the Hyde Park organizer forthe UFW will discuss the newcampaign and update peopleon the union’s activities inCalifornia. Following themeeting will be a shortmovie entitled “This Land isRich”.The meeting is open to allinterested people and will beon Sunday, January llth at7:00 pm at the St. Thomasthe Apostle Rectory, 5472 S.Kimbark Ave. Cesar Chavez of the Farm Workers.European Summer JobsThe American EuropeanStudent Service is offeringsummer jobs for interestedstudents in Europe nextsummer.The Student Service, anon-profit organization, findsjobs for qualified youngpeople in Germany, Sweden,Denmark, Ireland, England,France, Italy and Holland.The jobs vary from farmwork in Germany to hotelwork in Switzerland.Forestry work is alsoavailable in Germany andchild care jobs for femalesonly in other countries.The purpose of thisprogram is to afford thestudent an opportunity to get into real living contact withthe people and customs ofEurope.It should be kept in mind,suggests the AmericanEuropean Student Service,that working on theEuropean economy willmean lower wages althoughsafety will not be a problemas working conditions will bestrictly controlled by thelabor ministries of thecountries involved.For further informationinterested students shouldwrite to: AmericanEuropean Student Service,Box 34733, FL 9490 Vaduz,Liechtenstein (Europe).52/0 S Harper*in Harper Court*H01-/060 GOT A SICK GUITAR?COME IN FOR AFREE DIAGNOSISAND REPAIR ESTIMATEP.S. GUITARCLASSES STARTJAN. 26th WilsonFormallyAppointedThe Board of Trustees, inits December 9 meeting,formally elected John T.Wilson as the University ofChicago's 9th president.The vote culminated atwelve month search for asuccessor to Edward Levi,who left the post lastFebruary to becomeAttorney General. Mr.Wilson, the University’sProvost since 1968, wassucceeded by Vice Presidentand Dean of Faculties D.Gale Johnson.Mr. Wilson, who is 62 yearsold, will not live in theofficial residence of theUniversity’s president, at5855 University Ave., as hasbeen the tradition since itsconstruction in 1895. Thebuilding will only be used forofficial universityfunctions.ON 55thEND OF SEASONCLEARANCE SALENOW IN PROGRESSOPEN SUNDAYJAN. llth 10-4Hyde Park Shopping Center1500 E. 55th StreetChicago, Illinois 60615 288-5454 JAMESSCHULTZtLEAHERSCUSTOM QUALITYCLEANING10*/*studant discount1363 E. 53rd St.752-6933DOROTHY SMITHBEAUTY SALON5841 S. BLACKSTONE AVE.HY 3-1069Permanents that aremanageable short ones - andlong ones. Tints - bleaches -streaks. Hair shaping as youwish it. Children s hair cutsalso. Call for appt. Mondaythrough Friday.8 a.m. to 8 p.m.No Saturdays.PRESENTING THE NEW YORK MIDNIGHT MOVIES (11:00 CHICAGO TIME)THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE(THE JAWS OF THE MIDNIGHT MOVIES)SATURDAY, JANUARY 10 11KK) P.M.INTERNATIONAL HOUSE (Yes, we have popcorn.) 1414 E. 59TH $1.00Friday, January 9, 1976 — The Chicago Maroon - 3. -EDITORIALSFariborz Maissami’s resignation as SG Presidentculminates the long history of political bickering andparalytic apathy that has characterized SG in recentyears.Mr. Maissami came to office as a result of alegislative anachronism — the constitutionallyguaranteed predominance of the graduate divisions inthe SG assembly. A clique of graduate representativesmanipulated the election, taking advantage of theirinfluence with their fellow graduate representatives.Ironically, many of the graduate representativeswho made Mr. Maissami's election possible nevershowed up at later meetings to see their President inaction.Mr. Maissami turns out to be an unfortunate victimof last year’s camarilla. A foreign student, with onlyone year at the University, Mr. Maissami was ill-prepared for his position. To his great credit, hevigorously and sincerely sought to fulfill hispresidential responsibilities.He had to discover the hard way that SG at Chicagois a great fiction — an ineffective concession to thelimp ideal of student participation.President Maissami’s final statement shows a clearunderstanding of the weaknesses of SG. Hisresignation is a frank and powerful means ofpublicizing the problem.As Mr. Maissami suggests, now is the time to take ahard look at SG. The present situation provides agolden opportunity for a long-needed reorganization ofthe assembly. For as it now stands, SG is too unweildyto function effectively.The first priority must be the redistribution of powerwithin the assembly, to give those most interested andactive in campus affairs a chance to influence policy.The Executive Council’s recommendation for thecreation of separate bodies for the representation ofthe different student constituencies is a step in theright direction.Clearly, however, most of the blame cannot beplaced on the shoulders of the present members of SG.SG would never have degenerated to its presentcondition without pervasive student apathy. Thestudent consciousness of the 70’s, the much publicizedwave of reaction to the 60’s, has brought with it anappalling lack of political responsibility andcommitment.Even with the unfortunate reality of student apathy,SG still has a future. It represents the sole means bywhich students can defend their interests in the arenaof University politics. Even the most subterraneanRegenstein hermit can recognize the threat posed byproblems such as overcrowding in the classrooms.Indeed, SG’s most successful efforts directly servethe interests of the students. The SG Housing Serviceis an excellent example of the practical value theorganization can have.Immediate, thoughtful, and effective action isnecessary if the students wish to regain their right todemocratic representation at the University.Chicago M Of OOITEDITORSEditor Gage AndrewsNews editor John VailLayout Sally PetersonAssociate editorsSports David RieserDarkroom Frank FoxNews Peter CohnChip ForresterMike JonesPolitics David AxelrodContributing editorsDavid Blum Jan RhodesLisa VogelStaffDavid Kuperstock, JohnMilkovich, Tom Meigs, Landy Carien, David Horowitz, DanWise, Deborah Harrold, JeanTobin, Jim Kaplan, David Reiser,Bob Zivin, Gwen Cates, PeterEng, Martha Conger, JohnDocherty, Chuck Schilke, MaryMartise, Mike Sherberg, EllenClements, Libby Morse, RosanneFitko, Ed Connor, David Jaffe,Clifford Krauss, Donna Jaffe, SusanPaul.BUSINESS STAFFManager Mike KlingensmithAd sales B G YovovichOffice Karol KennedyThe CHICAGO MAROON is thestudent run newspaper serving theUniversity of Chicago and HydePark The PUBLICATIONSCHEDULE is twice weekly, onTuesdays and Fridays, during theregular academic yearOpinions expressed in the ChicagoMaroon are not necessarily those ofthe University of Chicago students,faculty or administration.EDITORIALS state the policy of thepaper, and unless otherwise noted,represent tfte positions of theeditors All dessenting opinion —LETTERS, COMMENTARY, andGADFLIES— must be submitted tothe paper no later than two daysprior to the next issue, and must besigned The Maroon reserves the right to edit all submissions forpublication.CORRECTIONS may be broughtto the attention of the editors bywriting care of the Maroon office, orby calling the news office. Allcorrections will appear in thesoonest issue after the error isbrought to light.The OFFICES of the ChicagoMaroon are located at 1212 E. 59thSt., Chicago, Illinois 60637. SUB¬SCRIPTIONS cover the threeregular academic quar*ers, and are$9 for the year, payable in advance.TELEPHONES of the ChicagoMaroon are. editorial office, 7533264; business office, 753 3266The OFFICE HOURS of the paperare 8 30 1 and 1 30 4 30 weekedays LETTERSEditor:Katherine Graham,publisher of the WashingtonPost and University trustee,is spearheading a viciousunion-busting attack onPressmen’s Local 6, as theWashington Post strikecontinues into its fifthmonth. Graham’s anti-unionoffensive has marshalled themost recent advances instrike-breaking technique inthe service of an all-outassault on the jobs and livingstandards of printing-tradeworkers. Once again, we seethe direct link between theUniversity and the mostoppressive aspects ofcapitalist society.Graham has fired 200 ofthe striking pressmen andhas initiated a grand juryinvestigation whichthreatens the strikers withpossible imprisonment.Graham is replacing thestrikers with a scab laborforce trained well in advanceof the strike at theNewspaper Production andResearch Center in Oklahoma City. The “Schoolfor Scabs,” financed by 200Canadian and Americannewspaper owners,specializes in cross-trainingnewspaper executives andmanagement personnel toreplace production workersin the event of a strike.Graham, with the fullsupport of the D.C. policeand the Ford administration,has obtained a clearancefrom the Civil AeronauticsBoard to use helicopters in azone normally closed to airtraffic because of itsproximity to the WhiteHouse. The helicopterstransport scab labor into theplant and carry pageduplicates out of the plant tonearby non-union pressrooms.The Post strike is anexample of what Americanworkers can expect from thebourgeoisie in the comingperiod. While KatherineGraham undoubtedly has thesupport of her class brotherson the Board of Trustees, wetake our side with theCALENDARFRIDAYFOLKDANCING; All levels, teachingfor one hour, 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes.HILLEL HOUSE; Shabbat Worshipservices, Orthodox at 6:30 pm andCreative at 7:30 pm; Adat Shalomdinner, 7:00 pm;DOC: Monty Python and the HolyGrail, 6:00, 7:45, 9:30, 11:15 CobbGEO SCI; John Liu lecture, HindsAudi 3.30 PMMIDDLE EAST STUDIES; LeonardBinder lecture, Pick 506 3:00 PMCHRISTIAN FORUM: "Some thoughton Leadership and Authority IdaNoyes, 8 PMDEPT. MICROBIO: Sandra' Panem,CLSC 101 4:00 PMCROSSROADS: Film Shorts withChaplin, Fields, etc. 8 PM, 5621Blackstone.SATURDAYDINNER; $1.50 a plate at Crossroads Student Center, 5621 Blackstone, 6:00pm. Students welcome.Kl-AIKIDO; Practice meditation andaction with the U.C. Ki Aikido Club,3 00 to 4:00 pm, Bartlett Gym.HILLEL HOUSE: Shabbat WorshipServices, Yavneh, 9:15 am; UpstairsMinyan, 9:30 am.CHICAGO FRONT: Sun Percussion inconcert $2 students, $3 others, 8 PM,Ida NOYES HALLCROSSROADS; dinner 6 p.m. $1.505621 S. BlackstoneKOREAN KARATE: Tae Kwan DoClub meets 11:00 am, Bartlett Gym.REYNOLDS CLUB Now open from 15 Come play pool & foosballSUNDAYFOLKDANCING: General Level,teaching for 11/ 2 hours, 8:00 pm, IdaNoyes, $.50.BRIDGE: Beginner class, 2:00 pm,Duplicate, 3 00 pm, CrossroadsStudent Center, 5621 Blackstone. pressmen. Victory to theThe Post strike is anexample of what Americanworkers can expect from thebourgeoisie in the comingperiod. While KatherineGraham undoubtedly has thesupport of her class brotherson the Board of Trustees, wetake our side with thepressmen. Victory to theWashington Post strike!Smash union-busting!Spartacus Youth LeagueEditor:During my five years ofgraduate education at theUniversity of Chicago I wasalways quite dicpleased withthe general attitude towardwomen and the failure tohire and promote womenfaculty. Of the members ofthe Administration, none hada worst reputation forsexism and general in¬sensitivity than John Wilson.Yet this paragon ofchauvinism is the newPresident! University^*in the future ofattitude ortoward the w0lSince I amassociatedUniversity,can do to allspective. But Irefuse to Sisequently, jWilson is prwill i not ccof my mUniversity,courage mfellow (sic)accordingly,Any campusdeadline can be Icalendar. puinformation in Wlthe Maroon officFriday calendar,the Tuesday calflisting via FACEleast two days forbut no listings foraccepted by photAll listings forshould be addresjthe Grey City jjMaroon office. by s|HILLEL HOUSE: Lox and BagelBrunch, 11:00 am, $1.75; JewishWomen's Group, 7:30 pm.FARM WORKERS: support meeting 7pm ST. Thomas Rectory 5472KimbarkROCKEFELLER: E SpencerParsons, 11 amMONOPOLY CAPITAL: lecture 3 pm.Ida Noyes 2nd floor.STUDENTS FOR ISRAEL: planningmeeting at Hillei 7 pm.MONDAYCHESS: U.C. Chess Club, 7:00 pm, IdaNoyes, everyone welcome.HILLEL HOUSE: Beginners' Yiddish,7:00 pm; Beginners' ConversationalHebrew, 8:30 pm, Advanced Reading in Yiddish, 8:30 pm,KARATE: U.C KarateIda Noyes, 6:30 pm |:CUB SCOUTS: PackKAM Isaiah Israel Tiwelcome Boys mustby a parent.LEWIS: The Four UiNoyesCROSSROADS. Cbeginning level, 7.30$8 Others 5621 S BlaCHEMISTRY LECReiss, Kent, 103 4:00BADMINTON: UG6 7 30 pm in IdaHAM RADIO: UC Aisociety offers free ti!every Monday, 8 302nd fl. Noyes.To help youtake your firststep in the shoe thatrevolutionized walking,we’re having a sale. From now thruJanuary 25. Choose from a selectedgrEarth" brand shoes. Not every styleisize, hut enough sienough sizes to Mtake that importsstep. And save upSI4 too.Chicago/Lincoin Park: 2112 N.Clarkf ree parking at 2036 N. (lark St- (312)5-Chicago/Hyde Park: 5210 S. HarperlOff-street parking in city lot. (312) 36.Open 7Days. MastcrCharye Accepted. (lift O'1*Manv other selected styles, colors, materials, olid•rtitk^sires*4 - The Chicago Maroon — Friday, January 9, 1976The Chicago Maroon's Weekly Magazine of Criticism and the Arts>atti Smith and Joni Mitchell:the Two Best Women Poets in Rockman will never be on the cover of Time magazine.Andrewsith and Joni Mitchell representinations of two divergent andmusical directions. They areby the fact that they are thewoman poets in rock music. Thebetween them capsulizes not onlysonal strengths and weaknesses,tie energies and lethargies of their* traditions.usic, at its best, is composed of twopoetries: the poetry of words,'9$ are primarily lyrics, withaccompaniment being secondary;try of music, which utilizes rockation as an integral part of theere are very few poets in eitherand unspoken tradition has kepttsfrom being female. Only withinfew years has folkie hero Jonibeen admitted to the sacredof rock poets. Now, Patti Smithrge$ into the sanctum without soby-your leave, but she forces usthe right of the other membersespecially that of the otheret.Schell, whose new album is calledlin9of Summer Lawns, became ata/hen rock music finally returnedadoption of rock instruments forRock decided that anythingelectric instruments must be‘ Joni Mitchell became a rock poet’ The Hissing... is one of the nicest1 of rock poetry in a long while.* is handsome; the lyrics continue“Pt and perceptive, though lesshan in the past. The tradition of°f elegance is still pursued,no longer has to prove that>ve it all, by definition, have♦oo. Mitchell has expanded her consciousness a little here to encompasshitherto untreated topics, such as theboredom of being a kept woman.The music on The Hissing... doesn't feellike the poetry. The jazzy accompanimentdiffuses the poetry, like listening to a violinconcerto in one ear and Handet's Messiah inthe other. Her singing is becomingexcessive, too: her effects are effective onlywhen they are not affected. The album'sproblem seems to be one of expectationsunfulfilled: the lyrics ache for fulfillment,the vocals search everywhere forfulfillment, and the band refuses to give usanything at all.Mitchell started out as a song writer,working the traditional modes ofaccompaniment. As her writing progressed,her musical style also evolved, becomingmore individualized and recognizable: herdepartures from it signalled extraordinaryefforts at utilizing music as part of heroverall effect. Thus a song like "Cold BlueSteel Sweet Fire" could numb the listener.The use of jungle drums and a Moog on thenew song "The Jungle Line" seems, bycontrast, repetitive, maddeningly obvious,and self-indulgent.Perhaps Mitchell has progressed as awriter beyond the limits of her musicalcapabilities. Very few people combineconsiderable talents in both the lyrical andthe musical facets of rock. Mitchell ought torealize that she has passed the point whereher music can support her writing talents,especially as her lyrics become moreeconomic and open ended. Any musicalaccompaniment by her, within the limits ofher talent as we have thus far seen it, willnot be able to accompany her new lyrics.The growth of her writing talent has takenher musically beyond the rock idiom.Patti Smith, however, has grasped the music of rock by the tail and pulled hard;hard enough, at least, so that the head turnsaround to find out what is goingon. Smith's immersion in musicalexpression is ironical; unlike Mitchell, whobegan as a songwriter, Smith started as apoet — a working class, un-chic, bi sexual,downers-and-suicide poet. Only within thelast year or so has she begun experimentingwith musical accompaniment for her poetryreadings. Already it is very clear that notonly has she assimilated the characteristicidioms and speech patterns of rock into herlyrics, she has also assimilated the music ofrock into her poetry.The music which is reflected in her workdates from the early sixties, around 1962,and goes up that famous "end of an era," thebreakup of the Beatles. Smith incorporatesboth Black and white music into herperformances, partially because that iswhat was available at the time (Dylan andMotown), and partially because some majorgroups like the Stones were relatively openabout their debt to Black musicians.During the sixties, rock music was a maleprovince. The most well known female wasJanis Joplin, vocalist extraordinare, whosegroans, moans, and cajoling went straight tothe audiences' hearts. After her death, rockmusic evolved enough to encompass whathad been formerly known as folk music.Carole King and Joni Mitchell hit the bigtime rock mainstream with their cerebralsoul-searching. Now, Patti Smith has movedto establish women as rockers, separatefrom the formerly-folkies-now-rockers. Inso doing, she has shifted the emphasis offemale performers in the opposite directionfrom that which it took after Joplin's death; instead of the head, she hits below the belt.The basic pelvic pounding of rock.The most striking point of Smith's album,Horses, is neither the poetry nor the music,though macho woman singers are stillunusual. Smith has recaptured thetheatricality of rock singing, she knows thatlyrics are not sung to the song or to the band,but to an audience. The musical and vocalcadences on numbers like "Free Money"and "Gloria" have a whip-em-up staccatopunch. The band's essentially simple, preBoogie beat is transformed into a forcefulurging to get up and move. She is the firstrocker in a long while who can make alistener want to dance without having to getstoned first.Perhaps her sensitivity to these musicalrhythms is an outgrowth of close attention tothe cadence and meter of her poetry, and theimpact it has when read. However itdeveloped, her singing is the mostrevivifying caterwailing to be uncoveredthis year.So there you have it. Patti Smith has takenthe music away from the $2000 hi-fis and therich bitches in sequined blue jeans whoattend television's awards shows. She hasdone so in a way that most people will findludicrous, offensive or threatening — evencritical acclaim can't push an Intellectual(she's a poet), dangerous (she's bi sexual),and simplistic (primal rock) performer ontoan audience which has been weaned onsweet harmonies and young matronlylyricism. Patti Smith will never make thecover of Time; that she won't is the bestthing that could happen to her music.Women have entered rock, as rockers, andthey have done it right.Symphony Sold OutPersons, some having been there all night, waiting in the lobby of Mandel Hall for theChicago Symphony Concert tickets to go on sale. The tickets were all gone not longafter they were first offered at 10:30 yesterday morning.*Friday, January 9, 1976 —The Chicago Maroon - 5Gateways toCiticorp careers... in one of the world’s most aggressivelyinnovative financial organizations.Match your specialized trainingand interests to the immediateresponsibility offered by any ofthese widely diversified opera¬tions.Consumer Services GroupImplements Citicorp’s commitment to the finan¬cial needs of individuals and households throughdiverse services and the continuing developmentof new hanking and financial technologies.New York Banking DivisionProvides comprehensive retail hanking servicesin New York State. 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Specialization in account]ing or corporate finance helpful in this arefrom which future top management is ‘drawn. , frequentljCorporate ManagementSupport DepartmentRepresentatives of First National City Bankvisit your campus on the above date. See y<bPlacement Office for further information andarrange an interview appointment. If you are Jable to meet with us when we’re on campus,in detail specifying area of interest, to:Relations Department.Small corporate staff reporting to and servilCiticorp’s president and other members of Tnior Management. It is responsible for all irnal financial controls and management reviewMembers of the staff will have contact withmembers of Senior Management of Chicor®.The Corporate Management Support Depa®llment is looking for highly analytical, aggressMBA’s who are interested in finance and finai^jcial control. Within twelve to twenty-months, it is expected that analysts in this'partment will move on to assignments withi]Citicorp’s line management areas.6 - The Chicago Maroon — Friday, January 9, 1976eonard Cohen and Mass Appeal"Travelling Lady" and "The Stranger" inthe soundtrack of Robert Altman's McCabeand Mrs. Miller, he has never achieved thetype of "general" popularity one mightexpect from an artist of his talent.Even more ironic is that the majorobstacle to Cohen's wider popularity is thesame barrier that has restricted thereadership of Pound's poetry — acomplexity of allusion and image thatmakes the works accessible only afteractive participation by the listener.Cohen's recent appearance at the QuietKnight on Belmont gave Chicagoans a rarechance to attend a live presentation of hisdensely constructed craft.The dim red lights drifting through thesuspended cigarette smoke combined wellwith Cohen's almost droning, monotonicstyle of singing, and helped conjure upimages of a monk chanting in some deep,inscence and candlelight-filled catacomb.Cohen's physical appearance furthered thisliturgical aspect, his tall, gaunt figurecombined with his serious on-stagedemeanor — unsmiling, eyes gazing intosome nebulous distance — to bring to mindthe picture of a priest, as did the title of hisnewest album, New Skin For the OldCeremony (Columbia), whose songs madeup about a third of the concert.This priest image is fundamental toCohen's poetry. Much of the effect of hissongs arises from his juxtaposition ofexplicitly sacred images — from bothEastern and Western religions andespecially from Christianity — with themost profane imagery. Thus his songs havesaints drooling, poker becoming a HolyGame, and even Santa Claus contemplatingsuicide.To augment this air of incongruity, hissongs are full of off-beat rhythms, withunexpected internal rhymes disruptingexpectations even further. He even repeatsphrases — e.g., the "I need you, I don't needyou" refrain from his moving song for JanisJoplin, "Chelsea Hotel" — the way a monk might repeat an incantation, but repeating :the lines in a way and in a context that <icompletely distorts their original meanings. CThe result of all these things is quite <istriking. For those who manage to follow Mhim through the difficulties, Cohen creates a ;new way of looking at things. Indeed, by '*creating new ways of putting words and <images together, he creates a new language, *a language that seems to transcend •ordinary usage, creating bridges between -previously unconnected ideas, and offeringunique insights. It is interesting that, in cterms of techniques and results, Cohen'swork is not dissimilar from some of the workof T.S. Eliot, especially works such as TheWaste Land and Ash Wednesday.As with Eliot's poems, it is true thatCohen's songs take a bit of work on the partof the listener. However, considering thatpoetry of the high quality of Cohen's songs isalways rare, it is surprising that morepeople don't make the attempt necessary toappreciate his works. It suggests that mostpeople don't fully appreciate anothersaying, one even more ancient thanPound's; "You get nothing for nothing."The Xv JournalMWIM r» CtlT»CJ» Mt’« MTSeditorPaul M. MillerstaffMiles Archer Suzanne ListerGwendolen Cates C.J. MeyersKaren Heller Jonathan MeyersohnW.T. Hobson Harold RichardsBarry J. Kaplovitz Mike SingerJohn Lanahan Dean ValentineThe Grey City journal is published each Fridayduring the regular academic year as part ot theChicago Maroon Inquiries concerning subscriptionsand advertising should be addressed to BusinessManaqer, 1212 E 59th St , Chicago, III 60637 TheEditor invites commentsBRENT HOUSEEcumenical Student Center, 5540 WoodlawnSUNDAY EVENING5:00 Underground Church6:00 Supper $1.257:00 Winter Quarter theme:Values for Human SurvivalJan. 11th: MANKIND AT THE TURNING POINTRichard Puething, DirectorInstitute on the Church in Urban Industrial SocietyPrayer Group - Brent HouseEvensong - Bond ChapelEucharist - Bond ChapelLutheran/Catholic Dialogue(Calvert House in Jan., Brent House in Feb)Friday 4:30-6:00 Sherry Hour - Brent HouseMonday 8:00 pmTuesday 4:30Thursday noonThursday 7:30February 4, 11, 18 Theological Forum"Faith & the Human Venture♦ * *Chaplains Jurgensen and Judsonavailable at Brent House #753-3392Chaplain Bouldin #363-7080Friday, January 9, 1976 — The Chicago Moroon - 7TheGreyCityJournal GR£Y G4PWe Have Met the EnemyWhat is winter like in Chicago? A friend ofours relates the following story:When I told my room-mate that Lake4- Michigan is at it's best during the winter,she didn't believe me. So, that night, a weekor so ago, we left the library at 11:30 in mycar and headed for the Lake.Late at night.like it was is the only timewhen it's possible to negotiate the 56th St.entrance to the Drive. We headed N fromthere and stopped momentarily at the 52ndSt. parking area, but, since we were unableto actually see anything, continued up to the38th St. parking area, which is a successionof small paved spots, every other one ofwhich is usually under water.For some reason I took one mostlycovered with ice in which to stop. Therereally didn't seem to be any danger,however, and we left the car, engine andheater running and lights on, and headed forthe concrete and limestone block shoreline.It was very cold and we could see that asheet of ice lay subtely over the hugeexpanse of water, calm due to the lack ofwind. But also covered with ice waseverything else in sight, making itdangerous to attempt to stand. After a fewmoments we returned to the warm car andeverything seemed peaceful. The thought ofthe immense Lake tamed by winterdominated my thoughts.However, it wasn't after many tries atbacking out that I realized the car wouldn'tmake it off the ice without a little humanhelp. And even though my room-mate hadno driver's license, I instructed her on thefine art of revving the engine slightly andslowly letting out the clutch so that I couldpush with my hands at the same time. Butwhen she took the driver's seat she revved itmuch too hard and then, while having theaccelerator depressed, stalled the engine.When I tried to start it again it, horribly,refused. Several tries produced the samedisheartening sound.There we were, stalled by ourselves on adeserted Lake Michigan shore in the middle of the night. It was 12:00 when I finallydecided to flag down a police car andrequest some aid.The policemen, both white, were full ofwonderful advice: "What are you doinghere? You're in trouble. We're the only 4white poeple around," the mused. "Theseare all housing projects here," one saidwhile gesturing to the West. "They'll breakinto your car for sure if you leave it herelong. I wouldn't come down here at night —and I've got a gun."I requested some transportation. "Well, Idon't know what we can do." I suggestedthey take us both to an allnight gas stationon Cornell Ave. where I could arrange forsome help and my roommate could get away home. Hesitatingly, the cops agreed. Iwanted to get away trom them now, sincethey were quite rude, and asked them for nomore help after they took us there, eventhough I saw clearly that the station was, infact, closing and would offer no realassistance."There's nothing I can do for you," themanager told me. I reminded him that hisad in the Yellow pages proclaimed '24-hourwrecker service' and he said "I don't give ashit what that says." I convinced him to tellme where I could call and, after gaining hispermission to stay inside the station to makephone calls I reached someone who couldutter more than just the word "No.""I'm supposed to have a driver in at 12:00,the man at the other end said. "But he's nothere yet. As soon as he comes in I'll havehim go out to your car." Great. It was now1:00. My room-mate left and walked homeand I was left to get back to my car and waitfor the tow truck. Waiting, and knowing allthe while that you are very vulnerable tothieves, is extremely frustrating.The taxi driver whom I hailed wouldn'tbelieve where I wanted to go and hesitatedabout making the final turn to the parkinglots. We waited, and waited, and at 10 centsevery 45 seconds it was beginning to get alittle expensive. I had only $8 in my wallet tobegin with and it was beginning to look like a very small amount. When 1:30 came I askedhim to take me to the gas station where thedriver was supposed to come from. After wegot there I had only $3 left. The policeman'swarning—"If you leave it here all night it'llbe broken into for sure"—echoed in mymind.An old man was sleeping in a chair in thecorner, awakening only every few minutesto complain about the cold. The stationmanager sat and whistled, rising every 10minutes or so to answer the call for gas of acar that pulled in. At this time of day it'smostly taxis.He told me that the driver still hadn'tshown up. "Last night he was here at thistime" he said. "Can't you call him?" Iasked. He did, rousing the driver from asound sleep. "He'll be here in a fewminutes." I wondered how many a few couldbe.I asked him if he got held up much, beingopen all night. "Not yet," he answered witha smile. The old man laughed.Finally the driver showed up at about 2:00His friendly and confident manner relaxedmy fears, though I still imagined my carsans battery and tires. "I'll tell you whodoes the stealing," he said to me on the wayback to the Lake. "It's the policemen if it'sanybody. And if they don't do it themselvesthen they have someone to do it for them.The whole city is on the take."I remembered how the policeman warnedme that damage to my car was inevitable,seemingly not aware of the fact that he wasthe one supposed to protect it from thethieves.Convinced that my car would need a tow, Ihad decided that I would ask the driver totow me to another station nearer my house.But he diagnosed the trouble—ice in thecarburator and flooded cylinders—andbefore long the car was started and off theice. I looked around me at the bleakness andthe dark and realized what a thin and easilycrossed line exists between safety andinjury for city dwellers.It was now 2:45, 3 hours since I had left thelibrary. 3 hours of worry and of cold, and oftrying to convince a reluctant world to giveme some help. After thanking and payingthe driver I left, went home, alone now, andstill nervous, but thankful that nothinghad happened, and fell asleep. I don't thinkI'll ever again be as dumb as I was thatnight."CHECK OUR NEWEVERYDAY LOWAAAGIC PRICES The Old Home TownDid you realize that Hyde parkconservative Community? NottM^Scourse, but sexually?♦hisWe witnessed the proof 0fwhen we went to see the Cycip c?their shown at the Playboy t 'called, simply, the Towers)V?the bizarre show - 9 singingguys dressed in drag, compISbreasts, sequinned G strings Ispiked-heels, and outrageous mhair styles — that opened our *1the audience.Sure, we've all been on N. Lincmbefore. And public affection"homosexuals is okay witheverybody these days. But when*time you attended a sho*transvestites had more than i,,representation in the audience’ wwaiter wouldn't serve youweren't conspicuously bi- or hWhere you, who are used to cmyourself unconventional iappearance, suddenly fe|f v<fashioned? Such as the case in thBallroom several Saturday nightsThe Sluts themselves wer<amusing. They sang and dancedancon and told bad jokes and himusicians backing them up, but htheir efforts was all that muchljjust a mature. However, the audienflleast that segment seated near <couldn't have cared less what the,the show was. They got their kicksthem vociferously, from the who!concept of the Cycle Sluts. They —they applauded, they called out!meaningful phrases, and a pienthusiastic gentleman even mextract a wet kiss from one Slutparaded past him and down the_The Sluts are gone from Chicago!we'll leave it to others to decidemales should find it so terribly atsee the female sex put down so. Icame along the Outer Drive thatnthe whole thing was over, we cotiLbut wondering if such a thing woulflvery big around here and think!conservative, staid, and old fashiot®Park can really be.—PaulGolden Ripe COLOMBIA Patrick CudahyBANANAS13*. BEER(warm only)6 CansReg. $1.34 SLICED ,,,BACON l1 L«Long Island COUNTRY DELIGHTDUCKS 69* u.(parts missing) 109 CHOCOLATE QQCFLAVORED O VMILK Re8- 0uar,WHILE SUPPLY LASTS JL miLi\ 55,STORE HOURSMonday-Wedn esdayThursday and FridaySaturdaySunday 9 a.m. to 7:30 p.m.9 a.m. to 8 p.m.9 a.m. to 7 p.m.9 a.m. to 3 p.m.HYDE PARK CO-OP SUPERMARKET I1526 E. 55th STREET8 - The Chicago AAaroon — Friday, January 9, 1976' of thiS(-Vcle sim^ r0l„5)- Buj j9ing arv.^Plete |r<ngs,0US "lato0ur eVes|1 Lir>coln,ectionvittl prjJwhenwasl1 show ithanience? iou0r homo.a to cmonalfelt v«a$e in jy nights |!s werjlsncedandlandup- but jmuch l•e audi«f near i'hat the qeir kicks,Jhes. They <Hied ovt]i avenme Slut im theaChicago ij> decide]’ribly iwn so. I'e thatrwe iing wouldnd thinld-fashia—Pauti Lit W€€K in TH€ 4RT9 r tt • • fThe 4M Companynee Tonight, t Activities Office ise St3 dance tonight in Ida Noyesmrin9 f f admission is 75 cents, theThe?" „4W Company," recentlyEd Levi Halloweenthea at tne curnia, Bash, and that's no give!ConcertI rharlston, classical and jazzInd auitarist extraordinaire, andfa Brown, pianist, will present af nbfprt next Thursday in ReynoldsK Lounge. The Fireside Concert' "in at 8:00 p.m.Tom Rush%Why is this man , . . uh, . . . well, youknow. If he's the real Tom Rush, and notjust some crackpot (which he might besince there are a lot of people who go in forthis "you are what you eat" schtick), thenyou know that he graduated fromHarvard, and once you know that, pot¬sitting doesn't seem out of character. Potor not, he sings circles around anyone elsewho went to school there. At Amazingrace,tonigh through Sunday, shows at 8 and 11.Campus FilmCEF offers: Burn, directedPontecorvo. Starring MarlonSaturday at 7:15 and 9:30. by GilloBrando, , Doc offers: Monty Python and the HolyGrail (1975), directed by Terry Jones andTerry Gilliam. It's gross in parts, boring ina few, ridiculous throughout, and if youlike the television show you'll probablylike this tale of medieval England, orsomething. Root for the French tonight at6:00, 7:45, 9:30, and 11:15.Touch of Evil (1958), directed by OrsonWelles. Finally in its uncut version, this filmfilm features Welles as a fat cop, CharlstonHeston, Janet Leigh, Marlene Dietrich,Mercedes McCambridge, and others.Sunday at 7:15 and 9:30.A Man's Castle (1933), directed byFrank Borzage. Spencer Tracy andLoretta Young fall in love during hheDepression. First in the series of thisdirector's films, Tuesday at 7:30. Ten From Your Show of Shows (1974).Sid Ceasar pantomimes, sings and dancesin this collection of ten skits originallywritten by Mel Brooks for the 'fiftiestelevision show Your Show of Shows. Thiscomes highly recommended onWednesday at 7:15 and 9:30.Sun PercussionThe Chicago Front is sponsoring thesecond of their Great Black Music Seriesof concerts this Saturday. Featured in aSun Percussion Solo Concert will be DonMoye. Also appearing will be JosephJarman, Marilyn Lashlay and OliverLake. Admission is $2 for students withidentification as such and $3 for others; theconcert will begin at 8:00 in the CloisterClub of Ida Noyes Hall.KARATEIEMONSTRATIONIda Noyes HallMonday, Jan. 12 7 PMU.C. Karate ClubWelcomes new members.Beginner's classes startWed., Jan. 14for more information: call241-7738 A delightful film and anunusual one a true delight:JEFFREY LYONS CBS RadioShare this rare filmexperience withsomeone you love-“ A warm and funnyand touching tale:'juDiih CHif)T Safii-'tov ric«ie*Yossi Yadm is superb'ANN GUAMN0 Daily News LiesMyFatherCniumhM fVtures presrntv Jin k.idar Kilm.“UKS MY FATHKR TOl.b MK'StamngYosa Yadinw ith l-m Unman M,ink n |jKht>iiinr. 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Lill Street477-0701 or 666-3344Friday, January 9, 1976 —The Chicago Maroon - 9TheGreyCityJournalTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO CAMPUS BUS SERVICEFALL, WINTER AND SPRING QUARTERS (Effective September 15, 1975 through June 11, 1976)Buses are dearly identified by a sign reading "CAMPUS BUS." Upon signal from a patron,buses will stop to take on or discharge passengers at any intersection or University Building. Buses will operate as stated below, Monday through Friday, except on official University hol'dSchedules are subject to change without notice.Because of legal restrictions, use of this transportation serviceis limited to members of the University faculty, staff, andstudents. Passengers will be admitted to the vehicle upon.urrendering a ticket to the driver except on the MINI BUSwhere University identification must be presented. The driverwill not be permitted to accept cash or to sell tickets. Identifi¬cation as a student, faculty member, or employee will be re¬quired when purchasing tickets. One-ride tickets at 20 centseach and Monthly Commutation tickets at $6.00 each for the(N) NORTH-SOUTH(20 cent tickets)Monday through Friday except on University Holidays(Approximately 30 minutes round trip under normal drivingconditions. Stops at all intersections upon signal from patron'ROUTEThe A M. bus starts at 48th and Greenwood, proceeds East on48th to Dorchester; South on Dorchester to 53rd, East on 53rdto Harper; South on Harper to 54th Place; West on 54th Placeto Blackstone; South to 55th; West to Dorchester; South onDorchester to 56th St.; East on 56th to Lake Park; South onLake Park to 57th St.; West on 57th to Dorchester; South to58th; West to Kimbark; South to 59th A Kimbark, then Weston 59th to Ellis; South on Ellis to 60th; East on 60th to Wood-lawn; North on Woodlown to Westbound Midway Drive, Westto Ellis, North to 57th; East to University; North to E. HydePark Blvd.; East to Woodlown; North to 49th; West to Green¬wood; and North to 48th St., the A M. Storting Point.NOTE P.M. Buses start on 59th between Kenwood and Kim¬bark but run the same route.SCHEDULEAMStarts at 48th A GreenwoodN-l 710 N-2 7 217 50 7 518 20 8 218 50 8:519 20 -last trip ends at 57fh & UniversityP.MStorts on 59th between Kenwood A KimbarkN-4 12 00* N-5 - 2 20*12 30* 3:25* —„ 3 26 2 50*1:00* 4 05 — 4:06 3 20*1 30* 4 35 - 4 36 4 002:05* 5:05 — 5 06 4:302:35* 5 35 2 36* - 5.00 XLast trip ends at 57th A Dorchester* These runs not mode during interim periods December 15lh throughJanuary 2nd and Morch 22nd through Morch 26th WHO MAY RIDE"N" A "E" routes and at 30 cents each ride or Monthly Com¬mutation rate of $9.00 each for the "S" route are sold at thefollowing Locations:Bursar's Office (5801 Ellis Avenue)Billings Hospital, Cashier's Office (950 E. 59th St.)University Bookstore (5750 Ellis Avenue)Bloine Hall, Room 105 (1362 E. 59th St.)International House, Information Desk (1414 E. 59fh St.)ROUTES AND SCHEDULES(E) EAST-WEST-BROADVIEW(20 cent tickets)Monday through Friday except on University Holidays(Approximately 30 minutes round trip)Upon signal from patron, Buses will stop to take on or dis¬charge passengers at any intersection or University Buildingon the route.ROUTEStarting in the A M. ot 55th and Cornell, Bus proceeds Northto E Hyde Park Blvd., East to S. Hyde Park Blvd., South to54th St., East to South Shore Drive, South to 55th, West toS Hyde Park Blvd., South to 57th St. Drive, S.W. to 57th &Stony, South to 59th & Stony (the P.M. Storting Point), Weston 59th to Cottage Grove, North to 57th, East to Stony, Northto 56th, West to lake Pork, North to 55th, East to Cornell,the A M. Starting Point.SCHEDULEAM. runs start at 55th A CornellAME-l Reynolds Club, Attendant's Desk (5706 University Ave)low School, Receptionist's Desk (1121 E. 60th St.)Mops and Schedules available at the above locationsNO refunds on lost or unused commutation tickets. "$" rout*tickets are accepted on all routes).NOTE: See separate maps lor Evening MINI BUS Services(S) SOUTH SHORE-SOUTHCAMPUS(30 cent tickets)Monday through Friday except on University Holidays(Approximately 60 minutes round trip under normal drivingconditions. Stops at all intersections upon signal from patron)ROUTEThe A M. bus starts at 67th and Jeffery and proceeds Southon Jeffery to 76th Street, East on 76th Street to Coles AvenueNorth West on Coles to 73rd Street; West on 73rd Street toluella Avenue, North on luella through 71st St. onto Cron-don, then North on Crandon to 68th Street; West on 68thStreet to Stony Island, North on Stony Island through JacksonPark Drive to 59th and Stony Island Ave. (the P.M. STARTINGPOINT); then West on 59th St. to University Ave.; North onUniversity to 57th St.; West on 57th St. to Ellis Ave.; Southon Ellis Ave. to 60th St.; East on 60th Street to Stony IslondSouth on Stony to 63rd St., the Elevated Station, Eost on 63rd6 05 F-2 - Point, where the normal route is agoin6 35 KJ0 7 007 05 3tK> 7 30 SCHEDULE7 35 A 58 AM.8:05 WO o A M Starts at 67th A Jeffery8:35 ~ 9 00 s-t art* 6:05 s-2LastP M. trip endsruns start at 57that 59th A StonyP.ME-3 1:20*1 50* (Tues.(Tues. Only) E-4Only) & UniversityX These runswill end at55th 6cUniversityaftercompletingfull roundtrip.* These runs not mode during interim periods. December 15th throughJonuory 2nd ond Morch 22nd through Morch 26th3:454 154 455 :15 -X jna8 15 8:05Last trip ends ot 60th A StonyP.MP M. Starts at 59th A StonyS-4 120* (Tues. Only) $-5 *2Qt •‘40 iMscwgk• 40 HXR2:20*3:20*4 155152 203 204 305 25Last trip ends at 68th & Stony* These runs not made during interim periods. December 15th throughJanuary 2nd ond Morch 22nd through Morch 26thThe University ot Chicago"Free"Evening Mini Bus ServiceWinter 1976 • Effective date—January 5, 1976 through June 11, 1976There are lour routes—A, B, C and D. each requiring JOminuter for a round trip. All four routes START and endon the 57th Street side of the Regenstein Library on thehalf hour.Except for University Holidays, MINI BUSES will op¬erate seven days per week over the routes shown tie lowfrom 6 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. On Holidays, two buses willcover all four routes. Service starts at 5 p.m. on Satur¬days.The MINI BUSES are clearly identified by an illumi¬ nated sign reading U of C MINI BUS (A), (B), (C) or (D).Upon signal drivers will stop at any University Buildingto take on passengers.This service is provided FREE OF CHARGE to Faculty,Staff and Students of the University of Chicago uponpresentation of University Identification.Pick up your MINI BUS route maps at the Bursar'sOffice, Billings Cashier's Office, Bookstore, Blaine 105,International House Information Desk, Reynolds ClubDesk and the Law School Receptionist's Desk.A" ROUTE "B" ROUTE "C" ROUTEStarts at Regenstein Lihrars Starts at Regenstein Starts at RegensteinW'est to Ellis West to Ellis West to EllisSouth to 59th North to 56th North to 55th (5518 Ellis)West to Maryland (Billings) East to University East to KenwoodNorth around W\ler to 57th A Drexel North to 55th tPierce! North to 54th St.West on 57th to Cottage dnterns Res.) East to Kimbark East to HarperNorth on Cottage to 5bth North lo 5 Jrd St. South to 54th Place (Harper SurtiEast on 5bth to Maryland East to Kenwocxt West to BlackstoneSouth on Maryland to 58th North to Hvde Park BKd South to 55thWest on 58th to Cottage (Nurses Res.) East to Dorc hester West to Dorc hesterSouth on Cottage to bOth South to 54th St. East to CornellEast on 60th to Drexel East to Blac k stone North to 54th St.South on Drexel to blst iNurses Res.) North to 5 trd St East to South ShoR* DriveEast on blst to Ingleside East to Cornell South to 55th (Shoreland)North on Ingleside to bOth 1 Faculty Housing) North to Hvde Park Blvd West to S. Hvde Park BlvdEast to Stonv (Burton-ludson & Platsance) West to Blac kstone South to 5bth (Broadview)North to 59lh North to 49th SI West to Lake Park (Windermere)West to Blackstone iBreckmrtdge. A Int'l House) West to Dorchester South to 57thNorth to 58th (Blackstone Hall) South to Hvde Park Blvd West to Regenstein (5700 Dorc hester)West to Kimbark West to Wcx>dlawnSouth to 59th (Woodward Court) South to 57thWe-l to University dda Novesl West to RegensteinNorth to 57thWest to RegensteinFurther information moy b« obtained from the Plant Department, 960 East 5fth St»e t 753-3 082. "D" ROUTEStarts at RegensteinWest to EllisNorth to 54th PlaceWest to InglesideNorth to 5frd (Boucher)West to DrexelSouth to 54th StEast to UniversityNorth to E. Hvde Park BlvdEast to Wood lawnNorth to 49th SiEast to KenwoodNorth to 48thEast to Dors hesterNorth to Parking Lot TurnarounSouth to 48th StWest to GreenwoodSouth to 55thWest to EllisSouth to S 7thEast to Hull Court GateSouth through Campus CircleEast to UniversityNorth to 57thWest to RegensteinE. I, MILLER, Director, Plont Op*'10 • Th« Chicago Maroon — Friday, Jonuory 9,1976'rom Student in Berlin:‘Combatting Systems of Mass Happiness’J's^note: Mr. Green is a Ph.D.i in Art History, presently in Berlin■arching his dessertation. He sent uson his impressions of the dividedL0St palpable sense of artificialitytes the cityscape on both sides of the* ,\ Berlin is not a city in the usual■ uhe word, but a gigantic expositioninhere two combatting systems ofLpiness display their achievementsZs In ^e East, the dreary streetsfverlaid with brightly colored,fling pronouncements; posters andI. banners announce solidaritypfheSocialist nations and among thesied peoples of the world. In the West,, new buildings are as playful and|j,antjal looking as world's fair0, neon lettering announces theircial output of West European and(can firms. It seems paradoxical thatper cent, perhaps, of this neonjog has to do with insurance of one kindijer. For social security is the mostLd built-in feature of the systemUe Wall.xtoxes seem to be a fact of life injBerlin. The erection of the infamousnow almost fifteen years old, served[ely to underscore a division which hasI in the city for almost a hundred■ Western half of Berlin, becauseistrial pollution and because ofg winds which blow from East tolisthe more physically desirable halftraditional province of moniedThe Eastern half on the other handa for the grandiose official buildings-eign embassies on Unter den LindenInder the Linden Trees" — hasanally housed factories and blocks of■s'flats. Divided Berlin still reflects| historical differences. Remaining examples of alt Bau or pre-war constructionin West Berlin are frequently luxuryapartment buildings with rococo facadesand marble entry halls in imitation ofParisian hotels de ville. Domestic alt Bau inEast Berlin presents a different pictureentirely. There, monotonous lines ofapartment blocks seem to extend intoinfinity, generating a sense of uneasinessakin to cityscapes by de Chirico. Thesmooth, stuccoed over tacades of EastBerlin buildings hide war battered windowpediments and architectural sculpture.The commercial center of West Berlin inthe storied Kurfustendamm, an extremelybroad thoroughfare winding West from theKaiser Wilhelm Church (kept in its ruinedstate as an anti-war monument) to theGrunewald forest. The Kurfustendammgenerates at maximum intensity the shrilland polychromed artificiality of life in WestBerlin. Moving along the street is likemoving through an explosion of confetti.Both new and old buildings are painted inbright contrasting colors, a treatment whichtends to dematerialize building mass and tomake even ponderous alt Bau almostbouyant. Passing double decker buses arelikewide brightly painted all over. Paintinghere works in conjunction with commercialadvertising, the names of products floatingon backgrounds ot zebra stripes or paisley.Shop windows and glass kiosks are stuffed toexploding with all the luxury goods ot theWestern world. Food and drink, it is notsurprising — considering the midway-likecharacter of the street — are available atevery turn. Schnell Imbiss, or quick snack,stands dispense four or five kinds of wurst,goulash topped with sour cream, and frenchfries laced with mayonnaise. Through thewindows of glassed-in cafes and deluxeKonditoreis one sees elaborate layer cakesand fashionably dressed ladies spooningwhipped cream into their coffee.For the price of a movie,you’ll feel like a millionMetro-Goldwyn-Mayer presentsa Ray Stark production of a Herbert Ross Film, liter Matthau & George Burns * Neil SimonsThe Sunshine Boys” co-starring Richard Benjaminpanavision*Metrocolor • Screenplay by Neil SifTIOn • Produced by Ray Stark-IHPm "ov1Herbert RossMGM x 'C—lurgGourt THEATRE Mow330 (AST OHIO STRICT /V/ A \uStt2 Block* ( •# Michigan Av«. rUKflNiJ The only reminder of reality here — andthe most characteristic feature, perhaps, ofGerman life generally — is the painstakingorder with which this apparently Dionysianabandon is systematized and laid out.Plaques at each bus stop announce not onlyscheduled stops, but also times of arrivaland departure. Menus posted outside cafesshow not only prices (including tax andservice), but also the size, in grams, of theportions served inside. A passion for clarityand order seems to underlie everthing andto make the street look like an instructiveillustration in a book for six year olds. The importance given to order has a veryunpleasant side, however, as one rapidlydiscovers when dealing with bus drivers andpost office clerks. The greatest sin inGermany is to have disobeyed or (worse) tohave misunderstood the ordering rules.Basic vocabulary for every tourist shouldinclude Streien Sie nicht mich an, or "Stophollering at me."To stroll the Kurfustendamm, however, isto understand only one aspect of life in WestBerlin. In the poorer, unpublicized districtslive thousands of German pensioners and(continued on page 8)Cafe Kranzler on the KurfurstendammNORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITYPROGRAMOffers a Specially-Designed Winter Course to Meet theSpecific Reading, Study, Exam and Term-Paper Needs ofStudents Enrolled in the Following Departmental Courses:iPhilosophy, Psychology, and Sociology ;”Inquire at the Speed Reading Program OfficePHONE 492-3313 1902 SHERIDAN RD.STUDENT CO-OPstill hassome of this quarter'stexts left in addition toits recently restockedshelves.OPEN9:30 - 6 M-F10-4 Sat.in the Reynolds Club BasementFriday, January 9, 1976 —The Chicago Maroon -11fheGrevCityJournal-It Viil ll'-fWIini*WiTTHllITlWi 'w ;saai?fisi*.5x.un2iiaoaiMs'1*East Berlin: Haupstadt of the DDRStudent in Berlin(continued from page 7)foreign Gastarbeiters, or "Guest Workers."These latter are mostly Turks who flock toWest Berlin to do all the dirty work, thegarbage collection and dangerousconstruction jobs, which West Germans willno longer consider doing. In the crumblingstreets of Kruezberg and Wedding one seesTurkish travel agencies, restaurants,grocery shops and bars. The Turksthemselves stand out unmistakeably as firstgeneration immigrants, the mustachioedmen in round peaked caps, the women withkerchiefs tied under their chins. More oftenthan not, however, the Gastarbeiters showevidence of new money and a materiallybetter life. Perhaps it is a leather jacket oran outsized transistor radio. This is the living dimension of capitalism in WestBerlin, the opportunity which it affords foroutsiders. One could argue, of course, thatthe use of imported labor is a form ofimperialism and that the capitalistic WestGermans are merely exploitingunderdeveloped lands. There aresignificantly, however, no nigglingrestrictions (as in Switzerland and France)on how long a Gastarbeiter may remain inGermany or on which members of hisfamily he may bring along. And it is to thecredit of the West Berliners that one neverhears a word spoken against Gastarbeiterswho might easily be the butt of prejudiceand jibes.The commercial center of East Berlin isthe Alexanderplatz, or Alex. Here stateThe television broadcasting tower, affectionately known as the "lump."12 - The Chicago Maroon — Friday. January 9, 1976 The Cathedral of Kaiser Wilhelm, still in its bombed-out state.owned department stores and specialtyshops surround the ungraceful televisiontower which West Berliners havenicknamed "the lump." The feeling here,more so even than in West Berlin, is that ofan impermanent exposition. The modernbuildings skirting the Alex, like those alongthe Kurtustendamm, have reflecting glassand metal surfaces which yield animpression of almost etherial transience.The sprawling, two-story entrance to thetelevision tower houses exhibition halls,snack bars and a visitor information booth.As the focal point of the Alexanderplatz, thetower calls to mind world's fair architecturein Seattle and Paris.The world's fair feeling is intensified by anumber of specialty shops selling theproducts of Communist block counties. Anunusual, almost inside-out sense ofcosmopolitanism emerges from displays inthese shops, for Cuban tobacco andAlbanian embroidery are almost never seenin the West. Signs here proclaimingsolidarity between the Socialist nations alsoproclaim the symbolic, expo like value ofthe goods in the stores. The items for saleare not consumer goods, but books ofcolored photographs and articles of aspecial or souvenir nature. Nobody seems tobe buying anything at all.The state run department stores areentirely different. One is surprised here, aseverywhere in East Berlin, by the lack ofcommercial lettering on the facades ofbuildings. Only the logc* "C," standing for"Centrum," is stamped on the twodepartment store fronts. Inside, one isfurther surprised by the crowds and by theprofuseness of consumer goods for sale.Clothes and furniture seem to be stodgeyimitations of last year's successful modelsin Paris and New York. In this sense the"Centrum" establishments are very muchlike Sears Roebuck and Montgomery Ward.One sees, in fact, the identical framed prints(Van Gogh's Sunflowers) and Scandinavianknick knacks which are for sale in theAmerican Midwest.If one is reminded, at times, of America,however, such memories are very quickly dispelled. It may be a counter ofwoven by "our brothers" in Viet Nairpair of school children collectingipolitical prisoners in Chile. Again andjone is surprised by reminders that theJline here is diametrically opposed totnthe United States. Signs in the streets)"1975 — Thirty Years FreedomFascism" and "Berlin — Capital iGerman Democratic Republic."proclamations contradict history as]taught and reality as it is officially dejin the States. An American inBerlin streets can only feel dislocateiuneasy. The lack of vehicularredoubles this dream like feelinunreality. The unhurried pedestrians!to move in slow-motion and an eeriesi|seems to hang in the air.Passing West from the Alexander!along Unter den Linden one approachWall itself. It is not possible on theside to get closer than two or three Ifrom the Wall. Near the border flarge empty spaces between oldand armed Vopos or "People's Police]warnings to stay back. On a low hill1was once a building site and issomewhat overgrown public parkman is looking across the electrified!wire in the direction of West Berlin!Philharmonic Hall. He does notWestern passport which would permijto pass the three sets of border guardsjFriedrichstrasse elevated train ito pass over the Wall to the West. Iti$lthat a distance of perhaps three hullfeet and a document with perhapsmostly empty pages should dictatedestiny of this man. His plight, howevjprecisely that of Germany andespecially of its paradoxical, on*1capital, Berlin. Accidents of geo?history have caused the German nationsandwiched between two comp1superpowers with opposed idM1positions. Berlin is not a city, but a shfor the products of two embattled systsocial organization. It is a living syour times.I'COPUS Chapter Formed^ntatives for theof Independent andUniversity StudentsPUS) met w,tl? MJ’fhan Kiel nbard,"0 the President,“T Charles O’Connell.president and Dean ofInts to discuss theation of a UC campuser of COPUS.[ee Weissmann, fromUniversity of Penn-nia and Mr. Chip?ter from UC, con-on plans to begin the[work for the COPUSUS is an organizationr twenty independent11e schools that;ents the voice oflts in Washington.itly, COPUS is at-!ng to insure thatlion, due to expire thisdealing with federaland loans to in-ient universities willie as in the past,re is,' however,ng opposition inment to any increaserally subsidized loansapts due to therious image thate institutions areJ1, O’Connell felt thatPIZZAPLATTER1460 E. 53rdMl 3-2800,ST DELIVERYiND PICKUP COPUS would serve a verynecessary function forprivate education. Theorganization, he felt, wouldhelp establish the image thata larger cross-section of thestudent population than isbelieved attends institutionssuch as the University ofChicago.A report by the AmericanCouncil of Education justreleased noted that in 1974,16% of private universitiesoperated with deficitbudgets. This number in¬creased to 34% in 1975, in¬dicating a deterioratingfinancial picture for privateinstitutions.COPUS attempts topresent information to keylegislators in the hope ofmaintaining current fiscalcommitments to these in¬stitutions.The grass-rootsorganization on each campusprovides information tostudents on the state offederal loan programs andthe financial situation of therespective university. Thismaterial is in turn passed onto Washington to aid in theformulation of testimonythat COPUS presents tovarious CongressionalCommittees.OAK FURNITURE-ANTIQUESDesksTablesChairsDressersBookcasesMuchMoreWe Also DoRefinishingPRICESFOR ALL STUDENTS & FACULTY MEMBERSJust present your University ofChicago Identification card.As Students or Faculty Members ofthe University of Chicago you are en¬titled to special money savingdiscount prices on all materials used 'on Volkswagen Service Work, allVolkswagen Parts, Accessories andany new or used Volkswagen you buyfrom Volkswagen South Shore.VOLKSWAGENrized*agen SOUTH SHORE7334 S. Stony IsfondOpen Doily 9 A M. to 9 PMOpen Soturdoy Soles 9 A.M.-SP.M.Pons - 9 A.M.-12 NoonPhono; 288-4900 SPORTSVarsity SqueaksBy AlumniBy Ed ConnerIn a game that can best bedescribed as ineptly played,the 1976 Chicago Maroonsdefeated the U C alumni 70-63. An array of formerMaroons spanning the pastquarter century congregatedin the gloomy confines of theFieldhouse to test the mettleof the current crop ofhoopsters.Shooting percentages forboth teams were quite low,but the “run-and-gun” paceof the game made for areasonably high score. Thealums made it close in theclosing minutes as JeiryClark (’74) and DennisWaldon (’69) teamed up for25 second half points. Also onhand to re-enact their days ofglory were Bill Gray (’50),Steve Altman (’67), RandyDietz (’69), and FrankEdwards (’74).The present day Maroonslooked a bit old and stalethemselves, but managed tooutscore their disorganizedopponents. The mastermindof the victory was CoachJohn Angelus as he unveiledthe now famous “abajo”play which he claims to havedeveloped while doing timewith the U.S. Army inPanama. The alums werewithout the services of aEYE EXAMINATIONSFASHION EYEWEARCONTACT LENSESDR. 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All interestedwomen should attend thismeeting at 6:30 pm in Rm.206 Ida Noyes Hall in order toparticipate on this year’steam. Basketball:UC Varsity 70 UC Alumni 63UPCOMING EVENTSBasketball:UC Men at Northwestern College, $at10, 2:00, Watertown, Wisconsin # "*UC Women at Illinois State, playing |$yAugustana, Sat. Jan. 10, 10:00 ancj yNormal, Illinois.Wrestling:UC vs DePauw, Sat. Jan. 10, l:00, BartiGymnasium, 57th and University. (Gymnastics:UC at Triton, Sat. Jan. 10.Swimming:UC Women at Chicago State playing iand DUPage, Sat. Jan. 10, 1:00, 95thKing Dr.Track:Invitational Relays, Sat. Jan. 10, mField House, 56th and University.Intramurals CrankAs one might suspect, notmuch went on in intramuralsthis week. The full schedulesin the men and women’sintramural department don’tbegin until next week withmen’s basketball anddoubles table tennis andwomen’s singles badmiton.However, entries in thesesports are due in to the respective PE depart]today in order toparticThere will be a manemeeting for allinterested in officiatiIM basketball ,Monday at 7:00 pmBartlett Gym trophyAll persons inteishould attend this imomeeting.LAKE PARK RENTALS6633 S. Cottage GroveRent TrailersTrucksTOOLSBuffersCarpet StretchersDolliesDrillsElectric SawsRug ScrubbersSandersTile CuttersVacuumsWallpaper Steamers CALL667-8700DAILY7 AM to 6 PMSUN.8 AM to 3 PMj^lFIED ADSC E"T^tche" privileges>m babysitting 10 vr. old girl.,orb’ 241-5414 evening.Call•'TT'Iuailable imm 5228»• f j'e call G. Kotnor MUApt- ‘$9 1kol09':Mini."needed s*are large h£us!mins Good location. 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Must have B.A.,excellent writing skills, type 50 wpm,and be willing to work occasionalevenings and Saturdays. $9000 $10,500plus full fringe benefits. Begin immedSend resume to: Linda Budd, 6030 S.Ellis Chicago, Illinois 60637.ILLUSTRATIONSDone to your order. Call Noel Price947 0698 evenings.PEOPLE FOR SALERussian by native teacher, once ortwice a week. First lesson no charge.472 1420 anytime.TYPING Anything you need typed.Very reasonable rates Jeanne. 3282126French conversation, tutoring oncampus, native, grad stdt, call 3540275.EXPRESS THYSELF Private GuitarLessons. $3.50. Folk Classic Basic, Ph#493 3949ROBERT STONE MOVERSInexpensive and guaranteed. Call 9556609MILES ARCHER MOVERS.Reasonable prices. Call 241 5830 or 9470698 or 752 4910 for information.SCENESFree Swimming Instruction ForAdults Tuesdays, I N H 6:30 7:30pm. Begins January 13CHILE: THE JUNTA'S ECONPOLICY Union for Radical PoliticalEconomics Monday Night Workshop7:30 PM Jan. 12. Ida Noyes 3rd Floor.STUDENT JEWISH APPEALCAMPAIGN kick off organizingmeeting Hillel House, Thursday Jan.15, 7:30 PM. Plan fund raisingcampaign for world wide Jewishcommunity. Open to everyone. Bringyourself and your ideasMONOPOLY CAPITAL A look atBaran and Sweezy's classic book tenyears after its publication SpeakersA GQCbieVALFtASCSUN. ,14 V IfMl'TCH'NSOV COMMON*DEAPUNE tot rii'Lct Niil.-s Mot, l.m 1JTu Lets .iv.ttl.tl'li- ,il Reynolds link IVskor in Ido Noyes JOKROCKEFELLERI0RIAL CHAPELMY *JANUARY 11*11 AM.Ei SPENCER PARSONSDean ofthe Chapel'THE MEANING OF TIMEAND THETIME OF MEANING” Dave Gold on the CONCEPT OF THESURPLUS Ira Katznelson on THESTATE Jan 11 3 00 PM Ida NoyesEntering students wishing to go toWinter Camp at Green Lake,Wisconsin must return theirreservation cards to Harper 251 nolater than Tuesday January 13th.FOR SALECamaro '68 Emergency! Must sell in1 week! Leaving USA. Great buy V8/ ps stick Lo mi, winterized, goodcond $700/ offer, 372 8315, ask for J OHALF PRICE ticket to Univ. ofChicago students who clip this ad forcoupon SWAP, a comedy of doublecrosses, premierinu at the BodyPolitic, 2261 Lincoln, Chicago F. 8,Sat. 8 & 10:30, Sun. 8 871 3000 RegPrice. $4 004 6: x 15 nylon VW tires $65. Likenew Fits VW 493 3949ASSISTANTLIBRARIANCollege degree, Knowledge of Russianessential; some typing. Full time,salary, $8,000 Hyde Park area. CallMr. Freitag, 955 4545. EqualOpportunity Employer, M/ F.ROOMMATEWANTEDFor a six room apartment. Rent $58monthly plus utilities. Location: 54thand Woodlawn. Call David at 324 3863CONDOMINIUM APTCondominium apt for sale. 1 bedroomplus a study modern kit LR DR, goodlight, low asmt. & taxes. Call J.Edward Lavelle. 667 6666 KennedyRyan Monigal Associates, Inc.GOOD LIVINGRoommate F or M, student or not toshare mod. bright apt in EHP hi rise 1block from Lake w/ UC teachingfellow Carpeted bedroom, separatebath Bldng has doorman, campus &CTA buses stop at door Rent $140,negotiable It's NOT stdt slum. 6430082KI-AIKIDOThe martial art for philisophers Freedemonstration Tuesday, Jan. 13Cloister Club, Ida Noyes, 7:00 PMBeginners' class now meets 7:00 Mon.and 7:30 Thurs in Bartlett Gym. NoSaturday class.PERSONNELSECRETARYImmediate opening in Personnel Dept,for secretary to 2 administrators. Applicant should have high schooleducation, some secretarial schoolbackground Minimum of 2 yearssecretarial and general officeexperience with good typing andtelephone skills; ability to handledetailed work and to operatecalculator. Research organizationlocated on U of C campus Excellentbenefits. 37 1/ 2 hr. week. Call Mrs.Haskell. 753 1467. An EqualOpportunity EmployerFIRESIGN THEATREProctor and Bergman of FiresignTheatre fame will be appearing inMandel Hall on Sat. Jan. 17 at 6.00 pm.Tickets: Students $2.50, Others 3.50At door 50« more.FOUNDWhite dog with markings 493 6428AREND FLICKANDDAVE CLARKHello you two. Hyde Park just has notbeen the same without you.BILL QUATEMANWith acrobat in the Sanctuary Fri at8 00 and 10:00. Tickets on sale at theFret Shop in Harper Court $2C.S. LEWIS GROUPTHE FOUR LOVES: EROS Id*Noyes, Jan 12 , 6 30 Discussion basedon the recording of lectures given byLewis. Everybody welcome.COMPUTATIONCENTERWinter Quarter course list nowavailable, Classes in assemblerlanguage & SPSS; WYLBUR & TSOseminars. Call 753 8409RIGHT TO LIFEMeeting, Jan 13, E Lounge, IdaNoyes 7 00 P.M. to discuss Jan 22programBADMINTONUndergraduate women's badmintonclub meets 6 7.30 pm. Mondays andWednesdays in Ida Noyes Hall.SANCTUARYRock with Bill Quateman, flip withacrobat in the Gargoyleon Friday 8 00and 10 :00 Tickets on sale at the FretShop $2.00GAY LIBERATIONOffice staff meeting Wed , Jan. 14 8:30PM, at 301 Ida Noyes All peopleinterested in running the office areurged to attend.STUDENT STEREOvWe sell major brands of color TVs andhifi equipment at the lowest prices inthe city For mail order prices andpersonal service, call 241 5752, andplease, if no one is home, leave amessage with the answering machine\<YOGAREGINNING WINTER QUARTER ON MONOAY JANUARY IZTH ANOWEDNESDAY JANUARY UTH, YOGA CLASSES WILL IE OFfEREDON CAMPUS AT THE HUE GARGOYLE, 5455 UNIVERSITYMONOAY CLASSES WILL meet from 5 30 to 7 00 P mWEONESOAY CLASSES WILL MEET FROM S 10 to 7 00 P MALL STUDENTS ARE ENCOURAGED TO PRACTICE YOGA AT THEIROWN LEVELCLASSES WILL IE LED IY DOW KERMAN WHO HAS TAUGHT YOGAFOR STUDENT ACTIVITIES AT THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO 1971-1,ANO AT THE HUE GARGOYLE 1971-5 AND AT THE ILLINOIS INSTITUTEOf TECHNOLOGY in 1975YOGA Will INCLUDE ASANAS (HATHA YOGA POSTURESI, PRANAYAMA(MEATH CONTROL/ ENERGIZATION, MEDITATION RELAXATIONANO CHANTING7 SESSIONS SZS. 14 SESSIONS 1*5REGISTRATION Will M OPEN UNTIL SPACE IS FILLEDPLEASE WEAR COMFORT AH I CLOTHES ANO MING A MANXESCLOTHES 'HAT STRETCH WITH YOU ARE PRff ERAAlfFOR INFORMATION CALL DOW 7RR-17DR. ANSWERING SERVICE SU7 44J5A MASSAGE WOR*SHOP Will FOLLOW YOGA ON MONOAY NIGHTSWITH MO REDUCTION IN ITS COST FOR THOSE WHO PARTICIPATE INROTH SESSIONS STEP TUTORINGStep has received requests for tutorsoutside the school setting Tuteesinclude adults and children who needextra help If you would like fo tutorevenings or weekends, we can matchyou to a tutee Call Ron Schwartz, 9242664 or Rod Wing, 753 3541 for moreinformationInterested in helping neighborhoodchildren? The Student TutoringElementary Project needs volunteerstutor students in school work, such asreading or math, or to help in specialprojects such as art, music or scienceFor more information, call RonSchwartz, 924 2664 or Rod Wing, 7533541YOGAHarmonize Body, Mind and Spirit inthe New Year Beginning WinterQuarter Mon. Jan. 12th and Wed Jan.14th from 5:30 to 7:30 P M on campusat the Gargoyle, Student, "I ampleased to find such an accessiblesource of joy." Classes will be led byDobbi Kerman who has been teachingYoga on campus since 1971. Info callDobbi 288 3706, messages SU7 4435.Registration open till space is filled. 7sessions $25, 14 sessions $45 Amassage workshop will follow Yoga onMondays with $10 reduction in feeART OF MASSAGEPRACTICING THE ART OFMASSAGE. A workshop Wintr Quarterbegins Monday January 12th oncampus at the Gargoyle from 7:15 to8 45 P.M The workshop will be led byDobbi Kerman who has been teachingYoga on campus since 1971. Eachsession will include tthe study andpractice of methods from Rumaniandeep muscle massage Downing's text,The Massage Book will be used for thecourse. 7 sessions $30. Info call Dobbi,288 3706 messages SU7 4435 Note:Before massage on Mondays a Yogaclass will be held with $10 reduction forthose who take both sessionsNATURAL FOODSDelicious dinners from all over theworld, prepared with care using thebest ingredients availableWeeknights 6 pm at the Blue Gargoyle.BOOKS BOUGHTBooks bought & sold everyday, everynight 9 11. Powells 1501 E 57th. CALCULATORSBig savings on Texas instrument andHewlett Packard calculators NewLOW prices on some models Call 7532240 Rm. 1916 aft 241 5496 evenings.FLYINGSee Chicago by the air, either day ornight, fly with chip FAA certified pilotwill show you the city for $25 an hourwhich can be divided 3 ways with 3passengers. Information call Chip atnight at 363 3402PERSONALSWe are some prisoners incarcerated atOklahoma State Penitentiary andwould admire it incessantly if you'dprint our letter within the studentpaper To concisely state our purposeWe write this letter seekingcorrespondence It is our desire tocorrespond with anyone of whatevermajor who's sincerely and seriouslyinterested in exchanging ideas andconcepts with us. We feet certain weretain sufficient knowledge as regardsa prison to lend an insight into itsactivity as well as we're cognizantbeyond doubt that there are a numberof relative college subjects which thestudent can in turn assist in elevatingour consciousness on who knows? Whocan now be the judge perhaps theexperience itself might eventuate insomething developmental We warmheartedly welcome the chance POBox 97 McAlester, OK 74501. RayCarolina 85646, Levi Williams82841, Terry Cudjio 86639, ClydeWilliams, 84237, Laurence Bardy88589, Danny Parker 88937, RobertGooday 85704, Nick Worcester 88397PREGNANCY TESTS: 10 a m , 2 p mSaturdays Southside Women's HealthServices Augustana Church 5500 S.Woodlawn Bring 1st morning urinesample $ 1 50 donation.WRITER'S WORKSHOP '(PL. 283771.PAN PIZZADELIVERY riweiNw1342 E 55 St Chicago IL 50615*93-6700The Medici Delivers from 5 10 p.m.weekdays, 5 11 Saturday, 667 7394Save 60 cents if you pick it up yourself.WOMEN'SMAGAZINEPrimavera, the women's literarymagazine, is on sale in all Hyde Parkbookstores,BUSINESSOPPORTUNITIESAddress envelopes at home $800 permonth, possible Offer details Send50c (refundable) to: Triple "S" 699 B31Highway 138, Pinion Hills, Ca 92372. TAI~SArM-WNCHINESE-AMERICANRESTAURANTSpecializing inCANTONESE ANDAMERICAN DISHESOPEN DAILY11 A.M. TO 8:30 P.M.SUNDAYS AND HOLIDAYS12 TO 8:30 P.M.Orders to take out1318 East 63rd MU 4-1062PRACTICING THE ART OF MASSAGEA WORKSHOP WINTER QUARTER MG INS MONOAY JAP4UARY UTH, ON CAMMJSA! TMl SLUE GA*COYU. 5455 UNIVERSITY, F»OM 7 15 TO 145 P M3 ML WORKSHOP WILL M l£D »Y DOMt KERMAN WHO IVLS MIN It AC MING YOGAON CAMFLJS SINCE 1971THE WORK SHOP WlU INCLUDE THE STUDY ANO PRACTICE OR ME'MOOS Ft ONRUMANIAN MASSAGE. A DEEP MUSCLE MASSAGE PIACTICEO IN MS KEtAAAFVSFAMILY FOR OVER THREE GEHRRATION5 ANO GEORGE DOWNING * MASSAGEDOWNING'S TEXT THE MASSAGE ROOK WILL U USED FOR T* COURSETie FORMAT OF EACH MEETING Wll INCIUOE THE DEmONSTRATION ANOEXPLANATION OF DIFFERENT TECHNIQUES Of MASSAGE AND EXCHANGINGmassages using the methoos we »»i learn7 SESSIONS UO WEAR COMFORTAREE aatKS t MIP4G A RLJWain OR RUGANO SHEETFOR FURTHER information call DOM) *1 MR-3704. OR LEAVE A MESSAGEAT !U 7-4415NOTE RE FORE MASSAGE ON MONDAY MG MTS A YOGA CLASS Wtl IEHELD AT THE same PEACE WITH A M MUCTRON IN AMT KIN FOR THOSEWHO PAJtnOMLTI IN ROTH IESS40MSFriday, January 9, 1976 — Th# Chicago Maroon • 15JANUARY WHITE SAUSome white wines are reduced by asmuch as 50%. All sale wines are re¬duced at least 20%. A rare chance tobe assured of excellent quality at verylow prices. s..1jiWHITE CHEESE SPECIALS i15 VARIED PER POUNDWHITE GOURMANDISE TASTES *189JARLSBERG*179PR0V0L0NE *1"DANISH TYBO *1"BELPAESE *2”BIANCO *1"NORWEGIAN TILSIT *159WHITE RUM HALF GALLON *7**SCOTCH WHITE LABEL half gallon$12"ANISETTE only *2"SMIRNOFF 80 PROOF VODKA HALF GALLON *929190° ALCOHOL *5"™FifthNOT ALL WHITE WINES ARE ON SALE16 * The Chicago Maroon — Friday, January 9, 1976CLOSELY BOUND