Volume 1 1, Number 58 The University of Chicago Tuesday, May 20, 1975Rudolph alters SSCD requirementsThe social sciencescollegiate division hasreduced requirements forgraduation from 45 to 43courses by eliminating therequired two non-majorcourses within the divison.The decision applies tostudents graduating afterJune of this year.Originally, the proposalapplied only to enteringstudents; current studentswould be held at therequirements they enrolledunder.Susanne Rudloph, masterof the social sciencescollegiate division, said thedecison was made in mid- April by the curriculumcommittee and the gover¬ning committee of thecollegiate division. Sincethat time the advisorsseemed to be having dif¬ficulty applying the newrequirements.“None of us anticipatedthe difficulty,” Rudlophsaid She said she received aphone call last Monday fromMaynard Krueger, senioradvisor in social sciences,about the confusion.“There seemed to be somany cases of injusticesamong peers.” Rudlophsaid. “There was the mostawful complication about theANDERSON: Robert Anderson, board chairman ofAtlantic Richfield, and his wife are pledging $ 1 millionto match other graduate's gifts to alumni funds in1975.Maroon publication scheduleThere will be no edition ofthe Maroon next Tuesday,May 27 due to the MemorialDay weekend. There will beeditions this Friday, May 23and the following Friday,May 30. The final edition of the academic year, a specialissue will appear Friday oftenth week, June 6. Therewill be no paper on Tuesday,June 3.Advertising deadlines areWednesdays at 5 p.m.Orientation aides soughtAny student wishing towork as an orientation aideduring freshman orientation,September 21 to September28, 1975 should apply at theoffice of the dean of studentsin the College, room 251,Harper Memorial library.An application besidesincluding name, current address and summer ad¬dress should contain anessay not to exceed one typewritten page describingwhat an orientation aide canand should do to help anentering freshman.Applications are due byMay 27. transfer students. It seemedto be unfair for a student totransfer as a sophomore andnot be held to the twocourses, while a sophomorewho enrolled as a freshmanhere would be.After discussing theprobelms with Lorna Straus,dean of students in theCollege. Rudolph announcedlast Friday, May 16, that thenew requirement would be retroactive“That was a master’sfiat,” Rudloph said “Who itwas going to apply to was mydecision.” The curriculumcommittee doesn’t makedecisions on administrativematters such as these,Rudloph said.Rudolph added that thedecison to drop therequirement was more orless made last fall, but was made official in mid-April Nobody was at all interested“It was an easy decision. in that requirement.”BULLETINFariborz Maissami, a won narrowly in the vice¬graduate student in Political presidential contest.Science, was elected At midnight the assemblypresident of Student decided to recess untilGovernment Monday night Monday, May 26th, when itat a five hour meeting of the will vote on nominations fornewly elected assembly. CORSO positions and theAlex Spinrad. second year membership of Studentstudent in the law school. Government committees.Marathon splashes off FridaySwim enthusiasts from allover the University ofChicago and elsewhere areeagerly responding to thechallenge of the marathon300-mile continuous relay setto begin this Friday, May 23.at 4:00 p.m in Ida Noyespool. The marathon is an at¬tempt to demonstrate theneed and desire of theUniversity community fornew swim facilities. Therelay will continue duringthe week through swimclasses, recreational swimhours, and even those earlyAndersons offer millionincentive pledge to UCTwo New Mexico alumnihave pledged to match newalumni gifts to theUniversity alumni funds tothe extent of one milliondollars in 1975Robert Anderson and hiswife. Barbara, intend thepledge to act as an incentiveto increase the donationsfrom alumni to support thegoals of the current fundraising effort, the Campaignfor Chicago, as well as toprovide an annual basis ofsupport of the University andits professional school.sThe Anderson pledge maybe used in any section of theUniversity.Anderson, chairman of theboard and chief executiveofficer of Atlantic Richfield,is also a trustee.According to Sunday’sannouncement the pledgewill “match the increasefrom each alumnus over hiscontribution for last year,and will match in entiretynew contributions from alumni who did not give tothe fund last year. Themaximum amount to bematched from one donor is$25,000.“Restricted or capitalCampaign gifts, trustee giftsand non-alumni gifts will notbe matched.”Graduates of the physci.biosci, hum and socscidivisions, the College, theSchool of Social ServiceAdministration, divinty. law.Pritzker School of Medicine,the Graduate School ofEducation, and of thebusiness and library schoolsare all eligibleAnderson, who receivedthe distinguished alumnusaward in 1972 from theUniversity's graduate schoolof business, was raised inHyde Park. An amateurartist. Anderson has beenactive in numerous civic,charitable, cultural andeducational activities. He isalso a breeder of ArabianhorsesInside thisIssueDoctor strike off p.3Minibus ridership p.5IM upset of year p.8 morning hours when the poolnormally goes unusedTeams from UpperWallace/ Lower Rickert.Upper Flint. Henderson, andTufts have entered the beer-barrel competition (forsquads of eight or more*.Surprisingly, no fraternitieshad entered the race for akeg of beer as of yesterdaymorningIndependent teams includea strong business schoolcontingent composed ofseveral outstanding collegeswimmers. Dr. DonaldSteiner’s lab crew whothreaten to employ theirspecial knowledge of insulinsynthesis and metabolism togive them extra energy, andthe men’s varsity track teamwho plan on jogging alongthe bottom of the pool ClaySkinner, a Universityquarter-miler w ho cracked abone in his foot in a recentrace, intends to sw im with afiber glass cast on his leg inorder to inspire his team¬matesSwimming the first leg ofthe marathon relay, water-bug George Beadle will besponsored by John Wilson,acting president of theUniversity. Wilson, himselfan avid swimmer, is unable to attend the opening splash-off but is expected to take aturn later in the 300-milerelay.Other faculty who havevolunteered to get wet for thecause include Paul Meier,Irving Kaplansky. ManfredRuddat, Joe Williams.Martha Rohlfing. RichardBvyny. Eric Lombard.Richard Wassersug. BillYendl. Martha Benson. DanTepke. John Schael. PaulSally and family, and Frankand Lorna Strauss.Larry MacFarlane. labschool swim coach, plans toshare a few hours ofswimming with members ofhis team Not to be outdone,the Women’s Service Leagueis scheduled for severalmiles of swimming duringthe week The PritzkerSchool for Children will berepresented by severalchildren who regularly takeswimming lessons in IdaNoyes pool High School andNCAA All-Americanswimmer Kurt Knipher.presently enrolled in thePritzker School of Medicine,should be good for a few fastmilesMany time slots are stillavailable for swimmers whocontinued on page 3SWIM FOR FUN: Participants in the upcoming swimmarathon will range from national class swimmerslike Bob Smartt (pictured here with his rubber duckie)to non-swimmers on air mattresses.LETTERS TO THE EDITORPaganI was mildly amused andmildly angered at the sametime by Elder Wise’s lettercommenting on myWalpurgisnacht celebration.Normally 1 would allowstuffiness, whether Christianor pagan, to run its courseunhindered, except for thefact that he accused me ofacting in ignorance and“clowning.” For his (andyour) information, 1 am apagan of long standing andhave been well acquaintedwith Wiccan, ritual magic,and demonology for manyyears. In fact, although theritual was deliberatelyinauthentic andchoreographed to give thefolks a thrill, as it were, 1was actually making aserious point in the executionof the ceremony. Actually, Ifeel grateful to Elder Wisefor objecting, since it givesme a chance at explanationMy friend’s principalobjection seems to be that 1was mixing Satanism upwith Paganism I must pleadNot Guilty to that charge.Satanism has little to do withPaganism, and I am wellaware of the historicmisrepresentation thatwitchcraft and otherpreChristian religions havesuffered as a result of it.However, Satan, or whatSatan embodies, has a greatdeal to do with Paganism, as it has to do with everyreligion and, indeed everyreligious belief The problemof evil is one that transcendsdogmatic categories such asthe ones Elder Wise seems sointent on distinguishing. Eviland despair, nihilism and theWill to Power (however youcare to define the terms)have something to do witheach other, and can weavethemselves into a trapThe first words of myservice were “The universewinds down, ceases tofunction, ceases to supportlife.” That’s a physical fact,folks, as an extrapolation ofthe Second Law ofThermodynamics. One maytalk about being at one withthe Universe, but one thenbecomes at one with auniverse that is not perfector eternal, a universe that isas temporary as last year’sChevrolet. Suchobservations lead readily todespair, the thought thatmeaning is inapplicable toexistence, and thegainsaying of morality andwhat we traditionally callthe “higher values.”Satan, as I chose to viewhim for the purposes of thesacrifice, is the God of thisUniverse and Universalconception, this trap. May Iconfess something? When Iwas called upon to do theceremony, I myself found itdifficult to reconcile staginga ritual hedonistic and nihilistic in conception, evenif it were to be mock, and myown beliefs and morality.What I finally saw my waythrough to doing was to stage a ceremony that would be apresentation of thatexistence-apart-from-transcendence that Satanmeans in all his/ her incarnations (both Paganand Christian). I sought tostand in that universal trapshorn of all the defenses thatour religions (both Pagan and Christian) give us, andconfront the bleakness andterror that accompanies thatprison. I also sought to give acontinued on page 4CALENDARTUESDAY, MAY 20TENNIS MATCH: Today, the University ot Chicago team meets Chicago StateUniversity at 4 00 p m at Kenwood Courts <S91h and Kenwood Avenue)JAM SESSION: by the Folklore Society, acoustic Instruments Ida NoyesLibrary, 7 JO p mLECTURE DISCUSSION: This week the Committee on Southern Asian Studiespresents "SAMKHYA Action as Word" as the next to last in their series onIndian Systems ot Thought: A Cultural Approach Foster 212, 4 00 p mLECTURE : The Committee on African Studies presents "Current Developmentsin Ethiopia," a lecture by Dr Zewde Gabre Setlassle in Albert Pick Hall, room218, at 3 30 p mMARLENE DIETRICH FILM, in this one, she stars as a saloon entertainer whoruns a notorious outlaw hideout This IV52 "almost a western" film will be at Cobbat 7 30 p mLIBRARY EXHIBIT: "One Hundred Books and Manuscripts Recently Acquiredby The University of Chicago Library." Exhibition Gallery, the JosephRegensteln Library, 8 30 5 00 weekdays, 9 00 I 00 Saturdays May 20 July IDRAWINGS AND CALLIGRAPHY, the works of Virgil Burnett and RobertWilliams are still showing at the Bergman Gallery, 5811 South Ellis AvenueThey're open Tuesdays through Saturdays. 10 5REMEMBER THE SMART GALLERY: They're open Tuesdays throughSaturdays 10 a m 4 p m and Sundays noon to 4 pm, and they are alwaysshowing something 5550 Greenwood Ave., freeRANCHO NOTORIOUS: That's the Marlene Dietrich film I mentioned above,directed by Fritz Lang. Cobb. 7 30ORGAN RECITAL: Edward Mondello, 12 15 p m , Rockefeller Chapel, freeUC CONCERT BAND: is playing at 7 00 p m at the Cloister Club in Ida NoyesHall tonightMAROON LECTURE: White House aid Brcdley Patterson speaks on "ThePresidential Staff Excess or Barely Enough?" tonight at 8 30 in WoodwardCourt Reception followsWEDNESDAY, MAY 21MEDITATION; free introductory lecture on Transcendental Meditation, IdaNoves, 7 30 p mBUSINESS SCHOOL LECTURE: "The C's' of Accumulating Capitol" is thefascinating topic of today's lecture by J B Fuqua, Chairman of the Board ofFuqua Industries, 1 00 pm, Business East 105, with an informal coffee hourfollowing in Cox loungeSEMINAR: "Energy Requirements *or Coal" is discussed by Dr Thomas VeachLong, II at 5 15 p m in Kent 110LECTURE S D Goitein speaks on "Islam between Christianity and Judaism"at 8 30 p m in Swift Hall CommonsBIO 321 LECTURE: Today Harvey Lodish discusses "Regulation of RNA andProtein Synthesis during Development of the Slime Mold Dictyostellum" 2 003 30 in CLSC 101 CARILLON RECITAL: Robert Lodme. 12 15 sharp. Clavier Room. RockefellerChapel, freeCOUNTRY DANCERS: 8 00 p m, Ida NoyesBRIOGE: 7:00 p m., Ida NoyesGAY LIBERATION: 7:30 pm., Ida NoyesMIME THEATRE: FOTA presents the University of Arkansas Mime Troupe inIda Noyes Theatre (3rd floor) at 8 00 p m There will be a mime workshop from4 30 6 00 p m In Ida Noyes BasementTHE UNCONQUERED: Cecil B DeMItle's 1947 film Is showing in Cobb at 7 30tonight Still only $1THE SMART CALLER Y: It's still around, and it's still freeTHE BERGMAN GALLERY: is showing some unusual drawings by Burnett andWilliams 5811 S Ellis AveLECTURE: Ariel Karem of the Israeli Consulate speaks on "Jews In ArabLands" at Hillel at noonMAROON COMPLAINTS: a meeting to gather complaints about this year'spaper, and suggestions for improvements to be incorporated in next year's paperThe Maroon office, Ida Noyes Hall room 304, 7 9 pmRENAISSANCE: American Environmental Folk Art slides, Roger Brown andPhyllis Kind, 7 p m., Harper 130, for the Renaissance SocietyFREE MOVIE: "The Murder of Fred Hampton" will be shown tonight at 7 30p m at Northwestern University's Tech Auditorium. Noyes and Sheridan Streetsin Evanston The film will be followed by a discussion by lawyers from the FredHampton law case now pendingTHURSDAY, MAY 22FLUTE AND GUITAR MUSIC: will be playl'.g on the quads today at noon (Incase It's raining, they'll be in Reynolds Club)BIO BASH: Dr Law lectures on "The Birds and Bees" In Harper 103 at 7 30 pm ,refreshments will be servedTHEATRE The Travel Light Theatre is performing "Why Hanna s Skirt Won'tStay Down” and "What is Making Gilda so Gray" tonight at the Blue Gargoyle at8 30 p m.LECTURE: "Oil and the International Financial Crisis" isdiscussed by Harry GJohnson at 4 30pm today in Quantrell auditorium, Cobb HallTHE KILLING OF SISTER GEORGE is playing tonight in Reynolds ClubTheatre at 8 30 p m for only SI SODISCUSSION: "Israel and the Middle East A Reassessment" is discussed byEhud Avriel, Consul General of Israel, with a reception at Hillel after the talk8 00 p mISRAELI FOLK DANCING: Hillel House Call them, because no time was given,at PL2 1127EXHIBITIONS: The Bergman Gallery at 5811 South Ellis, and the Smart Gallery,5550 South Greenwood are both freeMIME THEATRE: The University ot Arkansas Mime Troupe is performingtonight at 8 00 p m in Ida Noyes (3rd floor) There will be a mime workshop in thebasement of Ida Noyes from 4 30 6 00 p m tonightTABLE TENNIS CLUB 6pm, Ida NoyesICE CREAMALL FLAVORS89*% Gal. FRESH, 100% PUREGROUND BEEFCOUNTRY'SDELIGHT^HAMBURGERor HOT DOG BUNSlPkg.of8 3 Pkg*. $For HAWAIIANPUNCH49*46 Oz. CanFRESH, FIRM, RIPE HYDROXTOMATOES POPft |er Lb. Assorted Flavors7 $1■ 12 Oz. Cans ■ 00WE WILL BE CLOSED ALL DAY MONDAY, MAY 2 6IN OBSERVANCE OF MEMORIAL DAY1226 E. 53rd (Kimbark Plaza)Hours: M-Sat. 8AM-8:30PM; SUN. 9-52—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 20, 1975Billings' doctors not planning strikeBy MARIA CRAWFORDsconDoctors at Billingshospital will probably notparticipate in the one-daywork stoppage of doctors inCook County being plannedby the Chicago MedicalSociety.The moratorium on allnon-emergency medicalcare, which was announcedlast Thursday, is beingplanned to emphasis the“current need for legislativerelief from the malpracticecrisis”, according to HoardBurkhead, president of theChicago Medical Society andchairman of the society’sexecutive committee.John Milkereit, director ofpublic affairs of theUniversity’s hospital andclinics, said that the questionof a work stoppage "hasn’tbeen raised.” Milkereitcirculated notes to all keyadministrators in thehospitals to see if the work-stoppage would take place &nd found “no indication thatwill happen.”No date has been set forthe work stoppage, whichwas authorized by thegroup’s policy-makingcouncil last Tuesday night.The work stoppage wouldinclude any non-emergencycare, including office andoutpatient services, electivesurgery and X-rayprocedures.Efforts by the Illinois StateMedical Society and theIllinois Hospital Associationto seek legislative action inSpringfield to curbmalpractice suits coincidedwith the announcement.On Wednesday more than350 doctors marched onSpringfield to emphasizetheir concern for the need forlegislative relief. Statelegislators are expected tovote on some of themalpractice bills this weekThe state medical societyis backing bills which wouldset a $500,000 ceiling onmalpractice awards andestablish a two-year statuteof limitations on negligence claims.Under another bill amedical review panel of adoctor, lawyer and judgewould be set up to evaluateclaims and set awards Thepanel’s decisions would notbe binding and either partycould still seek a trial. The number ofmalpractice suits filed inCook County increased lastyear by 56.3 percent from thenumber of 1973 Over arecent 14 month period, oneout of seven doctors in CookCounty was suedThe rise in suits have caused malpractice in¬surance premiums toskyrocket The cost of thestate medical society sprofessional liabilityprogram, which covers one-third of Illinois' doctors, willgo up 46 to 69 percent as ofJuly 1. A high-risk doctorunder the new rates will pay $7,116 per year.The CMS maintains thatthe claims filed, andamounts of jury awards andrise in malpractice suits willlead to “further inflation ofhealth care costs to thepublic and to the exodus ofpracticing physicians fromdirect to patient care ”Argonne plans Idaho trash haulif plutonium sample not foundEditor-elect plans meetingThere will be a meetingWednesday night in theMaroon office, Ida NoyesHall room 304, for the pur¬pose of discussing com¬plaints about the currentyear's paper, and for taking suggestions about im¬provements for the nextyear’s paper. The editor forthe coming year, GageAndrews, invites all Maroonstaff and all interestedmembers of the public toattend By STEVE DURBINArgonne Nationallaboratory may have to shipover 600 cubic yards of trashfrom their landfill all theway to Idaho if a tiny sampleof plutonium is not found bythe end of this weekFaced with a task moredifficult than searching forthe proverbial needle in ahaystack, Argonne workershave expended nearly 300man-hours trying to locate a140 millgram sample ofplutonium which is no biggerthan a large pin-head. Theplutonium has been missingsince May 9Argonne officials stillbelieve that the plutonium,which is encased in a smallglass vial, is somewhere onthe premises. LaboratoriesThe Chicago Maroon Annual Lecture SeriesPresents a Special Woodward Court LectureBRADLEY H. PATTERSON. JR.of the White House StaffSpeafa okTHE PRESIDENTIAL STAFF:EXCESS OR BARELY ENOUGH?Tuesday May 20 8:30 P.M.Woodward Court 5824 Woodlawn Ave.A Reception fta(tern in the Redded Mutext Afmtmd are oeing re searched, andthe dry-active wastes werecombed, but the landfill isstill considered the mostlikely spot for finding it.The decision to ship thelandfill to Idaho for burialwill be made by the Argonnemanagement later thisweek. According to aspokesman there, “there is avery big probability that thelandfill will be shipped out .”The site which Argonne iscoasidering for relocation ofthe landfill is the IdahoNational EngineeringLaboratory, (INEL) whichhas a dump for low-levelnuclear wastes Argonne hasnot yet contacted INEL todetermine if their dump hasthe capacity to handle thelandfill. The cost of shipping &X)cubic yards of landfill toIdaho will be paid for out ofArgonne’s operating budget,at the expense of otherprojects No estimate of thecost has yet been made.It is possible that theplutonium was notaccidentally thrown into thetrash, but that it was stolenHowever, Argonne officialsconsider it very unlikely. AsRobert Adams, fromArgonne’s office of publicinformation, explained it, “ifsomebody had walked offwith it, it would have beendone for one of two reasonsmaliciously, or as a prank Ifit had been done maliciously,we would expect to haveheard about it by now.“If it was done as a prank. the pra nkster wouldprobably be frightenedenough by now to set theplutonium out where it couldbe found“Of course, he could be sofrightened that he might justbury it in his back yard ”The plutonium is not verydangerous as a radiationhazard (it has aradioactivity of 10milliCuries). but can be veryharmful if swallowed or if itsfumes are inhaledThe University isresponsible for theadministration of Argonne,which is operated by aconsortium of universitiesand funded primarily by thefederal government.Wilson sponsors Beadle's divecontinued from page 1wish to sign up, as the relayis expected to run at leastseven days. Swimmers areparticularly needed for thelong hours from 1:00 - 6:00am.In addition to prizes listedin last week’s Maroon, the University National Bank isdonating 50 Hyde ParkTheatre tickets to the fiftynon-varsity swimmerscompleting the most lengthsFree dinners from theMedici, Lucita's, and theEagle, as well as a tub ofBaskin Robbins’ ice cream will also be given away asteam and individual prizesLiterally everyone isurged to get wet in the firstUniversity swim marathonSign up in the Bartlett gymIM office or just show up atIda Noyes anytime after 4pm, Friday, May 21SEEING IS BELIEVING. These Botany Pond regulars will employ their aquatic talen¬ts next weekend in the Swim Marathon in Ida Noys Pool.MAB members search has new guidelinesMembership guidelines forthe Major Activities Board(MAB) have been slightlyaltered The MAB searchcommittee will now in¬terview students for fourpositions. Previously onlytwo were to be appointed viathe interview process. Theboard will still consist of six members, but the Grey CityJournal editor and FOTAwill no longer name a MABappointee.The two members ap¬pointed by the executivecouncil of student govern¬ment will now be appointedby a majority vote of the Any student, graduate orundergraduate, with someexperience organizingcampus events who will be mHyde Park for part of thesummer and is interested inMAB may request an in¬terview by calling thestudent activities office. 753-3591assembly.Tuesday, May 20, 1975—The Chicogo Maroon—3LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Israeli consul to speak herecontinued from page 2show that would bereasonably exciting andentertaining, natch, andtried to keep it from beingtedious or obscure. All thismetaphysical stuff wasmainly for my own benefit.Nonetheless it was still therein every word 1 said. 1 wasnot clowning (The partabout the virgin, maybe, butsex has a lot to do withlaughter, don’t you think?)1 can readily sympathizewith being sensitive aboutone’s religion (1 wasbrought up as a ChristianScientist, so I’ve run into awhole lot more flak thanmost Pagans.) I can understand jumping toconclusions through a briefand somewhat light-heartednewspaper article It is onlythat, where I expected aresponse that would seekreasonably to clear the airabout Satanism andPaganism, I came acrossinstead a pompous, huffyand indignant attack on myceremony, even though thewriter had not attended thethingBy So! Invictus, this is thefirst time I've encountered ahidebound Pagan I am trulyenlightenedThank you,Peter Gillis Fat of the landTo Obesity! That greatgoddess of gluttony we bidyou a merry hello! You arethe sign of our times—thegreat protrusion ofprosperity.What a wonder it is tobehold the bulge beneaththat silver buckle! Such adelight it is to watch manperform the rigorous ritualin your honor—slurping thesoup, chomping the chops,and devouring the delicatedesserts. America sucks inyour name, oh dear anddainty Obesity!A belch is a boon to the ear of progress. The sight ofdecaying dentures is apleasure to the people.Poverty be dashed! Whocould care about despairwhen plump with pudding9.Vhy worry about war whencontinued on page 5 A public lecture focusingon changes in MiddleEastern policy and politicswill be given at Cobb Hallthis Thursday.The speaker, Ehud Avriel,is Israeli consul general inChicago. His topic “Israeland the Middle East: aReassessment” is expectedto include both the Israeli position on the currentMiddle Eastern situation andcomments about the“reassessment” of UnitedStates policy towards thearea, currently being un¬dertaken by President FordThe speech will beThursday at 8 p.m. with areception at Hillel House,5715 S. Woodlawn. to follow.Eight student FSACCSL members electedThe results of the studentelection for members fornext year’s Faculty-StudentAdvisory Committee onCampus Student Life(FSACCSL) have beenannounced by the dean ofstudent’s office.Elected were VadisCothran, social sciencesTheChampagneRun.Introducing Amtrak’s new Turboliner. Between Chicagoand Detroit.Our Turboliner was just too beautiful to christen, so we’reserving the champagne instead.For the same old fare you get abrand new Turboliner. 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PERSHING RD.523-5563CALL FOR DEALER NEARESTYOUR AREA• = i RRYDER4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 20, 1975Minibus riders down 12 percent from last yearRidership on the threeUniversity minibus routesincreased ten percent inApril compared to April oflast year, plant operationsdirector Eugene Millerreported today.However, in a reportMiller is sending to dean ofstudents Charley O’Connell,he added that minibusridership in 1974-75 (throughApril) is still down 12 percentfrom last year.Miller, as director of plantoperations, is directlyresponsible for overseeingthe use of the minibusses.Though he had no ex¬planation for the April rise. he felt the overall declinecould besttributed to tightercounting methods on the partof minibus drivers than inpast years. “They couldhave made some errors,” hesaid.Miller added that ridershipmay be down due to theclosing of Boucher Hall, 915E. 53rd. In a meeting of thecommittee which makesdecisions on minibus routeslast week, the loop the busnow takes to get to BoucherHall was modified. Thechanges take effect nextyear.“The B minibus will stillgo from 55th and University,Still more fat of the landcontinued from page 4there is. a drum stick toworry9 No. America eats herwords and swallows herpride.America! Enjoy yourhams! Scramble yourbrains! Stick that pig’s footin your mouth! Be proud ofyour fat fanny, for it is theseat of your wisdom. Ah, thetremendous hindsight ofAmerica! It is no wonder the world awaits with tongue incheek for the airing of yourviews—the bowels of oursouls cannot hold them back(Our wind has set sail tomany a ship in war and inpeace.)Let us give mouth to ourcountry! Let us all join hamsin prayer! Let us bow ourheads to the big belly of theidol—Obesity!GailA.McDonald north to 53rd, west toGreenwood and then south toGreenwood Hall,” Millersaid. “It will then go south to54th street and east toUniversity It’ll save sometime and hit student housingfacilities.”Most of the ridershipdecline, according toMiller’s report, came on theB minibus route. FromSeptember 1974 throughApril 1975, the B routecarried 46,022 riders, adecrease of 17,020 ( 27 per¬cent) from the previousyear. The C route alsoshowed a slight decline, from60,225 riders carried lastyear to 56,765 this year (5.7percent). However, rider¬ship on the A route roseslightly, from 29,288 to 31,743(7.5percent). Total ridershipon the three routesdecreased 12 percent, from152,555 to 134,260At present, after stoppingat Greenwood, the bus nowtravels to 55th, then west toIngleside and north onIngleside to Hyde ParkBoulevard. Under thecommittee’s decision thatloop would be eliminated,with the B minibus going north on University to HydePark after making aGreenwood Hall loop-de¬loop* The committee alsodecided to eliminate the loopon the A route serving theemergency entrance ofBillings Hospital. “Theemergency entrance isclosed after 6 p.m. so we canpick everybody up at theLying-In entrance onMaryland AvenueThe minibus committeewhich made these decisionsincluded Miller, housingdirector EdwardTurkington, physicalplanning director CalAudrain, Robert Moore fromRegenstein library, WandaCornelius of the personneldepartment, plant super¬visor A1 Herbster, EleanorNicholson from the labschool, director of real estateoperations Paul Petrie and arepresentative from thehospitalThe committee alsorejected another studentproposaI to put theminibusses on a once-every-30-minutes schedule and topublish written minibusschedules with approximateIf you're going toEurope, it may pay for youto go to Canada first.London Paris FrankfurtNew York $465 $473 $670Montreal S376 $386 $3901 Toronto $400 $608 $614San Francisco $665 $673 $679Vancouver $505 $513 $519Minneapolis $530 $538 $566Winnipeg* $630 $438 $666L + Air Canada * U.S. carriersThe chart above is just a sample ofhow much less it will cost with AirCanadas youth fares. All you haveto do to qualify is prove you’re 12 to21 years of age inclusive (your pass¬port will do fine), reserve and confirmyour flight 5 days before departure,and leave from any one of theCanadian cities mentioned above, as well as other cities throughoutCanada.The offer is effective June 1, 1975and is good for one year. The ticketscan be nought in the U.S.There are also comparable dis¬counts to Prestwick, Shannon,Munich, Copenhagen, Prague, Mos¬cow, Brussels, Vienna, and Zurich. So call your travel agent or AirCanada and start your European vacation out right. By saving money.(Note: Fares subject to applicablegovernment taxes and to changewithout notice.)AIR CANADA 6ftW times of arrival at variouspoints along the route Thecommittee stated the routescould be covered in 20minutes and added the requirement that the driverswere to try to coordinatetheir arrivals and depar¬tures from the Regensteinlibrary originating point.Kitagawa reappointed deanSociology departmentchairman Evelyn Kitagawahas been reappointed for athree year termKitagawa is also associatedirector of the PopulationResearch Center and aprofessor in the sociologydepartment. She has beenwith the department and thecenter since 1951 The chairman is president¬elect of the PopulationAssociation of AmericaThe appointment wasmade on the recom¬mendation of social sciencesdivision dean WilliamKruskal.The sociology dean is thewife of Joseph M Kitagawa,the dean of the divinityschoolHealth care volunteers needed•• lii VUIUIIICTTIwork assignments in healthcare are available during thesummer at the University'shospitals and clinicsStudents are invited toapply as volunteers to fill infor regular volunteersThere is first hand ex¬ perience in clinical andresearch laboratories, socialservices, play therapy, andin the adult and cnildren’semergency roomsProspective volunteersmay contact the Office ofVolunteers, at the Universityof Chicago Hospitals andClinics, phone 947-5252.Tuesday, May 20, 197b—The Chicago Maroon 5mTWA’sYOUTH FARECAN&S/EYOUUP TO 51%TO EUROPE.It you’re over 21 you can stop readinghere. But it you’re 21 or under you can startpacking. Because TWA’s Youth Fare ishack. And it can save you lots of moneyon a flight to Europe.To qualify; all you have to do is makeyour reservations five days (or less) beforeyou want to leave.Then leave.You can stay in Europe tor as long asyou want. Up to a year.You can even charge'*** your trip on TWA’sGetaway* Card andextend payments overtime.So if you’re betw een 12 and 21 callyour Travel Agent or TWA.But better hurry. Before you know ityou’ll be 22. Chicago to: Ecom >myJune-Aug. Youth FareJune-Aug. Sa\ingsShannon $818 $499 $319Dublin $830 $503 $327London or Lisbon $888 $506 $382Paris, Madnid or Malaga $948 $514 $434Casablanca $962 $523 $439Geneva or Zurich $1002 $520 $482Milan $1036 $523 $513Vienna $1070 $630 $440Rome $1092 $525 $567Athens $1258 $653 $605-' ■ i .Trans World Airlines.All fares shown are round-trip.* Service mark owned exclusively by TWA. Fares siihjec t to government approval. Fares based < >n C ’hieago departure.6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 20, 1975\ c r s aMAROON CLASSIFIED ADSSPACE2rms. plus pvt. bth. in i rm. cond*100/ mo and phone. Near 53rd tCornell. Prefer female grad studentCall 643 3140 after 4 00 PM.Top floor — Kenwood home living rmbedrm. & bath kitchen priv. Summerand next year or beginning autumnqtr. Rent & occ'l evening sitting. Call536 5776Large faculty home, 49th 8, Kimbark.3 furnished rooms & bath Avail. June30 for couple or single. Evenings 3732625Roommates wanted for summer withfall option Reasonable rent. Nearcampus Call 324 3060t female roommate wanted for sunnyspacious apt w/ one other woman.Own room, bath. Piano Newly sandedflors Avail. June 15 B bus goes rt. bydoor 241 68535405 S. Wood I awn 2 rm. 8i 3 rm. turnapts June OCC. 643 2760 or 667 5746Mrs Green4 room apt 56th & Cottage summersublet with opt for fall. 493 1707 eves5-1/ 2 room coop apartment Modernbath and kitchen Close to universityLow assessment Mid teens 684 7795. Aircondifioned Modern 3 blks tocampus 884/ . 955 6723.31/2 rm. apt furnished, in marriedstdt hsing, dogs ok, close to bus,storjes. avail 6/ 16 9/ IS, 8141, call 3246705 pref couple.1 bdrm apt. Furn. 7 rm apt 54th &Cornell 2 blks to lake. Porch, yard, 3br, 2 baths, lr, dr. fc study. Avail 6 209/ IS Exc. cond Call 643 6245 between2 PM & 10 PMFURN BDRM(S) avail 6/ 7 9/ 25.Share 3 bdrm apt with grad maleExcel East HP location 888/ mobdrm 288 1831.2 bdrm apt w/ study in Jn 15 Sept 1Rates reas Respon. Couple 667 7671.Sunny studio 7/ 15 Oct 1 Kenwood bw55 & 56 rent 8110/ mo 493 0804Summer sublet June 15 Oct 1 option 2or 5 rm Sunny clean apt 53 Knwd8175/ mo unf but some furn avail 3635977 Keep tryingApt 6/ 15 9/ 15 by Kimbark plaza 4bdrms 8200/ mo Keith Olive 753 22614th floor. Chamberlin.SUMMER SUBLET. Furnished apt850/ mo. liv. kt bth 8 4 bdrms, nearUC. 363 3933 Cooperation in germination. GrassRoots Movement.ACTIVISTS Need a challengingsummer |ob? Work with anorganization for consumer protection,fight redlining, dignity for seniorcitizens and reform of our judicialsystem. Part and fulltime lobs,advancement possible Call for aninterview CITIZENS ACTIONPROGRAM 2200 N Lincoln Ave 9292922Need car driven from Chicago to SanFrancisco week of June 1st Call WaltStern 967 6065 or 493 9498Are you strong and handy? Domiscellaneous small house repairs,mow the lawn, etc for us 83 per hour,up to 8 hours a week, flexible hours. InKenwood on UC bus route 548 0017.KEYPUNCHING a few hrs ofkeypunching 83/ hr cash 324 3467 or753 4751.NUDIST TRAVEL CLUB needs morefemale volleyball players MYWCLUB. PO Box 1342, Aurora, IL 60507Need a babysitter from 8 30 to 2 30weekdays Call 752 3961.Top paying #1 leisure spa seekingattractive girls day or night work 3locations to choose call for more info337 8757 HOUSE SALE Leaving Kenwood after25 yrs Silver, glass, linens, lots offurniture, mens clothing size 38.hunting fishing golf equipment Sat.,Sun . May 24 8 25 4820 S Greenwood10 AM on 493 6940Wooden wardrobe, approx. 5'6" x 3'2”.Solid, good looking 830 Typwriter, oldremington manual, work perfectly,840 Metal bed frame adjustable, freeCall 684 0390Faculty, students, and staff, gradstudent working as a parttime salesrep for Ben Geller Chevrolet can givecompetitive deal on new car Notworking from a show room, will talkwith you on campus Call Ron 3 2000 orleave name and number at 955 1 487and I'll call you backJEWS IN ARABLANDSAriel Karem, Israeli Consul, WednesMay 21, noon, Hillel, sponsored byStudents for IsraelTRANSCEDENTALMEDITATIONTHIS IS ITMale grad wanted to share 6 rm apt52nd 8 Greenwood Call Van Days753 8304. eves 752 6151Avail Jul 1, University Apts. 1 bdrmpkg. exc security 947 9565 evesApt 4 rooms Sunny, quiet. Sublet tilMay Call 493 5714 Eves. Weekend5 room apt available to sublet June 15Fully Furnished kitchen, bedrmsLiving areas Fall option, 50th 8Dorchester 924 4056Root for the grass and it will root foryou Grass Roots Movement1 or 2 people wanted to share verylarge Hyde Park apt Convenient topublic trans Own rooms 3 blks fromlake 862 60 a mo. 643 72912 roommates needed for summersublet Possible fall option Furnished,fairly close to campus Less than 870per month. 241-7667Apartment on,our third floor vailablein exchange for 20 hours a weekbabysitting on weekdays after 3:X orweekends Bedroom, large ballroom,bath, semi kitchen Children 8, 6, 2.Pleasant Kenwood neighborhood OnUC Bus Route Couple preferredAvail Sept Possibiy earlier 548 0017Rm in large apartment vie. 54th andIngleside 877/ mo phone days 7879637 eves 2-51 7256 1 bdrm completely furnishedUniversity Housing, in Hyde Park,8100 includes everyting from privateparking to color TV set call 288 4197after 6 Must see, am sacrificing5 rm apt June Sept near U of C. Rentnegotiable 363 3548 anytimeSummer sublet furnished apt bdrm.livrm kitchen secure univ bldgw/ parking plus laundry 8144/ mo 7520268 afternoon and evening 753 2793SPACE WANTEDNeed cheap studio apt for 6/ 1 or 6/ 15Call Sherry 667 7163 aft 8 PM HELPProf needs summer sublet bedroomapt nr university. Prefer modernbldg Will consider fall option to buy orlease Call 357 6573 between 5 8 8 onlySCENESEUROPE FOR SALE CHEAP Youthfares are back, fly to Europe anydestination. "Thrift fare" for studentsover 22 yrs Special fare to MiddleEast via Athens Also Int'l Student IDcards. Railpasses, student tours andmore ... Call, write or stop in at NUSTravel Service, 22 W Monroe St., Rm.1503. Chicago. IL 60603 (312) 726 6836NUS is the nonprof it National Union ofStudent Travel Service of GreatBritain.4room apt 56th 8 Cottage summersublet with opt for fall 493 1707 eves11/2 room furn. kitchenette apt forJUNE 1 and July 1 8129/ mo 1 person5442 Harper Ml 3 9389CHICAGO BEACH BEAUTIFULFURNISHED APARTMENTS. Nearbeach, parks, loop, UC and 1C trains,11 mins, to loop busses, door Modestdaily, weekly, monthly rates 24 hr.desk, complete hotel services, 5100 SCornell DO 3 2400 Miss SmithSUBLETSSummer sublet, fall option 3 bdrms,53rd 8 S Harper On minibus route241 7157 eveningsOwn bedroom Own bath. 53rd 8Kenwood 862 50/ mo 241 5996 MattYoung Designs byELIZABETH GORDONHair Designers1 620 E. 53rd Sr.288-2900THB IS YOUR PROGRAMME:ONE YEAR..!HEMTWSTUCXES JEWSHISTUOUStH« wuja InstltutsARAD tSRAEi. * YOURHWFSSX3N Tennis? Everyone get your stufftogether at new Harper Court TennisShop 53rd 8 Harper Open May 24 9 5INTERESTED IN NO FRILLS LOWCOST JET TRAVEL to Europe.Africa, Middle East, Far East atminimum hassle? For informationcall EDUCATIONAL FLIGHTS, tollfree (800) 323 5569DINNER FOR 2 for Under 810 M THDinner Specials The COURT HOUSEin Harper CourtPEOPLE WANTEDWant a job in Europe this summer orfall? Language not essential, 2 mominimum, program includ orientation8194 00 Send for catalogue andapplication, enclose 81.00 StudentAlternatives Abroad, 176 W AdamsSt., Rm 1717. Chicago. IL 60603.WANTED Full time researchassistant/ secretary for U of C prof inpsychiatry call Dr, LawrenceFreedman at 753 2347, 5741 Drexelposition available immediately.Fall '75 student for babysitting inexhanage for pay or room/ partialboard Hours will vary but neverbefore 4 00 PM. Lg. Hyde Pk aptThree school age children 643 3792Need understanding? The grassunderstands you. Grass RootsMovementVERSAILLES5254 S. DorchesterWELL MAINTAINEDBUILDINGATTRACTIVE 1 % AND2Yt ROOM STUDIOSFURNISHEDor UNFURNISHED$129*. $209Based on AvailabilityAll Utilities IncludedAt Campus Bus StopFA 4-0200 Mrs. Groak Portraits 4 for 8 and up MaynardStudios. 1459 E S3 2nd F 643 4083PEOPLE FOR SALEMusician with college teaching expwant to teach voice and piano studentsof any age or level Please call 6846912.For Exp Cello Teacher Call 324 2144Instr. piano, violin, viola, musictheory, comp., recorder 84 hr., Spaninstr. 82/ hr. Kids tutored. 82/ hr. possat your place Call Thomas Robertson,667 3538For exp piano teacher call 947 9746Rob Stone Movers will move you in onetrip in van or enclosed truck.Guaranteed service and carefulhandling At very low cost 324 6255 or288 1364MILES ARCHER MOVERSReasonable prices Call 947 0698 or 7524910 for informationFOR SALESTEREO tor sale Good quality Fairprice Call 324 3060 soonSmith Corona Cornet Super 12portable full electric cartridge 6 moOld 8140 00 363 4300 apt 504.For the Bride: A Special Thrifty Salefor YOU at the Scholarship Shop 1372E 53rd St. Long dresses and Lingerie,Luscious and Lovely. We have a fewnice gifts too Sale starts today Booksale starts Thursday Hours, Mon Sat11 5 PMBALLS! 82 75 a can at new HarperCourt Tennis Shop 53rd 8 Harperopens May 24 M F 2 6 Sat 9 5 Sun 113Air conditioner, 8100 Desk 820 2dressers 810 363 4038'70 Mercury Montego 8500 285 1455Beautiful furn. Must sell moving toNYC. Early Am. style bureau 8140,night tables 8110 pr, Queen Anne stylecoffee tables 865, end tables 8120/ pr.red shag rug 830; Navajo rug 825. dblmatt sprgs 850; vac cir 8100. antique 9piece dr set 8750 642 3384Antique dresser w/ mirror very reasCall 643 9039 eves or wekends Come to the last intro lecture on TMtor this school year Weds, May 21,7: X PM, Ida Noyes FreeMOTORCYCLE1971 Honda CB3X only 6800 milesGood condition helmet, extras incCall 753 3658 or 955 6415 ask 8500Tl CALCULATORSLast chance to buy a Tl this year Allmodels available Call 241 5496. 7532249 rm 1518 for low pricesFOUNDOrange & white male cat 5/ 3, 57th &Blackstone Call 955 1880 eveningsWANTEDW'll buy additional tickets for June 14convocation I need up to 4 extra Willpay 85 apiece 241 6737 eves or leavemessage for Mark at Maroon officeLOSTOrange and black Indian clothshoulder bag containing gray boundnotebook, in late March, probably inRegenstein Reward offered Call 7534725ISRAEL AND THEMIDDLE EAST:A REASSESSMENTEhud Avriel, Consul General of Israel,Thurs May 22, 8 X PM at Cobb Hall.Reception at Hillel after talkSponsored by Students for IsraelBLACKFRIARSVital membership meeting May 22 at 7PM in Reynolds Club North LoungeWe will pick up next year's board atthe meeting so be there, y'all! AllBlackfriars welcome and rememberthe by law A Blackfriar is anyonewho has worked on any of our shows,in any way, at any timeSLEEP LABSubjects wanted tor sleep studiesduring summer months 810 per night.Apply in person at 5741 $ Drexel,Room X2, between 9 and 5, MonThursTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOCHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIPpresentsJIM WALLISof the People’s Christian CoalitionEditor of the Post-Americanspeaking on“FOR THOSE WHO HUNGER AND THIRST"North Lounge of Reynolds ClubFriday, May 23, 7:30 P.M. WHPK WANTSD-J'sDo you want to show on WHPK? Alimited number of shows for Summerand Fall will be available We areparticularly looking for broadcastersin Jazz and Classical Music. This isyour chance to put your golden voiceover the air. Pick up a Summerand/ or Fall program proposal atWHPK's offices — 2nd floor, MitchetlTower Submit proposals to JaneGinsburg. Program Director, NOLATER THAN MONDAY MAY 26Note This applies to current as wellas prospective Dj'sKOSHER FOODInterested in a Kosher Board Contractat Hillel for next tall? Dinners 6 days aweek Real possibility Contact EllenTabor or Joel Mull in WoodwardCourt, 753 2249CONDO $55,0004 bdrm, 3 bath wall wall carpeteddrapes, work firepi washer, dry settclean stove 624 5499TV REPAIRRONALD BLACK will fix it foryou! (Expert color, TV, B&W. TV,Stereo equip Fast, Cheap.Guaranteed Service!! Hyde ParkResident Call 667 5257BOOKS BOUGHTCash for used books, Powells 1X3 E57th St 955 7780STEP TUTORINGInterested in helping neighborhoodchildren? Student TutoringElementary Project needs volunteersto tutor students bi weekly in schoolwork or with special projects Formve information call Jay Sugar manat 947 8804 or Mary Lou Febka 2416256CLASSIFIEDS MAROON LECTUREAll of U of C students, faculty and staffare invited to the Inaugural address ofthe Maroon Lecture Series onTuesday. May X White House aideBradley Patterson will speak on thepresidential staff at I X at WoodwardCourt A reception will follow In theresident master's apartment.RIDESRide wanted to Ann Arbor for twoleave Fri/ Sa» return Sun Will shareexpenses 8> driving Chris 241 6193.PET LOSTLost, I mo old Seal Point Siamese cat.Fri. afternoon 50th K BlackstoneReward ‘or return 285 60591975-76 MAROONAlt persons with intentions of workingon the Maroon next year, or who feelthat they have serious complaintsabout things which can be corrected,are invited to attend a meehng in theMaroon office (Ida Noyes. 4304)Wednes at 7 p m.PAN PIZZADELIVERYThe Medici Delivers from 5-10 p m.weekdays. 5 11 pm Saturday, 6677394 Save 60 cents if you pick it upyourselfFURNITURELove seats slide pro movie mischumidifier 875 Glass table SIXDining table 6 chairs 82X It. wood 6245499STUDENT STEREOGood advice and better discounts onhi-fi lines like Advent, Citation, AR,Dual. Marantz. Pioneer, Sony, Teac.Technics and many more This week'sspecial Pioneer PL 10 with ShureM91, pair of Advent 2s, and Pioneer SX424 AM/FM receiver List at 8511, nowa» 8384 Call 241 5752 eveningsMaroon classifieds are charged by theline, 35 spaces per line, X cents perline for UC people. X cents per line forrepeat, 75 cents per line for non UCpeople, 60 cents to repeat Ads must besubmitted in person or mailed to theMaroon. 1212 E 59th st„ Chicago60637 No ads will be taken over thephone The ads must be paid inadvance Deadline for Tuesday'spaper is Friday at 3 X, deadline forFriday's paper is Wednesday at 3:XFor further information call 753 3265NATURAL FOODDinners weeknights at the BlueGargoyle 82 X 6 PMFREEOUTDOORSQUARE DANCE PERSONALSMONTMARQUET' IS COMING!Need a string job? We do it onpremises at new Harper Court TennisShop S3rd & Harper opens May 24 M F2 6 Sat 9 5 Sun 114.The Scholarship Shop wishes toapologize for the Half Price Bag Salethat failed to take place last week Wewill announce a date soon for thisgreat sale Thanks for coming inTrying to sublet your apartment1 Sellyour furniture? Try Maroon classifiedads you're sure to be successful Seethe above ad under Classifieds fordirections in placing your adPREGNANCY TESTING10 AM 2 PM Saturday SI X donationAugustana Church at 55th &WoodiawrComing May 24 at 8 PM on Ida Noyesparking lot again with music by FoxRiver Valley Boys and calling by PaulCollins In case of rain, in Ida Noyesgym and softsoled shoes required (nohard leather). Free from U of CFolkdancers By The South SideWomen's Health ServicesGRASS ROOTSThe Plant Department is now seedingthe quads Watch out tor roped offareas Root for the grass and it willroot for you Cooperation ingermination Grass Roots MovementRIDESRide wanted to Forest Park fromuniversity (8 X AM 4 PM workinghours) Will share expenses 77 1 9310Evenings Mrs Shubha South Side Rape Crisis Line. 667 4014A referral and moral supportcommunity service We can help!WRITERS WORKSHOP (PL 2 8377)WANTuij ADS... _ A WORLD OF1*1RESULTS/^°*S FOR P€0^'Tuesday. May 20, 1975—The Chicago Maroon 7Big Med Machine ends SYF dynastyBy MIKE KLINGENSMITHThe Big Med Machineended an era Saturday af¬ternoon as they upsetdefending IM softballchampions, See Your Food13-12. Big Med will advanceto the playoffs asrepresentatives of theDivisional Red League. SeeYour Food ends its seasonand its three year reign asUniversity champion.The other entries in theseason-ending playoffs arenot quite as clear. LowerRickert has sewn up theUndergraduate Blue titlegoing undefeated in fourleague contests. HitchcockEast wrapped up the Un¬dergraduate White with an18-3 victory over Salisburyyesterday afternoon atBurton-Judson. HitchcockEast will enter the playoffsnot having lost an un¬dergraduate contest in thelast four years. Last yearthey were declared ineligiblewhen they locked up in adouble forfeit with Psi Up-silon in the first round of theplayoffs.In the undergraduateIndependent, ninth-ranked The Harder They Come willplay this afternoon for thetitle in a contest with TheBlackstone Rangers. Thetwo teams played to a tieearlier in the season.Shorey House, by virtue ofa 23-5 victory yesterdayafternoon over ThompsonNorth has pulled into a three-way tie with Lower Flint andtenth-ranked Psi Upsilon inthe Undergraduate Red Allthree teams finished 5-1 andwill play off for the title.There is another three-waytitle tie in the DivisionalWhite where Nameless. TheCommon Law Seals, and TheBillikens, ranked third,fourth, and fifth respec¬tively. have finished 5-1.Hublersburg Hotel, a dark-horse graduate team,defeated Divinity in extrainnings 14-13 yesterdayafternoon to tie with Son ofDartos for the DivisionalBlue crown.The Divisional Greenwinner was decided in a wildafternoon of softballyesterday. The B-Schoolemerged on top. winning animpressive doubleheader byedging Dead Meat 9-7 in thefirst game and pounding Divisional White, and theHublersburg Hotel/ Son ofDartos winner against the B-School Bombers.The winner of LowerRickert/ Hitchcock East will meet the UndergraduateRed champion for theResidence title, and thewinner of that one will moveto the UndergraduateChampionship game with theIndependent champs.Hass cites winning spring seasonsFOOD IS THROUGH: Not even Bob Yovovich couldsave See Your Food fro.n defeat at the hands of theBig Med Machine Saturday at Stagg Field.Economics in the title-decider 15-3.It is believed that theplayoffs “should be ready tostart by Wednesday,” ac¬cording to IM Czar Bill Vendl.First round playoff gameswill pit Lower Rickertagainst Hitchcock East. TheBig Med Machine against thewinner of the hecticsonal best Saturday at Northwestern. Cathy Vanderloos (shown here) took first inthe discus and shot, while Becky Clouse lopped fifteen seconds off her top prac¬tice time to finish second in her initial competitive mile.given nine years servicesince graduating Phi BetaKappa ... you’d think he’d besmart enough to know betterby now.” Haydon noted thatparticipation on the varsitytrack team this year washigher than ever with 58athletes. Because of thistremendous interest in thetrack program, Haydonstaged many springdevelopment meets onSundays for everyone to geta chance to compete. The1975 season was highlightedby the harriers’ showing atthe Beloit Relays where they"ran into the right com¬petition” taking home 5watches, 15 medals, 2plaques, and the secondplace team trophy. SeniorGeorge Jones presented theteam trophy to athleticdirector Hass for inclusion inthe Bartlett Gym TrophyRoom to mark “the con¬temporary era of track at the University of Chicago”. Therest of the season was alsosuccessful as a number ofvarsity records fell while theteam registered a winningseason. Dan Hildebrand washeralded as the high pointman on this year’s team.Haydon also singled out theefforts of Tony Julianellewho ran a sub-three hourrace at this year’s BostonMarathon, “quite an ac¬complishment and the resultof a lot of hard work” ac¬cording to Haydon.Finally, featured speakerBill Jauss spoke brieflybefore fielding questionsfrom the audience. Asportswriter for the ChicagoTribune, Jauss prefaced hisremarks by claiming to seethrough the University’simage. “I know you’re alltrying to impress me asbeing intellectuals,” Jaussnoted, “but don’t think I suppose ail those track menwho aren’t here tonight areout at Stagg Field building anew bomb ... I’ve been toNotre Dame and Ohio Stateand I know that theUniversity of Chicago is oneof the biggest jock factoriesin the country.”A buffet dinner concludedthe banquet after an¬nouncements concerning theupcoming annual GraduateOrder of the ‘C’ BanquetThursday, May 22 at theQuadrangle Club and thetraditional ‘C’ blanketpresentation for graduatingfour-year lettermen at thisyear’s Inter-Fraternity Sing.All undergraduate lettermenmay pick up free tickets forthe ‘C’ dinner at the BartlettOffice before Wednesdayafternoon. Everyone iswelcome at the Inter-Fraternity Sing which will beheld June 7 at 9:00 p.m. inHutchinson Court.sometimes see aroundBartlett Pool” according tooutgoing Order of the ‘C’president, Mike Krauss) inattendance, tennis coachChris Scott kicked off theevening's festivities withpraise for his 1975 netters.They have compiled a 10-1record with one matchremaining. Scott pointed outthat more important thantheir team record was thefact that eight players havehad a winning record in dualmeets, four of those losingonly one match. Scott citedthe fine play of *1 singlesplayer Kim Williams whoplaced second at theWhitewater InvitationalTournament. Scott will losethree key men to graduationnext year in Williams. TerryLichtor. and Wayne Threatt.but nevertheless sounded anoptimistic note for thefuture.Next to present awards was Walter Hass, this time inhis capacity as golf coachHass was very pleased withhis linksmen’s 9-5-1 seasonalthough he couldn’tremember many other yearswhen golf balls had been lostin snow drifts. Both he andScott commented on theunusual Chicago “spring”weather which drove theirteams inside early in theseason Hass mentionedSteve Daniloff’s season lowround of 76 and the con¬sistently good play of seniorBob W’haren who will begraduating after fourstraight years of shooting as"1 man for the Maroons.Hass next turned the floorover to John Angelus, theMaroon's head baseballcoach who first thanked hisassistant coach Bill Horganand then praised his playersfor their dedicated workthroughout the season. Thisyear’s squad “paid theirdues to earn these awards”claimed Angelus. He spokeof his players as examples ofthe type of “success-orientedstudent” that attendsChicago and “realizes thatpreparation is necessary ifthe game is to takenseriously.” This year’s teamdid just that in compiling an11-7 record. In awardingvarsity ‘C’s’, Angelus madespecial mention of NorvalBrown’s .344 battingaverage, Ed Conner’s 24consecutive scoreless in¬nings pitched, Steve Rocz-niak’s efforts as the team’smost improved player,“Ironman” Jack LeVan’snew nickname, and JeffLarson, “one of the finestshortstops in the Chicagoarea, bar none.”PYLE: Mike Pyle, general manager of the ChicagoSting and former All Pro center for the Chicago Bearswill address the 69th Annual Order of the C dinner Next up was varsity trackcoach, Ted Haydon, who firstthanked assistant coach JimCottingham for his help.“Cottingham,” Haydonexplained, “is a guy who hasBy JIM KAPLANMen’s athletic directorWalter Hass opened the 1975Spring Awards Banquet lastThursday night in theBartlett Gymnasium TrophyRoom by voicing his fearthat ‘‘we may be in¬vestigated by the NCAAafter this spring.” Hass'apprehensions are based onthe showing of the Univer¬sity's spring men's athleticteams which has raised afew suspicious eyebrows inathletic circles. In fact, forthe first time in recentmemory, all four varsityteams have enjoyedtremendously successfulseasons finishing theircampaigns well over the .500mark, an unusuallyremarkable a c -complishment in Chicagoathletics.With special guest. John T.Wilson (* ‘a guy we IM SOFTBALL TOP TEN1. The Big Med Machine (6) 7-0 602. See Your Food 6-1 523. Nameless 5-1 474. The Common Law Seals 5-1 435. The Billikens 5-1 346. Hitchcock East 5-0 337. The B-School Bombers 3-0 228. Salisbury 5-0 129. The Harder They Come 4-0-1 1110. Psi Upsilon 5-1 10Points are awarded out of a possible 60 with tenpoints for first place votes, nine for second, etc.Numbers in parentheses indicate first placevotes.Others receiving votes: Hublersburg Hotel,Economics, Lower Rickert. Shorey, Lower Flint.Son of Dartos. Divinity, and The BlackstoneRangers.Records do not include Monday’s games.8—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, May 20, 1975