S. G. outlasts marathon of tediumBy STEVE DURBINThe Student Government met last Monday,November 19, foh what proved to be a te¬dious marathon voting session, will roll-callafter roll-call interspersed only by bitterexchanges between representatives. Whenthe meeting finally ended, only three peoplewere chosen for four SFA Court vacancies,the COESO budget of $21,0% was approved,and the results of the special elections wereratified.Nearly two hours of the meeting wereconsumed by the process of electing justicesto the SFA court. In a display of sadismrarely seem in Roberts Rules of Order, theassembly was required to endure thirteenroll-call votes in order to nominate fourpeople for the vacancies, and then to decideupon them individually. The procedure wasto accept as many nominations as the flooroffered, and to have a vote. The name withthe lowest vote tally would then be droppedfrom the list, and the process is repeated.When the list was reduced to two names, theassembly voted on each name individually, with a two-thirds majority required forapproval.After one round of this, the assembly hadapproved Lee Boocker and Kathy O’Brien asjustices. The procedure was then interruptedby Dennis Navarra, chief justice of the SFAcourt. He asked the assembly to elect him tothe court, even though he was already amember, because being newly elected wouldallow him to participate in the suit againstSG that was on the docket of the court.This created considerable confusion amongthe assembly, and an effort was made tosuspend the rules so that the nomination ofNavarra could be decided singly. This onlysucceeded in wasting more time. In order toalleviate some of the confusion abouttransferring from one seat to another,Navarra boldly offered to resign as chiefjustice, and to have his nomination decidedalong with the rest of the nominations fromthe floor.In the ensuing round of voting, Navarrawas eliminated from consideration. This lefthim on the court, but no longer was he thechief justice. He has since been appointedtemporary chief justice by the court until the next SG meeting.The assembly laboriously narrowed thenominees for the two remaining vacancies toJoseph Morris and Kelly Kleiman. Instead ofthe usual pro forma approval of the two, theassembly voided half of their efforts of theprevious hour and rejected the nomination ofJoseph Morris. This leaves a vacancy on thecourt yet to be filled, despite the fact that theassembly was constitutionally required to fillall vacancies by last Wednesday.In other actions, the assembly approvedthe CORSO allocations for 1973-74. CORSO isgiven a budget of $35,000 by the university,through the dean of students. Of that amount,$21,0% was distributed among seventeenstudent organizations, including over athousand dollars in loans. Among the largestgrants were: $6,503 for Student Government,$5776 for WHPK, $1105 for Gay Lib, and $1061for the Order of the C. The allocation forWHPK was labeled an initial allocationbecause a study is to be made to determinethe extent of their listenership, which will inturn determine how much more of WHPK’srequest of $7268 will be granted, if any.The remaining money in CORO’s budget, approximately fourteen thousand dollars,will be reserved for any new requests formoney that organizations may come up withthroughout the school year.When the CORSO budget was beingdebated, Joseph Morris entered anamendment to the budget to add $2001 to the$5776 already allocated to WHPK. He saidthat if other organizations did not have theinitiative to apply for funds by now, he feltthat the remaining funds could be distributedto those which had applied. His amendmentwas defeated, largely because of argumentsfrom members of CORSO that such an actionwould void all of the effort that they put intodeciding on the allocations.In other actions, it was announced that BobEsty, former head of the Election and Rulescommittee, had formally resigned that post.The assembly voted on a tie that occurred inthe freshman elections, choosing DaphneMacklin over John Vail. A representativewas also chosen from the four people tied forthe position from the divinity school (withone vote apiece). Lewis Rambo was selected,on the basis that he was the only one inattendance.The Chicago MaroonVolume 82, Number 17 The University of Chicago Tuesday, November 27, 1973Grad student feared dead in KenyaBy MICHAEL RUDY •Copyright. Chicago Moroon 1973Melanie Fuller, a University of Chicagograduate student in the biology department,has been missing in Kenya since last Mayand is presumed dead.Ms. Fuller was in Kenya doing someresearch for - a PhD when she suddenly•disappeared on or about May 12. BettySchnaar, a personal friend of Ms. Fuller,received a letter dated May 12. That is the thelast known communication she had withanyone.The Kenyan police are investigating thedisappearance but have not yet solved thecase. Last month they found the body of awoman, but it has not been positivelyidentified as that of Melanie Fuller.Fuller, a California native, came toChicago for the fall quarter in 1971 with a BSNew Greek PrimeMinister UC graduate?As part of the military coup d’etat Sundaywhich ousted former Greek strong manGoerge Papadopoulos, a former economicsprofessor in the University has been namedto the second highest post in the new Greekgovernment.Adamantios Androutsopoulos, 54, has beennamed as prime minister by new Greekpresident Phaedon Gizikis. Androutsopoulos<according to newspaper reports a graduateof the University after stydyig both law andeconomics here, supposedly taughteconomics at the University until 1%7, whenhe returned to Greece.However, economics professor D. GaleJohnson, who has been associated with theeconomics department for thirty years, doesnot recall anyone by that name as either aprofessor or a student. “There was no facultymember by that name that I can recall,” hesaid. However, he promised to check thefiles.Phil Neal, dean of the law school, notedthat he looked up Androutsopoulos’ record,and commented, “He was a student here forsix quarters, but did not graduate.” degree from UCLA and a MS degree fromSan Francisco State College. In the spring of1972 she advanced to candidacy status (forPhD).In July 1972, Fuller went to the Masai-Amboseli Game Reserve in Kenya whichsince 1%3 has been the main site fordepartment research in primate behaviour,social organization and ecology. GlenHousefader, another Chicago graduatestudentjand his wife were already working inAmboseli when Fuller arrived. Ms. Fullerwas under the supervision of her facultysponsor, Stewart Altmann, professor in thedepartments of biology, anatomy, and theCollege.In August, 1972, Altmann and his wifearrived in Kenya where they remained for amonth. Fuller was taught how to do fieldwork and, according to Altmann, benefitedfrom the Housefuders’ experiences.The Altmanns returned to Chicago at theend of August. Glen Housefader remained inKenya until September 20th. After hisdeparture, Fuller was on her own. She hadthe help of an experienced man who cookedand did maintenance work.According to Altmann, Fuller had “afalling out” with th«s man and moved into ahouse apart from other buildings in thecamp. The structure was a hut with heavyadobe walls and a thatched roof, called a“banda” in Swahili.Ms. Fuller was researching the effects ofperipheralization on social organization inprimates, the effects of maternal care oninfant survival, and the varying uses ofterritory between different species ofprimates.In August, 1972, she submitted a revisedresearch proposal to her doctoralcommittee. This was found unacceptable, forpractical reasons, and she was instructed tosubmit a new plan. Altmann said this wassomething he thought she could do in a fewweeks, but several months went by and noplan was forthcoming. “Finally near the endof December I made it quite clear to her thatshe still didn’t have an acceptable proposal,”Early in January 1973 she submitted a newplan. This too was found unacceptable and ina department meeting on January 18th adecision was made to drop Fuller as a student.Fuller had been provided with a stipend. equipment and research facilities fromAltmann’s grant which he had received fromthe National Institutes of Mental Health.After Altmann withdrew his support, she wasauthorized to spend funds to store equipmentand put the camp in order. Even though shehad enough money for a plane ticket, theticket was purchased in this country andcabled to her. She was given until the end ofFebruary to leave Kenya.She never left because Monte Lloyd, profes¬sor in the department of biology, agreed tosponsor her. Lloyd was in Africa fromFebruary 17th until March 4th, 1973, while onhis way to India. He was out of this countrywhen the department decided to dismissFuller and, therefore, had no part in thatdecision. “It took the department somewhatby surprise that I was willing to sponsorher.” stated Lloyd.Lloyd met Fuller in Nairobi sometimearound March 1. She asked him to be hersponsor. He agreed because he found her“work interesting enough to sponsor asecology.” Lloyd further commented, “1 wasthe only one who encouraged her to stay, I’msorry to say.”Lloyd made it clear to Fuller that he had nofunds for her support so she would have tomeet all her own expenses. She was willing tospend her own money to stay in Africa.According to Lloyd, “She was determined tostay. There was no way to get her to comehome.”Fuller applied to the Hines FundCommittee on Evolutionary Biology forfunds. About May 12, the time of herdisappearance, she was granted $862. Thismoney has never been used. Fuller owedAltmann nearly that amount for an advancehe had given her.On March 6th, Fuller submitted a researchproposal to the department. “I helped herwrite up the proposal when I was there”, saidLloyd. This proposal dealt with thedisappearance of trees due to increasedsalinization and the effect this had onmonkeys. She never actually started on thisproject.About this time Fuller was attempting toget an extension of her visa, which was due toexpire in June. In addition, foreignresearchers need a research permit from theKenyan government. Fuller also was trying to renew that. In the last letter she wrote toLloyd, dated April 25, she wrote, “Researchpermit going okay. Visa not.”Lloyd listed four reasons for suspecting“foul play”. These are. her car was leftlocked and sitting in front of the mechanic’sshop in Amboseli; her passport is in the car;no money has been withdrawn from her bankaccount since her disappearance; and thefact that she has disappeared. The carremained locked and its contentsundisturbed until September 16. In addition,her field notebook, which was important inher work, was also in the car. The last entry,dated May 11, notes that a troop of baboonsbroke the thatch roof of her house and didsome damage to the interior of the building.As far as can be determined, neither thedate nor the cause of Ms. Fuller’sdisappearance has been established.According to Betty Schnaar, “It took a longtime to establish that she was missingbecause she’s so independent.”Contacted at her home in California, Mrs.B.J. Fuller, Melanie’s step-mother,commented, “She’s (Melanie) dead andwe’re expecting verification.” Shespeculated that the case should be solved in amatter of days. Ms. Schnaar was of the sameopinion. Parents and friends declinedcomment on the conduct of the Kenyan policeinvestigation.Lloyd, too, declined to comment except toexpress confidence that the police wouldsolve the case. He commented “I’m surethey’re doing the best they can.’’ He added“It’s a major job of sleuthing to get theanswer but I’m confident the Kenyan policewill come up with it because of theimplications for the tourist trade if theydon’t.”Last news issueThe last news issue of the Maroon for thisquarter will be on November 30. There willbe no issue on December 4. The last issue forthe quarter will be on December 7comprising the Grey City Journal and theChicago Literary Review.The advertising deadline for the Nov. 30issue is 3:30 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 28.Quarter TextsIn order to make room for theincoming Winter Quarter Text¬books, Autumn Quarter Text#will be removed from theshelves onSATURDAY, DECEMBERpfWe urge that you purchase anI needed Fall Quarter Texts nplater than Friday, November 30ThankDecember 15 to January 4Chicago-London-Rome/Rome-London-Chicago$232 roundtrip + $3 airport tax; Alitalia DC 8Eligibility is limited to U of C students, staff and faculty(Plus spouse and children).Come to Ida Noyes, rm 306 from 2-7 p.m. or cal! 753 35982-The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, November 27, IV73By JOHN RAWLS r''' " ' :'r -Mv first n upon r< MikeKrauss articS.unck ■ fot tiall im« Vtaroon, N)v. 20)was one ol gMfjfication If warmed ,thec< < kies .. lyhaai I to si e Mi. K; iuss - a star'• ' -Cv;:v . /'LfY’ ” ■ ■ -• •- • ''; ;V; : ayo - / !keys grunting and cursing at the mysterious......Never eless, if Mr Krauss cannot beexpected to write an article that might shineas literature, one might at least expect him,as Maroon sports editor to be knowledgeableand informative about the game hedescribes, and about the nature of sportingcontests in general.Sports an ga es are defined, almostentirely, by the rules and regulations thatare designed for each parti ilar sportStrictly speaking, the only reason that onecannot justly play football with baseball batsis that the regulations of the game specifythe equipment that may be employedLikewise the reason that one team isgranted the same number of points forscoring a touchdown that its opponents scoreis that the rules of the game establish an application of the rules is or can betbsol y i In • md thefact that »ome ibtballplayer: ind :sports editors will not take the time to readthe rules does not in any way defend thequestionable judgments inevitably made byarbitrary but uniform system of scoring.In any sport, there are bound toJ)e rulesthat can quite cogehtly be argued to beirrational. One rule that Mr. Kraussmentions in his. article (a rule defining themechanics of a legal punt) is a good example3f rule I h, enl d. Yerule, however unreasonable, is clearlypi nt< •’ * the Int mm-... o< ball rule ^ . ,,sn« t; it is one oi the rules that loi better or OL | J r i |foi tel ■played at the University of Chicago. Thetime to raise an objection to a rule which iscontrary to Mr Krauss’ obviously befuddled . 'opinion) quite clearly stated as one of thegoverning principles of the game is not when. particular case oi the application of thatrule arises—in this case, in the middle ofa championship level game but rather before the season starts, or after it has ended.Any other suggestions for amending therule would imply that some part of thethe rule wo d m{ y th; t - m< part of theseason should be play< ; n iei mi set ofrules, while the rest of the season should beplayed under a different set; such anarrangement would, of course, be patentlyinequitable.Certainly it cannot be maintained that theCALENDARTuesday, November 27,q - • ; *-* lr>rorganizing a sustained defense campaign at the Church Ofthe Holy Covenant, 925 W. Diverse.y, 8 p.m.Films: “American Revolution", Blue Gargoyle, 8 p.mLecture: George Anastaplo (author of the "Con¬stitutionalist- Notes on the First Amendment") will talk on"Impeachment Playing with Fire?" Breckinridge House,4:30 p.mMeeting: Committee Against Racism, Reynolds Club, NorthLounge, 7:30 0.m.Sports: All undergraduate women interested in varsitybasketball, Ida Noyes Gym, 4.30 p.m.Lecture: ^'Ambiguity and vagueness in some Russianreflexives," Pnof Billy Joe Darden, Social Sciences 302, 4p.mMeeting. Astronomical Society, Ecxhart 209, 7:30 p.m. Thursday, November 29,Physics Colloquium: Professor Frederick Reif, Eckhart133, 4:30 p.m.Concert: Redwood Landing and David Gross, BlueGargoyle 8 30 pm i:-or ticket information call D03 8142,Si .50 at the door, also at Cooley's Corner,Wednesday, November 28,Seminar: "Ion Pair Formations in Neutral Collisions,Daniel Auerbach, Kent 103, 4pm Friday, November30,Concert: Redwood Landing and David Gross, BlueGargoyle, 8:30 p.m.Lecture: "Parent Offspring Conflict," Prof. R. L. Trivers,Human Development Seminar Room (5730 Woodlawn), 10p.m.Forum: "Boycott Farah Pants, The Farah Strike", 428 S.Wabash, 5th f!. 8:00 pm.Lecture: "The Role of Herpes Simplex Genitalis in anumber of different human cancers", Albert B Sabin,Cummings Life Science Center, Room 101 2:00 p.m.Gay Women: Coffee House, Blue Gargoyle, 8-12 p.m. Allwomen are welcome. oven the best referees; to err is humanNeither is it a permissible defense ofIntramural referees to contend, as MikeKlinger mith did a Maroon ettei to theeditor last wifitel that the caliber of IMofficials is at least as high as that of IMparticipants. There are standards ofperformane- tha r 1 ist be exp<. ted ■ * sportsOfficials, regardless of the level ofcompetition involved.One important standard that is implied bythe etymology of the word “referee” is thatthe official must be totally familiar with therules Regarding the complaint that Mr.Krauss made of the official’s judgement on apunt made by ZAP, it is clear that the officialknew the rule governing that situation betterthan Mr Krauss, and presumably betterthan the ZAP puriter.Familiarity with the rules is important,but even when players adhere to the rules of“touch” football the game is in many waysas rough as the brand of football played byMr Krauss; it is merely the formalities ofprotective equipment and skilled instructorsthat are done away w ith. When the rules aredisregarded by one or both teams, it is thereferee’s duty to employ whatever meanshe legally can employ to preserve life andlimb. Thus, a second criterion that must bemet by an official is competence at keepingthe situation under control. This is assubjective a standard as the first isobjective, and unfortunately, subjectiveinterpretations are particularly liableto the criticisms of the partial and theignorant. The two penalties most often onused to. maintain civility in football games,those for unnecessary roughness and forinsportsmanlik# coisome extent be applauded by the teambenefited and damned by the team judged toled ns tobe, or the greater its significance to theseason, *he more the play in question isapplauded or condemned. Nevertheless, theifen - ■ I h pla Ito the standard of whatever rules arehappeiga ’ i 'm* • ;he subje* t of Mr Krauss’article, that deliberate physical injury as theresult of illegally rough play is imminent (aconditi<m| thal ; h<• (}ii\irtei Founder’squarterback will certainly agree to havebeen the case), the disqualification of unrulyplayers (or their teams is quite in order.It is not mv intention to voicce a lament forthe thankless lot of the IM official, for hislow pay...an naus< im Nevertheless,someone whu like Ml Krauss-or. certain i.Mparticipants, takes it upon himself/ herself tocriticize the officials in any given ithleti<contest should ask himself/ herself twoquest ions : i> Is the rule involved in theofficial's (-ail really understood? (2) Is theverbal (or physical) protest an expression ofdisagreement with the official’s call, or ofdissatisfaction with one’s own performance?P. S It should be observed that theIntramural teams that, while not necessarilythe best in any one sport, know the mostabout what they are doing, express proteststhat are primarily of the second type, whenthe heat of conflict is past, they are generallyquite courteous to both their opponents andto the referees For example, ZAP and BackRow, (which was quite unjustly known as“the most obnoxious Intramural team of1972-73”) are not only two the most able andcompetitive teams in any given IM sport,but they are also the best informed about therules Furthermore, some of the ZAP playersm particular obviously understand the'million of a sports official This fact wa-demonstrated by the job they did at thisyear's Intramural wrestling tournament.Their performance in this capacity was a• example of what sports officiatingshould be like at its best.U of C Charter FlightsAnnouncesThere are still seats available to:Radicals discuss "sell-out" optionsBy MARIA CRAWFORDOn Tuesday, November 20, there was ameeting of the Democratic Socialists in thenorth lounge of Reynolds Club. The purposeof the meeting was to discuss “Options forRadicals—Not Selling Out”. Leading thediscussion were Professor Coatsworth,professor of history, Peggy Herbert, acommunity organizer, and Dr. AlfredKlinger.The purpose of the discussion was to helpgraduate students make proper decisionsconcerning certain problems they would facein pursuing their chosen careers. The basicproblem, as outlined in the discussion, is hownot to become a “sell out”—one who forgetsabout basic ethical problems because theyconflict with the pursuit of his career.The discussion began with problems foundin graduate school itself. Some students feltthat if you didn’t say what the professorswanted to hear, your future would be badlyhurt.Professor Coatsworth answered this bysaying that students felt constrained to speaktheir minds not because of any action by aprofessor but because of a climate they tendto put themselves into. Generally, he felt,students think the risks are greater than theyare. The way students can minimize theproblem is through collaboration withstudents who feel similarly. With properpreparation, a problem can be collectivelypresented to a professor with more force.Dr. Klinger began talking about problemsin medical school. He felt that medicalstudents tend to learn out of fear rather thanstimulation. He also felt that collectiveaction was difficult in medical school. Like-minded people run into problems with oneanother which must be resolved if they wantto continue with their action.Dr. Klinger went on to talk about fightingthe “establishment” in professional life.Students, he felt, tend to be trained too mechanically—with no feeling. If one allowshimself to be susceptible to feelings, one getsvision. With vision one can “challenge theentire establishment on their own basis”.Peggy Herbert then talked about theproblem of deciding which career to enterinto. One must decide what values he wantsto uphold and decide on that basis.One student from the law school pointedout that law school exemplified problemsdiscussed in this meeting. On examinationsthe students simply repeat what the“bosses” have said. He claimed that onestudent had challenged this in class, butwouldn’t have been able to do this if manyother students in the class hadn’t collectivelysupported him.Coatsworth then pointed out that risks areless now than they were several yearsbefore. He also felt that the term radicalismwas contradictory to risk aversion. Theproblem lay not in student protection but in“bringing the students to talk.”Klinger said that you must be prepared togive up certain things in order to obtain moreimportant things. He felt that there are“opportunities to operate in the presentstructure if you have enough push.”Coatsworth then outlined some questionsto use as a guide for not selling out in aprofession career. The questions were: (1)what is the significance of the service interms other than just the immediate,mechanical aspects? (2) at what point do youdraw the line and refuse to do something inyour profession which conflicts with yourethicalprinciples? and (3) whatcriteriadoyouuse to determine the radical or politicaleffect of what you are being asked to do inyour service?If you become a sell-out, said Coatsworth,you are caught in a rut by a “pervasivedevelopment of a system of values” whichyou don’t agree with but which you followanyway. “You find this when your activities are toward your profession only.”Klinger then pointed out that many peopledon’t realize the opportunities in radicalism.Many radicals romanticize too much and “gooutside of reality to the detriment of theirobjectives”.The meeting ended with an attack on theDemocratic Socialists Party itself by theBy JEFF ROTHThe University board of trustees hasapproved the creation of a visitingcommittee on student programs andfacilities. The chairman of the newcommittee is to be Robert Greenebaum,treasurer of Inland Steel, president of thegraduate Order of the C, and a Universityalumnus.Other committee members include:William Abbott, special counsel, MinnesotaMining and Manufacturing, Jay Berwanger,the first Heisman Triophy winner, trusteeIrving Harris, former resident head Dr.Andrew Thomas, and Sharon PercyRockefeller, wife of trustee Jay Rockefeller.Frances Moore Ferguson, an alumna whowas active in women’s athletics and studenthousing, was also named to the committee,as was Michael Nemeroff, who was a fencerwhile in the College here.Robert Samuels, president of Yellow andChecker Cabs, was also appointed to thebody, as was Daniel Smith, vice president ofWeyerhauser Lumber. Both are parents ofrecent College alumni.Others named to the committee are:Farwell Smith, Lucille Strauss, Bernard Campus Sparticist Club, a communist group,which claimed that the DemocraticSocialists were hypocritical in that the thingsthey were saying were exactly opposite totheir actions. The response of theDemocratic Socialists was that the purposeof the meeting was not to argue about such amatter, and the meeting was adjourned.Weissbourd, Hope'Abelson, BernardDelGiorno, and John Dille, and Mrs. GeorgeRanney, wife of trustee George Ranney.According to chairman Greenebaum, thecommittee was established “because of thecentral importance of student programs andfacilities for students in all parts of theUniversity, graduate and undergraduatealike, and because of the importance ofmaintaining student services in keeping withthe high academic standards and traditionsof the University.”Unlike other visiting committees, whichtend to concentrate their attention ondevelopments and problems within a specificacademic unit, the new committee will beconcerned with topics affecting allUniversity students. The committee isscheduled to meet with students and facultyat least twice a year.The committee is designed to offerconstructive criticism and an outside view ofUniversity student programs. The membershave been chosen, according to theUniversity by-laws, to include persons“particularly qualified to deal with the areacovered... as well as persons whose generalexperience qualifies them to be ofassistance.Trustees create visitingcommittee for studentsLETTERS TO THE EDITORReply to Farah IIIIn his essay on Page 2 of the Maroon ofNovember 16, Mr. Muhammad Farahdescribes the tragedy of the Middle Eastwith much eloquence and littleunderstanding of either the range of theproblem or the need for its resolution. In hisperspective a centuries-old problem of worldwide scope shrinks to the dimensions of thetwentieth century and a corner of the MiddleEast. I shall not dwell on the narrow limits ofhis discussion but rather on his failure toaddress himself to either the need for moralsolution or the means for its implementation.The horrors of the Middle East crisis arerooted in the insistence that only twoalternatives exist, an Arab or a Jewishvictory. The possibility of a third alternative,an accomodation between the twoantagonists, seems beyond .hiscomprehension. Surely it is time for men tocommunicate face to face rather than to tearat each other like savage beasts.SincerelySidney KatzReply to Farah IVI would like to both thank and congratulateMr. Muhammad Farah for bringing up in hisarticle printed in the November 16th issue ofthe Maroon many unknown (and mostlyinsignificant within their proper context)facts from history of Zionism. There aremany points in Mr. Farah’s article, however,which aren’t quite clear, therefore I wouldlike to elaborate on some of them.Firstly, I do not know where Mr. Farahtakes his figures on the division of Palestinefrom, and I am not going to dispute them. Iwould like to point out, however, that JudeanDesert and Negev comprised about twothirds of UN’s Jewish State, and hence only30 percent of usable land was given to theJews (assuming Mr. Farah’s figures arecorrect). It should also be pointed out, thatnot one town in that state was founded byArabs.Secondly, many Jews also failed to see thejuctinp of UN’s partition nf Palpstine as large communities of Jews living inJerusalem and Western Galilee foundthemselves in the “Arab State”.Thirdly, during the course of the fighting in1948 (which by the way, was started by theArabs opposing existence of any Jewish statein Palestine be it on 55 or 5.6 percent of theland) many Jews were also forced to fleetheir homes.Fourthly, after UN had insisted thatrefugees be given the choice of repatriationor compensation, Arabs never evenconsidered letting Jews repatriate toHebron, or compensating the Jewishcommunity in Israeli Jerusalem for the fourancient synagogues senselessly destroyedafter the old city of Jerusalem fell into Arabpossession.Fifthly, it might be true that not manyAmericans know about the “massacre” ofQibya. But then not many Americans knowabout Jews massacred in Upper Galilee orHebron.Finally I would like to mention that whileMr. Farah could find an endless number ofJewish writings advocating the Arab cause, Iwas unable to find one Arab sourcesympathizing with the Jews.Andrew KatzFarah repliesI would like to reply to the two “replies toFarah” in the Tuesday Maroon. Technically,it is true that the Emergency Regulationsanp’v to all “citizens” of Israel, but in factthe) are applied only to Arabs. Even Jewishradicals who support the Palestinianstruggle are usually tried by other laws (i.e.Ahaaron Cohen).As for whether or not the Zionists seriouslyconsidered creating the Jewish state inUganda, allow me to cite the words of DavidBen-Gurion: “Joseph Chamberlain,England’s Secretary for Colonies offeredUganda, an offer that split the ZionistOrganization” (my emphasis) (Ben-Gurion,D. Israel: Years of Challenge, p. 5) This“split” suggests serious consideration, doesit not? Admittedly. Herzl often sounded as though he meant for Uganda to be a mere“stepping-stone” to Palestine, as in thefollowing excerpt from a letter he wrote toMax Nordau in 1903: “Let us seize theopportunity offered us to become a miniatureEngland. Let us begin by acquiring our owncolonies. On the strength of our colonies weshall conquer our homeland. Let theterritory situated between Kilamanjaro andKenya become the first colony of Israel . . .We will establish new ‘reserves of power’ inMozambique, the Congo and Tripolitaniawith the help of the Portuguese, Belgians andItalians.” (Chouraqui, A., Theodore Herzl, p.310-1). Of course, all of this is sheer fantasynow, but not because Zionism has changed,but because Africa has. Zionism has alwaysbeen an inherently colonialist ideology.The non-radical Jew fails to perceive thisaspect of Zionism. For him, it is a movementof Jewish liberation. For him the centralpremise of Zionism is that Jewish toil onJewish land will heal the scars of thepogroms and the holocaust. Unfortunately,however, this inspiring ideal entailed theelimination of the indigenous population. AsMoshe Dayan recently told students at theHaifa Technion, “There is not a singleJewish village in this country that has notbeen built on the site of an Arab village.”(The Guardian, Nov. 14, 1973, p. 16). Is thisany less colonial than what the French did inAlgeria?In the second “reply to Farah”, Mr.Offgenbacher claims that it is “highlyunlikely” that Jews only owned 5.6 percent ofPalestine in 1947. On page eleven of SamiHadawi’s Bitter Harvest, Mr. Offgenbacherwill find the following figures: 372,925 acresof the 6,580,755 acres of Palestine wereowned by Zionist settlers. In percentage, thatis 5.6669%_(which should be rounded to 5.7%rather than 5.6%). The rest of Palestine was,and is, the property of the Palestinianpeople.Mr. Offgenbacher’s letter is of interest inthat it contains two of the most hallowedshibbolethsof thecolonialist: (1) the “natives”are happier under the benevolent rule of an“advanced race”, and (2) only through“cooperation and coexistence” can there bejustice and peace. It is quite true that the Arabs in Israel earn higher wages thanArabs in the surrounding countries, but thesame holds true for the Blacks in SouthAfrica. It is also true that Arabs in Israel canvote, as can the Blacks in South Africa. Butgenuinely Arab political organizations (i.e.al-’ard) are illegal in Israel, as are genuinelyBlack organizations (i.e. the PAC) in SouthAfrica. Does Mr. Offgenbacher believe thatsuch “rights and opportunities” compensatefor the alienation of national sovereignty?As for the second shibboleth, of“cooperation and coexistence”, when has the“native” ever achieved “justice and peace”by cooperating and coexisting with thecolonist? How did the Algerians freethemselves from the rule of the “colons”?How shall the Black peoples of Zimbabwe,Namibia, Angola, Mozambique and Guinea-Bissau free themselves from the rule of the“Rhodesians”, the “South Africans” and thePortuguese? By wars of national liberationwhich oppose not only the colonialist, butalso those ‘natives’ who would replace thecolonialist. There can be no peace inPalestine until Palestine is free.Muhammad FarahMidway patrolIn response to Mr. George Ma s recentopen letter concerning this department’spatrol of the Midway (city property), and itsbearing on the theft of the spare tire from hiscar, it should be noted that our “MidwayCar” patrols the Midway constantly from8:00 am. to midnight every day.Professional and incipient professional autothieves can move quickly. But to beconstructive rather than explanative, Iwould suggest that those vho seldom usetheir cars should move them occasionally.Here today — elsewhere tomorrow, a carmight not attract the attention it does ifparked in the same spot day after day. Let’sthwart the thieves.Sincerely,D.L. O’LearyDirectorSecurity DepartmentContinued on page 4Maroon-Tuesday, November 27, 1973-3The ChicagoLETTERS TO THE EDITOR-LContinued from page 3Raunchy refsI was pleasantly surprised to see MikeKrauss’s comments about the extremelypoor quality of intramural football refereesin his article appearing in your issue ofNovember 20. I am surprised for tworeasons: (1) Last year when Mr. Kraussdubbed the Backrow the “most obnoxious”team in intramurals his position was thatreally good teams, like the Zephyrs (I.M.basketball champs), never gripe about theofficials who are overworked and underpaid.(2) Compared to the incredibleincompetence of IM basketball refs, thefootball officials are astute indeed.Mr. Krauss’s latest article makes a point:really good teams can and are beaten by refswho apply their general misunderstanding ofthe rules in an uneven and belated manner.In close games officiating can and does makea difference (this may explain the goodconduct of the Zephyrs who were never in aclose I.M. game).Intramural sports at the U of C are not ofearth shaking import. Neither is the qualityof officiating. But a larte number of studentshere in good old Hyde Park find an importantand, perhaps, exclusive release from thetensions of academia by participating in intramurals. Poor officiating thwarts thisrelease by frustrating the participants andincreasing their hostilities.It is time that the IM director recognizesthat complaints about officials are, in manycases, justified and not simply a function ofpoor sportsmanship. A procedure foridentifying and disciplining bad refs, who areafter all University employees, should beestablished. This may provide someincentive for officials to learn the rules andto learn ways of keeping the contests undercontrol.U.D. KidmanBackrowCensorshipTwo members of the RevolutionaryCommunist Youth and the CampusSpartacist Club of the University of Chicagowere physically excluded from andprevented from selling newspapers in frontof a supposedly public meeting on Watergatesponsored by the Central Organization ofU.S. Marxist-Leninists, held at the BlueGargoyle on Wednesday, November 14th.The exclusion, a gross violation of workersdemocracy, was clearly political; the solerationale offered by the sponsors was theallegation that Trotskyists attempt to “divert” discussions at “progressivemeetings” to “irrelevant” historicalanalysis. Two non-affiliated individualswalked out in protest of the exclusion.A campus supporter of the C.O.U.S.M.L.later warned the RCYers “for their ownphysical safety” against coming to any othermeetings held here by the group.No wonder this Maoist organization, likeall Stalinist groups, considers the history ofthe betrayals of Stalinism to be irrelevant;nothing could be less “relevant” to thesephony revolutionaries than the exposure ofStalinism’s responsibility for a long series ofbloody defeats for the world working class.What criminal wishes to be reminded of hiscrimes?The workers and peasants of Bangladesh,the insurgents of the Ceylonese uprising of1971, the Iranian masses, the EgyptianCommunists do not need to be reminded thatMao’s regime supports their butcherswholeheartedly, going so far in its cynicismas to call these murderers “progressive.”The Chilean workers are at this momentpaying with their blood for the classcollaboration of their Stalinist and Social-Democratic misleaders, as their classbrothers and sisters in Shanghai in 1927 andin Indonesia in 1965 paid with theirs for thetreachery of their Stalinist/ Maoist leaders.And these “U.S. Marxist-Leninists” (!) have the effrontery to call principled Leninist-Trotskyists counter-revolutionary!The Spartacist League and its youth group,the Revolutionary Communist Youth, haveconsistently upheld the principles of workersdemocracy, opposing all gangsterism andexclusionism in the labor movement. Noworking-class tendency has ever beenexcluded from our public meetings forpolitical reasons. We will continue, despitethe bluster, threats, and violence ofopportunists of all stripes, to struggleagainst reformism by principled methods.We will continue to put forward therevolutionary alternative; the building of theAmerican workers vanguard as a section of areborn Fourth International.Emily TurnbullSandor Johnfor the Campus Spartacist ClubNoah FreedmanWatergate addendumLest my letter, “Athens and Watergate”(published November 20 in the Maroon), bemisunderstood, permit me to express thefurther opinion that we disrupt orderlypolitical life among ourselves by indulging inContinued on page 5Farah accused of "vicious farrago"By JEROME STEPHENSLast Friday the Maroon did the entirecampus community a grave disservice byprinting Muhammad Farah’s article in thiscolumn. This is not because there is nolegitimate Palestinian argument or claim:there is and it deserves to be argued andclaimed with the seriousness it merits.However “Comrade” Farah’s diatribe isanother in the long and tedious line ofpseudo-radical mendacity cloaking itself inquotation-mongering, lies, distortion andanti-semitism. This kind of self-serving,vicious farrago of half-truths and shoddythinking does not merit attention orpublication in any reputable newspaper andshould have been carefully verified by theMaroon’s staff.To illustrate my contention let me displaythe results of my own verification efforts.Using the sources he cited; I found that thewhole Uganda episode was accepted byHerzl only because every other avenue hadfailed and the situation of European Jewrygrew daily more desperate, e.g. the Kishinevpogrom of 1903. The acceptance of Ugandaby a committee of the sixth Zionist Congresswas solely the acceptance of the idea ofsending an investigatory commission to thearea. It was soon discovered that the wholeplan and allotted area was unfeasible.Meanwhile the Russian delegation of theZionist organization categorically refused tohave anything to do with any land other thanIsrael not because they were waiting forBritish imperial aid (who in 1903 couldforesee that in 1917 Israel, then a Turkishcolony, would be Britain’s to dispose of?) butbecause they were Jews with a millenia-old attachment to their homeland. These areincontrovertible facts, not the distortedideological-reflex theory of one who thinks interms of stereotypes.As for “Zionist expropriation” Farahnowhere states that all land owned by Jewsin 1947 had been bought and paid for, notexpropriated. Secondly he convenientlyforgets that the Israelis constituted anumerical majority in Jerusalem and theareas assigned to them by the partionresolution. Finally and most importantly itwas not the Israelis but the neighboringstates who attacked on the morrow of thatresolution. These states have no ethnicGADFLYrelation to the Palestinians and no mandateto speak in their name. Furthermore theytoo, notably Jordan, have rather tenuousclaims to nationhood (Churchill wrote ofhaving created Transjordan with the strokeof a pen one sunny afternoon in Cairo in1922). One may legitimately ask what Iraq’sclaim is on a state with which it shares noborder and what Egypt, and Jordan, andSyria stood to lose from partition. These areonce again hard undebatable facts.It cannot be denied that Palestinianproperties were seized after 1948 forwhatever reasons. However in his quotefrom Peretz’s book Farah omits the words“liable to be classified” from his descriptionof the law of December 12, 1948. He further neglects to mention the Israeli protestagainst this law which forced the return of anot inconsiderable amount of property toprevious owners.Farah waxes eloquent over Israeli terrorbut why is he unwilling to equally condemnArab terror from Tel-Hai, through the riotingof 1920-21,1929, 1936-39, the Etzion bloc, et al.in 1948, the Fedayeen raids of 1955-56, thewanton and indiscriminate shelling ofagricultural settlements by the Syrians inGolan, the desecration of holy shrines andcemeteries in Jerusalem by Jordan, attackson Lod airport, the Tel Aviv bus station,Munich, etc.Israel’s treatment of the Palestinians isnot above reproach but what do we hear ofthe treatment of Jews and Christians by the“oppressed” stages? No mention is made ofthe public hangings, murder of prisoners,sequestration of property, and forcedghettoization of Jews in Egypt, Syria, andIraq. Permit me to quote from Stone’s articlewhere he reviews a collection of articles inbook form on this subject, “It is to Israel’scredit that the Arab minority is given itsplace in its section to voice these complaintswhile no similar place is opened for ethnicminority opinion (or for that matter anyopinion preaching reconciliation. See page 6.JBS) in the Arabic section. Indeed except forLebanon and to some degree Tunisia there isno place in the Arab world where thedissident of any kind enjoys freedom of thepress. There is no frank discussion of this inthe Arab section” (Stone Op. Cit. p. 12).Obviously Farah’s conscience, in contrast tothat of the true progressive, marches only toa sectarian drumbeat.In 1967 the Six-Day War was begun by the Arabs (Blockade of Tiran, mobilization oftroops, and shelling of Jerusalem) becausethey all claimed to be at war with Israel.Once they lost, of course they were victims ofIsraeli aggression, a typical example of theNazi Big Lie technique or maybe moreappropriately of the Stalin School ofFalsification. This last war was thus merelyan attempt to recover by force and blackmailwhat was previously lost due to the Arabstates’ own aggression.All this is fact, not ideology. And while it isurgent to stop the ongoing crazed slaughterof brave and innocent people, it is also timefor members of this community to resolutelyprotest the deluded fanaticism of myth-makers of the Left and Right who see thingsonly through the frenzied looking glass ofanti-semitic propaganda (comparing theIsraelis to American racists seems to beanother example of the vulgar radicalism atwork here. If one bothered to think for half aminute the ludicrousness of this isapparent ). Farah would be better advised to'take the attitude of his hero I.F. Stone here(if one who is emotionally bound to Israel cansay this why can’t he?). “For me the Arab-Israeli struggle is a tragedy. The essence oftragedy is a struggle of right against right.Its catharsis is the cleansing pity of seeinghow good men do evil despite themselves outof unavoidable circumstance and irresistiblecompulsion”.editor’s note: as we have noted before,“gadfly” signifies an individual’s ownopinion as submitted to the Maroon,distinguished by the amount and type ofinformation and opinion that writerchooses to include.STANLEY H. KAPLAN EDUCATIONAL CENTERCHICAGO 2050 W. Devon Ave. CHICAGOPreparatory courses for the following exams are nowbeing formed - Courses begin seven weeks prior to thetest - REGISTER EARLY.LSAT 2-9-74 T, GRE 1-19-74MCAT 5-4-74 ‘7 DAT 1-12-742 yr. 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University from 10:00A.M.-l 2:00 Noon.Purdue University TheatrePresentsEugene O’Neill’sstarringIrene Dailey and Joseph WartenNovember 30 Dece^t-fn 1 6 . 7, 8loeb Playhouse 9 90 p mAdult* SJ 00 Student;, $t SOReservations 494 13204-The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, Noverrber 27, 1973LETTERS TO THE EDITORContinued from page 4unending speculations about the failings andfate of the President.Indeed, it should be recognized that theremay be, in the current demands forinvestigation and impeachment, aconsiderable amount of silline^ and self-indulgence, if not even hysteria. There maybe as well too much of the political paranoiawhich has, for a quarter of a century,corrupted the crowd around Richard Nixon.Some of Mr. Nixon’s crowd have long seenforeign subversion lurking behind everydomestic dissenter. Some of his critics, onthe other hand, now manage to see anincipient dictator even in a President who isvery much on the run. Both camps ofextremists should be counselled, along withthe American people and the Americanpress, to “take it easy” — a most salutaryprescription for the perpetuation ofconstitutionalism in the United States.Respectfully yours,George Anastaplo,Lecturer in the Liberal Arts,The University of Chicago.Sleep and SmokingIn the November 16 issue, the Maroonreported the finding of Dr. Ismet Karacan ofFlorida that pot-smoking causes a decreaseof State 4 sleep--“the stage when mostrelaxation occurs.” It is questionablewhether Stage 4 is indeed the most relaxedstage of sleep. The idea that any one stage ofsleep is, in any general sense, more“relaxed” than any other stage is only averbal construction. In fact, each stage hasits own pattern of psychological andphysiological ups and downs; no one stage isuniformally more activated or relaxed in allrespects. For example, Stage 4 is relaxedinasmuch as it is most difficult to awaken subjects from that stage. On the other hand,Stage 4 is most frequently reported assubjectively less deep than other stages.Galvanic skin activity, often taken as ameasure of “arousal”, is greatest in Stage 4.Heart rate, respiration rate, and muscleactivity in Stage 4 may be higher or lowerthan in other stages, depending on thesubject, night and time of night. Dr.Karacan’s report of a Stage 4 decrease withpot-smoking in chronic users may be true.Dr. Terry Pivik of our own laboratory foundthat a single oral administration of THC todrug-free subjects caused an increase inStage 4. These results would speak for potcausing a disruption of normal (in thestatistical sense) sleep patterns. However,any further interpretation to the effect thatpot makes sleep “less relaxed” isempirically meaningless.Allan RechtschaffenUniversity of Chicago Sleep LaboratoryBicentennialThe Bicentennial of the Boston Tea Party(Dec. 16, 1973), is a very appropriateoccasion for Chicagoans to commemorate,considering the state of our nation, our stateand our city.Locally, a tea bag mailed to our city’smayor would express in the spirit of SamAdams and his Sons of Liberty our feelingsabout the threat of new municipal taxes, theboost in water rates, the unfair real estatetaxation.Similarly, a tea bag directed to Gov.Walker would send him a strong messageabout the people’s feelings in regard to theRTA mess, the flat grant injustice, thereduction in funds for mental health care andthe general betrayal of Walker’s supportersby his reversion to the old machine politics.COURTESY HOME CENTER95TH AND STONY ISLAND 374-6500Hearing is a natural process.Listening is an art...We sound betterJVC AMERICA, INC.A product fromSUPERSCOPE,WORLD'S FINEST AUTOMATIC TURNTABLESthey spei CHEMISTS&Positions available in-Paints-Pharmaceuticals-Foods-Polymersand many other areas.Chemical Search is anorganization staffed byyoung college educatedcounsellors to helprecent technicalgraduates in their sear¬ch for job opportunities.Our service is free andwe have helped manyUniversity of Chicagoalumni.Call (312)345-6960CHEMICAL SEARCHT127 S. MannheimWestchester, ill. 60153“Inner happinessir is the basisUm\ for successful/IIVIJ and fulfillingactivity.”STUDENTS INTERNATIONALMEDITATION SOCIETYMeditationINTRODUCTORY LECTURE, WED.,NOV.28,7:30 P.M.Preparatory Lecture, Thurs.,Nov. 29,7:30Ida Noyes Hall. 1212 E. 59th St.FREE INFO: 241-7343 And perhaps most important of all, a teabag to King Richard Nixon would remindhim of what happened to King George III. Atea bag would speak volumes about theenergy crisis, inflation, corruption and crimein the White House.At 4 p.m. Sunday December 16,Chicagoans should join the PeoplesBicentennial Commission of Chicago in abrief observance at the gravesite of DavidKennison, the last survivor of the Boston TeaParty, who is buried in Lincoln Park at thefoot of Wisconsin St.Come on, ye modern-day Sons andDaughters of Liberty! Let’s dump a little teaon City Hall, on Springfield and onWashington! -John RossenElect ionsConcerned citizens at or of Chicago shouldbe made aware that there will be four specialelections in Chicago to elect aldermen to theCity’s thirty eighth, 13th, fourth, and seventhwards. “Hyde Parkers” and other membersof the fifth ward should pay particularattention to the campaigns in the fourth andseventh wards. These wards form the Northand South boundaries of the Fifth wardrespectively. The “Regular” Democraticcandidates in this “non-partisan” race areTim Evans in the fourth and Gerald Jones inthe seventh. They are of little interest to us inthis letter which shall stress the positiveaspects of the campaigns in question.Hattie Williams is the independentcandidate in the fourth ward. Independentmeans “not dependent” literally, yet inChicago politics it means not dependent onMayor Richard J. Daley. Simply by runningas an independent Democrat, Mrs. Williamshas afforded herself the honorabledistrinction of being courageous enough totackle the most feared political foe in Illinoispolitics — the Daley regular Democraticparty machine.Ed Billingsley is also an IndependentDemocrat “taking on” Daley’s Machine.He is truly the peoples’ candidate in theseventh ward. He was “drafted” to run byhis fellow citizens in the seventh ward.Having accepted the call of duty, Ed wasr — immediately endorsed by such “grass-root”organizations as: (1) Independent Voters ofIllinois, (2) seventh waiJ citizenscommittee, (3) eighth ward citizenscommittee, (4) seventh ward IndependentPrecinct Organization, (5) Coalition forRepresentative Government, People Unitedto Save Humanity, and Freedom AwarenessInvolvement Responsibility. Billingsley isalso supported by some of Chicago’s mostdedicated public servants including HydePark’s own alderman Leon Despres andrepresentative Robert Mann, aldermenWilliam Cousins , Jr. and Anna Langford,Reverend Jesse Jackson and many others.However Ed’s candidacy does not “rest ona list of distinguished supporters” — it willbe in the hands of thousand of eligibleregistered voters on November 27th, 1973.The voters should choose to elect Ed basedon his own personal merits.Ed has spent four years on the Jeffery-Yates neighbors radio patrol to help curbcrime. He serves on the local school councilof Horace Mann Elementary, where hisdaughter Merrill attends school. He is amember of the teacher-parent communityorganization there also and Ed’s wife,Louise, is a very capable teacher at JonesCommercial High School. Ed is concerned inan active way about crime and education inthe seventh ward and anywhere else in theCity. Mr. Billingsley has experience inindependent politics through his activesupport of eighth ward alderman WilliamCousins, Jr. But perhaps most significantlyof all these efforts, Ed’s direction of therehabilitation and construction of housing inthe communities of Lawndale, Austin, Essex,southeast Englewood and Hyde Park testifyto his dedication toward service to the peopleof Chicago.Chicago needs Ed Billingsley in the CityCouncil but first Ed needs the help ofvolunteers like yourself to insure his electionthrough hard honest work.Give a damn, help elect Ed Billingsley. Hisheadquarters is at 1910 E. 79th Street. Call731-8892 and ask for Mrs. Alice Tregay.Arthur A. 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In the process, theydemonstrated how these Jewish gastronomicdelicacies can illuminate several hithertounfathomable aspects of Jewish history,molecular biology, methods of social scienceand symbol analysis, and oral traditions ofmother eating.Professor Morris Janowitz of the sociologydepartment moderated the debate beforesome 300 partisan onlookers. Beforerelinquishing the podium to the evening’sfirst speaker, however, Professor Janowitzraised the audiences’ already enthusiasticexpectations to a fever pitch by announcingthat Senator Charles Percy would supportthe winner of the debate as his running matein 1976.Professor Wayne Booth of the Englishdepartment opened the debate with the hopeof being able to apply the greatest degree ofobjectivity amoung the participants, being anon-gentile, and he quickly singled out asdemanding his immediate attention themystery as to why the debates were actuallycontinuing since, over the years, thereseemed to be no visable progress. With thisin mind, Booth proposed not to solve thedebate (“a trivial matter for one in myfield”), but, in the tradition of truemetaphysical analysis, to shift its terms byapplying a new method.In his vision, latkes and hamentashen areto be regarded not as foods but as symbols,and Booth proceeded to indicate the pathwhich subsequent symbol analysis mightfollow. Beginning with the Bible, he notedthat the most significant aspect of theScriptures is that latkes and hamentashenare not mentioned in them. At this point,Steven Kaufman, professor of Near EasternLanguages and Civilizations, feltconstrained to assert that Booth wasseriously in error on this point. He was,however, summarily stiffled by moderatorJanowitz, and Booth, apparently unshaken,continued to ponder the meaning of thestartling omission. He concluded that latkesand hamentashen must actually appear inthe Bible, but under different names. Withonly the knowledge that such names mustappear in pairs, an exhaustive search began,and Booth cited Ex. 28:30: “and thou shaltput in the breastplate of judgement the Urimn and the Thummim...” as indicating that theUrimm and the Thummim are the secretcode words for the latke and the hamentash(the breastplate is really a dinner tray). Theproblem then becomes one of determiningwhich of the two dominated the other,the answer of which seems far fromambiguous, and invites further research bysubsequent sholars.Psychology professor David Orlinsky,self-admitted winner of the much covetedneighbor’s ass award, among a series ofimpressive and suggestive qualifications,purported to first submit the latke and thehamentash to a Nixonian Political Analysis.In any case, Orlinsky suggested that thelatke and the hamentash have aquired newpolitical significance since Mid-westernJewish gas has become a vital naturalresource in the wake of the shutoff imposedby the Mid-eastern Arabs. “Reason demandsthat two things be shown,” Orlinskyasserted upon shifting to a Levi-Straussstructural analysis, “but modesty, however,forbits it.” In this instance, modesty yieldedto reason, and he proceeded to embark upona series of elaborate and intricatetransformations involving the “latke-lobster” and “hamentash-ham”, revealing adeep seeded and previously suppressedsplitting of concepts in which, startling as itmay seem, the ham became associated withthe latke and the lobster with the hamentash.Orlinsky’s concluding tour de force—aFreudian analysis—only furthered thisconclusion. He first reminded his listeners ofthe obvious connection between Moses andFreud: they both had Jewish mothers. Thus,in the Freudian view, latkes andhamentashen become mother symbols, andin examining the oral traditions of mothereating, it becomes apparent that the twodifferent species have produced anunconcious splitting of images within ourpsyches.The proposition underlying StephanKaufman’s presentation was that Jewishhistory as it has been written in the Biblemay be understood, and indeed it can only beunderstood, as the coded history of theeternal struggle between two sects ofJudaism: the potato pancake sect and poppyseed and prune pouch people. Intensivestudy, he revealed, has shown that the Bibleis actually a composite of the latke documentand the hamentash document, each seekingto take precedence over the other. Kaufmanfollowed this astonishing revelation with afew examples of evidence. The Bible, henotes, gives the ten commandments twice. InExodus the 4th commandment reads“remember” the Sabbath day, while inDeuteronomy it reads “observe” theSabbath day. It is clear, asserted Kaufman,that the Exodus version is from the latke textsince ‘‘remember’’ obviouslycommemorates creation, which we associatewith the circular quality of the latke. In addition, this text, in an attempt to ban thehamentash, actually containes a reference tothe prune as being the forbidden fruit.Examples of the hamentash text include theSong of Songs: in reality an ode to the prune -“do not look at me for I am black for the sunhath wrinkled me.‘“ The outcome of the evercontinuing struggle between these twopartisan sects, proclaimed Kaufman, willdetermine the ultimate fate of Judaism as weknow it.LATKE-HAMENTASH: Morris Janowitzhosted the symposium on the relativemerits of certain gastronomic delicacies.Considering his past discovery that latkescarry genes for increased intelligence, it wasno surprise that Donald Fishman of thebiology department entered the debate witha somewhat biased attitude. Fishmandescribes some of his findings in facinatingdetail, as well as indicating some of his trulyrevolutionary methods of analysis.Beginning with his DNA studies, which led tothe discovery of the now famous 3-Hsyndrome in latke eaters (heartburn,heaviness, and hemroids), Fishmanreasoned that special enzymes must haveevolved for the digestion of latkes in thosepeople who eat them—considering thedifficulty with which they are digested. Anintensive study of latke and human DNA waslaunched, with the breakthrough comingwith the discovery that Jews have geneswhich “cross hydrolyze” with latke DNA.However, it was also determined thathamentash DNA do not exhibit thisphenomenon, thus leading Fishman toconclude that hamentash must have beensubverted from an alien culture. He thenrecounted what must be recognized as one ofthe truly monumental scientificundertakings of the modern age: the attemptto construct a five story 3-D model of a latkegene from a three angstrom x-ray diffraction pattern. Current subjects in the field of latkeresearch, Fishman indicated, involve thecareful determination of possibleaphrodisiac qualities in latkes - a turnaboutwhich, in his own lab, has necessitated thetransition from pipets and bunson burners towater beds and colored lights. As a finalsidelight on his research, Fishman noted thatJewish rhesus monkeys will consume latkesto the point of physical dependence.Announcing “help from the helpingprofession,” Stephen Cohen of the SocialService Administration proceeded to weighthe relative merits of the latke andhamentash by considering their overallsocial importance; this being the sum oftheir value in six crucial categories. Cohenfirst examined how these two delicasiesshaped up in the category of social roles.Noting that such roll theory was as old as thebagle itself, he asserted that the hamentashwas most adaptable to social gatherings,where the latke often proved to be a pain inthe neck by violating all the acceptedtheories of social rolls. However, hecontinued, the latke must reign supreme incontributing toward family strength andsolidarity since it had to be made warm andfresh in the home, instead of being boughtelsewhere and served from a paper bag.Turning to the realm of self-determination:here the hamentash clearly allows themaximum amount of freedom, by virtue ofts some 47 varieties (including hamentashfilled with chocolate moose). The latke eater,on the other hand, must live with therealization that one-third of the world eatsthe same kind of latke as he does. Cohen’sfourth category of merit determination waspsycho-theraputic value. There was no ,choice but to yield dominance in this instanceto the latke once it was determined beyond adouby that the true pronounciation of“Freud” is “Fried.” It was equally apparentthat the hamentash must be judged ofgreater value in the field of Poverty Reliefowing to the facility with which it may bedistributed. Cohen called the audience’sattention to the pressing problem of whetherthe poor should be given hamentashenoutright or whether they should merely begiven the tools with which to make their own.The final test Cohen applied was that ofcreating the Optimal Milieu. This, heexplained, involves a concern for theexternal environment, and here the latke isintimatly bound to the outer world in a way inwhich the hamentash is not, since latke areshaped by smaltz. Cohen noted that, havingreached the conclusion of his meritdetermining process, neither the latke northe hamentash could be judged supreme,each having carried three categories. 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Space, People For Sale, etc. Your own heading costs $1.00 per 15 space line. 75* for repeat.)Tht» rhirngn Mnrorin.Tijptrloy, Nnvomhpr ?7 1973-7Photos by John VailJEFF SALBERG FRANK EDWARDS ANTHONY BARRETTSTEVE KROETER JERRY CLARKCagers battle Benedictine SaturdayBy MIKE KLINGENSMITHand MIKE KRAUSSHoping to avenge last years defeat theMaroon cagers take on Illinos BenedictineCollege in a blood and guts season opener,Saturday at 1:30 pm in the Fieldhouse.Saturday’s game will undoubtably be thebeginning of another winning basketballseason which should conclude with aninvitation to the NCAA small collegechampionships.Over the last two years Chicago hasdeveloped into a well-respected collegebasketball team. The Maroons led the nationin defense in 1971-72 with a 56.6 points againstaverage. Last year the Maroons were 6thwith a 55.8 mark. Largely through thesedefensive efforts, the Maroons havecompiled 16-4 and 15-4 records the last twoyears.The schedule for 1973-74 includes sometough opponents. A particularly interestingtest will come on December 20-21 when theMaroons host strong Colorado College, aswell as Knox and Grinnell in a Christmastournament. Last year Chicago finishedsecond in the tournament while splittingtwo games with Colorado, winning at homeand losing in Colorado Springs.Coach Joe Stampf was quick to point outthat although the Maroons will be anexperienced team, almost every opponent ontheir schedule has their entire squad back,plus new additions. South Florida nadColorado College, in particular, have bothadded several players who are 6’7” or better.Stampf is cautious in stating “We will have to play extremely good basketball in order toequal our record of the past two years,”adding, “I would rather add up the won-lossrecord after the season, not before.”The lack of height is Chicago’s biggesthandicap. For that reason, the team has beenworking hard on pressing defenses — bothfull and half court. Pressure defense, whichhas been the mark of many fine collegebasketball teams, is one of the Maroonsfortes. Coach Stampf, who has compiled acareer record of 183-108, has built his teamson defense and a controlled offense. Histeams combine for a 17-year defensive pergame average of 55.9.Stampf has three ballplayers back whohave started together for three consecutiveyears. Seniors Jerry Clark, Frank Edwardsand Jeff Salberg will form the backbone ofChicago’s team.JERRY CLARK, senior. Clark, inaveraging 22.6 points per game in 1972-73, wasone of the leading scorers in college divisionbasketball. A deadly shooter, the 6’4”forward compiled a shooting percentage of52% from the field. The lanky senior was theteam’s second leading rebounder with anaverage of 8.7 per game.FRANK EDWARDS, senior. Edwards isthe only Chicagoan on the Maroon roster.The 6’4” forward has been an outstandingperformer the last three years. Last yearEdwards averaged 20.6 points per gamewhile leading the club in rebounding withalmost 10 per game. Clark and Edwards,,combining last year for 43.3 points and 18.6rebounds per game, give Chicago twoextremely fine forwards.JEFF SALBERG, senior. Salberg bringsWILKERSON: Guard Ed Wilkerson puts one up in a recent Maroon scrimmage.Chicago hosts Illinois Benedictine in their season's opener in the Fieldhouse, 1:30Saturday. Photo by Mike Krauss. experience and “glue” to the Chicagobackcourt. With three years of varsityexperience behind him, Salberg will againkey the Maroon offense.At the other end of the court, Salberg’squickness makes him effective defensively,both in stealing the ball and in forcingmistakes with aggressive play. Standing 5’9”tall and hailing from Valparaiso, Indiana,Salberg can also score when called upon. In1972-73 his field goal percentage was a good45%.TONY BARRETT, junior. Barett’s abilityto play well against taller opponents provedvaluable to the team last year, and mayprove even more valuable this year.Standing at 6’4” it was seldom that Barrettplayed against an opposing center his ownsize. Yet, he averaged almost 8 rebounds agame. Barrett is from .Framingham,Massachusetts. The front line of Barrett,Clark, and Edwards averaged 26.3 reboundsper game last season without extraordinarysize.EUGENE CLARK, sophomore. Eugenehas been singled out by Coach Stampf as theteam’s most improved player. The 6’4”forward from Wauwatosa, Wisconsinprovided depth in the front line last year, andis expected to be one of the key players on the1973-74 squad. Eugene is the brother offorward Jerry Clark.ED WILKERSON, junior. Wilkerson was apart-time starter last season averaging 2.2points per game. At only 5’8”, Wilkersonrelies on his quickness and ballhandlingabilities to be effective. Wilkerson, fromShaker Heights, Ohio, helps bring experienceto the backcourt. LUTHER ROLLINS, sophomore. Rollinswas the 5th leading scorer on last year’ssquad. A prt time starter, Rollins, likeWilkerson, is 5’8” and very quick. Rollins isfrom Quincy, Illinois.STEVE KROETER, senior. Quarterbackof the Maroon football team, Kroeter got alate start on the hardcourt, but according toCoach Stampf is starting to round into shape.Kroeter, as well as Jerry Clark, Edwardsand Salberg is a three year basketballletterman and was a part time starter lastyear. At 6’3” Kroeter is the tallest Chcagobackcourter and is* expected to see a lot ofaction. Kroeter is also from Quincy, Illinois.FRED HORN, junior. Playing bothforward and center and standing 6’4”, Hornis able to add depth at two positions.Although this is his first year on the team,the junior from Des Plaines, Illinois, shouldbe accustomed to the squad by the time theseason opens.CAREY HINES, sophomore. Hines is thetallest player on the team. At 6’5”, Carey isexpected to add considerable strength to thepivot. Last season, as a freshman, Hinesaveraged almost 4 rebounds and 3 points pergame. Hines missed two weeks of practiceand is just starting to play well. He is fromNewark, New Jersey.Rounding out the squad are Norval Brown,a 6’1” guard termed “very much improved”by Coach Stampf, Steve Burgess, a 5’8”guard from Newton, Massachusetts, andTim Hindert. Hindert, from Kalamazoo,Michigan, is the only freshman on the 1973-74squad. Standing 5’8” tall, he shows goodpotential in the backcourt.e- 1973-74 BASKETBALL SCHEDULESaturday, December 1: Illinois Benedictine College 2 p.m. homeMonday, December 3: National College 7:30 p.m. awaySaturday, December 8: Lawrence University 2 p.m. homeSaturday, December 15: Northwestern College 2 p.m. homeChristmas Tournament at ChicagoTuesday, January 8: National College 8 p.m. homeSaturday, January 12: Purdue-North Central University 8 p.m. awayMonday, January 14: Illinois Institute of Technology 8 p.m. awaySaturday, January 19: Lake Forest College 2 p.m. homeTuesday,January 22 Roosevelt University 8 p.m. homeSaturday, January 26: Trinity College 8 p.m awayTuesday, January 29: Illinois Institute of Technology 8 P homeSaturday, February 2: Niles College 2 p.m. homeFriday, February 8: Grinnell College 7:30 p.m. homeSaturday, February 9: Lake Forest College 2 p.m. awe/Tuesday, February 12: Niles College 8 p.m. awaySaturday, February 16: Lawrence University 4 p.m. awayFriday, February 22: South Florida 8 p.m. awayTony's Twinkies cream Shorey 20-0By BEDFORD FORRESTOn an unusually dark Wedm »dayafternoon, the culmination of five weeics ofintramural football competition occurred asDivisional Champions Tony’s Twinklescreamed an underdog Shorey House team 20-0 on Midway Field.Desipte the assumption by this columnistthat the B-School’s Quarter Pounders wouldgrind up their opposition, the Med School’sTwinkies proved too tough, making thefamed “triple ripple” offense look like icecream soup. After four years of playingtogether the Med School seniors managed totake the Graduate Title for the first time.Meanwhile, the Shorey Team, inspired byinjured player-coach Cliff Tabin, swept theundergraduate residence playoffs and metGreg Koster’s Independent LeagueChampion Psycho-Idiot Kids last Monday.The squad from Pierce Tower’s coed8-The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday, penthouse trounced the fraternity jocks.Quarterback Dick O’Brien scored Shorey’sfirst touchdown on a fifteen-yard run early inthe half, and on the ensuing kickoff Kosterblushed as Shorey’s Bob Edbrooke recoveredan “onside” kick in the Idiot end zone for sixmore points. Shorey’s defense held fast astheir increasingly daring offense racked upthree more TD’s. Officials called back anextra point trick play suggested by SGPresident and Shorey center Mark Brickellbut failed to notice an apparentlyschizophrenic Idiot who removed his jerseyfor the game’s last play and streaked downthe sideline in the near darkness, hoping fora touchdown pass. Fortunately for Shorey,this mental incompetent couldn’t catch andas the gun sounded the scorecard showed a34-0 Shorey victory.Shorey and the Twinkies entered thechampionship match with impressivedefensive credentials. Each had given uponly six points during the season, but the defensive alignment was radically differentfor each team. Tony’s Twinkies maintained atwo man rush and a five man backfield tothwart oppositions pass attempts. Incontrast, Shorey relied heavily on a four manrush, leaving only three men in the backfield.For much of the first half Shorey’s defensehad the Twinkies confused. Med Schoolstudents dashed on and off the field shoutingplays and numbers to each other whenundergrad Joe Aronson intercepted a passfifteen yards from the Twinkie goal lines.The collegians failed to captialize on theturnover and when the Twinkies regainedpossession they switched to a running game.When his linemen opened a hole in Shorey’sfront four, the Twinkie quarterback dashed 301yards for the game’s first score. A successfulextra point attempt brought the half-timescore to 7-0.In the second half, Shorey’s previouslypotent offense, which had scored 68 points inthree playoff games, fell apart. The Twinkies intercepted three times and converted twoturnovers into touchdowns. Shoreythreatened only once in the half. Anoverzealous Twinkie perpetrated an illegaltag when Shorey halfback Ed Connersnagged an 8 yard pass, and the resulting 15yard penalty gave Shorey its biggest gain ofthe game. The Twinkies, now backed againsttheir goal line, intercepted a Shorey pass andhalted the drive.For the remainder of the half the GraduateChamps controlled the ball game. Tony’sTwinkies scored on sustained drives upfield,connecting on short passes and gaining wellon running plays with superb downfieldblocking. Scoring on a two yard run and afive yard pass, the Twinkies upped theirvictory margin.The final score of 20-0 seemed to disappointno one. Smiles, compliments and handshakeswere exchanged as fans and players piledinto cars and a pickup truck and roared awayfrom a cold, dark Midway Field.November 27, 1973