Volume 78, Number 53 The University of Chicago Tuesday, April 28, 1970Job Market Tightens iFor New GraduatesSteve AokiFIRST WARM PAY OF SPRING: When a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of.Social Issues HighlightSick Earth ConferenceBy Joseph MorrisAn “ideology of ecology” exists, said onespeaker at the Sick Earth Conference Mon¬day night, and it “has to be made oper¬ational in the everyday affairs of men andnations.”Linton Caldwell, professor of political sci¬ence at Indiana University and part of theSick Earth panel on the social and politicalimplications of environmental pollution,told his audience “The ways of looking atreality which have served us until now areno longer good enough.”Caldwell called for “a new system of eth¬ics consistent with past aesthetics,” but in¬corporating an ethics of living on earth.”Edward Gorner, professor of political sci¬ence at Notre Dame University told thegroup of just under 50 people, that “thesimplest diagnosis of our problems is thatthey are rooted in greed, especially in cor¬porate greed.”Analysing the fundamental nature ofmen, he said, “that diagnosis remainslargely on the level of symptoms. Thethrust toward unlimited expansion is rootedin our economy and whole society, not just,but also, in big, bad corporations.”“As for the idea of a transformatory pow¬er” of man over nature, he said, “this lustis shared by both the capitalistic and socia¬listic forms of society. Human communityis the result of challenging nature and re¬fusing to submit to it.”“Marxism,” Gorner added, “gives primacy to the collective in this mastery.Capitalism permits the private individualto seek gratification of his desires and ava¬rices.”Calling for a “New Paganism,” Gornersaid, “The technical-scientific spirit bendstoward the exercise of power, power overnature. If you ask ‘what can I do?’ you canstop trying to do everything so anxiously.”Yet “we are negatively equipped to solvethe problem,” asserted divinity school pro¬fessor Joseph Sittler. “We have lived in vir¬tually unlimited space, where the problemsof ecology have not been experienced. Wehave never had to come to grips with whatthe theologians call the eschatologicallimit.”Noting that “the biblical view of God, andman, and nature, was ecological,” Sittlersaid, “Maybe there is something of a built-in grace in the world; let us extend thedoctrine of grace to the things that aremade, not just to the things that crawlaround on the things that are made.“Man is guardian, not master, of theearth,” he said.Referring to last week’s Sick Earth Con¬ference, when economists were featured onthe panel, Sittler said, “The stupidity thisoverspecialization produces is astounding.”Quoting St Augustine, “Man ought to enjoywhat he uses and use what he enjoys.” Con¬cluded Sittler, “The world is meant primar¬ily for enjoyment. Abuse is use withoutjoy.” By Paul BernsteinMany students graduating this spring willfeel the effects of a tighter job market dueto a general economic recession and an in¬creasingly high number of PhD’s.Jobs are hardest to find for students ingraduate departments; graduates in areassuch as law and business face less of ashortage.The University’s office of career coun¬seling and placement is experiencing a dif¬ficult year in job placement for Universitygraduates, according to its director AnitaSandke.Mrs Sandke mentioned signs of a tighterjob market, including a decrease this yearin the number of career organizations re¬cruiting on campus from 100 to 50, and adrop in the number of letters from inter¬ested employers. Although the office willnot have complete information on jobplacement until this summer, Mrs Sandkesaid that there had been less notices ofplacement decisions so far, and that em¬ployers had withdrawn a number of job of¬fers.Graduates in nearly all academic fieldswill have more trouble getting a job thisyear, but some areas of employment havebeen particularly hard-hit.According to Lowell Calvin, in charge ofbusiness placement for the office, jobs areespecially scarce in the area of researchand development, and there are few open¬ings for specialists such as physicists, dueto the cutback in government research con¬tracts. State legislatures, disturbed overthe increasing amount of student unrest,have been examining University budgetsmore closely.Because the field of research and devel¬opment is “expendable,” scientists willhave to turn to college teaching, Calvinsaid. An exception is the area of informa¬tion sciences, where there is still a shortageof computer workers.Other hard-hit areas include history, reli¬gion, and political science. Prospects in thesocial sciences are better for anthropolo¬gists and sociologists. Mrs Sandke ex-Woman WantTwenty-two women members of the Uni¬versity faculty and staff have sent a letterto the Neugarten Committee on the positionof women at the University, asking that thereport of that committee be issued publiclyas soon as possible.Signers of the letter have asked the Neu¬garten Committee to relay the letter to thecouncil of the University senate.The Neugarten committee, created lastMay by the committee of the council of theUniversity senate, was charged with in¬vestigating the situation and opportunities“presently enjoyed by women in the Uni¬versity community.” Its report was origi¬nally due last December 1.According to Norman Bradburn, profes¬sor in the business school and member ofthe Neugarten Committee, its report willprobably be submitted to the committee ofthe council next week, and the week afterthat at the very latest.Bradburn added that “we’re very sympa¬thetic to urgings to get the report out be¬fore the' end of the quarter. We’re all push¬ing ourselves to do that.”The text of the letter reads as follows:“We are women members of the facultyand the staff of the University of Chicago,who are concerned about the position ofwomen at this University. Many of us re¬sponded to the request of the* NeugartenCommittee for assistance and informationby participating in interviews, respondingto questionnaires, or advising on technical plained that this is due to die recent inter¬est in urban affairs and community orga¬nization, which has created an importantrole for the sociologist in government re¬search. She added that there remained ashortage of such specialists in collegeteaching. ’!Mrs Sandke emphasized that the tighter !market will mean less options for qualified 1candidates, rather than inability to find a ijob. “In most cases, the first job they can jget will be the one they have to take,” she isaid.Mrs Sandke also stated that a University \of Chicago graduate remains in a better ]position than those of other schools.Business school graduates are not facing !as many job placement difficulties, accord- jing to Richard J Thain, director of place- •ment for the business school.Thain said that the job market for busi- ]ness administrators had not changed much jthis year. He described last year as “ex- 'cellent” from the standpoint of job place¬ment, and this year as “good.”“Most students have had good picking,”Thain said- “The number of offers has gonedown only slightly.”Thain explained that despite the recenteconomic slowdown, “there has alwaysbeen a shortage of well-trained professionaltypes, and it would take one heck of a re¬cession to relieve that shortage.” He saidthat as a result many teachers and scien¬tists had expressed to him an interest ingoing into the business world.Several newspaper stories on job-findingdifficulties, notably those in the Wall StreetJournal, have “grossly overexaggerated”the problem, said Thain. He noted that sev¬eral companies had “overreacted” as a re¬sult, by under-hiring. These employershave recently realized this, and have in¬creased their number of job offers, he said.Thain also stressed the advantages of aUniversity of Chicago graduate has. “Thisschool has a pre-eminent reputation; ifthere were a pinch, we would be the last tofeel it.”Continued on Page ThreeReport Publicprocedures last spring and summer. Sincethen we have been waiting for a reportfrom the committee. As yet, none has beenforthcoming, nor can a definite date be es¬tablished for its appearance.“Committee reports of this kind are un-Continued on Page ThreeBERNICE NEUGARTENChairman of the committee on womenp llt'iliCOME TO THEBEAUX ARTS ANDMASQUERADE BALLCOLD BLOOD, SEIGAL/SCHWALL, ANDJ.B. HUTTO BANDSSPECTACULAR LIGHT SHOWMAY 2BARTLETT GYM 8:30 -1:30TICKETS AT MANDEL$3FOTA '70CAN YOU RUN A CITYTHROUGH A COMPUTER?E. S. Savas is deputy city administrator under New York's Mayor John V. Lindsay. He's anauthority on the application of computers to the problems of urban society. He runs NewYork's Management Science Unit, the first such group of its kind in the nation. Can you run acity through a computer? Come hear Savas and find out.A LECTURE BY E. S. SAVASDeputy City Administrator of New York CityQuantrell Auditorium, Cobb Hall, 5811 South Ellis Ave.8 p.m. THURSDAY, April 30Admission Free - No Tickets RequiredAnother of the "Scientists Look at Our Cities" lectures sponsored by the Center for UrbanStudies and by the Center for Policy Study of the University of Chicago.2/Tho Chicago Maroon/April 28, 1970-Uni.Marr1 jr « i rW* ti t* ? »•Community InitiatesOwn 'People's Park'Steve Aokl A People’s Park emerged quietly from agarbage strewn lot on 57th St Monday after¬noon.A cardboard sign, decorated with flowerblossoms (unecologically torn from a neigh¬boring bush) and reading “People’s Park”in traditional psychedelic caligraphy,gave a new identity to the L-shaped lot be¬tween Dorchester and Kenwood.The city-owned lot has not yet been soldbecause the city has designated that areaMann Sponsors Draft Exemption LawA bill challenging the legality of the warin Vietnam will be introduced in the IllinoisHouse of Representatives Wednesday byState representative Robert E. Mann (D-24th state assembly district).The bill, co-sponsored by several otherDemocrats and two Republicans, has beenassigned to the Veterans’ Affairs Com¬mittee by House Speaker Walker. Manncharacterized the committee as “super-patriotic” and charged that his bill hasbeen assigned there to ‘bury’ it.“It logically should have been assigned to the Judiciary Committee,” he told a Ma¬roon reporter in a telephone interview. Heexplained that it relates to the question ofconstitutional division of authority.The Massachusetts legislature has al¬ready adopted such a bill, allowing resi¬dents of the state to refuse service in thearmed forces in undeclared wars (such asthe war in Vietnam), and similar bills havebeen introduced in other state legislatures.According to Mann, the bill would permitan Illinois resident to petition the US attor¬ney general to file a claim in Federal22 UC Women Sign PetitionContinued from Page Onedoubtedly difficult and tedious to prepare.But the issue of the position of women atthe University seems to us to be a crucialone. It was defined as an important area ofinvestigation last year when the NeugartenCommittee was appointed by the Council atthe recommendation of the Gray Com¬mittee. “We, therefore, suggest that the report ofthe Neugarten Committee be issued public¬ly as rapidly as possible — certainly bythe sixth week of the quarter at the verylatest — so that its data and conclusionscan be studied and discussed by all thoseinterested in the problems of women at theUniversity of Chicago, well before the endof the academic year.”CARPET BARNWAREHOUSENew ud Used CtrpetsRrmmts aid Roll EndsOrieiul RrpratotiaiuAntique Freach WiltMFir Rn{s & Fir (misinexpensive Antique FiriitireOpen 5 Days Ties.-tkri Sit. 8-41228 W. kiizie 243-2271 SHORELAND HOTELSpecial totes feejTUOtnii ana RiianvtiSingle mm from $10.00 dollyTwin A diwMn from $14.00 dailyW—My and monthly rotas an roqaastRooms available lorparties, banquets, anddonees lor 10 - 500. Please call H. 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He expectsit to be buried however, although he hopeswitnesses will sway some committeemen.Among those expected to testify in favor ofthe bill are Brigadier General WilliamFord, who fought with General Patton inWorld War Two, professor Steve Worth ofNortheastern University and LawrenceBell, an authority on presidential powersand the constitution.If the bill is blocked in committee, Mannplans to bring it out on the House floor.There, he hopes to get the 89 votes neededto put the bill on the calendar for generalreview by the House.Other state legislatures considering sim¬ilar bills include those in New York, Cali¬fornia, Pennsylvania and Ohio. for parking space, according to one neigh¬bor.It started around 4 pm, when about fiveof the 57th St regulars — assorted highschool students, dropouts, and hippie freespirits who hang out in front of Ahmad’s —were wishing they had “somewhere to gowhere we wouldn’t be hassled by cops allthe time.” At someone’s suggestion thatthey clean up the lot across the street, theywent over and began picking up the gar¬bage and putting it into a large trash binnearby.Soon other teenagers and elementaryschool children joined in the work. Mostpeople said they went to University HighSchool; some were from the Ray Elementa¬ry School.Children living in neighboring buildingslent lawn mowers and rakes, and twocouples in the adjacent apartment buildingoffered to contribute seeds. Some donationsfor plants were also collected from passers-by.By 6:30 pm about fifteen exhiliaratedworkers, half of them under the age of 12were mowing and raking the lot. A circle ofkids crouched in one corner of the lot pick¬ing up pieces of glass.Assistant math professor Paul Sallystopped by and volunteered to find out ifAlderman Leon Despres could obtainbenches and trees for the park.“We want the park to be used by every¬body — old ladies, children, adults, every¬body,” one U High girl said.Law Grads Find Jobs EasilyContinued from Page OneLaw graduates have not had any troublefinding jobs, according to Nicholas J Bosen,assistant dean and dean of students in thelaw school. Bosen said that 95 percent ofthe students in this year’s graduating classhad a job, and that most of the remainderDLAyDCy’l ALL-NIGHT SUCHPHKXMANUI IRIOAT $ S* 1 jiDfiT F0U0WING iAiT SIGUU8 UAIUBI■PIZZA ■MATTER!I Compare the Price! II11460 E. 53rd 643-2800|I WE DELIVER IRum PUP jmm ™ " mjmjmA April 10 April 11WILD IN THi STREETS wOm ■k* MONTEREY POD FESTIVALShady Wiators 4 Christaphar Jaaas Jmns Joplin Aim Hm^rxApril 17 ■ 1April 18WILD ANGUS ■» FACESTatar Fanda 1 Nancy Sinatra Jaha CassavatasApril 24 April 25iNRaowiis '*m ** ROMEO A JULIETMay 1 May 2JamasCabum Zara MastalTHE PRESIDENT'S ANALYST THE PRODUCERSAugust 1 August 2THE PRESIDENT'S ANALYST wO* •w THE PRODUCERSJamas (ahvni Zara Mastali Meet ourgas eater.$1.50WlTLATBOT| yjart of theshort filma 90 minute program of 15 ox-citing and award winning shorts:C o m p u t o r - m a d e films,timo-capsules, now animationstylos. WednesdayApril 297:30 & 9:30Blue Gargoyledonation 75' The Rlhault 16.It gets a measly 30 milesto the gallon compared to35 miles to a gallon theRenault 10 gets.But the sacrifice is worth it.The Renault 16 has thefeel of a big car.With a four-wheel inde¬pendent suspension systemthat glides over bumps.Front wheel drive for bettertraction. Seats that have beencompared to the Rolls Royce.Besides, the Renault 16is a sedan that converts to astation wagon.We call it the Sedan-Wagon. And it costs only$2395 poe.mmt2235 SO.MICHIGAN AVE.CHICAGO, ILLTEL 326-2550were waiting to hear from fellowship orga¬nizations.Bosen noted, however, that this hiringhad taken place in October and November,before the economic slowdown was felt. Buthe said that so far at least, law firms hadnot been hard-hit.*** IOTA/TKoBlack StudentsAnd The MaroonA number of black students have contacted the Maroon aboutthe news story on Dick Gregory which appeared in Friday’s paper.They felt the article was misrepresentative and superficial.Whatever failings the story carried are partly attributable toexigencies of printers and deadlines which are of interest to noone except journalism students. An event which occurs the nightthe paper is being prepared — in this case, Thursday night — mustbe reported in haste, without benefit of reflective composition orediting. In this case, the story was written and phoned in to theprinter in about forty minutes directly following the lecture. Thewriter of the story was very excited and impressed by Gregory,and is dismayed at any interpretation of his story to the contrary.In another sense, the story was doomed to be superficialbefore it was ever written. The writer is, as are all the Maroon’sstaff members, white. We are fully aware that a white writer willnever be able to bring to a story concerning black students a fullunderstanding of the events. We must sympathize with black stu¬dents who find in the Maroon a lack of perception into blackstudents’ affairs and problems.We would like to extend, therefore, a formal invitation thathas always existed informally. We have long felt a painful lackof black writers on our staff, and ask that any black students in¬terested in writing or journalism stop by the Maroon office to talkto us about joining the staff. The Maroon is, of course, open toanyone and we are interested in recruiting all types of students,but we feel and regret a particular lack of non-white students.We are very sorry that some students felt that Gregory re¬ceived inadequate coverage. Frankly, however, we feel that suchcomplaints will continue to be made in the future if the Maroonstaff remains all white. We think it is neither fitting nor possiblefor an all white staff to report successfully the affairs of blackstudents, nor do we think that an all-white staff can get a com¬plete perspective on news of the University community. We hopethat black students will take us up on our invitation to bring theirinsights and talents to the Maroon, which tries, after all, to be thenewspaper of all the University’s students.Publish the ReportThe letter from 22 women faculty members to the Neugartencommittee on the position of women in the University urging themto publish a report soon leaves little more to be added, except per¬haps the promptings of an annoyance that many of the letter’ssigners may have felt but wisely did not communicate in theirletter.The Neugarten committee was created nearly a year ago andits report was to have been published December 1. Although wedo not feel that there has been any conscious stalling on the pub¬lication of the report, we do feel that the long delay shows acertain lack of sensitivity to the urgency with which many of usview the situation of women in the University. We also feel thatit’s getting close enough to the end of the year that we should letthe committee know that whether they intend to or not, printingthe report so late in the year that it cannot be discussed and isinstead relegated to oblivion would be a move that we and manyother students would view with the strongest disapproval andsuspicions of some deliberate move to stifle discussion of an im¬portant issue.We feel sure that the committee has no such desire, butperhaps they are not aware that if we are to have time to report,discuss, and evaluate the report, it must be published by the endof the sixth week at the latest. We hope to be reading theirfindings soon.4/The Chicago Maroon/April 28, 1970 Faculty-Student Ratio AngersFrustrated Psychology MajorBy David Clark“The faculty-student ratio in the Collegeis impressively high. Over three hundredfull-time faculty members are regularly in¬volved in teaching some twenty-five hun¬dred undergraduates, and the averageclass size is under twenty-five.” “All basiccourses (in psychology) will include in ad¬dition to the usual readings and discussions(?) some sort of laboratory or practicalexperience for each student.In order to render such active participa¬tion possible, the basic courses will eitherbe limited in enrollment to thirty, or, wherea larger enrollment is permitted, operatewith sections the size of which will be limit¬ed to thirty.” “... in the continuous opencontroversy about how to improve the Col¬lege faculty and the students together madeit clear that the University still takes withutmost seriousness President Harper’s in¬sistence on superior education at every lev¬el of the curriculum.”The first and third quotations above comefrom the current College catalogue, and thesecond quotation comes from Program Re¬quirements and Courses of Instruction ofthe social sciences collegiate division. Theyhave proved once again that theory andpractice remain unconnected at the Univer¬sity of Chicago. This is the theory; now letus examine the practices of the psychologydepartment. A psychology concentrator isrequired to take four basic courses. Whatwere the enrollments in the basic psy¬chology courses taught this year? The ideal8:1 student faculty ratio? The ideal under25 average class size? No! No! No! Duringthe last three quarters seven basic courseshave been offered. The enrollment in onewas eight students. The enrollments in theothers were (or are) 45, 93, 84, 48, 126, 121.Only one of these was divided into dis¬cussion sections.This means the average class size, if weexclude the one course with only eight stu¬dents, works out to 86 for basic courses.8:1, average class size of 25? Really? Whathappened to that small elite institution —the College at the University of Chicago?When I came here I expected small classes,the opportunity for contact with faculty,and a quality program in my major, psy¬chology. I lost. Like all obedient and docilestudents I decided to investigate the properchannels for change within the University.Shall I review the proper channels? Whynot?In the winter of 1969 the undergraduatesin psychology began to organize. Com¬plaints about class sizes and requests forchanges in the college program werepresented to Mr S Maddi, chairman of theTHE CHICAGO MAROONEditor: Caroline Heck GADFLYcollege program. The problem was broughtbefore the social sciences collegiate divi¬sion student advisory committee. It wasclear by the spring of 1969 that a crisisexisted in psychology. While the crisis wasmounting the program chairman took aleave of absence, and the departmentapparently did nothing over the summer,although they were clearly aware of theproblem. Autumn quarter three psychologycourses were taught. In the two basiccourses enrollments were over 120. The en¬rollment in the third class was limited to24.In the face of a deterioration and the ab¬sence of any concern by the faculty the stu¬dents began organizing again. Fact gather¬ing committees since that time have re¬peatedly documented the failures of the de¬partment and presented alternatives for re¬organizing the curriculum to the faculty.The undergraduate psychology associationmet with Brewster Smith, chairman of psy-chobgy department, offered to meet withthe entire psychology faculty, and carriedthe problem to the Social Sciences StudentCouncil, Arcadius Kahan, master of the so¬cial sciences division, and Roger Hilde¬brand, dean of the Cbllege.The department was informed on numer¬ous occasions from numerous sources theseriousness of the problem. The facultyagreed the problem was serious. Exis¬tential despair.The reply to all the plenipotentiaries wasa pledge by the chairman of the depart¬ment, on the part of the faculty, to renewconcern in undergraduate teaching (andthereby admitting, you will notice, thatthere had been an absence of concern) andContinued on Page SixBULLETINTuesday, April 28TWELVE THIRTY ORGAN RECITAL: Edward Mondello, University Organist, Rockefeller MemorialChapel.BASEBALL: Illinois Tech, Stagg Field, 3:30 pm.LECTURE: South Asia Seminar, S Razi West, DirectorHistorical Research Institute and Professor andHead, Department of History, Government College,Lahore, Punjab, India. "The Khalifat Movement,Muslim League, and the Congress." Foster Lounge,4:10 pm.COLLOQUIUM: James Franck Institute, Martin J GLee, Assistant Professor, Department of Physics."The APW Pseudopotential." Research institute 480,4:15 pm.NUDE SWIM-IN: Ida Noyes Swimming Pool, 7:30 pm.FOTA: Clean Theatre, all clean in Bartlett Pool, 8:30pm. evidence of cleanliness strictly required, alsoWednesday.DISCUSSION: UC Baha'i Fellowship, Ida Noyes, 7.30pm.Wednesday, April 29Business Manager: Emmet GondeiManaging Editor: Con HitchcockNews Editor: Sue LothPhoto Editor: Steve AokiFeature Editor: Wendy GlecknerAssociate Editors: Steve Cook (News), ChrFroula (Features).Assistant Business Manager: Joel PondelikSenior Editor: Roger BlackStaff: Judy Alsofrom, Paul Bernstein, NanChisman, Allen Friedman, Sarah Glazer, P<pood sell, Gordon Katz, Susan Left, GeriLeval, Joseph Morris, Tom Mossberg, JaiPine, Audrey Shalinsky, Carl Sunshine.Photography Staff: Mike Brant, Monty FutJesse Krakauer, Bruce Rabe, David Ro»bush, Leslie Strauss.AC, - Founded in 1892. IV4M Wu lished by UniversityA Chicago students daily iing revolutions, on Tdays and Fridays throiout the regular sclyear and intermittethroughout the sumrexcept during examina, , Periods. Offices in Ro303 and 304 In Ida Noyes Hall, 1212 ESt., Chicago, III. 60637. Phone Midway 3-(Ext. 3263. Distributed on campus and inHyde Park neighborhood free of charge. Iscnptions by mail $8 per year in the U.S. Iprofit postage paid at Chicago, III. Subscrilto College Press Service. TWELVE THIRTY CARILLION RECITAL: Robert Lo-dine, Carillioneur, Rockefeller Memorial Chapel.TRACT: UICC, Lewis, North Park, Stagg Field, 4 pm.LECTURE: Department of Biochemistry, Arthur Gott¬lieb, Professor, Institute of Microbiology, RutgersUniversity. "Antigen Capture by a Unique Ribo-nucleoprotein of Microphage Cells." Abbott 101, 4pm.FLICKS: Night and Fog, Alain Resnais; All The BoysAre Called Patrick, Jean LucGodard; and FlamingStar, Don Siegal. all three shown at both 7:15 and9:30 pm.FILM SERIES: Civisation(College). "The Hero as Art¬ist." Social Science 122, I pm.ILLUSTRATED LECTURE: Oriental Institute. ArpagMekhitarian, Secretary General, Queen ElisabethEgyptological Foundation, Brussels, Belgium. "SomeLost Fragments From the Theban Necropolis.Brested Hall, S:30 pm. ,PROGRAM: "Art and the Short Film," 90 minute pro¬gram of 15 films. Blue Gargoyle, donation 75«, 7:30and 9:30 pm.REHEARSAL: University Orchestra, Mandel Hall:brasses 6:30 pm, full orchestra, 7:30 pm.Thursday, April 30TWELVE THIRTY ORGAN RECITAL; Guest Organist,Rockefeller Memorial Chapel.LECTURE: Obstetrics and Gynecology, Dr Nestor LSale, Investigator of the Science Research Careerof the National Council for Scientific and TechniqueResearch of Argentina, Buenos Aires. "Uretal Con¬tractility during Normal Pregnancy and its Rela¬tionship with Urinary Infection in Women." DoraDeLee Hall, CLI, 8 pm.LECTURE SERIES: Biology Collegiate Division, TheValue and Dignity of Life, Professor Garret Har¬din, "Infantacide." Quantrell Auditorium, 4 pm.LECTURE SERIES: Scientists Look At Our Cities.Center for Urban Studies and Center for PolicyStudy, E S Savas, office of the mayor. New YorxCity. Quantrell Auditorium, 8 pm. .FINE ARTS QUARTET (FOTA): Lutheran School orTheology, 8 pm.UC GO CLUB: Meeting, Ida Noyes, 7 pm.JAROUND AND ABOUT THE MIDWAYFOTA Begins FridayMay day festivities will highlight the sec¬ond week of the festival of the arts (FOTA)1970.Millions of daisies will be dropped on themain quadrangle from an airplane andthere will be maypole dancing and countrydancers from noon to 1 pm May first.Dean of the College Roger Hildebrandwill deliver the opening speech at 3 pm inQuantrell auditorium. The RenaissancePlayers will perform The Play of Robinand Marion at 1 pm at Swift court and ajazz concert at Hutchinson commons willclose out the day’s events at 8:30 pm.A unique performance of the Polish play“Out at Sea” will be given today in Bartlettgym pool, at 8:30 pm. Four performers willbe on a raft in the pool.Also today will be a showing of moderndance films in Ida Noyes Hall, 8 pm.The Fine Arts Quartet will performThursday at 8 pm at the Lutheran School ofTheology, 1100 E 55th street.The rock group Cold Blood will play atthe Beaux Arts Ball, Saturday at 9 pm inBartlett gym. Admission is three dollars. Steve AofcfTenants Get SummonsSixteen tenants on rent strike at 5330Blackstone were served court summonseslast Saturday. Last Tuesday the samepeople had previous eviction summonsesthrown out in Cook County Circuit Court onthe grounds that summonses were not per¬sonally served to the tenants.The tenants, members of Hyde Park Kenwood Community Conference TenantUnion, must reappear in court May 11.They are protesting building code viola¬tions and an 18 percent rent increase.The sheriff arrived early Thursday butnine tenants said that they again were notserved the summons personally.The owner’s attorney refused to negotiatea draft contract with tenants, their lawyerand PKCC’s tenant union representativesat a Thursday night meeting.Frank Takahashi, representative of theowners, began eviction proceedings againsttenants, including some students, the daySAY "l LOVE YOUwith a diamond fr>'N« « J9 TfAts119 N. Wabash at WashingtonENGLEWOOD EVERGREEN PLAZANOTICE TO COEDSDO YOUR OWN THINGMIDI OR MAXIDresses, skirts, tunics, capes and blouses. 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Takahashiis a chartered accountant and a recent ap¬pointee to the board of Wyler Hospitalswhich are connected to the University.One tenant said, “It is our fundamentallyinequitable relationship that allows him totest us in the courts any time he pleases.Our only defense is to go on rent strike.”The group’s proposed draft contract setsout recognition of the tenant union as col¬lective bargaining agent for conditions;building maintenance and repairs; inequi¬table leases; retaliatory evictions; unfairrent increases; and grievance and arbi¬tration procedure between the landlord andtenants to resolve future problems.Tenants met twice last month to discussgrievances with their landlord, EogeneGray of Sargen, Inc. by action of the Council to advise the deanof students on the wide range of nonaca¬demic functions performed by his office. Itwas established on an experimental basisfor two years.The council recently reviewed the workof FSACCSL and voted to continue it withthe suggestion that the committee presentan annual report to the council of all itsactivities and deliberations.FSACCSL consists of five faculty mem¬bers appointed by the President, eight stu¬dents elected from the various academicareas, and the dean of students, ex officiochairman.FSACCSL ContinuedThe council of the University senate hasvoted to continue the existence of a specialfaculty-student advisory committee on thecampus. ■The faculty-student advisory committeeon campus student life (FSACCSL) origi¬nally was established in the spring of 1967 The eight student members of the 1970-71FSACCSL are to be elected this quarter toserve for a year. Three will be elected fromthe undergraduate college, one from the di¬vision of the humanities, one from the divi¬sion of the social sciences, one from thecombined divisions of the biological andphysical sciences including medicine, aridtwo from the remaining six professionalschools.During its two-year history, the Com¬mittee has concerned itself with a wide va¬riety of topics.Teachers Wanted*SOUTHWEST TEACHERSAGENCY1303 Central N.E.Albuquerque, N.M. 87106Our 94lh year serving SouthwestEntire West and AlaskaMember N.A.T.A. FREE Registratior * Cornell jloriit #1645 E. 55th STREET ** CHICAGO, ILL 60615m Phone: FA 4-165?CONTEMPORARY EUROPEAN FILMSCOMING ATTRACTIONS:PRETTY POISONMay 3PRIME of MISS JEANBR0DIEMay 9Titticut FolliesMay 17Season passes still $3 with ticket stub CIICEXPANDYOUR MINDTHROUGHTRAVELCooks Travel Cheques are your passport to adventure Special StudentMini-Price, only 50Cper$100 issuance charge. With prompt refund if lostor stolen. Go with Cooks.. ."The Action Money.”EL TACOMEXICAN AMERICAN RESTAURANTE. 53rd St.HUACAMOLE * TOSTADASTACOS • CHILIENCHILADAS • MANY OTHER DISHESTAMALES • CARRY OUT SERVICEOpen 7 days a week11:30 A.M. - 12:30 A.M.April 28. 1970/The Chicago Maroon/5j i.m v . w'. iVivivn'i rrrvrrW >-• V*» ;LETTERS TO THE EDITORS OF THE MAROONSupport Mann BillThe anti-war bill which Rep Robert EMann has introduced in the Illinois GeneralAssembly is going to be buried in com¬mittee without getting any kind of a fairhearing unless we do something about it. Iwould urge readers to send letters and tele¬grams to Mr Robert W Blair, Chairman,Committee on Veterans Affairs, Personneland Pensions, Ill. General Assembly,Springfield, Ill. Ask for hearings on theMann Anti-War Bill, which would keep anycitizen of Illinois from having to serve in anundeclared war.Mrs Patricia Cobum tics. What little laughter there is is broughtabout for the most part by newspaper re¬ports of weekly Agnew blunders and thedeath of America. What I’m trying to leadup to is that there is little fun or “comicrelief” here.But SVNA has brought some fun to UC,as far as I can see. Sure, there is a lot ofstudying, and the University and countryare a pile of irreparably rotted shit, andthere are too many problems all over, butif that’s all there was to occupy oneselfwith, I think every one would die out ofmisery. If you can make people laugh, youcan make people notice things, a phenome¬ non upon which a lot of comedy is basedand which I feel played a role in the pro¬pollution campaign. Laughter after tensionand frustration is a great high.I think SVNA has done a good deed bycoming into existence and not dying off.Everyone who disapproves of their activi¬ties should be made to stand in the middleof the Quads with his thumb up his ass.For those not yet awakened or those fall¬ing asleep after countless defeats, SVNAcould be a new starting point for fightingthe capitalistic imperialistic racist fascistunjust inhuman repressive dehumanizingdesexualizing disemboweling scum sucking military-industrial complexioned murder¬ous lying deceitful authoritarian mindlessheartless brutal not nice American way 0fliving rotting and dying, and replacing thismorass with a little peace, love, freedomkindness and a few babies.This may be a little bit exaggeratedEven if it can’t do this, why not let thegang in SVNA have some fun and creativ¬ity, or just messing around? I would like towish all the SVNA a long happy life and sayhello to all of them, although I don’t havethe faintest idea who they are.Richard Fisher 71God Bless svna! Psychology Lacks Significant CoursesHaving just read four February issues ofthe Maroon I have become acquainted withthe SVNA. As a UC student studying inFrankfurt, Germany, this year, I sorelymiss the kind of crap that this wonderfulgroup has been doing.Here, life consists of studying at a terri¬bly overcrowded, antiquated university, suf¬focating in cramped, prison style housing,eating greasy sausages, bloating one’s bellywith beer, and occasionally smoking funnykinds of tobacco that sneaky looking Tur¬kish exchange students are always tryingto sell. There is no student newspaper here,and no non-intellectual activity around thquniversity.Student protest is alternatively non exis¬tent or shrouded in heavy German philo¬sophical terms which even Nietzschecouldn’t understand, and invariably di¬rected at the American Embassy andTrade Center, which is no fun, because bothplaces are always surrounded by five lay¬ers of frothing, farting (what a defense!),fascistic German Schweine, who seem tohave taken courses in Chicago police tac¬ Continued from Page Fourin the future new faculty would be hiredwith some (albeit small) obligation to thefaculty. Promises, Promises. Even if thepromises could have been believed, and Iwill show that they could not be believed,they would only have alleviated the prob¬lem of class size. There are more problemsthan that in psychology.Ten of the 22 faculty listed as Collegepsychology faculty in Program Require¬ments and Courses of Instruction have orare not now teaching College courses thisyear. This does not take into account thelarge number of graduate faculty thatmight condescend to enter the College oncein a while. And what of the courses that aretaught? Learning and perception, the majorcomponents of contemporary Americanpsychology, are not taught here.Personality, psychotherapy, and psy¬chopathology are treated to the near ex¬clusion of other aspects of psychology. Forexample, experimental psychology, re¬search methods, educational psychology,psychological testing, a general in-MUSIC RAFT FOR SOUND ADVICESAVE$170ON H. H. SCOTT'S TOP RECEIVERSCOn 388B160 WATT AM-FM RECEIVERSOLID STATE2 YEAR WARRANTYREG.$45 O00 NOW$27995FREE DELIVERY FOR U of CSTUDENTS OR FACULTYMubiOiaftON CAMPUS CALL BOB TABOR 363-455548 E. Oak St.—DE 7-4150 2035 W. 95th St.—779-6500 troductory course, not to mention fringeareas such as the psychology of creativityor religion. A psychology education hereconsists of large lecture courses treatingfew of the significant aspects of Americanpsychology.The most damning indictment of the psy¬chology department has been the appoint¬ment of an emergency committee to takeover responsibility from the department forthe renovation of the undergraduate psy¬chology program. The committee of coursehas no students on it. And curiously enoughthe committee is composed primarily of thesame faculty who have failed in the past toprovide a satisfactory undergraduate psy¬chology program. To the best of my knowl¬edge, at the writing of this letter, that com¬mittee has yet to meet.Furthermore, the Extraordinary-Com¬mittee (sic) solution is not satisfactory be¬cause the problem is by no means unique tothe psychology department, although psy¬chology is the most extreme example ofconditions in the college. To cite one otherexample, political science has over 90 un¬ dergraduate majors, the number of coursesoffered each year has been declining to alot of twelve this year, and four of the un¬dergraduate faculty will be gone next year,so the prospects are grim.Or, what we all know, the College getsdumped on. What has your departmentdone for you lately? If you aren’t an Eng¬lish major, have you tried to take an Eng¬lish course lately?All the proper channels have failed. Theonly alternatives left to an undergraduateare one, to accept a psychology departmentwithout proper teaching and an adequateprogram, or two, to take more definitiveaction to obtain the quality education thecollege promises. All the students in theCollege (and hopefully the faculty too) haveto decide if they are going to sit back andwait for their program to decay or whetherto join in definitive action to make an ex¬ample of the psychology department. Thinkabout it. The College has to put out or shutdown. Are you ready to make it put out?David Clark, 71, is president of the Col¬lege psychology association.HELD OVER!!THIS WEEKEND ONLY3PennyOperaMay 2 & 3 8:30 p.m.Reynolds' Club Theatre57th & University Ave.Tickets $2-00 atReynolds' Club Desk(THE MAROON CLASSIFIED ADS)JON AND NO-BRA STRIKE!SCENESCome to Beaux Arts BallItey 2 Bartlett Gym.ra AFT CO OP now open Mon.-Fri.,.j, 3rd fl. Blue Gargoyle.HEAR YE! HEAR YE! HEAR YE!L.t if be Known By all those withanimadversions towards Lab SchoolSPTheeSBANDSNATCH Is open only,0 university Students, Faculty,Ltr during the evening hours.jL evening Bandsnatch is YOURS-YOURS-and only YOURS.Masquerade Ball - Come to theBeaux Arts, May 2,French Fries EGG ROLLS, A Creampie and Milk Shakes: Eaten at theBANDERSNATCH 4/20/70 by theGaloping Glutton.A Natural High is the Best High.Transcendental Meditation. Fri.May I, 8pm. 107 Kent Hall.Marco Polo Travel. 224BS. KingDrive, Chicago, III. 60416.Turn on Naturally. TranscendentalMeditation Tues April 27, • PM.Ida Noyes^Come to the Beaux Arts BallMay 2 Bartlett GymWriters' Workshop (PL 2-B377).For those without faith In eitherdogma or divisive violence, themessage of Baha'u'Uah offers aprogram, a challenge, and a pro¬mise Tonight, Ida Noyes, 7:30 PM.Investigate It!Minnette's Custom Salon 493-9713Alterations, millinery, dress mak¬ing; clothes copied A designed.Phonographic Literature Free! IIGood Sound for Your Phonographat MUSICRAFT Also Tuners AmpsReceivers A Tape Decks Save$$$on Campus Bob Tabor 363-4555.Masquerade Ball — Come to theBeaux Arts, /May 2.Regimentation is for Dorm-typeFreaks — Discover Time-Space atthe BANDERSNATCH."POLITICAL REPRESSION INBRAZIL" discussion by Marcio Al¬ves, ex-Brazilian Congressman (inexile). Fri, May 1, 8PM, 5621 Black-stone.FOTA 70Out At Sea — play directed byWerner Krieglstein. April 28, 29,8:30 Bartlett Gym Pool.Modern Dance Films by UC ModernDance Club April 28, 7:30 IdaNoyes Theater.Beaux Arts BallCold Blood, Siegal Schwall andJ. B. Hutto BandsSpectacular Light ShowMay 2 Bartlett Gym 8:30-1:30Tickets in Mandel Hall Box Office$3.Fine Arts QuartetApril 30, 8:30 Lutheran SchoolMay Day Festivities — May 112 noon opening ceremoniesMain Quads12 noon outdoor Brass ConcertRoof of Hutchinson Ct1PM Robbin and Marion-playRenaissance PlayersHarper Library Quad3PM Opening Speech-QuantrellDean HildebrandDusk—Mystical Procession DanceCampusGO CLUB—THURFSACCSL ELECTIONMAY 11-15 Eight graduate and undergraduatestudents will be elected May 11-15to the Faculty-Student AdvisoryCommittee on Campus Student Life.Petitions for candidacy are avail¬able in Administration 201 andmust be filed by April 30.In its two year history, FSACCSLhas made recommendations on theStudent Village, disciplinary proced¬ures, University policy toward theSelective Service, and a range ofother issues affecting students.Membership on the Committee isan opportunity for students to con¬tribute their opinions and effortsfor the improvement of the Univer¬sity community.SPACERMMT-2 Bdrm Apt-55th & Cornell-May on 69/Mo 955-5871 Eves &Wknd.Deluxe 2 Bedrm 2 Bath. 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Roommate, Large SS Apt.*60. 721-4820.Rmmt wntd own rm in Lg SS Hse*50.00/Mo A Util. 978-0954 Eve.Spacious 2 bed rm apt air cond.Near Univ. Sublet Jun 10 to MidSept: *130/Mo. 684-2008.SUM SUB: Breezy 3Vb apt in hi-rise near Co-op. Wall to wall car¬pet. Furnished. *150 negotiable.Couple pref. 955-6714.FOR SALEDOUBLE BED WITH MATTRESSAND BOXSPRING. USED. FREEIF YOU CAN MOVE IT. CALLBEV AFTER FIVE 288-1665.'61 Ford-Good Transportation, *175.643-5209 After 6PM.Stereo Components at DiscountsSave on Dyna, AR, Scott, ADC,Up to 25%. Sherwood A SANSUIUP to 40% at MUSICRAFT CampusRep Bob Tabor 363-4555 and Save**ZOOMI Honda 337, *385, 643-8210,SCM Portable elec, typewriter. Exc.Cond. 288-9010. Rm. 111.New Shipment of bell bottom jeansjust arrived. John's Mens Wear.1459 E 53rd.65 Chevy, 2dr, Impala, Delux vinylinterior A top, like new tires, lowmileage, exceptional conditions.*975. 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Non-University people: 75c perline, 60* per repeat line. There are 30 letters, spaces, andpunctuation marks in a line. ALL ADS PAID IN ADVANCE!There is an extra charge of $1.00 for your own heading. Normalones (For Sales, etc.) are fred. TYPING-STENO-THESES-PL 2-4280.Rm. 508. *1/ page for theses.PIANO TUNINGProfessional tuning, 363-6585.PEOPLE WANTEDBabysitter Needed for ThursdayFor 2Vi Year Old Girl 667-6251.MONEY — Do you need it, want itor just like it? Be your own boss,adapt to own schedule, work fromown residence. Ideal for couples.Call 538-6671.Wanted, ambitious applicants for alowing-paying, exciting position Ina new experimental college. A Fel¬low is draft deferrable. B.A. min¬imum. Contact Daniel Clock, Thom¬as Jefferson College, G.V.S.C., Al¬lendale, Michigan 49401.OPPORTUNITY, sparetime, address¬ing envelopes and circularsl Make$27,000 per thousand. Handwrittenor typed, in your home. Send just*2. for INSTRUCTIONS Plus LISTOF FIRMS using addressers. Satis¬faction Guaranteed! BAV ENTER¬PRISES, Dept. 4-U, PO Box 1056,Yucaipa, Calif. 92399.Need help writing major paper fora M. E. degree. Call 667-5958 —Valerie.IMMORTALIZE YOUR INFANT 6MO.-l Yr. old I Linguist must rec¬ord for thesis. *1.50/hr. 643-3342.DRIVERPart-time - evenings. Independentcontractor has immediate openingsfor part-time driver four nights/week 9PM-1AM in university area.Will drive station wagon deliveringpassengers. Payrate *2.75/hr. Mustbe reliable and able to work duringsummer recess. Call Mr. Marfas at487-5600 day or 264-8005 eves.SENIOR NUDENow is your big chance to partici¬pate in history. Be in the yearBoxSenior Nude Photograph. Join yourfriends. If you are not a Senior youmay participate as a filler. Phototo be taken on 4/29/70. Call SteveWeston 752-0739 or David Travis752-8972 or 3579 or be left out.EXTRA MAROONS?????Do You Have These Issues LyingAround? If You Don't Need Them,We Do For Bound Volumes For Our(A Other) Permanent Files: 4-7,4-3, 2-6, 3-3, 2-20, 2-10, 11-21,10-17, 10-14, 10-7. MUSICIANSMore Pepper to Jhe People! ThePEPPERBANDE, In All Of ItsMagnificent Splendor, Will HoldForth on May Day to Celebrate theSacred Pepper Rites With Music,Dance, Pomp, Circumstance, Games,Joy, Elixir, and Pepperlove. May-day Festivities will Commence at5:47PM, Woodward Court.LOST AND FOUND2 Keys Lost on 58th Street BetweenWoodlawn and University. PleaseCaH Ml 3-0800 X3061. REWARD.LOST GLASSES ON CAMPUS. OC¬TAGON IN SHAPE. PLEASE CALL955-0873 After 6. REWARD.PERSONALSTis decidedly unlikely to finda bored people in springyou kin call GOd-1786smoke a jroll in the grasssmile at a strangerthank a treebuild a kite like BenF.plant your best seedsorganize a shit-inwater balloon battlethink about comin togetherwith your brothersAsistersJuly 4 DCPeace A Pot A PatriotismWhere are all those dances?CHARLEENIE: HAPPY 19th! or liit 18th? maybe 16th, 22nd.Come to the Beaux Arts BallMay 2 Bartlett Gym.DANIEL PEREZ: Please come tothe Maroon Office with *8.C: Thanx for the feets, foots foot¬sies A feetsies old A NEW.Make the Scene with Good SoundBe Our Stereo Type and Save***On Stereo Components at Musicraft.On Campus Bob Tabor at 363-4555All Brands Low Prices.HAPPY BIRFDAY BABY.SICK OF PENAL DORMITORYMEALS Then take a Spring Walkover to the BANDSNATCH-5:30-12.Third Year Student Would Like ARoom in Exchange for Babysitting,Odd Jobs, Starting Next Fall. Ref¬erences. Larry. FA 4-3028.Come to the Beaux Arts BallMay 2 Bartlett Gym.First campus presentation of playin FrenchIonesco's JACQUESMay 29-30Need one or two characters,M A F, apply G-B 441. Masquerade Ball — Come to theBeaux Arts, May 2.Frank Malbranche drop his smileand Jantzen? Find out Wednesdayat Ida Noyes, 7:30.SUPER-PERSONALSTo RHL: All set for Thursday andlet's write about the Smelts. HI toElaine and Richard. Love to Momand Dad and George. JLA.P.S. Try the potato chip pie some¬time.Confidential to WG, CF, MB: Con¬gratulations on your victory; keepup the good work.To ID and MN: What's happening?Hope you gpt your groovy thinggoing again. J.To LG: Good luck on the pancakesSunday. Your social chairman.To Salisbury House; and everyoneelse on the other team: Judy's Jug¬gernauts live.To RT and EY: Hi again. Fromguess who.To DC: What can't you fertilize?To RS: Hope all goes well withthe begonias, petunias, and thetransplanted tree. The Phantom.To MT: Get ouda the library, al¬ready yet.To WC: HIYA.To KW: Thanks for the help onthe weather maps.To RL: Don't expect a personal onThursday.But wait till next Monday.To JS and JS: Where you guysbeen hiding yourselves?Confidential to BS: There is aprecedent for moving the fable out¬side.Confidential to LGS: Keep crankingout these evaluations. Only threeweeks to go until registration.To FS: Sorry I kept you fromdressing Monday.To JF: Beauregard is ready anytime Dutchess is.Confidential to JG: Keep the tubeon. Mental shutdown has set in.Until next Monday, this is CH andJA, your own Jon and No-Bra, sign¬ing off. Good night.Confidential to anyone: No-Bra isa pseudonym and a pseudo-fact.MODERN DANCE CLASSES4i30to6<00Mumlnn Cm|b ,f J,.. |ifwwwy • uoivnxiyBoMat, Rock A Jazz fought.Allison Theater Dance Center17 N. SfofoStavam BuildingRoom 1902332-9923I CARPET CITY6740 STONY ISLAND324-7998iHas what you need from a Si0▼used 9 x 12 Rug, to a customfcarpet. Specializing in Remnants^Mill returns at a fraction of the i^original cost.^Decoration Colors and Qualities.▼Additional 10% Discount with this*Ad.! FREE DELIVERY>♦♦ee» SAVINGSSAVINGSS AVINGSSAVINGS SAVINGSS<John's Mens Wear1459 E. 53rd.WITH THIS COUPON2 PAIR OFSTAY PRESS PANTS$9.98offer expires May 10aeeygijTHINKINGABCUTSWEET I ITT?THE PRESS DOES NOT SPEAK THE VOICE OF THE NATION. IT DOES NOT EVEN SPEAK THE VOICE OF THOSE WHO WRITE FOR IT.Fanny Wright, liberated woman, 1829April 28, 1970/The Chicago Maroon/7~ r-FOTA EVENTSApril 28 - May 4April 28, V> 8:30Bartlett Gym PoolApril 287:30- Ida NoyesTheater OUT AT SEA - PLAYdirected by Werner Krieglstein. three.men in a raftModern Dance Filmspresented by U.C. Modern Dance ClubA Dance Chromatic" - Ed EmshillerTotem" - Alwin Nikolais Dance Co.Revelations" - Alvin Ailey Dance Co.Swan Lake" - Galina Ulanova excerpts. N.Y. City Ballet.A Night with the Peking Opera"w\\\\\\wApril 30 8:30 Fine Arts QuartetLutheran SchoolWlayli912 noonmain quads.roof ofHutchinson Ct.1:00 P.M.Harper Libr. Quads.3:00 P.M.Quantrell9:00 P.M. (or dusk)campusmed school quads. Fota Opening Ceremoniesmay day festivities: maypole dance, Morris Dancing, MadrigalsingingOutdoor Brass ConcertChicago Brass EnsembleBobbin & Marion - playRenaissance PlayersOpening SpeechDean Roger HildebrandMystical Procession DanceOpening of Outdoor Sculpture Exhibitby Virginia Farrari and studentsMay 21:00 P.M.Ida Noyes Gym8:30Bartlett Gym Master Classes in Dance Techniquewith members of Jose Limon Dance Co. $1.00 registration fee;register with Mrs. Elvi Moore, INH 201Beaux Arts and Masquerade Ballfeaturing three bands: Cold Blood, Siegel/Schwall and J.B. HuttoBands Spectacular Light Show:* Tickets $3.00 at Mandel Hall BoxOfficeMay 3 2:30 Folk Dancing with Orchestramain quads by tennis cts. u.c. Folk Dancers and anyone wishing to danceZ*30•. jL Columbia College Dance Troupnoyes Shirley Mordine, director including dance, sound and slide proTheater jectionsMay 4 11:30 a.m.Hutchinson O.8:00 p.m.Mandel Hall Chalk InEdward Albeetopic: "The Playwright -vs- The Theater //This is the official, up-to-date schedule8/The Chicago Maroon/April 28, 1970