THE MAROONTuesday, April 15, 1969Faculty HoldsVigil Against DisciptmmDavid TravisOVER 80 FACULTY and staff members stand in silent vigil outside Cobb hall to protest the UC's disciplinary proceedures.Non-Militant BoycottContinuesNoon Rally TomorrowTo Counter DwindlingSupport for StrikeDespite declining student support for astrike on Cobb Hall classes, the strikecommittee voted last night to continue thenon-militant boycott Tuesday and Wednes¬day.Activities for Wednesday include a noonrally in front of the administration buildingfollowed by a mass meeting in Quantrellauditorium at 3 pm. Further tactics will bedecided upon at that meeting.The strike on Cobb Hall was losing effec¬tiveness Monday, five days after the classboycott called by the Committee of 500 be¬gan. Tallies taken by the Maroon Fridayand Monday indicated a considerable in¬crease in class attendance from Wednes¬day and Thursday. Although about 70 percent of the student body honored the picketlines Thursday, the strike Friday wasabout 50 per cent effective, and by Mondaystrike effectiveness dropped to 20 per cent.About 300 people attended a rally at12:30 pm Friday in front of the ad build¬ing. Sponsored by the committee of 500,Teach-In PlansTo Discuss UCThere will be a teach-in Tuesday at 1:30pm in front of the administration buildingto discuss University disciplinary policiesand the Kalven report. David Bensman,70, an organizer of the event, said “We-realize that ultimately this University cansurvive only if students, faculty, and ad¬ministration reach some basic consensuson the principles upon which this Univer¬sity is run.”Assistant dean of students James Viceand Reuben Smith, professor of history,both members of the Kalven committee,have promised to speak. Several of thesigners of the AAUP petition and studentsm the Committee of 500 will also speak.Bensman announced the teach-in in a let¬ter to the editors of the Maroon. In thatletter he said, “At this teach-in I hope allmembers of the University community willeome to discuss the common basis for thecontinued existence of the University.” with speakers including Ed Birnbaum,Mitch Meiser, and Ken Rosner, the rallyexplained the demands of the strikers, es¬pecially the racism demands.“The strike is an expression of sorrowand anger over disciplinary actions,” saidMeiser. Birnbaum noted that, “The prob¬lems with the universities are the sameproblems with America — militarism ?r.dracism.”After the rally, the Salvation Air Force,a guerilla theater group much like theChickenshits of last quarter, put on a skitcritical of the discipline committees.So far there have been no direct negotia¬tions between the striking students and theadministration. Wayne C. Booth, dean ofthe College, issued Monday a two pagestatement addressed to “faculty and stu¬dents of the University” which addresseditself to several of the strikers’ demands,though it did not identify them as such.The statement pointed out the legality ofthe Oaks and Shireman disciplinary com¬mittees according to University statutesand precedents. It outlined the proceduresof those committees, stating, “No one wassummoned for political opinions or legalpolitical actions; the committees consid¬ered evidence only of actions committedagainst the University.”Booth also discusses the Kalven reporton disciplinary procedures in the state¬ment. Without mentioning the specific rec¬ommendations of that report, Booth urgesall students to read it before making criti¬cisms.The statement also denies that the Uni¬versity has practiced political suppressionin firing suspended and expelled studentsfrom University jobs, stating, “Such fir¬ings ... are obviously no more politicalthan any other conesquence of disciplinaryaction.”Booth mentions the strikers’ other de¬mands in a short paragraph at the end,calling them “other concerns” — “housingin Woodlawn, a day-care center, opening offacilities and so on.” Booth admits the se¬riousness of these issues, but accuses that“the procedures by which such packagesof demands are tacked together and issuedas timed ultimata would be comic if theydid not seem to promise tragedy for Amer¬ican democratic processes. They make amockery of the real problems of humanbeings — troubled universities, disciplinedstudents, ghetto residents, working moth¬ ers, disciplinary committees — which theyexploit for transitory purposes.”The statement closes with a call to havedone with “such maneuvers.” “It is time,”Booth states, “to get back to the job oftrying to improve this University.”Although class attendance in Cobb in¬creased Monday, several professors hon¬ored the picket lines and held class outsideof Cobb. Following is a partial list of theseclasses:Art 101 sec 02West Civ sec 10West Civ sec 07West Civ sec 04West Civ sec 16Hum 105 Gilman's section ArchivesStand Outside'AdBldg to ProtestUnfair SentencesBy Bruce NortonAbout 80 faculty and staff stood for anhour in silent vigil outside the adminis¬tration building Monday afternoon. Thevigil, initiated by professor of geographyGilbert White and other faculty memberswho have signed the faculty petition ob¬jecting to the University’s handling of dis¬ciplinary procedures, was open to all facul¬ty who agree with the following leaflet,which was passed out at the demonstra¬tion.“MEMBERS OF THE FACULTY OFTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO *“We stand in silence to express our con¬cern with the effects which recent dis¬ciplinary actions are having upon ourstudents and upon the life of the Univer¬sity.“We oppose the irregular procedures ofthe disciplinary committee and theharshness and inconsistency of the sentences imposed.“We invite all faculty members whoshare this concern to stand with us.”Participants included Keith Baker, assis¬tant professor of history and chairman ofthe western civilization program; VirgilBurnett, associate professor of art and di¬rector of the Bergman Gallery; David Bev-ington, professor of English; Eric Coch¬rane, professor of history and chairman ofthe College history group; Eugene Gendlin,assistant professor of psychology and phi¬losophy; Charles Gray, associate professorof history; and Richard Lewontin, profes¬sor of biology.The faculty lined the sidewalk facing thead building, while observing students gath¬ered on the grass behind them. Studentspicketing Cobb Hall chanting “On strike,shut it down” filled in the silence of thefaculty.Three campus policemen manned theSee "Vigil" Page ThreeDavid TravisSTUDENTS CONTINUE their non-violent picketing of Cobb Hall to demonstratetheir demands that the University recind its disciplinary action.23 Vow to Starve Are Metparticularly Vincent House, where the tent-in in the main quad Tuesday,project gained its impetus.Student moderates have adopted yet alew tactic in their never ending struggleto bring the unjustice of the recent discip¬linary procedures to the public eye: thehunger strike.Twenty-three students have vowed toFASCCSLCandidates for posts on the faculty stu¬dent advisory committee on campus stu¬dent life (FASCCSL) have been announced.Elections will be April 22-25, and ballotswill be sent out to all students shortly.Three representatives will be electedfrom the college. Two will be elected fromthe professional schools and one each fromthe divisions of the Humanities, socialsciences, and physical/biological scences.Candidates are:College (3)Christopher Bates '70 Stanley Becker '72Steven A. Blau '70 Diana Burg '71°hilip Burg '71 Frank Day '70Dorothy Dube '71 Albert Eng '71Peggy Greenfield '70 Timothy McGree '70°atrick Michaels '71 William Pollack '72Cornelia Schwartz '70 Jerry Webman '71Joseph Sell '71 Jeffrey Spurr '70Mark Sulkes '71 Viviana Tul '71Hollis Wagenstein '72 Jerry Webman '71Humanities (1)Mark S. AuburnPeter Rabinowitz Michael Buckner starve until the University accedes to theirdemands to recind the disciplinary actiontaken against students who participated inthe sit in last February.Twenty-one of the students of the hungerstrike are from Burton-Judson Courts,Pltytical/Biological Sciences (1)David Friedman Jay LemkeAlbert ParrSocial Sciences (1)Robert CooleyProfessional Schools (2)William Cooley (Divinity) Douglas Huron (Law)James Kerwin (Business) Alan Kirshen (Law)Wilbur A. Weder (SSA)SG ReferendumAs a result of the referendum held lastweek, student government (SG) will be es¬tablished in a new bicameral form and willdouble its size.About 22 per cent of the total studentbody voted on an amendment setting upthese changes, which passed 1,561 — 176.Only a majority of at least 15 percent ofthe student body was needed to pass theamendment.Elections for the new posts will be heldin about two weeks. The SG office hopes tohave petitions available for prospectiverepresentatives by Wednesday or Thurs¬day. In addition to the BJ strikers, two fourth-year students, with less than eight weeksbefore graduating, Mary Sue Leighton andSara Heller, will begin a hunger strike andPolice DiscretionThe Chicago police department came un¬der fire at the conference on police dis¬cretion at the law school Saturday.Rennie Davis, head of the National Mobi¬lization to End the War in Vietnam,charged that there can be no change in thepolice or the brutality they use to preserve“law and order” because of the societythey represent. “That society is not thepoor, the black, or the young. Police areused by the system to perpetuate the stat¬us quo against those who want change.”AI Raby, vice chairman of the HydePar k-Kenwood Community conference,agreed, adding that the police make thepolitical decisions regarding the statusquo.“But, I learned one thing during theDemocratic convention,” said Raby. “Thepolice are not only against blacks. Theyare against anybody who messes with theirthing.” “It’s the only compelling thing we cando,” said Miss Leighton, “and it can’t beconstrued as disruptive except in a meta¬physical way.”“Persuation by suffering” is in the greatliberal tradition, she added. “I’m not suffi¬ciently radicalized that I believe every¬thing is political.”A spokesman for the BJ strikers saidthat they were not radicals, but that theyfelt that this was an effective way to voicetheir strong protest against the policies ofthe University administration.In addition, the money for their food willbe donated to an organization which willdistribute it to hungry people in the city.One graduate student has already agreedto participate in the tent-in with the MissesLeighton and Heller, but refused to jointhe hunger strike because his motherwouldn’t approve.The following is the statement issued bythe 21 BJ strikers last night:Starting today we students at the University ofChicago intend to fast until which time as the Univer¬sity accedes to the following demands. We believe thatthese demands are both reasonable and just and thatthey can be implemented without disruptio nto membersof the University community.We demand: all disciplinary actions taken againststudents who participated in the winter quarter eventsbe rescinded and the students reinstated until a newdisciplinary committee is formed, one which does notsubscribe to the irregular procedures and the incon¬sistent sentencin gof the present committee.Students living in the dormatories with meal con¬tracts will arrange to have the money for their mealssent to an organization that distributes to hungry peoplein the city. On Sunday nights for as long as the ‘nstcontinues the participants will hold a silent vigil infront of the law school.This action represents our individual consciencesand not the policy of any larger organizationABOUT THE MIDWAYDependable Serviceon your Foreign CarVW’s encouraged now. 2 Factory trained mechanicshave joined us. Quicker service. 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Never¬theless, political discrimination cannot bedenied easily in some cases.For example, Bob Ross, not registeredlast quarter, and Danus Skene, graduatestudents in political science, both func¬tioned similarly last quarter. Both chairedmass meetings; both appeared at the ad¬ministration building and spoke at meet¬ings only occasionally.Both were summoned. And both appearedbefore the Oak committee to present simi¬lar defenses.But their punishments differed. Ross re¬ceived a suspension until spring 70 andwas asked to reapply. Skene received onlya suspended suspension.And even though both received consid¬erable publicity, that publicity was usedonly against Ross, not against Skene. TheOaks committee used clipping files, tran-CorrectionFriday’s Maroon incorrectly iden¬tified public information editorial as¬sistant Joseph Shulman as beingtwice expelled from the Wednesdaymeeting of the Committee of 500.The expelled PR man, identified asShulman by meeting chairman An¬drew Arato, was University staffwriter Joseph Brisben. ANALYSISscripts of speeches, and depositions fromthose at mass meeting against Ross.“They did not use circumstantial evi¬dence in my case,” said Skene. “But BobRoss’s case was similar; they used everypiece of circumstantial evidence they couldfind.”Skene said that the University consid¬ered Ross “dangerous” because he is na¬tional director of the New University Con¬ference.“I think they made a special effort to getme,” said Ross. “Their view of me is thatI’m a professional revolutionary who hasno place in the University.”Ross said that he was not expelled be¬cause he presented a case that he was nota leader and that his civil liberties werebeing violated.Another example is the case of BarbaraAlter, a divinity student. Miss Alter wasseen in the administration building only onthe first day of the sit-in. She was sum¬moned to appear before the Oaks com¬mittee, where she presented a “collectivepolitical defense,” she said. She refused toanswer questions concerning her actionswithin the building.She was expelled.“I assumed I was expelled because Ididn’t answer their questions,” she said.But Miss Alter had been involved inWRAP and in the divinity school protests.“I wondered if they’d thought they’dfound the missing link between the divinityschool and the sit-in,” she said.Another expelled student, Jeff Maso, ’69,claims he was the victim of a “politicalpurge.” Maso spoke only once in administrationbuilding meetings, since he spent most ofhis time as chief of student security, at¬tempting to maintain order within thebuilding. He was seen at the Quad club,but he was not a leader.He attempted to show the Shireman com¬mittee that he “was not being unprincipledand rowdy.” Evidently that wasn’t an ac¬ceptable defense.Jim Kollros, a member of the Worker-Student Alliance faction of SDS, received athree quarter suspension after being seenonly once, at the Quad club.Continued from Page Onedoors as the faculty approached the admin¬istration building. One policeman con¬trolled entrance to the building throughoutthe demonstration, closing the door afterpeople entered or left.After an hour the demonstrators walkedin single file to the lobby of RosenwaldHall, where they heard short statementsfrom White, Joan Scott, lecturer in history,and Leonard Radinsky, assistant professorof anatomy.Radinsky reported on the committee ofthe council meeting Friday at which dele¬gates from the group of petitionerspresented their case. No action has yetbeen taken by the council, which meetsTuesday.Radinsky stated that “essentially (deanof students) O’Connell admitted to us thatthere had been a breach in University pol¬icy” in the sending of a letter to Old West-bury College. The University, Radinskysaid, should have said only that the stu¬dents were “barred from further registra- “Almost any suspension was too severr*for being at the Quad club,” he said.Kollros made his politics clear to theShireman committee. For that reason, hesays, he received such a stiff penalty.Robert Siska, 71, appeared in the administration building only rarely.But, as he said, “I stepped out of line. Igot expelled.”If the University has attempted to g&rid of its “political subversives,” it haefailed. Most remain here to demonstrateagainst the arbitrary, if not discriminating,disciplinary actions taken against them.tion” according to University policy.Dean O’Connell in a letter interview ad¬mitted the error. He said that the registrarhad sent a letter saying that the tran¬scripts sent to Old Westbury were in¬complete, and that some of the studentswere “involved in disruptive activities atthe University of Chicago”. DeanO’Connell called this “an unhappy choiceof words,” and said that the incident wasan exceptional one. “We’re trying to helpthem when they ask us to,” he continued,by writing letters of recommendation tocolleges that the expelled students ap¬ply to.The signers of the AAUP petition, nownumbering 94 faculty and 22 staff, willmeet Wednesday at 4:30 p.m. in Social Sci¬ences 305. They plan to hear the results ofTuesday’s meeting with the council of thesenate and plan further action.Signers of the petition include 11 full pro¬fessors, 14 associate professors, 45 assis¬tant professors, and 24 instructors, lectur¬ers, and interns.94 Faculty Petition Council+ + * + + * + +**■++*** + ** + * +* -k^ We're Selling ^; INNER-GLOW *; CANDLES ;* 4c* 4c* Perpetual delights for £* the home and mind 4c* ** ** ON SALE NOW AT THE 4c* MAROON BUSINESS OFFICE ** IDA NOYES HALL ROOM 304 4c4c 4cJOSEPH JARMANIN CONCERTFRIDAY APRIL 18, 8:00 PM.BLUE GARGOYLESI.OO DONATION MUSKRAFT SPECIALoluMacaAPERIODICLOUDSPEAKERSYSTEMThe Dynaco aperiodic loudspeaker is a compact, high per¬formance, two way high fidelity speaker system of modestcost. It uses a 10" extended excursion woofer and a newsoft dome tweeter in a notable departure from the conven¬tional acoustic suspension and bass reflex designs, both ofwhich rely on resonance to sustain the low frequency re¬sponse. The A-25 is the fiist of a series of Dynaco speakersystems of aperiodic, or essentially non-resonant, design.Size20”xll1/2”xl0”deep« 7995SPECIAL DISCOUNTSSAVE 15% ON ALL DYNACOAMPLIFIERS AND TUNER,KIT OR ASSEMBLEDMukiCiaftON CAMPUS CALL BOB TABOR 324-300548 E. Oak St.—DE 7-4150 2035 W. 95th St.—779-6500April 15, 1969/Thu Chicago Maroon/3(EDITORIALSThe ReplyLack of communication has been one of the most depressingaspects of the crisis of the past few months, but perhaps even moredepressing is the enormous distance between the students and theadministration which is revealed when some communication doestake place. This was our reaction when the Kalven committeereport appeared, and this is our reaction to the statement WayneBooth issued yesterday.For some weeks, the Maroon editorials have been calling forsome statement from the administration explaining their positionto students. Mr. Booth’s statement is signed only by himself, butit probably is the most coherent response to come from the admin¬istration yet. One sentence in particular seems to express theadministration’s position, and is indicative of the misunderstandingbetween students and administrators.The sentence is the statement’s last, and, out of context, itexpresses a sentiment that is obviously the hope of all sides in thecurrent crisis. “It is time,” Booth siates “to get back to the job oftrying to improve this University.” The difference between thetwo sides is that Booth makes the statement after repudiating theviews of the strikers whose views, ironically, include hopes ofimproving the UniversityWhy can’t the administrators accept this fact — that thevast majority of students are also committed to improving thisUniversity? This doesn’t mean that these students agree with theadministration; many of these very students disagree most pro¬foundly with those who run this University. Yet the number ofstudents whose intent is malicious is miniscule, by now probablynon-existent. Why can’t the administration consider that possibly,just possibly, if they did some of the things their students oncesuggested, and which they now, out of anger and frustration, de¬mand, this University might be a better place?- It would seem that the keepers of the University have gottenthemselves confused with the University itself. When their partic¬ular views are threatened, they see it as an attack against thevery idea of a University. It has now gotten to the point where theadministration pretends the students don’t exist, never addressingthe specific demands of specific groups in discussion, but addressingoblique statements to the campus at large, never giving the studentsthe chance to have a conversation.What Gives?What kind of rut have we gotten into?The strike, the most meaningful student protest attempted ineight years has been puttering along in one building with moststudents heedlessly going on to class in the others.A five-day conference to discuss the curriculum in the collegehas so far been the poorest attended event of the year.On one hand, a group of several hundred students are standingup and saying that this is our University, too, we should have somesay in it, even on such sacred things as its mission- On the other,the faculty are saying, all right, we’re listening, what do you haveto say?Can it be that students at the University of Chicago are con¬tent to accept everything that is handed out to them, content tosit and watch while 42 students are expelled and 81 suspended,content to go to class and sit and take in everything that is taughtthem and accept the way it is taught?No wonder the faculty are adament in refusing to give thestudents any important role in the running of the University. Thestudents don’t care. They aren’t committed to the University asstudents. The College students don’t even seem to give a damnabout their curriculumCertainly the strike and the curriculum conference are not themost attractive social occasions of the season. But the issues behindthe strike (which God knows have been discussed enough in thiscolumn) are important, and the curriculum (being the very reasonwhy all of us at the college are here) is very important, and if nomore than a handful of us can drag ourselves out of our holes,stop indulging our personal alienation and get interested in it,then why are we even here?4/The Chicago Maroon/April 15, 1969 On Needing Student SupportBy Steve CookOnce again, in the strike, the militants and the moderates of the left at UC havecome to a split over the necessity of student support.The militants, saying the University is a racist institution bent upon oppressingblacks, poor, and the campus leftists, see student support as secondary to aconfrontation with the University’s power structure (i.e., the administration andconservative faculty). Because the militant’s view is one that makes immediateaction necessary, the question of student support has been important to them onlyto the point where there appear to be enough students sympathetic to their stance ona particular issue who would support a confrontation.So the sit-ins and the strikes come. Four hundred to 500 actively take part. Yetby the end of the first week of the sit-in and by the fourth day of the strike itappears clear that even thses 500 are leaving the fold. “No,” they say, “it is not worthbringing about change in the University if it means my expulsion or missing myclasses for an extended period of time.” Or perhaps they say, “I don’t agree thatthe struggle is one against the racist policies of the University as much as a struggle forpower within the University. I believe that students should have power in hiringand firing, in disciplinary decisions, in the areas of academic life that directlyaffect the student, but I won’t support a struggle against University racism.”These are the moderates. To them student support is essential as a legitimizationfor action as well as a tactic. This stance is not one of national revolution as muchas it is of University reform. It is not a position of the destruction of the totalinstitution as much as it is of changing the shape of the present to conform to whatthe moderates believe are their rights as students.They are more concerned about political suppression than the political beliefs ofthose who were expelled. They also believe that to carry out this reform in the presentsituation their tactics must not alienate growing faculty support for their position,because the faculty has greater power to bring about change in the Unversity thanthe students do.As the moderate sees it, his power is in his numbers, not in his militancy. Studentsupport is necessary to him because the demonstration of that support forces thepowers that be to realize that they cannot write off student unrest here as a handfulof malcontents bent upon insaity. There aer hundreds here bent upon insanity, ifdisgust over the disciplinary actions of last quarter be insanity.The position of the moderates can be considered selfish. They see their rights asstudents coming before their concern for blacks and poor. That is not to say, however,that these students have no compassion for the oppressed, or that if they had thepower to decide, they would allow the University facilities closed to theexpansionist policies, or that they would keep University facilities closed to thecommunity, or that they would not support a University-financed day-care centerfor University personnel.The moderates do mean to say that they will not support a strike when that strikeis no longer in their interests. When their demands for student rights are ingnored bythe radicals, they will not sacrifice their classes and the money they pay for them.Yet the moderate rightly questions the selflessness of the militants when he cannotagree that the University as it now exists must be destroyed. How many classes doexpelled of suspended students miss? How many of the leaders of the 500 are gradstudents who have no classes in Cobb? And finally, if the masses of the studentsare unimportant in the radicals’ tactics of revolution, how important are they in theradicals’ new university?Steve Cook, ’71, is a history major and a Maroon staff member.BULLETIN OF EVENTSTuesday, April 15 Wednesday, April 16WRITING COMPENTENCY EXAMINATION:All transfer students and all second yearstudents who have not already taken andpassed this exam are required to do sothis quarter. Those who did not pre¬register or who did not receive a ticketof admission should register in Gates-Blake 222.MEETING: University Council, Business East106, 3:40 pm.LECTURE: "The Literature of Africa", ChinuaAchebe, biafran novelist. Quantrell Audi¬torium, 4 pm.LECTURE: "The Evolution of Computer Sci¬ence", Maurice V Wilkes, director of theMathematical Laboratory, CambridgeUniversity. Rl C-113, 4 pm.COLLOQUIUM: "Dynamics of Electrons in Sol¬ids", Joshua Zak, Techiion-lsrael Instituteof Technology. Rl 480, 4:15.LECTURE: "An Electron Microscopic Ap¬proach to the Origin of the Iris Muscle",Akira Tonasaki, Tohoku University, Japan.Anatomy 104, 4:30.LECTURE: "Self-Dtermination: The EssentialIngredient for Effective School-CommunityRelationships", Willard J. Congreve, di¬rector of the Woodlawn ExperimentalSchools District Proiect. SSA Building,7:30.LECTURE DEMONSTRATION: "Music of Indo¬nesia", Mantle Hood, UCLA. BreastedHall, 8 pm.FILM: "Picnic on the Grass", Cobb Hall 8 pm.THK CHICAGO MAROONFounded in 1892. Pub¬lished by University ofChicago students daily dur¬ing revolutions, on Tues¬days and Fridays through¬out the regular schoolyear and intermittentlythroughout the summer,except dbring examinationperiods. Offices in Rooms303, 304, and 305 in Ida Noyes Hall, 1212 E.59th St., Chicago, III. 60637. Phone Midway3-0800, Ext. 3269. Distributed on campus and inthe Hyde Park neighborhood free of charge.Subscriptions by mail $7 per year. Non-profitpostage paid at Chicago, III. 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Breasted Hall, 8 pm,;FILM: "Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?Cobb Hall, 8 pm. . „FOLK DANCING: Israeli Folk Dancing, teach¬ing and requests, Ida Noyes Hall, 7:»-Tletters to the editors of the maroonFastTo all the Espousers of the Great LiberalTradition:What is the matter with Mary Jane?She’s crying with all her might andmain,And she won’t e?.t ner dinner —rice pudding again —What is the matter with Mary Jane?In an effort to communicate in a lan¬guage you can understand, we are begin¬ning a hunger strike on Tuesday. We shallawait your response to our letter whilecamping on the main quad (at your door¬step, as it were). We are trying this tacticbecause we are not commited to any par¬ticular rhetoric or form of dissent. We arecommitted to certain ideas; one of themost important is that of the university asa community.The events of the past two months haveadded to the evidence that any feeling ofcommunity that ever existed on campus isgone. The faculty has divided (as indeedhas a large part of the student body) alongthe lines of the Walrus and the Carpenter:‘It seems a shame,’ the Walrus said.‘To play them such a trick.After we’ve brought them out so far,And made them trot so quick!’The Carpenter said nothing butThe butter’s spread too thick!’‘I weep for you,’ the Walrus said,I deeply sympathize.’With sobs and tears he sorted outThose of the largest size,Holding his pocket handkerchiefBefore his streaming eyes. As it stands nuw, no one is happy — andno one ought to be. The power plays con¬tinue, the word-slinging continues, and ev¬eryone is caught up in defending in¬defensible positions. The issues are still un¬resolved. Until all of us are willing tobring to the discussions humility and mu¬tual respect worthy of the seriousness ofthe problem, there is no hope for a solu¬tion.The first thing that must be recognizedis that under no standards — legal or mor¬al — were the disciplinary proceedingsfair. The structures for meting out dis¬cipline were not, nor have they ever been,adequately responsive to the needs of thecommunity. With this in mind, we advo¬cate complete and retroactive restructur¬ing of discipline enlisting the participationof the entire community. The changeswould involve minimally:• Including students in the decisionabout constitution of the committee andthe guidelines under which it operates.• Permitting all students who receivedany kind of punishment in the last disorderto have their cases retried under the newset-up. We see this as the smallest and stillmost relevant indication of the desire offaculty to reestablish community.We personally feel that expulsions haveno place in an institution such as ours. Inany case, there should be more creativethinking about the problems of communityrelations. (Why not consider fines, or othermeasures that are less than genocidal?)But these are details of substance andform that must be worked out by us all,not by any single group.Frankly we feel in this action more thana little vulnerable to accusations of being on one hand counter revolutionary and onthe other, overly coercive. But in thisgreat liberal institution, we can think of nomore appropriate way to demonstrate howvery serious we are. We shall maintain ourvisible and demonstrative presence on thequadrangle and fast until such time as wehear from the committee of the councilthat productive dialogue has begun. How¬ever, because we still hope to graduate inJune, we feel constrained to continue toattend classes and keep up with our workas best we can. Meanwhile, everyone whoagrees with us is invited to join in thevigil.Sara Heller '69Mary Leighton '69Fairy TaleOnce upon a time in a strange land therewas a mean, nasty ruler who lived in anold and grey castle-like university. And allof his subjects hated him, but none daresay so lest they be punished. But one dayin a dark little room in a far corner of thecastle, a few of the bolder young aristo¬ crats huddled together and began plotting.“Strike against him,” they whispered. Andso the aristocrats told all the poor peoplenot to go to class anymore.At first the poor people would gather out¬side the entrance to the castle with booksand signs, but none went to class. But themean ruler didn’t care, he knew theywould come back sooner or later. And sothe poor people kept coming to gather out¬side the entrance, but after awhile theydidn’t bring their signs anymore. They justsat on the sidewalk and wrote with chalk.They enjoyed the nrn.Finally the mean ruler realized that if hedidn’t do something the poor people wouldnever come back. So he gave the aristo¬crats everything they asked for. And thenthe aristocrats shouted “Horray, hooray!We’ve won! Everybody go back to classesnow.” But the poor people just sat on thesidewalk and stared. “We’re not goingback to class ever again,” they said.“We’ve won.” And they lived happily everafter.Michael DunlapJim HaefemeyerMatching WeddingSetsTloferle fashion jewelersask for student discounts1422E. 53rd St. 363—0161LIBRARY HELP WANTEDBoth full-time and part-time positions availablefor students and student wives.Telephone 955-4545THE CENTER FOR RESEARCH LIBRARIES5721 Cottage Grove AvenueSame Day 5 Hr. Cleaning No Extra ChargeJAMES SCHULTZ CLEANERSCustom Quality Cleaning1363 E. 53rd 10% Student Discount 752-6933 ATTENTION PHOTOGRAPHERSWe are offering you plea¬surable weekend work pho¬tographing college parties; thepay is good and previous ex¬perience is not required; call685-7601 and ask for Bob.S THE CONTEMPORARY CHAMBER PLAYERSOF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGORalph Shapey * Music DirectorMUSIC FOR THE STAGESources III BurgePieces of Eight (mixed media) OliverosThe Cat and The Moon (chamber opera) Putsch^FRIDAY 8:30 P.M.APRIL 18 Mandel HallAdm: $1.50, reserved section; $1.00, studentsTickets at Concert Office, 5835 University AvenueCANOE TRIPSInto the Quetico-Superior Wil¬derness. America's Greatest Ad¬venture by America's largest out¬fitter. Free folder and map - write;BILL ROM, DEPT C, CANOE COUN¬TRY OUTFITTERS, ELY, MIN-NESOTA.IF YOU AREMALE OR 21 OR OVERFEMALEHAVE A DRIVER’S LICENSEDRIVE A YELLOWJust telephone CA 5-6692 orApply in person at 120 E. 18th St.EARN MORE THAN $25 DAILYDRIVE A YELLOWShort or full shift adjusted toyour school schedule.DAY, NIGHT or WEEKENDSWork from garage near home or school. JOG TO SISFor your casualLIVING ROOM CHAIR(Carry with you)WHAT YOUHAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!DACRON WASHABLERABRICA VAILA BLE IN FOUR COLORSRepeat of a former selloutPrice $39®5ScandinavianImportOystem 53rd &Lake Park. OpenEvery Day667-4040PLANTS ALIVE!HARPER COURTu ^ u living rocksmarginatas 'P*1'torrariums SHORELAND HOTEL IOffice space also Availablefrom 200 sq. ft. to 1800 sq. ft. Special RatesforStudents and RelativesFacultyDouble bed rooms from $12.00 dailySingle rooms from $9.00 dailyTwin rooms from $14.00dailyLake View Please call N.T. Norbert PL 2-10005454 South Shore DriveApril 15, 1969/The Chicago Maroon/5(Maroon Classified Ads)THEY'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!RATES: For University students,faculty, and staff: 50 cents perline, 40 cents per repeat line.For non-University clientele:75 cents per line, 40 cents perrepeat line. Count 30 charactersand spaces per line.TO PLACE AD: Come with ormail payment to The ChicagoMaroon Business Office, Room304 of Ida Noyes Hall, 1212 E.59th St., Chicago, III. 60637. Mall-in forms now available at Cen¬tral Information, Reynolds Cluband all dormitories.No ads will be taken ever thephene or billed.DEADLINES: For Friday's pa¬per, Wednesday at 4. For Tues¬day's paper, Friday at 5.FOR FURTHER INFORMA¬TION: phene Midway 34M00,Ext. 3266.LILIOMHungarian for lilySlang for ruffianRoger DoddsISLILIOMThis Fri, Sat, Sun onlyLILIOM!—not CarouselLOSTBrown leather purse outside CobbWed.—great sentimental value. Re¬ward—no questions asked. BU 8-6610X3311.FOR SALEBEVERLY DRUM SET like brandnew $125 or best offer. Call 783-7832after 4:00 ask for Bill Y.USED VOLKSWAGENS'61 bug'64 bug'66 VW fastback very clean'67 bug very cleanReasonable and haggelable. LeslyImports, 2235 S. Michigan 326-2550.MOVING SALEDEMONSTRATORS**TRADESTV's, Recorders, Amplifiers, Tuners,Changers, Speakers. Everythingmust go. No Reasonable Offer Re¬fused. Schwartz Bros. HiFi, 1215 E.63 St. FA 4-8400.1949 Harley-Davidson "45'' com¬pletely overhauled and restored —beautiful condition — ride it, tobelieve it. 493-8726 eves. $500 orbest offer.TYPING All those who really dig democraticsocialist humanism please callDave. B. 493-4867.Persian and Indian musicians inter¬ested in performing for the Festivalof the Arts, call Alan 363-0551.WANTED TO BUYAIR CONDITIONER, 5,000 BTU ormore. Cali 684-5388 eve.WANTED TO RENTMed students need 3-4 bedroom apt.in Hyde Park before July 1. Joel955-5276 after 6.3 or 4 bedroom near-campus apart¬ment. Willing to rent this June. CallBU 8-6610; rm. 1202, 2210, or 2216.Want 7 or 8 rm. apt. in Hyde ParkTo rent, either June thru next yr., orSept, thru yr. Call Al, 324-9090.Wanted: Apartment in Hyde ParkArea with AT LEAST 3 bedrooms,furnished if possible. $25 reward.752-9580 anytime.Need 2 bedroom apt. sublet for June& July. Call 274-7895 evenings andweekends.2-3 bedrm apt Sept. Will sign now ifnecessary BU 8-6610 Kathy rm 2314,Elise Rm 2117, Sue Rm 2119. Sublet June 15 to Sept. 30 4 rooms, 2bedrooms, turn, 53rd and Blackstone493-4540.2Vi rm. apt. — 57th & Blackstone;avail. June 15. 643-5534.Summer sublet, 6 rms & porch 53rd8, Wood lawn, Gd. Porch. 643-6669.Modern 1 bedroom unfurnished withcentral air conditioning, ultra mod¬ern kitchen, free parking, 2 min.walk to I.C. & bus. Available May 1,South Shore. $150 incl gas. 363-2191late aftern. or eve.Free room & kitchen privileges forfemale student in return for baby¬sitting 2-3 evenings with one child,age 4. Call 684-1369.PERSONALSAnd what do you get for $6.50? Well,there's SAM LAY to dance to. Or togroove to. There's GREAT FOOD.(You listening dorm-dwellers?).There's ROSS ANDERSON for cheekto cheek (It's not THAT far out).There's Miss U of C for beauty.And, of course, there's Walter forGeorge Washington. Now, whatmore could you ask for a crummy6.50. At Bookstore, Reynolds Club,Student Activities Office (INH).Folksong Workshop. Instrumentsand songs of all peoples. Wednes¬day, April 16, 8:00 P.M. Hillel.cv^Z^ OS.jC*DYLAN is alive andonly $3.89 (all other S5.98 albumsonly $3.89)at the Student Co-OpReynolds Club Pool Hall Annex **\ sence of knowledge I gave theebeing, why seekest thou enlight¬enment from anyone beside Me? Outof the clay of love I molded thee,how dost thou busy thyself with an¬other? Turn thy sight unto thyself,that thou mayest find Me standingwithin thee, mighty, powerful, andself-subsisting."—BAHA'U'LLAHWASH PROM—APRIL 18.FOTA—MAGIC SAM, MAY 17.Come celebrate Israel IndependenceDay with Cafe Mapitom at a bar¬becue in Hillel's backyard. DunAPril 20th 4:00 P.M., $1.25. Dancing,singing, humus— Students for Israel.Bell-bottoms shipment just arrived.Wrangler jeans $4.98. John's MensWear, 1459 E. 53rd.. Ross Anderson—ten piece orchestra—W.P.FOTA—BUTTERFIELD, MAY 17.OMEGA STICKERS 8, pins 25 centsat The Blue Gargoyle, 57 8< Univer¬sity.Peter demands Julia, not per¬versions.WASH PROM—APRIL 18.FOTA—MAGIC SAM, MAY 17.Practice your folk dancing. Hillel,Thursday, April 17, 7:30-10:30 P.M.MR. KNOCKTREE, WHERE AREYOU?Should I give a $50 deposit for say¬ing that?Try something new—Israeli style hotdogs and hamburgers at Israel's21st birthday party. Sun. April 20.Humus too!FOTA—BUTTERFIELD, MAY 17."NOTHING BUT A MAN" andmaybe Eve's 3 Faces will be show¬ing, somewhere, sometime, in thefuture. B.C.* * ‘SOME SOUND ADVICE* * *Stereo at Musicraft costs less KLH,DYNA, AR, ETC. On campus. BobTabor 324-3005. ing? Tell us what you want, we'll setyou up. Seaway Cycles.THE WASH PROM IS COMING!THE WASH PROM IS COMING!THE WASH PROM IS COMING!When she went away he ran to hisbest friend. But was he a friend atall? DARKNIiSS.The Biggest, weitdest, social eventof the year at U of C—ButterfieldBlues Band and Magic Sam BluesBand. Bartlett Gymnasium, Sat.,May 17 8:30 P.M.Leonard Cohen's new album andmost other records only $3.19 at theStudent Co-op. As a personal favor to me, vote tn,Katy. "A parting glft-the futu efree.—Brent e ISTrip out with Marco Polo. 326-4422.If you miss the Butterfield-MagicSam Dance May 17, you've mis^everything at the U of C this yearOn March 8, someone distributed innfake tickets to the Kinetic p|»vground, one side of which was Derfeet duplicate of a Playground ticketthe other side of which said "Aar*Russo is a shithead.''*FOTA* *Vi lb. STEAKburger v/ith tossed sal¬ad, fires $1.45 at The Mad Hatter.FOTA—BUTTERFIELD, MAY 17.And what is the editor of the Ma¬roon up to in all this? DARKNESS.THE WASH PROM IS COMING!THE WASH PROM IS COMING!THE WASH PROM IS COMING!Israeli folk dancing at Hillel. Free!!Thursday, April 17, 7:30 P.M.FLY TO ISRAEL this summerRound trip $320-5380 for students.For more information call Studentsfor Israel, 288-8488 eves.FOTA—MAGIC SAM, MAY 17.Typing? Call Ruth 363-5609 (eve.)Pro typing—50 cents pg. 667-0808.May I do your typing? 363-1104.RIDERS WANTED(2) from Copenhagen to Tangiers,Rome to Vienna; share VW Camp-erbus 80 days this summer. Cheep.667-8169.PEOPLE WANTEDSecretary—committed to Movement,Desiring a stimulating, challenging,job experience. Call Bert at 667-1808.Native Indian needed to tell me rid¬dles, proverbs, etc. Collecting mate¬rial for folklore class. Only remune¬ration is joy of helping fellow stu¬dent. Mike Ptaszek Room 313, 988-9337.Allergic to cat, must find new own¬er. Female 1 yr. old. Affectionateand fuzzy. Call 493-0144.You mean the new owner must beaffectionate and fuzzy?Pianists desperately needed for ateam performance of Satie's VEXA¬TIONS, eighteen hours long, forFOTA. If interested, call Alan 363-0551.CLERK TYPIST. Openinq in Univer¬sity office. Daily, M-F, 12-5 P.M.General Office ability. An inter¬esting job for a student wife. CallExt. 4444. An Equal OpportunityEmployer. M.D. 8. wife desire roomy 1 or 2 bdrunfurn. flat or apt. within walkingdistance of U.C. Hosp. for June 1-25.955-7180 eve. or wkend.ROOMMATES WANTEDRoommates wanted for huge roomin 3-bedroom apt., summer and/ornext year. $60 one person,$70 couple. Linda Greene, 324-9463.Female to share with two others,56th near University Ave. Call 752-4127.Space for two girls in 7-room HydePark apartment. Summer sublet,possible option for fall. $40 a month.Call 493-0911.To share 6Vi room apt. 37.50 mon.363-2383 after 7 P.M.Fern, rmmte Immed. opt. for nextyr. 1400 E. 57th 493-2205.1 or 2 grad or wrkg girls wanted58th 8, Kenwood. Own rooms.$57.50 mth. Call 324-6370.FOR RENT After PICNIC ON THE GRASStonight, have a beer at the Court¬house.BRING DOWN DARKNESS a filmby TC Fox. Apr 27th Kent 107 Apr28 Cobb Hall.WASH PROM—tickets at the door,too, Same Price.How much would you CHARGE fora Numidian Cavalry?Spring is sprung, so get off yo' heelsand on some wheels. Seaway Cycles,2812 E. 79th. SA 1-9129.FOTA—MAGIC SAM, MAY 17."Round 111. .."Paul Rever rides again April18—WASH PROM.FOTA—BUTTERFIELD, MAY 17.SAM LAY—BLUES—WP."I created thee rich, why dost thoubring thyself down to poverty? NobleI made thee, wherewith dost thouabase thyself? Out of the es- Chris, you keep me going 'round.Singing, dancing, food, sunshine—allfor $1.25 at Cafe Mapitom.Need transportation? Try 2wheels—Seaway Cycles. SA 1-9129.WASH PROM—APRIL 18.Will success spoil Leo Tolstoy.* * * YOGA LESSONS * * *Practice Yoga 8. be young. For de¬tails meet Mr. SAMUEL, formerdisciple of Mahesh Yogi in room no.741 of International House. FA4-8200.FOTA—BUTTERFIELD, MAY 17.Sing with us. Wednesday, April 16,8:00 P.M. Hillel.Dance—listen—groove—to SAMLAY—April 18.Chris, no more hang ups?Is Leo Tolstoy a MUZHIK man.FOTA**MAGIC SAM, MAY 17. FOTA—MAGIC SAM, MAY 17.On the road—off the road, bikes arefun. We can help you get started.Seaway 2812 E. 79th.Miss U of C will be crownedth ere — now, you couldn't missTHAT!—Wash Prom.After Rock Hudson, check out theCourthouse's late dinner menu.Butterfield Blues Band—May 17 Bart¬lett Gymnasium. Tickets on saleMandel Hall Box Office. Wks. Apr.16-28 and May 11-17.* * *FOTA* * *WRITERS' WORKSHOP**PL 2-8377.FOTO—MAGIC SAM, MAY 17.The WASH PROM is a formal. Or anot-so formal. Or a MasqueradeBall. Or whatever else you want tomake of it. Be imaginative. Butcome!!! April 18.CHGO'S OWN SWINGERS CLUB.Send $1 for 52 page illust. magazine.100s of personals. MKS, Box 3806,CHGO 60654.Students for Israel presents Uzi Nar-kiss. Director of the Department ofAliyah and Absorption of the JewishAgency, in a "Conversation withStudents'' Wed. April 16th 4 P.M.Hillel. THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER It willbring you good luck if you do notbreak the chain. You are to receivegood luck within five days after re¬ceiving this letter. This is no jokeYou will receive it in the mail. Sendfive copies of this letter to friendswho need luck. If the chain contin¬ues unbroken mountains of goodkarma will be built up and theSmothers Brothers will return totelevision. Send a copy to CBS, sothey will know what is happeninoTHE DEMONS OF THE FIFTHBARDO WHO CONTROL AMERI¬CAN TELEVISION WILL SOON BEBANISHED TO THE FIFTEENTHDIMENSION, IN THE REALM OFTHUMP, CLUD AND BUSS, ifenough good karma is built upFreedom of expression will return tothis important communication me¬dium. A pot-head in Perth Amboyreceived $2300 and a pound of hash,after continuing the chain. Don El¬liot received $50,000 and plenty ofgrass but lost it and got busted because he broke the chain. GeneralWalsh lost his life five days afterreceiving his copy; he failed to cir¬culate the letter and refused to turnon. IF THE CHAIN GOES AROUNDTHE WORLD FIVE TIMES, FREESPEECH WILL BE RESTOREDEVERYWHERE, EVEN IN RUSSIAAND AT CBS. If the chain is bro¬ken, the present dreary total¬itarianism will continue, on bothsides of the Iron Curtain. DO NOTBREAK THE CHAIN. Be sure tosend out your five copies, includingone to CBS, and see what happensto you within five days. It is writtenin the Book of the Aorta, "The lawof fives controls all the universes."Hail Eris. All hail Discordia.The above chain letter was startedin April 1968 by the EVANSTON NI¬HILIST CIRCLE in cooperation withthe CHURCH INVISIBLE OF THELAUGHING BUDDHA-JESUS, thePARATHEOANAMETAM YSTIK-HOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC andthe ANCIENT ILLUMINATEDSEERS OF BAVARIA.Two psychiatrists from the St. LouisSchool of Medicine wanted to findout what different standards peopleuse to decide what is obscene. Sothey showed a variety of photo¬graphs to a cross-section of peoplewith interesting results. They foundthat indoor scenes were thought tobe much dirtier than outdoor ones.Ugly models were considered ob¬scene more than beautiful ones. Andlow-class, low-income men weremuch quicker to find a picture sex¬ually exciting or obscene than wereh i g h e r-class, well-educated menWhich I guess just shows that ahigher education can give you a low¬er sex drive.Little girls have pretty curls,But I like Oreos.. . . oranges . . .. . . and Stockpot soupInterested in low budget cycle rac- Izzi? Wazzi? Uzi Narkiss! Actually I hate Stockpot soup2 bedrm. Hyde Park Apt. 363-5935.1-br. apt. avail after June 14. Leaseexpires May 1. Need someone tomove-in June, sublet to us. 53rd &Kimbark: $130. Air-cond. for sale.667-2055.3-room summer sublet, near campusrent reasonable but will negotiate.Call 955-7014.LARGE APT FOR RENT: 3 bdrm,2 baths, 2 enclosed sun porches. Call2-7, P.M., 721-5302. So Shore, near1C.authorized BMC5424 s. kimbark ave.Chicago, Illinois 60615 mi 3-3113'^foreign car hospital & clinic, inc. v• M —«Oh|8< O XI --O 2 R2 U Su* *■£ ■=-o o° £.. .EVER THOUGHTOF TEACHING?We need people with degrees toteach in Baltimore. No ex¬perience or education coursesrequired to start.. .Paid trainingperiod. . .Opportunities un¬limited. . .SALARY $7,000 andup depending on background.Writ*: Dennis Crosby, Pros.Baltimore Teachers Union3903 liberty Heights AvenueBaltimore, Maryland 21207— r6/The Chicago Maroon/Apri DiscountArt Materialse school, office &filing suppliese drafting materials* mounting - matting -* framingDuncan’s1305 E 53rd HY 3-41 I I ORDONSrestaurant15, 1969 "THE-AMERICAN NEW LEFT is COr-rect to be anarchic, Stisan Sontagsays, because it is out of power.T he freaky clothes, rock,drugs andsex are pre-revolutionary forms ofcultural subversion, and so you canhave your grass and your orgy andstill be revolutionary as all get-out. But inCuba the revolution hascome to power, so it follows thatsuch disintegrative ‘freedom1 isinappropriate. ■ For „ {opyThere, what His- ■ Wm F Buckley’,tory decrees isl NATIONAL RE-j,.. I VIEW, write: Dept.discipline ■ G. 139 E 35 StreetN. V. 10016. You won't have to putyour moving or storageproblem off until to¬morrow if you call ustoday.PETERSON MOVINGAND STORAGE CO.X12655 S. Doty Ave.646-4411 theatreA First, Int.\~W presents▼ Eugene Ionesco'sDramatic Chiller“THE KILLER”April 11, 12,13, 1819, 20,25,26,27(8:30 p.m.; Sun., 7:30)$2.00 - STUDENT DISCOUNTAdmn. with I.D., $1.25AT THE ATHH4AEUM2936 N. Southport - 463-3099:s; n* i130 MPH TIREfor people who don’t do over 70, but want a ridiculousmargin of safety.A Pirelli Cinturato can do 130 mph. For 24 hoursstraight.It can cut corners at speeds your car can’t muster.It’ll stop your car faster than any other tire made.It’s less prone to skid than any other tire on theroad. Wet or dry.How do you make a tire as safe as this? Easy.You build a tire for American cars to Ferrari GTtolerances.Other radial plies use tribes. We’re tubeless.Other radials use two plies at the sidewall. Weuse three.By the time we’re finished laboring over aCinturato, it's tough enough to withstand three timesmore road impact than an ordinary tire.Someday, every car will come equipped with atire as safe as the Cinturato. But until that dayyou can get it from us. ■■ IRELLI"•xvFRONT ENDSERVICEBRAKE & MUFFLERSERVICE9200 STONY ISLAND AVE.CALL 374-1500 ANDY WARHOL'Snew filmA AAAIn COLOR Starring NICO and INTERNATIONAL VELVET By the director ofBIKE BOY and THE NUDE RESTAURANTCobb Hall Wed April 16 7:15 and 9:30 pm one dollar DOC FILMS♦ * * ALSO AT DOC FILMS THIS WEEK * * *Tuesday (tonight) Jean Renoir's PICNIC ON THE GRASS (color) at 8 pm in CobbThursday Frank Tashlin's WILL SUCCESS SPOIL ROCK HUNTER? (color) at 8 pm in Cobband Friday ...Jean-Luc Godard's LA CHINOISE 7:15 and 9:30 pm in Cobb"Godard's best film by far since BREATHLESS." -- New York TimesTHEBOOKNOOKSpecial OrdersModern LibraryFull Line New DirectionsMost Paperback Lines10% Student Discount1540 E. 55th ST. MI3-75I IOPEN TO THE UNIVERSITY COMMUNITYA public panel presentation followed byquestions and discussion from the audience.CONTROVERSY & DISPUTEIN UNIVERSITIESTHE MEDIEVAL PHASEPresiding: Jerome Taylor, U of CPanelists: Lynn T. White, Jr., UCLA."Medieval UniversitiesTechnology"Richard P. McKeon, U of C."Medieval UniversitiesCircumstances of Learningand Their Applications." and the Newand the Newthe Liberal ArtsBarnaby C. Keeney, Chairman, NationalEndowment for the Humanities."Medieval Universities and Their Problems • DoThey Speak to the Twentieth Century?"Friday, 18 April 8:30 p.m. Rockefeller Chapel(admission free and without ticket)Presented in Conjunction with a meeting ofThe Mediaeval Academy of America RESERVATIONCLERK/TYPISTJUNE 1-SEPTEMBER 7Part Time - AvailableNow If DesiredV aried DutiesGood SalaryCALL:FR 2-5921OVERLAND EXPEDITION TO IN¬DIA. Leaves London June 24th. SeeGreece, Turkey, Iran, Afghanistan,Pakistan, India and Nepol. Cost*485 includes food, insurance, etc.Details from David Aarons, 23 Man¬or House Drive, London, N.W.6. WHAT CHICAGORADIO STATIONHAS MORE IDEASEVERY WEEK THANALL THE OTHERS PUTTOGETHER HAVE IN A YEAR?whpk fin 88.3Vc/ ^ oA Mo0v'Jv ^P ^p ^p ^p^p^p ^p ^p ^P ^p ^P qk ?P qe »P rp***********tX? ********* r ************* ,******** ^****************** o_nP %30?.M.(?r)UL:ylRiX X 0JASH, PROMAPR ILIS RVA1 Li$$XL C^O3)c~\rs*LOs s0 ys/j. COO<.'cj-o (S' 3v# - 0 s 'vOQ 'x -'•er ■<'Jl ' . u3G 'I*',** ^ C/0* QtOPOlCO A S HIMGi\ c< 0. *k***************************c . 1 t J - | || Uiui> u s i Mull I m 1 # * i i 3 f hi******************************************April 15, 1969/The Chicago Maroon/7THEMAROTHE U. of C. BOOKSTORE'SEXPANDED STOCKNOWCONTAINS ALL THEMOST POPULARPAPERBACK TITLESm00«/iO</)scOoooUNIVERSITY8/Tho Chicago Maroon/April 15, 1969 Like to know what someone else says aboutthe new RENAULT 16 and RENAULT 10?ROAD TEST Magazine made a special issuejust about RENAULT - the bad as well as thegood.Call or write with your name and addressand we'll send you a copy of the complete issuefree.c&esly imports, <&nc.2235 SO. MICHIGAN AVE., CHICAGO. ILL. 60516TEL 324-2550 DavidTravis