Vol. 75-No. 44 Chicago Maroon75th Anniversary YearThe University of Chicago Tuesday, March 28, 1967MIDWEEKEDITIONWick Resigns; O’Connell New DeanCommittee on Grades Finds UC MarksMore Stiffly Than Comparable Schoolsby Jeffrey KutaThe College Council has approved a report by the Fact-Find¬ing Committee on Grades which concludes that the College’sgrade distribution is lower than that at comparable schoolsand recommends that “appropriate steps be taken” this aca¬demic year to alter the College’sgrading policies.According to the report, the dis- jparity results from “a transitionalphase in grading practices amonghighly selective schools, with somerecognizing the relatively high abil¬ity of their students by issuing cor¬respondingly high proportions oftop grades.” The College, the find¬ings indicated, “has not movedwith its peers in this regard.”The six-member committee,chaired by Professor of Englishand Humanities David G. Williams,was established in the fall quarterby Dean of the College Wayne C.Booth. It presented its report toBooth on February 14; the reportreached the Council at its March 9meeting.WILLIAMS SAID that copies of bles other highly selective colleges.• UC’s grading pattern resemblesthat of colleges whose studentstend to be of medium ability anddeviates from patterns of otherhighly selective colleges.• Most of the highly selectiveschools have been adjusting theirgrading characteristics to conformwith changes in their admissionpolicies; UC’s practices have alsochanged, but not as much.• In the retention of students, UCis the poorest among the highlyselective colleges whose gradingpatterns were studied. (For stu¬dents who entered the College in1964, for example, 13 percent leftduring their first year and a fur¬ther twelve percent in their see¬the approved report should havereached the faculty on the last dayof classes winter quarter—hopefully in time for many toreevaluate their grading practices.A second report will be issuedby the middle of this quarter, ac-:cording to Williams. He said thecommittee would look into othermethods of grading and would rec¬ommend an alternative to the cur¬rent A-B-C-D F system.The committee has no authorityto make binding policy decisionsand any concrete action wouldhave to be taken by the Council.Williams discounted any possibi-ty of the Council attempting toenforce grade-distribution re¬quirements in individual courses,and said that a decision to changethe system would not take effectuntil the 1967-68 academic year.Suspected but UndocumentedIt had been a suspected butundocumented fact that UC’s meangrade-point average (GPA) is con¬siderably lower than those of com-p arable institutions—the IvyLeague schools in particular. Un¬dergraduates have griped, whilesome faculty members have spokenof “systematic undergrading” bytheir colleagues of students whoseabilities match those of theircounterparts at other schools.According to Booth, “the oldquestion of whether our gradingpolicies at Chicago are helping orhampering education is a complexone, but I think this report showsconclusively that we are treatingour own students rather harshly ascompared with students of com¬parable abilities at other institu¬tions.”Williams declined to make anycomment other than references tothe conclusions of the report.SPECIFICALLY, the committeedrew the following conclusionsfrom its study of 13 schools (includ¬ing UC) of various levels ofselectivity:• In the ability of its students asreflected in SAT scores, UC resem¬ (Continued on Page Five)Seventeen SeniorsAwarded WoodrowWilson FellowshipsSeventeen seniors in theCollege have been selected asWoodrow Wilson Fellows. |Each will receive tuition for ayear of graduate training for teach¬ing plus a $2,000 stipend.Commenting on the selections,Dean of the College Wayne C.Booth pointed out that it was thetradition of the University to ed¬ucate teachers for the nation’s col- jleges and universities. “TheUniversity of Chicago,” he said,“ranks among the nation’s largest Jper capita producers of college anduniversity teachers, contributing anaverage of more than 100 teachersfor every 1,000 graduates.”Only ten schools received morefellowships than UC. Most of theseinstitutions have much largergraduating classes. Harvard andRadeliffe students received thelargest number of Wilson Fellow¬ships (42), followed by theUniversity of Michigan (29), Cor¬nell (27), the University of Toronto(26), Princeton (24), Berkeley (20),Rice Institute (20), Yale (19),Michigan State (18) and Stanford(18). Across the United States and:Canada. 1,259 college anduniversity seniors were awardedWilson Fellowships for 1967-68.The Ford Foundation has sup¬ported the Woodrow Wilson Fellow¬ship Program since 1958 by $52 mil¬lion in grants.(Continued on Page Seven) by David A. SatterWarner A. Wick has announced that he will resign his post as dean of students at the endof this academic year in order to return to the full-time teaching of philosophy. Wick willbe succeeded by Director of Admissions and Aid Charles D. O’Connell, whose appointmentas dean of students becomes effective July 1.James Newman, assistant deanof students, has also submitted hisresignation. Like Wick, Newmanhas announced that he will returnto full-time teaching. Replacementsfor O’Connell and Newman havenot been named.IN A STATEMENT released tothe Maroon, Wick wrote, “My cho¬sen profession is philosophy, notdeaning. Eight years are enough,however, full of excitement andsatisfaction.”Began 'Deaning' in '59Wick first began “deaning” in1959 when he was appointed associ¬ ate dean of the College. He was [named to succeed John Netherton 'as Dean of Students in February.1962, and assumed office, February6, the day that a sit-in protestingdiscriminatory housing practices inUniversity owned real estate end¬ed.Since then, Wick has been in¬volved in numerous campus pro- |tests that originated during his owntenure. In the fall of 1963 , 200 stu- |dents sat down on Stagg Field’s 50yard line in an attempt to preventa scrimmage between the UC foot-But Financial Problems RemainFund Push at $82 MillionThe University has passedthe half-way mark in its effortto raise $160,000,000 in threeyears.The University reported lastweek, 17 months after the an¬nouncement of its Campaign forChicago, that it already has re¬ceived $82,232,933 in gifts andpledges for the further develop¬ment of programs and physical fa¬cilities.ACCORDING to UC PresidentGeorge W. Beadle, “The cam¬paign’s encouraging progress hasenabled the University to supportan increasing academic budget, toinitiate several new programs, andto begin construction of comple¬mentary facilities. Yet the Univer¬sity still faces budget problems andmany unanswered needs whichhave grown logically out of chang¬ing conditions and the advance ofknowledge.”The three-year Campaign goal of$160,000,000 was announced on Oc¬tober 20, 1965. The campaign is thefirst phase of a 10-year program toobtain a total of $360,000,000 in giftsupport.THE CAMPAIGN funds will fi¬nance new endowed professorships,increased faculty salaries, in¬creased student aid, improved un¬dergraduate facilities, the new Jo-seph Regenstein Library, a ScienceCenter, and other needs. The $82,232,933 total announcedtoday includes gifts to the Universi- jty from private foundations, indi-'viduals, and corporations, as wellas from governmental sources. Apartial breakdown is as follows;1. Gifts, bequests, and pledges1from alumni $11,183,0082. Gifts, bequests, and pledgesfrom other individuals $22,784,8383. Gifts from private foundations(excluding Ford Foundation match¬ing funds) $17,372,3964. Gifts from corporations$8,249,9135. Grants from associations$4,917,056The remainder of the total con¬sists of Ford Foundation matchingfunds and government grants forbuildings.On the Inside:Waner Interview —page 2New Registration —page 3 t1§*.I Gov. Hughes Here —page 5 | ball class and the North CentralCollege football team. Wick spentan hour and a half on the fieldtrying to persuade demonstratorsto leave so the game could be•played.A YEAR AGO Wick addressed arally in the Quadrangle that pro¬tested the lack of adequate studenthousing. He told the crowd of sev¬eral hundred that they were takingpart in the “biggest social event ofthe year.”Three weeks later, with protestagainst University ranking policysteadily mounting, Wick is allegedto have answered a question bysaying, “Hell no, students don’t runthis university and it’s about timethey found that out ” “Hell no,Wick” became to the Anti-RankSit-In of May 11-15 what “liberty,equality, fraternity” had been tothe French Revolution. The sit-in,which tied up the administrationbuilding for four days, has been theonly one to take place with Wick asdean. It found Wick in solid oppos-tion to the aims and methods of theprotestors.Enjoyed Being DeanBut despite his often tempestuousrelations with student activists,Wick insists that he has enjoyedbeing dean and is leaving solely todevote more time to philosophy. Af¬ter straightening out his office overthe summer, Wick will take fallquarter off. When he returns winterquarter, he will assume, with As¬sociate Professor of PhilosophyCharles Wegener, the editorship ofEthics, an international journal ofsocial, political and legal philoso¬phy. Wick will also teach a fullcourse load including both graduateand undergraduate courses.Wick told the Maroon that he no¬ticed during his tenure that, “Thewhole subject of student affairs hasmoved to the center of the stage, ithas become everybody’s business.We’re pretty far from the waterfight and panty raid era of studentaffairs where someone had the re¬sponsibility of quieting the barba¬rians down, although we neverquite had that situation here in itspure form.”WICK SAID THAT his only disap¬pointment was that “Sometimesthings happen more slowly than wewould hope, but they happen.”Commenting on his successorCharles O’Connell, Wick said, “Itcouldn't happen to a nicer guy.”O'Connell was unavailable forcomment, but in a statement pre¬pared for the Maroon, he wrote.“No one can be deeply involvedwith bringing students to the Uni¬versity of Chicago without develop¬ing a wholesome respect for theirintelligence, sensitivity and healthyskepticism. I can only hope thatthe students who have come to theUniversity in recent years will nowbe willing to add patience to thislist of virtues.”O'Connell himself came to theUniversity in 1946 as a graduatestudent and joined the admissionsstaff on a part time basis in 1952.In 1958, he was appointed directorof admissions and assistant dean ofstudents.Waner Calls Housing, Education, Crime City’s Big Problems(Editor’s note: The following ts aninterview with John Waner, Re¬publican candidate for Mayor.Waner is running against incumbentMayor Richard J. Daley.Waner by profession is a heatingcontractor, but he has served asFederal Housing Director and Pres¬ident of the Civil Service Commis¬sion for Northern Illinois. He wasinterviewed at his campaign head¬quarters across the street from CityHall by Maroon reporter EllisLevin, March 23.)Maroon: Why are you running formayor of Chicago?Waner: There are a number ofreasons. First, we must maintaina two party system. Wc certainlycannot allow a candidate to gainoffice without opposition. But itgoes further than that. Chicago isa city of crisis. It has not main¬tained its position among the cit¬ies of the world. It is a city on thedecline. I see the city through theeyes of a builder, through theeyes of a man who loves his cityand would like to see it progress.I see the deterioration of our com munities and I see the fear thatpermeates our homes and streets.Last summer I saw people on thestreets fighting for better housing,and as an employer I see thou¬sands upon thousands of youngmen deprived of an opportunity toimprove their economic status.There is so much to do in ourcity and I feel that the incumbentmayor cannot do what needs to bedone, even though he himselfmight like to try. This is becausehe is caught in the web of something which has become greaterthan the Mayor’s office, that isthe Machine.The prime objective of thatDemocratic Machine today is tomaintain the status quo.Maroon: What do you see as themajor problems of the city?Waner: One of the major prob¬lems in the city today is the lackof housing, the lack of good de¬cent housing. Not only for thethousands of underpriviledgedwho live in the slums, but for themany young households that arebeing formed every month in mid¬ dle income areas, who cannot findhousing and have no choice but tomove to the suburbs, where betterhousing is available. Similarlythey move to the suburbs becauseour schools are not conducive togiving their children the finest ineducation. Our schools in Chicagodon’t have all of the necessarytools for a better education. Toomuch money is being spent on op¬eration of government rather thanon school teachers.Housing and education are ma¬jor problems, and of course crimein Chicago is also. Crime hasbeen steadily on the increase.People are afraid, to use thestreets after dark; they are afraidto use the many fine parks in thecity. I can remember when weused to be able to sleep in thepark all night, and the only thingwhich would disturb us would bethe mosquitoes. Today one literal¬ly takes his life into his hands ifhe so much as throws a blanketonto the ground in order to relaxfor a few minutes.Maroon: How does the racialSTUDENTS WELCOME BACK!Please bring to ourway that we attention anymay serve you duringthe Spring Quarter.The University of Chicago Bookstore5802 Ellis AvenueIf you're ^16-22 you con be a YoungAmbassador. Tell the people you meetabout America while traveling in thefriendliest way: via bicycle and train,staying in Youth Hostels as unique asa chateau, os simple as a universitydormitory. 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We saythat the reason for the problem isthat we don't have open occupan¬cy, This, however, is not the realcause of the problem. We have anopen occupancy ordinance in Chi¬cago which licenses brokers anddeclares that brokers and real es¬tate men cannot discriminate.This has nothing to do with theshortage of housing.There is no housing available inChicago and an open occupancylaw wouldn't provide that extrahousing.The term open occupancy hasbecome a scare word; a wordwhich breeds hatred on bothsides. It breeds hatred in thewhite neighborhood where a fami¬ly has planted its roots andsought to raise children.The word to such a fami¬ly means fear, declining propertyvalues, decay and an ever ex-panding slum. Such a person isscared. On the same token, theNegro is told that it is that manwho is keeping him from havingbetter housing, which is a terriblelie. For even if the Negro couldbuy that house, he would have topay for a mortgage through thenose. When a Negro family buysa home in say an outlying area,the economies aren’t there. He has to make the house into a twoor three flat to meet the exhorbitant, I call them, ‘'juice,” ratesAnd decay follows. My point islet’s attack the root basis of thehousing problem. Let’s start inthe areas in which people havebeen displaced, and if we are tobring about open housing, letsuse the federal laws already onthe books which say that if federal funds are being used, one cannot discriminate. So if we knockdown a neighborhood, let’s buildwith federal money, which youcan’t get without building on anintegrated basis, and you won't bebuilding in an old establishedcommunity, where people areafraid. You are building in an en¬tirely new community. And if peo¬ple want to live on an integratedbasis, let th<*m go in. There wouldbe an incentive to do so with lowrents or low prices. You wouldreverse the trend of the slum.Rather than the slum spreadingout to the exterior, you would stopthe expansion and as you had newhousing in the core, good clean,low cost but modern housing, thepeople surrounding the primeterof the area in order to competewith the rental market in the coreof the former slum would have toupgrade their property. So youwould be upgrading by pressure.But looking through the eyes ofan appraiser today, the oppositeis true. 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Wick has been on thefiring line ever since, notably in last year’s sit-ins, teach-ins,and sleep-ins. His resignation has been announced during anuneasy truce, immediately following a period of almost un¬precedented student-administration hostility.WICK HAS had his enemies. As the chief representative ofthe administration to the student body, he walked an unsteadytightrope. At times we felt that he wished to make concessions,that he felt the justice of many of the students’ complaints. Buthis powers were limited: he could only listen to harangues andinsults, and try to give what scant comfort he could to theoutraged. Those who confronted him wanted promises of re¬dress, promises he could not and would not give.For Wick never courted a false popularity. If the issues hehad to deal with were real, he met them head-on, never at¬tempting to placate true grievances with a spurious agreement.If the complaints seemed puerile, he met them with an aloofirony, trying as best he could to stimulate others to new per¬spectives on the situations. ^Of course, we have had our differences with Wick. We havealways found his attitudes on student participation in Universi¬ty affairs stultifyingly conservative. And we were angry andfrustrated with his refusal to put the Mentschikoff Report onsocial rules into effect. Whatever our disagreements, however,we have always found him an opponent worthy of respect.Though we felt he was not always frank, he has never been lessthan completely fair.HIS METHODS of dealing with change are conservativeones: new rules, new ways are to be absorbed slowly and de¬liberately. Whether or not he is this way by nature, his con¬servatism can be seen as a reaction to those who would revolu¬tionize the Uni rersity as soon as any problem comes up. Hiscool temperament and sardonic views have proved provokingto all those who wanted action right away, but anyone who hasbeen at the University of Chicago for the last five years knowshow much things have changed since 1962.During the five years Wick has been Dean of Students, socialrules have become far more free—despite the charges of thosewho feel we have not come far enough, we have remained;years ahead of schools like Northwestern. Facilities like thecoffee shops and the Bandersnatch have sprung up; as far asbread and circuses go, things have never been better.More important, however, is a change of attitude we havenoticed. To a greater extent than ever before, student affairsare the concern of the entire university community; more ad¬ministrators, more faculty members have become interestedand involved in student problems and student activities. To amuch more limited extent, students are becoming involved inthe affairs of the University as a whole. Although so far theproliferation of student-faculty committees has not producedas much as was hoped, it is clear that steps—faltering, tenta¬tive ones, to be sure—are being taken to include the studentsinto the decision-making process. If in recent years the frag¬mentation of University life has been reduced, if in fact we areon our way to re-creating a community of scholars in HydePark, a good deal of the credit belongs to Warner Wick.HIS SUCCESSOR, Charles D. O’Connell, is fortunate in tak¬ing over the Dean of Students’ office at a time when, relativelyspeaking, there is little trouble brewing. He claims to have “awholesome respect for the students’ intelligence, their sensitiv¬ity, and their sometimes healthy skepticism.” No doubt thiswill aid him in fulfilling his office; no doubt, when the pot¬shots and barrages come in periods of crisis, he will also needresourcefulness, facility in dealing with mobs, and an extra¬ordinary sense of humor.We wish Mr. O’Connell luck as Dean of Students; as wenoted earlier, the job is thankless and hazardous, and whateverrewards there are must come only from seeing student lifemore happy and free at the end of one’s career than at thebeginning. Michael SeidmanCO's and the Army:A Neglected InequityWith all the recent talk of end¬ing inequities in the present draftlaws, there has been no mentionof one of the most serious flaws inthe selective service system. Ex¬emptions granted to conscientiousobjectors are patently unfair, un¬democratic, and unconstitutional,and they should be abolishedalong with the other discriminato¬ry deferments mentioned in thePresident’s selective service pro¬posals.It should of course be pointedout that this view in no way con¬stitutes an endorsement of thetraditional right-wing labeling ofCO’s as draft-dodgers, or even ofthe notion that conscientious ob¬jection is a racket comparable tooccupational or some educationdeferments. Virtually all CO’s aresincere, dedicated, and honest in¬dividuals—as indeed they must beto survive the bureaucratic run¬around they invariably face uponapplication for CO status and thesubsequent arduous two-year peri¬od of compulsory alternativeservice. Clearly CO’s are neitherlazy nor cowardly, and they payfor their exemptions many timesover in ways more subtle andmore painful than those experi¬enced by the average soldier.UNFORTUNATELY, however,the right wing attacks on themasculinity or patriotism of CO’sand the obvious responses suchattacks permit have obscuredsome of the real moral and legaldifficulties with conscientious ob¬jector deferments. Stated mostsimply, there would seem to be no more excuse for those not believ¬ing in war to be excused frommilitary service than for those notbelieving in highways to be ex¬cused from highway taxes. Inboth cases, it is the duty of theindividual either to submit to ma¬jority will, or—if he has overrid¬ing moral objections—to go toprison. Imprisonment is no dis¬grace under such circumstances;indeed, it is the only honorableplace for an honest man who be¬lieves his individualism threatenedby going to war. But so long asthe individual accepts the benefitsof living in a society, disapprovalof a majority decision is no ex¬cuse for disobeying it with impun¬ity, and the fact that we have es¬tablished a special category forthose who disapprove of this par¬ticular decision makes a mockeryof society’s attempts to enforceits other decisions.Moreover, quite apart from thephilosophical difficulties inherentin the argument for a CO statusare the constitutional and practi¬cal problems it poses. Obviously,it is not an easy job to decideexactly who is “conscientious” inhis objections to war. Indeed sucha distinction is both authoritarianand absurd in its implications.Who is to decide whether a givenindividual is sincere in his objec¬tions to war, and what criteriacan possibly be used? Barring theuse of mind-readers or hypno¬tism, it is in fact impossible todetermine who is really sincere inhis objections to war. Further¬more, the notion that a govern¬ment agency should be empow'-ered to rule on the validity of thebeliefs of some of its constituencyhas distinctly totalitarian over¬tones. When the problem is com¬ pounded by the fact that such de¬cisions are frequently made by lo¬cal businessmen serving on draftboards who often have no knowl¬edge or interest in the philosophi¬cal niceties that go into the paci¬fist position, it becomes obviousthat the CO status, far from rep¬resenting a concession to democ¬racy and individualism, is actual¬ly profoundly undemocratic in itsimplications.IN PRACTICE, the difficultiesin deciding who is “conscientious” in his objections have beenresolved through a dangerous bureaucratic short-cut: an applicantwho can demonstrate religioustraining since childhood whichmight lead to a belief in pacifismis at least eligible for exemption.It hardly needs to be pointed outthat such a distinction based onreligion is an obvious violation ofthe First Amendment, and eventhe recent Supreme Court deci¬sion in the Seeder case extend¬ing protection to those for whomsome philosophical configurationreplaces a God has in actualpractice done little to remedy thesituation.Thus, for all the moral purity ofthe CO’s themselves, they areparticipating in a system at leastas immoral as the one they areseeking to avoid. Discriminatingas it does against those who lackthe articulateness or the trainingto espouse pacifist doctrine aswell as against those who simplycannot accept pacifist argumentsor who object only to a particularwar. the CO status simply cannotbe justified. At a time when thedraft system as a whole is beingmade more equitable, Congressshould certainly consider its abo¬lition.Letters to the EditorUnfair to CohnTO THE EDITOR:The March 3rd Maroon con¬tained an editorial setting forthreasons for entertaining doubts asto the good character of RoyCohn, one of the new owners ofthe University National Bank.One of the examples cited as anindication of the possible unscru¬pulousness of Roy Cohn was his1962 indictment for conspiracy toobstruct justice. However, it mustbe pointed out that in our countrya man is presumed innocent untilhe is proven guilty. Thus, whenRoy Cohn was indicted, he waspresumed innocent. The govern¬ment then had the burden of over¬coming the presumption of inno¬cence and of proving him guilty.This they did not do.Roy Cohn was found innocent ofthe charges against him. Al¬though in the eyes of the law, RoyCohn is not guilty of the charges,the Maroon insinuates that hemust have been doing somethingbad or he would never had beenindicted in the first place. Itsmacks of a smear for the Ma¬roon to thus re indict a man for acrime for which he has alreadystood trial and been found inno¬cent.Another example the Maroonused to cast doubt on Roy Cohn’sintegrity was the 1965 InternalRevenue Service investigationinto his income tax returns. Thefact is that the investigation didnot result in indictments. Thiswould lead to the conclusion thatthe Internal Revenue Servicefound that Roy Cohn had scrupu¬lously and honestly reported hisincome and that he had donenothing wrong for which he could be indicted. Yet the Maroon seesthis as indicating he is unscrupu¬lous. Thus to the Maroon themere accusation of wrongdoing isthe equivalent of proof of guilt.Even if one is found innocent ofthe charges against him, or evenif no charges are pressed againstone, the Maroon is ready to “en¬tertain doubts” as to one’s char¬acter based on unproved accusa¬tions and charges.CHARLOTTE ADELMANATTORNEY AT LAW Time Schedule ErrorsTO THE EDITOR:I would appreciate it if youwould help to straighten out er¬rors and omissions in the timeschedule by announcing in thefirst Maroon of the Spring quar¬ter that Soc. Sci. 263 (“Women inAmerica”) will meet Tuesday, 3-5Lexington 3; and History 275 isthe prerequisite for History 276.Thank you.JESSE LEM I SCI IChicago MaroonEditor-in-Chief David A. SatterBusiness Manager Boruch GlasgowManaging Editor David E. GumpertNews Editors Jeffrey KutaMichael SeidmanKenneth SimonsonExecutive Editors David L. AikenDavid H. RichterFeature Editor Mark RosinBook Review Editors Edward HearneBryan DunlapMusic Editor Edward ChikofskyAssistants to the Editor ...... .Peter RabinowitzJoan PhillipsEditor Emorrtos .Daniel HertzbergEditorial Staff—Slade Lander, Ellis Levin.News Staff—John Moscow, Harold Sheridan, Robert Skeist,Ina Smith, Seth Masia, Vivian Goodman, Leanne Star,Maxine Miska, Alfred Marcus, Helen Schary, John Welch,Gloria Weissman, Ilene Kantrov, Roger Black, Larry Hendel,Anita Grossman, Lynn McKeever, Peter Stone, David Jacob¬son, Sydney Unger, Michael Krauss, Mary Anton, MichaelHaig, Jessica Siegel, Chelsea Baylor, David F. Israel.Culture Staff—Richard David Eno, T. C. Fox, Barry Salins,Margy Berger'4 - '' , **,- * i4 • CHICAGO MAROON • March 28, 1967The Jewish attitude towards the Viet NamWar discussed by students at Coluumbia,Kenyon, Purdue and the University ofWisconsin. March 1967 issue Jewish Cur¬rent. Single copy 40c, subscription $4yearly.FOR STUDENTS - SPECIALOFFER ON MARCH ISSUE.Send only 10c Stamps or Coin to:JEWISH CURRENTDept. N22 East 17th StreetNew York, N Y. 10003- a Jr* Am <lnTHEUNSINKABLECHARLIEBROWNTHE NEWPEANUTS®CARTOON BOOK!by Charles M. SchulzONLY */ ot your co’iegebookstoreHolt, Rinehart and Winston, Inc.Most Completeon the South SideMODEL CAMERA1342 E. 55 HY 3-9259NSA DiscountsSS396Suddenly, you're elsewhereOne drive in an SS 396 and you'll find your¬self committed to a new way of changing thescene. Chevrolet took its spirited new 325-horsepower V8 and teamed it with a special3-speed full-synch transmission, put it all in asleek Fisher Body . . . and there it is: Quick-Size departure from whatever's been boringyou.Try it now during Chevy's Bonanza Sale at your Chevrolet dealer'sThere's a 350-horsepower version availablefor that extra kick and, as you’ll quickly dis¬cover, the Turbo Hydra-Matic is the mostadvanced transmission Chevrolet has everoffered. Shift it yourself, or put it on "D" andforget it.SS 396. Wastes very little time getting youwhere you'd rather be.Private School Regulation ConferenceGov. Hughes of Iowa Here TodayProblems which arise whenstate agencies attempt to regu¬late private schools will bediscussed at a conference heretoday and tomorrow.The “National Invitational Con¬ference on State Regulation of Non¬public Schools” will focus on suchtopics as the conflicts between reli¬gious groups and state boards ofeducation, private remedialschools, and the increasing numberof private schools being establishedin the South.Harold E. Hughes, Governor ofIowa, will deliver the keynote ad¬dress, “Humanitarianism and Po¬litical Realities,” at 9 am today.Governor Hughes last year mediat¬ ed a dispute between the Amishschool in Hazleton, Iowa, and thestate board of education.All conference sessions will beheld in the Center for ContinuingEducation. Donald A. Erickson, a UC assist¬ant professor of education and aspecialist in nonpublic education, isdirector of the conference. The con¬ference program will include ses¬sions open to the public.UC Grades Below Most Top Schools(Continued from Page One)ond.) This may be related to thefact that UC also has the lowestmean GPA in the group.• One reason highly selective col¬leges have been changing theirgrading policies may be that stu¬dents with higher GPA’s are morelikely than others to go on to grad¬uate studies, but students of the same ability level were less likelyin past years to get high GPA’s athighly selective colleges than atother colleges.Of six respondent schools withSAT means above 650, UC wasfound to be lowest in percentage ofA’s and B’s received, in meanGPA, and in percentage of entrantsretained.The Maroon regrets to announceFugs Concert CancelledThose holding tickets will be reimbursed. Bring your tickets to theMaroon office on Tues. or Wed. of this week 10 am-5 pm for cash refundor mail them to us, being sure to include a return address.Chicago Maroon-Fugs Concert1212 East 59thChicago, 60637 Penn Opts To EndWarfare ResearchPHILADELPHIA, Pa. (CPS)have been under constant attack by—Following an announcementby the University of Pennsyl¬vania that its contract forchemical and biological warfare(CBW) research will not be re¬newed, a faculty group has can¬celled a gas mask demonstration ithad planned for the school’s springcommencement exercises.More than twenty faculty mem¬bers had planned to wear gasmasks to the May ceremony in pro¬test against the University’s De¬fense Department research con- faculty members, students andpeace groups since Viet-reportand Ramparts magazines re¬vealed last spring that the CBW re¬search could contribute to weaponsin Viet Nam. Articles in these pub¬lications indicated that Penn wasreceiving several million dollarsfrom the Defense Department forresearch on psycho-chemicals,chemical defoliants, delivery sys¬tems for chemical weapons, andrice-destroying chemicals.PRESIDENT Gaylord Harnwellsaid that the school is seeking oth-tracts for Projects “Summit” and er institutions that would be willing“Snirp Park ” ; to assume contractural responsibili¬ties for Spice Rack before itsTHE ADMINISTRATION an- March 1968 expiration date,nounced that both contracts wouldlapse in 1968 and that negotiationsto end the university’s involvementin Spice Rack at an earlier datewere currently underway.The projects, at the school’s In¬stitute for Cooperative Research,Ml 3-31135424 S. Kimbarkw« sell the best,and fix the restforaign car hospital Prof. Donald Murray, assistant tothe president for federal relations,declined to name what he called“the three or four institutions thatmight take over the contract.”Faculty protest leader AlbertMildvan, in announcing cancella¬tion of the gas mask protest, called| the administration’s action “in thebest interest of the university.”MILDVAN SAID that PresidentHarnwell’s decision “removes thebasis for our protest at SpringCommencement and inspires ourconfidence and trust.”According to a Washington Postreport of last September, there areat least 38 American universities,or university-connected institutions,engaged in CBW research.March 28, 1967 • CHICAGO MAROON • 5March on Napalm Factory Announced byUC Student Committee To End The War Calendar of EventsA meeting to discuss plansfor a forthcoming march on anapalm factory were an¬nounced Monday by the UCStudent Mobilization Committee toEnd the War in Vietnam. Themeeting will be in Soc Sci 122, at7:00 pm on Wednesday.The March, to protest themanufacture of napalm used inVietnam, will take place on April 8.William Cousins SetFor Campus SpeechWilliam Cousins. Jr., candidate jfor alderman in Chicago’s EighthWard will speak tomorrow night on j“The Democratic Machine and the IMiddle Class Negro, in the Rey¬nolds Club South Lounge at 7:30pm. Cousins, an independent Demo¬crat and graduate of Harvard LawSchool, is opposed in his bid for theEighth Ward aldermanic post byLeslie N. Bland. a real estate sales¬man and Democratic candidate.Cousins, who served as the attor¬ney for many of those arrested inlast summer's civil right marches,has been running on an anti-Machine platform. Country ny: $175-$2 50; student discounts avail-able.It has the sponsorship of most of;the anti-war and civil rights groupsin Chicago, including the Deaconsfor Defense and Justice, an ex¬tremely militant civil rights group.Also to be discussed at the meet¬ing will be plans for UC par¬ticipation in an anti-war parade tobe held in New York later in April.Five buses will leave from UCApril 15, bringing students to NewYork; those interested should cometo the meeting.The Committee also announcedthat volunteers were needed to putup posters throughout ChicagoPeople who are interested shouldmeet in front of Ida Noyes Hall at10:30 Saturday morning Tuesday, March 28FOLK AND SQUARE DANCING: Inter¬national House Assembly Hall, 8 pm.50c.Wednesday, March 29SEMINAR: “Cooperative Effects inEnzymes and Membranes," CharlesKittel, department of physics, Universi¬ty of California at Berkeley, RickettsNorth 1, 3 pm.LECTURE SERIES: “Revolution. Inte¬gration. and Crisis in Communist Chi¬na”: Professor Tang Tsou, departmentof political science, “The Ruling Eliteand the Masses,” Rosenwald 2, 4 pm.LECTURE: “The Democratic Machineand the Middle Class Negro ” WilliamCousins, Jr., eighth ward candidate foralderman. Reynolds Club South Lounge,7:30 pm.BALLROOM DANCING: instruction. In¬ternational House Assembly Hall, 8 pm50c. , FOLK DANCING: EnglishDancers. Ida Noyes Hall, 8 pm.Thursday, March 30FOI.K CONCERT: Phil Ochs, MandelHail, 8 pm. Main floor: $2.25-$3, Balco- LECTURE: "Latin American Politics,”John Levine, Socialist Party, Social Sciences 12®, 8 pm.In Photography the processing makes a difference!Bring your film to the bookstore. We will do a goodjob for you carefully and quickly at a competitive price.Photography DepartmentThe University of Chicago Bookstore5802 Ellis AvenueIf Mexico and Bermuda send you,we ll send you posters of Mexico and Bermuda.3 for $1.50.The meeting is sponsored by UCIndependent Voters of Illinois withthe purpose of involving students inCousins campaign. Anyone interest¬ed in poll watching on ElectionDay. April 4 should call 873-2128.“Would you be very surprised ifUncle Ford Foundation, AuntCarnegie Endowment, Great AuntRockefeller Foundation andmaybe a few of those rich global-minded corporate Cousins likeXerox began adopting thesepoor CIA orphans like NSAand making sure they continueto live the good life to whichthey have been so long accus¬tomed? Butwe’re not so I For a free copy of thesure they’ll get ■ current issue of NA-away with it.” I TIONAl REVIEW, write■ to Dept. CP-2, 150 E.wmmmmmmmm135 st., n. y. id, n. y.Lafm-AmericanExcursionFor Jewish College Students jAge 18-2536 Days in June-July, 1967Chile MexicoArgentina PeruUruguay Brazil. / !• Meet the Latin-AmericanJewish Youth• Understand the problemsof this region• SEE LATIN AMERICACall or write:Masada of the Z0A145 E. 32nd St.New York, N Y. 10016212 MU 3-9200RENTAL - REPAIRFactory trained mechanics to handlealmost any typewriter.Free estimate on repairs.New and used typewriters for sale.Typewriter DepartmentThe University of ChicagoBookstore5802 Ellis Avenue The diver of Acapulco. The torero of Mexico.The sleek racing craft of Bermuda.All three 30" x 40" posters are beautifullyreproduced in color. And they're all yours foronly $1.50.We think you'll like them so much, you'll want to go to Mexico and Bermuda some day.And when you do, we hope you'll go onEastern.So don't just sit there staring at four blankwalls. Fill in the coupon below and send foryour colorful posters now.We want everyone to fly.To: Eastern Airlines, Inc., Poster Offer, Box 42H, Grand Central Station, New York, N. Y. 10017. " v ‘ - ' ' J v>: >• VPlease send me the Bermuda, Acapulco, and Mexico posters, for which I enclose a $1.50 moneyorder or check (payable to Eastern Air Lines, Inc. Poster Offer).Name'M .City AddressState□ I would also be interested in receiving a Youth Fare Application.6 • CHICAGO MAROON •. March 2,8, ,1967UC Compares Favorably in Wlilson Fellowship(Continued from Page One)Following is a list of the 17 sen¬iors who were named WoodrowWilson Fellows:Leon Botstein, son of Drs.Charles and Anne Botstein, 3123Arlington Avenue, New York City.Leon is a history major at theUniversity and graduated fromthe High School of Music and Art,135th Street and St. Nicholas Ter¬race, New York City, in 1963.Christine Karen Cassel, daugh¬ter of Captain and Mrs. C. M.Cassel, Jr., United States Navy.Christine is an art history majorat the University and graduatedfrom Yorktown High School, Ar¬lington, Virginia, in 1963.Robert A. Couzin, son of Mr.and Mrs. Wilfred Couzin, 4220West Suffield Court, Skokie, Illi¬nois. Robert is a psychology ma¬jor at the University and graduat¬ed from Niles Township HighSchool East, Skokie, in 1963. Jersey, is 1963.Jonathan Goldberg, son of Mr.and Mrs. Nathan Goldberg, 282Ocean Parkway, Brooklyn, NewYork. Jonathan is an economicsmajor at the University andgraduated from Erasmus HallHigh School, Brooklyn, New York,in 1963.Mark A. Greenberg, son of Mr.and Mrs. Fred Henry Greenberg,1131 East Upsal Street, Phil¬adelphia. Mark is a philosophymajor at the University andgraduated from Central HighSchool, Philadelphia, in 1963.Howard P. Greenwald, son ofMr. and Mrs. Bernard Greenwald,3210 Perry Avenue, New YorkCity. Howard is a sociology majorat the University and graduatedfrom the Bronx High School ofScience, New York City, in 1963.Patrick M. Hanlon, son of Mr. !and Mrs. Edmund W. Hanlon, j 1646 Hanover Street, CuyahogaFalls, Ohio. Patrick is a politicalscience major at the Universityand graduated from CuyahogaFalls High School in 1964.Janet H. Johnson, daughter ofMr. and Mrs. Robert A. Johnson,785 South Dalton Way, Denver,Colorado. Janet is majoring inEgyptology at the University andgraduated from George Wash¬ington High School, Denver, in1963.James J. Keene, son of Mr. andMrs. Roger C. Keene, 4131 East47th Place, Tulsa, Oklahoma.James is majoring in socialpsychology at the University andgraduated from Nathan Hale HighSchool, Collinsville, Oklahoma, in1963.Jeanine M. Minkin, daughter ofMr. and Mrs. Joseph L. Minkin,626 Home Avenue, Oak Park, Illi¬nois. Jeanine is a mathematics major at the University andgraduated from Oak Park-RiverForest High School, Oak Park,Illinois, in 1964.Margaret K. Murala, daughterof Mr. and Mrs. Yoshinoir Mura-ta, 865 West Newport Avenue,Chicago. Margaret is a musicolo¬gy major at the University andgraduated from M. T. Tuley HighSchool, Chicago, in 1963.Susan J. Noakes, daughter ofMr. and Mrs. Leroy F. Noakes,10849 Ridgeway Avenue, Chicago.Susan is majoring in comparativeliterature at the University andgraduated from Morgan ParkHigh School, Chicago, in 1963.Kenneth D. Schlosser, son ofMr. and Mrs. Jack Schlosser, 43Shore Park Road, Great Neck,New York. Kenneth is a politicalscience major at the Universityand graduated from Great NeckNorth High School in 1962. David M. Stameshkin, son ofMrs. Anne D. Stameshkin and thelate Samuel Stameshkin, 7337South Shore Drive, Chicago. Da¬vid is a history major at theUniversity and graduated fromUniversity High School of TheUniversity of Chicago LaboratorySchools in 1963.Arthur J. Tune, son of Mr. andMrs. Edward C. Tune, 10162McMichael Drive, Garden Grove,California. Arthur is a historymajor at the University andgraduated from Anaheim HighSchool, Anaheim, California, in1963.Susan Weller, daughter of Mr.and Mrs. Sol W. Weller, 96 Car¬riage Circle, Williamsville, NewYork. Susan is a biology major atthe University and graduatedfrom Tustin Union High School,Tustin, California.Harry M. Davidow, son of Mr.and Mrs. Isadore Davidow, PlazaBoulevard, Morrisville, Pennsyl¬vania. David is majoring in ur¬ban studies at the Universityand graduated from Trenton Cen¬tral High School, Trenton, NewStudents Spied atBrigham Young UPROVO, Utah (CPS)—'ThePresident of Brigham YoungUniversity has admitted thatstudents were asked to “spy”on liberal political science profes¬sors at the school.BYU President Ernest L. Wilken-son stated, “There was such agroup, reports were made and thestudents were under the impressionthey were acting with the sanctionof the Administration.”Wilkenson responded to accusa¬tions made by two BYU studentswho had been involved in the"spy” episode, as well as demandsfor an investigation of the incidentsby the BYU chapter of the Ameri¬can Association of University Pro¬fessors.“As President, I must accept re-1 visibility, and I regret the mis¬understanding and uneasinesswhich has been engendered,” Wilkonson said.The University President contintied, “I pledge my sincerest effortto see that such a situation does notoccur again.”Everyone 18 and overis invited to aGIANT CITY-WIDEMIXERSATURDAY, APRIL 1from 8:30 p.m. until 1:00 a m.in the Pioneer Court'sCrystal Ballroom in theEQUITABLE BUILDING401 North Michigan Avenue,starring THESEAGRAMSPLUS AGO GO GIRLCONTESTGirls from the audience willcompete. Anyone can enter.The winner will receivea trophy and prizes.CASUAL DRESSk encouraged, but suits anddresses are O.K., too.STAG OR DATESStag preferredBAR OPENto those 21 and older.If you need additionalinformation, phone 726-3285**•••••••••••••••••••• UpdateYourHearing is believing.Come in for your freeCrossroads stereorecord and catalog.High quality, new stereorecordings are availableat low prices.22 16 0081/22 16 0082’<rr^3*rv22 16 0083/22 16 0084* IT HADTO HAPPEN!When Deutsche Grammophonand MGM got togetherHeliodor was born.im ? ,v 0 * v*HS-25023HS-25050Any 3 LP's for s475Lowe's For Service . . . Selection . .1538 E. 55thMU. 4-1505 212 N. MICHIGAN726-0980 HS-25024PriceEVERGREEN PLAZA636-3030March 28, 1967 • CHICAGO MAROON • 7CHICAGO MAROON • March 28, 1967all in the pages o'THE SUNDAYGENTLEMANBY IRVING WALLACE“...Wallace writing at his best."Library Journal“...a feeling for mood and charac¬ter; a responsive eye; a recordingear; an individuality...”Los Angeles Times“Amusing and expert...”London Times“...well-written, altogether humanand absorbing...” New York Post“... consistently interesting...”Chicago TribunePublished bt POCKCT BOOKS First in Papernacrs mm 'Maroon Classified AdvertisementsPERSONALSHappy Spring!April Fool s Day Party at Phi Psi. Mu¬sic by the NOBLEMEN, Saturday. April1 at 8:30 pm. Males bring UC ID.Self Defense class. 4:30-6 pm. MVVFBasement, INHThe MAROON regrets to announce thatthe FUGS CONCERT has been CAN¬CELLED. Those holding tickets will bere imbursed. Bring your tickets to theMAROON office on Tues. or Wed. ofthis week. 10 am-5 pm, for cash refundor mail them to us. Be sure to includereturn address. Chicago MAROON.Fugs Concert, 1212 E. 50th Street, Chi-cago. Ill. 60637.Come to rehearsals of UC ConcertBand, 5-6:30 Thursdays. Belfield 245WANTED: MEN’S BIKE. Must be ingood condition. 324-5751. iFREE!! KITTENS. Satisfaction guaran-teed. 324-5751.KAMELOT Restaurant 2160 E. 71st St.103® discount for UC students.WRITER S WORKSHOP. PL 2-8377.One crocus, two croci???NON-PARANOID HEADS: Donate yourLSD trips to humanity through anony¬mous and confidential interview withpsychology student studying the use ofLSD on campus. Call Slade Lander.5447 Woodlawn, 324-3034.Modem Dance Classes taught by SusanLoren. Tues. Evenings 7-8, Call 684-2726FEMALE SUBJECTS NEEDED for re-search project. Age 174a-30‘.2. Must beable to see w/o glasses. $2 hr. Appts.scheduled at your convenience. AlliedResearch Council. 684-2438 Part-time job for young man or woman. .handling group sales on your campus ,for Chicago’s grooviest nite club. 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Student to sit Tues., Wed. & Fri.9 am-noon: 1.25'hr. 643-8022.One of the most widelyread novelists of ourtime, author ofThe Man andThe Prize and theforthcomingThe Plot now writes of21 MOMENTS OF TRUTH.among them:The Man Who Hated HemingwayDon't Call Her MadamThe Man Who Swindled Goering Yen. ihore are some soft.creamv jobs arouad*And you’ll get a lot of laughs out of them. But therewards aren’t too great, and neither is the chance tomove up to top banana.Surprisingly, some college graduates start theircareer-hunting by looking for soft, creamy jobs inindustry. We don’t have any. There’s a good bit ofpressure, detail work, decisions to make, and plenty ofproblems to solve. We have our share at Koppers.Maybe you’re the person that can help us solve them.Koppers is one of the most diversified companies inthe country, supplying more than 270 products andservices to some 40 industries—automotive, aircraft,wood, steel, construction, and plastics, to name a few.We need chemists and engineers—electrical,metallurgical, mechanical, chemical and civil; andliberal arts graduates for marketing, procurement,traffic, and other positions. If you’re interested inresponsibility (and its rewards), contact C. P. Kable,Koppers Company, Inc., Room 202, Koppers Building,Pittsburgh, Pa. 15219. An equal opportunity employerKoppers