Clarkson hits Russian Civby Ross ArtfreyJesse D. Clarkson, professorof history at Brooklyn College,took several jabs at Russianhistorians, Soviet economists,and UC’s Russian Civilizationcourse in a recent interview.Clarkson is the author of The His¬tory of Russia, a textbook used inthe Russian Civ course.Last quarter two of Einstein’slilms. Alexander Nevsky and IvanIV were shown in the Russian Civcourse. While Clarkson believest hat both have a high entertain¬ment value, he said “they certainlycan't be considered as history.”Thomas Riha, assistant profes¬sor of history and chairman of theRussian Civilization staff, dis¬sented. “We showed Nevsky be¬cause it illustrates the life of thetime. It introduces the student tothe local color of Novgorod, andshows him aspecs of history thatcan’t he found in books. We werealso using it to show how the So¬viets look at their history.”When Clarkson was told that theinformation students receive aboutthe early Russian history (prior to1100) is from the monk-compiledchurch chronicles, he said. “Thechronicles were compiled two cen¬turies later. You should really putall of the sources together.” Hesuggested several Greek and Arabcommentators, along with theBishop Titman from Meisebergwho wrote about the early Rus¬sians. ‘‘I think that’s a valid criticism,”said Riha, adding that these non-Russian historians had been omit¬ted because they were not avail¬able irr English translation.Russia: a capitalist societyTurning to modem Russia andSoviet economics. Clarkson said.“Russia was a capitalist society,and she still is.” According toClarkson, the essence of capitalismis rational planning for economicprofit. This, he said, has not beenbanished from the Soviet system.When asked how he definedprofit, Clarkson replied that it isany form of wealth or capitalwhich is not consumed and couldbe reinvested into the economy.In 1927, Clarkson said, the So¬viet economy had achieved it’s1913 pre-revolutionary level. “Butthe rest of the world had gone farbeyond. Russia, in order to catchup with the rest of the world, hadto have capital.”Clarkson explained that theneeded capital was acquired in thefollowing manner. “Suppose in in¬creasing production you hold con¬sumption constant. This allows forthe surplus to be reinvested. Act¬ually. it didn't work out that way.Soviet economists found that theonly way they could get sufficientcapital was by decreasing con¬sumption below the revolutionarylevel.” This, ne thinks allowed forthe Soviet Union to catch up withthe west.“But the profit system is stillthere. The big difference is that in the Soviet Union today they haveabsolute monopoly capitalism,” hesaid.5 year plan wasn't a plan“The five year plan wasn’t aplan: it was just a prophesy,” saidClarkson. He explained that theidea of a five year plan was justa propaganda scheme used by theSoviet government to make pos¬sible their annual plans.You can’t have a five year plan,said Clarkson, because a real planhas to be much more accurate anddepends not on what you want todo, but what you have to do itwith.When asked how he explainedthe Russian revolution, Clarksonsaid, “The revolution in 1917wasn’t really a revolution. It wasthe collapse of the old regime.”“The way I see it, the criticaltime was during the 17th centuryreign of Ivan IV. Absolute mon¬archy was established on the basisof surf-bondage. In 1861, for rea¬sons of state, the governmentabolished slavery.” By so doing,Clarkson believes, the governmentabolished its own basis. “Afterthat, it was only a question of time.Nobody overthrew' the autocracy.It simply collapsed.’’ he said.Munro speaks on campus A benevolent friend comes to the rescue and deliversthe Maroon when the regular delivery boy’s car brokedown in yesterday morning's cold. Auto trouble wasonly one in a series of catastrophes which made the yes¬terday's Maroon the University of Chicago's first after¬noon newspaper.Sir Leslie Knox Munro. presi¬dent of the twelfth General As¬sembly of the United Nations, willdeliver three lectures at the LawSchool auditorium.Munro was formerly dean of thefaculty of law at the Universityof Auckland. New Zealand Ambassador to the United States, NewZealand Representative to the U.N.Security Council, and is currentlySecret ary-General of the International Commission of Jurists andvisiting professor of la j at theLaw School.As President of the General As sembly, Munro presided over anagenda that dealt with disarma¬ment. the Hungarian -evolt, theSuez crisis, and the establishmentof the U.N. Emergency forcewhich was set up to supervise thecessation of lighting in the Mid¬dle East.The lectures, all beginning at8:15 p.m. on January 22. 24. and29. will deal with, respectively,the powers of new nations, thetendency ol western powers towork through NATO rather thanthe U.N.. and the InternationalCommission of Jurists. Vol. 71 — j University of Chicago, Thursday, January 17, 1963Eskridge foresees great victory“I am here to tell you that onFeb. 29 I will be standing in theCity Council as the duly electedrepresentative of everybody i thefifth ward,” said Chauncey Esk¬ridge, speaking at a luncheons|>onsored by the Divinity SchoolAssociation yesterday. Eskridge is a candidate for alderman in thefifth ward, opposing the incumbentLeon Despres who has been en¬dorsed by Marshall Korshak, 5thward Democratic committeeman.He said that the U of C is in¬terested in his campaign, and thathis interests are allied with the University’s interest to expand.Working in cooperation .- ith theadministration, Eskridge said thathe would attempt to have moremoney from U.S. defense contractsspent in the University area.In a short interchange betweenEskridge and Reverend William T.UC psychologists study animal behavior Baird, an officer of The WoodlawnOrganization (TWO), Baird saidthat Despres had stood for TWOBy Thomas J. AssensSeveral UC scientists arecontributing: to the rapidlydeveloping field of ethologythrough their work withanimals.Ethology—the objective study ofbehavior — may lead to a betterunderstanding of human as well asanimal actions.Ethologists’ immediate goal isunderstanding animal behavior innatural and simulated natural con¬ditions, and predicting the formit will take. They hope to applytheir findings to human behavior.In the Animal Behavior Labora¬tory, located behind Ricketts Lab¬oratory on 57th Street, ethologistsmake use of several laboratories.Completed last year the buildinghouses animal cages. However,ethologists use techniques such asinfra-red and time lapse photog¬raphy to observe animals un¬noticed. Behavior of small groupsor colonies of animals can be ob¬served and recorded as well, with photographic equipment whichgives a permanent record ol thebehavior of animals in completeprivacy.Much ethology research is car¬ried on by the psychology faculty,in addition to their teaching andadministrative duties.Echard Hess, professor of psy¬chology and director of the AnimalBehavior Laboratory, has investi¬gated imprinting — the process bywhich an animal learns the speciesto which it belongs. .Imprintingtakes place during the first fewdays of an animal’s life, and isnot reversible. If a duck is im¬printed to a chicken, the duck willthink it is a chicken.In addition to his w-ork in thelaboratory, Hess spends consider¬able time in the field, studying thebehavior of free, tame animals.Hess is currently working withpupil dilation in humans, whichhas been shown to be indicative ofa person’s true likes and dislikes.Often a person’s verbal responseto his likes and dislikes differs from his pupil dilation response.Social pressures on individualsmay cause this affectation, sug¬gested Hess.In his experiments, people aretreated with the same techniquesas those used on lower animals.They are shown pictures or ob¬jects, and their resultant pupil dila¬tion is photographically recorded.Some basic research is under¬way in the laboratory by JamesPolt, who works with Siamese andother domestic cats. All types ofstimuli, such as familiar and un¬familiar cats, dogs, and possibleprey, are used to test their effecton pupil dilation in the cat beingobserved.Hand-raised cats and cats raisedby other cats may show differencesin response, since animals raisedby humans often “think” of them¬selves as human rather than as acat. This is the first time that pupildilation has been studied in ani¬mals in this relationship.Erich Klinghamme has beentesting the effectiveness of im¬printing in two species of doves.He has concluded that the simul¬taneous imprinting of tw-o objectsis possible. Both sexual and par¬ent objects have been imprintedon doves.He also found that “irreversi¬bility” in imprinting is a matterof degree, depending on the speciesof animal involved. Klinghammer’swork is the first done on altriealbirds, those that require prolongedparental care in the nest beforethey become independent.In another ethological study onimprinting. Joseph Kovach workswith small chickens. A device isused in which a chick follows amoving blue ball around a circularpathway while a recorded voicecalls it. If a chick is at a criticalstage of development during thefirst day of its life, this ball be¬comes the object of the innatefollowing behavior of the chick— indeed, in certain ways, the ballbecomes a “mother” as f? as thechick is concerned.Kovach is examining some ofthe factors involved. Electric-shocks. varying in intensity andnumber are given. Though thechick is in effect “punished” it fol¬lows the ball even more. Sym¬pathetic drugs, such as epine¬phrine, have effects similar toshocks. Kovach believes that thefollowing ol the ball by the chick,is connected with the maturationof the nervous system.Niles Bernick, a graduate stu¬dent, is completing his work withrats. Using animals from littershe collected in their wild habitat,he has been attempting to learnhow rates recognize other mem¬bers of their colony.Bernick is also collecting mate¬rial on both ceremonial fightingamong wild rats of the samecolony and deadly fighting be¬tween a dominant rat in a colonyand an unfamiliar rat.Two observation cages of wildrats, which are allowed to liveundisturbed in a nearly naturalenvironment, are providing etho¬logists with basic behavioral dataabout these animals.Much more ethological work isdone today than even te yearsago. In 1953, Hess was one ol theonly two ethologists in the UnitedStates studying imprintin . Now-,there are about 25 laboratories inthe US alone, where work on im¬printing is carried on.At UC, says Hess, biopsycho¬logists will share the facilities ofKelly and Green Halls with thedepartment of psychology by1965. While doing some wo k inthese halls, which are currentlybeing used for the last time aswomen's dormitories, the biop¬sychologists will retai' theirspace tor animals in the AnimalBehavior Laboratory, in every instance, and that therewas no reason to oppose a manwho so ably and completely rep¬resented his ward. Eskridge re¬plied, “Give me a chance, too.”Eskridge defined a liberal as aman of action, not a man whospeaks in privileged councils. Hequestioned H-espres' laoel as anindependen and said that a’ manis measured by the group orgroups v/ith which he ‘end. loagree.Eskridge said that he saw theneed for members of thj 5th wardto sit down with representativesot UC and plan the University'sexpansion. He also thougnl thatthere was a need for mo -e middleclass housing in the ward.Commenting on statement in thepress concerning his ar '.idacy,Eskridge quoted William CullenBryant, “truth crumbled to earthwill surely rise again.”When questioned about the al¬leged “invasion” of the u - wardby Congressman William L. Daw-son. one of Eskridge’s sups>orlers,Eskridge said that Korshal wouldnever have been state senator ortrustee of the Sanitary Districtwithout the aid of Daw-son, whichKorshak requested.•Two ward residents have filedobjections with the Board of Elec¬tion Commissioners against Esk¬ridge's nominating petitions. Wed¬nesday Korshak called on Eskridgeto “get out oi his ward.”POUT-UP debateRepresentatives of the UniversityParty and POLIT will debate therecall issue this evening at 7:30.Leonard Friedman, past presidentof Student Government, and Mi¬chael Wollin, current vice presidentof SG will debate Gerald MacBeathpresident of University Party andKen Taylor, also of UP.The debate will be held inThompson House at Pierce Tower.—r<Si%1iff Crusade on campus tooIn a university community suchas ours everyone should have acause. For those readers withoutcauses, we would like to presentthe following suggestions. We willwelcome additions to our list, andsupport the efforts of all ad hoccommittees which may form torealize the goals we have set forthbelow. After all, there is no excusefor students who refuse to interestthemselves in national issues tofeel left out of the constant cru¬sading that goes on at UC.Extend library hours in at leastone centrally located library to in¬clude weekend evenings. Sundaysbefore 2 p.m. and weekday eve¬nings after 11 p.m. It seems almostreasonable to ask for 24-hour li¬brary service, at least in the periodpreceding exam week.Establish a' more liberal policyfor granting stack passes to under¬graduates.Don't shut out all the lights in areading room ten minutes beforeclosing time.Try to convince the law librarythat undergraduates are students,too.Install at least one public cam¬pus phone in the Harper-Soc-Sci-Wieboldt complex. %Name the New Women’s Dormi¬tory, if only so that men livingthere will not be embarrassed toput their return address on theirletters.Keep dormitory switchboardsopen one extra hour until 11:45.This might be done by openingthem at 8 a.m. instead of 7 a.m.when everyone is too sleepv tomake calls or want to receivecalls.Don't shut off all the heat in thedormitories late at night.Encourage campus guests tostay in dormitories, and let stu¬dents meet them. Visiting lectur¬ers, prospective students, and dor¬mitory residents might profitablyinteract.Encourage members of the ad¬ministration to spend one nightin the dormitories, and then askthem to continue defending theresidence rule.Deliver faculty exchange mail to5400 Greenwood.Resurface the tennis court be¬hind Burton-Judson courts.Set up cooperative housing units.We suggest the proposed frater¬nity quadrangle as an excellentstarting place.Publicize the program which en¬ables faculty members to have free meals at the dormitories.Maybe if they knew about it andstudents did too, there would bemore student-faculty discussion inthe dormitories.Keep the Hangout open on week¬ends and for dinner.Don’t let them change the nameof the Hangout.Serve milk with the featuredluncheon at the New Dorm cafe¬teria.Try to keep hungry patrons inan orderly food line at lunchtimein the bookstore.Increase the number of non-texthardbound books in the UC Book¬store. We would suggest doublingtheir number as a start.Open the second door of theBookstore.Have the Bookstore give studentsand facutly discounts, on books, ifnot on lingerie and sweatshirts.Or, better yet, encourage yourfriends to join the SG Co-op.Set up some central place oncampus, with comfortable furni¬ture, adequate breathing room,and cheap, good snacks, wherestudents and faculty can meet totalk.Put captions on the photographsin the College catalogue.Change the picture of GeorgeBeadle in the catalog. It is notdignified to show the president ofa great university pounding hisfist.Try to inolude more representa¬tive pictures of student activitiesin the catalog. Nine photographsof athletic events, including one ofa hockey team, which has notexisted at UC for several years, aphotograph of a tug-of-war. andone of Washington Prom, but noneof the sit-ins. which many studentsparticipated in, tend to give a mis¬leading impression of life on cam¬pus.Explain the picture on the coverof the student directory.Set up more bieycle racks.Call a metting of those who driveon campus to discuss solutions tothe parking problem. It’s beyond* foreign «r hospital & clinicdealers in:• mg• morris• austin• triumph5340 s. lake parkdo 3-0707service clinic: 2306 e. 71stmi 3-3113bob festermg psychiatristtET ViTAlis® KEEP YOUR HAIR NEAT ALL DAY WITHOUT CREASE! f v,,altsKeep the oil in the can. In your hair, use Vitalis with V-7®, the || jV_fgreaseless grooming discovery. Fights embarrassing dandruff, ]|prevents dryness—keeps your hair neat all day without grease. Explains Polit’s motivesTO THE EDITOR:There has been, it seems, enoughheat on the subject of the recall;now, please God, let there be light.As something of an authority onthe motives of POLIT, I can assureanyone who is interested thatPOLIT’s decision to reject itsBurkean conception of representa¬tion was taken in good faith andalter serious collective soul-search¬ing on the part of the 50 peoplepresent at its caucus. To those whosee this decision as some craftymaneuver to mollify the UC boo-boisie (the latter being presumedincapable of seeing through suchshallow' political tactics), I can onlypoint out that one adopts a politicalphilosophy out of experience. Thedistinction between moral necessityand opportunism is vague, and tothe observer of actions impossibleto judge. Take it or leave it; I giveit first hand.As for the matter of delay, wouldUP and/or IRP (the last an of¬fensive specimen of onomotopaeia;the former the beginning of a vileoath), if in similar circumstances,conduct an election during the lasttwo weeks of one quarter or thefirst week of another? The problemof personnel is one well known atleast to University Party; surelythey should appreciate our plight.Finally', let me thank—graciously—Messrs. Levy and Hyman forcasting POLIT in the role ofBrutus. A noble and an honorablechap, he, who refused to be Caesar.RON DORFMANEncourage the use of classroomsin the evenings or late afternoonsfor meetings and study.Keep the Lexington Hall listeningroom open past 4 p.m. and duringlunch hour.Install coat hooks in all class¬rooms.Install an escalator in Cobb Hall.Put the typewriters back in theModern Languages Reading RoomTyping Room.Put an electric razor in CobbHall for men who oversleep in themorning.Tune the pianos on campus.If, as we have been told, theUniversity is really concernedabout projecting a “clean image”of the typical student, it mightconsider providing more than oneshower for 17 girls in C-Group.Try to hire repairmen that couldcomplete their tasks in less thanthree times the normally requiredamount of time.Put water in the Hutchison Courtfountain.Sw'eep the snow off the C-Bench.Give the Stagg Scholarship to agirl. ADVERTISEIN THECLASSIFIEDSIT’S CHEAPAND EASY -CALL EXT. 3265 building into a reality, providingadequate meal arrangements forall dormitory residents, formulat¬ing student ideas about a residen¬tial college, assuring full studentemployment opportunities, etc. We;have also investigated a BetterBusiness Bureau of neighborhoodstores, and an ongoing orientationprogram for foreign students.If a crisis of national importancewere to arise, we would feel obli¬gated to poll the campus and topublicize the complete results asthe opinions of the UC studentbody. Even adamant anti-pollsterswill admit the significance of theresults of question #4 (about thequarantine) of last fall’s poll.Any government majority is tosome extent expected to continuethe services initiated by pastmajorities. We are confident thatwe can staff and maintain thebook co-op, flights to Europe, loanservices, ticket agencies, charterbuses, and the like. A change inperspective, however, might beconducive to the expansion of allthese services.Our final action w'ould be tomake Student Government recep¬tive to the thoughts, desires, griev¬ances, and complaints of the UCstudent. UP would return studentgovernment to the assemblythrough constitutional reform, al¬lowing any student to express hisbelief or carry out his ideasthrough the machinery of the SG.UNIVERSITY PARTYUP tells its programTO THE EDITOR:University Party has been askedhow it would implement represent¬ative government on the Chicagocampus. This forth-right questionhas been partially answered bypast letters, caucuses, and partyliterature. A detailed platformwould be premature at this time.The composition of the SG afterrecall, if members are recalled, isuncertain, and general electionsare three months away. Neverthe¬less, “for those W'ho are easilytaken in by the first political ma¬chine which comes along”, this ishow a UP majority would representits electorate:To us, the function of SG shouldbe to serve the interests of its con¬stituency in their primary role asstudents. We are not interested invociferating the opinions of youngliberals, conservatives, or reaction¬aries. There are several organiza¬tions on campus that profess apartisan expression as their pri¬mary purpose. No one can believethat UC CORE. YD’s, YAF. SPU,or Conservative Club need legisla¬tion from the SG to fully expressthemselves.University Party wishes to estab¬lish the relevancy of SG action. SGcontrolled by a UP majority wouldconcern itself with changing the“myth” of a student activities Wants Gadfly enactedThe Maroon letters column has longbeen open to anyone who has commentsof interest to the university community.We have never refrained from publish¬ing a letter merely because of the pol¬icies and opinions it criticized, be theyours or others’. Therefore, failing tounderstand Mr. Morearty’s surprise, weinvite him and all others to share theirworthwhile and constructive ideas withthe University as a whole through theMaroon.EditorWick clarifies storyTO THE EDITOR:Your article about Sunday night’sdiscussion of the Stagg Scholar¬ships was well-reported and ac¬curate, although I must have beenmisunderstood on one point.I am reported as having said thatStagg Scholars would probably bein the top quarter of the enteringSECOND CITYSpecial for students ....3:00 pm. SUNDAY MATINEES”THE LONDON SHOW”improvised skits, sketches, and blackoutsSTUDENTS PRICE $1.50 WITH I. D.($2.00 FOR NON-STUDENTS)Make reservations l>y calling DE 7-3092SECOND CITY 1846 N. WELLS class. That would be quite respect-able, since three quarters of thisyear’s class had high school aver¬ages in the A range. But a StaggScholar would have to be muchbetter than that in order to bewhat the ’selection committee andthe sponsors have in mind.Stagg stood for excellence!WARNER A. WICK,Dean of StudentsAnalyzes voucher planIX) THE EDITOR:To “Gadfly” Mr. Greenberg’sarticle in the Jan. 11 issue of theMaroon I must shout, “Bravo!”As a member of the University’sgreat washed 1 can confirm whathe says: we are very seldom heardfrom indeed, yet it is not beyondpossibility that we too, upon oc¬casion. have worthwhile and con¬structive ideas which the Univer¬sity as a whole would profit fromhearing. 1 know for certain that 1myself have at least one such peryear; I do noLthink I am alone.What we need now is for someambitious first or second year stu¬dent to seize on the Gadfly’s sug¬gestion and make it a reality. Justbeware, friend, that you do notsuffer the fate of the first andarchetypal gadfly—the rulingclique shouted him down andpassed him the hemlock. I am sur¬prised that Mr! Greenberg’s articlewas published; I shall be evenmore so if this is; but I shall bemost surprised if you do anythingconcrete about making the voiceof the whole student body heard,without being subject to the mostdevious and defamatory treatment,both public and private.JOHN E. MOREARTYFellow of theCommittee on Social Thought TO THE EDITOR:The proposal of Mr. Cobb andMr. Powell in the January 9 issueof the Maroon for aid to educationthrough a system of governmentfinanced tuition vouchers is quiteinteresting and has many pointsin its favor, particularly if it jsregarded as a supplement to thepresent government-managed sys¬tems rather than as a replacementfor them.The examples cited of successfulapplication of government tuitionpayment plans are all oases of sup^plementing government - managedschools as a means of handlingspecial situations not capable ofbeing handled by governmentmanaged schools in the context oftheir times and environment. Thesituation in rural areas and smalltowns is still such as to renderdoubtful the success of this proposal as a complete replacementfor government-managed schools.The major virtue of the proposalis that it would permit the studentand his parents to choose the schoolwhich is best suited to the needs olthe individual student. This is indeed important; sufficiently so thatthis should cause adoption of atuition voucher system as a supplement to the present arrangements.The proposition that a tuitionvoucher system would raise.thelevel of quality in the aggregate,however, is much more difficult todefend. It is clear that the maxi¬mum voucher amount for tuitionmust be of the same order oimagnitude as the average per pupilcost of education today, if the costof education is not to skyrocketimmediately. The private schoqjswhich had lower tuition charge.-than the maximum would find it totheir advantage to raise their tuition to at least the maximumvoucher amount since most of thecost would be covered by thevouchers. The better privateschools might well lie those whichfind it necessary to charge morethan the maximum allowablevoucher amount. Many peoplewould send their children to thosethat charge no more than thevoucher maximum, whatever thequality of education offered there.What might well occur is the proliferation of bad, but cheap,schools. Whether these bad schoolswould be better, or worse, than theaverage public schools of the present is difficult to ascertain.The question of federal or localfinancing is not irrelevant underyour proposal as you suggest.Many local communities might takestrong exception to paying for tineducation of residents’ children inschools located in other communi¬ties, as might be necessary if theplan were to be effective in smalltowns. There might also be greatobjection to the increase in schooltaxes implicit in the short run operation of this proposal, particularlyif locally financed, due to the lowmarginal cost of education com *'pared with its average cost(voucher amount). The onl> loealities where this would not be serious are those (of which there aremany) in which the demand fornew teachers and new schools isso great that the marginal costsare close to, or greater than, theaverage costs. From this viewpoint, it might be more feasible,politically, to obtain federal financing rather than local financingThe proposal does have so muchmerit as a supplement to the pres¬ent system, as a means of meetingthe needs of the unusual student,that it should be adopted: but it isobvious that its general adoption asa means of doing away with government - managed schools ha-many associated problem- foiwhich good solutions have not ye1been proposed.ROBERT L. 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A. ZIMBLER, OptometristIN THENEW HYDE PARK SHOPPING CENTER1510 E. 55th St. DO 3-7644EYE EXAMINATIONSPRESCRIPTIONS FILLED CONTACT LENSESNEWEST STYLING IN FRAMESSTUDENT DISCOUNTf Hank’s Restaurantj and Bar-B-Cue"the best bar-b-cue on earth"Features: Complete Dinners from $1.25Businessmen’s Lunches from 95cSpecialty: Hickory Smoked Bar-b-cuedRibs and ChickenWe have a private dining room for businessmeetings, dubs, and private affairsOpen 7 a.m. to 1 a.m.7101 STONY ISLAND AVENUE643-1131Jon. 17. 1963 • CHICAGO MAROONIf. Colin Slim conducts special children’s concert of the University SymphonyOrchestra. About three hundred children from neighborhood schools attended the twoconcerts last Saturday morning.What I mean is that you can’t always tell what’s inside apackage by looking at the outside. (Sometimes, of course, youcan. Take Marlboro Cigarettes, for example. Just one glanceat that jolly red-and-white package—so bright and )>ert — soneat but not gaudy—so jierfectly in place whether you are ata formal dinner or a beach picnic—so invariably correct forai|y time, clime, or condition—one look, I say, at this paragonof packs and you know it has to contain cigarettes of absoluteperfection. And you are right! That pure white Marlborofilter, that fine, flavorful blend of Marlboro tobaccos, willgive you a smoke to make the welkin ring, whatever that is.So those of you who have just been sitting and admiring yourMarlboro packs since the beginning of the semester, why don’tyou open a pack and light one? Light a cigarette, I mean—not the package. Then you can settle back and smoke yourMarlboro and, at the same time, continue to gaze rapturouslyat the pack. Thus you will be twice as happy as you are ifthat is possible.)But I digress. let us turn now to the second category-mental inferiority. A lot of people think they are dumber thanother people. This is not so. It must be remembered that thereare different kinds of intelligence. Take, for instance, the chis-sic case of the Sigafoos brothers, Claude and Sturbridge, stu¬dents at Wake Forest. It was always assumed that Claude wasthe more intelligent just because he knew more than Stur¬bridge about the arts, the sciences, the social sciences, the hu¬manities, and like that. Sturbridge, on the other hand, was tentimes smarter than Claude when it came to tying granny knots.But no matter; everybody looked down on “Stupid Sturbridge,”as they called him ami looked up at “Clever Claude,” as theycalled him. But who do you think turned out to be the smartone when their granny almost got, loose and ran away? Youguessed it—good old Stupid Sturbridge.We arrive now at the final category, financial inferiority.One way to deal with this condition is to increase your income.You can, for example, become a fence. Or you can pose for alife class, if your college is well heated.'But a better way to handle financial inferiority is to acceptit philosophically. Look on the bright side of poverty. True,others may have more money than you have, but look at allthe things you have that they don't—debts, for instance, andhunger cramps.And what about friendship? You don’t need money to havefriends, and let me tell you something, good people: the olderyou get the more you will realize that nothing is so precious asfriendship, and the richest man in the world is the one withthe most money. © m.i m»» shuim»n* * *Rich or jtoor, you can all afford the pleasure of Marlboro,mailable at popular prices in all 50 slates of the Union.INFERIORITY CAN BE FUNThe second gravest problem confronting college students to¬day is inferiority feelings. (The first gravest problem is ofcourse, the recent outbreak of moult among sorority housecanaries.) Let us today look into the causes of inferiorityfeelings and their possible cures.Psychologists divide inferiority feelings into three principalcategories:1. Physical inferiority.2. Mental inferiority.3. Financial inferiority.(A few say there is also a fourth category: ichthyologicalinferiority—a feeling that other people have prettier fish—but I Mieve this is common only along the coasts and in theGreat Lakes area.)Let us start with the feeling of physical inferiority, perhapsthe easiest to understand. Naturally we are inclined to feelinferior to the brawny football captain or the beautiful home¬coming queen. But we should not. Look at all the j)eople,neither brawny nor beautiful, who have made their marks inthe world. Look at Napoleon. lx>ok at Socrates. Look atCaesar. Ixiok at Lassie.S§pOnCtapisV_ W yr (Author of “I Was a Teen-ay* Dwarf“The ManyLoves of Dobie O’iliis”, etc.)withAfefihalmanFoote, Brown speak Friday at Welfare Board programA welfare board membertraining1 program, the thir¬teenth annual one sponsoredjointly by the University ofChicago Downtown Center and theWelfare Council of MetropolitanChicago, will be held starting to¬morrow for the next five Fridays.Meetings will be held at the Down¬town Center.At the opening session, speakerswill include Mrs. Robert L. Foote,past president of the training boardadvisory committee, and RayBrown, Vice-president for admini¬stration at the University. They71 !7 CONSTANCE AVE. O vner w ill fi-ll.M nut 5 rm. hrk >ung. wit h low downP> m* . tile hath. gas lit.. many extras.sh >wn by app’l. only. Days PI. 2 -5998,or c*\ ,s. HY 3-03 57.Si eh« Wohnung u. Kon t bei einer•1. lit* then Famili, . tim u A. rntino*Si »*R< hkentninso z i erweitt n. C. Dick-in sen FA 4-8991.Low cost auto nr ,1 mal-pi notice inaur-an ce for medical externa. interns , andre sid. nts. call Sam Mi,-ha •1. 322 -1 588.11 X 15 oriental rug. good con lition.i-i. M 11 <1 also spirit t piano. good conili-lion. BU 8-6711. Peterson Movin g andSt. >ra tfe.i*i of, ssional ice hockey equip, ShinUfU art s, gloves, elbow pHtls, head guard.Cm it 584-6081 afte r 8 pm. will sepak on the responsibilitiesof a board member as seen throughthe eyes of a board member andthe responsibilities of a boardmember as seen by an executive,respectively.Lectures at future sessions willbe given by Cyril O. Houle, UCprofessor of education, who willspeak on, ‘‘Human Resources ofthe Board,” “Improving the Or¬ganization of the Board,” "TheBoard, the Executive, and theStaff,” and "Improving the Opera¬tion of the Board,’’ in that order.Further information about theWool, durable, hand woven, traditional,nd mode ru design. NO 7-6732, HU 8-9424.Found; lady’s pocketbook, Jan. KithAM on Midway Plaisance. Call 477-8747Students wishing to leave on SG flightJuly 23, returning Sept. 13, eontactroom 3406, East.WANTED; student with small car fordelivery of slipcovers on Saturdays only.Write American Slipcover Co., Inc., 2139E. 75th St.Riders wanted to San Fran. (Jan. 20) orpoints en route. HY 3-0183,Susan Levitin, teacher of flute. Mrs.Levitin teaches at the studies of GavinWilliamson, 5518 Hyde Park Blvd. App’tby phone, 326-4121, or FA 4-3525(home)Cl, Y L>E. CLYDE? CLYDE!YEA BABY!L: The University residence halls areonly for the use of students. program can be obtained by callingFI 6-8300.Hanson at seminarThe initial meeting of the Stu¬dent-Faculty seminar in the De¬partment of Economics will bethis evening at 7:45 in Businesseast 106.The featured speaker will beProfessor Alvin H. Hanson of Har¬vard University who will speak on“High-level Stagnation.”Currently visiting professor atMichigan Slate University, Han¬sen is frequently referred to asthe great American Keynesian.Hansen is an expert on fiscal poli¬cies and business cycles. His lec¬ture will be open to the public*TAl-SAM-'YWNCHINESE • AMERICANRESTAURANTSpecializing inCANTONESE ANDAMERICAN DISHESOTEN DAILY11 A.M. to 10:30 P.M.ORDERS TO TAKE OUT13)8 East 63rd St. BU 8-90184T.ASMFM:i» AI1SMMHMB *■« ■w-ftf tt >m.§i4 Myths about Cuba shattered“There is still an elabo¬rate mythology about theCuban Situation, in spite ofanti Castro measures adoptedby the American government,”said Dr. Autora Olivera head oithe Chicago Council for a Demo¬cratic Cuba. Olivera spoke tomembers of the Conservative Clublast night.Economically, Olivera said thatCuba under Batista was the mostprosperous nation in Latin Ameri¬ca. second only to Venezuela. Un¬der Castro there is only one stateemployer, “Hours are longer andwages are lower. The money is practically worthless, and even ifit were not, there is almost noth¬ing to buy anyway,” Olivera said.Under Castro food is scarce andeven sugar is expensive, accordingto Olivera. Contrary to the mythsthat Cuba prior to Castro wassheer misery, the Cuban peopleare now economically worse offthan before the revolution, he said.The degree of freedom since therise of Castro has jeen reducedsonsiredablv, he believes. WhereasBatista permitted a large measureof religious freedom, Castro hassquashed it.Education in Communist Cubais almost totally indoctrination.Bolsheviks' close victoryhighlights intramural gamesThe closest game of the eveningin last night’s intramurals was theFlying Bolsheviks’ 33-30 victory•over Geography in the Divisionalleague.The lead changed hands severaltimes before the leftists pulled itout in the final quarter.In other games the CTS Prophetsinundated Calvert Club 51-17, In¬ternational House tripped up Hitch¬cock 26-12, and the Robber Baronsstopped the Dr. Kildares 24-12.College House League: Hender¬son South. 50. Vincent 21: East III28, East IV 21; Tufts South 8.Shorey South 28.B-League: Chamberlain 24,Henderson South 12; Salisbury 28.Tults North 16; Henderson North2. East II 0.BASEBALL . . . Spring training camp opened Tuesday. Jan. 15. inthe Field House 12:30 to 2:00 p.m.All men on campus interested intrying out for the varsity baseballteam should report to “camp”which is held Monday throughFriday.CorrectionIn the account of the U of C-Northwestern swimming meet, inlast Tuesday’s issue, the last para¬graph inferred that the rlaroonswimmers set two newr pool andvarsity records in the Patten poolat Evanston, Ill.; not so. it wasthe Northwestern swimmers, in the400 yard Medley Relay and the200 yard free style, the first twoevents on the program.Page 3 photo by Henderson According to Olivera, primersproceed as: “F is for Fidel, thefather of our Dear Cuba.”Olivera mentioned one incidentthat did not receive co”erage inthe American press: a teacher in¬structed his students tt pray toGod for ice cream; when theyopened their eyes there wras no icecream. The instructor tolc themto pray to Castro for ice cream;some men brought ice cream intothe classroom.“This is of course not to saythat I was for Batista.” said Oli¬vera, “to the contrary, I and mostof the hard core anti-Castro forcesnow in Cuba were formerly strongfighters in the underground againstBatista.”Another of the myths aboutCuba, according to Olivera, is thatthe revolution originally was notCommunist, but the United Statesforced it to turn to the Soviet Unionfor help.He said, that the American am¬bassador to Cuba attempted sev¬eral times to see Castro after therevolution, but that Castro re¬fused. In addition was offered a$40,000,000 steel mill which he alsorefused.According to Olivera the Cubangovernment had a $68,000,000 debtto American companies which wasforgiven. Castro's reaction was toconfiscate American property inCuba,The third of the myths aboutCuba is that only businessmenhave fled. This, said Olivera, is nottrue. He claims there are somesix thousand applications for visasto leave each week.Ariz. sets courseDMLDnLb . . , spring training ■ ■■ - ■ " ? MlIZ. SGTS COlIlMServices held in I Today s Events | j„ student govt.honor of LichterMemorial services for SolomonO. Lichter, author and executivedirector of the Scholarship andGuidance association, wc e heldyesterday afternoon in MandelHall.Lichter, who had served theadolescent aid association for tenyears, was killed on December 9when his auto collided with a trainin Fox Point, Wisconsin.Alton A. Linford, dean of theschool of Social Service adminis¬tration. James Brown IV, directorof the Chicago Community trust,George Magner, president of theChicago chapter of the NationalAssociation of Social Workers, andIrwin J. Askow, an associationboard member, took part in theservices. Holy Communion. Brent House. 11:30Lecture Series: History aiul Eternal Des¬tiny (Divinity School). Law SchoolAuditorium. ll:3o A.M.. Mr. Tillich.Elementary Yiddish Class, Hillcl Founda¬tion, 5715 Woodlawn, 3:30.Lecture (Microbiology Club), RickettsNorth, Room 1, “Studies on the Bio¬synthesis of Trans-l-epoxysuccinicAcid.” Lee J. Wilkoff. UPSHS Pie-doctoral Trainee, 4:00 P.M.Lecture: “Antony and Cleopatra and theLimits of Tradegy" Clifford Leech.Professor of English. University ofDurham. Soc. Sei. .122, 4 pm.Lecture -gZoolosiy Club). Zoology Build¬ing, Room 14. “Morphological andCytoloirical Studies of Hepatic Ery-thropoiesis,” Joseph Urasso, Postdoc¬toral Fellow, 4:30 pm.Lutheran Vespers, Bond Chapel, 5:05 pm.Dinner, with POLIT candidates, Piercetower. 6 pm.Debate, UP-POLIT, recall issue, Thomp¬son house, 7:3o pm.Lecture: “Does Socialism Lead to Dic¬tatorship?”, Peter Allan, Ida Noyes,7:30.Lecture: “Our Hiirh Level Stagnation.”Alvin Hansen, Business East 106,7:45 pm.Smokers: Phi Delta Theta. 5625 Uni¬versity. Psi Upsilon. 5639 University. Next semester, Arizona StaleUniversity (ASU) will offer acourse in student government opento all members of its student gov¬ernment.Two hours of credit toward thebehavioral and social science re¬quirements will be given for thecourse. The class will meet forone hour a week, and studentswill fulfill laboratory requirementsby working in phases of studentgovernment such as senate, com¬mittees, boards, and coucils.The course will be taught byHeinz Hink. who has been work¬ing out details of the program withPresident G. Homer Durham fortwo years. Durham was associatedwith a similar course at the Uni¬versity of Utah before coming doASU. ‘CoBEAUTY SALON/ ExpertPermanent WavingandHair Cuttingby Max and Alfred1350 E. 53rd Sf. 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For Your Trip Home For Spring Interim.For Complete InformationTELEPHONE FI 6-7263PSI UPSILONThursday, Jan. 17th7:30 P.M. Chapter House5639 University HARPERLIQUOR STORE1514 E. 53rd StreetFull line of imported and domesticwines, liquors and beer ot lowestprices.FREE DELIVERYPHONEFA 4=!*™* —76fi»l.My theory on looking for a jobia —Play it big! Shoot forthe top! Go straighl to (hepre* for your interview.I don’t know am presidents. 8. Use your head, man Have yourdad set up appointments withsome of the big shots he knows.Hr s a \eleriaiaruui.a8. Beautiful! Ail you have to dois tyid a president who likesdogs. You’ll have him eating«ut of your hand in no time.I don't know au Kikhowudfrom an Klk. 4 Frankly. I don't know wind else tatell you. You’ve got a problem.It’s not as bad as it seems.My idea is to find out the lianaof the employment managerat the com (>aiiy I’m in I ere sledin Write him a letter telling liinimy qualifications. Spell out myinterests, marks. Simple as that.8. Saw. oould you set soutetbsugfor me at Equitable?I’m not the pc iisidsa^but I’M tea.5. A Tetter to the rvafaupmenl mmnngeeiHo ho ho! You’ve a h>t to learn.Tlieu how come i landed agreat job at Equitable —an executive training spotdial’s iutereating, paysa good salary and has a lotof promise for the future.The Equitable Life Assurance Society of the United States O MMHome Office: 1888 Avenue of the Americas, New York ID, N. Y.See your Placement Officer for the date Kqwtahie'n employment representaduswill be on campus. Or write to WUbam K. Blevins, Employment Manager.The Equitable Life Assurance Society of the United States © 1968Home Office: 1885 Avenue of the Americas, New York 19, N. Y.Make an appointment through your placement office, to seeEquitable's employment representative on (twsart mowtti, day) or write toMr. William E. Blevins, Employment Manager for further information. ftThe Equitable Life Assuraneadoosety of tbe United State* ©1888Home Office: 1885 Avenue of the American, New York 19, N. Y.See your Plaoement Officer for further informationor write to William E. Blevins, Employment Manage*.4 • CHICAGO MAROON • 17, 1463