Beadle schedulesto discuss housing questionPresident Beadle has calledan off-the-record meeting to¬night ill the Quadrangles clubof student, administrationand community leaders to “discussinformally" integration problemsin Hyde Park-Kenwood.The meeting presumably grewout of Beadle’s promise to mem-her* of UC CORE to hold “in¬formal discussions” on the Univer¬sity's racial policy in housing itownsThe full list of persons invitedruns to more than thirty. A num¬ber of those asked were "a bitm>stifled” about what they weresupposed to achieve in such a largegroup.Meeting ineffectiveOne community leader, whoasked that his name be withheldsince the meeting is supposed tobo “informal,” said he felt themeeting was called by the Univer¬sity so no one would feel "it wasnot taking initiative” to solve thehousing controversy.He said such a large groupcould “do no more than eitheragree or disagree on the magni¬tude of the problem. They can’tmake the day to day applications(of policy) necessary" to achieveintegration.ItC CORE, meanwhile, has sentinvitations (o the same group ofpersons for the first “formal dis¬cussion” of the housing situation,to he hold at a later date.Purpose a problem“This additional meeting parti¬cularly mystifies me,” the leadersaid.Others also wondered what to¬night’s meeting was supposed toaccomplish. None of the Univer¬sity personnel or communityleaders believed that integration could be achieved by discussionRather, they felt it could only airthe subject—“a very valuablething,” in the opinion of one ofthe students and most of the com¬munity leaders, but a far cryfrom producing stable integrationin the area surrounding the Uni¬versity.Ray Brown, UC’s vice presidentfor administration, declined tocomment on the meeting “sinceit is off the record.”Students invited generally feltthe meeting would bo valuable be¬cause many of them believe, inline with UC CORE’S position,that the University's presenthousing policy is the biggestblock to integration in University-owned buildings. They reason thata meeting of University, com¬munity and student leaders mightproduce a change in policy whichcould be easily implemented.Leaders state viewsThe community leaders, how¬ever. generally held the opinionthat the University’s policies are“well designed” to achieve integra¬tion in University-owned buildingsand “perhaps in the rest of HydePark-Kenwood,” in the words ofone who was invited. They seeimplementation of the University’spolicy as a “long and difficultprocess,” and hence feel that dis¬cussions cannot achieve much.Beadle’s list of those invited in¬cludes representatives of UCCORE, student government,POLIT, PRO, the faculty commit¬tee lo study University housingpolicies, the South-east Chicagocommission, the Hyde Park-Ken¬wood community conference, theChicago Urban league, the Mayor'scommission on human relations,community religious groups, fourChicago aldermen (including Leon Despres of the 5th ward), staterepresentative Abner Mikua, andMarshal Korshack, the Democra¬tic committeeman from the fifthward, a candidate for the Sanitarydistrict board.In addition, Beadle askedBrown, Dean of Students WarnerWick and Vice President for Busi¬ness William Harrell to join him ■in representing the University. J Snow again at UC.Vol. 70 — No. 62 University of Chicago, Thursday, Feb. 22, 1962 31Bellow speaksDiscusses novelists placeas moral propagandistby Tony QuaglianeSaul Bellow, national bookaward winning novelist, dis¬cussed the traditional demandon authors to take a moralstand in *a lecture last night atBreasted Hall. The lecture wasentitled “The Novelist as Moralist.”Bellow suggested that the educa- Further manifestation of Ame¬rican moralizing, is found in theHoratio Alger series with theirtriumph of puritan ideals, theirattempts to enlist, both God andMammon on the side of theAmericans. A distinct reaction tothese ideals was led by the worksof Fitzgerald, Dreiser and Nath-anal West who preferred to reveal he is also called upon to producefacts. This is the novelist asmoralist’s plight. While other pro¬fessional moralists such as theminister or the psychoanalist haveauthorities to which they canrefer, the novelist has none. As aresult, there has been an increas¬ing tendency for novelists to referthemselves to psychoanalytic auth¬World wide peacedemonstration planned lion of the American writer withrespect to morality, begins withthe aphorism of “Poor Richard’salmanac” together with the super¬ficial moralizing of Whittier and(TPS)—Next spring, col¬lege students throughout theworld may be asked to join ina one-day boycott of classesand other demonstrations as acontinuation of the “Turn To¬ward Peace” movement.Peter Goldmark, head of thestudent peace organization atHarvard and one of the organizersof the massive demonstrations inWashington Friday and Saturday,disclosed plans for the world-wideprotest against nuclear testingand the arms race. University of Chicago StudentGovernment President LeonardFriedman expressed some reser¬vation over the proposal. SaidFriedman, “The .worth of the‘Turn Toward Peace’ suggestionof a large scale boycott of classesseems to me to be substantialonly if indeed it is an effectiveworld-wide protest of the armsrace. There must be a significantnumber of students involved fromall the nations involved in thearms race for the demonstrationto be a practical protest.” Longfellow’. The subsequent worksof Thoreau and Emerson showthat American writers, even attheir dreamiest, are ardent mora¬lists.Whitman moralizesA higher type of moralizing,which is a kind of romanticizing,is found in Whitman’s exhortingthe poets of the democracy tocreate archtypes of American so¬ciety. to create the “ideal men.”When such an exhortation is made,Bellow commented, the poet in¬variably has himself, as the model,in mind. the hollowness of capitalist so¬ciety.Some are negativeToday, the moral stance ofthese decriers of American societyis embodied in the “beats,” andthe moral fines are drawn betweenthe “clean” and the “dirty.” The“clean” or bourgeois moralists callfor strict and innocuous orderingof their lives; theirs is the ideologyof the “nice.” The “dirty," alsomoralistic, want their middle classbrethren to swing a little, and asexamples of the better life, they,like Whitman, point to them¬selves.The writer as moralist mustnot only have affirmations, mustnot only articulate his ideals, but ority for justification.Because a novelist’s aspirationshave been usually a mere endorse¬ment of the status quo, othernovelists have resorted to nega¬tions instead. They prefer toaffirm, as Fiedler said, “a no inthunder.” This destructive tradi¬tion in literature is now associ¬ated with immature youthfulnessand nay-saying, but such authorsturn “withered and cold.” saidBellow.II is therefore necessary thatauthors do not take specific moralstands, for such authors merelysatisfy our civic spirit and rationalmorality, not our aesthetic spirit.Novelists should, like Joyce, callfor aesthetic objectivity, and notfor moral action.Goldmark, who headed a stu¬dent delegation which met withSoviet officials Saturday, said aneffort would be made to getRussian students to join the one-day strike.“Students should challenge then-government to take the iniativeto end the cold war,” said Gold-mark. He added that a date forthe boycott has not been set. butwill be announced later. Other UC students questionedwere more wary of a boycott.One third year student said theboycott might needlessly offendfaculty members. Another thirdyear student explained that “Boy- The greatest decline ill industrial relations, said last labor movement.”cotts of classes don’t affect those . , , • , night. He pointed out that unionpeople dow-n in Washington. They union Biemoersnip nas Of- Seidman spoke before about two growth has been stopped in re-don’t care if we go to school or cured it) those industries dozen members of the University cent years, and that there hasnot .1 don't have anything where unionization is strong- "f C!,ica|0 chap‘e', °r the,J°“n? bef" » b?'h in lbe ?b‘better (than a boycott) to put in Peoples Socialist league (YPSL) solute level ot union membershipits place,” she added. es*» ^oe* Seidman, Professor ol on *^|ie decline of the American and in the proportion of the laborforce w-hich is unionized.Union's decline discussedFederal curriculum work askedFrancis S. Chase, dean ofUC’s graduate school ofeducation, suggested federalparticipation in “imaginativeand continuing efforts at curicu-lum research not only in thesciences but in all the major dis¬ciplines.”Chase, speaking at the annualmeeting of the American associa¬tion of School Administrators inAtlantic City, New Jersey, recom¬mended that the federal govern¬ment assist “in the education ofhighly qualified teachers in eachfield of knowledge.”“The National Science founda¬tion programs have set a pattern which, with minor revisions, canbe applied to English, to historyand other social studies, and toother fields of study,” said Chase.Grants available to groups ofscholars through universities orprofessional organizations, he said,“minimize the danger of federalcontrol while making available toall communities the thinking ofdistinguished scholars and giftedteachers.”In addition Chase advocated tlie“reimbursement of local schoolsfor additional salary paymentsnecessary to add a specified num¬ber of superior teachers,” andfederal support for “experimentalnursery and child care centers to alleviate types of deprivationwhich deter later learning.”Chase said experience in the de¬pression with Works Projects nur¬sery schools “demonstrated thatappropriate preschool experiencescan do much to enable childrenwhose home environments do notpredispose toward learning toprofit from what the school offers.Chase felt that aid could begiven for research on learning andrelated studies.The national influences on edu¬cation in America ar** increasing,said Chase, while the “pockets ofisolation and local resistance tonational trends and influences areas steadily being eliminated.” Refuting the claim that federalaid inevitably leads to undesirablefederal control. Chase said, “if wrelook at the history of coercion inAmerican education, we shall findthat it comes in the worst possiblefoi-m from the actions of extrem¬ist groups which rarely becomedominant nationally but often pre¬vail in certain local communities.”Besides the federal coercionrepresented by court decisionsrespecting equal treatment of citi¬zens, there is another form which“is really persuasion, rather thancoercion, and consists in the in¬ducements represented by theavailability of federal money forapproved programs,” Chase ex¬plained. Workers w-ho have routine re¬petitive tasks to perform havebeen most susceptible to union¬ization, he said, and it is theseworkers w ho tend to be displacedby technological progress.Other factors in the decline ofunion membership cited by Seid¬man included the growing pro¬portion of white collar workers,the growing number of womenworkers, and better treatmentof employees by management.Outlawing of the secondaryboycott ar.d of organizationalpicketing under the Taft Hartleyact has also hampered unionorganizing.However, Seidman sees unionsas a major force in America,pointing to fears that wage in¬creases in excess ol productivityincreases will lead to inflation.“This,” he says, “shows thestrength of unions.”2 • CHICAGO MAROON • Feb. 22, 1962Find drugs which helpprotect against radiationA University scientist who has been working for morethan a decade on the problems of anti-radiation drugs andtherapy announced this week that several hundred com¬pounds have been found which give some protection againstradiation. —SPECIAL PHOTO PROCESSING OFFEROne Week Only Storting Today, February 22, 1962One roll of same type film free with each roll of blackand white No. 120, No. 620 or 35mm. 20 exposure brought infor processing during this period.Iriitg this od with yetUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTORE5802 ELLIS AVE. 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ILLHours: Mon. thru Fri. 8*5 — Sat. 8*12mMtoiitiiimiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiifnmiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiimtiiiiiiiiiiMifiiiiiiiiiKwmm Fifty-Seventh at Kenwood =UNUSUAL FOOD jDELIGHTFULATMOSPHEREPOPULARPRICESSainimiiiiinimmtiimiiiiiiiiimtimHiimiiiimtiiiimmimiiiiiikmimiitniiiiiimiiiiiiiiiimiHiiiimiiimiiimmiK Scholarship tests blastedThree organizations repre¬senting more than 40,000school officials have blastednational and state college ad¬mission and scholarship tests as“dangerous, costly, unfair to stu-John Doull, associate professor *n cutting the lethalness of rad-of pharmacology and assistant *aT*on are themselves deadly todirector of the United States Air human system.Force radiation laboratory at the Such treatments as bone mar-University, summarized work in row transplants and antibioticshis field at the winter conference have also proved helpful to vic-with industrial sponsors of the tims of radiation accidents,basic research program in the Radiation scientists, Doullphysical sciences held on campus pointed out in conclusion, arethis Monday and Tuesday. actually seeking the answers toThe quarterly meetings brief two basic problems. One is theIndustrial and governmental re- question of what precise bio¬search scientists on new develop- chemical or physiological mech-ments. This one was attended by anisms are responsible for themore than thirty scientists from damaging effects radiation pro-both industry and government. duces in a living system, and theOne of the problems of treat- second problem is to find wraysing radiation injury, Doull stated, of preventing radiation injury oris that the drugs most effective of treating it after it occurs. Registration procedureThe procedure for springquarter advance registrationwill be different than it hasbeen in the past. Students wish¬ing to change courses or sec¬tions will be able to do so dur¬ing the tw'o weeks from March5 to 16. Those who have nochanges may register nextw^eek.Previously, two weeks weregiven to those planning nochanges, while students makingchanges were given only onewreek to register.For all students, registrationconsists of four steps: il) ob¬taining registration packets;(2) obtaining approval of re¬gistration from advisers anddeans; (3) submitting com¬pleted and approved packetsto the Registrar; and <4l pay¬ing, or arranging to pay, feesto the Bursar.Undergraduate packets maybe obtained at the Bursar’s of¬fice beginning today.The dates for registration inthe graduate divisions as wellas other information may befound in the Time Schedulefor the Spring quarter whichwas issued yesterday. It maybe obtained at the informationdesk in the Administrationbuilding. dents, and a squeeze on the curri¬culum.’’In a 32-page report entitled“Testing, testing, testing,” theAmerican association of schooladministrators, the council ofchief state school officers, and thenational association of secondaryschool principals recommendedthat local school systems refuse toparticipate in nationally sponsoredtests unless their value can beproved. The report also recommendedthat “equivalency tables” be set'up between the various national 'tests so that a score on one testcould be translated into a scoreon another.The report made no recom¬mendation as to what the idealnumber' of tests is. The fact thatan excess of tests, rather thanparticular tests were being at¬tacked, was emphasized.Goodman to speakAuthor-critic Paul Goodman will lecture at the Orien¬tation board’s Aims of Education program in April, it wasannounced yesterday.The author of “Growing Up Absurd,” “The EmpireCity,” and, most recently, "Utop- —ian Essays and Practical Pro- of the University Seminar onposals,” Goodman has described Problems of interpretation aihimself as “a man of letters in Columbia, univ ersity,the old sense, one who thinks that His main interest is “the hu-the literary pi-ocess itself, the manization of modern technologycriticism of life, adds a new in- and urban life,” he has stated,dispensable element.” Goodman will live in the NewGoodman received his PhD from dormitory during his stay. 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UseFITCH Dandruff RemoverSHAMPOO every week forpositive dandruff control.Keep your hair and scalpreally clean, dandruff-free!ivinv gun UUWI1 meFITCHLEADING MAN’SSHAMPOOHonor Goodspeed MondayEdgar Goodspeed, who came to the University of Chicago in 1893 as a student intheology, became chairman of the New Testament department, and stayed until hisretirement in 1937, will be honored in a memorial service mass Monday at 3 pm inBond chapel.Goodspeed, the foi-mer Ernest D.Burton distinguished service pro¬ collect, decipher, and publishGreek papyri. The Goodspeedpapyrus collection at the Univer¬sity is one of the prime collec¬tions of such documents in thisment under President Williamlessor emeritus of Biblical and Rainey HarPer*Patristic Greek, died of a stroke Within a few years his interestlast month in a rest home in Los shifted to New Testament andAngeles at the age of 90. Patristic Greek. Ernest DeWittGoodspeed was born in Quincy, Burton, who succeeded Harper as country.Illinois, in 1871. He was the son of president, became Goodspced’s t He received his DB from theThomas Wakefield Goodspeed, one counselor. University of Chicago University in 1897 and his PhD inof the six incorporators of the Egyptologist James Henry Breas- 1^98, the same jear he joined theted introduced him to the field of Acuity as a teacher of BiblicalHellenistic papyri and Greek an(* Puristic Greek,papyrology.As a graduate student, Good-speed was the first American toUniversity.He was one of the first stu¬dents to enroll at UC in 1892,registering for advanced researchwork in Semitics and Old Testa-Job OpportunitiesRepresentatives of the following organizations will conductrecruiting interviews at the Office of Vocational Guidance andPlacement. Unless specifically indicated, these interviews are opento students who will be available to accept fulltime employmentbetween now and September 1962. Information describing theseoragnizations, and the positions for which ihey are recruiting,is available for review in the Placement office. Interview appoint¬ments may be arranged through Mr. Calvin, room 200, Reynoldsclub, extension 3284.February 23 — Security First National Bank, Los Angeles,to interview MBA and MA candidates in economics. Alumni pos¬sessing work experience in banking or a related field are also in¬vited to discuss opportunities.February 26 — Armour Research foundation of Illinois Insti¬tute of Technology, Chicago, Illinois; Chicago and Annapolis Mary¬land for mathematicians and statisticians, will interview prospect¬ive graduates at all degree levels in mathematics, physics, statis¬tics, and chemistry (analytical, organic, physical, quantum). Willalso interview graduate students in above disciplines for summeremployment.February 28 — R. R. Donnelley & Sons company, Chicago,Illinois, and Crawfordsville, Indiana, will interview graduates ofany University department for training programs in sales, custo¬mer service, personnel, purchasing, and traffic.March I — Newr York Life Insurance company. New York.N Y. will speak with students in mathematics and statistics for itsActuarial Program. Also offers summer employment in the actua¬rial field to students in above disciplines who will have completedat least two years of academic w'ork by June 1962.March 1 — State of Illinois, division of vocational rehabilita¬tion, Springfield, Illinois, will interview prospective graduates forpositions as disability claims examiner trainees. Special conside¬ration will be given to students, both men and wmon, with majorsin premedical, prelegal, personnel, sociology, political science, oreducation. Applicants must be available to accept employment atthe conclusion of the spring quarter 1962.March 2 — Whirlpool corporation research laboratories, St.Joseph, Michigan, will interview graduate level students in phar¬macology, biochemistry, physiology, microbiology, anjl chemistryfor summer employment.P.J. Mallory & company, laboratory for physical science, Burling¬ton, Massachusetts (suburban Boston) is interested in employinggraduate student in chemistry and physics for summer work. Thelaboratory devotes its efforts to fundamental research in solidstate physics, thin films, and electro-chemistry. Interested stu¬dents should see Mr. Calvin for application instructions. Goodspeed was appointed chair¬man of the department of NewTestament in 1923 'and serveduntil his retirement in 1937.He was most well-known forhis original translation of theNew Testament, The New Testa¬ment : An American Translation,which was completed in 1923 andover the years has sold more thana million copies.Goodspeed was one of ninescholars who worked for fifteenyears on a new translation of theRevised Standard Version of theNew Testament, published in 1946,Later that year his book. How toRead the Bible, became a guidefor beginning Bible readers.During his lifetime he wrote 64books, collaborated on 16 others,and published 189 major articlesand countless book reviews. Afterretirement in 1937, he publisheda book a year.His last work, Matthew—Apostleand Evangelist, was published in1959.After retirement, Goodspeedmoved to Los Angeles and was adeacon of the First Baptistchurch there. He continued towrite and lecture at the Univer¬sity of California at Los Angeles.Today's EventsThursday, 22 FebruaryEpiscopal holy communion: Bond chapel,11 :30 am.Lecture: “Fetal electrocardiography:the present state ot‘ the art,” SaulD. Larks, Dora De Lee hall, 3:30pm.Track meet: UO fre.shmen-sophomoresvs Wriirht junior college, Fieldhouse,4 pm.Meeting: Faculty of the division of thebiological sciences, Billings P-117,4:30 pm.Elementary Hebrew (aleph): Hillel, 4:30pm.Lecture: "Christianity — a force or afarce?” Mr. Currie. Ida Noyes, 7 pm.Lecture: “Peace and the Democraticparty,”. Congressman Wril)iam H,Meyer. (Student peace union),Brested hall, 3 pm, students 50c,adults 75c.Musical: “Pal Joey,” by Rodgers andHart (University theater). Interna¬tional house, 8:30 pan.REMEMBER:for sales,foreign carsalesExcellentopportunities torClub LeadersCamp Counselorsand FieldworkersWork near your homeCALL OR WRITECHICAGO YOUNG JUDAEA72 E. 11th St.Chicago 5. III. 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COTTAGE GROVEHU. 3-8585 On Campus with,Mtc Mian(Author of “J Was a Teen-age Dwarf’, "The ManyLopes of Dobie GiUis”, etc.)THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GOLDERThe academic world, as we all know, is loaded with dignity andethics, with lofty means and exalted ends, with truth and beauty.In such a world a heinous thing like faculty raiding—colleges en¬ticing teachers away from other colleges—ie not even thinkable.However, if the dean of one college happens—purely bychance, mind you—to run into a professor from another college,and the professor happens to remark—just in passing, mind you—that he is discontented with his present position, why, what’*wrong with the dean making the professor an offer? Like theother afternoon, for instance, Dean Sigafoos of GransmirePolytech, finding himself in need of a refreshing cup of oolong,dropped in quite by chance at the Discontented Professor*Exchange where he discovered Professor Stuneroe from theEnglish Department of Kroveny A and M sitting over a pot, oflapsang soochong and shrieking “I Hate Kroveny A and MWSurely there was nothing improper in the dean saying to theprofessor, "Leander, perhaps you’d like to come over to us. Ithink you’ll find our shop A-OK.”(It should be noted here that all English professors are namedLeander, just as all psychics professors are named Fred. AHsociology professors are, of course, named Myron, all veterinarymedicine professors are named Rover, and all German professor*are na ned Hansel and Gretel. All deans, are, of course, namedAttila.)But I digress. Leander, the professor, has just been offered *Job by Attila, the dean, and he replies, "Thank you, but Idon’t think so.”"And I don’t blame you,” says Attila, stoutly. "I under¬stand Kroveny ha6 a fine little library.”"Well, it’s not too bad,” says Leander. "We have 28 volume*in all, including a mint copy of Nancy Drew, Girl Detective ""Very impressive,” says Attila. "Us now, we have 36 millionvolumes, including all of Shakespeare’s first folios and the DeadSea Scrolls.”"Golly whiskers,” says Leander."But of course,” says Attila, "you don’t want to leaveKroveny where, I am told, working conditions are tickety-boo.”"Oh, they’re not too bad,” says Leander. "I teach 18 hour*of English, 11 hours of optometry, 6 hours of forestry, coach thefencing team, and walk Proxy’s cat twice a day.”"A full, rich life,” says Attila. "At our school you’d be some¬what less active. You’d teach one class a week, limited to four Astudents. As to salary, you’d start at $50,000 a year, withretirement at full pay upon reaching age 29."frexy'j face 3 igfi *I"Sir,” says Leander, "your offer is most fair but you mustunderstand that 1 owe a certain loyalty to Kroveny.”“I not only understand, I applaud,” says Attila. “But beforeyou make a final decision, let me tell you one thing more. Wesupply Marlboro cigarettes to our faculty—all you want at alltimes.”"Gloryosky!” cries Leander, bounding to his feet. “\ou meanMarlboro, the filter cigarette with the unfiltered taste—Marlboro, the cigarette with better makin’s — Marllxiro thatcomes to you in pack or box—Marlboro that gives you such *lot to like?”"Yep,” says Attila, “that’s the Marlboro I mean.”"I am yours,” cries Leander, wringing the Dean’s band.J‘Where do I sign?”"At the quarry,” replies Attila. "Frankly, we don’t trustpaper contracts any more. We chisel them in marble.”* * * ^ © 1962 Mtl ShtilouwStonecutters cut it in stone, woodcutters cut it in irood,seamstresses embroider it in doilies: you get a lot to likein a Marlboro—filter, flavor, pack or box.SCANDINAVIAN IMPORTSHOME OF MULTIFORM — THE UNIQUE STORAGE UNITS1542 EAST 57th STREETOpen Daily 12 noon to 8 p.m.PIZZASFor The Price OfNICKY’S1235 I. 55th NO 7-9063, MU 4-4780Feb. 22. 1962 • CHICAGO MAROON • 3Former congressman will lecture tonight• Paintings • Prints• Framing • Restoration1168 E. 55th St.288 • 5645REMEMBER:_jr_l for service,foreign corhospital3 Wear Contact XenJeibyDr. Kurt RosenbaumOptometrist1132 E. 55th St. HY 3-8372ot University Ave. Its what's up front that countsR J. Reynold! Tobacco Co.. Winston-Salem, N. C.THE GALLERYWilliam H. Meyer, formerUS Congressman from Ver¬mont, will speak tonight on“Peace and the Democraticparty.” The speech will be inBreasted hall at 8 pm. and issponsored by the Student Peaceunion.Meyer ran for Congress on aplatform advocating an end tocompulsory military service, thediversion of a substantial part ofthe military budget to non-mili¬tary foreign aid and domestic ex¬penses, and a greater effort fordisarmament.He was the first Democratelected to federal office in Ver¬mont in 106 years. In his twoyears in Congress, besides oppos¬ing renewal of required militaryservice and the military budget.Meyer led action in the House ofRepresentatives to prevent theUnited States from placingnuclear weapons on foreign soil.He was defeated for re-electionin 1960. but ran ahead of Kennedyin Vermont.He is a national sponsor of thecommittee for a sane nuclearpolicy, and chairman of the NewEngland council ot the UnitedWorld Federalists.Gets honorary fellowshipIn recognition of-his “great con-tribution to anthropologicalscience, notably in the field of so¬cial anthropology.” Fred R. Egganhas been elected to an honoraryfellowship of the Royal Anthro¬ pological institute of Great Bri¬tain and Ireland.The 55-year-old professor andchairman of UC’s department ofanthropology is an authority onthe social organization of Ameri¬can Indians and also on the peo¬ples of the Philippines.Chauncy Harris electedto geographical societyProfessor of geographyChauncy D. Harris has beenelected to the Council of theAmerican Geographical so¬ciety.Harris is an authority on urbanand economic geography. He haspublished studies on the growthand functions of Russian cities and their ethnic competition, on Sovietindustrial resources, and on Rus¬sian agricultural programs and re¬sources.The 48-year-old former Dean ofthe University’s division of the so¬cial sciences joined the faculty in1943.Anti-Nazi protest rallyplanned for SundayA mass rally is planned toprotest the reappointment ofAdolph Heusinger as chair¬man of the permanent mili¬tary committee of the North At¬lantic Treaty organization (NA¬TO). *The rally sponsored by the Chi¬cago Anti-Adolph Heusinger com-FOTA offers prizesMiss UC votingToday is the first day to votefor Miss UC, Washington promqueen. Ballot boxes are inMandel corridor and Cobb halland will be in the dining roomsof the dormitories tonight. Contests in art and poetrywill be held next quarterunder the auspices of the Fes¬tival of the Arts committee.AH students registered for springquarter on the quadrangles areeligible.An art competition will awardprizes in oils, watercolors, gra¬phics. and sculpture, with a firstprize of $50. a second of $25. andhonorable mentions being givenin each category at the discretionof the jury.The President’s prize of $50will be awarded for a print rep¬resenting campus life, and theprize winner will be reproduced.Information about both theseart contests can be obtained fromApril Schwartz, New dorm. Prizes of $25 for first place and$10 for second will be awardedin each of two categories inphotography: black and white,and color. Chris Peeples, Inter¬national house, has additional in¬formation.Two poetry contests are beingsponsored by the English depart¬ment. The Florence Adamspoetry reading contest annuallyawards prizes of $125 for first,$100 for second. $75 for third, and$50 for fourth. Students wishingto compete must register by April17 in the English office, Wieboldt,205. The American Academy ofPoets prize offers $100 for apoem or group of poems. Furtherinformation may be obtained inthe English office. mittee fCAHO, will be heldSunday at Chicago’s Hotel Sher¬man. Clark and Randolph streets,at 7:30 pm.CAHC charges that Heusingerwas Adolph Hitler’s planning chief,and is guilty of “crimes againsthumanity, war crimes and atroci¬ties,” and is thus unfit to holdNATO office.General Hugh Hester is to bethe major spokesman for the “pro¬secution” of Heusinger. CAHC listsSenator Wayne Morse (D-Ore.).Kenneth Keating (R-NYt. andEverett Dirksen (D-Ill.) as sup¬porters of the “Prosecution.”Blackfriars announcestryouts for spring showThe University of Chica¬go’s Blackfriars have an¬nounced tryout dates fortheir spring quarter product¬ion of "Sing Out Sweet Rock,” anoriginal musical comedy by RobertReiser and Marty Rabinowitz withmusic by Mel Rosen, Ken Pierce,and Bob Applebaum.Tryouts will be held in the Rey¬nolds club south lounge Tuesday,February 27, Wednesday. Febru¬ary 28. and Thursday, March 1.from 7:30 - 10 pm, and again on Saturday, March 3 from 2 to 5 pni.The Reiser, Rosen, Rabinowitz,Applebaum, and Pierce musical in¬volves the rise and fall of a rock-and-roll singer who is caught inthe vicissitudes of the nation’schanging tastes. According to Rei¬ser the script calls for severalcompetent male and female leads,“first-rate” comics, dancers andchorus singers.Rehearsals will start at the be¬ginning of the spring quarter andperformance dates will be April27. 28, 29, the weekend closing theFestival of Arts.SS choir seeks singersSingers interested in par¬ticipating in a spring concertincluding Handel’s “JudasMaccabeus” are invited tocontact F. Archer, chairman ofthe combined South Side choirwhich is now rehearsing for theperformance.Archer can be reached at 5477Cornell (MI 3-0402» or on Sun¬days at the First Universalislchurch, 83 and Ingleside, wherethe concert will be held.. TheThe choir is under the directionof Max Janowski, 8252 Wood-lawn.DR. A. ZIMBLER, OptometristfN THENEW HYDE PARK SHOPPING CENTER1510 E. 55th St. DO 3-7644EYE EXAMINATIONSPRESCRIPTIONS FILLED CONTACT LENSESNEWEST STYLING IN FRAMES* STUDENT DISCOUNTMORTONSBEAUTY SALON5100 S. 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