Abandon Loop centerIT’s Downtown center willj,c abandoned and the adulteducation program moved tothe quadrangles. In a motionpassed recently by the boardof trustees a recommenda¬tion by president George Beadleasking improvement of the adulteducation program was approved.The new program goes into ef¬fect in June, when UC must va¬cate the downtown building. Thebuilding ws sold to the city ofChicago for use as a junior col¬lege. Until then the center’s pro¬gram will continue as usual, ac¬cording to UC administrators.Announcing the change, Glenl.loyd. chairman of UC’s board oftrustees, said. “The trustees ap¬prove and endorse the President'sdesire to improve and strengthenadult education. It is difficult tomention any other aspect of edu¬cation today that is more impor¬tant and requires more attention. “Our goal - strengthening adulteducation - is clear and not subjectto variation; but the means cho¬sen to accomplish this goal mustalways be flexible and subject torevision in the light of experience.The steps we are about to takemust be considered experimental.If they do not move us toward ourgoal, we must be ready to abandonor revise them and seek othersteps.”In proposing his changes, Beadlecited three basic goals for theadult education program. The Pre¬sident said the goals should be:1. “To bring the scholarly ef¬forts of the University of Chicagodirectly to the adult public to fostera better understanding of the roleof learning in the world of today,and to further the impact of theUniversity on the problems of thecommunity.”2. “To serve both as a modelfor these other institutions whichwish to carry on adult educationUC left mansionA $500,000 estate which In¬cludes one of the ante-bellumshowplaces of the nation,D’Evereux hall in Natchez,Mississippi, has been left tothe University of Chicago bya retired Chicago high schoolFrench teacher.Myra Virginia Smith, who de¬voted 35 of her 80 years restoringD’Evereux hall to its originalgrandeur, requested that thefunds from her estate be used toestablish six scholarship funds atUC, honoring the memory of herparents,, her brother, and herself.In addition to 56.03 acreD’Evereux, Miss Smith’s estateincluded; a 400-acre cotton plan¬tation near Charleston, Mississip¬pi, known as “Skyband;” one-halfinterest in a 1000 acre propertyadjoining “Skyland" and knownas “Idalia;” and eleven acres ofso-called mountain properly nearHat Cave, North Carolina.Miss Smith, who died onAugust 23, also. left $273,191 instocks and bonds and $65,728 incash.She bought the 14L-year-oldmansion in 1925, when it was insuch disrepair that even itinerantfarmers refused to rent it.D’Evereux was built by awealthy cotton broker, WilliamSt. John Elliot. It suffered dur¬ing the Civil war and its after-math; at one time federal troop¬ers were billeted on its grounds.When Elliot’s widow died in1871, the mansion’s decline began,reaching such depts that attimes farm horses were billetedin its halls.D’Evereux, gray and neglected,became known in its communityas “The Haunted House.”Through the years, an old super¬stition about the ghosts of twoYankee soldiers who were hangedon the grounds had been re¬peated.From 1925 until she retiredfrom her teaching position at Scnn high school in 1941, MissSmith spent her summers andholidays in Natchez, working onD’Evereux’s restoration. In 1941,she joined her brother and hiswife, in permanent residence atD’Evereux.Miss Smith became active inthe Natchez community, havinghelped found its public libraiy,and serving as president of itsboard.D’Evereux has become a majorattraction of the Natchez Pil¬grimage. The Pilgrimage is aperiod (in 1962 from March 3through April 1) during whichthe grand ante-bellum homes inthe area are opened to the pub¬lic.During this pilgrimage, MissSmith in an ante-bellum gownwould personally greet from 400to 1200 visitors a day. The man¬sion today, as seen by the thou¬sands who throng Natchez ateach annual pilgrimage, is a re¬storation of D’Evereux as it wasbuilt in 1840 by James Hardy, aprominent architect of the period.One of the prominent guests atNatchez was Henry Clay, forwhom a magnificent ball wasgiven there during Clay’s presi¬dential campaign. Once a servantmistook Clay for a tramp andset the dogs upon him.In her will, Miss Smith stipu¬lated that each scholarship re¬cipient will receive the followingletter:“This scholarship, entitling youfor one academic year to theprivileges offered by The Uni¬versity of Chicago, has beengiven you by Myra VirginiaSmith, honoring the memory ofher parents, A. J. and Lillie V.Smith (or of her brother, Dr.Raymond Tiliotson Smith, as thecase may be), to encourage andassist you in developing thequalities of a scholar . . .“An appreciation of the duty efforts and as a research resourcefor those who wish to study prob¬lems of adult education at firsthand.”3.“To continue the University’scommitment to adult education byproviding educational opportunityfor adults who are capable ofhandling university - level educa¬tion but who, for various reasons,have not been able to carry onuniversity work under normal day¬time routines.”Abandonment of the Downtowncenter has been discussed at UCfor several years. A 1959 reportof a three man committee first recommended moving the adulteducation program-back to campus.A new study of the problems ofadult education was conductedthis year by John Wilson, specialassistant to the President. Wilsonstudied all aspects of the problem,including the cost of operation,long a point of controversy. It isestimated by UC officials that theUniversity could save 91% ofmoney used on rent by moving theoperation to the main campus.Objections to the program at theDowntown center have been heardincreasingly of late. It is held bymany individuals that the qualityof the center’s courses is hampered by the lack of a permanent fa¬culty and failure to develop anarticulate program.A UC committee has beenformed to recommend men capableof serving as director of the adulteducation program. According toFrancis Chase, dean of the gra¬duate school of education andchairman of the committee thepast would not correspond exactlywith any now in existence.The new director will work withthe separate departments andschools in deciding what is neededin each field of adult education.The new director will be responsi-(continued on page 2)Vol. 70 — No. 33 University Of Chicago, Wednesday. Jan. 3, 1962 -•«$» 31Albert new phy sci deanA. Adrian Albert has beenappointed dean of the divisionof physical sciences at UC.Albert, the Eliakim HastingsMoose distinguished serviceprofessor at UC has beenchairman of the department ofmathematics since 1958.He succeeds William H. Zach¬ariasen, professor of physics, oneof the world’s foremost authori¬ties on the use of x-rays to studythe crystal structure of matter.Zachariasen resigned to devoteTull time to research. lie becamedean in 1959.in Dixieof participating in local stale, andfederal governments at least tothe extent of thoughtful exerciseof the right to vote.“It is inevitable that, In propor¬tion to the extent you developthese qualities, your life will be¬come richer and lasting benefitswill accrue to others.”Scholarships are to go to stu¬dents from the following places:Sedalia, Missouri, where MissSmith’s father served as super¬intendent of schools.Springfield, Illinois, where bothof her parents once taught schooland where her father was schoolsuperintendent.Senn High School in Chicago,where Miss Smith taught.Fort Smith, Arkansas, whereher brother was a physician.Natchez, Mississippi, where Dr.Smith practiced medicine andwhere Miss Smith lived.Selection of the scholarship re¬cipient is to be made by the su¬perintendent of the respectiveschool system.Walter Johnson . Albert, who is 56. holds threedegrees from UC, having re¬ceived his Ph.D. in 1928. He be¬came professor of mathematicshere in 1931.President Beadle said: “The di¬vision of the physical sciences hassince the founding of the uni¬versity been one of our greatstrengths. The nation’s first threeNobel prize winners in physics—Albert A. Michelson, RobertMillikan, and Arthur H. Compton—\veic .members pf the faculty. And in all there have been noless than 13 Nobel prize associa¬tions in this blanch of the uni¬versity.“For almost three years, Wil¬liam H. Zachariasen has carriedthe responsibilities of this divi¬sion and he has now asked thathe be relieved of his administra¬tive duties in order to return tothe laboratory to continue hisresearch work. We extend to himour deepest appreciation for ajob well done." »division of physicalsciences.Johnson gets chairWalter Johnson, formerdepartment, has been namedprofessor of history.The 45 year old Johnsonmodern American history, onwhich he has written several books.In 1952 he was chairman of themovement that drafted Adlai Ste¬venson as presidential candidate,and in 1953 accompanied Steven¬son on a trip around the world.Johnson has been active in localand state as well as in nationalpolitics. In the 1940’s he ran un¬successfully for Fifth ward aider-man, and served as campaign man¬ager for Paul Douglas in his 1942campaign for a congressional seat.In addition to his service at UC,Johnson lectured at several otheruniversities. In 1957 he served asHarmsworth professor of Ameri¬can history at Oxford university. chairman of UC’s historyPreston and Stirling Mortonis a specialist in the field ofJohnson’s latest book is a studyof the persidency entitled 1600Pennsylvania Avenue, In additionhe has written William AllenWhite’s Ameriea, The UnitedStates: Experiment in Demoera-cy, and How We Drafted AdlaiStevenson.The new name professor did hisundergraduate work at Dartmouthcollege, and received both his MAand PhD at UC. He has been amember of the faculty here forsome twenty years, holding thechairmanship of the history de¬partment from 1950 until lastspring when he was succeeded bythe department’s present chair¬man, William McNeill.ijJtjgf I'{y. - \ /Downtown move is praised Phoenix for saleThe impending reorganiza- cation. It was one of the most im- into increased contact with thetion of UC’s adult education portant priciples in the educa- course of instruction,program could prove to be the tional philosophy of William Rain- jg posable, as uc administra-shot in the arm that has long should tors have P°intcd out' *hat enro11 The first issue of the (sic) Negro and the NorthernPhoenix for 1061-62 entitled Liberal” 3,1 interview withI noemx lor looi oz, enuueu Jerome Boime> a graduate student“Chicago—A Raisin in the in the department of politicalSun ” is devoted primarily to science, and Negro Politics in* *7**° University, that universities should ~ r ’’ ' oun, is> ue _ P y Chicago” by Read Murravbeen needed at the University, deal with the problems of indivi- men in the adult educaion pro- the race problem m Chicago and y‘For many years now the duals who have completed their gram will drop at least tempora- in the North in general. In addition there is an inter¬program of the downtown center formal training. rily, due to the inaccessability of The magazine includes articles V1CW with writer Ralph Ellison, athe Quadrangles. But it is a re- entitled "Discrimination in the review of James Q. Wilson’sfreshing change to see this super- Courts of Chicago” by Godfrey b°ok Negro Politics: The Searchficial consideration rejected for Gamili Ibom, a Nigerian immi- (°r Leadership by^ Murray Batt,the sake of the more important grant employed by the Chicago an(^ an article by George Rawick,goal of educational excellence. Transit authority; "The White a former instructor at UC, whichhas suffered under several extrem¬ely difficult handicaps. The centerhas never been an "autonomous”unit - one empowered to awarddegrees. It has never been able toengage a permanent faculty and.in addition, has never producedany original research.Moreover, the center has been acontinuing financial laibility. Bothrent and maintenance of the cen¬ter’s 64 east Lake street headquar¬ters have proved a tremendous fi¬nancial liability to UC’s alreadytight budget.UC has, since its inception, been The question now being decid¬ed by the administration and theboard of trustees is not whetherthe University should deal withthe problems of adult education,but rather how the university canbest approach these problems.Moving adult education back tothe Quadrangles, the decision fi-mily effective'program. Full time 161 advanced degrees at the that have giyen thrustand jalucUC faculty members will be much University’s 295th convoca-more willing, under the presentarrangement, to teach adult edu- lon ceremony-cation courses. The divisions and The ceremony took place in discusses a new political journal,New Politics.The Phoenix also includes twostories, six poems and an eightpage pictorial dialogue of childrenat play in a Hyde Park apartmentcourtyard, done by Danny Lyon,to our revolutionary heritage.” In a According to Editor Robertw'orld of change, he said, the indi- Limb, each issue of the PhoenixHesburgh addresses 211 graduatesPresident George Beadle In his speech, Hesburgh stressedconferred 50 bachelors and “the spiritual unchanging valuesa pioneer in the field of adult edu- professional schools will be brought Bockefcnei. chapel on December15.EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUTTHE GREAT IDEAS OF TODAYedited by Robert M. Hutchins and Mortimer J. Adler$8.95Seeks to focus the wisdom of the great books and the light ofthe great ideas on the urgent problems of today. Don’t missthis vital application of great thinking to current affairs. The Reverend Theodore M. Hes¬burgh, CSC, president of the Uni¬versity of Notre Dame, deliveredthe convocation address, "Changeand the changeless.” vidual and the nation must rely onchangeless values for direction andguidance, he said.Hesburgh expressed the hopethat the "changeless” realities willhelp distinguish the meaningfulfrom the chaotic in the changesthat modern man experiencesdaily so that man can diminishthe grimness of his future.SCANDINAVIAN IMPORTSHOME OF MULTIFORM — THE UNIQUE STORAGE UNITS1542 EAST 57th STREETOpen Daily 12 noon to 8 p.m.ifrsstDiaD 000ooo Some say we go overboard, the length?we go to in testing Ford-built cars at"Hurricane Road”—our wind-and-weather lab in Dearborn, Michigan.'And for practical purposes—we do.You might call it “testing in depth."Ford scientists and engineers havedevised a gigantic test tunnel thatcreates monsoon rains and tornadicwinds in a matter of minutes. Supersun lamps boost temperatures from 20below to 160 above zero. Fog anddrizzle, snow and sleet—all at the twistof dials. Huge cylinders beneath test-'car wheels imitate every kind of road:from flat, smooth turnpike to ruttedmountain trail.Out of it all comes knowledge of how tobuild better cars—cars that are built tolast longer, require less care, and retaintheir value better. This constant aimingfor perfection is just one more way inwhich research and engineering areearning for Ford Motor Company itsplace of leadership.MOTOR COMPANYThe American Road, Dearborn, MichiganPRODUCTS FOR THt AMERICAN ROAD • THE FASH• INDUSTRY • AND THE ASE OF SPACS will be "a symposium centered ona single topic.” The next issuewill explore the consequences ofdisarmament. The fall publicationis now on sale at local bookstoresfor 35 cents.»Beadle HonoredPresident George W. Beadlewas recently presented with a$1,000 award by the Nutritionfoundation.The awrard was "for fundamen¬tal discoveries of chemical andnutritional relationships in thescience of genetics, and forinspirational leadership in highereducation.”Beadle won a 1958 Nobel prizefor his work in genetics.Center movedcontinued from page oneble for the regulation of UC tele¬vision programs, the home-studyprogram, the center for continuingeducation, and all other aspects ofthe adult education program.The committee has already sub¬mitted a list of names to Presi¬dent Beadle, but no decision hasyet been made.Serving on the committee withChase are Cyril Houle, formerdean of the Downtown center;William Doyle, former associatedean of the division of biologicalsciences; Alan Simpson, dean ofthe College, and Napier Wilt, deanof the humanities division.According to Chase, the pur¬pose of the reorganization is to"bring new pioneeering in the fieldof adult education.”UC was a leader in the fieldfrom its inception. William RaineyHarper, first President of the Uni¬versity w'as a great beliver inadult education, establishing theLoop center as the first institutionof its kind in the country. Sincethen four other institutions havebeen founded in the Loop, Roose¬velt, Northwestern, Loyola, andDePaul universities, and the four-year extension of the Universityof Illinois will be built soon.ClassifiedProfessors and Students: Give your¬self and family a wonderful Christmasirift. Spacious 9-room apartment, newlydecorated, double plumbing and newkitchen. Close to U of C. See at 5535S. Kenwood, after 2:30 pm. Mr. RufusBaehr.Traveling to U. California at Berkeleyabout Jan. 15. Could go through L.A.Tom Keifer, NE 1-2102, evenings.• . . George got all A's laot quarter.— GeorgeW.K.—Go Home.—The Big P.Come on silly, smile hey!—The gnome.MODEL CAMERAWe have one of the finestselections of photographicequipment on the south side.1342 E. 55th HY 3-9259REMEMBER:for service,foreign carhospital• CHICAGO MAROON * Jan. 3. 19622Mew Maroonstaff membersare welcomeMembership on the Maroonis still open, according toeditor Jay Greenberg. “Wewelcome new members to helpin the many facets of producing adaily newspaper,” he said.Positions are open on theeditorial, business and productionstaffs.Editorial staff members includereporters, who find news storiesrelating to the campus, andwho cover campus, national andcity events. A reporter’s job mayinclude rewriting press releases,attending lectures, interviewingnoted personalities, writing fea¬tures, and reading newspapersfrom other colleges and universi¬ties.The business staff solicits ad¬vertisements for the Maroon, aidsin circulation, bookkeeping andcorrespondence.Production work includes copy¬reading, rewriting stories, writingheadlines, layout and dummyingwork.| Calendar of eventsWednesday, 3 JanuaryCarillon recital, Rockefeller Memorialchapel, 5 pm, Daniel Robbins, Uni¬versity carillonneur.Episcopal evensong, Bond clvapel, 5:06pm.English class, International house, roomB. 6:30-8:30 pm.Registration for winter quarter con¬tinues.North house coffee hour: 9 to 11 pm. Time schedule changes announcedYK7U . ^ xWhere room isCourse No. Sec.BIOPSY 303 01BUS 311 011HVNT 438 01DIVNT 531 01LOON 306 01El >UC 391 91GEOG 331 01HIST 464 01HUM DEV 407 01HUM 202 01HUM 280 01 (JAPAN 302 01JAPAN 385 01PHILOS 330 01PHILOS 337 01PHILOS 352 01PHY SCI 122 01PSYCHO 203 21 <PSYCHO 300 01PSYCHO 303 01PSYCHO 356 01PSYCHO 381 01SOCIOL 343 01SOCIOL 413 01SOCIOL 451SOCIOL 498STAT 352 01ANTI1RO 548 01ANTHRO 559 01BUS 316 01BUS 450 01 (Lecture)(Lab) LocationAb 101S 208S 406SS 106J 111SS 122OR 209CL 10CL 11S 207AB 101AB 101J 1116767 DrexelBE 9\ BE 103J 111LOCATION CHANGESC 101BE 24BE 16BE 107 change.Time2 WF10:30-12 MWF4:30 MWF3:30-5 TT8:30-10 TT6:15-9 W2-2:30 TT2:30 MWF10-11:30 TT11:30 Tu3:30 Th11:30 MWF8:30 MWF2:30 MWF3:30-5:30 M3:30-5:30 F12:30-3:30 Th3:30-5 Tu F(Lecture & Lab)3:30-5 MW2 WF11:30-1 TT10-11:30 TT1:30-3 TT4-5:30 MW3-5 Tu10-11:30 TT8:30 MWF CHEM 106 Lecture E 133 & AB 101ECON 301 01 SS 108ECON 460 01 C 107FRENCH 312 01 Wb 101GEOPHY 268 01 Ro 26PHY SCI 105 31 (Lab) Sfl 3POL SCI 352 01 SS 302SSA 340 01 C 402SSA 361 01 C 110SSA 451 01 C 308SOC TH 351 01 SS 106SOCIOL 244 01 SS 122SOCIOL 344 01 SS 122SOCIOL 382 01 5720 WoodlawnSOCIOL 410 01 Ro 28SPAN 211 S 208(CANCELLED COURSES)*BUS 571 01DIV OT 437 01DIV CH 455 01GEOG 387 01HIST 451 01HIST 496 01HIST 509 01LBR SC 396 01 —LING 268 01 ^“Number in error should beMED 384 01PHILOS 312 01PHY SCI 105 72SOC SCI 116 11SOC SCI 122 - 91SOCIOL 336 01SOCIOL 450 01—A student who has already registeredcourse, must officially ‘drop’ it from his 267)for a cancelledschedule.BOB NELSON MOTORSIMPORT SERVICESPECIALISTS HAS‘DAVE” MURRAYSERVICE6038-40 S. CottageGroveMI 3-4500 dark theatre dark & madisonfr. 2-284550c Lfor collegestudents7) tito gobi in 2operas: rigolettowith anna mariacanalepagliacci with ginalollobrigida14) both from johnhuston: bogart.lorre, s. greenstreetmaltese falconbogart, w. hustontreasure of the sier¬ra madre” Ironicsearch for gold •21) eec'l parker"pure hell of st. tri-nian’s . . Rioutoustale of British girls’school"love & the french-woman , . french"kinsey report" . .In 7 episodes.28) marx brothersfilms! "a nite atthe opera” "hell •breaks loose” at themet.“go west’* ...And "on the range" jan. l‘‘boy who stolea million" Spanishcrimej. wayne, 1. harveyr. widmark "alamo”texas’ fight for free¬dom.8) b. lee she walksby nite . . Tycoonsgo after gal who‘knows too much’aldo ray four des¬perate men water¬front drama15) g. montgomerysteel claw guerrillasin the phillipinesblueprint for rob¬bery . . Anatonmyof a crime22) e. walker loneranger & lost cityof gold action west¬ernthe last time i sawarchierobert mitchumg. i. comedy29) simone signoretgina . . story of a"tart"I. caron, g. peppardsubterraneans jackkerouac’s beatniknovel 2) k. scott piratesof tortugalusty action filmd. darcel, c. romero7 women from hellwomen held priso-soncra by japs9) r. taylor, j. lon-don saddle the windgunfighter tries totame wild brothervictor maturehannibal16) v. heflin nakedand the deadgreat war novela. murphy drumsacross the rivercowboys and injunstangle23) james garnerup periscope!undersea actiona. murphy ride acrooked trailgunfighter assumesdead man’s identity30) r. conteraging tidekiller hides out atseaj. saxon, e. williamsunguarded momentteacher is attackedby Btudent 3) j. hunter, w.strode “sgt.rutledge” (negrog.i. on trial forrape-murder)van heflin"under 10 flags"(saga of nazi ‘ghostraider’)10) v, mature, d.dors "the longhaul" (truckingdrama)g. kelly, natallewood "marjoriemorningstar” (girltries to crash broad-way stage)17)' perkins, palance"the lonely man”(gunfighter battlesfor son’s respect)a. ladd "Santiago”(gun-running inCuban war vs.spain)24) s. pokier"all the young men"(negro noncomtakes over platoon)"battle of the coralsea” (key navalaction)3t) s. cochran, 1.milan "I, mobster"(story of a "hood”)james cagney’s"short cut to hell”(career of a profes¬sional killer) 4) e. gable, e.parker "king and4 queens” (cowboyalone with fourgals)d. reynolds "thishappy feeling"(may-decomber"romance”)11) a. murphy, sdee "wild andinnocent" (‘dif¬ferent’ western)robert mitchum“the angry hills”(with the greek“underground")18) jeffrey hunter"count 5 and die"(spies fake inva¬sion)m. britt, c. jurgens“the blue angel”(professor falls fornight-club singer)25) j. gavin "atime to love & atime to die" (insidewartime germany)r. calhoun, a. francis“the hired gun”(colorful western) 5) d, kaye, b,crosby "whiteChristmas" (irvingberlin musical)n. eddy, j. m’donald“naughty marietta”(victor herbertoperetta)12) r. burr, m. hyer“desire in the dust”(love and lust inthe south)k. douglas, k,novak "strangerswhen we meet”(backstreetadultery)19) a. quinn, 1.turner “portrait inblack" (illicit loveleads to murder)d. bogarde "thewind cannot read"(eurasian romance)26) r. preston“dark at the top ofthe stairs" (touch¬ing drama of life in20’s)p. newman “rallyround the flag,boys” (hilariousstory of ‘subur¬bia’) 6) b. lair "the 2ndgreatest sex"(musical parody of"lysistrata”)sinatra, chevalier,jourdan, mclaine"can-can” (srpicyParisian musical)13) w. pidgeon"voyage to thebottom of the sea"(adventure fantasy)widmark, j. stewart“2 rode together”(big-scale western)20) k. douglas"town without pity”(g.i.’s on trial forrape in Germany)r. widmark"secret ways"(espionage inhungary)27) vie morrow"portrait of amobster (life of"dutch" schultz)d. jannson, m.rooney "king of theroaring 20’s”(story of amoldrothstein)• open 7:30 «.m. late show 3 a.m.• different double feature daily0 Sunday Film Guild• write in for free program guide• little gal-tery for gals only0 every friday is laides day all galsadmitted for only 25c• dark parking - 1 door south4 hours SSc after 5 p.m.•ZBZBZBrBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBzazBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBzNEW TEXT BOOKS USEDSTUDENT SUPPLIESFOUNTAIN PENS — NOTE BOOKS-STATIONERY-LAUNDRY GASESTYPEWRITERS sold —rented—repairedPOSTAL STATION RENTAL LIBRARYWOODWORTH’SBOOKSTORE1311 EAST S7lh STREET2 BLOCKS EAST Sf MANDEL BALLSTORE HOURS: DAILY 8:00 A.M. to 6:00 P.M. . . . EVENINGS—Monday, Wednesday, Friday te 9:00P.M. — ft■ BMIBIIIBIfBIIBHBIfBIfIb11BIfIIBIIBIIBIIBIIBIIBIIBIfBMsIIBIIBIIBIfBIIBIIIBIIIBIIBIIBIIMMMBIIBIIBIIIIBIIBIIBIIBIIBIIBIIZt?tZBZB=B=BZBZB=BZBZB=B=BZB=B=BZBZB=BZB=BZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZB=BZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBJan. 3. 1962 • CHICAGO MAROON 3^ppREMEMBER:for sales,foreign carsales CHANGE TO LUCKIES and get some taste for a change!M- r.oh Product of c/&idm&ugcin c/cFrcieeo-^orrysuny--—- c/v&uxo is our middle nameJewrors favor lotke in Hanukkah trialby Laura Godofskyand Suzy GoldbergNoted political scientistHerman Finer recently deliv¬ered a poetic oration indefense of a “toothsome,virile/' being, as a longstand¬ing. heated controversyreadied its annual climax.At Hillel foundation’s 16thHannukkah symposium, a “trial byJewry,” “unbiased” presiding jus¬tice Finer was the sole supporterof the hamantash, a triangularpastry filled with prunes andpoppy seeds and eaten on thePurim festival.The lotke, its circular, flatpotato pancake opponent, which iseaten on Hannukkah, was de¬fended by the remaining membersof the court.Before historical, literary, andemotional (i.e. psychological) testi¬monies on behalf of the lotke weresubmitted, Harry Kalven, profes¬sor of law, with a traditionalamount of popycock and bull evi¬dence. showed that the law con¬tained issues relevant to the case.Kalven first related the trialto anti-semitism: “the law con¬stantly speaks of the pettyJewry, in contrast to the grandJewry.”Turning to the law for “guid¬ance,” Kalven, “since we are inthe general area of bakery law,”looked “first to the great field oftorts.” He asked provocatively:“Is either the lotke or the haman¬tash classified by the law as atort?”He also sought the lotke andthe hamantash in legal digests,but discovered that they aren’t in¬dexed. From this he concluded“that in the law’s view, the lotkeand the hamantash cannot be di¬gested—they remain indigestible.”Seeking information from analy¬sis of officials’ behavior, Kalvenproduced another “important in¬sight” — that “a policeman’slotke is not a happy one.”Leon Carnovsky, professor inthe graduate library school, illus¬trated tire superiority of the lotkein “an approach through biblio¬graphy.”His first source was the Bookof Genisis. “One good man wassaved when Sodom and Gomorrahwere destroyed; this man wasLot,” Carnovsky explained. AsLot's wife was leaving the citywith him, just before she turnedaround and was turned into apillar of salt, she cried out to herhusband: “Lotke.”Carnovsky supported his argu¬ment with four literary works:“Essay Concerning Human Under¬standing,” by John Lotke; TheSurvival of the Fattest; Hoteakesor Lotcakes? by Irving Darwin;The Original Dead Sea Rolls, byYigdael Yadin; and The quest foruncertainty: Lotke or Hatnan-tashen? by John Latham.Carnovsky ^concluded his casewith evidence from the “original”version of Alice and Wonderland,which he found in the archives ofHebrew university. According tothis “x'eal source,” Old FatherJacob, “ an ancient of days,” can“sprint. run, and dart" because hiswife fed him lotkes and creamthree times a day to build up hisvirility and postpone his senility.Father Jacob is not surprised that“you who nibble and nosh at yeolde Hamantash” are • all weakand short-winded.”A defense of the lotke in termsof American democracy and cul¬ture was presented by BernardWeisberger, historian and associ¬ate professor of lotkology. Ex¬posing the prunes and poppyseedsof the hamantash as exotic andun-American, Weisberger pro¬claimed the potato to be native tothe Americas.“The very form of the twodishes suggests their relative iden¬tification with the principles of freedom and confinement. Thelotke is originally in the form ofbatter . . . and it spreads freelyinto its natural circular form.“The essence of the high-pricedconfection (the hamantash) isthat jam or filling is placed with¬in the rigid limits of a shell ofdough. Let the judicious drawtheir own conclusions as to whatkind of personality will eat thatkind of food and hypocriticallypretend to affirm a democraticfaith!”Furthermore, there was thehidden portion of “Hiawatha” onan old, grease-tained paper bag inLongfellow’s former alcove in theHarvard library’s stacks:So he fried it on the downsideTill the downside was the brownsideThen he turned the downsideupsideAnd the upside was the friedsideRound it was, without a thirdside Or a narrow and a wide side.Thus like Manitou, Crator,Made the lotkes Hiawatha) Made of red men lotke loversLed them lightly to the lotkeAnd they named him ever afterHia-lotke, good-life-bringer.(Uncommitted Tax chose thismoment to disclose one of Long¬fellow’s footnotes to his poem:Minnie-ha-ha was in actualityMinnie-ha-hamantashen.)Weisberger expressed the hopethat "the day may yet come whenthe sinister forces of censorshippermit us to recite aloud the longforgotten—or rather buried-alive—verse which really concludes the“Star-Spangled Banner:"May the lime soon arriveWhen on lotkes we thriveAnd each bite shall deluge usin being aliveAnd each patriot’s heart shaUenlarge with his girthIn this haven of lotkes and free¬dom on earth.David Bakan, professor of psy¬ chology and author of The LotkeComplex Among Jews and Full ofPrunes, warned the court about“this Lotke and Hamantash plot.”“Would you Rosh Hashanah versusYom Kippur?” he asked;, “or loxagainst cream cheese?”He then told a story about hisdear Rebbe (may he rest inpeace): “This is Chanukah. Andit was very bad that year. It wascold; there was not enough toeat. There would be no lotkes -that we knew.” “One night my dear Rebbe(may he rest in peace) took meto the temple where we found asmall potato, a bit of flour, andan egg. We gave these to thewomen in tire kitchen. The batterthat they made overran the potsWe ate lotkes for seven days antiseven nights—a miracle!”In the question and answersession which followed, one of 27T.people present at the trial askedBakan whether his was a RebL-without a cause.A SUM LIFK POLICY FOR EVERY NEEDFOR YOUAND YOUR FAMILY...DR. A. ZIMBLER, OptometristIN THENEW HYDE PARK SHOPPING CENTER1510 E. 55th St. DO 3-7644EYE EXAMINATIONSPRESCRIPTIONS FILLED CONTACT LFNSESNEWEST STYLING IN FRAMESSTUDENT DISCOUNT The Income Endowment plan guarantees life in¬surance protection if you die within a specifiednumber of years. If you live, the endowmentbenefit falb due on the maturity date; you cantake the funds in cash or as income for life.' 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