Vol. 65, No. 17 University of Chicago, Friday, December 7, 1956The homemade bomb Christmas parties 2Student Government 3Editorial pages, the Gadfly 4-7Mary Margaret Maroon 9New dorm preview 1 ]Gift guide for Christmas 12, 13Neighborhood redevelopment reviewed '..14, 15Hither and Yon 17Culture 19-21Sports ’ 22, 233$' » -> “• • < 'Think its a newspaper? Iron Mask honorsSO did we. before Robert M. StrozierIs the M&roon explosive?“UC’s greatest newspaper” has certainly printedmany explosive issues, but never before has itbeen accused of being explosive (literally). Never,that is, until an anonymous person in the depart¬ment of modern languages sent a letter to theeditor:“A visiting professor in one of our depart¬ments of modern languages asked the other daywhy UC called its weekly newspaper the (Fugi¬tive Slave).We didn’t know why, either. We thought itwas called the dark, muddy red color.”The author of the letter then relates that uponconsultation of Webster’s Unabridged diction¬ary, the following was dug up:“ma-roon, noun.(F. marron, fr. Sp. Cimarron, wild, feral, fr.OSP. cimarra, bushes, of uncertain origin.) 1. Inthe West Indies and Guiana, a fugitive slave, orone of a class of free negroes descended fromfugitive slaves. 2. A person who is marooned.ma-roon, verbTransitive: 1. To put (a person) ashore on adesolate island or coast and leave him to his fate.2.To place or leave in helpless isolation.Intransitive: 1. To escape and become a fugi¬tive slave; also, to live as if marooned. 2. To picnic or camp out for some days. (SouthernUS).ma-roon, noun(F. marron, chestnut-colored, fr. marron, alarge French chestnut, fr. Italian, marron, ofunknown origin.) 1. the large, sweet Europeanchestnut. 2. a. Formerly, the color chestnut, b. acolor, yellowish-red in hue. 3. Pyrotechny andmilitary: A paper or pasteboard box or shellwound with strong twine and filled with explo¬sive and ignited with a fuse — used to make anoise like a cannon.Our author then concludes his missive with alist of the possible meanings of “maroon”:1. The Fugitive Slave2. The Marooned Person3. The Chestnut4. The Color Maroon5. The Homemade Bomb6. . . . The Put-Ashore on a Desolate Islandor Coast; The left in a Helpless Isolation; Theescaped and become a Fugitive Slave; The liv¬ing as if marooned; The camping-out for somedays . . . the stranger takes his choice.”Take your pick, folks — we kind of prefer num¬ber 5. Oh, by the way, would a person who hasworked on UC’s student newspaper for, say, threeor four years, be considered as Marooned?BO-O-O-OMMM!! Dean Robert M. Strozier was honored for his 10 years ofservice to the University as dean of students at a dinner givenlast night by Iron Mask, undergraduate men’s honorarysociety.Strozier was given this hon¬or as part of an Iron Maskcustom to reward members of thefaculty and administration at aonce-a-quarter dinner.Strozier, who came to UC in1945 and became dean of studentsin July of 1946, received a goldcup from the organization as thehighlight of the evening. Theinscription, composed by DonMcClintock, president of IronMask, reads: “For serving withdistinction where to have sur¬vived is an honor.”Iron Mask is celebrating its60th anniversary this year. It wasfounded as a secret society inCobb hall on June 12, 1896, as themen’s honor society. The organ¬ization, seeking to develop friend¬ship and leadership among col¬lege men, is devoted to the pro¬motion of the traditions and highideals of the college. Robert M. StrozierPreregistration scheduleResident students can preregister for the 1956 winter quar¬ter according to the following schedule:Biological sciencesMedical schoolHumanities December 7Physical sciencesSocial sciencesFederated Theological faculty December 10-11law schoolGraduate librarySocial service administration December 10-14Business school Hass outlines four-point programfor athletics at alumni luncheonA four-point program whose fulfillment will mean the extensive strengthening of ath¬letic schedules of UC teams was revealed in an extemporaneous talk by Walter Jlass,Maroon athletic director, at an alumni luncheon Wednesday.He asked for “faith and support to build a good program within the ideals and purposesof the University.” It was made known in the course of the hour, by a trustee of theUniversity, that the Faculty Senate had recently refused to reinstate football on theJudy Bowly's namenow off 'critical list' grounds that the whole ath¬letic program is too new andthat they do not want to con¬sider football as an isolated activ¬ity. Hass presented his hopes fora new program. Speaking before a group ofprominent graduates of yore as¬sembled in the Club room of theArt institute, Hass asserted “theintegrity of the coaching staff canbe no higher than that of the restJudy Bowly has been taken off the critical list and is nowin satisfactory condition, according to physicians at Billingshospital, where she is being treated.Miss Bowly, critically injured by fire November 24, hascontinually “held her ownaccording to Dr. Clifton Moun¬tain of the Billings hospital sur¬gical staff. “Her progress is veryencouraging,” stated Dr. Moun¬tain.“She is faking food by mouthand is eating~very well,” he con¬tinued.“She is able to talk and is quitelucid,” he stated. “Her father hasbeen reading to her regularly andshe listens to the radio.”She underwent a surgical pro¬cedure involving changing ofdressings for six hours on Tues¬day. “on the basis of her condi¬tion, we are confident that muchless reconstructive work will be strom, chaplain of the UC clinics.“She took the news very well,”said Mrs. McCarn.Oxygen therapy, previouslyused on her, has been discontin¬ued. “She is still running a highfever which is due to pulmonarycomplications,” said Dr. Moun¬tain. He explained that she hadinhaled a great deal of fumesfrom the fire, causing chemicalinflammation of her lungs.“There is also a secondary bac¬teriological invasion, adding tothe fever,” he stated.Dr. Mountain reported, “Judy’sblood picture is very good. We arestill administering blood and plas- Service today in Bondin memory of ProchaskaA memorial service for Anton David Prochaska, formerUC student who died Saturday in Billings hospital, will beheld today at 11:30 am in Bond chapel. John B. Thompson,dean of Rockefeller chapel, will conduct the service.Prochaska, who died of injuries sustained in a fire onNovember 24, was the son of Mr.and Mrs. Anton Prochaska ofCicero, Illinois. He had attendedUC as an undergraduate studentfrom 1952 to 1955 and was anactive member of Beta Theta Pi fraternity. His twentieth birthdaywould have been December 20.The funeral, held Tuesday, wasattended by Dean of StudentsRobert M. Strozier and AssistantDean of Students Ruth O. Mc¬Carn, representing the University.necessary then we had at first ma- but in smaller amounts. Thethought,” Dr. Mountain stated. blood situation should improveMiss Bowly was burned in the now that she is able to take foodsame fire which fatally injured by mouth.”Dave Prochaska, a former UC Although no visitors are al-student. According to Assistant lowed other than her immediateDean of Students Ruth O. Me- family, cards and letters may beCam, Judy was told of Prochas- sent to her, care of Billings hos¬t's death by Carl E. Wenner- pital. Sponsor Prochaska fundInterfraternity council, Interclub council and StudentUnion, are sponsoring an Anton D. Prochaska loan fund. Thefund, which has been confirmed by Dean of Students RobertM. Strozier, will be handled by Bursar.Any student may make a contribution by sending It to the Pro¬chaska fund, in care of I-F, I-C, SU, at Ida Noyes hall. I-F and I-Crepresentatives will handle fraternity and club donations.An extra dollar is being charged for bids to Interclub ball, the pro¬ceeds of which will be used for the Prochaska fund.Co-chanrmen of the fund are Herb Gorr, president of I-F council,and Elaine Kostopoulos, president of I-C council. of the University.”A tentative six-year plan hasbeen developed, he added, to bringbasketball opponents to a nation¬ally recognized level. The accept-tance of such a plan, and of simi¬lar scheduling in other sports,would depend on faculty and ad¬ministrative support of its princi¬ples, he indicated, “the same prin¬ciples which operate elsewhere inthe University.”Hass’ four-point code for con¬trol of all athletic activity and ex¬pansion at the UC includes: 1)!that all students enter the univer¬sity under the same admissionstandards; 2) that all scholarshipsare handled through the samecommittee, with athletic prowessreceiving no more considerationthan other background in activi¬ties; 3) that all proceeds of ath¬letic events are turned over to thecentral UC financial administra¬tion (Coach Hass rejected anytwo-headed administration of Uni¬versity funds); and 4) that all ath¬letes progress toward graduationwith the rest of their respectiveclasses.Directory outStarting Wednesday, the job oflocating a registered student willbe much easier. Student Govern¬ment announced today that the1956-57 student directory will beon sale Wednesday at 40 centsa copy.2 • CHICAGO MAROON • Pec. 7, 195618 more days until .by Dr. Rochelle DubnowSanta wouldn’t find this campus sleeping if he chanced to pop down UC’s chimney alittle early this year. Glittering Christmas trees decorate Ida Noyes and many of thehouses on campus. The Christmas spirit air eady prevails, even if the calendar must mark18 more days until it is legal for you to ope n your presents.In keeping with the premature Christmas spirit, Phi Gamma Delta, Mortarboard andQuadranglers held their 11th annual party for 50 UC Settlement house children last Sat¬urday afternoon, with Dean guessof Students, Robert M. Stro-zier playing Santa Claus.For the 25th consecutive year,the Settlement house childrenwere the recipients of over TOOSanta orFREE DELIVERY^ NICKYSPIZZERIANO 7-9063 gaily wrapped gifts presented tothem by the University’s womenemployees at a party yesterdayin Ida Noyes. Guests at the affairincluded UC Chancellor LawrenceA. Kimpton.There certainly will be manyhappy faces at the Settlementhouse this year, for, in additionto the parties already given inhonor of the children, one moreawaits them.Tomorrow afternoon, Zeta BetaTau and Sigma will be the hostsand hostesses to 36 youngstersbetween the ages of 6 and 8, attheir third annual Settlementhouse Christmas party.The ZBT house will be filledwith holiday decorations, just asthe Phi Gam house was last week,lo make the early Christmas realfor the youngsters.Local merchants donated giftsfor the children at both the fra¬ternities and women’s clubs par¬ties.Dean Strozier hopped into hisSanta costume and made his sec¬ond appearance as the grand oldman at the 54th annual Wassail party, Wednesday afternoon inIda Noyes.Dean Ruth O. MeCarn officiat¬ed during the Christmas treelighting ceremony and UC’s Mad¬rigal singers, led by MatthewZuckerbraun, sang 16th centuryEnglish songs at the party.UC’s Glee Club presented“Christmas in song’’ at a candle¬light concert, Wednesday eve¬ning, at Bond chapel in commem¬oration of the holiday season.Undergraduate German stu¬ dents of the Humboldt club willcelebrate a Deutsch Weihnaehten(German Christmas) at theirmeeting today in Ida Noyes.Christmas trees decorated theinvitations sent out for the an¬nual UC Clinics guild Christmasdinner dance to take place to¬morrow evening in the Quad¬rangle club.Festivities, including the sing¬ing of carols led by the Guildsmusic group, will begin at 6:30.The Clinic guild is a social or¬ganization for wives of facultymembers, interns and residentsof the University’s biologicalsciences division.Froehliche Weihnaehten! Joy-eux Noel! Fcilice Naridad! How¬ever you may say it, just haveone. MERRY CHRISTMAS!Buy "Famous Front Pages"There are still some copies of the Maroon special edition, “FamousFront Pages,” left at the magazine counter of the Bookstore.The issue consists of 19 front pages of the Maroon from UC's 65year history, shown above. Gag issues, Hutchins issues and footballissues are included.Some of the better copies are: Champions of the West < 1906), Reor¬ganize Educational System (1930), Stagg Retires (1932), UC QuitsBig Ten (1946), Hutchins Out to lunch (1950), Hutchins Quits (1950),Kimpton UC Boss (1951). Chieagoland Fibune (1951), Onions! (1948),and Vote 4-year BA (1953).The issue sells for 25 cents. Copies are also available at the Maroonoffice, third floor. Ida Noyes.• AMT PL0TNICKkl OF VIRGINIAWHAT » A PERUVIAN CIRCUS ACT**Llama DramaPRANCES SANDERS.TEXAS STATE COLLEGE FOR WOMEMWHAT IS A LOUD-MOUTHEDBASEBALL FAN! A PLEASANT PRESENT like cartons of Luckies can makea dolly jolly or a pappy happy. 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Sendyour Sticklers with your nam<j, address, ooilege and class to Happy-Joe-Lucl^y, Box C7A, Mount Vernon, N. Y. Strozier?Chapel holdsYule serviceA candlelight Christmas eveservice will be held at Rocke¬feller chapel, 4:30 pm, on De¬cember 24, for all students, facul¬ty and staff members who mayremain for the holidays. Familiesare especially invited to b ringchildren of all ages to the serv¬ices. The worship will bo con¬ducted by the ministers of thechapel, Dean John B. Thompsonand Ewell J. Rcagin, assistant tothe dean.Richard Vikstrom, director ofthe UC choir, will lead the choir,Rockefeller Bond chapel choir,and members of the Collegiummusicum in the singing of Christ¬mas carols.A carillon recital will he playedat 4 pm preceding the the serv¬ices.Prom af CommonsKleeman to playWash Prom, the annual all- rcampus formal dance, will beheld Saturday, February 23,1957, at Hutchinson commons.Music will be provided by JimKleeman’s band. Bids cost $4.00per couple.Miss UC is traditionallycrowned at the dance. All .stu¬dent organizations are eligible tonominate candidates for queen.Greg Hodgson was electedchairman of the Prom committeeby the board of Student Union.He has not yet organized his com¬mittee and requests that all peo¬ple interested in working on thedance contact the Student Unionoffice. Meetings will be open tothe campus.You’ll ftel SAFERmoving in avanA clean move isthe safest movefor your preci¬ous belongings...and thecleanest moveis a ^Sanitizedmove. An extraservice ... noextra cost.Luckies Taste BetterCLEANER, FRESHER, SMOOTHER !• A.I.C. product or mud's l.adiisc m»nufactu.«« or cio»«»TT«. PETERSONMOVING & STORAGE CO.55th fir Ellis AvenueBUtterfield 8 6711-• :'S‘‘Dec. 7, 1956 • CHICAGO MAROON • 3SC chooses courtby Norm LewakStudent Government in its meeting Tuesday night dashed off the complicated proce¬dure of elections of student justices to the Student-Faculty-Administration court in rec¬ord time and then spent most of the rest of the time involved in complications over analleged violation of the Student Code.Students elected to the court were John Lyon (ISL) and Jan Metros (ISL) to thetwo year seats; and Buford Knowles (ISL), Jerome Gross (ISL), and Joel Rosenthal(SRP) to one year seats. The three non-party, non-SG propose legislation to correct anyGross Jlilected. members of the commission are misuse of those rights by the ad-Gross was elected Chief Jon Isenberg, Jeffrey Steinberg, ministration.Justice. (However, while the and Dick Brooks. • At the last meeting (Novembermeeting was In progress, Gross Proposed code change 20) Sylvia Thompson (ISL-hum),was flying to New York to take The confusion arose over a pro* the CORSO chairman, requestedon a post with NSA. It is assumed p0sed change in the Code dealing and was given more time to re-that the vacancy caused by his with the distribution by student port back,sudden departure will be filled organizations of literature pub- CORSO reportsat the next SG meeting.) lished by off-campus groups. In Tuesday, she reported back anOther organizational details the November 13 meeting, CORSO amendment to the Code, whichwere taken care of: Election ofHerb Zipperian (ISL) to fill theCollege vacancy created by Doncago commission seat, the elec- or Bill of Rights.tion of Pete Vandervoort (ISL-phy sci) to chairman of the Cam¬pus Action committee, and the an- The Assembly sent the reportback to committee asking thatthe committee investigate fur-nouncement by Miller of the nine ther the administration’s reasonmembers of the newly formed for “committing this apparentcommission on SG. violation of students’ rights,” andhad reported that the action taken she hoped would prevent futureby the student activities office occurrences of abuse. After the(denying a campus organization procedure for passing a CodeMiller’s assumption of the presi- the right of distribution of mate- change (open hearings will bedency. the election of Nan Malkin rial that was printed off campus) held, CORSO would draft the final(ISL-SSA) to the Southeast Chi- did not violate the Student Code bill, SG would pass the amend¬ment, Dean Strozier would ap¬prove it) was explained, the ensu¬ing debate was long and compli¬cated.After the meeting members ofthe parties indicated what thetrouble was. An SRPer expressedthe feeling that “ISL was uncon¬cerned with this violation of theCode. Their proposed amendmentis ridiculous and doesn’t take careof the action of the administra¬tion. We were trying to find outwhat CORSO had discoveredabout why the administration hadfelt their action was not a viola¬tion, and we wrere denied the privi¬lege of debate.”An ISLer said, “SRP was justtrying to be obstructionistic.CORSO had already reported thatthe administration believed thatthe Code was vague on this pointand CORSO is trying to make theCode clearer. Debate on thissketchy amendment was out oforder at this meeting since thefinal amendment will come up ata later meeting. If SRP has somesuggestions, they should come tothe open hearing.”All a misunderstandingAn observer commented, “Eachside thought the other guilty ofSFRC plans evaluationsThe report at the SG meeting of the Student-Facultyrelations committee chairman, David Freifelder (ISL-phy sci), revealed an intensive study that the committeehopes to carry out this year. It has the following four-partprogram:• An evaluation of the new BA. Questionnaires will be sent tostudents under the new BA, students and alumni under theold T5A. and faculty members (evenly split between those whovoted for and against the change).• An evaluation of the comprehensive system.• The problems current in the College, with special effortgiven to studying means of improving communication betweenstudents and faculty.• A similar program in the divisions, with special emphasison students’ aid in selection of texts and course material. Therewould be regular meetings between students and faculty mem¬bers to which students could bring suggestions and complaints.Freifelder announced that work on all four had alreadybegun. The fourth program would be carried out as pilot proj¬ects in the departments of math and physics.Gross appointed to NSA postJerome Gross, graduate student in the social sciences, has been appointed special ad¬ministrator to the National Student Association. He will handle NSA’s part in relocatingHungarian refugee students.Gross, who flew to New York Tuesday evening, will join Bruce Larkin and Clive Gray,both former UC students, in this administrative capacity. Larkin, international affairsvice-president for NSA, has been handling refugee student arrangements in Cambridge,Massachusetts, where the international affairs commission of NSA has its offices. Gray,who held Larkin’s NSA post last year, is in Vienna, Austria, working with newly-escapedHungarian refugees. He is serving as the World University Service administrator of fundsfor the refugees.Gross indicated that hisA Welcome Giftat Christmas TimeMAGAZINESUBSCRIPTIONSAll Magazines at Lowest PricesChristmas Gift Card IncludedThere’s No Sale LikeWholesaleDear Student:Chances are, you love Cash-mere Sweaters by Hinda andother famous brands.. . . Here's how you can save33 1/3% to 50%All Sizes — Colors — StylesBy Buying ot Wholesale PricesCome toSamuel Murrow &Company(In the heart ot theWholesale Market)naily 9 to 5:30 Saturdays 9 to 3:30318 W. Adams St. Suite 401 For Your Book FriendsShop at this "Real Book Store"We have a wonderful selectionfor everyone on your list— Christmas Cards —WOODWORTH'SBOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St.Open Evenings — Monday, Wednesday, Fridaykf v*..f ***- . 3S» xT. • 4 -• • ~ —- “What we need in SG is less confusion and more communica¬tion,” stated an observer.ungentlemanly actions, when inreality they were just guilty ofmisunderstanding each other. Ifonly the parties were able to com¬municate with each other, theplenaries of SG might accomplishquite a lot more. Perhaps we canmark this off to the inexperienceof the Government members,most of whom are new.” _Three pieces of legislationpassed were the referral of action on the Sherwan Wu case to Inter¬fraternity council, the donation of$10 to the SG-sponsored drive tohelp the Hungarian students, anda bill to recommend a trainingprogram for graduate students.This program would train the stu¬dents to be part-time teacherswhile they were earning their de¬grees. Thus they would be earn¬ing money and the acute teachershortage would be aided.BE PREPARED FOR WINTER DRIVINCWINTER SPECIALTUNE UP $5.50 ^• Anti-Freeze• Snow Tires• Road ServiceSPECIAL ! !Heavy Duty Battery *14’5HARPER SUPER SERVICEDealer in Sinclair Products5556 Harper Ave. PL 2-9654the position: “How soon can you nesday?” pleaded Gross. “To-come,” snapped Larkin. “Thurs- night!” snorted Larkin. “And Iwork probably would involve day,” answered Gross. “Not soon leave tonight (Tuesday),” finish-co-ordination of NSA’s efforts to enough,” retorted Larkin. “Wed- ed Gross,house, feed, clothe and establishthe students in universities gpi9IM®*Kthroughout the nation. “I don’texactly know the nature of myduties, other than to do what ismost expeditious to settle Hun¬garian students in the US,” hesaid.Gross added that Larkin men¬tioned the possibility of extensivetravel to various parts of thecountry to oversee enrollment ofthe refugee students under thevarious scholarship and aid pro¬grams offered by a number ofAmerican universities.In his hurried telephone reportto the Maroon Gross relatedhow Larkin had asked him to fill D & Cs Shopper’s ListButton-down sport shirts. . $2.95 & 3.95White shirts 2.95 & 3.95Ties . 1.00, 1.50 & 2.50Rayon flannel Ivy League pants..* 6.45All wool flannel pants. . . 9.95Flat top hats 7.50Ivy caps 1.95Corduroy sport coots. . . . 16.95Matching trousers .... 6.95Cashmere and wool sport coats 27.50All wool flannel suits. . . . 34.95Ivy herringbone suits . . . 44.95Suburban coats 14.95Trench coats 17.95Overcoats 39.95Also a complete line ofmen's cuff-links, watches and ringsD & G Clothes Shop744 E. 63rd St. Ml 3-2728‘•In the Neighborhood for 10 1 ears"Hours: 9 a.m. - 8 p.m., Mon. - Fri. — 9 a.m. - 9 p.m., Saturday4 • CHICAGO MAROON • Pec. 7, 1956Editorials‘Maroon’ lauds Dean McCarntfor lier service to students THE GIFT HORSEOut of the tragic occurrences of the pasttwo weeks—including the death of one UC’er—came increased appreciation for the effortsand work of one member of UC’s adminis¬tration, Assistant Dean of Students Ruth O.McCarn.The Maroon, in seeking out the news,probably has greater contact with Mrs. Mc¬Carn than do most students. Whenever a mis¬fortune befalls a UC student, Mrs. McCarnis turned to for details. This is because partof her job as assistant dean of students con¬cerns her with student affairs: student deathsDean McCarnand accidents, students in trouble of any kind,students that must be disciplined.A job of this sort calls for a person who issympathetic and understanding, one w ho willbe firm with the student and yet will trusthim, one who can hide her own sorrow so thatshe may comfort those concerned with trag¬edy—such a person is Ruth McCarn.In the events of the past two weeks, Mrs.McCarn has responded above and beyond thecall of duty. Besides answering innumerablequestions from students and other interested persons concerning the two injured UC’ers,she made many trips to the hospital to com¬fort the parents of and families of the two.She repeatedly offered the use of her homeduring the long vigil which the Bowly’s andProchaska’s maintained.Many times in the past when such tragedieshave visited parents of UC students, Mrs. Mc-Carr has similarly responded. A woman’scapacities for sympathy, understanding andlove in time of tragedy are said to be great—these qualities in Mrs McCarn are gigantic.Not all of Mrs. McCarn’s duties during hersix years of service at the University of Chi- jcago have concerned her with tragedy or!problems, however; her ability to make en¬tering students “feel at home” during O-weekis well known. In one instance, the enteringstudents were waiting outside HutchinsonCommons before an Orientation Week ban¬quet. Many of the students, quick to makefriends, were talking among themselves, butsome stood alone, unnoticed by the others. Itwas Mrs. McCarn who talked with these stu¬dents, made friends with them, and quicklymade them feel a “belonging” to the group.Serving as advisor to such diversifiedgroups as Nu Pi Sigma (woman’s honorarysociety) and Married Students association(where she was instrumental in finding hous¬ing and evaluating the situations of displacedDudley field residents) are among her manyjobs.Working with people is Mrs. McCam’s spe-;cialty. The reassuring manner in which she Ihandles the everyday problems of the aver-!age student; her firm, but fair review of!disciplinary cases where her credo is “as fewpeople as possible should know about the dis¬ciplinary action”;, her friendliness to all —these are the qualities of this remarkablewoman.Such people with the combined qualitiesof efficiency, hard work and sensitiveness arerare. UC is more than fortunate to have sucha person in Ruth McCarn. We are proud andhappy that she is part of the Administration.We hope that she stays certainly to retire¬ment age—which she will not reach for someyears yet—and beyond, if she so desires.SG: administrative, legislative bodymust be judged on success as bothStudent Government is finally a fully or¬ganized, functioning body. At Tuesday’smeeting the final organizational touches wereput to the Government. The student justicesto the court were elected, the newly formedcommittee positions were filled, as was theSoutheast Chicago commission seat.Now even though it is fully functioning, letus not anticipate more from SG than can beexpected from it. In a recent survey of stu¬dent governments by the US National Stu¬dent association (published as “Student Gov¬ernment, Student Leaders, and the AmericanCollege”), it was found that the average stu¬dent takes his student government servicesfor granted. To the student, “success at ob¬taining a new function means prestige forstudent government, but success at maintain¬ing the function efficiently over time does notmean prestige.”‘Comment’ has a SG is a administrative body as well as alegislative one. The legislation that is debated ,at the meetings (and the manner in which it Jis debated) receives most of the publicity!given to SG. Its administrative services, by jtheir nature, affect the student more, al-!though he is less aware of them/We should hope that SG does not sit back (and just administer those services that have jproven successful. Many promises were madein the campaign. Now that SG is organized i(a full quarter later than if the elections had !been held in the spring), we hope that newsubstantive legislative will arise. Yet, let uskeep in mind that the quantity of legislationpassed is not as valid a yardstick for theworth of SG as the quality of the work ac¬complished, both legislatively and administra¬tively, and the amount of good received bythe students because of the efforts of SG.right to continue; The college life is a busy one, especially at this timeof year. What with going to classes and studying forexams and pursuing a full social schedule and construct¬ing rope ladders to foil dormitory curfews, the averageundergrad is so pressed for time that he cannot do justiceto his Christmas shopping.Therefore, to aid you in your Christmas shopping, Ihave gone into the market place and selected for you alist of gifts, notable for their originality.Perhaps the most original gift of all this year is acarton of Philip Morris Cigarettes. “Original?” you ex¬claim, your bushy young eyebrows rising. “Why, wehave been giving cartons of Philip Morris for years!”True, I reply, but each time you give Philip Morris,it is a new treat, a fresh delight, a pristine pleasure. Eachcarton, each pack, each cigarette, each puff, is just asgood as the first one you ever tried.Another gift destined for certain popularity thisyear is a gift certificate from the American Dental As¬sociation. This certificate, good at any dentist’s office inAmerica, is accompanied by a handsome gift card uponwhich is engraved this lovely poem:Merry Christmas, little pal,Do you need some root canal?Prophylaxis? Porcelain caps?Bridgework to close up them gaps?Shiny braces that will straighten?Inlays? Fillings? Upper platen?Merry Christmas to your teeth,And the rosy gums beneath.Another gift that is always welcome is a book, espe¬cially to people who read. This Christmas the selectionof books is particularly attractive. For lovers of an¬thologies, there is William Makepeace Sherpa’s A Treas¬ury of the World's Great Treasuries. For those who fancyinspiring success stories, there is the stirring autobi¬ography of William Makepeace Pemmican entitled How/ Got a Forty Pound Monkey Off My Back and Startedthe Duluth Zoo. For devotees of skin-diving, there isI Married a Snorkel by Lydia Makepeace Watershed. Forcalorie counters and waistline watchers, there is HarryMakepeace Wildfoster’s Eat and Grow Fat.My own favorite book this season is a pulse-poundinghistorical novel from that famous author of pulse-pound¬ing historical novels, Daphne Makepeace Sigafoos. Thisone is called Egad and Zounds, and it tells the poignantromance of two young lovers, Egad and Zounds, who,alas, can never be married, for fiery Egad is but a gypsylass, while tempestuous Zounds is a Kappa Sigma. Theylater become Ludwig of Bavaria.My final gift suggestion is one that a great manypeople have been fervently wishing for since last year.Do you remember the introduction last Christmas oftiny personal portable radios that plugged into your ear?Well, this year, you will be delighted to know, you canbuy an ingenious pick to get them out.© Max Shulman, 1956Old Max said it, but it heart repeating: A carton of PhilipMorris, made by the sponsors of this column, is a Christmasgift that's bound to please everyonelbut it should use goodOften, the Maroon does notagree with the ideas expresedin its Gadfly column. How¬ever, we feel that last week’sGadfly, dealing with a campuspublication, Comment* madesome valid points.The Gadfly missed a funda¬mental University concept,however, when he suggestedthat the administration takesteps to change the publica¬tion. The administration isnow supplying the money and should not continue to do soindefinitely if the publicationcannot raise its standards, butregardless of the quality, Com¬ment has a right to continue.Perhaps the Gadfly madeuse of hasty generalization inquoting only from two issues,particularly bad ones. How¬ever, we feel that the time hascome for Comment to growup and learn to use good judg¬ment in what it prints andwho it prints.Comment staff members judgementshould be able to read overeach other’s work and makeconstructive suggestions forimprovement before the ma¬terial is published. Theyshould run original work, buteven original work shouldmake clear the source of thefacts it draws upon and theopinions it quotes. Theyshould run student views, butthey should run informed,well-thought out studentviews. Comment has need toimprove.o' L or<5, •ti ( (i»Dec. 7, 1956 • CHICACO MAROON • 5/*vl the editoMore about UC girls controversy...Caparros counter-attacksAdvises: "Cave Camen" UC male likes the girls!It is always dangerous toclassify all people of one groupinto limited specifications be¬cause of a few who makecharacteristic impressions onyour mind. But when in thecourse of evolution, you find thatall members of this group qualifyyour specifications, then not onlyis it your duty to assert this, butit is your obligation as a male todemand reform! So it is with ourwar against the females; sub¬class: “Universium et ChicagousMotley.”No -doubt the females are atthis very moment organizing amovement of ‘‘passive resist¬ance.” And, I shall be the first toadmit that when it comes to asexual strike, they can outlast ustwo to one.I.et us for a moment considersome facts: ... 99 per cent ofthe females are beautiful. Theother 1 per cent are at the Uni¬versity of Chicago.The fact is that “looks” don’tmean a thing in the light of edu¬ cation. But the sad truth is, thatmost “men” would rather date agirl and not a creature with skinlike the oak paneling in IdaNoyes. The fact is that when aUC girl leaves the campus to theoutside world, she causes a gooddeal of speculation from the“mob." (Another word for Amer¬icans).I now wave the flag of truce sothat for a moment I may addressthe female subscribers: you maybe safe here on campus, but theday will come when you must goout into this cruel world.It would be better on that dayif the world would frighten you—not you the world.I also declare here and now thatthis letter is not a defense of myposition, but a bold counter-at¬tack. And, again I address themale population on campus: I askthat you join with me in demand¬ing a reform in the “looks” ofour female population. A genera¬tion ago, our grandfathers madethe mistake of granting women sufferage (sic). They have suf¬fered long enough. Our destiny isclearly defined.I am indeed sorry that I am ob¬ligated to include all females inmy judgment of their species. Irealize that there are those whorun close seconds to Venus, armsand all. But, in order for there tobe any reform, it must come fromwithin. . . . -. . . Don’t look for any logic inthis letter, for there is none. Anissue such as this demands onlyorganized emotion, devoted pas¬sion, and a big mouth. Yet we are(I am at least), determined tofight it out on this line if it takesall year. “Men,” this is war andit’s great. To the women, take theadvice of a wise Roman when hesaid: “Cave Camen” (sich (Be¬ware of the dog.)Ray Caparros(Editor’s note: Sic transit glo¬ria cattem — it’s not even a dog'slife anymore!)New men's dorm Your last edition disturbed me.I had no idea that the boys herewere so disgruntled.As for myself, I have been wellsatisfied with UC girls. My visionis very good, but the only horsesI’ve seen have been on the bridlepath of the Midway.What disturbs me is the natureof the complaints from both sides.As yet I have seen no reference toany criterion but physical attrac¬tiveness. I believe that the fe¬ males here have a great dealmore to offer than the dull-wittedhigh school beauties, whom 70per cent of our boys rave over. Ialso have a sneaking suspicionthat the very same 70 per centspend their Saturday nights inthe dorms busily engaged in dis¬cussing the “rotten” UC girls. Ifmy suspicion is correct, this un¬warranted judgement of the girlsis a very poor rationalization oftheir timidity.Kenneth CaseTurkeys or girls, Ray?Girls unkempt, slatternly means sterility.... I would like to regis¬ter a hearty good laugh overthe “disgruntled-and-lonely -male’s” comment to the effectthat UC coeds in blue-jeans looklike “. . . two cats fighting in asack.” If UC women students aresupposed to command such animmense intellect as their reputa¬tion suggests, one might get theimpression it lies not in the cran¬ium but fills the expanses of theirseemingly ever-so-popular male-type slovenly pants!! 1 don’t be¬lieve that I have ever seen moreunkempt, drabbletailed, slattern¬ly appearing female students onany other campus which boasts astudent body as urban (sic) asChicago’s.I should also like to register agentleman’s complaint regardinga joint communication to the Ma¬roon from J.C. and J.J. “Pantyraids” indeed! I am surprised thatsupposedly eridute studentsshould clamor for such immaturefoolery. If this is all that the UC“coeds” desire, then the case forwomanhood at UC is a sad andhopeless one. I trust this is not atrue reflection of the social ma-turiey befitting the UC coeds oftoday.Thank heaven there are at leasta few' commuting women stu¬ dents who know the responsibil¬ities of community living wellenough to maintain an air of at¬tractive femininity as taught tothem by well bred parents.Respectfully submitted by acontemporary graduate student.( haties Alexander What’s this I hear about tear¬ing down West Stands for roomto build a men’s dorm? I guessthe administration wants theyoung men to steep over the res¬idual radioactivity so they will' beharmless to the campus beauties.Apsucadipuaic(Name with held) We are writing because wefeel sorry for Mr. Caparroswho likes turkeys better thangirls.. . . Mr. Caparros lacks insightinto the problems of girls on thiscampus, or he w'ould realize whyit is UC girls wear their hair intheir face. There are times whenreality is to be avoided, when theunimpaired vision of a half-starv¬ed, half-witted UC boy is too de¬pressing. It was obviously justsuch a moment for the frightenedyoung girl when she resorted tgsuch tactics in order to be able toface Mr. Caparros, w'ho W'as aboutto bump into her.. . . Finally, we would like toadvise that Mr. Caparros quit histurkey gazing and^ consider seri¬ously how UC girls can be con¬ tent with Army surplus. (Ed.note: underwear.) With his pres¬ent outlook, it is likely that hewill wind up with an armful ofnuthin’.Nanoy DrewCarolyn KeeneResearch provesinteresting factAfter intensive research. I havearrived at the conclusion that theAdministration need not worryabout panty raids; most UC girlsdo not wear panties.Mich(Name withheld).(Editor’s note: Oh?)... and other problems tooExpresses male feelings Appeal for new writingWe hope you will print thisletter so that the feelings ofthe male students on campuswill be made plain to the Univer¬sity community!Dear Chancellor Kimpfon,“It is evident that our fairschool has had a decline in under¬graduate enrollment over the lastdecade or so. The faculty in aneffort to combat this has tried tomake the University more attrac¬tive to prospective students; theyhave even gone so far as to bringback football. Why bring backfootball? Bringing back girlswould quickly and completelysolve the enrollment problem. Infact, one wonders how a co-educa-tional school could have existedso long without them.“If, however, our faculty feelsthat football is a better attraction~YW dticacp11 laroonlisupd every Friday throughout the school year and intermittently during thesummer quarter, by the publisher, the Chicago Maroon, at 1313 East 59th Street,Chicago 37, Illinois. Telephones: Editorial office, Midway 3-08A0, ext. 3366; Busi¬ness and advertising office, Midway 3-0800, ext. 3365. Subscriptions by mail, $3Per year. Business office hours; 2 p.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Saturday.Editor-in-chief Ronald J. GrossmanManaging editor Norman LewakBusiness manager Gary MokotoffAdvertising manager Lawrence D. KesslerEditorial assistant Bob BrownNews editors Rochelle Dubnow, Jean KwonLecture editor . Harold BernhardtCopy editors Kathy Aller, Betsy KirtleySports Editor George KarcazesCulture editor Dave ZackPhoto editor Bob WilsonArt editor Kent FlanneryCalendar editor Jeanne HerrickOffice manager Art Taitel!E<jHtor-in-chief, emeritus ...Joy BurbachEditorial staff.. Raymond Aldaz, Zelda Eisen, Mary Finkle, SueFisher, Phyl Henry, Adrienne Kinkaid, Oliver Lee, Dick Montgomery,Sue Needleman, Marge Russell, Sue ShapiroBusiness staff ., Don Volk than girls—why not finance thefootball team by opening a Uni¬versity owned and operated Armysurplus clothing store in Greenhall. This store would not onlymake the football team self-sup¬porting, it would enable the “fe¬males” on campus to convenientlypurchase their shoes and under¬garments.”Anthony Cocdesinan,Allan SilvermanGreen hall girlsinvite Rayto teaIf we recall correctly, Mr. Cap¬arros registered a complaintagainst the physiogmony (sic)and personality of the femalepopulation on this campus.We do not believe these werefair criticisms and would like topersonally invite Mr. Capparos tothe Green hall coffee hour, 9:30p.m., Thursday. At this time wewill endeavor to prove that hisobjections were unfounded.. . . please ask for the under¬signed.Pat NorthrupConnie MohrRoberta KugellEllen AbernathyJudy StevensMarlene NelsonRequests souls'phone numbersWould you please publish thename and address of Ray Cappar-ros and all the other poor unfor¬tunate souls who have complaintsabout women troubles. I had thesame problem myself until I dis¬covered a secret cure. I wouldlike to share my newfound happi¬ness with my less fortunate fel¬low students.Omar Draper(Editor’s note: Try HAdes 1-7734.), In response to the letterswhich have appeared in theMaroon during the last fewweeks, enough interest has al¬ready been generated to justifythe organization of a representa¬tive student literary review atChicago. Both students and fac¬ulty have pledged their coopera¬tion. and a competent editorialstaff is assured. But the criticalneed, the need for a sufficientvolume of truly representativestudent writing is not satisfied.Student literary reviews existin nearly all of the importantAmerican colleges and universi¬ties, and apparently no one deniesthat Chicago should have one.The real doubt concerns not thelegitimacy of the need, but ratherthe ability and interest of thestudents to provide a quantity ofhigh-grade student writing largeenough to fill periodic issues ofsuch a publication.People interested in a literary review believe that there is atChicago a sufficient body of rep¬resentative student writing goodenough to deserve publication. Asa result, they are appealing tothe student body to submit man¬uscripts of poems, plays, essays,sketches or stories, anything thatmerits publication in such a re¬view, whether is be serious orhumorous.Contributions should be ad¬dressed to Maroon Box 100 andsent (free! through Faculty Ex¬change. All manuscripts will bereturned, and authors’ confi¬dences will be respected. Sincethe editors do not expect pro¬fessional quality, manuscripts insome state of revision are alsowelcome.The volume of the responseshould be indicative of studentinterest in writing, and may welldecide whether Chicago will havea representative literary review,J. AddisonFinds prejudiced listingIs there any place in theHyde Park area where aNegro can rent an apartment?As an employee of the Universityof Chicago I have tried theirhousing list, which is quite long,but also which, when each personor agency listed was called,always asks in so many words—What is your nationality? So Isay, I am an American. Then they ask—White or Colored Ameri¬can? So I say, Colored. Knowwhat the answer is then? Yes,we have apartments available,but not for Colored. Is this Amer¬ica? Am I or am I not an Amer¬ican? Frankly, I’m beginning towonder about both questions!What nationality must one beto consider himself an American?La I’lorya YoungDefends Russian exchangeHaving read Paul Breslow’sarticle in the Maroon, I feel itis my duty to recommend SG’spresent policy in regard to theChicago - Moscow student ex¬change. Since Mr. Breslow haschanged his views since March,1956, I thing he might do well togive a more concrete explanation.What has the Hungarian out¬break, any more than the Koreanwar, to do with the student ex¬ change? Should we assume thatthe students are guilty, or re¬sponsible in any way, or to blamefor the misdeeds of a country?It seems to me that the recentcrisis in Hungary makes it all themore necessary to follow Mr.Brelow’s former wisdom: “It isthe policy of SG and NSA to pro¬mote a meaningful contact be¬tween Russian and US students.’*Norman SmithIIPGadfly: aims and policyJfGadffy J?a ^Mordo.* ::fedfurc0whicliSbegan'tthi^^qudrteirjtHas:bcenVon-Mjottemptiif&p'royide^pro^ocativ^'ideas and-criticaJi-onolysis'^pJhejCampiK-p/idWarQe^M^^dlurrioMiS^^ope^t^o 11 ^^d ; st udcrits anqSfQCu I t^^mernbers;uns'i'gnc.l:-;'c.H) holding the name o< fhe-'outhor-in' absolute; coniidcnce >5poticy^of itjne&hj^arobrv-tor,, of "its staff. Jr y ^ |g|||lll|f i|§j ^i^fepncif^^lgsl:ahdiSlet?cplfx||(Bwfil]^Moroow,?bffi€^llck3d^^»,eslholl^p-h.%Regder s^crc?41 nv 1 ted^to‘fex^press' the 1 y/v.iewsdon Gadfly articles On| theI"LV tr, * •t>.'.'(3ddfi;;:iVc,.\u<r>'':A:f&i : y.,|y-; • -'#-;r>,r" -’■<• American/students- powerless elite'^ Of the two people whom the Nagy government sent to the UN to plead hWBj!ra?y'st,case, ^itr.is-significant that---one was a student. , - , ‘One can well understand why the Minister of State should have been onet|"the delegates^but-’to on American's way of thinking, dispatching a studeptfofhonor!blo^ind •’dignified^task knov> ,s power> bul not so University has man/,nt.iiMn?npraOief-anajaie:nuiea tasK f0n this continent. Money is pow- portant' tasks ;than&atrfim3ftlrmiv| - ,M'(Vn<r *% « H is Hie chairmen of the its students; it handles; ,^Strange. boards oUlaige'Corporations, the yment projects; jt ><mnsj j.imi all|3$41’artJof^the^rcason^ljcs^in^the*rich plulantliropistsHvho hold the speaks in theteommuni<y^fin/ffiolfact that il vvns.-I lungai:KUi;youthr\povver here:’I? - is- thev m ho - head the citv; .and it is a resea rcIrWnSAvho&spcarheadod the: -drive for,-; government > c.'ii!ini>si-His; --a n d ter for great minds. ThoVsnwiefffltiori J&i ak eypu iStleoi sipji'sl^pp^^^^i iisti'trets-lost-finahptUvycrriV^^^icomes^ioirM.bc different statuses'^-In'suvh■'a structure lt^must be | The students have no^Cuifolfn^|ofefet l^^^^th^MKurdpegri^^^^^lihvdciusIt iVatjsiuden t.s^^ga^i-asslisnehSlaeti vi tiesl.Alfra refirM^^^KWSJ'pean<'intellcctualthai|a^prostigeifopcan classmates do have power pensions are ignored bv’ahefHmgVhich^his^Arnerican^’gunterpart^in-'aheir^ny.intries ^precisely. be-* versity^when/they .conflict &vv!it?ilfaUsjto even.approac S#Ml? Realise there idea^are powet- far ns master policy plan 1 1 ( *f&Novy this is.eonsisterit^with'MKe|^more'so than money .... iny-s of the faculty.senatryarid^thfldifferences-^ix'tvveen^theAu^der^fi.How ever in /our-^system one aboard1 of trustees arefki pt sru iy^lilyinghorientations of.1heavvo;eiil- ^\v<'Uhl expect, to find one. place from the students. We ^'iVejKcJjJ111 i e s \A s\i s / vy y 11. k r 1 o v v n ,-J E u ro pe .[where students wou|d hold power /•'■;. fomed only of the end n-. Xti.s,stdi]afft'cj(Ml bv^oyliVng hist(H-y.:[';’ the. I’tov rt aty -The Ihiiv ersity of plans and programs ''"‘'iff1BH:/)f [philoso'phy;^y\ctum'idyerfthere . is;the;.one institution that is slip ? 'This might he justified 'ifflmstTlis?Jjlistified[|>byf,roc*uu scatoyideas; '.’posed .to maintain ;the. old ereed .tutions other than .'seluxtls^^^I11 i^gpi^|p(fgk no^te(lgf»|a^|Fss^tiajfetpf^^fcioj^that^yst uden t s fecontnmnn!^s^er^Ac^shar^|hnos,oph<io|ltipn || f|||§jj little f|o| the^ gross, income%ffit]^^t^iVl^Mg'-if^^^i^fi^rmt^o^ycm^h$SJtficS|peH/a/ rational izait ionyf/iryiai^^^^Consider our'Univet sityi^ucatlonal institution i^totajlvj&gl'tiqn^tp/dho^aimpsogdentiraLattrCfcportodly one-'of thg/few/great . struetive to us own pnnVi|-:«VjE,U(,< / ‘a’1 ^ 1 ’ 1 *" 's+ unfits of ihc id< als of »h( a< a ^heing , . ynerie^^^ree;;;»f rompbcm i e^l i fe||F)p[;St.i id erit s||hgnKoi nfj||g^pr|; t h c^scH 00I y i u Piy>sedS^i 1 ijd:iyf|f r a d iyi bp^j^mTclIamcchpf 1 n e he-oy^ a > 1 |y yMd e < ■ 1. sign sp o f[yahirff a s:|t n(y|spl e3yre purcse ntlitej.ny-jong1 histones^of^hought ourjftheiV^^hool0 Are^not^the erueial^of thei.lK‘hef thatstthe^ultimn-taPystenl^^^f^^^^^lf^SpQWei^li^isifms^fi^leyiteip^hviSt-iv^bo^^feiynyer^flrnangigsynttlairilliis^^^'stTucturc^/The/yD^'i^'Tor^aetiotrCpfift rats tees’" yv^grciup (ote we a It h yjye 11 )o’o k" bji t in hiS/mind. ,\V,heh'lu|/[jerc/is&not^a^joarl w enunciated Amen? £ }f *f-^ p ignores its . students beoaus*y|r/j^mincaple^p^^^yt)ferpppwerffin|||fe;Sj'iHl('n t'^|eem|^^p^pf^|y;p)§^^h^m£ageinries|gof gfKci t^va^^afit icntu .-guildertake, ^an * enter- 4so unimportant that one wonders.;-.' then it-tbecomes hv pooritic.-ilJr-WfiJpmyy"^’’meriibers they exist. Nuw'u.h ey.hollow-..arid; totally fails.. irj^uu"I m p,’ pi 1 1 < ihat ' if th« an ministration alw .iv s 1 e true font tion as a I’nivi ixit\j|ijj, ..BECXUSE/ONLY VICEROY-^^RpOO'FiLrERSi:fWWMftaBMttfec, w.^fei3K.^a:iaK o^Ite wasTJ.saddeningfx to'readybasic moral assumptions of . our ; Gadfly then recommends thafltlie at lark on Comment in lastl^'^b . they must be allowed to ". v : t/ie dean ’of -'studen'ts^f/ieaweek ’s^Gadf ly "“column rfdl^uss such mat tors, in'an atmos^Vt take immed'iate.aet iohc[|.S ueffl%^Grahtwm^nients.sfaff^rrejfc?h!r?#f;if#isPrcll?And ^^action^ould] be ^contrary tojt^^DonsiBl^li^enhe'y'aiv(l/wortliless^f^^!M^;yii^^^^:-ri^Mi|i|;:8lffi^SAtra^l1^ns^0%<->H^.i^ri‘Yfii:^i-tyMn^yapi io^^r^cheiiSe^dF^^^osg^di|^mat\^in(llfehoeklyaiul|i^^y/ym^v§he^rmsid#edt/{hvgon1^lyiy^3^^l^#^Mi’t^l-^EbAt;)Ppla^onsideration^asiia*literary^vcn^anonv'moiis^oiitsidersl^!vf-tasF^oininSll^s s*5. If thev/aic moi3-•y'J-r' pr.-s#-riiih;'.' this -.ins11 fut”ume!(H,v; or kss apatheii<^jtnan|^onlinentfeenters'6n^cm^thc^pub 1 d 1;tiK.Vj.kmd [of^self-eonseio'iisi’dar^^^.11 coPslgn it^.to a' wtdl-doscrvedlMarion.iVjfSar: • h .*.w • *f<"*n***11n(!<*‘r¥•':!»1 •» te,ii . t .. ivion. If .'.they-, iio-1 n< i/,A«. .< ymWTHEfOTHERlTVYOLARGESTfSEra®lLTER, BRANDS^ ■;-.iaics|?i-t* a power hinVgiyy.ego^fihd' sudi ' fears- in the coinmns'S’/•mania?--.jH';is)ifas.simiptidns.y.-tor hetyof t Jadf)yylnd< c«l. by su< h a 'lino':’7.oj^^pcp^l^^^^rgu1njui ^flit tiepifai-opn^fif v;a 1 ich l y^o^t h es’^a s s u m p t i ons^b u t V'r do 1 rh’ot'r’sly’l^ grea ter^ei rculat lon-^M o:,[ iglw^ofy j'- ' -j./I f SfiVdcllts'COMPARE!^ How many fitters w your -/;v—the more' filters the £@'smoothe'r‘;rt»0: tostel);#f/ y i-. ;$&$&&£.:£■#. - #•-•■ 1. . -a-, x . „ .^fm the November 16. issue offj.hejPiP'r d€fefra^G^mbnt^S£t.^,^^:Mh e-Maroon^^hpiiid exercisd^^^SffweekfS-^yissu^ofy',the\ivasysuraly 'rfot Repub 1 icaru .Gleary Sonable, degree^of editoriaU/liscrc^;Maroon|^rifiiLii|^^^^^^tigarl^^l^@ldit^VdBl^ip<^^^^^li:ke^tidn4ai^Ar^trairit%wher^p^ii^ration” of Comment '\vrittenfby?his I952Ajictory; an/apolitical'one.^ing Gadfly,S|^>|g^fcifc4w*v.-• - w ^^^a^tj^iEfe^bsurd'/abdu't/'d^eetih^^feThei^wcF’articIgisene^loliffHeic^traces^ of-Ike worship? And i1- it cvelopment office reflected immai.^.^V^impossible^04^0 njoctur ejthe 1 turity and| forced % reasoningf^In* wkaMiredhat|I(ce\feels;ini becom-^feontained '-destructive -and fals^hp^ .#!the|gjVs^ %President^tov.be^ accusations,/^viz-.^theathree^lSasiq#judged notion the basis ofjhis'rec- motivations of University t'poliej|■word so..miu'h]ya.s- on--the[^basisyof.y;are tHeyacquisitive"diiyc foirmdrqShisysoul^fls-Trumanlsiginufeimm^money^the^ almost^yparanoie, dea^remark^Ao^fvpical'^of^the-man?^sirev /on| better public', relafioasl^Are,| Ste^ensons|^yievysfi.soi,s 1 a ar.d"the[battlo^to:control *a majod%dejpuS?M|M& I)ortlon?°f thd'city’s land,.area)^|hpw||^|laclCypf|cfbrrs^-have^been 41 if bad *taste.|'«Wh'atJprehension"^or4ai|.yery[;praetica2■ykind^ofy business*,%d o e si Gadfly j Situation>‘when*he. finds“ unieconl#think^pohtics^is'> ^Whichv<t^a k es cilable^the factUhat"the< Univerj. .. .priW to b^‘nO'nt°re^was n0( a cadre or slur^orTEisen-» normal and^academically great.,ithan^a cymcal^view^of^the<Selec*4 hower,^but upon theAl956 Presi-^ The Maroon^.will be rendering7*u—:ia t^U/ •' J < ,i> n0tw{5€l th,a^ denlialy election.’.Thorefore. ' in-y’the-University' a-great service if|the?id^^refndiculoiis. The.style^pstead.^of t fiortrayuig one'^as^|h£a- it";4wUi^use its good,.judgment-toi^aamit'jis. r,^fc - > 'ligning the President, please infer select' constructive a n d : matii-rej: But. who can fail to sec how that I was maligning the more ideas for publication in futureridiculous the election itself actu- permissibly maligned subject ol Gadfly articles. "ally was. The mood of the nation politics. Steve Magnus Alan M»lbu&Mcergy.Gadfly.4As authereof vonejofi?tl^ftwb||c^«zedMat|t|ele;S;Vyth^ess-iah,[l4 ea n no r A-i s t^t h c| 0,0 mj?pu;lsionl|p||lbfefrdJu^fel;f^^^j^. tend-^t o§ i m p 1 t h a t%:t he^'ar.t ic le,*m ee^s^t hest an d a^rds^f ;(a'l ppe ri od :ii.< •;.ls*r therefpi e-feeh tha: ■ < .adflylvvas^ndiculous tto judge thelarticlelBrand BBrandiG;pHn'^ vy Viceroy’s exclusive filter is madepure cellulose—soft, snovy-wbtte, natural)WmM vV m& s- 'Dec. 7, 1956 • CHICAGO MAROON • 7What nut lugs Lincolnlikeness from library?A six-foot plaster statue ofAbraham Lincoln was stolenfrom Harper library Mondayevening, according to CharlesAddams, assistant director of thelibrary.“We think Abe went home toSpringfield," wept Addams in re¬porting the loss of his favoritestatue. “And we had such a nicepedestal for him in the hallway,"he blubbered.University police officials, quer¬ied about the missing statue, re¬ported a trail of plaster flakesleading to an ancient brick houseat the corner of University and59th streets. “We’re not insinu¬ating that the Chancellor had any¬thing to do with the missing Lin¬coln," stated the officials, “butyou know how many changes thatguy has instituted on this cam¬pus!”Chancellor Lawrence A. Kimp-ton, reached for comment, said,“The world will little note norlong remember what we say here,but it will never forget what1 have done here."Police officials promised imme¬diate action in recovering Mr.Lincoln. “We think he may be alittle off his pedestal," but ihenhe’s getting on in years,” statedthe policeman.A posse was formed TuesdayEUROPE20 Countries, 70 Doys, $1305Summer '57—shorter trip optionalEurope for Collegians255 Sequoia, Pasadena, Californio consisting of library officials (andSabina Wagner), and headedsouth on the trail.photo by GrebbLshA wandering Maroon stafferfound the above «tatue, whichbears a striking resemblance toAbe Lincoln, in the traffic cir¬cle in front of the Ad buildingat 3 am Wednesday morning.Since he was sure no one wouldbelieve his story lie took a pic¬ture to prove it.The CollegeLAUNDERETTE1449 East 57th St.MU 4-9236 100 Tons A Year!One year ago we started selling theNew York Times daily and Sunday.We hare now become the largest, singleNew York Times retail outlet in Chicagoto the tune of 100 tons of the Timesa year.Because of our large volume, you can besure of finding the New York Times hereon the day of publication.SUNDAY NEW YORK TIMESon sale Sunday from 3 P.M. to 10 P.M.Daily New York Times 8 A.M. to 8 P.M.Only the RED DOOR brings you the New York Timesevery day on the day of publication:Daily 10cSunday 25cSCHNEEMANN’S1328 East 57th StreetNOrmal 7-6111or(*Wlio’s Trying to Confucius?)Many moons ago ... around 600 B. C. .. . there wasa barkeep named Draw Wun in a little bistro offTimes Square in Shanghai. Now this character’scashbox was loaded with loot, as Wun served upthe greatest brew that side of the Yangtze.“Murder/* said Wun, one p. m;near 9 as the cats were clamoring formore beer, “I’m getting all shookup trying to keep gung-ho on thetap, take the cash, and figureout the change. I don’t digthat math.”The beer Wun was cryingin belonged to a calculusprof from the local U.o o “Gad, Dad,” sympathized the math man, “keep cool:I’ll think of something. You can count on it.”So the prof rickshawed home and took a bath. Soonhe was heard to shout, “Eureka!” (in Chinese, ofcourse). He had solved the problem by inventing theabacus.Next day he brought in a counting gizmo made of bam¬boo and cranberries. With this mechanical brain, Wunwas able to introduce the time-payment plan, becauseone day a patron and Wun did this bit across themahogany:“I have a yen for two cold ones to go,” said the customer:“Sorry, friend, we don’t accept Japanese currency,”Wun lunged.“I’m flat, cat,” came the reply, “got a suggestion?”Whereupon Wun played a few fast notes on his abacus;figured the terms of a loan for two beers and said,“Borrow one and carry two”... two terms still used inmodem mathematics.So you can see that’s how Wun got a charge outof his abacus.MORAL: When it comes to mathe¬matics, you can count on anabacus if you want to. Butwhen it comes to beer, figureon Budweiser. It's the bestdraught beer any side of theYangtze. You can count on it.e#ooo So><5S"Sgf° SS^>O c>KING OF BURSANHEUSER-BUSCH, INC. • ST. LOUIS • NEWARK • LOS ANGELESt • CHICAGO MAROON • Dec. 7. 1956WUS drive reaches $839The WUS fund drive hasreached a total of $839.00 dur¬ing its 10-day drive, accordingto Arnold Sturm, the campuscommittee treasurer. One hun¬dred more dollars is expected tocome in by the close of the quar¬ter, bringing the total to half ofthe year's goal of $1,957.This money will be allocatedtowards WUS’s unique contribu¬tion in its four fields of work,student lodging and living, stu¬dent health, educational facilitiesand equipment, and individualand emergency aid.As in past campus drives, morethan 70 individuals helped to col¬lect contributions in the dormi- ing to every commuter, 2.500 per¬sons, a letter outlining WUS’sgoals and projects. Nearly 100students responded by “dripping”their contribution into FacultyExchange boxes.Under the leadership of EstherHarrison, members of the WUScommittee received contributionsat the teas of the Botany, SocialScience, Metals and Chemistrydepartments.A team of speakers from var¬ious countries was organized un¬der the leadership of SauyidNaqui of Pakistan, Irene Gagaou-daki and Rene Wadlow, all ofInternational house, to presentthe role and the need of students dividually to many of the peoplethere.The publicity for the drive wasunder the direction of Sue Jacob¬son. Serving with her were Mari¬lyn Kuhl and Nancy Barnett.Advice and help was given tothe committee by Dean Ruth Mc- Carn, Dean John Thompson, and be urgent. The sudden crisis inMax Putzel, the faculty advisors. the Middle East and in HungaryHess, the committee have highlighted both the needDottychairman, said, “We all havebeen encouraged by the supportgiven the WUS committee thisyear, yet the need continues to and the strength of students. Wemust continue to seek to givethem aid as partners in the taskof building a better world commu¬nity.”British intervention in Egyptcalled a colossal blunderby Oliver Iah>British intervention in the Suez canal crisis was a colossal blunder which will result,tories and" International house. in their countries to many of the despite the temporary consolidation of British opinion behind the government, in the de-The efforts were coordinated by extra - curricular organizations. feat Gf the Conservative party early next year.” This was one of the opinions which aa subcommittee of Irene Gagaou- Among those who spoke to clubs political scientist expressed in a lecture sponsored by the International relationsdaki of Greece for International ranging from the folk lore society dub Friday<The lecturer was Martin Wight, visiting professor here for two quarters, teaching in-house, Nonnie Kortschak for thewomen’s dorms, John Avery andArt Tellium for B-J and'ColemanLevin for Hitchcock-Snell.In addition, this year's commit¬tee made a special effort to reachcommuting students. The mostambitious project was the mail-Smail Cheese 95cSmall Sausage . $1.15NICKYS1235 E. 55 NO 7-9063 to the science fiction club includ¬ed Jim Kamtaputia of Thailand,Muljono Sjami of Indonesia,Hsien Lu and Joe Gulsoy of Tur¬key.Letters were sent to all facultymembers and many responded. Aworking committee composedprimarily of first year studentswas able personally to contact thecollege faculty and members ofthe various divisional depart¬ments.Committee members visited theUniversity College—the adult ed¬ucation division of the Universitylocated in the Loop—speaking in¬ ternational relations. A fac¬ulty member at the Londonschool of economics, he haspublished Power Polities. BritishColonial Constitutions, and otherworks.I“British policy in the MiddleEast in recent months can onlyhe understood if you can sympa¬thize with (not necessarily ap¬prove) the deep emotions whichNasser’s seizure of the canalevoked in England,’’ said Wight.He gave as an example the factthat the London Times, which al¬ ways referred to past dictators as stated. “A chord was struck andHerr Hitler, Sen or Mussolini, memories were stirred; vital in-Marshal Stalin, etc., -is now re- terests were subordinated to pre¬ferring to the Egyptian dictator found emotions.”simply as “Nasser.”Since the second world warBritish peacetime foi'eign policyhas been bipartisan, one of itsfeatures being the steady reduc¬tion of Britain’s overseas commit¬ments. But the nationalization ofthe Suez canal was the last of aseries of setbacks in the MiddleEast which caused the Tory “oldguard” to react at last, WightHERE ARE THE LAST IN THESERIES OF 24 OLD GOLDPUZZLESPUZZLE NO. 22CLUE: Opened in 1876, this western uni¬versity is named for a great Mormon leader.ANSWERName.Addreee.CUy.College. -Stale. PUZZLE NO. 23\CLUE: This university derives its namefrom a portion of the Northwest Territory.It includes coordinate colleges for menand women.ANSWERName-Addreet.CityCollege_ .State. PUZZLE NO. 24CLUE: Located on the shore of one of theGreat Lakes, this university was openedin 1855. Frances Willard was once deanof women here.ANSWER.NameAddreetCUyCollege . State -Fayers may now mail their completed sets of 24 TangleSchools solutions in accordance with rule 3 of the OfficialTangle Schools Rules.Before mailing your puzzles, keep an accurate record of youranswers. All players should be familiar with the Official Ruleswhich appeared at the beginning of the contest. Players are urgedto reread the yules carefully and follow them closely. Rule No. 3reads:3. NOTE (a) When entrants have completed solutions to thecomplete set of 24 puzzles ... the solutions are to be printed ortypewritten by the entrant in the answer space provided on thepuzzle (or a reasonable facsimile). The complete set of 24 puzzlesmust be answered, neatly trimmed, and enclosed in an envelope,flat and not rolled, and addressed to:—Tangle Schools, P. O. Box26A, Mount Vernon 10, N. Y., and mailed, bearing a postmarknot later than December 19, 1956. Decorated, pasted or embel¬lished puzzles are not permitted. Each set of 24 puzzles must beaccompanied by a wrapper from any type Old Gold Cigarettepackage (Regular, King Size or Filter Kings) or a reasonablefacsimile thereof.(c) After the deadline for mailing solutions, the correctanswers to all 24 puzzles will be published in a single issueof this paper. Each contestant must keep anaccurate record of all solutions and check hisanswers with the, published "correct answers.REMEMBER—ENTRIES MUSTBE POSTMARKED NO LATERTHAN WEDNESDAY,DECEMBER 19, 1956. BE SURETO INCLUDE A WRAPPERFROM ANY OLD GOLDCIGARETTE PACKAGE WITHEACH SET OF24 COMPLETED PUZZLES.CWTiiivt J83C, Hsrry J? PollKttr FOLLOW THESE MAILING INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY!DOE, JOHNLAKE DRIVESOUTH BEND.IND. Print or type your name and returnaddress on back of envelope,last name first, like this:To help checkers, use business-size envelope approximately4" x 9'/z". Type or print theaddress as shown. 0*Use 6^ postage. ^TANGLE SCHOOLSP.O. BOX 26AMOUNT VERNON 10, N.Y.Use business-size envelope 4“ x 9] ■>“ • • • sometimes referredto as a No. 10 envelope.Each of the puzzles must be neatly trimmed, separately, andplaced in numerical order.No decorations please! Address envelope as shown.Your name and address must be on the back of the envelopeacross the end and in the position shown in the illustration.Please print or type in capital letters—last name first.If mailed according to instructions, postage should be enough.Be sure to include a wrapper from any type old goldCIGARETTE PACKAGE -REGULAR. KING SIZE OR FILTER KING)with each set of 24 puzzles. If you are sending more than oneset of puzzles, place each set in a separate envelope underyour own name.In the event of ties, the Tie-Breaking puzzles referred to inrule 2(b) will be published in this paper with instructions asto who is eligible to play. Publication of these Tie-Breakingpuzzles, if needed, will be announced soon after the correctanswers to the 24 puzzles have appeared. i your lc-pageI writing. brochureThe two major political'partiescame to a deep split in foreignpolicy as the Conservatives re¬sumed the role they had playedduring the Boer war and furtherback, as spokesmen of Britain’snational interest, while Laborparty leader Hugh Gaitskellechoed Gladstone’s admonition,“Perish the interests of Englandrather than we should do onestroke against the Right.”Wight held that the basic errorin British Middle East policy --incethe first world war has been theassumption that Britain’s interestin the Suez canal and Middle East¬ern oil could best bo safeguardedby not antagonizing the Arabs.This partly accounted for Brit¬ain’s unwillingness to create aJewish national home in Pales¬tine, he said.Another reason for the two-Arab and anti-Jewish policy wasthe Arab myth going back to T. E.Lawrence "and other eccentricaristocrats who had gone off andfallen in love with the desert.”Wight then brought up anti-Sem¬itism as another explanation, stat¬ing that “there is something inthis, too.” He thought that thisbias exists in the governing classof France and the United Statesas well.As for British Prime ministerAnthony Eden, Wight regardedas having an “essentially simpleand unsubtle mind.” Eden, hesaid, sees Nasser in the light ofAdolph Hitler, and returns to thispoint again and again. AppeasingHitler during the 1930’s led todisaster, and it is important tolearn this lesson, Eden insists.But W’ight asserted that the par¬allel is false because Hitler hadunlimited ambitions while Nas¬ser does notSHORTHANDIN 6 WEEKSukM/20u$ 00Speed]writing-=* 120 WORD* MR MINUTS (3,0Famous ABC system. Now taught irover 400 cities. New day & Eveningclasses start each Mondav. Attendfirst class as GUEST. Special SummerClasses for College Students. ALSOthorough, intensive SPEEDTYPINGcourse. Use coupon to send for 16-ooge brochure.SPEEDWRITING SCHOOL37 S. Wabash Financial, 6-5471l Speedwriting School! 37 S. Wabash Ave., Chicago 3, III. •“ Please send me without obligation »Gifts for Christmas: be original Pec. 7, 1956 • CHICAGO MAROON • 9Don't give away Aunt Mabel's goodiesPacked in "BeautifullyColoredReusableContainer cakeby Mary Margaret MaroonGift editorOnce more, dear readers,UC’s greatest' (and only)newspaper will attempt tohelp you solve the problem whichappears each year at this time:what presents to get for friendsand relatives, particularly dearold Aunt Mabel, who has beensending you innumerable usefulitems throughout the year.To the friends and relatives, ofcourse, you can always pass onone of Aunt Mabel’s presents, al¬though this course is somewhatrisky because the relatives maytry to give the same thing to AuntMabel later. But for Aunt Mabelherself, and for the friends youmay want to keep after Christ¬mas. a bit more effort is probablydesirable.What’s in a gift?The problem resolves itself intoone of combining usefulness andaesthetic pleasure, with a dash oforiginality to flavor the wholemess: all this, and on a student’sbudget, too.The perennial student need forthrift gifts does not go unrecog¬nized. however: a number ofneighborhood stores and Maroonadvertisers offer discounts onmany of their products and serv¬ices for students.Shop from bookIf you’re pressed for time, anddon’t happen to have a Sears cat¬alog handy, you can consult Her¬mans buying service (MI 3-6700)or the Atlas service (through thestudent service center, Reynoldsclub basement), both of whomoffer student discounts on a largevariety of items: toys, furniture,radios, etc.Books of all kinds, colors, andconditions are available singly orby the carload (car extra) to begiven to people who (1) have lotsof empty bookshelves, (2) collectodd tomes like “How to build aBaroque concert harpsichord,”(3) need winter fuel, (4) justplain like to read, or (5) all orany of the above.General selection of the latestbest sellers, texts, and interestingnew issues is to be found in theUniversity Bookstore and inWoodworth’s (57th near Kim-bark). A more scholarly selectionis carried by Schneeman’s (57thnear Kimbark and across thestreet), who offer gift wrappingand book search service. Acasa(1322 East 55th) and Reid Mich-ener (55th, west of University)specialize in used books, while Clark and Clark (1204 East 55th)carry used books, magazines, andpublisher’s overprints at drasti¬cally reduced prices.Downtown, Follett’s book store1255 So. Wabash) carries a largeselection of new and used textsand school supplies, if you mustbe practical.Big feet?Round, flat vinyl objects arenot too handy for stocking-stuff¬ing but always make much-ap¬preciated gifts. Hi-fi philes willfeel their collection complement¬ed with a copy of “Speed the Part¬ing Guest” (Cook label), “Inte-grale,” “Ionisation,” and otherworks by Edgard Varese (EMS401), or the latest Cook concoc¬tion of railroad noises, jet air¬planes, calliopes, and steam whis¬tles, all in the highest of fidelity.These and other more conven¬tional pressings can be bought atthe Disc (57th street west of Dor¬chester) and at Lowe’s (55thstreet east of Woodlawn) for asubstantial discount: also at theUniversity bookstore. The Dischas by far the most satisfactoryset of listening rooms, completewith interesting wallpaper—plusa collection of greeting cards andsundry.For new intellectsThe person who is constantlysearching for knowledge will findthe Student Intellectual kit an in¬valuable, truly invaluable gift. Itcontains 2 Pete Seeger records,one copy of “Existentialism inone easy lesson,” the completeworks of Beethoven, Mozart, ElvisPresley and Bach, and Hutchins’,"Freedom, Education and theFund.”If you want £ really impressivegift, though, try buying yourspouse a $50,000 life insurancepolicy from Joseph Aaron (RA6-1060) or Ralph J. Wood (FR2-2390). Better include an accidentand hospitalization policy foryourself, too.For the market-basket shopperwith not much time to spendhunting, we recommend the fol¬lowing:The University Bookstore,which carries pajamas and pot¬tery, books and bubble gum,cigars, cigarettes, lingerie, ceram¬ic jewelry, Mrs. Stevens candy,cameras, adding machines, and abeautiful set of wall-size printreproductions, among otherthings.Like Scotch?The Domino (57th, betweenBlackstone and Harper) which has just run out of its $1.50 voo¬doo kit (complete with incanta¬tions) but has beautiful crystaland glassware, odd-colored jeans,an elaborate $12 shoe horn, to¬gether with an assortment ofSwedish trolls and figurines of allnationalities. Scotch and bourbonflavored toothpaste and mouth¬wash is also to be found at theDomino.Acasa, which specializes insmall imported figurines and odd¬ments, and boasts the largest col¬lection of 5 cent greeting cards.Woodworth’s, which besidesbooks has all manner of officemachinery, playing cards, games,stationery, UC jewelry, drawingand art supplies, personalizedChristmas cards (never too earlyfor next year!), and the newSongs of the Pogo, in glowingtechnicolor.Carmen’s (1365 East 55thstreet) offers gift shoppers alarge variety of miscellany tochoose from.If it’s made of plastic, you can get it at the Home Plastics (1303East 55th street).Build computerFor do-it-yourselfers, an am¬bitious project for many happyhours is the Heathkit analoguecomputer kit, priced at about$1500 complete, from the Heathcompany, Benton Harbor, Mich¬igan.The Ace Cycle shop, (819 E.55th) not only stocks bikes andother two, three, and four-wheeledbeasts, but offers a wheel chairrental service for exhaustedChristmas shoppers.Perhaps the ideal gift for AuntMabel would be a non-exehang-able picture of yourself—unlessshe feels impelled to return the favor. If you feel brave, you canhave Jo Banks (5315 S. LakePark), Louise Barker (57th streeteast of Dorchester), or the Album(1171 East 55th) touch up yoursocial face so you can present iton request — a lasting remem¬brance.Do-it-yourself camera kits canbe found at Model Camera (1342East 55th), Reliance (1517 E.55th), and the University Book¬store.And if you find that yourSanta Claus moneybag hassomehow fallen short of yourexpectations, you can alwaysconsult the Hyde Park Co-operedit union for an easy-termloan.We Will Teach You How to DriveQuickway Driving SchoolDUAL CONTROL KE 6-116010% Discount to Students and UC PersonnelFORCHRISTMAS TREESPhone NO 7-9127FREE DELIVERY s1 ; Lifetime Disability Insurance;; Retirement insurance ;[ Phone or Write J1 Joseph H. Aaron, '27 J>135 S. LaSalle St. • RA 6-1060^UNIVERSITY BARBER SHOP1453 E. 57WISHES ALL STUDENTSA Merry Christmas and aHappy New YearFine Haircutting ... Three BarbersFloyd C. Arnold, Proprietor vHolidayL Sift To Y®(1 i&MADE FROM A PRIZED\ COLONIAL RECIPECO-OP SUPER MART5535 SOUTH HARPER PLENTY OF FREE PARKING10 • CHICAGO MAIOO N • Pec. 7, 1956See workings of switchboard“B-J office.”“Kelly, please.”“One moment.”“Operator.”“Kelly, please.”“I’ll connect you with theC-group.”“Group-C halls.”“Could I please speak toNancy Jones in Kelly? I thinkshe is on the second floor.”“Surely.”“Hello?”This multi switchboard plightcommon to the residents of B-Jwas one of the 35 thousand inter*office and outside calls made aday at UC. The- cost for the callis a very small part of the $20,000telephone bill the University in¬curs every month.The communications center ofthe University is located on theSAVE25%on M°urholidayTRIP HOME sixth and seventh floors of theAdministration building. Utilizing2300 extensions and subexten¬sions, the facilities here provideservice for the entire campus, in¬cluding hospitals, labs, and thedormitories.The entire operation, however,is handled by only eleven jovialfemale switchboard operatorsplus dial equipment which wouldonly fill half of an ordinary class¬room. Approximately two-thirdsof the calls are handled by thedial equipment and the: o t h e rthird by the operators.The central office was installedin 1949 to replace the severalswitchboards in other buildingswhich were fast becoming out¬dated. Today, the allotted spaceis little more than half filled withequipment, leaving room for thegrowth of years to come.Procedure requires that all out¬going long-distance calls be han¬dled by the campus switchboardto facilitate correct billing. Somerecalcitrants think that by plac¬ing their call with the city's longdistance operators they will es¬cape being charged for the call.But they are mistaken. The staffpride themselves in trackingdown almost every delinquencyand billing the right person.The office maintains three From B-J to Green: Operators in action photo by Wiisouwarning systems. One is attachedto the fire escape of the girl'sdorms. At the slightest disturb¬ance, a light and buzzer are ac¬tivated. Another lights up whenthe emergency button is pushedin one of the Administrationbuilding elevators. Still anotheris set to ring when the cosmicradiation counter in one of thecampus’ laboratories registersabove a certain level. So far this bell has not had occasion to ring.(This arrangement was madeafter the sun showered an unex¬pectedly high number of cosmicrays on our planet in summer1955. The system at that time wasthat the radiation counter trippeda switch which sounded an alarmin the fnstitute for nuclear studies.Someone would then have to callthe central switchboard to havethem contact all the personnel that were affiliated with the cos¬mic ray project. This middle stephas been replaced by the specialcentral switchboard hook-up.)An invitation to see the open-ators in action was extended bythe supervisor, Mrs. Edna I>>y.den, to all interested parties. "Abetter understanding of the equip¬ment and practices’* she said,”would encourage more intelli¬gent use of the telephones.”GOBYtrain 1trs COMFORTABLE Itrs fun*SAVINGS'You'll have more fun when thegang’s with you ... on the train!No worry about traffic delays.You can stretch your legs . .■ <visir with friends . . . really relaxw hile you speed along your way !And here’s the way to stretchyour allow ance! Team up withtwo or more friends bound foryour home tow n. Travel togetherboth ways. On trips of 100miles or more, you’ll each save25% qn round-trip coach ticketsusing GROUP ECONOMYFARES!*Or better still : s COACHPARTY FARES! Round up 25or more to travel long-distancetogether on the same homewardtrain. Then return singly or to¬gether and you each save 28% ofthe regular round-trip fare.♦ Except for lual itattl between Sew York-V'asbwgton and points east of Lancaster, Pd.Ih your travel or tick*) agent NOWIAik obovt that* big money-saving piano,EASTERNRAILROADS Wedding RingTimken* bearings keep America on the 60... andyao keep going up when you go with the Timken CompanyTHAT little round object is a new kind of Timken*tapered roller bearing for your car. It's the big changein bearings that meets the big change in cars. It helps im¬prove ride, increases safety, prolongs car life, aids styling,protects trade-in value. And it’s available!It’s also a wedding ring;With it the Timken Company recements the 57-yearpartnership between ourselves and the auto industry.It s the product of a whole new approach to the design,manufacture and supply of automotive hearings. A conceptEioneered by the Timken Company and launched in a newind of bearing plant, built at a cost of $ 1 2,000,000. Aconcept mated to the swiftly changing needs of a fantasti¬cally mushrooming auto industry.We call it the Moto-Mated Way.From the Moto-Mated Way comes a whole new breed ofTimken tapered roller bearings for wheels, pinion, differ¬ential, steering gear. Smaller bearings to save space. Lighterbearings to cut unsprung weight, improve comfort.Lower-priced bearings. Strong hearings to handle all thenew power. Wear-resistant bearings to maintain your car’sresale value. It’s how the Timken Company works with industry.Working drawing board to drawing board, we anticipateneeds. Design new products and develop new productionmachinery and techniques to meet new demands. Thiskind of cooperation has paid off for the Timken Companyand for the industries we serve.It’s helped make ’’Timken” the best-known bearing inAmerica. It s kept us moving up. And if you think you’dlike to keep moving up, you might be interested in whatthe Timken Company has to offer college graduates. Fordetails, write for our booklet: ’’Career Opportunities atthe 1 imken Company*” The Timken Roller Bearing Com¬pany, Canton 6, Ohio.TIMKENTRAOI-MARK NKO. U, S. PAT. OFF.TAPERED ROLLER BEARINGSDec. 7,1956 • CHICACO MAROON • 11Give new women'sby Jean KwonWith the foundations forthe new women’s dormitorieson Dudley field about to bepoured, final plans for the firstbuilding, to house 180 women,have been described by Alan Aus¬tin, UC director of student hous¬ing.The first pouring was sched¬uled for today, weather permit¬ting; pile driving is expected tobegin within a few weeks.Building "A,” fronting on Wood-lawn avenue, is the first of thethree planned dormitory units,and is expected to be finished bythe beginning of the fall quarter,1957. It is in the shape of a long,thin “C” with the open end fac¬ing inward toward Kimbark ave¬nue.The building plan, in its latestversion, is modeled generally aft¬er the present C-Group living ar¬rangement. The basement, whichruns through the length of thestructure, is divided in two partsby a long hall. The west side ofthe hall will include two pianopractice rooms on the north sideand two typing rooms on thesouth side.Typing rooms availableThe typing rooms, and mostof the open area in that side ofthe basement, will probably beavailable for whatever use themembers of the house wish, ac¬cording to Austill.On the north end of this part oft he basement, next to the practicerooms, will be a completely-equip¬ped kitchen and pantry for resi¬dent use. East of the practicerooms are located laundry rooms.The rest of the basement spaceis reserved for maintenance andstorage purposes.Each of the three dormitorysections is planned to have thesefacilities.On the first floor of A, foursingle rooms and double roomsare arranged along the street sideand along the north and southperimeters of the “C”-shape. Alsoincluded are a house head’s suite,RELIANCE CAMERA &PHOTO SUPPLIES1517 Eaat 63rd S».BU 8-6040 a student proctor’s room, and aguest suite. In each enclosedportion of the first floor is a spaci¬ous lounge opening onto a flag¬stone terrace which will be usableduring mild weather.Each of the three upper floorswill have single and double rooms,with separate bathroom and tele¬phone facilities for each halffloor.The double rooms are a uni¬form 12 by 16 feet in area, exceptfor the corner doubles, which areslightly larger. The single roomsare approximately 10 by 12 feet.Every room has a large windowand heating grill located directlyunder the window.Install equipmentThe following equipment willbe installed for each resident:Closets with two clothes polesand a set of shelves extendingto the ceiling.A three-shelf bookcase sus¬pended from one wall.Central storage and studyspace combined in a five-foot-long combination desk top andfour dresser drawers.A small vanity-type cabinetwith a drawer, mirror, andtowel rack.A bed.A desk chair.A lamp (variety unknown asyet).There will also be one loungechair in each room. The residential quadrangle,when completed, will be in theshape of a large “C” with theopen end facing south and IdaNoyes; placed directly in theopening is to be the central con¬trol and dining building.The general plan of building“B” and “C” is similar to “A.”Coutroled entranceEntrance to the quadrangle,when all construction is complet¬ed, will be effected through thecontrol building, and the spacebetween that building and thedormitories will be closed, prob¬ably with glass w'alls, accordingto Austill. Except for emergencyexits, there will be no doors di¬rectly onto the street, for reasonsof safety.Two tunnels from the southends of the residence buildingslead into the control “building foruse during inclement weather.In the central building, whichhas not yet been planned in de¬tail. will be located a large loungewith a mail and receiving desk atone end. The dining area is to belocated on the second floor, andhas been planned to accommodateJimmy 9sSINCE 1940I International House Movies 1| Monday evenings. 7:00 & 0:00 p.m. — East Lounge |= Monday, December 10—45c—Treasure Island (American) Technicolor =Monday, December 17—45c—King of Kings (American)illlllllllllllHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIilllllllllllllllllllllllllllHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIItllllllllllll^^iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiitiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii^Fifty-Seventh at Kenwood =UNUSUAL FOOD |DELIGHTFULATMOSPHEREPOPULARPRICESnimitiiiiimiiiitiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?AFTER SHAVELOTION SHULTON New York • TorontoRefreshing antiseptic action healsrazor nicks, helps keep your skinin top condition. 1.00 plus (as dorms plan80 per cent of the total popula- - operation, campus telephones aretion of the three houses at anyone time.While the construction proceedson the second phase—buildings“B,” “C,” and the control—a tem¬porary walk will be built towardIda Noyes to aid foot traffic.Arrangements have been madewith the department of residencehalls and commons to serve mealsto the first 180 residents in theIda Noyes Cloister club.The automatic food vendingservice now inhabitrng the clubwill probably be relocated nearbyin Ida Noyes so that there will beno conflict in use during mealtimes.Until the control building is in expected to be connected directlyto the main UC switchboard. Mailand message service will prob¬ably be set up temporarily in thelounge.What first residents might dowhen pile-driving begins for theother parts of the quadranglenext fall was not commentedupon by the housing bureau.Help Wanted FemaleAtractive girls for guide servicepart time evening workApply after 1 p.m.6 E. Monroe Room 1304CASHFOR YOUR OLD ANDDISCONTINUED TEXTBOOKSSell Your Books Notv BeforeThey Are Superceded ByNewer Books Or New Editions65 E. LAKE STREET AN 3-7337That’s why American Express Student Tours are expertlyplanned to include a full measure of individual leisure—ample free time to discover your Europe—as well as themost comprehensive sight-seeing program available any¬where! 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X.Xdoro*in° X1450 E. 57th115S E. 55 NS A Discounts HY 3-3840:ly bound-1 ^RSSCTf—»14 • CHICAGO MAROON • Dee. 7, 1956Housing problem discussedby Harold Bernhardt“I ean’t remember any issuethat seemed to tear a personapart like this one does —there are good people on bothsides.” SobeganJim Cunning¬ham, executive director of theHyde Park-Kenwood communityconference, speaking on behalf ofthe Southwest Hyde Park devel¬opment plan at a recent meetingon housing in the UC area beforethe Hyde Park NAACP branch."The issue is basically urbanrenewal,’’ Cunningham asserted,"getting rid of decay in ourcities. Unless some drastic actionis taken to set in motion forcesthat will save our community, allHyde Park will be a slum in 10years.”He pointed out that the South¬west Hyde Park redevelopmentcorporation, formed by UC andsole owner of its stock, is the firstsuch group in the entire nationto come forward and press aplan. This UC corporation is try¬ing to acquire a four block areaimmediately northwest of thecampus between 55th and 56thfrom Cottage Grove to VVoodlawnon which to construct apartmentsfor 200 married students andtheir families. Over 600 familiesnow living in the area would bemoved out and 88 per cent of thearea around the apartments re¬served for grass and open spaces.The long-run needs of the com¬munity would be best served bythis action, Cunningham said, al¬though some fine families wouldadmittedly have to give up homes that meant a great deal to them."But if we back up here, it’ll besomeplace else next. And the con¬ference feels we’ll be getting apatchwork solution that won’tconstitute enough intervention toretard the inevitable move toblight.”Cunningham stated that it wastrue that UC’s business office"used to be a great leader in be¬half of restrictive covenants inthe area,” and that there had alsobeen some disturbing recent in¬cidents on the business office’spart, such as last winter’s suddeneviction notices to various resi¬dents, this year’s refusal to planenough parking spaces for newdormitories and their not con¬sulting with residents of the af¬fected area in advance about pos¬sible expansion aims there."But,” he said, "since 1952 UChas been starting to take a realinterest in the community, awk¬ward and fumbling as it mayhave been. The University is. Ibelieve, sincerely accepting theidea of an interracial commu¬nity.”He stated that he did not thinkthat UC was trying to form itselfinto a "white island” between63rd and 57th streets, althoughthere was some circumstancialevidence to this effect. “The Uni¬versity is an asset that we needto preserve while reshaping itsthinking,” he asserted, and every¬one should just as a matter ofcourse “be vigilant to see thatnew UC housing units that comealong will—all of them—be infact interracial.” Not only was the rest of Chi¬cago watching the Hyde Park-Kenwood area to see if “we canreally pull ourselves up from adeclining to an upgrade commu¬nity,” but, he concluded, peoplethroughout the nation and evenin the world would pay attentionto what was done here. "How canUC go on in unattractive sur¬roundings, and attract scholarsand students from all over theworld?”Speaking next, St. Clair Drake,professor of sociology at Roose¬velt college and chairman of theSouthwest Hyde Park neighbor¬hood association, which is fight¬ing the UC corporation's effortsto acquire the first four blockarea, said he found grounds forthinking that "UC would like inso many words to have less Ne¬groes living in its area.”True, things had changed from10 years ago. he recalled, when aNegro student coming out ofSnell hall to mail a letter waspicked up by the police since hedidn’t “belong” around there. But,seeking housing in the area him¬self through the years, he per¬sonally had been turned down 14times “including a couple of timesin connection with UC ownedproperty,” before finally getting5618 Maryland, a few houses out¬side of the present demolitionarea.“Since the University ownsproperty in Southeast Hyde Parkas well as elsewhere, why is itthat housing turnovers in thisarea, of which I’ve got lists forthe last few .years, are never toNegro occupants?” Drake con¬tinued: "My liberal friends askme ‘why do you want to pick on Southeast Hyde Park? Did any¬one say you people should comeon over here?’“I think that if there isn’t anyracial angle to the UC corpora¬tion’s plan to demolish these fourblocks this could be made clear bytheir announcing and backing upa policy of open occupancy hous¬ing for all UC owned propertiesand in the whole area around.“If the primary thing is toserve the area why can’t the peo¬ple in the four block acquisitionarea be allowed to sign pledges,as the ones a block south are,that we’re all going to keep every¬thing up? The University couldbuy some of the big houses upand down Drexel, which are notdilapidated at all. for married stu¬dents. where they could live welland also multi-racially.”Drake cited a Hyde Park Her¬ald editorial of August 22, in aspecial issue devoted to the UrbanRenewal report in its entirety,which put the area’s housing is¬sue as basically one of class andcaste. "Either,” said the editorial,“we keep Hyde Park inter-racialby preserving it as an upper in¬come middle class community, orit will become a one-race lowerincome slum.”“But,” Drake asked, “are thesereally the only possibilities?’*'Heemphasized that there Is a placefor persons who are not profes¬sorial in the university commu¬nity, since, among other reasons,no social institution would lastfor long in such a vacuum with¬out being adversely affected.Foreign students too have astake in opposing the UC corpo¬ration’s demolition plan, he said,since it is possible now to find living quarters on a non-segregat-ed basis in the acquisition area.During a vigorous question anddiscussion period, a number ofpoints were brought up includinga strongly worded request thatthe Hyde Park-Kenwood confer¬ence “rethink” its support of theUC corporation’s Southwest HydePark demolition plan.A student suggested that "Themost important force in this com¬munity is UC. We’re going tohave to work with or in them,so let’s see things from its pointof view.” Another member of theaudience spoke to this view: “Be¬fore, the University backed re¬strictive covenants; now it buysproperty and doesn’t rent to Ne¬groes. It wants an upper middleclass suburb right here in themiddle of Chicago.”Another person asserted thatthe whole housing crisis stemmedfrom the fact that "We in HydePark have been taken in by get¬ting districted from public hous¬ing onto renewal plans.” Still an¬other person observed that onissues of such class import, “weshould have some working classrepresentation. This housing is¬sue is never going to be solvedwithout all people being repre¬sented, both in the conference andin this branch.”Both speakers made some sum¬ming-up remarks. Cunninghamstated that the Hyde Park com¬munity conference’s purpose was“an interracial good-stand¬ard community, of all income,educational, and class levels. Weshould work on open occupancyhousing for the whole city.”St. Clair Drake said that in thefine-print, there just was no goodreason to tear down four blocksof adequate housing and put 88per cent of it in grass. “When UCcomes out and says how it feelsabout interracial housing in thewhole area and not for its ownstudents, we can trust their moti¬vation on the general problem. Ifreally interested they could helppeople b u y interracial co-ops.’’For somewhat different reasons,both speakers seemed agreed that“This is a serious first case forChicago and the whole country.”* STUDENTS LAUNDRY SPECIAL✓ 8 lbs. 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Phone Ml 3-0800, Ext. 3265Ride - Riderstwo to Philadelphia wanted,ibout Dec. 21. Return January 1. WiU*bare expenses. FA 4-8609, after 6 pm.Hide to St. Louis for Christmas holi¬days Desire to leave Friday afternoon,Dec. 14 Will share expenses. ContactDon Volk, MU 4-1308.Ride to New Wilmington, Pa., NewCastle, Pa., Youngstown, Ohio, or Pitts¬burgh for Christmas vacation. ContactMarguerite Hasz, ext. 1040.Hide wanted to NYC, afternoon, Dec.J4 Drive, share expenses. MI 3-6427.Riders wanted to New York and back,fchare expenses. Leaving Chicago Decem¬ber IV or 18; leaving New York, Decem¬ber 29. BU 8-5368.Ride to Cleveland wanted leaving De¬cember 15th-17th. Share expenses anddriving <?). Carol Jamison, 30 Foster. ServicesMathematics. Tutoring and instructionin the standard courses for individualor group. Loop or South side. Specialarrangements for group formed by your¬self. Soglin and Associates. 28 east Jack-son. WE 9-2127.Carmen’s used furniture store. Movingand light hauling. 1365 east 55th. MU4-9003, MU 4-8843.College student with converted ambu¬lance will do light hauling and moving.OR 5-3283.For saleWantedFemale university employee and studentjic ds 1 *or 2*2 room apt. near campus.Will pay reasonable rent. Has excellentreferences. Call MI 3-0800, ext. 2602 days,AT 5-4480, Apt. 429 evenings.Student for part-time work with SouthSide newspapers in advertising. Hoursto suit. Attractive earnings. AB 4-4488;after 7 pm, AB 4-6040.Person to tutor student in rhetoric.Houre to be arranged. Call Clarah Rice,CA 5-4820.Attention student wives; secretarialposition available. Location — Midway.35 hour week. Good salary. Call Mrs.Abrams. HY 3-0533, Monday-Fridny.Female graduate student has 3'^room,partially furnished apartment to sharewith another young woman. 2 blocksPom IC, one block from 53rd streetshopping. Must be willing to live withtwo cats. $50 a month. BU 8-8909 eve¬nings, weekends.Wanted—Male help (2) part-time; oneapproximately 15 hours, one approxi¬mately 30 hours weekly. General staffduties. Hyde Park theatre, 5310 S. LakePark. Apply in person any evening attheatre. Quality hi-fi components at prices tofit student budgets and aesthetic needs.Audio Consultants, c/o Jean Kwon,Foster 16.Washing machine. Good condition.$22.50. FA 4-4011.Omega Seamaster, self-winding watch,sweep second hand, luminous dial, gold-plated. almost new. 2/3 of retail price.Ivan Moser, FA 4-0200. evenings.1950 Studebaker Champion: runs de¬pendably, $50 or best offer. Call TerrySullivan. Coulter 545, or come to 6008Drexel after 1:30 pm.Hi-fi loudspeakers. Brand new. 40%off. Call Hitchcock 74.For rentAttractive room in fraternity house.Maid service, kitchen facilities, linens.$85 per quarter, including interims.PL 2-9477.PersonalTo the gentlemen of Phi Gamma Delta:Gosh or gee, we had fun. Five aremissing, not Just one.For rent2 furnished 2-room apartments, onewith bath. Convenient to campus. In¬ternational house, IC. Phone BU 8-9424.Greenfield.lovely room, twin beds for two girls;kitchen, phone, living-room privileges;Dorchester ave. near 57th st. NO 7-2962. FREE RESEARCH AIDIf you are doing research on theSoviet Union (or are just inter¬ested), use the help available at theoffices and library of the ChicagoCouncil of American-Soviet Friend¬ship, Suite 403. 189 \V. Madison AN3-1877, AN 3-1878. Open 9-5, Monday-Saturday.AC AS A Book StoreChristmas cards — imported and foreign language —featuring one of the best 5c collections in the city.Also imported — small gifts and children's books1322 E. 55th St. HY 3-9651v M «€*!«««<€ <C««« *<€•««<€ ««<««<€ «€« *»«<€«<*<«<«««»«>«*«>*»«'€ M»C<f ««««««*FOR A WE LL “DRESSED HOLI DAYHaberdasheryHeadquartersfor TheSouth SideWHY GO DOWNTOWNFor Your Ivy LeagueHaberdashery Cr ClothingWE HAVE THE LATEST ANDWE'RE CLOSE AT HANDTRY USShort or Tall . . . We Fit AllStudent DiscountLEVITT & SON« shop for the particular manEast 63rd Street MUseum 4-4466 Dec. 7, 1956 • CHICAGO MAROON • ?5Discuss redevelopment storyHow to “improve” 900 urban acres as a whole? This question is being answered inthe Hyde Park-Kenwood area, wherein UC is the biggest institutional factor, by pro¬ceeding with the total or- spot clearance of some 117 of these acres, containing variouslydilapidated and “inappropriate” structures.The Hyde Park-Kenwood area is located between 47th and 59th streets, Cottage Groveto the Lake and is largely composed of old, crowded-together buildings, whose “design re¬flects living conditions of an- ——Other era.” has been the subject of hearings my attention of the NAACPOver 63,000 people live ^fore the Chicago Neighborhood charging that the proposed re-, , . ’ , • , , Redevelopment commission at development project has oven-ere, ma ing the area equivalent cjty hall. By a two-to one vote on tones of racial discriminationstatistically to a city of about the November 25, this authority ap- against some of the Negro citi-size of Raleigh, North Carolina, proved the proposed demolition zens of Chicago,or Springfield, Missouri. 3,835 urged by the UC Redevelopment “Inasmuch as the Neighbor-families would be displaced by corPoration, whereupon op- hood Redevelopment act specifi-ponents announcedplanned to file suit. that they cally prohibits acquisition ofproperty because of race, colorthe proposed improvements.To keep the area, which is es- Michael Hagiwara. attorney for or creed and because this particu-timated as worth $400,000,000, ba- the opposing Southwest Hyde lar point should be fully exploredsically “as is,” it is proposed to Pai‘k Neighborhood association, before the commission reaches aspend $40,000,000 in this clearing was quoted as follows on this two- decision, we respectfully urge the. to-one decision: My reaction is chairman to reconsider reopeningand replacing of structures. one 0f disappointment. It doesn’t the hearings so that the chargesTwo-thirds of this cost would seem that the interests of the in- of racial discrimination may bebe footed by the US Government dividual property owner in the fully explored,and $10 million of the remaining area were considered over and$13,500,000 by the city of Chicago, u7iversityVof'chTcago!;in non-cash grants for school con- a telegram from Willoughby one. However, the two commis-struction, streets, street lighting, Abner, president of the Chicago sioners voting for the measure,etc. The balance would be provid- NAACP chapter, was read into attorney John McCarthy anded by private capital, which would the record by the commission Charles X. Clancy, a savings andbecome interested in constructing without taking any action on it: loan institution president, foundapartments, market centers, and “In reference to the matter before that “the plan shows no discrim-other facilities. the Neighborhood Redevelopment ination to any race, creed, or col-One part of this program in- commission on the program to or. Nor would the plan cause un-volving the demolition of a four redevelop Southwest Hyde Park, due hardship outweighing its ii-block Southwest Hyde Park area, information has been brought to nal public benefit.”Robert N, Landrum, actingabove the expansion needs of the chairman of the commission,voted against the plan as a badTlA Campus-to-Career Case HistoryHe puts communications on the goMartin Jepson, E.E., Purdue, ’53,is an Engineer in the Radio andSpecial Services Section of IllinoisBell Telephone Company.“I help design mobile radiotele¬phone systems,” says Martin. “Wehave a wide variety of customers,including trucking firms, railroadsand marine traffic of all kinds. Manybusinessmen, too, want these systemsfor their private cars. Each customerhas his own communications prob¬lems, and these are a constant andstimulating engineering challenge.“Another part of my job is to helpset up facilities for conventions, sports events and the like. Last sum¬mer’s Democratic National Conven¬tion, for instance, used enoughcircuits and facilities to serve a smallcity. There were special circuits forbroadcasting, teletypewriters, thepress, and for inside communica¬tions. It was our job to set thosefacilities up and keep them operating.“The increase in demand for tele¬phone and related services is phe¬nomenal. It’s this growth that screating real career opportunities inthe telephone business. Add to thisthe fact that it’s a stable business,and you've really got something!”iL.. Martin Jepson is one of many young men whoare finding interesting careers in Bell Tele¬phone Companies, and also in Bell Telephonelaboratories, Western Electric ami Samlia Cor¬poration. See your placement ofl&cer for moreinformation about Bell System Companies. BELLTELEPHONESYSTEM- *■16 • CHICAGO MAROON • Dec. 7, 1956Famous UC Graduates by Kent FlanneryE. FRED BEAKER,1880 -H45, FAMED U.C.PHYSIOLOGIST, STARTEDHIS CAREER AS A GRADiMTEStudent in the summerOF 1901, UNDER PROFESS^KARL PHOUT OF THE 20- IN I9o2, AS A LA-9 ASSISTANTUNDER WRAHOUT, HE WAS atWork oti A RESEARCH PROTECT(count/NO THE SPORES OFMNlPcVST'S MEMO-), when...OLOGY department.E . P RED BfeAKEA.[>RQM A photograph TAKPNJ I?0'- £E ^D^SZrr I BUT THATFINISHED COUNT-JINS 188,000 <***SPORES WHENy ifilS0M£WN6s{ PROFESSORSNAPPED. ) \ NOW/ 8EAKER ROSE TO FAME0VERNI6HT. BUT ONE JAYIN 1904, WITHOUT WARNING,HE .TOLD HIS CLASS...Today x willEXPLAIN MYNEWESTTHEORY—THECONCEPT OF.“tar and ^HIDE »■,Mk MTHE human bodyIS COMPOSED OFTWO HUMOURS —TAR AND HIDE.REMOVE THETAR, AND THEHIDE IS A LIMPSHELL) REMOVETHE HIDE, ANDTHE TAR FLOWSOUT ONTO THEGROUND. TAR AND HIDE? 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"TAR/ lOF COURSE'THEYSIR? / CONTAIN TAR,JUST LIKE ALLLIVING THINGS l IMF'REALL MADE OF TAR/-IT WASN'TEASY- X HAD TAR AND K.CUT HIM KHIDE? you're/off THE AIR!SICK,BEAKER?)HE'S IN¬SANEK } Wbut, SI r,I ONLY-8UT THEY SAID •—.GALILEO,WAS CRAZY?THEY SAID EDISONWAS CRAZY?THEYSAID SAM PINCUSWAS CRAZY.' SAM PlWCUJ? Y JUST Awho’s he? yeur x usedTO KNOW.he really -WAS CRAZY...Af I SAX WlRMLY YOUR NEW HEALTH OFFICER.WHO’S THE n CLAIMS HE USED TO 8£ ,ssv-«e,5ss-CHAP WITH THEJA g|G mAn gAC(<FLY-SWATTER? THE COLONIES.C- PR06A8L-Y CRACKED.Tomb, won’t thoseBLASTED DRUMS EVERLET UP? .ill Killm/HIRave a WORLD of FUN!Travel with IITAUnbelievable Low Cost TERRY’S PIZZA I DUNCAN •ItjvmvmwwkVwwvwwmmAxxxmvvsvicvvwvM,8 * av oriEuropeW Day JSL frum $525Orient “The World's Best’FREE DELIVERY TO ALL UC STUDENTSSMALL 1.00 LARGE 1.95 STATIONERY1313 £. 35 HY 3-4111Next Door to Post OfficeCOMPLETE LINE OF ART MATERIALFULL LINE OFMd/iy foun includecollege creditAH* tow-coit trips to Mexico$169 op. South America $699 up,Hawaii Study Tourt $528 up andAround the World $1398 ep. PERSONALIZEDXMAS CARDS36-HOUR SERVICE PARKER, SCHAEFFER& ESTERBROOK PENSGifts for All from $1 up■~s .Dec. 7; 1956 • CHICACO MAROON • 17Hither and YonUnderhanded students puzzle cops)>y Marge Russelland Bob BrounNewsmen steol hatsVDiversity of Toronto: Thepremieres of Canada’s 10provinces may soon be goingaround bareheaded, if a na¬tion-wide student prank suc¬ceeds in its objective.Staffers of Canada’s university>indent newspapers have vowed to bring the hat of each of Cana¬da's ten premiers to their annualconference of the Canadian Uni¬versity Press, to be held this De¬cember in Toronto. The hats willthen be displayed as a symbol ofthe prowess and the prankishnessof the students who produce Cana¬dian campus papers.The plot started in Edmonton,Alberta, where two students fromthe University of British Colum¬bia’s Ubyssey managed to stealthe hat of Alberta’s Premier Man¬ning, while he was giving a radiospeech. (Canada’s ten provincialpremiers hold a position approxi¬mating that of US State gover¬nors.) vThe Alberta students then ask¬ed their journalistic brothers allacross Canada to garner the restof the politico’s hats for souve¬nirs, to be displayed at their con¬vention.The University of Toronto’sVarsity was next, as two intrepid staff members penetrated to theinner sanctums of Ontario's par¬liament building, and lifted Pre¬mier Frost's hat from the coat-rack in his outer office.Told of his loss, Premier Frostwas philosophical, and did askfor the return of the hat. The rea¬son? He only has one good hat— and so is now going bare¬headed. He offered to trade thema tall black silk plug hat, whichhe has not worn since the Kingvisited Canada in 1939, for hismore conventional headgear.Varsity editorial officials havenot yet decided to trade. How¬ever, they did denounce with theutmost vigor an “underhanded”and “unscrupulous” attempt onthe part of another Ontario col¬lege paper to get Premier Frost'sprized chapeau — these studentsjust asked for it.Said The Varsity7: “What anunderhanded way to get a hat.”(The Varsity)Hungary: students revoltSeldom has the American college press shown such an interest and unanimityof opinion on any world event as on the revolt in Hungary. Almost every collegepaper coming into the Maroon's offices has contained editorials or news storieson some aspect of the fight for freedom in Hungary.Here are some of the high-. , , , , ^ helping Hungarian students. Theylights from the. campus pi ess. rCp0rte(i that they had already• Two University ot loronto sent much material across thestudents volunteered to go to frontier, and asked: “Will youHungary to fight in the rebel- help our Hungarian comrades inlion. However, the students their fight for liberty?”were unable to obtain transporta¬tion to Hungary in time to be ofassistance.A short service for the Hun¬garian war dead was held at theuniversity's war memorial, andplans are now underway to holda fund-raising campaign at thisCanadian campus.• University of New Mexico’sLobo commented:"The students who diet! for free-lorn in Hungary wTere much likeus ... a change in circumstances,and those students could havebeen us . . . they opposed theworld's mightiest army with lit¬tle else but courage. We couldhave helped, but where were we?”• $2,100 was raised in a two-daydrive on campus for Hungarianrelief work.• A letter of appeal from thestudents of Graz university, Aus¬tria (located near the Hungarianborder) was received by studentgovernment at Montclair stateteachers’ college, New Jersey. Inthe letter, the Austrian studentsasked for financial aid and mate¬rial, so that they could keep-onChoir singsMessiahTlie UC choir will presentits seventh annual baroqueperformance of Handel’s Mes¬siah Sunday at 3 pm, in Rocke¬feller chapel.The baroque performance usesHandel’s original Messiah score,first played in Dublin in 1742. Theoriginal, designed for a smallfhoir, was seldom given afterthe 19th century reorchestrationsef the work by Hiller, Mozart, andTrout for larger choral groups.The 53-voiee University choirwill be accompanied by membersof the Chicago Symphony orches-1ra Paying the original Handelscore.Richard E. Vikstrom, directorof chapel music at the University,► will conduct the choir, Soloistswill be Dorothy Linden Krieg,.soprano; Lillian Chookasian, con-‘alto; Roger Pillat, tenor; Kay►raves, bass; and Heinrich Flei-sener, organist.Tickets for the performance^ purchased at the Reyn¬olds club desk, Woodworth’s bookI ^ ’'re, and the chapel office. Gen--aUdmisison is $2. Student rate!s $1 per ticket. • A fund-raising campaign be¬gan last week at the Universityof Washington to help the Hun¬garian rebels.• Over 100 scholarships havebeen offered to Hungarian refu¬gee students by US universities.• U. of British Columbia: Anentire Hungarian school of fores¬try—complete with teachers andstudents—is moving to Canada.The school, located near theAustrian border, escaped enmasse some two weeks ago fromHungary. The University of Brit¬ish Columbia, and a Canadianpaper company, is sponsoring theschool’s move to Vancouver, B. C.,where it will set up shop again., (Ubyssey)• Dartmouth College: After athree day drive $1,000 has beencollected for Hungarian relief sofar. More may be collected.(The Dartmouth)• University of Utah: The UtahChronicle commented: “It is ourresponsibility to adopt the Hun¬garians that have been brought tothe United States. It is likewiseour responsibility to assist those in Austria. We can aid by thecollection and signing of lettersto world leaders in an attempt tovoice our protest and by support¬ing the campus wide collection offunds for Hungary.” (The DailyUtah Chronicle)(Rocky Mountain Collegian)• Columbia University: Acrowd of over 200 contributed$270 dollars after a Columbiarally to aid the Hungarian stu¬dents. The rally started a weeklong drive for funds for Hungar¬ian refugees.• The Cavalier Daily (Univer¬sity of Virginia) reports: “TheHungarian fight for freedom islargely a student affair, and ithas been the students who havesuffered most in the Russian mop-up. The spark of the revolt wasset by a student demonstrationin Budapest against the Red over-lords, and in the actual fightingthe young men and women playeda prominent part.“In the exodus from Hungaryto Austria the great majority ofrefugees have been students orHungarians of student age. Westudents should feel an obligationto match in this minor way thesacrifices made in the anti-Com-munist fight.‘They offered their lives; wecan at least offer a few dollars.”SAVEON USED TEXT BOOKSREFERENCE BOOKSOUTLINESWe buy books theyear ’round. Highestcash prices paid.324 S. Wabash HA 7-2614 If happens here, too . . .Harvard: Police “weren’t sur¬prised” to find out that about 75per cent of the ears towed in bythe Cambridge police in city’sdrive against illegal parkers be¬long to Harvard students.The Captain of Traffic said thatcity police were instructed to re¬port to the university all unreg¬istered student ears which theytowed in.“Students can charge off theirtickets and fines as cheap rent,”he said. (Harvard Crimson)Integration?University of North Carolina:There is probably no student oncampus who doesn't advocate thetype of integration which tookplace on campus the first of thisweek. The Independent Women’sCouncil packed its drawers andfiling cabinets and moved into theMen’s Inter-dormitory Counciloffice. (Daily Tar Heel)Drink, drink, drink . . .Fordham College: College offi¬cials here are considering permit¬ting beer to be sold on the campusof this New York Catholic uni¬versity.A university official stated thata committee has been appointedto look into the subject, and it ishoped that “a mature, intelligent,and Christian” recommendationon the matter will be handeddown shortly. (Fordham News) has moved upward once more.The girls now outnumber the men4 to 1 in the daytime and 2 to 1in the evening.(Wright Collegian)]Mama, where's pappa?Harvard: College graduates arehaving more children.This was announced recently bythe Population reference bureau,Washington, after completing anation-wide survey. The surveygave no reason for the increasein fertility, but did show that col¬lege grads—and students—weretending to marry younger, andhaving larger families sooner.According to the survey, gradu¬ates of Mormon and Catholic uni¬versities led others in the s;ze oftheir families. (Harvard Crimson)Wan! segregationGeorgia State: Strong supportfor state segregation policies wasgiven editorially by the GeorgiaState Signal, student newspaperhere. The paper endorsed formerGovernor Talmadge in the state’ssenatorial race, and said it wasopposed to integration at GeorgiaState, or in Georgia’s publicschool system.(Georgia State Signal)Oh, boy!Wright Junior College: Girls at¬tending Wright in the daytimecan afford to be choosy these days—the latest registration figuresindicate that the guy-to-gal ratio ClaimbelongingsPersonal belongings lostduring the autumn quartermust be claimed before theend of the quarter, the Uni¬versity information deskannounced.Lost items such-as keys,books, articles of clothingand pens, should be firstsought in the building theymay have been lost in, andif not found there, the in¬formation desk should bechecked.All lost items are dis¬posed of at the end of eachquarter.PROBLEM:How to get homefor the Holidays?SOLUTION:Fly United Air Lineslow-cost Air Coach!Save valuable vacation tlmoand money on thrifty, dependableUnited Air Lines Air Coaeh. Faresarc low. And seats are placed just2-abreast for roomy, stretch-outcomfort. Convenient schedules.Call or visit your nearest Unitedoffice or authorized travel agenttoday.1$ • CHICAGO MAROON • Pec. 7, 1956Coming events onDeadline for inclusion ofitems in the calendar of com¬ing: events Is 12 noon on Wed¬nesday. Items may be left atthe Maroon office, sent by fac¬ulty exchange or regular mail,or telephoned to extensions 5265or 3266. Organizations whichhave published a schedule oftheir activities are invited tosend a copy to the Maroon. List¬ings for recurring Items mustbe renewed each quarter.Friday 7 DecemberPorter luncheon-lecture, “Religion Inliberal arts, social science couraea andstudent values.” prof. Donald M«lkel-John. 13:30 pm. Chapel house, lunch50 cents.Xmas party, Humboldt chib, 3:30 pm,Ida Noyes.Xmas around the world dinner. French,3:30-8:30 pm, Science and Industrymuseum. 57tli Street and Lake Michi¬gan, $1.75.Lutheran St. Nicholas party, dinner,6 pm, Chapel house.Film, The Cruel Sea, 7 and 9:30 pm,Judson lounge, 25 cents.Christmas party. Social service adminis¬tration club, 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes.Peace center lecture, "Race relations inthe changing north.” prof. St. ClairDrake of Roosevelt U., 8 pm. Watsonhome. 5132 Woodlawn.Socialist party lecture, "Unions in 1957.**Donald R. Anderson, member Rail¬road clerks union, 8 pm. 6106 Ellis,entrance, (coffee, 7:30 pm).KAM service, "Three dreamers In Israel—Sigmund Freud, Louis D. Brandels,Aehmad Haam,” Rabbi Jacob Wein¬stein. following debate "Are lox andbag;! essential to Jewish survival?”8:15 pm, 50th and Drexel, KAM tem¬ple.Modern Greece lecture series. "Knosls(union): central theme of modem Greek history,” visiting prof. GeorgeE. Arnakls. 8 pm, Soc SCI 122.University concert, Eger players:Brahms: Trio for violin, horn, piano,8:30 pm, Mandel hall, $1.50.Saturday 8 DecemberWorld Xmas dinner, Danish and British,5:30 pm, SI museum, $1.75.Yugoslav ballet, group going, 7:15 pm.meet at Int house lobby.Varsity basketball, UC vs. Chicagoteachers college, 8 pm. Field house. $1.Film: Walk to Freedom, and social cele¬brating "Anniversary of Montgomerybus boycott,” refreshments. YoungSocialist league. 9 pm, 1343 E. 50thstreet.Radio broadcast, "The Sacred Note,”10:15 pm. WBBM.Sunday 9 DecemberEpiscopal Communion, 8:30 am, Bondchapel (breakfast afterwards. Swiftcommons, 30 cents).Roman Catholic masses, 8:30, 10. 11 am,DeSales house.Lutheran communion, 10 am, Hiltonchapel.Radio broadcast, "Young voices ofEurope,” Gabrlelle Rolln, Belgian nov¬elist. Par Radstrom, former Swedishbroadcasting commentator. HarryEvans, former editorial writer Man¬chester Evening News, dean M. F. X.Donohue, 10:30 am, WUAQ.University Christian religious service.Convocation Sunday, "The shock ofrecognition,” Rev. James CutlerAdams, FTF, 11 am. Rockefellerchapel.Carillon concert, James R. Lawson, 2:30pm. Rockefeller chapel.Concert: Messiah, Handel’s original ac¬companiment. UO choir, membersChicago symphony orchestra, 3 pm.Rockefeller chapel, 1156 E. 59th street,$2.Graduation supper, 5:30 pm, Int house.World Xmas dinner, U8A. last program,5:30 pm, SI museum. $1.75.Xmas party, Quaker fellowship, 6 pm,Quaker house, 5615 Woodlawn.Film: The Browning Version, 7 and 9:30pm. B-J. 25 cents.Xmas party, Porter fellowship, 7 pm.Chapel house.Peaee center lecture-discussion, "Uni¬versal human rights—why the delay?”Lawrence Scott, American Friends service committee. Saburo Suzuki,Japan; Hafeez Kahn, Pakistan; H•un-shad Rahim of India, 8 pm, Int househome room.Monday 10 DecemberPhysiology seminar, “Problems In themechanism of action of tranquillzingdrugs.” prof. J. E. Toman. 4 pm, Ab¬bott 133.Film: Treasure Island, 7 and 9 pm, Inthouse.Lecture, "The Hlttltes and the OldTestament," prof. Hans O. Guterbock,New Testament club. 8 pm. Swiftcommons.Radio broadcast, “And gladly teach.”Jo Anne Baughan Interviews AliceFllcklnger, William Earwalker. highschool teachers. “Campus Correspond¬ent.” 9:30 pm, WMAQ.Tuesday 11 DecemberCouncil of university senate, meeting,3:40 pm. Law south.Statistics seminar, “A problem In opti¬mum filtering with finite date,” prof.Gopinath KaUianpur, Michigan StateU., 4 pm, Kck 207.Frankfurt - Chicago seminar, “Currentactivities in molecular biology.” prof.Jui H. Wang, Yale U., 4 pm. Breastedhall.Metals institute colloqulm. "Viscosity ofhelium II.” prof. R. M. Mazo, ResearchInstitutes 211. 4:15 pm.Argonne cancer seminar, “Some Studiesof the Biosynthesis of estrogens Inman," prof. Harold Werbln, 4:30 pm,Billings hosp. 1-105.Folk dancing, assembly room, 8 pm,int house, 50 cents.Social research lecture. "Role theory’soccupational analysis,” prof. RaymondB. Mack, 8 pm, Soc Scl 201.Radio broadcast, "And gladly teach,”profs. Robert Cecil Bald, EdwardRosenheim Jr., college teachers, Jo-Anne Baughan, 9:30 pm. WMAQ.Wednesday 12 DecemberCampus correspondent, Jo Anne BauganInterviews Robert C. Bold and EdwardRosenheim, Jr., on "And gladlyteach”: WMAQ. 7:30 pm.Carillon concerts: 4:30 pm. Memorialchapel.Meeting of the faculty of Phvslcal Sci¬ences, 3:30 pm, Eckhart 133. quadranglesVarsity swimming meet: UC vs. IIT,3:30 pm, Bartlett gym.Episcopal communion service. Bondchapel, 7:30 pm.Microbiology club: "The nutritionalaspects of plasma X protein," Dr.A. F. MacFarlane, 4:30 pm, RickettsNl,Evensong, bond chapel, 5:05 pm.Romance languages and literature: lec¬ture: "The road of St. James,” WalterStarkle, 8:00 pm. Soc Scl 122.Law wives, 7 pm, Ida Noyes.Science fiction, 8 pm, Ida Noyes.Episcopal Advent series, Reverend Mr.Nes. 8 pm. Redeemer church, 1420 E.56th.Thur$day 13 DecemberCampus Correspondent: Jo Ann Baug¬han Interviews Lois Plttenger. RogerPlllet. and Robert Erickson on "Andgladly teach,” WMAQ, 9:30 pm.TV: “My Brother’s Keeper,” Rev. WalterHarris. Dean Jerald C. Brauer: 9:30pm. WTTW, Channel 11.Psychology club, 2 pm, Ida Noyes.ISL, 7 pm, Ida Noyes.Friday 14 December272nd Convocation, Rockefeller chape!.Chancellor Klmpton presiding, 3 pm.Methodist fellowship lecture: "The sac¬rament of baptism,” David Wilcox:7:30 pm. Chapel House.Varsity basketball game, UO vs. St.Proclous college, 8 pm, Field house.University concert: Fernando Valente,harpsichordist, 8:30 pm, Mandel hall.Intervarsity Christian fellowship, 8 pm,Ida Noyes.Scandinavian club, 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes.Saturday 15 DecemberUC Choir: "The sacred note," WBBM,10:15 am.Fall quarter endsDames club, pot luck, 2 pm, Ida Noyes.Monday 17 DecemberFilm, “Kins of Kings,” Int House, 8:30pm.Tuesday 18 DecemberVarsity basketball: UC vs. FFT, 8 pm,fleldhouse. Wednesday 19 DecemberEpiscopal advent series. Bishop Burrlll8 pm, Redeemer church, 1420 E. 56th!Thursday 20 DecemberHospitality Center, 10-9 pm, 59 E Mon¬roe, 4th floor, YWC*. From nowthrough December 31, meet peoDletours, sociality. Lunch dally 12-1:30pm. teas. 4-6 pm. Everyone welcome.Deadline for foreign students to signup for Christmas In an Americanhome. Register at Hospitality center.Monday 24 DecemberCarillon Concert: Socletas Campanarl.°rum. 4 pm: Mitchell tower chimesand Rockefeller chapel carillon.Christmas Eve vesper service, 4:30 pm.Rockefeller chapel. *Christmas Vigil: 10:30 pm. Crossroadsstudent center. 5621 BlackatoneTuesday 25 DecemberChristian religion holiday, ChristmasCrossroads Open House: 2 pm 5621Blackatone.Saturday 29 DecemberCrossroads Christmas party: 8 pm. 5467Woodlawn. p ‘Tuesday 1 January, 1957Gregorian calendar year begins.Wednesday 2 January*>***•? quarter opens.Classes regularly scheduled to meeton Wednesday will meet today for thefirst time.Maroon staff meeting, 7:30 pm, IdaNoyes.Thursday 3 JanuaryRegistration continuesFriday 4 JanuaryNext Issue of the Maroon published.TheologiansA low-flying plane spreads Arcadian fertilizer on forestland and — for the first time — a new technique isavailable for making a vital crop grow faster.That smart coat — fashioned of exciting Caprolandeep-dye nylon—seems remote indeed from growingtrees. But both these new concepts in fibers and forestrydepend upon Allied’s creative use of nitrogen. Togetherthey spell chemical diversity.FARMING FORESTSandFASHIONING FIBERSHERE’S HOW THEY’REALLIED Some of Allied Chemical’s 3000 products for farm,home and factory are described in a new booklet, “Intro¬ducing Allied Chemical.’’ Write for a copy.TRADEMARK PRODUCTS INCLUDE:Arcadian fertilizers • Caprolan nylon • Piaskon resinsGenetron aerosol propellants • Wilputte coke ovens • • Mutual chromic acidSolvay chloromethanes discuss "Choice"To what extent is an em¬ployer responsible for a faith¬ful employee no longer able toperform his job because of illhealth?This problem will be discussedwith a dramatized introductionThursday on ‘‘The Choice" at9:30 pm over WTTW, Channel 1LProduced by UC, "My Brother’sKeeper" will have Jerald C.Brauer, dean of the federated the¬ological faculty, and Walter Har-relson, dean of the University’sdivinity school, as participants.In the series, Dean Brauer andothers of the faculty discuss thereligious and moral elements inproblems of living.HolidayGreetingsfromNICKYSPIZZERIA1235 E. 55th NO 7-9063Cr Jim ml rigfor Exams?Fight “Book Fatigue" SafetyYour doctor will tell you—•NoDot Awakener is safe as anaverage cup of hot, black cof¬fee. 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Y.Campus correspondent' featuresUC educators and students 'Backgrounds of teaching — educational research and ex¬perimental studies in education — as well as teaching in highschools and colleges will be explored on “Campus Correspond¬ent,” WMAQ (NBC) radio series, beginning Monday.The second portion of UC’s“And Gladly Teach” will bepresented on four successive eve¬nings at 9:30 pm.jo Anne Baughan, an under¬graduate student and the Univer¬sity's “campus correspondent,’will talk with teachers and spe¬cialists on education in a contin¬uation of the series first present-Christmas records bring harmonyto holly-decked winter festivalby Alessandro FugatoWhatever may be the ingredients you choose fo** your Christmas cake, music will be chief.Long custom has ordained that the holly and the ivy become mere withered shrubs withoutthe blandishments of harmony. And while the “barbarous sounds” of the beaked flute,which formerly brought forth the flaming puddings, have faded into the distance and thepast, Christmas still is ushered in, celebrated and retired to the strains of the noblest art.We, the cognoscenti of sophistication equal the scorning of Crosbies and Comos of theworld, turn from Bromo- ed in October.On Monday, Miss Baughan willtalk with two high school teach¬ers about teaching careers in thehigh schools. Participants will beAlice Flickinger, social studiesteacher at the laboratory school,and William G. Earwaker, Eng¬lish teacher at Garl Schurz highschool. Pec. 7, 1956 o CHICAGO MAROON • 19Draper's dramatic sketcheswell received by Mandel crowdThe largest Mandel hall audience in recent years witnessed Ruth Draper in six of herdramatic sketches one week ago. Every seat filled, about 150 people stood, sat on stepsin the balcony or on the floor in front of the stage downstairs. They were well rewarded.Miss Draper’s accomplishments as an actress, above all her ability to populate the stagewith a number of distinct characters while portraying only one character in her own per¬son, are renowned. The sketches, which she has written herself, are clever, often charming,and usually humorous. ———It is not true, as the pro¬gram note stated, that “thedramatic sketch . . . usually be¬comes in her hands a whole playcondensed to its essential sub-Seltzer to the Schwann insearch of erudite treasures.Being possessed of profound mu¬sical knowledge, we natundmentown or share ownership in therecognized peak productions —Messiah (Westminster 3306 forbaroque, Angel 3510 for “tradi¬tional,” London 19 for neither onenor the other), St Matthew Pas¬sion (West. 4402), Christmas Ora¬torio (Vox 7713), Jt Minor Mass(West. Ang. 3500), Magnificat(Vox 8890).Having gotten off the beatenpath of custom far enough to behopelessly trapped in the quag¬mire of uncomupted Judgement, we might just as well go wholehog and discover together thatSaint-Saens, too, dashed off aChristmas Oratorio (Mus. Lib.7008), and that the spoken workcan sound like music in the mouthof Dylan Thomas as he reads hisshort story, A Child's Christmasin Wales (Caedmon 1002).The resplendent sounds of theflauto di becoo embroider an an¬cient, varied musical orgy by theTrapp Family singers (Decca9689) as well as the Deller Hollyand the Ivy (Vanguard 499) andthe Classic Editions LP of Christ¬mas Carols Old and New (1053).And if you and Alessandro arestill together so far along in thewordage (despite both editorsand ennui), take a whack at Eng¬ lish Medieval Carols (Esoteric521), Gibbons’ Tudor Church Mu¬sic (West. 18165) and the Home¬coming assembly of artists onVanguard’s Chansons de Noel(497)—Martha Schlamme, Rug¬gero Gerlin, Edward Vito, ChoralEnsemble Beauvais, and LesChardonnarets!Of course, when the fizz beginsto fizz, you may want the whim-sey of Ferrante and Teicher’s Ad¬venture in Carols (West. 6021).And before the final revolution,let’s wish each other Buon’ Nat-ale e Felice Anno! Turn down anempty glass—ma non troppo! stance,” but twice, in “The ItalianLesson” and ‘An English HouseParty,” the sketches expanded toseveral episodes. Even then MissDraper’s technical range, her con¬trol of voice and gesture, kept thecharacters and actions clear andeasy to distinguish. In “An Eng¬lish House Party” she took suc¬cessive characters in her ownperson, including a sweet, sim¬pering, eighteen-year-old minis¬ter’s daughter.As literature, the sketches haveone counterpart in the dramatic“monologues” of Robert Brown¬ing, and like many of Browning’spoems, the sketches employed artand national character as themes.Of six sketches, five nationalities,English, Irish, Scottish, Americanand French, were represented bythe central character. And artists,art works, or art teachers figuredin all but two.The best of the six was thefirst, ‘The Italian Lesson." MissDraper, as a society woman hell¬bent on culture, peopled the stagewith animals, children, servants,and the Italian tutor, and en¬gaged in phone conversations her lover, and several other per¬sons. “Make up your mind not totouch the things on that table,”she told one of her children,“that’s what minds are for.” Thenext to last sketch, “An Art Gal¬lery in Boston,” was also verygood.The final sketch, however, didnot warrant being “repeated byspecial request.” (It was the onlyone of the six which Miss Draperhad also presented at anotherMandel hall appearance severalyears ago.) The power of the por¬trayal of a French actress wasovershadowed by a virtuososketching of languages, andthrough it all ran the suspicionthat the harried actress was ineffect pleading with the audience,gave Miss Draper three curtaincalls.The performance was intro¬duced by Morton Dauwen Zabel,professor of English currently re¬sponsible for the William VaughnMoody lectures. He introducedMiss Draper's appearance, the200th in the series, as “a mile¬stone ... in the principal forumof the arts at the University.”—GaloisJO BANKScreative photography5315 S. Loke Park MU 4-7988NSA Discount CALLNICKYS»=OR PIZZANO 7-9063Corr goes to IF meetingHerb Gorr, president of IF council, was UC’s representativeat the Undergraduate National inter-fraternity conference,last Friday at the Waldorf Astoria hotel in New York.Dean John P. Netherton was the delegate to the GraduateNational inter-fraternity con-during the conferences. The firstis as follows: Resolved that un¬dergraduate IF conference rec¬ommends to all college adminis¬trators that IF councils handlefraternities’ social activities. Thesecond resolution encouraged theacquisition of funds and scholar¬ship^ for Hungarian students.ference.More than 500 representativesof American and Canadian col¬lege and university fraternities,interfraternity councils, deans,and college administrators par¬ticipated in the graduate and un¬dergraduate sessions.Two resolutions were passed Eye ExaminationsVisual TrainingDr. Kurt Rosenbaumoptometrist1132 E. 55th StreetHYde Park 3-8372 Christmas Sale...beginning with open house, Saturday, December 8, ot 7 p.m.Sole continues until December 24th, including Sundays.CERAMICS — Ashtray, lamp bases, pitcher sets, mugs,cups, bowls.Also silver jewelry and copper sculpturePETERSON CERAMICS1225 E. 55th MU 4-0117IT’S FOR REAL! by Chester FieldSANTA CLAUS ANALYZEDWhy oh why does Santa go,“Ho-Ho, Ho-Ho, Ho-Ho, Hot**Is it just because he’s jolly?I believe he's off his trolley,«, • Gifts for everyone on earthBreed hysteria—not mirth,If you had his job to doBet you’d shake like jelly too!moraii End your gift problems before they start. GiveChesterfield in the carton that glows for real—to allthe happy folk who smoke for real! Buy lots—todo lots for yourChristmas list.Smoko for roof.# »•moke Chesterfield I****———Tt*-"nniH ■!WWHLV-* DOES THAT NEW BOOKHAVE THAT NEW LOOK?Make Sure at Schneemann’sWhen you buy o new book for o gift or for- yourself, you want a clean, fresh copy.At the Red Door, every core is taken to keepour new books new.When You Buy New Books Get New BooksSCHNEEMANN’S1328 East 57th StreetS tNOrmal 7-611120 • CHICAGO MAROON • Dec. 7, 1956Starkie at UC UC Humanities courseBritish Hispanist, writer, gypsyto discuss 'Road of St. James’Dr. Walter Starkie, eminent British Hispanist, lecturer, scholar, musician, and writer, willspeak Wednesday at 8 pm in Social Science 122 on “The road of St. James: Pilgrimages toCompostala and the author’s own experiences.”Starkie was director of the British institute in Madrid from 1940 to 1955. For over 20years he was a professor in Spanish and Italian languages and literature at Dublin univer¬sity. Concurrently for almost as many years, he was a director of the Abbey theatre move¬ment. His lecture tours have ——taken him to Scandinavia, Alba; The Road of Saint James, sor of romance languages at UC. presented on TV series’ A kinescoped version of UC’s humanties course is currentlybeing presented over educational station WTTW, channel 11.The series, which began last Tuesday, was prepared by theEducational Television and Radio center in Ann Arbor, Michi¬gan, under the supervision of —Lee Wilcox, associate director Stret-icar Named Desire by Ton-of the UC office of radio and tele- nessee Williams as course mate-vision.“The Humanities” is broadcaston channel 11 every Tuesdaynight at 6:30 until February 26.The program, aimed principallyat adults, will be divided intothree main parts, based on thewinter and spring quarters of thehumanities 1 course. rials.The second will consider Pi-casso and Mondrian, among otherpainters, in an attempt to assessthe values of cubism and other ab¬stractions with a view towardanalysis of the visual arts.The third part of the programwill deal with the origins of mod-The first portion is to deal with ern music, with emphasis on itsItalv France Central and and A History °f Spanish Music. The institute of international modern drama, short stories, and ties with the past and its attempts** ' T- *-»_•.:„u \\tu~ » education is sponsoring Starkie novels, and will utilize “The Dead” at expression through changes inin his 1956 series of lectures in by James Joyce, The Great Gals- mood, tempo, and instrumenta-by by F. Scott Fitzgerald, and A tion.South America, Canada and theUnited States. Starkie 1 i s t s his recreations as“violin playing, wandering.” the United States.Starkie is the author of numer¬ous books, the subject matter ofwhich'ranges with his many in¬terests. He recently completedthree books scheduled for publi¬cation in Europe and the UnitedStates this year: The Dukes of Starkie is a member of learnedsocieties in Ireland, Spain, Italy,France and America, and his hon¬orary titles are many. In 1954 hereceived from Queen Elizabeth IIthe decoration of “C.M.G.”In 1930, he was visiting profes-COMO PIZZERIAFree Delivery to l .C. Students on .411 Pizza1520 E. 55 FA 4-5525SMALL SMALLCHEESE .1.15 PEPPER fir ONION. 1.30SAUSACE SHRIMP 1.70ANCHOVY .1.45 COMBINATION . .1.75 The United States, Britain, France and Israel have emerged as losers in the recentMiddle East crisis, while Russia and Nasser look like winners.This estimate was made yesterday by John A. Wilson, UC Egyptologist, who has lived inEgypt and the Middle East for extended periods. Andrew MacLeish, distinguished serviceprofessor of Egyptology, Wilson spoke before a luncheon of the Citizens Board of UC atthe Chicago club. ——“The United States is a loser because they have called up old Syria, and they took the oppor-for two reasons,” Wilson said, ghosts of imperialism, and de- tunity of the Suez crisis to return“We have to bail out our sPite their aggression, their to Hungary.NATO allies, Britain and France, movGS were unsuccessful. They “Nasser has been able to wearwith oil, and we will have to act did n°t attain their objective; a martyr’s crown, and is becom-in the unpopular role of middle- not get the canal!" he ing a symbol of anti-imperialismman.” . sa*d- backed by even the most reluct-Wilson backgrounded his re- “Russia and Nasser are the ant Arab nations.”marks w'ith an analysis of the winners. Russia has been able to Wilson indicated that, after itsArabian character and a chronol- say to the nations of the Middle display of aggression, Israel noogy of events leading up to the East, ‘We are anti-imperialist longer can pose as a weak andSuez crisis. just like you little nations.’ The bullied nation, and it has saori-“Britain and France are losers Soviets have been welcomed in ficed peaceful settlement as well.“The United States will have toYou get better looking in a957 Chevrolet!There’s a whole new outlook behind the wheel—abigger view of the road over that sassy hood. 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The sympathies ofover 60 per cent of the UN mem¬ber qations are against Britainand France,” he said.“In terms of world opinion, the*nations of the West have lost farmore stature over the Suez crisis,than the USSR has lost over theuprisings in Hungary.”The only agency of hope in sol¬ving the existing troubles in theMiddle East is the United Na¬tions, according to Wilson. “It isthe only agency which two-thirdsof the world will trust. And it istrusted because the Asian-Africanbloc now has a working majori¬ty,” he added.“The United Nations is the onlyagency working for peaceful set¬tlement not based on power. If iiis successful in the Suez policeaction, the UN will come outstronger.”Joint expeditionuncovers rareSumerian statuesTwo finely sculptured 4,000year old bronze statues havebeen found in an ancient Su¬merian city. The statues, discov¬ered by a joint expedition of theOriental institute of the Univer¬sity of Chicago and the Baghdadschool of the American Schools ofOriental Research axe thought torepresent Urnammu, a king whoreigned about 2100 B.C.Five lesser statues, thought to.represent his son, Shulgi, werealso found in or near the templeof Inamma, the goddess of loveand war.One of these rare statues is ondisplay at the Oriental institute,with other objects which werediscovered with it.Captures yourpersonalityas well asyour personBU 8-08761457-9 E. 57th'—-trDec. 7, 1956 • CHICAGO MAROON • 21 IIn hatching Culture Vul¬ture, the MAROON has at¬tempted to give students afairly broad idea of the cul¬tural opportunities availablein Chicago, off campus aswell as on the Quadrangles.The sometimes brow-beatenbuzzard has kept in touchwith University theater andconcerts, not forgetting va¬rious less constant butsometimes equally interest¬ing UC affairs. In investiga¬tory flights around thisWindy city, Vulture hasperched in the gallery of Or¬chestra hall, and has gottensoused in modern jazz atdowntown night spots. He’sfrequented art galleries,large and small, criticallyadmired Studebaker theaterproductions, and enviedsimilar birds who could af¬ford to buy tickets to theLyric opera. He’s listened tofolic singers, politically con-scions and otherwise, andeven gone movie-shopping.. The culture vulture apolo¬gizes for missing the lunareclipse that shared billing, with human affairs not sovery many Saturday nightsago however, and will bo ont the lookout henceforth.UC concerts . . ,Grant yourself a brief respitefrom studying tonight. Go to Man-del hall at 8:30 and hear Frenchhornist Joseph Kger and his play¬ers (violin, piano and ’cello) per¬form Brahms’ trio for horn, violinand piano as well as other seldomheard works.December 14- Next Saturday ajperennial favorite with the moreattentive segment of the UC audi¬ence will return to Mandel. Fer¬nando Valenti, who has dominatedMandel hall playing a harpsichordthat has little more volume thanan old-fashioned music box, willpresent a recital at 8:30. A betterway to calm down at the quarter’send has yet to be discovered!January 11—String quartets re--gain their predominance in UCconcert programs in the first con¬cert next quarter. The Fine Artsquartet will perform quartets byBeethoven and Bartok as well asan unannounced new work.This Sunday members of the(Chicago symphony will join Rock¬efeller choir in a performance ofHandel’s Messiah at 2:30 p.m.Tickets on sale. CarillioneurJames Lawson will play arrange¬ments of compositions by Handelon the chapel chimes precedingthe inside concert. Listen for'"Ten Tunes for a Musical Clock,”which was recently edited by Law-son from an original manuscriptin the British museum.* December 24—If you’re around,listen at 4 p.m. for the "Ringing of the devil’s knell” on the Mitch¬ell tower chimes. This custom inmiddle ages marked the death ofSatan not Santa with the birthof Christ each year.Contemporary art for youngcollectors still graces the Renais¬sance society’s two rooms in Good-speed hall. Paintings, drawings,sculpture, and if you look closely,etcetera, all of which might makeideal Christmas presents, are onsale from $5 to $60. Runs ’till aweek before Christmas.December 13 — FTS Dramagroup presents W. H. Auden’snon - musical Christmas oratorio,"For the time being” in GrahamTaylor chapel at 8 pm. Free.According to the Blackfriarscribe, that newly reborn musicalcomedy group has completed cast¬ing of leads for its spring produc¬tion. There are still a few chorusopenings, and those interested infilling them can get in touch withAbbot John Rolker at the PhiDelta Theta house.Off campus . . .Students planning Christmasshopping in Chicago might dowell to stop at 1424 East 55thstreet. That spot has ceased beingheadquarters for Democrats andwill be housing a Christmas saleby ten Chicago artists and crafts¬men until December 15. The shopis open from 3 to 9 p.m. everyday, and wares offered rangefrom properly interesting ties tomosaics. Prices are reasonable-some modern furniture pieces Sellfor $3, mosaics and paintingsrange from $10 to $25, some verypretty jewelry items are sellingfrom $1.50 to $7. It’s a shame thissecond annual Christmas saledidn’t get more publicity on cam¬pus, it seems ideally suited to stu¬dents’ Christmas shopping needs.The Vulture was not bribed; he’sjust enthusiastic.The Hyde Park theater will beopen as usual while the quad-ranges are quiet. Four bits canget a student into Jean PaulSarte’s “The proud and the beau¬tiful,” "Laughter in paradise,”which introduced Audrey Hep¬burn to movie-viewers, or "Themountain,” starring SpencerTracy. On Christmas day "Mr.Roberts” and "Up in arms,” thelatter starring Danny Kaye, willbe shown at the UC neighborhoodtheater. Watch the Maroon’s dailyrivals for later shows. Round about . . .From Christmas until January6 the Ballet Russe De Monte Carlowill perform at the Civic operahouse. Alicia Alonso and IgorYouskevitch head a company in¬cluding Nina Novak, YvonneChouteau, Alan Howard and IrianBorowska. Curtain, 8:30, exceptDecember 27, 30, and January 3at 7:30 and Saturday and Sundaymatinees at 2:30. Tickets, $1.50to $4.50.Studebaker theater presentsTurgenev’s Month in the countryuntil December 23, with GeraldinePage starring. The Inimoralist,adapted from Gide’s novel byRuth and Augustus Goetz, whichalso stars Miss Page, opensChristmas day and wall run toJanuary 20. Curtain at 8:30 ex¬cept Tuesday and Sunday at 7,2 pm matinees Saturday and Sun¬day. $1.25-$4.50. Keep your eyesopen for the new Studebaker se¬ries which will run into latespring. Chicago’s repertoire thea¬ter seems to be really going totown!Chicago symphony news . . .Orchestra hall was closed in¬definitely this week while a sink¬ing foundation is being studied,with some of the programs to bemoved, some to be cancelled. Theoriginal schedule, below, there¬fore will show some changes.Students who can afford reservedseats (and a look at the priceschedule should convince you thatmost can) may now reserve themat the Reynolds club service cen¬ter, thus saving a trip downtown.Programs coming up . . .At 2 this afternoon — ByronJanis, soloist, Fritz Reiner, direc-t o r : Beethoven’s “Coriolanus”overture, Rachmaninoff’s Firstpiano concerto, Richard Strauss’"Burleske,” Ravel’s "Daphnis andChloe” suite No. 2. Tuesday, De¬cember 11, 2 p.m., Reiner, con¬ductor, Nathan Milstein soloist:Debussey’s "Iberia,” Ravel’s "Pa-vanne for a Dead Princess,” Pro¬kofiev’s "Lieutenant Kije,” Gold¬mark's "Violin Concerto.”Next Thursday at 8:15, Fridayat 2 p.m., Reiner and Milstein:Bartok’s "Divertimento forStrings,” Goldmark concerto,Strauss’s “Death and Transfigura¬tion.” Saturday, December 15—John Weicher conducts and IvryGitlis is soloist: Smetena’s "Bar¬tered Bride” overture, Borodin’sSymphony No. 2, Mendelssohnconcerto, Enesco’s "Roumanianrhapsody.”Next Saturday night concertwill be December 29, with GuyFrazer Harrison conducting andEileen Farrel soloist. On Decem¬ber 20 George Szell will conductMozart’s Concerto No. 23 for pi¬ano, orchestra will play Bee¬thoven’s "Pastorale” symphony.If you want to let your hairdown, the trip to the Offbeatroom, 6344 North Broadway,which is next to Loyola universityright after Lake Shore Drive be¬comes Sheridan road and takes aGot these in yourholiday plans?This all-Arrow outfit can make a Christmasmorning. (With a couple of well-placed hints,it can be yours.) For your Christmas check¬list: this stand-out Cabot sport shirt ofimported cotton flannel, with the new short-pointcollar; and two college standbys, Arrow slacks andUniversity styled crew neck sweaters.Shirt, $5.95; sweater, $11.95; slacks, $12.95.ARROW—first in fashionSHIRTS * TIES • SLACKS turn inland will give you a chanceto do so. The Compass Playersthere are worth the trip up. Mini¬mum is $2.50 except for Saturdaynigiit when it’s a dollar more, buton Wednesday, Thursday andSunday nights the minimum iswaived for ID bearing students,making it possible to spend anextremely economical but reallyenjoyable evening. Compass play¬ers seemed to be a real part ofUC until they .moved north fromtheir former Lake Park boulevardlocation last spring. The group isin a sense to conventional dramawhat jazz is to written music. Itconsists of six professional actorswho improvise on varied themes,in varied manners. Some Compassplayers are UC students from atime when it was hard to evenimagine imagining that footballmight come back to campus.Imagine yourself what they mightconceive a University of Chicagofootball class to be like.A typical evening also in¬cluded a piece done in theshifting character style ofLuigi Pirandello, a parody onwhat Eugene O’Neil might havedone to a story about an all-American boy before "the bigrace,” a Bach fugue put across ina night club with the aid of suit¬able contortions, and sundry simi¬lar and dissimilar acts. Show be¬ gins at 7:45 p.m., on discount daysand 9 p.m. Friday and Saturday.The actors take a rest on Mon¬day and Tuesday each week.The Art Institute is open dur¬ing the quarter break and freeat all times to students with IDcards. The Arts club, 109 east On¬tario street, will exhibit the workof Le Corbusier and other Frenchpainters during December. Stopin at the Harding museum onLake Park boulevard between48th and 49th streets to see aninteresting private collectionproperly enshrined. And if youhave a free minute when therejust doesn’t seem to be anythingelse, the Clark theater at 11 northClark street starts its first morn¬ing show at 8 a.m. and its lastmorning show at 4 a.m., andchanges pictures every day aswell. They show some almost clas¬sic and some properly sophisti¬cated shows to all comers.Radio station WFMT broadcastsextremely good music both in themorning to wake you up and inthe evening to keep you amused.The regular Saturday night folkmusic program "Midnight Spe¬cial,” will continue into the weehours of next year on the eve¬ning of January 1.Speaking of next year, the Cul¬ture Vulture won’t be seen again’till then. ’Till then??? ’Till then!hyde park theatrelake park at 53rd NO 7-9071Student rate 50c all performancesWe Wish You A Very Happy Holiday... we shall look forward to your return in the winter term . . . ondpromise you a brilliant winter program, carefully selected from cur¬rent releoses, reshowings of Hollywood's best, and Foreign favorites.For those of you who remain in residence during vacation . . . thisis what we've planned for your entertainment:STARTINC FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7MICHELLE MORGAN and GERARD PHILIPEare Intoxicatingly Mad as the Intense Lovers inJEAN PAUL SARTRE'SVenice Festival Prize-Winning“The PROUD and the BEAUTIFUL’’“Off-beat and Doring ... a weird and withering fascination . . .Call it insidiously hypnotic . . . Say it is shrewdly done to shock . . .It grabs you and carries you along into a tole that is spiritually mys¬terious . . . provocatively realistic!"— Bosley Crowther, NEW YORK TIMES— and —ALASTAIR JOYCE GRENFELLSIM GEORGE COLEAUDREY HEPBURN in her first role in' LAUGHTER IN PARADISE"Fun with Finesse . . . Some unusually efficient comedy of the superiorBritish kind!STARTING FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14 —ADULTS ONLY!/fUfi | |> CDIIIT" The ^'9^*est event in French motion pic-TYILil«F mUI I ture in a long time! A gentle poignantfable of children wise beyond their years who settle in o desertedvillage in the Haute Provence region of France to grow like wild fruit.They set up housekeeping in the matrimonial sense of the expression.And at least one oddition to the population is expected by the timethe gendarmes roll up on their motor bikes to put on end to theexperiment. A strange haunting story of youth, guilty only of havingbeen born in the age of cynicism ond self-interest.Plus an Exclusive Reshowing ofJohn Huston's "MALTESE FALCON"Starting Friday, Dec. 21 — For 4 Days OnlyCarol Reed's "TRAPEZE"Starring GINA LOLLOBRIGtDA and BURT LANCASTER"THE MOUNTAIN"Starring SPENCER TRACYStarting Tuesday, Christmas Day, Dec. 25(Matinee 1:30 p.m.) —3 days onlyHenry Fonda "MR. ROBERTS"Danny Kaye "UP IN ARMS"Starting Friday, December 28Paul Muni "THE LIFE OF EMILE ZOLA"'THE PETRIFIED FOREST"Also during the Holidays, watch for:"RIFIFI," “REBECCA," "PRIVATE'S PROGRESS," "BULLFIGHTMaurice Chevalier's "MY SEVEN LITTLE SINS"Choice stock of Children's Books, Art Booksand current favoritesRed Door Book Shop1328 EAST 57th STREETNOrmal 7-6111■ ** ■Vv/* MAIL ORDERS NOW!for the new, the 3rd Cineraaathe LOWELL THOMAS productionWONDERSTECHNICOLORas seen through the greatest wonder.cineramaRESERVED SEATS ONLY! 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CoachBjorklund has been working withthe squad and attempting toround out a full team in allweight classes for these two testsof the Maroon matmen.The first meet was yesterdayagainst Illinois tech and the sec¬ond will be tomorrow, when ourwrestlers will journey to Evans¬ton for a mat duel with North¬western university.THEPIZZAKIDThe finest in pizzaSPAGHETTI - RAVIOLI - RIBSITALIAN BEEF & SAUSAGESANDWICHES•WE DELIVER• <Closed Tues. j1125 E. 63 DO 3-9777 J80TTIED UNDER AUTHORITY OP Th| COCA-COLA COMPANY »YThe Coco-Cola Bottling Company of Chicago, Inc."CoW h a registered trade marV. © 1956. THE COCA-COLA COMPANYYou fed so new and fresh andgood—all over—when you pause forCoca-Cola. It's sparkling withquick refreshment.. . and it’s so pure yend wholesome —naturally friendly to your figure.Let it do things —good thiags —foe you,.Winning a total of four first places and sweeping both relayevents, Vincent house easily took the 1956 intramural swim¬ming championship last Friday at Bartlett gym.The Demons, with an unprecedented score of 52 points,more than doubled the score yincent added a fourth in thisof their closest opponents, and event with its second-string teamof J. P. Hakemian, Athan Theo-haris, Brian Gilbert, and Joe Ma-heras. This event was very close,with only eight seconds separat¬ing the first place team from thefourth.The next sport on the Intra¬mural calendar is the all-Univer-sity basketball tournament, sched¬uled to start this week.came within four points of equal¬ing all the other houses together.Second in the meet with 22 pointswas Mathews house; Coulter tookthird with 19, and Dodd and Salis¬bury followed with 10 and 5, re¬spectively.Individual firsts went to Vin¬cent’s Bill Gernon in the 40-yardfree style with a time of 17.5 sec¬onds, and Rich Meyersberg in the60-yard breast stroke with a timeof 25.2 Steve Grun of Vincentfinished second behind Meyers¬berg. while Paul Agnew tookthird behind Gernon. and Leigh¬ton Slattery picked up five morepoints for the Demons in the 60-yard back stroke and 100-yardfree style.In the 120-yard medley relay,Vincent’s first-string team ofSlattery. Meyersborg. and Ger¬non won in a time of 1:02. unusu¬ally fast for intramural competi¬tion. and the second-string De¬mons, composed of Grun, DickRobiscoe, and John Brink, placedthird.Vincent then went on to winthe 160-yard free style relay, with Swimmers downGeorge Williamsin first meetMaroon varsity swimmershad their first meet of the sea¬son in Bartlett pool last Fri¬day, despite the fact that twomeets were cancelled. The firstteam scheduled to compete wasNorthwestern, but they couldn’tmake it; then UC scheduled Shi¬nier college, but they also couldn’tmake it. Finally, when it seemedthat there would be no meet atall, UC was able to get GeorgeWilliams college.UC won eight out of ten Members of the 1956 UC soccer team are: (leftto right, kneeling) — Nelson Hyman, HomanWirsTczuk, Ken Nordin, Ralph Hirsch (captain),Giovanni Giura, Spike Pinney; (Standing) —Dave Kelsey, Walter Damm, Dana Fraser, Tony Cordesman, John Cash man. Bill Lloyd, MikeSchafer, Alvar Hermanson (coach), Ron Sutton,Bob Fish, Dick Hansen, Dick Sneddon, JacquesDulin.Agnew, Grun, Robiscoe, and Ger- events to decisively drown theirnon finishing in the time of 1:12. opponents by a score of 61-25.Rep resentative DESIRER N EST PAS TOUTIt vous faut faire Ie neeessaire pour pouvoir,plus tard, jouir de cetta independance et dace repos que vous envisagez. It n’est jamais troptard. Commencez aujourd’hui.RALPH J. WOOD, JR., '48t N. LaSalle Chicago 2, IllinoisFR 2-2390 • RE 1-0855SUN LIFE ASSURANCE COMPANY OF CANADA> idjyM A&wjXIva'A•Hot-Urnt, ifci" Hass, Haydon, Hermansonstage awards presentationSomething new was added to the UC sports scene last Friday when Athletic directorWalt Hass, in cooperation with cross country coach Ted Haydon and soccer coach AlvarHermanson, staged an ‘awards presentation.”All award winners of the Autumn quarter were invited by letter to attend a “little get-together in Bartlett gymnasium’s trophy room, and there the coaches of the cross coun¬try and soccer teams made the presentations of the awards to the individuals, along witha few comments. Refresh- the pieid house, and just went to award winner on the soccer teamments were served and the the equipment cage in the Field were: Walter Damm, Dick Han-whole athletic staff was house to pick up their awards sen, Ralph Hirsch (captain), Billpresent. any time after a certain date. Lloyd, Spike Pinney, and RonHass expressed his desire to see Thirty • four men received Sutton,this grow into a sort of tradition awards for their participation in Old English “C” award winnerswith, perhaps a banquet at the end the athletic program during the in cross-country were: Hoseaof each quarter which would lie autumn quarter: sixteen from the Martin, Bud >'prschke. and Lewattended by all lettermen as well cross country squad and eighteen Robertson. Bob Fish, Dana Fra-as the new award winners. from the soccer team. ser, Giovanni Giura, Nelson Hy-Only cokes and doughnuts were Major “C” award winners on man, Walter Kasz.uba, Dave Kel-served this time. the cross-country team were: Art sey, and Roman Wirszc7.uk re-Previously, those who had won Omohundro and Charlie Rhyne ceived the Old English ‘C” in soc-awards on athletic teams were (co-captains); Arne Richards, cer.notified by a list posted on the Dave Houk, Ivan Carlson, Nedbulletin boards in Bartlett and Price, and Bill Krol. Major “C”THIS SEASON BUY ORIGINALAND WORTHWHILE GIFTSat Sclmeemann's There were three small OldEnglish "c" awards in the crosscountry team and five similarawards >n th* soccer team. In ad¬dition to these awards, coachHavdon also nwarded tbroo“freshman numeral awards.”These consist of a pullover shirtwith the number 1-9-5-6 sewed on.This award is made to men whocompete as freshmen and are noton the Varsity team. Winners ofthis award were Gary Augustine,Dan Cosgrove, and Pete McKeon.in '57Round Trip viaSteamship $4Af|FREQUENT SAILINGS VV VTourist Round Trip Air*460*° SMS*l*w«r rotes for groups on chartersond for 17-day excursionsChoke tf Over liftSTUDENT TOURSTRAVEL STUDY TOURSUniversity Travel Co., officialbonded agents for all lines, hasrendered efficient travel serviceon a business basis since 1926.See your local travel agent forfolders and details or write U*.UNIVERSITY TRAVEL CO.Harvard Sq., Cambridge, Mass.for national harrier championshipsby George KarcazesUC’s track club will leave tomorrow for the National 10,000 meter Cross Countrychampionships which will be held in Philadelphia on Monday. 10,000 meters is approxi¬mately six and one quarter miles.Our. track club will be represented by nine men and will compete aganist teams fromthe New York athletic club, Houston track and field club and Toronto Olympic club.UCTC has placed second to the New York AC for the last two years, and is hopefulof copping the title this year. —r : r—-—:—-— ———-——Ac ttciifll however thev are BethamY seminary; Ray Menzie, hundro and Charlie Rhyne, co-i U a irxf fnrsdc oross country captain at Missis- captains of the Varsity team; and,hampered Dy a iacx or runos. Sippj state and currently an insur- Roger Reynolds, former CranePhil Coleman, of the US Olym- ance adjuster in the Chicago area; high school star,pic team, is scheduled to leave gob Kelly, who did his undergrad- AAU rules permit a person toAustralia on December 6, and has uate running a* Loyola university continue his membership in abooked transportation directly to an(j js now a graduate student in track club such as this regardlessPhiladelphia. He is expected to be UC School of Business; Art Omo- of his residence,there in time for the meet unlesshe has transportation difficulties.Deike to runAnother representative of UC’strack club will be Dr. Walt Deike,a June ’56 graduate of the UCMedical school, who is currentlyinterning at Hollywood Presby¬terian hospital in Los Angeles,California. Walt has been train¬ing for this meet all fall and isexpected to do well.Ben Almaguer, former NotreDame cross country team captain UC track club to honorour athletes and teamsby George KarcazesUC’s track dub is sponsoring its first annual banquet at theQuadrangle club on Friday, December 14, at 6:30 pm, an¬nounced track club president Bob KellyTHighlights of the evening will include the honoring of Phil UC’s basketball team lost its first game last Tuesday toElmhurst college. The game was played at Elmhurst and thescore was: Elmhurst 86 and Chicago 60. The Maroon hoop-sters’ next game is tomorrow, at 8 pm in the Fieldhouse.There is no admission charge,and traditionally, the firsthome game (and usually only thefirst game) is well attended.Nelson Norgren, UC’s basket¬ball coach, started his 34th—and final —- season, last Tues¬day. Norgren, who has been bas¬ketball coach since the autumn of1921, also coached the baseballteam for years, and was back-field coach when Chicago playedintercollegiate football.For the finale to his long ca¬reer as 12-letter athlete andcoach, Norgren will get no wealthof talent with which to fashiona team. He long since has ad¬justed himself to working withrun-of-the-mill players, for theprep stars usually are attracted’.s schools where basketball is bigtime. Norgren will have to build'histeam around Bill Lester, a guardwho was the leading Maroonscorer last year when Chicagohad an eight win and nine lossrecord against the small collegecompetition which the teamschedules. Mitchell Watkins, cen¬ter, who was the other key manlast year, is presently in the AirForce.In addition to Lester, four menare back from last year’s team:Donald Greer and David Rittman,guards; Jerome Rodnitzky, cen¬ter, and Walter Scott, forward.Eight newcomers are among thecandidates, including the tallestof Nordgren’s group. ClarenceWoods, who is 6-4, but inex¬perienced. Except for Rodnitzkyand newcomer John Anderson,who are 6-3, the Maroon will belacking in height.and currently a Spanish teacher Coleman, who is a member ofat New Trier High school, is run¬ning his third year on the UCTCand will also represent us in thismeet.Other members of the squadare: Merle Crouse, formerly ofiho Bridgewater Teachers collegeand currently a student in theTrack club takesfirst seven placesin own meetUC’s track club capturedthe first seven places in theUCTC annual open five-milerun last Saturday, to win thefirst place team trophy. The sec¬ond place team trophy was wonby Blackburn university.Placing for Chicago were: BobKelly, first, with a time of 25:-34.9; Art Omohundro, second;Merle Crouse, third; Ben Alma¬guer, fourth; Charlie Rhyne,fifth; Ray Menzie, sixth; RogerReynolds, seventh; Ivan Carlson,tenth; Arne Richards, thirteenth;Bud Perschke, eighteenth, andDave IIoulc. nineteentth.This was the last meet of theseason for most of the harriers,and the others have only the na¬tional 10.000 meter champion¬ships in Philadelphia next week. the United States Olympicteam this year and who recentlyran the two-mile faster than anyother American, and our otheroutstanding athletes and teams.UC’s track club is the CYOcross country champions, CentralAAU indoor and outdoor cham¬pions, Central AAU cross countrychamps and also distance medleyrelay champs of the UnitedStates.In appreciation of his past andcontinuing interest in the track club, members of the club haveestablished an annual “CharlesK. McNeil” trophy which is to beawarded to the club’s outstand¬ing athlete of the year. This yearthe recipient will be Phil Cole¬man.Coleman will also report on hisexperiences at the Olympic gamesthis year.Anyone interested in makingreservations for the dinner cando so at the Athletic office inBartlett gymnasium. The price isfour dollars. University Buying ServiceFurniture - Lamps - TV - RadiosPhonos - Electrical Appliances - LionelFaculty - Personnel - Student DiscountsHERMANS“for over 30 years”2310 E. 71st St. Ml 3-6700Free gift catalog will be sent on request^iiiiinimmiiiiiiHHiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimimiiiiumtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiii!t!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii|Chicago's most unusual nightclubTHE OFFBEAT ROOMat the Argof 6344 N. Broadwayfeaturing the COMPASS PLAYERSintimate and improvisedPerforming Wed. - Sun.; Early shows. 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When last seen hewas sipping a chocolate moulted with the prettiestchick on campus ( . .. and she caught the bill!) So ifthe gals arc giving you the bird, better get someWildroot Cream-Oil . . eider a bottle or handy tube.Guaranteed to drive most swimmin’ wild!* of 131 So. Harris Hill Kr/„ WilhamsulU, N. YWildroot Cream-Oilgives you confidence Pec. 7, 1956 • CHICAGO MAROON • 23University of Chicago Track Club Hoopster's drop first;UC trackmen will leave tomorrow team lacks height24 CHICAGO MAROON • Dec. 7, 1956Practical, vocational notnecessarily distinct: LAK Everett, Johnson representUniversity at West PointJoyce Everett and Richard E. Johnson are representing UC“I suggest there is a very high correlation between business success and the ability to at West Point military academy’s eighth student conferencethink clearly and broadly and to express oneself with clarity and succinctness. What on US affairs (SCUSA) which started December 5better system of training could be devised for the development of these skills than our The conference which lasts through December 8, will takecurriculum in the liberal arts? The complexities of our modern industrial system in an linthpmattprof nationalexpanding economy demand those very qualities which a liberal education is designed _c A1 _ TT_.A_jto produce.” So spoke Chancellor Lawrence A. Kimpton, yesterday.Liberal education should beeminently practical and voca¬tional education should bethoroughly cultural, Kimptonsaid.Asserting that an expandingeconomy historically has pro¬duced increased interest in edu¬cation, Kimpton said there alsois a sharpening of the distinctionbetween the pure and practical,the cultural and the applied.“Those who make the distinc¬tion become passionately fond ofit and end up by insisting thatdistinction implies hopeless divi¬sion,’’ he said. “It is my radicalsuggestion that this old distinc¬tion between the liberal and thevocational is a distinction withouta division when education is prop¬erly conducted.No educator can condone low- ters, today at a great institutionsuch as MIT becomes almostindistinguishable from pure sci¬ence.“On the other hand, throughsome vagary of our thinking,knowledge in its purity has beenseparated from its applications,and we tend to revere the formerand demand the latter. YVe tooeasily forget that most of theknowledge we now possess hadpractical origins.” security policy of the UnitedStates” with emphasis on the“vulnerabilities of the free worldand the policies required to meetthem.”C. Tyler Wood, assistant to thedirector of the international co¬operation administration, willgive the keynote address. Author¬ities drawn from academic andgovernment circles will presentpanel discussions on the “vulner¬abilities of the free; world” andother topics. Proofs backProofs from the graduateand non-graduate photos takenon October 22 through 24, willbe returned today. They arcavailable in the Cap & Gownoffice — third floor of IdaNoves—this afternoon or Monday morning.For 'contribution to freedom'RMH honored by Jewish womenLawrence A. Kimptoncenters for vocational training.level vocational programs that Law, once taught through appren-limit themselves to the mechan¬ics of a trade, but such trainingneed not be given in that way,Kimpton maintained.“Not too long ago our profes¬sional schools began as primitive ticeship in an office, as now Robert M. Hutchins, former UC chancellor and now president of the Fund for theRepublic, was honored by the Chicago women’s division of the American Jewish congressat its 20th annual Hanukkah breakfast at the Morrison hotel Monday. He was citedtaught at our better universities for his ‘contributions to the furtherance of the constitutional principles of freedom andis a rich cultural experience, poualitv ”drawing upon history, philosophy, ***psychology, and science. Engi¬neering, once taught in trade cen-Wrap packages well,they may get homeCarrying out three simple rules will assure delivery ofChristmas gifts and greeting cards before Christmas day,Chicago Postmaster Carl A. Schroeder has announced.' The rules are:... ... , messages.• Wrap gifts securely To aid in processing mailing The award was presentedby Rabbi Morton M. Berman,vice-president of the Jewish con¬gress. In making the presenta¬tion he said that Hutchins’ life“has been passionately devoted tosecuring freedom for all, includ¬ing the highest freedom, that ofthe independent mind.”In his speech before some 700women at the breakfast, Hutchinsstated that it took 15 years toeliminate racial restrictions atUC. He said that when he becamepresident of the University in1929, Negro women were not per-Address them correctly matter the post office department mitted to enter, and Negro chil-• Mail them earlyAmplifying these rules, thepostmaster said, “Avoid the riskof mailing poorly wrapped pack¬ages. Use corrugated mailing urges the use of labels, obtainable dren were barred from the Uni¬at local post offices marked “All versity hospital.for local delivery” and “All forout of town delivery.”“Early mailing of all Christmasgifts and cards is the biggest fac- “I am distressed to tell you.Hutchins told his audience, “thaton the basis of my own experi¬ence in the last two and a half SG sponsors tigerStudent Government willagain sponsor a round-tripflight to Europe. A Super Con¬stellation of the Flying Tigerline will leave New York forAmsterdam around June ISand return from Amsterdam inearly September. Pro-ratashare per passenger will be ai>-proximately $320. Added fea¬tures are stewardesses in at¬tendance and hot meals. Thetime to make vacation plansis now. If you are interested ingoing on the flight sign up atthe Reynolds club desk or at >,the student activities office,Ida Noyes.Robert M. Hutchinscartons, plenty ot heavy brmvn tor ln gettlng everything before years l f i-mly believe that thewranmnpr nanpr ami he sure that >» . x y™lo> 1 11wrapping paper, and be sure that Christmas,” the postmaster add- onlvVouo in the United Stateseverv oarkaee is tied with strong onv kI0UP in ine 'Jnuea tidiesevery package is tied with strong “The whole Christmas mailingperiod is a battle against time. who cares about the Bill of Rightsis the Jewish community.cord.Speaking about correct addres¬sing of Christmas gifts and cards,he continued, “Be sure yourChristmas maling list is up todate and that you have the com¬plete name, address, zone num¬ber, city and state for everyoneon your list.“Send all your Christmas cardsby first-class mail, because theywill be delivered faster andthey’ll be forwarded, or returned,if it becomes necessary.” OnlyChristmas cards sent by first-class mail may carry written Delays now in getting yourChristmas cards and gift pack¬ages to the post office may causea slow-up all along the line. Then,there is always the danger thatcommercial shipments and incom¬ing Christmas mail will conflictwith the outgoing operations.In conclusion, he said that allmail going to addresses out of thestate should be sent before De¬cember 9 at the very latest.Christmas packages and cardsfor Chicago and suburbs shouldbe mailed by December 16. BORDONE[Movers and Light HaulingVI 6-9832y Holiday QreetingsTO ALL UC STUDENTS AND PERSONNELfrom.University Quick Laundry1376 East 55th StreetStudents Favorite Laundromat, Laundry andDry Cleaner Past Ten YearsThe Only Laundromat Available tothe Campus Offering a Student Discount!BEST WISHES — SEE YOU IN ’57!.’ leacoMfuy^lw))of How HavtiN. GINGHAMSjAND CLASSICALIVY STRIPESproverlt flared, button-down collar, button <*back A center back vleat. *795608 N. Michigan Ave.WHiteholl 3-2410CHRISTMAS SUGGESTION(;. ...