Two UC ers listed as criticalby Ronald J. GrossmanMaroon editorTwo UCer’s are listed “incritical condition” following aflash fire occurring in anapartment they were helpingto paint.The two, Judy Bowly, second-year student in the College, andDave Prohaska, former UC stu¬dent. were severely burned in afire at the Dorchester avenueapartment of friends, Mr. andMrs. Richard Walton. Walton andhis wife, the former Pat Cagney,also one-time UC students, al¬though suffering burns, were lessDave Prohaska severely injured and did not re¬quire hospitalization.Others in the apartment at thetime of the fire were Len Giblinand George Drolson, both formerUC students. The group had gath¬ered at the Waltons’ for a “workparty” to assist in decorating theapartment.Broke out suddenlyThe fire, which caused an esti¬mated $3,000 worth of damage,broke out suddenly and withoutexplanation, according to Mrs.Walton. In an interview. Mrs.Walton gave the story of theevents of the fire.“We were all standing in thekitchen laughing and talking,”she said, “when someone droppedsomething on the floor. At thetime this happened, I do not re¬call seeing anyone smoking orlighting matches.” (Reports havecirculated that a “flipped” cigar¬ette caused the fire.)Mrs. Walton continued: “Pro-haska and Dick (her husband) im¬mediately stamped on the fire,but before any one knew whatwas happening it spread to themiddle of the room. Len (Giblin),who has been a professional paint¬er, yelled for us to get out of thekitchen and I started to run downhte hall.” (According to Mrs. Wal¬ton, the apartment is extremely long and narrow with the kitchenat the end of a long hall.)“As I raced into the livingroom,” narrated Mrs. Walton, “Isaw ‘Pro’ (Dave Prohaska, as heis known to his friends) runningtoward me all aflame. He raninto the living room and then outagain into the hall. Dick yelled‘go into the bathroom!’, and thengrabbed Pro, dragged him intothe bathroom, and threw him intothe tub, turning the water on himuntil the flames wrere out. Dickthan put out fire which hadspread to his own trousers.”Mrs. Walton then related thatthe next thing she remembers(she suffered from shock as thethe result of burns and the experi¬ence), was meeting her husbandon a second floor landing of theapartment building. “You act by instinct at times like that," saidPat Walton—“Dick asked for apair of trousers from a lady onthe second floor!”Dick Walton relates that asProhaska was being carrieddown the stairs and out of theapartment building, one of therescuing firemen asked him,“How do you feel?” Prohaska’simmediate, and clear reply was,“I feel fine. Just save my legs.I want to play football nextyear.”In a Maroon interview, Len Gib¬lin explained that the use of ben¬zene during the painting was notunusual. “It is standard practicefor painters to use benzene whichis a cheaper and less oily solventfor paint. The benzene we wereusing was in an open containerin the middle of the floor. This is no more dangerous than usinfturpentine, which by the way isjust as flammable,” stated Giblin.Judy Bowly’Tell blood situation Vol. 65, No. 16 University of Chicago, Friday, November 30, 1956 3 1runs December 3-14Progress of sorts has finally been made atDudley field. A new swimming pool has beendug, and filled with two feet of water. Behindthe large mound to the left all sorts of things,like Ida Noyes, appear. No building intervenesto spoil the view.Other reports contend that the water in theRedevelopment photo by Wilson.hole Is supposed to help harden cement, or toprovide a water hazard for the nearby golfpractice range.Original plans for building, on this site, sup¬posedly to be built sometime, included a wom¬en’s dorm.plan approved Graduate, undergraduate and veteran registration sched¬ules for the winter quarter have been announced by the officeof the registrar.The following is the graduate schedule: Those currently en¬rolled in biological sciences; *medical school; humanities;physical sciences and social sci¬ences, December 3-7; federatedtheological faculty, December 10and 11; law school; graduate li¬brary; social service administra¬tion and business school, Decem¬ber 10 to 14.All undergraduate students whoare now registered for the winterquarter will receive their classtickets through the mail by De¬cember 3. Students who wish tochange their registration mustmake appointments to do so withtheir advisors during the regis¬tration period, December 3 to 14. Veterans enrolled under PL 346,PL 530, PL 894, or as Canadianveterans must take their registra¬tion cards to the advisor to veter¬ans at 940 East 58th Street, beforegoing to the registrar’s office.The hours for registration are:Dean’s offices—(except for Bus¬iness school), 8:45 a.m. to11:30 a.m., and 1:30 p.m. to4:30 p.m.For Business school—9 a.m. to12 noon and 1 to 4 p.m.Registrar’s office—8:30 to 11:45a.m. and 1 to 4 p.m.The Bursar will extend his of¬fice hours on January 2 and 3from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.The two burned UC’ers have passed the initial period ofcrisis, according to attending physicians.“But there are a number of crises which must be met byl>oth persons before they can safely ,be taken off the criticallist,” stated Dr. Harry Oberhel-man, Jr. He went on to say that donated to date bv UC studentsafier the first period in which the and friends of the two.patient goes into shock is passed,the next six to fourteen days area critical period because of thepossibilities of infection and pul¬monary complications.Attending physicians are Doc¬tors Oberhelman, Dwight Clark,Walter Palmer and Clifton Moun¬tain. Dr. Herbolsheimer, as headof the Student Health service, isalso attending Miss Bowly.According to the clinics bloodbank, over 40 transfusions ofblood and plasma had been giventhe patients as of late Thursday Dr. Mountain, in explainingthat the need for blood will con¬tinue for “some time,” stated,“but during these early stages, weneed blood as fresh as possible.”He went on to say that it wouldbe preferable for pYospectivedonors to “pledge” blood so thatas it is needed, they can be calledupon.“We would like a gentle flow ofabout six donations a day,” hesaid.The blood bank added furtherthat donor’s blood type is of noafternoon. Mrs. Scott, director of consideration, since it is only athe blood bank, stated that a total matter of replenishing the bankot 77 pints of blood had been after blood is used. First post - terror studentarrives here from HungaryThe first student to come to UC under the newly-initiated Hungarian student scholar¬ship program has arrived.Alice Slezak, 23, from Budapest, appeared at the University Monday and immediatelysought and found a job working as a bacteriological technician in the UC clinics. She willenter the University at the beginning of the winter quarter under a full-tuition scholar¬ship offered by UC to 10 qualified Hungarian students.Miss Slezak, who was study¬ing pre-medicine under thefaculty of medicine at theUniversity of Budapest, escapedfrom her country November 1and spent three weeks in Viennabefore coming to this country.While in Vienna she continuedA hole grows on Dudley . .. her pre-medical studies for the office yesterday, where she wasbrief period she was there. interviewed by reporters andArriving in this country with photographers from Chicagothe first plane load of refugees daiIy newspapers,from Hungary, Miss Slezak came “Miss Slezak has shown greatimmediately to Chicago, where initiative and resourcefulness inshe was offered lodging by a making the terrific break fromSouth Side family. her life in Hungary to life here,"She appeared in Dean Strozier’s said Strozier.Advance registrationThe proposal of the Southwest Hyde Park neighborhood redevelopment corporation wasapproved by a 2-1 majority of the Chicago neighborhood redevelopment commission Monday.The plan, which involves the acquisition and clearance of an area extending from Cot¬tage Grove to Ellis and followinga zig-zag line south from 55th toS3th street, was the subject ofheated discussion at a series offive public hearings concludedNovember 16.After the acquisition area iscleared, five five-story buildingswill be erected to house approxi¬mately 300 married UC students.Under the stipulations of theNeighborhood Redevelopment act,from which the proposal derives its justification, the commissionwill remain in authority to super¬vise the fulfillment of the plan.It is their obligation to assure justcompensation and adequate relo¬cation to owners and residents ofas acquisition area.A program has been put for¬ward to conserve extension of thearea, including ten additionalblocks from Ellis to Woodlavvn,through rehabilitation. Opponents of the approval maycause the decision to be suspend¬ed by filing a petition of objec¬tions with the commission within20 days. This must be followed upwith a court appeal before 35 dayshave elapsed. Provided that suitis filed with a circuit of the Su¬perior Court within the timelimit, a court decision must bereached before the corporationmay begin the program. Are UC girls pretty?Do you like girls?UC girls, that is. Do you think that UC co-eds arepretty, or pretty awful? Do you think that their appear¬ance is pleasing to the eye, or would you just as soon notlook?In an attempt to answer these important and breath¬taking questions ,the Maroon has polled a representativecross-section of campus males for their opinions on thequestions. For the results, as well as factual evidence onthe question, see pages six and seven of this issue.: • .. • /,*• ••• / *.• , ' - '* '<• ' - ‘ • •*2 • CHICAGO MAROON • Nov. 30, 1956How Psychologist thinksThose who ventured out on a cold and rainy night recently to hear Jacob Getzels, UC psy¬chologist, discuss his work on public and private attitudes got a rare chance to learn directlyfrom his research how a social scientist raises problems of theoretical and practical interestand then tries to solve them.Getzels presented the problem in general by mentioning a researcher named SchanckWho some years ago asked people in church what they thought of their minister, gettingOver 90 per cent favorableper"public” response. But laterover beer and privately, thesame people expressed just ashigh a percentage of unfavorableremarks about their minister.What might be some of the inter¬relationships of such verbal dis¬crepancy ?Methodologically, Getzels' ap¬proach was to 1.) conceptualize a"model” of attitudinal depth forthe relationships involved, 2.) hy¬pothesize some consequences ofthis concept under various condi¬tions. 3.) devise an appropriatetest instrument to get at this, 4.) check test results on sociallyconflicted topics to see if his ex¬pectations were borne out.He reasoned that a subject’s re¬sponse to an open-ended questionabout a fictitious third personwould correspond more to thesubject’s private attitude than hisresponse to the same kind ofquestion in the first person wherehe himself directly figured in theanswer.Administering such indirectquestions, Getzels found “experi¬mentally” that there is a consist¬ent discrepancy between thirdr’Tr: • v ■ ■ •- ; person and first person responsesof statistical significance whichincreases directly with age andalso varies in accordance withhypothetical expectations as re¬gards sex, class, and being anonly child.“All I can say,” Getzels woundup, is “Lo and behold, the data!Since verbal responses do tend tocorrespond pretty well with thetheoretical predictions, this tendsto give us courage to go on. Untilsomething better turns up I in¬tend to keep on applying my con¬ception ... in further research.”—Harold Bernhardt Make campus appealfor Hungarian reliefSince Wednesday, Student Government has been collectingmoney for the Hungarian student refugees. The drive, to endthis Wednesday, is in answer to a World University Service(WUS) appeal for emergency relief funds.That the need is critical is ~expressed by a cable sent by Sopron In exile, in the small townCrawford Young, a United States of St. Wolfgang, outside of Salz-National Student Association burg.(USNSA) representative in Eu- Kept border openrope. “Hungarian students need Here are gathered 400 studentsbooks in Hungarian, study oppor- and 30 professors and their fami-tunities, clothing, money. Need is lies. Sopron students kept the lasturgent.” gap in the Hungarian-AustrianGalli collector border open, permitting refugeesAll students and student organi- *° ^eave Hungary,zations have been asked to con-MEET AND EAT ATTHE COLLEGE ROOM fcr ywr CREWCUTaU OxifTaoiOne-half pound Tender Strip Steak,Grilled Onions, French Fries Cr Salad 00 kru-kutLANOLINServing W oodlawn and I'nicersity of Chicago 28 YearsSTERNS CAMPUS DRUGS(Formerly Reader's)61st Cr Ellis (1001 E. 61st)WM • NOT GREASY• NO STAIN• NO SOU ^keeps rhe hair “STANDING UP”for a Sharper Looking CMWCUIKEEPS STUBBORN HAIR IN PLACE‘ ivth(ii tribute to the campus solicitorsor address their donations toRosemary Galli, in care of Stu¬dent Government, Ida Noyes.Clive Gray, former USNSA in¬ternational vice-president and ex¬president of UC’s student govern¬ment, has been serving as US-WUS observer and administratorof funds in the refugee center atVienna.Cooperate in hostelTogether with COSEC and thenational union of Austrian stu¬dents, USNSA has set up a youthhostel to take care of 350 studentrefugees. Here students are ableto get food, clothing, and sleepingaccommodations as quickly asthese are made available.Gray has been active in thesetting up of the University of Ride cheaperSpecial Christmas vacationround-trip coach party faresto New York city for studentsand faculty members havebeen announced by the JohnStocks travel service, on themain floor of the Administration building.Groups of from 3 to 25 persons or more may save 287con the round trip tickets byleaving on December 14 or15th and returning on or bofore January 10th.Stop everything—start laughing!\L// Eye ExaminationsVisual TrainingDr. Kurt Rosenbaumoptometrist1 1 32 E/ 55th StreetHYde Park 3-8372IF YOU’VE GOT a Lucky, you’ve got it made.That’s ’cause you just can’t beat a Lucky fortaste. Luckies are made of fine tobacco—light,naturally good-tasting tobacco that’s TOASTEDto taste even better. In fact, you’ll say Luckiesare the best-tasting cigarette you evei smoked.What more could you want? Oh, the answer tothe Stickler! 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If so, on what basis?”Questions like these flew backand forth recently at a UC Peacecenter-sponsored meeting held atthe home of Gilbert White, for¬mer president of Haverford col¬lege, and now chairman of theUC department of geography.Co sponsored by the AmericanFriends Service committee, thiswas the second in an experimen¬tal series of four discussions onsubjects of vital peace signifi¬cance.White supplied basic informa¬tion about the actual extent andsome of the implications of Amer¬ican aid to underdeveloped coun¬tries. Proposing that an underde¬veloped country be defined as onewhich has a per capita nationalincome of less than $150 per year,he pointed out that at least two- thirds of the world falls into thiscategory.Or all American aid, 90 per centhas gone and still goes for mili¬tary purposes, while of the other10 per cent, “the great bulk goesfor work directed by US agencies,only a small part going to theUN technical assistance pro¬gram.’’The predominant way of re¬garding American aid seems tobe that expressed by Secretary ofState John Foster Dulles at Con¬gressional appropriation hear¬ings, White declared. US aid, hesaid, was likened to a giganticinsurance premium paid eachyear to so develop and maintainUS political strength that wewould be saved from attack.“In a world of despair and pov¬erty, welfare and charity judici¬ously contributed can, accordingto Dulles, buy a certain amountof safety from discontent and re¬sentment,” he continued; but al¬though US aid has been present¬ed to Congress and acted upon byHutchins in Chicagoto get freedom awardRobert M. Hutchins, former UC Chancellor, and presentlyPresident of the Fund for the Republic, will be in ChicagoMonday.Hutchins will be presented the “second annual award forthe furtherance of constitu-tional principles of freedom Borman of Temple Isaiah Israel. £and equality” by the Chicago The award will cite Hutchinswomen s division of the American for hi§ “championship for free-Jewish Congress. Adlai E. Ste- , , .. . , , ,. dom of the human mind and hisvonson was the recipient of the „, .. ,, , , . .f.rst annual award in 1915 dedication throughout his career‘. tr ♦ v,- to the American principles of free-1 he presentation to Hutchins, „ *. , j . .. . . . , dom and equality,to be made at the Morrison hotel, ^w ill be made by Rabbi Morton M. it in such terms, is such a basisfor US participation in overseasaid really in the national inter¬est?White illustratesIn illustration, White stressed“thp distinction between giving adollar to a man on the street as ahand-out and giving $1.50 to awelfare agency w'ho will deal withhim more personally and on asustained basis.” Much of the dif¬ficulty the US has experienced inconnection with its aid programsmight be traced, he thought, tothe refusal of the US to workthrough the UN or other interna¬tional agencies.He concluded his part of themeeting by citing some relevantQuaker experience, wherein itwas found that “the kind of aidthat has no strings attached to it,as in Germany, Spain and else¬where, is the best kind”; that themutual relationship is l>est wherethe beneficiary of aid can helpout some way instead of beingmunificently worked on; andthat, finally, the best aid isgrounded neither in political noreconomic considerations but inhumanitarian concern stemmingfrom some religious belief.Lively talk ensued during thediscussion period, launched byone participant’s comment: “TheUSA will continue having an in¬surance-premium approach onforeign aid to underdevelopedcountries as long as the red-her¬ring attitpde prevails and untilMortgage lnsura^eEmergency InsurancePhone oi WriteJoseph H. Aaron, '27135 S. LaSalle St. • RA 6-1060}Can read longerIn response to requestsmade by the student needscommittee of Student Govern¬ment, the social science read¬ing room (Harper M 31) willremain open an additionalhour during the last two weeksof the quarter—the quarterlyexamination period. The roomwill remain open until 11 p.m.Monday through Friday, De¬cember 3 to 7. and Mondaythrough Thursday, December10 through 13. UNIVERSAL1144 E. 55th ARMY STOREHO 7- 1555Headquarters for Sport and Work WearComplete Camp OutfittersLUGGAGE - TRUNKSHooded Parka JacketsHave a WORLD of FUN!Travel with fITAUnbelievable Low CostEurope60 Ooy* ^ from $525Orient1 horn $998Many four* includecollege credit.Alta low eott trip, to Moxico$169 op, South America $699 op,Hawaii Study Toon $528 up andAround tha World $1398 up.Ask Your Travel Agt.332 S. 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LaSalle FR 2-2390Chicago 2, Illinois RE 1-0855SUN LIFE OF CANADA PRETTY AS A PICTURE!That * how your Christmas Packagescan be if you wrap them with the smartnew gift wrapping materials now beingshown in our Gift Dressings DepartmentNew ideas abound-both in the stylingand coloring of our new seals, enclosurecards wrapping papers and ribbonsand in the myriad of sample packageswe have wrapped especially to give youideas thal will be helpful to you in mak¬ing your selectionRemember-your packages reflect yourpersonality It pays to wrap them nicely"A REAL BOOKSTORE''BOOKS - STATIONERYFOUNTAIN PENS - CHRISTMAS CARDSWOODWORTHSBOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St. we get a new crew in the admin¬istration with a different out¬look.” Asked if it was fair to saythat his solution was equivalentto throwing the rascals out, he re¬plied that he meant it was inevi¬table that the administrationwould keep on like it is, “untilpeople smartened up and thoughtabout things differently.”A question was raised and notanswered, at least in this report¬er’s opinion, as to why the USshould be sending American taxmoney abroad when people righthere in Chicago are living insqualor and poverty. White notedthat the whole question of Amer¬ican'aid to foreign countries hadtraveled a long way since HenryIs, ^ ~ f » « ' . 5 > Wallace, “no longer popular,” hadprojected the notion “Milk for theHottentots.”Finally a Korean student ob¬served the following: “The worldcan produce enough to feed ev¬erybody but it’s the misdistribu-tion that is wrong.” He statedthat even the military aid nowgoing out to underdeveloped coun¬tries isn’t enough^nd that “SouthKorea wouldn’t last two dayswithout US military aid.”The next discussion will be onthe subject “US and militarism”at the home of Richard Taylor,professor of political science atNorthwestern university. 1109Maple street. Evanston, Illinois,tonight at 8 p.m.*•'HmmmThree weeks ago, the Maroon printed a story stating that“Debbie Goldman” was one of the finalists in the Inter! pater¬nity queen contest; no one complained. Two weeks ago. we rana picture of the “lineup of candidates” which included DebbieGoldman; no one squawked. Last week the Maroon proudly an¬nounced that Miss Deborah Goldman was crowned the I-Fqueen; boy, did we hear screaming.Her name is Goleman!J/te PHOTOGRAPHERS1171 EAST 55th STREET MIDWAY 3-4433♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦»♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦1 - twjava. paryy IOPEN HOUSE 1PHI KAPPA PSI-ESOTERIGI• Entertainment• RetreshmentsSATURDAYDECEMBER 1Phi Psi house5555 Woodlawn 8 p.m,D & G S Shopper's ListButton-down sport shirts $2.95 &$ 3.95White shirts 2.95 & 3.95Ties $1.00, • 1.50 & 2,50Rayon flannel Ivy League pants 645All wool flannel pants 9.95Flat top hats 7.50Ivy caps . 1 95Corduroy sportcoats 1695Matching trousers 6.95Cashmere and wool sportcoats . 27.50All wool flannel suits 34.95 1Ivy herring bone suits 44.95 |Suburban coats 14.95 1Trench coats 17.95 iOvercoats 39.95Also a complete line ofmen's cuff-links,, watches and ringsD&l Clothes Shop744 E. 63rd St. Ml 3-2728“In the Neighborhood ‘for 40 Years**Hours: 9 o.m. - 8 p.m., Mon. - Fri. — 9 o .in. - 9 p.m., SaturdayulkV^ « CHICAGO MAROON • Nov. 30, 1956GadflyCastigates articles in ‘Comment,’asks revamping of publicationThis University — and its students — have been slandered by a student publication. Thatpublication is Comment.Through the printing of items that show not merely questionable taste, but also vulgarityInd childishryss of the worst sort, this four page, weekly, mimeographed publication has dem¬onstrated that it is unfit toContinue on this campus in its lor did not say he was going toPresent form. double undergraduate enrollmentIn recent issues, Comment by 1960- he did state that anfcs maligned both the highest ultimate enrollment goal for theOfficials of this University, and next years would be 5000 un-the highest official of this nation. , , , ,These articles were written in dergraduate and oOOO graduateBuch an irresponsible and degrad¬ing manner as to bring this Uni¬ students. Nor did he imply, asComment maintains, that the Uni¬versity and its students into versity is not now "great,” nordisrespect. that be would make Chicago aIn a recent "Open letter to „ universitv bv 1960 TheChancellor Kimpton,” Comment greal univerMTY W megrossly misinterpreted the Chan- Chancellor merely spoke of hisrellor’s candid and sincere state- aspirations for "building ourfnents made at a "Meet the Stu- great university.”dents” program sponsored by Stu- As for the lesser issue of foot-ient Forum.The program "was very inter¬esting,” says Comment: "you•>luded the questions magnificent- ball, the Chancellor took a clearand moderate stand: for inter col¬legiate football, and against pres¬surized, professionalized Big Tentype football. He stands squarelybetween the rah-rah boys whowant to go on Stagg field and die,if necessary, for dear old Chicago,and the would-be intellectualsTHE AUTHOR of this "letter”then accuses the Chancellor ofvague and nebulous designs onthe future quality of this Univer- w'ho consider an interest in ath-fity in Kimpton’s hopes and plans letics to be evidence of extremefor doubling the undergraduate immaturity. Is the Chancellor'senrollment by 1960. moderate stand on this issueA particularly biting accusation spineless and evasive as the Com-was the statement that the Chan- ment critic would have ustellor “apparently” does not thinkthat this University is a “great©ne,” since he spoke of building a"great University.”Another attack on the Chancel- the United States, in an articlelor concerned the omnipresent entitfed "The Messiah,” is madebelieve?ANOTHER ISSUE of Commentcarries its defamation of char¬acter further. The President offootball question. Comment snide-Jy indicates that he is two-faced:it maintains that the Chancellorproclaimed he was "for football,”but failed to provide a satisfac- his appearance, was sped backto the White House, where hecrept into a robe while he softlystroked his murmuring heartand rubbed the fifteen stitcheson his abdomen. He suckedwarm milk from a baby bottle,picked up a pen and transcribedinto his diary.”Comment continues: "A newhigh in the peak of panderingto public will has been scaled,as I sit secure in my ethereallyhigh ledge from which I canpeer down over my former po¬litical heights ... I feel sick¬ened that I have won this elec¬tion by capturing the votes ofmillions of mush-gut sentimen¬talists . . ."Ben (Hall) will continue todress the whole boom-boomshow in his corny banners andparade the inert elephantaround the ‘Hick Ike’ fair¬grounds . . . while all the patpoliticos grope around in theirscratchy pants and gruntthrough their rye-eaten tonsilsthat they’re good Ike men.”Nor is our previous Presidentsafe from the Comment-serpent’stooth:. . Harry S. Truman . . .Interrrupted a game of ginrummy to tell his cronies . . .‘Ike Easylove has swooned thegullible guts of this cardio¬graph - clapt rap worshipingpublic.’ ” 'f,y r ^'Comment' comments on Ike and LarryHAD ENOUGH? Wait, wereto appear as a smugly satisfied,power-hungry politician, sneeringat the decision of the Americanpeople in re-electing him.t r-i7 „f Excerpts from this article, this f.ot finished! Now for the punch¬ing "l ing lhe dlf^ gross violation of good taste, are l,nt- he,las} Paragraph of thisculty of those alumni who would 'nJT dialectical diatribe called "Thepressure for more emphasis onathletics. "You’ll find it a littleharder to raise $42 million in one printed below. The suhstance of ,, . ,,the article is an account of the essianactions of President Eisenhower. ,, , . . . and former President Trumanyear when the alumni are against immediately foliowing ,hc an.you, sneers Comment. nouncement ot Eisenhower’s re-THE ERRORS of fact in these election.attacks are glaring: the Chancel- "The President, after making "People who never vote Re¬publican and some fanners,who confide their worship tothe Bible, do not ‘need’ Ike. To the rest of the country, the Ikegrin has become love of life."Franklin Roosevelt’s oppo¬nents said, ‘You can’t beat SantaUlaus’; I say you can’t beatJesus Christ.’ ”But don’t think this is a laugh¬ing matter, dear Maroon reader,because this trash was actuallyprinted—printed by a "weekly un¬dergraduate publication” of thisUniversity. A publication that canbe considered by outsiders as rep¬resenting this institution — theUniversity of Chicago- its 9,000students and faculty—YOU!!WHAT IS THE AVOWED aimof this publication?Comment claims that its pur¬pose is to be a "publication forcriticism, evaluation and impor¬tantly, for creative writing.”Has Comment criticized? Isthere criticism or slander in theglaring errors of fact and vagueaccusations thrown at the Chan¬cellor in the "open letter”? Is thiscritical analysis or perversion offacts, a critique of a situation orbesmirching of personalities?Has Comment evaluated? Is anevaluation of the recent Eisen¬hower victory shown in such fan¬tasy-statements as "I feel sick¬ened that I have won this elec¬tion by capturing the votes ofmillions of mush-gut sentimen¬talists . . .”? What purpose isserved by the mere slander of thePresident of the United States,the mere mockery of the Amer¬ican people?Has Comment published crea-j five writing? Is printing what-ever happens to come into a writ-er’s head creative writing? Bylack of any sense of what corvstitutes intelligent, thoughtfuland well created examples of theEnglish language, Comment hasdestroyed the very meaning ofcreativeness.EVERY OPPORTUNITYshould exist for students to voicetheir opinions, and to have an out¬let for their creative literaryskills outside the classroom.Staunch support should comefrom the student body, the fac¬ulty and the administration fora legitimate representative organto voice student criticism, evalua¬tion and literary efforts.There is no place at this insti¬tution for shallow, destructive ex¬amples of juvenile thinking. Com¬ment, whether we or they like itor not, is part of this University.Its recent issues have shown thatit is a part that w»e cannot beproud of.The University of Chicago maysorely need a publication for crea¬tive literary efforts of students.Comment, in its present form, itnot that publication.Therefore, we suggestthat the dean of studentsoffice or the Office of Stu¬dent Activities take imme¬diate action to insurere-evaluation of the aimsand principles of Commentunder the proper guidanceof competent and interestedstudent and/or facultymembers.sAVEPlastic Rinnencare for \tints GiftsSAVE OVER 58%W*Sms*t WiVmstU WTAttyfSove $7.05 on 16 Piece Plastic DinnerwareDeportment Store oO0ur PNCe S495 Save $1.11 on each setot four heavy Melmac6 oz. Plastic TumblersDepartment Store Price $2.40Our Price $1.29 Sove $7.05 on heavy Melmac Add-On-SetDepartment Store Price $12.00Our Price $4.95SHOP AT THE CO-OP SUPER MART5535 SOUTH HARPER AVENUE PLENTY OF FREE PARKINC,t*< n "’d 1 11-, i.i-GiNov. 30. 1956 • CHICAGO MAROON • JLettersRegrets 'Maroon' article on SGIt is indeed a shame when the few organiza¬tions that are still active on this campus spendsuch a large portion of their time and effort bela¬boring each other. This letter is not written inthat spirit but is rather an appeal for construc¬tive criticism and a helping hand.In the last issue of the Maroon (November 24,1956* there was the most recent of the articles dis¬cussing SG’s “parliamentary quibbling.” It is cer¬tainly a right of the Maroon to criticize the func¬tioning of our student government but I think thatit is neither fair journalism nor in the interest ofstudent representation to completely ignore thesubstantive issues for a humorous back handedslap at SG.The issues raised and discussed by the wholeassembly were not concerned with parliamentarytactics but such questions as, the appearance ofrace prejudice on this campus, the right of studentorganizations to distribute literature, the hike inregistration fees, the holding of Academic Free¬dom Week, etc. The Maroon and other campuspublications have often berated students for theirapathy on these questions. Yet, when SG tries todeal with them they do not even receive an objec¬ tive journalistic treatment.There is no doubt that SG, like the Maroon, hasmany faults and weaknesses I am sure that themembers of these respective organizations aremore aware of them than our severest critics.SG certainly welcomes any suggestion to improveits functioning as well as its representative char¬acter, in fact, SG has even set up a committee tosolicit such advice. But, let us not overlook theglaring facts of campus life in 1956. The studentbody is silent on questions from community rede¬velopment and curriculum change to those ofnational and international import. A small numberis still actively concerned. The Maroon and SGare a meeting ground for some of these people.For these reasons I would plead that when im¬portant issues are raised, in SG and elsewhere,they should be treated in a news-worthy mannerand if faults are committed they should be criti¬cized in an adult fashion. Any other methods canonly reinforce non-participation of the studentbody and might well destroy any representationof student interest.,Otto Fein stein(SBP-Soc. Sci.) -f/y\ cfvlcaao11 laroonIssued every Friday throughout the school year and intermittently during tlMsummer quarter, by the publisher, the Chicago Maroon, at 1212 East 59th Street,Chicago 37, Illinois. Telephones: Editorial office, Midway 3-0800, ext. 3266; Busi¬ness and advertising office, Midway 3-0800, ext. 3265. Subscriptions bv mail, ftper year. Business office hours: 2 p.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Saturday.Editor-in-chief Ronald J. GrossmanManaging editor , . . Norman LewakBusiness manager Gary MokotoffExecutive news editor Jean KwonAdvertising manager Lawrence D. KesslerEditorial assistant Bob BrownNews editors Rochelle Dubnow, Adrienne KinkaidDeems stereotypes inoffensive On Campos withMaxShulman(Author of "Barefoot Boy With Cheek,” etc.)LITTLE STORIES WITH BIG MOF \LSFirst Little StoryI wish to take the editor to task for publishinga letter which clearly does not meet the standardsof the Maroon. I refer to that letter reviling theSU C Dance poster. The letter imploring campusorganizations to . . . “be more sensitive to theimplications of iheir publications . . .MThe attitude portrayed in that letter created theclimate referred to by A1 Capp when he publiclystated that humor today is hard pressed for itsexistence. The supposed stereotype gave no morereason for offense than does the stereotype usedso effectively in the cartoon on page twelve of thesame issue. The letter itself is absurd, a collec¬tion of ill-conceived and ill-written garbage whichwould make Shulman’s Sigafoos blush with shame.For example, exactly what do these peoplemean by “national stereotype”? If the stereotypelias a nationality it is as much American as Chin¬ese. To be precise it originated in San Franciscoas a combination of good business and commonsense. While these declaimers define national ster¬eotype in an interesting and novel manner, theycompletely fail to connect the incident with thedefinition, perhaps because there is no connec¬tion between the two. As for minority groups andforeigners, only the American Indian is indigenousin these parts. The rest of us are foreigners (whichonce led F.D.R. to address the D.A.R. as “dear fellow immigrants”); all of us are members ofone minority group or another.Are we to cease referring to each other or topurge our language and culture of all foreign?There would be little left.The authors are concerned because . . . “stu¬dents at this university are not aware of its (theposter’s) obvious connotations.” Kudos to thesesharp witted pinheads who claim awareness ofthat which the student body is unaware of. How¬ever, either their definition of obvious is slightlyperverted or our student body is stupid. Also, howunfortunate that they did not advise us in whatmanner connotations of which all are unawarecan possibly be offensive. A new form of connota¬tion, this. Wake up Webster a new dictionary isin the making here.Having further advised us to . . . “consciouslyattempt to eradicate visual and mental stereotypesof all kinds,” the authors will no doubt soon pub¬lish a treatise on how to think without mentalimagery. Oh happy day, that! The remainder ofthe letter is in like style and with the addition ofhyphens between adjectives it could pass for anarticle from that famous magazine for people whocan’t think, Time.Please print my name in full; I am not ashamedof my communications. Richard A. KarlinBreslow suggests dropping exchangeAs one who was at one timeinvolved in the affairs of Stu¬dent Government I should liketo suggest a course of action forthat body.Although I am not aware of theexact status of the proposed Mos¬cow Chicago student exchange, Iassume that it is still envisionedin some form by Student Govern¬ment.In light of the recent barbar¬ous suppression of the democraticaspirations of the Hungarian peo¬ple by the Soviet Union I proposethat this exchange be cancelledon the initiative of the Univer¬sity of Chicago Student Govern¬ ment.As even Jean-Paul Sartre hasnoted, no person of good willcould possibly pardon this ter¬rible climax to “twelve years ofterror and imbecility.” I cannotbelieve that any constructive pur¬pose could be served by the ex¬change, whereas its cancellationwould at least serve as a moralprotest.Paul Breslow(Editor’s note: Mr. Breslow isa former UC student and formermember of SG. In December of1955, Breslow stated that theNSAcommittee seeking to establishthe exchange should wait for a reply to a letter sent to the So¬viets before going ahead withplans for a special committee tohandle the project. At that time,Mr. Breslow feit that NSA shouldcontinue to handle the exchangeuntil it was definitely knownwhether the Soviets wanted theexchange and on what basis.In March of 1956, Mr. Breslow.along with two other SG mem¬bers sponsored an exchange mo¬tion which w'as passed by the gov¬ernment. At that time the threestated: “It is the policy of SG andof NSA to promote meaningfulcontact between Russian andAmerican students.”)SRP shatters stereotype of selfFor the first time SRP hasshown itself to be a party ofreal awareness instead of nar¬row and rigid “liberalism” and"free thinking”; of resolute self-awareness, instead of patheticpolitical dilettantism; and aboveall of wholesome, good-natured,and yet delicate, humor insteadof vindicative (sic) and selfright-eons moroseness.SRP, or at least its representa¬tives in SG, has showm the cam¬pus, through its letter published in last week’s Maroon, that it isaware of the stereotype of itselfthat is implanted in the minds ofmany students of the U of C(especially the newer ones) bybringing it forth in the most ex¬aggerated form and in the mostpublic manner.SRP has shown the campus ofits self-awareness by taking thisstereotype and utterly nullifyingit by rubbing it so far into theground that no one can everagain conjure it up against SRP without evoking the ridicule ofthe campus.SRP has shown itself to be, aparty possessed of the keenestand most subtle humor by theclever self-satire of its own ster¬eotype in the form of a condem¬nation of stereotypes. Is this nottruly the device of an imagina¬tion and in it, the calibre of whichhas not been seen on this campussince 1951?Hurrah for Brothers SRP!A jubilant “liberal”Chides veteran players ofThis ... is in reference tothe commentary on the 1956Soccer season at UC ... in lastWeek’s . . . Maroon by the teamcaptain, Ralph Hirsch.Ralph was a constant source ofencouragement to me during thepast two years when we playedsoccer together. .,. . He not onlySave his aid to all members ofthe soccer team, but was always^tapping out new strategies forcoming games.However, I enthusiastically dis¬pute (his) claim that the “lackveterans” on the soccer team held the group back, and that “fu¬ture teams face this same prob¬lem” . . .The veterans, so “potent andskilled” in the soccer captain’seyes, were indeed the cause of theteam’s morbid failure this season(all losses). Every veteran whowas playing first string was atleast twenty-five and some wereas old as thirty. These “skilledsaviours of the team” came out topractice when they pleased . . .played what positions they couldbully the soccer coach into . . .and, quite pathetically, were com-, ■ • V;'. Vi'sV ^ »V *>:. •> V . soccer teampletely out run by the younger,and more enthusiastic membersof opposing teams. The veteranson the soccer team were a bunchof decrepit and antiquated, yethighly egotistic persons whosefraction of skill over the “collegeboys” was far out classed by theyounger players’ spirit, team loy¬alty, pep, and most important,eagerness to learn.Even sorrier to say, the new¬comers were rarely given achance to play, and never startedin any game.Nelson Hyman Once upon a time when the inventors of the airplanewere very small boys, the roof on their house developeda terrible leak. A repairman was called to fix it. He sethis ladder against the side of the house, but it was avery tall house and his ladder was not quite long enoughto reach the roof.“Sir, we have an idea,” said the boys who even at thattender age were resourceful little chaps. “We will getup on top of the ladder and boost you up on the roof.”So the boys climbed to the top of the ladder, and therepairman came after them, and they tried to boost himup on the roof. But, alas, the plan did not work and theyall came tumbling down in a heap.MORAL: Two Wrights don’t make a rung.Second Little StoryOnce upon a time a German exchange student camefrom Old Heidelberg to an American university. Onenight there was a bull session going on in the room nextto his. “Ach, excuse me,” he said timidly to the group ofyoung men assembled there, “aber what is that heavenlysmell I smell?”“Why, that is the fragrant aroma of our Philip Morriscigai’ettes,” said one of the men.“Himmel, such natural tobacco goodness!”“It comes in regular size in the handy Snap-Open pack,or in long size in the new crushproof box.... Won’t youtry one?”“Dankeschon,” said the German exchange studenthappily, and from that night forward, whenever the menlit up Philip Morris Cigarettes, he never failed to hepresent.MORAL:. Where there’s smoke, there’s Meyer. *Third Little StoryOnce upon a time Penelope, the wife of Ulysses, hadherself a mess of trouble in Ithaca. With her husbandaway at the Trojan War, all the local blades w^e wooingPenelope like crazy. She stalled them by saying shewouldn’t make her choice until she finished weaving arug. Each night when her suitors had gone home, Penel¬ope, that sly minx, would unravel all the weaving sheWell sir, one night she left her rug lying outside. Itrained buckets, and the rug got all matted and shrunken,and Penelope couldn’t unwind it. When the suitors cameback in the morning, the poor frantic woman startedrunning all over the- house looking for a place to hide.Well sir, it happened that Sappho, the poetess, hadcome over the night before to write an ode about Penel¬ope’s Grecian urn. So she said, “Hey, Penelope, whydon’t you hide in this urn? I think it’s big enough if you’llkind of squinch down.”So Penelope hopped in the urn, and it concealed herperfectly except for her hair-do which was worn upsweptin the Greek manner.Well sir, with the suitors pounding on the door, Sap¬pho had to move fast. She whipped out a razor and cutoff Penelope’s hair. The suitors looked high and low butthey couldn’t find Penelope.MORAL: A Penny shaved is a Penny vrned.®Max Shulman, 1956Are you still with us? If so, settle your shattered nerves witha mild and lusty Philip Morris, natural tobacco goodness allthe way through, made by the sponsors of this column.Better Than a Turkey? Co-eds 4fair to rotten■- i.. by Bob Broira .What do Chicago men think of Chicago girls?; ' , •Not much. ■This was revealed by a Maroon survey of a representative cross-section of the campus’s;male population; Asked for their opinions on UC’s co-eds, 16 per cent of the males said they;thought the girls, on the average, looked “wonderful” or excellent; 11 r"'iA 4l—'or excellent; 11 per cent said theya whopping 35 per cent thought the girls’co-eds irate replies to Caparros* are as bad as the boys—they’re allallegations, see opposite page.) lousy. I’m transferring to North -■b With over 70 per cent of the western next quarter.”male population indicating that Another male comment was$■they think the girls’ appearance “the girl s are getting bet tor.'range from! ‘‘fair”;|to rotten;” it They're smoking less pipes thisappears asf-though Caparros has year.” Other quotes from the maleechoed the sentiments of many.,a side are: . "campus male. - "I was beginning to think- However, one male queried in they look good until I went homethe survey thought UC women for Thanksgiving.”looked fine - “I’m married to The Rjrls here Can be divideAnother male said “the gtrls int0 two groups: “the commutes■ have kept their sense of values-.■ while the ones that live o'n-lurhpus don’t know how to hand!r\--.<them selves. ’ . . .....— “the older girls in ‘C’ group-,are a bad influence on the re*-1—‘‘what t hey lack in .beauty';they make up in other things.”‘ I can’t judge- you can't < no,looked “awful” to /.-rotten.” '' •The fuss all started last weekwhen Ray Caparros, new studentin the college, wrote a letter tothe-Maroon comparing UC co-edsto; w i t c h e s , and said he was“scared out of his wits” to bumpinto a typical Chicago “hag.”Caparros said he had never seena more motely collection of girlsas there is on campus (For the< hicago Maroon. April 6, 1945—University of Chicago Womenar<* “socially immature and present a sloppy physical appearance” I ~ ^a niemlier of the Army Specialized Training Program stationed on LvT 4^ v? Jv TWCJTthe campus said last week in a letter to the editor, published by Dear Editorthe Geisha Gazette, ASTP journal on the campus. _, ' • . ' '■ t , .. „ . , . . , . .• ^ 4I m glad somebody finally Jiad./the guts to complain about'theEJIIIIIIIIilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllimilllllllllllllHIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllltlllllllllltlltl^ women at this gamp’us. 1 know that ue men are supposed to “gomeE = here for other things than sex. but does the scenery around herej| Internalional House Movies j| have to be so depressing,?.,The girls here look like stuffed kangaroos,E ■ ■ ■ ={ hairy apes, or Hungarian refugees. A few of those oo-eds that .affect ... .E Monday evenings, 7:00 A .9:00. p.m. —- Fast Lounge = blue jeans give, an ^appearance from the rear of two cats fighting to horses with girlsp ■ . s in a sack. I haven’t seen a| Monday, December i — 45 c — Pittsburgh (Americon) | So come on girls! Give‘the men something to think about like line since I arrived—jiallllllllllllllllHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIItllllllllllWIIIlillllllllHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHinilllllillllllllimmillNIUllllllHllllllimillU? t}£ht sweaters, n\ lon-sheathed. legs, combed hail - and even a little combed hair .and long I'■ v ...'..i- ■ - lipstick please.:■" Lo( sox rear its ugly head> ^ " -M- -m ~r / ing around campus now!UC campus QueenCo-eds are ugly?it'd look bet ter than the girls wander-; "/ ■ ... . .n / . ■- ; ■ :Disgrunt led-and-lonely-inaleWHY GO DOWNTOWNFor Your Ivy LeagueHaberdashery Cr ClothingWE HAVE THE LATEST ANDWE'RE CLOSE AT HANDTRY USShort or Tall ... 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The exclusive Camel blendof quality tobaccos brings you smooth smoking.You’re sure to enjoy Camels, the mostpopular cigarette today.They’ve really got it!Discover the difference between “just smoking” and Camels!Nov. 30, 1956 • CHICAGO MAROON • 7UC coeds: girls, horses?These eight pictures are of UC co-eds, post and present. What'sjour opinion—do they look like “horses," as one irate male, polledin the Maroon survey, alleged? Or how do they compare withcoeds on other campuses?"Most UC men wouldn'trecognize pair of panties"Some of the “witches” on campus will at least give himcredit for putting quotations around the word “gentlemen.”They should not only be put around that word, but aroundthe word “men” in general, when referring to UC.Admittedly, there are many...not even rich!Pear Editor:The men at UC are no beautieseither. (Except one—and I havehim.) Most men around here arenot tall, not dark, not suave, noteven gentlemen—much less rich.Few girls can find a princecharming anywhere, and especial¬ly here! Maybe intelligence andkindness are more importantthan good looks, but . . .Mrs. Earl M. HerrickHyde Park's mostcomplete camera shopLIONEL fr HO TRAINSMODEL CAMERA1342 E. 55th girls here who are carelessabout their appearance; it is aknown fact that girls dress andact to please MEN, but where arethe men? Not at UC.Oh yes, there are a few who are“man” enough to write nasty lit¬tle letters to the Maroon but howmany are man enough to raid agirls’ dorm? No wonder the ad¬ministration doesn’t have to wor¬ry about “panty raids." 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Irate Co-eds write:»The physical appearance of our co-eds, i.e., “witches” displeases Mr. Caparros. He de¬serves our pity because he is unhappy, but deserves no sympathy because he hasn’t reallylooked over the campus from the ladies’ point of view.I have been a female on the UC campus for five long years and have had these many yearsto observe the composition of the student body — it’s no better in the male than in thefemale, on the average.But familiarity does notbreed contempt, and UCgirls and UC boys come toappreciate one another per¬haps more than they wouldthe more glamorous male andfemale ideals of the .moviemagazine. type females, he may someday begrateful to see what he’s gettingwith no mask of cosmetic hidingher from the light. Or perhapswisdom and experience will bringhim to that dreadful masculine view, “In the dark they are allthe same".BubblesP.S. The witches in Macbethare usually portrayed by threemen, or two men and one woman."One's own cornea" views... As for Mr. Caparros’ future,he must become more tolerant orhe isn’t likely to have any. As¬suming he does grow used to UC“Lucious specimentsto be found here”I am sick of reading of asexu-ality of the girls on this campuswho look like polar bears. If theboys would only pull their longnoses long enough out of theirbooks and sniff around, theywould see some lucious (sic) .spe¬ciments (sic) with all the trim¬mings that even Ray could for¬get his goose for once and lookfor some fairer giblets.As a girl on campus, I wouldask the male population to combtheir beards once in a while so Icould see their lips more whenthey mumble to me.One of the beauties,Ellen GrilickesSOLUTIONS FOR THEMIDDLE EASTArab, Zionist, Sociolistpoint of viewFri., Dec. 7 8:15 p.nt.777 W. AdamsSponsored by Militant Labor Forum UC females differentlyOne views the world throughone’s “own” cornea. The red filterallows only red light to pass; thedistorted lens, only the distortedimage and not the Venus of Milo.As I read Ray Caparros’ letter Iglanced up and leaving Eckhartlibrary was a damsel as fair as Icould find anywhere in the world,let alone Chicago. A quick surveyof the library revealed more ofthe same. And wherever on cam¬pus I am, I need not look far tofind some girl I’d be happy to bewith and/or be seen with any¬where, anytime.The 4-1 ratio of male to femaleCaptures yourpersonalityas well asyour personBU 8-08761457-9 E. 57th St. students on this, as well as mostcampuses, makes it difficult forthe male student. But this is noreason to take it out on a minor¬ity—the school’s coeds. Especiallywhen the male student may be as,or even more unattractive to thecoed.Ray had better have his pre¬scription changed. Astigmatismmay easily make straight linesappear to be wavy, but seldomwavy lines straight. What Kaysays about Judy tells more aboutKay than about Judy. Look again.Ed SzkirpanUNIVERSITYBARBER SHOP1453 E. 57thFine haircuttingThree barbers workingLadies' haircuttingFloyd C. ArnoldProprietorMS or PhDPhysicistsChemistsMathematiciansWho hove joined the Operotions EvoluotionGroup of Massachusetts Institute of Technologyhove found that a career in Operations Researchoffers:Challenging ResearchAcademic AtmosphereCompetitive SalariesLiberal Fringe BenefitsPaid Leave For Study or ResearchCampus InterviewsThursday, December 6, 1956Operations Evaluation GroupDivision of Defense LaboratoriesMassachusetts Institute of TechnologyPROBLEM:How to get homefor the Holidays ?SOLUTION:Fly United Air Lineslow-cost Air Coach!Where the complimentsare ladled out" These days, it’s very often that youfind a guy wearing this Arrow Glenbutton-down. It rates plenty of praise for .its trim-tailored collar and harmonizing colors.(newest is a subtle blue). 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BO, 1956 • CHICAGO MAROON • 9Reveal new methods Conning events on quadranglesfor fighting diseaseT Four new methods or improved techniques for fightingdisease were discussed by the UC Council on Medical andBiological research Monday.Members of the UC clinical and science faculties reported©n new techniques for making —X-rays at a minimum expense; of the breast;a method of determining howdrugs localize in the brain; elec- ^ymictro-convulsive shock treatment disease,experiments with animals; andthe relevance of knowledge ofnon human cancers to treatment©f human diseases.Dr. George V. LeRoy. associatedean of the division of the bio¬logical sciences pointed out, inregard to the relationship be¬tween non-human and humancancers, that the catfish has atransmittable form of cancer;that dogs, though eating muchthe same diet as humans, do not and that chickencancer, which has important eco¬nomic consequences, is a viralVarious devices for taking X-ray pictures with the least pos¬sible amount of radiation ex¬posure were demonstrated.It was shown how, after radio¬active drugs have been adminis¬tered, microscopic sections ofbrain tissue will make their ownphotographs on suitable plates,revealing localization of thedrugs.The scientists particularlystressed the importance of funda-develop stomach cancer; that cats mental research in attacking canmost frequently develop cancer cer.Schedule low-cost ski tripover Christmas interim .American Youth hostels has scheduled a low-cost one weekski trip of special interest to college students for the Christ¬mas period. The trip will be to Arapahoe Basin, Colorado, oneof the highest ski areas in that state.The skiers will leave Chi¬cago, Tuesday evening, De¬cember 25, by chartered bus andreturn on January 1. Estimatedcost of the trip is $80 which cov¬ers transportation, lodging, mealsand planned evening recreation.Arapahoe basin offers over fivesquare miles of open slopes andtrails for skiers of all abilities. Itis noted for its abundance of pow¬ der snow and sunshine.Four shorter trips are alsoplanned over New Year’s weekendto leading midwest ski areas inMichigan and Wisconsin. Therewill be two four-day trips and twotwo-day trips.For further information writeor phone the American Youth hos¬tels office, 431 South Wabash ave¬nue, Chicago 5. WA 2-6667.We Will Teach You How to DriveQuickway Driving SchoolDUAL CONTROL KE 6-116010% Discount to Students ond UC Personnel Friday 30 NovemberBlackfriars, 9 am, Ida Noyes.Psychology chib, 2 pm, Ida Noyes.Business club of Business school, 2:3Qpm, 2nd floor lounge, Haskell.Xmas around the world, Dutch, dinner5:30-8:30 pm. Museum of Science andIndustry. 57th street and Lake Mich¬igan, $1.75.Young Socialists, 7 pm, Ida Noyes.Lutheran discussion. “Can democracybecome a heresy?” Sidney Mead, pres.,Meadvllle school, 7 pm, Chapel house,(supper 6, 50 cents).Int house play reading, Girardoux’sTiger at the Gates, 7:30 pm, 6532 Mi¬nerva avenue.Apollonians rehearsal, 7:45 pm, IdaNoyes.Campus archaeological society, 8 pm,Ida Noyes.Lecture, "British policy in Middle East,”prof. Martin Wight, Int relations club,8 pm, Int house.Modern Greece lectures, “Backgroundof the Greek revolution of 1821,” visit¬ing prof. George G. Arnakis, 8 pm,Soc Sci 122.Moody lecture, Ruth Draper, dramaticsketches, 8:30 pm. Mandel hall. free.Informal sabbath, 8:30 pm. Hillel house,(Sabbath service, 7:45 pm).Student Union C-dance, Greenwich vil¬lage at UC,” refreshments, 9 pm, IdaNoyes, 75 cents.Saturday 1 DecemberDance symposium, modern dance mas¬ter lesson, dance therapy, 10 am, IdaNoyes, 75 cents.Bach singers rehearsals, 1:30 pm, Chapelhouse.World Xmas, Croatian and Norwegiandinner, 5:30 pm, S & I museum, $1.75.Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship,8 pm, Ida Noyes.Hanukkah celebration, “Festival ofLights," Israeli student organization,8:30 pm, Int house. 50 cents donation.Open house, 9 pm, 5555 Woodlawn.Sunday 2 DecemberEpiscopal communion, 8:30 am. Bondchapel (breakfast afterwards, 30 cents)Roman catholic Masses, 8:30, 10, 11 am,DeSales house.Lutheran communion service, 10 am,Hilton chapel.University religious service. Rev. DanielJenkins, King’s Weigh house church,FREE RESEARCH AIDIf you are doing research on theSoviet Union (or are just inter¬ested), use the help available at theoffices and library of the ChicagoCouncil of American-Soviet Friend¬ship, Suite 403, 189 W. Madison. AN3-1877, AN 3-1878. Open 9-5, Monday-Saturday. London, England, preaching, 11 am,Rockefeller chapel.Discussion, “Events in east Europe,"Dan Harris, Anvil magazine, refresh¬ments, Young Socialist League, 3 pm,Meiers home, 1343 E. 50th‘.Carillon concert, 4:30 pm, Rockefellerchapel.Calvert Club lecture, “Loyola and theJesuits,” John Kemp SJ, 4:30 pm, De-Sales house, (supper at 6, 75 cents).Student representative party caucus,executive council meeting, all invited,6:30 pm, Ida Noyes.Quaker discussion, “What is the basisfor our social concern?” 7 pm, Quakerhouse, (supper 6).Porter fellowship discussion, "Spiritualconcepts in healing,” prof. GrangerWestberg, 7 pm, Chapel house, (sup¬per 6, 50 cents).Independent students league caucus,7:30 pm, Burton lounge.Channing lecture, E. Chuter Ede, ex¬member British parliament, pres. In¬ternational assn, for religious free¬dom, 8 pm, 1174 E. 57th St.Monday 3 DecemberDivisional advance registration begins.MAROON staff meeting, 3:30 pm.Maroon office, Ida Noyes.Political science lecture, “What followsthe four freedoms?” Chuter Ede, ex-MP, 4 pm, Soc Sci 122.Elementary Hebrew class, 4 pm, Hillelhouse, »Hebrew reading seminar. Medieval andmodern selected readings, 4:30 pm,Hillel house.Chicago review staff meeting,-4:30 pm,Reynolds club.Botany club, 4:30 pm. Botanv.Film: Pittsburgh, 7 and 9 pm,' Int houseassembly hall.Comment staff meeting, 7:00 pm, Rey¬nolds Club.Modern dance class, 7 pm, Tda Noyes.Swimming class, 7 pm, Ida Noyes,women only.Social dancing class, 8 pm, Ida Noyestheatre.Tuesday 4 DecemberHillel chamber music players, 3:30 pm,Hillel.Elementary Yiddish class, 4 pm, IdaNoyes, weekly.Xmas tree decorating party, SU, refresh¬ments, 7 pm, Ida Noyes.Bridge class, 7 pm, Ida Noyes.The CollegeLAUNDERETTE1449 East 57th St.MU 4-9236 Concert band rehearsal, full ensemble,7:30 pm, Mandel.Madrigal singers rehearsal, 7:30 pm, IdaNoyes.Rocket research symposium, “Fuels andthermodynamics,” 7:30 pm, Eckhart203.Modern Grece lectures, “The Greek rev¬olution through Western eyes: Phil-helleneS and Historians,” visiting prof.George G. Arnakis. 8 pm, Soc Sci 122.YSL lecture, “The 1956 elections: whatnext for labor,” Don Harris, Anvil,New International, Labor Action mag¬azines, 8 pm, Rosenwald 2.Xmas party, FTS wives class, 8 pm,Swift commons.Folk dancing, 8 pm, Int house assemblyhall, 50 cents.Wednesday 5 DecemberSU Wassail party. 3-5 pm, refreshmentstre lighting 4, Ida Noyes.Seminar, "Ideological conflict In mod¬ern Jewish thought,” rabbi M. Pekar-sky, 3:30 pm, Hillel house.Episcopal evensong, 5:05 pm, Bondchapel.Orchestra Comedia - Musicalis rehearsal,7:30 pm, Ida Noyes.Country dancers, 8 pm, Ida Noyes.Carillon concert, 8 pm, Rockefellerchapel.Xmas concert. Glee club, everyone In¬vited, 8:30 pm, Bond chapel.Thursday 6 DecemberAnglican communion, 7:30 am, Bondchapel.Petition comprehensives, French, Span¬ish, math, nat sci I, II, III, soc sciIII, 8:30-11:30 am, 1:30-4:30 pm, Cobb110.Communication seminar, “Celebrities aspopular symbols: a case study of Mari¬lyn Monroe and Grace Kelly Grim¬aldi,” Sam Lesner, film critic DailyNews, prof. Reuel Denney, 7:30 pm.Soc Sci 122.Tennis class, 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes gym.Apollonian rehearsal, 7:45 pm, IdaNoyes.FTF World church fellowship, “WorldRome and the ecumenical movement,”prof. Daniel Jenkins, 8 pm, Beaverhome, 5114 Dorchester.Allia Phi Omega Service club, reorgani¬zation, all undergraduate former boyscouts, 8 pm, Ida Noyes.Coffee hour, 9 pm, Green hall lounge.Jimmy'sSINCE 1940HERE ARE YOUR OLD GOLDPUZZLESCOMO PIZZERIAFree Delivery to F.C. Students on All Pizza1520 E. 55 FA 4-5525SMALL SMALLCHEESE .1.15 PEPPER & ONION . 1.30SAUSAGE .1.45 SHRIMP 1.70ANCHOVY .... .1.45 COMBINATION . .1.75C. O. D. 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Enclose aself-addressed, stamped envelope. Mailto Tangle Schools, P. O. Box 9, GrandCentral Annex, New York 17, N. Y.10 • CHICAGO MAROON • Nov. 30, 1956Psi, Esoteric blow SU wassailing in IdaEsquire blast FridayEsoteric and Phi Kappa Psi will present the annual Esquireparty tomorrow evening. The traditional all-campus OpenHouse marks the first time in recent campus history that afraternity and a women’s club Dean Robert M. Strozier, and Ida Noyes,as Santa Claus, will make his Strozier will collect gifts forannual appearance at the was- the University settlement chil-sail party Wednesday in • Ida dren.Noyes hall, between 3 and 6 p.m., Wassail party features a 4 p.m.co-sponsored by Student Union ceremony with Ruth McCarn, as¬ sistant dean of students, lightingthe University Christmas tree. 5Group singing of Christmascarols, selections by the Madridgroup, and refreshments willhighlight the occasion.have jointly sponsored anevent of this type. The party willbegin at 9 pm at the Phi Psihouse. 5555 Woodlawn avenue.During the past week the Eso¬teric pledges, under the super¬vision of M. J. Slabodnik, have: BORDON E| Movers and Light Hauling <VI 6-9832 made ttfe rounds of clubs, frater¬nities, women’s and men's dormsinviting all.The Phi Psi house will boastinterior decoration by Esquiremagazine, exterior lighting byE. Gaines and crew, beverages bySchweppes, girls by Esoteric, andchaperonage by the noted math¬ematical biologist, Peter Greene.There have also been rumors cir¬culating to the effect that some¬one looking strangely like ElvisPresley has been seen in the vicin¬ity of the Phi Psi house and willattend tomorrow night. Strozier Settlement Santa P°ets selectfour UC ersSanta Claus will be coming to town early this year for 50youngsters from the University of Chicago’s settlement house.Dean of Students Robert M. Strozier, will be Santa tomor¬row from 2 to 6 pm at theannual Mortarboard, Quad-rangler and Phi Gamma Deltasponsored Christmas party forunderprivileged children fromChicago’s southwest side.GET LOADED FOR XMASWITH FLASH BULBS AHD FILM, THAT IS.December pictures are always excitingSnapshot Christmas cards carry a warm personal greetingRe-live the holidays with color slides — prints — moviesBeautiful snow scenes to send to your friends in FloridaSee Rudy Gerson for helpful tips on getting the best out of your equipmentUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTORE* 5802 Ellis Avenue boughs will decorate the Phi Gamhouse and gifts donated by localmerchants will make the earlyChristmas real for the children.Mortarboard, Quads and PhiChristmas trees and evergreen Gam first organized the Univer¬sity settlement house Christmasparty project in 1946 and haveheld such a party each year.About 100 Phi Gams, Mortar¬boards. and Quads, along withDean Strozier will bo on handto entertain their young guestsof honor. Poetry writen by four UC stu.dents will be among the worksto appear in the newest AnnualAnthology of College Poetry.The students are Gaylen Mas-sie, with “Party"; Mary L. Shum.way, “Sonnet to Richard Weawer”; Herbert L. Caplan, “TheSophisticated"; and Frances Zap.atka, “Time.”Selections for the anthologywere made from among thou-sands of entries from all overthe US. The anthology is pub¬lished by the National Poetryassociation, with headquarters inCalifornia.University Buying ServiceFurniture - Lamps - TV - RadiosPhonos - Electrical Appliances - LionelFaculty - Personnel - .Student DiscountsHERMANS‘•for ocer .TO years'*2310 E. 71st St. Ml 3-6700Free gift catalog trill be sent on requesttheTirst leer lustorWiry Flymouitlr Roofedand Rolled Once upon a time there was a group of cats who reallywent far out on a one way excursion canoe called theMayflower. Now they were a mighty cool combo, but theyhad to go on tour because a square from Goonville whobilled himself as King James I gave them the heel andthey had to cut out on merry old England.Anyway, they finally got a booking on the New Worldcircuit in a spot called Virginia, named in honor of Eliz¬abeth I for some reason or other.This particular day some of the boys were cooling it ondeck, quaffing a few tankards of brew when it was JohnAlden’s turn to go for refills.When he got below none other than a screen-tester namedPriscilla Mullins was running the spigot.“Make with the suds for Myles Standish,” says John.“I’ll clue you, Dad,” says Priscilla. “There’s exactly onetankard left. Speak for yourself, John.”They split the tankard and John returned topside.“Sires, I wish to report the beer is gone.”“Nutty, man!” they replied. “That beer is real gone.Give us another chorus on it!”“But, you don’t dig me, Sires” said J. A., “the barrelsare empty. This bit is over!'*“WHAT?” shouted the elders. “OUR BEER IS BUST!*Turn this raft around and make it to Plymouth Rock.We’re cuttin’ out on tliis date as of now!"And that’s the story of how the Pilgrims landed at Ply¬mouth Rock instead of Virginia. And if you don’t believeit you can take it up with our agent.moral: You're missing the boat if you haven't tried thegreatest. Next time you order beer, speak for yourself andspecify Budweiser. Man, it's the most!LAGER REERANHEUSER-BUSCH, INC. • ST. LOUIS • NEWARK • LOS ANCRLR8Nor. BO, 1956 • CHICAGO MAROON • 11Think there’s anything missing from Culture Venture? If you’d like a notice of some¬thing as yet overlooked to appear in the Maroon’s culture column, send a notice tothe culture editor by next Monday.Dramatic actress Ruth Page, hornist Joe Eger, dramatist Ivan Turgenev and ChicagoChamber orchestra director Dieter Kober fall prey to the piercing glance of Culture Vul¬ture as he glances at coming campus and Chicago events this week.On campus . . •Tonight's the night that Ruth Draper,famed dramatic actress, will performin Mandel hall, sponsored by the Wil¬liam Vaughan Moody foundation. MissDraper's presentation of six charactersketches will start at 8:30. Tonight’sevent will be the 200th in the Moodylecture series and will be free to UCstudents and friends of the University.Next Wednesday, December 5, at 8:30,the UC glee club, directed by WilliamH Diehl, will present a program en¬titled “Christmas In Song” in Bondchapel. The group, consisting of fortyenthusiastic voices, will mix some ofthe most familiar carols with some lesswell-known songs blending with theholiday spirit. “Jesu. Jesu, Most andleast.” a Christmas composition by theglee club’s director; "A Virgin Unspot¬ted” by William Billings; and a preludeand postlude by Bach promise to makethe program a varied one.Next Friday, December 7, Frenchhornist Joseph Eger and his players(on 'cello, violin and piano) will stopthe University concerts’ recent trendto string quartets. Eger, one of Amer¬ica's very few horn virtuosi, will pre¬sent several little-known compositionsfor his instrument in various combina¬tions with his ensemble. Curtain time,8:30 pm, single admission, $1.50.Tickets for Fernando Valenti’s harpsi¬chord recital on December 14, also inMandel, are now on sale In the UCconcert office.“Contemporary Art for Young Collec¬tors” still crowds tihe walls of Good-speed hall’s two - room gallery. TheRenaissance society, which sponsors theexhibit each year, Is offering paintings,drawings, sculptures and prints at pricesranging from $5 to $60, for the mostpart hovering near the upper figure.Lots of Roualt prints, some strangelycarved and titled pieces of wood, anda good selection of paintings were onview and as yet unsold at the week'sbeginning. Goodspeed is open from9 to 5 weekdays and 1 to 5 on Saturday;the exhibit ends with the quarter onDecember 18.The world outside . . .Ivan Turgenev's drama A Month inthe Country, starring Geraldine Page,opened Tuesday night at the Stude-baker theater. It’s scheduled to rununtil December 23, when Glde’s TheImmoralist wilt, start a month’s run.Curtain 8:30 except Tuesday and Sun¬day at 7, Saturday and Sunday mati¬nees at 3 pm. Student discounts are available, and the theater is locatedat 418 S. Michigan.For dramatic amusement of a differ¬ent sort, try the Offbeat room at 6344N. Broadway. The Compass players, whoused to be a UC neighborhood attrac¬tion, now hold sway at the North sideevery night but Monday and Tuesdayafter 9:30. Minimum Is $3.50 Saturdaynight, $2.50 Friday, and a buck and ahalf otherwise. TTae players present aprepared scenario every night, as wellas improvisations on any situation peo¬ple in the audience can dream up.Keep your ear close to the groundand you may hear whispers about theFestival of the Arts scheduled to burstforth on campus next Spring. Munde¬lein college, the female counterpart ofLoyola university and only a few blocksfrom the Offbeat room, will have Re¬lated Arts day this Sunday, starting at12:30 and lasting 'till 5:30. Modern art,Jazz and G. B. 8. will be tasted duringthe afternoon program by Chicago areastudents interested in becoming ac¬quainted with modern trends In art,music and drama.Those who heard and were duly Im¬pressed by the Chicago Chamber orches¬tra’s free gallery concert In the ArtInstitute last Sunday will want to re¬turn to the Institute’s Fullerton hallon Sunday, December 9, to hear Danishsinger Aksel Shlotz perform with thegroup. Directed by Dieter Kober, theformer Collegiate Sinfonietta’s changeof name and complete divorce from UChave certainly not adversely affectedits programs.Chicago symphony this week: Todayat 2 pm, Reiner directs and ElizabethSchwartzkopf sings arias by Weber andWolf. Orchestra sans singer will playMozart’s "Magic Flute” overture, Schu¬mann’s third symphony, and Strauss’“Emporer” waltzes. Tomorrow nightIzler Solomon will conduct the orches¬tra In Haydn’s overture to "The Unin¬habited Island,” Beethoven’s first sym¬phony, and (Hum 1 students take note) Brahms’ variations on a theme byHaydn. Vera Franchesi will be soloist inSchumann's A minor piano concerto totop the evening off. Curtain In Orches¬tra hall will rise at 8:15 for tomorrow’sconcert, and gallery seats are availablefor 75 cents.Next Thursday at 8:15 and Friday at2 pm, Byron Janis will be soloist underReiner’s baton. The program: Moussorg-sjcy’s “Nigiht on Bald Mountain,” Rach¬maninoff’s concerto no. 1 for piano inf sharp minor, Strauss’s Burlesque forpiano and orchestra In D minor andorchestral fragments from Ravel’s“Daphnts and Chloe.”If thinking about studying for quar¬terlies has you too worn out to venturefar from campus, the Hyde Park theaterwill let you relax and recuperate withinIts doors for only fifty cents. Thisweek they’re showing Orwell's 1984 andNo Time for Comedy.Draper gives200th lectureRuth Draper, dramatic actress,will be featured at the 200th anni¬versary of UC’s William VaughnMoody lectures tonight at 8:30in Mandel hall. There is no admis¬sion charge.The series honors the Univer¬sity of Chicago assistant profes¬sor of English who was, in thefirst decade of the century, awidely known poet dramatist. Studebaker improvesin Turgenev productionJudging by the performance given by the Studebaker Thea¬tre company at the opening of Turgenev’s A Month in theCountry this Tuesday, it becomes evident that our Chicagoactors — or at least those employed by Studebaker — aremuch more comfortable per-forming this realistic play of as the child Kolia,non-epic proportions than they Robert Rietz plays the part ofwere in the Shaw and the O'Neill Alexei Balaiev with such simpliowhich preceded it. ity, charm and candor that oneEugenie Leontovich’s staging is wonders what the fiery Nataliafluid and visually pleasant. The sees in him, but his performancepace of the show is slow and is consistent and sincere if a lit-ponderous in several scenes, and tie colorless,some of the humour is handled Rakitin, the friend of the fam-with a rather heavy hand, but ily, is given a straightforward in*there is a feeling of group acting terpretalion by Anthony Mockuswhich is a welcome sight in the who fails to carry the emotionalStudebaker stage. moments in the play but doesGeraldine Page stars as Natalia quite well otherwise. David Craneand brings out all the neurotic, suffers nobly as the German pro-insecure, witch-like qualities of -fessor Sehaaf and makes thethe character in an excellent per- most of a small and ungratefulformanee. Although Miss Page part.has a tendency to mumble lines Henry Beckman is forced astoo frequently and the power of Doe-tor Shpigelsky, has one veryher personality gives some of funny scene with the governessthe comedy scenes a tragic qual- and merely advances the plot fority they should not have, her per- the rest of the time,formanee remains quite good Jack Cornwell’s three-area set-throughout in a difficult role. ting is the best seen orTthe Stude-As the shy Bolshintov who baker stage so far, combining ancomes courting, Jack Hollander interior, an exterior and an in¬is by far the best of the support- between locale without crowdinging cast in his one short, delight- the stage, making them quite dis-ful scene. Moultrie Patten plays tinet and yet related,the husband Arkady with com- The production as a whole ispetenee and assurance. The same the best so far for the Studebakercould be said of Gertrude Ber- season, well integrated, lackingmann as the mother Islaev, Mary only a polish and rhythm whichBest as Lisaveta, the governess, it should acquire very shortly inJohn Norris and Olga Darina as performance. Well worth seeingthe servants and Ernest Danko and enjoyable evening. RichThere's IV© Sale LikeWholesaleDear Student:Chances ore, you love Cash-mere Sweaters by Hinda andother famous bronds.. . . Here's how you can save33 1/3% to 50%All Sizes — Colors — StylesBy Buying at Wholesale PricesCome toSamuel Murrow &Company(In the heart of theWholesale Market)Daily 9 to 5:30 Saturdays 9 to 3:30318 W. 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Paul Sheedy* Was A Scairdy Cat TillWildroot Cream-Oil Gave Him ConfidencePomr I. Fwl veldt too scared to ask for a date — he just lacked confidencebecause of his messy hair. Den one day his roommate said: **Sheedy, gelWildroot Cream-Oil. It’ll keep your hair handsome and healthy looking,and I ain't lion.” So J. Paul put the bite on him for somemoney and pussyfooted down to the store for a bottle.Now he’s the pride of the campus, manely beclaws hishair looks so good ... neat but not greasy. Wildroot hasno alcohol to dry your hair, instead it contains Lanolin,Nature’s finest hair and scalp conditioner.So be cagey, trya bottle or handy tube of Wildroot Cream-Oil yourself.It’s guaranteed to make you a roaring success on campus.♦ of 131 So. Harris Hill Rd., William svillt, N. Y.Wildroot Cream-Oilgives you confidence12 • CHICAGO MAROON • Nov. 30, 1956UCTC wins 5,000 meterCYO cross country crownUC’s track club won the Catholic Youth Organization 5,000 meter cross country cham¬pionship on Thursday, November 22, at the Waveland Golf course.The team scores were: Chicago 27, Wheaton track club 33, and University of Illinois atChicago 60. .Placing for Chicago were: Bob Kelly, first; Art Omohundro, third; Roger Reynolds, sixth;Ray Menzie, twelfth; Ivan Carlson, thirteenth; Marty Kenny, fifteenth; Arne Richards, six¬teenth; Bill Krol, twentieth; 'Ned Price, twenty-second; corse, starting at 11 a.m. This tition and conditioning for theWalt Perschke, thirtieth; meet promises to attract many National Championships w h i c hLuke Steele, thirty-third; Tom excellent runners and will provide will be held in Philadelphia onCovne, thirty-sixth; and Norm the track club with good compe- December 8.Smith, thirty-eighth.The Track club took only oneday's rest before returning to theWaveland Golf course, and thenproceeded to outrun their oppo¬nents in the Central AAU 5,000meter cross country champion¬ships in the brisk 23 degree Chi¬cago temperature.Kelly again took first place, andthis time he was followed by BenAlmaguer, third; Omohundro,fourth; Merle Crouse, fifth; andChuck Rhyne, sixth.Saturday, December 1, closesout the cross country season for1956 on the UC campus. TheUCTC will sponsor an open five-miler over the Washington parkTrack time here;candidates trainWith the official closing of thecross country season, the Fieldhouse is currently the scene ofvigorous track activity. JamesFlynn, veteran of four years oftrack and cross country is assist¬ing Coach Haydon again thisyear.Candidates for the Varsitytrack team have been invited tocome out and begin their con¬ditioning for the indoor track sea¬son. Practice hours are 3:30 to5:30 pm.The first indoor track competi¬tion will be the Fourth AnnualHoliday Meet, December 29 in theField house. This meet has growninto a fine, highly competitivemeet with a full program ofevents which usually attractsmany individual star performers. CLASSIFIEDStudent rate 5c per wordRide - RidersRide wanted to LA on or about Decem¬ber 15. Share expenses. Contact SaburoSuzuki, International house.A ride to and/or from Los Angeles orSan Francisco over Christmas recess.Will share driving and expenses. MartyWald, MI 3-6000.Drive new cars to Los Angeles and Mi¬ami. Leave now or later. Gas allowance.Deposit refunded upon delivery of car.5506 Lake Park avenue. PL 2-3020.Riders to New York city. Leave aboutDec. 15. Return Jan. 1 or 2. MU 4-4290.after 8.Student couple wishes to ride to N. Y.,Dec. 21-Jan. 2. Share expenses and driv¬ing. Call HY 3-9254 after 6, weekdays.Car available. 1956 Plymouth stationwagon to be driven to San Franciscoduring the interim. Owner will pay gasand oil. Contact Dr. David Hamburg,DAnube 6-5700. Others 10c per wordWanted: Used typewriter in good con¬dition. New model desired. Call MU4-1308 after 6 pm.Student for part-time work with southside community newspapers in advertis¬ing, Hours to suit. Attractive earnings.AB 4-4488; after 7 pm. AB 4-6040.For rentTwo furnished two-room apartments,one with bath. Convenient to campus.International house, IC. Phone BU 8-9424. Greenfield.Baby sitting1 in exchange for room andboard. One child. MI 3-9889.1, J.i.4, 2'4 Room furnished apartments.Reasonable rent. Close to campus. FA4-5538.Woman teacher, one child, seeks hous¬ing. Wishes to meet someone Interestedin sharing. PR 9-1398 evenings, week¬ends.ServicesWantedFemale university employee and studentneed iy2 or 2!2 room apt., near campus.Will pay reasonable rent. Has excellentreferences. Call MI 3-0800. Ext. 2602 days,AT 5-4480, Apt. 429 evenings. Carmen’s used furniture store. Movingand light hauling. 1365 east 55th. MU4-9003, MU 4-8843.Mathematics. Tutoring and Instructionin the standard cpurses for individualor group. Loop or south side. Specialarrangements for group formed by your¬self Soglln and associates. 28 east Jack-son. WE 9-2127.ThaDisc1367 E. 57th St.RECORD OF THEWEEKThe Holly and the IvyChristmas carols of Old EnglandAlfred DellerVanguard 499 $3.99 BE PREPARED FOR WINTER DRIVINCWINTER SPECIALTUNE UP $5.50 up• Anti-Freeze• Snow Tires• Road ServiceSPECIAL ! !Heavy Duty Battery $14 95HARPER SUPER SERVICEDealer in Sinclair Products5556 Harper Ave. PL 2-9654Statons:ig’5tioi)HACKING COATSlash pockets, sidevents, plaid linedcollarand lapelSLACKSAll wool worstedflannels,authenticcolors.CAPSImportedShetlandTweeds698 n. michiqan avenueWhitehall 3-2410$I69S IT’S FOR REAL! by Chester FieldSANTA CLAUS ANALYZEDWhy oh why does Santa go,"Ho-Ho, Ho-Ho, Ho-Ho, Ho!”Is it just because he’s jolly?I believe he’s off his trolley.•.. Gifts for everyone on earthBreed hysteria—not mirth,If you had his job to doBet you’d shake like jelly too!MORAL) End your gift problems before they start. GiveChesterfield in the carton that glows for real—to allthe happy folk who smoke for real! Buy lots—todo lots for yourChristmas list.Smoke for reol. • ••moke Chesterfield I•SO for every philosophic*! fere#Accepted for publication.Cheetarfleld. P. O. Box 2LM*w York «. N. Y.O Uc#ett A Myere ?ob*eeo 0*. Varsity takes to water asswimming season opensTonight at 8 the Varsity swimming team will take to thewater of Bartlett pool for the first time this year in questof a victory in the current swimming season. The UC teamhas been working out since October 5.Coach Moyle says that heexpects this year’s team tohave more depth. Highlightingthis year’s Maroon squad are vet¬erans Dick Rouse and DougMaurer. Two newcomers, MarcHoeffer and Tom Li.sco promiseto add strength to the UC Var¬sity.ADSPhone: Ml 3-0800 Ext. 3265For saleHome with income in University neigh¬borhood. south of 55th street. C. W.Hoff and Company, Inc., 1348 E. 55th.Call Mrs. Nierman, weekdays, HY 3-22X5.Deluxe, modern co-op near UC and inRay school district. Seven rooms, threebaths, wood-burning fireplace, elevatorbuilding. C. W. Hoff and Company, Inc.,1348 E 55th Call Mrs. Nierman, week¬days, HY 3-2215.Man’s lounge chair, baby carriage, strol¬ler. high chair, 12x12 beige rug. BA1-6182.Man's lightweight bicycle, with genera¬tor and light. Three-speed gear and car¬rier. Only $15. Call Sid Zwick. WA 2-6667or WE 5-2030.Make Christmas a big, booming happyone in hi-fi—at student-size prices forfactory-new quality merchandise.Ready - made or do - It - yourself kits.Audio Consultants, c/o Santa Kwon,Foster 16. Northwestern was to furnishthe competition for the UCers.However, Wednesday a call wasreceived from the Northwesterncoach. Due to the fact that almostone-half of Northwestern’s teamhas been declared scholasticallyineligible, they will be unable tocompete this evening.Therefore, Shimer College willsubstitute for the declawed Wild¬cats.Team members hope for thesupport of the student body. Withtheir help, they hope to improveon last year’s record of five winsand an equal number of losses.Help Wanted FemaleAtroctive girls for guide servicepart time evening workApply after 1 p.m.6 E. Monroe Room 1304Nick Bova — Florist5239 Harper Ave.Ml 3-4226Student DiscountDelivery ServiceGOAvue,That’s where the pause thatrefreshes with ice-cold Coke began.N^w it's enjoyed fifty million times a day.Must be something to it. And there is. Have anice-cold Coca-Cola and see...right now.9 <yt>l■^voyvt GxQxxmJooH80TTLED UNDER AUTHORITY Of THI COCA-COLA COMPANY »tThe Coco-Calo Bottling Company of Chicago, Inc.“Coke’’ it a registered trade-mark. <£! 1956, THE COCA-COLA COMPANY