College quarterlies don't count yetbut comp takers need to pass onef by Robert Bergman methods of preparation for a that, they would have done it. thing different in two years, aPassing quarterly advisory aTo™' without storing‘for This is merely a device carefuily decade> or a century fro™ ™>w”grades are now required of the col}rse However, the adminis- worked out and P,anned to solve The requirement will not applycollege students registered in tration hopes to encourage stu- certain problems about which the to students who register for sum-courses in which they plan to dents who are taking courses to faculty was concerned. This does mer courses, since quarterly/ take a comprehensive exam. If take them more seriously. n°t preclude the possibility that grades are not given in the sum-'he lias registered for a course, Hazlett stated. “This is no ef- they may not decide to do some- mer.a sfudent must receive at least fort to cut out the students’ inde-one quarterly grade of D or bet- pendence, but merely to maketer before he can take the comp, them make a conscious choice (ofAn R. if obtainable, is also accept- registering or not) and stick to it.ai,le. If they register in a course andThis rule was enacted by the pay for it, they ought to do some-roll ege faculty in a meeting last thing with it.”May and becomes effective this In response to a report of ayear. According to McCrea Haz- rumor that the new rule wasiett. new ly appointed dean of stu- part of an over all program todents in the college, the purpose make quarterlies count, Hazlettoi (he move is not to restrict said, “If they had wanted to do Enrollment upWith -an undergraduateenrollment of 1,970 and auniversity-wide figure of5,335 as of the end of registra¬tion Wednesday, final figurespromise to show a considerableincrease over last year, accord¬ing to David Madsen, new UCregistrar.Madsen anticipated an in¬crease of about 200 in the col¬lege, but hesitated to give afigure for the total increase inenrollment until all statisticsare tabulated.~Y\\ ^hiccupII laroonVol. 65, No. 7 University of Chicago, Friday, October 5, 1956 3 1Appoint new deanof business school Former College dean describesW. Allen Wallis, 43-year-old internationally known statis¬tician and economist, has been appointed dean of the schoolof business.In announcing Dean Wallis* appointment, ChancellorLawrence A. Kimpton said,“The school of business’ longand firm tradition of basing itseducation and research on thefundamental social and physical.sciences is winning increased rec-( ■ nit ion of leaders in businessand education.‘The Trustees and Administra¬tion of the University are strong¬ly convinced of the correctness ofthis tradition and are planning am a j o r expansion designed tostrengthen the school’s presentactivities and to permit it to de¬velop in new areas.”Professor of statistics and eco¬nomics in the school of businessand the University’s departmentof economics, and chairman of(he committee on statistics in thedivision of physical sciences, Wal¬lis has had an active career ingovernment; business and educa¬tion. He came to the school ofbusiness in 1946 as professor ofstatistics, having taught earlierat Yale and Stanford universities.During World War II> Wallisdirected the statistical researchgroup of the office of scientificresearch and development from 1942 to 1946. This group did muchoutstanding statistical researchconnected wdth the war effort.Wallis’ broad activity in thefields of economics and the socialsciences include his current postsas the Director of the NationalBureau for Economic Researchand as a Trustee of the NationalOpinion Research center. Since1950, he has been chairman of acommittee studying the applica¬tion of modern high-speed elec¬tronic computers to the study ofeconomic data. impressions from India mission“India is neither slumbering nor indolent, nor is it intellectually underdeveloped,” • F.Champion Ward, former dean of the college stated in an address before the UC alumni as¬sociation.Cive deadlineVoters living in the 43rd pre¬cinct (south side of 56th to59th, Ellis to Kimbark) mayregister October 9. Registra¬tion will be at the Ray school,57th and Kimbark, from 8 amto 9 pm. Voters with questionsabout their eligibility shouldcontact Carl Frankel, Univer¬sity area director of youngDemocrats, at HY 3-6925. Ward, who served in Indiafor 20 months as educationalrepresentative of the overseasdivision of the Ford foundation,formulated many maxims andopinions as to exactly whatshould be the role of the Ameri¬can consultant abroad.“One should not expect to im¬plant American ideas in the hostculture without radicaj modifica¬tions,” Ward stated. He went onto say that “the consultant shouldleave international policies to theambassador and should makemodern progress without causingtension in the country.”Contradicting the common be¬lief that there exists in India to¬day a feeling of animosity to¬wards the British people, Wardtold his audience that the Indianshave adopted 6handi’s philoso¬phy, “Hate the sin, but not thesinner,” and as a result there isa “remarkable fraternal feeling between the two peoples.”The Indians, Ward said, havemuch to learn from the Americanpeople and their institutions.Such “qualities as large • scalethinking and wide spread occupa¬tional competence are fine goals,but rather than impose a closeregulation on Indian progress,Americans should trust the Indi¬ans to accomplish their own ends,as independently as possible.“But as yet,” Ward said afterthe talk, “none of the Ford foun¬dation missions are finished andthere is still much left undone.” Champion WardSU ratifies constitution,plans extensive programThe Student Union reorganization committee, in a meetingheld Monday evening, unanimously ratified its constitution,thus completing the task of reconstituting Student Union. Asubsequent motion then dis-Cloister club food machinesmake slow, unsteady progressPlans for a mechanical C-shop in Ida Noyes have been progressing slowly and unsteadily.At present, a skimpy breakfast and a fairly hearty lunch can be obtained from the mechan¬ical wonders behind the Cloister club. Machines are dispensing pastry, milk, and coffee forbreakfast; sandwiches and soup for lunch.Sandwiches and soup present a considerable improvement in the situation since lastspring, when a newly installed sandwich machine had to be removed. It was not refriger¬ated (the newest one is) as re¬quired by the Board of Health.The soup machine was prom¬ised since last fall. The onlytrouble with it is that the cansare too hot and the can openertoo unhandy.Dispenses foodThere is also a hot food ma¬chine giving forth such delicaciesas Spanish rice and beef stew.This supplements the “live” foodservice of the Cloister club grillwhich dispenses sandwiches, hotdogs, hamburgers, etc., Mondaythrough Friday 11:30-2:30. Thereis also fountain service duringthese hours.The profit on the machines willbe used to balance the deficit onthe fountain and grill.The goal is to have a row ofmachines readily dispensing foodsfor breakfast, lunch or dinner.The city health code has beencomplied with, the machines areall installed. All that’s missinghow is some steady performanceoo the part of the erratic ma¬chinery controlling the dispens-ing of the goodies. “Darn it! It’s much easier to go hungry. solved the reorganization com¬mittee. Under the direction ofSylvia Boyd, president, and Bu¬ford Knowles, secretary-treas¬urer. SU will proceed to fill thoseoffices which arc still vacant andto carry out its program ofevents.Formed in 1947, Student Uniondeveloped an enormous programand was soon a large organiza¬tion. During the period from 1952to 1955, low campus enrollment,a lessening interest in SU activi¬ties and membership, and scarcityof leadership caused increasingproblems; finally, late in 1955, theorganization folded.A number of students, dissatis¬fied with the lack of activity inthe social program which re¬ sulted, formed a reorganizationcommittee. The committee assem¬bled additional interested personsand proceeded to register the or¬ganization, plan a program, andwrite a constitution.SU is now prepared to carrya full program. Miss Boyd stated,“Our immediate objective is toexpand our membership. Concur¬rently we intend to fill those qjtfices which are still open andform committees to carry out ourevents.“In the next few days we shallbegin a ticket selling campaign.Sets of tickets to all major eventswill be offered at greatly reducedprices. In this manner we hope tomeet student requests for a veryinexpensive, yet good, program.”Kraybill of meat institute dies,memorial service to be held»The flag in front of the Administration building rested athalf-mast this week in memorial for Dr. Henry Reist Kraybillof the American Meat Institute foundation who died at Bill¬ings hospital Sept. 30, 1956.- 3L Dr. Kraybill lectured as aprofessor in the biochemistrydepartment as w’ell as serving asvice-president and director of re¬search and education for AMIF.The Dodge and Olcott awardfor the “most outstanding con¬tribution to research in the meatindustry in 1956’’ scheduled tohonor Kraybill October 1, hasbeen received in his name by thefoundation. Purdue university hadalready awarded Kraybill’s scien¬tific endeavors with an honorarydoctor of science degree June1956.Having received his PhD from UC in 1915, Kraybill went on toorganize the department of bio¬chemistry at the University ofNew Hampshire, and to head thedepartment of biochemistry atPurdue university. He has alsoheld prominent positions with theBoyce Thompson institute andthe University of New Hamp¬shire. He served as director of re¬search of AMIF in affiliationwith UC since 1939, concentratingin biochemistry, nutrition, andfood. processing. In 1955 he wasappointed vice-president of thefoundation.Memorial services will be con¬ducted October 14 at the HydePark Baptist church of Chicago.•aaAr iiuPag* 2 THE CHICAGO MAROON October 5. t$56Application deadline nearsfor Fulbright study grantsLess than a month remains in which students may apply for graduate study abroad un¬der the Fulbright Act and Buenos Aires Convention programs for the 1957-58 academicyear. The Institute of International Education has announced that Oct. 31 will be the closingdeadline of the competitions for United States Government educational exchange grants.Scholarship application blanks and a brochure describing the overseas study are avail¬able on the UC campus from William'E. Scott, director of admissions and Fulbright ad-Scott He's playing Yankee,baby publicizes playAn infant baseball prodigy launched a campaign at Lying,in hospital to publicize the Chicago run preview of “DamnYankees.” Eleven-day-old Corey D. Kirkpatrick accepts! abaseball autographed by'Cavisor on campus. Scott is mAdministration building 203.The Fulbright Act andBuenos Aires Convention pro¬grams for the promotion of inter-American cultural relations offeropportunities for overseas studyto some 1.000 American citizensin Australia, Austria, Belgium,Luxembourg, Burma, Chile, Den¬mark, Finland, France, Germany,Greece, India, Italy, Japan, theNetherlands, New Zealand, Nor¬way, the Philippines and theUnited Kingdom. Only a limtiednumber of grants are available tothe Asian countries—Burma, In¬ dia, Japan, the Philippines, antiGreece, and mature graduate can¬didates are preferred.Special provision will be madefor 25 grants to American gradu¬ate students who will serve asEnglish language assistants insecondary schools in Germany.Countries participating in theBuenos Aires convention programare Bolivia, Brazil, Columbia,Costa Rica, Cuba, the DominicanRepublic, Guatemala, Haiti, Hon¬duras, Nicaragua, Panama, Peru,and Venezuela.To be eligible for these foreignstudent fellowships, a studentAward given UC professorby German chemistsDr. Herman I. Schlesinger, professor emeritus at the Uni¬versity of Chicago, was awarded the Alfred Stock MemorialPrize by the Society of German Chemists at a meeting inHamburg, Germany, on Sept,compounds. Schlesinger’s stu¬dies on boron, a field firstexplored by Stock in 1912, led toa simple method for generatinghydrogen gas. In addition, hiswork has made possible the syn¬thesis of Vitamin A and otherpharmaceutical products. At pres¬ent, Schlesinger’s research isopening new areas in the develop¬ment of rocket fuels.Schlesinger is an alumnus ofthe University of Chicago as wellas a professor for forty-one yearsuntil 1948, having received bothhis bachelor’s and doctor’s degreehere. 21, for his work on boron must be a citizen of the UnitedStates, have a college degree orits equivalent, knowledge of thelanguage of the country of appli¬cation sufficient to carry on theproposed study, and good health.Preference is given to candidateswho are not more than 35 yearsof age.The Board of Foreign Scholar¬ships, ten leading educators andeducational administrators ap¬pointed by the President of theUnited States make the final se¬lection of recipients of the Ful¬bright awards. The Institute ofInternational Education has beendesignated by the board and thedepartment of state to screen ap¬plications for study abroad.Under the Buenos Aires con¬vention, the institute piakes thepreliminary recommendation ofcandidates for study within theirborders.Awards cover transportation,expenses of language refresher ororientation courses abroach tui¬tion, books and maintenance forone academic year. sey Stengel and all the NewYork Yankees’ team membersin the lobby of the hospital wherehe was the 125,000tk baby born/Pick up '56 Capand Gown nowat Ida NoyesStudents who have paidtheir deposit on the 1956 Capand Gown and have not pickedup their copy as yet are urgedto do so now. They may be ob¬tained at Cap and Gown officeon the third floor of Ida Noyeshall or in the student activitiesoffice.A limited number of the 1956edition of the yearbook is stillavailable to students who maynot have purchased one last yearor to new students. These may bepurchased for $4.50.Subscriptions for the 1957 sou¬venir issue are also on sale now.This edition marks the 50th anni¬versary of Cap and Gown. since its founding.Mrs. Rosecrans Baldwin, firs(vice president of the board ofdirectors of Lying-in hospitalmade the presentation with somehelp from the baby’s parents. Mrand Mrs. Robert Kirkpatrick. 1135Harvey ave., Western Springs.',Kirpatrick is normally a BrooklvnDodger fan, but he has decide)to root for the Yankees in the1956 World Series. That decisionwas made before the Dodgers wonthe first game on Wednesday.Corey wore a miniature Yank¬ees’ cap, blue sweater, and w hiteblanket for the occasion, lie didnot seem enthusiastic about ac¬cepting the baseball In fact heshook his tiny right hand in agesture of disgust, hid his facefrom the United Press camera,exclaimed, "Ah ah-aahhh,” arxiyawned widely. 'The CollegeLAUNDERETTE1449 East 57H. 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PRODUCT OR CA. \.f^n£Jti£an AMRRIC A'S LEADING MANUFACTURER OF CifcAJtETTXS- '■ ■ ; : 'Si--, f->>t ■!. ■' ' - - *<'.<'■' **•'•'*THE CHICAGO MAROON Page 3Fellowships offeredto develop abilitiesGrants ranging from one to three thousand dollars eachwill be awarded to students who have exhibited exceptionalpromise and who have not had full opportunity to developthoir talents because of arbitrary barriers, such as racial orcultural background or region Know your universityof residence.The grants are from the oppor¬tunity fellowship fund of theJohn Hay Whitney foundation,and are available not only foracademic study but for any kindof training or experience whichmay be useful in developing theindividual’s talents and leader¬ship ability.General requirements are asfollows: candidates are expectedto be mature college graduates,generally between the ages of 22and 35, and to have given positiveevidence of exceptional promise.Candidates in the creative artsMOVING OCT. 15to 1342 E. 55th St.LARGE REDUCTIONSMODEL CAMERA SHOP1359 E. 55th HY 3-9259NSA Discount will be asked to audition beforea special jury or to submit repre¬sentative samples of their work.Applications for apprentice¬ships in such areas as agriculture,industry, and labor will be ac¬cepted.The awards are made for a fullyear of serious endeavor, andmay be renewed only in specialcases.The deadline for applications isNovember 30; announcements ofawards will be made in April orMay.Communications may be ad¬dressed to the John Hay Whitneyfoundation, opportunity fellow¬ships, 630 Fifth avenue, NewYork 20.Attractive Girlsfor part timeconvention work—eveningsApply after 1 p.m.6 East MonroeRoom 1304 Deans, and more deans;The new student is often bewildered by the number of deans he finds at the University.He meets the dean of students, the dean of students in the College, the academic dean ofthe College and sees and hears of others.Three important officials whom the student is likely to see or meet often are the threeassistant deans of students of the University: Ruth O. McCam, William E. Scott and Rob-pj'f P Woellnpr '• i : • — —' *, Strozier is out of the city. Mrs. mittee on undergraduate scholar-Mrs. McCarn is a special McCarn has served with distinc- ships. Like Mrs. McCarn andcounselor for students, men tion as president of the National Woellner, Scott often speakers be-as well as women. She heads Association of Deans of Women, fore educators and alumni groups,housing for the residence halls, Scott adds post where he is in constant demand,the pre-fabs, and apartments, she Scott, in becoming director of Wodlncr has headed UC s vo-serves as chairman of the disci- admissions, adds another impor- cational guidance and placementpline committee for the Univer- post to the many which he offices for many years. At thesity; she represents the dean of ^as held in his long service to the en<* of the second world war, hestudents in relations with the University. In his new position, was appointed advisor to veteranscounselors of the various relig- Scott represents the entire cam- and still directs that office whichious groups, she is an assistant pug^ interpreting the policies of has effectively handled thousandsprofessor of education and teach- the institution with regard to ap- veteran students. He is alsoes during the summer quarter. pijcants. Through many years of secretary of the faculties (an as-Until the requirements of enroll- representing UC in its official signment which makes him prob-ment and relations with the alum- relationships with high schools, a^ly the best informed personni and campaign offices required the positions which he has held campus concerning administra-the services of a full-time person in national associations, he brings ^on an^ faculty affairs) and di-(Dean John P. Netherton, asso- unusual talent and experience to the fund drive for Commu-ciate dean of students), she di- a post which requires and repre- n‘ty fund. Red Cross, and otherrected that office in addition to sents independence and auton- such charities,her other duties. omy. As head of test administration,She serves as do Scott and Scott also serves as Fulbright he is in contact with studentsWoellner, as acting dean of stu* advisor for the university, and from their first appearance ondents on occasions when Dean as vice • chairman of the com- campus. As associate professorThe Silver Liningin the proverbial dark cloud may well refer to the dimes, quartersand half-dollors which you save.Saving even a little each week con accumulate into a sizeableamount in a year. Then if an unexpected dork cloud looms on yourhorizon you con rely on your "silver lining".- Stwt m rmj ttdoy ®t ti.eHyde Park Co-op Federal Credit Union5535 S. HARPER AYE. DO 3-1031*1% dividend M curings declared Iasi two years UC to go on quiz programUC has once again been invited to appear on the “College QuizBowl” radio show by the National Broadcasting company. /The date has not yet been set, but it has been assumed that it willbe this fall. David Schlessinger, a member of last year's team agreedto run the program for Student Government. SG expects to announcesoon the opening of competition for team members.Last year’s team appeared on two shows. On December 7, it de¬feated a Georgetown university team, 200 to 120. Reappearing aschampions on the December 14 show, it lost to Syracuse. Each weekthe winning team gets $500 for its school and the right to appearon the next show. The losing team members each get wristwatches.The team consisted of Dave Freifelder, Leonard Friedman, Quen¬tin Ludgin, and Schlessinger. of education, Woellner teachesthroughout the academic year andannually publishes a manualwhich is a standard reference.In subsequent issues, theMaroon hopes to acquaint stu¬dents better with the Universityand its officers.Oops ...The last issue of the Maroonlisted services at Temple IsaiahIsrael as “Saturday evening serv¬ices ... 11 a.m.” This should haveread Saturday morning service*... 11 a.m.Temple Isaiah Israel is one ofthe Reform synagogues in theUC neighborhood.WOODWORTH’SBOOKSTOREI/-y % NEW TEXT BOOKS USEDCLASS ROOM SUPPLIESFOUNTAIN PENS - NOTE BOOKS - STATIONERY - LAUNDRY CASESBR1ET CASES - SPORTING GOODS gMmJ.i■i ii TYPEWRITERS sold — rented — repairedPOSTAL STATION RENTAL LIBRARY1311 EAST 57th STREET2 BLOCKS EAST OF MANDEL HAI LSTORE HOURS: DAILY 8 A.M. to 6:00 P.M.... EVENINGS—Monday, Wednesday, Friday to 9:00 P.M.Page 4 THE CHICAGO MAROON October 5, 1955feif/yOrientation Board and its opponentsI was pleased to see an article in the first issue of Comment about O-week and O-board.Although I had some trouble getting through the author’s rather florid prose, he seemedto be saying that O-board did a pretty decent job of getting the entrants used-to this placeand keeping them from suffering nervous breakdowns.O-week certainly ought to do everything that the Orientation handbook and Commentsay it should. But it seems to me that the achievement of these objectives involve severaldifficulties which Comment * —'overlooked but I hope O-board can conduct tours and point out spend their time in meetings andfaced. the way to the nearest john. the like at the expense of classesO-week impresses me as a very Student leaders hamper and homework, that can t bepeculiar type of week which runs O-Board prepares all year long helped, but I do object to theirquite contrary to the normal or- and they have some pretty re- coming around and trying to leadder of things at the University. A sponsible people in their crew, n?w students along that samegood subtitle for it might be “anti- especially their chairman. Left path.study week,” since new students alone to do their job, they could " Serious students busyare apparently discouraged as probably do it quite adequately. Serious students around thismuch as possible from preparing But the proper fulfillment of University are usually too busyfor the placements. Read the their duties is hampered by the with school to come around andhandbook to get an idea of what presence of other “orienters” on talk with entrants. But it servesthey had to undergo; in addition campus—the student leaders. the interests of the student lead-to 21 hours of tests, there were 1 saw as many student leaders ers to get as many fledglings aspicnics, shindigs, compulsory as I did O Boarders talking and they can for their particulartours, and meetings galore — all lecturing to the tenderfeet that groups. It is to counteract theirdesigned to convince the neophyte week. This bothers me because I influence that I write this articlethat if he wanted to study, he had have never had much respect for because it gripes me to thinkbetter plan to forego either meals .most of our student leaders. I that here—in probably one of theor sleep. question their ability to study and finest Universities in the world—Events atypical I also question their ability to the best possible scholars areNow although this order of communicate the concept of study wasting their abilities on peoplethings may not be typical of what to anyone else—especially an en- too busy or too tired to go to classusually goes on here, it is never- tering student. or study.theless supported by a good phil- I’ve never been a student lead- O-Board, too, ought to workosophy. I suppose the University er. I’ve usually been too busy against them, and this is madepolicy is to keep all entrants as studying. Most of my friends doubly hard because some ofequal as possible in terms of their have found that they can't belong these leaders serve on O-Board.preparation immediately prior to to or lead all kinds of organiza- 1 wish future O Boards the bestplacements. But fulfilling this tions and still get the most out possible luck—they’ll need it.program of not-too-much-study by of this school. If others want to franc-tireurmeans of the present no-free-timearrangement is a dangerous ideawhich means that the O-Boardpeople are given an exceptionallysevere responsibility.After an indoctrination likeO-week presents, I imagine it’spretty easy for the novice tothink that all that goes on hereare tests and activities. I con¬ceive that O-Board’s only realfunction should be to prevent thisimpression from prevailing intheir minds. After all, anybodyEnglishman on campus: enrollmentGadfly is a new experiment on the part of the Maroon toprovide pungent and provocative ideas to the campus at large.Students and faculty are earnestly invited to contribute to thiscolumn. Articles must Ik* no longer than 750 words and mustbe consistent with the intellectual standards of the University.Published articles may or may not be signed, but all contribu¬tions must bear the name of the author. Send articles to: Gad¬fly, Maroon office, Ida Noyes hall. Readers are invited to ex¬press their views on Gadfly articles in “Letters to Gadfly,” anew column which will begin shortly, if interest warrants it. We Hare An Agreement With the BookstoreThey Don't Service Cars and We Don't Sell BooksB & B AUTOMOTIVE ELECTRIC SERVICEComplete Auto Service6315 University Ave. HY 3-2208NSA Discount Comp™ Representative:HY 3-4958On Campus KithAfacShuiman(Author of "Bar*foot Boy Witk Cheek," etc.)FOOTBALL: ITS CAUSE AND CUREAt next Saturday’s football game, while you are sittingin your choice student’s seat on the ten-yard line, won’tyou give a thought to Alaric Sigafoos?Who, you ask, is Alaric Sigafoos? Come closer, sitdown, light a Philip Morris, savor that natural tobaccogoodness, sigh contentedly, cross your fat little legs, andlisten. : 7 7 '7 . ~ <7~. *t 7” } t * -1 * r - *Alaric Sigafoos (1868-1934) started life humbly on afarm near Thud, Kansas. His mother and father, bothnamed Ralph, were bean-gleaners, and Alaric became abean-gleaner too. But he soon tired of the work and wentto Memphis where he got a job with a logging firm. Herethe ex-bean-gleaner worked as a stump-thumper. Thenhe drifted to Texas where he tidied up oil fields (pipe-wiper). Then to Arizona where he strung dried fruit(fig-rigger). Then to Virginia where he was a researchassistant (book-looker). Then to Long Island where hedressed poultry (duek-plucker). Then to California wherehe lectured young women who were about to get married(bride-chider). Then to Minnesota where he cut up frozenlakes (ice-slicer). Then to Nevada where he determinedthe odds in a gambling house (dice-pricer). Then toMilwaukee where he pasted camera lenses together(Zeiss-splicer).Finally he went to Omaha where he got a job in atannery, beating pig-hides until they were soft and supple(hog-flogger). Here he found happiness at last.Is it all necessary?No.Last Friday, R. B. complainedthat the Maroon created no con¬troversy. Having made a reputa¬tion for myself in England as acontroversial journalist, I mightas well alsp get deported fromthe USA.Right from the start please letme say, “Thank you.” I have beenoverwhelmed by the warmth ofmy reception. Any criticism ofAmerican institutions is friendlyand constructive and to be accepted•with the same good humor as I shallaccept mud slung at the United King¬dom (fights nightly—why buy a pairof gloves when you can lease them?)For instance, X have already discov¬ered that on going home, I should liketo adopt an old American custom, andtake with me stone by stone your fabu¬lous University Clinics and all its bril¬liant and charming staff. (You maykeep Ray E. Brown without bonus, aswe could not possibly have just oneman running our entire National HealthScheme).I asked, “Is it all necessary?”I replied, “No!”Is all what, necessary?All the red tape, form filling. Inter¬views and organization, just to enrollone man in one University for one year.The University of Chicago is my thirduniversity. The first was Cambridge;each year in June. I went from schoolto take an examination there. On theevening of my arrival, I drank tea withthe Master of my college. Next morning,Instead of attending the examination,I hired a punt and spent a lazy day onthe river. Each year, I failed the exami¬nation. There was plenty of time inwhich to pass.I never went to Cambridge because ofHitler. After the war, in which historyhad been of less use to me than variousforms of surgery, I applied to LondonUniversity as a medical student. Of myown choice, I wandered in to the Mid¬dlesex hospital, asked for the Dean’soffice, requested for the Dean, and■was shown in.“Morning sir, I'd like to come here,•lr.”“Do you play football?” Inquired thenoble knight.“Yes sir, scrum-half, sir.”"I can take you October, forty-eight.”"Thank you, sir.”In October, 1948, I went along to theMiddlesex and asked when classesstarted. ,“The young gentlemen assemble onMonday, sir,” replied the porter.On Monday I arrived and followeda notice into an oak-paneled roomwhere a professor was sitting knitting. “Name,” he demanded, without look¬ing up.I gave It.“Any relation to Norman?”“Son,” I inflated proudly.“Knew him when he had that Ham¬mersmith Church. Now go up to thezoo. lab. There are rats for dissection.”That Is how I started a five-yearcourse in a University of 11,000. Someyears later there was a photograph. Themedical examination was fixed for themiddle of the first vacation so that asfew as possible would attend. Some¬how, they just knew to send the billsto the Veteran’s association.I started my efforts to get into theUniversity of Chicago in November,1955. I was supposed to arrive in June,1956, but working half days only itproved impossible to complete the nec¬essary forms in time.Chronological itinerary since arrivalin, mid-September:1st day: Maintenance office, hous¬ing bureau, maintenance office,housing bureau, maintenance of¬fice, bursar’s office, leasing office,bursar’s office.2nd day: Ill in bed.3rd day: Interviews in UniversityClinics.4th, 5th and 6th days: Ill in bed.Diagnosis: Exhaustion. .7th day: Registrar’s office, admis¬sions office, bursar’s office, admis¬sions office, leasing office, bursar’soffice, foreign student advisor ("per¬haps I should have seen him first?, Wonderfully helpful.) Laboratoryschool, nursery school (refused ad¬mission).8th day: Ill in bed.9th day: Five interviews.l«th day: Saw the lake!JHh day: Rested.12th day: Spent whole day obtain¬ing medical insurance.13th day: Required medical insur¬ance.14th day: Institute of Internation¬al Education. Spent whole after¬noon in the school of business, be¬ing interviewed and filling in forms.15th day: Ill in bed. Diagnosis:Writer's cramp.16th day: Registration desk, bur¬sar; office.It is not surprising I am a littleconfused, but I understand I am tohave a photograph and medical exami¬nation (I have had three already justto get here). On my 20th day, I wassupposed to receive my first hour’s in¬struction. I am not yet clear whetherI attended a class that was suspiciouslylike a sherry party, or a sherry partywhich ought to have been a class. Thisinformation has, however, penetratedto me- I can get certain instructionat Blake hall.R. Grove-HallEditor’s note: Before publica¬tion we checked; author is carry¬ing $5,000 accident policy.-i/yX ckiccvao11 laroonIssued every Friday throughout the school year and intermittently during thesummer quarter, by the publisher, the Chicago Maroon, at 1212 East 59th Street,Chicago 37, Illinois. Telephones: Editorial office, Midway 3-0800, ext. 3266; Busi¬ness and advertising office, Midway 3-0800, ext. 3265. Subscriptions by mail, $3per year. Business office hours: 2 p.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Saturday.Editor-in-chief Ronald J. GrossmanManaging editor Norman LewakBusiness manager Gary MokotoffExecutive news editor Jean KwonAdvertising manager Lawrence D. KesslerNews editors Adrienne Kinkaid, Oliver LeeSports editor Robert HalaszAssistant sports editor George KarcazesBusiness staff: Arthur Taitel, Gerson GreenbergEditorial staff: William Brandon, Bob Bergman, Dave ZackArt director • • 0,0,• » + • • ejt^oo^ ... Kent Flannery w hy, you ask, did he find happiness at last as a hog-flogger? Light another firm and fragrant Philip Morris,taste that true tobacco flavor, puff, relax, let sweet lassi¬tude possess your limbs, and listen.Next door to the hog-floggery was an almond groveowned by a girl named Chimera Emrick. Chimera waspink and white and marvelously hinged, and Alaric washopelessly in love the moment he clapped eyes on her.Each day he came to the almond grove to woo Chimera,but to no avail. He tried with all his vigor and guile,but she, alas, stayed cool.Then one day Alaric got a brilliant idea. It was theday before the annual Omaha Almond Festival. On thisday, as we all know, every almond grower in Omahaenters a float in the big parade. The floats always consistof large cardboard almonds hanging from large cardboardalmond trees.Alaric’s inspiration was to stitch pieces of pigskintogether and inflate them until they looked like big,plump almonds. “These sure beat skinny old cardboardalmonds,” said Alaric to himself. “Tomorrow they willsurely take first prize for Chimera, and she will be mine!”Early the next morning Alaric came running toChimera with his inflated pigskin almonds, but she, alas,told him she was not entering a float that year. In fact,she had just sold her almond grove and was moving Eastto try out with the Boston Red Sox.Alaric, upon hearing these glum tidings, flew into aviolent rage. He started kicking his pigskin almonds allover the place. And who should be walking by at thatvery instant but Abner Doubleday!Mr. Doubleday, who had invented baseball some yearsearlier, was now trying to invent football, but withoutsuccess. The trouble was, he couldn’t figure out what kindof ball to use. Now, seeing Alaric kick the pigskinspheroids, his problem was suddenly solved. “Eureka!”he cried, and ran to his drawing board, and the rest ishistory! •©Max Shulman, 1966When you go to next Saturday*s game, the makera of PhilipMorris, sponsors of this column, suggest you take along theperfect football companion—Philip Morris, of corrisl— —October 5, 1956 THE CHICAGO MAROON Page 5Students find varied food Foreign service test nearon and around campusGood, bad, and indifferent eating places can be found nearcampus. University-proper facilities are not too expensive,and the food is OK,The C-shop is more popular for the company found therethan for the food, but is al-ways crowded for lunch and what you eat, there’s a corner inbreakfasGThe Commons, located the bookshop where you can buynext door to the C-shop, serves sandwiches or hot dogs, with fruitlunch and dinner in a psuedo- and candy for dessert.English common hall. Billings Most popular of the places nearhospital modern atmos- cajnpUS are Gordon’s arid thephere and fairly good food (tor Tropical Hut, located across thea cafeteria). street from each other on 57th.Further from the heart of cam- Gordon’s is a fairly conventionalpus. and frequented mainly by gril, while the T.hut strives forpeople yvbo have business in Ida individuality with a “tropical” at-Noyes, is the Ida Noyes gnll, *ea* rr.osphere. Food at both is better-tut ing a row of machines dispens- than-average if one likes cheese-ing everything from Spanish rice burgers, shrimp, etc. Pizza-featur-t0 phieapple ice-cream bars. Its restaurants which seem toopen for breakfast. lunch and draw the most business aredinner. Still further down the Nicky’s and Como’s—both withMidway is International house, dellverv servicewhich maintains an eating place , 'for residents and anvone else who St.neway s drugstore offers alike- a walk before dinner. standard drugstore menu, distin-If you're one of those people guished only by the fact that it’sthai cat in a hurry and don't care served cafeteria-style.Five girls’ clubs arerepresented on councilInterclub council is the organizing and governing body ofthe women’s clubs of UC. The Council is composed of thepresidents and two representatives from each club. At pres¬ent, there are five clubs represented: Mortarboard, Quad-ranglers, Sigma, Esoteric, andDelta Sigma.While club activities are pri¬marily social, they participate inThe Max Brook Co.Fine Dry Cleaning and Laundrycampns institution since 1917Unexcelled in quality and service5-hour servicepickups daily on campus1013-15-17 East <il»t Si. Midway 3-7447BRIEF BAG$ C 98*Others $4.98 to $19.98*Plu* F.E.T. See theACEfor• DISAPPEARING HANDLECASES• ZIPPER NOTE BOOKS• LAUNDRY CASES• PACKING TRUNKS• LOCKER TRUNKSMention This Ad For . • •Free Initials on Any Purchase, andNSA DiscountAUTHORIZED SAMSONITE & SKYWAYSALES & REPAIR SERVICE— BE REPAIR — ,flOP TRUNK & LEATHER GOODS41 wJLl 1019 E. 63rd St. FA 4-9493 A representative of the US Department of State will be on campus next Friday to t$linterested students about job opportunities in the foreign service. Deadline for filing appli¬cation for the foreign service officer examination to be given December 8 is October 26.George M. Fennemore, an instructor in history at the University of Rochester and Brownuniversity before he entered the State department in 1940, will conduct three meetings iaSocial Science 122, at 10:30 a.m., 2 p.m. and 4 p.m.State department represent-atives are visiting 230 colleges the world, where they will be $5,350 depending on the age, ex-throughoilt the nation in a assi£ned to work in fields rang- perience and marital status of the. , . . . , mg from administration to labor individual.f°r ®tu.dents Wlth bac,j' reporting. Application forms for the quail.®. . ° ln econ°m»cs, ad- others who complete the course fication test may be obtained byministration or accounting, his- may do research or administra- writing to the board of examiner*tory, political science, languages, tive work in Washington. for the foreign service, Departand international relations Starting salaries for successful ment of State, Washington 25,Applicants must be between the rarKtida,es ran2' from *4'750 ,0 D c-ages of 20 and 31 on October 26,1956, and must have been Ameri¬can citizens for at least nineyears. Approximately half of theapplicants who qualify in thewritten examination of Decemberand survive a subsequent oral ex¬amination wil, after completinga short course given by the De¬partment of State, go to one ofthe 268 American embassies, lega¬tions and consulates throughoutclub ball, when the Interclub kingis chosen from candidates spon¬sored by the clubs.Rushing codes permit womenmany charitable activities. Prom- 16 years old or over to belong toinent among these are Christmas the club. Rushing is the last twoparties for underprivileged chil- weeks in October, and opens withdren. soliciting for World Univer- the Interclub tea in Ida Noyes,sity service and the Red Cross. Entering students only are onHighlights of Interclub’s social rushing lists: returning womgnprogram are preferential dinner who wish to rush should submit(climaxing rushing* and Inter- their names to Interclub. New group assemblesAn instrumental group de¬signed to complement Blackfriarsproductions, the Orchestra Com-ediae-Musicalis (OCM>, is beingorganized as an orchestra special¬izing in musical-comedy music.Organizational meeting for thegroup has been set for next Wed¬nesday. at 7:30 p.m. in Ida Noyes.The group will be led by Doug¬las Maurer, a college student,who wrote the score for the Black¬friars show presented during theBeaux Arts ball last spring.Openings are available for gui¬tar and harp players, besides theusual strings, woodwinds, andbrass.Newshawk will talkThe power of (he foreign correspondent to shape the pic¬ture of the world we see in America will be discussed todayby John Scott, long-time foreign correspondent for Time mag¬azine when he gives a lecture-discussion open to all studentsin the home room of Interna-tional house at 4:30 p.m. It has been indicated that ScottScott returned from India two will touch on language difficul-vyeeks ago and in his talk "For- ties — especially in multilingualeign correspondent: interpreter states, and dependency upon Eng-of world affairs” is expected to lish speaking informants or offi-uncover the role of Nehru in the cial sources.current Suez canal activity. He is Scott’s talk and the discussionsponsored by the Committee on which follows will be the first incommunication.The Time writer has spentyears in Europe as a foreign cor- C-Book supply short;more available Oct. 8UC’s “handy helpful handbook,” the C-Book, appeared oncampus beginning with Monday’s registration, and suppliesof the book immediately ran out.According to Mary Alice Newman, director of student ac¬tivities, copies of the C-Booltwill be available to all students ters. res’dence halls, dining halls,Monday. The book, one copy to fraternities, women's clubs, anda student, will-be given out at the honor societies—all in diminutiveactivities office, Ida Noyes hall six-poin: type. No magnifyingmain office, Reynolds club desk glass is attached, however,and the information desk at the Other pieces of information in-Administration building. eluded are details on Student Gov-The C-Book, which last ap- ernment, service groups, publica-peared in 1942, contains a pie- tions and communications, c,d-thora of information concerning tm;e, departmental clubs, aod n*the University and the surround- terest groups,ing community. Beginning with Ending with three verses of thewelcome notes by Chancellor Alma Mater, physical educationKimpton and Dean Strozier, and rules and regulations, and athleticcontinuing with a complete direc- awards, the book finally reachestory of administrative offices and the calendar of activities, begin-officers, the small pocket-sized ning on page 65. Approximatelyhandbook launches into exhaus- halt of the book’s 148 pages aretive detail on religious groups, given over to calendar announce-churches, university social cen- ments and space for personaldates and activities.Upon receiving their C-Booksat registration, many studentswere seen to tear out all pagesnot directly concerned with cal¬endar. The floor of Bartlett gym¬nasium was quickly littered withthese ripped-out pages, causingone student to remark, “I guessthe ‘C’ in C-Book stands for cal¬endar, since no one seems to wantanything but the calendar pages.”The C-Book also contains a mapof the campus, courtesy of one ofthe book’s advertisers. Unfortu»nately, the map was badly printedin heavy black ink, and was al¬most unreadable.According to Gary Mokotoff,business manager for the C-Book,the book should become tremend¬ously popular with new and oldstudents alike. “In fact,” said Mo¬kotoff, “the C-Book should be¬come a vadentecum for all stu¬dents.”a series of weekly Friday after¬noon seminars for students in thecommunication program. A smor-respondent including Russia be- gasbord for BA and MA studentsfore World War II. Stockholm in communication will follow theand Bonn after. He also knows program in the east lounge of IdaAfrica and the Middle East well. Noyes.3hig foagurSPORTCOATS90% Wool, 10% Cashmere*2750A complete selection ofall wool flannel Ivy League slacksFree AlterationsYOU'VE SEEN THEM IN PLAYBOYSEE THEM AT D & GD&G CLOTHES SHOP744 E. 63rd Street Ml 3-2728Page 6Parliament pandemonium Students for Adlaiover Pogo Possum’s plans *° candidateT IP* QtilHnnfc fnr CtmmncAn unll cr,Three different houses of Parliament were thrown into temporary stunned confusion to¬day upon the issue of Pogo Possum's candidacy for the Presidency of the United States ofAmerica. Trouble started when foreign experts (thought to be Patagonians) stated flatlythat Pogo could sweep Hyde Park in 1956. “Pogo," shouted an MP from Lower Backstairs,“could not sweep Hyde Park in 1956,1957 and 1958. It’s a big place.”“The issue,” it was pointed out, “is not so much a matter of whether the American Pos¬sum will eventually occupy the *White House, the question is where does he stand?” Thespeaker repeated that he couldnot make this last point toostrong. A member of the opposi¬tion party promptly retorted thatthe point was already too strong.Crumpets straightway filled theair and an elderly Conservativewas taken to the hospital with anattack of hiccups.The Crown, asked for commentby phone, could not be located.Observers felt that there wassome significance in this althougha minority thought that it meantnothing. “The Crown has notbeen located since last corona¬tion,’’ declared a bystander, lateridentified as T. R. Bystander, aBull Mooser.One of the under-secretaries,Chiffon Bluestarrs, when askedto explain the seeming confusionin this Mother of Parliament's,operatesStimulated by the great influx of veterans to UC, in 1947,and promoted for the need for effective representation, theBurton-Judson council was created.The purpose of the council, now known as the council ofhouse presidents, is to repre-EXPERT ANALYZES HM. Gov't.COMMENT OF "jVO COMMENT."BJ smiled but said: “No comment.”Experts, at work through thelong night, trying to analyze thisspeech, take some comfort in thewan smile which preceded theremarks of the undersecretary.If, it was observed, the word nohad been used before the wordcomment, the entire sense of thespeech might possibly have takenon a different shade of meaning.On the oilier hand, it is quite pos¬sible, in the opinion of those here,that the word NO was not used inthe strictly negative sense. Somehave pointed out that on occasionthe word NO is usejJ as a ques¬tion. This would be quite possiblein the language of internationalpolitics and diplomacy. To answera question with a question wasDisraeli’s forte. Analysts refused,however, to attempt to go into thematter of what was implied bythe word comment. “We’ve goneas far as we can go,”, said one, insumming up. UC Students for Stevenson will greet Adlai Stevenson Sun¬day evening at Midway airport, where his big campaign planesets down at 6:30 p.m. A coffee-and-doughnuts reception forthe presidential candidate will be staged at the airport by hisvolunteer workers from “throughout Chicago.Stevenson will reportedly spendone day of “rest and recupera¬tion” at his Libertyville farm be- Stevenson campaign buttons, pinsand car stickers will be distrib¬uted.Afterwards all Illinois votersfore leaving the city. He has no who have not registered will beformal speaking engagements driven to their precinct headqunr-here- :t ters, as Tuesday is registrationThe exact site of Stevenson’s day.debarkation is the American Air¬lines hangar, 5245 West 55thstreet. Students w7ho want a rideto the airport Sunday eveningshould contact immediately HollyO'Connor, president, UC studentsfor Stevenson, at Internationalhouse, room 714.Miss O’Connor also announcedthat Students for Stevenson willhold their first meeting of theautumn quarter Tuesday, Octo¬ber 9, at 12:30 p.m., in the eastlounge, second floor. Ida Noyeshall. Campaign plans, bothsludent-inspired and originatingin the downtown Stevenson-Kefauver headquarters, will bedetermined and put into action. Last spring UC evinced greatenthusiasm for Stevenson’s nomi.nation, when over 100 studentsinscribed themselves as Studentsfor Stevenson. Students for Ste.venson worked with the Steven¬son for President committee asresearch assistants, typists andmessengers through the summerand at the Democratic convention.Jimmy’sSINCE 1940sent the needs of the varioushouses to the administration,coordinate and advise joint housefunctions, initiate the necessaryregulations for Burton-Judson or¬ganization, and sponsor a numberof court services.These various services includea snack bar, candy and soft drinkdispensers, a television and hi-firoom, library studies, instrument¬al practice rooms, movies, sportsequipment, washing machines,and a laundry.Arts and crafts activities form--erly in B J, haye been moved toLexington hall, and are under theinstruction of Freeman School¬craft, lecturer on art in the Col¬lege. Studios are open from 9:30to 4:30 on weekdays and from9 to 12 Saturday morning.B - J’s governmental structureconsists of floor representativesin the individual houses, a house council, and the council of housepresidents. The council presidentis Bill Harmon, and the secretary-treasurer is Elmer Maas. Seniorresident head in B-J this year isJim Newman, while the directorof student housing is A1 Austinand Mrs. Carolyn Klisurich isB-J supervisor. UNIVERSITYBARBER SHOP1453 E. 57thFine haircuttingThree barbers workingLadies' haircuttingFloyd C. ArnoldProprietorDoc Film Tuesday, Oct. 9Rene Clair's satire on mechanizationA NOUS LA LIBERTE(English subtitles)Funnier than “Modern Times'Sociol Science 122Admission 40c 7:15 ond9:15 NICKY’SPIZZERIA & RESTAURANT1235 E. 55th NO 7-9063LIMITED OFFER4 PIZZAS FOR PRICE OF 3on group ordersDISCOUNT ONOTHER ORDERSspecial prices only when deliveredFree delivery to 17. of C. studentsOn any orderQuick, Courteous Service — 6 Days a WeekClosed MondaysTable Service11 A.M. to 2 A.M. Delivery Service1 l A.M. to 2 A.M.Open till 3 A.Iff. on Friilng and Saturday-OP IS FOR EVERYONE*Whoever you ore, Co-op is for you. 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Old CHEDDAR CHEESE, medium sharp, lb. 59cSHOP AT THE CO-OP SUPER MART5535 South Harper AvenueOctober 5, 1956 THE CHICAGO MAROON Page 7In sixth year Japanese social science studentOffer fellowships attending UC under NSA grantThe Ford foundation announced the continuation of the Saburo Suzuki, a senior in economics at Tokyo university is one of eight foreign studentsforeign area training fellowship program for the academic attending'American universities under a grant made to the US NationaLStudents associa¬tion by the Ford foundation.This grant, over four years, will enable a number of foreign students to attend Americancolleges for one year each.Vice-president of the “Satellite association,” an inter-collegiate organization consistUig of10 Japanese universities, Su-year 1956-57,The program, now in its sixth year, was originated to traineligible Americans to “deal —professionally with matters” dertaken in the United States orrelating to international relations, abroad; application forms and de-Fellows hips are available to tails may be obtained from the zuki was recommended by his to participate in a large variety of the mayor of Paris and his wifeprisons up to 35 years, interested secretary, Ford foundation, for- professors and selected by thein combining graduate training inhumanities or the social scienceswith studies of foreign areas suchas Asia, the near east, the SovietUnion, eastern Europe, or Africa.The foundation is also offeringseveral fellowships to personswho already have the PhD degreefor special advanced training re¬lated to international relations.The age limit for these fellow¬ships is 40 years.Study and research may be un- eign area and international rela¬tions training fellowships, 4 7 7Madison avenue, New York 22,New York.Applications must be filed byDecember 15, 1956.r Graduate dies |BOOK OF THE WEEK'‘The Anti-Stalin Campaign andInternational Communism"338 pp of documents — $1.75Chicago Council of Americon-Soviet Friendship1X9 W. Madison AN 3-1877Nick Bova — Florist5239 Harper Ave.Ml 3-4226Student DiscountDelivery Service Roy Fostey, a graduate studentin humanities, died Tuesday inhis apartment at 1223 East 52ndstreet.Fostey, whose home was in De¬troit, Michigan, was found dead,sitting at his desk about noon onTuesday.Fostey, 28, graduated in De¬cember, 1951, receiving an AB de¬gree with honors. He had beenworking recently in the steno¬graphic pool at Billings hospital.£VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvv NSA for study in the USA student-at-large in the socialsciences division, Suzuki attend¬ed the NSA congress on the UCcampus last month, as an observ¬er. Before coming to Chicago heattended an International Rela¬tions students seminar in Boston,and was invited by the mayor ofParis, Iillinois, to live with hisfamily for two weeks. He was giv¬en the opportunity to observe the extra-curricular activities.He declared that the “commu-‘nist cells are very active in Jap¬anese universities,” and “exertgreat influence over the students.Generally speaking,” he contin¬ued, "The Japanese students don’tthink communism is for worlddomination . . . however, Ameri¬can students think differently.”In regard -to Japanese highereducation, Suzuki pointed outthat the present system is basedupon that of the United States,and was inaugurated upon rec-ommendation of Dr. George D.daily life of a tynical American Stoddard, present auditor of thefamily, and was taken on tours offactories and public installationsin Paris. Suzuki in turn heldspeeches before women’s clubs,the Rotary club, and other organ¬izations.Suzuki was surprised to findthat American students “are notconservative,” and have chanceAll Campus Partysponsored byQuickway ! STUDEN REPRESENTATIVE PARTY \Driving SchoolWill Teach You.How to Drive ii! 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Michigan WHitehall 3-2410 state of Illinois and a noted edu¬cator who was invited to Japanby General Douglas MacArthur.In conclusion Suzuki praisedYeshiva studyfellowships tobe presentedA program enabling interestedstudents to spend their junioryear in Israel, studying at theHebrew university there, was re¬cently announced by the Hillelfoundation, the UC Jewish stu¬dents’ organization.Sponsored by the David K.Niles memorial fund and similarto the Sweetbriar college plan forstudents spending their junioryear in France, the fund willmake available fellowships rang¬ing from $500 to $1500 for highlyqualified students, especiallythose interested in careers in theministry, in teaching, and in gov¬ernment service and relatedfields.Requests for further informa¬tion and applications should beaddressed to the David K. NilesJunior Year in Israel program,B r a n d e i s university, Waltham,Massachusetts. for their efforts to help foreignstudents to learn about life h\America. The mayor's wife, Mrs.Trodgen, is seeking funds in Chi¬cago at present to finance aThanksgiving vacation in PjyJshomes for a large number of foNeign students.Ford sponsorsprofessorshipsThe establishment of researchprofessorships In governmentalaffairs at the University of Chi.cago, Princeton, and Yale wasannounced today by the Fordfoundation. The grants support¬ing these professorships are fot$200,000 to each institution. Simi¬lar research professorships ingovernment were establishedearlier this year with foundationassistance at Harvard, Columbiaand the University of California(Berkeley).Under this plan, recognized au¬thorities will be released frothteaching duties to devote theirfull time to independent research.The grants are intended, in Hit'sway, to broaden and deepen fun¬damental understanding of Ourgovernmental processes and tostimulate original research. 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StudentsON ALL PIZZACHEESE SMALL1.15SAUSAGE .. 1.45ANCHOVY 1.45PEPPER and ONION 1.30SHRIMP 1.70COMBINATION . . 1.75SPECIAL!1/2 Fried Chicken 1.00Potatoes anir BreadLimitedINTRODUCTORY OFFERwith this couponc OFF ON *25 ALL PIZZAPage 8 THE CHICAGO MAROON October 5, 1956interview two Frankfurters“Student government problems are the same the world over,” stated the two Frankfurtexchange students who recently arrived at UC.Friedrich Zoells and Elizabeth Rompel, 24-year-old students from the University ofFrankfurt, made this 'remark during the course of an interview with a Maroon staff member.Friedrich, who prefers to be called Fred, and Elizabeth, who likes the name “Ellen," bothwork with the counterpart of UC’s student government at Frankfurt University.Applications for the Student Government UC-Frankfnrt . expla.ned the func- . _ .1 ^.. , , tion and make-up of the Stu- German universities form the Germany foreign office or instudent exchange program 1957-58 are now available at the poverninp bodv at nabonal union of students which cial work,student activities office, Ida Noyes hall. g y has offices in Bonn, Germany. she explained that she had carApplications are open to graduates and undergraduates Frankfurt as UMovts: represent- This organization, comparable to ried on work similar to that done^_ 13 tives are elected to a council from NSA, pays its administrative of- bvApply now at Idato go to Frankfurtw ho have spent two academicyears at the University byJune, 1957. Preference will begiven to students ages 19-25. Tui¬tion, room and board, and travelexpenses will be covered for thepersons selected as exchangees.Selections will be made by aboard of administration, faculty,and student members on the basisof academic ability, activities, andproficiency in Gennan. Studentswho apply are expected to havetaken two years of College Ger¬man.This is considered the absoluteminimum necessary to undertakecourse work at Frankfurt. An ex¬amination in German testing oraland reading comprehension willbe given before October 31, 1956.Started in 1951The University of Chicago andthe University of Frankfurt have finance the exchangees’ room andboard. On the Chicago side, Inter- the five faculties of the univer¬sity. These faculties, the “elassi-fratemity council helps Student ca* divisions of EuropeanGovernment in financing the pro- schools, are theology, philosophy, fieers and conducts extensive stu¬dent service programs.Zoells. for example, has workedwith the German student travelservice, a large organization World University service inthis country-raising funds forneedy students at Frankfurt uni¬versity.When asked about the studentnewspaper at Frankfurt. Zoellsgram; International house has natural science, social science, which arranges travel itineraries explained that the paper the DK-also jirovided a room for one of and law. Approximately one rep- for students traveling from allresentative for every 150 students foreign countries in Europe,is elected, to make up a parlia- Zoells intends to study econom¬ics at UC. Since he has graduatedthe na- from Frankfurt, he will be doingtional union of students in Ger- doctoral work here.the Frankfurt studentsStudents who wish to obtainmore information about Frank¬furt may contact the NSA Chair¬man of Student Government,Mary Ann Chacarestos. at theStudent Government office in IdaNoyes hall. ment of 42 members.Zoells explained thatmany is much more politicallyoriented than in the US'. All the“executives” fq^m the variousFraternities help sponsorGerman exchange students ?s iThis year, as in every previous year since the inception ofthe Frankfurt exchange, the fraternities on campus, throughlong cooperated as “sister univer- the Interfraternity council, will assume part of the responsi- Miss Rompel studied at bothFrankfurt and Munich universi¬ties. She graduated with a law criticismdegree, but could not practice in tration.Germany until she had threeyears of practice training with acourt in Germany. This “appren¬ticeship” gives the graduate ahance to read and prepare briefs,and do other paper work forjudges in German courts.Ellen will be studying law here,and intends to work either in the eus, was published once a month.Is the paper good?“Well,” replied Miss Rompel.“it is sometimes necessary tothrow the Discus -away!”Zoells maintained that a cam¬pus paper should concern itselfwith national issues, politics, andof university adminis-Miss Rompel, however wishedthat the Discus sinight containmore campus news—“more likethe paper you put out,” she said.The two students speak fiuen:English, and explained that theylearn English early in theirschooling—in the gymnasium, theGerman secondary school.sities”: participating in a facultyexchange program, summer sem¬inars. and a book drive before theinitiation of the student exchangeprogram. In October of 1948, acommittee composed of studentsand faculty members was set upunder the guidance of Dean ofStudents Robert M. Strozier to bility for the Frankfurt exchange studentsIn previous years, the fra-ternity system has offeredfree lodging for the exchangestudents, and has turned over theboard bill to Student Government.This year, however, one of thestudents is a girl. The councilinvestigate the relationships with will probably assume full respon-the University of Frankfurt with sibility for the girl.the idea of setting up an exchangeon the student level. Negotiationswere begun with the Frankfurtgeneral students committee, andthe exchange was inaugurated in1951-52.The Universities of Chicago andFrankfurt provide tuition for thestudents, and the student govern¬ments of respective universities Probably the most importantaspect of the fraternity-Frankfurttieup really lies outside the finan¬cial realm. The Frankfurt stu¬dent, living ami eating within thefraternity system, finds himselfinvolved in social activities as well. In participating in such ac¬tivities as the Interfraternity ball,I-F sing, and the various open. all-Greek and closed parties that thefraternity system offers, the ex¬change students are affordedsome insight into the campus so¬cial life.Among the many activities,both campus and fraternity, thatthe Frankfurt students will beviewing this month will be fallrushing of all transfer, secondyear and graduate students in theUniversity.FIRE&THEFT INSURANCELIFE INSURANCEPhone or Writ#► Joseph H. Aaron, '27 J►135 S. LaSalle St. •1a RA 6-1060;The Disc1367 E. 57th St.RECORD OF THEWEEKElla and LouieElla Fitzgerald £rLouie ArmstrongVerve 4003 / $3.19 Everything InART SUPPLIESFor EverybodyArtists, "pro" and student,make us headquarters forall supplies.Complete Stocks ofWater Colors, Pastels Papers — BoardsShiva Oils, Caseins Canvas, StretchersAll MediumsDUNCAN STATIONERS13V3 EAST 55TH _ HY 3-4111(Next to the Post Office)I m rtf e st Selection in H if tie FarUHours: Mon., Tires., Thors. — 8:1 ? to 6:30Wef., Fri., 8:15 to 8:00 — S«t„ 8 30 to 6:00NSA Discounts24 HOURDEVELOPING SERVICEBRING YOUR FILM IN TODAY ANDGET YOUR PICTURES BACK TOMORROWAT THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTORE5802 Ellis Avenue± GET ACQUAINTEDOFFER25c Discount, ., .4 4 $£,% p--on all orders of*2.00 or moreOne Week Only/Oct. 5 to Oct 12PhonesMU 4-1014MU 4-1015MU 4-9022 FREEDELIVERY5 p.m. to 3 a.m.Todays a weekItalian FiestaPIZZERIA1427 East 67th StreetOctober 5, 1956Doc Film to presentthree foreign moviesDocumentary film group will show three films on a singleadmission basis this quarter.On Tuesday, Oct. 9, the season will open with Rene Clair’smasterpiece, A Nous La Liberte, a satire on the industrialsystem which preceded Chap- THE CHICAGO MAROON Page 9jin’s Modern Times.Dealing with the rise and fall©f an escaped convict who be¬comes a financial magnate, Clair’sfilm is considered by some one ofthe most inventive comedies tocome out of France.On October 16, also a Tuesday,a little known film of RobertoRosellini, celebrated for Paisanand Open City, will bo shown.The Flowers of St. Francis, a seri¬ous rendering of the life of thesaint, is semi-documentary instyle; filmed largely in a mon¬astery, most of the cast are non¬professional actors, many of themmonks.Last of these three films willbe the legendary Daybreak, (LeJour Se Leve), made by the direc¬tor of Children of Paradise, Mar¬cel Carne. Acclaimed as one of ance at ‘the meeting carries noobligations. Doc Film is current¬ly seeking new members; projec¬tionists (or would-be projection¬ists); poster designers; studentsinterested in writing programnotes for films; all these — andjust plain film enthusiasts—willfind a cordial reception.Membership carries with it thebenefit of free admission to thefilms mentioned above, and to theseries of experimental and avant-garde films which will commenceon October 26.UT to entertainstudents to meetingOver 100 new students thathave indicated an interest inthe great French films, Daybreak University Theatre have beenwas thought to have been de- . .. . . TT~ *• * ainvited to UT s first meeting andparty tonight in the Reynoldsclub theatre at 7:30.Besides refreshments, plans,and a tour of the theatres, scenesfrom such past productions asThe Man Who Married a DumbWife, Twelfth Night, and TheTrojan Women, will be given.Tryouts for UT’s first play,Shaw’s The Simpleton of the Un¬expected Isles, will begin Tuesdayin the theatre from 3-5 and 7-9p.m.stroyed completely. After tenyears a print has been found, andis now in circulation.Admission to this film, as tothe others, is 40 cents. There willbo two performances of eachfilm in Social Science 122, at 7:15and 9:15.A special new members’ eve¬ning is scheduled for Wednesday,October 10, at 8 p.m. in SocialScience 122. Films will be shown,followed by refreshments.Admission is free, and attend- 'Androcles' mixed blessingAfter a year of organization, promotion and rehearsal, a year of financial and artisticpreparation which has made much noise in the local press and gathered the vigorous supportof the city’s theatregoers, the curtain went up last Tuesday night before a fashionablydressed and properly expectant opening-nigh t audience, on the first production by the Stu-debaker theatre company—Androcles and the Lion by presence, and lacks only a certain Sets, lighting and costumes areGeorge Bernard Shaw amount of warmth which may be stock, professional, and unin-. ... . . . * . ,, due, in part, to the uninspired spired, but quite serviceable.A wtty introduction to the and characterless caplain as Taken as a whole, Androt.,„play and the new season—by Sir played by Ken McEwen. and the Lion is quite an enjoyableCedric Hardwicke, who also di- Androcles, the Greek tailor who evening of theatre although It isreefed, the play—included some removes the thorn from the lion’s not the superlative productionof Shaw’s most pertinent remarks P^w early in the play and thus one had hoped for. The wit andabout Dlavwriehts Christians au- saves himself from becoming the genius of George Bernard Shawabout playwrights, Christians, au- ]ion,s dinner ,g played by Ernest remain the stars of the show< Itdiences, actors and the play at Truex with accomplished skill would be unfair to judge thehand from the preface to and polish. Truex brings to the merit of the Studebaker theatreAndrocles. Sir Cedric is always part meakness, kindness and company’s season the basis of thisan accomplished performer, and warmth, and a great love for his first performance, which is quite,, . . , , , . , fellow-men and beasts. The fact good but not superior; one canon could not help but wish he that Truex has appeared in some hope that the company will im-had left to others the ungrateful 27 previous productions of An- prove and develop with time,task of speechmaking and cast drocles and the Lion no doubt Perhaps the addition of an artis-hinvself ■*» play in a more re- contributes to the precision of tic director to the staff of thewarding role his Perf°rmance. Unfortunately, theatre would provide an enthu-i -f * , one cannot help feeling that it siasm and unity or purpose whichThe play itself, one of Sraw s ajso makeg him rather tired of is now lacking. We hope that dayfew fables and certainly one of Androcles and his performance will come soon,his most popular ones, as per- lacks vitality and sparkle. Meanwhile, we congratulate theformed by the Studebaker com- Other members of the cast play- members of the Studebaker thea-pany is somewhat of a mixed in£ centurions, gladiators, Chris- tre company — planners, staff,blessin" Some excellent oerform- tian martyrs and beggars are cast and crew-for having openedmessing, ^ome excellent periorm quite competent) even though at all, no mean task in itself, withahees are given by Ted Ziegler, they tend to move mechanically, a good play, well produced, andwho handles his lion’s costume as a defect which may disappear as wish them the best of luck andthough he had lived in it most of they 8et more familiar with their continued success.his life and makes him the most parts in Iuture Performances. Richappealing character in the entireplay; by Anthony Mochus as theCenturion — who marches his^WWNWWWNVWWWWWWWVWWWWVVWWWW^STUDENTS LAUNDRY SPECIALWashed$i//' 8 lbs. Laundry< and Dried....5< Shirts finished to order 13c en. additional97KWIK-WAYLAUNDRY & CLEANERS1214 E. 61st St.(Between Woodlown & Kimbork on 61st) Christian prisoners into Romewith the nonchalance and profes¬sional ease typical of first-ser¬geants of all armies; by ThomasAldredge as the cowardly Spintho—and by Anthony Holland andRobert Rietz as Lentulus andMetellus, respectively, two patri¬cian playboys.Philip Bourneuf’s Caesar, whileproperly haughty and dissipated,becomes too effeminate towardsthe end of the play and MaultriePatted as Ferrovious has thestrength and stature required ofhis character, but not quiteenough of the fiery impetuosity.Frances Reid’s Lavinia, the onlypatrician among the Christianprisoners, is played with flawlesstechnique, a great deal of stage►►►► BO R DO N E[ Movers and Light Hauling < Music season opensThe Chicago Symphony orchestra opens its 66th season with aprogram of Beethoven, Brahms, and Strauss this afternoon at 2 inOrchestra hall. Student tickets may be purchased at the door for65 cents.Under the baton of Fritz Reiner, musical director, the orchestrawill perform an all-Tchaikovsky program with Francis Akos, violinsoloist, tomorrow evening at 8:15, and a third concert Tuesday after¬noon at 2. tDyer-Bennet returns for concertRichard Dyer-Bennet will return to the UC campus for the thirdconsecutive year next Saturday, October 13, at 8:30. He is noted forhis classical style of folksinging and his habit of concertizing informal dress, scorning the blue-jean ripped-shirt variely of folk¬song presentation.Tickets are $1.50 for reserved seats and $1 general admission, onsale at the Student service center in the Reynolds club basement, atthe Reynolds club desk, and will be sold at the door.The concert is being sponsored by ISL.VI 6-9832PRE-ELECTRICSHAVE LOTION to get a better shave!Quicker . . . closer . . . smoother . . .no matter what machine you use. 1.00plus taxSHULTON New York • Toronto BiRepresentative MORE THAN A FORTUNE...A Sun Life annuity is worth more than afortune. A fortune can be squandered or lostthrough faulty investment but annuity checkscannot diminish nor can you outlive them.Plan your retirement the assured way.RALPH J. WOOD, JR., '481 N. LaSalle Chicago 2, IllinoisFR 2-2390 • RE 1-0855SUN LIFE ASSURANCE COMPANY OF CANADAACASA Book StoreScholarly Used Books — Bought and SoldImported Greeting CardsReliable Typewriter Service1322 E. 53Hi St. HV 3-9651TERRY’S PIZZA“The World’s Best”FREE DELIVERY TO ALL UC STUDENTSSMALL 1.00 LARGE 1.95MEDIUM 1.45 GIANT 2.95TT« also carry a full line of Italian toadsTHE CHICAGO MAROON vPage 10 October 5, i95SCriticism contestis sponsored by CLASSIFIED ADS Announce gleeclub directorMademoiselleNovember 30 has been set asthe deadline for entries to the1956-57 Mademoiselle magazinecollege board contest. Winners ofthe contest will be invited tospend a month on the staff ofthe magazine and to complete atleast two assignments during theschool year.Entries are to consist of 1,500word critiques of the August1956 college issue of the maga¬zine. expressing “the author’s par¬ticular interests and abilities aswell as her general comments.’’The top twenty guest editorswill be brought to New York inJune to help produce the 1957August college issue.- The awardincludes round trip transportationand a regular salary.Announcements of the winnerswill be made before Christmas ofthis year.Petitions readyPetitions for candidacy inthe student government elec¬tions will be available at 12p.m. Friday, October 12. in theStudent Government office,Ida Noyes hall. Student rate 5c per wordPersonalQuadranglers inerting, Oct. 8, 7 p.m.,Ida Noyes. *Festival of the Arts Committee meet¬ing changed from Oct. 10 to 17. Sametime, same place.n. At first I thought I had slept throughthe earthquake. It was In Tokyo. Youlouse. J. P.Don't forget that Stephen Spender,noted British poet, critic and editor isspeaking in Mandel hall at 8:30 onOctober 31, under the sponsorship ofChicago Review. Tickets available Chi¬cago Review, Reynolds club. Reserved,$2; general, $lj students, 75 cents.All those interested In doing work onthe yearbook come to the organizationalmeeting Friday the 5th, at 3:30 in theC & G office, 3rd floor, Ida.If you haven't received your copy ofthe C-Book, get it at the student activi¬ties office, Reynolds club desk or In¬formation desk in the Administrationbuilding. It's freelFunnier than Modern Times: ReneClair's A Nous La Liberte. Soc. Sci. 122,7:15 and 9:15, Tuesday, Oct. 9. Admis¬sion 40 cents.AH student organizations that wish alist of new undergraduate students con¬tact the student activities office.Ike needs your help. Come to Studentsfor Elsenhower - Young Republicansjoint meeting, Wednesday, Oct. 10.8 p.m., Ida Noyes hall theatre.Convicts and millionaires welcome: Soc.Scl. 122. Tuesday, Oct. 9. 7:15 and 9:15.Offer instrumental lessonsInstructions in voice, instruments, and conducting will be offeredby the music department beginning with the autumn quarter.Although previously the department required students of musictheory to give evidence of performing ability gained from outsideinstruction, it did not itself offer applied music.No credit towards a degree will be given, but certification for tfcosestudents entering education will be entered on their records.Private and group instruction will be offered to the universitycommunity as a whole, as well as to music majors.ProgressivePAINT & HARDWARE CO.1154 - 58 E. 55 HY 3-3840Complete Line of Rental Tools and Equipment Others 10c per wordFor saleAustin Healey 100. '54. Top condition.Spruce green. $1,850. Pvt. RA 3-5671.195! StudebaUer "Commander’* V - 8.Automatic transmission. R and H. Uif-dercoatlng. Apt. 1, Montgomery house,CTS. BU 8-9384.Leaving city. Sacrifice contents of 10-room house—living room and bedroomfurniture, pair of Dunbar love seats,lamps, chest of drawers. ABC automaticwashing machine. Magnavox TV. Kitch¬en utilities, e g., toaster, knife sharp¬ener, cabinet. OA 4-1105.Two-piece sectional, twin beds, dressers,dinette and kitchen sets, lamps, rugs,television. IR 8-6706In 5700 block on Blackstone—near IC.University. Midway. Owner transferredto California and must sell fine homeon one of loveliest blocks In Hyde Park.11-room. 4 baths. Pleasant 3rd floorporch. Driveway for deliveries and park¬ing: fenced In yard; 3rd floor has 2rooms and bath which are easily rented.This home has had excellent care andmany recent Improvements: Its 12x35living room. 10 foot ceilings, and ap¬proximately 5.000 square feet of livingarea make It a wonderful family home.For more information, or to see. con¬tact: Marty Ryan. MI 3-8484 evenings;MI 3-0800. ext. 3241 afternoons.ServicesFrench student wishes to give Frenchlessons. Call Miss Rolln, Internationalhouse.French tutoring, coaching and transla¬tions. Native teacher. Reasonable. NO7-6162.Mathematics. Tutoring and instructionin the standard courses for individualor group. Loop or south side. Specialarrangements for group formed by your¬self. Soglln and associates. 28 E. jack-son. WE 9-2127.Carmen’s used furniture store. Mov¬ing and light hauling. 1365 E 55th.MU 4-9003. MU 4-3843. Phone: Ml 3-0800 Ext. 3265Painless tutoring In Russian by Har¬vard Russian instructor. Call ES 5-1170.Tutoring In Latin. English for foreignstudents. ED 4-6903 mornings.Pre-nursery school children cared forat my house. HY 3-5932.WantedBaby sitter, light housekeeping. 4-daV8-hour week. $85. NO 7-0253.Turntable and arm for under $30 Alsochest of drawers. Phone PL 2-1770.Woman to care for four-year-old boyIn my home. Five days a week. CallMI 3-7689.For rentGirl wanted to share 3'^ room apart¬ment. Good location. Call MI 3-0800,Ext. 2927. 8 a.m. to noon; BU 8-8565,afternoons and evenings. Mrs. Fitch.3'<;-room apt. ($65). In exchange forsmall apartment near university. HY3-8519, after 6 p.m.Room and board, private room and bathin exchange for sitting, 3 nights a week,dinner dishes. House privileges. WA3-3243.Available, comfortable room for womangraduate student In exchange for babysitting. PL 2-2565.One-room kitchenette basement apart¬ment. tile bath and kitchen. Furnished.RE 4-3407.Free room and board for Universitystudent (female) in return for baby¬sitting. GRE 6-4273. William H. Deihl, a PhD candl-date in the music department,will be the director of the UC Gleeclub during the current schoolyear.After receiving: his MA In mu-sic from the University of To.xa*in 1954, Deihl spent two yearsteaching before coming to UC.Last year he was at Brenau col-lege in Gainesville, Georgia, aschoral director and professor ofmusic.The Glee club meets regularlyon W’ednesday evenings at 7 p.m.in Rosenwald 2. and on Sundayafternoons at 4:30 p.m. in IdaNoyes.Expert RepairsTV - Radio - PhonosPickup & DeliveryHERMANS“for orrr 30 f/rmrt**2310 E. 71st Ml 3-6700hyde park theatrelake pork at 53rd NO 7-9071Student rate 50c oM performancesPortrait StylistBlack and White andDirect ColorPhotographyBU 8-08761457-9 E. 57th St. Startieg Friday, OrL 5RONALD COLMAN . . . MARGO . . . SAM JAFFEin FRANK CAPRA'S Academy Award Production ofJAMES HILTON'S immortal story of Shangri-La"LOST HORIZON"— and —-"THE HAPPY TIME"P U A pi CQ DA VCD Louie Jourdan, Kurt Kasznar,OIUtHLCO DUTCH Bobby Driscoll, Marsha Huntin STANLEY KRAMER'S refreshing piece of cinema en¬tertainment based on the RODGERS & HAMMERSTEINstage hit. A gay, witty comedy of the problems of ado¬lescence ... A French-Canadian locale in the early '20s.{1/ioM <kuMds ‘wjtfcTAWtmu!WINSTON heads the class on flavor!■ Try America’s favorite filter smoke!You’ll like the full, rich taste. You’ll likethe Winston filter, too. It does the job so smoothly and effectively that the flavorreally comes through — so you can enjoyit! For finer filter smoking, get Winston! ■. j. nevNOLOUTOBACCO CO.,WINSTON* SAL £M, HOctober 5, 1956 THE CHICAGO MAROON Fag* 11New services added Two new professors enlarge UC staffto remodeled center This quarter two new professors will enlarge the UC staff.Marcel A. ftuff, internationally recognized authority on Baudelaire, will be visiting pro¬fessor of French literature in the department of romance languages and literatures duringthe autumn and winter quarters....... . T . .. _ Frank R. Breul, formerly of the graduate school of social work, University of Washing-business with two brand new services. Located m the Reynolds ton, Seattle, has received the appointment of an assistant professorship at the UC schoolchib basement, it is open daily 11:30-1:30, 3:30-4:30. of social service administra-For students who don’t have their own dry cleaning ap- ti°n-Ruff, authorThe recently remodeled SG service center is now open forparatus, the service center hasstarted a cleaning service. de Jodelle a Corneille. state public welfare agencies.. . These courses will be conducted Previously, he was a case-Oi several „jn French and are intended for worker with the division of pub-log is available. I rom it books French works, is professor of candidates for higher degrees in lie assistance of the Connecticut.... , may be ordered and three day de- French literature at the Umver- field but will be open to department-of public welfare andThey will deal with a regular livery has been promised. The site d Aix-en-Provence. qualified students of all depart- assistant to the director of thecommercial cleaner who picks up catalog is said to contain most of In the autumn quarter, Ruff ments receiving permission to community advisory center,the books used in UC courses will offer a course in Baudelaire attend. - Bridgeport, Connand one in La Tragedle Franchise — - - - - — ™ - - - -cleaning from small retail stores.An approximate saving of 40 perrent is anticipated by SG. Therev ill be two pick-ups per week.The other new service is anexpansion of the used book selec¬tion. The center is now stockingrenovated books from a usedbook concern. Thirty-five percent saving over new book pricesis the figure quoted. Althoughthey only have a small number ofbooks on hand, the supplier’s cata-N. Algren willteach UC courseNelson Algren, author of “Theman with the golden arm" willteach a ten-session course at thedowntown branch of UC college.The course, which will reviewAlgren's best novels, will beginon Wednesday. (syllabi excluded).Two fall lecture series onreligion announcedTwo fall lecture series on religion were announped todayby UC.Mircea Eliade, noted European scholar of comparative re¬ligion, will present the Haskell lectures on religion startingOctober 10 at 3:30 p.m. in the Social Science research building,1126 East 59th street.Bishop Stephen Neill, Lon¬don, England, vice chairmanand head of internationalevangelism, Work! Council ofChurches, will deliver the Feder¬ated Theological faculty lectureseries beginning October 22 at4:30 p.m., also in the Social Sci¬ence research building.Eliade, formerly professor ofFill MM and send as the couponbelow to discover howMADEMOISELLEcan point your way to a career,to publication, to New York—~via College Fiction Contest :?^1,000 in priaea. Two winner#, four short story—from 2,500 to 5,000word6—can win publication in Mademoiselle and SS00 in prize money.Any woman undergraduate under twenty-six is eligible, fvia Art Contest NPOSMBr* » ’J11,000 in prize#. Two winner*. Y|iir art samples (submit at least five,any medium) cam win for you a commission to illustrate one of the winningFiction Contest atones. Payment for each, $500. You’re eligible if you’re• woman under twenty-six enrolled in college or art schooL; .... 'Yt via College Board Contest* •. * *[Twenty winners. 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For contest rules, judges and further informa¬tion see posters on your college bulletin boards or send u# the coupon below.mi ME MOM ABOUT MADEMOISELLE'SArt Contest □ Fiction Contest Q College Board Contest □’(Address-City(Art, Fiction or College Board Contest^mademoiselle, c;£S.iM»'li»n Avamt. Kss Y«* U. Nm York) the history of religion at the Uni¬versity of Bucharest, Rumania,is spending the year on campusas visiting professor.His topic for the six Haskellendowed lecture series in com¬parative religion will be “Pat¬terns of initiation.” Subject ofhis opening lecture on October 10will be “Puberty rites and tribalinitiations in primitive religions.”Dates of the remaining lecturesin the series, at the same timeand place, are October 17, 24, and31, and November 7 and 14. Thelectures are open to the publicwithout charge.Bishop Neill, former MissionBishop in Indiai and assistant tothe archbishop of Canterbury,will give three lectures on "TheEcumenical Movement.” Dates ofthe second and third lectures inthe series are October 23 and 23,also at 4:30 p.m. in the Social Sci¬ence Research building.STUDENTWIVESWORK ON CAMPUSThe Personnel Office has awide variety of full-timeclerical and technical posi¬tions that are open. We aresure there is one that willinterest you.WE NEEDv /SecretariesStenographersTypistsBookkeepersClerksClinical TechniciansResearch Technicians(including)Medical ChemistsHematologistsHistologistsBacteriologistsBENEFITS INCLUDE3 weeks' paid vacation2 weeks' sick leaveTuition remissionLibrary and recreationalprivilegesapply NOWPersonnel Office956 E. 58th St. Breul has also conducted re- He holds the BA degree fromsearch and served as a consultant Amhurst college, the MA fromto the Washington state legisla- UC and PhD from McGill uni\er-tive council and the Washington sity.Coming eventsFriday, October 5, 1956Cap and Gown organization meetingfor assignments and creation of staffsat 3:30 p.m., third floor, Ida NoyesHall.Seminar: Lecture by foreign correspond¬ent sponsored by Committee on Com¬munication, 4:30 - 6:00 p.m., HomeRoom, International House.Supper and discussion ol problems ofreligious diversity sponsored by Lu¬theran Student Group. Supper at6:00 p.m. 50 cents, followed by dis¬cussion at 7:15 p.m. Chapel House.Methodist Theological Fellowship dis¬cussion at 8 p.m., Swift Hall Com¬mons.Sabbath open house, 8:30 p.m., pre¬ceded by Sabbath Service. 7:45 p.m ,sponsored by Hillel Foundation.Saturday, October 6, 1956India Association movie: Awara. show¬ings at 7 p.m. and 9 p.m.. Interna¬tional House, 90 cents.Chancellor’s reception for entering andreturning students, 8:30 p.m., dancingto follow until midnight, Ida NoyesHall.UC Choir, The Sacred Note, program ofchoral music, 10:15 p.m., WBBM.Sunday, October 7, 1956Holy Communion, 8:30 a.m., BondChapel, followed by a breakfast inSwift Hall Commons.UC, Chicago radio program. New World,“Civil War Enthusiasm,” 10:35 a.m.,WMAQ.University religious service, Rev. JosephSittler, Jr., preaching, 11 a.m., Rocke¬feller chapel.Lutheran Communion Service, Thorn¬dike Hilton Chapel, 10 a.m.Monday, October 8, 1956Debate, “Socialism: The Road to Free¬dom or Serfdom," sponsored by Pub¬lic Affairs Forum, 4 p.m., Rosen-wald 2.There’s !¥• Sale LikeWholesaleDear Student:Chances are, you love Cash¬mere Sweaters by Hinda andother fomoos brands.. . . Here's how you eon save33 1/3% to 50%All Sires — Colors — StylesBy Buying at Wholesale PricesCome toSamuel Murrow &Company(In the heart of theWholesale Market)Daily 9 to 5:30 Saturdays 9 to 3:30318 W. Adams St. Suite 401KHPALtRT fORARtTTtR POINT AVIRAOt!Don’t let that “drowsy feel¬ing” cramp your style in class., , or when you’re ‘'hittingthe books”. Take a NoDoiAwakener! In a few minutes,you’ll be your normal best..,wide awake .. . alert! You#doctor wilj tell you-HNoDogAwakeriers are safe as Coffee.Keep a pack handy!15 TABLETS, 3Se i35 tablets § -' /V1 aTsvVin handy tin A69c ^ NOQOZAWfiKEN'RS Interclub Council meeting, 4:30 p.m.,Interclub office, Ida Noyes Hall.International House movie: Mudlark(American), 8 p.m., assembly hall,45 cents.Tuesday, October 9, 1956Discussion: “Religion and the Univer¬sity.” Brent House, 5540 Woodlaw*.Students for Stevenson organizationand planning meeting, 12:30 p.m..East lounge, Ida Noyes Hall.Psychology Department tour for newstudents, 10:30 a.m. to 12. Orienta¬tion meeting for students and fac¬ulty, Swift Commons, 1:30 to 4:30p.m., followed by tea and social hour.Blaekfriars meeting, North ReceptionRoom, Ida Noyes Hall, 7 to 10 p.m.Film: “A Nous La Liberte,” sponsoredby Doc Film. Showings at 7:15 and9:15 p.m., Soc. Sci. 122, 40 cents.Lecture: “An Historical Developmentof Rocketry,” sponsored by UC RocketResearch Society, 7:30 p.m., EckhartHall, room 203.Student Government meets for the firsttime this quarter. All students areinvited to ask questions during the20-minute question period. 7:30 p.m..Law north.First concert band rehearsal of the year.730 p.m., Mandel hall.Madrigal Singers meeting, 8 p.irA, IdaNoyes ea6t lounge.Wednesday, October 10, f956World university service, luncheonmeeting, 12:20 p.m. Judson diningroom, for discussion of forthcomingdrive.Social Activities Council meeting, 12:30P.m., SAC office, Ida Noyes Hall.Lecture: “Puberty Rites and Tribal Ini¬tiations in Primitive Religions,” 3:30p.m., Soc. Sci.UC Astronomical Society meeting andopen dance, 7:30 p.m., 206 EckhartHall.Orchestra Comediae Muslcalis organi¬zational meeting, 7:30 p.m.. Northreception room, Ida Noyes hall.Country Dancers, 8 p.m., dance room.Ida Noyes Hall.Forum: "The Suez—End of Colonial¬ism?” sponsored by the Young Social¬ists League, Independent SocialistLeague, UC Socialists club, 8 p.m.,Ida Noyes Hall.Documentary Film Group, new mem¬bers evening, 8 p.m., Soc. Sc|. 122.Film program and refreshments tofollow.Young Republicans and Students forEisenhower Joint meeting, 8 p.m„Ida Noyes theatre.Student Government committees or¬ganization meeting. All students areeligible to serve on SG committeesand are invited to attend. 7:30 p.m.,' SG office, Ida Noyes.Friday, October 12, 1956William Vanghn Moody lecturer, Mari¬anne Moore, American poet; a read¬ing of her poems with commentary,8:30 p.m., Mandel.SHORTHANDIN 6 WEEKS110 W08DS SIR MINUTK @1Famous ABC system. Now toughiiinOver 400 cities. New day & Eveningclasses start each Monday. Attendfirst class as GUEST. Special SummerClasses for College Students. ALSOthorough, intensive SPEEDTYPINGcourse. Use coupon to send for 16-page brochure.SPEEDWRIT’SG SCHOOL37 S. Wabash Financial 6-5471^ Speedwriting School37 S. Wabash Ave., Chicago 3, III.Please send me without obligationyour 16-page brochure on Speed-writing.«NameAddress.CityPhone. Zone.Page 12 THE CHICAGO MAROON October 5, 1956UC hooters kick off tomorrowTomorrow will be the kickoff for the socce r season, as the Maroon varsity hooters opentheir schedule at Lake Forest. Coach Alvar H ermanson has a nucleus of five letter winnersfrom last year’s squad which finished fifth i n the Midwest Conference. The five are PalmerPinney, Charles Knight, Ronald Sutton, Ralp h Hirsch, and Richard Hansen.Here is the schedule ofishome games, all to be playedon Stagg field:October 10—Lake Forest 3:45October 12—Earlham 3:45October 20—UIC (Navy Pier-*2:00October 25—Lake Forest 3:45November 3—Wheaton 2:00November 11—Indiana 2:00Honor StaggLast Saturday was “StaggDay,” held in honor of thegrand old man of football andobserved in all NCAA footballgames played on that day. TheNCAA schools with home gamesprinted laudatory articles aboutAmos Alonzo Stagg in their pro¬grams and included citations inthe various half-time ceremonies.Stagg. who recently celebratedhis 94th birthday, coached foot¬ball at the University of Chicagofor 40 years, from 1892 to 1932.Loop Collegeannounces newadult coursesUniversity College, the loop-located evening school of theUniversity, has announcedthree new courses to be offeredin the Autumn quarter.‘‘Understanding internation¬al political behavior/' one of thenew courses, will meet for tenMonday evenings beginning thisMonday. Time will be 5:40 to 7:30.Meeting on Mondays from 7:45to 9:35, will be “basic issues incivil liberties and civil rights inthe US."The third course. “Americanpolitical thinking: from Hamiltonand Jefferson to Lippman andRiesman," will be given on Thurs¬day evenings from 5:40 to 7:30,beginning next Thursday.Registration is open to all. Mon¬day through Friday. 9:30 to 5:30 Students, faculty play ballTouchball deadline nearTomorrow at 2:30 p.m. the new students and the faculty willengage in their annual football game in back of Burton-Judson.The faculty has won every time, and therefore are favorites to winagain. Athan Theoharis will coach the new students once more, andhe has invited all new students to play, promised to get them in forone inning, at least. Those who do not wish to play are invited tocome and lend moral support.Monday is the deadline for entering the touchball leagues. Infor¬mation about this can be obtained from Kooman Boycheff, intra¬mural director. Touchball teams in college house, fraternity, anddivisional leagues will open activity on Monday, October 15.In addition to touchball, plans for intramural sports during theautumn quarter include all-University golf and tennis tournaments,a swim meet, a basketball tournament, and a table tennis league.Maroon runners offto winning seasonOff to one of the earliest starts in UC history, the varsitycross country team has already achieved two victories. OnSept. 22 UC harriers beat Northern Illinois State 26-32. ArtOmohundro, Chuck Rhyne, and Arne Richards placed one,two, and three, respectively.On Sept. 29 the UC team beatWestern Illinois State by a scoreof 24-31. Omohundro again tookfirst, this time in the time of15:37.5, a new course record.Cross country coach Ted Hay-don stated that the squad hasseveral tough meets coming butdeclined to comment on theteam’s chances. He did say thatwe now have enough men out forthe team so that our opponents'would have to run in order tobeat us. The team is composedof Omohundro. R y n e , Rich¬ards, Dave Houk; Ivan Carlson.Hosea Martin, hied Price, BillKrol, George Karcazes, and agroup of promising newcomers. Art Omohundro^iiiiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifiHiiiiiiiiiuiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitHiiiiiiiiiiimiiiniiiimiHiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii^| International House Movies fMonday evenings, 8:00 I*.VI. — Assembly Hall£ Monday, October 8 — 45c — Mudlark (American) /y.« CREWCUTtit Ort^OuUat 19 South LaSalle in Room 800. TmilUlllllllillimilllllHIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIimilimilHIIIIIIIIIHItlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllimilllllllimilUiilllllllltlrH« , -r," ' & *‘<x! A ./ - - «, , - tmSpecial Daily and Sundayt One-half pound Tender Strip ^Steak, Grilled Onions, French WFries and Salad 8Serving M’oodlawn and Chicago University 28 Vt»arsSTERNS CAMPUS DRUGSkru-kutmui LANOIIN• NOT GRIMY• NO SIAM•NO SOftkeeps the hair "STANDING UP”for a Sharper Looking CUCWCUTKEEPS STUBBORN HAIR IN PLACE (Formerly Reader's)61 sl & Ellis (1001 E. 61st)VISIT OUR COLLEGE ROOMV • « yf. 5. .Triple threatin any leagueAny way you look at it, this Arrow Universityshirt is an eye-catcher. Collar buttons downtrimly at three separate points, front and centerback. And the back sports a full box pleat.Comes in subtle colors galore ,T. 6 plus white inoxford and 5 crisp broadcloth checks. Team itup with this smart, all-silk repp tie/Shirt, 35.00; tie, $2.50.ARROW—■». \—first in fashionSHIRTS • TIES Football to open,plan scrimmagesMonday, Oct. 8, will mark the second football class at theUC campus. Practice will start in the field house, but theclass will move outside later to North field. The class, to beheld each weekday afternoon from 3:45 to 5:30, is open toall interested students. —. . J ■—-—Three scrimmages have a staff of four, headed by Walterbeen scheduled for the class, the ”aas and Lyle Anderson. At afirst against North Park on Octo- recent meeting. Hass told mom.ber 23 at Staff field. The remain- bers that the sessions would boing two dates are not definite yet, like regular practice, except forbut there will be scrimmages greater emphasis on fundamen.with North Central and Navy tals. He expressed hope that thcroPier. Last year the squad had would be enough class membersonly one scrimmage. to hold an intra-squad game atThe squad will be coached by the end of the season.JV program dying slowlyby George KarcazesBecause of the decrease in the number of early entrantsin the college the old system of junior varsity sports is, to alarge extent, going to be abandoned. Those early entrantswho are interested in participating on a tearp will be largelyunder the supervision of Bill Zarvis at U-High’s Sunny gym.This system now holds true of baseball and basketball a?idwill eventually hold true of — -/—;track and soccer as well. the °rdor of B toa™s whoremembers who are not expen-Walter Hass, the new ath- enced enough to compete on theletic director, has announced that varsity level could still enjoy uhe is interested in setting up full schedule of competition,freshman teams in any sports Members of these teams wouldwhere enougli interest warrants still he eligible for varsity com-them. 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