Win moot courtTwo UC law students, LarryRubinstein and Lewjs Ginsbergrecently won the ninth districtmoot court competition. The con¬test, consisting of presentation ofarguments concerning cases al¬ready settled in some court, orfictitious, was held with teams ofIllinois, Notre Dame, Northwest¬ ern, Wisconsin, Indiana, Chicago-Kent, Loyola and Valparaiso.The UC team, judged first placein brief and argument, won bothsections of the competition.As winners from this district,Rubinstein and Ginsberg will goto New York City for the nationalmoot court finals on December14, 15, and 16.Margaret Garrettcrowned IF queenThe Crystal ballroom of the Edgewater Beach hotel was the scene of formal splendorWednesday night, as 130 couples at the Inter fraternity ball saw Margaret Garrett, the can¬didate from Phi Gamma Delta, crowned queen.Miss Garrett was selected the previous Tuesday afternoon by judges Mrs. Kimpton, DeanStrozier, and VVBBM disc jockey Jay Andres. Candidates from nine other fraternities wereJoyce Everett, Alpha Delta Phi; Margot Turkel, Beta Theta Pi; Youlanda De Bruyn, DeltaUpsilon; Sue Rupp, Phi Deltadess, Zeta Beta Tau.At 11:45 p.m. R. Wendell Har¬rison, vice president of the Uni¬versity and dean of faculties,Theta; Paula Sansone, PhiSigma Delta; Annick Deutch,Fsi Upsilon; Ellen Jane Kersey,Kappa Alpha Psi, and Judy God- opened a sealed envelope contain¬ing the name of the winning can¬didate. Each candidate was an¬nounced with a fanfare andwalked the length of the ballroomto the stage with her escort. MissGarrett was escorted by LegreeBriggs, of Phi Gamma Delta fra¬ternity. Chancellor Lawrence A.Kimpton, the traditional "giver-of-crowns” was not present tocrown Miss Garrett due to other Madge Garrett photo by ZygmundPiel gives secondof Walgren talksFete childrenphotos by ZygmundC.arrett queen of the IF ball. (Right) The new queen’s happiness isapparent.ness is apparent.SG elects new courtby Marina WirszupElections of student members to the Student Faculty Administration court will be held to¬night at the Student Government meeting, Law north, 7:30 p.m.Nominations for membership are submitted by both student parties. Conflicts often ariseover elections to the court because of the difficulty in getting two-thirds majority of theGovernment as each' Of the two parties wants a representation of its policy in the SFAC.The exact number of vacancies in the court (four or five) is still undetermined. The lastremaining student member of Christmas trees inside and on the front lawn will appear atthe Phi Gamma Delta fraternity house for an early Christmasseason this year. Saturday afternoon the house will be deckedout with Christmas scenes, evergreen boughs, dozens of bal¬loons, and other decorations.Occasion for the festivities is the tenth annual Christmasparty for underprivileged chil-dren from Chicago’s south¬west side. The party is spon¬sored by the fraternity and twowomen’s clubs, Quadrangles andMortarboard. Howard Mort, sec¬retary of the Alumni asociation,will be Santa Claus, with gifts foreach boy and girl.The fraternity and women’sclubs first organized this projectin 1946. Since then they have held such a party each year, with helpfrom the numerous merchants inHyde Park, Woodlawn, and Ken¬wood who have donated gifts forthe occasion. The fifty children,ages five to 11, are from the Uni¬versity of Chicago’s SettlementHouse. About 100 Phi Gams,Quads, and Mortarboard will pre¬pare for the party and be on handto entertain their young guests.the court is its Chief Justice council has a power to elect a jus-r*. /tc-t \ u tice to the court. Another factorGreene (ISL), whose jn summer election is that nomembership in the court has been SRP members were present atquestioned by Student Govern- the time.ment. Student Government has The advisory opinion of thetherefore Charged the electionsand rules committee with an in¬vestigation of Greene’s election.Greene was elected as Chief Jus-tice by the summer executivecouncil over which he was pre¬siding.According to Donald R. Ander¬son (SRP), head of the electionsand rules investigating commit¬tee. a copy of the enabling actpermitting the summer executivecouncil to elect members to theAC and the minutes of thesummer sessions were missinghom the court files. Even if thesejl^ngs are found there are ques-u°ns as to whether the enabling' is constitutional and thereby"'uether the summer executive elections and rules committee onMr. Greene’s election to the SFACwas presented to Student Govern¬ment following the committee’smeeting yesterday.The Student Faculty Adminis¬tration court was established inthe spring of 1950 as an agencyof Student Government. Thecourt was formed to deal withcases referred to it by the govern¬ment or cases involving an organ¬ization. Five student members areelected by two-thirds majorityvote of the government, four ofthem to serve a two-year termand the other one a one-year term.Two faculty members are alsoselected to serve on the court bythe Council of the UniversitySenate. UC in 'Quiz BowlSix University of Chicago college students willcompete in the "College Quiz Bowl” to win $500for the University. The six out to win for UC areteam members: Roger Downey, (Soc. sci.); Leon¬ard Friedman (pre-med); William Harmon (Eng.);David Schlessinger (chem.); Dave Freifelder;and Quentin Ludgin (poli sci.).The UC team will compete Wednesday, Decem¬ber 7, against the winning college of the week be¬fore. The show will be monitored from Interna¬tional house through NBC downtown to New York.There the teams contact and the broadcast takesplace. The show will start at International houseat 7 p.m., with seating for 500 spectators. An NBCrepresentative will be present; Student Govern¬ment is in charge of the quiz. The program willnot be broadcast in Chicago.Oral and written tests were given Tuesday nightto eliminate some of the original twenty-eight vol¬unteers to participate in the quiz. The tests were open to all college students. On Wednesday nighta 200 question test made up of "specific questionson general topics” was given to the remainingtwelve. Ultimate selection of the team membersand alternates was made by a committee headedby Dean Robert M. Strozier. In making their deci¬sion, the committee considered test rating, aca¬demic standing, and other factors.If UC wins, the administration will give the$500 to Student Government, most likely for usefor the Frankfurt exchange. However, the admin¬istration will determine the use of the money.In International house, the team members andaudience will hear the voice of the speaker in NewYork, who asks the questions. The first team mem¬ber to have the answer signals New York by wayof a buzzer system. If the answer of one collegeis incorrect, the other gets a free question. Thewinning college is the one with the most correctanswers.commitments concerning UC’smoney raising drive.Miss Garrett proved that allbeauty queens, in the flush of vic¬tory, exhibited universal charac¬teristics. When asked to make astatement for the press, the queenpondered, smiled charmingly, andsaid, "I’m so thrilled.” Gerard Piel, publisher of Scientific American, speaks in the cur¬rent Walgreen lectures series “Science in America.”Tomorrow’s lecture, the second in the series being given in SocialSciences 122 at 4:30 p.m., is "Founding fathers as social scientists.Friday’s lecture is "Our industrial culture. Later lectures are on"The patrons of science, John D. and John Q.,” "Security and heresy”and "Manifest destiny in the age of science.”Piel, publisher of Scientific American since 1946, was previouslyassistant to the president of Kaiser Co., 1945-46; and science editorof Life magazine, 1939-45.University of Chicago, Tuesday, November 29, 1955Page 2 \ THE CHICAGO MAROON November 29, 19SSTheREVISED STANDARDVERSIONBIBLEcanhelpyou!Because it iseasier to read and brings you newunderstanding of the Word of Life, theRSV Bible con bring you renewed incen¬tive to study God's Word. More thon3,500,000 people hove bought the RSVsince 1952.USE THIS COUPON TO ORDER BY MAILBerlin opens series of four ucrby sam . cancer society findingsIsaiah Berlin, university lecturer and fellow in philosophy, All Souls college, Oxford, deliv¬ered the first of a series of four public lectures on “The romantic revolution in political andmoral philosophy,” last Thursday evening in Breasted hall of the Oriental institute.Devoting his opening lecture to “The classical tradition” which the romantic revolutionin some important degrees de¬stroyed between 1760-1810,Berlin mentioned that his talkwould of necessity deal with thattradition’s large significations andlarge generalizations. From Platoon, the speaker asserted, the clas¬sical tradition had presumed thatethical problems had one solutionwith one method to be applied inreaching that solution. Ethicalquestions, such as how humanbeings should live, how tp discrim¬inate between good and bad andright and wrong,and what criteriato use in discriminating, wereall part of a central questionwhich c^rnld be summed up as‘Why should anyone obey anyone A University of Chicago professor has challenged the re¬sults of a survey by the American Cancer society whichattempted to establish a relationship between lung cancer andcigaret smoking.Dr. K. Alexander Brownlee, a research associate on thein subjectivity, and held that that It discarded the belief that inthere was a natural law which variety there was error, that only committee ^on statistics, speaking before a luncheon of theman had better not disobey, or, if in uniformity was the truth tobe found. In short, it substitutedfor the truth of the sage, the truthof the simple inner vision.The noted philosopher concludedby offering the theory that Kant,almost single-handedly, and quiteunwittingly, started the romanticrevolution, a statement which Ber¬lin promised to discuss at lengthhe did choose to ignore or disobeyit, had better do so for a shorttime only; otherwise he shouldbe cast out from the harmony ofnature.Objectivity vincit omniaFurthermore, this objectivity„pfnature was believed to be com-1 in his second lecture,municable. It was as possible tofind out what to do as it was pos¬sible to find out what somethingis. There were many theories as tohow this knowledge could best becommunicated. All virtues werecompatible (whatever led tomercy also led to wisdom). With American Statistical associa¬tion’s * Chicago chapter saidthat the ACS report indicatesit may have been unintentionallybiased by including too many non-smokers in the study samplegroups. Approximately 100 peopleattended the luncheon, entitled:“The lung cancer-cigaret contro¬versy: A problem in statistical in¬ference.”Philosopher speaks Friday The ACS survey involved inves-tigation of the smoking habits of188,000 men in nine states, includ¬ing Illinois. 20,000 women volun¬teers were employed in the sur¬vey. The study began in 1951 andresulted in reports implicatingcigarets as lung cancer producingagents.Brownlee said, according to theChicago Tribune, he suspectedmany nonsmokers participated inthe survey because they probablyfelt "virtuous” over the fact thatthey did not use tobacco.Another reason Brownlee gaveJacob Taubes, visiting lecturer in philosophy at Princeton „w„J1ICTr KUVt.university, will speak on campus Friday and Saturday. His for objecting to the lung cancerFriday lecture, “On the historical function of reason,” will be survey was because he felt thosegiven at 3:30 p.m. in Breasted hall, sponsored by the Federated participating in the study did notelse, or a group of persons?” The the universe a harmony, no true Theological faculty. On Saturday Taubes will participate in JXfSlns ‘where"the ^vesUe-fgreat revolution altered the ques- propositions could contradict each the conference of the Society for the Scientific Study of Re- we^e made ^ 1 1 ea*tion. but did not, of course, answer other. If you were good atvone ligion, which will convene onit finally.The romantic revolution, whosefirst changes were felt in litera¬ture and art, brought with it anoutlook which created the centralquestion, rather than so muchdiscovered or intuited it. Aesthe¬tic criteria were substituted forstrictly ethical ones. And withthese new criteria sprang up ateleological doctrine which sawthe world as "a gradually unroll¬ing plan” or pattern, and whichsaw as its problem to discover thefunction of everything in the plan,and to see how one function wasrelated to the functions of otherentities. It caught the inner pur¬pose or goal of everything. Thenew doctrine determined that ethical truths were to be deducedonly from patterns in which theyoccupied certain positions.Goof in subjectivityAt this point Mr. Berlin tracedcertain philosophical theoriesthrough the centuries until reach¬ing the organic pattern of states(the whole is greater than thesum of its parts). Until the romantic revolution, answers to all questions had been factual. Using akind of "cosmic utilitarianism”which stated that reality mustbe studied in order that you willnot be broken by it, that there isa certain nature in you seeking acertain kind of fulfillment, theclassical tradition shaped its meta¬physics, ethics and politics.The speaker went on to listsome pre-suppositions which thisclassical view involves. The firstwas the view of nature as a greatbody of facts to which one goesfor one’s solution. While the clas¬sical tradition admitted many dif¬ferent concepts of what exactlythis great body of facts was, allviews agred that it was an inte¬gral nature with a structure. Theteleological view of nature, withits notion of objectivity, held thatthere were many mistakes made thing, you were unquestionablygood at all things. Truth was oneand individual, and there weretherefore no moral distinctions assuch. Objective values were thosevalues which succeeded. The ro¬mantic revolution upset the clas¬sical idea that everything con¬demned was a form of ignorance. campus over the weekend.Taubes was born in Austria in1924 and studied philosophy, so¬ciology, literature, and theologyat the Universities of Zurich andBasle. Taubes came to the U. S.in 1949 on invitation of the 5ew-ish Theological Seminary in New York.Taubes then went to Israel asa lecturer in social philosophy atthe University of Jerusalem.Taubes returned to the U. S. in1952, coming to Harvard on aRockefeller foundation fellowship,and is spending the present aca¬demic year at Princeton. Brownlee said that better diag¬nosis in discovering lung canceris also responsible for the re¬ported steady incerase since 1900.Brownlee indicated that it is prob¬able that the same amount of lungcancer was prevalent prior to1900, but was missed by the in¬ferior diagnosis of those days.HI! JOIN ME FOR A LUCKY DR00DLE?WHAT’STHIS?For solution, seeporogroph below.HERE’S A DROODLE THAT PACKS A PUNCH. 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PRODUCT OV AMERICA’S LEADING MANUFACTURER OF CIGARETTESNovember 29, 1955 THE CHICACO MAROON Pago ?Sandwich shortageplagues Ida NoyesAlthough the Cloiser club eating area In Ida Noyes seldom hadmore than a handful of people eating there at one time this week,evidence of use of the machines could be found. For the secondSunday night in a row ice cream forpied the main diet of SRP mem¬bers, Maroon staffers, and others eating in the building as the sand¬wich machine showed empty.The sandwich machine was out of order temporarily at noon yes¬terday also, and the chocolate ice cream came out peach.Saturday, the chocolate ice cream was peach for a slight stretchloo, while the caramel became banana. Sandwiches from the newmachines startled a few students since both slices of bread are to¬gether on the bottom with the meat, fish, or cheese on top. It hasbeen surmised that this is to keep at least one slice from sogginess.Originally machines with pastry, sweet-rolls, pie, cake, soup, andhot dogs had been promised for service the whole time the buildingwas open. However, these were not installed. Now in operation aremachines dispensing soft drinks, coffee, hot chocolate, milk, icecream, and (when full) sandwiches.From 11:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. on week days additional service is avail¬able, with coffee, hamburgers, hotdogs, cheeseburgers, and foun¬tain service. Saturdays and Sundays however, this service is notojmmi ,Preregistration in divisions,schools, coming next weekCollege students wishing to make changes in their'registra¬tion, and most graduate student? may register for the winterquarter any day next week.Law registration is December 12-14. Graduate libraryschool registration, which also begins December 12, ends De¬cember 16. Divinity school students may register December13 or 14, while social service Seek missing UT opera featuresUC studentFormer UC student Howard Ra-siel, seen on the Midway sixmonths ago with a woman, ac¬cording to a family friend, hasbeen missing since June 1952. Asearch is now being made in theUniversity area for the Israelistudent, a veteran of the US armyand the Israeli navy.While in the US he becametrapped between conflicting de¬mands of two government agen¬cies, the department of immigra¬tion and naturalization, and selec¬tive service. He received a depor¬tation order for violating his stu¬dent visa after answering a draftorder by selective service, forwhich he was eligible as an alienstudent.Rasiel enrolled at UC in 1947,returning home in 1948 to fightfor Israel in the war with Arabstates. He returned to UC August20, 1950, and was drafted on May10, 1951.It is reported that his parentsare ill from worry in Tel Aviv. e. e. cummings playDeath, Santa Claus, Woman and Child have been cast forthe December 9 and 10 performances of Santa Claus, an operain five scenes by Leland Smith on a morality play by e.e. cum-cumings. The Mandel hall opera performances will be pre¬ceded both evenings by a University Theatre recital of DylanThomas’ pla^ Return Journey. Tickets at $1.50, $2 and $2.50are available at the Universitymusic department and Rey¬nolds club.Henri Noel will play Death,Denis Cowan, Santa Claus, Pa¬tricia Peterson, Woman, and LoisKarbel, Child, under Theatre Di¬rector Marvin Phillips. The operapresents an opposition betweenDeath, the arch fiend, the scien¬tist who knows, and Santa Claus,representative of all things good.Child (joy) and Woman (love)join with Santa Claus in the op¬position.The orchestration by music de¬partment member Smith consistsof two opposing groups: a sextetof stringed instruments and a sex¬tet of double reed instruments. Inaddition several passages include the glockenspiel and xylophone.The instrumentalists have beenselected from the Chicago Sym¬phony orchestra and the Lj-ricTheatre orchestra.Casting for Return Journey, aradio show originally producedon station BBC in London, wascompleted one week ago. GaryHarris is the narrator. The seventownspeople in Thomas’ story ofa man’s return to his home townin “search of his youth” are SteveBrown, Joan Blais, Ralph Estes,Alex Hassilev, Vim de R e g t,Laurie Richardson, Jerry Siegel,and Laury Zerkel. The narratortalks to the townspeople to findout their impressions of him as ayouth.Veterans enrolled under PL 346,PL 874, or as Canadian veteransmust take their prepared registra-administration registration,opening Monday, extends untilDecember 15.Except for education studentsregistration begins in the officeof the dean of students. Educa¬tion students begin registrationin the office of the secretary ofthe department of education. Reg- __ _istration hours in the deans’ of- Origin Ol SlBTS Russia's plan for German unificationunacceptable—Morgenthau, Rothfelsby Oliver LeeSoviet Russia’s conditions for German unification are unacceptable to the West, agreedHans Morgenthau, professor of political science, and Hans Rothfels, professor of history, intion cards to the adviser to veter- a discussion sponsored by the UC peace center and the International Relations club.ans at 940 E. 58th before going tothe registrar’s office.Stromgren to speak They are unacceptable, said Morgenthau, because, by insisting that Germany must haveno military alliances if it is to be unified, the Kremlin is really demanding that the UnitedStates withdraw from central Europe.Rothfels based his objectionfices, except business school, are8:30 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. and 1:30p.m. to 4:30 p.m. The businessschool hours are 9 a.m. to noonand again from 1 to 4 p.m.Following registration in thedean’s office the students mustregister in the registrar’s office,open from 8:30 to 11:45 a.m. andfrom 1 to 4 p.m. Fees must bepaid in the bursar’s office byWednesday, January 4. This of¬fice will be open on January 3 and4 from 9 a m. to 5 p.m. “Formation and evolution ofthe stars’* will be discussed thisevening by Dr. Bengt Stromgren.The lecture, open to the public, to the Moscow proposals onthe fact that the Russians in¬sist on the creation of a pro¬visional government composed ofEast and West Germans, whichwould then hold “free” elections.is at 8 p.m. in Eckhart 133. Dr”The communist members of suchStromgren, Sewell L. Avery dis¬tinguished service profbssor andchairman of the department ofastronomy, is director of both UCobservatories, Yerkes, at WilliamsBay, Wisconsin, and McDonald,in Texas.The lecture is sponsored by theastronomical society. a provisional government wouldsee to it, he said, that the electionsare endlessly postponed and wouldmeanwhile penetrate the countrystep by step.There was a basic disagreementbetween the two scholars aboutthe degree to which ideology playsa part in the diplomacy of RussiaCONGRATULATIONS and Germany. Rothfels, editor ofthe German Current History quar¬terly, held that the ideas of na¬tional interest existing in the pre¬revolutionary era have lost theirprimacy. The basic issue for Ger¬many today is one of human free¬dom versus sovietization, he said,and Lhe old ideas of territorialgains and cynical alliances are nolonger applicable.Morgenthau disagreesMorgenthau, on the other hand,maintained that West Germany’sprimary interest lies in unifica¬tion and the recovery of terri¬tories lost to Poland. In order toachieve this, West Germany mayone day make an agreement withRussia based on mutual strategicand other material interests, indisregard of ideological differ¬ences.In such an agreement, Russiawould sell out its East Germanstooges without the slightest com¬punctions, in return for a neutral¬ized Germany, Morgenthau pre¬dicted. West Germans would ob¬tain unification with the areasnow under East German and Pol¬ish rule, at the cost of renouncingmilitary cooperation with theWestern world. He said that theGermans know too much aboutcommunism to be in danger of being communized; Russia, on herpart, would sooner deal with aconservative Germany than onerun by incompetent communiststooges.So does RothfelsRothfels, in contrast, having de¬scribed Russia’s current proposalsas being aimed at the sovietiza¬tion of a united Germany, wenton to state that Russia could notafford the betrayal of East Ger¬many discussed by Morgenthau.The repercussions of such a be¬trayal would be grave, he said.Morgenthau, who is director ofthe center for the study of Amer¬ican foreign policy, pointed outthat the East-West struggle overGermany is a “gigantic battle forthe minds of men,” though heclearly did not think of this interms of ideology. The test of thesoundness of American or Rus¬sian policy, he said, is: to whatextent will either policy commandthe allegiance of West Germany?Military integration of West Ger¬many with Nato runs counter tothe primary political goal of allGermans — unification—for Rus¬sia cannot possibly allow unifica¬tion of a Germany committed tosupport NATO. Germans, there¬fore, resent AVnerica’s insistenceon military integration.Announcement. . .As a convenience, business hours are from 7 am. to1 1 p.m. The shop will be open Monday through Saturday.Ellen Coughlin Beauty Salon5105 Lake Park Ave. Ml 3-2060TERRY’S PIZZA“The World's Best'FREE DELIVERY TO ALL UC STUDENTSSMALL 1.00 LARGE 1.95MEDIUM 1.45 GIANT 2.95We also carry a full line mf Italian foods1518 E. 63rd Ml 3-4045Page 4 THE CHICAGO MAROON November 29, 1955EditorialsSafe driving cannot be ignoredTruth, justice, peace and safe driving—whocould be against any'of these? Who could bein favor of carelessness, negligence, deliber¬ate or unintentional breaking of importanttraffic laws? Yet carelessness, negligence, andlawbreaking lead to many accidents bringingmany injuries and much death each year.Thursday of this week has been set asideas Safe Driving Day. An attempt will be madenationwide for “not a single traffic accidentduring the 24 hours of December 1—in day¬light or darkness.” More intangible but per¬haps more important is the second purpose of the day: “Year-around public support foryear-around traffic safety programs ofproven effectiveness.”University students may consider them¬selves above such things as safe driving days—safe driving however must never be abovethem. Safe Driving Day, like ThanksgivingDay and Independence Day, is intended todraw attention to something for which oneday alone is hardly sufficient. Mature citizensof an intellectual community must be maturedrivers always.Clue administration on Quiz BowlOn Wednesday, December 7, the Universityof Chicago will enter competition in NBC’s“College Quiz Bowl” show for the secondtime. Two years ago UC met Washington andLee university and lost. December 7, UC willmeet another opponent, as yet unknown.Each week the school that wins will receive$500. When it loses each of its four con¬testants will receive a wrist watch.The “Quiz Bowl” has a number of inter¬esting possibilities. In case the administrationhas overlooked some of these, we bring totheir attention the following: 1. Equipmentfor “Quiz Bowl” competition costs nothing;The Maroon welcomes let¬ters to the editors on any sub¬ject of interest to University ofChicago students. Letters over250 words, however, will besubject to editing if space re¬quirements demand. Addressletters to the editors, Maroon,Ida Noyes hall. papers at Madrid, ABC is Mon¬archist, YA, Christian democrat,and Arriba, Falangist. Peopleknow it and each one buys whathe likes or all three if he likes.Likewise, four of the sixteenmembers of the Spanish cabinetare Falangists (Labor, Secretaryof Falange, Public Instruction andInformation, and Tourism), oneChristian Democrat (Foreign Af¬fairs), one Monarchist (PublicWorks), one Carlist monarchist(Justice), four military men (Sec¬retary of Presidence, Army, AirForces, Naval Forces), and theother five non-political experts(Finance, Interior—in charge ofPolice and Communications —Commerce and Industry). ThePresident of the Cortes, the Cham¬ber of Representatives in Spain,is Carlist monarchist. There isonly one political party in Spainto which you can, or not, belongand there are also pressuregroups.Mr. Oliver Lee: To theorize isnot the same thing as to dogma¬tize. To try to justify a fact, afactum, through a theoretical sys¬tem is not to impose, or to try toimpose, a statement as a dogma.The political regimes, as factsproduced in the social reality, arematters of fact, and can be Justi-»lllimnllHfllllllllllltlllllllllllllllllllltllllltlllllllll|||||||||||!|ltl!lllll!|||||f||tl||l!ll|||||||||!i||||||||||||||||||||||||||||U£Question articleon Spain lectureLet me try to make clearsome misinterpretations in¬cluded in the article by Mr.Oliver Lee entitled “Spaniard dog¬matizes .in attempt to justifyFranco regime” in Maroon issueNo. 31, November 15, 1955.Truly, today’s Spanish govern¬ments “is nothing but a systemof pressure groups” of severalkinds: political, professional, cul¬tural, religious, labor, economic,social, and so on. And they are“true pressure groups whosecommon denominator is anti-Marxism and who compete forthe perfection of the political or¬der.” For example, taking accountof the three great morning news-mmn m Fifty-Seventh at Kenwood eUNUSUAL FOOD IDELIGHTFUL |ATMOSPHERE jPOPULAR IPRICES §iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifi U. of C.HOLIDAYSPECIALFly first class onUnited Airlines toNew York CityDecember 16#for $32.91 (tax incl.)unlimited baggageallowanceCall Allan BirdPL 2-9648Send the CHICAGO MAROON to Your Parents,Friends or Relatives for Christmas. Only $3°°for a Year’s Subscription.Fill Out the Following Form and Send it to:! THE CHICAGO MAROONi 1212 E. 59th| CHICAGO, ILLINOISi Enclosed is $3.00 for a year's subscription to the Chicago MAROON. Pleasei send it to:! NAME ..• STREETI CITY STATE cfucacp11 laroonIssued every Tuesday and Fridas throughout the school year and Intermittentlyduring the summer quarter by the publisher, the Chicago Maroon, at 1212 Last59th Street, Chicago 37, Illinois. Telephones: Editorial offices, Midway 3-0800 evi1003 and 3266; Business and advertising office, Midway 3-0800, ext. 3265. Distrib¬uted to the University of Chicago campus through activities funds subscriptionsand subscriptions by mail, $3 per year.-'BUfiness office hours: 2 p.m. to 5 p m ’Monday through Saturday.Co-editors-in-chiefJoy S. Burboch Palmer W. Pinney2. Transportation for “Quiz Bowl” competi¬tion costs nothing; 3. Food for “Quiz Bowl”competition, like lotus, costs nothing; 4. If UCshould win every week for slightly less than1258 years, UC’s total winnings would be$32.7 million, not counting interest.We do not expect UC’s six contestants,Leonard Friedman, David Schlessinger,Dave Freifelder, Quentin Ludgin, RogerDowney and William Harmon to win everyweek for 1258 years. We know that becauseof the limited number of questions asked thebest team does not always win. But we wishthem luck.fied or, at least, explained theoret¬ically. Francisco Javier Condetheorized on the Spanish regime;he did not impose at all any state¬ment, he did not dogmatize.Actually, to lecture duringtwenty minutes on the InternalPolitics of Spain with special em¬phasis on theoretical foundationsis not an easy business and theuse by a political theorist of ex¬pressions such as “Christian per¬fection of social life,” “order bycommunion,” “the nationalistidea,” and so on, cannot be reprovduced with such an irresponsibil¬ity as Mr. Lee does.Regarding the Antonio deLuna’s lecture, his comments onthe virtues of Spanish nationalcharacter are not an exaggeratedstatement. Support of these char¬acteristics can be found in Stra-bon, Greek geographer (VI B.C.),and if you like better in C. J.Caesar’s De Bello Civile.Salustia.no del Campo Managing editorWilliam M. Brandon Business managerGary MokotoffTHE TREASURE CHESTRE-SALE SHOPLadies' Apparel of Superior Quality1536 E. 57th ’In the Art ColonyOn Campus withMaxShoiman(Author of^Barofoot Boy Wit* Cheek,” ele.)THE TRUE AND TRAGICAL TALE OFHAPPY JACK SIGAFOOSWho would have thought that Happy Jack Sigafoos, the boythe sky never rained on, would ever teeter on the edge of a lifeof crime?Certainly there was no sign of it in his boyhood. His homelife was most tranquil and uplifting. His mother was a niceplump lady who hummed a lot and gave baskets to the poor. II isfather was a highly respected citizen who could imitate morethan four hundred bird calls and once saved an elderly widowfrom drowning in his good suit. (That is, Mr. Sigafoos was inhis good suit; the elderly widow was in swimming trunks.)Happy Jack’s life was nothing short of idyllic—until he wentoff to college.In college Happy Jack quickly became a typical freshman-tweedy, seedy, and needy. He learned the joys of rounding outhis personality, and he learned the cost His allowance vanishedlike dew before the morning sun. There were times, it grievesme to report, when he didn’t even have enough for a pack ofPhilip Morris—and you know how miserable that can be! To bedeprived of Philip Morris’s gentle flavor, its subtly blendedtastiness, its trauma-repairing mildness, its ineffable excellence—why, it is a prospect to break the heart in twain!Happy Jack tried to get more money from home. He wrotepiteous and impassioned letters pointing out that the modernlarge-capacity girl simply could not be maintained on his meagreallowance. But all Jack got from home were tiresome homiliesabout thrift and prudence.Then one day a sinister sophomore came up to Jack and said,“I know how you can get more money from home.” Jack said,“How?” and the sinister sophomore handed him a sheet ofpaper. “For one dolla/\” said the sinister sophomore, “I will sellyou this list of fiendishly clever lies to tell your father when youneed extra money.”Jack read the list of fiendishly clever lies:1. A bunch of us fellows are getting together to buy a newhouse for the Dean of Men.2. A bunch of us fellows are getting together to buy a head¬stone for Rover, our late, beloved dormitory watchdog. .3. A bunch of us fellows are getting together to buy the collegea new fullback.4. A bunch of us fellows are getting together to endow a chairof fine arts.5. A bunch of us fellows are getting together to build our ownspace satellite.For a momeot, poor Jack was tempted; surely his father couldnot but support all these worthy causes. Then Jack's good up¬bringing came to the fore. He turned to the sinister sophomoreand said, “No, thank you. I could not deceive my aged parent so.And as for ydu, sir, I can only say—Fie!”Upon hearing this, the sinister sophomore broke into a hugegrin. He whipped off his black hat and pasty face—and who doyou think it was? None other than Mr. Sigafoos, Happy Jack’sfather, that’s who!“Good lad,” cried Mr. Sigafoos. “You have passed your testbrilliantly.” With that he gave Happy Jack a check for a halfmillion dollars and a red convertible containing four nubilemaidens.Crime does not pay! ©M“ ehulm‘n 1955The makers of Philip Morris, sponsors of this column, could not agn'emore. But we’ll tell you what does pay —smoking America’s gentlecigarette ... new Philip Morris, of corrislNovember 29, 1955 THE CHICACO MAROON Page 5Over 400 students join Student job opportunitiesNSA foreign tours in 1955 found limited by Surveyby Bruce Larkin ■ MTTC, . „ ^ , More than half of the colleges and universities in seven midwestern states have difficulty4l_0 LS collegians participated in National Student asso- jn placing students in jobs because of their religion or national origin.elation tours during 1955,^ the only large-scale tours wholly On the basis of answers from 151 colleges and universities, this fact was revealed in asupervised by a student group. seven-state survey of experiences and practices of college place offices in Illinois, Iowa, Indi-Typical of the “area” USNSA tours is a 75-day ‘“Tri-Nation ana« Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, and Wisconsin. The survey further indicated that only in Min-tmir” to Yugoslavia. Greece, and Turkey. NSA chorees S845 nesota- and Wisconsin did the proportion fall below one half. In these two states discrimina-tory practices hindered job op-portunities in 35 per cent andfor the tour, including ship and land travel, food, and lodging. ing far ahead on the problem of nity for all people is to be ob-All necessary costs of the tripare included in the pricecharged by USNSA.Of a different nature is the“Painting and scuplture tour,”during which participants visit nationality bias. served, a great deal of work isducted through USNSA education- 19 per cent of the cases. Approximately two thirds of all £oin£ t0 have to be done in con*al travel, inc., 48 W. 48th street, Results of the survey were re- „i a „ nection with the practice of col-Results of the survey were re- D]aeement offices in the seven ?ect101} Wltn tne pFactNew York The comoration is a leased bv the Midwest Fdurators placement °mces m the seven lege piacement offices and their. i, K‘ ^ corporation is a leased by the Midwest Educators states report they receive job or- clients in their relationships withwholly-owned subsidiary of the Committee on Discriminations m ders with discriminatory specifi- members of minority groups.”National Student association, and Higher Education, which conduct- cations attached. in addition tomuseums and architectural sites! TJjT, °i “!* 'h'« c°°PCTf °" witl; speeille discriminatory requests. .and have fuU opportunity to dis- ! °f Npw Y°rl<' Only students the Ant, ■ Defamation league of ,he study showed a marked tend- Offer COlirSCS' ...y and those just graduating may B’nai B’rith. The survey was made oc-ocuss what they see w„h compe- participate in the tour. uc etu. order to determinc ,he extent,e„t author,ties during the tour, dents are entitled to take part by and nature of discriminatory and '°rmS ‘° aSk m'ormaho" ab0UtThis tour, also 75 days in length, virtue of Student Government’scosts $895; visited during one’s membership in USNSA.stay are France, Italy, Holland,Belgium, Switzerland, and Aus¬tria.Twenty-two different Europeantours are planned for 1956.Emphasis in all tours is on theeducational benefits to be gainedwhile overseas. “Whirlwind”methods are shunned; time is al¬lowed for the tour group to dis¬cuss what it is seeing, and to Ward talks onRussian studentexchange plan race, creed, or national origin or in Britainpotentially discriminatory job to request a photograph of the ap- The Institute for Interm-placement practices in regard to plicant. Discriminatory requests tional education has informa-minon y gioup members. for prospectiVe employees came tion for students interested inQuestionnaires sent to 266 col- mos^ frequently from the field of summer study at British univer-lege placement offices through- businesS( rather than from teach- sities> their New York office an-out the seven states sought the ing, research, or other fields, ac- n°tmced. The schools offeringanswers to questions such as: cording to the survey. summer study are the UniversityHow often do employers, in the Less than one-seventh of the col- London,'the University of Ox-t o, . , , . , , market for a college student to lege placement offices refuse to f°rd’ the University of Birming-Is a Soviet Student exchange bjre> specify that he must be fill job orders containing discrimi- !Lam’ and Scottish universities,program desirable? Will it white, Protestant, or perhaps, a natory specifications. Two-thirds lbe . rst, two umversities arespend sufficient time in one place help bring peace? How should third generation American? What of the placement offices in allto see more than a tourist’s view. do the college placement offices states, as a whole, will accept job .^?1I.e1rII7ILirgl?am.sIn Switzerland, for example, one su h a pr°Eram be set up. do about such requests? orders with discriminatory specifi- p£<hlld atStratford-group may discuss relationships Richard Ward, former Maroon Racial prejudice, the study in- cations. Also a significant number . ' , > n e Scottish umver-between the US and Switzerland editor who visited the Soviet Un- dicated, causes the greatest dif- of the college placement offices *1, Universitywith a government official; those *on» w*d discuss these questions faulty in the securing of jobs for themselves asked questions on n ur£ *on the “Economics and politics at a meeting of Students for students. Religious bias placed the application forms about the ", courses given are: attour” visit Ruhr industry and, in Democratic Action, on Friday, second, and discrimination on the student’s race, religion, or nation- Stratford-on-Avon, “ShakespeareHolland, will be guests of the December 2. Ward will lead a dis- basis of national origin, third. The al origin, and requested a photo- and Elizabethan drama”; at Lon-Benelux Committee. cussion on any aspects of Soviet slight variations from this pat- graph. don, Literature and art in Eng-Extensive orientation on ship- exchange in which the partici- tern jn the separate states sur- In concluding the survey, the land> 1750-1850”; at Oxford, “Lit-board prepares the participant for pants are interested. veyed showed Minnesota leading Midwest Educators Committee erature, politics and the arts inthe places which he will visit. The meeting is to be held at Ida other states in religious discrim- states: “It is very evident that if seventeenth century England”;-All tours are planned and con- Noyes, at 3:30 p.m. inatory practices, and Iowa leap- the principles of equal opportu- and a* Edinburgh, “The Europeaninheritance.” All the courses willrun roughly from early July tomid-August.Further information can be ob¬tained by writing the Institute forInternational Education, 1 East67th street, New York 21, N. Y.The scholarship office here alsohas a brochure concerning theprogram, available in the Admin¬istration building, room 304.Middle Eastis topic of talkClifford C. Dancer andSaadat Hasan will speak on“The future of the MiddleEast: Israel and Egypt,” on Tues¬day, November 29, at 8:00 p.m. inSocial Sciences 201. Dancer is cur¬rently directing the work of theAmerican Education AbroadScholarship fund, and was for¬merly Executive Director of theFoundation for World Govern¬ment. Mr. Hasan is a member ofthe Executive Committee of theArab Students organization in theU.S.A. and one of the founders ofthe Arab Nationalist party. Thediscussion is being sponsored bythe University of Chicago Peacecenter.'Strange Case ofIHARDY skierI HER 2 was once a young fellow whodecided skiing was as easy as drivinga car on snow-covered roads.So one day he stepped into his new skitatop a slope, and pushed off. His friendswere aghast! Such confidence!.He knew little or nothing about the rulesof skiing—how to turn—how to stop—,how to use his poles and edges.What happened? That’s right.He ran smack into a large tree.Everybody on the slope said heshould learn the rules of skiingbefore taking such chances.But nobody mentioned that neither he—nor most of them—knew or practicedthe rules of winter driving,Doesn’t that seem awfully foolish—and _childish—when you think of the terrible,- death toll from winter traffic accidents?'Just in case, here are the six rules*of winter driving.'An official public •ervicemenage prepared byThe Advertiiing Councilin cooperation with thoNational Safety Council.*THE SIX RULES OF WINTER DRIVING1. Accept your responsibility.2. Get tho "fool" of tho road./3. Koep tho windshield dear.i 4. Use tire chains and good tiros.5. Pump your brakes.6. Follow at a sofa distanco. SAFE DRIVINGIS A MARK OF MATURITYJContributed as a public service byKIM REXALL PHARMACY FRANK'S FURNITURE WINTER'S, INC. JIMMY'SUNIVERSITY QUICK LAUNDRYUNIVERSAL CLEANERS&TAILORS CONNOR HARDWARE KOCA GIFT SHOP THE GALLERYTHE ALBUM PHOTOGRAPHERS HOME PLASTICS ANDERSON HARDWARE ROSE SHOPProgressivePaint and Hardware1158 E. 55NSA Discount Store Harper Sinclair Service56th & HarperRoad ServiceHyde Park Printing Co.1177 E. 55Distinctive Printing 55thandUniversity m Dr. Kurt RosenbaumSofe Driving Depends onGood VisionCompass Tavern1150 E. 55 Harry S. Brown1307 E. 55Wall Poper ondPointers' Supplies presentsKEN NORDINE—Star of "Faces In The Window"—Narrator On The Hit Record\ "Shifting, Whisperi'ng Sands"Nordine Will• MC the offbeat revieW• Answer requests for poetryread short suspense stories.ALSOPEGGYTAFT The FREDKAZShows Wed. thru Sun.'Start 9.00 P,M.1037 W. GRANVILLENo. Min. or Cover FreeEccept Fri. & Sat. $2.00 ParkingpPage 6 THE CHICACO MAROON November 29# 1955Coming events at UCTuesday, November 29Intervarsity Christian fellowship lunch¬eon, 12:30 p.m., Ida Noyes.MAROON staff meeting, 3:30 p.m.. IdaNoyes.Psychology club lecture, “Psychology ofa protozoan, Paramecium aureUa,"4 p.m., Social Science 122.Glee club rehearsal, 7:15 p.m., Rosen -wald 2.Rocket research society meeting, 7:30p.m., Eckhart 203.Heine-GeldemLecture, "Chinese influence in the artof Mexico and Central America," byRobert von Heine-Geldern, U. of Vi¬enna, 8 p.m.. Breasted hall.Peace center lecture. “The Middle East:Israel and Egypt,” 8 p.m., Social Sci¬ence 122.Astronomical Society lecture. “Forma¬tion and evolution of the stars.” byBengt Stromgren, director of Yerkesobservatory, 8 p.m., Eckhart 133.Mountaineering club meeting, 8 p.m.,Rosenwald 26.Wednesday, November 30Walgreen lecture, “The founding fathersas social scientists," by Gerard Piel,publisher of Scientific American, 4:30p.m.. Social Science 122.Zoology club, “Psychology of the silk¬ worm brain and the control of neuro¬section," William G. VanderKloot,Harvard XT., 4:30 p.m., Zoology 14.Carillon recital, 4:30 p.m., Rockefellerchapel.Ida Noyes hall: Bowling, 7-9 p.m., rollerskating 7-9, mixed swimming, 7:45-9:15.Camera club slide exhibition and con¬test. 7:30 p.m., Eckhart 202.Modern dance club, 7:30 p.m.. Ida Noyes.Intervarsity Christian fellowship biblestudy. 7:30 p.m., Ida Noyes.International relations club lecture.“Power politics In the Middle East.” byFayez Sayegh, Yemeni counsellor atUN. 8 p.m., International house.Country Dancers, 8 p.m., Ida Noyes.Thursday, December 1Statistics seminar, “Some general as¬pects of successive process of statis¬tical inferences.” Prof. Tosio Kita¬gawa, Kyusyu U., 4 p.m., Eckhart 207.Microbiology club, “Studies on themetabolism of transepoxysuccinic acidand tartaric acids in some micro¬organisms,” 4:30 p.m., Rickatt N 1.NAACP full chapter meeting, 7:30 p.m.,Ida Noyes.Economics seminar, Prof. Wassily Leon-tief, Harvard U., 7:45 p.m., Law South.International house movie: I can getit for you wholesale (American), As¬sembly hall, 8 p.m., 35 cents.Varsity basketball game, UC vs. 5thArmy HQ., 8 p.m., Field house.Lecture: “The romantic revolution:fromKant to Schopenhauer,” Isaiah Berlin,Oxford U., 8:30 p.m.. Breasted hall.Friday, December 2Lecture, “On the historical function ofreason.” by Prof. Jacob Taubes ofPrinceton U., 3:30 p.m.. Breasted hall.Students for democratic action, 3:30> p.m.. Ida Noyes.Walgreen lecture, “Our industrial cul¬ture,” by Gerard Plel, 4:30 p.m., SocalSciences 122.Mathematical biology club, “Someprobabilistic cutaneous thermal spotsand remarks on a two-factor modelfor cold recpetors,” 4:30 p.m., 5741Drexel.Lutheran students, supper and discus¬sion on “The Word and the world,”6 p.m.. Chapel house.Ida Noyes hall: bowling, 7-9 p.m., mixedswimming, 7:45-9:15.Hillel sabbath service, 7:30 p.m., andfireside, discussion in observance ofJewish book month, 8.15, 5715 Wood-lawn.Cbanning club discussion, “Reconcilia¬tion: the task of maturity," 8 p.m.,5638 Woodlawn.University concert, the New Music quar¬tet playing works by Beethoven, Je¬rome Rosen, and Ililan Usmanbas,8:30 p.m., Mandel hall. Skiers to beshown movies Reports on BandungNow that the winter winds havestarted to blow, and snow can beobserved (sometimes) on ourcampus, ski enthusiasts havestarted to crawl out of their holesafter a summer hibernation. RobHowell, a ski instructor, has an¬nounced that ski movies will beshown at Bartlett gym tonight at7:30. Admission is free.The American Youth hostel isalso showing ski films at LaneTechnical high school, December3 at 8:15. The films are personallynarrated by Sverre Englen, a not¬ed skier. Tickets are $1.10 and areavailable either at the door or atthe AYH office, 431 South Wa¬bash Avenue, WA 2-6667. All seatsare unreserved.Sayegh to talkon Middle East“Power politics in the MiddleEast" will be the topic of a lecturetomorrow by Fayez Sayegh,charge d’affaire of the Arableague delegation in New York.The lecture will take place at 8p.m. in International house, andis sponsored by the InternationalRelations club.Sayegh is accompanying thesecretary - general of the Arableague on a two-day lecture tourin the Chicago area. by Oliver LeeRacial problems were handled with surprising moderationat the Afro-Asian conference in Bandung last spring, saidWilliam B. Lloyd, Jr., in a talk on “Bandung and the strength-ening of the UN anti-Colonial bloc” sponsored by the Socialistclub Wednesday, November 16.Lloyd, who is editor of the anti-colonial newsletter, “To¬ward Freedom,” pointed out ~—7 :that instead of attacking ment on mere dlscus^n of thethat, instead or attacking Algerian problem, gives a mea*W estern colonialism, the Ban- ure Qf jar the Western pow-dung nations called for the elim- ers have retreated from the prin-ination of racism everywhere, in- cjpie Gf self-determination.”eluding their own countries. Independence will be achievedAnother achievement of Ban- by most of the 200 million peopledung was its stimulation of Com- now living in non-self-governingmunist China’s offer to negotiatewith the United States, Lloyd held.But when asked whether he dis¬cerned any real change in Red territories, Lloyd asserted, “soon¬er or later, peacefully or throughviolence.” We should thereforesee to it that the United StatesChina’s foreign policy as a result works with rather than againstof Bandung, rather than mere this trend, he said,tactical moves, Lloyd could only While admitting that independ-point to an increased hospitality enee does not always bring forthon the part of Red China towards admirable political institutions,visiting dignitaries. Lloyd stated that newly independ-Lloyd reviewed the role of the ent states such as Burma andUnited Nations in 1949 in the Indo- India may show us new ways ofnesian rebellion, noting that “this combining economic democracyfull-fledged UN intervention in a with political democracy andcolonial dispute, when compared thereby revitalize the institutionswith the recent UN voting align- of the West.Opera House, Mon., Dec. 12,8:30 p.m.MODIKN AMERICA'S MAN Of MUSIC”Ticketson sale atOpera Housenow! H KENTONand t i s orchestraAnd America's Favorite SingerROY HAMILTONWl;rc 'S1/or... S2i© asp /ed for itOnce upon a time there was a snazzy squab rmnwlCleopatra living in Egypt. She came from a very goodfamily and had a figure like a million bucks.One day she met Julius Caesar, who was Roamin’ Egypton a very liberal expense account.Ah ha, thinks Cleo, “here is where I create about mypages for The Decline and Fall of the Jloman Empire. WhenI’m through with this boy, I’ll be Queen of Egypt andhe’ll be selling his memoirs in drugstores for two-bitsa copy.** So she went for the full count at a high-priced beautysaloon and bougSt several quarts of Midnight on thePyramids.But Caesar wasn’t buying the pitch- “Hmmm,” ttifalmCleo, “I’ll finesse the Queenship with my ace.”Whereupon she sauntered in with several tankards of thefine beer that Egyptians had been brewing for thousandsof years. (Let’s face it—here comes the commercial.)“By Jupiter,” said Julie, “this is good! Such clear, spar¬kling brilliance! Such refreshing flavor! Such creamy foam!Be mine.:. be Queen... but above all be generous withthis delightful brew! Wherever did you learn to make it?”“Why... my mummy taught me,” she answered coyly,passing him a pretzel.And from then on, Cleo clung to Caesar; even in Romswhere she heard a soothsayer mutter something aboutthe Ides of March.“Ah, the Ides of March,” exclaimed Cleo, “that’s BockBeer time in Egypt.”Not long after, Caesar gotrubbed out, and Cleo gotherself hack to Egypt whereshe carried on with MarcAnthony until Augustusupped and fixed his wagon.Anthony did himself in andCleo did likewise when hercharms failed to aweAugustus.“I’ll take^a short bier,” saidCleo as she lay dying fromthe asp’s sting.And so ended the career ofone of the best salesmen thatbeer ever had.*MORAL: You, too, can make social conquestswith the help of fine beer. Treat a friendto a bottle of Budweiser. And (unless he*t atightwad) htfs sure to return the compliment*LAGS* SSIRANHEUSER-BUSCH, INC. • BT. LOUIS • NEWARK • LOS ANGELESNovember 29, 1955 THE CHICACO MAROON Page 7Maroon soccer teamends dismal seasonby Ralph HirschThe Maroon soccer team has concluded a spectacularly unsuccess¬ful season. After beginning auspiciously with two wins and a tie infour games, Chicago lost the six remaining games, including one bythe lopsided score of 5-0 to unheralded Purdue.One does not have to go far to find reasons for the. Maroons’ weakperformance. Six major lettermen, including all-conference starsGodfrey, Rosen and Czamanske, . „ “ I ~mgs, we find Morton, lacking apowerful line and good coordina¬tion, with their excellent goal¬keeper not enough to outweigh Varsity harriers lose finale, 23-25UCTC runner-up in AAU meetdid not return to the squad thisyear. Horeover, coach Alvar Her-manson suggests, attendance atpractice sessions was unusually these defects,poor this season. This, in turn, Purdue seemed almost invinci-may partly account for the streak ble the day they played UC. Their by Walt DeikeIn the Varsity cross countryseason’s finale UC lost 23-25 toMidwest Conference champion Al¬bion college, but Isaac “Tinkle"Heyns was victorious over enemyand conditions in a fitting celebra¬tion of his 31st birthday. He com¬pleted the four mile snow-sweptcourse in 23:05. Art Omohundrowas on his way to Buffalo, N. Y.,to aid the UC Track club in an at¬tempt to upset the New York Ath¬letic club.of injuries hampering team performance.Offense SaggedThe main defect of the teamwas clearly its lack of a potentoffense. Indeed, Chicago averagedonly 1.1 goals scored per game, asagainst 2.7 for its opponents. Con¬spicuously lackii^ was the rap¬port between the halfbacks andthe forward line which is essen¬tial if the ball is to be kept in theopposing team’s territory. TheMaroon defense, although gener¬ally sound, was simply not equal offense looked fast and accurate,their defense strong and consist¬ent. Three conference losses, how¬ever, would indicate that otherteams found them less overwhelm¬ing.Earlham played an energetic, ifsomewhat erratic, game. Theyshowed a good deal of polish anda certain tendency toward indi¬vidual play.Wheaton’s style of play has be¬come almost a trademark. Thefastest and best-conditioned teamin the conference, they playedChicago’s opponents in the Mid¬west conference showed approx¬imately the usual over all level ofperformance this year. Startingat the bottom of the league stand-READER'SThe Campus Drug Store61st and Ellis Opposite B-JThe winner in our"Dinner for Two** Contestthis week IsPETE MADDENIt’s a pleasure to get to know Old Spice After ShaveLotion. Each time you shave you can look forward to some¬thing special: the Old Spice scent—brisk, crisp, fresh asoutdoors...the tang of that vigorous astringent—ban¬ishes shave-soap film, heals tiny razor nicks. Splash onOld Spice—and start the day refreshed!Add Spice to Your Life. r. Old Spice For MenSHU LT O N Now York • Toronto ner-up position in a field of nineteams for the second year in arow, beating a number of strongteams such as th Toronto Olympicclub and Penn AC.Ashenfelter winsHorace Ashenfelter and Fred time for the ten thousand metercourse was 31:39.1, a new record.UCTC winsOn Thanksgiving Day theUCTC easily beat Wheaton Col¬lege 17 to 38 in the annual CentralAAU five thousand meter run atWilt of the NYAC took first and Waveland Golf Course. Kelly wonsecond positions as expected, but easily in 15:44.0 as Lamb, Deike,they .had to work for it as Bob Omohundro, and Heyns complet-Kelly and Phil Coleman of the ed the team scoring in 3rd, 4th,UCTC finished close behind in 7th, and 10th places,third and fourth; Ben Almaguer, Yesterday, Varsity star Omo-Omohundro, and Lawton Lamb hundro competed in the NCAAcame in 17th, 19th, and 30th, re- meet at East Lansing, Michigan.Hosea Martin ran a strong race spectively. In spite of the wet and Results were not yet available atin 4th place while Dan Trifone,Bill Krol, and Ned Price finished4th, 9th, 10th, and 11th.On November 20 the UC Trackclub participated in the NationalAAU cross country champions forthe second straight year. Although slippery footing, Ashenfelter’s press time.JV basketballers winJoe Stampf’s junior varsity bas-Coach Ted Haydon had hoped to ketballers got off to a fine startupset perennial champion New with both its “A” and “B’’ teamsYork AC, he was not disappointed winning over the squads fromas the team finished in the run- Timothy Christian, a privateto the burden thus placed upon it. with blinding speed and enthusi¬asm, but with little technique.They headed the ball frequentlyand effectively.The Navy Pier Illini showed agreat deal of ball-control, sharpand accurte shooting, and a strongtendency toward solo play.Indiana, conference championfor the first time, exhibited excel¬lent technique and consistency.An outstanding halfback line fedthe forwards a steady stream ofpasses. Their forwards were high¬ly aggressive and quite accurate.“Those fellows really kick the ball!*!S5j»FLouise BarkerphotographerPortraitsof thestudentby anartist1457 E. 57th St.BU 8-0876 i& "A delicious French comedy—Fer-nondel is a joy throughout"n.v. herald trid.FERNANDEL<» * i/,7;y*r/«/ “four Jt ftirr'r""MB SHOPmSvscs,MAfftOM AT DtVtSttft school from East Cicero. The bas¬ketball doubleheader was playedat Bartlett gymnasium last Wed¬nesday.Th “B” team led throughout tobeat Timothy Christian’s secondteam by a score of 31 to 7. Despitethe convincing score, the B team’sballhandling and passing wassloppy. Only in the last quarterdid the second stringers run offsome nice play patterns. Becker’saccurate shooting accounted for19 of the 31 points, and Stewart’srebounding helped the JVers keepcontrol of both backboards.After a slow start, the “A” teamrolled over Christian’s varsity bya score of 56 to 28. At one time inthe second quarter the score was12-12, but then the Maroons brokethrough and scored 20 of the next22 points. The difference betweenthe two JV squads was evident asfar as ballhandling and team co¬ordination went. As in the firstgame, the home team’s superior¬ity in rebounding helped themgreatly. Davey stood out for the“A” team, scoring 21 points anddoing a good job of working theball in from his guard position.Goldblatt also scored in doublefigures.JV plays MondayIn both games the zone defensewas employed, a defense whichtends to slow the game down andrequires good team coordinationby the offense. How well the JVteam does this year will be fur¬ther determined in what shouldbe a more difficult game Mondayagainst St. Procopius at Bartlettgym.Students presenting their ID cards atbox office will be admitted for 50c an;week night. Saturday and Sundays until5 p.m.an invaluable messageto all college studentsIF I WERE 21by ADLAI STEVENSONin the December issue ofCoronet magazinenow on sale at all newsstands COCKTAILS 5 to 9 p.m.• TUESDAY• at 9:15• extravagant• rhythm• and songs• in the• calypso• style!Conrads EstanemegoIn ExcitingCALYPSO DYNAMITEwith T.V. Hallcompass5473 S. Lake ParkFA 4-2800Distinctive Gifts For EveryoneIn All Price RangesTERMS AVAILABLEJ. H. WATSONJEWELERS1200 E. 55th St. HY 3-0773Page 8 THE CHICAGO MAROON November 29, 195$Camera club holds exhibitand color slide contestCamera club holds a slide exhibition and contest Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. in Eckhart 202.This contest is open to the campus, and the Camera club and urges that all people who takecolor slides enter five or their best. Prizes will be given.Judging in the contest are two representatives of the Photographic Society of Americaand a Camera club member. First prize is a slide viewer donated by Model camera shop.Second prize is a set of two books, How to Take Better Color Slides, third prize, a one quarter smembership in the Cameraclub.Anyone may enter up to fiveslides, either 35mm or 2XA x 214,preferably be bound in glass, al¬though the cardboard ready-mounts will be accepted. Theyshould be marked on the upperright hand corner when the slideis in position in the projector.Also, they should be marked withthe owner’s initials or with someother means of identification.Slides should be entered at theStudent Activities office in IdaNoyes by 3 p.m. Wednesday.According to Jordan Holtzman,President of the Camera club:“People should not feel that theirslides will not be good enough.There will be many slides bothgood and not so good. I hope thateveryone will enter their bestslides. The judges will also givesuggestions on how people canimprove the quality of their slidesand in this respect I believe thateveryone will benefit by enter¬ing." Offer Christmas travel discountsAgain this year, the New York Central will give 28 per cent dis.counts to students and faculty traveling round-trip to New Yorkfor Christmas.The rates apply for groups of 25 or more traveling together on thogoing trip and returning separately or together by January 8. Ar¬rangements may be made through John Stocks Travel service in theadministration building.Entered in a black and white exhibit held last year by the camera clubwas this portrait taken by George Zygmund. Exposure was 1/100 at f/5.6on ilford FP3 film, developer was FR X-33. Print was on ilford plastika.It was taken with a foih derby camera.This year the camera club wifi hold a color slide exhibit, Wednesday,at 7:30 p.m. in Eckhart 202. 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