F*P£r n this■ MAROON Ventuc#issue ■ a literary supplement ® «'c«iDean of Students denies [ SU to feature 'Pogo-Hop'UMT favored by Hutchinsby John HurstA meeting of deans of students of close to a score of midwestern colleges and universities Under the disguise of “Pogo Hop,” the first C-Dance ofthe Winter Quarter will begin at 9 p.m. tomorrow evening atIda Noyes. The dance department of Student Union will at¬tempt to see that for once all promised attractions appear,including a danceable orchestra, a comedy skit, and necessaryfiddle-dee with the awards to winners of the slightly wacky‘Togo Hop” contest.. a nomination for him should beto discuss the effect of the draft on students will be held here Monday, according to an an- students1 an^members^of thO diately mt° Student Umon imme*nouncement by UC dean of students Robert M. Strozier. faculty who most resemble either The admisison charge to Satur-The meeting, said Strozier, will discuss the effect of the draft on campus morale and what by, charact®r or actions, the char- day night’s revelries is 75 cents.. , , . , , ,, , , , ... , , .. j acters m the Pogo comic strip per person. All those attendingposition the various dean of students ought to take with regard to the draft. close Saturday afternoon. If there the basketball game are encour*In announcing the meeting, Strozier commented at the request of our reporter on a story, is any°ne especially suited and aged to drop by afterwards andreported last month by the As-sociated Press, to the effect tblue their education until theythat the Association of Ameri- are selected for military service,can Universities had “unanimous- Da sen<js jenerly” adopted a resolution propos- InTa letter to parents of maleing universal military training College students, College deanand service for all 18-year-olds. At of students John R. Davey at-tliat time, former UC chancellor tempted to clarify the situationRobert M. Hutchins was a repre- iast month regarding the draft,sentative on this body. The letter said in part:Hutchins onti-UMT “Under existing regulations,Citing the fact that Hutchins male students between 18 and 26“did not favor universal military who are making satisfactorytraining.” Strozier expressed progress in a full program ofdoubts that all member schools studies will be permitted to corn-had voted. plete the present academic year.Concerning the draft, Strozier Younger men can expect that theylast month released to male stu- will be permitted to conitnue indents on campus a copy of the school on the same terms, at leastinformation then at hand. The until the end of the academiccopy, which reportedly has been year in which they attain theirposted on all campus bulletin 18th birthday.” deserving of one of these awards, make an evening of it.University of Chicago, January 12, 1951 31Noted Negro educator praisesMae Svoboda elected to progress in cival rights struggleStudent Union presidency1 Mae Svoboda has been elected to succeed Earl Nielson aspresident of Student Union. She was elected by acclamationafter the other candidates declined.i, Svoboda, in a MAROON interview, said, “SU hopes to[present many events in the near future that will be of more* interest to more students. Plans are now being made to expandour program.”I Advances from chairman1 Among Svoboda’s past ac¬tivities are: worker in WSSF,circulation manager of Pulse,A president of Delta Sigma, secre-*tary-treasurer of ASPA, memberof SG Assembly, and treasurer ofSU. She is a member of Nu PiSigma.SU is now formulating plansfor a musical show to be pre¬sented early in May.To serve donutsThe show will be produced by•lean Milles in conjunction withRob Gutchen, SU Special EventsManager. Experienced script writ¬ers and technicians are neededb Sell symphony tickets50 cent student tickets for theChicago Symphony program of Fri¬day afternoon, January 19, will beon sale today in Mandel corridor.Leonard Bernstein will conductthe following program:Haydn... .Symphony in B flat majorRavel Piano Concerto in G(Bernstein soloist)Stravinsky... .Le Sacre du Printemps Soviet touristtells of tripMrs. Dorothy Cole, chairwomanof the Chicago Council of Ameri*Students flockto Noyes Box4 by Russell BlockThe first Noyes Box of thisimmediately. Tryouts for parts in quarter was held last Sundaythe musical will be conducted night. Student Union had pre¬mier dieted that it would be bigger andSU will work with the Adminis- ^“er ,than ever be*?!'e' °vertration in the future in an attempt tbe e"t,rf b?mpus ®U pos‘ersto make entrance exams more advertised this New Noyes Box.friendly. SU will provide cokes AnJ} 11 waf JUS|; th“f‘ . . . ,and donuts, served by hosts and NeablV two hundred studentsJ were in attendance. And, fromthe comments, it was a great suc¬cess. This success was due to twofactors. First, was the excellentpublicity given it by the MAROONand SU posters and calendars.The second, and certainly mostimportant factor, was the workand planning that SU put into it., Four S125 graduate research thf STo—us^bSng'tte1 £?W ** made availab.le floor show. This was provided by. Brazilian government in Delta S1 ,n the /orm o( a'^Zlliab,bb'V.erf.‘ti!S enjoyable fashion show. Of note.hostesses, to the examinees.fBrazil studyawards givenalso, were the hostesses, whohelped to acquaint everyone andto keep the spirit moving. A bet-1951 academic year. Both menand women are eligible to apply.I Candidates must be American w ^citizens and must present proof of ter variety and selection of rec-v\ a a, degree from an American or(js aiso added to the success ofT college or university, a good thjs New Noyes Box. As usual,Knowledge of Portugese, good refreshments and a candle-lit at-academic record, and capacity for mosphere were provided,^dependent study. This Sunday and every Sunday,Application blanks may be se- the New Noyes Box will open atcured from US Student Program 8 p.m. in the Cloister Club of Idatbe ,Institute of International Noyes. The Quadrangle Club willEducation, and must bo filed be- be there this Sunday to providelore February 15. entertainment. How about you?. An optimistic view of today’s picture in the Negro’s fight for equal rights was expressedhere Tuesday by Charles S. Johnson, president of Fisk University.Johnson presented his ‘‘interim report” to close to 500 persons assembled in Leon Mandelhall. His talk was sponsored jointly by the UC Committee on Education, Training and Re¬search in Race Relations, and the Sidney Hillman Foundation.Calling the issue of equal rights for Negroes one which is now ‘‘urgent and imperative,Johnson went on to say thestruggle “is no longer one as negatively-worded guarantees,where Negroes are the prime He also pointed to what hemovers. called a new importance given toCites shift m emphasis color in world affairs. The thirdThrough two world wars, John- force he listed as the “emergenceson finds, the “center of gravity” in world consciousness of an af-has shifted from the struggle of firmative concept and doctrine of ^^V1fertri^ri^dsb^p’recen.t.1/y• . , human rights 99 turned from the ^Varsaw Worlda minority for equal rights to . ' .. Peace Conference and an exten-steps being taken by the majority u ®* P°l,t,co ex|**‘,,e"c® sive tour of the Soviet Union, willto assimilate this minority. “Race ™ ™Relations as a term has now been which is working in behalf of the Mrf c*ole who was first chair.replaced by “Human Relations,” Negro in his struggle for equal man of the Cook Count L uehe averred. rights. 'The promotion of a new of Women VoterS) and has b|enJohnson cited three main forces coalescen'-e °£ human rights with- board member of the Urbanwhich are currently chancing the ^ ^mpbasis on race; religion, League for 22 years, will reporta e curremiy cnanging tne etc., has become a matter of po- on her recent fravel exoeriencespicture of human relations and litical expedience,” he asserted. as rejated to the auestionof worldcivil rights. The first is what he “The US must give a living em- peace MrsColeissponsoredterms the modification of the old bodiment to our democratic ideol- LYL ^ ^concept of a common law” to in- ogy, and must do it in a way thatelude positive assertions as well can be believed by the world.”UC employesfavor coverageA preliminary report on theoutcome of a recent vote takenamong UC employees on the ques¬tion of social security coveragefor the University was issued thisweek by Joseph M. Herrmann,director of personnel.A projection on the basis of re¬turns already in, Herrmann indi¬cated, show that the majority infavor of coverage will approach95 per cent. In order to qualifyfor coverage, a two-thirds major¬ity is needed.Herrmann stated the necessaryforms and petitions have beenfiled and coverage will begin forthe affirmative voters as of Jan.1, 1951.Photo by KellickGloria Karasik and Barbara Horvitx, Delta Sigmas, display latest UCfashions at the Noyes Box, File for FulbrightDean Robert M. Strozier remindsall interested parties that the dead¬line for application for exchangefellowships under the Fulbright pro¬gram expires on January 15. Theexchange offers chances to lectureand do research in Austria.Pa$e 1 THE CHICAGO MAROON January 12, 1951Review revises role ID councilliterary contest holds talksA series of career conferences,The Chicago Review announces the details of a comprehen- entitled “Dollars and Sense,” issive overhaul. In response to student need, it will continue to being sponsored by the Inter¬give its staff a chance to get a working knowledge of literary Dormitory Council. Oriented tocriticism by reading and discussing a large number of manu- jjj* Sksare all. 'vomen’scripts.Although the material received in the past has been mostlyfrom off-campus writers, the Isued once weekly by the publisher, The Chicago Maroon, at the publicationoffice, 570« South University Avenue, Chicago 37, Illinois. Telephones: EditorialOffice, Midway 3-0800, Ext. 1012; Business and Advertising Offices, Midway3,0800, Ext. 1011. Distributed free of charge, and subscriptions by mail, $4 per yearReview believes that the func¬tion of a college literary maga¬zine includes the encouragementof student talent. To facilitatestudent acquaintance with crea¬tive literature, the price of theReview will be lowered.Holds contestIn order to stimulate campusliterary effort as well as to coaxout of hiding the creative material mundane aspects of the publica¬tion.Exponds staffIn order to accommodate whatthe Review believes is a real lite¬rary interest at the University,it plans to expand its staff. Inter¬ested students should leave theirnames and addresses at the Reyn¬olds Club information desk. Beginning Wednesday, January17, with a talk by Miss Betty Orrof the Vocational Guidance Office,and continuing for three weeks,various faculty members willspeak and answer questions onjob opportunities in their respec¬tive fields.The first conference will be heldGates Hall at 7 p.m. The CHARLES GARVINEditor-In-Chief MemberAssociated OoltefSinte Pres*UC veterans note Letter*July 25, 1951, will be a critical * * *inHayek, Wootennow on campus, the Review plansto hold a prose and poetry con- s-1 s* oli flnailYl tfi$l1Y\teat. Prizes will be offered for the CUlofl UUIUTUUIUUbest poem and the best shortstory, which will be published inthe Review; further details willbe announced later.Instead of being rigidly divided Two internationally - knowneconomists will present clashingviews on national planning and itseffect on freedom at a public sym¬posium on “Freedom Under Plan- MAROON calendar will list allfuture discussions.The talks are planned to coverthree specific areas: the occupa¬tional potentialities of variousfields of specialization, the rela¬tionship between the College pro¬gram and these potentialities, andthe technique of getting and keep¬ing a job. date in the education and train¬ing program of the Servicemen’sReadjustment Act.The amended act provides thata veteran must have commencedhis course of education withinfour years after the date of hisdischarge or by July 25, 1951,whichever is later, in order to beeligible for financial assistance.Further information on theAct’s regulations can be obtainedfrom Mr. Joseph Borbely, Advi¬ser to Veterans, 940 East 58thstreet.info the literati and the moppers, ning” at 8 p.m., Tuesday, at Roose-th© staff is organized cooperative- velt College.ly so that each member comesin contact with both esoteric andAid job census Friedrich Hayek, economist,author and educator, and Dr. Bar¬bara Wooten, a prominent mem¬ber of Britain’s Labor Party, will Richard II in rehearsalUniversity Theatre lists cast Dear Sirs!I am a german girl of the Sair-gebiet, near France.I should like to write with someyoung fellows of an other coun¬try.I am nineteen years old undworks as a clerk in the officefrom the tramway of our town.There I am, since 5 years. In theyears 1941-’44 I had learned eng-lish. Since this time I have neverhad any occasion to write or toread english. Now I have thought,that there are many young fel¬lows in america, they likes towrite with a germany girl. In theprime of live all people likes toknow how an other country isthinking and doing and if I capwrite withThe UC community inventory is••-operating with the U.S. CensusBureau m a survey which startedmi Chicago today to gather iafor-metion on the kinds of jobs people■ow have and the types of jobsl4iey have held since they startedworking.The Inventory's director, PhilipM. Hauser, sociology professor, will•nalixe and publish the Survey'sinsults. Shakespeare’s Richard II, scheduled for performance by coYdd learn agSn^hTeifglislT^n^be platform opponents for the dis- University Theatre on February 3 and 4, has completed its guage.cussion sponsored by the Roose- first week of rehearsals in the UT quarters on the third floor in the exsDectation that vonVeiL vT'Si °n, TS of the Reynolds club. would be so' friendly and makeSerfdom” will warn that Txten The production employes only 17 actors. Richard is played known this to your auditory isive planning for society is incom- by Francis Weaver, Bolingbroke by Alex Hassilev. The roles finnished my letter,patible with democracy and can of Gaunt and Carlisle are In thankfulness for youry taken by Hugh Weideman. Earle, Jerry Cunllffe and Charles troubles.'Tonight at 8:307gives first Fry lead to a loss of all individualfreedom, economic and political.Wooten will oppose this view,holding that freedom is assuredthrough a planned economyand that no individual can be freein the face of economic and socialhazards. She will present Eng¬land’s experience as proof that adirected economy does not haveto be the death-warrant for pri¬vate enterprise nor lead to politi¬cal dictatorship. Otis Imboden plays Mowbray, Jacobs.Richard Eliel is York. Paul Sillsis Northumberland, ThomasStrauss plays Percy, and JonJackson does Aumerle.Feature queen, two dutchessesBushy, Green and Bagot areplayed, respectivelyr by MikeNichols, Jose Benardete and GeneHalboth. Gene also takes the rolesof Salisbury. Ross, Willoughbyand a servant are done by ReedA Phoenix Too Frequent byChristopher Fry for the first timein Chicago will be presented by“Tbnight at 8:30.” Originally pro¬duced in England, A Phoenix Too UN group to hold I uncheon,announces officers, plans Alice Snyder is cast as theQueen, Brenda Thompson as theDuchess of York and Nancy Miko-lic as the Duchess of Gloucester.Shakespeare trimmedThe acting text has been madecompact and lean through care¬ful trimming of the excess verbi¬age frequently present in theearlier histories of Shakespeare.The producer of Richard II isGeorge Bair; the assistant pro¬ducer is Heyward Ehrlich. Sonja Neuschwander(Address available in theMAROON office.)R id Cross studyrequires onlybandages, bookTryouts for the following UT gjn next Tuesday in Ida Noyesproduction for March 3 and 4, Hall, oHedda Gabler by Ibsen willannounced later this month. beTo start its program for the winter quarter the UnitedFrequent was a smash hit. It was Nations Association on campus is holding a luncheon meetingal*J done on Broadway and re- on Wednesday, January 17 from 12 noon to 1:30 p.m. at Idacei>ed acclaim. Noyes Hall. The speaker at this meeting will be Ernest B.The second production of the Naas, instructor in political science, who will discuss the topicwil* original adapta- <<The Security Function of the United Nations—Various Inter-tioft by Paul Sills, a UC Student pretationS-» SU to sponsorbridge tourneyof Nathaniel West’s novel MissLotielyhearts. "Tonight at 8:30”will present the first act of theproposed three act play. A thirdproduction for the year has not asyet been selected.There will be a final castingMonday at 3 p.m. in Ida Noyeslor all those interested in takingpart in the productions of “To¬night at 8:30.”SU needs headChe Dance department of Stu¬dent Union is in need of a pub¬licity Chairman. Students inter¬ested, with artistic and promotion¬al ideas, should contact the SUDance department, either at itsTuesday meetings at 2:30 p.m. inMitchell Tower, or though the SUoffice, Ida Noyes, third floor west. The new executives of the asso¬ciation elected at the end of lastquarters for the Winter andSpring quarters are: Leon Novar,president; Grand' Dominy, vice-president; Marion Karavites, sec¬retary, and Bertrand Bauer, treas¬urer.In addition to its usual programof luncheon meetings the associa¬tion will sponsor several teas andevening meetings, all of whichwill be designed to carry out theassociation’s function as an edu- Tepresentscational organization devoted tothe cause of the United Nations. 'Women in army7speech at UC More than 300 colleges through¬out the country are being askedto compete in the Intercollegiatebridge tournament. It will bePossibilities for women in do¬mestic and foreign branches of 25 and February 8 at 7 p.m. inthe Red Cross” is the subject of Ida Noyes. The finalists will atthe talk to be given by Betty Wal- tend the finals and a formal dance ested students,smith next Wednesday in Rosen- at the Blackstone Hotel,wald 2 at 7:30 p.m., sponsored The only expense to the partici-by Nu Pi Sigma. Miss Walsmith pants is the initial entry fee of VThe UC chapter of Red Cross isoffering standard first aid, lifesaving, and water safety instruc¬tor courses. All three are to be-The first session of the firstaid course will be held from 6:45to 9:45 p.m. The only require¬ments are First Aid Text 1945(revised edition) and two triangu¬lar bandages made out of 40square inches of muslin, whichmay be purchased at the meeting.The life saving course and thewater safety instructor coursesare both to start in Ida Noyes poolat 6:20 p.m. The first will consistsponsored on the UC campus by seven, the second of ten three*Student Union. hour sessions.The preliminary competition The courses, except the waterwill be held on campus January safety instructor class which isreserved for holders of senior lifesaving cards, are open to all inter-Peace, topic ofHiroshima talkHiroshima survivor, and a hero©f John Hershey’s book, Hiro¬shima, Kiyosi Tanimoto willspeak at Chapel House Sundayat 8 p.m. on the background ofthe World Peace Center at Hiro¬shima. The lecture, sponsored bythe Young Friends Association,will be preceded by a supper meet¬ing at 6 p.m.One of the eight heroes of Her-shey’s book, Tanimoto, a Method¬ist minister, was about a mile anda half away from the bomb cen¬ter, and was badly burned while Hold skate partyModernism will provide on un¬usual effect for on ice-skating partytonight in the North Stands ofStogg Field. The doors open atseven, when SU’s “NIGHTMAREin NORTH STANDS” begins.There will be gomes and prizes,sandwiches and cokes. No chargefor admission. Skates will be rent¬ed. the American RedCross.The lecture is the second of aseries on possibilities for ourwomen in the armed forces.SDA holds partyName new headsfor books group Tonight at 9 p.m. SDA will holda party for all UC students. Therewill be dancing and card-playingin addition to refreshments.This will be the second eventin the SDA membership drive,which began yesterday with theAnti-McCarran rally.An open meeting is scheduledfor Thursday, to be followed by aparliamentary procedure seminarscheduled for later in the month. 35 cents. All interested personssign up by Friday, January 19,with Pat Midkiff in the SU officeor with Miss Eastbum of the IdaNoyes staff.Participants must be under¬graduate students enrolled at theUniversity as candidates for a de¬gree to be eligible.Appointments of Wilbur C.Munnecke as board of directorschairman, and of Charles F.Strubbe, Jr., as president of theGreat Books Foundation, were an¬nounced recently by Foundationofficials. The appointments fol¬lowed the resignation of RobertM. Hutchins as chairman andrescuing others. Once a student member of the board,at Emory University in Georgia, Munnecke, former foundationTanimoto has returned to give a president, is business manager ofnation-wide lecture tour spon- the Chicago Sun-Times. Strubbesored by the Saturday Review of has been vice-president and pro-Literature and Christian Century, gram director for the foundation. Square DancingCALLING ANDINSTRUCTIONTEXAS STYLE The MAROON invitesyou to anintelligent,warmly human filmportrayal ofthe handling ofthe "bezprizorniy"(wild children) ofpost-civil warRussia. Join uson theCONTACTIRV SARNATPL 2-5064 ROAD TOLIFEFriday, Jan. 19 40cludd 126 6:30- 8 -9:45 ARE YOUBroke?TheWhiffleTreeoffers a limitednumber of $20meal ticketsfor $14Ticket* for (kk $6 savingin food will b* sold icntilJan. 15 — can ba u««dat any tima.1425 L 60th St.•ppotita Inti. Hovmon tka MidwayJan nary 12, 1951 THE CHICAGO MAROON Page 8The Dabblerv- by Emmon BockHe said: Life is a room with a thousand doors and I shall try them all.Baptized Edward Warren Bell, he was bom, he later thought, an era too late or too early. Perhapshe was only misconceived, his journey begun for him in the early part of the year with too big abreath of spring air in his lungs, a spring ever beginning, never growing warm and mellow and strong,never complete. He was bom in the spring and in that season he died, and no autumn was ever his,no fulfillment, only spring, too fresh, too green.At first he was happy and excited, enticed by everything; this while he was still young, could notyet grasp Hamlet or Faust. He had a brother who became a doctor, had known he would when hewas small, followed his course with steadfast step until he died. His father was a pracher, a mis¬sionary of the Lord, a man who knew how to exclude inessenitials from his life and lived that onelife fully. His companions were filled with enthusiasm for the life of a sailor, a policeman, a lawyer;Edward sympathized and was likewise filled. But with him it was always this and that and that.Not or; and. He would be all of them. For a boy this was not unusual; but the time he was in college,it became embarassing.He was infected with the idea of universal man, specialization was for him the height of horror.He was thrilled by Goethe, by Leonardo. Perhaps he would have fit well in the Italian Renaissance,but probably not. He wanted to see, to know, to live every life; but there were so many doors, wherecould one start? Try one and be lost and never a glance at the rest. Better not to open, better top->ek through keyholes.His higher education showed him many new fields to explore. One week he would be a drunkard,a bum, a dissolute wreck, lolling on a beach among other derelicts, staggering from bar to bar toexchange drinks and lives with others like him, wasting away his life in utter abandon. A few drinkswould suffice; he would become tired or a little drunk, catch sight of a glitter somewhere else. Oneweek a drug-addict, one month the gay life of a rake, one year the cruel starved life of art for thesake of art; or a bearded philosopher, intellectual, Bohemian. Mathematics! Queen of the sciencesand yet purest creation of the human mind, sublimely abstract, all divorced from reality, surpris¬ingly excitingly useful after two thousand years in an ice-box! Music! Art of all arts, speaking to thesoul with clear words and divine, pouring into the air the sacred strains of Apollo, concentrated laugh¬ter, misery and joy distilled into vibrations of liquid melody! Philosophy! Philology! History andtheology!He had many acquaintances of all kinds, of whom perhaps a few were friends. He could sit withscientists and feel caught up in the heat of their talk of matter and molecules, organism and envi¬ronment; and then he would rush to a store or a library, bring home a book to place beside his manyothers. Or there was Rick Morrison, who was going to be a great novelist and read a great deal,had strong opinions, much “character.’' Edward would sit with him till early morning discussingtheories of art, would jump up excitedly, run to his room to start a new poem or story. And herewere the men of action, those who flew airplanes dangerously or steered ships or climbed mountains.Once after an evening of Singapore and Yokohama and Gibraltar, Edward felt thrilled enough toapproach a hiring-hall for merchant seamen, but when he saw the rough weathered faces and heardthe tough laughter he ran away and sat silent and disenchanted for a time, but only until some¬thing new beckoned. Slowly, without his noticing it, the life of action dropped out and only occa¬sionally did those doors sparkle and glitter as before. Edward’s field had narrowed, somehow hewas now confined to things of the mind. But still there was a wavering from beauty to truth, crea¬tion to perception, and within each a hundred ways to act, a hundred paths to follow.He was a tyro at everything, at nothing proficient. He was not even successful as a dilettante.He lacked the selective faculty which is necessary to that calling. A dilettante must pick and choose;Edward could not. He simply was unable to follow any one thing through to its ehd. He could not,like one of his mathematical friends, sit all day wrestling with a problem, or write like Rick the wholenight through. He was eager enough, even more than those around him; they would be startled anda little uncomfortable at the enthusiasm he showed; and a little scornful of his lack of perseverance—they had a name for him which he never seemed to hear. But as soon as he really began to writehis novel or to carry through his projected study of the medieval scholastics, the fire would cool andbefore the flame could be fanned, another was lit and leaping, paling the rest. His desk drawers werefilled with unfinished fragments, of interest only to the non-existent connoisseur of the non-existentcompleted works of Edward Warren Bell. His shelves were stacked high with books, each was amarker commemorating the ashes of an unfed fire.He ended up as a high-school English teacher. This, however, not before several flurried attemptsto escape his fate. He dropped out of school for a year, even moved away from the city for a while.But he was always himself, the same old fluttering fluctuating bubbling self, flitting from this tothat, never drinking deeply, peeking through keyholes. He became an English teacher, and in thecourse of his career was honored with classes in American history, algebra and geography, was evenprivileged to substitute for a choir-director whose great-aunt had died.Mr. Bell was popular among his pupils; at least his classes were requested above all others. Hewas not overly strict and, best of all, experienced students knew how to get him off the track whenlessons had not been prepared, and set him going for a pleasant hour on anything from Mexico toastronomy. They thought him a bit queer but he was a good fellow and would let you get by witha lot.In time he married and seemed settled down to the easygoing unconscious life of an Americanhigh-school teacher. He was less troubled by vague longings than before, felt comfortable and com¬paratively happy. Summers were good, three months to do anything one wanted, little trips to take,books to read, relatives to visit and receive. He was still susceptible to quick enthusiasms, but in histown and occupation and circle of friends, stimulations were at a minimum. Two last desires remainto be recorded, two vigorous attempts and two failures.One day he read in a literary magazine a review of a new novel by an up and coming youngwriter, “the leader, perhaps, of a new generation of American writers.” The review was exceptionallyfavorable for such a highly critical magazine: The novel was good. It spoke for better things to come.It reminded one of Melville and James, Dostoyevsky and even Balzac. The name of the new author,the new star on the literary horizon, whose next work we breathlessly await, was Richard Morrison.The dams of memory were broken, a thousand rivers long repressed flowed forth once more.At supper he was dazed and far away; for days he wandered through the routine of teaching,eating, sleeping, with his mind seething and bubbling. Pupils long wise to his ways were puzzled,shrugged their shoulders, unable to strike the chord that would wake him to his old outbursts; hiswife sighed and looked at him and shrugged her shoulders, and pdward Warren Bell walked throughdoors and corridors, unaware of his surroundings. For a time it was only the treading of old paths,the feeling of old feelings. He saw the room with the thousand doors, and they shimmered andglowed as before, and one in particular invited him, but when he approached it, slammed" shut; andwhen he felt old urges and a thousand shapes and colors well up inside him he heard far back in hismind and the room of his mind a whispered No and the clicking of locks. He saw then disillusionand negation, felt failure for the first time. A memory floated up in the seething lake, he tried topull it out but it rocked away and was sucked down by the undertow. It bobbed up again for a mo¬ment and he grasped and held it, a word and a voice, a row of startled faces and himself turningwith his hand on a door, a magic word, a name to hold, a handle with which to wrench himself fromhis fate.He felt that he could save himself by the primitive power of the word. A name is an essence;the symbol is the thing. I will take unto myself the names of a thousand gods and I will be themand hold them in my power. I will name myself and somehow by naming will control, will trickthose who have made me myself. Rumpelstilzchen and Jahwe. In the beginning was the Word , . .He performed the act and carried the word around with him like an amulet. He took it out ahdsaid it to himself and finally wrote it down, in nights of the sacred number of four, before the elec¬tric fire of his altar; wrote it down, objectified himself, crystallized his essence on paper with jet-black permanent indelible ink. He laid the sheaf of papers in a drawer, locked it, went back to rou¬tine, and none knew the hell he had entered, none knew of his self-damnation, none knew that he hadkilled himself to free himself, i ,■Ironic that he failed, that he was the same. None knew the difference because there was none.He had looked at himself not from the outside but from within, as in a mirror only, and still withinhimself, shackled and locked. A few weeks later the wise pupils had back their buoyant Mr. Bellsee THE DABBLER, page 8 Literary supplement editor: HiUelBlock.Short Story Editor: Jack Burgess.Poetry Editor: Malcolm Eisenberg.' The editors of VENTURE are happyto present the first issue of the MA¬ROON literary supplement.Through the short story and poetryworkshops, we feel that student cre¬ative activity has been stimulated. Theworkshops will continue. The datesand places will be announced in fu¬ture issues of the MAROON.To USAAF U. Robin Lowey, 1926-1945Although it be for children that you sigh:These are the clouds about the fallen sun,The majesty that shuts his burning eye.Yea#*Dear dead robin:Who knows whyThe Spring beacon is not lit?Cold dove your wing from the skyAnd your sun heart froze; season's to the crow;The jonquil flag is also dead nowAlways death's earliest for pronouncers.The same flack snow is shot from stars(Once one's hair was soft as threadsOf the snow), and some still urge the Spring.Somewhere I heard you never forgaveYour once nest of belief:That you would put a feather bareOn the altar of the Summer. Well,Hope's an old woman scarcelySeen in war.Here's a graveReunion at which tears expound the war:In time they change from sweat to rain.Then ice, finally cover the cropped-hairCrosses which govern grasses draggingOn the tombs. Each camouflaged specimen «*■The pinning marker rows explore;Here's Robin: something briefThat pushed the air, now pushed underIt, Especially the sun cannot stop heads’Rotting now. Some years later maybeYour skull will be a diamond’s shell.Parade hurrahs pauseEchoing hushed in the bones of boys—All this the memories’ thunderCannot be revised to fit.—Joseph LobenthalList awardsThe editors of VENTURE p ickedThe Dabbler, a short story, byEmmon Bock and Joseph Loben-thal’s poem, To USAAF Lt. RobinLowey, 1926-1945, as the prize win¬ning contributions. They vereeach awarded $10.The woodcuts in VENTUREwere done by Peter Gourfain.Emmon Bock is a student inthe Humanities Division, major¬ing in German. Joe Lobenthal,acting editor of the Chicago Re¬view, is studying English at theUC. Other prizes alsogiven to studentsThis year’s crop of college lit¬erary competitions offers a richstore of loot for campus poets,authors, playwrights, and essay¬ists.Closest to home for U of C’ersare the Menn Foundation offer¬ings in the play and story fields.This competition, inaugurated lastyear, puts up $1,000 and $500awards for both forms; but is re¬stricted to students who received,mc PRIZES, pogo 9HP' 11i 111 THE CHICAGO MAROON January 12, 195TThe Play and the Professor-Criticor on Annotated Selection from SamuelHopdenkie's TRAGEDIE OF GOTTLIEBBy Park Honan(ACT IT, Scene S)(Another part of the Street in Wattermeln)EnUr Kolbenz, the Queen, Horsewart, Gotttlieb and a shop¬keeper.KoF,-,. To the King! Come!Exeunt Kolbenz, the Queen, Horsewart, and a shopkeeper.1Got*. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah now I do know2Mine enemy to be that very slaveTreacherous Horsewart! He would die five deathsThis moment—if ’tweren’t a loathsome, awful factHe is not here.3 But,—quanto rectius hieQui nil molitur inepte sive perContentionem, sive quocunque modoGottliebus praedicetur! Buon unaVitosa quantita e buon pro vi faccia?Si!4 Yet, iffeculatatus!5 All the landFrom yonder far off peaky mountain downTo th’ lapping sea should not hide Horsewart now.There lives no man ’tween Wattermeln and Golp6Could stop me from my purpose. Hold! look,It is the ravishing RautendeleinComes hither. Change now, Gottlieb, let this trollopKnow thy love: there’s a lusty sport ’ere death—-Enter RautendeleinRautendelein!Ran. Sir?Gott^Ah, stop, fair maiden.Dost know I love thee with my heart and soul ?7Rau. Your heart and soul?Gott Yes! What now, my hot one?8Rau. Ha! (Exit)Gott. A balky whore. So off to my murder. (Exit)(End Scene 3)NOTES1 The discriminating reader should notice that now Gottlieb is all alone.2 The third (and only reliable) folio edition of GOTTLIEB has but one '’ah’'here and a kind of long smudge following it (printer’s error)? Hoffelscholdtand Gintx have concluded brilliantly that the most authentic procedure inthis case is to fill out the line with '‘ah" 's rather than try to compose some¬thing new or decipher the smudge. Cf. Hof and Gintz, THE SMUDGE INGOTTLIEB, Univ. Uber an der Oder, 1889.3 Cf. 1 above.4 Foreign expression signifying affirmation, compliance with hypthesis; sp.,here, “yes."^ iffeculatatis? or meaning cf. full treatment in Vesputus' book of thisaame, pub 1606, two years after the play. Four copies are extant, allobtainable at the Library of Bagdad.* Golp, a small town in northwestern Saxony noted, throughout the four¬teenth century, for its production of rapier sheath supports. BARON KLINGERis reported to have mentioned once, "I would that gentlemen might purchaseponiard apparatus in Westphalia of equal quality to those of this Saxon vil¬lage, Golp. Not only do my britches sag under the encumbrance of the West¬phalian supports end their singular arrangement, but I have difficulty dis¬mounting from a horse." Probably nothing of this sort is implied in Gottlieb'sspeech here, however.7 This difficult passage has caused much speculation, esp. "with my heartand soul":Lugengrinder: '*. . . the terms are synonymous."T. Bucco: "HEART in the sense of physical attraction; soul more particularlycomplementarity spiritual, thus, completely."L’Amore: ". . . implying metaphysical, albeit not erotic, objectivity."S. S. Hammernitz: "WITH corresponding to the Gm. MIT and applying,coeffectively, to both soul AND heart . . ."N. V. R. Jones: '‘Yet ... we find manifest in these simple iambs Gottleib'sentire personality: the all-inclusive suggestion of being embracing temporaland teleological evaluations, neither sundered from the other but expressedwith equal vigor and epitomizing Hopdrinkle’s message—nay, more, canwe not say the message writ in fire throughout the whole of the Reforma¬tion ..."* Witherby: "Rau. was most probably of Southern extraction. An amicablesolute." LeMenage des PativresThey both sit at board;With patient hai^the womon;The man straight with oneSlightly furled hand onA straight deux-franc flagon,His other arm alongHer own long arm, enclosingThe nodding woman inHis cold salon,Holding also theirHope, color of air,And seeming rather obsurd.What is the function of a campusTo students of the humanitiesthe scholarly study of literaturecannot have one isolated valuebut must be directly connectedwith living issues in writing andin the human artistic process gen¬erally. The university literarymagazine functions as a link be¬tween the students’ academic de¬velopment and their technical andemotional development as crea¬tors. As such it should be definedapart from the professional ‘‘lit¬tle’’ magazines. Unlike the latter,it cannot pretend always to pub¬lish finished and polished literaryproductions. Contributions, limit¬ed by source, may be of less ex¬citing nature than those in maga¬zines whose only criterion is qual¬ity. One value of the campus mag¬azine, then is directly to the writ¬ er whose work it publishes. Fre¬quently in an early stage of lit¬erary development, he may some¬times be encouraged by this toproceed to a more mature one.The magazine, informing studentwriters of various creative andcritical standards of their closecontemporaries, may also be use¬ful in directing as well as encour¬aging the development of originalwriting.All this would seem to make ofthe reader somewhat the man be¬ing shorn at a barbers’ college. Ifthe university literary magazineis mainly an experimental andconstructive outlet, its value tothe noncontributing universityreader may be questionable. Inanswer, it is suggested that themagazine may function similarlyDefeat ♦ ♦ ♦by Steve EllistonIt was about six when theyfinished their tennis game and ithad begun to cool off a little.Eunice had lost. She hadn’t reallygiven Jane much of a game. Theywere picking up their things toleave. her, too. The cardboard sign wiredon the fence read“Well, what about Sunday,then?” Eunice asked, as she putthe top on the can of balls.“I don’t know, Eunice. I reallyshould study all weekend forBarker’s test.”’’Next week, then?’“All right . . . give me a ring.”Jane swung the wire mesh gateto the courts back in place.“I’ll call you Monday .. . how’llthat be?”“Sure, call me Monday, if youwant.”“I’ll see you, then.”“See you, Eunice, thanks forthe game.” Jane waved andwalked off down 60th street. Shecarried her racket over her shoul¬der like a rifle and her shouldersrocked as she walked. Conceitedkid. Eunice propped her racketagainst the fence and leaned overto tie her shoe. Anger and selfpity filled her throat. Shoe tied,she picked up her racket.“Drink uh orunje-ade?” The lit¬tle boy asked. He looked up atEunice with big eyes. Two littlegirls sat at the little table next tothe court gate with the pitcher oforange drink on it and some lit¬tle tumblers ... the kind cheesecomes in* They were looking at Orange-Ade5c glassEunice hurried by. •She felt utterly defeated. Well,she would go home and start thereadings in Burke. Then thethought of the little clutteredroom and that big book overcameher with depression. Maybe itwould be a little quieter over inthe library ... it would be orderlyand cool and spacious . . . thewalnut panelled walls, the oldgothic windows, and the ivy out¬side. Friday evening . . . almosteverybody would be out. Therewouldn’t be all those distractions.But on the other hand . a lumpformed in her throat. She pic¬tured the long library . . . empty.. . only herself sitting there. No,better stay in her room.Maybe after supper the Jensenswould be in. She hadn’t been byfor nine days . . . they wouldn’tmind.She was walking down Wood-lawn Avenue now, in the shade.There were people sitting on thefront stoops and tricycles andchildren on the sidewalk. The peo¬ple dumbly studied the passingscene. She always felt self-con¬scious walking in front of them inher tennis costume. She was soskinny. At 61st she had to waitfor an old jalopy full of sillylooking kids to veer around thecomer before crossing. She grit¬ted her teeth for the whistlesabout her being dressed in tennis come. The boys were too busywrestling with the girls they hadin the car. She crossed the street.It would be all right to call onthe Jensens . . . maybe aroundsevon thirty. They’d be sure to bedone by then . . . they usually atearount six. Besides it was onlyHoward who really didn’t like her. . . and he was tempermental . . .that was all that was the matterwith him. Yes, she could call onthe Jensens. She’d just stay anhour. That would keep her spiritsup for the evening.Down 61st street. There was acouple weeding a vegetable gar¬den they had planted in front ofone of the apartment buildings.She looked at the man out of thecomer of her eye. Pretty nicelooking fellow. Surprising he’dmarry such a thin emaciated look¬ing thing.That reminded her she had toget some bread and soap flakesat Verne’s. She would fix that canof chili for supper . ... that oughtto do . . . with some of that raisinbread Vern had . . . and then shewould get a Brach’s mint bar fordessert. Gee, she hadn’t evencleaned up last night's dishes. Thethought of that gloomy roomgripped her with oppression. Ifshe could only get another place.Well, she could get right out ofthere after supper and go overto Jensens, that would take careof the after supper blues. Thenshe would feel up to doing someof the readings in Burke. four people in line at the counterwith odds and ends in their hands.Eunice fidgetted nervously. Sheasked Vern for the raisin breadand the mint bar and put the soapflakes she had picked off the shelfon the counter. Forty-two cents.Gee, that seemed expensive. Thatmade around five dollars andeighty cents for groceries thatweek. She felt terribly afraid. Shecouldn’t somehow keep her ex¬penses any lower and now sheno longer had that job. . . .She hurried out the door, downthe street and around the cornerthinking about money, unlockedthe door of the rooming house,looked on the radiator coverwhere they stacked the mail.Nothing. She went upstairs, un¬locked the room to her little cu-bjcle. The shade was still down,ash trays were unemptied, thebed unmade. This was a momentshe could not stand. She got thewine bottle down and fishedaround in the sink for a glass thathad only had water it it and shecould use over again. She sippedthe drink slowly.The drink finished, she put theracket up on the closet shelf.Then the pang came again. Janewouldn’t play with her this week¬end. What would she do? She be¬gan casting around in her mindfor something to tide over thelonely weekend. Maybe Janewouldn’t play with her any moreat all. Oh no, she wouldn’t dothat. Why last year Eunice had On Hearing the FirstPlaying of OHPHEUSLike looking at a firefly, we blinkedWith open eyes. The smallish giantmade usHear assymetry, our cars beholdAn insane Arab ride the moonand jockeyIn a shriek of laughter, bleachingthe cotton skyWith incendiary violins. And thenthe musicQuickly settled to the mob ofdumb tuxedoedMen—including the master,somewhat amazed.He smiled, bowed, left with his wife(She of the too-wide bottomwhen bending down).And had some supper. Igor picked upa potato.This, also, was the work of his hands.——Joseph Lobcntholmagazine?for both the reader and the writerin providing materia) neither en¬dorsed nor disclaimed by the ac¬cepted editors and critics fromwhich one can infer his own lit¬erary standards. Besides this, it issupposed that the university read¬er probably will be interested in—if not sympathetic to- some ofthe problems which concern hiswriter-classmates.At the University of Chicagothere have been some attemptsbefore this to establish a literarymagazine which would publish ex¬clusively the works of campusstudents. Because of the impor¬tance of this, it is hoped that de¬spite the usual editorial difficul¬ties the MAROON Literary Sup¬plement, Venture, will be able tocontinue successfully.—Joseph Lobenthal Vshorts. But the whistles didn’t At Vern’s there were three or been a lot better than her. It wasonly by playing with Eunice threetimes a week that Jane had im- ,proved so much. And still theywere about even when they werejust rallying. She had tried tokeep from playing a game whenit appeared that Jane was somuch improved. If you didn’t haveto actually tally up a score therewasn’t any real difference be¬tween them and Jane would havegone on never knowing the dif¬ference. But the girl wouldn’t besatisfied until they played a game.And Eunice had lost 6-0. Nowwhat would she do? Who wouldshe get to play with her tomor¬row? Maybe A1 Rasmussen. He jwasn’t much good, but maybehe’d be glad to play. He nevergot out much, burying himselfover in the electronic lab all thetime.Then she remembered. A1 Ras¬mussen had taken a job in Wis¬consin for the summer. Tearslysprang into her eyes. Wouldn’tanything come her way. She triedto keep her mind off things . , .she wanted to. But Oh Lord . . «she’d lost her job, she couldn’tseem to keep up with her school-work, everybody was away forthe summer, and now Jane . .Jane would leave her. Jane hadused her to learn the game andnow she was casting her off likean old shoe. “Call me Monday, ifyou want.” Conceited Kid.Eunice stared in front of her,eyes dry now. The prospect of thesee DEFEAT, poge 7January 12, 1951 THE CHICAGO MAROON Page 5SonnetFrom endless words an end to words hod come.I knew, yet in knowing hardly knew at all,Her tale too often told by speech turned dumbFrom lips whose kiss kissed gaiety with gall.She spoke always of love as a chaste text.Her piety, a cloak of tinkling mail,Whose constant prayers were constantly vexedBy gods who could not guard and her nun's veil.Once when the temple of her speech was gracedBy couroge that dared curse her gods’ decree,Her words became coy fingers that unlacedThe naked silk of dreams that could not be.I kissed her lips in a thief’s holy theft.I could not pity what I loved and left.—Hillel BlockSoul-change dayus poor people who don’t have any other funchange our soulsevery fridoy nitefor thirty-five cents children a dimewe see the world thru one glass eyeand COMING ATTRACTIONS put next weeks soulup for all to see—Ernest Gaydenifde'?r,e7 The Associated Students MemorialUnion Building is one of the favor¬ite on-the-campus haunts of studentsat the University of Washington.That’s because the Union Buildingis a friendly place, always full ofthe busy atmosphere of collegelife. There is always plenty of ice-cold Coca-Cola, too. For here, as inuniversity gathering spots every¬where—Coke belongs.trade-marks mean the same thing.•OTTIED UNDER AUTHOR! rY OF THE COCA-COIA COMPANY BYCOCA-COLA BOTTLINC CO. OF CHICAGO. INC.^ 4 © 1951, Th« Coca-Cola CompanyTRADE MARK ipnkf V ' iTRADE - M*AR K J The Morning-Game(Novel Excerpt)by Jackson BurgessEvery morning we would sit along the hillside and watch the supply jeep play a game withthe German artillery on the other side of the river.It was a good bivouac, with a high bluff shielding us from everything but mortar fire, and wedug our holes right in the face of the hill. We were there so long . . . nearly two months . . . thatwe had time to improve the holes. Some of them were lined with pieces of tarp and scraps of woodand had doors that swung on canvas hinges. We made the hinges to swing inward, so that you coulddive head-on at the door and fall through.The only bad thing was the road. There was a^stretch of about two hundred yards along the riverwhere there was no protection at all, the river on one side and a sheer cliff on the other, and theKrauts could see everything that moved on it, coming or going.The supply jeep always came back in the morning, just after breakfast, and the Germans wouldbe watching for it. We used to wonder why they didn’t send them out earlier so that they couldcome back in the dark, but they never did.Sergeant Mathis usually drove and the little clerk, the one called “Cowboy,” rode with him. Theyhad to run the gauntlet along the river every morning with the eighty-eights potting at them whilewe sat and watched. It seemed the German gunners had fallen in with the game, because they nevertried to get them with a concentration of fire saturating the road, just two or three pieces takingcareful shots.Every day Mathis used a different maneuver. Sometimes he’d come around the bend wideopen and come weaving down the bumpy road full speed all the way. Other times he’d try to out¬smart them with a change of pace. He was very cool.Pringle and Jones and Moss and I would sit by our holes every morning after chow and waitfor him and talk and speculate about the war. Moss used to worry about the weather. He was from thesouthern part of Texas, right near Mexico, and hated being cold. It was early December and justturning chilly.“Professor, how cold does it get in Italy?”They all called me “Professor.” They thought it was funny that a man who’d been to collegeshould be in the infantry.“I don’t know. Not too cold,” I’d say.“Do you reckon it snows?”“Don’t know. I don’t think so.”“When it snows, I quit. I hand in my resignation.”> “If it snows, soldier, you sleep in snow. That’s all.Pringle hated the army and the war and Italy and the Germans and the officers. He was a con*fii'med pessimist. He was sure he’d be killed very soon. I think he really worried a lot about it.“Nope. I didn’t sign on for no ski troops. If it snows, I’m homeward bound.”“In a pine box. That’s how you’re homeward bound.”“You gloomy son-of-a-bitch!”Jones roiled over and lay on his stomach in the mud and looked at me.“Professor, the morale in this organization is shot to hell. I think we ought to have a little inspira¬tional talk for these men every morning.” He took off his helmet and shook it at me. “A short ad¬dress by the chaplain, followed by a lecture on venereal disease.”“With slides.”“Laugh, you bastards, laugh.” Pringle nodded wisely. “Listen, Professor, tell me this. How thehell do we know we’re winnin’ this war?”“What do you mean?”“Well, they tell us we’re winnin’. Don’t you think those guys up there,” he nodded to the otherside of the river, “get the same story? How do we know?”“We don’t.”“That’s right. This may be, the only outfit in the whole damn’ army that’s still holdin’ on. Maybewe’re just bein’ mopped-up. Hitler may be in Washington, for all we know.” He looked at us defiantly.“It may be, but it won’t do us any good to worry about it.”Moss was very interested and had to get into it too. “You get letters from home, don’t you?That proves everything’s okay.”“Listen, Professor. Here’s why we’re fightin’. We’re fightin’ because we don’t know what’s cornin’off, one way or another, so we just gotta do what we’re told. Ain’t that right?”“I guess so.” '“Then how do we get any better than them guys on the other side?”“I don’t see what you mean.”“I mean how do we know we’re defendin’ democracy or some goddamn’ thing? Maybe we'reconquerin’ the world. It’s possible, ain’t it? I don’t Say that’s what I think, but it’s possible.”«‘T if io ”“We may be gettin’ knocked off for no reason at all.”“Bull,” Jones spat out a blade of grass. “Pure bull. You’re justsee MORNING-GAME, page 7The BirdsThe birds fly out after the afternoon; they play with breath,Scything soggy air in the bent rain os best can;Boomerang over the carrion sky, straining a line;Strung on rain, they knive or stir,Trundling night under their wings;Splayed stars stare at the day's urn-side, andA slice of brain wonders, watching, why.—Joseph LobenthalilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiWILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S —~~== Macbeth j==with Orson Welles nS5 UAMII THAI THFATRF 2,50 East—~ IlnlVIlL 1UN IflLnlnL 7i*tstreetStarts Today — for one week!s Special discount rates to students — present I.D. cards at box office ;HniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiB1951 Auto License ServiceiVo Forms to Fill Out—iVo Waiting TO GET YANKS OUT OFKOREAAlive and Safewrite, wire, phone or visitYOUR REPRESENTATIVE, TWOSENATORS, PRESIDENTImmediatelyfor complete information, phoneAlbert (WA 5-1951) onSaturdayTOOMB’S BOOK SHOPUSED BOOKS BOUGHTAND SOLDSMART CARDSANTIQUESRENTAL LIBRARY1367 E. 57th St.HY 3-6536Fast9 Inexpensive ServiceVARSITY TICKET SERVICEWOODWORTH'S BOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St. MU 4-1677 ACTORS COMPANY218 South Wabash3 ONE-ACTS byTennessee WilliamsFridays - Saturdays - SundaysJan. 5 through 21Student RatesPhone WEbster 9-7263Pa«e 6 THE CHICAGO MAROON January 12, 1951]I Know Where You're Going ..by Rennie AnselmoWhenever I reminisce about mychildhood I think always of mymother, and to her I attribute,though I realize now that it istotally unforgivable, my use ofthe word “bathroom.” I do notlook back upon this with a harshand unforgiving eye. Rather Ilike to think that it was my moth¬er’s nature, a plain and simplewoman, to use a word like that.One that expressed the basic idea.For though mother spoke little,one always knew just what shemeant. I hasten to add, lest anymisconceptions are formed aboutme, that I have long since purgedthe word from my vocabulary.Nature may make her demandsupon us, but so does society, andI may “powder my nose,” “go tothe john,” “water my horse,” “beback in a minute,” but never letit be said that I go to the “bath¬room.” Really, it is too gross. Onemust be more clever about thesethings in today’s society. Conse¬quently, I shall call that biologicalfunction about which I intend towrite, “making room for morebeer.”Now there is quite an elaborateritual attached to this process of“making room for more beer.”Training a person that he mayperform this function in the bestof society starts soon after birth.First thing is that he learn anadequate vocabulary. In infancysuch terms as “be a good baby,”“that’s mummy’s angel,” “timefor ta ta,” seem to be quite invogue, and analogous to our moreadult term of “seeing a mar. about- - - ,” and here you can add anycommodity from horses to oldshoes.And then one day at the Sundaydinner table, with all the relativesfrom “anny” to “nanny” there,“mummy’s angel” suddenly perksup his ears and blandly announcesto all and sundry that he has togo to the “bathroom.” And whilemummy leads her angel upstairs,trying kindhe&rtedly not to smile,daddy throws back the shouldersof a proud father, and the dinnerconversation digresses while allagree that we certainly have aprecocious little six year old here.When Junior returned to the din¬ner table, grandfather gave hima shiny new penny, “nanny” con¬ gratulated mummy on such fine upbringing, and aaddy decided rightthen and there that it was time Junior was registered in the firstgrade.Junior’s first day at school. And after crying for the first two hoursbecause mummy went away and left him, he gets an awareness ofa familiar urge. Next he remembers what mummy told him. “Beintelligent.” So he racks his memory for the word that causedmummy to smile, daddy to boast, and grandpa to give him a shinynew penny.“Bathroom!” There is a titter from the little girls. Junior squelchesthis with a defiant glare.“Bathroom.” Ah, not so fast there Junior, Teacher, who under¬stands these outbursts in children, looks up and says,“Are you a boy or a girl, Junior?” Junior, whose mother has toldhim all, replies,“I’m a boy!” And he throws another of those devastating looks atthe little girls, while teacher writes down “precocious” besides hisname.“Now then,” says the teacher, “if you’re a boy, you must ask togo to the boy’s room, and if you’re a girl, you must ask to go to thegirl’s room.” Junior’s jaw drops. His brain whirls. Ah, now he has it.He’s a boy, mummy told him that, thetefore he wants to go to theboys’ room.“Bathroom!”At this stage, the child’s mind is very apt to become confused. Hehas to comprehend how a wonderful old word like “bathroom” canbe split up into “boy” and "girl.” There’s no logical connection, evenfor a bright little lad like Junior.It was on the evening of the same day that Junior told his firstjoke. While eating supper he asked mummy and daddy whether abathroom was a boy or a girl. After serious thought, they both ad¬mitted that they didn’t know, whereupon Junior proudly announcedthat it was “both.” Mummy and daddy looked at each other with abovine uncomprehensiveness, and daddy looked at his watch andsaid, “Time you went to bed, son.” Junior trudged off with a long,confused face and his “Little Killer’s Atom Bomb,” which he hadreceived from a radio program, and daddy said to mummy, “That’s aqueer thing to be teaching a kid.” Then it dawned on him. “You don’tsuppose the teacher is a Communist?” Mummy said nothing, whichwas a lot, and daddy concluded his thinking for the evening with theresolution that he had better see the principal about this woman.“No, Junior,” corrected the teacher, busy erasing her opinion of Him, “If you’re a bey, you must ask to go to the boys’ room, and ifyou want to “make room for more beer,” you raise one finger, andif yuu want to do the other, you raise two fingers, and if you’re a littlegirl, you do the same thing.” This time Junior put his hand under,his jaw.“Teacher,” piped a rosy cheeked little girl, “How^about if I wantto ‘B.M.?’ What do I say then?” Teacher took her Roget’s down fromthe bookshelf.“Well row. you’re a little girl, so you say you want to go to thegirls’ room.”“My mother says she goes to the ‘ladies room,’ ” chirped anotherlittle thing, anxious not to be left out of the discussion."Yes, that’s right, dear,” replied the teacher, “but your mother isa lady, and you’re not, so you say - - -”“Oh yes I am too a lady. My mother oays I am a little lady, andthat I am to act like a little lady, and not a little girl.”"Yes, that’s right, dear,” between her teeth, “but here at schoollittle ladies and little girls are the same thing, so you must ask togo to the girl’s room. Now then, class - - -”“Why?” Teacher makes a notation besides her name. "Backward,"“Poddy!” Teacher looks up from her book.“What was that?” She spoke to Junior, who had made up his mindthat he was not to be outdone by these girls. No sir!“Poddy!” 11“I have already explained to you, Junior, that you must as togo to the boys’ room.”“My mother told me to say ‘poddy’ when I was little,” retorts thedefiant face. At this, there came a boyish guffaw from the back ofthe room, where nine year old Abercrombie Sleeks reposed This,his third straight year, the first grade being a distinct obstacle tohis progress in education. The teacher by this time, believe it ornot, was losing her patience.“Abercrombie, you go straight to the principal!”“Poddy,” corrects Junior.“You shut up!”“If you can call it ‘principal,’ why can’t I call it ‘poddy’?” A logi¬cal question.“I didn’t call it a principal.” And the bawling Junior shouts,“Yes you did! Yes you did!”“I was referring to something else. Now listen carefully and 111explain once more ... Oh dear. Mary Jane, you take charge of theclass. I’ll be back in a minute, children.”As she left , one little girl turned to another and said,“That’s what my mother says when she’s going to the lavatory.”■ ■THE DU PONTc ^ v ,,/iOn the road and in the laboratory, Du Pont scientists are writingThe Inside Stoty ofEngine DepositsLocal andLong Distance MovingStorage Facilities for Books,Record Cabinets, Trunks, orCarloads of FurniturePeterson FireproofWarehouse, Inc.1J)11 East Fifty-fifth StreetBUtterfield 8-6711DAVID L. 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But to understandhow and why deposits form and todevelop corrective measures, theyneeded additional information.Engineers take to the roadTo get these facts, Du Pont engi¬neers are supervising tests in a fleetof passenger cars and trucks thattravel hundreds of thousands of milesyearly under carefully controlled con¬ditions. The effects of deposits onoctane number requirement, valveperformance, spark plug conditionand other performance characteris¬tics are measured. After each test,the deposits are weighed and ex¬amined physically and chemically.In the laboratory, other engineersstudy the effects of the same vari¬ables on multicylinder engines. Here,where closer control of the engines ispossible, greater attention can bepaid to specific fuel or engine operat¬ing effects. Performance factors, suchas power output, can be more con¬veniently measured. A third group of Du Pont engineersuses single cylinder engines in lab¬oratory studies of deposit formation,adhesion, removal and harm. Explor¬ing new fields, these men had to de¬sign complex instrumentation formeasuring factors such as surfacecondition and deposit thickness.Chemists synthesize depositsChemists, too, have an importantplace in this research. They studythe chemical and physical character¬istics of engine deposits. Among otherthings, they devise ways of synthe¬sizing, in fired engines, deposits con¬sisting almost entirely of a singlechemical compound in order to studyits effect on engine performance.The results of this comprehensiveresearch program are not yet con¬clusive, although the relationshipsbetween engine, fuel, lubricant, op¬erating condition and deposit forma¬tion and harm are much better un¬derstood. In the past Du Pont scien¬tists have licked even more difficultproblems. Working as a team, theywill persist in their effort to providethe motorist with improved engineperformance through better fuels.Douglas L. Schultz {center), B.S. in M.E.,M.l.T. 1947, supervises installation of enginefor study of deposit formation in truck operat¬ing under heavy-duty conditions. W. E. Bertoney (left), B.S. in M.E., Maine1939, tests installation of single-cylinder gaso¬line engine used in study of factors influencingdeposit formation in the combustion chamber.H. K. Livingston, Ph. D. in Phys. Chem.,Chicago 1941, operates apparatus for measur¬ing porosity and absorptivity of combustionchamber deposits taken from test engines ofthe Du Pont automobile test fleet.■ . — ——■——DID YOU KNOW . . ....about 60% of Du Pont’s sales to¬day consist of products that didn'texist or weren’t commercially avail¬able 20 years ago._U.S.FAT.Off-BETTER THINGS FOR BETTER LIVING...THROUGH CHEMISTRYEntertaining, Informative — Listen to "Cavalcade ofAmerica," Tuesday Nights, NBC Coast to Coast/THE CHICAGO MAROONJanuary 12, 1951 Page 7Morning-Game...from poge 5listenin’ to yourself yap, Pring. Why don’t you worry about somethin’worth while? Worry about gettin’ your ass home in one piece.”“I’ll take care of myself, kiddo. I’m no hero.”There it was starting again. He was talking about Jones’ cita¬tion. That’s how they always wound up, with Pringle riding Jonesover the citation.“The heroes are the ones that stick their necks out. Not yourold pal Pringle.”“Why don’t you sign off?"Pringle was the oldest of us. He’d had a bad time in the landingat Anzio and had come out of it surprised to be alive and with theconviction that they’d only missed him by mistake. He’d seen howmen can be killed easily and in wholesale lots and death seemedto him the only thing in store for us. That was why he resented us,I suppose. Moss with his slow-minded concern with petty things,Jones with his easy fatalism and me with my panicky gaiety; wemust have seemed very unaware to him.They were too tired to fight, so we sat and watched the river.There were little groups of men, like ours, huddled all along thehillside talking and smoking and waiting. We knew the artillerywould start up in a little while. They always pounded us for aboutan hour every morning and another hour or so about supper time.They couldn’t get at us, though, except with air-bursts, which arehard' to manage. It was a nuisance, mostly. Like war, it was anuisance.“What are you thinkin’ about, Professor?” “War.” I don’t know why I said it.“What about it?”“The ways different people look at it.”“Like us.” That surprised me.“Yes. Like us.”I was embarrassed, suddenly, and I think Jones was too, becausehe switched the theme.“And like them,” nodding to the north.“That’s right.” Three barks and a woofby Z. E. GONEbark!1BArk; 2BARK ... 3woof. 4“They probably don’t like it any better than we do. They'reprobably just as ready to quit.”“Don’t kid yourself,” said Pringle, “they love it. Those Krautsdon’t think of anything but war. They learn to goose-step beforethey learn to talk. They’re all born heroes.”Moss looked up. “You know, I always thought they was allblonde-headed, ’til I saw some of ’em.”We heard the jeep come around the bend and sat up to watch.All along the hill men quieted down and got ready.He had it wide open, bouncing from one side of the road to theother. Their first two shots hit in a bracket in the river below himand the next went into the cliff. It must have thrown gravel downtheir necks, it was so close. Moss was ecstatic.“Goddamn! Lookit ’im go!”Two more shells went into the river and then he was skiddinginto the cover of the bluff and it was all over for the day.We settled down again. We didn’t talk for a minute. It left usthis way every morning, shaky and washed-out. I think we musthave really dreaded having to watch it, but at the same time it Until now unpublished the fol¬lowing analysis was found in theunpublished works of Dr. KarlLochinkopf.1. Refers to Lady Macbeth’s ex¬clamation: “Out, out damnedspot.”2. Pertains to the greeting ex¬tended to Wordsworth on his re¬turn home by his faithful houndafter a long walk im the forest.3. Bark of tree on Mount Olym¬pus.4. After thirty years of intenseresearch it has been discovered. . . (the rest of Dr. Karl Lochin-see MORNING-GAME, poge 8 the Russians in Vienna.)Campus Interviews on Cigarette TestsNumber 10...THE PANDAThe sudden rash of quick-trick cigarette testscaused panda-monium on the campus — but our scholarlyfriend was unperturbed. He pondered the facts of the case and decided thatone-puff or one-sniff tests . .. single inhale and exhale comparisons are hardlyconclusive. Proof of cigarette mildness doesn’t come that fast!And that’s exactly why we suggest . . .The sensible test — the 30-Day Camel Mildness Testwhich simply asks you to try Camels as your steadysmoke — on a pack after pack, day after day basis. No snapjudgments needed. After you’ve enjoyed Camels —and only Camels — for 30 days in your “T-Zone”(T for Throat, T for Taste), we believe you’ll know why . ..More People Smoke Camelsthan any other cigarette! Defeat . . .from poge 4evening, of the weekend, of thesummer, the prospect of life itselfwas so unutterably oppressive toher that she absolutely could notmove. She sat there. Fifteen min¬utes passed. Thirty. When shethought of that can of chili andher supper, she almost screamedwith loneliness. An hour passed.It was almost the hour she hadplanned to go over to Jensens.But the thought of it made herwince. Cynthia only pitied herand Howard. . . . An hour and ahalf. It was growing dark. Thelitter of the room was becomingobscured in murk.It was night when she finallygot out of her chair. A faint glowcame from the building across theway from scattered windows withtheir shades drawn. She went tothe cupboard and rummagedaround in the back, her hand,trembling. Now she had them andheld them out at arm’s length,the blood beating in her temples.She got a glass, then suddenlythe realization of what she wasstarting to do made her shudderso convulsively that she droppedthe glass. It shattered on thefloor. But she could not see thefragments in the darkness.Abruptly she fell back in herchair, panting as if she had nar¬rowly escaped an accident. Thena minute, and she held up the bot¬tle with the three white pills in itand studied it in the dim lightfrom the window. After a whileshe began to feel warm and al¬most comfortable inside. It gaveher a sense of power . . . thosepills. She could end it, end it ina second, painlessly, it was in herpower. Whatever came after . . .another life or just a release . . .it was something. It was some¬thing really to look forward to.POST HOLIDAY SALE!Artists’ Supplies10 % Reduction onPicture FramingSOUTH SIDEArt Shop-1126 E. 55th StreetPhone NO 7-0393GET IT HEREThe MAROON may be secured otthe following neighborhood stores:CAMPUS SNACK SHOPCITRONS MEN S SHOPREADER'SWHIFFLE TREEHENRY MILLER STUDIOWOODWORTH'SRED DOORLOWE'S *Join us in theRoad to LifeTHE CHICAGO MAROON January 12, 1951Page 8Morning-Game...from page 7was the only thing all day long> i that mattered.“Bastard really drives that jeep,don’t he?”“You would too, Mossy, if theywas shootin’ them big ones atyou.”“I been shot at a couple times,soldier. Don’t kid yourself.”Just then we heard the firstshells of the morning come overthe ridge, whistling thinly, anddove for our holes. Mathis madethem mad, and they took it outon us.During the afternoon the ser¬geant came up and got me andJones for a weapons detail thatlasted all day. I was glad to havesomething to do, even if it wascleaning cosmoline from newrifles.It was a bad night, with artil¬lery exchanges every few minutes.Jones slept through it all. but Iwas on edge and lay awake lis¬tening to the shells back and forthover us.After chow in the morning wemet on the hillside and sat wait¬ing for the jeep. The weather wasclearing, and we argued aboutwhether that was good or bad.“It means we’ll be pulling outof here,” said Pringle. “We’ll behittin’ the line again.”“Maybe so, but the air corpscan go to work now, too. Timethey soak those Krauts with 500-pounders for a few days it'll bebetter goin’." A“Them Krauts got some air¬planes too, ya silly bastard. Thinkthey’re gonna wait around forus?”“It’ll mos’ likely get warmer,don’t you reckon?”“Fer Chrissake. You ever thinkof anything but how warm youare?”f “I jus’ don’t like it cold.”“Well, I hate to say this, butthe captain says they expect snowin a week.” He said it very fierce¬ly-“Snow’!”“That’s what he says.”“When’d he say that?”“Yesterday when I was down inthe supply tent.”VNo kiddin’, Pring?”“I said it, didn’t I?”“Jesus.”Jones spoke without looking atthem.‘Take it easy, kid. He’s bull-shittin’ you.”“Did anybody say anything toyou, wise guy?”“Don’t pay any attention toEvery Monday Might“BATTLE OF THEBANDS”Bop vs DixielandJay Burkhart's "Jaybirds'and2he Mason - Dixie SixDANNY ALVINAND HIS KINGS OFDIXIELANDNOB HILL5228 Si LAKE PARKCHOPPED LIVERKISHKI KNISHESGEFILTE FISH85c and 95c Supper includesEntree, Soup, Relishes,and Dessert.Kosher DelicatessenSandwichesJ. B. Kosher & AmericanStyle Restaurant1004 E. 55th St. him, Mossy. He’s, tryin’ to giveyou a bad time.”“Was you kiddin’, Pring?”“This wise guy says I was. He’sthe boy with all the answers. Iwonder why he don’t mind hisown friggin’ business?”“I wanta know. Was you kid¬din’?”“Sure he was, Mossy. Forgetit.”“Why don’t you stick to yourmedals, hero?”“Shut up, Pringle.”Pringle stood up.“Get on your feet, Jonesy.”“Sit down.”“Get up.”“If I have to mess with you,Pringle, 1*1 bust you wide open.Sit down.”“Where’s your guts, Hero?”Jones stai’ted to rise as the jeepcame around the bend. They bothstood there and turned to watch.He came rocketing around thebend with the jeep swaying andbouncing and the very first shotthey fired got him. It hit rightbehind the jeep, in the middle ofthe road, and seemed to pick it upby the rear end and flip it towardus.It landed upside-down and skid¬ded along in the muddy road, withthe smoke of shell eddying behindit. We all stood up, sucking in ourbreath, and waited. We saw oneof them, it was Cowboy, squirmout from under the smashedjeep. He stood up and turnedaround to look at it and even asfar way as we were we saw hispants bright with blood.He stood there with his back The Dabbler...from page 3thousand doors, but now he saw not only them bment’s provocation. Again he saw at times theone at treasures forever denied, then jumping tout his own ridiculous self as well, peeping throughwho bounded from Betelgeuse to Tijuana at a mo the next. xAnd so it was after all different than before, worse. He had caught himself in the attempt at eman¬cipation, and he grew sadder and sadder as he saw himself, buffeted by distractions, a bundle of con¬tradictory and simultaneous impulses. * . •Hope springs eternal; Edward Warren Bell grasped at a last straw. Again he was filled with en¬thusiasm, he hummed again and was not sad when he saw himself bounding and distracted. Secretlybut spiritedly he prepared to die a magnificent death.He finished toxicology books before half-read, he read the stories of all the suicides he couldremember and more, was thrilled by Romeo and Juliet, Brutus and Othello and Werther. This he wouldlive through to the end. He pictured himself spitting defiance into the faces of the mocking gods.He imagined his funeral, his wife’s face aghast, his friends of long ago avidly reading newspaperreports with shocked looks. He decided on water as the best way to die, and picked a place whenthe water was shallow and close to travelled bridges so that his battered body might be found. Itwas spring and the river was filled with waters of the thawing snows. The waters were cold as hesank sputtering beneath them, and as he sank he saw himself once more as he had before this hislast enthusiasm, and lost then the feeling of victory and completion, saw his name and the wordof his essence burned on a door, his small self before the door, felt tricked and fooled and humiliated.When they found his body, they thought he had slipped from the path; there were even foot¬steps produced, and a faulty guardrail was repaired. . . .to us and another shell came inon the hillside above him. Helooked up at it, but still didn’tmove, and then reached his handsout toward the jeep and toppledon his face.A couple of guys from the C. P.went sprinting through the mudto the jeep, wheels still spinningin the air like a dying animal. Weall sat down again.“Well, they got ’im,” said Moss.He thought about it. “You knowwhat they oughta done0 Theyougta brought that stuff up andthen toted it over the hill by hand.They didn’t really need to send nojeep after that little bit of stuff.”“You silly son - of - a - bitch.” Pringle said. “You goofy bastard.”Nobody said anything for a mo¬ment. More men .were runningout to the jeep. The Germansopened up with a few morerounds and they all ducked inditches and under the jeep. Wesat and watched.“The old percentage caught upwith ’im,”said Pringle. “The oldlaw of averages.”Jones got up and crawled in hishole.Pringle stood and looked afterhim. I looked at his hands andthey were clenched by his sides,trembling a little.“They ever figure that one out with algebra, Professor?”“I don’t guess they did.”The Germans started laying abarrage on the road, firing inbrackets of four, and the littlecrowd of men around the jeepbroke up. They scattered in therocks and scrambled back towardthe shelter of the bluff.“I don’t guess they ever will.”Then Pringle went in his dugout,too, leaving me on the hillsidewith Moss, looking at the jeepupside-down in the road.“Professor?”“Yeah?”“You reckon Pring was foolin’sabout that snow?”lucky Strike COM.. THC AMmiCAN TOBACCO COMPANYmmTHE CHICAGO MAROON Page 9January 12, 1951Prizes . . .from page 3or expect to receive bachelor’s de¬grees in December ’50 or June ’51.Entries for the Menn awardsmust be submitted to the office ofthe Dean of Students (Ad Build¬ing 201) not later than the firstday of Spring Quarter.Another award administered bythe University, but open to anycitizen of the U.S., is the CharlesH. Sergei Drama Prize. Only orig¬inal full-length plays may be sub¬mitted for this $1,000 award. Thecontest closes March 1. Entryblanks may be obtained from theUniversity Theater office in theReynolds Club.A third drama prize is offeredby the Wisconsin Players, Uni¬versity of Wisconsin. Three prizesare to be awarded: $250, $125,and $75. For details and entryblanks write: Wisconsin Players,University of Wisconsin, Madison,Wisconsin. Deadline is April 1.Restricted to UC students (anylevel), the Fiske Poetry Prizecomes up May 1. Here too, a pen-name must be used. Manuscriptsshould be submitted to the Eng¬lish office (Wieboldt 205). Theaward is $100 for a poem or cycleof poems. Only one entry may besubmitted.The David McLaughline ProseAward of $60 is open to collegestudents for an essay of betweenI,500 and 3,000 words on any sub¬ject relating to the humanities orsocial sciences.Law studentsfight crimeTwo UC law students issued acall today for anti-crime legisla¬tion in Illinois. Gerhard Mueller,chairman, and George Phocas,vice-chairman, on a special sub¬committee to rally college par¬ticipation in a g,i a n t lobby inSpringfield, stated that “down-state Illinois counties have themeans to combat crime, but Cookcounty, center of crime in Illinois,does not have this legislation.”The bills in question would en¬able Cook county grand jury in¬vestigations to last over threemonths, and would enable thestates attorney to grant witnessesmore protection. The bills aresponsored by the Chicago CrimeCommission, of which the Muel-ler-Phocas sub - committee is apartInterest in the passage of thesebills is heightened by the factthat the major opposition to thebill, the so-called “W e s t Sideblock,” has been defeated inmany early sessions of this bien¬nial legislature. Mueller andPhocas see the bills coming upfor a vote in March or April.DR. A. ZIMBLER1454 E. 55th St.DO 3-9442N.S.A. 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DR. 3-6363.Su&tlXAll calendar notices are to bein the MAROON office by noonWednesday for publication inthe paper Friday.Friday, Jan. 12MOVIE—Lawyers Guild presents “Gfiapesof Wrath,” starring Henry Fonda.Judd 126, 7:15 and 9:15 p.m. Admis¬sion 60 cents.SPEECH—Calvert Club sponsors Walde-mar Gurian, Professor of PoliticalScience, University of Notre Dame,Ed. of Review of Politics, on “SovietUnion and World Affairs.” Rosenwald2. 8 p.m.MOVIE—Documentary Film Group pre¬sents “Way Down East” with LillianGish and Richard Bartholomew, Soc.Scl. 122. 7 and 9:15 p.m. First of aseries. Admission by series ticket only.Five films $1.50.LECTURE—Hlllel Foundation presentsMax Janowski, leader of Hlllel Chorusand noted composer of Jewish music,on “Some Problems of the JewishComposer.” 5715 Woodlawn, 8:30 p.m,ICE SKATING PARTY--Stud.Unionpresents “Nightmare In Northstands.”Gcmes and refreshments. Bring ownskates Northstands, Stagg field. 7 p.m.BEER BUST—Students for DemocraticAction sponsoring, everyone invited.5747 University, basement. 9 p.m. Ad¬mission 25 cents.LECTURE!—Gamma Delta presents Mrs.Murray Wax, Instructor In Social Sci¬ence In the College, on "The FreudianEthic." First in a series. LutheranStudent Parish. 8 p.m.Saturday, Jan. 13C-DANCE — Student Union presents“Pogohop,” Jim Barclay’s orchestra.Refreshments, "Pogo” contest. IdaNoyes. 9-12 p.m. Admission $1.50 percouple. Sunday, Jan. 14PARTY — Hlllel Foundation. WinterQuarter Party. 5715 Woodalwn. 8 p.m.LECTURE — Wrangler’s Club presentsWilliam Pouck, Professor of HistoricalTheology, on "Ecumenical ChristianHistory, 1300-1670." University Church.6 p.m.Monday, Jan. ISLECTURE — Labor Youth League pre¬sents Mrs. Dorothy Cole, Council ofAmerica-Soviet Friendship, R e p o rtfrom Warsaw Peace Congress. Haskell108. 3:30 p.m.MOVIE—International House sponsorsEnglish film “Mr. Perrin and Mr.Traill.” 8 p.m. Admission 46 cents.MEETING—Science Fiction Club. Clas¬sics 17. 8 p.m.Tuesday, Jan. 16LECTURE — Calvert Club sponsorsThomas B. McDonough on “Toler¬ance: A Catholic Statement.” De SalesCenter. 7:30 p.m.SWIMMING INSTRUCTORS’ COURSE—UC American Red Cross. Senior LifeSaving. Ida Noyes pool. 6:20 pan.Course beginning.DISCUSSION—Hlllel Coffee Hour withRabbi David Graubart on MauriceSamuel's "The Gentleman and theJew.” 5715 Woodlawn. 3:30 p.m.MOVIES—DOC Film Group, “The PlowThat Broke the Plains,” and "TheRiver,” directed by Pare Lorentz. “Val¬ley of the Tennessee,” directed byAlexander Hackenahmied. “DefenseAgainst Invasion,” produced by WaltDisney. Soc. Scl. 122, 7:15 and 9:15.Admission 35 cents.Wednesday, Jan. 17LECTURE-—United Nations Associationpresents Mr. E. Haas, Instructor InPolitical Science on “The Security The clouds arising from the current myriad of foreign policyideas are going to be penetrated on WMAQ this Sunday by theradio out of whack? honorable gentlemen from Illinois. Senators Paul Douglas andiLS? I^n's Radl° ®faack' Phone Everett Dirksen will tackle the problem, “A Foreign Policy—house after 6 p.m. What s the Answer? , on the American Forum of the Air, atFRENCH LESSONS, private, reasonable 12:30 p.m.qualified Parisian teacher. Quite far away from the Opera soprano, joins Paul White-: TTnifpH Qfafpc foreign noliev man and baritone Earl Wrightsonexpert THEME typing; fast accurate A. in a musical salute to the latework; reasonable rates; prompt service, tne ClUCRgO 1 Heater OI Mie An „ ,MI presents Gilbert and Sullivan’s Y£\\er Etonaldson on the Paulrent top flight 16mm sound features operetta, “The Mikado,” tomor- wwteimm Kevue, jyunaay at bnUTnts- Book now- Gordon row night over WGN at 9 p.m. p,m’ °P WENR-TV. WhitemansThe authors reached their peak in sh°w “ one of *e casesfn^^o^^n^A^Sf’^h^der* this operetta. “The Mikado” has where the personality of the m.c.mg, dictation, typing. Anita Scnroeder, . ^ _ . ... cpllc trip nropram Donaldson isNO 7-0855, evenings. continued its popularity after sur- Tne Pr°sram- ,s: „i,onMC in the composer who wrote “My Bluetyping: accurate, fast. Experienced giving many changes in format. H „ “Sundown ” "Yes Sirand reasonable. Knowledge of Social Jazz and Swing Versions on Broad- £ifa’r"’ n u T ; „ ’hSSTtSSfof’'X**, SSfK,A£°nSt!S' way, as well as a film version T*1.3: s .many more.SS?Jg*? m ■ 8108 Dnl,“' have all been successful. (Here’s An "> ‘*!s promises to be ahoping that the production main- very enjoyable period of TV.ew-'ains its record tomorrow.) *nf^ght shoes/. not to ^ con.MM^Sfute Metropolitan ^Shoes” will bepresented tonight on the DamonRunyon Theater on WGN at 9p.m. This program dramatizes themany short stories that were writ¬ten by Runyan. —Arnold TaskFOR A GOOD square dance caller orInstructor, call Irv Sarnat, PL 2-5064.light hauling,how. DO 3-0822.WANTEDROOMMATE TO share four-room apart¬ment with two graduate students. 6158Klmbark, MU 4-7354.OHOULS. GHOSTS, horrible monstersfor “Nightmare at North Stands,” Fri¬day, Jan: 12, 7 p.m. If Interested, callSU office. Quartet givesfirst concert Continue operas;The Loewenguth Quartet willgive the first University Conc^y A1 TIVSt8hare *partmcnt of the quarter at 8:30 p.m. next— ■ ',.i .I.. — Friday at Mandel Hall. Alfred A long tradition of opera onlost and found Lowenguth, first violin; Maurice campus is to be continued thislost: one monster. Anyone finding Fueri, second violin; Roger Roche, year with a performance of Mo-same please return to "Nightmare at viola, and Pierre Basseux, cello, zart’s The Abduction From theNorth stands,” Friday, Jan. 12, 7 p.m. comprise the group. Seraglio, a comic opera in threepersonals They will perform Beethoven’s acts* There wil1 be three perform-— — — nilo„A r, „nils iq TSTn ances in Mandel Hall: March 30FRANKENSTEIN: We need you des- Quartet in D major, opus IS INO. A iperateiy for “Nightmare at North 3- Egon Wellesz’ String Quartet, and di ana Apni 1. ....Stands.” Friday, Jan. 12, 7 p.m. Love. and Roussel-s Quartet in The opera is being given jointlyD major, opus 45. The group last ** tbe Chicago Music College,Hobby HouseOPEN FROM DAWN TO DAWNSTONY ISLAND AT 67rti 63rd AT DORCHESTER53rd AT KENWOOD“OUR HOBBIES”SANDWICHES ON TOASTED BUNCHEESEBURGER—Top quality beer spiced to your liking. Cooked toperfection. Melted cheese on e crisp bun 35HAMBURGER (Grilled Onion) served with pickle 30Beked Ham 40 Baked Hem served on English Muffin 50Sirloin Steak Socd-ich, Fries 75 Choice Round of Beef 40Bar-B-Q HEAVEN—Two honorable portions of choice Round o'Boat, topped with H. H. Taagy BQ Sauce, garnished, u heapo’ Frias 65Soup 15 Chili 30 Order French Fries 20HOBBY DE LU*E BURGER—Two Generous Portions ofChopped Round Steak on on Open Faced Bun, on theNorthern Side Melted Cheese——on the Southern Side ourBarbecue Sauce, Served with Potatoes, Garnished withTomatoes 65Canadian Bacon Sandwich 40 Midnight 50HOBBY SPECIALTY—Chopped Virginia Baked Horn, Eggs(Scrambled) served with English Muffin 65SWISS-CANADIAN—Crisp Slices Canadian Bacon, GoldenSlices Imported Swiss, Lettuce, Tomato, Olive, Pickle 60 Wolf man?- - -- — - si:pm. Luncheon so cents._ - _ Orchestra, under the direction ofMEETING—Student Christian Associa¬tion, WSSF Committee. Chapel House.4 p.m.TOURNAMENT—Student Union Gamesdepartment presents bowling, withprizes. Ida Noyes, 7 p.m. Admission35 cents.BASKETBALL — Varsity vs. ChicagoTeachers College, Fleldhouse, 8 p m.LECTURE—Baha’i Fellowship presents _rath fo^Wwid today, for two shows 7:15 and Ipheeenia In Tauris, and Wein-umty.” Ida Noyes, North Reception 9:15 p.m. This Academy Award berger’s Shwanda, the Piper mRoom. 7:30 p.m. ■ * 3 1 t_i 1 Q.'Ul• arm’s: rhamhpr nnpraCREER CONFERENCE FOR WOMENInter - Dorm Council sponsors Missrjmcuuu ui me uuiwa nauuiu — ‘ -Various Interpretations.” Ida Noyes vember 1949.Hall. 12-1 30 pan. Luncheon 50 cents. Lawyers' present'Grapes of Wrath' Sigmund Levarie.Among the operas performed Lin the past by students of theUniversity are Purcell’s Dido andIn its first movie program, the Aeneas in 1934; Handel’s comicUC Lawyers’ Guild sponsors opera, Xerxes, in 1935; the first‘Grapes of Wrath” in Judd 126 Chicago performance of Gluck’swinner, was directed by John 1936; Telemann’s chamber opera,Huston and was the subject of Pimpumu*, in 1939 , Milhaud’sBetty Orr, from vocational Guidance the book by John Steinbeck. Ad- Ti*e Misfortunes of Orpheus inOffice. Gates Hail, 7 p.m. mission is 60 cents. 1946; and Pergolesi’s The MusicLECTUSE—Hlllel Foundation presentsCarl Kraeling, director of the Orien-tal Institute, on "Ancient Synagogues g . _ _and Their Art.” 5715 Woodlawn. 8 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 1 1AUDITIONS — Dance Club. Entrantsmust know waltz, foxtrot, and rumba MEETING— Christian Herttage Group,or tango. Ida Noyes Theatre, 3rd floor. Christian association. < .30 pop.i tmnnm Ida Noyes,wwier™- jTp psychology club—“The Problem of peal Drive on the UC campus isMEETING—UC NOR*Wcst6m Music SO- Mpasurinz Results of Psychothcrs** , .. •,ciety. Music school. 7:30 p.m. pSs ProcSSSS?” j. McV. Hunt, now conducting its annual cam-LECTURE—Nu PI Sigma presents Betty Soc. Scl. 122, 4:30 p.m. paign to raise funds.Wallsmith of the Red Cross on the OUTING — Methodist Student Fellow- r’TA wknui r<wirclruoship. After supper (7 p.m.), leave for UA» wnose goat is reconsiruc-work at Goodwill center Methodist tion rather than relief, is a re-Master, presented in 1947.CJA drive startsThe 1951 Combined Jewish Ap-PossibJities of Service, Both Domes¬tic and Foreign, found in the RedCross. Rosenwald 2. 7:30.NEW YORK CUT SIRLOIN STEAK $1.40HOBBY STEAK PLATE 95PORK CHOPS 95ROAST ROUND OF BEEF 95HOBBY MIGNON (Chopped Pure BeetWrapped in Bacon) 85INCLUDES SALAD, POTATOES, ROLL and COFFEEGolden Brown Cream Wattle 35 Creamy Wheat Cakes 25Order of Bacon, Sausage or Hem 25Cereals with Halt and Half 25 Frait Jakes 15Too sled English Maffin 15 Toasted Pecan Roll 18HOBBY SCRAMBLED EGGS—Two Coantry Fresh EggsWhipped m Cream and Cooked m BatterServed with Toast and Preserves 45Pastry 18 Frait Pies 20 Layer Cake 15Tee pe» Pet 10 Iced Tea 10 Coca-Cola 10Milk or Buttermilk 12 Ice Cream 20% Milk Shake 23 Malted Milk 28 Sundaes 25:j: ’ HOBBY COFFEE 10 SPENDSUNDAYNIGHT WITHUS Church. Supper 50 cents.TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL120S E. 63rd St.Learn te dance nowBeginners Ballroom ClassesMon., Wed., Sat. Eves.» • *Rumba, Samba, Tango, etc.Tues., Thurs., FrL Eves.Private Lessons—the quick, sure,and inexpensive way to become agood dancerAny day 12 noon to 11 p.m.Phone HY 3-3080■> SaStiSftSeK* gional organization which corre¬sponds to the nation-wide UnitedJewish Appeal. The funds raisedare for the primary purpose of re¬settlement of Jews from NorthAfrica, the Arab countries, andEurope in Israel. In the UnitedStates CJA performs some socialwelfare functions, and helps tosupport the Anti - DefamationLeague.Drive headquarters for thecampus is the Hillel Foundation,where co-chairmen Da vice Green-blatt and Melvin Cherno have or¬ganized 12 ten-member teams tocontact all Jewish studentsSave 10^-50 y° on TextbooksEVERY BOOK FOR EVERY COURSEIII6,000,000 Books in Stock—6 Floors—Fast Service—Free ParkingCASH IN YOUR OLD BOOKS WE PAY MOREUIIICOK & FOIIETT to.1247S. UIRBHSH • CHICHGO 5PNODE HI rrisan 7-2840Page 12J-V's top North Pork47-44 in PSL openerThe hard-driving J-V cagers last Friday defeated NorthPark’s powerful Vikings on the Bartlett Gym floor. The gamewas a contest of Chicago’s drive and ball-handling abilityagainst North Park’s height and experience. The 47-44 vic¬tory, fifth straight for the Ma^oon-and-White,' makes themthe team to beat in the Private School League this year.The jayvees took the lead in thefirst quarter and held it all the Chicago. Due to an error in theway. Both teams committed a scoreboard, the spectatorslarge number of personal fouls, thought that the score was tied,and Chicago’s superiority at the The clincher basket came when acharity line was an important fae- Chicago shot with 30 seconds re-tor in the victory. Dave Elia, maining bounced over the back-sparklug of the Vikings and one board, but stayed in bounds,of the top basketball players in amazingly missing the struts thatthe city, committed four person- support the backboard. Cool-als in the first ten minutes and headed forward Dave Utleyhad to be benched for almost half pldnked the ball through the hoopof the game. His return in the for the game-winning goal. Sincefourth quarter sparked a brief the error in scoring was not dis-North Park rally that barely fell covered until after the game, Ut-short. Nevertheless, he scored 17 ley’s goal avoided an overtimepoints to lead the Vikings in scor- and a possible protested game, in THE CHICAGO MAROON 7January 12, 1951mg.Golde starsLeading scorer for the Jayvees the event Chicago lost in overtime.The Jayvees travel to Wheatonwas 5-foot 6-inch guard Roger tonight to face the Wheaton acadGolde, with three field goals and emy five,seven free throws for thirteen universitvpoints.Vikings seemed imminent. Con¬sequently, they neglected to slow G F PUtley 2 0 2VanderVeer 2 3 hHall 4 3 3Carlson 1 4 3Golde 3 7 3Colby ? 2 214 19 18 NORTH PARKG F PNoreneA. NelsonSwansonJohnsonEliaPetersonJ. Nelson17 10 22 Women’s LM Swimmers unbeaten sinceseason starts 1948; aim for 25th straightWomen’s intramural basketballwill begin January 22 in IdaNoyes Gymnasium. Games will beplayed at 4:30 p.m. on Monday,Wednesday, and Thursday and at7:30 p.m. on Monday, Tuesday,and Thursday. Practice for teamswill begin immediately. Anyoneinterested in playing may sign upfor a team in Ida Noyes Gym¬nasium.Intramural badminton will beheld Tuesdays at 4:30 p.m. begin¬ning January 22. The season willlast three weeks. All those inter¬ested are invited to come.Park rallied to within one point of north park .........io 13 7 14-^j by Bob MorchIn the past few years, one of Chicago’s varsity teams liasbuilt up an amazing record of consecutive wins. The Maroonswimming team has been undefeated in twenty-four consecu¬tive meets over the past three — — —years. They have won the Chi- sion, two from the Businessc a g o Intercollegiate Swimming School, and one each from Soc.championships two years run- Sci. and Pre-med. Among thesening. They have a five-year record are six major “C” men and twoof 39 wins and 5 losses. holders of Old English “C’s.” TheThe reason? Part of it is the average age of team members iscoach. Likeable Bill Moyle has 21, but team members range indone splendid work with the ma- af?e from 17-year-olds Gene Lewisterial he has on hand. Swimmers ar*d Walter Wolf to 34-year-oldare notorious for developing in- Mel Sutker There are two for-juries and sore muscles, but ei£n students on the team—LouisMoyle has kept the team in top rtag° of Hungary and Gaurangcondition for every meet. Another Yodh of India. Other standout per-factor is the serious attention the formers include Ralph Apton, Bobswimmers give to training. Per- Glasser, Ash Krug, and ISilshaps no group of Maroon athletes Swanson. The co-captains are Louwork as hard as these. River and Elmer Walsh.Varied roster Face Detroit tonightThe team has a roster of eight- At 7 tonight, the swimmers faceeen men. Eleven are from the Col- -Detroit U. in the Bartlett pool,lege, three from the Phy. Sci. divi- The Maroons will be gunning fortheir 25th straight. Admission isfree. This meet is the third amongsix dual and triangular and throetournament meets on this year'sschedule.Photo by Sherin North Park I Sports calendarFriday, Jan. 12Varsity Swimming — 7:00 BartlettPool—Detroit U.Saturday, Jan. 13Varsity Fencing—2:00 Bartlett —Northwestern.Varsity Gymnastics—2:00 Bartlett—Navy Pier. Varsity Track—2:00 Fieldhouse—Monmouth.Basketball—8:00 Fieldhouse—Illi¬nois Tech.Wednesday, Jan. 17Basketball—8:00 Fieldhouse—Chi¬cago Teachers.LEADING SELLERIN AMERICA'SCdlLEGES PHOTOGRAPHS TAKEN ON CAMPISMake the tobacco growersMILDNESS TEST YOURSELF...CHESTERFIELDYES. . .Compare Chesterfield with the brand you'vebeen smoking .. . Open a pack ... enjey that milderChesterfield aroma.And—tobaccos that smell milder smoke milder. Sosmoke Chesterfields—prove they do smoke milder, and theyleave NO UNPLEASANT AFTER-TASTE.Copyright 19)1. ttoaax Ac Mveu TomQCO Ufc