University Puts On Glad RagsTo Play At Annual “I-F” Ball;Bobby Byrne Furnishes MusicCorrects^ime”ErrorCalling Time Magazine’s recentstory on the Chilean President Aguir¬re Cerda an “unfortunate oversight”,Amada Alonso, Visiting Professor ofSpanish and Director of the Instituteof philology at Buenos Aires yester¬day said, it was nevertheless “nothinggrave”.Time recently was severely scoredby President Roosevelt when they rana story on the Chilean President.Aquin e Cerda has since died and whenexpressing the sympathies of theAmerican toward Chile, Roosevelttook the opportunity to brand Time’sstory a “disgusting lie.”“Disgusting Lie”In its story, the magazine said thatAguirre Cerda’s retirement from po¬litical activity was caused by his fre¬quent visits to his wine vineyards.The next sentence said that he wasill, implying to Roosevelt that theChilean draiA himself into ill health. The new name of the Out¬ing Club, which is organizedto sponsor away-from-campusactivities such as skiing, sail¬ing, and horseback riding, isTerraqua. This name, submit¬ted by Ricky Jacobson, co¬editor of Pulse, was chosenfrom a large number of en¬tries to the clubs new-namecontest. The prize for the bestname submitted, five dollars,has already been received byMr. Jacobson.U. S. Peace'Better ForEurope—Sharp“In the face of economic German in¬vasion, the United States can be moreeffective in aiding the inhabitants ofEurope by keeping clear of the fight-ing,” declared Malcolm C. Sharp ofthe University Law School yesterdayafternoon in Classics 13 as he address¬ed a meeting of the Youth CommitteeAgainst War.Sharp, who considers the vote onthe Arms Embargo Act and on the(Continued on page four) Chicago’s largest dancing floor willbe the scene of the University’s mostfestive fall social event this eveningwhen close to six hundred couplesJoy fox dance to the music of Bobby Byrneat the annual I-F Ball in the StevensHotel.Nominally limited to fraternityVirginia Allen men, the Ball will play host to severalindependents who have been invitedby the I-F committee in recognitionof their prominence in quadrangle ac-Clayton TraegerAccording to Alonso, the ChileanPresident owned and controlled manyvineyards and wine cellars and be¬cause of these interests was popularlyknown as “Don Tinto”, or Mr. RedWine. Time’s story, he continued,“was nothing grave but it would havebeen better not to have written it.One mustn’t pay attention to jokeslike this. They are all right for thehome country, but become more seri¬ous when taken out of context.”Drink Too Much?In explaining his belief that Time(lid not mean to make out the Chileanus a drunkard, Alonso said, “It wasjust an oversight, but I deplore thata magazine as widely read and aspopular in South America as Timeshould print something which is notopportune for the good neighbor pol¬icy.” Vol. 41. No. 32 Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 28. 1941 Three CentsWell!!Saroyan Baffles TrendBoys With Fantasy tivities.Working to make this year’s I-F thebiggest and best of all time, the dancecommittee arranged to use the Stevensballroom to afford the utmost in danc¬ing accommodations and setting. Withthe largest ballroom in the city, thelongest bar, and one of the best or¬chestras, the committee has all thephysical facilities for a memorableprom.Belles Ford and AllenIF head Clayton Traeger and Settle¬ment Board Chairman Jay Fox willlead the ball, escorting Virginia Al¬len, Interclub head, and Cap andGown’s Charlotte Ford.For the second time in IF history,freshman pledges will be able to at¬tend the Ball. Previous to last year,pledging was after the Ball.(Continued on page three)“When I was traveling in Chile lastyear,” the Professor went on, “Theard the people always humorouslycall their president ‘Don Tinto’ ” andhe added that it was no more seriousthan for an American to make asimilarly humorous remark aboutRoosevelt.Avukah ThrowsGym-Jam InFirst FunctionGym-jam, presented by Avukah,comes off this Saturday night at 8:30in Ida Noyes Hall, with the price forthis affair, tax-included, at 44 cents.Avukah, which is the University’sstudent Zionist movement, presentsGym-jam as its first social function ofthe quarter.Entertainment is promised in theform of a roller-skating, dancing,ping-pong, shuffle-board, and a solve-a-mystery game. To make the eveningeven more complete there will be hotdogs, cokes, popcorn, potato chips,punch, and cookies.Announcement that this year’s 1941version of Gym-jam will be strictlydateless sounds reasonable. Youcouldn’t have a Gym-jam with dates—not with hot-dogs, cokes,' popcorn,potato chips, punch, cookies, roller¬skating, dancing, ping-pong, shufflehoard, and solve-a-mystery.Student ForumVelma Whitgrove, Mary Eliza-»beth Davis, Toby Muskin, juniors,and Harriet Eaton, sophomore, willrepresent the University of Chi¬cago’s Student Forum at the thirdannual Women’s Discussion Tour-ney, at Purdue, Nov. 28-29.The group will be the Midway’sstudent spokesman on the well usedtopic “What should the policy ofthe United States be in a post-warworld.” William Saroyan is a good writer.William Saroyan is eccentric. TrendEditor Jack Barnes knew this whenhe wrote to the playwright-author butthe reply was far more than he hadhoped for. Saroyan’s response was abrilliant fantasy which he called “AnEssay at Theatre” and it sent theeditors into a deep and bitter con¬troversy which is still raging.The reason for this heated debate isthe manner in which Saroyan finishedthe neatly typed manuscript. The lasttyped words were:“Clown: (To Girl) Would be com¬forted by a Clown.”Directly following this line wasSaroyan’s bold, sweeping hand say¬ing:“Saroyan: That’s all brother—whatdo you want, a movie?”Now the question before the boardis this: is that line in Saroyan’s hand¬writing part of the story, or is it amessage to the editors. Jack Barnesis not sure. Allan Dreyfuss is not sure.And so the two dispatched a telegramto the author in his San Franciscohome asking for a translation of thepuzzling line.At press time they were awaitingthe reply, but both have a sinkingfeeling that his answer will be asbaffling as the point in question anda new argument will be raised as tothe meaning of his telegram. “Ham¬let’s problem was nothing comparedto this,” sighed Barnes.Less puzzling to the thought-wearyeditors were the student contributionsof Glamour Girl Fay Horton, WilliamHear ViolinistAt Int HouseViolinist Claire Wellman wassoloist at a musicale last nightat International House. She was ac¬companied by Vierlyn Duerr.As a former member of Phil Spital-ny’s All Girl Orchestra, Miss Wellmanhas played throughout the country andis the winner of several musical schol¬arships. In 1935 she made her debutwith the Chicago Musical Guild.Wieniowski’s Concerto in D minor,Bach’s “Saraband e”, Vieutemps’“Adagio Religioso” and Nachez’s“Danse Tzigane” are among the se¬lections which she played. Todd, of the Maroon Sports Staff, RoyEmery, Don Warnei:, and John Crock¬ett, transfer from Harvard.As well as featuring the literarymediums of the students. Trend willBill Saroyan. . . that’s all brotherhave illustrations sprinkled through¬out the first issue. Joan Waddell of theArt Institute has designed the coverand typographical design. Fred Gies-bert, also of the Institute, will con-Present FallBand ConcertWith final practices over, HaroldBachman, University Band Director,has declared the group ready for thebig annual Fall Concert to be pre¬sented Sunday afternoon at 3:30 inMandel Hall.Last rehearsal before the concertwas held last night, from 7 until 9,when final touches were put on theseveral pieces to make up the pro¬gram.The program will be varied and in¬teresting, ranging from Bach’s Chor¬ale, “Komm Susser Tod” and theHandel “Water Music Suite” to agroup of patriotic military marches.Also on the program will be the Cor¬onation scene from “Boris Godounow”by Moussorgsky, the Queen of Heartsoverture by Gagnier, a lyric poem,“Garden of the Gods,” dedicated by itscomposer, Rubertis, to the Universityof Chicago, and a group of there ne¬gro dances by Florence Price. tribute several illustrations for thepoetry and fiction pages.Judging from the optimistic pressreleases, Barnes and Co. are satisfiedwith their status quo. Business HeadKneupfer is satisfied with the finan¬cial profepect. The contributors aresatisfied at having their works pub¬lished. But don’t mention Saroyan’sname in the vicinity of MitehellTower!Douglas AsksGty to BillMotor CoachesA request that the Chicago MotorCoach Company pay compensation forthe use of the city streets was broughtforward by Paul H. Douglas, aldermanof the fifth ward and professor of eco¬nomics at the University, at the CityCouncil meeting this week.Since objections have been raised byQuinn, traction spokesman, to the es¬tablishment of a franchise, this newlysuggested resolution would providefor compensation on a day to daybasis.Action concerning payment to thecity was instituted some time agoafter the Supreme Court reversed aprevious decision and gave the cityalmost complete control of the streets.Watkins TalksOn ProudhonTwo lectures on the French philos¬opher-anarchist Pierre Joseph Proud¬hon will be given Monday and Wed¬nesday afternoons, December 8 and10 by Professor Frederick M. Wat¬kins of Cornell University in the So¬cial Science Assembly Room at 4:30.According to Professor LeonardWhite, head of the University polit¬ical science department. ProfessorWatkins is one of the most brilliantof the younger men in the field of po¬litical theory and has been making aspecial study of Proudhon.He is a popular lecturer on theCornell campus and has debated gov¬ernment issues with such figures asNorman Thomas. DiscussesDefense“Argentina and Hemisphere De¬fense” will be discussed by ProfessorAmado Alonso, visiting professor atthe University from the National Uni¬versity of Buenos Aires at this week’sSunday night supper at InternationalHouse.Born in Spain and one time memberof the Spanish Republican party Pro¬fessor Alonso is now a naturalizedcitizen of Argentina. He was a specialdelegate from the National Universityto the recent Fiftieth AnniversaryCelebration and was awarded an hon¬orary degree at the convocation inSeptember./BridgeTourneyMoves AheadTuesday and Wednesday, December2nd and 3rd have been chosen as thedates for the University Bridge Tour¬nament in the north lounge of theReynolds’ Club. The number of par¬ticipants are limited to twenty tablesper evening. Thursday the three win¬ners from each evening, Tuesday andWednesday, will play in the finals.Matched point Duplicate ContractBridge is the system used.Alpha Delt VictorsLast years winners and defendingchampions this year are the AlphaDelt Flying A’s, consisting of CarlNohl, Lou Letts, Carl Stanley, andTim Thomas. The Beta’s, Phi Deltsand Alpha Delt “B” teams were run¬ner up, 3rd and 4th place winners.In former years, the winners havebeen the Sigmas, the Law School, andthe Delta Sigmas.Well RepresentedEach club, fraternity and independ¬ent group has at least one team in therunning. This is the only activity oncampus where the girls can compete(Continue^ on page three)Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 28. 1941Professor SchmitVsPlan To Lose The WarThe world is hoping for a de¬cent post war settlement. ButBernadotte Schmitt, the dis¬tinguished service professor andPulitzer prize winner—a manshould know better—seriouslyproposes that the allies cripple adefeated Germany, wreck the in¬dustries of the country andeventually reduce its populationfrom 80 to 50 millions.Mr. Schmitt is convinced thatthe German people are so thor¬oughly indoctrinated by Prus¬sian militarism that they are adevil nation. He hopes to solvethis so-called German problemby having a w^orse Versaillesthan the last one. He is naturallyshocked by the treatment of tfiePoles and Belgians and then pro¬poses similar treatment of theGerman people as a solution forpost war problems.Policies of AlliesHe forgets that Naziism camenot merely from Prussian mili¬tarism but also from the stupidand revengeful policies of theallies in the treaty of Versaillesand in the post war period. Heforgets the reparations, the al¬lied blockade, the war guiltbrand against Germany, andmost important of all, the failureof the democratic nations to endeconomic insecurity. Thesethings helped bring Hitler intopower more than any Germananti-democratic tradition.We want to ask Mr. Schmitt:Will another Versailles make theGerman people more or lesspower crazy and aggressive than-they are today? And if the Ger¬man people do not like the alliesare we going to keep them a con¬quered people forever? Are theallies going to assume the burd¬en and expense of watching over50 to 80 million people? We donot think they will take such aresponsibility. Sooner or laterthey will be forced to let theGermans have their own govern¬ment. And do you think that aGerman people rising from un-Tfie OoUcf THo/iOcnfounded in 1902The Daily ■ Maroon is the official studentiwspaper of the University of Chicagro, pub-,hed mornings except Saturday, Sunday, andonday during the Autumn, Winter, and•rtng quarters by The Daily Maroon Com-,ny, 6831 University Avenue. Telephones:irde Park 9222.After 6:30 phone in stories to our printers,le Chief Printing Company, 148 West 62ndreet. Telephones: Wentworth 6123 and 6124.The University of Chicago assumes no re.onsibility for any statements appearing inle Daily Maroon, or for any contract enteredto by The Daily Maroon.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves theShts of publication of any material *PPe**'*g in this paper. Subscription rates: $2.76 aar, $4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18,08, at the post office at Chicago, Illinois,ider the act of March 3, 1879.MemberPissocided CollebidG PressDistributor ofCblle6icile Di6eslBOARD OF CONTROLEditorialVMES BURTLE RICHARD PHILBRICK,[CHARD HIMMEL ChairmanROBERT REYNOLDSBusinessEDGAR L. RACHLIN, Business ManagerRICHARD BOLES, Advertising ManagerEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESobert Lawson, Nancy Lesser, Beata Mueller,lilip Rieff, Chloe Roth, Stuart Schulberg,Shirlee Smith, Marshall Pattullo andElizabeth Jane WatersBUSINESS ASSOCIATESGeorge Flanagan, Howard Kamin,Wallens, William Bell,Ellen Tuttle Richard der two harsh peace treaties willbe more or less aggressive thanthey are today.Nazi MethodsDo you really think, Mr.Schmitt, that we can make theGerman people more democraticby using Nazi methods againstthem? Do you think we canteach a people to understandfreedom and democracy by keep¬ing them in quasi-slavery. Yourplan will not lay the groundworkof any lasting peace in Europe.It will be the Genesis of TheThird World War.*We would not give one iota ofsupport to this war if wethought the allies were going totreat a conquered Germany asMr. Schmitt suggests. We wouldbe among the strongest followersof Norman Thomas, if wethought many enlightened peo¬ple would take Schmitt’s sugges¬tions seriously.We need fewer tirades againstthe character of any people andmore discussion of the genuineproblem of post war reconstruc¬tion. We need less thought ofways of getting even with Ger¬many and more thought about By BARBARA ORTLUNDWell, with I.F. andThree-Way......coming up, and all in the courseof a week, a lot of us gals has got usdates—the dorms, offices, and localcoke-bars are full of gabbing peoplediscussing men, women, clothes, flow¬ers, cars, why did HE ask HER, etc.The smoothest couples ...... ever will be going hand in hand(we expect the Mortarboards and PsiU’s to arrive in a body). The Quads,Sigmas, and Esoterics will be in theirglory, and a good time will be hadby all. We expect the P.O. Trio to liveup to their name too.Helen Weiselberg......is dating Georges (with an S)Girton. Mimi Dayton with Lyle Smith,Nancy Miller and Les Dean (a hand¬some twosome), Sigrid Grande withLyle Johnson, Alpha Delts Bob Dilleand Daisy Brown dating Carol Moon-how to eliminate political andeconomic insecurity in both de¬feated and victorious nations.J. B.college intlial man from^^tho birth of the bines'^olackteagardenand his orchestrapanther room no cover chargemalaya room in either roomhotel shermanNight Editors: Beth Carney andDann Piyest Gone To Thel-FBallWHALEN & BUCHANANSTUDIOSWill You Be The MostPhotogenic Couple?/WEIL TAKE YOUR PICTURE TONITE AND SEE5510 S. CORNELL THE CORNELL HOTEL ey and Betty Plasman, respectively.Elaine Hackett and Joan Roehler, Sig¬ma freshman, with Aubrey Moore andJim Hoatson, also respectively. Rose¬mary Peacock and Bud Baker, as ifyou didn’t know, Genevra Lorish withJoe Moore, Betsy Wallace with JohnCrosby, and Meri Stout and Don Coe.Maroonites (plug)Lynn Tuttle and Bill Bell, Dick Phil-brick and Shirley Borman, Ed Rach-lin and Mme. X, Dick Bolks and AnneHaight, Phyllis Pfaelzer and Joe Ja¬cobson, Marge Krause and Dick Drey¬fus.Scoop......we just had an indignant phonecall from Bud Moran, demanding toknow why he hadn’t heard any morefrom “the good looking club girl inBox Z-99.’’ That’s a pretty dirty trick,club girl.NoticeWill that cute little red head pleasestop following Nels Fuqua? He has adate. Has anyone seen that picture ofClayton Traeger in our office. We can’tdecide whether or not it’s piore glam-orus than Dean Smith’s face shining down from the same bulletin board.Speaking of shining faces,...has anyone seen Jerk Jergeraround? We haven’t seen him forweeks. Maybe Faulkner is too muchfor him. We guess that takes careof the “Has anybody seen—?” angleWe had a strange phone call theother day. It was Milton Dauber look¬ing for 1906 Maroons. And guess whathe wanted them for—Pulse!! P. S Hpdidn’t get them.I.F. PredictionsOne girl will go home early be¬cause her date objects to her ogling(Continued on page three)CLASSIFIEDN«w 1425 N«w $75 Raccoon coat. Privattparty will sacrifice man’s extra heavyraccoon coat. In perfect condition. CallMidway 1662 after 4:80 p.m. weekdaya.LEX 1162 E. 63rdPush Back SeatsU. T.1131-1133 E. 55th St.COMPLETE SELECTIONOF WINES ANDBOHLED BEERSFREE DELIVERYMID. 0524BLATZ and SIEBENS BEERS FRI.-SAT.. NOV. 28-29HENRY FONDA—JOAN BENNETT“WILD GEESE CALLING"plus •DEAD END KIDS"SPOOKS RUN WILD"EXTRAI COLOR CARTOONSUN.-MON.-TUES.-WED.November 30—December 1-2-3DOROTHY LAMOUR**Aloma of TheSouth Seas"PLUS''Tonkf AMilUon"Kead Swedenborg's"DIVINE LOVEAND WISDOM'lOc unabridgedat UniversitY and otherbookstoresANNUAL REPORT OF BUKE and GATES HALLSJuly I, 1940 through June 30, 1941The University publishes annually, following completion of the annualaudit of its accounts by Certified Public Accountants, statements withrespect to the operations of its Residence Halls and Commons.The following statement covers Blake and Gates Halls for the fiscalyear 1940-41, and sets forth the total income and expense and the averagecost per occupant-day to the residents and to the University:Gross Income Days AverageTotal per personAmount per dayResidents 39,376Guests 1^66 $26,604.48699.00 $ .648.557Totals 40,631 $26,203.48 $ ,645ExpensesSalaries and Wages:SupervisionSocial SupervisionFull-time EmployeesStudent Employees $ 849.231.232.466,231.272.102.46 $ .021.030.153.052Total Wages and Salaries $10,416.41 $ .266Supplies incidental to servicing rooms; laundry,fuel, light, heat, and insurance $ 6,607.06 $ .163Cleaning and Decorating, repairs, -and provisionfor replacement of furniture and equipment... $ 8,176.46 $ .201Purchasing and Accounting $ 1,341.64 $ .033Total Expenses , $26,540.46 $.653Net LossNet loss absorbed by the educational budget ofthe University $ 336.98 $ .008Provision for the repair of the building and for replacement of equipment,furniture and linens, is charged as an operating expense.The next statement in the series will cover the operations of Snell andHitchcock Halls.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 28. 1941 Page Threereputati<m'i^:i^ ai3t1Ul(iividiuel knackSUboiut fashi^i 4.»proof of IS in this^ ‘Scry swishformal which w^ae <Jreated exactly to hertaste 1)^’ Caifort Pirie Scott & Co^s Fabric Sectk)n. Ifm : ^^\-»you pi life chll^iea as individual aa your handwriting,^ takeijv’iair ciWB frtPm ‘ ‘ Mike’* and pay a visit to Carson’s^^Fah^r Sechin!)!! which is extravagantly filled withSmatlifils, paltiWfns and ideas for creating your own||'^origj|ii4s of Fabric Fashions Second FloorQILLUSTRATEP IS'fromvdoUt ^FATTEKN S42S$ net, 1.25 YARDcllsdW PIRIE SCOArrow Gordon is the oxford shirtwith the nonchalant personality. Ithas the favorite college collar, thehandsome button-down Dover; itsSanforized-shrunk (fabric shrinkageless than 1%); it’s Mitoga-tailored tofit you, not your roommate; and itsbuttons are anchored on. But bestof all, it’s only $2! Get ArrowGordon today!ARHOWSHIRU“I-FBaULeaders(Continued from page one) Must CollectPhotostatsQuicklyPopular bandleader Bobby Byrnewill bring his orchestra to the Stev¬ens for dancing and novelties fromten until two. Byrne’s orchestra comesdirectly from a sensational stand inCharlotte Ford Students in the college who regis¬tered at the beginning of the yearmust call at the Registrar’s Office im¬mediately for photostatic copies ofthis year’s schedule, E. C. Miller, Uni¬versity Registrar, announced today.“Friday, December 5 is the absolutedeadline on getting these photostats,’’Miller continued, “and class reserva¬tions will be made only for those stu¬dents who have called for them be¬fore that date.’’Advance registrations include De¬cember 1-5, students in the Divisionof the Biological Sciences and in thethe East, and the I-F group will getthe Chicago preview of the Easternfavorite. The band has been signed fora stand in the Panther Room of theSherman Hotel immediately after theIF engagement.Independents who have been ex¬tended invitations include Dick Him-mel, Ed Rachlin, Ricky Jacobson, Len¬ny Turovlin, Jim Burtle, Webb Fiser,and Bro Crane. All independents in¬vited will not need tickets but will berecognized at the door.Freshmen WomenDiscuss Styles“Clothes, Who Wears What, When,Where, and How’’ will be the subjectunder discussion at the meeting ofthe Freshman Commission Group thisMonday, December 1. Louise Cumminsand Carroll Russell head the groupwhich will convene in the Y.W.C.A.Room in Ida Noyes Hall at 4.Any freshman woman is eligible tobecome a member of the group. If in¬terested, they should come up to theY.W.C.A. office in Ida Noyes for anappointment with Miss Dorothy P.Powell, executive secretary of theUniversity of Chicago “Y’’.Sigrid Grande will open the discus¬sion on clothes at the meeting. Thegroup was formed to consider ques¬tions and issues related particularlyto freshman women.The shirt with No Bad HahitsBefore Or After The BallVisit ThePalm GroveInnAt The Shores of Lake Michiganon 56th StreetAnd Enjoy Our Fine PoodsAnd Most Delicious CocktailsS and C HoldsMeeting TodaySkull and Crescent will hold an im¬portant mating this afternoon at 2:30in Lounge A of the Reynolds Club.Members will discuss plans for theSkull and Crescent Corsageless For¬mal.Division of the Social Sciences; De¬cember 8-12, students in the Divisionsof the Humanities and the PhysicalSciences.fVWWVWVVVVVVVVVWVVVWVARead TheDaily Maroon Bridge—(Continued from page one)*with the men. Each person entering isassessed twenty-five cents (25 cents),payable at time of registration to de¬fray the expenses of the room andprizes. Silver loving cups are to bepresented to the winners and Secondplace prizes are monogrammed decksof playing cards to carry on the Con¬tract tradition on the campus.ReservationsPlayers have their choice of playingeither Tuesday or Wednesday in theprimary elimination contest. Reserva¬tions will be taken by Reynolds’ ClubCouncil members or at the Reynolds’Club desk from 2 to 5 Monday throughFriday. The deadline for reservationsis Monday, December 1st. Bazaar^(Continued from page two)other men... one couple will arrivenot on the best of terms.. .some Dekeswill spend the evening in Hanley’s andsome Alpha Delts will not eat at theColony Club...Dave Schoenfeld, thePsi U who ha.d a birthday, Bob Peters,and Dick Jones are coming stag—PepPaulson “jest ain’t talking.’’ And forthe finishing touch, Janey Graham isdating Mike Jones, Steve Grahampicked a winner with Charlotte Getz,and Betty Berry is still torn betweentwo fires. We hope there won’t be anycases of amnesia tonight and thatall of you Have a wonderful time.LETS 'TICK A RIB" OR "TEAR A CHICKEN"at theTROPICAL HUT1320 EAST 57th ST. PledgePhi Sigma Delta Fraternity an¬nounces the pledging of Fred G.Hillman of Chicago. 'Page Fout THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 28. 1941Awards Given ToEight HarriersCoach Ned Merriam has announcedthe following Cross Country awardson the basis of work doAe during theseason just completed:OLD ENGLISH “C”John Clark LeggitTruman Laurence DahlbergForrest Leigh TozerPLAIN GARMENT AWARDSHoward Alfred WinkelmanHarry Vivian RobertsHarold Ervin HarwoodNUMERAL AWARDSWilliam James Mayer-OakesSidney Robert PickusLeggit. Dahlberg and Winklemanreceived minor letters last year. Rob¬erts, Harwood and Tozer earned nu¬merals last season.Bright spot in the rather dull sea¬son just completed was the work ofthe two freshmen which have beenrewarded with numerals. Both menare definitely Big Ten calibre andnext year’s squad, built around themand the three minor lettermen, all ofwhom will be returning, should showsome excellent results. Ned MerriamO —«ngSPORTSWith WERNER BAUMSports EditorA LetterSports EditorThe Daily MaroonDear Werner,Many people who do not know BobSmidl personally are inclined to re¬gard his enrollment this year at an¬other school with scorn. However, ifthey 'knew Bob, they would nevercondemn him.Last season Smidl was one of thethree best freshman basketeers not tomention his being the ace on the froshtennis squad. At Oak Park High he-was an all-suburban guard; and,teamed with Jimmy Evert of SennHigh, he won the National JuniorDoubles Tennis Championship.Grades Are NeededSurely Chicago wouldn’t want tolose one athlete like this and so feel¬ing among some was high when hedid not return. But at Chicago marksare necessary and Smidl was not surethat he was going to be eligible aftergiving his all in frosh sports and let¬ting his studies slip.Thus he took no chances. He en¬rolled at a school that opened onemonth earlier than the University ofChicago so that, if he failed on hisre-examinations he would not be outof school. But he did not fail—andhe has come back to the school of hisfirst choice. He will register thiswinter quarter if he can gain hisfather’s consent. announces awardsBasketballei^GiveSpirited DisplayBoth the varsity and freshman bas¬ketball squads resembled groups ofblocking backs more closely than theydid basketball players in yesterday’sturbulent two hour scrimmage. Theyelbowed, pushed, and clawed, but dis¬played a fiery spirit that should doCoach Nels Norgren’s heart good.Off the BeamNoticeably lacking was the abilityof both the veterans and the fresh¬men to work in near to the bucket andsuccessfully set up their shots. Onlythe two reliables Ed Nelson and ChuckWagenberg were able to sink any ma¬jority of their shots, the rest werehighly inaccurate.Norgren lectured his charges, as hehas been doing for several days, onguarding and following up their at¬tempts at the basket quickly.The first five to oppose the freshmenwas composed of Lifton, Nelson,Crosbie, Heinen and Fogel, while thesecond consisted of Durkee, Hussum,Krowkowka, Zimmerman, and Oakley.Shake His HandWe can’t hold anything against Bobfor refusing to gain an education— but rather we can shake his hand ingratitude for he certainly can do asmuch for Chicago as any man herenow.Sincerely yours,Mike BarrashThis letter by no means representsthe beliefs, principles or ideas of thisdepartment.BaseballCoach Kyle Anderson asks allprospective baseball candidates .toappear at a meeting to be held thisnoon in the Bartlett Trophy Room.Practice dates and schedule prob¬lems are to be the main featuresof the discussion.mAfter The I-FLet*s Meet AtRICARDOSStudio Restaurant437 RUSH ST. DEL. 0485 Fencers MeetStrong AlumniThe Bartlett Fencing Room will bethe scene of a meet between the alum¬ni and the varsity Saturday eveningat 8. The match is Coach Hermanson’sreply to the challenge of alumni HerbStrauss and Loyal Tingley to matchfoils, epees, and sabres in a pre-sea¬son tilt.Several names of importance in thefencing world will see action whenTingley, former national epee cham¬pion, Strauss, former Big Ten foilchampion, and Joe Molkup, last year’sBig Ten sabre champion unsheaththeir weapons.Alumni Star-StuddedRepresenting the alumni on the foilteam will be Alex George, HerbertRuben, Herbert Strauss, and MatthewGladstone, all former Big Ten cham¬pions. Competing with the epees willbe fencers Loyal Tingley, C. R. Corb¬ett, and Demarest Polachek, division¬al junior champ. The sabres will bewielded by Molkup and Paul Siever,national collegiate champions, andEdward Boultner.Experience LackingTo cope with this all-star array.Coach Hermanson will have to relyon the only three experienced fencersBenjamin Pritz, Robert Kraybill, andRaymond Norton. Several numeralwearers will see action on the stripsalong with these three veterans.The varsity, still in the embryonicstages, is not counting on a victoryover their more experienced rivals butwin, lose or draw the meet in Bartletttomorrow night at 8 should producesome excellent matches. Irish May PlayIce Hockey TeamPoor weather conditions have caus¬ed a delay in the ice-skating practicesessions under the North Stands ofStagg Field. Dismayed over the sud¬den gracious radiance of ol’ man Sol,the enthusiastic men who have signedup for the hockey team are eagerlyawaiting the 90 days of skating thathave been forecasted for the comingseason.Ice will probably start to form inthe middle of next month. From thenon practice will be carried on between4 and 5 in the afternoon on Mondays,Wednesday and Fridays. The shelteredNorth Stands provide an ideal rinkfor ice-skating in as much as the win¬ter sports lovers will be shielded fromextreme cold conditions, wind, andsnow.May Play IrishAthletic Director J. Nelson Metcalfhas announced that there is more thanan even chance that Notre Dame willbe on the list of colleges that theMaroons will meet this winter. Alsoincluded in the list of probable schoolsis Armour College of the Illinois In¬stitute of Technology.Of the some 29 men who are official¬ly registered for the team, RalphHowe has been the spearhead in at¬tracting the attention of students tothe winter sport. Others out for theteam are: John Dryden, Bruce Pattou,Stuart Bernstein, John Ragle, Marsh¬al Blumenthal, Jim Watson, PaulJones, Andy Park, and Gene Johnson.The University's Newest HabitBOWLINGATSTEVENSON RECREATION, Inc.28 MODERN BOWLING ALLEYSAIR CONDITIONED—OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY757 E. 79THMORTON'SHyde Park's Leading Steak HouseFOR RESERVATIONPLAZA 9088 5487 LAKE PARK AVE.COLLEGE NIGHTEVERY FRIDAYRICHARDHIMBERAND HIS CHAMPIONSCOLLEGE ENTERTAINMENTProfessional Floor ShowGET STUDENT RATE TICKETS AT MAROON OFFICE.NOW 65 CENTSEDGEWATERBEACH HOTEL5300 BLOCK SHERIDAN ROAD Sharp—(Continued from page one)Lend-Lease bill as most indicative olAmerican trends of feeling, addecfurther, “that the next 'most important vote in Congress will be someform of declaration of war.” That th<people will oppose a declaration h<deemed improbable because of theway the issue may be presented.Speaking of today’s military activity, an optimistic note was struck b>Prof. Sharp’s reference to the findingsof Foreign Service Committee’s report of German oil losses and suppljreductions. He also intimated that althe point of exhaustion our best contribution would come as that elementof moderation necessary to stabilizepost-war reconstruction.4 MONTH INTENSIVE COURSEPOR COllECe STUDENTS AND GRADUATESA thorough, tutOMsive. stenographic course —starting January 1, April 1, July 1, October i.Interesting Booklet sent free, without ohligaiwit— write or phone. No solicitors employed.moserBUSINESS COLLEGEPAUL MOSER. J.D. PH rRegular Courses for Beginners, open to High^hool Graduates only, start first Mondayof each month. Advancea Courses startany Monday. Day and Fvening. EveningCourses open to men.116 S. Michigon Av«., Chicogi. solph 434fyUB HIBIIOtIBttI was tailing my roommate about thismittaka I'd mada, and ha was sure get¬ting a laugh. Roommatas always get alaugh whan you do somathing silly likeI did. See, I was sanding out some laun¬dry, and I wasn't watching what I stuckin tha bundle, so three days later, thebundle comas back and tha delivery manis wiping a smile off his face as ha handsit to me. I wonder what is the big joke,and than whan I open tha package, Isee what he means. I'va stuck my tails intha bundle, and here they've come backrough dryed. If you've never worn clotheswhich have been "rough dryed" you'redue for a red latter day. Tha laundry justwads everything up into a vary tiny balland stuffs it into tha water. Then theyblow on it when it comes out, and sendit back to you all wadded up nice andtight. So you shoulda' seen me when Iclimbed into those tails. Lika BathlessGroggins in hii winter underwear.So like I tall you, the roommate justsits and snickers. I ask him what's funny,as if I didn't know."Tha funny part is," ha says, "theyreally don't look much worse than theydo whan you have 'em cleaned andpressed. They fit just about as well. Thecoattails up around your waist, and thetrouser cuffs hugging your calfs.""Smart guy, what do I do about it.You know I can't afford to lay out a100 bucks for a new suit of tails.""Who said anything about a lOQ bucks.Don't you think the Hub has solved theevening clothes problem, just like theyheve for sport coats, sweaters, and casu¬al stuff? Instead of buying tails and tuxseparata, you can gat their combinationconsisting of two jackets (one tail-coatand ona tuxedo) with one pair of trou¬sers. Midnight blue and only $56.50. Andthey'll fit you like a fashion photo."I reach for a shoe horn. "Pry me outof this masquerade costume, quick. I got¬ta gat down to tha Hub. I wanta bephotogenic at tha IF tonight."the I hubSt ill A iintl Ju<h,son, CUlCAtiOV 1 1 f m fW 1 f9M JJ 1 ■1 imm m 1The nation’s youth, siven every opportunity for enlightened education, is a vast reser¬voir of the nation's future human resources. For this, we are no less thankful, than for dur ☆ > imaterial wealth.University of Virginia's AthleticTroupe has gained wide renownfor the unusual entertainmentthey provide for college events,hiqh schools and conventions.John Kirsten, above, specializesin faticy rope twirling. ^This comic trio composed of George Reusr Clif Reynolds artd Jake Jacprovide the humorous side of the program. Their simple looking stunts oftare the hardest.Everett Coffey, captain of the troupe, acts as bottom for this balancing stunt. Bill Gregoryholds back lever, while Brainard Belmore does a hand stand to top it off. Try it sometime!MSdfct Atom Smasher Ready lor Trouble — With the situation in the Far East growing more tenseUniversity of the Philippines at Manila has taken precautionary measures by bithese air raid shelters on the campus. Most of them are of cement construction ccwith sandbags.Dr. W. R. Kanne, research physicist at Illinois Tech,lains the "target end" of what will probably be the world's smallest atom0 of Tech's co-eds. The tiny electrostatic generator will be ready for useAoaeFootball Doesn’t Have All the Razzle-DazzleBook Brifodo — Da¬vidson Coiiese studentsformed a booi< brisadeto move tons of volumesfrom an old libraryacross the campus to thenew library. Formationis the same as the bucketbri3ade used by volun¬teer firemen. Only dif¬ference was that studentshanded small packasesof books from one toanother down the linerather than buckets. AcmeFirst Doan of Womanat Gettysburs Colleseis Miss Elizabeth Con¬nelly who has just as¬sumed duties in thenewly created post. Shewas formerly AssistantDean of Women at theUniversity of Illinois.^ THATlS ^THE NEW M-3-28 TONS ANDSHE CAN TAKE, ANYTHING^ {70W! I LL BETMR.06WEy f=EtT^THAT/ wtA W I FEELBLACK AND BLUEJUST WATCHING iCHARLEY DEWEY'S JOB (STESTING UNCLE SAM'S NEWEST BATTLEBUGGIES. HIS OGARETTE IS THE ARMYMAN'S FAVORITE—CAMEL KHARUEDEWEXTHE OFFIOAL TESTDRIVER. WATCH^IM TAKE THATj^^Ea-HOLEJUMP!f THAT'S THE> OLDARAiySPIRIT. CAMa'S► THE SMOKE fWITH US atSOME DRIVING,► MISTER-HOW DO youI R<'iiiuli|.Tut>ar««(V.WlmlM-MalMii.N. 1'.GIVE /V\E CAMELSEVERY TIME.THEY'RE exnU MItOAND THEY'VE REAUYGOT THE navDftTHAT HITS THESPOT—'I'DWALK A MILE FORA CAMEL'ANY day! THE SMOKE OF SLOWER-BURNINGCAMELS CONTAINS2S%/sFmmthan the average of the 4 other largest-sellingbrands tested—less than any of them—accordingto Independent scientific tests of the smoke itself!iY lURNINO 25% SIOWER tfion the overage of the 4 ether lorgeet-teHing brands tested—slower then any of them—Cornels also give youo smoking pfws egusd, on the smersige, toAOUAL sues seonws FII019 POST EXOMNSE^SAt^ commissaries, ships service stores,SHIPS STORESANO CANTEMS SNOW THAT MIKEARMT. m THE IMVr, IN 1HE aMWMiMO ININECfNSrjm||h^ I^Hip^ CiCARETTE ISmsL.WITiol TonkHtarTastinf TraditSen — Three pretty co-eds are seen above enjoyins thetraditional "Bacon Bat" of the Middlebury Coliese French Club atopChipman Hill overlookins the coliese campus and a sweep of Vermont'sGreen Mountains. Left to right are Jean Jordan, Elisabeth vonThurn andDenise Aubuchon.Photo by Hurb«nB6 y 5S#ootball Spcctatorf Dream is the new system used inumbering players at Creighton University. Centers are;iven numbers the last digit of which is zero; guards havelumbers ending with the digit 1, tackles 2 and ends 3/:|Udrterbacks have a corner on number 4, halfbacks 5 andthe fullbacks sport numbers ending with 6. The system,one of several which cropped up this year, was devised toaid spectators in analyzing intricate plays.Sins# Frosh# Sins — Ur )perclassmen armed with wooden r>addlesMnf —forced this trio of Penn State College freshmen to kneel and sere¬nade the girls of Atherton Hall following their participation in theannual Pajama Parade. Allergic to wood, Pete Rodemeyer, TomDempsy and Myron Cobb really "gave out". Discft Photo by curk Odd Noffins — Notfugitives from a "clip-joint" but pledges tothe University of Iowa'sDolphin show, these 13"round-heads" are un¬dergoing part of the ini¬tiatory demands for be¬coming members of theIowa swimmers' club.They all played impor¬tant parts in the club's^ annual water show,i "Dolphin Follies" whichI was presented for home-i coming crowds.BCo(l(si«t( Difctt Photo by Mucllrta -It Was *'Tliumbs Up** when the identifnS. C., police station requested that Furmaand his assistant to fingerprint them The "tever, lasted two days. Their fingerprintsF. B. I. offices in Washington. Picture aboidentification officer, takes the fingerprit erat the:y co-edn" procthe ci\eas W.AmalRicms a Blushms Bride — When ElitResidence Hall at Indiana State Teachers ^turnedchurch adjacent to the campus, co-ed resioBner a W)Frosh Princess — Ruddell Reed, Jr., Glenville StateTeachers College (West Virginia) junior and StudentCouncil treasurer, pauses near the ivy-mantled towerentrance to Old Building to congratulate a freshmanprincess, Mamie Jo Bush, who will be honored duringhomecoming. v,ollesi«te Disex Photo by HtekiMnEmbracins Amcri-canitm is Karin Adler-bart, of Gotebor9, Swe¬den, now a student ofsocial science at Wit-tenbers Collese, Ohio.The radiant beautyknows that she is soinsto enjoy Thanksgiving;wishes to forget forawhile that a war may, , , keep her on this side aitant director of Womens |j„|gd from her wedding in a planed >warm reception with rice. **Sob SSflar" InlcrvMWS Beauty — Beverley Levine, enterprisino reoo'tir of theMaroon Bee, official University of Baltimore publication, buttonholed lovely RosemaryLaPlanche backstage of the Hippodrome Theatre; secured the first interview granted toa representative of the college press by Miss America of 1941. CoiicsMte Digest Photo by Brecherthe Greenville,-eds allow himrocedure, how-civilian file atW. G. Martin,nalie Stone. Campus Orifinal —Designed by ClaireKapeton, Wayne Uni¬versity co-ed, this pro¬vocative date hat isguaranteed to hypno¬tize the male contin¬gent. Made of velvetfor subtle flattery, itsthree tiers of ruffles cre¬ate a tiny and very fem¬inine brim.Coluatbis Newspholo As Mickifan Topped Northwestern — Captain Bob Westfall, Michigan's crack fullback, is shownbreaking through the right side of Northwestern's line to start a 26 yard run in the first quarter. Michiganeliminated the Northwestern Wildcats from the undefeated ranks of Western Conference teams with a14-7 victory.Ac«»«'Reives H« FuriMsk«t **Loco-MptSvc** — Newttoken, head cheerleader at the University ofMinnesota, soes plumb "loco" when $tcamin3up Minnesota's locomotive cheer. Handstand-in3 atop a soal post, he touches off the firstRAH with a downward swings then plummetsto the ground to finish the yelj. He’s shown inaction as the Gophers trounced Pitt, 39-0CollcgMic Dig«M PWo by GoMunnOn Time for Clast — After Bud Hartman(left) had completed the secondary course ofthe civilian pilot training program this autumn,he neatly solved the problem of getting back toMassachusetts Institute of Technology for theopening of classes by flying a plane from thefactory at Lock Haven, Pa.Natckarlyl — Barbara (Daisy Mac) White poses with Joe(Earthquake McGoon) Smith during a two-day Sadie Haw¬kins celebration at Stetson College, DeLand, Fla. ThatsSpanish moss in Earthquake's hair, as any fool kin plainly(Ah secs!) Colle»i4te Dlsert P»*oto by M<b'fyseePopularity in Action — Ann Beeland, Kappa Delta,and Charles McBurney, Phi Gamma Delta, were chosen asmost popular sorority and fraternity pledges at the Uni¬versity of Alabama. Selections were made at openingdances in the university's new auditorium. Photo by L*n9«nWanna Play? — Sports attire took the spotlight ina recent style show at Wooster College. (Left to right)Gloria Parker models a ski outfit soon to be seen onthe Wooster Country Club hills; Gwen Polen, Woos¬ter’s best co-eef golfer, shows the duds in which sheplays the coMege’s nine-hole course; and Ruth Gieledemonstrates one reason why riding is becoming pop¬ular with Wooster students. of TigerHara*f a Real Antique Chair — Gerry Sutton and JuneKindig, students at New Mexico State College, look overthe geologic scene from a seat on the 500,000,000 year-old Bliss sandstone. Along with classmates they study geol¬ogy at first hand by tramping over the hills of southwesternNew Mexico. m1^Rp6sETt)S£!rar r^vi ¥vr — indi i me un-usuai position Lou DePalo, star left end on ViilanovaCollege’s eleven, finds himself. A cartilage injury in hisknee makes him unfit for army service but special bracesallow him to play football.i«n€atl» the DedicatSon Piece in the new MedicalBuilding at Syracuse University the inviting comfort ofthe couch was too much temptation for the imaginationof the photographer, thus this clever bit of satire.Coli«ti«tr Disett Photo by MoodyAll Old SfNiiiich Custem was revived rv.lnter>American Week which was celebrated atTroy. N. y., recently. Antonio Suenmayor,South American stucient at Rensselaer Poly¬technic Institute, serenades Mary Burnett ofRussell Sage College. Students of both collegesparticipated in the program. When Is a Junior Senior a Frash-man? — Winfred Senior, Jr., is a seniorm the Engineering School of MississippiState College right now, but next year heplans to enter West Point as a freshman! Hifli«$ia|Spinf Majorattc — Baton twirling by prettyMadaline Liggett, University of Wichita, Kansas, sopho¬more, delights crowds at the Shockers football games thisseason. She is appearing in conjunction with the univer¬sity's new Co-ed Band.Football Njfhtinarc — You' ve heard the old expression "the boys eat, drink and sleep football". Clem-son College's press representative took the saying literally and secured these pictures of Clemson gridders.At left, George Fritts and Capt. Wade Padgett devour a platter of nice juicy pigskins. All-Southern fullbackCharlie Timmons, center, downs a refreshing glass of football, while Joe Blalock, star end, right, dreams ofgreater glories with a pigskin for his pillow and another clasped to his breast. AcmeXka — Tom Rocic, Columbia end, went hish into the air to $natfrom Paul Govcrnali, but before he came down Georsia's>er had a tacUe well under way. A crowd of 27,000 saw the 9«from Geor3ia beat Columbia, 7*3.Tradition FoKtlios FrankKn't Shoo — University of Pennsylvania fresh¬men, dinics and all, step up to hiss Ben Franklin’s toe, in annual ceremony.Ray Koernschild is doing the hissing, while Charles Carple wipes the toe aftereach osculation._Co-cdt Ponder Stockinf Skortafo — These Washington State college co edswith the silh stocking shortage, decided they'd better make their ankle sox do a whileafter watching the slow progress made by the silk worm in the jar. From left to right areAyres, Nancy McCroskey, Frances McCadden, Lome Cook, and Phyllis Carter.' ^ ■ 'f' / w-w ^ ■wL. 1. ■ 1. |f