Vol. 34. No. 103.sweetnessand lightbyCharles tyroler and harry kalvenFOR METAPHYSICIANSONLYShould any of our readers beplaying host to metaphysicians overtlie week-end, we have heard of justthe game to solve their dilemma ofwhat to do with a metaphysician af¬ter supper. Mr. Rubens from the So¬cial Science Department was playingit with a group of sophisticatedfriends recently. The rules are pret¬ty simple. One person leaves theroom while the others decide uponsome term for the absent one toguess on his return. However, thelittle stipulation which keeps thisfrom becoming a child’s game is thatthe term must be guessed solely bythe use of questions concerning theten categories of Aristotle such as:is it a quality, a quantity, a rela¬tion, etc. Well, the first time Mr. Ru¬ben played, Mae West’s navel wasused as the term to be guessed. Andnow the question of whether MissWest’s navel is a substance or nothas earned a place among up-to-datemetaphysicians comparable to theone held in histories of philosophiesby the great mediaeval query: howmany angels can stand on the headof a pin? As we said before, thegame is just the thing for a longsummer’s evening and, incidentally,we can get you a copy of all therules, together with one of the Cate¬gories for a reasonable sum.OUT OF THE GRAVEThornton Wilder was recently re¬galing his composition class withstories about Mrs. Patrick Camp¬bell, who is now in her seventies, andwas one of the great actresses of theEnglish stage years ago. Today Mrs.Campbell enjoys a reputation as agrande dame and a vigorous person¬ality. To put it in the sporting idiom,she has color and as Wilder says“makes one reflect on the endlessdiversity of the human form.” Oneof the anecdotes we liked best con¬cerns Mrs. Campbell in Hollywoodwhere she recently worked withN'orma Shearer in Riptide. Mrs.Campbell was introduced to anothergreat actress of yesterday, Mrs. Les¬lie Carter. After receiving the in¬troduction in her customary regalfashion, Mrs. Campbel turned to afriend and “in a whisper that shookthe rafters’’ said: “I thought shewas dead!’*WHO ATE THE MEAL?The duplicity of the authorship ofthis column raises problems in thepre.sentation of certain experienceswhich only one of us has enjoyed.Last week one of us went to Iowaat the expense of the University.Eating meals at the expense ofothers is always stimulating to one’sappetite (one of us is already los¬ing interest in this item but ourreaders and their enjoyment comesfirst!). So when we were led intothe University of Iowa quadranglecafeteria, we decided to run the Uni¬versity budget further into debt andto note for the benefit of those whoeat in our University commons thecorresponding prices. Our sumptuousmeal cost thirty cents at Iowa. Butthe same meal graciously served atHutchinson commons would > haveco.st seventy-two cents. This obviousdiscrepancy in price can have twopossible explanations. One is that theIowa cafeteria is losing money andthe second that Hutchinson commonsprices are exorbitant. But by elab¬orate sleuthing we discovered thatIowa is not losing monoy.MOMMA THOSE MEN AREhere AGAIN!We are the disciples of no man.Hence we have been somewhat waryabout the use of H. A. Gideonse andM. J, Adler stories, le.st we be ac¬cused of being Gideonsites or beingAdlerites or any other kind of ites.Nevertheless, much as we dislike do¬ing so, we cannot resist the tempta¬tion of presenting just one morestory concerning that much-lovedAristotelian. Anyway this story isn’tabout Adler very much; it is, as allgood stories should be, more aboutns. Adler gave an exam recently inhis course in Logic. One of the ex¬ercises was to write two sentences,both of which could be false, butboth of which could not be true.(Continued on page 4) iHaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 3, 1934THIRTEEN HOUSESAPPROVE HAROINGFRATERNjTY PLANSome Defer Answers;FincJ No DefiniteOppositionThirteen fraternities have approv¬ed the Harding reorganization planfor the chapters on campus, GlennHarding, author of the plan andpresident of the Greek Councilwhich is sponsoring it, announcedyesterday. Five have approved un¬der special conditions and favorableresponse from the eight others is ex¬pected by next week.Her.9 are the fraternities whosealumni and active chapters havedefinitely approved:Alpha Delta Phi, Alpha SigmaPhi, Chi Pai, Delta Upailon,Kappa Sigma, Lambda Chi Al¬pha, Phi Gamma Delta Phi Kap¬pa Pai, Phi Kappa Sigma, PhiSigma Delta, Pi Lambda Phi,Sigma Alpha Epailon, SigmaChi.Of this group Kappa Sigma isagreeing with certain reservations,and Alpha Sigma Phi wishes to con¬sider further the University’s policy.The five who have approved con¬ditional to certain changes are:Delta Tau Delta, Phi DeltaTheta, Psi Upailon, Sigma Nu,Zeta Beta Tau.Since the Delts no longer have ahouse their situation is different fromthe others. Sigma Nu is waiting forapproval from national headquar¬ters, while the other three are con¬sidering certain phases of the planin detail. Olson, HubbardWin Awards inPoetry ContestElder Olson was awarded firstprize, r.nd Haven Hubbard, second,in the iinals of the Florence JamesAdams poetry reading contest heldyesterday at 4 in Harper Mil. Theamount of the awards is $75 and$25 respectively.The winners were chosen from fivefinalists. The other competitors wereSylvia Pauley, Newton Smyth, andMarie Reese. The judges were RolloL. Lyman, professor of the teach¬ing of English; Fred Eastman, pro¬fessor of Religious Literature andDrama at the Chicago TheologicalSeminary; and Lennox B. Grey, in¬structor in English.Olson read two selections in thetime allowed him. They were bothodes by John Keats, “Ode to Au¬tumn’’ and “Ode on Melancholy.”Hubbard read several selections,among which were lines from “Lu¬cretius,” translated from the Latinby W. H. Mallock; “The Wood-spurge,” by Rosetti; Robinson Jef¬fers’ “To a Young Artist;” “Alibi”by Hoffenstein; Oscar Wilde’s “TheArtist;” and the last part of Shel¬ley’s “Ode to the West Wind.”BLACKFRIARS NAMELORRAINE WATSONHEAD SCORE GIRLCouncil Chooses Leader onBasis of Last Year’sSales ALUMNI ARRANGEVARIED PROGRAMFOR SPRING PARTYEight Withhold DecUionThe eight houses who have not yetgiven an answer are holding meet¬ings this week and next to give their Lorraine Watson was appointedhead score girl for “Merger for Mil¬lions” by the Board of Superiors ofBlackfriars according to a state- Rapp and O’Hara DirectCampus Talentat FrolicAn elaborate program has beenplanned for the campus frolics whichwill conclude a day’s entertainmentFriday for onehundred outstand¬ing high schoolseniors. WayneRapp, presidentof the Seniorclass, and FrankHurburt O’Hara,director of theDramatic Associa¬tion, are in chargeof arrangements.The show will beCampus party sponsored by theChicago Alumni Club.Jerry Jontry, former DramaticAssociation president and conductorof the Travelling Bazaar, will actas master of ceremonies at the frol¬ics. The Dramatic Association willput on a skit, while the tap chorusof Mirror will also perform.Strolling Friars SingSeveral songs will be presented bythe Strolling Friars glee club, inaddition to previews on songs fromthe coming Blackfriars production,“Merger for Millions,” which will besung by Milt Olin. Norman Master-son, a member of the acting com¬pany of “Step Ahead,” the 1934 Mir¬ror show, will offer his own hit tune“Lucky Guy” from that revue. A two-piano team consisting of HermanStein and Norman Panama, co-au¬thors of four songs to be featured in“Merger for Millions,” will play pop- Prepare Plan toForm UniversityDebating SquadDefinite assurance of the estab¬lishment of a debate squad to repre¬sent the University in all intercol¬legiate debates was given last nightat a meeting of the University De¬bate Union in the Reynolds Club.The Office of Dean of Students; Dr.S. McKee Rosen, director of debate;and the Debate Union Cabinet haveagreed on a plan to revise the pres¬ent system of debating at the Uni¬versity looking toward a scheme sim¬ilar to that of other universitieswhere debating is a major campusactivity.Breaking away from the presentmethod of choosing a separate teamfor each debate, the plan proposedby the Cabinet will set up a debatesquad composed of 10 to 15 members,who will participate in all intercol¬legiate debates which the Universityenters. The squad will be selected bythe director of debate from quarter¬ly tryouts open to all students in theUniversity.If accepted by the University De¬bate Union the proposed plan will gointo effect in the coming Fall quar¬ter.ANNOUNCE ELECTIONOF SIX TO STUDENTSETTLEMENT BOARDPalmer, Smith, Graham, DanSmith, Abel, StaufferReceive OfficesThe election of six freshmanmembers to the Student SettlementBoard was announced yesterday byEvelyn Carr, recently elected chair¬man of the Board for the comingyear .The new members are AnnePalmer, Evelyn Smith, EleanorGraham, Floyd Stauffer, Dan Smith,and Stuart Abel.The confirmation of the election ofBetty Davis as the representative tothe Setlement committee from theJewish Student Foundation was alsoannounced. Violet Elliot has been ap¬pointed as the Y. W. C. A. repre¬sentative to the board.The election of the new members,which was made on the basis of theirinterest in the work of Settlement,was made at a dinner meeting Tues¬day night.Tag DayThe first work in which the new¬ly-elected members will aid the Set¬tlement Board will be in the spon¬sorship of a Tag Day May 23. Thiswill be the group’s outstanding ef¬fort this quarter for the purpose ofraising funds for the University Set¬tlement back of the yards. Manycampus organizations, as well as thefreshmen club women, will also as¬sist in this project, which will besimilar to the all-campus drivesponsored last year. Evelyn Carr yrilldirect the Tag Day activities.The other old members of theboard include Barbara Beverly,Ruth Balderston, Edward Day, Hel¬en Hiett, Jerome Kloucek, AlvinPitcher, Curtis Plopper, HowardSchultz, Barbara Vail, RosemaryVolk, and Eugene Patrick, formerchairman of the Board.BIOLOGICAL GROUP TOGIVE INFORMAL DANCEAn informal dance, one of a seriesof social affairs being given byAlpha Zeta Beta, biological fraterni¬ty, will be held tomorrow evening at8 in the Ida Noyes theater.During the course of the evening,Blackfriars will present a group ofselected acts by members of the castof the forthcoming show, “Mergerfor Millions.” Jimmy Repp’s orches¬tra will play for dancing.Sponsors for the affair are: Dr.and Mrs. John M. Beal, Dr. and Mrs.Alfred Emerson, Dr. and Mrs. W.C. Alle, and Dr. and Mrs. V. S. Eat¬on, of the departments of Zoologyand Botany. The entire campus hasbeen invited to attend this dance,and tickets, priced at 35 cents each,may be obtained. Price Three CentsIflSlociALGROUP SELEGTSNEW cmnEEAppoints Rice to Serveas Chairman for1934-35The following students were ap¬pointed yesterday as the Student So¬cial Committee for 1934-35 by theretiring social committee: John Rice,chairman, Virginia Eyssell, SidneyHyman, Robert Ebert, Charity Har¬ris, Edith McCarthy, and WilliamLang. The new committee will meetTuesday at 3:30 in the office ofthe Dean of Students.The new social committee will bein charge of the all-day programof entertainment for high schoolstudents who wdll take the competi¬tive scholarship examinations May18. Preliminary arrangements andselection of committees in charge ofthe program will be made at themeeting Tuesday.Major of R. O. T. C.John Rice, chairman of the newsocial committee, has been active oncampus in both the R. 0. T. C. unitand in athletics. A member of PsiUpsilon, Rice is cadet major of theR .0 .T. C., and was the originatorof the Military Circus. He was oneof the leaders of a wing of the grandmarch at the recent Military Ball.He has won his letter in footballas a tackle on the varsity grid squad.Virginia Eyssell, a Quadrangler,was a member of the Mirror step¬pers, and is a member of the circula¬tion staff of the Phoenix. Sidney Hy¬man a member of Iron Mask, is pub¬licity manager of Blackfriars, inwhich he has also been active in pastyears. He was head usher for theUniversity Symphony concerts, andis publicity manager of the Settle¬ment Board. He has been both thesophomore and the junior editor ofPhoenix, and is a columnist for TheDaily Maroon.Four SophomoresThe other four members of thenew social committee are sopho¬mores. Robert Ebert has been activein the Dramatic Association, andhad one of the leading roles in “Lit¬tle 01’ Boy” and “Alabama.” Char¬ity Harris was a member of theFreshmen Women’s council last year.Edith McCarthy is president of Es¬oteric and a member of Interclub.William Lang was a regular guardon the varsity basketball squadduring the past season, and plays onthe football and baseball teams.Last year approximately 800 highschool students were entertainedwhile on campus.Campus PoliceReport ShowsFewer TlieftsUnusual success in the operationof the University police departmentfor the past month is indicated inthe monthly report compiled yester¬day by the Building and Groundsdepartment. The value of the articlesstolen during April totaled $243.50,nearly $100 less than the $337 totalfor March.The thefts included $143 in per¬sonal property and a microscopevalued at $100, stolen from the An¬atomy building. A bicycle and awatch included in the thefts werethe most valuable of the personalproperty articles.The reduction in the number ofstolen articles, however, does not in¬dicate the department’s success asmuch as does the fact that articlesvalued at $71, nearly half of thevalue of the missing personal prop¬erty, were recovered and returnedto their owners. In addition twostolen purses were recovered but inboth cases the contents were missing.Furthermore, three people werearrested in connection with thethefts. One of these was arrested onsuspicion and turned over to theHyde Park police, who had to re¬lease him because of insufficient evi¬dence. The suspect was later arrest¬ed again by the University policeand is now awi iting trial as a mem¬ber of an auto theft gang.final decisions. They are expectedto give definite approval. They are:Alpha Tau Omega, Beta The¬ta Pi, Delta Kappa Epcilon,Kappa Nu, Phi Beta Delta, PhiPi Phi, Tau Delta Phi, Tau Kap¬pa Epsilon.The Betas plan to make a .state¬ment today on a meeting held lastnight. A. T. O. is meeting Sunday,the Dekes Friday, and Tau Delt,Tuesday.By Tuesday when the Interfrater¬nity Council meets again, it may bepossible to make a definite decisionon the proposal. Exactly three weekswill have elapsed since the plan wasfirst outlined on April 17.To date the University appears tohave maintained a neutral attitudebn the question.Defense ClosesPleading Todayin Squires TrialClosing arguments in the racketconspiracy case, in which Dr. Ben¬jamin M. Squires, professorial lec¬turer on Economics at the Univer¬sity, is one of the 17 defendants, wrillbe made this morning, and the caseis expected to go to the jury sometime today. The trial, which start¬ed January 4, before Superior judgeWalter E. Steffen, has developedinto the longest in the history ofthe criminal courts.Aaron Sapiro, prominent NewYork attorney, one of the defend¬ants, completed his own defenseplea yesterday, and Floyd E. Thomp¬son, former chief justice of the Il¬linois supreme court and guberna¬torial candidate, will conclude thearguments today with a plea for Dr.Squires.Dr. Squires, who is listed as amember of the faculty although hehas not conducted courses at theUniversity for a year, became the“czar” of the cleaners’ and dyers’industry two years ago at the solic¬itation of the Chicago Association ofCommerce, the Chicago Federationof Labor, and members of the Uni¬versity faculty. It was his job to“clean up” the industry of racke¬teers, notably A1 Capone. He was ar¬rested on a charge of conspiracy topromote trade rackets. ment issued yesterday.The choice was made on the basisof a set of rules drawn up by theOrder in 1932. The rules: 1) Anaverage will be taken on the totalnumber of scores sold by the wom¬en. The total number of scores willbe divided by the number of nightsthat each woman sells. 2) The wom¬an selling the most scores will begiven a prize, said prize to be se¬lected by the Board of Superiors.3) The highest five women will beconsidered eligible for the positionof head score girl. One of these willbe selected for the position by theBoard of Superiors.Prominent in ActivitiesLorraine Watson is engaged innumerous campus activities. She isa member of Quadrangler and thewoman’s senior honorary society.She is the senior aide of the Uni¬versity, chairman of B. W. 0., anda leader of the Interfratemity ball.In addition to being a member ofthe Mirror board and an active par¬ticipant in the tap chorus. MissWatson was score chairman for Mir¬ror last year.The publicity department of Black¬friars recently published severalthousand copies of a “fake” issue ofThe Daily Maroon. The paper, whichpretended that President Robert M.Hutchins had resigned, was distrib¬uted to alumni of the University.The unofficial slogan of the jokepaper, called The Daily Gaboon, is“If you ‘expectorate’ on campus, usethe Gaboon.”STAGE DANCE DRAMAAT UNITARIAN CHURCHSomething unusual in religiousservices will be presented Sundayevening at 8 at the First UnitarianChurch, 57th and Woodlawn, whenmembers of the Channing club willpresent a dance drama. The per¬formance is not only a play, but areligious service, for it portrays indancing the horror of a mechanisticand inhuman social order and con¬trasts with this the beauty of an or¬der of justice and love. At the finale,the forces of love and prayer arerepresented as triumphing overchaos, and the modern social ordercollapses.The presentation will star ErikaThimey, gifted young German danc¬er, who will portray the roles ofLove and Evil. ular selections.Gymnasts DemonstrateThe Maroon gymnasts, who wonthe Big Ten championship this sea¬son will demonstrate their skill onthe parallel bars, horses, and intumbling. There will also be an ex¬hibition of jiu jitsu wrestling.Special seats will be reserved inManc^l where the frolics will beheld at 8:30 for those present at adinner for prep students earlier inthe evening. Since only 400 seats willbe filled by the special guests, thecampus at large is invited to attendthe show.The high school students will alsoattend the last session of springfootball practice at which an inter-(Continued on page 4)Add Rules forStudent Conductin Law LibraryNews plans and other contempo¬rary movements toward greateracademic freedom for college stu¬dents seem to have reached theirclimax, but the University on Sat¬urday announced the establishmentof a new set of rules and penalties toenshackle the student.An order signed by Harry A. Big¬elow, dean of the Law school, andby M. Llewellyn Raney, director ofUniversity libraries, says that stu¬dents in the Law library reportedtwice for making a noise will not beallowed to use the facilities of theUniversity libraries and will not bepermitted to take examinations inthe University.There was. Dean Bigelow’s officereported, no special provocation forthe drastic new regulations. “Li¬braries are a place for study andshould be used for that purpose,”was the only other statement madeby the office. The new ruling reads inpart, “Silence should be preserved inthe Reading room.“Attendants have orders to notifyany person making a noise in theReading room to desist at once. Ifthe request is not complied with theattendant is obliged to report thecase to the Dean’s office. Studentsso reported two or more times maybe deprived of library privileges,and examination privileges.”/Page Two®l|[^ iatlg ilarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper theUniversity of Chicago, publiihed mornings except ^turday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daiiy Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year; $4.00 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University oi Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second cisss matter March 18. 1903. at the post-office at Chicago. Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly rwerves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN,' Editor-in-ChiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE 1. BIESENTHAL, Associate Ed’torBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSTom Barton Howard P. Hudson Howard M. RichNoel B. Geraon David H. Kutner Florence WishnickBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’Donnell kvohert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSEdgar Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Donald MorrisRuth Greenebaum Janet Lewy Ralph NicholsonCharles Ho^rr Curtis Melnick Jeanne StolteHenry Kelley William WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Howard Gottschalk Robert McQuilkinFrank Davis Thomas Karata Gerald SternZalmon Goldsmith Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEPreston Cutler Huntington Harris Linton J. KeithMartin Gardiner Sidney Hyman vieorg MannNight Editor: V/illiam WatsonThursday, May 3, 1934MISUNDERSTANDINGCORRECTEDThe College faculty, meeting yesterday after¬noon, passed a resolution entitled, “The Educa¬tional Objectives of the College.”In stating the aims of the University so clearlyand unequivocally, the College faculty has clear¬ed up many misunderstandings which have cloud¬ed all discussions about education on the campus.At the outset of The Daily Maroon’s campaigninvolving the representation of certain ideas aboutgeneral education, extremists among its oppositionsucceeded in confusing the issue.This minority questioned the possibility ofachieving that end of education which has nowbeen sustained by the entire College faculty. Thequestioning minority formed a faction which in¬sisted that ideas and information were incompati¬ble and that therefore intelligent action was im¬possible.To refute this position ,we quote from the reso¬lution of the College faculty: . .the Univer¬sity, and especially that part of it which consti¬tutes the College, has sought to deal education¬ally with the whole person—with men and womenas knowers and doers and appreciators. Thisconcern with the true, the good, and the beautifulpoints to the University’s basic objective; to pro¬duce well rounded men and women, equippedwith accurate knowledge and sound methods ofinvestigation and reflection, appreciative of thebest that has been produced in the various fieldsof human endeavor, and concerned with the un¬derstanding and enrichment of twenttiith centuryhuman life in all its phases. This threefold ex¬pansion of a single aim, to be accomplished bywhatever educational means may prove effective,clearly must encourage the initiative, the resource¬fulness, and the responsibility of students.” (Theemphasis is ours.)Through this new formulation of the problem,the “facts vs. ideas” controversy has been elimi¬nated, and definite progress has been made to¬ward a common understanding of the real issue.The chief parties are now in agreement that peo¬ple can act intelligently and that it is the businessof the University to train them to do so.The College faculty has declared that ”TTieaim is to be accomplished by whatever educa¬tional means prove effective. . . .’’The Daily Ma¬roon has advocated a somewhat different educa¬tional means than now employed in the College.It has constantly insisted that it does not disagreewith the aims of the new plan.The Daily Maroon has asserted that an educa¬tion, in order to be of use in active life, mustsupply three things: (1.) general ideas in termsof which experience can be understood; (2.) abil¬ity to communicate thoughts through use of rea¬sonably clear terms; (3.) and finally, the abilityto apply knowledge to action.TTiose views do not quite coincide with presentpractices under ,the new plan. But again the\JlLiAillilifilUililiiiii THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 3, 1934College faculty in its resoultion showed a broad,tolerant view.We quote from another section of the resolu¬tion; “We recognize that any member of the ad¬ministration, faculty, or student-body is at libertyto hold and to impart any views which seem tohim sound.”Thus, the University has reaffirmed its reputa¬tion for tolerance and freedom of thought.— J.P. B.LETTERS TOTHE EDITORWe have, from time to time, been heartilycriticized for sarcastic, biting replies to letterswhich are printed in the Letters to the Editor col-urrm.We admit that these answers to letters repre¬sent a good idea which has been ocassionally over¬worked. But we can assert that we have nevermade a bitter or sarcastic reply unless attackedin person by the writer of the letter. When thewriter of the letter, in jour opinion, was writing ina facetious tone, we have attempted to answerhim in a like tone.Selecting if possible the letters which attackus most bitterly, we have attempted to carry ona give-and-take, which, we must confess, was notentirely sporting, since the writer of the letter al¬ways “took it.”But on the credit side of the ledger always re¬mains the fact that letters to the editor have quad¬rupled this year.Perhaps it is the fate of anyone who edits theMaroon to become extremely unpopular no mat¬ter what he does. In fact, some editors have con¬sidered that their unpopularity was in direct pro¬portion with their succesg. We will welcome let¬ters on the subject.—J. P. B.m;iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiii 111111:11111 iiiiiiiii'iiii >iiiiiiiiiiii|iiii!iiiiThe Travelling BazaarBy MILT OLINRITA'S TRAVELLING MANBillie Houze took Rita and Lonita Blosa to theBlack Cat Bar the other night, and while they’resitting there who should come up but a man?Not only that, but the man was a salesman, adrummer fellow. He and Rita struck up, and sohe joined the party and trailed along to the BlueBird with them. Now a travelling man is no¬body for Rita to strike up with. Anybodyknows that. Tommy Flinn knew it, and so when,as he sat inside the B. B., he sat and watchedthem, he grew ungrier and ungrier at thethought of his little innocent listening to the sil¬ver tongued orator in verbal action, so he uppedand defended her and took all of them homeright away. Except Rita’s T. M.MUSTACHES? MUSTACHES?Ralph Nicholson made a bunch of cracks inyesterday’s paper about the sissies in the seniormustache race, and how none of ’em can raisemore than a wisp on the upper lip and he madea few highbrow statements about growth-pro¬ducing dips in the Eocene slime in Hull Courtand such rot, and we have men to say he’s en¬tirely saucy, too nasty, and, all in all, quitesophomoric. As a matter of fact, we have somedern good mustaches in the crop. Vinny New¬man, for example, defends himself. He saysthat when he’s writing, and the sun comes downand makes his shadow on the paper, there areragged little shadows on the paper that wouldn’thave been there two weeks ago. And Vinny ispositive it ain’t his nose that’s ragged. BobSharp has three short hairs where his mustacheoughta be, and he’s probably the guy to whomthe daring young reporter referred. He himselfadmits that the funny part of it is, he got aday’s head start.BROTHER, KIN YOUSE SPARE MY WEDDINGRING?Georg Mann was strolling thru Jackson Parklast Sunday afternoon, dressed more or lesslike the tramp he usually looks, and he passedan old lady, an old, old lady, and she had apocketbook dangling loosely from her witheredleft hand . Georg passed her without particularfeeling and had gone beyond about fifteen feetwhen an old voice beckoned him. “Young man,”it said, and Georg went back to the woman.“You are an honest boy.” It sounded like aracket to Georg, and his tendency was to moveon. “Sure. How are you? Goo^day”, said Georgas a departing gesture. “Yessir, young man, itisn’t everybody who’d walk by an old woman likeme and not take her pocketbook.”Georg is sure that if he’d waited, she wouldeither have got his address in order to writehis old man and say what a nice boy Georg is,or, and Georg thinks this more likely, it wouldhave cost him a dime for a nickel’s worth ofcoffee.1 Today on theThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Edgar Greenebaum.Music and Religion“Present Trends in French Theo¬logical and Philosphical Thought”.Dr. Victor Monad of the Universityof Strasbourg. Joseph Bond chapelat 4 :30.Professor Arthur E. Holt) JosephBond chapel at 12.Phonograph concert. Social Sci¬ence assembly at 12:30.LecturesSocialogy Club. “Scholastic SocialPsychology.” Dr. Arthur Murphy ofLoyola University. Social Science 122at 7:30.“Soviet Russia.” Professor SamuelN. Harper. International House,Room A at 8:30.Surgical seminar. “The Depres¬sor Substances in Peritonitis.” Dr.Kaul Harmon. Billings S 437 at 8A. M.“Planned Economy in a Demo¬cracy”. Professor Garfield V. Cox atdinner meeting of Graduate club ofEconomics and Business. Y. W. C. A.room, Ida Noyes hall at 6:30.Undergraduate OrganizationsEl Circulo Espanol. “Travel Talk jon Mexico.” Mr. J. B'. Rust. Alumni i room, Ida Noyes hall at 4.Cosmos club. Classics 18 at 3:30.Delta Sigma Pi. Reynolds club,room A at 12:46.Kappa Beta Pi. North room, IdaNoyes hall at 4.Meeting of Honors Scholars. Li¬brary, Ida Noyes hall at 4.’The Williams Inter-FraternityCouncil has announced a reform sys¬tem of rushing to go into effect nextfall which will attempt to eliminatethe present confusion of rushingweek by giving Freshmen more timefor deliberation, somewhat along thelines of the deferred rushing plannow in effect at the University . DREXEL THEATRE$6$ K. C3rdThursday‘‘ESKIMO”Mats. Dsily 15c till $:$•Emil Und Die DetektiveMay 7 and 84:30 and 8:30 p. m.INTERNATIONAL HOUSEComing May 14 and 15DER HAUPTMANN VON KOETENICKRAININGYOU CAN sell;Train for business leadership at this schoolof successful graduates. Business Ad¬ministration, Executive Secretarial, Steno-typy. Accounting, etc. Day or Eve. classes.Coeducational. Call, write or phone Rai.1675 for bulletin.Bi^'an^StrattonEGE18 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVE, CHICAGO A new Racketmay be just the thing yourgame needs. You can’t playyour best with one that’s old,worn out and lifeless.Have you seen the new CRIT¬ERION at $3.00 or the CON¬TINENTAL at $6.00—both Wright 6c Ditsonrackets.And fresh, live tennis halls!You’ll need a Single Lever Press — $1.50This is great weather for tennis. Take full advantage it.Tennis Shoes—racket covers—24 hour service onrestringing. Also golf balls, tees andpractice golf balls.U. of C. BOOKSTORE5802 ELLIS AVENUETHEATER-GOERS - -A SERVICE FOR YOUTickets for all theaters affiliated with the Shuhertorganization may be reserved at the office of The DailyMaroon, saving you the trouble of a trip downtown andinsuring you choice seats where and when you want them.The Daily MaroonTheater BureauiiiliidliMTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 3, 1934 Page ThrefeANDERSON THREATENSSHAAEDP IN LINEUPOF mm TEAMHaarlow Shifted to First inEffort to TightenInfieldDespite the two victories register¬ed over Louisiana Polytecnnic hereand the fact that the Maroons havewon seven out of their last eight col¬li ce games, Coach Kyle Andersonsi'vmed highly displeased with thefashion in which his charges haveboi n acting of late and promised aevore shaking-up, if necessary.Since winning the second game atIowa last Saturday the boys havetaken on an appearance of completerelaxation and have not displayedthe smart brand of baseball of whichth. y are capable. They committedl.> errors in the two-game seriesMf-ainst Louisiana, and looked sickagainst the Chicago Firemen yester¬day. Anderson hopes to snap them(lit of it in time for the Purduegame Saturday.Thompson Wo«k Throw*.\s the first move in this direction,!he coach has decided to try BillHaarlow at first base. The presenti.uumbent, Ed Thompson, who hit,'^the ball hard and often, hasn’t yet• aught on to the knack of catchingpoor throws, of which there are plen¬ty. Dick Cochran, who has been-hunted around from place to place:() fill in where needed, will take overHaarlow’s old post at short.This arrangement is only tentative,however, and if a better combination l-M GOLF TOURNEYSTARTS SATURDAYPlans for the intramural depart¬ment’s spring golf tournament, wereannounced yesterday by RandolphBean, manager . Entries of doublesteams of fraternity or independentmen should be registered at the I-Moffice by Friday,All contestants will be notified bytelephone of the time they are to re¬port at Jackson Park Saurday, andwill be paired for the qualifyinground as they arrive. The eightteams turning in the lowest total.scores will qualify for an elimina¬tion tournament to be run off dur¬ing the subsequent two weeks.is developed it will be used.Ralph Wehling, whose smashedfinger has kept him out of the game! all week, will probably be availablefor the game at Lafayette Saturday.I.ievin’s ankle is re.sponding to treat¬ment and he has been playing, al¬though he is not quite his old selfat bat. Lauerman’s face is O.K. andthe entire outfield will be ready forservice Saturday.Lewis Returns to Lineup; Jimmy Lewis has apparently woni back his old post at second but ha.sj been favoring his injured leg andI therefore hasn’t shown much speed' on the bases. He isn’t taking anychances in the practice games, butcan be expected to star in the biggames.Bill Comerford, possessor of themost powerful arm on the squad, hasthe third base job practically to him¬self, but will have to settle down alittle. Of late he has been addict¬ed to booting grounders and over¬throwing first base, but this only con¬forms to the style of his teammates. Alpha Delt, Kappa Sig, Psi UTake Intramural Ball Games, NETMEN TROUNCEARMOUR TECH INFIFTH WIN, 5-2The three intramural games play-j ed yesterday resulted in only one! significant contest. In the Gammaleague, Psi Upsilon nosed out PhiKappa Sigma, 6 to 5, to break a firstplace tie between the two teams .Inthe two other games, Kappa Sigmaand Alpha Delta Phi remained tiedfor second place in the Beta leagueby defeating Sigma Nu, 7 to 6, andChi Psi, 10 to 3, respectively. AlphaSigma Phi won its scheduled contestwith Delta Upsilon on a forfeit toremain tied with the Phi Sigs forfirst position in the Delta league.Psi U’s Hov'^ard and Flinn provid¬ed most of their team’s punch, whilePatterson of Phi Kap led the loserswith a double. Ogburn’s homer and2 singles paved the way to the Kap¬pa Sig win in the sole 3:15 game.Runyan, Ballenger, and Webster, ofAlpha Delt, were the heavy hittersin the only slugging fray of the af¬ternoon.Today, the fraternity divisionsrest, while every team in the inde¬pendent leagues will see action.Some important contests are listed.Burette and Balance and the Rin-kydinks, although not scheduled tobattle each other, will be fighting forfirst place. Both nines have 1.000records, but the former has won onemore game. The Chiselers andPonies, each with three wins, willplay the Chess Club and ChicagoTheological Seminary, respectively.HORSESHOE TOURNEYj The Intra-Mural department an-i nounces a horseshoe tournament to' be held this month. Entry blanks TODAY’S I-M GAMES3:15Ponies vs. Chicago Theo. Sem.Palliteers vs. Optimists.Disciples vs. Jones.4:15Bbnd vs. Rinkydinks.Chiselers vs. Chess Club.Burton Bats vs. Burette andBalance.will be sent to all organizations. En¬tries, which must be submitted byMay 11, may also be made with JohnFlynn, student manager, or the In¬tra-Mural office. Preliminaries arescheduled for May 16; finals will berun off the following day. The shortduration of the playing period isan innovation of this year’s period.Those tournaments hitherto have ex¬tended through the quarter.CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED— Attractive studentgirl 10 cook dinner for three starv¬ing Bohemians. Meals and liberalreward. Guaranteed satisfaction.Phone Dorchester 1657.LOST—1 brown leather hand bagwdth name engraved on top. Containsseveral dollars, compact and letters.Reward. Return to 35 Kelly Hall. Victory number five was added tothe Maroon string when the Chicagotennis team whipped a better thanaverage Armour Tech team yester¬day on the varsity courts, 5 to 2. TheMaroons lost one singles match andone doubles match.Trev Weiss, who played at No. 1position to give Captain Max David¬son a rest, encountered little trou¬ble in downing McDonough, 6-0, 6-1,while Ell Patterson at No. 2 had justas easy a time in taking Armsbury,6-1, 6-1.Tyroler Beats StrebCharles Tyroler at No. 3 playedone of his best games in trimmingStreb, who usually plays at the firstor second positions on the Armourline-up, 6-1, 7-5. Holbrook at No. 4had a nip and tuck battle with Lam-mers, but managed to pull through6-4, 8-6. Mike Duhl lost the onlylocal singles match to Esbensen, 8-6,1-6, 9-7.j In the doubles matches Pattersonj and Tyroler, moved up to the numberone duo, blasted their way throughStreb and Armsbury, 6-2, 6-4. Factorand Chutkow started out impressive-‘ ly against Lammers and McDon¬ough 6-2, but were beaten in the nexttwo sets, 6-1, 7-5.The Maroons now have only threemeets to play before the Conference. tourney which will be held here May; 17, 18, and 19. Tuesday the boys. go to Evanston to face Northwestern,while Illinois comes here on May 11'and Purdue on May 15. Freshman TrackMen Engage inLocal DecathlonAll-around competiton for fresh¬man trackmen will start the begin¬ning of next week, according to Nor¬man Root, freshman track coach.Awards will be made to the first tenathletes, with medals probably goingto the first three and ribbons to thenext seven. The championship willextend over a period of three weeks,with certain days being set aside fordesignated events.Decathlon StyleThe meet is to be run off in reg¬ular decathlon order except for thenumber of events offered and theduration of the competition. A con¬testant may choose any ten of thestandard outdoor track and fieldevents, and although less than tenmay be recorded for the individual,no more than that number can becounted. A bonus of 100 points willbe given for participation in themaximum number of events.Announcement was also made oftwo scheduled meets with conferencerhinie opponents. They will be tele¬graphic meets against Iowa andMinnesota. The team is bound tobe considerably weakened throughthe loss of several men who havebeen engaging in spring footballpractice.Affiliation between Harvardhouses and Yale colleges is beingconsidered by officials of the two in¬stitutions. The plan would involvethe exchange of students and profes¬sors.STUDENTS!INFORM—your home community about the Univer¬sity, destroying misunderstandings that arisefrom lack of information.prominent high school students about theUniversity. They will attend the University ifthey know the University.REPAY THE DEBT YOU OWE TOTHE UNIVERSITY!REMEMBER—that each student at the University is a po¬tential salesman for the University!that the University is conducting the mostnotable experiment in higher education in thiscountry!that the University stands second to nonein equipment, academic, scientific, and athletic!THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. MAY 3, 1934man, professor of Educational Psy-chologry; Leonard V. Koos, professorof Secondary Education; Newton Ed¬wards, professor of Education; Rol-la M. Tryon, professor of the Teach¬ing of History; and Guy T, Bus-well, professor of Educational Psy¬chology.DR. MURPHY SPEAKSTO SOCIOLOGY CLUB“Scholastic Social Psychology,” asubject that has aroused much com¬ment among social psychologists, willbe discussed by Dr. Arthur Murphy,a member of the Society of Jesus ofLoyola university, at a meeting ofthe Sociology Club tonight at 7:30.The meeting is open to the generalpublic and will be held in Social Sci¬ence room 122.Dr. Murphy will talk about thenew type of social psychology basedon the theories of St. ThomasAquinas and Aristotle. After the lec¬ture the audience will be permittedto ask questions and conduct an ex¬tensive discussion.SWEETNESS ANDLIGHTCContinued from pag^e 1)Again we are faced with our edi¬torial duplicity, for one of us verybrightly composed the followed twosentences: “I. Mr. Adler is the clev¬erest man on the U .of C. campus.2. Mr. Gideonse is the cleverestman on the U. of C. campus.” Evenour dullest readers will see at oncethat both of these statements cannotbe true. But perhaps too few of ourloyal followers will see that it is alsowithin the realm of possibility thatboth of these statements may befalse. We take no sides in the argu¬ment but merely remind you that we,too, are on the campus.ARMED TO THE HILTWe see where the recent tabloidaccounts of Mr. Dillinger’s activitiesare rapidly placing him in that classof legendary brigands headed byJesse James, Pancho Villa, SamuelInsull and Robin Hood. We feel,with another war so imminent, thatthe government policy in respect toMr. Dillinger is un-economical. Wecould save millions by cutting downon armaments and using Mr. Dil¬linger as our army. We for twowould feel perfectly safe at homewith Mr. Dillinger Hgnting the en¬emy, armed with his newspaper clip¬pings.Graduate StudentWins RosenbergerPrize for 1934-351Charles D. Flory, graduate stu¬dent in education, has been awardedthe Susan Colver Rosenberger prizein Sociologry for the current year,1934-35 for his dissertation on “ThePhysical Growth of Mentally Devel¬oped Boys,” according to an an- ;nouncement issued yesterday . !The award is given alternately inthe fields of education, sociology,and divinity, and has a cash valueof $138. The committee making theaward consisted of Frank N. Free- whyfind Luckies do not dry outLuckies use the mildest tobaccos—forLuckies use only the clean center leaves—and these are the mildest leaves. Theytaste better. Then science plays its partin making these choice tobaccos trulykind to your throat. “11’s toasted ’ forthroat protection. These mellow, fine-tasting tobaccos are cut into long. silky, full-bodied shreds and /u//ypacked into every Lucky—so round,so firm, free from loose ends. That*swhy Luckies “keep in condition”—why you’ll find that Luckies do notdry out, an important point to everysmoker. You see, always in all-ways—Luckies are kind to your throat.Page FourRUSSELL ADDRESSES \ Announce Use of iSTAGE ANMARALUMNI MEETING OFSCNOOLOFRUSINESS New Vocabularyin French CoursesPaul S. Russell, vice-president ofthe Harris Trust and Savings Bankand alumnus and trustee of theUniversity, will discuss some phasesof investment banking under recentgovernmental regulations, before theMay meeting of the School of Busi¬ness Alumni association Tuesdayevening. The meeting will open at7:45 in the Commons room of Has¬kell hall.Mr. Russell received his A. B.degree from the University in 1916and started work in the messengerdepartment of the Harris bank. Headvanced steadily in that organiza¬tion, and in 1930 was made a vice-president .During the World WarMr .Russell served as captain in theinfantry of the United States Army.He w'as in the Fifth Regular ArmyDivision.Students interested in Mr. Rus¬sell's talk are invited to attend themeeting, said Lester C. Shephard,president of the Association. The limitation of the vocabularlyof the primary language coursesoffered at the University and the ac¬ceptance of a basic French vocabu¬lary written by Arthur iBovee, as¬sistant professor of the teaching ofFrench and Algernon Coleman, pro¬fessor of French at the University,and others has been announced byProfessor Coleman.This resulted from the aceptanceof the often misquoted statement ofMichael West, an Indian principal,and educator, given at the annualmeeting of the Association of theModern Language teachers held inChicago last week, that a preliminary-speech vocabularly should be limitedto about 1300 words and backed bya reading vocabularly of approximately 2500 selected words.The representatives of the University to this conference were PeterHagboldt, professor of the teachingof German; Otto F. Bond, chairmanof French and German in the Col¬lege; Leon P. Smith, instructor iRomance Languages and ProfessorColeman. DEMONSTRATIONS INEASTERN COLLEGESThin-skinned grapefruit, strong-minded eggs, and over-sun tannedtomatoes sped angrily through theSpring air on Eastern College cam¬puses last Friday. It was all donefor peace. On that day students ofthe nation w-ere called upon by theLeague for Industrial Democracy, aSocialist organization, and the Na¬tional Students League, a Commun¬ist group, to mark the hour between11 and noon with a strike againstwar. The West and such Easterncolleges as Princeton, Rutgers, andSteves were apparently hard of hear¬ing and ignored the call.On the eve of the appointed dayhigh school students in New York,unable to contain their love of peacetill the morrow, precipitated riots inBrooklyn and Manhattan .Both end¬ed in police victories and ambulancecalls. Next day the college swunginto action .Yale heard Norman Thomas, per¬ennial Socialist candidate for Presi¬dent, and Vorliss Lament, Commun¬ist younger son of the capitalistic Sachaar Speaks onHeritage of Jews“Sparks from the Jewish Anvil”was the subject of an informal talkby Dr. Abram L, Sachaar of theUniversity of Illinois at a meeting ofthe Jewish Students' foundation heldyesterday in Ida Noyes hall.Emphasizing the romantic and dra¬matic qualities of the Jewish his¬torical heritage. Dr. Sachaar relat¬ed briefly several vivid, crucial, anddramatic episodes in the careers ofoutstanding Jew-ish personalitiesfrom Biblical times, through theMiddle Ages, to the n ^ern period.(“The artistic excellence of thestory of Jewish cultural values, es¬pecially in History,” said Dr.Sachaar, “makes it a vivid and dra¬matic experience from an aestheticpoint of view-.”The annual play given by thefoundation will take place next Sat¬urday in Ida Noyes at 8:30. Theplay will be followed by dancing.banker, Thomas W. Lamont. Facul¬ty joined the students at Wellesley,Williams, and at Vassar, the presi¬dent led the march against war.At practically every anti-warmeeting in the country participantsresolved “not to support the UnitedStates in any war it might conduct.” LEISURE GROUPDISCUSSES DUNEWILD LIFE TODAYOpportunities open to the inquir¬ing student to study nature in hisown vicinity will be discussed by theleisure time gi-oup this afternoon at4:30 in room 300, Blaine hall, thelaboratory of 0. A. Frank, teacherof science. University high school.Particular emphasis will be placedon the wild flowers, birds, and landformations to be observed in theDunes region.Colored pictures of the Dunes andexhibits of plants and animals willbe displayed at this first part ofthe meeting. Later in the after¬noon the group will go to Ida Noyeshall to meet Edna Geister, popularrecreation leader, who will lead so¬cial games and analyze the techniqueof social leadership.Miss Geister's explanation of hersuccessful method of leading mixersand getting people acquaintedthrough participation in games willbe given in the corrective gymna¬sium on the second floor of IdaNoyes hall.PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVEP.UTSERS Plan EntertainmentFor Spring Party(Continued from page 1)squad game between the Red andWhite teams will be played for themat 3:45. The contest will be followedby a reception from 5:45 to 6:30 inthe lounges of the Reynolds club.At the dinner, which will be serv¬ed in Hutchinson Commons at 6:30,300 undergraduates and alumni willbe present.Fraternity men are requested toturn in money for the tickets whichhave been reserved for them so as toassure their representation at thebanquet The unfilled places will bereserved for undergraduates, whomay purchase tickets for 75 cents inCobb 208.— MOTHER’S DAY —Sunday, May 13JOHNSON & JENSENRLORISTS2313 E. 7Ut St.Ph. H. P. 1295and FIRMCKED that’s