®be Baflp-4laroonVol. 34. No. 46. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. THURSDAY. JANUARY 4, 1934 Price Three CentsWhat of It-By SIDNEY HYMAN-aristophanes and theSTRATOSPHEREThe contemporary setting for Aris¬tophanes’ “Clouds” would find thecentral figures of the drama sus¬pended in the stratosphere by an at¬tachment of Piccard’s gondola totheir backs. The setting would thusai>proximate two criteria of goodnessfor contemporary thought: thatthings “bigger” are, by definition,“better,” and second, that the degreeof detachment from the subject athand is the measure of a man’s sci¬entific spirit. he stratosphere isbigger and he jr than the clouds,and the supposed ideal of the scien¬tist is to lift his prejudices so farabove the subject with which he isdealing that he resolves his whole be¬ing into the mathematical formulawhich might be expressed thus: oneoblivion to the world one gondola= 'one Nobel prize winner 4-a personwho, though interesting, is impossibleto live with. IBEAUTY AND JOY |FOREVERDespite the caim of the scientist,it is significant that he is violentlydisturbed by a newspaper account of ,his activities. He may be accusedfrom the lecture platform of advocat¬ing the offering of American daugh- iters up for free love and the sub¬jugation of American sons to atheism. ;But the king’s mercy be extended to ,the newspaper man who dares write COMMENCE WORKAT UNIVERSITY ON12 CWA PROJECTS ‘Tsychology Is LivingScienceSays AlfredAdler; Refutes FreudScience, as an underlying ideaIT li. N/I H nv I which connects immediate experi-rSCUlty iN/ISmberS L'lrGCt j ences, w’as the concept developed byResearch Studies ! Dr. Alfred Adler, eminent psychol-- ^ , . I ogist of Vienna, in a lecture spon-Ot education sored by the Psychology club yes-Twelve research projects Involving121 persons have been set up andare now being carried on under thedirection of members of the Univer¬sity faculty, Louis R. Wilson, deanof the Graduate Library Schoolstated yesterday. in the Orientalterday afternoonInstitute.“Individual psychology is a livingscience, based on free and independ¬ent study,” was Dr. Adler’s state¬ment in connection with the conflictof his theory with the Freudian psy¬chology, which, he charges, sup¬presses contributions of individual P. F. M. FELLOWES,BRITISH AIR AGE,TO SPEAK HEREHero of ZeebruggeFourth in StudentSeriesThe projects are made possiblethrough the Federal Relief Adminis- I students, and stresses the dominationtration and the recently organized i of Freud’s own theoriesCWA, and are being carried on atthe request of the Federal Commis¬sioner of Education, George F. Zook.The University, with Harvard, Yale,Columbia, the University of Mich¬igan, and the University of Cali¬fornia. has been selected to studyvarious aspects of education at thecollege, secondary, elementary, pre¬school, and adult levels.The members of the faculty di¬recting the projects are in the de¬partments of Education, Psychology, Because each individual representsa unique being and each individualcreates his “style of life,” individualpsychology seeks the main structuresof life by examining the movement,direction, and goals of life.This “science of the goal” is car¬ried further by Dr. Adler in his lec¬ture under the auspices of the Ren-ais.sance Society, last evening at In¬ternational House, when he spokeon “The Relation of Art to Life.”Mankind and the masses affect theSociology, Graduate Library School, | artist as much as the artist affectsand Physiology.List of ProjectsDouglas Waples, professor of Ed¬ucational Methods, is in charge of. , , a study of the distribution of thean untutored account of these or any , facilities in South Chicago,coreilary sUtements. On such occa-, William S. Gray, professor of Edu-sions the wrath of the scientist, be heof the natural or social sciences, isa thing of beauty and a joy forever.COPY ROOM VERSUSLABORATORYThe cause for the scholastic irrita¬tion with newspapers is one of pro¬fessional jealousy. Above all, the newsreporter is an artist. His medium isthat of personalities other than hisown. He takes the personalities ofothers and molds them into a perfectpiece of artistry—an object so likethe original, yet containing errorsenough to make it merely a copy.He knows what will make the per- cation, will conduct the project onfactors of difficulty in reading ma¬terial for adults.A survey of library resources inthe Chicago metropolitan area is pro¬ceeding under the direction of LeonCarnovsky.L. L. Thurstone, professor of Psy¬chology, will conduct a survey to de¬termine the methods by which themental abilities of adults may be ap¬praised with respect to adjustmentservice and adult education.Herbert Blumer, associate profes¬sor of Sociology, is engaged in study¬ing the effect of high school educa¬tion as a deterrent to irregular sex them. He is the product of his so¬ciety as well as one of the greatestcontributors to its cultare. This mu¬tual relation is very narrow, for “realart influences whole mankind.” Thistheory of art and the artist is shownto be perfectly consistent with thebeliefs of the School of IndividualP.sychology which says that “all ourexpressions are based upon social in¬terest.”“It is the striving for superioritywhich is behind every human crea¬tion and it is the source of all con¬tributions which are made to ourculture.”sons about whom he is writing a sub¬ject of intere.st to all, and he does ! behavior.not hesitate to so temper it. His likes I Ernest W. Burgess, professor ofor dislikes do not enter into consid-1 Sociolop, will direct the project toeration. He is a creator of news, and | determine the effects of the depres-in the sense of restraining his own I sion on the birth rate and infantprejudices, his is the scientific spirit.ROTARY CLUB ANDBABBITTRYNow our sympathy in the battle |between the sensitive scholar and the ;heavy handed journalist is entirely ,with the scholar, but it seems as ^though the methods he uses to com-:bat the press are direct admissions of !the journalist’s strengrth. The scholarevidences the degree of his irritation ^by becoming bitingly sarcastic, andhe hopes thereby to wither his oppon- ients. If he but looked about him he !would observe that the sarcasm of a iMencken or a Sinclair Lewis caused jjust as great an affirmation of faithin the institutions they proposed todiscredit, as they caused a numberof people to realize the sham anduselessness of those very institutions.Rotary Clubs and Babbittry have suf¬fered little under their attack. ' death rate. Professor Burgess is alsoI in charge of the project on delin-[ quency records and records of super-. vised recreational activities of chil-' dren in South Chicago. Just what' influence prolonged undernutrition■ and malnutrition has on hunger, ap-! petite, and mental efficiency of chil-(Continued on page 2) MUSIC DEPARTMENTAWARDS FELLOWSHIPTO JAN CHIAPUSSODimock Leaves forPanama to ConductStudy of RailroadPRIZE FIGHT MUGS ANDPEGLERThe scholar might profitably spendhis time studying the methods usedby Westbrook Pegler and the lateRing Lardner. Under the pens ofthese two gentlemen, the rough two-fisted prize fight hero became weak,impotent and a joke in the laughingstock of the nation. They gently andlovingly chided the prize fight mug,showing him to be both an arrogantbooby in his social contacts, and aspineless fool, completely lacking inelemental courage. Little sarcasmwas evident in their portrayals, butboth Lardner and Pegler realizedthat you could kick a man just asfar with a soft foot as you could witha hard foot, just as long as you poi.s-ed your foot properly.MONUMENTAL THINKINGWe conclude this monumental con¬tribution to Western thought by sug-ge.sting that, if the scholar desires topursue his position of detachmentfrom the hoi polloi, he cultivate thePegler-Lardner noblesse oblige. Hemight smile a bit more and becomea bit more indulgent with the arro¬gant booby and the spineless foolwriting news accounts of his activ¬ities. In so doing, he might find him-(Continued on pag* 3) Marshall E. Dimock, associate pro¬fessor of Public Administration, leftNew York City yesterday for a two-months’ visit to the Panama CanalZone, where he will conduct a studyof the Panama Railroad, the oldestAmerican government-owned corpo¬ration.Louis Brownlow, lecturer on Po¬litical Science and secretary of thePublic Administration ClearingHouse, suggested the study to Mr.Dimock, who has made extensivestudies of British government corpo¬rations.The study of the Panama Railroad,operated by the American govern¬ment since 1904, exemplifies the cor¬poration form of ownership, underthe control of the central govern¬ment. This type of control is usedextensively in England, but has onlyrecently entered the focus of Ameri¬can public attention.DEAN RETURNSSophonisba Breckenridge, SamuelDeutsch professor emeritus of SocialWelfare Administration, is flyingback from Mor'evideo where she at¬tended the Pan-American confer¬ence. She will arrive in Chicago Sat¬urday.Miss Bfeckenridge was a memberof Secretary of State Cordell Hull’sdelegation to the conference and wasthe only woman to attend.“Th^ Family and the State,” MissBre^enridge’s latest book will be re-]^ed on January 8. Two professors have been addedto the teaching staff of the Univer¬sity and four men have rejoined thefaculty for the winter quarter afterabsence from the quadrangles. Thenew men are Jan Chiapusso, professorof Music, and Melchior Palyi, emin¬ent German economist who has join¬ed the University after trouble withNazi leaders.Assistant professor Frederick Schu-man of the Political Science depart¬ment has returned to the Universityafter a year in Germany. John Cov¬er, professor of Statistics in theSchool of Business, is again in resi¬dence after filling a government po¬sition in Washingfton. Two profes¬sors in the Anthropology department,Fay-Cooper Cole, chairman of the de¬partment, and Manuel Andrade, havealso returned to the campus. And¬rade, an authority on Mayan re¬mains, has been engaged in work inCentral America.Jan Chiapusso comes to the Uni¬versity as a fellow in the Music de¬partment. Chiapusso, an accomplish¬ed pianist, was formally with theBush Conservatory of Music. Sinceno instrumental music is taught atthe University, Chiapusso is devot¬ing some of his time to teaching aclass in Beethoven.Dr. Gerard Leavesfor Study AbroadDr. Margaret W. Gerard, assistantclinical professor of Psychiatry andphysician on the staff of the Uni¬versity health service, left January1 to study in Vienna.Dr. Gerard, wife of Dr. Ralph W.Gerard, a.ssistant professor of Physi¬ology, will work under Anna Freudin Vienna and later under MelanieKlein in London, the only two spe¬cialists in the psycho-analysis of chil¬dren in the world.Dr. Gerard has been awarded aRockefeller Foundation fellowship,and a year’s leave of absence fromthe University in order to continueher studies. As yet, no one hasbeen appointed to fill her position.When she returns, she will specializein child psychiatry. British Air Commander P. F. M.Fellowes, leader of the recent andsensational Houston-Mt. Everest Fly¬ing expedition will speak in thefoui’th of the Student Lecture seriesat 8:30 Tuesday, January 19 in Man-del hall. Commander Fellowes’ ap¬pearance in the Student series willbe followed by a lecture on February6 by Raymond Moley, internationallyfamous economist.Fellowes is one of Great Britain’sleading aviators. Originally a navalofficer, he was transferred to theRoyal Air Force. In a brilliant anddaring flight in 1918 CommanderFellowes bombed the lock gates ofZeebrugge from a height of only 50feet, the damage holding Germansubmarines in the harbor for weeks.He was later captured by a Germandestroyer and held prisoner until theend of the war.British Air LeaderFrom 1924 to 1929 he was directorof Airship Development in GreatBritain. He is a direct descendantof King Edward III of England andfor several years was aide de campto King’George V. His most recentachievement was a flight over Mt.Everest.Commander Fellowes has been adominant figure in the developmentof British aviation in the last 20years. He attaches particular im¬portance and need for the spread ofaviation in India and Asia. His re¬cent experiences during the Mt. Ev¬erest expedition have made him enthusiastic about the future of avia¬tion in India.Tickets for the Fellowes’ lecturewill go on sale Monday at the Mandelhall box office, the University book¬store, and Woodworth’s bookstore.Main floor seats are priced at 55cents and 85 cents, with balcony tick¬ets at 55 cents.Professor Moley’s lecture on Feb¬ruary 6 will be the fifth lecture inthe series. One more lecturer willbe scheduled to speak in Mandel hallto complete the Student LectureservLe series of six lectures.Secretary of Labor, Frances Per¬kins, Rockwell Kent, and Edgar An¬sel Mowrer were the three precedingspeakers in the Student Series.These three lecturers spoke in Man-del hall during the Autumn quarter,under the auspices of the Lecture Schuman DescribesFrench Bloc as OnlyCheck to Nazi PerilBy RAYMOND LAHR KERR NAMES 15TO WASHINGTONPROM GOMMITTEETests IndicateNew Variationsin Light SpeedFurther experiments to determinethe speed of light, now being carriedon by Dr. Fred Pearson of the Uni¬versity and F. G. Pease of the MountWilson observatory, indicate that theapproximate velocity of light, as de¬termined by the late Dr. Albert A.Michelson, formerly of the Univer¬sity, may not be correct.The new figure for the speed oflight, as announced by Pearson andPease, is 186,271 miles per second,a variance of 13 miles per secondslower than Dr. Michelson’s figureof 186,284 miles per second. An¬nouncement of the new figure forthe velocity of light was made byDr. Walter S. Adams, director of theMount Wilson observatory.Before his death, Dr. Michelsonstated that he was not satisfied withthe accuracy of his measurements. Hehad begun construction of a mile longvacuum sealed tube, built to reflectflashes of light with a revolving mir¬ror, but he died before the tube wascompleted. “The Nazi war menace can be metonly by an unflinching will on thepart of the French bloc to maintainthe existing distribution of arma¬ments, territory, and power,” accord¬ing to Frederick L. Schuman, assist¬ant professor of Political Science, ina statement to The Daily Maroonyesterday. Professor Schuman hasjust returned from a leave of ab¬sence on which he visited Germany,Italy, and Russia as the holder of theJames-Rowe fellowship.Professor Schuman declared, “Al¬though the status quo, resting as itdoes upon the Versailles peace set¬tlement, was deserving of the critic¬ism and condemnation of liberals andpeace-seekers prior to the ascendancyof Hitlerism, it is now the only bul¬wark of democratic Europe againstFascist agrandizement and tyranny.Any reduction of the armaments ofthe French bloc or any concession ofarms equality for Germany is the in¬evitable precursor of a general Eu¬ropean war in which Nazi imperial¬ism will seek to extend its controlover central and eastern Europe.”“The danger of anti-Semitic andFascist propaganda on the part ofHitlerite agents in the United Statescan be met only by a determinationto expose and frustrate the schemesof the Nazi party’s foreign bureau.American diplomatic collaborationwith France, Great Britain, and theSoviet Union would constitute acounterweight to the potential Fas¬cist coalition—Germany, Italy, andJapan—which might conceivably pre¬serve peace even in the event of thecomplete fulfillment of the Nazi pro¬gram.” Cerson, Merrifield, andCarr Will DirectArrangementsANNOUNCE SCHEDULEFOR LECTURE SERIESIN SOCIAL SCIENCESFour well-known lecturers are in¬cluded in the recently announced lec¬ture series for the winter quarter inthe Division of Social Sciences. Per¬haps the best known speaker is Dr.Melchior Palyi, famous German econ¬omist, who has come to the Univer¬sity from London. He is to give aseries of three lectures on “SomeOutstanding European Problems” at3:30 starting February 1. Dr. Palyiis now a member of the Universityfaculty and is giving a course onMonetary Theory.Dr. Alfred R. Radcliffe-Brown,professor of Anthropology, willspeak on the “Influence of EuropeanContact on Non-European Cultures.”This series will consist of eight Wed¬nesday lectures starting January 10at 3:30.Dr. Mortimer Adler, associate pro¬fessor of the Philosophy of Law, haschosen for his subject, “The Intel¬lectual History of Western Europe”and he will speak on Fridays, Jan¬uary 5, 19, February 16, and March2.A series of lectures by variousexperts under the direction ofCharles A. Ascher, director of theNational Association of Housing Of¬ficials, will be given on Fridays, Jan¬uary 12, 26, February 9, 23, andMarch 9, with “Housing: A NewGovernment Policy” as the subject. Committee chairmen and membersof committees for the WashingtonProm were chosen yesterday at ameeting of the Student Social com¬mittee. They will begin work nextweek under the direction of DonaldKerr, chairman of the committee,who is in charge of the dance. Mem¬bers of the Student Social committeewill serve as departmental heads forthe dance.Evelyn Carr will head the com¬mittee on arrangements, Noel B.Gerson will be in charge of public¬ity, and Charles Merrifield will actas financial director. Herman Odellwas appointed chairman of the finan¬cial sub-committee on ticket sales.Appoint FifteenFifteen committee members wereappointed, four to work on arrange¬ments, four on publicity, and sevento handle financial matters. The ar-ragements committee includes:Frank Nahser, Ellmore Patterson,Roberta Storms and Ruth Works.Those on the publicity committeeare: Sidney Hyman, Harry Morrison,William O’Donnell and William Dud¬ley Watson.The financial committee includes:Tom Flinn, Howard Hudson, AllanMarin, Walter Montgomery, WayneE. Rapp, William Traynor and Pat¬ricia Vail.'CJioose Place SaturdayIt is expected that the place ofthe Prom, which takes place tradi¬tionally on the eve of Washington’sbirthday, will be chosen by the endof the week. Negotiations are nowbeing carried on to select an orches¬tra for the affair. Leaders of theProm will be announced in Tuesday’sedition of The Daily Maroon. Asyet it has been impossible to deter¬mine a price, but it is expected thatbids, which will include dinner, willcost approximately $5 a couple.The Washingfton Prom, one of theoldest of the University social func¬tions, has been a tradition for overthirty years, and, as such, has as¬sumed a point of prominence secondto none. Not only is it conceded tobe the outstanding event of the win¬ter season, but of the whole yearas well. Approximately 600 studentsand alumni attend the dance eachyear, and last year’s attendance in¬cluded almost 700 guests.Chicago Grand OperaOffers Positions toStudents as SupersTate Plays at Skulland Crescent DanceLIBRARY CARDSNew library cards may be se¬cured at any time during the newquarter upon presentation of thecurrent quarter’s tuition receipts,the Harper librarian announcedyesterday. Old cards will no long¬er be honored. It has been re¬quested that students apply forcards during the first two weeksof the quarter. Erskine Tate and his orchestrahave been engaged to play for theSkull and Cre.scent dance which willbe held Friday evening, January 26.As previously stated in The DailyMaroon, when a tentative announce¬ment was made, the party will beheld in the Cloister Club of IdaNoyes.Bids, priced at $1.75, will be onsale by Friday. Freshmen are invit¬ed to attend the dance. This will bethe last contact between freshmenand fraternity members before theperiod of open rushing.Erskine Tate has a colored band jof 18 pieces. The orchestra has been Ithe attraction at the Savoy ballroom, The newly reorganized ChicagoGrand Opera Company will again of¬fer positions to students of the Uni¬versity to act as part of the super¬cast during the current season. Allsupers will be recruited through theofUce of Vocational Guidance andPlacement in Cobb 215. John Ken-nan, Placement Counselor, is incharge of all student positions in theoperas.The super-cast takes only non¬singing parts, and is used in thelarge group scenes. As many as 200supers are u.sed in a single opera.The Chicago Grand Opera willpresent 35 operas this season. Twooperas will be given this week-end,“Aida” at the Saturday matinee, and“Madame Butterfly,” on Saturdaynight.Albert Arkulcs will choose 18 mento be instructed in the ballet byLaurent Novikoff, ballet master ofthe opera.MAROON POSITIONSThe business staff of The DailyMaroon will hold its first meeting ofthe quarter in their office in Lexing¬ton Hall, Friday at 12:45. This meet¬ing will be devoted to the businessof staff organization, and all mem¬bers and prospective members, par¬ticularly freshmen, are invited to at¬tend.Those freshmen who received writ¬ten notices from the business depart¬ment are especially notified to bethe Grand Terrace, and the Regal, i present, as they are to be assimilatedMetropolitan, and Michigan theaters. I into the staff at that time./\Page Two j 1THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. JANUARY 4. 1934iatlg Mar00UFOUNDED IN ISOi_ The Daily M.iroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, publiihed mornings except Saturday.Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company. 5S31 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.5 a year; $4.00 by mail. Single copies,three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University oi Chicagofor any statements api>earing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter Marth lx. lOi't at lbedpost-office at Chicago. Illinois, under the .-\ct of March .1, 1m9.The Daily Mhroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, CirculationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BartonNoel B. Gerson EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence WishnickBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergrman William O'DonnellWilliam Loventhml Robert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSCharlotte FishmanEidjrar GreenebaumRuth GreenebaumCharles HoerrHenry Kelley Raymond LahrJanet LewyCurtis MelnickRobert McQuilkenDonald Morris Ralph NicholsonLean PrussingPhilip RossMarker StantonJeanne SlolteSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSJoel Alexander Zalmon Goldsmith Edward SehaarRod Chapin Howard Gottschalk Gerald SternFrank Davis Stanley Hayes Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEMarie Berger Louise Craver Preston CutlerGeorg Mann Team the dates of Alexan/^er’s conquest becausethe' comprehensive examMation at the end of theyear would be extremely comprehensive.So our young man hurried along with the restof the class to learn about the conquests of Alex¬ander rather than to bother with Aristotle, who,after all, was only Alexander’s teacher.In his second year, the bewildered young mandecided that he would take a course in Philosophy.Piere, he thought, i can read the actual works ofmen who have some ideas about life.After learning the biography of each philosoph¬er, the young man was permitted to read hisphilosophic writings. Once in a while he wouldcome to passages that theorized about what lifewas.“Oh, no, ” his instructor w'ould say, “The laterphilosophers would disagree with that. Besides,I our textbook disagrees with it also.”When they got to the later philosophers, the1 young man found that most of them held out very; little hope for life at all.I Finally, after patiently going through the en-j tire course he ventured (for our young man hadI become very careful now) to ask a professor thefatal question.“What,” he demanded bluntly, “Is life?” Hewaited for the explosion.“Why my dear young man," cried the pro¬fessor, “TTiat is exactly what the study of philo¬sophy is about. We would like to know what lifeis, but the answer would almost abolish ourcourses.” Today onrambles The manly artof self-defenseThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:David II. Kutner. Assistant: CurtisMelnick.LecturesDrofcssor Franklin Bobbitt on"Basic Principles of CurriculumConstruction” at 7 :.‘I0 in the Grad¬uate Education Building.Music and ReligionDean Charles G. Gilkey on “Is thePreacher a Prima Donna?” at 12 inthe Joseph Bond Chapel.MiscellaneousInlerclub meeting at 12 in theNorth room of Ida Noyes hall.W. A. A. at 12 in the Alumni roomof Ida Noyes hall.Tryouts for acting casts of Mirrorand Playfest at 2:30 in the TowerRoom.START WORK ON12 CWA PROJECTSNight Editor: Tom BartonAssistant: Curtis Melnick “Oh,” said the young man, “Very well, philo¬sophy and I are looking for the same thing.” Sohe got his Ph. D. in Philosophy. Now he doesn’ttry to tell anyone what life is because he knowstoo many facts about it.His name? Oh, Jones—probably. It reallydoesn’t make much difference.—J. P. B. (Continued from page 1)dren, will be studied under the direc- ition of Anton J. Carlson, professorof Physiology.Philip M. Hauser, instructor of ,Sociology, has charge of the project |on the community factors making for iand against child health and develop¬ment as measured by the infant birthrate and death rate.Forrest A. Kingsbury, associateprofessor of Psychology, directs astudy of the reorganization of thesubject matter of applied psychology.CLASSIFIED ADSThursday, January 4, 1934ONCE UPONA TIME. . . . The Travelling Bazaar FOR SALE—Man’s raccoon coat.Matched skills. Traded in on a car.Tiainor Auto Sales. 723-1 Stony Is¬land Ave. Fairfax 5002.BY CHARLES (“Scriblerus”) TYROLER ^There was once anda young man, very nicevery serious.In spite of his high school experience, he hadan inquiring mind. After a little assimilation, hesimmered his inquiries down to the very simplequestion. What is life?He came to the University because he reasonedthat an institution so famous for research and sonotorious for progress in education could supplythe answer to his simple question.From the beginning he was impressed by theSocial Science survey under the new plan. Itspresentation of current events with professorial in¬terpretation, astounding in their originality andsoundness, was stimulating and thought-provoking.The number of facts men knew was amazing!But neither course nor staff could answer hissimple question, “What is life?” He did find thatwhatever life was, man had made quite a mess ofit and there seemed to be little hope for the mess.Somewhat later, he realized that the courseshould be called Current Events I rather thanSocial Science I.The young man also took Biological Science.One day the lecturer in the Biological Sciencesvery nearly defined life: he said, “Life is like theflame of a Bunsen burner.Our friend was a very naive young man at thispoint, so he went up to the lecturer at the closeof the hour and asked him the simple question,“What is life?”The lecturer smiled a little grimly, “The manwho answers that question will do more for sciencethan Darwin.”“But,” said the young man, “You said it waslike a burning flame.”“Yes,” said the professor, “And we know solittle about life that I defy you or anybody elseto define it in terms that will not also apply tothe burning flame.”The young man was a little taken back, but herefused to become discouraged. Surely, hethought, the physical scientists who are exploringand measuring tKe universe will answer my sim-; question.But astronomy left him deadened by his ownunimportance and the insignificance of any ques¬tion he might ask. Mathematics and chemistry 'taught him to juggle formulas without informinghim why the formulas or why the jugglery. IGeography told him where man lived and whenhe lived there, but avoided telling him why menlive at all. Geology and paleontology told himwhat happened before man, tracing life down toIts earliest and simplest forms—then forgot theclimax: “What is life?”In the humanities, this really harmless youngman, though regarded by the faculty as queer anda little dangerous, thought he found a few ideasabout life in the thirty pages of Aristotle includedin the course, but hi« in^tnirtor paid that he should I NIGHTMARE OF A MEDICAL STEWS O, what do the stiffs do on SundayWhen all of the medics have gone?W’hat happens to all the cadavers,W'hen they are left there alone? nozv applied to telephone cableROOM FOR RENT—I>argc, light,airy. Single or double. $3. Skinner.5821 Maryland. II. P, 0553.Large very desirable room. Dble.or sing. Very reas. Kitchen privil¬eges. 5805 Dorchester. H. P, 7321.Do torsos ask dates from the tibiae?Do shoulder-blades dance with the legs?Do vertebrae cuddle the fibulae?Do shin-bones go ’round with the pegs? University employed man willshare 2 rm. apt. $5 per week P’reetelephone. Comfortable rms. H. P.8577.0, pity tlie dreams of the medic.That haunt him through all of the night,W’hile ulnae and radii rassle,And hands knock out livers and lights..... Ems Overcheck DREXEL THEATRE^58 E. fiSrdThura.Alice Brady - EVank MorganJimmy Durante in"BROADWAY TOHOLLYWOOD”Mata. Daily 15c till 6:30 Western Electric, manufacturing unit of theBell System, now makes a tape armored telephonecable ready to meet all comers. When laid directlyin the ground, this cable defends itself againstmoisture, grit, corrosion and other enemies.Besides the usual lead sheath, the tiny copperwires in the cable are guarded by seven layers ofpaper, jute and steel tape—all saturated or coveredwith asphalt compound.In pioneering and producing improved appa¬ratus, Western EJectric contributes to the year’round reliability of your Bell Telephone.BELL SYSTEMH WHY NOT TAKE A TRIP HOME BY TELEPHONE?-TONIGHT AT HALF-PAST EIGHT hpi THOMAS CARLYLE AND GEORG MANNLast summer Georg Mann took the English de¬partmental exam for his bachelor’s degree. Heflunked.This didn’t seem just right to us; so we askedaround, trying to find out what he hadn’t knownor what he had known incorrectly. W'e finallyfound an individual in the English departmentwho apparently knew all about it....there arealways such persons in every department, we aretold,“W'ell, it was like this,” explained our inform¬er, “six heads of the department gave Mann anoral exam. One of the questions was: ‘Do youconsider Thomas Carlyle an optimist or a pessi¬mist?’ Mann answered quickly, ‘Oh, Carlyle wasan optimist’... .Well, they flunked him... .natur¬ally.”Naturally? Hmmmmm, we thought. Perhapswe’d better check up on this. So we did and wefound out that sure enough most people considerCarlyle a pessimist. So there was nothing leftfor us to do but go and see Georg Mann himselfand find out his version of the affair.“Hyah Georg!”“Hullo.”“Say Georg, what’s this about your callingThomas Carlyle an optimist? He really wasn’t,you know that.”“Well, maybe not. But Carlyle believed in Godand anybody that believes in God is certainly anoptimist.”And when we .stopped to think it over, we real-ilzed that this fellow Mann is nobody’s fool....not even the English department’s!DIVINITY SCHOOL BLUESThings are getting pretty bad owr at the Di¬vinity school. Registration for classes is fallingoff to almost nothing at all. In fact this littleincident actually occurred yesterday.A professor of Divinity was passing one of theclassrooms and he noticed one lone fellow sittingin the middle of the room with notebook open andan exasperated look on his face. He looked in andventured a mild “Good-morning.”The lonely man answered “Say, what is theprocedure here? How long do I have to wait forclass to begin?”The professor obliged, “Oh, you won’t have towait long. The lecturer will be along shortly,”The man replied, “Hell, I’m the lecturer, butvvheit- axe the students?*^ THE CAMPUS STORESforBOOKSGeneral BooksTextbooks—New and Second HandRENTAL LIBRARYStationery - Fountain Pens - C Jewelry - AthleticGoods - Pillows and Pennants - KodaksFilms - Developing and PrintingTYPEWRITERSBought - Sold - Exchanged - Rented - RepairedVisit Our Gift SectionStudent Lamps - Leather Goods - Imported PotteriesBook Ends - Wall Shields - Post Cards - EtchingsHand Wrought Brassware - Stationery andEngraved Cards - Greeting Cardsfor All OccasionsUSE OUR POSTAL STATIONThe University of Chicago Bookstores5802 Ellis Ave. (Ellis Hall) 106 Blaine Hall// ITHE DAILY MAI^OON, THURSDAY. JANUARY 4, 1934 / /Page ThroeThe GreeksHave a Word—By HARRY MORRISON—PHI DELTA THETAThe Phi Delts have 104 activechapters, which makes them prettybijr. and they’re always doing some¬thing. which makes them pretty good.That makes them good and big. Ihave dyspepsia and a bad wisdomtooth, which makes them pretty un¬lucky. Harvey T. Woodruff, one oftheir prominent alumni, was oncetold that to belong to Phi DeltaTheta was like being one of the hu¬man race. He replied, “that’s be¬cause Phi Uelt is always progress¬ing.’’ Those 104 chapters are in 44states of the Union (the four un- graced states are Arkansas, Wyo¬ming, New Mexico, and Utah), soyou might well call Phi Delt the na¬tional or even universal fraternity.Their first chapter was foundedj at Miami, Ohio, in 1848, whichj makes it middling old and the Chi¬cago chapter was established in1897, with Harold Ickes, the nation’sspender, one of the charter members.ACTIVEOut of 32 active members in thefrat club, there are 14 men repre- be at all out of place.I was surprised at the number ofcampus activities that various PhiDelts are engaged in. Frank Spring¬er is president of the Dramatic As¬sociation, and there are three othersworking for the association. Theyhave men in Blackfriars and its sub¬sidiary activities, the choir and theStrolling Friars; they are represent¬ed in the band and the orchestra andCharlie Murphy works ?in the busi¬ness end of the Phoenix. And thensented on six athletic squads around I they have a boy over there by thethe University, and of these about5 of the men are on more than onesquad. There are only three “C”men in this bunch, however. A lot ofthe boys just go out and play around,but they.all have a good time, andsome of them manage to accoi plishsomething in the way of helping theUniversity. I shouldn’t say that theyare an athletic fraternity, but theyu ^ their part and an athlete wouldn’tfor - 1 # 'COLLEGE STUDENTSAND GRADUATES00*^ Unusual. Intensive. CompleteStenographic Course100 vvords o minute *n 100 days.ASSURED FOR ONE FEEStarts January 8 *Visif write o* phone RAN 1575ENROLL ‘^n 'oWAlso regular courses: Execu¬tive, Secretarial, Business Ad¬ministration, Accounting,Commercial Law, Stenography,Comptometry, Dictaphony, C.P. A. Preparation, Court andConvention Reporting etc. orj/nnt<J^^traffoTL^eOLXEGEil8 SO.'miCHIGAN AVE- / name of Rankin who seems to doeverything else and is also a sopho¬more manager of the Intramural De¬partment.The catch comes in when you startto analyze all this. The men inBlackfriars are all in the cast andnone in the business end, and whilethe .Strolling Friars and the choirwork may be interesting to somepeople and to themselves, somehowthe majority of people around heredon’t seem to attach much import¬ance to it. The band and orchestramay very well be placed in this samecategory. ^But let it be noted that there areno Phi Delts heading any of thecommittees around school or takingmuch of a hand in regulating the af¬fairs of the undergraduate body.Looking at this in one way it mightbe considered a good thing, but gen¬erally speaking it isn’t the best ad¬vertising. Another quite importantactivity where the Phis are lacking isThe Daily Maroon. They don’t havea man working on the Maroon andevidently no prospects.THAT PERSONAL TOUCHAnd now that we all know thatthe boys are interested in athleticsand unimportant activities, let mesay that I really have at no timethought that activities would make_any difference to any prospectiverushee in the pledging of a fratern¬ity, and that the men, as individuals CUBE ART THEAtERPRESENTS “WALTZ OFTHE DOGS” SATURDAYLeonid Andreyev’s “Waltz of theDogs’’ wdll be given its Chicago pre¬mier at the Cube experimental ArtTheater, 218 South Wabash avenuestarting Saturday night, January Cthwith Sidney Sion, stage and radioartist taking the lead.“Waltz of the Dogs” is a four actdrama acclaimed as the greatest ofRussian plays. It was wi'itten byAndreyev while he was an inmate atan insane a.sylum. Typical of themorbid drama that has flourished inRussia during the 19th century,“Waltz of the Dogs” represents theepitome of dramatic heaviness thatthe Russian genius was capable of.Sidney Sion directed it and John G.Rivenburgh of the Cube Theaterstaff produced it. It will be present¬ed for two week ends, on Saturdayand Sunday nights, January 6th and7th, and 13th and 14th.The cast is composed of profes¬sional actors that have appeared onvarious plays in loop theaters. Twoselves across. They’ve got a goodbuilding, a strong chapter, good guys,and yet they don’t, in my estimation,quite come up to the category of“one of the best fraternities on cam¬pus.”MONEYThis stuff comes in at the end, soyou’ll read through the entire col¬umn. The initiation fee is $65 andit includes the same old stuff. Formen living in the house the monthlybill, including board, room, dues, andsocial privileges comes to $50. Formen living outside the house the! in the fraternity, should influence 1 monthly bill is $6.50, plus chargesI the choice. On that basis, let me tell ‘ for extra meals. There is a minimumi you that the Phi Delts are all a { number of meals to be eaten duringj bunch of good guys who don’t seem 1 the week; four luncheons and the, to have that final ability to put them- ] Monday evening meal. among them were associated with theGoodman Theater. Sirley Zak aChicago artist designed the stage set¬tings.Theodor Mossman, who composedthe brilliant original music score forOscar Wilde’s “Salome” which waspresented at the Cube experimentalArt Theater several weeks ago hascomposed the special score for theproduction in a form of a musicalprologue to the play. The literaltranslation of the title “Waltz ofthe Dogs” taken from the Russian is“Chop Sticks.” Faithful to the orig¬inal meaning Mr. Mo.ssman’.'^ compo¬sition is exemplifying the title of thework. WHAT OF IT ...(Continued from page 1)i self free to sail along in his own■ beloved stratosphere.QUERY FROMCAPTAIN MULLIGANi Perplexed by American mores isi Capt. Mulligan, the English Common-; wealth scholar. While wanderingI through Cobb Hall the other day, the! Captain noticed a sign on one of the' doors, reading, Romance Depart¬ment 305. “Gracious ” exclaimed thedistinguished Englishman, “theyI don’t have even love making courses' standardized in this university, dothey?”We have theyou need——either used or new—for all coursesStudent supplies of all kindsalso Law and Medical Books.Use our Typewriter Department for repairs.Now is a good time to exchange your old port¬able for a new model at reduced prices.You’ll find our postal station convenient.Woodworth’s Book Store2 Blocks East of Mitchell Tower1311 East 57th St. Dorchester 4800near Kimbark Ave. Open EveningsIt adds somethingto the Taste andmakes them MilderModern storage warehousefor Chesterfield tobacco EUROPEANWINE CELLARiS^OMETHING like the methodof ageing fine wines is used in age¬ing and mellowing the tobaccos forChesterfield cigarettes.The picture you see here was takeninside one of our modern storage ware¬houses where the tobaccos for Chester¬field are put away.There are about four and one-halfmiles of these Liggett be Myers ware¬houses filled with thousands of casks ofDomestic and Turkish tobaccos, mostof it lying there ageing and mellowingfor Chesterfield cigarettes.It takes just about three years to agethe tobacco for your Chesterfields.Everything that money can buyand that science knoivs about thatcan make a cigarette that’s mild-er, a cigarette that tastes better^is used in making Chesterfields. tl\the cii]^<ircttc that’s MILDER • the cigarette that TASTES BETTER © 1934, Liggett & Myers Tobacco Co.VDAILY MAROON SPORTSrage Loui THURSDAY. JANUARY 4, 1934SportFlashes“Football for the Fans”—1933 Roll of Honor—Major Sports—The Big Ten in Basketball-By TOM BARTON—At the recent meeting of the Na¬tional Collegiate Athletic Associationvarious changes in the football ruleswere advocated because “the fanswants thrills” and “playing to thewish of the public means biggercrowds.” A good football club, play¬ing a w'ide-open type of ball, may ormay not raise the attendance, butwhen the supposedly amateur sportof football becomes a game to thrillthe customers we wonder just wherethe sport for sport’s sake comes in.Pete Zimmer or Jay Berwanger feltpretty good when they made a longrun before a Saturday afternoonci‘owd, and neither of the boys canbe accused of playing for a crowd.But Jay probably got more of a thrillwhen he received his “C”—an em¬blem of achievement in an amateursport.How’ever we may say for the N. C.A. A. that they are doing a greatjob in directing collegiate sports, andeven last week got around to consid¬ering the welfare of the individualathlete once in a while. Constructivesuggestions were frequent. Particu¬larly commendable to thought byathletic directors was the code pro¬posed by Director Brewer, of theUniversity of Missouri. Brewer voic¬ed a need for closer cooperation be¬tween faculty members and the ath¬letic department; competition be¬tween teams of equal strength, aswell as the assurance to coaches byadministrative officials of “reason¬able stability in tenure of office,”along with a normal salary.We venture a BIG TEN ROLL OFHONOR FOR 1933Football, Bernard, Michigan.Baseball, Bocek, Wisconsin.Basketball, Rieff, Northwestern.Tennis, Britzus, Minnesota.Track, Ward, Michigan.Wrestling, Brown, Northwestern.Gymnastics, Wrighte, Chicago.Golf, Fischer, Michigan.And despite the selection of DuanePurvis as the outstanding Big Tenathlete for 1933 we continue to castour vote for “Dutch” Fehring, Pur¬due’s mighty performer in football,baseball and basketball.Is it strange that Chicago’s suc¬cesses in the less important sports, asmeasured by attendance, cannot beequaled by the more imp'ortantsports? The W’inter quarter will seeMaroon teams swing into action inbasketball, wrestling, swimming,gymnastics, water polo, fencing, polo,track, and perhaps ice hockey. Thegymnasts and the polo team boastconference championships, the fenc¬ers were second in the Big Ten lastyear, the wrestlers tied for third lastyear. In comparison with the “big”winter sport of basketball theseother teams may appear less signifi¬cant but not their achievements. Wehope for at least a .500 percentagefor the basketball team, and we ex¬pect that the athletes in the othersport.s will continue their consistentlygood performances.The type of football as played in jthe Western Conference was com-,monly admitted to be the best in 'the country during the past year. 'Conference basketball teams on theother hand don’t seem to scare non- iconference opposition. While the Igridmen in the Conference lost only ifour games to non-conference opposi- ;tion, the Big Ten basket shooters have jbeen frequently tossed around in thepreliminary sessions by teams frommediocre colleges.♦ ♦ ♦Prescott Jordan, guard and numer¬al winner on the freshman footballteam, was elected president of the’37 club at a meeting of first yearaward winners a few weeks ago. The |election of other officers w’ill not beheld until after awards are made inwinter athletics. ^ ft2500210LINE-UPCHICAGO (52) fgHaarlow, If 6Pyle, rf 7Seaborg, c 0Gotschal, rg 2Oppenheim, Ig 1Wei.ss. rg 3Offil, rf 2Total 21ALUMNI (33) fg ft pSchlifke, rf 3 2 3Greenwald, If 0 0 1Fish, c 3 1 2Yates, Ig 2 9 4Lang, rg. '. 2 0 1Cahill. If 0 1 0Total 10 13 1110 15MAKESHIFT MAROON Outlook BrighterFIVE BEATS ALUMNIIN ANNUAL CUNTEST, Begin^ractuej Preparation for the 1934 indoor ,and outdoor track seasons started in jearnest when practically the entiresquad reported for practice Tues-!day. Prospects for a strong team are ;more cheerful than at the same time ilast year.Three or four returning lettermen,Capt. Ed Cullen, Bob Milow, andGene Ovson showed up this week forthe first time and will compete inthe middle distances, distance runsand shot put respectively. The fourthletterman in school, John Roberts,has been practicing regularly in hisspecialties, the pole vault and highjump, vaulting over twelve feet andjumping six feet Tuesday afternoon.Football MenFootball captain Pete Zimmer, inthe dash and low timbers in additionto halfbacks Jaw B’erwanger andBart Smith constitute the rest ofthe grid men now in short pants. Ber¬wanger has improved greatly in theweight events and Smith should de¬velop into a creditable 440 man andpossibly a better than average high ,hurdler.Two other quarter milers, SamPerils and Bill Sills, are working outregularly while Paul Maynard andDexter Fairbank appear to be theoutstanding men in the 880. Fair-bank should better two minutes inthe half before the year is over.Freshman NumeralsCoaches Ned Merriam and NormRoot are also much cheered by thefact that the freshmen squad seemsto be one of the strongest in years.Three freshman trackmen have al¬ready qualified for numeral awardsin track. According to the new pol¬icy of the athletic department, how¬ever, numeral sweaters will not bedistributed until the end of the quar¬ter.John Beal made the required timesin the high hurdles, Adolph Shuesslerqualified in the dash, and GeorgeAbel cleared better than 11 feet inthe pole vault to become eligible foraward. Jimmy Handy and Ned Bart¬lett have a leg on awards. I-M CAGE ENTRIESCLOSE TUESDAY INFIRST'TWO DIVISIONS Gym Team Preparesfor Williams College;Three Lettermen BackPlaying with a makeshift lineup,the Maroon cagers defeated anj alumni five in their annual battle lastnight at the fieldhouse, 52-33. Peter-I son, regular center, did not put inan appearance w’hile Bill Lang play-I ed with the losers since they hadI only four men at the start of theclash.Bob Pyle and Bill Haarlow starredfor the varsity which, as a team, didnot function too well. Bob compet-; ing for the first time picked up 19; markers for high point honors. Haar¬low was the keynote of the Maroonattack, passing and shooting accur¬ately. The Chicago five lacked team¬work but displayed ability on short; shots.Sid Yates led the alumni scoring,making 13 points with Schlifke and; Fish following him. Bill Lang gavefurther evidence of possessing adead-eye, sinking two shots fromnear mid-floor.I The alumni fought hard in thefirst half, always keeping withinstriking distance. In the secondhalf, however, they became exhaust-: ed enabling the varsity to score eas¬ily and pile up the winning margin.Murray and DaskaisMeet in Cue Finals BAND AWARDSPlay in the Reynolds club tele¬graphic billiard meet, which beganI last quarter, progressed to the finalround yesterday when Brad Murraydefeated Ed Kirk in the semi-finals,i M. H. Daskais had already enteredthe finals when ht won over Bobi Brin. Murray and Daskais will meetj to decide the championship. In theI consolation match, Dick Levin defeat-I ed John Turrey in the finals.After defeating Bob Giffen in theI quarter-final round, Brin entered thei semi-finals, losing to Daskais. The^ latter won from Norm Bickel in thej quarter-final match and swept oni through the semi-finals to the finals. Gold medals were awarded to 16members of the University march¬ing band, in recognition of theirhaving completed three years ofservice in the organization, accord¬ing to an announcement made yes¬terday by Howard W. Mort, banddirector.The ’winners of awards are: CarlStrouse, Philip Clark, AntonMikesch, James Cowhey, Ed Arnold,Robert Willenberger, John Dearham,George Hagenauer, Gordon McNeil,Jasper Wittenberger, Horace Mc¬Gee, J. W. Builey, Morton Schwartz,Mervin Feinberg, Marvin Glick, andBarney Kleinschmidt, drum-major.. . COURTESY STUDEThe CUBE218 South Wabash AvenueOn the Fourth Floor NT-ARTIST PASS . .experimentalART THEATREChicago’s OwnTheatrical Workshop- - presents - - -ANDREYEV’SWALTZ of the DOGSThe Greatest of Russian Plays withSIDNEY SLONFOUR TIMES ONLYSaturday, January 6th and 13thSunday, January 7th and 14th8:20 P. M.NOTICEM. SHINDERMANTAILORING and CLEANINGP. Elloff, Prop.Campus Favorite for 23 Years1114 E. 55th Mid. 6958 University students and readers of the DAILY MAROONmay avail themselves of this saving. By clipping this adver¬tisement and presenting it at the door of the theatre at oneof the CUBE performances of WAlTZ OF THE DOGS stu¬dents may enter at a saving by paying only a small servicecharge of .25c. The regular admission is seventy-five cents.NICK JOHN MATSOUKASManaging Director No entries in the intramural bask¬etball tournament for the fraternityor independent divisions w’ill be re¬ceived after Tuesday, January 9, ac¬cording to a statement made yes¬terday by Joe Wearin, Psi Upsilon,sophomore manager of the tourney.Play in these two divisions beginsWednesday. January 10. Entries inthe dormitory division will not closeuntil a week later than the other two,on Tuesday, January 16.All preliminary league competitionwill be finished before fraternityrushing week, February 8-14, No in¬tramural basketball games are to bescheduled for that week. The finalsto determine the University cham¬pionship will be run off after therushing period is over.Eveninsr GamesIntramural basketball games thisyear will be played in the eveningsinstead of in the afternoons as hasbeen the case in the past. Anothercourt has been added on the floor inBartlett gym, now making it possibleto play four games at the sametime.Last year 479 men comprising 54different teams participated in theintramural basketball tourney. Therewere 32 fraternity teams, 9 graduateteams, 6 dormitory teams, and 7 in¬dependent teams. Some organizations •Again hoping to capture the Con¬ference gymna.stic title, Coach DanHoffer and his team are busy pre¬paring for their first meet withGeorge Williams college, to be heldat Bartlett January 27. Winner ofthe ('onference title for the last fouryears and winner of thirteen out ofthe last sixteen tournaments, theteam has not fini.shed lower thansecond in the last 24 years.This year Coach Hoffer has threemajor letter men back, all seniors.They are: Capt. George »Vrighte,last year’s conference all-aroundchamp and winner of the horizontalbars, the horse, the parallel bars andsecond on the rings; Harold Murphy,winner of the rings and second onthe parallel bars; and Ed Nordhousewho starred in the tumbling event.Besides these men there are twoother seniors w'ho are expected tomake points this year, George Con¬stantine and William Schroeder.Other men who will compete thisyear are Martin Hanley, 96 poundcompetitor in the horse, Snyder,Adams, Kolb, and Savich. Eight Men Reportfor Hockey PracticeUnder the direction of Coach D.L. Hoffer, the newly-formed hockeyteam has been practicing for a weekat the Coliseum. So far eight menhave reported, including Adair, Rice,Lineback, Williams, Leach, Jarris'Pelton, and Whittier.Coa^h Hoffer has been promisedthe Midway rink every Tuesday andThursday evening and also on Satur¬day mornings from 9 to 10. Howeverthe warm weather has ruined the ice,and until it freezes up again, occa¬sional practices at the Coliseum willbe held. Coach Hoffer requests thatall players report to him this after¬noon.PIANO LESSONSEvelyn Locke, B.M.Northwestern UniversityREASONABLE RATES904 E. 56th Fair. 2743entered more than one team. TheLaw School Ponies won the champion¬ship, Dan Hoffer’s gym team wa.^runners-up, and Sigma Alpha Epsil- jon took third place.PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERS ANNOUNCINGthe opening ofMACK’S RESTAURANT1321 Elast 55th StreetREAL HOME COOKING3 Months IntensiveSECRETARIALCourse for College Trained PeopleA special Secretarial Course for a select, educated group. The lastword In thorough, up-to-the-minute quick training. A distinctdeparture from the ordinary.Enrollment limited. Registration must be made in advance ofopening.Next Course BeginsMonday, January 15, 1934•New Term in Regular Day andEvening Sessions opens January 2(OLLfOf ENROLL NOW!Write, call, or telephone State 1881 for Catalog6 North Michigan Avenue, Chicago, IllinoisHOME OF CRECC SHORTHANDWhat’s the News?There is only one way to keep abreastof the ever changing college world ofwhich our University is the spirited lead¬er! -THE DAILY MAROON reflects notonly the changing traditions of the Mid¬way but also the progressive innovationsof Universities as a whole.SUBSCRIBE NOWONLY $1.75JANUARY TO JUNE