MAROONS TUNE UPFOR STRUGGLE WITHBADGERS ON FRIDAYFirst Squad DefeatsReserves in PracticeGameHENSHiW HURLSVictory Over Wisconsin WillGive Team Big TenChampionshipWhen the Mills semi-pro team fail¬ed to show up for their sched¬uled for yesterday afternoon, CoachPat Page divided up the squad for apractice game in preparation for thelast conference struggle of the sea¬son with the Badgers, Friday atMadison. This afternoon the Maroonnine will engage the Chicago Firemenat 3:30 at 60th and Greenwood.Since Illinois and the Maroonshave each won eight games whiledropping two, and since Illinois hasno more games to play, a win forthe Maroons against Wisconsin Fri¬day will give them the conferencechampionship. Neither the Maroon-Indiana game, which was rained outla.st Friday, or the two Illinois gameswhich have suffered a like fate, willbe replayed.Henthaw, Page Jr. PitchHenshaw w'as on the mound forthe regulars, while Pat Page Jr. wasdoing the pitching for the secondteam. Runs bunched in the first, sec¬ond, and sixth innings gave the firstteam an eleven run lead that there.serves could not overcome. .All thesecond team could get was three runsin the fourth frame.Buzzell went out to start the game,from Mandernack to Stackler at first.Clare Johnson walked and went tothird on Fish’s single. H. C. John¬son followed with a hit scoring ClareJohnson and putting Fi.sh on third.Fish then scored while Urban was go¬ing out. The final run of the inningscored when Mahoney hit safely.Second Teem Fail* to ScoreThe second team failed to scorein their half of the inning, and thenthe regulars gained two more runsin the second on no hits and threeerrors. Henshaw held his opponentshitless until the fourth inning, whenHouston led off with a Texas leaguerover second. Geppinger also hit tothe same spot after Houston hadbeen forced at second. Henshaw forc¬ed the first run home by walking PatPage Jr. after B. Johnson was .safeon Urban’s error. Another runscored on a passed ball.In the sixth inning, the regularsgathered six more runs on four hitsto complete their scoring. ClareJohnson walked to begin the inning,stole second, and came home onFish’s single through the box. H. C.Johnson grounded to Stackler atfirst. Fish moving to second. Urbansingled to score Fish, and when Ma¬honey was safe on Hou.ston’s highthrow to first, he moved to third.OLson singled, and then executeda double steal with Mahoney. Hen¬shaw was hit by a pitched ball andBuzzell walked. Clare Johnson forcedOlson at home, and when Stacklerdropped Howard’s throw at first twomore runs scored. Fish filed out toend the inning.Davidson Wins TennisTourney for NumeralsSeeded number one. Max David¬son , defeated Ralph Schindler 6-0,6-2 in the final match of the Fresh¬man tournament. Both men display¬ed short spurts of brilliant tennis butthe more consistent stroking of Dav¬idson enabled him to keep the upperhand thro'Ugh the match.Nine men were selected by CoachHebert to compete in the tourna¬ment, the outstanding performers be¬ing awarded numerals. In the firstround both Davidson and Schindlerhad little difficulty in disposing oftheir opponents. Davidson met Rich¬ard in the semi-finals and defeatedhim 6-2, 6-3 while Schindler disposedof Horn 6-0, 6-3.,Davidson, easily the class of thefield, has consistently beaten every(Centinned en page 4) Elect BlackfriarScribe TomorrowRe-election of the Black-; scribe will be held tomorrow atI the Blackfriar office in Mitchelli tower. Due to a mis-vote for this,i position *at the time the other se-I nior officers were elected lastI week, it was necessary to call theI reelection. Only lay brothers ofI the order, those that did not takei part in the last production, willI be allowed to vote, and they mayI not vote unless they have regis-1 tered. Registration will close thisI afternoon., The voting will last from noonj until four-thirty tomorrow. Alllay brothers who will be seniorsnext year are eligible for elec¬tion.Paul H. Davis, ’/1New President ofStock Exchange%Plans to Increase ServicesRendered byMarketPaul H. Davis, alumnus o-f theclass of 1911, yesterday assumed hisduties as president of the ChicagoStock Exchange following a unanim¬ous nomination for the office sev¬eral weeks ago.In 1916 Mr. Davis founded hisown brokerage and investment com¬pany at 37 South LaSalle .street, andis at present a senior partner; in1920 he became a member of theexchange. For six years he has beena member of the board of governorsof the exchange, and vice pre.sidentfor the last four years. He succeedsR. Arthur Wood, whose fourth con¬secutive term has just expired.Will Continue PoliciesWhile an undergraduate, Mr.Davis was a member of Delta Up-silon, Owl and Serpent, .senior men’shonor society, and was active inBlackfriars and the Dramatic a.s-.sociation. He belongs to the ChicagoAthletic club and the Quadrangleclub.The policies of the retiring admin¬istration of the exchange will be con¬tinued, Mr. Davis stated when form¬ally inducted yesterday. He foreseesthe time when the Chicago StockExchange may become more than themost important busine.s.s, locus of thecentral states, for “there can be noquestion but that Chicago will con¬tinue to be the second great financialcenter in the United States, and theChicago Stock Exchange the secondgreat securities market of the nation—in some phases it may well be thefinst.’’“Exchange Will Grow’’Mr. Davis plans for an extensiveprogram which will increase thescope of service which the exchangeperforms, especially with a view tocreating greater ticker facilities,which will in turn secure more cooj)-(Continued on page 4)CASE LECTURESON FOURTEENTHCENTURY VOLUMEAn ancient book was brought tothe knowledge of University stu¬dents yesterday when ProfessorShirley Jackson Case of the Divinityschool lectured on “A Neglected Me¬dieval Life of Christ’’ before theChurch History club at a dinner giv-en in the Hyde Park Y. M. C. A.The theme of the book which waswritten by Ludolph, a Catholic monk,in 1350 conxprises the apostolicinjunction which .states that “otherfoundation can no man lay than thatwhich is laid, which is Jesus Christ’’.The work has been unnoticed for cen¬turies and interest has been i*evivedin it just recently.The book was written with the in¬tent to attain a more perfect typeof religious devotion. Ludolph wasfanatically religious and hoped tobring all Christians to Catholicism.Many passages included in his ver¬sion of the life of Christ are stillpreached in our churches today.“Through Christ’s example recognizethat you can live right, through hiscommandments learn to live right,and through his promises will to liveright,’’ is one of the most significantpassage* in the work. INTERCOLLEGIATEEVENTS DRAW 700Five Titleholders WillDefend CrownsSaturdayNearly 700 athletes from 76schools throughout the United Stateswill compete Saturday in the Na¬tional Intercollegiate Track andField meet at Stagg F’ield. Holders ofworld or intercollegiate records willdefend their titles in five events.Among' the defending championsis Lee Sentman, University of Il¬linois, joint holder of the world andcollegiate record for the 120 yardhigh hurdles, at 14.4 seconds. Match¬ing strides with'him will be Jack Kel¬ler of Ohio State, who has beaten theIllinois flash this year, J. E. Hatfieldof Indiana, R. Hager of Iowa State,Harold Egleston, Michigan sopho¬more, and W. S. Stokes and C. L.Berry of Southern California.Wykaff Defends CrownFrank Wykoff of the University ofSouthern California, credited withthe world and collegiate record inthe 100 yard da.sh at 9.4 seconds,will defend his title against EddieTolan, negi’o star from Michigan, J.Fazekas of Ohio State, Bud East ofChicago, H. M. Dyer of Stanford,and J. Hass of Minnesota. Wykoffwon the I. C. A. .4. A. A. meet 100Saturday in 9.6.Ralph Hill, University of Oregon,holder of the collegiate record in theone mile run at 4:12.4, will face afield including Sivak of Butler, Leasand Brocksmith of Indiana, Kirk ofWisconsin, Swartz of Missouri andthe Walter brothers of Marquette.V’ictor Williams, University ofSouthern California, who tied theworld and collegiate records in the iquarter Saturday at 47.4 seconds,will run against McAuliffe of North¬western, Eastman of Stanford, Hen¬ke of Wisconsin, and Bloor of OhioState.Letts Runs in Half MileKen Churchill, University of Cal¬ifornia, who set the collegiate rec¬ord in the javelin throw Saturdayat 220 feet, 11 1-4 inches, will alsodefend his title.Dale Letts, of Chicago, Westernconference champion in the half milerun, will meet Ben Eastman, Stan¬ford star, credited with 1:54.4 Satur¬day, and possibly Sivak of Butler.The collegiate record of 152.2 is like¬ly to be shattered, as Eastman ha.’irun under 1:53 and Letts has done1:53.1.Other Chicago men who will com¬pete include Roy Black in the 120(Continued on page 4)Freeman DisclosesTricks of WritingDetective Fiction“Write spontaneously’’ is the firstcommand to be obeyed-in writing de¬tective mystery stories, according toMartin Joseph Freeman, super¬visor of Engli.sh for the C. & A.School and author of the recentthriller, “The Murder of a Midget’’,Mr. Freeman, in an interview forThe Daily Maroon, emphasized thenece.ssity for a fast moving plot, un¬hampered by a set formula or out¬line. “Pack in as many thrills as youcan and don’t be afraid to tingeyour story with contemporary refei’-ences and allusions,’’ he advises,“for a detective .story is usuallyshort-lived.’’List Story PossibilitiesIn .starting out to concoct a mys¬tery, Mr. Freeman draws up a listof story possibilities, deciding whichones have been used, and which newcombinations can be effected. Hisidea in writing “The Murder of aMidget’’ was to seize upon a centraltheme striking enough to immedi¬ately capture the imagination. As areporter he had become familiar withall types and varieties of murder;with this background, he applied hisknowledge to a new subject, the mur¬der of a midget.The setting for the story is laid ina Texas town, where the author spentthree years. Mr. Freeman works onthe theory that writers should devotethemselves to things they know,weaving actual experiences into theirplots for a more vivid presentation.The material which he himself hasused concerning drugs, explosives,and snakes, he gathered in his workas a newspaper reporter. COLLECE REPASSESGYM REGUUTIONSDisagrees With SenateOn Physical CultureRecommendationsThe status of Physical Culture inthe colleges under the reorganizationplan next year is still undeterminedas a result of a protracted disagree¬ment between the Faculty of the Col¬lege Division and the University Sen¬ate concerning the regulations whichshould be adopted. The recommenda¬tion of the Faculty of the Collegethat physical culture be compulsoryduring the six quarters of the Col¬lege period was returned to thatgroup by the Senate at its meetingMay 23. Monday afternoon, June 1,•the Faculty of the College met again,repassed the regulations in their orig¬inal form, and returned them to theSenate.It is believed that in the face ofthis action, the Senate will adoptthe regulations at its next session.Disputed RegulationsThe regulations in dispute, whichwill become effective next October ifadopted by the Senate, are as fol¬lows: 1. That the requirement inphysical culture be the length of theCollege period, a maximum of sixquarters, at the rate of four halfhour periods a week; that participa¬tion in intramui-al sports be admittedas an equivalent hour for hour toformal attendance at Physical Cul¬ture classes, except that participa¬tion in at least three games shall bedeemed to absolve the I’equirementin any one week. 2. That adequatefacilities for and instruction in in¬tramural sports, with more frequentphysical examinations and healthconferences than now exist, be pro¬vided. 3. That the program be estab¬lished with the opening of the -4u-I tumn quarter, 1931, and be applic-i able to all students at that time re-I q%ired to take work in physical cul-I ure.! The.se regulations were compiledby the Faculty of the College in placeof a committee’s report that sug¬gested a voluntary plan of attend¬ance be instituted.Abolish Status of ProbationOther recommendations of theFaculty were adopted by the Senateat its meeting two weeks- ago, thesections pertaining to Physical Cul¬ture being the only ones which werereturned. Probation as an officialstatus has been abolished. Each deanwill be responsible for warning a stu¬dent and his parents in writing thata student’s work is unsatisfactory(Continued on page 4)Revue to EntertainDramatic AssociationInitiates TomorrowMembers of the Dramatic associa¬tion and sixty initiates will be enter¬tained after their banquet tomorrownight by a brief revue written, di¬rected, and acted by members of theassociation and presented in the Rey¬nolds club theatre under the super¬vision of James Scheibler, master; ofceremonies.Reminiscent of last year’s Mirrorshow, the revue will offer Betty Par¬ker and Mildred Marquison in adance specialty and Pat Magee pre¬senting a medley of popular songs.Former guest artists: Allen East, ArtHoward, and Hal James will appearwith Janet Lowenthal in “Reorgan¬ized Romance’’, directed by AliceStinnett.Arkules Writes SkitsAlbert Arkules, who wrote TheDaily Maroon skit for “What Ho!’’and Wilbur Blanke, co-author of thisyear’s Blackfriar show have written“The Ritz Burglary,’’ a contemporaryskit in New Yorker style, directedby Pat Magee. The cast who willpresent this satire on Eastern sophis¬tication incudes: John Price Bell,Allen East, Russell Huber, JerryJontry, and Alice Stinnett.Robert Graf and Norman Eaton,former presidents of the associationand prominent in most! campus pro¬ductions, have written ajskit whichthey ambiguously call,.“The, DarkHorses of the Evening”, | in whichthey will assume title roles.Dinnei^will be served at 6, in theCoffee Shop. Some hundred associa¬tion members have sent' in their res- jervations. Elect Paul StaggCaptain of TennisPaul Stagg, Psi Upsilon, waselected captain of next year’s ten¬nis team at a meeting of the squadyesterday afternoon in Bartlettgymnasium. Stagg is a junior,and a “C” man in tennis and foot¬ball.A member of the tennis teamfor two years he went undefeatedas a sophomore, but this yeardropped two singles matches. Hewas recently appointed chairmanof the University tennis inter¬scholastic.Stagg was graduated from Uni¬versity high school, and while at¬tending there he won the Univer¬sity of Illinois tennis interschol¬astic.Foreign StudentsPlan to Present^‘Russian Night’Professional Talent to TakePart in ProductionFriday Evening“Russian Night’’ which has beenmade possible through the efforts ofmembers of the International Stu¬dents association, will be presentedFriday evening at 8 in the theatre ofIda Noyes hall, by professional andstudent entertainers.Andrieff’s dancing trio consistingof Andrey, Jakob, and Marie An-drieff, who were formerly affiliatedwith the Petrushka club, have beenespecially requested to present “Koz¬aks” a Russian interpretive dance,and “Boots”, a* native dance.Student TrioA trio of Russian students, whoare in the employ of the University,will play selections upon their balal¬aikas. Russian stringed instruments.Members of the trio are G. S. Kam¬ensky, P. D. Hudiakovsky, and D. 1.Gribanovsky; they have been in thiscountry eight, four, and five yearsrespectively.George Nelidoff, baritone, former-I ly a member of the Petrograd OperaI company, now maintains his studioI on Michigan avenue, and frequentlybroadcasts over W’GN. He will beaccompanied by Miss MargaretSmith.Choir AssistsThe University Choir, under thedirection of Mack Evans, will presenta Russian repertoire which is expect¬ed to include a. group of plainsongsand folk numbers. Maude Bouslough,soprano soloi.st in the choir, will givesongs of her choice.After the program the theater willbe cleared and an oixihestra will pro¬vide music for dancing. During ashort intermission the Andrieff danc¬ing trio will give “Boots,” favoritedance of all Russians.'^.dmission for students is pricedat fifty cents, all others who desire(Continued on page 4)GEOLOGISTS BEATGEOGRAPHY NINEIN MOUND BATTLEYesterday, despite weeping skies,the Geology baseball nine wanderedthrough nine innings to a victoryover the Geography squad. Two con¬flicting theories are held concerningthe cause of this victory; one main¬tains that the win was the result ofthe fact that umpire was ProfessorRoland T. Chamberlain; the other fac¬tion insists that the victory was dueto the score at the end of the game.Rittenhouse, who played in rightfield for the geologists, led the scor¬ing with four runs from two thi-ee-base hits and two singles. In thefirst inning the Geology team slam¬med out five hits for five runswhile the opposing, map-making slug¬gers brought four men safely home.The middle of the fifth inningfound the Geology gang with a twopoint lead. At this time a policesquad drew up to the curb, apparent¬ly thinking another riot was in prog¬ress. Disappointed in this, theyjoined the crowd long enough to seeHagel, Geography mound-man, allowfour hits and two walks in the sixthinning.Despite the lack of faculty playerswho, by the way, were expected to(Continued on page 3) ANNOUNCE PURCHASEOF RARE MEDIEVALGREE MANUSCRIPTUniversity’s CollectionNow Second MostImportantCITY Rim FIELDNumerous Finds LocatedIn Chicago DuringPast YearChicago is almost as rich a hunt¬ing ground for old manuscripts as areEurope and the Near East, accord¬ing to Harold R. Willoughby, asso¬ciate professor of New TestamentLiterature at the University, whoyesterday announced the purchase ofa rare Greek gospel manuscript.During the past year the Universityhas located a surprising number ofimportant documents in the Greek,Armenian, and Syrian colonies of thecity. Professor Willoughby said.The discovery that many importantmanuscripts were to be found in Chi¬cago resulted from the chance dis¬covery last year of a beautifully illu¬strated tenth century Greek manu¬script, the property of a formerowner of Colosimo’s restaurant.University Collection Now SecondAs a result of purchases made inChicago during the past year and ofadditional documents bought in Eu¬rope, the University’s collection ofNew Testament manuscripts is nowthe second most important in thecountry.The latest purchase is a thirteenthcentury manuscript of the Gospels inGreek, and is regarded by experts asbeing one of the finest known piecesof cursive, or running hand script,writing in any collection. The manu¬script was brought to the UnitedStates in 1916 by its former owner,now a Chicago dentist, from Jamina,an Albanian city with an internation¬al reputation for brigandage. Thepurchase was made possible throughthe efforts of Arthur T. Galt, a Chi¬cago lawyer who has aided in thepurchase of almost every New Testa¬ment manuscript that the Universityhas acquired during the past twoyears.Find Rare DocumentsIn combing the city for manu¬scripts, the New Testament depart¬ment in the past year has found andpurchased two Greek manuscripts ofthe New Testament, located threeSyriac manuscripts of the authorizedNew Testament of the Syrian Church,which contains the short canon oftwenty-two books iestead of the twen¬ty-seven of the King James version,and turned up also four Armenianmanuscripts.The Syriac manuscripts exclude thesecond Peter, second and third John,and Jude and Revelation. Two ofthese important documents date backto the twelfth century and one tothe eighth. One of the discoverieshas been purchased by a well knowncollector.Three of the Armenian documentscontain four gospels, anc^ one thewhole Bible. Of the four, three wereowned by a retired Armenian rugdealer, and the University has pur¬chased from him one of the Gospeltexts. The Bible is regarded as es¬pecially important because it is illu¬strated with miniatures whicn arethe work of the fourteenth century(Continued on page 4)End Registration forSummer Term FridayRegistration for the summer quar¬ter will close Friday, according tothe following schedule:Undergraduate students in Arts,Literature, and Science, tomorrowand Friday, from 9 to 12 and from2 to 4, in Cobb 102.Graduate students in the Divisions,tomorrow and Friday, from 9 to 12and 2 to 4, in Cobb 116.Divinity students, tomorrow andFriday, from 9 to 12 and 2 to 4, inSwift 101.C. &. A. students, tomorrow andFriday at the office hours of thedeans. Commerce 203. See bulletinboards.College of Education, tomorrowand Friday, office hours of the coun¬sellors. See bulletin board in Blaine.(Cotillnued on page 3;age Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. JUNE 3. 1931Batlg iMaroottFOUNDED /N 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPabliahcd mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the AutumnWinter and Springs quarters by The Daily Maroon Com]>any, 6831 Univarsity Ava.Subacription rates 63.00 per year: by mail. $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, flva-eenta each.Entered as secona class matter March 18. 1903, at the post offioe at Chicago.Illinois, under the Act of March .3, 1879.The Daily Maroon e.xpressly reserves all rights of punlication »f any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationEDGAR A. GREEN WALD. Editor-in-ChiefABE L. BLINDER, Business ManagerJOHN H. HARDIN, Managing EditorMARION E. WHITE, Woman’s EditorALBERT ARKULES. Senior EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSMARGARET EGANHERBERT H. JOSEPH. Jr.JANE KESNERLOUIS N. RIDENOUR. IIMERWIN S. ROSENBERGGEORGE T V^N DERHOEFSOPHOMORE EDITORSRUBE S. FRODINBION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEGARLAND ROUTTJAMES F. SIMONwarren E. THOMPSONSOPHOMORE WOMAN EDITORSDOROTHY A. BARCKMAN INCHED PETERSENMAXINE CREVISTON ELEANOR WILSONDay Exlitor, George T. Van der HoefAssistant: Bion B. HowardCONCERNING FRESHMAN REORGANIZATIONFour months from now, about one thousand freshmen will enterthis, our institution of higher learning, for the first time. The orien¬tation of freshmen in the University has always been a problem, andnext year, the first in which the reorganization will be in force, willraise that problem to a magnitude which it has never before as¬sumed.Freshman orientation programs have, in the past, been con¬ducted almost completely by undergraduates and undergraduate or¬ganizations. This will be the case in the future, especially since thesingle gesture of the^ University administration board settling thefreshmen in their college life—the 1 1 o’clock assemblies on eachMonday of the fall quarter—has now been abandoned. Since or¬ientation has been handled by undergraduates, it has all too oftenbeen handled in the careless and slipshod way in which undergrad¬uates are accustomed to treat a job, the accomplishment of whichbrings no pecuniary or honorary reward.The major criticism directed toward the freshman programs ofthe past few years has been that of their disorganization. Plannedin a careless, let’s-get-it-done manner, they are executed with evenless ap'plication and work on the part of the student leaders. Wheth¬er or not this is due to the decentralization of authority which existsin regard to the planning and execution of the program for fresh¬man men is problematical, but beside the point.The Men’s commis^on is this year attempting to work out aplan which will fit the orientation program for Freshman men to ithe requirements of the reorganization. In the beflief that somesort of prearranged program is necessary to start the freshmen offon the right foot. The Daily Maroon makes the following suggestionsto whatever organization does plan the program for the class of1935.1. Make the program interesting; make the freshmen want tocome out. Too often, in the past, the only regular attendance atthe meetings of the candidates for the Green Cap club has been thatof fraternity pledges, who are required by the upperclassmen tocome out.2. Maintain the proper perspective in regard to the aims ofthe program. First and foremost, the opportunities presented at theUniversity must be shown to the freshman, who is likely to remaintoo long in ignorance of them if he does not hear about them in hisfreshman year. These opportunities are of various sorts—educa¬tional and extracurricular, in the classroom, on the athletic field, on |the amateur stage, in the college paper. Second, it is importantthat the freshman meet the men of his class; this may be easily andfairly completely accomplished by means of an adequate freshmanprogram. The history and traditions of the University should inter¬est all freshmen and do interest most. The freshmen may learnthem, together with the University songs and cheers, if required to.3. Shun preaching as you would the plague. Nothing is morelikely to drive away the freshmen (who are likely at first to regardthe orientation program with a suspicious eye) than the idea thatthey are being preached to.Though the problems confronting those who will take on theirshoulders the task of mapping out a Freshman program will begreater next year than they have ever been before, the facilities forcarrying out the program will be increased. The new dormitorieswill serve the purpose of bringing a great number of the freshmentogether a large part of the time, and will also provide a convenientplace to hold such evening gatherings as are necessary for the properconduct of the program. Let us trust that some organization will,before the end of school in the spring, succeed in planning and start¬ing to put into effect an orientation program for the thousand be¬wildered freshmen who will be at the gatfes of the University thisfall ContriKnt^d by L N R ASSOCIATE BUSINESS MANAGERSROBERT T. McCarthyJAMES J. HcMAHONSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSJOHN CLANCYEDGAR GOLDSMITHCHESTER WARD THE TRAVELLINGI BAZAAR;I ARl HOWARDI Surely you’ve heard of thosetwo old doctors Petersen and Ai-I len. In keeping with the compe¬tition to ride The Travelling Ba¬zaar next year, these two gentle¬men submit their offering for yourapproval. If it’s to your taste,let us know. If you don’t like it,I we’ll find it out—and you may layI to that.I A census of the students who w’orktheir way through school would prob¬ably disclose some funny occupations.For instance, there’s A1 Sterges, tal¬ented art ed of the Phoenix. A1works for a company which special¬izes in driving unwanted animal res¬idents out of places. He was sent toone of our fraternity houses t’otherday and had an awful time figuringout which were the unwanted resi¬dents but that has nothing to dowith this story. Anyway, A1 walkedinto the house a' few nights ago,tired out after a hard day at thechase.“How’s business?” Pansy Hamberg Iwanted to know. |“Lousy,” replied A1 in disgust, i“Lousy.” !I * * *The day the last Phoenixcame out, there was one of thosegood old Coffee Shop conclaves in¬cluding Peggy Husband (of course),Don Curless, Dot Swinney, FrankButler, Mel Hardies, and the Doctors.Somebody found a particularly point¬less joke over which groans werearising when Hugh MacKenzie en¬tered. Butler, conceiving the ideaof putting the new'comer “on thespot,” read the joke, and the assem¬blage broke into roars of laughter.MacKenzie looked dazed for a mo¬ment, and then joined the mirth.Seven fingers were pointed at him.“Explain it!” MacKenzie laughs onlyat his own jokes nowadays. I* * *This story concerns a* yather not¬able alumnus, Harry Swanson of the Jclass of ’17, who, as you may or maynot know, founded “The Whistle”,predecessor of this column. Harryhad a flat tire at the tennis matches Ilast Tuesday, and, entering into the Icompetitive spirit of things, decided jto time himself on the change. Well, |Harry isn’t the athlete he used to be i(and he never was) but he changed |the tire in tw’enty minutes flat, which Ihe thought w’as pretty good. Heaving ■a sigh with what felt like his last ibreath, he started to drive off. An iominous ka-boomp, ka-boomp fol- ^lowed him. The only thing wrongwith Harry’s record was that in hishaste he had changed a good tire!ap mYou remember all this May King Ibusiness. Well, it seems that one ■day the candidates were to be in¬troduced at a U-dance or something, jand one of them, a well-known Black- jfriar and A. T. O., failed to appear. 'His name was called for the third ;time and there w'as no answer.“Ho!” said an unidentified puns¬ter, “The missing Link!”Not new', but good.*41*As an aftermath of that C. and A.School faculty baseball game, why jnot one in the English department?We can think of w'orse batteries than ,Linn and Boynton, with Frank |O’Hara on first, and Fred Millett and jthe rest scattered about. Anyway, jthey’ve pitched a lot of fast ones tous in the last few' years.* * *And, of course, we must have ourWooden Indian story. The Indian,you may recall, w'as the fellow who |flunked in and out of this and other jschools with amazing rapidity and inhis spare time managed to give the i55th Street bar-tenders partial par¬alysis of the’'spigot hand. Duringhis stay at Lewis Institute, the In¬dian wandered into the assembly hallby mistake one day, and found thatthe Prexy was giving a big fight talkon spirit and passing out some copiesof Lewis songs. The Indian heardonly a few words, but came back tothe house that afternoon with a bot¬tle of Bourbon and Ted Lewis’ rec¬ord of a piece called “LewisadaBlues.”^ The’boys fo-und him by hisphonograph that night, all steeped in“spirit” anil »till playing what hesupposed to be a Lewis Institutesong.* * *If you gripe to Peterson, Allenwrote it; if you gripe to Allen, you’restill wrong. Guess you’ll just haveto like it! Chapel CouncilMeets TomorrowChapel Council will hold its lastmeeting of the quarter for old mem¬ bers as well as new tomorrow at 4:30in the chapel office. The purpose ofthe meeting is to choose officers fornext year.Gil White is chairman of the newelection committee w'ith Ken Mulligan and Ruth Abells assisting him. Char¬lotte Saeman and Francis Mayer-Oakes are members of the old com¬mittee. These two groups will makea report on next year’s officers atthis meeting.See theINDIAN TRADING POSTdisplayBracelets fnm Mexican PesosTurquoise Rings & NecklacesTotem Pins — PotteryBasketryIndian jewelry of turquoise and silver is now very much thefashion in Paris and New York. Everybody who has read‘‘Laughing Boy” knows the romantic setting in which theNavajo silversmith creates this genuine native art, but not allof us have had a chance to see fine examples of it. Now wehave brought some of the choicest examples from Fred Leigh¬ton’s Indian Trading Post, and put them on display for youto see.These rings, bracelets, ear-rings, necklaces, and other examplesof the art were gathered by Mr. Leighton on the Navajo reser¬vation, and are authentic and choice examples of the craftman-manship of these people.Together with the pottery, basketry and weaving shown in theexhibit they offer many choices for a unique graduation, wed¬ding or remembrance gift. The prices range from seventy-fivecents upwards to twelve dollars.Come in and see them this week at theU. of C. Bookstore58TH AND ELLISVALUE IN COLLEGE CLOTHESTH/S SEASON, THE SUITS TAILORED BY FINCHLEYEXCLUSIYELY FOR COLLEGE MEN, REPRE¬SENT VALUES NEVER BEFORE OBTAINABLEIN FINE CLOTHES. THE ASSORTMENTSAT THESE PRICES ARE EXCEPTIONAL.FORTY DOLLARSOTHERS AT FIFTY DOLLARSTOPCOA TS: FORTY AND FIFTY DOLLARSTAILORED AT FASHION PARKEXHlB[tlONS AT COLLEGE REGULARLY AND PARTICU¬LAR ATTENTION ACCORDED STUDENTS AT THE SHOP.Jackson Boulevard East of StateTHE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3. 1931 Page Thiae$475 — EUROPE — $475With U. of C. Group—July S-Aug. 25Italy, Austria, Germany, Holland,Belgium, France. EnglandMAKE RESERVATIONS NOW!LESTER F. BLAIRTraral Seryica Bureau6768 Ellis Avenue ChicagoPhones Midway 0800 • . . . . 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Send forfascinating literaturedescribingTourist third cabin in detail. ^J. D. Roth. W.T.M.. E. R. Lar-aon, W.P.T.M., 180 N. MichiganAve., Chicago. Tel. Randolph6840, or any authorized ateam-thip agent.WHITE STAR • RED STARATLANTIC TRANSPORTIntarnational Marcantll* Marin* Lln*g Wednesday, June 38—Radio lecture, “Modern Trends in World-Religions,” ProfessorA. Eustace Haydon, Professor of Comparative Religion,Station WMAQ.12—Divinity chapel, “Challenges to Christianity: “Capitalism,”Professor James MuIIenbach, the Chicago Theological sem¬inary, Joseph Bond Chapel.12—Faculty women’s luncheon, Ida Noyes hail.4—Junior Mathematical club, “The Life of Galois,” Ruth Masonof Mathematics Department, Eckhart 209.4:30—Cosmos club, “Proposed Cures for War,” Professor ClydeEagleton, Social Science assembly.4:30—Zoological club, “Physiology of Development of the Feath¬er,” Professor Frank R. Lillie, Chairman of Zoology depart¬ment, Zoology 29. '7:45—Philosophy club, symposium on “Truth,” George V. Gentryand Chester M. Kearne of Philosophy department. Classics20.Noted Alumni SendSons to UniversityIn Freshman Class Minnesota EditorialQuestions Value ofExamination SystemMany sons of prom.inent alumniand faculty members have appliedfor admission and intend to enter theUniversity next fall, according to anannouncement made yesterday by theOffice of Admissions.Among the most prominent alum¬ni and faculty members who aresending their sons to school on theMidway are Professor J. HarlanBretz of the Geology department.Dean Irons of Rush Medical school,Charles Greenleaf, president of ConnLtd. makers of musical instrumentsand donator of the great drum.Former professor H. G. Moulton issending his son John P. Moultonfrom Washington, D. C. to the Uni¬versity next fall where he will ma¬jor in economics and statistics. Johnis the nephew of Forrest Moulton,also formerly of the University fac¬ulty and chief assistant to Michel-son in his experiment in determiningthe speed of light.The nephew of Dean Gordon-Gale,Bturton Gale of Evanston, Illinois,whose father also attended the Uni¬versity in ’06, will be among thoseentering under the new plan.Haydon Harris, associated with theHarris Trust Co., and graduate of theclass ’07 and his wife Una SmallHarris, ’03. have entered the applica¬tion of their son Huntington.A large majority of the enteringfreshmen have reserved rooms in thenew doVmitories which will be openfor occupancy by October 1. (From The Minnesota Daily)A mania for measuring has sweptthe country. Everything is measured,labeled, and put in a pigeonhole.Nothing escapes.But the measurers in their hastehave made two mistakes. In the firstplace, they do not, as a rule, knowexactly what is the purpose of theirmeasuring. In the second, they havefailed to see the difference in effectbetween measuring an in-animateobject and measuring a living person.When "one places a ruler alongside abar of iron, say, the bar is not af¬fected. But it is otherwise in testinga person. To test a person takes time,not only on the part of the tester,but on the part of the person testedas well. It is safe to say that whileone is being tested, he does not learnmuch. Therefore too much testing ofknowledge defeats itself, for the moretime spent in testing, the less timeis left for learning, and both testerand testee gain little and lose much,'' It seems clear, then, that studentsand instructors both suffer fromcourse examinations as they are atpresent given, first, in waste of time,and second, in dulling of interest.End Registration forSummer Term Friday(Continued from page 1)Graduate School of Social ServiceAdministration, today and tomorrowfrom 10 to 12 and 4 to 5; Friday,from 10 to 12, Cobb 112.Medical courses, all this week,from 9 to 12 and 2 to 4, Cobb 112.Law school. See bulletin board.Graduate Library school, tomor¬row and Friday, from 9 to 12 and j2 to 4 in Harper Ml8. ! Italian DepartmentGives Plays Tonight“Scapigliati’’, a club formed by stu¬dents in the Italian department, willpresent three plays tonight at 8 inthe Reynolds club theater. There willhe two farces, "Le Scarpe Strette”and “Telemaco II Disordinato”, anda comedy by Luigi Pirandello, “LaPatente.’’ The production is underthe direction of Miss Hilda Normanand Prof. Walter Bullock, assisted bystudent directors Katherine Gorman,Courtney Montague, and JosephineMirabella. Admission will be freeand open to the public.4inoeohyou’llcomeagainall right! —that’s all we ask—come to Chicago’sonly roof gardenatop the. HOTEL LA SALLE—dance and beentertained byCARL MOOREand his-ORCHESTRADancing every eveningduring the summerseason startingSaturday June 6th Federation ChoosesForty CounsellorsTo Aid TransfersCounsellor^ fdr| ,t|rai4fer studentsare being chosen tomorrow by theFederation council. Approximatelytwo hundred women transfers are ex¬pected and forty counsellors will bechosen.Since there are no lists of trans¬fer students Federation cannot sendletters to them in advance. At reg¬istration, however, they will be as¬signed to counsellors and will receiveinvitations to three teas given to ac¬quaint them, with the University.Desks will be placed in Mandel hallduring Freshman week for this pur¬pose.Will Hold Weekly LuncheonsIt is also planned to have thecounsellors and their transfer stu¬dents meet at a luncheon once aweek until everyone is acquainted.Faculty members and those in cam¬pus activities will speak on these oc¬casions.It is hoped that this associationwill help the transfer group to forman organization much the same asFreshman Women’s club. MarthaMiller is in charge of arrangementsfor. transfer week.Y. W. C. A., and W. A. A, areworking with Federation. The Men’sCommission has been asked to co¬operate in receiving the men trans¬fers.Geologists BeatGeography NineIn Mound Battle(Continued from page 1)match abilities in the competition, thegame was played smoothly.When a sudden increase in precip¬itation brought the match to a speedyending, it was found that the winning |Geologists had amassed 17 runs to jtheir opponents 10. “That was takenin 1931when I graduated."5, 10, 15years from now, willyou be able to bringback time?Place vourself in the future. Realize the valueof a likeness which a Daguerre Photographgives, and its worth as you look back over whathas been one of your best experiences, your lifeat college.As a gift to a mother, a sweetheart or to a dearfriend, a picture is not only in good taste, butlends itself to a sentimental attachment whichno other thing can give so beautifully or durably.for graduation pictures, tfieDaguerre Studios will furnishthe caps and gowns, free ofcharge.The usual discount of 33 1-3 percent off studio rates u'ill begiven.D aguerreStudiosTelephone Wabash 0526 for appointments.218 So. Wabash Ave.Camels ean 80gojHTdayswithout waterIf you are a regular Camelsmoker you already have no¬ticed a big improvement inyour favorite cigarette.If you’re not a Camel smokerwe ask you to switch to thisbrand for just one day, thenleave them if you can.Thanks to the new HumidorPack even a rancher on theGreat American Desert can nowrevel in the fragrant luxury ofexpertly blended choicest Turk¬ish and Domestic tobaccos infresh mild condition.As fast as they come out ofthe cigarette making machine, Camels now are wrapped inmoisture-proof Cellophane andair-sealed.That means they retain theirmllcfiBeaa, freshness^ andnatural moisture until theycome to you.It is peppery dust and parched-dry tobacco that are harsh andunkind to a smoker’s throat.If you want the proof of that,try Camels in the new HumidorPack today, and switch backtomorrow, if you can.Camels0mt, R. 1. Vijwmi Tsftinn OftopMI. irtMtoa-SMcm. N.Page FourNew Republic AuthorLaments Passing ofUniversity Liberals(From The Daily Kansan)After lamenting the fact that col¬lege liberalism has ceased to existand that university men are becom¬ing “collared conservatives,” Wil¬liam Harlan Hale in the New Re¬public makes the following sug¬gestion :“It should be the duty of the uni-vesity heads themselves to introduceprovocative and controversial lect-tures. Of course, the capitalistictustees and corporations which dom¬inate the scene are averse to anysuch dangerous experimentation;they see frightful visions of a gradu-ting class of insane communists.”Mr. Hale’s suggestion that uni¬versity authorities should welcomespeakers who are not strictly con¬servative is a good one. We havehad on the campus a lecture coursewhich has consisted of excellent men,but none of them presented radicalpoints of view.Last year the student body wasfortunate to hear a man like Nor¬man Thomas, and the campus popu¬lation failed to exhibit any violentmanifestations of bolshevism. Thestudents in this university are far tooconservative to have any one or anyone dozen or even any one hundredspeakers convert them to socialism,radicalism, or any of the other “isms”which are such bugbears in mostpeople’s minds.Such a course of lecturers wouldnot contaminate the minds of the stu¬dents, but they might stimulate in afew more of them a thought or twowhich would be a real service to hu¬manity. College authorities need nothe afraid of the bugbear of the“isms,” and they could properly wel¬come a few radicals as they havesometimes done in the past, who couldpresent ideas to counteract that setconversation which leads to the blindacceptance of the status quo and akind of social and intellectualstagnation.Student ElectriciansDevise Liquor Tester(^From The Minnesota Daily)A method, important in these post-Volstedian days, to determine goodliquor from bad will be shown specta¬tors at the tenth annual electricalshow which will be presented at theUniversity of Minnesota on April 17and 18.The student electricians have ar¬ranged an apparatus which by meansof light wave will set up sound vibra¬tions in an amplifier when liquids ofany sort are placed in the lightbeams. According to those in chargeof the exhibit, carefully conductedexperiments with colored liquids ofalcoholic content have proved that theapparatus will unfailingly showwhat the quality of the beverageis.A skull that talks, a coin machinethat will identify silver money anda cannon which explodes by means ofmagnetism are also planned for at¬tractions at the exhibition. Coins forthe indentification process must befurnished by spectators.Davidson Wins TennisTourney for Numerals(Continued from page 1)freshman candidate. According toCoach Hebert a little seasoningshould enable him to develop intovarsity calibre. .4nnouncem€nt ofnumerals will be made at an earlydate.CLASSIFIED ADSFRENCH conversation by ElenaAlvarez. Call Plaza 3383.SPANISH conversation by ElenaAlvarez from Spain. Call Plaza3383.HARVARD HOTEL—5714 Black-stone. Homelike. $6 up. Spec, ratesby mo. or Quarter.FOR RENT—Apartments at 7515Kingston Ave. 1, 2 1-2 and 3 roomcompletely finished. Daily Maid serv¬ice, diner, etc. Near I. C. & Lake.Rentals $60 and up. So. Shore 1030.LOST—in Harper, ' large blackpurse with red leather lining. Returnto President’s office or'to Harper M10.—REWARD.LOST—Diamond set-platinum pinon or near campus, Tuesday, June2. Reward. Return to Dail^ Maroonoffice. THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. JUNE 3. 1931des for Every Head, for EveryTaste and Occasion in Our-conionnin^ featureman look kis best.Stetson LeghornsStetson Sailors Stetson Panamas10 “ 15pecial **Cliica§oan”thECjIOhubC. Lytton &Orvitt|loa aai Cliiveh Mariaa anJ LakeEVANSTON OAK PARK rawscxnA 'HenryBraadway and FiftkGARYDaily lllini LaudsResearch Scientists(From The Daily lllini)The death of Dr. A. A. Michelson,perhaps this country’s leading physic¬ist, gave to the public one of thoseinfrequent glimpses of the im¬portance of the pure scientists in ourcivilization.There are no individuals who aremore important. No matter whatform the state will take, they repre¬sent our one great hope of civilizedprogress, and it remains for themodern state to make every provisionfor these men. Genius should be pro¬tected and tolerated at any cost.And it is the science alone uponwhich our progress depends. Appliedscience can but attempt to expandthe concepts that pure science sets forthem. It has been pointed out thatnothing could have sefemed more ab¬stract and thoi-oughly useless at thetime of its early development thanthe theory that sound consists of thetransmission of physical vibrations orwaves through an elastic medium, butwithout that knowledge there wouldhave been no phonograph, telephone,radio, or talkie.One of the apparent reasons whyRussia will not progress as fast asshe might is because the U. S. S. R.is pressing its scientists to appliedfields solely. One of the dangers ofthe type of communism that Russia isindulging in is that its leaders willnot encourage or, permit activitiesw'hose value they do not understand.But we have almost a parallel insome of our industrial leaders, whocontrol the research laboratoriesoutside of the educational institu¬tion, for they are pressing down ontheir scientists in these times when“over head” is being cut right andleft, with demands that they do some¬thing useful. It is obvious to everyonebut themselves that they are bitingthe hand that has made their bread.W/iaf’s YOURfavoritepipetobacco? Announce PurchaseOf Rare Medieval *Greek Manuscript(Continued from page 1)artist. Sergius, and are .signed byhim. Also included in this manuscriptis the third epistle of Paul to theCorinthians, which was accepted asscriptural by Armenian and SyrianChristians.One of the Gospel manuscripts pur¬chased contains 75 miniatures and,according to Professor Willoughby, iswithout exception the best preservedmanuscript of its type yet found, ri¬valing similar manuscripts in thePierpont Morgan collection of NewYork.“We have been greatly surprised tofind that in the city there are manu¬scripts of the first importance,” Pro¬fessor Willoughby said. “There is nocalculating what the influence ofthese manuscripts will be on textualstudies. For example, in the Armen¬ian manuscripts the story of thewoman taken in adultery, which is inthe Eighth chapter of John in ourversions, is either not pi'esent or isput at the end of the twenty-firstchapter, indicating that the storydoes not have an authoritative statusin the Gospel collection.”PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERS IntercollegiateEvents Draw 700(Continued from page .yard high hurdles and Larry Brain-ard in the mile. *Eddie Tolan of Michigan, who ranthe 220 yard dash in 21.1 secondsSaturday, and Frank Wykoff ofSouthern California, will probablyfight it out for first. Others who mayfigure in the finals include J. Fazekasof Ohio State, Henke, of Wisconsin,and Dyer of Stanford.S. C. Payne of Southern Cali¬fornia, who won the 220 yard lowhurdles Saturday in 23.6 seconds,will face Sentman of Illinois, Kellerof Ohio State, and Egleston of Mich¬igan.W. Graber of Southern California,will be shooting at the world andcollegiate record of 14 feet 1 1-2inches in the pole vault. He reached14 feet 1-2 inch Saturday. Warne ofNorthwestern and McDermont of Il¬linois will afford him competition.DAVIS EXCHANGE HEAD(Continued from page 1)eration with business and financialinterests of other middle westerncities. Foreign StudentsPlan to Present‘^Russian Night(Continued from page 1)to attend will be charged a one dollarfee.The International Students asso¬ciation, under the sponsorship ofBruce W. Dickson, advisor offoreign students, has presented aseries of these programs at intervalsthroughout the year, each of w'hichhas been devoted exclusively to thenational songs, dances, and arts of aforeign group.College RepassesGym Regulations(Continued from page 1)whenever such is the case.Eligibility, under the new plan, willconsist of the following: Each stu¬dent in the College shall be eligiblefor participation in student activ¬ities, with the exception that in in¬tercollegiate athletics the conferencei-ules will be followed. Dismissal forpoor work will now be entrusted tothe College Board, who have been in¬structed to take such an action atany time after the end of the stu¬dent’s first y^ar. TRY OUR SPECIALSUNDAY DINNERSelected Quality FoodJ. & C. Restaurant1527 E. 55th St. Mid. 5196BUSY?We can save you many long hours'copying those term papers.Students Typing Service132S E. 57th St.Day or Evening Dor. 2898LEARN TO DANCE CORRECTLYTake a few private or practice lessons,any time day or eve. Lady or Gentlemaninstructors.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOLS307 Cottacc Grove Are.Tel. Fairfax ««86DIL-PICKLESTHRU HOLE IN WALL858 N. State St.Brains - Brilliancy • BohemiaKnown Nationally to the In¬telligentsia. Dancing Friday.Ladies Free. Plays, DancingSaturday. Open Forum, Weds,and Sundays.Most PRINCETONmen smoke—IF you walk along Prospect Streetin Princeton you’ll notice howmany men load their pipes fromthe familiar blue Edgeworth tin.At Senior Singing on the steps ofNassau Hall this spring the pipeswill glow with Edgeworth.A pipe and Edgew'orth—this isthe smoking combination that haswmn the college man. Yale, Dart¬mouth, Cornell, Illinois, Stanford... ail agree with Princeton.College men everywhere respondto the appeal of pipes—packed withcool, slow-burning Edgeworth. Beguided by their choice: Try Edge-worth yourself. Taste its rich nat¬ural savor that is enhanced im¬measurably by Edgeworth’s dis¬tinctive eleventh process.You will find Edgeworth at yournearest tobacco shop—ISif the tin.Or, for generous free sample, ad- »dress Larus & Bro. Co., 105 S. 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