SUBSCRIBE TO THEEUAILY MAROON mt Pail!> ISUBSCRIBE TO THEDAILY MAROONVol. 29. No. I. THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1929 Price Five CentoADOPT FRESHMAN PROGRAMWelcomes FreshmenADD TO STAGG'SNUMEROUS WOESYet the Old Man HasHopes for a GoodSeason Anticipates CloseConnections WithIncoming Students President Robert Maynard Hutchins“We have been hampered, severelyhampered, by ineligibilities, whichmake our burdens hard to bear,”Coach Stagg told a Daily Maroon re¬porter during a workout at the var¬sity practice field the other morning.“Each year a coach has many ‘nor¬mal’ losses, such as the non-returnof promising material from the fresh¬man team of the previous year, orinjuries which prevent regulars fromgetting in shape; and much extratime must also be taken to developgreen candidates. These ineligibil¬ities coming on top of the other hin¬drances have been a blow. But”—andthe “Old Man’s” eyes lit up with thatfamous fighting glow—“our team thisyear has a fighting spirit which makesup for many of the handicaps.” Andthat epitomizes the situation excel¬lently.Daily WorkoutsAlthough the papers have beenpessimistic about the Maroons’chances, the players have been toil¬ing hard to get in trim for the pairof opening clashes with Beloit andTjike Forest on October 5. Competi¬tion is keen on the squad of approx¬imately fifty candidates, and theseinaugural tilts will enable many ofthem to get in action and will alsogive the regulars their baptism of firebefore the first Conference game. Inwhich the Maroons oppose Indianaat Stagg F^eld. The workouts, whichare being held twice daily, are fun¬damental, with one new play beinglearned each afternoon.Two LettermenAt present, however, only two let¬termen are eligible. No experiencedcenter has reported, and Coach Staggis trying several men at the pivotposition. Marshall is being workedwith a fair amount of consistency atthis position. In the backfield, thepassing of an Nice and Wattenburghas shown-considerahle improvement.Hard ScheduleIndiana, Purdue and Wisconsinwill be the other Conference foes toappear at Stagg Field, and anotherbrace of contests will be played onthe same afternoon with Ripon, ateam which beat the Maroons lastseason, and Indiana State Normal.Two of the most important gameswill be played on the road. The Chi¬cagoans will journey to Princeton on(Continued on page 3) A newcomer greeted newcomersMonday morning, when Robert May¬nard Hutchins, newly-appointed pres¬ident of the University, welcomedthe class of 1933 in Mandel hall. At- jtired in a brown tweed suit, pressed !to razor-edged sharpness, the young-1est university president in America 1delivered his first official addresssince his appointment.“It gives me great pleasure on be¬half of the University to welcome youto it as we enter it together,” saidPresident Hutchins. “Althoughthese quadrangles are not very mucholder than you and I, they have ex- jerted almost from the beginning an jinfluence felt around the world. And |this they have done because theyhave stood first of all for intelligence, |and it is as intelligent people enter- |ing it, who are devoted to the de- ivelopment and training of brains, ^that I welcome you. !Greeted as Classmates“You have been selected from 'those applying for admission becausewe believe you are qualified to join |in the great company of those who jhave found here stimulating sur- jroundings in the hap^iesi and most^inspiring period of their lives.“It is with every confidence that Iyou will have the same experience |that I greet you on this occasion and |look forward to frequent and moreintimate meetings with you duringour life as classmates.”Following the president’s address.Dean Bouchei* presented Louis H.Engel, president of the undergrad¬uate council, who extended the bestwishes of the undergraduate body tothe incoming class. Following Engel.Charles \V. Gilkey, dean of the uni¬versity chapel, closed the addresseswith a talk covering the variousphases of college life. Dean Gilkeystressed the unusual opportunityafforded for undergraduates to comeinto intimate contact with membersof the faculty, who are interestedin them as separate and individualpersonalities. Candid FreshmanExposes All TalkieTouring RacketBy a TouristIf you want any information aboutthis here campus—ask a Freshman.We know. We’ve been on a Person¬ally Conducted Interpretive Sight-Seeing Tour of the University of Chi¬cago Campus, or What Every YoungFreshman Should Know. Clustersof twenty or so of us were each hike-lectured by a voluble and conscien¬tious upper classman through or bysome sixty buildings of this institu¬tion during the early days of Fresh¬man Week. It seems they wished toimplant on our fertile minds com¬plete and detailed information aboutand awareness of geographical, phy¬sical, educational, historical, legen¬dary, entertaining and culture pro¬voking features of your esteemedUniversity.And children—we know it all. Be¬cause, we heard and saw, amongother—many other—things:We Learn Architecture“Men and women, as we step out' of Harper Library now, you can seeI off to the South one of the greatest! iboulevards of the country. Now that’scalled the Midway. It runs betweenJjH-l^on and ‘^Washington parkj!—; what a beautiful setting it gives, to' our school! . . . Now back in here is! the Divinity Cloister, supposed to bei very much the thing in the way ofarchitecture—if you are stone con¬scious you can no doubt appreciate theI carvings and the structure of thechapel and Swift hall.“And down here, men and women,(being slightly removed from highschool boys), we smile (manfully) isthe staunch Cobb hall, oldest of Uni-(Continued on page 4) INSTRUCT ’EMIN CAMPUS LORE,AIM OFJENIORSFirst Meeting of GreenCap Candidates SetFor MondayWELCOME FRESHMEN!MRS. FLINT HOLDSDAILY INTERVIEWSWITH FRESHMEN OF LAW SCHOOLCAREER IS COLORFULPLACE STUDENTC-BOOKS.ON SALEMONDAY MORNINGC-books for the 1929-30 athleticseason will go on sale Monday, Sep¬tember 30, at the football ticket officeon the second floor of the weststands, and will be sold until October12.A C-book admits the purchaser toall athletic events throughout theyear, and permits him to play on thetennis courts during the Spring quar¬ter.Twenty-four hundred seats in thenorth stand at the 50 yard line havebeen reserved during the footballseason for C-book holders. C-booksare for the use of the original pur¬chaser only, and cost ten dollars.Students must bring tuition re¬ceipts when purchasing C-books. Although brief, the career of Rob¬ert Maynard Hutchins, who has takenover the helm of the University thisfall, has been extremely colorful. Atthe age of twenty he was decoratedby the Italian government for brav¬ery under fire, while serving withthe Italian army, having served prev¬iously with the American AmbulanceCorps, 1917-18. At twenty-four hewas graduated, magna cum laude,from the Yale Law School and a yearlater assumed a full professorship.The year following he assumed theposition of dean of the Law Schooland two years later was appointedPresident of the University of Chi¬cago. For the first time, freshmen womenare being offered the opportunity tomeet some member of the facultypersonally under a plan sponsored bythe Federation of University women,and the Board of Women’s Organiza¬tion. Mrs. Edith Foster Flint, chair¬man of the executive committee ofthe Women’s University council, husbeen in her office every morning andafternoon this week, and during thistime, counsellors have been asked tointroduce their freshmen to her.Each one is accorded a few minutesconversation.(Continued on page 4) B|GEL0W DEAN Employment StaffOffers PositionsIn Many FieldsRegister for BandIn Reynolds ClubCandidates for the University bandshould see Mr. Mort at the Reynoldsclubhouse as soon as possible, it wasannounced yesterday. Practice willbe held from 6:30 until 8, in theband room on the second floor of thewest stand of Stagg field. This yearplans have been made for a trip toIllinois with the football team. W. A. A. AND TARPONSPONSOR PLAY-DAYThe Women’s Athletic Associationwill sponsor a Play Day to greet thefreshman and initiate them to W.A. A. activities, Saturday at IdaNoyes hall. Festivities will beginwith a picnic lunch in Dudley field,and in the afternoon there will beoutdoor games and tournaments suchas tennis, clock golf, and bowling.Tarpon club will entertain in theswimming pool, and will take care ofthe games there such as water base¬ball and basket ball.Geraldine Hacker, Olive Eggan,and Betty Simpson are in charge ofthe day’s activities. No special cos¬tume, except rubber soled shoes areneeded. Freund and Hinton Take! New ProfessorshipsiHarry A. Bigelow, recently ap¬pointed Dean of the Law school, hasbeen occupying his new position sincethe opening of the summer quarter.He was appointed by the board oftrustees to succeed the late JamesParker Hall. Ernst Freur.d, formerinstructor in Roman Law and juris¬prudence, and Edward W. Hinton,acting Dean of the Law school duringthe past year, have been appointed tospecial Professorships.Both as an author and as a mem¬ber of the University faculty. Pro¬fessor Bigelow has gained consider¬able recognition for his work in theflelds of law of property and conflictof laws.Professor Freund becomes “JohnP. Wilson Professor of Law” at theopening of the autumn quarter. Thischair was established last spring byJohn P. Wilson, for whose father, thedistinguished Chicago lawyer, thechair was named.Professor Hinton, a former deanof the University of Missouri LawSchool and author of several textbooks, is to assume the “James Park¬er Hall Professor of Law” chair withthe beginning of the autumn quar¬ter. As an indication of the part limeemployment opportunities that theVocational Guidance Bureau, Cobb215, will secure for all students whoapply to them, J. C. Kennan, headof the organization, reports thatthree hundred men and women eachmonth have secured part work ofthis type through the vocational bu¬reau.Miss M. Erilla Wood, who locatesthe women who apply for positions,states that she has many more open¬ings for women interested in caringfor children, in performing trainedoffice work, or in working in homesin return for room and board, thanshe has applicants to fill them, so she(Continued on page 3) Chauncey S. Boucher, dean of thecolleges of arts, literature, and sci¬ence, today sent the following mes¬sage of welcome to the freshman:“Time and effort In consid¬erable amounts have been spentby many of us in your behalf.Faculty members and officersof administration are readyand anxious to do everythingwithin their power to makeyour -sojourn on this campusboth pleasant and profitable.If you will give your best ef¬forts with verve and enthus¬iasm, in an honest endeavor todevelop your own powers alongworthy lines and to the utmostof your capacities, resultswhich will be gratifying to allof us will be assured.”With 400 freshman men eligibleas candidates for membership in theGreen Cap club, first year honorarysociety, automatically upo'n enroll¬ment in the University, the line ofaction this fall in orienting the new¬comers has been ■‘•evised to acquaintthem more thoroughly than ever be¬fore with the savoir faire of Univer¬sity life.Haydon Is DirectorThe new program was drawn upby Harold Haydon, director of theduo, appointed by Dean Boucher;Louis H. Engel, Jr., president of theUndergraduate council; and DanielAutry, president of the Men’s com¬mission.W (lile the organization of the club,its requirements for membership,and its schedule of meetings will b«described this afternon at the activ¬ities meeting in the Reynolds club,the first meeting of freshman candi¬dates will be held in Mandel hallnext Monday immediately followingfreshman chapel. It will launch aseries of weekly gatherings runningfor the greater part of the quarterand culminating late in November ina banquet and announcement of suc¬cessful candidates.Form Cheering “C”The freshman "C”, constituting(Continued on page 3)ENLARGED HANDBOOKMAKES APPEARANCE;REPORT LARGE SALEFRESHMEN REPORTFOR MAROON WORKAll freshmen who have worked onhigh-school papers or are interestedin publication are asked to reportto the office of the Daily MaroonMonday, September 30 at 2:30 P.M.Experience is not required. EdwinLevin, editor, and Earle Stocker, busi¬ness manager join in urgpng a largefreshman turnout. “There is greatopportunity for interesting work inboth editorial and business depart¬ments,” says Levin. Issued in one volume instead oftwo, as It was last year, the 1929-30student handbook has been placed onsale by the Men’s Commission, at theprice of twenty-five cents, in Mandelhall, the Reynolds club, Woodworth’s,and the University bookstore. Ac¬cording to Raymond K. Fried, -editor,the book, containing 170 pages, isthe largest ever published by thestaff.In addition to three times thespace for memoranda and addressesavailable in the book this year, chartsfor the notation of class programshave been introduced as a new fea¬ture by the editors.The customary features of thehandbook, consisting of a fraternityand club directory, the traditions andsongs of the quadrangles, and theUniversity “Who’s-who,” have beenretained.SUBSCRIBE TO THE DAILY MAROON!Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1929IBaronttFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKS, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, durinK the Autumn,Winter and Sprir.g quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Sutecription rates$3.(H) p«r year ; by mail. $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879. at the post office at Chicago,The Daily Maroon expressely reserves iill rightsappearing in this paper. of publication of any materialMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationEDWIN LEVIN, Managing EditorEARLE M. STOCKER, Business ManagerROBERT L. NICHOLSON, Assistant Business ManagerHARRIET DEAN HATHAWAY, Woman’s EditorHENRY D, FISHER, Sports EditorLOUIS H, ENGEL, JR,, Chairman Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTEDWARD G. BASTIAN News EditorEDGAR GREENWALD News EditorJOHN H. HARDIN News EditorMARJORIE CAHILL Junior EditorMARION E. WHITE Junior EditorFRANCES STEVENS Literary Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTABE BLINDER Advertisinn ManajjerLEE LOVENTHAL ...Advertisinst ManaKerLOUIS FORBRICH. ..Circulation ManaRerSPORTS DEPARTMENTMORRIS LIEBMAN.-.Asst. Sports EditorJEROME STRAUS Asst. Sports EditorWHITHER FOOTBALLJust as The Daily Maroon makes its maiden bow to the Uni¬versity campus this quarter, the time for issuing prophecies, state¬ments, and calculations concerning the possible and probable foot¬ball strength of our team has arrived. At the same moment, big aswell as little men on campus are hazarding guesses as to just whatthe Old Man is going to do in his thirty-eighth year as coach at theUniversity. We know nothing outside of the fact that he is goingto employ a different system of playing this year. And we get thismeager information via Dame Rumor.Our rather miserable, failures—so far as scores are concerned—have been unrightfully, we think, attributed to Stagg’s age. If afew of the LaSalle street coaches would take the time to comparesome of the plays originated by our Old Man with some of thosecoined by so-called Master minds of the Big Ten, there is a remotepossibility that they might alter their warped views; but only a re¬mote one. We have steadily held to the opinion that lack of ma¬terial and lack of instruction in the fundamentals — tackling andblocking—in the Freshman year have been the two chief causes offailure.Then our poor standing in the Big Ten is in a way a tributeto Mr. Stagg and to the principles he has always stood for. Webelieve that he looks upon football as a means of building men,as a form of necessary ond beneficial I'^reationb ratheri than a n^eansof building great stadiums and field houses. The idea of continuingthe sport on a purely commercialized basis has always been dis¬tasteful here. And with all franknes, we are unable to pay such atribute to several other Big Ten coaching systems. Commercializa¬tion of the sport does not refer to only the buying up of excellenthigh school players. To our way of thing, instructing men to playdirty football—the idea being that a game must be won at anycosts—is equally a manifestation of commerialization. We recallthat Mr. Stagg has removed from games more than a few gentlemansolely because of their lack of ethics.The whole discussion of football at the University should cen¬ter on the question of what we want; commerce or recreation? Werather prefer The Grand Old Man’s outlook on the situation. Andso, with apologies to the La Salle street coaching staff, we leave itup to you.DRINK AND BE MERRYThere is a choice happiness which only a minority of studentsdiscovers in a true light and which attracts freshmen only so longas their enthusiasm escapes uncooled by the indifference of the up¬perclassmen. The choice happiness is study.Vergil, in his Georgies, cries: “What a happy man is he whocan know the causes of things and has stamped under foot allfear—even of inexorable fate and the roar of hungry Acheron!”The joy of study, rarely proclaimed by professors with an ex¬ultation inspiring to first year students, consists in the keen aware¬ness it gives of events and of their motivating agents, and in theprecision it imparts to the thoughts of its devotees. It s a headypleasure. Most students roll under the table with hardly more ex¬pression of their weakness than a cynical hiccup. But there is nohappier or more stubbornly exclusive clique among the many inthe University than the few hard-drinkers at the fountain of knowl¬edge.Most members of the faculty are less interested in evangelizing formore hard-drinkers than in enjoying contact with the minds of stu¬dents who have already been converted. At the bottom of itslean heart, the faculty does not care to swear students into linelike a top-sergeant or to wheedle them from their ignorance. Farmore interested in able students, it adds two fingers in the cup forits favored and lets the rest of the world go by. With such indif¬ference, no penalty exists for contented mediocrity.Without mentioning the unequaled opportunities for effectivestudy the University offers, the demonstrable power it gives one,and the statistics tending to show that able students have far morechance to succeed after graduation than the indifferent. The DailyMaroon offers study as a pleasure to the freshman—a unique rea¬son for so offering it, but one which will be appreciated by thehard-drinkers who discuss Anatole France and the protective tariffand music in the shadows of evening streets. c WVt ACHANGED CAMPUSGREETS STUDENTSWith the three-storied Commerceand Administration building movedthree blocks across campus to its newsite at 58th and Ingleside, the Uni¬versity campus will present a slightlychanged aspect to returning stu¬dents. This building, one of the old¬est landmarks on the campus, wasremoved from its old site in thechapel block, at 58th and University,to make way for the new Oriental Institute structure.Moving of the building took abouttwo weeks, said Lester J. Ries, super¬intended of buildings andi grounds.The brick structure was split in twoparts, which were moved separately.Faculty members were temporarilyhoused in Haskel and in Cobb.Eighty-four decorators have beenworking on all University buildingsto have them in readiness for the be¬ginning of the quarter. Other dec¬orators replastered the chancel ofthe new chapel, giving it an antique(Continued on page 7)Cowhey’s Men. Shop1001-03 El. 55th St. at Ellis Ave.Sweaters Caps KnickersArablue Shirts Arablue ShortsLoop Assortment of NeckwearStyles Latest Quality Best TYPEWRITERSFor Sale and ExchangeFor RentRepairedFOR SALENew and Rebuilt Portables—all makes.Language and Technical keyboards—easypayments.FOR RENTBoth Portable and Standard Machines.Rental payments applied on purchase.REPAIRSOur Repair Department will put your oldMachine in good condition.Woodworth’s Book Store1311 East S7th StreetTelephone Fairfax 2103OPEN EVENINGSSt$55 Special Suitings at Our140 S. Clark St. and225 N. 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We will examine your eyes without charge,replace a broken lense, repair your fountainpen, fix your watch, in fact we are prepared todo any kind of jewelry or optical work.Yours very truly.The Brandt Jewelry Co.“iI , ±(Z r I j> THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1929 Page ThreeEMPLOYERS BUREAUOFFERS POSITIONSIN MANY FIELDS(Continued from page 1)is able to offer such work to thejyomen, and especially iFreshmen,a^ho apply to her. Saturday sales.York will also be available for manymen and women, the bureau reports.Mr. Kennan returned Mondayfrom a visit to the Firestone Tire andRubber company’s plant in Akron,Ohio, and the International Tele¬phone and Telegraph company officesin New York, where he has placedformer graduates of the university.The inspection was made to deter¬mine what progress and success thegradautes were making, as well asto further co-operation between thecompanies and the university in plac¬ing men from future classes.Mentioning several rather unusualpositions to which students have beenplaced, Mr. Kennan cited the casesof Fred Turner, who obtained amovie role; Charles Warner, whobecame a tutor to the son of FayBainter, actress; and Robert O’Brien, who is to tutor the son of RuthHanna McCormick, congresswoman.INSTRUCT ’EM INCAMPUS LORE, ISAIM OF SENIORS(Continued from page 1)the core of the student cheering atfootball games, will be formed nextTuesday at noon, or at least itsframework will,, when all freshmanmen will be expected to report to thenorth stand of Stagg field to organ¬ize under the direction of LawrenceSmith and Jerry Metz, cheerleaders.The organizers of the program willcut loose especially from the preced¬ents of former years with a series offive special meetings containing morethan the dash of educational value'customary in freshman programs.The first is planned for Friday night,October 4, when the University ath¬letic coaches will speak. INEUaBILITIESADD TO STAGG’SNUMEROUS WOES(Continued from page 1)November 2, and they will be guestsof the mini at Urbana on November16, which is Homecoming for BobZuppke’s champions.When asked what he thought offootball at the University, CoachStagg expressed optimism. He men¬tioned the damaging rumors whichhad claimed that the UndergraduateDepartment would be discontinued,and said he believed the attitude ofthe new regime belied these reports.Freshman prospects this year aregood.And so the Maroons are workingearnestly in this unfriendly Septem¬ber weather, when the days are al¬ternately hot and cold, when theground is correspondingly soggy orhard. With the season’s opening lessthan two weeks off, the men areMeetings in the Circle on campusI will be held every Friday noon, when j gager for action and are training withI rehearsals of University songs and | seriousness. 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It is in thoseweather-beaten walls that many ofyour classes will be held.” (Hastyconsultation of voluminous sheafs ofpapers containing route of tour, land¬marks and informative data). “We’llturn right at this point, and go intothe medical group. This is BillingsHospital—oh, yes, there is the clinic,where they give medical attention tothe students and that sort of thing,«you know—now we enter the hospita'here, walk to the northwest door, andexit. Yes, this is the Billings Hos¬pital . . . Oh, and we must goover and see the C Bench—the benchupon which no one but Seniors mustsit—no, never, never!” (Fi'osh allwonder what he’d do if they alldashed for it at once).“That building on the left is theRicketts I^aboratory, donated by—ah.(hasty reference to manuscript) —ah, oh, yes, Mr. Rickettes, for labor¬atory work.“We are coming now to the Botanypond, beautiful habitat of lilies andother plants, as well as Freshmenwho are cast into it at such timeswhen your exuberant spirits overflowthe bonds of freshman\ chastity anddemurity.“We are walking up Universityavenue now, and there to the right isthe president’s home. And, how for¬tunate you are. there seated on thelawn talking with others resting inseveral chairs, is Mr. 'Hutchins him¬self!“A left turn here, men and women,and there is Ida Noyes hall. ^ oumen must certainly come in here.That beautiful stairway, that carv¬ing—how sorry I am that I cannottell you about that carving. I under¬stand it is quite the thing in choppedwood!We Proceed Further“Now, you mustn’t mind thoserather patronizing smiles of the upperclassmen who pass by. . . . eshall wend our way back to thecenter of the campus now. You haveseen many a sacred and dignifiedsanctorium of educational magnitudethis day, men and women. Truly youare fortunate in becoming a part of.such an institution, with its manyopportunities for study and progress.”(My, breathes impressed frosh. itmakes me feel just like a bit of dand¬ruff trying to get ahead).And so. the all-talkie tour of thecampus, came to an end. We agree—thar’s some goings on in them tharquadrangles. But seriously, folks,may we say. that while walking, wesaw, and reverently admired, thosebattlements of Stagg Field, the tallMitchell Tower, the eraceful massive¬ness of the chapel, the delicacy of theDivinity Cloister, the beauties of theCommons and Botany Pond. Co::bGate, the airy staunchness of I.awsonTower, and the restful, sedate, pol¬ished handiwork of Ida Noyes.MRS. FLINT HOLDSDAILY INTERVIEWSWITH FRESHMEN(Continued from page 1)“The fir.-st few days have been verysuccessful.” said Mrs. Flint in a re¬cent interview, “and the girls havebeen interesting and easy to talk to.The principal purpose of these intro¬ductions has been to acquaint thefre.«hmen women with some memberof the faculty to whom they mayturn for advice.”HOTEL CH.4RLEV0IX6215 University Ave.New modern build¬ing near campus.All rooms withshower and tub.RatesSingle $ 10.00Double $ 1 1.00and up24 hoTor serviceCall us for informationPLAZA 8500 MARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYyggyyjlThe Young Man coming up the stairshas on a smarts Tweed Coat at $40.The senior second from the left iswearing The Mayfair—a tv/o button,peak lapeTmodel —which exempli¬fies the Final word in style for thecoming season,$50.Thechap secondfrom the right illustrates the nice ap¬pearance of The New Haven, whentwo of the three buttons are used.This is a model accepted by Eli's andmany other Eastern University men.Note the trim effect of the notchlapel. Also—the bottoms of bothcoats have been rounded slightlymore this year. The man ready fora campus evening function is wearingone of our $50 Tuxedos. In style andvalue it is recognized as a leader. Collegiate clothing^^is anathema withreal Chicago men—for the collegiatechap of yesteryear is es out of date aspeg-tops and in his pi ace is the conservative, well-dressedcollegian of 1929 whose clothing is not conspicuous.And because Chicago men know where to find styles thatare accepted in East and West most of them come hereafterarriving at college. Appreciating the advantages of authen¬ticity and quality, they also enjoy the privilege of selectionfrom thousands of Suits, an opportunity not always available.YOUNG MEN'S SUIT SECTION-THIRD FLOORDEFINITE STYLE NOTES FOR FALLSuit shades are brown—favoring the reddish tones such as plum, raisin and wine...Hats show a higher crown and narrower brim . . . English lines are followed inShoes. . . Colored Shirts are favored, either in collar attached or matching collarstyles ... Figures predominate in neckwear... Lisle Hose display plaid efifects inter¬estingly in three colors ... Pigskin gloves are indicated as smart for the present season.IHL }Q1QR.O.T.C.HEADTRACES PROGRESSOF MIUTARY UNITBy Major T. J. ChristianHead of Department of MilitaryScience and TacticsThe past year marked the tenth an¬niversary of the department of Mil¬itary Science and Tactivs of the Uni¬versity of Chicaffo, which has beenthe most unusual of Its first decade.Durinff the year were granted thelargest number of commissions andcertificates of eligibility (pending at¬tainment of majority) for the gradeof 2nd Lieutenant of Field Artillery,Reserves, U. S. A^ny, in the historyof the Field Artillery Unit. Thirty-one students changed their cadet in¬signia to that of an officer duringthe academic year, which surpassesby far any previous year’s productiv¬ity. The University of Chicago Unitgraduated the largest quota, basedon the percentage of total enroll¬ment, of any of the twenty Field Ar¬tillery units at the. larger universitiesthroughout the country. The MilitaryDepartment also maintained the larg¬est advanced course enrollment in itshistory, and expects during the com-KENWOOD TEAROOMEvening Dinner 65c4:30 to 8:00Luncheon 40c11 to 2 :00Sunday Dinner 90c12 to 8:006220 Kenwood Ave.MIDway 2774 ing academic year to surpass the rec¬ord of last year. More basic coursestudents are enrolling yearly in theadvanced course, and a fairly largeproportion of each freshman classvoluntrily elect the Militry ScienceCourses.Record Camp ListThe Chicago Unit of the R. O. T.C. reached during the past summerits largest leaven of camp trainees.The advanced camp of six weeks heldat Camp McCoy, Sparta, Wisconsin,has been attended for the past twosummers by as many University ofChicago students as form the Univer¬sity of Illinois, and the high stand¬ard of the pre-camp training of theChicago men, as exemplified by theirconduct in the field among contemp¬oraries from other mid-western uni¬versities, has been highly commend¬ed. In passing, it may be said thatthe vigorous oqt-door life of thiscamp, combined with the broadeningaspects of inter-university exchangeof contact among the students, andthe excellent professional facilitiesthat the government affords, makeof it an important part of the cur¬ riculum, furnishing the student avaluable feature of under-graduatelife and a happy retrospect.War department recognition ofthe quality of training and the in¬creasing output of the Military de¬partment resulted last year in thefirst issue by the government of tailormade officers’ type uniforms, whichhave had a heightening effect onmorale. Arrangements have beenmade which will gain the use of thenew armory now being erected forthe 124th Field Artillery at 52nd St.and Cottage Grove avenue. 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SAWYER & SONEAST CAMBRIDGE MASSACHUSETTSk a A nPage Six jQprvAV QFPTFMRFR /h J4/.4THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1929AT THE THEATERKIBITZER—WoodsComedy, with flesh and bloodactors, as the billboards gayly put it,is well represented in the seasonwhich got under way early in Sep- itember, with ‘Kibitzer’ having the ihonor of leading the procession of jplays, which will be seen from now ;until next June.‘Kibitzer’ is a one-man show with IGeorge Sidney, a stranger to Chicago jsince ‘Welcome Stranger,’ and now |a Hollywood celebrity, celebrating jhis return to the legitimate stage with ja deft performance of a storekeeper ■who has a common delusion that he ,can clean up handsomely on the stock jmarket, if he only has the capital. He jgets it but in a manner that fills thethree acts with pleasant hokum andtheatricalism. It’s a fair evening’sentertainment and if one of yourhobbies is the stock market, then Mr. iSidney’s antics will probably delightyou. actor w’ho has a penchant for doingalmost everything except play in theorchestra. Thomas Mitchell, theyoung man who plays the main role,also collaborated in the writing ofthe play, which is taken from a storyby Floyd Dell. He also, if you areinterested, directed and staged theshow.As is customary with unmarriedfathers, complications follow one an¬other in bewildering array. Mr. Mit¬chell, during the three acts, is a har¬ried young man, but matters takea sensible turn at the climax, whichis the way comedies should end. Thesupporting cast is excellent, but theshow is primarily’s Mr. Mitchell’s, andhis immense enthusiasm will un¬doubtedly stir your lighter emotions. seems to be the case in point withMr. Milne’s plays.It is a neatly written, well-bal¬anced performance, with the actorsdoing their bit to make the actionplausible. The original cast is here,and they know just what to do withthe roles provided them by the au¬thor.SYMPHONY ORCHESTRAOFFERS TEN CONCERTS PROFESSOR LOEBBELIEVES VIRGINBIRTH POSSIBLEScience may make the male un¬necessary for the production of off¬spring, and prove “virgin birth’’ pos¬sible. This is revealed in an accountof the experiments of the late Prof.Jacques Loeb, as published in Joseph McCabe’s new book “The Story ofReligious Controversy.”Prof. Loeb began his experimentsat the University many years ago,and was later with the RockefellerInstitute. 'Not only did he fertilizethe ova of starfish and shell fish by mechanical and chemical means, buthe succeeded in producing a perfect¬ly normal frog from an artificiallyfertilized egg. How high in the ani¬mal kingdom such results may beobtained is not known.LITTLE ACCIDENT—SelwynThe unmarried father, made popu¬lar last season by ‘The BachelorFather,’ is amusing audiences again,only the play and the actors are dif¬ferent. This is a comedy with an THE PERFECT ALIBI—GarrickA. A. Milne, whom the youngergenerations will testify to has donewell by them with ‘Mr. Pirn PassesBy,’ and other whimsicalities, hasblossomed out into a who-done-itauthor. The success of ‘The PerfectAlibi’ is well-warranted, for it is amystery play which does not tax thecredulity of its audiences. That mys¬tery plays can be intelligently writ¬ten with all the fanfare of slidingpanels, mysterious shrieks, bangingwindows, eerie voices, eliminated. Ten concerts, featuring Myra Hess,pianist, and Efrem Zimbalist, violin¬ist, have been arranged by the Uni¬versity Orchestral Association to in¬augurate its twenty-first season ofconcert programs with the Chicago |Symphony Orchestra. The concerts, jthe first of which will be given on 'Tuesday, October 29, at 4:15 in Leon jMandel Assembly Hall, are scheduled ifor different Tuesdays during the |winter months. 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Many menwill wear two button peaked lapel suitsCORONA BROWN will be the outstand^ing color (in five shades of the tobacco leaf).Grenadier blue, Pyramid grey and Bacchus(wine) shades will also be popularWORSTEDS or CHEVIOTS are the popu^lar fabrics and the preference is also decidedlyfor solid colors or subdued stripes and patternsTwo trouser University suitsby Hart Schaffner & Marx*40 *45 *50BASKINCorner of Clarkand Washington 336 NorthMichigan State Street justnorth of Adams63rd Streetat MarylandOpen evenings Cor of Lakeand MarionOak ParkTHE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 26, 1929 Page Seven]Give Musical ProgramTonight in ChapelAll University students are invitedto attend a musical program tonightat 8 in the chapel. This program isunder the direction of Mack Evans,University organist and choirmaster.Interpretative tours of the chapelwill be held Sunday at 5:30 under thedirection of the chapel council. Theseprograms have been prepared to as¬sist the new students in familiarizingthemselves with the chapel. At 7 theUniversity organist, Mack Evans, willconduct a program of communitysinging in Ida Noyes hall. After thesing all are invited to visit at thehome of Dr. Charles 'W. Gilkey, Deanof the chapel.CHANGED CAMPUSGREETS STUDENTS(Continued from page 2)finish to harmonize with the nave.The new steam tunnel has beencompleted, and the sand dunes whichwere thrown up during its excavationremoved. The sod has been replacedalso. That important adjunct of thesteam tunnel, the power plant provid¬ing the steam, has also been com¬pleted.R. O. T. C. HEADTRACES PROGRESSOF MILITARY UNIT the high standard of the universitycur iculum. Former President Masonhas rotated: “The University believesthat the work conducted in the FieldArtillery unit is valuable for nationaldefense and is wholesome and edu¬cational in character, and likely tointerest students for its own sake."The Military department is closelyassociated with the Athletic depart¬ment in physical culture and intra¬mural games. The “drill** consistsmainly of horse-back riding, whichhas proven a most attractive and ad¬vantageous feature to many of theChicago graduates. The bridle pathsin the parks afford a great deal ofpleasure to the members of the de¬partment, and advanced ridingcourses are carried on to includejumping, mounted gymnastics andpolo games. This fall arrangementshave been made to play polo withthe University of Ohio, and it ishoped that the game of polo will beplaced on the status for a minor “C"award.ActiTities ComprehensiveThe extra curricular activities ofthe department include several fea¬tures of interest to the students, no¬ tably the Military Ball, which has be¬come a major social function of theuniversity. Every spring membersof the department participate in amounted march to the forest pre¬serves in Palos Park, where a week¬end camp is held. The Crossed Can¬non Society includes selected cadetofficers as an honorary society, whilethe Military Club affords an associa¬tion for members of the basic courseto meet socially.The Military unit of the Universityhas the distinction of being one ofthe smallest in numbers, yet one ofthe best in quality. Perhaps thisbrief review of the military workmay not appear modest in the ex¬position of its worth, but it is mybelief that this university now main¬tains a unit that is one of the bestof any university, and of which thestudents, the University, and theGovernment may be justly proud.In conclusion, the success of theChicago Field Artillery unity may beattributed primarily to two factors,namely: The quality and spirit of itsstudents, combined with the heartycooperation and genuine support ofthe University faculty.(Continued from page 5)rather than the so called “drill,” sothat the Military Science instructionis recognized as being on a par with Phone Plaza 3480 We Call and DeliverKMBARK HAND LAUNDRYMending and Darning. Collars and CuffsReversed. 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SI-PTEMBER 26, 1929Page EightCAMPUS WOMEN {GIVETEAINIDANOYES FOR FROSHThe Board of Women’s Org^aniza-tions will give a tea for freshmanwomen today at 2:30 in the theaterof Ida Noyes hall. The heads of thevarious women’s activities on campuswill speak, ^ving" the freshmen anidea of the number of extra-curricu¬lar activities they may participate inthis year.Harriet Hathaway, woman’s editorof the Daily Maroon, will havecharpre of the publications. GemldineHacker, president of W. A. A. willrepresent that organization. Y. W.C. A. will be represented by FrancisCarr, the president. Muriel Parker,chairman of Federation, will speak.Doris .4nderson, pi-^sident of lastyear’s Freshman Women’s club willrepresent the club to start this year’sactivities. Marcella Koerber, chair¬man of the Board of W’omen’s Organi¬zations, will speak, introducing theother speakers.The meeting will be followed byrefreshments, planned by Jean Sear¬cy and Catherine Scott.FRESHMAN PASSESHALF-WAY POINTIN WEEK’S MELEE."The time ha.s come, the frnt mansaid.To msh these many things;We can’t have ships and sealing waxithont the dongh a pledge pinbrings.”W’ith a melee of speeches, fratern¬ity and club dates, receptions andtours, the class of ’33 is being intro¬duced into the ways of the Univer¬sity world.Outside of opening addresses andregistration the freshmen have beentreated to a round of giddy pleasure.At the President’s reception they hadthe opportunity to meet some of theoutstanding campus personalities. TheBig Ten Track Meet Tuesday night was so well attended that upper class-men had great difficulty in squeezingthrough the door.Wednesday saw the mixer at theReynolds club, and various sight see¬ing tours of the city will close theweek.The Dramatic Association will wel¬come freshmen interested in eitherdramatics or stage craft at a tea to be held this afternoon from 3:30 to5 in the tower room, Mandel hall andat a theatre party to be held tomor¬row evening at the Adelphi Theatre.A block of seats has been secured for“Journey’s End,” the war play whichwas such a hit in London. Ticketsmay be procured at the box office inthe foyer of Mandel hall for $1.50 and$2.00. It is not a date affair.Tonight!...September 26th - 6 o’QockCoon-SandersRADIO’S ACESand theirNationally FamousNighthawks Return!Dine . *. . 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