ELECT STEPHENSON, HAMM, SMITH, KUHNS'^COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE”VoL 28. 'No. 105. Wbe iWaroon Blackfriars five finalperformances.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY. MAY 17, 1929 Price Five CentsThe Blind AlleyBy Louis H. EnyeiYou’ve heard of the Harvard man,of course, and the Yale man, such asPresident Hutchins, and the Oxfordman and a dozen Other types. I sup¬pose there’s a Chicago man too, but Ihaven’t quite decided what sort of ahybrid he is. I used to think that hewas some kind of a composite of Wil¬liam Jennings Bryan, Thomas Aquin¬as, and the Holy Ghost, but recentlyI got a different idea of him. I havediscovered a few stray characteristicsthat strongly suggest the clay of com¬mon man. It is not altogether impos¬sible that he might yet prove to bea human being.These paltry findings, which havebeen the source of great optimism onmy part, were uncovered last Saturdaynight in an impromptu laboratory,namely the Venetian Room of theSouthmoor Hotel, where the JollyFriars held another of their “after-the-show” affairs. Most great menhave sprung from humble origins ac¬cording to the best reports. Abe Lin¬coln was supposedly born in a logcabin and Jesus in a stable, but theChicago man has a running start onthe field. Indeed, one could scarcelyseek a more sumptuous spot of nativ¬ity than the Venetian Room with Bob¬by Meeker and his twelve trumpterssubbing for the herald angels. FRIARS PERFORM AGAIN TONIGHTMaybe you can extract from theabove mixed metaphors the essenceof what I am trying to say. Simply, itis that something suspiciously akin tocollege spirit was manifested by thefew hundred souls who patronized theFriar party last week-end. It is thefirst time that I have seen Chicagostudents in any number at a functionsponsored by a campus organizationrid themselves of that traditional apa¬thetic dignity, which is for some un¬known reason the pride of our Presby¬terian faculty and the prejudice of theproletariat.It was a darn good party.Along with my major discovery rel¬ative to the college man and collegespirit certain other incidental and novelfacts of life were revealed. For ex¬ample, the unbelievable propensity ofMr. Harry Hagey to blush in the mostapproved fashion was disclosed. Mr.Hagey, you understand, is a retiringsoul and not given to public appear¬ances. Hence it was, that he experi¬enced most profound discomfiture andembarrassment when in the presenceof the assembled multiudes of Mr.Bobby Meeker, director of the South¬moor band, personally requested theHead of the Intramural Department,the member at large of the Under¬graduate Council, and the key man ofthe Men’s Commission, otherwiseknown as Harry Hagey, to performhis little song an^ dance act in themiddle of the bnll room floor. Herefused to perform either because ofsheer mock modesty or a charitableunwillingness to eclipse Mr. Lelewerand Mr. Tankersly of the Blackfriarcast who had previously performed,for Mr. Hagey’s proficiency in theTerpsichorean art is a matter of com¬mon knowledge—at least to the thirtyor forty men who very vociferouslyrecommended him from all corners ofthe hall. Anyway, Mr. Hagey wenthis famous predecessor, the sulkingAchilles, one better, for, though heremained deaf to the entreaties of hisadherents, he at least in the glare ofthe spot light favored them with oneof those rare Hagey smiles.* * * Ohio Favored In QuadrangularSELECT FOUR ASNEW MEMBERSOF HONOR BOARD46 Sophomores andJuniors Vote inElection 81Another feature of the occasion wasMr. Allen Heald’s recitation of “Mac¬beth,” which was rendered with pro¬found feeling and excellent rhetoricfor the delectation of a very selectaudience. Mr. Heald further establish¬ed his versatility by interpreting Mrs.Macbeth’s “Out damned spot” speechin a highly successful manner. In(Continued on page 4) Lawrence Smith, Betty Kuhns.Wendell Stephenson, and RosalindHamm were elected to serve as therepresentatives of the sophomores andjunior classes on the Honor Commis-ion for the ensuing year. Forty-sixsophomores and eighty-one juniorsvoted in the election.Serve Under New PlanThe four students elected will bethe first to serve^ under the newlyadapted plan which will provide proc¬tors for all final exams. This plan willgo into effect at the' time of the finalsfor the current quarter.Charles Cutter, chairman of theelection commission, in speaking ofthe election, said, “There will be morework for the newly elected commissionto perform because of the new sys¬tem of proctoring recently approvedby the faculty of the colleges of Arts,Literature and Science on the motionof Dean Boucher. For this reason theextremely light vote#is very disap¬pointing.”Blackfriars StarSmith has a stellar role in “Mr. Cin¬derella,” and was recently elected ashead cheer leader for next year. Heis a member of Delta Kappa Epsilon.Betty Kuhns is secretary of the sopho¬more class, and a member of Sigma.Wendell Stephenson is a member ofBlackfriars, and is captain of the 1930swimming team. Rosalind Hamm is amember of the junior class council,and a member of Quadrangler. TRACK CAPTAINDick Williams, captain of the Ma¬roon runners has shown himsdf tobe a thoroughly dependable trackmanby his consistently fine performaces inthe half-mile and mile runs.APPOINT JENSENHEAD ENGINEERMr, S. R. Jensen, formerly chief en¬gineer of the Armour and Co., hasrecently been appointed head engin¬eer of the University. He will assumehis duties as supervisor of the newpower plant, which is located atBlackstone and Sixty-first Street, onJuly 1. Dramatic Ass ’n.Elects Eaton asBoard Chairman DOPE WISCONSINTO TAKE SECOND;MAROONS THIRDBalanced Team GivesOhio State EdgeIn MeetMr. Jensen, now thirty-seven yearsold, is a graduate of the TechnicalInstitute of Christiana, Norway. Hecame to America as a youth and gain¬ed experience in New York in me¬chanical design, construction, andoperation.“After making the usual inquiriesti’rough all Engineering societies andtechnical schools, we have chosen Mr.Jensen to fill this important positionbecause of his unusual ability in hand¬ling modern machinery,” said Mr.Lloyd Steere, business manager ofth.' University.Construction EmployeeFalls from ScaffoldPaul Anderson, a tilesetter employedat the University, fell from a scaffoldwhile working on the new Jones labor¬atory yesterday and was cut aroundthe head and face. He was removedto Billings hospital, where his injurieswere treated. Mr. Anderson is thirty-one years old and lives at 2219 ThomeAvenue. Norman Eaton, Alpha Delta Phi,was elected president of the DramaticAssociation board at the general meet¬ing of the Dramatic Association yes¬terday at 4 in the Tower room. TheAssociation includes the Tower Play¬ers, Gargoyles, and Mirror. CatherineScott, Esoteric, was elected secretary,and Orvis T. Henkle, Jr., Phi GammaDelta, was elected treasurer.Eaton was treasurer of the DramaticAssociation Board. He has taken anactive part in dramatics for threeyears, and assisted in the lighting ofBlackfriars for two years, and hasbeen as student director of severaldramatic plays.Howard Willett, Psi Upsilon, waselected president of the Tower Play¬ers, Alexander Dunsay, vice president,and James E. Scheibler, Chi Psi, sec¬retary.The following were elected officersof Gargoyles: Norman Eaton, presi¬dent; Beatrice Scheibler, vice presi¬dent; Robert Graf, Alpha Delta Phi,business manager. Members of theboard at large are Marguerite Fern-holtz and Winfield Lowe, Phi GammaDelta.The Dramatic Association has beeninvited to a reception given by theresidents of Foster Hall in honor ofMiss Elsa Chapin of the English de¬partment, and the graduating seniors,Monday, May 27, from 3 to 5:30.MARGARET SEAMANRECEIVES PRIZE INJACKS TOURNAMENTMargaret Seaman, sophomore, wasthe winner of the jacks tournamentyesterday afternoon in Ida Noyes hall.Miss Margaret Burns, who sponsoredthe contest, presented the winner witha tin loving cup and a book, “Top-flite Tennis” by Mary K. Browne.The members of the Physical Edu¬cation faculty who participated in thecontest were; Miss Edith Ballweb-iber. Miss Margaret Burns, Mrs. But¬ler, Miss Marion Warner, and MissAlma Wiley. The contestant^ playedfrom 12 to 2:30. Ohio State, with such stars asGeorge Simpson in the sprints, Ras¬mus in the discus, and Ujehelji inthe hammer, is doped to take first inthe Quadrangular meet this Satur¬day at Stagg field, featuring Ohio,Wisconsin, Northwestern, and Chi¬cago. Wisconsin and the Maroonsshould fight it out for second andthird with Northwestern a strongfourth.Many Sprint StarsIn the sprints Simpson of OhioState, who was recently credited with9.5 seconds in the century dash. Cap¬tain Phil Larson of Wisconsin, Nor¬man Root of Chicago, and “Rut” Wal¬ters of Northwestern will provide thefireworks. Kriss of Ohio State mustalso be mentioned.Gist In QuarterVirgil Gist and Ed Schulz willmatch strides with Walters in the fea¬ture quarter mile run. Both men dowell under 50 seconds, and the racewill resemble the half mile of lastweek in which Martin of Purduestaged a fast finish to break the tapeahead of Gist. Wisconsin offers acontender for the 440 crown in David¬son.Gorby of Northwestern and Gistare the principle contenders in thehalf mile run. Capt. Williams of Chi¬cago is counted on to place.(Continued on page 2)LYMAN DISCUSSESCOSMOPOLITANISMThat private endowed universitiesare oustandingly cosmopolitan will bethe theme of a talk by Professor RolloL. Lyman of the College of Educa¬tion at the chapel this noon. Harvardwill be cited as one of the examplesof this characteristic. Harvard is bothnational and international for studentsgo there from all over the nation andall over the world.Twenty-five years ago there weretwo main divisions of the students:there were the undergraduates and thegraduates. The graduate students werefrom all the colleges for there wereas many from Yale as from Harvardcollege. Professor Lyman will alsodiscuss the erroneousness of stigma¬tising Harvard as snobbish.Next to her spirit of cosmopolitan¬ism ranks her spirit of adventurewhich is shown in her willingness tobreak tradition, according to Profes¬sor'Lyman. The next important char¬acteristic is the mellowness of hertraditions for in comparison with Chi-(Continued on page 4)Three Clubs Compete inInterclub Bridge FinalsDelta Sigma, Mortar Board andQuadrangler are st'.il in the Interclubbridge tournament. The finals todayat 2:30 in the Alumnae room of IdaNoyes hall. Gertrude Fox, Susan Mc-Keon, Quadrangler; Beth Gates, Jan¬et Lowenthal, Mortar Board; RuthFoster, Charlotte Greer, Delta Sigmaare representing their clubs in thecontest HALF-MILE CHAMP m CINDERELLA’BIDS ADIEU ATSATURDAY SHOWVirg Gist has shown himself to bethe backbone of the University ofChicago track team, winning this yearfrom all rivals except Martin of Pur¬due. Among other things he is na¬tional half mile champion.Alumni OrganizeTo Aid StudentsIn Choice of WorkProminent alumni of the Universityare to act as councilors in aiding stu¬dents to choose their line of work af¬ter graduation, in cooperation with theBoard of Vocational Guidance andPlacement. Among those who willhelp the students are three trustees ofthe University ,including Harold H.Swift, president, who is also vice-president of Swift and Company; A.W. Sherer, vice-president. Lord andThomas and Logan; Harrison B. Bar¬nard, president of the Barnard Con¬struction Company.In other fields, Walter L. Hudson,vice-president, Harris Trust and Sav¬ings bank; George R. Schaeffer, adver¬tising manager, Marshall Field andcompany; Henry P. Conkey, publisher;Frank Whiting, vice-president ofWhiting and company, investmentbankers; Harold A. Moore, treasurer,American Bond and Mortgage com¬pany; and Merrill C. Meigs, formerpublisher of the Chicago Herald andExaminer, also will act as councilors.A preliminary report of the Boardof which W. H. Cowley is director,indicates a thirty per cent increase inthe teacher-placement work since lastSeptember. Although the business-placement of the Board was but re¬cently organized, more than eightyseniors have found positionsBURGESS DISCUSSESBOOK PICTURING LIFEON NEAR NORTH SIDEProfessor E. W. Burgess of the So¬ciology department, who helped edit“The Gold Coast and the Slums,” abook by Harvey W. Zorbaugh, whichattempts to portray life on Chicago’snear North Side, will discuss the ac¬curacy of the volume at a dinner ofthe Seven Arts to be held in the OldTown Room of the Hotel Sherman onSaturday evening. May 18.Professor Burgess’ address willcome preliminary to a debate on thevalue of the book by denizens of theareas included in it: Tower Town’sBohemia, the half-world, the vice-area,the slum. Goose Island and the GoldCoast. Rehearsals Polish UpCast; Movies to' Be ShownAfter four days rehearsals Black¬friars will again present their silveranniversary production, “Mr. Cinde¬rella,” tonight and tomorrow after¬noon and evening in Mandel halLDirected by Donald MacDonald III,the 1929 show has been received bythe campus as among the 'best pro¬duced since Dean Gale kicked in thechorus twenty-five years ago.Ballet RehearsesIn order to avoid any let-down af¬ter last week-end’s strenuous activ¬ities, daily rehearsals have been therule. The entire production now pre¬sents a more finished appearance thanbefore, and Mr. MacDonald, who hasbeen paying especial attention to thepony ballets, predicts that their actwill be smoother.If the necessry equipment can besecured, movies of typical dampusscenes and of members of the castwill be shown. Last week the moviecurtain upon which the pictures wereto be projected became entangled withthe front valance and was badly tom.The projector also failed to functionproperly.Blackfriars BanquetA banquet for all persons workingon the present production will be heldtonight at 5:30 in (Hutchinson Com¬mons, it was announced by AbbotCharles Wiamer. He al^ said 'that ifthe Undergraduate Board of Organ'-izations. Exhibitions, and Publicationsagreed, there was a possibility thatthe show would go on the road^ prob¬ably to Milwaukee, or that it mightbe given downtown.DISCUSS SOLUTIONFOR CLINIC FEUDThe establishment of pay clinics asa possible compromise solution to theChicago problem of free clinics andexorbitant medical fees will be dis¬cussed by Michael M. Davis, Ph. D.,today at 4:30, in Harper assemblyroom'. Mr. Davis, who is director ofmedical affairs for the Julius Rosen-wald Foundation, is lecturing underthe auspices of the Graduate Schoolof Social Service Administration.The dismissal of Dr. I.ouis E.Schmidt from the Chicago MedicalSociety for his connection with thePublic Health Institute, has project¬ed into the limelight a condition inChicago, which, according to Mr. Da¬vis, warrants serious consideration.His plan is to work through organiza¬tions already in existence, without cre¬ating any new medical institutions andto improve the quality of medical serv¬ice for people of moderate means.He emphasizes the fact that doctorswill be adequately paid and that therewill be no extension of charity service.Costigan and PetersonMilitary Day ChairmenLieutenants Daniel Costigan andArthur K. Peterson were named chair¬men of committees for Military Day,May 29, in Stagg Field. They will su¬pervise the firing of the opening sa¬lutes and the fifteen-round salute forMajor-General Frank Parker, com¬manding general of the sixth corpsarea, and will greet the twenty-onecompeting high school bands.I rwmiig'iilllliitiriiirilliPAge Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 17, 1929 i*'■■ t t ' % mm.ia% iiaro0ttFOUNDED IN 1*01OFFICIAL STUDENT NBWSPAPEK OF THE UNIVER8ITT OF CmCAQOPiiibliah«d Morninci, exMpt Saturday, Sunday and Monday, dorins tha AntnmikWlatar and Spring guartora by Tha Daily Maraon Company. Snbaeriptlom ratalM-M par yaar; by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single eopica, five canti each.Entered as second class matter March II, 190$, at tha post office at ChlMgo,Dlinaia, under the Act of March $, 1879.Tha Daily Maroon expreaaly resarres aH rights af pnhlicatian af any matarialappearing in this paper.Member of tha Westera Conference Presa AssadstianThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORHENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORDEXTER MASTERS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 6881 Untrersity Avenu«, LEXINGTON HALLTel^hones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Paric 9221MENChariss H. Good.Edwin I«yteMsraH G. Sal»mNarmaa E. QaOmaaBdpar OrsanwaldMm H. Hardtn ...News Bditar—News BAtarDarBBtarDay BditarDay Bditar.....Day BditarWOMBM■arrbt Hathaway Janiar EditorVnaallad Groan Janiar BdttorJ. Alison GlUwnay Fsatars BditarMorlnrfa (hihlll — —Ssfikaaiars BditarPearl Elaln So^omers EditorBarlsa B. Whita S^homora EditorMargaret Eastman Senior BsnsrterAlice Torrey -.Society Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTMauriao Liahasan Saphamare BditarJarttma Straaas Saphaaaara BditarEmnarette Dawson Wanmn’s BditarMarjacda Talman-Aasaeiata Waasaa's BditarBUSINESS DBPARTMEMTEarle M. Stocker —.AdrarMsiag ManayerRobert Niehdson Glrealidlan liaanyarLouis Forbrieh Circulation AMiataatWiiiiam Kincheioo -..Circulation AaaiatantLee Loventhal Locai OopyRobert Mayer Dawatawn Oapy.Fred Towslay Dawntawa Os^Abe Blinder Downtown CopyHobart Sh^iro Laaal Gayy.I'rpii, -aTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Enciyuragement of etudent imtiative in undergraduate activitymmd eeholareMp,f, Aj^ieation of reeeareh principles and abolition of gradee foreenior eaUege students.t. Promotion of undergraduate interest in leetwres, concerts,emhMts and other eampue cultural influencee,4. Erection of a field house.B. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Ineiitution of a Reading Period plan. OFFICIAL NOTICESLOCAL MISCELLANYThe closing performances of “Mr. Cinderella," the highly-cessful and much-liked Blackfriars production for 1929, will takeplace this week-end as scheduled. And the latter fact seems perfect¬ly agreeable to everyone, the Daily Maroon excepted. That thealumni of the Univrsity who have not the good fortune to be in Chi¬cago ^ould be deprived of seeing the show, when the road tripwhich would permit them to see it is such a patently easy undertak¬ing, is something to which the Daily Maroon cannot subscribe. Butthe road trip is evidently a closed issue to those who have the author¬ity to open it; wherefore, we’ll content ourselves with congratulat¬ing Blackfriars on the production of an excellent comic opera, andexpress the hope that this wek-end will prove as successful as thelast one.The Honor Commission of the University, or thnt part of itwhich will assume its duties next year, was elected yesterday bythe members of the Sophomore and Junior classes. It is a popularmisconception, if we may judge by the vast quantities of remarksand questionings with which we have come into contact, that anHonor Commission is out of place inasmuch as the Honor Systemwas abolished two weeks ago. But the method which supersededthat system, namely, the Proctor plan, will still require a body tohear the cases which the proctors submit; and that body is, of course,the Honor Commission; its agents have been changed hut its func¬tions remain as before, which explains the misconception as simplya matter of ambiguous terminology. Honor, oh, honor the success¬ful candidates.. Friday, May 17Radio lecture: “Christianity andRoman Imperialism.” Professor Shir¬ley Jackson Case of the Divinityschool, 8, station WMAQ.University chapel assembly, Pro¬fessor Rollo L. Lyman of the Schoolof Education, 12, University chapel.Public lecture (Graduate School ofSocial Service Administration):“Ability to Pay for Medical Serv¬ices.” Michael M. Davis, M. D., Di¬rector for Medical services, JuliusRosenwald fund, 4:30, Harper as¬sembly room.Public lecture (Downtown): “TheScientific Way of Life with WilliamJames as Guide.” Professor T. V.Smith, 6:45, Fullerton hall. Art In¬stitute.Saturday, May 18Meetings of the University RulingBodies:(jeneral Administrative Board, 9.Cobb 115.Board of University publications, 10.Editorial Room, Press building.Radio lectures: “Elementary Ger¬man,” Mr. Martin Kurath of the Ger¬man department, 11, station WMAQ.“'Elementary Spanish.” Mr. Bechtolt,1:30, Station WMAQ.Track meet: University of Chicago,Ohio State and Northwestern univer¬sities, 2:30, Stagg field.DOPE WISCONSINTO TAKE SECOND;MAROONS THIRD(Continued from page 1)In the mile run Dale Letts of Chi¬cago should experience his chief op¬position from Moe of Wisconsin, whohas been officially timed under 4:25.Such men as Follows of Wisconsinand Wolf of Northwestern will bethere if the leaders falter. Ohio Statehas a two miler. Baker who runs thelong grueling race under 9:45 andWisconsin places her hopes on hertrio of two milers Dilley, Goldsworthyand Folsom.If Hal Haydon rounds into shapebefore Saturday, Rocka.way of OhioState who ranks high in the timber-topping event may encounter unfore-Dr. Dorm Neveloff-BoderTelephone Plaza 5571Surgeon Dentbt1401 l^t 57th StreetCor. Dorchester Ave.CHICAGO, ILLUNIVERSnr LUNCHCHOP SUEYEIHb Avenue—^Actomfrom Snell HaUYesterday the Daily Maroon published in its open column acontribution which dealt in no uncertain and derogatory terms witha group of earnest students who comprise the Dramatic Associationof the University. The Daily Maroon’s editorial policy is in nowise reflected in the Athenaeum and, as is not infrequently the case,this publication is not too much in sympathy with the spirit of Mr.Farrell’s comments. We feel that definite progress hzw been madeby the Association since its start; that still more development mayhe made is only coo apparent. And, being optimistic by nature,we choose rather to reflect on the development than to dwell ex¬clusively on its shortcoming. It is well, though, that these latterhave been exposed, for it is only in the light of such criticismthat further expansion is inspired. The Daily Maroon feels that noapology is necessary for the contribution, except in its one or two ARE YOU GOINGTO BE ATEACHER?If 80, why not plan to teachin Progiiessive schools?THE EDGEWOODSCHCXX-. offers a Teach¬ers’ Training Course to alimited number of students.Eldgewood is a boardingand day school for boys andgirls from Kindergarten toCollege.Students may study, ob¬serve, and practice on theEdgewood campus, withthe reinforcement of studyat Columbia if desired.For further particularsaddressTHE EDGEWOODSCHOOLGreenwich, Connecticut seen competition. Coach Merriam be¬lieves that Haydon will be in the pinkby Saturday, a fact that shouldbrighten the hopes of Maroon follow¬ers.Behr vs. Klein in ShotKlein, the Maroon weight man whorecently put the shot 47 feet 1 Inchshould prove a disagreeable playmateto Sam Behr of Wisconsin. CharlesWeaver completes the trio of notableshot putters. Ujehelji of Ohio State,Dart of Northwestern and Boesel ofChicago may stage an Interesting bat¬tle for honors in the hammer event.Rasmus’ performances in the discushave been noteworthy in the past andhe may score five points for theBuckeyes. The most outstanding ja-FRATERNITYJEWELRY STATIONERYDANCE FAVORSSpies Brothers, Inc.27 E. Monroe StAt Wabash 5th FloorGARRICKEVES. AT 8:39 - MATS. AT 2:30Ths Musical Coasedr SaiashA CONNECTICUTYANKEEwith WILLIAM GAXTONEtcit Ermina; 76c tu $3.99Wed. Mat. 75c to $2.99Sat. Mat.. 76c to $2.59 velin thrower is Brown of Northwes¬tern who has been nearing the 175foot mark in practice.Northwestern’s chief strength liesin the pole vault in which Warne,Ingle and Lundberg will participate.In the broad jump, Portmess ofNorthwestern has been consistentlybettering the 23 foot mark. Root andLarson will dispute his claim to firstplace. There are no extraordinary en¬tries in the high jump, Collender ofFRIDAY NITE ISCOLLEGE NITEPrivate Room for StudentParties.SFE MR. MATELY Wisconsin having been injured in therecent duel meet with Northwestern,Sam Frey is expected to attribute afew points to Chicago’s total in thisevent.Leaves TobaccoTin as 41LtimeCalling CardCalgary, Alta.,^ March 4, 1928Larus & Bro. Co.,Richmond, Va.U. S. A.Gentlemen:While in Banff, Alberta, in 1909, Iclimbed Tunnell Mountain. 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And best of all, the price is only . . $11.50OH • • • OH • • • He Cmrefu.ltor you’ll find yourself ordering ALL FOUR colorsin this refreshing linen pump. Not that we woulddiscourage you, but have you seen our other sportsshoes? Beige, green, yellow, blue $11.50Yon Wonldjn^twear a patent high heeled slipper on a field trip,but you WOULD wear this swagger elk sportsOxford with lizard calf trim and like it! This shoehas rubber sole. Very suitable at $11.50WHy Notadd this tailored suntan one eyelet tie pump toyour footwear collection? Because it’s such a neatappearing shoe ... so adaptable to street wear, fthas a 2-inch Spanish heel. It is priced . . . $11.75' THe Question Hereis not WHETHER to get the shoe, but WHICHcolor to select! There are five pastel shades tochoose from. Blue, yellow, green, pink and burntorange. A slipper for informality $10.50FIFTH FLOOR, MIDDLE, WABASHYOUNG MODERN S’ SHOESTHE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, MAY 17, 1929 Page ThreeNet Team Defeats Michigan:State; Meets Iowa MondayThe TempestAnother sport that is beconiiiiRhighly liked on the I-M program isplayground ball. Fewer forfeits havetaken place this year, the competitionhas been better, and the interest man¬ifested in the game has been muchgrater than ever before.The game still remains, as it alwayshas been, mostly a battle between thepitpher and the batter. Pitchers withplenty of stuff need only a catcher andan infield at most. The distance be¬tween the pitcher and the batter’s boxseems much too short from the bat¬ter’s standpoint, while the pitcherwouldn’t hesitate to shorten the dis¬tance to about three feet.Be that as it may, the game is high¬ly interesting. For one thing, oppos¬ing pitchers often hook up in a closebattle. Often one run is sufficient towin. It has in many a game playedthis season. Still, the hitting has beengood, the fielding better, and the pitch¬ing superlative.* * *Iowa ought to get somewhere in theBig Ten baseball race from the waythey put on their act against the Ma¬roons Wednesday. Coach Vogel’s menarc ideally built for the game. A num¬ber of the player^ arc left-handedhitters, still another advantage. Andto make it unanimous, Twogood, theHawkeye hurler, is a capable work¬man.Nevertheless, Coach Crislers’ creware a game outfit. Few sophomorehurlers break into the pastime regu¬larly ,and ‘Wee Willie’ Urban deservesa lot of credit for the way he hascarried on as the principal Maroonhurler. Of course, he has displayedfaults usually evident in a sophomorehurler. But against this, he has turnedin .some creditable pitching perform¬ances. Coach Crisler’s men may notfinish in the first three this season,but he has developed a great teaminto a fairly skilful nine. The Maroonsare hovering close to the .500 mark,and with a few breaks, might havebeen above that mark.The team, by the way, hooks upwith the visitors from Japan shortly.The Nipponese took the measure ofIowa by a score of S-A and the lo-wans beat us 8-1. Evidently, the Ma¬roons are in for an interesting after¬noon.Talk of a Japanese opponent bringsto mind that next year the Maroonswill make their usual trip to the Ori¬ent, which takes place every five years.The foreign invasion has always beenlooked upon as one of the prize tripsany Maroon athlete can make. Com¬ing as it does next year, it providesan incentive for those men who havea chance to make the Varsity nextyear.Once upon a time, the Maroons wereabout the only college nine who visit¬ed the Orient. Years ago, it was con¬sidered as the piece de resistance onthe Maroon sport program. Of late,however, several Big Ten teams havevisited the far east. Illinois’ trip lastsummer is still fresh in the minds ofmany, while Michigan will follow thetrail this season. Then will come theMaroon invasion next year. Well, af¬ter 1930, the Japanese students oughtto be able to make up their mindsabout what’s what in college boys.Telephone H. P. 8080TERESA DOLANBEN SMITZDORFSchool of Dancing1208 E. 63r<l StreetMendar. Wedneedar and FridayBeainnen ClaeseaPRIVATE LESSOtTS ANYTIMETYPEWRITERSCLEANED REPAIREDSOLD RENTEDCASH OR TERMSPhone Pleza 2673PHILLIPS BROS.. 1214 E. SSth SlOpen TiU 9 P .M.Repeirt CaHed Idr & Delivered MAROON BASERAILTEAM LEAVES FORWISCONSIN GAMEKaplan Slated to HurlAgainst Cardinal NineIn Hard GameThe University of Chicago baseballteam will leave today for Madisonwhere they will meet the Cardinal ninetomorrow. This game w'ill be verycritical for Chicago as Wisconsinstands second in the Big Ten leaguewhile the Maroon w’inning streak wasabruptly and violently halted by Iowaearlier in the week.Captain Bob Kaplan will probablypitch against the Badgers and if hethrows the kind of ball that he has inrecent games the Wisconsinites will befortunate if hey approach the Ma¬roons. Chicago has suffered some¬what from an attack of erroritis in thegames ately, but Coach Crisler hastaken pains to inform the off endersof the error of their ways, and tomor¬row should see a team determined towin.Chicago has shown remarkableprowess at the bat all season andthough some really promising aver¬ages were given a boost the wrong di¬rection, the Maroons can still sportsome of the outstanding stick men inthe league. Lott, with his dead shottennis eye can break any pitcherj^heart by having his bat at just tneright place at the right time, with theproper amount of swing. Cooper isanother man that can stay above thethree hundreds generally and whoplaces his hits when they reallycount. Kaplan, breaking the rule thata pitcher cannot bat, has also with theexception of a few off-days, battedstraight and often. With a well bal¬anced and smooth working team, thereis no reason why Chicago cannot startanother winning rally off Wisconsin. NINE ENTRIES FORINTERSCHOLASTICALREADY RECEIVEDEntries are already pouring in forthe Track Interscholastic, to be heldMay 31 and June 1, it was madeknown yesterday. Many of the teams-which have competed in past yearswill again be represented, and a num¬ber of newcomers have been added. -Thus far Moosheart Academy, ofMooseheart, Illinois, has entered thelargest number of contestants. Twen¬ty-two are entered from this school,which last year won the title. Otherentries have been received from as farwest as Colorado and as far east ofMassachusetts.Salem, Mass., has entered one con¬testant. Sandwich, Ill., will be repre¬sented by eight, Blufton, Ind., by ten,Morristown, Tenn., by two. Fort Mor¬gan, Colo., by two, Delphi, Ind., byone, Blackwell, Okla., by eight, andOxford, N. C., by one. It is expectedthat sufficient entries will be receivedto make the largest track interscholas¬tic year yet held.CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED—Salespeople for 1929Cap and Govti. Leads furnished,commission paid. Call at LexingtonHall, noon or 2:30.HAVE OPENING FOR SEV-eral young men and women who cangive some time to profitable employ¬ment. Apply 2478 N. Clark Street.1924 CHEVROLET COUPE withrumble seat. Perfect condition. Leav¬ing town. 75.- Fairfax 6967.MALE HELP WANTEDSUMMER WORK for advancedstudent; real health-giving enjoyablevacation, $360 for 90 days. Call 1:30to 5 Saturday. Suite 1713, 100 W.Monroe Street. While a number of college teamswere busily engaged trying to get someplace in the Western Inter-Collegiatebeing held at the Chicago Town andTennis Club, the Maroon tennis teameasily defeated the Michigan Stateteam 6-0 yesterday afternoon. OnMonday the Maroons meet Iowa atIowa City.George Lott wasted very .little timeand went right after Pennington,Michigan State’s No. 1 man, and lick-. ed in two love sets in just abouttwenty minutes. The Davis Cup starwas in fine condition and did not workhimself overly much being content towin his points on perfect placements.nl the second singles match, “Scot¬ty” Rexinger battled Kane and finallybested him 6-2, 6-4 The Maroon soph¬omore’s drive was in good shape, buthis opponent picked up games onsome beautiful placements that wereout of Rexingers’ reach“Bill”, generally called wild, Calo-han, the Chicago captain came out tothe courts with the serious intentionof meeting one of Michigan State’smen but was sorely disappointed whenhe discovered that Swan, whom hewas supposed to have played, wascompeting in the Western Inter-col¬legiate and wouldn’t be able to getback in tim^ Calohan was ratherpeeved and took his vengeance in thedoubles.Heyman and Allison also camethrough with what were rather easywins. “Herb” has his drive down“pat” and played a real steady game,■going right through Bentley 6-1, 6-1.^Allison had a little harder fight but came through with a 6-4, 6-3 winagainst Jennings.In the doubles, Calohan and Rex¬inger played against State’s first teamof Kane and Pennington and turnedin some beautiful tennis to win 6-3,6-1. The Maroon stars took the netalmost all the time and played it splen¬didly. Calohan had his job workingand time and time again broke upState’s nice defense with that shot.Playing a nice backhand game, Rex¬inger was in the match all the timeand drove right through both of themembers of the opposing team manytimes for points.Starting out rather boldly, Allisonand Heyman went right after Bentleyand Jennings and won the first set6-3 and had the second 5-1 when allof a sudden their opponents came tolife and deuced the seventh game threetimes and finally won it. Bentley andJennings kept up their spurt and afterthe eighth g;ame had been deuced sev¬eral times came through to win it andmake the score 5-3. About this time“Herbie” Heyman decided that some¬thing was wrong and promptly wentto work and won a love game on hisown service, the game meaning thematch. His serve was practically per¬fect and caught State’s men flat-foot¬ed, the ball just catching the corners.On Monday the team travels downto Iowa City where they meet theHawkeyes in what should prove to bean easy Chicago victory. The Maroonmen should have no trouble annexingthe match and keep their slate clean.With the Conference meet rapidly ap- GOLF TEAM PLAYSWISCONSIN MONDAYWhat is considered one of thestrongest golf teams in years at Wis¬consin, will arrive here this week-endto meet the Maroons Monday. TheBadger team is led by C. Hunter Shel¬don, a senior from Rochester, Minn.,who is captain. He won his “W” ingolf three years ago, and returned tothe squad this year, together withthree other veterans.The Cardinal golfers will meetMichigan on the trip that takes themto the Windy City. Fred Mudge hasben practising with his team diligent¬ly and has high hopes of handing theWisconsin team a setback. The Ma¬roon captain and Klein have both beenshooting excellent golf and will causethe Cardinals a lot of trouble.proaching it looks like. Lott shouldcome through with an easy victory,and should “Scotty” Rexinger be theother finalist. Maroon fans would bemore than gratified. Chances are bet¬ter than even for an al-Chicago finalsin the doubles, but just who is goingto compose the teams has not yet beendecided. •PATRONIZE MAROONADVERTISERS31 N. State St., Chicago»55Specialsat our Clark Street StoreThese special suitings at $55-7-skillfullytailored by Jerrems to your individualmeasure—have a definite purpose:—to convince new customersof what fine clothes Jerremscan tailor at this low price.Handsome, long wearing tweeds worstedsand homespuns to choose from—springand summer weights. 140 South Clark,near Adams.Topcoats — 20% Off!Formal, Business and Sport Clothes324 South Michigan225 North Wabash at Wacker Drive - 71 East Monroe7 South La Salle - 140 South Clark —• near Adams The Last Chance!Coon • SandersOriginal Nighthawk OrchestraIS LEAVING THE BLACKHAWKI I noMay 19thHear TTiem Before They Go!Buddy FisherIIs Opening the 20thTaNITEThe Blackfriars are having an after theatertheater party with ail their stars presentSO DON’T FORGETAfter Blackfriars theBlackhawk!If-f.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, MAY 17, 1929STONE ACHEWhen your heart is beating wildlyAnd your tongue sticks like a glove—When you’ve diagnosed the symptomsAnd you know that you’re in love;When she treats you like a stoneEach time you’ve bravely told herThere’s only one thing left to doJust become a little BOULDER!G. H B.CAMPUS KIBOSH(or whoopee with the “p” left out,)LOCAL BOY MAKES GOODMr. William Read Harshe, whomsome of you wdll recall as the recentwdnner of the “Beau Brummell’’ con¬test, is now pictured on the billboardsalong with this yeast testimonial whichyour correspondent reproduces below\“Before eating Belchman’s Yeast Ihad never climbed a mountain. LastChristmas my uncle Oscar sent nje amountain which I put in the back yardas we have a very small apartment.That New Year’s Eve I ate a half ayeast cake on a wager. Since thatnight I have been climbing my moun¬tain daily. Only yeasterday (blockthat pun) I climbed three telephonepoles and a water spout. I find thatby feeding my three months’ old babyyeast and giving him a gallon of waterto drink daily, I can increase his chestexpansion one fourth of an inch.”* * «Mr. Hutchis, the new president ofthe University, in the Sunday Trib¬ une, deplored the /act that much men¬tion had been made of his youth. “Un¬fortunately,” he said, “I cannot doanything about it.”Don’t worry, Mr. Hutchins, don’tworry! No one ever heard of a uni¬versity president staying young forany great length of time, however, ifyou wish to age rapidly, try and figureout a w^ay for Chicago to have a win¬ning football team.LYMAN DISCUSSESCOSMOPOLITANISM(Continued from page 1)cage’s forty years of existence standher 300 years.Dr. Hugh Black of the U^nion The¬ological Seminary will conduct theSunday morning service in the chapel.Professor Black a graduate of Rothe¬say Academy inGlasgow, became pro¬fessor of Practical Theology at Unionin 1906. He has received a numberof honorary degrees from universitieshere and also from the University ofGlasgow in Scotland.The Metropolitan church choir willoffer a number of negro spirituals atthe Sunday afternoon musical programin the chapel.BUND ALLEY(Continued from page 1)days of old students exchanged greatthoughts over steins in a Heidelbergbeer garden, and today modern schol¬ars trade philosophic gems over cin¬namon toast and milk shakes in theCoffee Shop, but no one has experi¬enced the thrills and valus of vicariouseducation until he has heard Mr.Heald render Shakespeare over achicken salad at the Southmoor.TEACHERS with Dr. and Maaters De-Krees. Chemistry, Christianity and Greek,Math., Psychology, Home Ec., Eng. andLit., Jour, altd Eng., Phys. and Astr.,Business Adm. American Teachers Agency710 Old Colony Bldg., Des Moines, Iowa. Have You ReadThe Blind AlleyToday?Bobby MeekerandHis Orchestrain theVenetian RoomEvery EveningDine and DanceHOTELSOUTHMOOR67th at Stony Island Ave.W. C. KEELEY, Manager Fairfax 5100bmHyde Park BapliatChurchWmm4Uwm Au«.Norris L. TftteMsRoUand W. SchkxwbMinistersSUNDAY, MAY 1911:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Yonag FoopUa Charch CInh.6:00 p. m.—Group tea.7 :M p. m.—Dlseosston Chpsvfa.8:00—Evening worship plannedby young people.8:45 p. m.—Social hour. Uon O^den Ucxft ^ UlinttierSUNDAY, MAY 191 A. M.—“Body and Spirit.*’ '6 P. M.—Channing Club. Prof. Avery O. Craven wlil ^eakon “Some New Aspects of the Old South.”CHICAGO ETHICALSOCIETYA non-sectarian, religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAJCER THEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSUNDAY. MAY 1911 A. M.Dr. Horace J. Bridgewill speak on“HUMAN NATURE INRELIGION”Service broadcast by WCFLWave Length, 309,1 meters,970 kc.All seats free. V’’isitors cordiallywelcome. GOING TO CHURCHIS AN ESSENTIALPART OF ACOLLEGE EDUCATION CIvbt amrdiWaWUws •! MthREV. FRANCIS R. NITCHII^:30 a. m.—Holy Comnuinion.p:30 a. m.—Church School.— ill:00 a. m.—Holy Eucharist oril^tins and Sermon.5:30 p. m.—Evensong. Addrese.All students are welcome. Dailyjitfvicet.'t«! Iif hHyd# Park Presbytar-Ralph Marshall DavkMinwCer.Blackstone Ave. and S3rd St.10:00 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.5:30 p. m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Tea6:30 p. m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Meeting8:00 p. m.—Evensong UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinuter: Edward Scrybner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and Education.SUNDAY, MAY 19 'Sermon: II A. M.—Mister Wayne* Leyson “Magnaminity.”Wranglers 5:30 P. M.—A symposuim on “Spring Fever.”Mr. Wise will teach negro spirituals.HYDE PARK CONGREGATIONALCHURCHDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH. MinisterSUNDAY, MAY 19• Students Hear!10 A. M.—Bible Forum—Dr. A. Eustace Haydon “What isReligion.”I 1 o’clock.—Morning Worship. “Christian Morale.” Lord’sSupper will be observed.6 P. M.—Scrooby Club for Young People.Students Especially Invited.7:45 P. M.—Evening service in Dewhurst Hall.Refreshments.University Students Invited. EPISCOPAL! ITU OMTik WThm Rmimmmt. /OKM Hsiunr aopmai ». d..University Studts Pastor:. I Rev. W. C. Downer* ^ Assistantmnday: Holy CommunirMi, I a.ai.jkiid, (except 3rd Sundays) at 9:1Sa. m., also with sermon at 11 a. m.i Choral Evensong and sermon,p. m.oung People’s Society andiiipper, 5:30, P. M. on Sundays.^Students especially welcome,chapel services.)^ilyi St. Paul’s Chiirdifits MS OMhsaSwPariah Offiea: 4S46 Dorahaatar javww■Tai. OaklaaS IlSIREV. GEORGE H. THOMASRev. Frank R. MyersPev. Otis C. Jackson1Sunday SarvieaaHoly Conununion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:80 a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Eveuinf Serviee, S p. m.Young Poopise* floeliOy, • fw m. 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