♦V. • • J, '.J.'fr'*' ■' ■ A ■ ‘ ' t. ■'•f ‘'",T . > , ,V I 1>'.. .s, '• VH-V;- rf.''■ ■ .'■' *.*.V ’■?'■''■ ■ ' t-''’- v^’" ' '''~' '*'' ' *? r;l_i|i*p^'jp,»iiij|il^^i uipmip,• V“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE' ^ ]Bmiv iRarqon ! Hold senior classmeeting Friday.Vol. 28. No. 91. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY. APRIL 24. 1929 Price Five CentsAthenaeumEditor’s Note: The Athenaeumis an open column. This speaks foritself. WOODWARD TOADDRESS SENIORCLASS MEETINGA SUGGESTION FOR THEUNIVERSITYofBy James T. FarrellFrom time to, time this bestall possible universities offers in¬struction in just about everything:stenography, Shakespeare, publicspeaking, sight-saving, mortgages,elementary neurology, practice teach¬ing, library science, crime, Norse-Icelandic literature, office practicesand management, anthropology, ethi¬cal problems in Chicago, prayer, andnumerous other subjects. Daily, ourdear honor-loving alma mater is get¬ting bigger and better, improving itsmethods of instruction, the health ofits students and their living facil¬ities, the distribution of library books,even the switchboard over at thepress building. Trustees, president,dean, everyone is constantly on thelookout for methods and policies ofbetterment. Outline Proposed ClassGift; Mustache RaceStarts FridayDean Boucher, for instance, re¬cently conducted a mass meeting, andexplained to the eighty studentspresent the plans for the new dor¬mitories, asking them several timesfor suggestions: and I am certainthat he would have considered any,if they were offered. The Maroonconducts an Athenaeum column. Theadministration conducts a special de¬partment to inform the general pub¬lic of the noble work done by thistruth-loving institution. The profes¬sor at the head of the athletic de¬partment, stresses character as wellas ability, striving to give the com¬munity, not only healthy specimens,but also excellent Christians. No ef¬fort is spared, no expense withheldno opportunity left unexploited tomake our school even better thanthe best of all possible universities. Acting President Frederic C. ,Woodward, on the request of the Se- jnior council, has summoned a meet- |ing of the Senior class for Friday, iApril 26 at 11 in Mandel hall. Se-]niors, it is announced in an officialnotice to instructors, are to be ex¬cused from attendance at 11 o’clockclasses.Announce GiftThe meeting will be devoted to aformal announcement by ActingPresident Woodward of the giftwhich the Senior council contem¬plates presenting to the Universityat graduation on behalf of the class.Viewed as a distinct departure fromtraditional expressions of its kind,the gift will probably take the formof a special endowment fund. De¬tails are reserved for the meeting.That Mustache RaceImmediately following the meet¬ing all Senior men who are deeplystirred by the prospect of the fam¬ous mu.stache race are to congregatebefore Cobb hall, where Dr. Brad-fish, Reynolds club connoisseur of un-(fergraduate schnurrbarts, will fire apistol shot signalling the start of therace. The competition is scheduledto close pn the first night of theBlackfriars’ production, “Mr. Cin¬derella.” Prizes will be awarded byThe Daily Maroon. Spring Forge GoesOn Sale TomorrowThe Forge will go on sale to¬morrow. Saleswomen have beenrequested to report at the Phoe¬nix office any time after 8:30 tosecure copies. A twenty per centcommission will be paid the sales¬women and prizes of ten dollarsand five dollars will be given tothe two women selling the largestnumber of copies.Gladys Campbell, a member ofthe advisory staff of the Forge,and George Dillon, associate ed¬itor of Poetry, will read some oftheir poems over the radio to¬morrow evening at 7 from stationWMAQ. Miss Campbell and Mr.Dillon have both contributed tothis issue of the Forg.e and willread some of their selectionsfrom that. \Tittle Speaks atMethodist DinnerFriday Evening TICKETS PLACED; A Kind of Future THIRTY SCHOOLSON SALE TODAY Looms Ahead for REPRESENTED ATFOR FRIAR SHOW ‘BeauBrwnmelh'\^Q^ll LEAGUENoted Goodman ArtistDirects Work onStage Sets“WHAT DARROW HASTO TELL IS WORTHHEARING”—LOVETTRealizing this fact, and respectingthe deep and abiding sincerity of ev¬eryone concerned in conducting andand developing my honor-lovingalma mater, I have a suggestion topresent, which (I trust) they willgive their weighty and mature con¬sideration. I even believe (thoughthis is highly conceited) that theyshould compliment me, for my gift ismore important than, say that of theEvaporated Milk dealers mentionedin a recent bulletin of the publicitydepartment.My suggestion is this: that begin¬ning with the summer quarter,' the(University conduct a course in theDevelopment of a Sense of Humor.That such a course is needed on cam¬pus, cannot be disputed. For humoris the one relieving quality thatmakes life bearable, and its mostprofound function is to reduce ourown expense of self importance, toteach us to laugh at ourselves. Clarence Darrow, prominent crim¬inologist, will speak on “Crime andIts Treatment” tomorrow at 8 inMandel hall.According to Professor Robert M.Lovett of the English department,“Clarence Darrow is one of the mostnotable figures in American life. Hehas a belief in individualism for theindividual and socialism for society |which, perhaps paradoxically, makqsa consistent philosophy. He has al¬ways been known as a friend of theoppressed; and of late years his gen¬erous support of unpopular causesand persons has made him a sort ofTribune of the People. Personallyhe recalls those characteristics whichwe like to think of as distinctly(Continued on page 4)Though my proposition is axiom¬atic, nevertheless I shall present afew proofs why the University needssuch a course: the tea pourers whocongregate in the Tower everyThursday to settle deep and ponder¬ous problems of the drama—the in¬structor in education who statedthat the most significant problem ofmodern education was the markingof grades—the Mirror organizationwhich hasn’t even got the shanks topresent a good leg show—the com¬mittees that arrange for the annualdancing school parties at the SouthShore Country Club—the HonorCommission condemning dishoneststudents at an institution harboringfaculty members who sold their soulsin the recent Wilsonian crusade—thediving students whose noon-houryodeling will win them a box seatwhen the rOOOOOooll is called upyonder. FROSH COMMITTEEPOSTPONES DANCE;SETS NO NEW DATEBecause of lack of interest on thepart of members of the class, theFreshman dance, previously schedul¬ed for May 3 has been postponed.This time no definite date has beenset, but according to CharlesSchmidt, president of the Freshmanclass, it will probably take place thelast of May.' This decision came as a result ofaction of the Dance Committee,which stated that the Freshman fin¬ances were not able to swing a gooddance at the present time. It is an¬ticipated, however, that at the endof next month it will be possible togive a really first class affair. Dr. Ernest Fremont Tittle, leadingMethodist minister in the country,according to a statement made byProfessor William W. Sweet of theDivinity school, is to be the speakerat the Methodist Student dinner tobe held PViday evening at 6:30 inIda Noyes hall. David H. Stevens,assistant to the president, is to betoastmaster, and Dean Charles W.Gilkey of the University Chapel willattend.The dinner, the only Methodistcampus function of the year, is in¬tended for all Methodist students andI faculty members of the University,j Cards announcing it were sent outI early this week. Dr. Tittle’s address' will be the only one on the program,I which is to include a short musicali number.Famous Speaker-AuthorI Dr. Tittle, pastor of the First] Church of ' Evanston, is nationally; known as a speaker and author and: is al.so a leauer in educational fields.His most recent book is “The Re¬ligion of the Spirit,” published in; 1928, and in 1921 he wrote “WhatMust the Church Do To Be Saved.”He also regularly contributes articlesto the Chicago Evening Post andvarious other papers and magazines.Dr. Tittle is a trustee of OhioWesleyan and Northwestern univer¬sities, and is a member of Phi Kap¬pa Psi and Phi Beta Kappa. He re¬ceived his A. B. from Ohio Wes¬leyan in 1905 and his B.D. from DrewTheological seminary in 1908. Dur¬ing the war he spent six months inFrance with the army Y and partic¬ipated in the St. Mihiel offensive.Ticket Sale OpenedTickets for the dinner have beenplaced on sale at the UniversityBookstore, at the Reynolds club desk,at the Y. W. C. A. office in IdaNoyes hall and with members of thedinner committee. Reservations mayalso be made by calling Plaza 1491.Members of the dinner committee,including prominent Methodist stu¬dents and faculty members are Stan¬ley Corbett, Margaret Dean, Scott(Continued on page 4) Tickets for “Mr. Cinderella,” the1929 Blackfriars’ show, will go onsale today in the box office at 10:30in Mandel hall, announced ErnestStevens, manager of the box office.Prices have been reduced, the high¬est being $2.50 for main floor eve¬ning seats as compared with lastyear’s $3.00.Schedule of SeatsThe following is a schedule forboth matinee and evening perform¬ances: Evening, main floor seats, at$2.50 and $2.00; balcony seats forthe evening, $1.00 to $2.50; andboxes at $3.00 and $2.26. Matineeprices are $1.50 to $1.00 for themain floor, and $1.50 to $.50 forbalcony seats. The box office will beopen from 10:30 till 5 during thefollowing weeks.Wanted: More Men“More freshmen and sophomoresare needed on the Administrationboard,” stated Charles Warner, ab¬bot. “Men who have made the or¬der are wanted in this department asw'ell as those who are seeking admis¬sion. There is plenty to do. Reportat the Blackfriars’ office in Mitchelltower today for positions.Blackfriars have also announcedthat Leslie Marzov, scene painter anddesigner for the Goodman theatre,will direct the construction of stagesettings. - •OUTSIDE COACHINGACKNOWLEDGED BYCAMPUS DEBATERSIn acknowledgment of the aid re¬ceived by the debating team, thefollowing letter is addressed to TheDaily Maroon by George Pidot, amember of the team:The Daily Maroon: The debatingteam of the University, which re¬cently met Harvard, was frequentlyreferred to as self-coached. In viewof the length of time spent in prep¬aration, this is largely true. Therewere, however, certain men whograciously and willingly gaye theirtime and invaluable support. What¬ever appraisement one might makeof the results, they were made pos¬sible by the helpful criticism andsuggestions of these men. We grate¬fully acknowledge their coaching.Professor B. G. Nelson identified• (Continued on page 2) By Paul LocklinOne would imagine that the twowinners of the Beau Brummell con¬test sponsored by the Daily Maroonwould have a roisterous time untilJune 12 with all their pulchritudeand popularity. But in truth, the fateof Virgil Gist and Fred Turner, win¬ners in the Senior and Juniorclass respectively, was sealed yesCer-day when their victory was announc¬ed in the Daily Maroon.Clip Beaus’ PixAlready the women on campusare cutting oyt the pictures of theseBeau Brummells from yesterday’sDaily Maroon and placing them be¬fore their dressing mirrors in lieuof their former boy friends’ pic- Iture. From now on do not be sur¬prised if reports are received of !girls breaking their necks while jwalking backwards to soulfully gaze jwith longing glances at the broad jback and shapely head of a Beau |Brummell as he passes. j“There He Goes!”The collegiate crowd on campus Ipricked up its ears when the victorsin the male beauty contest were an¬nounced. From now on Virgil Gistand Fred Turner will sneak to classdown back alleys to avoid curiousmales who want to inspect a perfectspecimen of man. Within the nexttwo weeks these two men will be an¬swering) such questions as—“Do youuse Listerine Toothpaste to savemoney for buying camel-hair knick¬ers?” Whereupon a Beau Brummellwill probably say, “ ‘Mum’ is theword!” Why these two men willeven have to guard themselvesagainst freshmen who will raise theirtrouser legs to see if they are wear-;ing Paris garters.A Roty FutureBut even so, the Beau Brummells(Continued on page 4) Assembly to DiscussCurrent ForeignProblemsDR. YARROS REFUTESIDEA OF PROSTITUTIONAS SOCIAL NECESSITYEUROPEAN STUDENTAUTHORITY TO TALKAT Y. W. LUNCHfeONMathematical ClubSees Magic NoveltyBut my space is limited. If theUniversity is interested, I shall out¬line my idea in a future Athenaeumarticle. Mr. A. Rubinson, an undergradu¬ate at the University,,will entertainthe Junior Mathematical club atits meeting today at 4:30 in Ryer-son 37, with “A Magical Novelty.”Mr. Rubinson gave a short exhib¬ition at a previous meeting. “Thetricks were not mathematical butthey proved interesting enough fora repetition,” sai<i Ralph Sanger,president of the club. Gypsies Tell FutureTo Freshman WomenTwo gypsies from the Gypsy TeaRoom have been secured to read for¬tunes at the Freshmen Women’sclub bridge-bunco party which willbe held Friday from 3:30 to 6 in theY. W. C. A. room of Ida Noyes hall.The gypsies will be at the teathroughout the afternoon and willuse tea leaves to tell fortunes.The tea is being given under theauspices of the Freshmen Women’sclub council. Tickets may be secur¬ed from Doris Anderson, Viola Bow¬er and Sylvia Freideman officers ofthe council, Alice Carlson ticketchairman or any other council mem¬ber. The council urges all fresh¬men women to support the event. Dr. Walter Ko.tschnig, executivesecretary of the International Stu¬dent association, a branch of theWorld Student association, will bethe guest of the Y. W. C. A. at aluncheon tomorrow noon in the sun-parlor of Ida Noyes hall.Invitations have been seht to agroup of students and faculty mem¬bers to hear Dr. Kotschnig speak on“The General Student Situation inEurope”. As he is here under au¬spices of the National Councilof Christian associations and hasbeen active in Student Relief workbegun since the war, his message is/first hand. Branding as false the old ideathat prostitution was a protection tofamily life Dr. Rachelle S. Yarros,director of the Social Hygiene coun¬cil, in her lecture on “Prostitutionand the f'an ■ ' j;?-''..! "oph-onisba P. I ..i .. . . • . ^ i.’.“The Family” yesterday afternooncredited Josephine Butler with be¬ing the first 'crusader to advocate to¬tal abolition of prostiution.Dr. Yarros traced the developmentof prostitution from prehistoric daysdown to the last century in Englandand to Mrs. Butler’s attack upon thefamous Contagious Act of 1864. Ac¬cording to Dr. Yarros, Mrs. Butlerwas the first to adopt the modern at¬titude that the only way to treatprostitution and its accompanyingdiseases was to attempt to abolishit, not to subject it to governmentregulation.Conditions in the United Stateswill be taken up today in Dr. Yarros’second lecture, to be given in Cobb109 at 3:30. Fixing the war guilt, the recognitionof the new Papal State and the in-tei’national control of alcoholism willbe a few of the problems to be dis¬posed of by students from thirty col¬leges next week when 200 delegatesmeet at the University for a modelassembly of the League of Nations.Following exactly the procedure ofthe assembly at Geneva, the studentdiplomats, many of whom are nativesof the nations they will represent,will take up the major problems nowon the Geneva agenda. Because ofthe success of last year’s model as¬sembly at the University the sessionshave been extended to three days.May 2, 3, and 4.Harvard as FinlandAll fifty-five nations in the leaguewill have delegates. Harvard Uni¬versity, representing Finland, willbring up the alcohol proposal, whichwill be fought by the delegation fromTrinity College, Texas. The Univer¬sity of Illinois will represent Eng¬land in bringfing up the war blamequestion. The Papal State envoyswill be DePaul students, while Loyo¬la will speak for Italy, ValparaisoUniversity for France and MortonJr. College for the Irish Free State.Among the other colleges which willsend students are MassachusettsAgricultural College, College of theCity of New York, University ofWisconsin, Marquette, Lake Forest,Bradley, Northwestern, Rockford,Carleton, Ohio Wesleyan,,Washing-I ton University and Knox College.University students will be “observ-I ers” for the United States.I Indicates Growing Interestj Mandel hall at the‘University willI be laid out like the hall at Geneva.Miss Zelda Robbins, 1108 E. 53rdStreet., is in charge of organizingthe Assembly for the Undergradu¬ate Political Science Club at theUniversity. Professors Jerome Ker-win and Fred Schuman are facultyadvisers.The plan for the first session ofthe p- P’'ofes-sor S-.-huMian, Vvi^i b- a che^Contalueu oaGIVE TWO TALKS ONRESEARCH IN SOCIALSCIENCE PROBLEMSNitze Lectures toPhilological SocietyProfessor William A. Nitze, headof the department of Romance lan¬guages and literatures will speak on“Lancelot the Perfect Lover” be¬fore a meeting of the }*hiIologrical so-ciey to be held tonight, at 8 at 5712Dorchester. Professor Nitze is speak¬ing instead of Professor AlgernonColeman a swa.'' erroneously announc-in the Weekly calendar. President WoodwardMakes AnnouncementTo instructors in the Colleges:The request of Senior Classofficers for an important meet¬ing of all members has led me, to set aside for that purpose thehour from eleven to twelve in themorning of Friday, April 26. Ab¬sence from class attendance atthat hour is to be permitted formembers of the claas of 1929.Frederick Woodward,Acting President.Chapel ServiceA Memorial Service will be heldat the Chapel on the MidwrayMonday evening. May 6, at 8 p.m. for the Honorable Flora Syl¬vester Cheney, Representative ofthe Fifth Senatorial District. Two public lectures under the au¬spices of the graduate school of So¬cial Service Administration whichwill deal with juvenile delinquencyand schools for crippled children, willbe given tomorrow.Miss Jessie F. Binford, directorof the Juvenile Protective Associa¬tion, will lecture at 3:30 in Cobb109. Miss Binford is also a mem¬ber of the Illinois Association forCriminal Justice. During the warshe served on the war camp com¬munity service. She has had many! years’ experience in handing juven-I ile delinquents and their families.I Miss Jane Neil, District Superin-j tendent of Chicago Public Schoolsj will lecture on “Schools for CrippledI Children” at 4:30 in Cobb 108. Miss' Neil was the principal of the Spauld-i ing School for Children, one of the! largest schools for cripples, until she^ was appointed to her present posi¬tion.Dames Club HearsLecture on DiseaseThe University Dames club willhold its regular meeting Saturday at3, in Ida Noyes hall. Dr. I. HarrisonTrumpeer will be the speaker at themeeting. His subject will be “Exas¬perating Maladies Curiously Related—Hay Fever, Asthma and Eczema.”Mrs. E. J. Webster is now presidentof the club.\: ^14.. . ,Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24, 1929 "A-4lri< ■■—iatlg HaronttFOUNDED IN 1101I THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOI Publiahed morninKs, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, durins the Autumn,Winter and Sprint quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates1 IS.OO per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, live cents each.I{ Sintered as second class matter March 18. 1008, at the post office at Chicago,I Illinois, under the Act of March S, 1870.The Daily Maroon expressly reaervss ail rights of publication of any material. appearing in this paper.«Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORHENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORDEXTER MASTERS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTeleithones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Paric 9221MENNewa Editor.. .Newa EditorBobwt C. M«C«mMkIdward G. Bdllta Newa EditerDay Mtar.——Day EditorNonnaa R. Goldmaa—Bdcar Greanwald Day EditorDay Editor_J2ay EditorDay EditorWOMENHarriet HathawayBoaaliad Green ....Jaaior EditorJunior Editori. AUean Gibboney Featars EditorPranees A. Blodgatt. _Sopbomora EditorMarjoria CabHl SaphoaMra EditorPoarl Kkia Bopboiaera EditorMariM B. Wbita Soithomora EditorMargaret Eastman Smior BeportcrAlice Torrey Society Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTAlbert Arkuleo — Sephomore EditerMaurice Licbman SophoaMre fiditarJeriime Straues Sopbrnaore EditorEmmarette Dawaoa Weamn’s EditorMarjorie Toiman.-Aseeciate Wesaen’s EditorBUSINESS DBPABTMENTEarie M. Stoeker —Advartiaing ManagerRobert Nicholson Circalatien ManagerLouis Forbrieh Circulation AssistantWilliam Kincheloe Circulation AsaistantLee Loventhal -...Local ObpyRobert Mayer Pewutowa GwiPFred Towaley - nowatowa Oa^Abe Blinder Downtown CopyRobert Shapiro Local CagyTHE DAILY MAROCRI PLATFORM1. Enc<A^gfMnt of Btudont initiative in undergraduate aetivitgmnd eekolarehip.2. Apfdieation of reeearck prineiplee and abolition of gradee foreenior college etudente.S. Promotion of undergraduate intereet in leetwree, eoneerte,eeehibite and other oampue cultural influencee.4. Erection of a field house.5. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan.“STATION WMAQ ... THE FORGE”The Forge, the Weekly Calendar, and certain mildly surprisedlaymen have brought to our attention the fact that The Forge isto go on the air tomorrow evening at 7 over station WMAQ. Theprogram is to consist of a poetry reading with George Dillon andGladys Campbell doing the reading. Altogether those items con¬stitute an unusual story, for, in our knowledge, poetry readings overradio are scarce things, doubly scarce when given a college liter¬ary magazine, for the normal college literary magazine follows anormal passive existence.The Forge, however, has managed in its five years of beingto escape the normalcy of the usual literary magazine. Its contribu¬tions, in those five years, have come from every state in the Union,to say nothing at all of Honolulu and Finland. And its subscribers,while they are few, are at least, to quote Mr. Carl Sandburg, “wide¬ly representative.” When the University’s Poetry Club foundedThe Forge in 1924 it was with the purpose in mind of creating amagazine which should definitely not be simply the literary journalof the University. And it seems to us that the Poetry Club’s inten¬tion has been largely realized. Notable writers have appeared inThe Forge; and notable work from its pages has gone into morethan one anthology of American poetry.And so we commend The Forge’s initiative in giving a read¬ing over radio, and we are content in our belief that it will give anadmirable impression of the University. Whether the voices ofMr. EHllon and Miss Campbell will compete favorably with theslightly louder tones of Mr. Guy Lombardo and Miss Ethel Watersis something else again. But we approve the attempt.WHY NOT SUNDAY TENNIS?By dint of much looking around we have finally confirmed thereport that the University is to have some new tennis courts to addto its present infinitesimal amount. The new ones, we report, areto be located on Cottage Grove and 60th Street, are already wellon the way to completion, and will be a dozen or so in number.But with this news we cannot but revert again to the sad bus¬iness of the no-Sunday-playing rule. Viewing things in a pessimisticlight, the addition of more courts will mean simply that more courtswill lie idle each and every Sunday, while more students eager touse them must do the same. A week or so ago we queried thereason and meaning of the ban, and we got no answer. We re¬quest one. For on any grounds at all, unless it be that the AthleticDepartment wants its day of rest in the full sense of the term, wefail to see why the University tennis courts should not be used onSunday, The Quadrangle Club courts are used; and the publiccourts of the city are used. But the former are not permitted to stu¬dent use, and the latter are too far-away from the campus by a mileor so at the nearest spot.TTie current rule that there may be no Sunday tennis on Uni¬versity courts is stupid and unwarranted. That epitomizes ourstand. If there are circumstances in favour of a contrary attitude,we will be glad to hear them. But we have not yet. OFFICIAL NOTICESWednesday, April 24Radio Ldeture: “Christianity andRoman Imperialism,” Professor Shir¬ley J. Case, 8. Station WMAQ.Divinity Chapel, Mr. John ESder,11:50, Joseph Bond chapel. Children,” Miss Jane Neil, 4:30. Cohb108.Radio readings: “From the Forge,”Mr. George Dillon, 7, Station WMAQ.Public -Lecture: (Graduate Schoolof Social Service Administration):Dr. Rachelle Yarros, 3:30, Cobb 109.Meeting of the Board of SocialService and 4Office ofDean of the Chapel,Junior Mathematics Club: “A Mag¬ic Novelty,” Mr. A. Rubinson, 4:30,Ryerson 37. ^Missionary Furlough Club, “Com¬munity Work in Persia,” Mr. John•Elder, 7:30, Common Room, SwiftHall.Faculty Women’s Luncheon, 12,Ida Noyes hall.Scandianavian Club, “SomeGlimpses of Life in Stockholm,” Mr.Nilles Lindholm, 7:45, Ida NoyesHall.Philological Society: “Lancelotthe Perfect Lover,” Professor WilliamA Nitze 8, 5712 Dorchester Avenue.Thursday, April 25Radio lecture: “Christianity and Ro¬man Imperialism,” Professor ShirleyJ. Case. <8, Station WMAQ.Divinity chapel. Professor Robinson,the Chicago Theological seminary,11:50. Joseph Bond chapel. Public lecture: (Divinity school)“Science and Religion,” Professor J.Y. Simpson University of Edinburgh.Scotland, 4:30. Joseph Bond chapel.Bacteriology club, “Some Bacterio¬logical and Seriologiccil Studies ofUndulant Fever,” Katherine M.Howell, M. D., Michael Reese Hospi¬tal. 4:30, Ricketts 1. *Public lecture: (downtown) “Thom¬as Jefferson,” Associate ProfessorCraven, 6:45, Fullerton hall, Art in¬stitute.OUTSIDE COACHINGACKNOWLEDGED BYCAMPUS DEBATERS(Continued from page 1)himself with the venture from thestart and saw it through to a success¬ful finish, Mr. Harry Rosenberg andMr. Hoover, practising attorneys ofChicago and University alumni,kindly helped us, as did ProfessorBurtt and Dean Moon. Yours sin¬cerely, (Sreorge Pidot.Dr. Dora Neveloff>BoderTelephone Plaza 5571Surgeon Dentist1401 East 57th StreetCor. Dorchester Ave.CHICAGO, ILL.Public lecture: (The Graduateschool of Social Administration). MissJessie F. Binford, Director, JuvenileProtective Association. 3:30, Cobb 109.Public lecture: “School for CrippledTelephone H. P. 3080TERESA DOLANBEN SMITZDORFSchool of Dancing1208 E. 63rd StreetMoimUj, Wednesday and FridayBeginners ClaaaeaPRIVATE LESSONS ANYTIMEUNIVERSITY LUNCHCHOP SUEYEllis Avenue—Across' ffdm Snell Hall SAWYER'SdHyuiin/ZEPHYR-WEIGHT RAINWEARTHE very latett wet weather protection“ for college men and women.“ Forain ” garments are made of ballooncloth rendered abtolutely waterproof bythe famout Sawyer process.Light Weight: Comfortable : PliatUSee Sawyer's "Forain” Coat. GolfBlouse, Sport Shirt, Fishing Shirtand complete auit for apeedboatracing at your favorite shopsH M SAWYER^ 6c SONEAST UMBRIDOt MASSHrm V«ra N- V I' A Dayton Steel Racquetadds^ 20% more SPEED to your gameA i^oijktnan can be no betterthaHjhis tools. A tennis playercan be no faster than hisracquet. The Dayto*?. is thefastest.Perhaps you can’t teach someold dogs new tricks—but thenew generation turns always tothe rising mode, to the modeof whip-steel speed. It asks forall - steel in its roadsters, itsairplanes, its tennis racquets.DAYTONAS MODERN Certified laboratory testsprove that the Dayton SteelTennis Racquet has 43% less airresistance than the averagewood-and-gut racquet. Theyprove further .tfiat the sameeffort drives a ball 20% fasterwith ft, Dayton. 'And that extra 20% givesyou the jump on speedier play¬ers. Dayton Steel Racquet Co.,Dayton, Ohio.RACQUETAS AVIATION Financial StatementDAILY MARCX)N 1928-29Statement of Income and ExpendituresOctober 1, 1928 to March 31, 1929IncomeCirculationAdvertisingDisplay 9051.13Classified 224.03University of Chicago SubsidyUnaccounted for (net)Exp«idituresGeneral AdministrationSalaries ‘CommissionsCirculation 94.21Advertising 1 18.64DiscountsStationery, Suppleis,ElxpenseRental ofTypewriters (12)TelephonesAuditing FeesOperating ElxpenseePrintingElectrotypingCutsDepartmental ElxpenseElditorial and SportsDepts. 179.84QrculationDept. 130.84BusinessDept. 371.68Social ElxpenseWisconsin TripMichigan Trip. FootballTickets 117.50LessReceipts 85.00Mirror TicketsFlowersPinsBanquet 47. )0LessReceipts 17.50 29.50Net IncomeLess Reserves (See Balance Sheet)Elstimated Surplus 1344.849275.16570.00.49 11,190.491972.70212.85125.75232.88248.6242.0550.005193.22157.87131.93 2884.85682.36 6165.3826.4040.0032.506.0013.0035.70183.10 9,233.331,967.16797.331,159.83DAILY MAROON 1928-29Balance Sheet March 31, 1929AssetsCashAccounts Receivable 1 16.74Display Advertising 1540.77Classified Advertising 25.65Circulation 74.00Personal WithdrawalsLouis Engel 100.00Robert Fisher 100.00 200.00 1840.421957.16LiabilitiesReserve for Bad Debts 668.46Sinking Fund 128.87 797.33Estimated Surplus 1159.83Notes:(1) The reserve for bad debts, $668.46, is 25% of out¬standing accounts plus known bad accounts. Thisfigure is purposely estimated high to provide for un¬expected losses.(2) The sinking fund is 10% of the estimated net profitafter the deduction of the reserve for bad ^ebts.(3) All accounts to date are paid in full.Robert W. Fisher,Business Manager.Chicago meets Pur->due in second confer¬ence tilt. Boilermakers cometo Midway %vith good. record.THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 24. 1929 Page ThreeThe TempestDown at Illinois Coach Craig Rubyhas been putting in a summer orrather'spring session with his bas¬ketball men. For the last weeks hefirst emphasized the fundamentalsof the game and stressed defensivework. The men out for th squad willb given a two day rest and the prac¬tice session will close with one fullweek of scrimmage.The Universit yof Michigan hasalready sent out over 500' invita¬tions to high schools in Michiganand nearby states for the Wolver¬ine’s twenty-ninth interscholastic out¬door track meet to be held May 10and 11. These games have beenhid annually since 1898 except in1917 and 1918 because of the war.A comparison of the records in1898 and those of the last few yearsv-’ft ce-c that every single mark hasbeen bettered. The mark in thefirst games for the pole vault wasnine feet, while now it is twelve.The high jump has been bettered byalmost a foot and a half. In therunning events the 100 was won ineleven seconds, the 220 in 23.8, the400 in 56.4, the 880 in 2:21.2, andthe mile in :18. The records forthe last years are 21.4 for the cen¬tury, 50.4 for the 440, 21.4 for the220, 4:33.5 for the mile.Which reminds us that all alongthe Intramural season has begun inthe national pastime. And despitethe huge sums that have been takenin at the gates the game, we assureyou, still smacks of an amateur odor.To see campus loaders in the undig¬nified position of lying on the groundgrovelling for dirt certainly furnish¬es one with much amusement. Thatis if you don’t laugh out loud infront of the unfortunate person’sfraternity brothers.We have heard many complaintsabout the ball beings as big as aballoon and from the way some ofhtse pitchers have been blowing upit must be a balloon. Another fea¬ture of this intramural baseball sea¬son is “ Strong Man” Wally Hebertwho nonchalantly walks over andpulls the bases out of the ground atthe end of a day’s games. We un¬derstand that he has had several of¬fers from some of the leading cir¬cuses but is holding out because hefeels he can make a wonderful circus out of the material he has comeacross while watching these I. M.games.Right new the cla.ssiest pitcherseen this year is “old and Relliable”Irv Goodman who gets fat on teas¬ing along fraternity boys. Irv hasreally got more stuff on that ballthan anyone we’ve ever seen throwan indoor at this school. The otherhalf of the “Mac’s” battery is noneother than “Germany” Jack Scheerwho is about the best backstop inthis institution. It really is a pleas¬ure to see that old battery work—bah—hope we don’t meet the bumsuntil the finals. We understand thatif the Macs win their league and gointo the quarter fi.nals Irv is goingto take Jack along as a bodyguard, jNot a bad idea at all. IMaid-Rite ManagerEntertains CagemenFourteen members of the Univer¬sity basketball squad, including Vir¬gil Gist, captain, and Coach Nor-gren, were dinner guests of Mr.Driesen, manager of the Maid-RiteSandwi.sh shop, and his wife, lastnight.GARRICKEVES. AT 8:30 - MATS. AT 2:30r The Mudical Comedy SmashA CONNECTICUTYANKEE. with WILLIAM GAXTONEvery Evening 75c to t3.00Wed. Mat. 75c to $2.00Sat. Mat.. 75c to $2.50 PURDUE NINE INVADES MIDWAYMAROONS TACEEPURDUE AT HOMEIN BIG TEN TUTKaplaii to Take Mound forChicago AgainstBoilermakersThe Maroons will parade their base¬ball wares before the home folk thisafternoon at 3:30 on Greenwood fieldwith Purdue furnishing the opposition.Captain Bob Kaplan is being held inreadiness as the Maroon hurler, al¬though George Lott may dr^v tficassignment.The Boilermakers have a powerfuloutfit, as the records authentically in¬dicate. The I^fayette nine has al¬ready crashed through for eightstraight victories, the last two at theexpense of Ohio and Northwestern,and consequently. Ward Lambert’sproteges are figuring to annex theMaroon scalp as well.Limbering UpCoach Crisler sent his men througha long workout yesterday afternoon,and the team ought to be fit for itssecond conference fray this afternoon.The weather has been balmy and justto.the liking of the ball players, sothat sore muscles are liccoming quitelimber. The \'arsity put plenty ofpep in its workout and feels certainof giving Purdue a real fight.Whoever does the hurling for Chi¬cago is in for a busy afternoon ac¬cording to the Purdue batting aver¬ages. Mills, third baseman, and lead¬ing hitter of the team, will not be inthe lineup, a desiiatch from Lafayettestated, but there are iilenty of othermen who have been slugging the ballhard. Welch, (.'araway, and Harme-son are some of the dangerous hittersin the Purdue lineup.Lott May PitchChicago’s lineup will have fewchanges from that which opened upagainst Indiana. Wingate may re¬place Cahill as backstop, as he haslieen working out steadily. If Lottdoes not pitch, he will remain at hisregular post, shortstop. Urlian maybe .seen in center if Kaplan pitches.Urban’s hitting ability practically rateshim a regular position when he isnot on the mound. Pierce, llolahan,and Cooper comprise the remainderof the infield,’ with Bluhm, Fish, andTipler in reserve. Sports World Puzzles OverDrake Relay Individual WinnersWho will win the 100 yard dEish,the pole vault, shot put, broad jumpand other individual events on theprogram at the twentieth annualDrake Relay carnival at Des MoinesApril 26 and 27? That is the bigindoor sport of the hotstove leagueat the present time.Here is a little dope-on the in¬dividual events:100 Yard Dash—Bound to be thefeature race of the whole programchuck full of thrilling events. The100 yard dash will literally and fig¬uratively be the “Dash of the Cen¬tury,” with such outstanding sprint¬ers competing as Claude Bracey ofRice Institute, national championwho has been timed in 9.4 and 9.5seconds this spring; Jack Elder ofNotre Dame, last year’s Drake relayPercy Williams, Olympic sprint title-holder; George Simpson of OhioState, Big Ten champion; Meier ofIowa State, Big Six champ; Parksof Drake, Missouri Valley titlehold-er; Root of Chicago, Leland ofTexas Christians, Timm of IllinoisTolan of Michigan and Wilcox ofKansas. Bracey has the edge, ac¬cording to most dopesters, but hemay have to break the world’s recordto win from Elder, Simpson and Le¬land.Pole Vault—A new Drake recordis certain in this feature field event,and a new world’s record is a pos¬sibility. Canby of Iowa and Warneof Northw’estern are almost certainfinishers, and one g^uess is as goodas another as to the winner. Warnehas vaulted a quarter of an inchhigher than Canby. Each has wonone duel between them and two havebeen tied. Otterness of Minnesota,Harper and McDermott of Illinois,Soults of Iowa State, McAtee ofMichigan State w'ill go over 13 feetand may surprise the dopesters.Shot Put—The hottest competitioniihaginable is predicted for the shotput. Behr of Wisconsin, Howell of0|klahoma, White of PittsburgTeachers, Walsh of Notre Dame,Lyon of Kansas Aggies and Forwardof Iowa each look like possible win¬ners. White’s record of 48 feet 9inches made in the 1928 Relays islikely to be badly cracked after thisgroup gets through heaving the shotApril 27.120 Yard High Hurdles—As greatan array of classy high hurdlers ashas ever appeared at the Drake Re¬lays will perform this year. Kane ofNuim-Du^Ohe cAnkle-ilashiomdQxfordIt’s a safe bet that any man will feelbetter dressed and look better dress'ed in Nunri-Bush Oxfords. They're •An\k'Fashioned—no gapping at theI ankle, no slipping at the heel.Nunn Bush Shoe Stores42 N. Dearborn St.32 W. Jackson Blvd115 S. Clark'St.Chicago, ill. Ohio Wesleyan, national intercol¬legiate champion; Rockaway, win¬ner at the Illinois relays; Haydon ofChicago, Big Ten indoor champion;Lamson of Nebraska, who won theTexas relays in the record time of14.8 seconds; Carmen of Oklahoma,Big Six champion indoors; Allisonand Baling of Iowa, O’Brien of No¬tre Dame, Rodgers and Sentman ofIllinois, Warner Taylor of Grinnell,Hager of Iowa State, Noreus of Pur¬due and Crooks of Ohio State areall possibilities. Kane, Lamson, Hay¬don, Hager and Rockaway would begood bets. ,Discus Throw—A new world’s record in the discus throw is a real pos¬sibility when Rasmus of Ohio State,Howell of Oklahoma, Mitchell ofIowa and Baldwin of Texas meet atDrake. Rasmus came within four¬teen inches of the record at theSouthern Methodist relays, butHowell is just as likely to hurl theleaden platter to the far comers ofthe stadium infield.Broad Jump—Here’s where an¬other Drake relay record feels it¬self in danger of toppling into theway of all records.Two young men who are Sopho¬mores, Gordon ot Iowa and Port-mess of No|ii»iyestern, are beinggroomed for place. Gordon, amember of Ain(i|rica’s Olympic team,has a record of 24 feet 11 1-2 inch'es,while Portmess has Already made 24feet 71-2 inches at the SouthernMethodist Relays this spring. Simonof Illinois, Larson of Wisconsin,Thompson of Nebraska, Rourke ofNotre Dame and a host of other Michigan Athlete toWin Three LettersJoseph Truskow'ski', Detroit, all-Conference end on the last Mich¬igan football team. all-Conferenceforward on the last basketballteam, and Varsity catcher on thebaseball team will be another ofthe few Wolverine athletes whowon three letters during a schoolyear. Truskowski is virtually cer¬tain of his award in baseball andhe has already won his insigna infootball and basketball during thisschool year.Previous to the present yearBennie Oosterbaan won three let¬ters a year for three years. Dur-the 1924-25 season no Wolverinewon three letters, but during thethree years before 1924-25 HarryKipke won letters in three sportsfor three years. Kipke, Ooster-haan and Truskowski wpn all oftheir letters in football, basketball,and baseball. EIGHT GAMES AREPUYED ON l-MBASEBALL CARDstars will give them plenty of com¬petition.Javelin Throw—Take your choiceof Bartlett of Albion, national inter¬collegiate champion in 1928; Rine¬hart of Indiana, Big Ten championand second in nationud ranking; andEarl Bevan of Emporia Teachers,who beat both Bartlett and Rinehartat the Texas relays. Herman andHammon of Southern Methodist arealso possibilities to win first place.High Jump—Shelby of Oklahoma,last year’s winner at Drake; Weberof WEishington, Trimble of Illinois,Gebhardt of Indiana, Jester of James(Continued on page 4) C. T. S., Mac«, and PhiB. D! Win byLarge ScoresYesterday afternoon’s I. M. ballcard saw some very close foughtbattles, the scores being:Phi Pi Phi—13.Tau Delta Phi—3.Sigrma Chi—10.Phi B. D.—24.Alpha Delta Phi —14.D. K. E.—12.Macs—10.Macs—10.C. T. S.—11.S. A. E.—1.Phi Delta —3.T. K. E.—6.Delta U.—2.Z. B. T.—«.Phi Lambda Phi—9.Sigma Nu—0. *Blake —1.Alpha Delt Phi 14; Zeta Beta T., 8In a game that lost its interestafter a hectic fifth inning in whichthe Alpha Delts scored five runs,the hard fighting Zeta Bete squadhad to bow to the fast Alpha Deltteam, last year’s league champions.Score Alpha Delt, 14; Zeta Bete, 8.The winner’s star was McRoy, pitch¬er who scored three tallies himself.Delta Kap Ep, 12; Pi LamhJI^Phi^Showing a superior style of play¬ing, and better team play than their(Continued on page 4)Weighed... and foundworthy■By General Student Opinion andWE HAVE PROVED OUR Choice!WORTH!!This is the Reason.SpecialsBeef Lettuce Tomato and Mayonnaise on Toast 25c‘-‘Campus Dainty” Egg Salad and Minced Ham on Toast 25ciree Deck Sandwich Corned Beef-Lettuce and Tomato on Toast 25cBran and Raisin Waffle with Coffee 30cNIVin “OUR“MAID-RITE FAMOUS”SANDWICH” 15c•T i ‘A Sandwich Immense”CALL us—PLAZA 5551—WE DELIVER' 'A’VTHEMaid-Rite Sandwich Sh op,1324' E. 57th ST.Between Kenwood and KimbarkPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24. 1929Sports World Puzzles Over A Kind of FutureDrake Relay individual Looms Ahead forI “Beau Brummells”(I'ontinucd from sports pafite)Millikin, Sullivan of Southern Meth¬odist, Perkins of Texas and Bevardof Nebraska are all in the running.Shelby looks best.Two Mile Run—A great race iscertain in this event, with a newDrake relay record more than a pos¬sibility. Abbott of Illinois has adecided edge, since he is in the BigTen indoor and outdoor championand a member of the AmericanOlympic team. He will be closelypressed, however, by Captain PYaz-ier of aKnsas, Fields and Claphamof Indiana.EIGHT GAMES AREPLAYED ON 1. M.BASEBALL CARD(Continued friun sports page)opponents, the Dekes came throughon the big side of the score in agame with Pi Lamb in the Alphaleague tourney yesterday afternoon.Macs, 10; Sigma Nu, 0In one of the worst run-aways ofthe season so far the Macs withtheir shifty, fast moving team shutSigma Nu out while they garnered10 tallies.FRATERNITYJEWELRY STATIONERYDANCE FAVORSSpies Brothers, Inc.27 E.At Wabash Monroe St5th Floor’’Tht Buiimen Collet* wtth «Unireriity Atmosphere"Prepare for a business career atthe only Business College in iheWestwhich requires every student to be atleast a 4-year High School graduate.Beginning on the hrstof April, July,October, and January, we conduct aspecial, complete, intensive, three*■ieacht* eevree in stenographywhich is open toC«lleg« Gradoatts and'' Uadergradnates OnlyEnrollmenlt for this course must bemade before the opening day—pref¬erably some time in advance, to besure of a place in the class.Stenography opens the way to iade-pendence, and is a very great help inany position in life. The ability totake shorthand notes of lectures,sermons, conversation, and in manyother situations it a great asset.Bulletin on request.No Solicitors EmployedPAUL MOSER. J. D. Ph. B.. President116 South Michigan Avenuet2th FloorRandolph 4347 Chicago, IllinoisIn the Dey School GirlsOnly ere Enrolled(3^04 B) *“Don’tbelike thatWhat’s the use of getting thegood suit pressed for a date ifthe rain is going to make itlook like a wet sack beforeyou arrive? None whatever.But if you put on your FishBrand Slicker your clotheslook precisely as well whenyou get there as when you start.A real Fish Brand Slicker isgood-looking too. It has setthe campus style for years.And it will stand any amountof wear and rough usage. Lookfor the Fish Brand label.A. J. Tower Company, Boston,Massachusetts.. ERNST ROEHLK5809 Harper Ave.Phone Hyde Park 8282ARTIST - PHOTOGRAPHER ] (Lontiiiucd from page 1): have a rosy future ahead of them,j They may even get to endorse theFat Emma Cigarette. Sign boardsthroughout the country may proclaimto the tourists that Virgil Gist andFred Turner of the University owetheir good looks to the toasted-in-the-wood mellowness of the Fat Em¬ma cigarette.Possible movie fame ana tne glam¬our of Hollywood lies before theibeauty kings. Richard Bartelmessand Charles “Buddy” Rogers, a frat¬ernity brother of Virgil Gist, roseto plenary radiance through winninga beauty contest. It is also said thatBen Turpin won a beauty prize atPumpkin Center, Iowa, which boost¬ed him toward stardom. If VirgilGist and FYed Turner register wellon the movietone, soon the reiverscreen may see our heroes in a pas¬sionate love scene with Greta Gar¬bage.The Beau Brummells are loose oncampus. Girls will try to makethem fall just to prove that theyhave “It.” Wotta life these men arefacing. TITTLE SPEAKS ATMETHODIST DINNERFRIDAY EVENINGI (Continued from page 1,I P. Hauser, Walter P. Kincaid, Pauli Locklin, Edwarda Williams, MarjorieI Williamson, Charlotte Abbey, Thom-' as P. Goodrich, Charles Swan.Charles Good, Professor William W.Sweet, Ernest C. Colwell, MerrittParkinson, Mr. and Mrs. David H.Stevens, Lawrence Smith, and Stan¬ley McKee. will be delivered. Following this thepresident of the assembly will beelected, and will address the assem¬bly. The meeting will close with areport on the work of the councilsince the last session of the Assem¬bly.“This assembly is one indication of a remarkable growth of interestin international affairs on the partof our youth,” ‘said Professor Ker-win. “The fact that these delegatesare paying their own expenses fromsuch distant colleges indicates aneagerness to accept the challenge ofserious discussion.”WHAT DARROW HASTO SAY IS WORTHHEARING—LOVETT(Continued from page I)American—good nature, • humor,sportsmanship, sympathy and cour¬age. He has made a special, onemight say a practical, study of crimei and the criminal, and what he hasto say on this as on other subjects iswell worth hearing.”THIRTY SCHOOLSREPRESENTED ATMODEL LEAGUE(Continued from page 1)president of the council will deliverthe opening speech, and then a com-mitte will be elected to report on thedelegates’ credentials. Committeeswill be selected, and the first reportsWITCH KITCH INN'Where The ^^tchery of Good CookingLores”6325 Woodlawn Ave.A GOOD Table D’Hote Luncheon for only 40c.Served II to 2 P. M.Afternoon Tea 2 to 5 P. M. May the 12th- - ISMother’s DayNo gift can possibly please motherhalf as much as a new portrait of your¬self, neatly framed.Special ^5.00Daguerre StudioOfficial PhotographerCap and Gown 1929218 S. 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APRIL 24, 1929 Page ThreeThe TempestThat inter-sorority baseball is oneof the greatest games on the face ofthe earth is being rapidly provenby bits of news that manage to findtheir way into Northwestern’s dailypaper of the happenings of thesemaidenly encounters, or what haveyou.In a recent game Alpha Phi de¬feated Alpha Omicron Pi by themaidenly score of 22-19, and we un¬derstand that each side made twohits. A" further humorous note wasstruck by Mary Allen, who is incharge of the tourney. She says:“Each team is responsible for hav¬ing its own bats and balls and ref¬eree.” Quite a game, eh? Bring yourown referee!Which among other things remindsus that for a while down at Cham¬paign each house would bring itsown referee along. Don’t laugh. Thesystem worked out beautifully, as amatter of fact it was too perfect forsome of the referees would to be sohonest that they would be too hon¬est and as a result would “gyp”their own teams out of victories thatwere rightfully theirs. And that isthe truth, believe it or not.And here is an interesting news-note from the University of Wis¬consin, where they are preparing towelcom eEric Lambert, who captain¬ed and stroked the famous sophomore crew of Columbia University in1927. The former Columbia oars¬man is coming as the guest of “Mike”Murphy, the Badger’s young crewcoach. PURDUE BEATS MAROONS 4 TO 1CHICAGO DROPS SECOND BIGTEN GAME; URBAN OUTPITCHESGROSS WHILE TEAM-MATES FANMidway Team Fails to Come Through With Bases Loadedin Second, Fourth and NinthInningsBEG YOUR PARDON!The (port* staff of the DailyMaroon most humbly apologizesfor the way these scores of Mon¬day’s games were run. It’s all“Harry’s” fault.Phi Phi Phi, 13; S. A. E., 1.C. T. S. 11; Blake Hali, 7.Sigma Chi, 10; T. K. E., 6.Phi Beta Delta. 24; D. U.. 2.Alpha Delta Phi, 14; Z. B. T., 8.Tau Delta Phi, 9; Phi DeltaTheta, 3.D. K. E. 12; Pi Lambda Phi 9.Macs, 10; Sigma Nu, 0. Failure of the Maroons to hit inthe pinches cost them their secondconference tilt against Purdue yes¬terday afternoon. Urban had thebetter of Gross in a pitchers’ battle,the Boilermakers making only twoearned runs of the sophomore hurl-er, but Chicago failed to dent any ofGross’ offerings./The Maroons had the bases filledin the second, fourth, and ninth inn-,ings and couldn’t deliver. Gross boredown effectively, forcing the Chi¬cago hitters to pop up or ground out.In the eight inning, Kaplan andCooper combined to score the Ma¬roons’ only run.Purdue got their two runs in thesecond on Wingate’s wild throw toCooper in an attempt to catch Cara¬way off the bag. In the seventh, theBoilermakers found Urban for fourhits and two more runs.First InningPurdue: Lott threw wild pastfirst trying to get Creamer and therunner pulled up at second. Lyle sac-I rificed. Urban to Pierce. Holahani threw out Harmeson,, Creamer hold-j ing third. Welch fanned. No runs.One hit.I Chicago: Holahan bunted in frontof the plate and was thrown out .byKugler. Gross threw out Knowles.Kaplan bounced to Welch. No runs.No hits.I^econd InningURDUE: Haberer singled to left.Caraway walked. Ramby sacrifficed.Urban to Pierce. Wingate threw theball into left field in an attempt tonip Haberer off third and both run¬ners scored. Kugler was thrown outby Urban. Kaplan took Gross’ highfly. Two runs. One hit. One er¬ ror.CHICAGO: Kugler threw outWingate. Cooper singled over sec¬ond. Lott flied to Ramby. Piercedropped a Texas Leaguer in rightand Cooper pulled up at second.Urban beat out a hit to Carawayand the bases were filled. Gray foul¬ed to Kugler. No runs. Three hits.Third InningPURDUE: Creamer strolled. Lylebunted and was safe on Pierce’s er¬ror. Harmeson skied to Kaplan.Creamer foolishly tried to reachthird after the ball had reached theinfield an dwas an easy out Kaplanto Cooper. Lyle went to second whenPierce pegged wild to Lott on an |attempted steal. Urban threw outWelch. No runs. No hits. Two er¬rors.CHICAGO: Harmeson took Hol-ahaan’s drive. Haberer got Knowlesby a step on a pretty play. Kaplanlined to Ramby. No runs. No hits.Fourth InningPURDUE: Fish now playing forChicago. Haberer was easy for Ur¬ban and Fish. Caraway lined a sin¬gle to center. Caraway was trappedoff first and run down. Urban toFish to Holahan. Ramby beat outa hit to Lott. Kugler fanned. Noruns. Two hits.CHICAGO: Wingate double^, pastthird. Cooper grounded to Lyle whothrew to Caraway in time to get Win¬gate. Lott dropped a single in right,Cooper stopping at second. Fishpopped to Haberer. Urban strolledand the bases were filled. Gray forc¬ed Urban, Lyle to Haberer. No runs.Two hits.Fifth InningPURDUE: Gross died swingingYOUNG GENTLEMEN WHO WISH TO BEGARBED IN A MOST DISTINGUISHEDMANNER, WITHOUT GREATLY DIS¬TURBING THEIR ALLOWANCE FORDRESS EXPENDITURES, WILL BEIMPRESSED WITH THE CLOTHESWHICH FINCHLEY HAS CUT ANDEXECUTED AND THE VERY PAINS¬TAKING AND PLEASANT MANNERIN WHICH SERVICE IS RENDERED.FORTY^FIVE DOLLARSAND MOREREA D V- TO-PUT-ONTAILORED AT FASHION PARKHATS HABERDASHERY SHOESTHEJackson Boulevard East of State at the third strike. Creamer fouledoff a half-dozen balls and finallywalked. Lyle flied to Gray. Cream¬er was out stealing, Wingate to Hol¬ahan. No runs. No hits.CHICAGO: Ramby took Holahan’sfly. Knowles struck out. Kaplan hia high pop fly to Haberer. No runs.Not hits.Sixth InningPURDUE: Harmeson popped toCooper. Knowles came in fast forWelch’s liner. Haberer flied toKnowle snear the left field foul line.No runs. No hits.CHICAGO: Wingate was thrownout by Caraway. Cooper bounced ahit off Gross’ glove. Lyle fumbledLott’s bounder and both runnerswere safe. Harmeson went back intodeep center for Fish’s hard drive.Cooper holding third. Urban poppedto Haberer. No runs. One hit.Seventh InningPURDUE: Caraway’s hard smashto short went for a single. Carawaystole second. Ramby fanned. Kug¬ler flied to Gray and Caraway wentto third after the catch. Gross hit thefirst ball pitched for a single to cen¬ter and Caraway scored. Creamerdoubled to left and Gross puled upat third. Lyle grounded to Holahaand was safe on a close play. Grossscoring. Creamer also tried to scoreand was nipped at home, Fisn toWingate. Two runs. Four hits.CHICAGO: Caraway pegged outGray. Holahan was easy for Grossand Welch. Knowles grounded outto Welch. No runs. No hits.Eighth InningPURDUE: Harmeson flied toKnowles. Wingate grabbed Welch’spop foul. Holahan went back of sec¬ond and threw Haberer out on a niceplay. No runs. No hits.CHICAGO: Kaplan was safe atfirst when Welch failed to touch thebag. Wingate flied to Lyle. Cooperdoubled to left, Kaplan pulling up(Continued on page 4) TEAMS SEECTEDTO JOURNEY TOPENN AND DRAKE GOLF SQUAD DRILLSFOR OPENING MEETRelays Squad Show RealAbility in PracticeThis Week Play At Iowa MayFourthWith the Penn and Drake relaymeets scheduled for this SaturdayCoach Ned Merriam has selected themen who will represent the Midwayin the Des Moines and Philadelphiaclassics. By virtue of time trialsheld during the week, the men werefinally selected.Competition In 2 Milenl the two mile relay Capt. Wil¬liams, Livingston, Letts and Gist willcarry the Maroon baton. Each manis capable of running well under 2minutes. Bates last year’s winnerand N. Y. U. this year’s two milechampions should shade 7:50 andGeorgetown is good for 7:54 so thatthe Chicago team will be surroundedby what is termed fast company.(Yale, Princeton and Penn have beentimed in under 8 minutes.With Haydon almost fully recov¬ered from his injury, Ned has hopesof his regular 1 mile quartet to markup some pointers for Chicago. Be¬sides Haydon, Root, Schultz andGist compose the team to leave forPenn. Among the Eastern teams tobe feared in this event Dartmouth jwhich can do 3:19 and Harvard are ioutstanding. IHowever one must not forget thatthe local team registered a 3:18 milerecently at Texas.It has been definitely announcedthat no distance medley or four mileteam will make the trip. If Weaverdoes well in the trial this Friday he Members of the golf team are work¬ing hard every day so as to be inshape for the first meet, which is withIowa on May fourth.Practice is held at Olympia Fieldsas this is one of the best courses inthe vicinity of Chicago. Capt. FredMudge is shooting the best game withan average score of 72. Other goodprospects for the team are: Odell, whois shooting 78; Grosscurth with a 78;and Engberg with a 74. The fresh¬men golf class is also practicing atOlympia Fields and Fred Mudge isgiving them some expert coaching.The golf schedule for the team isas follows:At HomeMay 13—Illinois.May 20—Wisconsin.May 24—Michigan.AwayMay 4—Iowa.May 11—Purdue.May 28-29—Conference meet atMinnesota.may be the only special event manto be taken along.Picks Sprint TeamYesterday Coach Merriam chosethe sprint team that will journey tothe Drake Meet. He had already de-cedide that East and Brand would goand announced that two places wereleft to be isputed. Six men lined upon the 200 straightaway and ranpretty close all the way. 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Other Wool Knickers up to $15.^iiti—jfJhh aikiPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 24, 1929Athenaeum(Continued from page 1)particular brand of soul consolationis on a par with the productions ofRingling Brothers. So be it. Allbenefactors of the human race mustwork slowly. Progress is not achiev¬ed in a decade. And if we work con¬scientiously, think of the kind words,memorial services, and cenotaphsthat our great great great greatGREAT grandchildren will dedicateto our memories. Spence Selects Four Juniors iTo Head Prep M^t \(Continued from page 1)squad, property chairman of Blackfriars, and was co-chairman of the jprogram committee duting the bas¬ketball meet.These Junior chairmen will effecta further division of persortnel wheneach of them appoints five sopho¬more sub-officials to his staff. Thesub-chairmen in turn will select afreshman organization. DRAMATIC GROUPPICKS CAST FORPLAY BY RIDEOUTPURDUE BEATSMAROONS 4 TO 1 INSTALL MIRROR! BOARD TUESDAY(Continued from sports page)at third. Lott was thrown out byHaberer and Kaplan scored Chi¬cago’s first run. Lyle threw outFish. One run. One hit. One error.Ninth InningPURDUE: Lott threw out Cara¬way and Ramby. Kugler flied toGray. No runs. No hits.CHICAGO: Urban beat out abunt. Gray did the same thing andboth runners were safe. Holahanpopped to Caraway. Knowles fouledto Kugler. Kaplan beat out a hitto Haberer and the bases were filled.Wingate looked at the third strike.No runs. Three hits.Lineup:Chicago5Holahan, 2ndKnowles, 1. fKaplan, c. f.Cooper, 3rdLott, s. s.Pierce, 1stFish, 1stUrban, p.Gray, r. f.Creamer, 1. f.Lyle, s. s.Harmeson, c. f.Welch, 1stHaberer, 2ndCaraway, 3rdRamby, r. f.Kugler, c.Gross, p. 5543133438Purdue2329 001311021102100121018Purdue ...02000020 0—4Chicago ...00000001 0—1 I (Continued from page I)membership on the basis of the workthey did either on the business andproduction staffs of "Slip-Slaps.”The Mirror members who havenot received their tickets for thedress rehearsal of the Dramatic As¬sociation’s production of “GoinHome” to be given Friday night atMandel hall, may secure them at theDramatic Association tea held thisafternoon in the Tower Room.'^hisalso applies to all other members ofthe Dramatic Association. (Continued from page 1>without a country. Norman Eaton,also a member of the cast whichrevived “Hazel Kirke,” takes thepart of a temper mental major in theAmerican division from New Or¬leans. The supporting roles are play¬ed by Alexander Dunsay as Jim; Al¬vin Reiwitch as ‘Sambo Sail’, SidneySacerdote as a French commandant,Robert Graf and Stoddard Small as apair of comic M. P.’s, John Tiernam,Orvis Henkle, and James Scheibleras a trio of jubilant negroes and EdSchwartz and Lyle Gumm as twoFrenchmen.Heave Ho!C-H-I-C-A-G-OThe first new moon of Spring—alithe canoe—someone to changethe records. . . Lyon & Healy’sshould furnish music for the occa¬sion. Portable Phonographs;latest record releases; a eupho¬nious Uke or Banjo.Pay by the MonthIf You Wish.WOODLAWN STORE:870 East 63rd StreetlyonAHealyOpen Evenings till lo o’clockDOUBLE COMPACTE"dorably smart. ...in the chic new tone ofpolished platinum. 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Dorchester Ave.CHICAGO, ILL.DNIVERSrrY LUNCHCHOP SUEYElllis Avenue—Acrossfrom Snell HallMay the 12th- - IS - -Mother’s DayNo gift can possibly please motherhalf as much as a new portrait of your¬self, neatly framed.Special ^5.00Daguerre StudioOfficial PhotographerCap and Gown 1929218 S. Wabash Phone Wabash 0526for appointment-ANNOUNCING-A TYPEWRITER REPAIR SERVICETO FILL A LONG FELT NEED.It is not necessary for you to cart a Typewriter(Large or Portable) all over the neighborhood look¬ing for repairs—WE COME TO YOU * * From9 A. M. till 9 P. M. Prices are reasonable and thework is done quickly and efficiently. If a Type¬writer is to be cleaned, we call for and deliver with¬out extra cost to you.pRONE HYDE PARK 0331WE RENT ... . WE SELLCOMMERCIAL AND PORTABLETYPEWRITERSNEW USEDL. C. 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Marquette RoadTelephone Dorchester 0125Chicago, ni.Financial StatementTHE PHOENIX 1928-29Statement of Income and ElxpendituresOctober 1, 1928 to March 31, 1929(Five Issues)IncomeCirculation 383.07Advertising 3,805.75Unaccounted for .13 4,188.95ExpendituresPrinting 1,723.62Engraving 368.28General AdministrationSalary Bookkeeper - -Mid-West Comic 70.00Association - - - 10.00Auditing Fees - - - 50.00Postage . - - . - 8.00Cover Stock - - - - 22.42Supplies and Elxpenses 26.95 187.37Departmental ElxpenseEditorial ----- 111.42Advertising - - - - 152.75Circulation - - - - 1.50 265.67CommissionsAgency ----- 332.10Advertising ' - - - - 4.50Circulation - - - - 35.81 372.41Discounts 14.77 2,932.12Net Income to date - - 1,256.83Less estimates reserves (See Balance Sheet - 818.31Elstimated Surplus - 438.52THE PHOENIX 1928-29Balance SheetMarch 31, 1929AssetsCashAccounts ReceivableDisplay Advertising(See schedule AttachedPersonal AccountJohn L. RackowLiabilitiesAccounts Payable 'Atwell Printing &Binding Co.Moffett Studios - 1,374.008.00 77.831,382.001,459.83Estimated ReservesCommissionsLocal Advertising(5 - 10%) - -National Advertising(31%) - - -Bad DebtsHallmark Self-Instructor - - -Local Advertising(20% est.) - - 200.003.0025.19168.1045.00131.30 203.00193.29176.30Accrued SalariesGeorge Morgenstern 200.00John L. Rackow - 200.00Sinking FundEstimated Surplus