“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE” Name IntorfraternityBall Patrons.Vol. 28. No. 33. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1928 Price Five CentsThe Blind AlleyBy Louis H. Engel“Blind Raftery” by Donn Byrne—I just finished reading the odd lit¬tle volume. It’s the first book I’veread this year that was not on somerequired reading list, and perhapsI should not have wasted the time,but I was running dry, bone dry.After all, anthropology text booksand philosophical treatises togetherwith all the rest of the academiccant that a college student has towade through are not very conduc¬ive to spiritual enrichment. But wemust be educated, and as long aseducation means factual tabulationand ability is mea.sured in gradepoints, it’s the musty encyclopediasand the double lensed glasses for us.Oh, it’s great to be a scholar.But back to “Blind Raftery’’again. Like a fresh breeze from theocean, cool and moist, it blew acrossa fevered brain and wiped away allthe musty cobwebs that a month inthis morbid clime produces. I don’tknow whether the intelligentsia con¬sider “Blind Raftery’’ good liter¬ature or not—they probably don’tfor it is far too simple, too naive,too genuine for their literary tastes.“Blind Raftery’’ is a love story—astory of a warm, throbbing, humanlove, rich in the pathos, the pro¬found feeling, and the quick humorof the Celts. Green Irish meadows,honey heather, leprechawns, andwild flowers growung in the clefts ofpurple sea rocks. .. .of such as thesethe story is woven. A colorful ro¬mance... this tale of a blind poet’slove for a broken woman.But men no ^longer believe ineither love or leprechawns, poetry orpassion. We have learned to sneereffectively at such clinches. Dreamsand visions and all the high hap¬piness of romance do not harmonizewith our machine made culture, oursordid morality. Occasionally a whis¬ky tenor and a barroom baritone mayjoin in one of Irving Berlin’s mocksentimental ballads, but we do notdare the heights of genuine emotion.Suppression is the order of the day.That this method of keeping life onthe even keel necessary for our bigbusinesses has not been wholly suc¬cessful is only too readily apparent.The popularity of the dimly-lightedcafe and the scentimental wailing ofthe saxophone bears witness to thefailure of this tawdry compromisethat we have attempted with ouremotions. Affection is bought andsold at prescribed rates—so mucha dance—and whatever love is leftin the world has been reduced to thescientific terms of eugenic habitua¬tion. Life is no more than living,at least around these parts.“Tired of all these for restfuldeath I cry.’’ Shakespeare’s line, isn’tit? And as I remember Shakespearelived in the days of the good QueenBess when the liquors flowed cop¬iously in the Mermaid Tavern andKit Marlowe and Ben Jonson andBeaumont and Fletcher and all therest of the old boys got togetherregularly for their highball at night¬fall. And on the sea Drake and Haw¬kins and the whole English fleetwere playing hob with the Spanishgalleons, while at home all MerrieEngland resounded with the joyfulballads and the madrigals.And then our friend Bill had thecrust to write a line like that.“Tired of all these for restful deathI cry.’’ What the poet laureate ofthe ages might have written had helived in these decadent days of minc¬ing men and jaded women when ev¬ery human thought is small and sor¬did and our whole existence is cloud-ded over with a sickening superfi-cialty, is a consideration that 1 shallleave for another doleful day.* « *.4s for “Blind Raftery” I shallput the book away but I shall notforget the whimsical wholesomeness,the tender note of feeling that itsounded. Someday it may save mefrom another attack of nausea. SELLOUT FOR MILLAY TALK TONIGHTSettlement Drive Opens Today noted woman-- ^- POET IN RE1URNTWENTY-THREE riuenfy to SellPATRONS NAMED Tags for CharityFOR GR^K BALLAdministration Mem¬bers, Leaders’ ParentsSelectedPatrons and patronesses for theInterfraternity ball, major socialevent of the fall quarter, which isto be held tomorrow night in theRed Lacquer Room of the PalmerHouse, were announced yesterday bythe managers of the ball. Jack Cha¬pin and Verlon “Perk” Meskimen.Select Patron*Following the custom inauguratedlast year, parents of the four lead¬ers, Alive Torrey, Marion Harding,Verlon Meskimen, and Jack Cha¬pin, together with members of theadministration, will act as patrons ofthe year’s first formal. Twenty-threehave been selected in all. They areas follows: Acting-president and Mrs,Mrs. Chauncey S. Boucher, Mr. andFrederic C. Woodward, Dean andMrs. Herbert O. Crisler, Mr. andMrs. Paul H. Douglas, Mr. and Mrs.Robert V. Merrill, Mrs. Edith Fos¬ter Flint, Mr. Frank Hurburt O’Haraand mother, 'Mrs. Thomas O’Hara,Mr. and Mrs. L. R. Steere, Mr. andMrs. George W. Torrey, Mr. andMrs. S. L. Harding, Mr. and Mrs. F.A. Meskimen, and Mr. and Mrs. JayChapin.The dance is scheduled to runfrom 10 to 2 with the Grand Marchpromptly at 11. In Annual DriveBazaar WorkersTo Meet TodayMembers of Y. W. will meet inthe Y. W. office today at 2:30, tomake some of the materials, whichhave been donated by several of thewomens’ clubs, into articles for saleat the annual Y. W. bazaar, Decem¬ber 7 in Ida Noyes hall.Proceeds of the .sale plus the imoney realized from the luncheonand tea that will be served, will goto replenish the Y. W. budget. Dona¬tions of money for the purchase ofnovelties, silver pins and importedJapanese and Italian goods, whichwill be sold, have already been re¬ceived.Women who wish to supervisebooths and sell articles have beenrequested to sign up in tke Y. W.offfte. The opening gun of SettlementNight will be sounded today, whichhas been consecrated by the com¬mittee in charge as Tag Day.Twenty women have been chosento sell tags on campus.These yellow tags, printed in redand priced at twenty-five cents weredesigned to be especially appealingto all students, according to CoraMae Ellsworth and Robert McKin-lay, co-chairmen of tag day. “We askthat everyone buy a tag for char-iy and that everyone attend Set¬tlement Night this year” they said.One thousand tags have been print¬ed, in expectation of the generos¬ity of students. Each of the twen¬ty women are expected to sell fifty.“One of the biggest features o/the settlement drive is the race be¬tween the team captains who aresoliciting donations off campus,”said Ernest Stevens and Helen Wal- Iter, co-chairmen of the financialteams, the race is very close atpresent.” A theater party will begiven for the winning team. Theprogress of the various teams maybe watched through the graph inCobb hall. In all, twenty teams arecompeting.Fraternities and clubs have in gen¬eral expressed their preference forFriday, December 7, for attendingSettlement Night in a body. Ed Law¬ler, co-chairman of the ticket com¬mittee, declares that it will be nec¬essary for all clubs and fraternitiesto send representatives to the boxoffice in Mandel hall tomorrow between 12 and 2:30 to draw forblocks of seats.The Settlement Drive is held an¬nually to secure funds for the Set¬tlement house which the Universitymaintains at 4630 Gross Avenue. Atea dance has been planned for F’ri-day in the Reynolds club. One hasbeen planned this year instead ofseveral. Katharine Madison andWilliam Gartside are co-chairmen of |the tea dance. SIGMA XI HEARSDR. LUCKHARDTSPEAKjrONIGHTTraces Rise of EtherAs Anaethetic inMedical WorkIn his discussion of "“General An¬esthesia: a Historical Review,” tobe given before the Sigma Xi societyat the Quadrangle club tonight Dr.A. B. Luckhardt, professor of phy¬siology, will present the material ofhis chapter in the book, “Chemistryin Medicine,” which has just beenpublished.Among the documents of histor¬ical interest which Dr. Luckhardtwill show both in the original and inslides, is a receipt of the bill Tor thefirst operation in which ether wasemployed as an anesthetic. This re¬ceipt, dated 1842, marks the discov¬ery of the anesthetic properties ofether by Dr. C. W. Long, a smallcountry physician. Dr. Long had ob¬served that in the so-called etherfrolics indulged in by some groupsof young people, when a few dropsof ether was taken on a lump ofsugar, stimulation and a loss of thesense of pain resulted. This induc¬ed hjm to experiment and the re¬ceipt is evidence of the first succes.s-ful us of ether in this field.In the medical world thi.® di.scov-ery is very important as it has re¬duced the mortality of the operat¬ing table from 49 to 23 per cent. Ofcorresponding importance to this isDr. Luckhardt’s discovery in 1923of the anesthetic properties of ethy¬lene. Ethylene has many a([dvant-ages over ether and its use as an an¬esthetic is becoming prevalent.At this meeting of the Sigma Xisociety sixty-three new members willbe presented. Phoenix to GreetCampus TomorrowWednesday, for the secondtime this year, the Phoenix, cam¬pus humor magazine, will be of¬fered the students by a corps ofbeautiful sales women, accordingto William Garvey, who is incharge of the sales.Sales women must report at thePhoenix office between 2:30 and6 today to sign up and get loca¬tions. Individual prizes will begiven to the two women sellingthe highest number of copies, andcommissions will be paid to thesaleswomen when they check inWednesday at 5:30. Prizes willalso be given to the organizationswith highest scores.Arrest ImposterFor Non-PaymentOf Printing BillExhibition SquadDrills ThursdayN. U. LETTERMENRECANT HERESYPROF. CHAMBERLAINCOMMENTS ON TRIPFOR BOTANY CLUB“Botanizing in South Africa” was thesubject of a talk given before the Botanyciilb yesterday afternoon at 4:30 byProfessor Charles J. Chamberlain of theBotany departmentThis lecture w'as the result of a year’strip in 1911-1912 when Profes.sor Cham-I lierlain visited the Fiji Islands, New Zea-i land, Australia, and South Africa. Dur¬ing this time he tarvelled alone, employ¬ing guides wherever he could, especial¬ly in his ventures into the interior ofAfrica and Australia. fflProfessor Chamberlain was especial¬ly interested in obtaining data and speci-ments of one-celled plants. His lecturecovered details of this material The “N” Club of NorthwesternUniversity and the sports editorof the Daily Northwestern haveboth expressed their opposition tothe editorial printed in the DailyNorthwestern advocating Chi¬cago’s withdrawal from the BigTen Conference.Members of the “N” Club de¬nounced the editorial. It is theirsincere wish that athletic rel^-tidns between Chicago and North¬western may be extended to in¬clude annual competition in ev¬ery field.The Sports Editor of the DailyNorthwestern declared that “trulyauthentic sports exposition” wasfound on the sport pages and thatit was his desire to see relationswith Chicago resumed.Frosh, CounsellorsMeet at LuncheonFederation will hold a luncheon foruppercla.ss counsellors and their fresh¬men today at noon in the sun parlor ofIda Noyes hall.Mrs.George S. Goodspeed and MissElsie Chapin, faculty advisor, are theguests. Eighty freshmen women havealready Ixiught tickets. The University will be represent¬ed at the Army-Navy football gameat Soldiers’ Field on November29, Thanksgiving Day, by an exhi¬bition rifle squad, the only R. O.T. C. unit to be present.Supported by a color guard ofadvanced pupils, the squad, consist¬ing of Mayer, Hough, Renhult, Staw-arz, Levine, Price, Hill and Gold-stine, will be led by their instructor.Private Ten Eyck Van Deusen.For this occasion, new maroondress uniforms have been secured.Private Van Deusen, who is takingthe place of Team-captain Hough forthis event, announced that an ex¬hibition of fancy rifle handling willbe held.POU SCI CURRENTEVENTS CONTEST TOBE HELD FEB. 16Professor Harold F. Gosnell of thePolitical Science department announcedyesterday that the New York Times Cur¬rent Events Contest will be held on Sat¬urday, February 16. The winner of" thecontest will receive a meelal and prizeof $150; second and third prizes are$75 and $25 resiiectively. The winningpaper is submitted in competition withpapers from nineteen other colleges fora $500 prize.Mr. Gosnell emphasized that in thisyear’s exam there will be less emphasison essay questions and more on factualmaterial.Princeton University won the nationalprize twice and Harvard once. According to several downtown pa¬pers a student who tried to gain ad¬mittance to the University throughfalse credentials was arrested in theExaminer’s office on the University’scharges Saturday morningAssistant Examiner Roy Bixleiwishes to correct the statements ofthese papers. “The University didnot enter a charge against DanielHaskell for forging credentials ofadvanced standing. We would havemade the charge but there was nolegal basis. Haskell was arrested onthe complaint of the printer to whomhe owed money for printing the sta¬tionery on which these false creden¬tials were presented.”Daniel H. Haskell and his brotherbrought credentials to the Examin¬er’s office for three years advancedstanding from Logan Heights Col¬lege, San Diego, California Mr.Bixler discovered that there is nosuch college and that Haskell had hadthe stationery for the credentialsprinted by a Chicago printer whowas suspicious of the order. Thework had not been paid for. Has¬kell was arrested in the Examiner’soffice, but on the complaint of theprinter. AFTER JUCCESSCalled One of GreatestReaders EvenIn MandelBefore a cosmopolitan assemblageof eleven hundred literary enthusi¬asts who have clamored for a returnengagement since her appearance lastseason, Edna St. Vincent Millay, her¬alded as America’s leading womanpoet, will present a reading of herown works tonight at 8:15 in Man-del hall. Editors of the Forge, whoare sponsoring the reading, announcethat the entire capacity of Mandelhall has been sold out.Return DemandedMiss Millay elicited a sensationalresponse last year through her abil¬ity as a dramatic reader for whichshe is held in nation-wide repute.“Miss Millay is one of the best read¬ers that has appeared in Mandel hallin recent years,” commented Profes¬sor Bertram G. Nelson, instructor inpublic speaking. “The works of somepoets are better read than heard:Miss Millay’s poems, charming whenread, have double charm when heardfrom the author’s own lips. Miss Mil-lay is not an elocutionist but is aninterpreter of literature.”Harriett Monroe PresidesWith Harriett Monroe, editor of“Poetry: A Magazine of Verses,”and literary critic, introducing MissMillay the Forge will have broughttogether two of America’s leaders ofcontemporary literature. Miss Mon¬roe has been dominant in a literarycritic since the founding of hermagazine in 1912.The Fall issue of The Forge: AMidwestern Review will be sold atthe reading.COMPLETE GREEKBALL PROGRAMSPrograms for the Inter fraternity balltomorrow evening have been complete<land are in the hands of the Programcommittee headed by Forrest H. Fro-herg.The ten page booklet is l)ound in blueooze leather and tied with a gold cord;the cover is engrave<l with a design ex¬ecuted by Ernest Swanson of the “C”bench and Cobb hall and bears thelegend “Interfraternity Ball 1928.”Besides the program of ten dances thebooklet contains a list of the patrons,council meml>ers, fraternities, and promleaders. ffl“We feel this to l)e the best andmost adequate program yet printed forthe ball,” commented Meskimen yester¬day. Stagg Speaks atPurdue BanquetAmoz Alonzo Stagg will be theprincipal speaker at the tenth an¬nual Kiwanis Club banquet in honorof the football squad of Purdue Uni¬versity to be held tonight in La¬fayette, Indiana.The captain of the 1929 Purduefootall team will be elected at thebanquet. Letters will be awarded tothe varsity eleven, and an announce-mnt of the freshman football awardswill be made. Members of both thevarsity and freshman teams alongwith the coaches and other membersof the athletic staff will be the guestsof the Lafayette Kiwanis Club. Fourhundred are expected to attend thebanquet.Grail to OrganizeAt Special MeetingThe Order of Grail will have theirorganization meeting tomorrow at 7:15in the Little Theatre of Reynolds Club..At this meeting the group will be divid¬ed into two chapters, each chapter elect¬ing representatives to the ExecutiveCouncil. NEW PORTRAIT OFPROFESSOR BIGELOWNOW ON EXHIBITIONA portrait of Professor Harry ABigelow of the Law School by J. The¬odore Johnson, one of the younger artistsof Chicago, is among a group of twentyoil paintings on exhibition in the artgallery of Carson, Pirie and Company.The painting was recently accepted bythe Board of Trustees and will btIiermanently hung in the Law Librarywhere there are other portraits of dis¬tinguished members of the Law faculty.Mr. Johnson recently won the Loganprize of $2,500 at the Art Institute’s an¬nual exhibit of American paintings andsculpture. The prize is awarded for“tlie Irest work in painting or sculpturewhich has not previously recewed a cashaward.” The exhibition will be open tothe public until about December 20th.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1928iatlgFOUNDED IN lf»lTHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKS, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Antumi^Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscriptioa ratasJ3.00 per year; by mail. $1.60 per year extra. Single copiee, five cents each.Entered as setond class matter March 18, 1908, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the .\ct of March 8, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORROBERT L. STERN, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 6831 University Avenue, LEXINKsTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENCha. Tes H. Good NesrsEdwin Levin NewsRobert C. McCormack NewsEdward G. Bastian DayStanley M. Gorbett; DayJohn T. Bobbitt DayNorman R. Goldman^ DayEdgar Greenwald DayJohn H. Hardin DayHenry C. Ripley Day EMitorEditorEditorElditorEiditorEiditorEditorEditorEiditorEiditorWOMENHarriet Hathaway Junior EditorRosalind Green Junior EiditorJ. Aldean Gibboney— Feature EditorFrances A. Blodgett -.Sophomore EiditorMarjorie Cahill Sophomore EiditorPearl Klein Sophomore EiditorMar’on E. White Sophomore Eiditor SPORTS DEPARTMENTHenry D. Fisher -.Assistant EditorAlbert Arkules Sophomore EiditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss Sophomore EiditorElmmarette Dawson Women's EiditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women's EiditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTElarle M. Stocker Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerBlanche Reardon SecretaryLee Loventhal - Office ManagerRobert Mayer - Downtown CopyFred Towsley ...Downtown CopyAbe Blinder - ——...Local CopyRobert Shapiro Local Copyj Hugh Mackenzie Advertising Rep. OFFICIAL NOTICESTuesday, November 23Radio Lecture, 8, Station WMAQ.“Elementary Ethics” Professor T. V.Smith of the Philosophy depart¬ment.Divinity Chapel, 11:50, JosephBond Chapel, Professor John T. Mc¬Neil of the Divinity school.Beta Epsilon chapter of Kappa Al¬pha Psi, 12. Luncheon, Hotel MiraMar. “Important Economic Problemsin Soviet Russia,” Professor Paul H.Douglas, Associate ProTesor of In-dutrial Relations.Meeting of the Board of Univer¬sity Social Service and Religion, 4,Office of the Dean of the chapel. Y, W. Group ToursNew Chapel TodayMembers of the Clia|)el Committee ofthe Y. W. C. A. will meet PriscillaKellogg, chairman, today at 4 in theChapel to study the architecture of thebuilding, and the statues of the saintsabove the entrance. All those interestedare invited to attend.CLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—Furniture, includingan upright piano, $25.00, large flat-top desk, $30.00. Mrs. M. Mooney,1530 E. 59th Street.Under Graduate Classical Club, 4,Classics 20. “Cultural Contrasts inGreek and Near Eastern Art,” As¬sistant Professor Edward F. Roths¬child, of the Art department.THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus cultural influences.4. Erection of dormitories and field house.5. Support of military unH.6. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan. Radio Lecture, 4, Station WMAQ,“Elementary Spanish,” Mr. HowardBecktolt.Graduate Political Science Club,4: Graduate Clubhouse, “H. G.W'ells’ Open Conspiracy.” ProfessorCharles E. Merriam of the PoliticalScience department.Christian Science Society, 7:30,Thorndike Hilton Memorial Chapel.Extension Lectures in Religion,7:30, Joseph Bond Chapel, “What Isthe Meaning and Value of Wor¬ship?” Professor Henry Wieman ofthe Divinity School.BUY A TAG?As Tag Day goes, so goes Settlement Drive.For years the success or the Settlement Drive has been prophe¬sied by the result of Tag Day. Today another Drive is inaugurated:it is traditional Tag Day. All day some twenty-five women willattempt to snare a heavy quota of quarters.This year the Committee is under a handicap having a belayedstart. Probably many will not know that it is Tag Day. Many willbe surprised when they find a bit of brightly colored paper shovedunder their nose coincident with a saccherine-coated demand for“Buy a tag please, twenty five cents.”Yet there should be as many spare quarters as past years haveproduced. And Settlement Drive is after all one of the things wepride ourselves on. Our contribution to “humanitarian” interests.Dig deep, brother, you can find that quarter. If you can t thegirls have jchange. And it’s going to be hard to refuse any of our“pulchritudinous maidens”. Graduate Classical Club, 8, Class¬ics 21, “The Judicial Reforms ofSolon,” Professor Robert J. Bonner,Chairman of the Department ofGreek Languages and Literatures. MATHEMATICS— Expert tutoringby experienced teacher. Trig., an¬alytics, calculus, 5 hrs. $10.00.Dorchester 2896.FOR SALE—Tuxedo, size 36-38,perfect condition; $10. Call HydePark 5913.LOST—White gold Elgin wristwatch; white gold link band; prob¬ably in Mandel. If found please re¬turn to Dorothy Todd, 6104 Wood-lawn, Midway 9177.FOR SALE —Golden muskratcoat, crush collar, self trim. Ab¬solutely perfect condition. Only $75,just one-third of cost. 6108 Uni¬versity Ave., Apt. 109, Hyde Park7006.FORCED TO SELL—Vacant co¬op apt. 5 rms. 2 baths, electric re¬frig. Phone No. 4, Dr. Mooney,Plaza 2110 or call Sunday or eve¬nings, 1530 East 59th Street.FOR SALE—Corona typewriter,excellent condition. $25 cash. EdithAdams, Greenwood Hall.Wednesday, November 28Radio Lecture, 8, Station WMAQ,“Elementary Ethics,” Professor T.V. Smith of the Philosophy depart¬ment.Divinity Chapel, 11:50, JosephBond Chapel, Professor Frank Ward,Dean of the Chicago Tht'ologicalSeminary.Radio Lecture, 3:00, StationWMAQ, “English Language anJ Lit¬erature,” Mr. Martin J. Freeman ofthe English department. YOUNG COUPLE will sacrificebeautiful furniture, only 2 monthsold: 3 pc. frieze parlor set, carvedframe; 2 9x12 Wilton rugs; 8 pc.walnut dining set; 4 pc. walnut bed¬room .set; 2 lamps; davenport andend tables, mirror, pictures, silver¬ware, small rugs, 5 pc. breakfast set;all like new. Will take $550 for all;worth $2000. Will pay for delivery,also separate. Winner, 8228 Mary¬land Ave., 1st apt., one block eastOi Cottage Grove, phone, Stewart1875.Chemistry Journal Club, 3:30,Kent 20, “A Verification of theThird Law of Thermodynamics,”Mr. O. G. Vogel. FOR SALE — CORONA port¬able; also new Royal portable; andSmith standard. For prices call Mr.Mayne, Fairfax 6931, today.A CAMPUS INTERESTAnotKer link in the Forge’s “comprehensive survey of con¬temporary literature” will be completed tonight with Edna St. Vin¬cent Millay’s reading in Mandel hall.The complete sell-out which has culminated preparations forthis program augurs only success for the balance of the season whichthis group has planned.Yet, this project is irrefutably one of the most admirable ofall campus ventures, that has been undertaken by a conspicuouslysmall group. Campus interest, in its entirety, has been crystallizedonly when a naturally interesting attraction is placed before it.Possibly this is but^one incident of the University’s reputationfor coldness and irresponsiveness to those activities which interestmost schools. Nevertheless, apathy of this sort—a listlessness whichhas fabricated carnpus activity for so long—is bound to deaden itto the realization of its own interests.Not that the interest is entirely lacking. It is simply dormantand can be awakened as has been shown by tonight’s lecture. Butthe campus is not making the most of its opportunities. It takesmore than a mere handful of faithfuls who have persisted in theirsupport to liven the student body. It needs concerted action—suchthat can be attained only by whole-hearted subscription to an inter¬est which has persisted despite lack of local stimulation.Few recognize the Forge which is behind this promotion. Fewknow even that such a publication is engendered by a campusorganization, though it must depend for support elsewhere.During the course of its lecture series, The Forge will bring tothe campus such light Sherwood Anderson, will Durant, Louis Unter-meyer, and Vachel Lindsay. These presentations too, will likelyreap the benefits of popularity.Still, one wonders, why we must persist in being blind, why wecannot make a University interest in truth wh'at is now a Universityinterest only in name—and which is supported by just a few. Zoology Club, 4:30, Zoology 29,Literature Reports, “Smith: Changesin Earthworm Fauna of Illinois,”Mr. P. L. Hollister. “Mast: Factorsm Changes in Form in Amoeeba,”Miss E. S. Bowen.PRQF. I^OTHSCHILDTALKS AT MEETINGOF CLASSICAL CLUBAssistant Professor Kdvvar<l F. Roth¬schild, acting head of the Art depart¬ment, will talk on "Cultural Contrasts inGreek and Near Eastern Art” at 4this afternon in Classics 20.In DJiitrasting the attitude of the Creekand Oriental artist toward reality inart. Mr. Rothschild found that theCreek artist was more concerne«I withmaterial things while tlu Oriental wasconcerned with the abstract. This con¬trast will he carried out in his discas-sion of sculpture and in his e'omparisonof the philosophy and general cidture ofboth schopls of art. After CollegeV i oWCMHEN’S “C” CLUBHOLDS MEETING TOINITIATE MEMBERSW omen’s “C” Club will hold a shortbusiness rheeting tomorrow noon in theAlumnae room of Ida Noyes hall. Ninenew mcml)ers, who have gained theirmeml)ership through election to the honorhockey team, will he received. They areLucille Newman, Ruth Hunter, MargaretHirsch, Helen Mix, V'irginia Pope, MaryBudd, Adele Fricke, Dorothy Mouldsand Dorothy Reach.At the meeting plans will be madefor a Christmas party, sponsored by theclub, for the Junior “C” club, a grotipof children at the University Settle-*ment. Which PathWill You Folloii ITo the left — a path of uncertainty,gueaswork and error on which you maynever reach auccett.- • To the right—a path of confidence, ac¬curacy and knowledge that should guideyou to busincM leadership.If you choose the path to the right, Bab-aon Institute can serve you-and serveyou well. 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CarrollTMacs to play Phi PsIIn touchball finals. Maroon harriers fin¬ish ninth In conferencerace.THE DAILY MARCX>N, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1928 Page ThreeMACS BAHLE PHIPSI TEAM IN I MTOUCHBALL FINALSMacs Favorites Because ofVictory OverPsiUPhi Psi and the Macs will meetto morrow to determine the 1928touchball championship. Out of thewelter of teams which inauguratedthe season almost two months ago,these aggregations have survivedthrough suceeding rounds of leagueplay and semi-final competition.Mao Eliminate Phi DeltaThe Macs loom up as favorites forthe title, and there seems to be littledispute about that point, for withinthe last four days they toppled PsiU, champions for the last threeyears, out of the ranks of title con¬tenders, and yesterday afternoonthey repeated their scintillating per¬formance of last week by decisivelydefaating Phi Delta Theta.The week-end match assumed her¬oic proportions as Psi U, led by the 'versatile George Lott, put up a stir¬ring offensive attack which failed tofunction, however, with its custom¬ary effectiveness due to the agilitywitL which the Macs covered theiropponents. Lott hurled passes allover the field and at times had re¬ceivers with clear territory in frontof them, but invariably they de¬veloped a bad case of nerves anddropped the tosses.The Macs, though, flashed an at¬tack which was undeniable in its ag¬gressiveness. Cody was all over thefield and received superb supportfrom Goodman, while Wolfe, Mac-Kenzie, Ward, and Sher gave fineaccounts of themselves as forwardpass receivers.Cody Score* GoalThe lone touchdown of the strug¬gle was scored by Cody and climax¬ed a beautiful march down the fieldfrom the Macs’ 20 yard line. TheMacs threatened on several other oc¬casions but failed to make goodtheir threats. Psi U made a valiantattempt to tie the score and Lottcovered the gridiron with somepretty passes but most of them fail¬ed to materialize. Swimmers SplashAlong In TarponTeam CompetitionWhether or not Mary Phillip’svaliant swimmers will emerge fromthe rocking water of Ida Noyes poolnext Friday noon, dripping with tri¬umph, will depend upon the show¬ing which Ruth Lee’s paddlers makeagainst them. Depressed by the ig¬nominy of twice being splashed todefeat, the Lee aquatic enthusiastsare planning to dive through witha much needed victory.As a feature of Tarpon club’s pro¬gram to improve the swimming ofits members, the idea of team com¬petition is being developed. Pointsare awarded on the basis of improve¬ment in form and speed as well asfor natural aquatic ability. The los-ig team will be penalized at the endof the quarter by being forced topresent a water stunt.Swamped by Team two in waterbasket-ball, tied in dodge-ball, out¬run in attendance. Team one plansto swim past its rivals in individualform and speed events. Team onealso expects to be able to presentto the startled vision of its compe¬titors a number of former tadpoles,now emerging from their wateryhabitat in the glory of frog emblems. And Sa Illinois Wins AnotherConference Grid ChampionshipThe die is cast! The 1928 Big Tenfootball season was paid its last re¬spects last Saturday, and Illinois,last year’s title-holders again emerg¬ed with the championship by virtueof their 8-0 victory over Ohio State,mini Far SuperiorThe mini showed remarkableMAT TITLES TO BEDECIDED WEDNESDAYJust Off Campus!Chicago World’s FairRestaurantCorner 56th and Lake ParkOPEN DAY and NIGHTPure Food - - Just RightFOR THAT EMPTY SPOTUniversity Drug Co.61st and EllisLUNCHEON SERVEDReal Home Made FoodServed as You Like It.We Deliver Fairfax 4800 UNDER-GRADS BEATMILITARY OFFICERSIN POLO TILT, 9-6The officers of the military corpsand the \’arsity team engaged in a hard-fought poll* match yesterday and theundergraduate trio came out on top, 9-6.The officers, all of whom are graduatesof West Point, ami wIkj are extren)elyproficient in this fast sjxrrt, found theVarsity more than an equal match. Cap¬tain Christian, who playeti on the reg¬ular West Point team in hi > un<Ier-grad-uate career! starred for ihc cfficers.Varsity Ha* Hard CardLevine, Penhult, and Watrous formed(Continued on page 4) Winners of the Intramural wrestlingtrophies will be decided tomorrow when,the victorious participants of the prelim¬inaries in all weights grapple each otherfor sole supremacy. The matches wlll)e stage<l in the wrestling room underthe west stand of Stagg fiekl the firstaffair l)eing schedided for 3:30.'In the 118 ixnind class. lx:vin, unat¬tached; Ihnat, unattached; and Broad,Tan Delt, will show the spectators agcKxl deal of action.White, Acacia; Small, Psi U.; Sherre,E. Pi will wrestle in the 128 pounddivision.The 138 pound matches will give ac¬tion to Bonner, Kappa Sig; Pinkovitz,Phi Beta; Thomas, Phi Delt; Hughes,unattached; Smith, Psi Ui'and Jorgan-son, T. K. E.OK)perider, I). U.; Schwartz, Kappa\u; \falugan. Sigma Nu; .Albert,Kappa Nu and Todhunter, 1). T. D.;are the participants for the 148 poundtrophy. ■ •: ‘ .In tlte,. 160 pound class Meyers, PhiDelt; Lewis, .A. T. O.; Barton, unat¬tached; Zimmerman, Sigma Nu; Mat¬hews, Phi Delt; and Macs, Phi Delt;will wrestle.The 177 i)ound matches will bring to¬gether, Mendenhall, A. T. ().; Willet.Psi U.; and Kaminsky, Phi Beta.As was previously announced Cobb,unattached, won the heavyweight cham¬pionship.The matches are quite even and welll>alanced which combined with the un¬usual brand of competitioti lieing showna fine quality of clean and agressivewrestling is assured.SUBSCRIBE NOW FOR 1929 CAPAND GOWNThe new Cap and Gown can only beobtained by* an advance subscription.Only a limited nurnber will be printed.SUBSCRIBE NOW AND SAVEPrice: $4.00 Fall Quarter$4.50 Winter Quarter$5.00 Spring QuarterOrder Your Copy Today from CampusSalespeople— or at —Cap and Gown Office Ida Noyes HallReynolds Club U. of C. Book StoreWoodworth’s. strength in both line and backfield,the linemen yielding only for veryshort gains by the Buckeye eleven,while the Orange and Blue backs torearound the field almost at will. Nev¬ertheless, in spite of the fact that themini played vastly superior foot¬ball to that displayed by their op¬ponents, it was not until the gamewas virtually over that they knewthat they had won the coveted cham¬pionship, because of the defeats ofWisconsin and Iowa. Chalk up an¬other gold star next to Bob Zup-pke’s already bestudded record!The showing made at the Minn-esota-Wisconsin game was heart¬breaking for both teams, heart¬breaking for Wisconsin, because withtheir first championship in twelveyears in their grasp, they had to losethe closing game on a fumble byRebholtz, one of their greatest stars;heart-breaking to Minnesota becauseit showed that they were of cham¬pionship calibre and that their twoone point defeats were just the badbreaks of the game.Rebholtz Fumble*The unfortunate fumble and thetouchdown which follows, concernedthree stars, and the only differencebetween them is that one, Rebholtz,Cardinal flash pulled the one un¬fortunate boner of his career bydropping the pigskin on his own 17yard line, and the other two, Hovdeand Nagurski, invaders from theNorthland, put the ball over in fiveplays and put out Cardinal titlehopes at the same time.Iowa had potentially the most pqw-erful team in the conference andhad a wealth of ground-gaining and(Continued on page 4)Girl’s Hot TipSteers Studentto FavoritePipe TobaccoSan Francisco, Cal.Larus & Bro. Co. ^Richmond, Va.Gentlemen:Since I first started to smoke, Ihave always smoked cigarettes.One day SHE said to me “Ed,dear, why don’t you smoke a pipe. Ithink those long straight-stemmedpipes are so mauly-lookiag.’’So, naturally, I had to buy a long-stenimed pipe and a can of well, we’llcall it “Blubs Mixture tobacco.’’ Im¬mediately with a certain feeling ofpride in my new pipe, I “lighted up’’and proceeded to have my tongue bit¬ten. I tried almost every brand I hadever heard of, but none satisfied me.Sadly, I had to confess to HER thatas a pipe smoker I was a good ’die¬titian.“Did you try Edgeworth?’’ sheasked. “That is what dad smokes,and he’s always smoked a pipe.’’So I was forced to try Edgeworth,and all that I can say is that if everyfellow' that has tried to accustom him¬self to a pipe, started with Edgeworth,there would be very few that would goback to cigarettes.Yours sincerely,Ed MaherEdgeworthExtra High GradeSmoking Tobacco Virginia NominatesPeake for All-American ElevenThere is a football player downat Virginia Polytechnic Institutewho’s making the football experts“sit up and take notice.” The Blacks¬burg Engineers have a great foot¬ball team this year and they seemheaded for an undefeated Southernseason. Frank Peake, the V, P. I.right half back, is the gridder whois causing the commotion in thefootball world.The pigskin toter last seasonreeled off 1761 yards in 373 min¬utes of playing. He has continued hisbrilliant playing this season and noother than George Hauser, Minne¬sota captain and All-American tac-(Continued on page 4)MAROON GRAPPLERSDEFEAT GREEN BAYY. M. C. A. TEAM HOOSIERS TAKEBIG TEN CROSS¬COUNTRY nriE %Maroons Finish In NinthPlace in MeetSaturdayChicago’s wrestling team under tlieguidance of Coach Vorres traveled toGreey Bay last Saturday to engage thewrestlers of the Green Bay Y. M. C. A.Despite the fact that the Manx)n grap-plers were forced to forgeit the 118pound match due to h'nch’s inability toreach the station at train time they wonthe meet 11 to 12. Some more practicematches will l)e scheduled in the nearfuture. The only bright spot in the show-iing of the Maroon cross-countryteam in the Conference meet lastSaturday was that it finished aboveNorthwestern. Indiana won the BigTen title, Ohio took second place,Wisconsin filiished third, and Iowaand Michigan tied for fourth.The hard luck that has doggedChicago all season, was again inevidence Saturday. Letts, star of theMaroon aggregation, running wellat the half-way mark, lost his shoeand was unable to finish. If it werenot for this break, it is quite prob¬able that Chicago would have finish¬ed in a much higher position thanit did. Letts, in the dual meet withMinnesota, defeated Anderson, whofinished fourth in individual stand¬ings. He lost to Martin of Purdue,in the meet with the Boilermakersseveral weeks ago, by only a fewyards. Martin took second place Sat¬urday.IN DESIGNING CLOTHES FORTHEIR USAGE, FIN CHIEFHAS RECOGNIZED THECARIOUS IDEAS OF COL¬LEGE MEN AS THEY APPLYTO STYLE AND WOOLENS.COLLEGE REPRESENTATIVETED WOLF^’FlRtY^FIVE DOLLARS AND MOREI READY-TO-PUT-ONTATL-PRED AT FASHION PARK# Jackson Boulevard East of StateA THOUSAND GLORIOUS GREETINGS FORCHRISTMAS ARE READY FOR YOUR INSPECTIONAT WOODWORTHS. BETTER SERVICE, TOO, IFYOU SHOP NOW. TONITE!1311 E. 57th STREET OPEN EVENINGS UNTIL NINE HYDE PARK 1690J^age Four Tl^E DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1928^ I tinction. If he will come to the of¬fice of the Daily Maroon tomorrowafternoon at three, the Blind Tigerwill witness my presentation of thej Cross to you, whoever you may be.Del. For I knew that you wished it ....And then when the door was secureAnd not even an earthquake couldmove it,I picked up two tacks....Only two little blunt ones—And hammered them in. VIRGINIA NOMINATESPEAKE FOR ALL-AMERICAN ELEVENLa«t night as I stolled downMidway a musing—On my far Anatolian boyhood andsweet scenesOf our old daily life—and Armen¬iansJoytliMy slain tor their unbelief,sudden,A terrible roaring and shouting, aclamorAnd a milling mob—in a turmoil—All cheerfully bent upon mahem,and soldiersLounging about with laughter, the jblood smell ^btrong and fresh in the nostrils, |nostgalia smote me.It did seem indeed like Angora—the crowd rushedHooting and yelling, and thick shoesTramped upon upturned faces ohioyful.I hopefully spoke to a soldier, tremb¬lingAs he savagely smiled on the edge ofthe riot.Have we indeed now a slaughter,is there a massacre forward?He grunted and spat and he answered“Hell no, buddy, this is a classrush.”Te Turque Noir TEMPTRESSMoodily I reached. . .but she was goneShe of the taunting eyes.The tantalizing touch.The laughing lips that kissedand' ran awaybefore the kiss was done.MoonlightIs a bitter, hollow thingTo hold within one’s aching arms.Leon. After all, I assistedIn closing the door.Del.Dear Blind Feline:The girl friend was in a pensivemood. I told her “a penny for herthoughts,” whereupon she came backwith. What do you think I am, aslot machine?”The BasqueDear Tiger:Didn’t you simply yowl when LaBrassiere showed up? Not that thelittle verse was so bad, but thepseudenom. .. .by all the Princessesand Ladies of this line. .. .this takesa glass of Duff’s best, .for beingthe worst.Why oh why? It must be thatmama gave the drink before hesigned the ditty.La DefendanteCher Tigre:What’s this I hear about the dead¬ly Maltese Cross? I suggest La Bras¬siere as the object of Del’s persecu¬tions. So....sic ’em Tiger!Le Jupon. Tiger:One of the fraternity boys wastelling me that the fellows at thehouse were having quite a discus¬sion over whether the next danceshould be a gangsters’ ball. Itseems that some of them thoughtthat the dress was conducive to freeand easy dancing. Wouldn’t this bea case of the ‘clothes make the girl?”Charley the Spaniard After All—Even if zhe HAS gotPierce-Arrow. . .”THE BLIND TIGER.AND SO ILLINOIS WINSANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIPOH DEL! NOT AT THREEI, Del, hereby present the Crossof Crassness to Le Turque Noir, orwhoever was the author of the longpoem in Friday’s Maroon. He is bet¬ter qualified for the “horrible dis- PRIDEWith spikes long and ponderous... .You nailed up the door to our friend-shipI could have detained you. . .Yet mute and in misery, I watchedWith my arms at my sides, (Continued from Sports Page)scoring material in the persons ofPape, McClain, and Glassgow, allof whom, incidentally, have strongbids for All-Conference honors.From the very start of the season, itlooked like Iowa’s title without anystrings attached to it whatsoever,and when they conquered the pow¬erful Buckeye squad, they were al¬most odds—on favorites. Last Sat¬urday, however they felt the heel ofthe stampeding Cardinal, and theirhope of an undefeated team wasscattered in the dust. Still, theywere in the running and stood to tiewith Illinois or Ohio if Wisconsinlost in the closing games.Wolverines Again UpsetThen Michigan, the team which isprobably the champion “upset” teamof all time, came along Saturdayand put the finishing nails in thecoffin of the unfortunate Hawkeyes,by conquering them 10 to 7. (Continued from sports page)kle 1917, coach at Colgate ’26 and’27, paid him this tribute: “Peake isthe best halfback I have ever seenon a Tootball field.”Peake scored two touchdownsagainst Virginia in less than aquarter’s play. The whole Princetonteam plugged away at Virginia allafternoon without results. Peakepushed over the winning tally againstMaryland. The big team at Yalefound a Maryland team far su¬perior to theirs and were unable tochalk up anything. Peake ran backa Washington and Lee punt 33 yardsin the fourth quarter and then car¬rier the oval over for the winningtally. There is nothing which thisSouthern back cannot do. He is afine punter, can boot the ball overfor the extra point if called upon.OfficialPBATEBNITYcJewelrjBae^es-Pm^s-^hifelheaPIPER AGO31 M. STATB 8T.** *OBKGREGGSCHOOLi] EUCUnVBiSBCRRAlUjkLTRAININO.^perial CoUctc ClaMea airanced ao aa not to eon*riirt with eullcfa work. EnrolIniawt llaaHrd tohizhschool iiraduatas or aqolvalent. Coeducational.Phont Stott Ml for portiemtonaRcao scNOOi. sas mmDow*. D. M. CNiCiWALK SOFTLY, ANDPleased to meet vou, Mildred;Your happy smile revealsYou’re stepping nice and prettyOn Goodyear Wingfoot HeelsKeep a lively cushion between you andthe jolts and jars of life.To walk right, teel your best, andlook even better, step out on rubberheels. Hardheels tire their wearers,but rubber gives and lifts andhelps.And of all rubber heels, theones you want are GoodyearWingfoot Heels. 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Southern fansare wondering just what a fellowwould have to do to be able to wina place on that mythical eleven!UNDER GRADS BEATMIUTARY OFFICERSIN POLO TILT, 9-6 scores. Tlie victory over the officers putthe \’arsity on edge for their comingfray with the 124th Regiment. Afterthat, follows games with Michigan, Ohio,and Culver. The game yesterday w'asthe fastest yet playeJ and the regularsdisplayed a .smooth offensive and a bal¬anced teamwork w ,iich bodes little goodfor forthcoming opponents.(Continued from sports page)the winning team. Watrous performedin bang-iip style as goal-keeix'- whilehis two mates drove down the field for TERESA DOLANBEN SMITZDORFSchott of Dancing1208 E. C3rd STREETYoung: and old taught to dance. Adult’slessons strictlv private. No one to watchor embarrass you.DAY OR EVENINGTELEPHONE HYDE PARK S888WANT TO KNOW HOW TO SAVEMONEY FOR NEW SHIRTS?The solution is simple! Most shirts wear out becausethey are machine worn! 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