r.'ia'iA“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE” e Batlp Frosh %(rill battleSophs in rush.Vol. 28. No. 23 UNIVERSIY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 1928 Price Five CentsAthenaeumEditor’s note: The Athenaeum isan open column. The Daily Maroonassumes no responsibility for contri¬butions printed in this its Vox Pop.We deem it wise in the light of to¬day’s remarks to emphasixe this factfor we hare no wish to incur the dis¬pleasure of the feminine element >nour constituency. But if you boyswish to rerert to type and assailtSmininity like /iminature Schopen-kaurs, why make yourself at homein this column.OUR WOMENBy Virus HomoIt need not be restated in this dis¬cussion of them that most women cometo the University to have a good time,and to get married. This is a factwell known to all. Furthermore I amonly slightly cynical when I say thatthose who do not come here for thosepurposes have come to the conclusionthat there is no chance anyway, and sohave given up to go into some profes-sbn. These thoughts have the tritenessof common parlance, and so may beconsidered as truth..\n article in a recent issue of Harp¬er's condemns the Mucker pose affectedby all supposedly cultured Americans,in which they attempt to hide any frag¬ments of culture they might possess be¬hind an attitude of hard boiled, roughand ready grossness and vulgarity. Iam wondering if the mnekerishness thatis affected by a large class of women inthis so called realm of culture can becalled a pose, or if it is a habit."rhere is no denying it, the women ofthis University are intelligent, theyhave brains em)Ugh to know what theywant, and they are dencedly clever alxMttgetting it a la the best approved methodsof One Round Rosie and the gentry ofNorth Gark Street. Bui when a girlof this caliber goes about talking witha beer bottle whine in her voice anda lingo that woukl do credit to a“broad" from back of the yards, onewonders exactly what she is driving at.besides a hot flock of dates over the,veek-end. Fortunately these women area minority, but an agressive one. Theyare ‘it’ because they have the money tobe “it” and because most of their sistersoutwardly admire their mucker trait.s,and do likewise if they had the nerve.Sophistication strikes the keynote ofthe whole attitude. Campus womenknow too much of life (why not, mydears, have they not read James Joyce,and Maxwell Bodenheim. or even Eu¬gene O’Neill?) Their eyes are old fromexperience—gleaned from the iMiges ofSnappy Stories and Boccaccio. If theyhave an ideal left, it is solitary confine¬ment. They have got to be “in theknow" and conform always, and com¬pete whenever possible. To taketheir “line” seriously one wouldhave to believe that they run the wholegamut of human experience. But asthe reduction of one to habit leads themto greater excess and artificiality in thesearch for a new thrill they seem to behaving a good time, and as for marriage—why that is a foregone conclusion.So much for those feminines who re¬sist culture for marriage and the danceat the University, but there are others,and indeed their case is doubly serious.These are the unfortunates who haveno hope. These Women are forced toassert themselves in the thirst for knowl¬edge, and the-assiduity of study, no mat¬ter what lights of fancy they may haveinhibited. Unable to secure a safe gradeby the magic of a smile and the in-siduousness of personality, these womenhave to study, and overwhelm instruc¬tors with data and hard labor. Oh whatunreasoning beasts of burden these,perform assignments with machine-likeexactitude. They may' warm the coldheart of some professor, but where isthe faintest spark of intelligence, theglitter of imagination, that despiseslabor and makes ideas fascinating? Cer¬tainly these things are not found here.Such are the women of the Univer¬sity. Every axiom has its postulate,and every rule its exception, but theseonly make the rest seem duller by con¬trast. Every generality has its specificapplication, but still, as I think thisover, I might be inclined to make atleast one special exception. What is thatone? Ask any fellow who agrees withme. . . .— ' KIDDER SPEAKSON RUINED CITYOF NEI^MEXICOGives Result of TwentyYears’ Work AmongIndian PueblosDr. A. V. Kidder of the CarnegieInstitution of Washington will lec¬ture on “The Ancient Civilization ofOur Southwest’” Monday at 8 inMandel Hall.A Leading ArchaeologistDr. Kidder, one of the leading ar¬chaeologists of America, is nowchairman of the division of Anthro¬pology and Psychology of the Na¬tional Research council. His talk willbe illustrated with slides showingcountry, plant and anmal life, andespecially the great ruins of thesouthwest He has spent twentyyears in this region under the au¬spices of Harvard University, ex¬ploring and excavating the pueblosof the cliff dwellers and other earlypeople. He has also done some workin Mexico for the Archaeological In-stitute of America and the Phillips Sunday, November 11, marks theAndover Academy. tenth anniversary of the close of the„ j • . , World War. In recognition of theRecommended by Cooper-Cole . .. -n u u un . r. A. ^ ' event a mass meeting will be heldProfessor Fay Cooper-Cole of the i e a * o ou- rp. , j ^ I Sunday at 3:15 at the Chicago Tern-Anthropology department says, “It i i • i i• • i j, ^ ^ , „ j pie featuring several religious lead-18 a lecture that will appeal to all 'who are interested in pre-historicAmerica or in travel in the South¬west. Probably the most interestingwork that has been accomplished inthis line in North America is Dr,Kidder’s excavation of the greatburied city at Pecos, New Mexico.” Foige Begins Campus Literary' Season; Froehel, North AppearWith the appearance of TheForge at the Marion Stroebel-JessicaNorth Lecture the campus extra-cur¬ricular literary season will be open¬ed. National in scope this Midwes¬tern Review will be representativeof the foremost younger writers ofAmerica. In spite of the fact thatin its six years of existence onlyabout one tenth of the material hasbeen taken from Chicago and vicin¬ity, there has been an attempt tobring the significance of the mag¬azine back to the campus by thepresentation of campus poets.Many ContribvtoraThis first number of the Forgefor the year will contain amonRothers, poetry by William ClossonEjnory, Jay Sigmund, and Dorothy<5ollins, while among the illustra¬tions two pen and ink drawings byCity Groups HoldArmistice Service Beulah Griffing are to be featured.Also will be included a review of“The Long Leash” a new book ofpoetry by Jessica North.The presentation of Jessica Northand Marion Stroebel Friday nightwill consist of readings from theirwork. Both have recently publishednew volumes of poetry which ac¬cording to the critics should enhancethe reputations of the authors.Millay AppearsThe second event in the series ofForge presentations is to be the ap¬pearance of Edna St. Vincent Mil-lay, author of “The King’s Hench¬man” and other volumes that giveher a preeminent position in Amer¬ican poetry, in a reading of her ownpoetry on Tuesday evening, Novem¬ber 27 at Mandel hall. This en¬gagement as a headliner puts theForge lecture series among the fore¬most in the city, according to theopinion of the editors. FollowingMiss Millay coming Forge presenta-tons of significance are the appear¬ances of Sherwood Anderson andLouis Untermeyer on January 8 andFebruary 19 respectively. Campus Grows QuietWhile Election CoolsThe months of strain at lastare over, and the next Presidentof the United States has beenelected. Worn out by unlimitedpropaganda, swayed by silvertongue orators, harassed by fear,prejudice, suggestions from bothsides and all parties, the peoplehave at last made their choice.There are those who have seenthe chance to reassert behind newleaders the spirit of progressburied beneath the apathy ofprosperity, and there are thosewho have been satisfied to keepthe status quo.And now all this has been de¬cided and we can slip 'back intohappy apathy again until the nextelection.To Discuss ChapelAt Debating Uniont "Resolved, that the money spent on! the Chapel should have been used forother purposes" is the subject to bediscussed by the members of theUniversity Debating Union at Rey¬nolds clubhouse on Thursday even¬ing, November 8.The purpose of the Union is toprepare a debating team to representthe University in inter-collegiate de¬bates. A contest with Harvard,which will take place in Mandel hall j ers.The speakers will be Rev. JohnThompson of the First MethodistEpiscopal Church, Chicago; Dr.Gerson B. Levi of the Lsaiah-IsraelTemple; and Rev. Ernest F. Tittleof the First Methodist Episcopalchurch, Evanston. This program issponsored by the women’s religiousorganizations of the city.The Chicago Forum council willmeet at the Adelphi theater the same iaftertioon with Professor Parker T. 'Moon of Columbia University whowill discuss “What Progress TowardPeace?”Professor Moon will touch on thehighlights of the last ten years thatmay be considered milestones to¬ward the permanent prevention ofanother World War, and will discussthe significance of the League of FALL REGISTERSHOWS INCREASEOVER LAST YEAR Shailer MathewsDiscusses Creed'In Chapel SeriesUniversity registration for the au¬tumn quarter of 1928 totals 8,073students, it was officially announcedye.sterday by Walter A. Payne, Uni¬versity Recorder and Examiner.Of this number 1,426 are enrolledin the graduate schools of arts, lit¬erature and science, and 2,869 in thesenior and junior colleges.There are 298 divinity students,508 medical students, including thosein Rush Medical and the OgdenGraduate School of Science, 437 lawstudents, 68 in education, 240 incommerce and administration, 132in social service administration, andten in library science. University col¬lege has an enrollment of 2,523.during the spring quarter, has already ! rvfQOi A V DIbeen arranged. A debate with Iowa ^*^* *->A I rLlLULAt.is also being arranged.Leonard Greatwood, an Englishstudent who has attended Oxford col¬lege, has been elected president ojthe Union, and under his guidancethe Oxford system of debating is be- Shields bearing the pledge pins ofthe thirty-one fraternities and twelveclubs on the University campus willform the major mural decorations ining employed instead of the American I ballroom of the Shoreland hotel,method. | which will be the scene of the Skullu . VI • f 1. I Crescent dance to be held onDean Bertram .\eIsoi\ is faculty ad- Of the total registration, 3,032Nations, the World Court, the Lo- graduate students, 4,218 under-cartio Treaties, and the Pact for out- ^ graduate, and 823 uncla.ssified.lawing wai. registration for this quarterI .shows an increase of 119 studentsover the fall quarter last year. OfDArfcrrC at registered for this year 4,163tSAL^LllLij A 1 LIAINL.>l!4 jare men and 3,910 are women, whilelast year 4,084 were men and 3,869women. It was also announced thatthe total registration for the lastyear up to June 1928 was 14,474.visor of the Union. Dean ChaunceyBoucher has requested the students Saturday, November 17, the eveningof the Illinois game.to cooperate with the new organiza-1 This unusual decoration is part oftion; which is holding a meeting each the general pledge theme which theweek in order to develop a varsity dc- sophomore honor society has select-bating team.BYRD EXPLORERS TOUSE CHESIERFIELDSON TWO YEAR TRIPCommander Richard E. Byrd,who is now on the way to the SouthPole in the ships of the Byrd Ant¬arctic Expedition, has figured outthe number of cigarettes a day aman consumes when the thermome¬ter reads sixty degrees below zero.He has ordered and received 780,-000 Chesterfield cigarettes, a twoyears’ supply, from the Liggett andMyers Tobacco Company.The question of which cigaretteto choose was answered by a prefer¬ence of a majority of Byrd’s menfor Chesterfields.During the long wait for goodweather in the Spitzberger camp,preceding Byrd’s flight over theNorth Pole, the commander had anopportunity to see that his men just“ate up cigarettes.” a ed for the 1928 edition of its an¬nual hop, in order to initiate thenewcomers to the social life of theUniversity.All students at the University areinvited to the affair. Tickets whichare $2.50 can be procured at thepresent time from any member ofSkull and Crescent, or at the Phoe¬nix office in Lexington hall. “Only in so far as they representthat which is real do the Bible andthe Creed have weight in modernday usage,” stated Dean Shailer Mat-hew.s. Dean of the Divinity school,in his lectures last night at JosephBond chapel. “The Bible and theCreed,” he continued, “have per¬manent value in proportion to thereality conceded them.”This was the first of a series tobe held every Tue.sday at 7:30 andis the tenth year in which such acourse has been given.The program begins with a fif¬teen minute period of worship. At7:45 the lecture will commence andwill continue for three quarters ofan hour. Two classes in leadershiptraining are held at 8:30, and eachperson regi.stered is free to makehis own choice of classes. One classis under the direction of ProfessorW. C. Bower and the other is underProfessor B. W. Robinson.As controversy has left manywondering how authentic the Biblerecords are and what authority theancient creeds retain, as well as whatvalidity there is in their own re¬ligious experience, the effort will bemade in these lectures to locate someof the most disturbing problems andanswer them.Georges DuhamelTalks TomorrowJAPAN Y’ OFFICIALHERE TODAY FORCAMPUS LECTUREDorf Gives DanishEducational Vi^wsIn Speech TonightDr. Alfred T. Dorf, Chief B5oliog-rapher of the Libraries, who claimsthat the American high school is afailure, will lecture before the Scan¬dinavian club today at 7:45 in IdaNoyes hall. His subject will be“Danish Educational Ideas in Amer¬ica.”The Danish Folk school, an ex¬periment in adult education which iswidely studied, and is established inNorway, Sweden, Finland, Germany,Poland, England, and Japan will bethe main theme of his discussion. Mr. Y. Kumazawa, secretary of theJapanese Student Christian Associa¬tion ,a parallel organization to the Y.M. C. A. is to arrive at the Univer¬sity today or tomorrow, it was an¬nounced by Secretary M. D. McLeanof the University Y. M. C. A.Mr. Kumazawa is to lecture to theJapanese students during his two daystay on the aceomplishments andideals of the organization which herepresents.The purpose of the Jajianese Stu¬dent Christian Association is to uniteall Japanese students in America byproviding a common field of inter¬est and activities. , Henri C. E. David of the Frenchdepartment will preface a lecture by(Jeorges Duhamel with a talk onDuhamel and his works at 4:30 atthe French house, 5810 Woodlawn.M. Duhamel, French novelist, poetand dramatist, will lecture on “Ten¬dencies of the Modern Theatre inFrance” in Classics 10 at 4:30 inmorrow. He will speak in French.Georges Duhamel is recognized asone of the outstanding contempor¬ary French authors, and has writtenwidely. One of his recent outstand¬ing novels is “The Life of the Mar¬tyrs,” based on war material. Hisplay “La Lumiere” was recently pre¬sented in Chicago. WILKINS SPEAKSAT SERVICES INCHAPELJTONIGHTBoucher Praises FormerDean in Work withUndergraduatesPresident Ernest Hatch Wilkins ofOberlin college, formerly Dean ofthe Colleges of the University, willdeliver the first lecture in the Uni¬versity chapel tonight at 7:30, inau¬gurating the regular Wednesday eve¬ning services which were held lastyear in the Joseph Bond chapel.President Wilkins resigned his pro¬fessorship here in 1927 to acceptthe presidency of Oberlin college.The Board of Social Services andReligion has chosen President Wil¬kins to give this first address be-''aus'» of his intimate acquaintancewith the ii/e and problems of theUniversity, and they believe, thathe, more th;m any other collegepresident in the country, would havesomething of value to say to - Chi¬cago students with respect to thechapel. Although the present under¬graduate body may feel somewhatout of touch with President Wilkins,members of the class of 1927 andprevious classes, doubtless feel hehas understood their scholastic prob¬lems better than anyone else. Stu¬dents believe it Is especially fittingthat a man of this type be honoredas the first speaker in the new cha¬pel.Praised By BoucherDean Chauncey S. Boucher, whosucceeded President Wilkins asDean of the Colleges, said yester¬day of the debt which the Univer¬sity owes the speaker, “While hewas dean of our colleges PresidentWilkins showed that he understoodall phases of undergraduate life asdo few college administrators. Hisdeep interest in undergraduate prob¬lems became widely contagious, andhis keen insight was highly valued.I am deeply gratified that our stu¬dents have an opportunity to seeand hear him tonight.”“This lecture has been arrangedas one of special interest and valueto the student body,” said Mr. DavidH. Stevens, assistant to the actingpresident.”Visitors Inspect ChapelThe chapel, including the tower,is open for inspection from 9 a. m.to 9 p. m. daily and members of thechapel council are available as guidesat all times.Rev. Lynn Harold Hough of theAmerican church of Montreal, Can¬ada, will speak at the services nextSunday.COLUMN CONTRIBSMEET TODAY AT 3“Whistle” contributors, past andprospective, are asked to attend ameeting tomorrow at 3 at the officeof the Daily Maroon. Suggestionsand plans of revision or improve¬ment of the column will be discuss¬ed. “The Blind Tiger” will conductthe meeting.Choose TemporaryFreshman LeadersDoris Anderson, Viola Bower andSylvia Friedman wedre chosen tem¬porary chairman, secretary andtreasurer, respectively,j of the Coun¬cil of the Freshman Women’s club ata meeting yesterday noon.Active steps will be taken Tues¬day in regard to the buiiei»-bridgeparty and the tea dante' i^eh theCouncil is planning tor the entireFreshmen class. Carolina Lasses Get Lonesome;Seek Most Handsome SophomoreVenus is chasing Adonis again.Hesitating to trust to the untriedcrop of the neophytes and equallywary of the mundane upper class-men, three coeds have sought themost handsome member of the soph¬omore class of the university. Amissive so addressed was received bythe Undergraduate Council; it hasnot been determined whether abeauty contest will be held to de¬termine the victim of the threem Jst-get-their’s from the Universityof South Carolina.The message in all i'cs implicationfollows: Fortunate or Unfortunate:We sincerely hope you are' blessedwith a few “extra” oennies. becausewe desire greatly that you send usseveral University stickers.INo, we aren’t quite losing oarminds, but you know these collegegirls, eh? Truly, we just want todecorate our cells. 'Nif we receivethem, they’ll ever remind us of Chi¬cago’s cutest son.Many, many thanks! !“The Collegian Trio.”This snare was stretched out forthe Most Handsome Sophomore andwas signed by Ray, Delle and Anniefrom Greenwood, South CaroHna.Page Two THE DAILY MARCXDN, WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 7. 1928imlg iiarontiFOUNDED IN 1901THE official STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morrings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during th® Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rate®98.00 per year; by mail, 91.50 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Ehitered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the poet office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.Th® Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialapi>earing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORROBERT L. STERN, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTel^hones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENNews EditorRobert C. McCormack.... Newt Editor. Day EditorNormen R. (Goldman Day EditorDay EditorDay EditorWOMENHarriet HathawayJunior EditorJ. Aldean GibboneyFrancea A. BlodgettMarjorie CahillPearl Klein Feature Editor....Sophomore Elditor....Sophomore ElditorMarion E. White ....Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTHenry D. Fisher Assistant EklitorAlbert Arkules Sophomore ElditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore ElditorJerome Strauss Sophomore EditorEmmarette Dawson Women’s ElditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women’s EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker. Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerBlanche Reardon SecretaryLee Loventhal Office ManagerRobert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder Local CopyRobert Shapiro Local CopyHugh Mackenzie Advertising Rep.THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of uivdergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus cultural influences.4. Erection of dormitories and field house.5. Support of military unit.6. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.ARROWS IN THE AIRPsychologists among the Paris dressmakers discovered thattheir sales style is not so cramped if they can keep the customer’smind off the bill.That led to the introduction of tea dances and mannikin par¬ades in the dressmaking salons; a more daring entrepeneurbrought classic dancers into his sales salons, and now Jean Patouhas opened a cocktail bar, the last word in drinking elegance.Not only will the mixtures of the white-coated barman keepthe minds of the clients off the bills, but since he mixes his “side¬cars” and “rose” cocktails better than the average barman he iseven attracting a clientele which might be tempted to buy a dresson the side, somewhat as a chaser.President Eliot of Harvard once said that as a part of theequipment a student should acquire in college, the habit of in¬dependent thing on books, prevailing customs and current events.It was his idea that any student who had received the highestbenefit from a college education would have developed a mind cap¬able of making decisions without reliance upon popular opinion.The Smith College campus organ has come to the conclu¬sion that “President Eliot was too optimistic” and “that thosewho absorb to the fullest extent the advantages offered at collegeare pitifully few. We are constantly confronted by the necessityfor admitting that there is very little originality and independ¬ence of opinion among college students.”* * 4>Demonstrating college spirit in the manner of the Americanundergraduate would be very bad form at Oxford, according toKatherine Ripman, an Oxford graduate, interviewed by the Mich¬igan Daily. Miss Ripman said that in England the spirit forone’s school was taken for granted, while here there is almosta professional fostering of college spirit. But then Oxford -has nofootball stadium seating scores of thousands who pay approxim¬ately three dollars per seat.* * *One of our western college dailies, The Silver and Gold, hasthis to say about “pipe” courses, “The fact that certain coursesthat are ‘pipes’ for some and Waterloos for others makes one stopand think: Is it the course that should get the credit (or the cen¬sure) ? Isn’t it because certain courses appeal to students, andothers do not ... To him who enjoyed the course it might becalled a ‘pipe’; to his neighbor who abhored it, it might havebeen a bore—he may have flunked it.“When one says he has found a ‘pipe’ the odds are verystrong that, consciously or subconsciously, he has found a coursein which he finds pleasure. ‘Painless’ studying is a compliment tothe course and its instructor.” OFFICIAL NOTICESWednesday, November 7Radio Lecture, 8, Station WMAQ.“Elementary Ethics” Professor T. V.Smith, Philosophy department.Divinity Chapel, 11:50, Joseph BondChapel, Dr. Louis Mann.The Faculty Women’s Luncheon,12, Ida Noyes Hall.El Circulo Espanol, 4, Ida NoyesHall.Le Cercle Francais, 4:30, 5810Woodlawn .\venue. Associate Profes¬sor Henri C. E. David, French depart¬ment.The Scandinavian Club, 7:45, IdaNoyes Hall, “Dutch Educational Ideasin America.” Mr. Alfred T. Dorf.Kappa Mu Sigma, 8, Ida NoyesHall, “The Provitamin D. 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A free Mother Goose book withpurchases of $1.00 or over.at theUniversity of ChicagoBOOK STORE5802 ELLIS AVENUEMAID-RITE WHIZTry Our Special Sandwich—Lunch TodayYou will find our Delicious **Maid-Rite” SandwichwithCrisp French-fried PotatoesandSteaming CoffeeA pleasant adventure in the Land of Eats35cWE GREET YOU WITH A SMILEMaid-Rite Sandwich Sh op,E. S7th St. Between Kenwood and KimbarkSTAGG STRESSES DEFENSIVE POWERWnCE AND BURTINGWERSON BASKAMID POPULARITYHowling Of Alumni at BothInstitutions Ends AsTeams WinNext Saturday in the presence ofcrowd estimated at 85,000, Iowa andOhio will clash ia the Ohio bowl forwhat appears to ne Big Ten suprem¬acy in football. Ohio has defeatedNorthwestern, Indiana, and Michiganto date, while the Iowa outfit hasthe scalps of Minnesota and Chicagodangling from its belts.Few games offer more unusual con¬tradictions. Here are two teams bat¬tling for championship honors, anda year ago at this time they were fardown in the ruck. In fact, since thedays of Devine and Locke for theCornhuskers, and the Workmanbrothers for Ohio, both teams hadbeen pushed around the conference bythe other schools somewhat uncere-n.oniously..\ year ago the ‘anvil chorus’ ofa. Jmni, students, and what not atboth schools pounded the welkin loudand long that new coaches could re¬place Ingwerson and Wilce. Win¬ning teams had to be had at any-cost,and in the rush to be on the band¬wagon, the respective abilities of(Continued on page 4) Neglected FieldGoals Prove BigItems in VictoriesThe field goal, a much neglectedweapon in these days when more re¬liance is placed on the ability of in¬dividual backfield men to jauntthrough an opposing team’s defensefor a touchdown, came back into itsown last Saturday with a resound¬ing bang. Some of the best gameson the schedule were decided by thefield goal.The classic example where a teamfound the field goal a powerful of¬fensive weapon was at Mich^an.Early in the game, Gembis swunghis toe from the 23 yard line andthe pigskin sailed over the cross¬bars for the Wolverines’ only scoreand what later proved to be the onlyscore of the game. Another storymight have been told here if FrostyPeters’ attempt for Illinois had justgone a little higher. As it was, hestood on the Michigan 43 yard lineand accurately booted the ball. Itshot straight for its mark but it hit /the crossbar and fell back into thefield.Northwestern claims its first vic¬tory in Big Ten competition thisseason due to a place kick by Cap¬tain Holmer in the second quarter.This, coupled with Calderwood’s |pretty seventy yard trip for a touch¬down, proved a slim margin forNorthwestern, as the Gophers cameback and scored a touchdown anda safety.While Wisconsin ambled to a vie- PURDUE ELEVENBATTLES PURPLEBoilermakers Eager To EvenUp SeriesPurdue’s football eleven, ready tojump back into the Big Ten cam¬paign following its appearanceagainst Case Saturday, is eager totake advantage of its chance to eventhe gridiron series with Northwest¬ern next Saturday, but the per¬formance of the Wildcats againstformidable foes has convinced theBoilermakers that it will take agreat brand of ball to down theEvanston host. The Purple elevenpacks an offensive that will test themettle of Purdue’s battling forwardwall, in which Ed. Eickmann, tackle,and Guy Mackey, end, have beenoutstanding.At present Northwestern holds aone-game edge in the fifteen game(series that was started in 1895, andm the sixteenth meeting at Evans¬ton this Saturday, the Boilermakerscan make it all even providing theyare able to eke out a win. Althoughthere have been a number of closebattles in the Purdue-Northwesternseries there has never been a tiegame.tory over Alabama by the marginof two touchdowns, the place kick italso scored might have proved the(Continued on page 4) Camp Randall Stadium SoldOut Completely For BadgerHomecoming Against MaroonsFrosh and SophsWill Batie InPushball ContestThose frosh who have from thebeginning of the quarter vowed un¬holy revenge upon those most-be¬loved of upper classmen will havean opportunity to put these samewords into concrete actions whenthey meet the sophomores on Nov.22 at 4 p. m. on Greenwood Field.The Frosh-Soph rush will be as itwas last year, in the nature of apushball cont^t.Last year, despite the fact thatHugh Mendenhall, varsity halfback,led the Sophomores, the Freshmanclass proceeded to soundly trim theirelders. This year William Garveywill have to organize the Sophomoresin their battle against the frosh.From the appearance of things atthis early stage, it looks like thefrosh will present a battle frontcomposed of every member of theyearling class.Lieutenant E, C. Norman of theR. 0. T. C. will referee the contestand his word will be final in allquestions raised on the field. Lastyear almost any style of warfarewas permitted and as a result theIntramural Department will probablyissue a complete set of rules gov¬erning the contest. With Camp Randall stadium soldout completely for the homecomingstruggle between Chicago and Wis¬consin Madison next Saturday, CoachStagg’s warriors settled down to theserious business of improving theirdefense for the tricky and versatileset of Badger backs. The fashion inwhich Penn’s reserves found big gapsin the opening minutes of the fraylast Saturday speaks none too wellfor the Maroons’ defense.Maroons Must Build DefenseOne of the biggest problems facingthe Staggmen is their inability towithhold a furious opposing attack inthe opening minutes of a game. Op¬posing teams have jumped into anearly lead and then found themselevespowerless to make much headway af¬ter Chicago got started. The Ma¬roons’ displayed this weakness againstPenn’s second string backfield, andit remains to be seen whether theygain any moral advantage by holdingWisconsin at bay when both teamstake the field.Badgers Have Flashy BacksGloomy Glen Thistlewaite has a number of backs this year, any ofwhom will give the Maroon line plen¬ty of trouble, Cuisinier, Sammy Behr,Harold Smith, Bartholomew, andLusby, revealed a world of stuflfagainst Alabama. To make the situ¬ation a trifle more pessimistic. GeneRose, flashy halfback, was reinstatedlast week, and will be in good shapefor Saturday’s scrap.Frosh Use Wisconsin PlaysIn the meanwhile, the trainingcamp reveals Coach Stagg’s men un¬dergoing long and arduous scrim¬mages with the yearlings. Equippedwith Badger plays, the freshmen havebeen making good gains through thevarsity line. A line attack, with avariation of some classy end running,and a passing attack of no mean abil¬ity, have been the chief displays inthe freshmen repertoire.Backfield Rounds Into ShapeThat Coach Stagg will have his menkeyed to the point of repulsing thehitherto unhampered march of Wis¬consin in its seasonal frays thus faris evident in the daily workouts.And So His Face Was Utterly Ruined By BRIGGSY/Wy^ Right,FELLA...Take YourCHO\C6.. IT'S EITHEROLD Golds for vfauFrom mowOR SOIClD^ Givt hinn old ( Y///\■// /\ Gold whiley/A HE_ STILL 'mas a,FACe... MOT A .Cou6M IN A CAP-- ^EEX times YouCOUGH, 5eexA TimeI COT You FACe 1!PLEASE, i'SHAYAYou NO MO' .*f LANTERN ROOMto the entrancing tunes ofROBBY MRKKRR AND HIS ORCHESTRA(A Benson Organization)INFORMAL WEEK NIGHTSFormal Parties in the Main Dining Room SaturdaysDirection Gladys Andes For reservations phoneSuperior 2200SPECIAL VERNE BUCK PARTY ON ARMISTICEEVE, SATURDAY, NOV. 10, 1928(This will be the first appearance of Verne Buck and hisOrchestra outside of the theatre this season).Old GoldThe Smoother and Better Cigarette.... not a cough in a carloadO P. LorilM C*.. Bm. 1760 ?1GOING TO WISCONSIN’SHOMECOMING GAMEWITH CHICAGO •—GET THERE FRIDAY NIGHT IN TIME TO ENJOYTI4I7 Rir*HOMECOMINGMIDNITE SHOWAT THK MILUON DOLLARCapital TheatreMadison—Ws.Friday, Nov. 9 at 11P.M.MADISON’S BIGGEST MIDNITE ATTRACTIONMail Order Reservations now being received—enclose self addressedenvelope for return of tickets with check for seats—$1.(X) each—500 seats being reserved for Chicago visitors. IIIIII\rjPiF>if'H'.Pf.i.i 'll' -"’"" I'Mi'jriii.MiiMiiiigiiupiv.illiffJl "ii.iniiinfppiiiii m,THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNE^JAY, NOVEMBER 7, 1928OUTCASTSOutcast men of the world are we.Sunk in the depths of iniquityDetested by all and loved by none.A blot on the face of the kindly sun.Men of training and breeding andbirthWho knew full well what the gamewas worthWho played their hands—and lost——and thenLost themselves from the world ofWe hid ourselves in the Island worldWhere the flashing coils of the“Snake” are curledWe sought the depths to hide ourshame.The “thing” we had made of anhonored name.We swam the Bay in the earlydawnBut the Shark came not, and welived on.We sought the end in the hole’ssteelBut hearts wounds live, while fleshwounds heal.(We went unarmed to the Moro’s“jil”But they called us “mad” and theywould not kill.And the Padre came with his taleof GraceBut we knew better, and laughed inhis face.~ERNST ROEHLK5809 Harper Ave.Phone Hyde Park 8282ARTIST. PHOTOGRAPHER We twined cur hearts in a woman’shairThen tried to forget in the din andglareOf a “tienda down on the opal bayWhere many men come and somemen stay.We lost ourselves in the Army then.Our identity merely “EnlistedMen”But the dusk, when the shadowsstart to crawlIn their weird, wild dance on thebarracks wallA ghastly pageant that comes tostirOur memory again to what we wereAnd we bow our heads and stifle acryFor we don’t know how and we’llnever know why.El Tigre. There’s something unjust in thedeath of a dream—Like taking can¬dy away from a child before it’s hada chance to taste it.Never be frank with an idealist;if he wanted frankness, he wouldn’tbe an idealist.“After all—The French do knowhow to dress!”THE BLIND TIGER.Burtt to DiscussWork at HarvardNOVEMBER SUN^^.TPurple, red, and mauveAflame against cold, clear blue....Autumn leaves of heaven set afire.Solemn, stark, and blackly nudeThe scrawny trees moan prayerAt laughing Pan’s flaming funeralpyre.My Lady Cecilia. Professor Edwin Arthur Burttwill reminisce on his experiences atHarvard at the meeting of the Phil¬osophy club tomorrow at 8 p. m. inClassics 20. iHe will discuss among otherfunctions their tutorial system,^hich is one of the neAvest experi¬ments at Harvard and comments onA FEW GEMS FROM SIS’SSYSTEMThis is the time of year when agirl stops trying t olook cool andsweet in a heavy wool sweater andbegins trying to look warm and rosyin a backless evening gown.Official Collc^aFfa\TEBNlTY(JewelryBoc^ea'llit^&-Haiieliie9’WARREN PIPER &0O31 K. STAT E 9T.ANNOUNCEMENT !! !The students axe now able to buy genuine Indiangoods direct from the Indians.Navajo Rugs Mexican Zars4>esU. S. and Alaska Indian Through Amber and CrystalMoccasins and Jewelry NecklacesW.H. ALLEN“If the Indian makes it I can get it direct to you at one-halfor two-thirds eastern prices.”6310 Kenwood Ave. Plaza 0259WITCH KITCH INN“Where The Witchery of Good CookingLures**6325 Woodlawn Ave.Table D’Hote Luncheon 40cserved 11 to 2 P. M.SANDWICHES SALADSfootballTHE ELECTION IS OVER!We Won by a LandslideYour confidence shows us that we have been chosenyour favorite.We have been the student tea shop for more thanten years and are still in a position to serve you thebest food at a very reasonable price.Student Luncheons, 50cSpecial Table D’Hote Dinners, 75cELLIS TEA SHOP940 E. 63rd Street Near Ellis Avenue31 the work of the professors of thephilosophy department with whomhe came into contact Last year. NEGLECTED FIELDGOALS PROVE BIGFACTOR IN VICTORIES sacrifice. 5708 Kimbark Ave. 3rd apt.WILCE AND BURTINGWERSEN BASKAMID POPULARITY(Continued from page 3)Coaches Wilce and Ingwersen weregrossly underestimated. Rumors ofresignation circulated around the BigTen. and iuseenied almost certain thatboth coaches were to go the waymany of their ill fated brethren havegone who could not produce winningteams.At this moment, only three daysbefore the impending struggle, bothinstitutions are yelling the praises ofWilce and Ingwersen. You hear norumors now of resignations demand¬ed. Instead, the ‘anvil chorus’ is fall¬ing all over itself in its haste to as¬sure Coaches Wilce and Ingwersenthat the words uttered last year wereunduly harsh and rash. (Continued from page 3)deciding points if Alabama had of¬fered a stouter resistance. CoachThistlewaite showed he considers thefield goal of serious proportions byhaving his men attempt a score inthat fashion, rather than risk a haz¬ardous try for a touchdown.Many will remember Cassle’s at¬tempted drop kick for Chicagoagrainst Penn. Whether it would havesailed over the goal posts will neverbe known, for the kick was blocked,resulting in a free football, and adash down the length of the field byMurphy. This incident changed theentire complexion of the game. HELP WANTED — Students tosell attractive line of ChristmasGreeting Cards to their friends. Lib¬el commission paid. Woodworth’sBookstore, 1311 E. 57th St., ask forW. Chumley.WANTED — University trainedwoman to assist in literary researchfrom time to time. No regular hoursnecessary. Now investigating historyof Jewish hospital. Please write in-' dicating age, phone, and details ofI education. Dr. James E. Lebensohn,I 25 E. Washington St.CLASSIFIED ADSFOR S.\LE—A three piece bedroomsuite used four months. To sell at a FOR SALE—Standard PortableUnderwood typewriter, little used.Gladstone Hotel, 3212.TO TAKE CARE of children Sat¬urday afternoons and evenings,young teacher will give undividedattention. Come regularly. Tele¬phone Hyde Park 8595.Lightnin’Bill J ones"O EM EMBER the line in the lovable playLightnin’, when Bill Jones received hispension-check from the (Government ? “Seeall them names on there—Secretary of theTreasury, Secretary of War, and so on? Thischeck ain’t any good unless I sign it!” said Billwith an air of importance.And he was right. Without his little endorse¬ment, the check was a mere scrap of paper.The little things of life, as you have oftenheard, are tremendously important. The smalladvertisements in this paper have messagesfor you that are just as important as thdmessages in the larger advertisements. Readthe small advertisements as well as the largerones.Not only the so-called “want” ads, but thelittle “display” ads. Read them. Let themguide you to real merchandise values, realsavings. Don’t overlook them because theyare small. Without the tiny detonator, or fuse,the big guns that shoot a distance of milesbecome merely tons of useless steel.Be sure to read the small ads as well as thelarger ones. They have somethingimportant to tell you of whichtheir size is no indication