Boucher speaksat the Freshmanbanquet.Vol. 28. No. 31. ©pe Batlp jlaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1927 1927 Announce or¬chestra for Inter¬fraternity ball.IPrice Five Cent*Main StreetBy Milton S. Mayer GREEK BALL HAS SPECIAL BANDThe old order passeth. The old orderalways passeth, I know, but the passingof the old order of last year is one forthe books. There never was anotherlike it any place. And there never willbe. And so, I, along with the otherGod-fearing spirits who have knownhappy days, cast a spray of rue anarosemary on the better times and thebetter men who, in their prime, turnedthe night-time into day-time with th*.sunlight of good cheer.Let me see now. There were not anawful lot of the Iron Legion, but thos*of them that were have engraved them¬selves in that lien of men for the ageswho file through our humdrum lives anaon into eternity. First of all there wasWild Bill Stephenson, The Miracle ManWho Never Said Die. If man is themeasure of all things, as Protagoras said,Will was a man with measure to span.He could beat any man, wjoman orchild at his own game or any one else*s,and all that was awry in the world wasattributed to Stephenson. But beneatnthat Rex ford & Kelder chest beat isheart of pure gold, and it is sad to thinkthat the Stephenson who used to stand infront of the Beta fireplace, flicking ashesfrom the cigarette in his left hanq,scratching his ears anticipatively with htsright hand, and thumping softly with hisleft foot—is pounding cold Philadelphiapavements with blank advertising con¬tracts for the Public ledger, clutched Inthe claw that used to sway the world anoso many other things. And it is sad tolearn how Will came down with tht(hay) fever and blew $9.20 over long dis¬tance to Foster, to moan to the Girl HeLeft Behind Him. Alas, poor YoriklIf Will was Castor, Walt Williamsonwas Polux. Walt was the original Dap¬per Dan and before he gave himself upto a public life there was no better gu>drawing breath. Small talk has it thatWalt went to New York to live withLes River and when the time came topay the rent and think of his future,Walt trickled up to his uncle, W. G.Bryan, of the W. G. Bryan Corporation.“Uncle W. G.,” said Walt, a copy of thtCelebrities’ Number under his arm andhis custom-built topcoat flying open todisclose the spot where the Fiji grow\“let’s get hot on a job for me.” “O. R.,chief,” said W. G., a block off the oldchip. “Take these shoes down toCharlie’s on Fifth Avenue and hjivethem half-soled. “Umpaditty,” saidWalt, and was last seen, Uncle W. G.’shoots in hand, breezing down Fifth Ave¬nue humming “There Ain't No Maybein My Baby’s Eyes.” When Walt beganto fall away from the company of mor¬tals, wc knew that he was already onthe road to greatness. Someday I’ll besaying, “Did T know Mr. Williamson?Why, I called Mr. Williamson “Walt,’-and Mr. Williamson called me “Milt.”But whenever I want to think of theglories of spring I shall summon beforeme the picture of The Builder, orKreines, as he was sometimes called.Colonel Kreines is closer to the hearts orus who knew him as the symbol of thejoie de vivre, a man who was contentto bull his way through life and eat him¬self into an early grave. There was aman’s man, by St. Runnion. The Yogiwas the soul of all that is jollity anogood-fellowship, the moving spirit be¬hind every happy hour, and he may stillbe seen of nights spending the Heraldand Examiners’ money on hamburgers atthe Greek’s on 55th, telling about thetime Bill Crane got sick. . . .In his field, which was just being hfsown sweet self,, there was none to com¬pare with Allison. As president of theEpiscopalian Cluh he got nothing done,and later, when he slipped from graceinto the editorship of the forbiddenPhoenix, he still got nothing done. Be¬neath the serenity of his honest face laya wistful chaos that only a fortunatefew ever saw in action. Jawn is stillat the bottom somewhere, like the restof us, but he is truth crushed to earthand, with his brilliant intimacy with theArts undimmed by years, will riseagain. .(Continued on page 4) A. H. COMPTON TOGIVE LECTURE ONLIFE PHILOSOPHYSpeaks at Joseph BondChapel ReligiousServiceProfessor Arthur H. Compton, re¬cently announced winner of the No¬bel prize for research in the study ofphysics, will give a lecture on “MyPhilosophy of Life,” in a series oflectures offered by the UniversityBoard on Social Service and Religion,to be delivered in Joseph Bond chapelnext Wednesday night.Professor Henry G. Gale, dean ofthe Ogden School of Science, andchairman of the University on SocialService and Religion, will preside atthe meeting.Professor Compton, who describesthe journey into the unknown phenom¬ena of physics that won him the No¬bel prize has the following “successmaxims” to offer, somewhat in con¬trast with the hundreds that have beengiven by bankers, business men, andstatesmen:“To succeed the scientist mustbring himself to a complete state ofneutrality—indifference to whether hesucceeds or not.“He must pick the winning horse—that is, he must work on somethingthat he is convinced will be importantenough to warrant his labor.“He must have the singleness ofpurpose that characterizes success inall fields.“But,” he added, “illustrating thedisinterestdness of science, Prof. C.T. R. Wilson of Cambridge, joint win¬ner of the prize with me, doesn’t be¬lieve in ‘picking the winning horse’—‘watch every detail’ is his theorem.Professor Compton has worked foryears on his theory, finally having itaccepted, and receiving the highestaward for research work in physics.Those delvings into hitherto un¬touched fields established the existenceof the photon.GREEN CAPPERS TOTAKE EXAM TODAYAT 11 IN COBB 110All candidates for the Green Capclub will be given an examination to¬day at 11:50 in Cobb 110 to selectthose who will be taken into ti e or¬ganization. This test will quiz thefirst-year students on their knowledgeof the University, its history and tra¬ditions, its songs and yells and lead¬ers and places on the campus. Allthose wishing to make Green Capmust take the test, according to“Chuck” Harris, Green Cap director.MAROON, CARDINALW. A. A.’s TO MEETWomen representing two campuseswill meet at the Wisconsin-Chicagoluncheon to be held tomorrow at 12in the sunparlor of Ida Noyes hall.The luncheon, sponsored by the localW. A. A., will immediately precedethe game.Need Workers ForMirror CommitteeAspirants for Mirror membershipmet yesterday in Ida Noyes hall andsigned up for the committees on whichthey wish to work. Women who wereunable, to attend the meeting may callFrances Kendall, general manager, Nor¬mal 10325, who will place them withthe group with which they desire towork. Boucher to Speakat Frosh BanquetDean Chauncey S. Boucher willbe toastmaster at the A/l-Freshmanbanquet Tuesday evening, it wasannounced yesterday by Char/esWarner, chairman of the banquet.“We expect every freshman, nomatter in what field of activity hisinterests lie, to attend the ban¬quet,” said Warner. “It is beingsponsored by the Green Cap board,and it is part of a movement tomake the class of ’31 a more dis¬tinct unity than any other classhas ever been.”Charles Harris, chairman of theGreen Cap board, will announce thesuccessful candidates for the societyand Coach A. A. Stagg wil/ pre¬sent the Freshman numerals.SETTLEMENT TOTAG WEDNESDAYClubs To Compete forHighest SalesThe following women are requested toreport at 12 o’clock today in Cobb 206 todiscuss business relative to SettlementNight tagday: Mary Abbott, MarjoryCreighton, Alice Wiles, MargaretPringle, Louise Garrett, Herbenta VanPelt, Margaret Delaplane, Wilifred Wil¬liams and Carol Hess. John MsDon-ough, chairman of the committee for theSettlement tag day, which will be heldnext Wednesday, will be in charge of themeeting.Competition in financial returns fromthe sale of tags will be held betweenthe various women’s clubs of the Uni¬versity, and a prize will be awardedto the club which has the highest rec¬ord. The committee especially Uijgesthe student body to make larger contnbutions than last year as they aim toreach -a quota of twenty-five cents a ta&.“I am Helping the Settlement Kid¬dies” is the slogan which will be printedon all the balloons sold to Chicago roof¬ers at the Saturday Homecoming gamein anticipation of the first touchdownmade by the Maroon team against theBdgers. The usual price of twenty-fivecents will be charged for the balloons.(Continued on page 4)Mason To ChooseThree Women ForUniversity CouncilSix faculty women were nominatedfor permanent membership in theUniversity Women’s Council at ameeting of this organization held yes¬terday afternoon at 4:30 o’clock inHarper. M-ll, under the direction ofMrs. Edith Foster Flint, head of thecouncil.A discussion of ways to securegreater cooperation between Univer¬sity women and faculty women, and toacquaint a larger number of womenwith the work of the council were thetwo purposes of the meeting, said Mrs.Flint.YOUNGEST FROSH OFHIGH INTELLIGENCE“The youngest freshmen make thehighest rating on intelligence tests,”Dr. W. F. Book, head of 'he psychol¬ogy department of Indiana Universitytold the Indiana chapter of Sigma Xirecently. Dr. Book explained that thedata in the University office show thatfor the past years the highest ratingsin the intelligence tests have been ob¬tained by students fifteen or sixteenyears of age.He says that this result is to beexpected, since only the most cleverstudents graduate from high school atan early age. CHICAGO SCHOOLHEADS MEET ATREYNOLDS CLUBLocal Principals DiscussAdmissions WithCommitteePrinciples of twenty-four Chicago andsuburban schools will meet the Commit¬tee on Admissions of the UniversitySaturday morning at the Reynolds clubto discuss programs of high schoolstudy, and admission of students to theUniversity. Limitation of the Fresh¬man class at the University, in the faceof 2,000 applications for admission, hasmade a necessary reconsideration of thebasis of selection of the students, Uni¬versity authorities said.Work in Five FieldsOne of the proposals to be discussedis that of requiring two-thirds of astudent’s high school work be in fivemajor fields, English, foreign languages,social sciences, mathematics, and naturalsciences. A majority of the principalsendorsed the plan in answering question¬naires. Most of the principals also werein favor of psychological tests now givenby the University and believed the testsshould be in addition to the grade re¬quirement. Three phincipals, however,were in favor of making psychologicaltest substitutes for the University rule,which requires an applicant to have afour-year average of ten per cent abovethe passing grade of his high school.Many AttendThe principals who will attend theconference are: J. E. Adams, Waller:G. Beebe, Lane Tech; G. A. Beers,Marshall; B. F. Buck, Senn; Ruth G.Clendenen, Streator; A. S. Hall, Medill;C. M. Himel, Main township; E. Eler,Downers Grove; B. Laughlin, ParkerSenior high; G. L. Letts, York Com¬munity ; A. V. Lockhart, ThorntonFractional Township; H. B. Loomis,Hyde 'Park; M. R. McDaniel, OakPark; B. D. Morland, Wheaton ;,F, T..Morse, Harrison Tech; R. L. Sandwick,Deerfield-Shields Township; W. F. Clo-cum, Schurz; F. W. Stahl, Bowen; G.W. Willett, Lyons Township; W. H.Wright, Austin; A. L. Spohn, Ham-(Continued on page 4)Y. W. C. A. PLANSFOURTH FRESHMANWOMEN’S LUNCHEONFreshman women whose first namesbegin with the letters M, N, O, P, Q,R, have been asked to attend a lun¬cheon to be given by the Y. W. C. A.next Wednesday at 12 in the sun par¬lor of Ida Noyes hall. This is thefourth of a series of luncheons givenchiefly for the purpose of enablingfreshmen women to become acquaint¬ed with upperclassmen. Tickets forthe affair will be on sale for thirtycents until Tuesday noon in the Y.W. office.MATTHEWS TALKSON HIS OXFORD TRIP Competition KeenIn Phoenix SalesIn spite of cold fingers and toes,the forty Phoenix saleswomen madekeen competition yesterday. Whenthe fina/ report was made MortarBoard, Pi De/ta Phi and Sigmawere vieing for first place, so nodefinite statement can be made con¬cerning the winning club.The five dollar individual prizewas awarded to Carolyn Teetzel,who sold fifty-four magazines,which set the record for the year.Eve/yn Stinson, who so/d thirty-six copies received the secondaward of two and a half dollars.Tea was served from 4 to 5 inthe Phoenix office for the womenwho were willing to brave the cold.CALL FOR YEARBOOK PICTURESNew Ruling Quoted forFraternity PhotosPictures of all seniors and fraternitymen are due by December 1, according tothe management of the Cap and Gown.The new rule with regard to fraternitypictures is that fraternities must havepictures of at least 90 per cent of thenmembers ready by the deadline or theentire fraternity will be omitted fromthe annual.- The pictures are taken at Gibson'>studio at 58 E. Washington St., sixtlifloor. To date only a small fraction oithe pictures have been attended to.George Reed, editor of Cap anaGown, in a statement made yesterday,said: “The campus is crying for a bet¬ter Cap and Gown, a year book thatwill equal or surpass the yearbooks ofother schools. We intend to give then*that very thing on the condition that theywill co-operate, as do the undergradu¬ate bodies of other schools. The funaamental contribution is an early sittingfor pictures. Once this matter is takencare of we can devote all our time to theeditorial betterment of the book.”‘‘Creating Hunger InChildren a SeriousProblem,”—Carlson“The problem of creating an appe¬tite in children, who although not suf-j fering from disease have no desire to•eat, is a biological conundrum. Inanimals hunger needs no outside urg¬ing as those who do not eat mustfall by the wayside or die of starva¬tion.” said Doctor Anton Julius Carl¬son, head of the Psychology depart¬ment ,in a talk on “Hunger” at ameeting of the Home Economics clubheld yesterday in Ida Noyes hall. STEVENS HOTELLEADER GATHERSNEW ORCHESTRAFifteen Men to Play forInterfraternity HopWednesdayJoseph Gallicchio, director of theStevens hotel orchestra, will gather to¬gether a special orchestra of fifteenpieces for the Interfraternity Ball tobe held at the new Stevens hotel onThanksgiving eve, according to TexGordon, chairman of the Ball.The musicians, whom Mr. Gallic¬chio gathered together with a greatdeal of effort, were members of thewidely known collegiate orchestrawhich he directed at the EdgewaterBeach hotel prior to coming to theStevens. “Frankie”, the singer, whohas made several records recently, isincluded in it. The orchestra, as it willbe at the Interfraternity Ball, is term¬ed the most popular one which hasever played at a Northwestern uni¬versity affair.Plays Big Ten SongsThe orchestra, which will play forthe 375 couples to be present from 9to 2, will render songs of all of theBig Ten schools. As a special featureMr. Gallicchio has obtained the ar¬rangement for the Cornell song andthe orchestra will play that piece.The Cornell song is not often playedby an orchestra because of difficultyin securing the arrangement.Tex Gordon has stated that for thefirst time in history the demand fortickets is exceeding the number avail¬able. Many fraternities have returnedfor several additional bids and one ask¬ed for ten more.Interest Is HighThis increased interest is attributedby Tex Gordon to the favorable lo¬cation at the Stevens hotel. The In¬terfraternity Ball will be the firstschool affair that has ever been heldthere. The main dining hall of thehotel, which is used only on rare oc¬casions, will be the scene of the Ball.SHAW PLAY NEARCOMPLETION; MENNEEDED ON PROPSWork on the Dramatic Association’sgreat production of Bernard Shaw’s“Caesar and Cleopatra” is progressingrapidly. The play is to be given inMandel hall on December 9. A crewof fifteen men is needed to cope withthe building of the numerous sets andthe many shifts to be made during tnrperformance.Any men interested in carpenterwork or scene shifting should reportany afternoon at 1. These jobs lead upto election to the association and of¬fer the additional possibilities of anoffice on the board the following year.Prof. Burgess Depicts Family LifeAs It Moulds Character of ChildrenIn a lecture given to the Humanitiesclub last night in Classics 21, MitfordMaLeod Matthews, instructor in Eng¬lish in the University College, told ofhis observations while at Oxford, Eng¬land this summer. Mr. Matthews tooksome post-graduate work at the Eng¬lish university and his talk concernedhis observations of English students.Give Second TalkIn Geology SeriesDr. J. Harlen Bretz, professor ofGeology, will give the second of aseries of lectures, which he has plann¬ed on “Geological Problems of theEarth’s History” tomorrow at 6:45in the club room of the Art Institute. ‘The historical family has been rec¬ognized by all who pursue the socialsciences as the,first and most import¬ant institution,” declared ProfessorErnest N. Burgess of the Sociologydepartment in his address “The Studyof Personality Organization in theFamily Environment” given last nightin 106 Swift hall under the auspicesof the Sociology club. “The church andstate may be relegated to a secondaryposition. However, the family has lostone by one its original characteristics.”Professor Burgess then proceeded toread the life history of “Marie”, the daughter of a German-American fam¬ily. This introspective autobiographypainted the conflicts which had shapedthe character of the writer and depict¬ed the feelings which she had experi¬enced through childhood and adoles¬cence. The speaker commented uponeach experience and feeling.Professor Burgess ended his addresswith these conclusions, “The panoramaof family life is at variance with thecherished ideas of family ideas. Themoral and legal conceptions of familylife are totally different from what itactually is.”t• • •" ^ *** F him I, 'Wyil,ii».|l|,!j ll^g|py —t -^.PPV 4.l"Sf ^WUHHy^.w11 **■!■»• ■ ! i^HWt^BH!tiiV4yfgS.WPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1927 ■®1jp ® ally UEarnmFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except .Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winter„ and Spring quarters bj The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as lecond-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,ander the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly rtflerves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE-ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, MMway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sport. Jffi ce. Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Presa AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERGEORGE V. JONES, CH AIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMEN’S EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenMilton iS. Mayer News EditorCharles H. Good Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day EditorLouis Engel Day DditorEdwin Levin Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle editorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorVictor Roterus Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmnrette Dawson Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher _...Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovewell AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker. .Ass’t. Advertising ManagerRichard Grossman ....Downtown RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantSam Teitelman Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker Advertising CorrespondentTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduaet ac¬tivity and scholaiship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-townstudents.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.9. Abolition of E-11 and establishment ot group libraries.10. One Sophomore Honor Society.A REPLYThe fallowing"is an open letter from Edward A. Henry, headof the Uniersity Liraries. to The Daily Maroon, written in answerto the editorial entitled “Group Libraries ” which appeared in theissue of November 10. We are running it in this column becausewe realize that it is a dewpoint on the situation which should befairly presented.. An answer from the Daily Maroon will appearin next Tuesday’s issue.November 14, 1227.Editor of the Daily Maroon :VT'OUR EDITORIAL in last Thursday’s paper, headed “GroupLibraries,” seems to require some comment. The library ad¬ministration is fully aware of the problems involved and has con¬sidered many different projects for relief. Originally reservedbooks were shelved in the main reading room, but the student bodywas large enough in those days to include enough selfish people tosteal all the worth-while books. Then they were placed behindthe counter in W-31, but the crowding together of people wantingreserve books with those wanting stock books for two weeks,called for a separation. After two unsuccessful efforts at solutionthe reserve collection was moved down to E-ll. Students wereadmitted to the shelves with the result that we lost an average ofmore than two books a day and it was the most needed bookswhich disappeared. Finally it was clear that our only means ofkeeping books in circulation was to require students to sign forthem and receive them at the window; hence the present systemwhich, whatever faults it may have, at least keeps the bookscirculating at the rate of more than 20,000 per month.The circulation rules regarding hours were written in co¬operation of the Undergraduate Council. Originally all books jwere kept on day circulation until 9 p. m., when they were allowed jout for overnight use. This hour was moved back to 5 p. m. uponpetition from the Undergraduate Council. The Library Adminis-!tration will be happy at any time to make any reasonable changes (suggested by any representative group of undergraduate students.One point of criticism seems to be the number of copies of.books available. At this point the library is quite helpless. The ILibrary Board, a group of faculty men under a faculty chairman,has ordered that i» no case shall more than five copies of any one |book be bought by the library. Our only means of serving studentswith more than five books is through the Rental Library, wherewe are permitted to buy as many copies as the demand requires.Ordinarily the student who holds an E 11 book out an extra dayand pays fifty cents fine upon it, could have rented the same book, |kept it two weeks and received eight cents change out of his fiftycents.There is serious objection to the scheme which is credited toDean Boucher in your editorial. It is true there are grouplibraries in the sciences, but it is also true that the science stu¬dent’s chief interest is in the laboratory. His use of books is onlyincidental to his laboratory work. Some reference books in chem¬istry must be close to the laboratory so that necessary formulaecan be looked up hurriedly, as needed, while experiments are in progress. That is the fundamental rea¬son for small departmental libraries inthe sciences. In the humanities the situ¬ation is quite reversed. The library isthe laboratory. The use of books isfundamental and primary. Furthermore,the humanities overlap so that a givenbook may be of equal interest to history,economics, political science, sociologyand often also to literature. Any at¬tempt to break up the humanities intoseparate small departmental librarieswill result in an impossible expense for duplication if each group is to serve its |department in any adequate way. As amatter of fact the whole trend of bothlibrary and facility opinion is towardgreater concentration of book resources.The need for a few reference books in jChemistry close to the Chemical labora-1tory is unquestioned. But it is open toquestion whether the placing of allChemistry books in such a library doesnot bother more than it helps by bury¬ing the needed current books in a mass(Continued on page 3) OFFICIAL NOTICESFriday, November 18Radio lecture: “The Rise of Chris¬tianity.” Professor Shirley J. Case.WMAQ, at 8.Religious service in Joseph Bondchapel at 11:50. The Reverend Mr.Randall.Public lecture (downtown) “Geolog¬ical Problems of the Earth's History” Professor J. Harlen Bretz of the De¬partment of Geology. Club room ofthe Art Institute at 6:45.Saturday, November 19Meetings of the University Bodies:The General Administrative Board.Cobb 115, at 9 a. m. Board of Univer¬sity Publications, Editorial Rooms,Press Building, 10 a. m.Blue Racers of the 11 o’clock hoc¬key class will play off a tie with theWhippets of the 1:30 class Mondayat 3:30 on the Midway.Uttprr ®o Moralftp©looMatonlbtmu’ anD 57th StreetOon Ogden Oocjt — ministerSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1927I I A. M.—American Culture.6 P. M.—Festal Service, Channing Club.ThePresbyterian ChurchWestminster ClubFoe Thorne, PresidentVirginia Lane, Secretary.David Prosser, TreasurerThe Westminister Club is an or¬ganization of Presbyterian stu¬dents joined together for the pur¬pose of maintaining church re¬lationships, wholesome social con¬tacts, and inspirational and in¬formal programs.First PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Service* atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11a. m.—Morning Service. “Chris¬tian Statesmanship.”5 p. m.—Vesper Service, Dr. Wm.H. Boddy.IMMANUEL LUTHERANCHURCH64th and Kenwood Ave.Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Gasses in ChWrchSchool.11—Morning worship.6 P. M.—Young People’s Service.7 P, M.—Young People’s Tea.8 P. M.— Dr. R. M. Davis, preach¬ing.FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH"Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School. 9:30 A. M.11a. m. “The First Command¬ment.”8 p. m. “A Thanksgiving Ser¬vice in Picture, Story and Song.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6-1S to 7 45 P MChicago EthicalSocietyA non-sectarian religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATER418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, Nov. 20th, at 11 a. m.DR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak onIS MANKIND GROWING BET-.. TER. OR WORSE?All seats free.Visitors cordially welcome.All Seats FreeVisitors Cordially Welcome Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2010:00 a. m.—Bible Class.11:00—Sermon: “We.”6:00 P. M.—Scrooby Club, Re¬freshments.7:00 o’clock—World Fellowshipmeeting with Alan Jankins,Japan, and Ken Kawachi,Honolulu, speaking.8:00 o’clock—Metropolitan JubileeSingers in program of negrospirituals.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MINISTERSCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts10:00 a. m.—College classes formen and women.11:00 a. m.—Morning worship.Young People’* Church Club6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups.The Quest Group for Under¬graduate Women.The Young Women’s Group.The Men’s Group.8:00—Evening worship; serviceplanned by young people.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party. The Kenwood ChurchINTERDENOMINATIONALGreenwood at 46th St.Dr. Theodore Gerald Soares9:45 a. m.—Sunday School.11:00 a. m.—“Thanksgiving.”12:15 p. m.—Young Peoples’Bible Class.CHOIRGalvin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWilliam Clare Hall, TenorMark Love, Bass-BaritoneAll students are urged to comeand enjoy our servicesSt. Paul’s On TheMidway(Universaliats)60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGHAMMinisterYoung People’s Services Sun¬day and week-days. You are in¬vited to share in our fellowshipprogram9:45 a. m.—Church School11:00 a. m.—Worship6:30 p. m.—Young People’ssupper7:00 p. m.—Discussion Group EPISCOPALThe Church House$756 Kimbark AvemiaTel. Fairfax 7988REV. C. L. STREET. PhD.,Student ChaplainSunday, Nov. 20Holy Communion, 9:00 a. m. everySunday in the Hilton Chapel.a a *The Church ofThe Redeemer56th and HlackatonaREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKIN8. D. D..5550 Blackatone Ave.Tei. Hyde Park 7390REV. BENJAMIN HORTON. A. B. A»at.Sunday: Holy Communion, 8:00a. m., 9:15 a. m., and (except thirdSundays), 11:00 with sermon.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 p. m. Daily Matins, Eucharistand Evensong as announced .a a aSt. Paul’s ChurchBflta and OovcheaterParish Office: 4945 Dorchester Avenu*Tel. Oakland $185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. SAMUEL H. SAYRESunday Service*Holy Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 n. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service, 5 p. m.Young Peoples’ Society, 6 p. m.The People’s ChurchLawrence at SheridanI)R. PRESTON BRADLEYOne of America’s Greatest PulpitOratorsPASTOR FOR 16 YEARSA Church Where Reason, Scienceand Religion are Friends.Every Sunday at 10:45 a. m.Broadcast by station WMAQ-WQJ.November 20—“IS MAN A MA¬CHINE?”November 27—“GOI) AND THEGROCERYMAN.”St. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell. Associate PastorNOVEMBER 13, 19271 A. M. Sermon “Why Does God Permit Suffering.”8 P. M. “Homeless.” King D. Beach.Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerUNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesSermon for November 20, \ ] A. M.—“What Can We HopeFor With Such Religion?”Wranglers: Supper at the Church at 5:30 followed by atheatre party to ‘ The Servant In the House” at theEighth Street Theatre. CHICAGO FORUMVOODS THEATRE Randolph at Dearborn St.SUNDAY AFTERNOON, 3:15 P. M.Stanley High, brilliant speaker just back from world tour.James Wedon Johnson, Negro editor, author and poet.Ping Wen Kuo, formerly President oi Shanghai College.“RACE RELATIONS AROUND THE WORLD”Questions from the AudienceWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX PastorFour Sunday Evening Book-Review Sermons.Theme, “What think ye of Christ?—Four Modern Answers.”November 20, Barton, “The Man Nobody Knows.”November 27, Klausner, “Jesus of Nazareth."December 4, Case, “Jesus, A New Biography.”An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Church of St. Thomas The Apostle55th Street at Kimbark AvenueThe Right Rev. T. V. Shannon, PastorAssistants—Rev. E. D. Loughry, Rev. L. F. De Celle, Rev.T. J. Bermingham.Low Masses on Sunday at 6, 7, 8 and 10.High Mass with plain chant at nine o’clock.Solemn High Mass with surpliced choir at eleven o’clock.Sermon by Father Patrick, Order of Friars Minor.Subject—“Retreat Movement for Men in the Archdiocese ofChicago.”Benedication of the Blessed Sacrament Sunday afternoon at 5.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1927 Page ThreeGRACE DALTON WINSLA PRESA LITERARYPRIZE IN SPANISHCurious Ask Questions ofGrammar, Spelling,PunctuationModernism means revolt — revoltagainst the past or revolt against modern¬ism—comes the word this week fromthe Purple Pretzel, that much-heraldeorendezvous of Bohemianism on th»border of the campus, as the announce¬ment is made that Charles A. Wilimov-sky, Twentieth century reactionary Inthe field of art, will exhibit his moststriking woodcuts.As a young intellectual whose expres¬sion might often lie best appreciated tt«the bizarre quarters of students InGreenwich Village, or even in Paris itself,Mr. Wilimovsky will appear in personto interpret some block prints: OL|French Market, Old He use After thtRain, Seaside Trees, and others whicr*have also aroused no little comment.Miss Grace Dalton, Master of Art*in Romance languages at the Universitywas awarded the La Presa literary prizafor 1927 for the best essay on a Span¬ish subject written in Spanish, it wasannounced yesterday. Miss Dalton’s dis¬sertation on “Miguel de Unamuno comenovelista” was declared by a commit¬tee of the foremost Hispanists in Amer¬ica to be the best submitted in thenational competition.The $250 prize given by La Presa,which is the largest Spanish newspaperin America, was awarded for a discus¬sion of Miquel de Unamuno, Spanishphilosopher who was recently exiledfrom Spain for his criticism of thethrone. “The essay is probably betterthan anything written by Spaniards onthe subject,” said Professor Parmenter,with whom Miss Dalton worked, and“the language is indistinguishable fromthat of the best Spanish grammarians.”This is the second La Presna prize tocome to the University. Miss MabeiStauddinger’s work was recognized in1925 by the committee. NEW BILLINGS HOSPITALPrinceton Students Denied Vote;College Newspaper Loses FightLong fight on the part of The DailyPrincetonian to win for the students tht.right to vote at municipal elections, *fight begun when the franchise was de¬nied at registration time, has ended withthe refusal of the county elections boardto reopen the case. Consequently, accord¬ing to the new Student News Service, abitter fight for the Princeton mayoraltypassed without the student electorate'sparticipation. And so far as the state ofNew Jersey is concerned, students oivoting age have not the same privilegesaccorded the town half-wit.Whether the politics of the mayoralty fight had anything to do with a desirito keep the students from voting is novclear. Presumably the opposing candi¬dates stood with the collegians. But thselection board decided that the residencerequirement of five months had not beenfulfilled, due to summer absences, and onthis grounds denied use of the ballot.The Princetonian carried on the fight andproduced a statement from PresidentHibben giving it as the University’s viewthat despite holidays, students are re¬garded as resdents for a year at atime. The board remained unconvinced,and the students also. But the board hadthe final word. Women NatatorsBegin ClassesSwimming classes for the benefit ofthe University graduate women medi¬cal students will begin on Thursday,November 10. These classes startpromptly at 7:20 p. m. Applicants forthis class must have the following re¬quirements :1. Visitor’s class card from Cobb 102.2. Swimming examinations at theclinic for the heart and lungs.3. A swimming ticket from thebookstore.4. Linen ticket from the Cashier’soffice.“What is the plural of money? Howdo you spell anthrapoid? Can you usta plural verb with a singular sentence?Who is going to be the next presidentof the United States?” and similarquestions are asked the English de¬partment of the University -every day.All of Chicago seems to have the ideathat the University is an authority onevery subject and is an oracle on the.important topics of the day.Questions of grammar, spelling, andpunctuation, that could easily be an¬swered with reference to a dictionaryor an encyclopedia or even aprimer are asked. When busi¬ness houses want to knowwhether a certain phrase is fit to use ina letter, they call up this supposedlyGeneral Information Bureau of Chi¬cago. When society wants to knowwhether it is proper to use “Aren’t I”again this department is the goat.When the people in general want toknow who is going to win the bigfight, or the big game or any bigevent, Midway 0800 is called.Sherburn Interprets CoolidgeBesides these prophesies, grammati¬cal mistakes and other foolish ques¬tions, the secretary of this department,G. W. Sherburn, or one of his assist¬ants must interpret the phrases of thePresident of the United States. WhenCoolidge said, “1 do not CHOOSEto run!” the office was flooded withcalls asking what he meant by thatstatement. Is it any wonder the of¬fice is calling for relief, when suchthings are asked? All the English de¬partment asks is that people thinktwice before questioning them, to seeif the inquiry is worthy taking up theirtime or if it is just a question of com¬mon sense that they could applythemselves.EXHIBIT WOODCUTSBY C. A. WILIMOVSKYAT PURPLE PRETZEL This t.r how the $25,000,000 medicaischool ivill look when it is finally com¬ pleted, bringing to the University thefinest school of its kind in the country.Dr. Sven. Ingvar of University ofLund, Sweden, Explains Cerebellum“In recent clinical literature it hasbeen the custom again and again todeprecate the present knowledge concern¬ing the cerebellum (the portion of thtbrain maintaining bodily equilibrium),”stated Dr. Sven Ingvar, Docent in Neu¬rology at the Uiversity of Lund, Sweden,in his lecture, “The Cerebellum: Ana¬tomical and Clinical Stduies,” given yes¬terday at 4 o’clock in the Universityclinic’s assembly room under the jointauspices of the department of Neurologyof the University, and the Institute o»Medicine of Chicago. “However, weare well acquainted with the organicstructure of the cerebellum.”“Clinical literature has been tendingto get out of the chaos into which thecerebellar functions have fallen and t<»form uniform conception,” Dr, Ingvarproceeded. Most of the progress madein this direction is due to experimentalphysiology.“The functions of the cerebellum arifundamental and primitive. In all ver¬tebrate animals uniformity in cerebellawfunctions exists, as well as uniformity incerebellar structure.‘Any voluntary act is due to thi.kinetic motion of body masses unde*cerebellar impulses. The cerebellumovercomes the inertia and gravitationalforce exercised on the Ivxly, gives net-vous tension, and maintains equilibrium.”Dr. Ingvar declared in describing cerebei lar duties.In speaking of disturbances affectingthe cerebellum, Dr. Ingvar asserted:“Cerebellar symptoms may be ascribedto the lack of co-operation in themuscles.”To show the relation between thecerebellum and the limbs in regard to di¬rection, the speaker outlined the con¬clusions which he had formed after experiments with the functions of the cere¬bellum. If the hand is extended beforethe body, the eyes closed, and one movestoward a point designated, one will reachthat point. But if the arm is stretchedout in a horizontal plane at right anglesto the line of advance, one misses thedestination.“Dr. Ingvar is a neurologist of con¬siderable reputation,” said Dr. CharlesHerrick. “He published a work on thecereliellum in 1918. Although occupiedin clinical work, he maintains his scien¬tific interest in the anatomy of the newsystem. From time to time he publishesthe results of his investigations.”Dr. Ingvar visited the medical labora¬tories of the University seven years ago.His return to the United States thrsyear was made with the purpose of giving a series of lectures at Johns Hop¬kins University. He completed the series,and gave the second and last of his ad¬dresses at the University clinics yester¬day. Interpret EffectsOf ‘Magic Flame’Do the present-day movies have aharmful influence upon their audiences?is the question to be discussed today bythe Y. M. C. A. World Fellowship com¬mittee immediately after seeing RolandColeman in “The Magic Flame” at theTivoli Theater.By observing the effect of the movieon the people near them the committeebelieves that they- will have a foundationon which to base the probable reactionof the foreigner to popular cinemas. Bythis method they will attempt to settlethe question as to whether or not pres¬ent day movies have a harmful effecton the recent citizen by giving himwrong ideas of good citizenship and ofthe ideals of the country.STRONG KNOWS STOCKSProf. Earl D. Strong of GrinnelCollege had better know his stocks andbonds. If he doesn’t his class in in¬vestments and speculation will findhim out, and in a way that probablywill make them more than merely dis¬comfited. To make practical applica¬tion of their knowledge the studentshave pooled their financial resources,and those of their credulous and trust¬ing friends, and are buying and sellingon the New York stock exchange. Ofits $600 fund the class has invested$160 in five shares of Studebakerstock.FOOLISH QUESTIONSASKED OF ENGLISHDEPARTMENT DAILY NEW INQUIRY LEAGUEOFFERS STUDENTSLITERATURE GUIDECirculars Given Out ByAmerican Institute ofSacred LiteratureOpportunity for the student to keepin touch with the best literature onreligion while engaged in the prepos¬sessing activities of campus life is be¬ing offered in the form of the Re¬ligious Inquiry league, by the Ameri¬can Institute of Sacred Literature,which is a department maintained inthe divinity school.The league is to have no officers,no meetings, or not set program.Those interested in religious literatureneed only step into room 104 SwiftHall, and register themselves as mem¬bers of the league. The American in¬stitute of Sacred Literature is placingat the service of the students thus reg¬istered all of its resources in the wayof religious literature and thought,written not only by the universityfaculty but also by eminent thinkersin other universities.Used By Ten ThousandThe American Institute of SacredLiterature is already used by tenthousand people annually off the cam¬pus, but this is the first time thatthese unlimited facilities have beenplaced at the disposal of all the stu¬dents. The institute itself is olderthan the University, having beenfounded by Dr. Harper before he cameto the University at the time thatit was formed. In the last year eleventhousand people, both ministers andothers, have participated in seventeencourses both alone or in one of the317 study groups. Besides this the in¬stitute carried on twenty-one readingcourses while about three hundredthousand “popular religion” pamphletswere distributed through various or¬ganizations.The feeling of those interested instudent religious organizations oncampus has been that the absorptionof the student in intellectual and socialenterprises leaves him little time forthought apart from the day’s work. Atthe same time his changing intellec¬tual status and his spirit of inquiryaffect his spiritual attitudes. Havingso little free time, he is unable tosatisfy his needs in the direction ofredefining and pursuing his inquiringthought in the field of religion. Hencethe Religious Inquiry League wasevolved, backed by these student or-ganiaztions. The League is heartilyendorsed by the Board of UniversitySocial Service and Religion.Many Courses OfferedThe courses in religion offered bythe league are many and varied. Thereare pamphlets readable in five or tenminutes on subjects ranging from Je¬sus, the Bible, Christian ideas andideals to the ideas of the strong menof science on the university facultyand elsewhere about Christianity andreligion. Dozens of pamphlets on sci¬ence and religion, modern theology,and practical religious questions maybe secured. Besides these new pam¬phlet notices on the newest bookson religious topics will be sent to themembers. The assistance needed iseasily adjustable to the student’s time,desire, and ability.Among the pamphlets that shouldinterest many students are some suchas “A Scientist Confesses His Faith”by Robert A. Millikan formerly of theUniversity department of Physics,“How Science Helps Our Faith” byProfessor Shailer Mathews, Dean ofthe Divinity school at the Universityand also an associate editor of theUniversity religious publications; “TheGolden Rule Among Nations” by Pro¬fessor Andrew C. McLaughlin, headof the Department of History in theUniversity. For students interested inthe spiritual more than these abovepamphlets allow there are such topicsas “Why I believe in Praying,” byProfessor Einest D. Burton of theUniversity, or “Jesus and Good Will”by Shailer Mathews. A REPLY(Continued from page 2)of older material which is only valu-1 able for historical purposes. Subdivi¬sion of libraries is a step backward.E 11 is a serious problem, but its so-j lution will come only from constructiveI forward-looking criticism. The firstand most fundamental trouble with Ellis that there are too many books there.The libraries have struggled with thefaculty for years, trying to get reservelists which are limited to the funda¬mental, constantly needed books for acourse. This would leave all the sec¬ondary or collateral books in the stacksand open to two weeks’ circulation. Thedepartments of Economics and PoliticalScience have co-operated with MissChalmers in such reduction of lists, andstudents in those courses have very lit¬tle trouble in using E 11. Other de¬partments send us complete bibliogra¬phies and we cannot get them reduced.A second trouble with E 11 is that largeclasses are required to read the samehook at the same time. No library canever face a demand of this sort andgive service. Either the students mustbuy such books as texts or they mustrent them from the Rental Library assets. The only way Ell wih a reason¬able supply of books can serve largeclasses is for the instructor to give hisstudents a choice between a group ofhalf a dozen or a dozen titles and thenperhaps ask one section of students toreport one week and another section an¬other week. A third cause of trouble atE 11 is that most students, even whenreading assignments, made well in ad¬vance, wait until the evening before thereport is due to start their reading. Afourth and serious need in connectionwith E 11 is a nearby undergraduatereading room with the necessary refer¬ence books on the shelves and the re¬serve books available close at hand. Thiscannot be realized until our whole li¬brary program is restudied and moreample quarters provided.These are typical of what I mean asconstructive criticisms. I will not gofurther but I am sure that I am speak¬ing the mind of the entire library ad¬ministration when I say that we welcomeany and every constructive suggestion.Only by the working together of manyminds can wre improve our present serv¬ice and plan for a vastly better servicewhen more ample space is abailable.Sincertly yours,EDWARD A. HENRY,Head of the Readers’ Department.Recorder PostsA. B. CandidatesNovember 18, 1927.Provisional lists of candidates for thebachelor’s degree at the Winter Convo¬cation, December 20, have been postedas stated below. College students ex¬pecting to graduate at that time shouldinspect the appropriate lists. Those whodo not find their names there should con¬sult the officials specified below not laterthan Wednesday, November 29.1. The College of Arts, Literature,and Science, bulletin board, north cor¬ridor of Cobb hall Mrs. Garden.2. The College of Commerce and Ad¬ministration, bulletin board, corridor ofthe C. & A. building, Miss Bruns.3. The College of Education, BlaineHall bulletin board, Miss Johnson.4. The Sshcool of Social Service Ad¬ministration, bulletin board in Cobb hall,Room 112, Miss Mode.(Signed.)THE UNIVERSITY RECORDER.“Crimson” ExplainsHarvard’s SystemHarvard’s tutorial system, recognizedgenerally as the American counterpartof the Oxford and Cambridge plans, isnot only different from the Britishplans, but is not meant to approximatethem, according to an explanation in the“Chimson” by Professor R. M. Eaton,chairman of the board of tutors in phi¬losophy. The Oxford tutor prepares hisstudents for examinations, vyhile theHarvard instructor assumes that hislecture courses give the student suffi¬cient information for that.Professor Eaton said: "Both systemsare independent and it is bad to weakeneither. The lecture sysfem results inwritten exposition whereas the tutorialsustem permits verbal discussion of the1 field.”Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1927CHICAGO SCHOOLHEADS MEET ATREYNOLDS CLUB(Continued from page 1)mond; C. H. Perrine, Lake View; Al¬bert W. Evans, Tilden Tech.University representatives will be: R.W. Birler, Assistant Examiner; C. S.Boucher. Dean of the Colleges of Arts,Literature and Science; M. C. Coulter,assistant to the dean; H. G. Gale, dean,Ogden Graduate School of Science; W.S. Gray, Dean of the College of Educa¬tion; G. R. Moon, Assistant Examiner;W. A. Payne, Recorder and Examiner;D. H. Stevens, assistant to the president ;L. L. Thurstone, Psychology.SETTLEMENT TOTAG WEDNESDAY(Continued from page 1)All sales women are to meet Saturdayat 12:30 o’clock in the Reynolds club.Harriet Lemon, who is in charge, prom¬ises that those selling balloons will not.miss any of the game. Freshmen womeuinterested in acting as sales women,should see Miss Lemon before noon to¬day.Name Sophomore AssistantsThe women who have been chosen asSophomore assistants in the selling otthese balloons are: Mary Abbott, Kath¬erine Madison, Muriel Parker, HelenStall and Ruth Stine.John Crowell will be in charge of atea dance to be held tonight at the PhiKappa Sigma house.MAIN STREET(Continued from page 1)And Howe. Howe, as Assistant to the |Assistant to the President, has risen i<_the top, but some of us remember thedays when he wore his brother’s lastshirt for weeks together, walked horns,from 56th Street in the grey dawn, anotook his part like a man in the all-nightbull sessions along with the rest of uvWe can remember Howe, just as we canremember Wendy Bennett, the only one fof the gang who was actually a Man ox jHonor, and John Meyer, who began lih. jby passing out stogies at the Plantation. actually discovered Lincoln Turner Hall,and has gone the way of all Psi U’s-into the banking business in New York.Towards the end of the year we ailsoured a little,* but even so, the oldplace ain’t what it was. The soul olthings has fled, and we who are left areleft alone. They were great men asmen go. the Gallant Six Hundred, but, asmen go, they went. Maybe the next gen¬eration will think that we who are here,now were the sweetest story ever told.In the meanwhile, life, for the rest oius. holds iv-thing. It is dregs. The olaorder passe h. Happy days!JAMES M. FLAGGTO COMMENT ONSTUDENT ARTISTSJames Montgomery Flagg, dean ofAmerican illustrators, has consentedto criticize and make personal com¬ments to artists who submit drawingsof exceptional merit to Chicago publi¬cations and College Humor in their$2,000 art contest. For more thanthirty-seven years Flagg’s illustrationshave appeared in the leading maga¬zines in America. His comments andcriticisms, impossible to obtain inany other way, should be invaluableto the fortunate artists.Undergraduate atrists may submitas many drawings as desired—on anysubject—in black and white, beforeJanuary 15th. Two other famous art¬ists, Arthur William Brown and GaarWilliams, will decide with Flagg onthe winning eightv-one drawings.Three original drawings by thesethree artists will be presented to thecomic magazines or publications onthe staffs of which the grand prizewinners are regular contributors.PHI BETA DELTA PLEDGES |Phi Beta Delta announces the pledg¬ing of Jane Dewes, Constance Klugh,Janet Brandecker and Elaine Hogen-son.PHI DELTA UPSILON PLEDGESPhi Delta Upsilon announces thepledging of Susan Watt of Oak Park. Socially SpeakingBy Elisebeth TaylorThe social season is now in fullswing and the shortage of last week‘s»carousels is more than made up for.Wednesday the Divinity school gave aparty'. In thinking over the mattev.,it seems that the Divinity school en¬tertains a great deal. Friday—w<shave first of all the Greenwood halldinner. This is an annual event anoall the girls that have ever lived inGreenwood are inited. The JuniorMathematics club has signed for adance; Ida Noyes and Phi DeltaUpsilon for a pledge tea. The PhiBeta Deltas are planing a dance atthe Southmoor Hotel. Mr. and Mrs.James Bailey and Mr. and Mrs. A.Gillet are chaperoning. Pi Delta Phiis giving a Pledge dance at thePlaisance the same evening. Satur¬day'—Saturday opens with a bang—lt»short, a wedding. After this event oxevents we have a succession of teadances. Deke, Mrs. Cuthberton pour¬ing; Sigma Nu, Mrs. Park and Mrs.Little pouring; Alpha Delta Phi, Mrs.Heitman and Mrs. Gerhart pouring,Sigma Chi, Mrs. J. B. Duggan anoMrs. J. S. Glyn pouring; Beta ThetaPi, Mrs. D. C. Clark pouring; AlphaSigma Phi, with Mr. and Mrs. WalterPeterson and Mr. and Mrs. FloydFlora chaperoning; the A. T. O. teadance, and last but certainly important,J. WITCHKITCHINN6325 Woodlawn Ave.GOOD FOODServed in a place that’s"different.” ]Table D’hote Luncheon 40cDinner 75cSandwiches, Cakes, Pies the Chi Psi tea, with Mrs. Billing,Mrs. Watson and Mrs. Rickman act¬ing as hostesses.Evening DancesWell, let’s begin with the progressivedinner the Quadrangler’ pledges aregiving the actives. The first coursesare being served at private homes, withthe party winding up at South Shorefor dancing. The chaperons are Mrs.Hough and Mrs. James Hall. ThePhi Delta Thetas are giving a housedance, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Winstonchaperoning. Mr. and Mrs. ArthmParker and Mr. and Mrs. Arnold Ber¬man will chaperone the Phi SigmaDelta house dance. The Chi Rho Sig¬mas are holding a dance at the LakeShore Terrace Apts. Dr. and Mrs. VY.J. Nixon Davis will chaperon. ThtZeta Taus are giving a formal houst,dance. Chaperons: Mr. and Mrs.Herbert Collat and George Westet-man. Maison Francaise is giving adance in Ida Noyes theater. Mr. anoMrs. Dave Balch will chaperone thoKappa Nu house dance.Official CollegeFB4TEPNITYcJewelryBadfes-Rinjfs-MjveltiesWARREN PIPER iCO31 N. STATE ST.Only 37 Days Until ChristmasM. E. VASLOW’SPrescription Pharmacy1401 E. Marquette RoadTelephone Dorchester 0125Chicago, Ill.We Specialize in Good FoodFor College FolksCome and Try ItTHE NEW COLLEGE INN1021 E. 6 1 st Street Always keepa littleEdgeworthon yoar hipSpecial Football Luncheons Saturday25c to $1.00QUICK SERVICE®ltr d-antoylr5704 Dorchester Ave.CHICAGO FORUM COUNCILDEBATE"WILL DEMOCRACY SURRENDER TODICTATORSHIP?”YES:LINCOLN STEFFENSerstwhile fiery apostle of democracy, slowed-up byLenin and Mussolini.NO:CLARENCE DARROW—demoerta unalloyed.ORCHESTRA HALLMonday Exening, November 21, 8:15 P. M.Reserved Seats: $1.65 and $1.10. Gallery: 50 centsBoxes of 6 Seats: $13.20 (Tax Included)TICKETS ON SALE ATUNIVERSITY BOOK STORE5802 Ellis Ave. Something Is Always Taking the Joy Out of Life By BRIGGSWHEN youve. got A Big-Date NS/ITH " PEACHESpbefep-R-ep" at fine ©ells- anp ir takes you till«4-5b To FINP a MISSING-DIME ||N THE CASH BAUAMCE ANP THEN A GUST OF WINDscatters all the PAPER,MONE/ ON THE FLOOR.AND THEN WHEN you G-6-T1T PICKED UP AND PILEDAG-AIN n Couom NG- eJOEL ENG-UEBBEE2E5 INTO youlLcage, amo blow's theDough R-iC-ht Back on SOMETHING- IS ALVvA/Staking- the Fzy out orLIFE |OldThe Smoother and Better Cigarette.... not a cough in a carload 1927, P, Lorillard Co., Em. 1760iTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1927 PageTHE WEEKLY REVIEW“Wherein We Dissertate on the Theater, Art, Literature with a Few Notes for the Man About Town”Published Every Friday As a Supplement to the Daily MaroonGlimpses At\Our Art WorldBy Helen ChardHopeful!That other forces besides those ola mischevious nature are working tomake the Metropolis of the West (Chi¬cago) a good city to live in is recognized in the following editorial fromthe Norwich, Conn., Record about theArt Institute:“What a marvelous institution, situated strategically on the lake front and•drawing through its turnstiles as man.,people as enter any museum in tinworld! Every Saturday afternoon a\the Art Institute are concerts ,forchildren. Every Monday afternoonare illustrated lectures on home deco*ration and gardening. The list of eve¬ning lectures on other artistic topic*is prodigious. So of the seasonal ex¬hibits. You wonder who in Chicagocan find time to attend them all. Mean¬time, each winter, an organization olChicago business men, known as theFriends of American Art, buys certainparticularly fine examples of contem.porary American art to present tothe Art Institute. That is the kind orthing that is done energetically InChicago. Not too much of that saniokind of thing caw be done in ourNew England communities, Jbut atleast we hard-boiled philistines of th&uncouth East may feel something o»inspiration and patriotic Americanpride as we note what is being donein musical, artistic and literary Ch»-cago.”* * *And this is “Children’s Book Week.”From our observations, however, itseems that others and artists (?) or*campus welcome these quaint andwhimsical displays as easily as theyoungsters! We have even founasome of the newest and gayest enjoyed smugly, with real joy in possession, by our supposedly indifferen*students. The reason for this quec.state of affairs lies, perhaps, in thefact that the best artists are findingthemselves none too good for the iilustrating of children’s literature.The display of new pictured booksat Marshal Field & Co. is a real ad¬venture. We are tempted to exclaim,with Caroll's "Alice,” “What is th<»use of a book without pictures or con¬versations?” They are done in theholiday spirit.Rummaging about among the casesof the fascinating display of books atthe Print Galleries of the Art Insti¬tute affords a delightful experience.These books are filled with coloreoplates, of English printing, many dat¬ing back over one hundred year*Some contain Cruikshank’s inimitablecomicalities, others Annuals of Sport¬ing, by Caleb Quizen, Esq. One illus¬tration of the period shows a numbe*of astonishing flying machines makingvarious journeys in the air. Theimagination of the artist was hardlygreat enough to envisage the motivepower that in the year 1927 woulddrive the airplane, for he has cloudsof smoke pouring from the smoke¬stacks of his airplanes. It is an amus¬ing conception. The whole collectionis lent to the Art Institute by Mrs.Jar: es Ward Thorne.* * *“Something different” is the collec¬tion of original drawings for “Amer¬ica” at the Celotex Cottage on upperitichigan. The author and artist isnone other than Hendrick van iLoon.It is said that music is becomingas common as murder in Chicago—,and art as prevalent as assassination.From the number of really good exhi¬bitions we judge that the latter statement, at least, is true! It is impos¬sible to see them all, of course, butwe do recommend the EenghteenthCentury portraits which are shownat the Chester H. Johnson Galleriesthis month. At the Bryden Gal¬leries is the work of the ChicagoSociety of Artists, where we finda painting by Walter Sargent. Theexhibit continues until November 24tn.The Chicago Galleries Association fsshowing painting by Gerald Cassidy,(Continued on page 7) Stage NotesThe Play’s the Thing, at theHarris. Another Ferenc Molnarplay fresh from New York, star¬ring Holbrook Blinn. ’Tis saidthat the female lead is sour andthat the play is not as good asThe Guardsman. Reviewed inthis issue. English adaption byP. E. Wodehouse.Countess Maritza, at the Olym¬pic. A comedy-operetta from theViennese, imported last season.Good dance and lyrical music.Walter Woolf and Odette Myrtilin leading roles.Hit the Deck, at the Woods. Ifyou want to see the birthplace ofall those «/3or,g-hits go to theWoods. And you can’t blamethe sailors for flocking aroundQueenie Smith.The Springboard, at the Black-stone. Madge Kennedy is in it.To be reviewed soon.Heartbreak House, at the Stude-baker. Bernard Shaw in the mod¬ern manner. Mrs. Insull’s Com¬pany. The company is headed byRobert Warwick and Ann Morri¬son.Shakespearian drama at theEighth Street theater. FritzLeiber is heading the cast in aShakespearian repetoire presentedin Boston and Washington, D. C.BooksCities and Men, by Lucking Lewisohn.Harper and brothers, New York,N. Y.One cannot easily classify this newvolume by Ludwig Lewisohn as a “col¬lection of essays on literary subjects.’1He has a superb prose style, and whetheithis style is applied to fiction, biography,or the essay, makes no difference in Itsquality. It flows with the rhythmic beatof ait artist, yet retains much of truthto make it highly valuable. But coupledwith this remarkable vigor and vividnessof form is the provocative—unpredict¬able—nature of his themes. After open¬ing brilliantly with vivid discussion or*Culture and Barbarism, he analyzes menin their places as Englishmen, Germans,Frenchmen, Jews. With freshness,frankness and verve, Lewisohn then ap¬praises such outstanding literary men asHazlett, Saintsbury, Santayana, WilliamEllery Leonard, Flaubert, Heine, GorgeBraudes, and Martin Buber. ■Lewisohn has gained quite a followingwith his previous works, "Roman Sun*mer” and “Upstream.” As a real philoso¬pher, as a clear-thinking interpreter 01life, he is one whom the youth of todaycan well consider. Life has been t^.him a strhggle, and necessarily, he hasnot used his words to build up fairycastles or fragile, puny designs.Il'liat Can a Man Believe, by BruciBarton. Bobbs Merrill, Nezv York,N. Y.Evidence that Babbitt or his moreworthy colleagues have dropped for a fewhurried moments their interests in thereal estate business, or the mighty in¬dustry of manufacturing roach powdei,handy appliances, or what not, to con¬sider God and immortality, is seen in [Bruce Bartons answer to an urgent de¬mand, by his latest book, “What Can aMan Believe?”Five questions are answered to satisfythe merchant who has written to geisome help in his spiritual problems,Would the world be better or worse if itshould alxdish religion? Has the churchdone more harm than good? Of thevarious religions now extant, which fsthe best? What few simple things, ifany, can a business man believe? Itthere is to lie a faith in the future, whatwill it be?Whether or not Barton has stated thetruth is not a matter of concern. Leavethat up to the scholars who may quibbleand quibble, and then decide they knownot themselves. The author, at any rate,has created an impressive piece of work,and judging from the tremendous sales,he has presented something which satisfiesor consoles the eternal hope that flame*in the human heart.(Continued on page 8) OUR WEEKLY WORDThis, the fifth week of The WeeklyReview, marks the first appearance ofthe supplement in four pages. A numberof new names appear in the list of con¬tributors, although the old standbys arestill batting out their columns and fea¬tures. Mr. Sterling North ts growing abit more caustic in his column cm booksand people, and deals a bit roughly withVincent Sheean, “one of our own boysMiss Helen Chard has a full column onthe art world in the city, and Robert J. Bender and Jean Weafer have submit¬ted reviews of some of the current thingsin literature. The tArt Institute hasloaned us the cut of a Millet, of whichzve are especially proud. Miss Elisa¬beth Taylor reviews the social complexionof the campus in her weekly article, andthe CizAc Opera sends us the outlook onits coming repertoire. We are alsoprinting feature articles by Charles M.Schoof and Marjorie Cahill, and a poemby John Cusack, “the songbird of thesoul.’' Best Sellers(the city at large)Red Sky at Morning, MargaretKennedy.The Great Bear: Lester Cohen.Death Comes for the Archbishop:Wi/la Cather.Kitty: Warwick Deeping.Dusty Answer: Rosamond Leh¬mann.Jeremy at Krale: Hugh Walpole.A Genre Painting By Jean-Baptiste Millet“Bringing Home the New-Born Calf,1by Jean-Baptiste Millet, one of the gemsof the permanent collection at the ArtInstitute. Millet is famous for his idealr- contemporary with the Barbizon schoo*.He worked in an age of trivial, superfi¬cial tendencies and because of his genressubjects was considered an absolute radi¬cal by his contemporaries. He eulogizedzations of French peasant life, working the universal peasant type in his paintings.A T FIVE MINUTES PAST TENBy Charles M. SchooffEvery night for twenty years atfive minutes past 10 the chimes lo¬cated in the belfry of Mitchell Towerhave sent forth the tune of the AlmaMater of our dear university. Thechimes hang in Mitchell Tower, givento the University by the late John J.Mitchell.“These bells were dedicated toMrs. Alice Fi’eeman Palmer, the firstdean of women at the University,”says Dr. Thomas Wakefield Good-speed of the university.“There were a number of friendsof Mrs. Palmer, who conceived theidea of setting up the chimes in herhonor, then A. A. Stagg came forthwith a donation of $1,000 that putthe idea across. Later John D.Rockefeller gave $5,000.”“There are ten chimes together inthe tower,” Dr. Goodspeed states.“The largest one weighs 2,400 pounlsand the smallest 560 pounds. Theywere made by Mears & Spainbank,famous chime makers of London.“The formal dedication took placeJune 9, 1908, by Dr. Harmon Pageof Michigan, who blessed each oneof them individually. There are anumber of chimes in this world thatare as good as ours, but there arenone better.”A number of rumors and storiesare afloat about the university whythe chimes ring the Alma Mater atfive minutes past 10, but the mostwidely accepted one is the one givenby Coach A. A. Stagg.Mr. Stagg says in regards to thistradition: “At five minutes past 10every night the year around thechimes in iMtehell Tower, directlyacross from our gymnasium, sound aspecial cadence. Few in the univer¬sity know that they ring because ofa tragedy which occurred in a foot¬ball game with Michigan. At prac¬tice a week before the game Icaught a serious cold.“By the day of the game I had an abcess in each year, both needing tobe punctured; influenza had de¬veloped and pleurisy and pneumoniawere coming on. That morning theskies dumped fourteen inches ofsnow on the field.“I was driven to the game andonto the snowy field in a carriage, infearful pain from my ears and asinus headache. I was swaddled inbedclothing and Mrs. Stagg sat be¬side me as a nurse.“To this physical torture wasadded a worse mental agony whenI had to watch two of my team side¬step plays repeatedly. The pair hadquit under fire, but I was their coach.Both had broken training rules, I wascertain, had been out nights, with aconsequent lowered physical condi¬tion that probably accounted in partfor their lying down under a pound¬ing, but what of the coach who hadlet such a crop come to harvest?”“Brooding during my convales¬cence over the disgrace that hadcome to the university under mj' su¬pervision. I thought back to thechimes in Battell Chapel at Yale,and how effectively they had spokento me in Yale’s behalf, and of howI had gone to bed every night ontheir chiming at 10 o’clock.”“I grew more and more morbid inmy weakened physical state, and Iknew my first peace of mind whenI had the inspiration of giving $1000toward the installation of chimes inMitchell Tower. As a condition tothe gift, Mrs. Stagg and I stipulatedthat a special cadence be rung night¬ly at 10:05 o’clock for the betteremphasis of our purpose. I don’tknow whether it has affected ourboys at the present time to feel theirobligation to the team and the uni¬versity.”Mr. Harold Ceasar is present of¬ficial chimer of the university. Herings the chimes three times a day,12 o’clock, 6 o’clock and five min¬utes past ten. The OperaThe holiday spirit is reflected in theChicago Civic Opera Company’s re¬pertoire for Thanksgiving week, com¬mencing Sunday afternoon (Nov. 20)with a repetition of the bill writh whichthe season opened, "La Traviata,” forwhich performance many were turnedaway because of lack of accommoda¬tions. One brilliant work after an¬other will lend a gala atmosphere tothe activities of the week and onThanksgiving night the beautiful mel¬odies of “La Gioconda” will be broad¬cast for the benefit of those unable tojoin in the festivities at the ChicagoAuditorium. Among the rare treats ofthe week will be the season’s first per¬formances of "The Masked Ball” onTuesday, "Tosca” on Friday eveningand "Falstaff” Saturday afternoon.In "La Traviata,” to be sung at theSuburban Sunday matinee ClaudiaMuzio and Richard Bonelli will beheard in leading roles sung by themat the premier performance of theseason; Charles Hackett will be Al¬fredo and other members of the castwill include Alice d'Hermanoy, JoseMojica, Giovanni Polese, Desire De-frere, Antonio Niclich, Anna Correntiand Gildo Morelato. Yechslav Swo-boda and Maria Yurieva, assisted bythe corps de ballet, will dance in Actthree. George Polacco will conduct.On Monday evening, Rimsky-Kor-sakoff’s delightful Russian fairy opera,“The Snow Maiden,” will be repeatedin the new English translation. Thecast will include Edith Mason, IrenePavloska, iLorna Doone Jackson, Au¬gusta Lenska, Maria Claessens,Charles Hackett, Giacomo Rimini, De¬sire Defrere, Chase Baromeo andothers. The ballet will dance andHenry G. Weber will conduct. Tothose unfamiliar with the opera thescenery designed by the distinguishedRussian artist, Nicholas Roerich,will be an interesting feature of theevening.“The Masked Ball” to be sung onTuesday for the first time this sea¬son, is billed with Rosa Raisa as Ame¬lia Anna Hamlin as Oscar, AugustaLenska as Ulrica, Charles Marshall asRiccardo, Richard Bonelli as Renatoand Virgilio Lazzari and AntonioNicolich as the conspirators. MissHamlin will give her first Chicago per¬formance of the coloratura role of Os-(Continued from page 5) About BooksAnd PeopleBy Sterling NorthVincent Sheean, whose novel “TheAntomy of Virtue,” was publishedby the Century Company early thisseason, is identified with an earliergroup of writers here at the Univer¬sity, a group of which I know verylittle. But if this novel is an ex¬ample of the work of which they arecapable I haven’t missed much.One would imagine the book to bewritten by Michael Arlen during asiege of acute indigestion. The samecharacteristics and idiosyncrasies ofthe English Aristocracy are notedand utilized. The point of view, how¬ever, is that of another Upton Sin¬clair in that it attempts to show thedamning effects of such a way of life.The title, “The Anatomy of Vir¬tue,” is extremely misleading evento a public fully initiated to the mis¬leading and the ironical. In fact, thewhole trouble with the story is thatit is neither good enough nor badenough to be really interesting. I,for one, should be very glad to seea modern story reach popularity inwhich there was no mention of se¬duction, rape, murder, suicide, or theintricacies of Freudian Complex. Butif a story has to be sordid it oughtto be plenty sordid and run in allthe crimes in the catalogue in liberaldoses.* * *The story concerns Judith, ayoung American heiress, who marriesTony, Duke of Leftwitch. Her earlylife has been of such unbelievablepurity and innocence that to her theEnglish nobility, with whom shecomes in contact thereafter, are,without exception, shallow-mindedsociety hounds and politicians.Gradually she becomes disillusionedconcerning Tony, as she finds himtime after time in the company of awoman named Chesbrook. On thebirth of her son, Ned, Judith is toldof a new case of Tony’s unfaithful¬ness in Africa where he has gone tofight in the Boer War. She deter¬mines never to meet him again ex¬cept as an acquaintance and the lasttrace of her love for him vanishes.One disappointment follows another,but through some miraculous traitinherited from her New England an¬cestors she is able to remain pureand unspoiled. The story begins toget melodramatic when she falls inlove with *an Italian shortly beforethe World War, comes within easyreach of happiness, and then, forsome inane idealistic reason, throwsaway all her chances of a full life.Her lover is killed in the war andas a final straw her son Ned turnsout to be a rotter. The net resultis that of a hangover when one hasbeen stormy for about a week.English drawing-room stuff hasbeen done to death. It is badenough when wrritten by Englishmen,but when attempted by a youngAmerican with only a superficialbackground, it is horrible. It is badenough when humorous, but whenwoven into tragedy, as Sheean hasdone, it is worse. The characterswith the exception of the Heroine(spelled with a capital H) are stockmaterial for fifty years. Judith isintroduced from the Polyanna series.Her anatomy, if she has one, is theanatomy of virtue, but virtuouswomen are, singularly, uninteresting.The result of the whole is distaste¬ful but probably no more distastefulthan the result often is when anAmerican girl in real life marriesinto English nobility.* * *And therein lies the sad part ofmy story. The book could have beena good one. The author is suffi¬ciently capable of slinging words.He can write pretty good dialogueand fair description. And the situa¬tion is darn good. But he had todrag virtue and the lack of it intoa story that should have attemptedto show in a lighter and more enter¬taining way the plight of HomeAmericans stranded in a countrywhere tradition is of importance.i4Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1927PLAY REVIEWS1. The Play’s the Thing, by Fer-nec Molnar, at the Harris.2. Countess Maritsa, at the Olym¬pic.3. Hit the Deck, at the Woods.4. The Little Theater, Jack andJill Players.THE PLAY’S THE THINGFerene Molnar“The Play's the Thing,” the latestcomedy from the pen of Ferenc Mol¬nar, Hungarian dramatist, author ofLiliom,” “The Swan” and other suc¬cesses, is now playing a limited en¬gagement at the Sam Harris theatre,with Holbrook Blinn and his com¬pany under the direction of GilbertMiller.The English adaptation of the playwas made by P. G. Wodehouse, pop¬ular playwright and novelist, whosehumorous English style reproduces ef¬fectively the subtleties and suavities ofthe original text.A play about the theatre as its titledenotes, “The Play’s the Thing,” callsupon Mr. Blinn to portray the partof a famous dramatist, Sandor Turai,a role unlike anything that he has play¬ed in recent years. In his companyare appearing Hubert Druce as Man-skv, a lyric writer; Martha iLorber asthe beautiful prima donna, the toastof Europe, Harry Mestayer as leadingman and Gavin Muir as a young com¬poser, both of them in love with theprima donna. The action takes placeat a house party in a castle on theItalian Riviera, where all five char¬acters are guests.The comedy has been staged underthe personal direction of Mr. Blinn andhas just closed a successful season atHenry Miller’s Theatre, New York,where it ran almost an entire yearand might still be going, as it closedin the height of its success, to allowMr. Blinn and his company a briefholiday before undertaking their trans¬continental tour.Countess Maritza at the O/ympic:It’s here on a limited engagement, acomedy-operetta imported from Vi¬enna. They compare Countess Maritzawith that far-famed musical comedyof the past, The Merry Widow (DieLustige Wittwe). The music is thereason. Perhaps it is because Emmer¬ich Kalman, who wrote the lyrics forSari, one of Mitzi’s starring vehicles— is the composer of the Countess Mar¬itza score. It is among the best worksof this prolific creator. The operettahas an unusually large singing ensem¬ble, a gypsy danc ng chorus, a Hun¬garian gypsy orchestra introduced inthe action of the play and the NewYork cast, with Walter Woolf andOdette Myrtil in leading roles, arevery good.Hit the Deck at the Woods: Lastyear’s echoes reached our ears fromNew York of a super musical comedythat had in it more actual song-hitsthan any other show that had appear¬ed since God made light. Now it ishere. The sailors flock around Queen-ie Smith the same as they did in NewYork. The chorus wails Hallelujahwith the same justice to Mr. You-mans, its composer, that was in evi¬dence on the Great White Way. StillChicago bosoms are not as highly in¬flated as one would think. The showis good and Queenie and her friendsgo singing and dancing their waythrough the nautical comedy to thesatisfaction of all who see the show.But the Woods isn’t being caved inby impatient mobs. We wonder if Hitthe Deck has had its fling? Is it truethat New York hits are not hits inthe Windy City?The Little Theatre:The Jack and Ji/I Players, 943 RushStreet, announce the commencementof a new mid-week schedule. Begin¬ning with this week, Wednesday therewill be performance by the adult com¬pany every Wednesday at 8:15, andby the children’s company every Fri¬day at 7 o’clock. The hour of sevenwas determined upon for the children’sperformance in consideration of earlybedtime.The current bill at this theatre con¬sist of a trio of Japanese plays, “TheComedy of the Mirror,” broadly hu-orous, “The Willow Plate,” a delicatesatire, and, for variety, “Bushido,” oneof the Japanese classics, a drama ofthe Samurai code of honor . Theseplays given in English, give an ex¬cellent—and enormously interesting ex¬position of the Japanese stage.The children's company also has aJapanese program, two plays, “TheEmperor’s New Clothes,” a comedy asamusing as Punch and Judy and “TheHorns," one of the very old legenddramas of old royalist Japan.WYVERN PLEDGESWyvern announces the pledging ofMartha Harris, of Fort Wayne, Ind. The Opera(Continued on page 6)car. The ballet will dance, and An¬tonio Sabino will make her first ap¬pearance this season at the conductor’sdesk.Wednesday evening’s repetition of“Madame Butterfly” will present For¬rest Lamout as Pinkerton, opposite theButterly of Edith Mason. Irene Pav-loska, Giacomo Rimini, Lodovico Oli-viero, Desire Defrere and others willhave familiar parts. Giorgio Polaccowill conduct.On Thursday evening “‘La Giocon-da” will be repeated as a generousspread for Thanksgiving patrons. Pon-chielli’s melodious work will be sungby Rosa Raisa, Cyrena Van Gordon.Augusta \Lenska, Charles Defrere, An¬tonio Nicolich and Gildo Morelato. Theballet will be seen in the famous“Dance of the Hours” and in inci¬dental dances. Roberto Moranzoniwill conduct.Friday evening brings a special per¬formance of “Tosca” in which ClaudiaMuzio will return to a title role inwhich she has not been heard herefor some seasons, and Luigi Monte-santo will make his first Chicago ap¬pearance in the role of Scarpia. An¬tonio Cortis will be the Cavaradossi.Puccini’s tragedy will be followed bya ballet, “Hungarian Rhapsody” danc¬ed to Liszt’s music.“Falstaff” will be added to the sea¬son’s repertoire Saturday afternoon,with Rosa Raisa, Edith Mason, IrenePavloska, Maria Claessens, CharlesHackett, Giacomo Rimini, GiovanniPolese, Jose Mojica, Lodovico Oli-viero and Virgilio Lazzari. The balletwill dance in the final act act. GiorgioPolacco will conduct.Wagner at popular prices will con¬stitute Saturday evening’s bill with arepetition of “Tannhauser” with LeoneKruse, Cyrena Van Gordon, ForrestLamont and Alexander Kipnis in theiraccustomed parts, and with RichardBonelli making his first local appear¬ance as Wolfram. Henry G. Weberwill conduct and the ballet will beseen in the famous Venusberg scene.Another big event at the Auditoriumwill be John McCormack’s farewellappearance for a year on the follow¬ing evening. Sunday, Nov. 27, when arequest bill consisting of popular num¬bers from his programmes of the lastfive years, will be sung by the greatIrish tenor.anmr 78§tCon¬temporaryBy Percy H. BoyntonSetting aside the prevail¬ing pessimism on the sub¬ject, Mr. Boynton sets outto defend American lifeand letters. His six chap-ten on certain literaryspokesmen who havegained recognition are in¬terspersed with discerningcomment on the manyvarious innovations ofAmerican life. $2.50 Plays forJesusA New BiographyByShirley Jackson CaseThe newspapers say,“blasphemous,” “silly,”and “heretical.” TheChristian Century says,“not the Jesus of thestained glass w indow, butthe Jesus who lived andwalked with men.”Thoughtful readers willfind it a straightforward,stimulating account of thereal Jesus of history.$3.00Rooseveltand theCaribbeanBy Howard C. HillHarry Hansen in the NewYorlc World calls it “thesober second thought ofthe historian .... a veryable study of this presi¬dent’s policies and poli¬tics.” And the HeraldTribune says, “ProfessorHill has turned the X-rayof historical criticism uponRoosevelt’s Caribbeanpolicy.” $2.50 ersByCEARLES RaNN KENNEDYIn the classic tradition,but startlingly new inmanner and presentation,each of these three plays isan idea dramatized. “TheChastening,” “The Ad¬miral,” and “The Saluta¬tion” are fine and originaladditions to the drama asit is heard or read. $2.50The Natureand of Man“. . .. fascinating reading..... The book has takenon the unity, the coher¬ence, the march, of onegreat epic poem.”—Chi¬cago Tribune. “. . . . thestory is well told, well il¬lustrated, and well col¬ored with human signifi¬cance .... popular with¬out being diluted.”—TheNation. $5.00 The OldTestamentAn American TranslationBy J. M. P. Smith, T. J.Meek, A. R. 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The square scarfis the collegiate thing.BASEMENT—fAe STORE for MENiTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1927 Page SevenA Column OnThe TheaterBy James Parker.Here’s a little song and dance I’msure you’ll all enjoy, folks—let’s givethe little girl a big hand. “The DesertSong’’ is the nearest approach to“Blossom Time” and “Rose Mariethese youthful eyes have yet beheld.If any of the readers of this colum*.(and I’m optimistic enough to be-lieve there is at least one such crca-ture in addition to myself)—I repea-.,if any one has gained the impressionthat I’m a devout Menckenian discipTeand therefore never approve of any*thing I want to say in capital letters: >Like The Desert Song. You see, liI really had a nasty disposition 1might say that Alexander Gray, theleading man, at times has difficultyin preventing his voice from soundinglike the notes that emanate from atrombone played by a man with thapalsy. Or I might say that EdnaTorrence, as the nautch girl, goateoon my nerves because her native Mo¬roccan speech brought to my minothe village idiot of old home town.Indeed I might say that the ladies o»the chorus must have secured thel*jobs largely on the basis of theirfriendship with the manager—theywere like that. Yet, please observethat I say none of these things. “TheDesert Song,” I’ll have you under¬stand, is good.Isn’t it refreshing to find a songand dance piece that has sense to l»,some semblance of plot? Otto Har-boch, Otto Hamerstein, and FrankMandel have written a good book. Inbrief, Pierre Birabeau, son of theGovernor-General of a French Moroccan province, and Captain PaulFontaine are both in love with MargotBonvalet. But the fair, oh. very fairMargot, finds Paul destitute of ro¬mance, whereas Pierre is ruled out oi*the ground that he’s a wishy-washydo-nothing. Ah, but Paul in his sparstime is the mysterious Red Shadowwho leads a band of Kitfians becausefor some reason or other he got onthe outs with the governor who pre¬ceded his father. Margot, of course, isintrigued by stories of the outlaw. Hecarries her off to a confederate Rif-fian’s tent to compel her to love him,and though she refuses to yield tocompulsion, she does love him. Welt,the truth finally comes out, all is for¬given, and they live happily ever after.The plot is worked out in an admir¬able fashion and is exceedingly wellhandled by the cast.Sigmund Romberg has written excellent music for the entire show, burthe piece is worked out in the mannerof “Blossom Time” and “Rose Ma¬rie”—meaning that it is built largelyaround one song. In this case, as \v6all know, “The Desert Song” is thehit of the show, which is as it shouldbe. And when it is sung by AlexanderGray and Miss Charlotte Lansing--ohmy! These two have fine voices,singing as well as speaking, and here,largely, is the reason for the operet*ta’s success.Our dear friend Milt Watson alsosings, but only once or twice, unfor¬tunately.Bernard Granville, as Benny, theParisian news reporter, is an exceed¬ingly good comedian. Though hfslines, when analyzed, seem to hav*.absolutely nothing in them, Mr. Gran¬ville is not one whit deterred. Everytime he comes on the stage the audi¬ence tenses, and after his first syllable,is in a continual uproar throughoutthe entirety of his scenes. In anearly paragraph I said I could makeno derogatory comments about “TheDesert Song,” so perhaps I had bettei |say nothing about the young lady whotakes, though she doesn’t get awaywith it, the part of Susan, I wouldrather speak of Miss Torrence’s su*purb dancing, but I can find no ade¬quate superlatives.The thing which impressed me mosiabout the whole operetta was the per¬fect way in which the ensemble songsand dances were arranged. A noticeon the program reads: “Musical Num¬bers Staged by Robert Connelly,” anaI hope you won’t take my word fotit that Mr. Connelly is an artist, bufwill see for yourself it you haven’t al¬ready done so. No matter whethei.the entire company of ninety-five tson the stage or only a dozen, theyare forever in superb harmony.“The Desert Song” is good. Ifyou liked “Blossom Time” and “RoseMarie”—and how could you help butdo so—you’ll like the "Desert Song.” GLIMPSES OF OUR ARTWORLD(Continued from page 5)Antonin Sterba and Charles P. Kill-gore until December 7th.In the autumn of last year, thePalette and Chisel Club had an ex¬hibit of “small pictures” by Chicagoartists. It was a charming thing—that Igroup of little painting's »anddrawings. Now the club is announcinga showing of “sketches.” We have notseen them but, knowing the club, wepredict that they will be pleasant anoprofitable to see.In addition to the variety of ob¬jects of African Negro art to be shownat the Art Institute beginning on No-cember 16, there will also be displayeoa number of paintings by Americannegroes who have won recognition asartists. These include works by HenryO. Tanner, William Harper, WilliamE. Scott, Charles C. Dawson, WilliamFarrow, and Messrs. Woodruff anaHardrick of Indianapolis, and Mr.Harleston of South Carolina. Therewill also be shown the work of twosculptors, that of Meta Warwick Fue¬ler and Edmonia Lewis, woman artistsfrom the East. 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Simon and Schuster, INew York, N. Y.For years men have been reading bU |ographies, novels, stories left as record Iof human experience, in order to glean Ifrom them some idea of the hopes, the jaspirations, the struggles, the change* |that traverse the minds of others. Just ja realistic patch here or there in the jwork of an author has often justified his i.place in fame as one who has presented ilife as he has actually seen it. With the jcoming of science, human experience hasbeen boiled down technically to set onreactions as mechanical as a raw egg toa hot skillet, offering both new opportuni¬ties and new difficulties to the writer.Now, for the first time, a man has at A LONG-AWAITED CUSACKOFUS(“Dreams Come True”—Tonight ?)To IWould that I loved you not somuch,So bitter the mad love seems,For your hands I hold, and yourlips I touchOnly in dreams and dreams.I have traveled a lonely sea,Where ne’er a bright star gleams.Dear girl, must I live to love youa whole life longOnly in dreams and dreams?—Jack “Q.”stance-in-novels can see, is about asunique and refreshing as a lecture ontempted to write an account of his own [transportation methods among Mongolianlife, while in his mind has rested thv j savagesbiological and psychological aspects othis actions. He shows his understand¬ing, not in so many words, but in thecomplete mastery with which he handlesthe events and the isignificancies of ht>life.Kitty, by IVarwick Deeping, Alfred A.Knopf, New York, N, Y.By mirroring life as he finds it by developing themes that will live unend¬ingly. Mr. Deeping has worked into hr*writings an appeal which will take themfar into the coming generations, both asexamples of what this modern day of¬fered in the way of elemental problems,and as an inspiration for others who an.struggling against the forces of thefrworld. Kitty is a Twentieth Centuryyoung girl who must fight out for her¬self the characteristic battle betweenthose irreconcilables, personalpendence and personal happiness But the way the man writes! Thefact that a good nine-tenths of the bookis dialogue only makes the incisiveness otstyle more remarkable. When the goodMr. Erskine sets out to be stylisticallybrilliant and amusing he’s as vital as asurgeon’s scalpel cutting into festeredflesh. Erskine’s sort of stuff doesn’t floweasily and lazily and exotically like,—oh, like Hergesheimer’s, say. It’s morelike one quick, deep thrust after another.And the effect is equally peculiar. Onereads Erskine and does intellectual hop¬scotch during every moment tTiat the eyeis on the page. To read him makes you,as the saying goes, neurotic as hell.As I’ve said, I’ll be made as happy bythe success of the book as Mr. Erskinohimself will be. It isn’t often that one'sgiven so perfect an example of one’s pettheory. And the best of it all is that iin(Ie' \ can offer it up to any of these here-nowThe cravers after sound material, and givepersonality of Kitty’ is made so altogethe. ^em a very pleasant little laugh-that-oftwinsome, especially by contrast with that i00kof the selfish possessive mother against The on]y hair in my soup is that ^whom she has to wage a desperate battle !professor of English wrote the book?for the man she loves, that the readeitakes her side with all the partisansympathy of which he is capable.The book is a variation from theusual mother story, by far. It presentswith unusual realism the struggle thatoften goes on between parent and child,the jealousies, the disgusts, and dis¬likes. If valuable for nothing else itcontributes in no small way to a socio¬logical study.Adam and Ere, by John Erskine. BobbyMerrill, $2.50.It always pleases me no end to findstill another proof of my now hoarycontention that style counts for morethan substance in the field of swell let¬ters. 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He has previouslydiscussed “Prohibition” and the ques¬tion, “Is Man Responsible for HisActions?” The present topic promisesto be an absorbing one, for the Forumcalls Darrow “democrat unalloyed,”while his opponent is called an “apos¬tle of democracy, slowed up by Levinand Mussolini.” Though the subjectof the debate is of great interest to the participants, it was, nevertheless, cho¬sen by the Forum and not by theindividuals themselves.The Chicago Forum has a non¬partisan, non-sectarian platform, and itis interested in bringing together, peo¬ple prominent in all fields, for the pur¬pose of discussing public questions.The policy of the organization is anunprejudiced hearing of both sides ofall questions, in the “spirit of brother¬hood,” as they say. 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She graduated fromVarras in 1917. While still in herteens she wrote her first long poem.“Renascence”—a remarkable pieceof work, with a freshness and lyricpower that promised great thingsfor the future. The promise is be¬ing fulfilled: year by year she haswritten poems with a rare singingquality, hut also with somethingdeeper and more significant thanmelody or rhythm alone. Her un¬dertones are curiously reminiscent:her personality lingers in her mostimportant lines.Miss Millay was awarded thePulitzer Prize for Poetry in 1923.She is one of the few true poetswho have appealed to a large aswell as a limited public. She iskeenly interested in the theatre bothas author and player—her beautiful,ironic little fantasy “Aria da Capo"has been successfully presented.She also writes very unusual storiesand sketches, derived partly fromexperience and partly from intui¬tion.Miss Millay has written the fol¬lowing books:THE KING’S HENCHMANA FEW FIGS FROM THIS¬TLESTHE HARP WEAVER ANDOTHER POEMSRENASCENCESECOND APRILARIA DA CAPOTHE LAMP AND THE BELLTHREE PLAYSM iss Millay will read from herpoems Thursday evening, Novem¬ber 24th (Thanksgiving Day) at8:15 in Mandel Hall under the au¬spices of THE POETRY CLUBof The University of Chicago.Tickets to -this reading are givenfree if requested when any of theabove listed books by Millay arepurchased fromBURT CLARKBOOKSELLER5642 Harper AvenueCHICAGO7Staggmen polish up forfinal scramble of season. Freshmen numerals areawarded on a basis ofArmy-Navy scores.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1927MAROONS TO USE WIDE OPEN PLAYSWOODWARD GIVESDEFINITE PROMISEOF IMPROVEMENTUniversity For Molander’sPlans, Says DelegateAt BanquetDefinite assurance was given thirty-five fraternity intramural representa¬tives by Vice-President Woodward ofthe University that better facilities forintramural sports will soon be pro¬vided by the board of trustees in atalk which proved to be the highlightof the annual intramural banquet heldlast night at 7 p. m. in HutchinsonCommons.Johnson ChairmanArnold Johnson, general manager ofI-M sports, presided. At the conclusionof the dinner, he made a short addressabout coming events. The push ballcontest next Tuesday was mentionedas well as the wrestling prelims whichtake place the end of this month andthe swimming carnival which is sched¬uled for December 8th.Lieutenant Gildart of the R. O. T.C. was the first speaker introduced onthe program and disclosed some ofthe fine work that the military depart¬ment has been doing in the way ofsports. Most of the games are playedon an intramural basis, and MajorChristian, commandant, is seeking tofurther even more successfully the co¬operation between the military depart¬ment and the I-M competition.Molander Gives SituationDoctor Molander’s address revealedthe present situation of the I-M de¬partment and what it is seeking forthe next few years. Doctor Molanderstated that in his report to CoachStagg, he pointed out that the I-Mcompetition is sorely taxed for betterfacilities. More fields and a thorough¬ly modern gymnasium is necessary, liedeclared, in order to meet the increas¬ing interest that has been shown byUniversity men in intramural compe¬tition. Michigan and Illinois havemade splendid provisions for I-Msports already, Doctor Molander de¬clared, and there is no reason whyChicago should not be as adequatelyequipped. His rousing talk was warm¬ly applauded by those present.Vice-President Woodward followedup Doctor Molander’s talk by statingthat he too believes the Universityshould make ample provisions for therising interest in intramurai sports.Professor Merle Coulter has been ap¬pointed head of a committee to in¬vestigate the suggestions made byDoctor Molander, Mr. Woodwardsaid, and he expects that a report willso$>n be made to President Mason on(Continued on page 12)The winds of fashion blow on thefootball field as well as on the Ixmlevards.When the gridiron hero goes out to war-low around for his alma mater, perforcehe must be dressed in the style of theday.Knitted pants are the thing this year.Last season Jimmy Phelan, coach atPurdue university, sent his men out withtheir stalwart limbs encased in ^iilk.Rubber was the fashionable material oneseason for the gridder’s clothes at NotreDame.Chicago and Harvard are experimenting with knit pants, but they are notnew by any means. When the Chicagocoaching staff devised the knitted garments they thought they had developedan innovation, and they went to Amo*Alonzo Stagg for his approbation.Yale Wore ’EmBut the head of the Midway footballforces raked a finger thoughtful^through his graying hair and said, “I re¬member when—.” Then from his store- Rabbit’s Foot PrizeOf Football VictorA rabbit’s foot encased in a glasssheath was the prize won by OhioWesleyan university when theMethodists defeated the Denisonsquad in their annual gridiron con¬test there. The rabbit’s foot is amatter of tradition.Back in 1908 when Denison wasleading A to 0 ,the headgear of theDenison captain was knocked offand out rolled the rabbit’s foot. AWesleyan man grabbed it, and thetide turned in Wesleyan’s favor.Ever since that time the good lucktoken had rested in Wesleyan’strophy cabinet. This year that in¬stitution decided to put the foot incirculation. th$ winner of the Wes-leyan-Denison game becoming own¬er for a year. It still remains inWesleyan’s cabinet. (I. P.)ANNOUNCE HONORHOCKEY FLAYERSAll Star Team MeetsAlumni SaturdaySophomore women won the inter¬class hockey tournament when theydefeated the freshman team, 1 to 0, inthe last game of the tournament seriesplayed yesterday afternoon on theMidway. In the other game seniorsswamped juniors with an 8 to 0 score.Sophs Are ChampsSophomores claim first place withfive games won and one tied; fresh¬men are second with two games lost,one tied and three won; seniors rankthird with three tied games, one winand two defeats; while juniors trailwith one tie and five defeats.The Honor team, which is compos¬ed of the best players from all classteams, will play the Alumnae tomor¬row at 10 on the Midway. Such for¬mer stars as Dot Bock, Isabel Gorgas,Margaret Brew, Amy Bryne and Mar¬garet Novak are expected back for Ithis annual clash.Name Honor TeamThe following women have beenchosen by the women’s physical edu¬cation department to play with theHonor team: R. W. Clair Davis, R. I.Dorothy Hall, C. F. Bertha Heimer-dinger, L. I% Hazel Phillips, L. W.Helen O’Brien, R. H. Eleanor Wil¬kins, C. H. Alice de Mauriac, L. H.Polly Ames, L. F. Antoinette Seip, R.F. Gudrun Egeberg, Goal MildredHeindl. Substitutes will be BeatriceScheibler, Mary Shurman, Naomi Fike,Mary Abbot, Helene Simon, and Lil¬lian Schlesinger.(Continued on page 12)house of football files he dug up a pictureof a Yale championship team of 187t>,that famous outfit of which Walte»Camp was a member, and behold, theplayers of that doughty day, in additionto mustches, had on knitted pants.The first suit really adapted to thtneeds of the game, says Stagg, was in¬vented by L. P. Smock of Princeton Iq1877. Smock devised a laced jacket ofstout canvas, which became very popularHeavy Canvas UsedThe next development was to makithe pants of heavy canvas. After tha\came the famous moleskins. The datewas around 1889.But the moleskins soaked up watei.and canvas again was used.The development of the open gamechanged the style of football clothes.Even in-1918 a football suit weighed eightpounds more than it does today.The genesis of football clothes istraced in detail by Stagg in his new book,“Touchdown.” AWARD NUMERALSON SHOWINGS IN‘ARMY-NAVY’ TILTFrosh Muck Classic GameOn Stagg Field MondayAfternoonIn the final scrimmage of the sea¬son, the freshmen football squad willenact the Army-Navy classic on nextMonday at 3:00, on Stagg Field. Asnumeral awards will be announced thefollowing day, this game will give thecoaches a last minute chance to checkup on their selections.As Stagg Jr. has assured every manthat he will get his chance during thecourse of the afternoon, four differentteams plays. The men composing thetwo teams wearing the colors of theArmy are as follows: ends, Fish.Cowley, Jancius and Boone; tackles,Patterson, Jancanaro, Chapin andMiller; guards, Bussey, Block, Mor¬ris, Johnson and Greenwald; center,Joerce, Shane, and Diffendorf; quar¬terback, Kane and Crowder; half¬backs, Williams, May, Bowers andKroig; fullback. Auspitz and Groff.The two teams that will attempt toannihilate the Army under the blue ofthe Navy will be made up of the fol¬lowing men: ends, Bleaker, Cowley,Snyder and Boesel; tackles, Erickson,Eller, Holzman, Cohen and Rosen-field; guards, Wilborn, Bresler, Smith,and Cochrane; center, Straus, andBankard; quarterback, Freudenthal,and Zimont; halfbacks, Knendsen,Bluhm, Foster, Hutchinson and Van-Nice; fullbacks, Miller and Stackler.PURPLE BACKS INCONDITION TO FACEDETERMINED HAWKSWith the regular backfield ready foraction for the first time since the Ohiogame, Northwestern will take on Iowawith hopes of turning in a victory inthe season’s grid finale.Not since the Wildcats trounced theBuckeyes in the opening game of theseason have they had their full back-field strength available. Saturday,however, all four regulars—Capt. VicGustafson. Tiny Lewis', Walt Helmerand Yatz Levisen—will be prepared tostart. Injuries to Gustafson, Lewisand Holmer have sufficiently improvedto permit them to get into the finalgame.Six Northwestern players will windup their collegiate football careers onSaturday. They are Capt. Vic Gustaf¬son, halfback; Tiny Lewis, fullback;Walde Fisher, end; Bus Owens, guardand Rudy and All Schuler, tackles.Four of these players—Gustafson,Lewis, Fisher and R. Schuler, haveplayed regular ball for the Wildcatsduring the last three years and rankamong the greatest players turned outat Northwestern.HOOSIER NETTERSDISPLAY ACCURACYSeveral members of the basketballsquad who are entered in the free-throw tournament have shown excep¬tional early season ability in finding thehoop, according Everett S. Dean, bas¬ketball coach. Seven men of the squadof fifteen scored 75 per cent or bet¬ter out of forty trials in the first dayof the tournament, which started onMonday.The men who made high scores areHickey, Gill, Strickland, Martzoff,Starr, Cooper and Leonard. Othermembers of the squad are expectedto improve as the season progresses.The trophy, a mounted basketballpainted with Indiana’s colors, whichhas been offered to the winner of thetournament, has increased the interestof the squad in accurate shooting, ac¬cording to Coach Dean.Knit Grid Pants Worn Way BackIn 1876 By Famous Yale Eleven Greatest Crowd ToSee Hoosier TeamsIndiana-Purdue football gameshave come and gone since the firstcontest was played back in the earlynineties, but never has such a con¬test aroused the interest so muchas the approaching game Saturdayat Bloomington. So great is the in¬terest that there seems little doubtbut that the greaest crowd whichhas ever followed a Purdue elevento a foreign field will be on handin the Memorial stadium next Sat¬urday.The student body and thousandsof townspeople gathered around ahuge bonfire on Stuart field in anenthusiastic pep program last night.The sendoff of the Purdue team to¬day is expected to surpass the onegiven the squad when it left for theHarvard encounter early in theseason.PROF. DENOUNCESCOLLEGE SPORTSAthletics Money-MakingProposition, He SaysProfessor Oliphant, lately of theEnglish department of the Universityof Texas and lecturer in several largeeastern universities, counters in his ar¬ticle in “Plain Talk" those who saythat college and college sports havebecome a business with the remarkthat they are worse than a business.“We allow to be applied to sport anethical system that we would not dareto apply openly in the commercialworld,” he writes. “The same princi¬ples are practiced, it is true; but nouniversity would have the face to teachthem, as it does permit the teachingof htem in the field of sport. Studentsare taught that sport Is a businesswhich has for its sole object victory;that there can be no honor in defeat,no dishonor in victory; that the endis everything and the means nothing.Alleges Trickery“They are given the idea that there(Continued on page 12)FENCERS POINT FORCONFERENCE TITLE;THREE VETS RETURNThe general spirit of optimism thatseems to pervade all of the other Ma¬roon teams seems to have reached thefencing team also. The swordsmen areconfident that they will be able totop the Big Ten this season. Threeof last years “C" men as the neucleusof the squad, Coach Merrill has ex¬tremely high expectations.Hadley Kerr, captain and first man,will compete in the foil and saberevents; Janies Steere will represent theschool in the foils and the duellingswords, and Harold Graves the thirdwill probably compete in all threeclasses although his eligibility is notyet ascertained for sure.Two other veterans who have beenshowing up extremey well in practicethis year are Joe Eisendrath and BobMetzenberg. The sophomore stars oflast year who will compose the restof the squad are Freidman, Goldberg,Wallace and Nash.MINNESOTA CLAIMSGRITTIEST HARRIERAmong the unsung athletic heroesof the year is Roland Aker, Minnesotacross-country star. Aker, after beingconfined to the hospital for two yearsby an operation upon his right leg,which, after it healed, was three quar¬ters of an inch shorter than his leftone, won his place upon the Gopherteam by sheer grit. In the recentmeet with Iowa, he won out by final¬ly conquering three Hawkeyes whohad taken the lead from him threetimes during the course of the race. FEAR CR0F00T, VISITORS’ FLASHYQUARTERBACK; SMEAR YEARLINGSUSING BADE PLAYS FOR LOSSESBadgers Drill On StaggField Today; NotToo ConfidentMadison, Wis., Nov. 18th.—TheBadgers departed for Chicago todaywhere they close the season tomorrowafternoon with Amos A. Stagg’s bat¬tered but hopeful Maroons. The Wis¬consin gridders were away at an earlyhour, having taken the last stiff work¬out of the year at Camp Randall Fieldlast evening. They are scheduled toput up at a south side hotel at noonand will dash through a short prac¬tice at Stagg Field in the early after¬noon.Work Out HereThe Cardinal coaches were not op¬timistic regarding the outcome of to¬morrow’s clash with Chicago, mainlybecause too many of the dependablesare incapacitated. At least a half doz¬en regulars, mostly linemen, have beenkept from active work all week on ac¬count of injuries received in the Iowafracas. Hayes, halfback, will not beavailable for any service at the Mid¬way.A number of Coach Thistlethwaite’sboys will be playing their last gamefor Wisconsin tomorrow. Capt. “Toad”Crofoot,, one of the best leaders andfield generals developed at Madison inyears, closes a brilliant career, as doDon Cameron, end; George VonBrem-er and Bob Sykes, guards; Jack Wil¬son, center; George Hotchkiss, end;Burbidge, quarterback and Gottstein,tackle.One hundred and twenty-five foot¬ball players, who jare not Varsitysquad members, will be sent to Chi¬cago tomorrow morning for the gameat the expense of the Athletic De¬partment. This number includesfreshmen, All-Americans, Physical Edstudents and Intra-murals.MEXICAN FOOTBALLATTRACTS GUNMENIf the idea ever spread to theUnited States, it may mean ruin tothe vast industry which supplies re¬freshment in flasks to footballcrowds. In Mexico every spectatorat a football game is searched thor¬oughly for arms and ammunition ashe enters the gate. Varsity Determined To WinSeason’s FinaleSaturdayWith cries of “watch Crofot” re¬sounding in the training camp, theMaroons went about the task of per¬fecting their defense against the Badg¬ers in the last big workout of theseason yesterday in preparation for thefinal game of the year against Wis¬consin. Coach Stagg also spent partof the afternoon polishing the aerialattack of the regulars, which it is ex¬pected will even rival the Badgers’vaunted open game.Stop “Crofoot”The freshmen scrimmaged with thevarsity but made little headway. Theregulars smashed the yearling attackwith unusual ferocity, although the“Old Man” kept stressing the import¬ance of watching the agile Wisconsinleader, Crofoot. The freshman backwho impersonated the diminutiveBadger star was stopped cold contin¬ually, and the rest of the freshmanbackfield could gain little groundthrough the line or by hurling passes.Anderson Calls PlaysAfter expressing satisfaction at theMaroons’ defense against the yearlings,Coach Stagg herded his regulars off toone side of the field and concentratedon improving the open game of theMarons. The backfield lined up withLeyers, Mendenhall, Anderson, andLibby bearing the brunt of the work¬out. Anderson called signals in Mc¬Donough's stead, wiio sriji (s confinedto bed by a bad cold. Pratt, secondstring quarterback, who ran the teamwell Wednesday worked out with thereserves.A pleasing feature of the practice bythe regulars was Captain Rouse’s ap¬pearance at center. The popular lead¬er remained on the sidelines duringthe scrimmage with the freshmen, butreplaced Small when the regularsdrilled on offense. His leg gave himno trouble, while his long layoff seemsto have bothered his passing not atall. His definite appearance Saturdayhas injected the Maroons with plentyof optimism for the important Badgertilt and they showed it by their briskworkout yesterday in spite of adverseweather conditions.Maroon Rooter Leaves Ice andSnow To See Game, Bring GiftsChicago’s farthest north rooter, EllisP. Sears of the Hudson Bay Companystation at Anelia Rivers, B. C., cameto Chicago yesterday afternoon to seethe team he has been following overthe radio for three years play Wiscon¬sin tomorrow. He brought with himsixteen hooded coats such as the trap¬pers of the region wear to present tothe Chicago varsity as an expressionof his admiration for their clean play.Lauds SportsmanshipSears has never seen a football gamebut he is an ardent rooter none theless. For three years he has sat at hisradio, 250 miles south of Arctic Circle,and taken the Maroon games down playby play on a typewriter. “I admiretheir sportsmanship in all their games,”said Sears yesterday. “The only wayw-e jn the north can judge whether a team is playing a clean game is bythe number of penalties, and Chicagohasn’t had a penalty in any of thegames I have heard this year. Thereare a lot of us in the country whofollow every Chicago game. Some¬times we get the game direct fromChicago stations but usually we ar¬range to have a Winnipeg station, re¬broadcast the game.”Was Machine GunnerThe coats are made of heavy Hud¬son Bay blankets, and are the regularSpring and Autumn wear of the trap¬pers. Sears, who was a machine gun¬ner in the Royal Flying Corps, wasshot down at Vimy Ridge in 1916, andlay in no man’s land for forty-eighthours, being badly gassed. He spentsix years in hospitals and then wastold to go north, because his conditionrequired a cold climate.7 ./ ? ■ t ' : ■ £■;: s. x 'Page Twelve THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1927TWILIGHT MEMORIESWhen twilight draws its eveningsplendour,And fond memories once lost arecalled to mind,No lovelier image save thine sweetLeonorCan bring back youthful days ofyore.In my fancy free, when only thestars do watchHave I sent thee thoughts chastenedwith love;But angry wert thou and hast’ly sentthem back to meWith reproaches tearing my anguish¬ing heart.—T. del Castillo PROF. DENOUNCESCOLLEGE SPORTHEADLINE—“Divinity StudentsHold Fall Party In Swift Commons.”—These fast parties!Piracy On the High C’s!George:It has been reported that Pro-Davies held an examination in Eng¬lish History on Armistice Day. MayorThompson would hardly call thatAmerica First. (Continued from sports page)is more honor by winning by clevertrickery than in achieving victory byclean, honest play. Trickery is lookedupon as a triumph of brains. A boyis looked upon as a hero and looksupon himself as a hero, for deedswhich ought to cause him to be re¬garded as nothing better than an in¬cipient ward heeler.”Professor Oliphant points out thatfootball is almost as professional asbaseball. “In every university,” hesays, “it is a money-making proposi¬tion, and therefore not to be run onthe lines of a decent, honest sportHonesty is a word unknown; to beatthe referee is a most praiseworthy andmeritorious act. The.only standard ofright is to ‘get away with it.’“Our universities,” concludes thewriter in “Plain Talk,” “are profes¬sional to the core . . . The spirit in¬culcated is the spirit of the spieler, theconfidence-trickster, the card sharper.” WOODWARD GIVES DEFINITEPROMISE OF IMPROVEMENT(Continued from page 11)the advisability of incorporating suchimprovements as have been pointedout.Chairman Johnson announced theappointment of three committees whichwill revise some of the present rulesguiding the work of the I-M depart¬ment at present. The committee onrulings is headed by Edward Hagensand is composed of Elliot Johnson.Walter Puschel, Ray Murphy and JoeCody.The committee on prizes and awardshas as its chairman, Victor Roterus.assisted by Lawrence Morrison, BobGarrigan, Allen Howard and IsadoreNelson. The committee on sports isheaded by Armand Balleart. who hasfor his aids, Jack Chapin, Harold Weil,Angus Horton and O. H. Wvandt.ANNOUNCE HONORHOCKEY PLAYERS AL I. LEWIS now withCARROL BROS.B A R B E R SHOPMidway 88321466 E. 57th StreetCHICAGOWhile going through an issue of 'The Critic (1904) we came acrossthe following by Anna Warner:“Wanted: Love-stories. Simple, |short, sweet love-stories such as Imight occur in anybody’s parlor.Problems and triangular situationsbarred.”“She read it; it sounded alluring.Result:THE SOFA AND THE CHAIR“Joseph and Julia sat on the sofa.They kissed each other forty-seventimes. Then Julia had a stitch in herside and they moved to the chair,where they kissed each other ninety-six times. Then Joseph becameweary of being the bottom layer inthe combined construction, so they■went back to the sofa where theykissed each other one hundred andfour times.“The clock now struck twelve andthey felt the hour for party was athand. It was a trial forever fresh.Joseph began by kissing Julia sixty-five times on the sofa, and he con¬tinued by kissing her forty-threetimes on the rug, seventy times onthe threshold, eighty-one times withhis overcoat on, twenty-nine timeswith his gloves on, sixty-six timeswith his hat on, fifteen times whilehe hung onto the door-knob and Juliahung onto him. Finally he sacrificeda coat-lapel and got awray.“Julia carried the coat lapel up¬stairs with her, kissed it seven hun¬dred and forty-four times, and wentto sleep at quarter of five ecstaticallyhappy.” (Continued from page 11)Captains and managers for nextyear’s teams, elected after yesterday’sgames are, for the juniors, Mary Shur-man captain and Marcella Gedonsmanager; for the sophomores, ClairDavis captain and Beatrice Scheibler,manager, and for the freshmen Dor¬othy Hall captain. J. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream55th St. at Woodlawn AvenuePhone Midway 0708SONG OF LOVEIt’s like a song—our love is—A soft song 'made in dusky placeswhere the evenings are,And lazy shadows fall, too tired torise,As though they’d travelled oh so far.They’re wrapped around us like afairy’s shroud . . .A black but filmy mist of cloud;The music of the spheres in one deepsighAs in your arms, with love and faith,I lie.A lovely song of laughter and oftears;A song of many colors to dispel myfears;A song unfurling like a roseTo last forever till our lives shallclose.Oh dearest, see how lovely our song—La Petite GalantineIt Was Funny On the Face of It!jGeorge;This girl had a funny nose andother features too humorous to men¬tion.—S; of ChiBEN GREENEBAUM, star Ma¬roon linesman, played through threequarters of the Illinois game with abroken thumb and smashed elbow.Who says Chicago didn’t get thebreaks?!—GEO-G Ots NO COVER CHARGEDURING DINNERAFTER 9 P . m50 4 WEEK DAY/'1.00 SAT & SUN-There’s AlwaysSomething Doing atSty? HUtrkhautkFrom noon to the wee sma’ hours, The Black-hawk affords a fascinating place to haveLuncheon, Dinner, or a late Supper.Ben Pollack’s rythym is a revelation in dancemusic. This is the orchestra that is such asensation on the air and the phonograph.Dancing from 6 P. M. Until ClosingYou can always park your car infront of the Blackhawk during dinner OXFORD GRAYWhen young men switch weswitch "here are the suitsAbout every other fellow thatcomes in asks for one - it’s thestyle. Single-breasted vests"double-breasted ones "plainoxford grays, striped oxfords,diamond weaves or herring¬bones " all kinds, all styles$501 OR 2 TROUSERSOther suits $33*50 $60 $65 $75 $85 $95MAURICE LROTHSCHILDState at Jackson/