Class nominate _petition due coVO6^6 < ^3°* Mt Batlp jHaroon Literary Forge toappear Wednesday.Vol. 28. No. 15. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1927 Price Five CentsMain StreetBy Milton S. MayerFooling all the people all the time,in the form of a column like this, isno cinch. The sterling creator of“What of It?” realized that manytimes during his two years before themast, and finally pulled out, dry as achip, to pitch his tent in the Phoenixoffice, recognized by the generationsas more comfortable, if not more pic¬turesque, territory, than The DailyMaroon office. “Yon can't get bloodout of a turnip,” muttered Morgen-stern at the last. “I have no moremore pearls to cast.” And the greatoracle was silent, leaving the adher¬ents to column 1, page 1, bleatingvainly for the thunder on the left.But another soldier, risen from theranks, steps into the dead mans’ shoes,or into one of the dead man's shoes,let us say, and hashes out the oldtripe with the assurance that there issomething new under the sun. Thisfountain vaunts no major or minor dis¬play, however .and will flow on sched¬ule once a week, Friday. Unless therew’ells up in my simple mind enoughbilge to warrant a column’s worth ev¬ery Tuesday. DADS TO SEE NINE ACT SHOWNOMINATING PETITIONS DUE TONIGHTELECTION BOARDCALLS FOR LISTOF CANDIDATESPres, of UndergraduateCouncil AnnouncesTime LimitAny lad of the limberlost who pre¬sumes to write a column is in for anawful beating. It’s simply the way ofall flesh, and that’s all there is to it.One man sours on him because hetalks too much about himself, anotherbecause he doesn’t talk enough abouthimself. Still a third finds his stuffhilarious, and a fourth spurns it asfunereal. Then everyone tires of himsooner or later, since in the schemeof things everyone tires of everythingsooner or later. And again, a manin the public eye becomes more oftenthan not a cinder in the public eyesimply because he is human and letshis worser judgment take a fling nowand then. Heywood Broun, for in¬stance, for many years respected col¬umnist in that journal of liberalthought, The New York World, satdrumming on the shift key of his cof¬fee-grinder one night and wonderingwhat in the way of drivel there wasfor an enterprising fellow to fill thegap in the next day’s World with,when it occured to him to mentionSacco and Vanzetti in his own, sweetway. And now Heywood Broun isworking for the dignified -table hasgone up the flue. Oh well. Nothingventures, as Bill Stephenson used tosay, nothing gain.* * *Like the snowflake in the river thatglitters for a moment and then is goneforever, yesterday brought warmbreezes and the jnellow sun of autumn. It is too bad that the eternalnight will soon be with us and we’llall be cold and wet and miserable. IfGod in his heaven will only spare us alittle warmth and sunshine tomorrow,it should be a gala day.The flower and knighthood of twocountrysides will he on hand for whatfrom the rah-rah point of view is thebig game. It may not be a good foot¬ball game. Lou Young, to whom anyThree Wise Men concede coachinggreatness, brings a ten second man inthe backfield, a minister in the line,the much touted hidden ball affair, andwhat looks like the softest team out ofPhiladelphia for many a moon. Butthen, Penn in a bad state is stillPenn. And the home lot boys, albeittwo victories under the conferencebelt, are not the stuff that championsare made of, not by a long shot. Wecan just sit around and wait, I sup¬pose, and hope that if tomorrowshould bring sorrow, as the old Pennsong goes, it will bring it to the campot tne Ben FratlkHlis. Petitions for nominations for allclass officers must he filed with theelection hoard by five this afternoon,according to an announcement givenout last night by Arnold Johnson,president of the Undergraduate coun¬cil. Although the petitions do notneed to be signed by students regis¬tered for voting, they must be signedby members of the class from whichthe nominee is entered.The lists of the students registeredfor voting can be obtained from John¬son at the Kappa Sigma House, 5713Woodlawn Avenue, or at the DailyMaroon office after four this after¬noon. This is the first time an at¬tempt has been made to supply thestudents with lists of the students reg¬istered as voters. “So far the newelection system has aroused much en¬thusiasm, and is being heartily wel¬comed to the undergraduate life ofthe University,” Johnson stated.Voting will be held on Wednesday,Thursday and Friday of next week,according to Johnson. The sopho¬mores will vote Wednesday, the ju¬niors, Thursday; and the seniors onFriday. The registered seniors whowill have left for the Ohio State gamebefore Friday will be permitted to voteon Thursday between twelve and two. Save Grass FromCampus Sprinters1015 yards of iron chain havebeen put up between Harper andCobh—the chief avenues of traffic,—to protect the scattered patchesof grass. Constant dashing wearsaway grass, and the campus sprint¬ers who try to make the distancefrom Cobb to Harper jn two sec¬onds flat must be curbed.The wooden stakes in the groundnear Swift hall are not for defenseor tripping purposes, the Superin¬tendent of Buildings and Groundssays, but are there to mark outflower beds.Freshman ActorsPresent Drama byNoted PlaywrightPlans For PledgeDance Considered bySoph Honor ClubsThe plans of Skull and Crescent forthe Pledge Dance, the date for whichis tentatively set as November 4,were considered and approved byScore Club at a meeting held lastnight.The location for the dance has notbeen definitely determined yet inas¬much as the Shoreland, which wasfirst considered may not be available.In its place the South Shore CountryClub is being considered. The bandhas not been hired yet, although threewell known orchestras are under con¬sideration.The bids are now being printed, andposters, giving all the information inregard to the dance will be placedaround the campus soon. There willhe 600 bids printed, and they will sellfor two dollars and a half. An all-freshman cast, under the au¬spices of the Dramatic association,will present “The Neighbors” byZona Gale, on Thursday, Oct. 27, at4:30, in the Reynolds club theatre.There will be no admission charge andall those interested in dtamatics havebeen urged to attend the performance.The final tryouts, held yesterday af¬ternoon, resulted in the following cast:Inez, will be played by KatherineSherman; Mis’ Abel by EvelynYoung; Mis ’Moran, Elizabeth Miller;Mis’ Trot, Eda W. Kowan; Gramma,Dorothy Butler; Mis’ Ellsworth, AliceVonKeller; Peter, David R. Coey;Ezra, Henry Ripley; Frances Blodgett,Ruth E. Dreyer, Gertrude Matthews.Robert Merril and Virginia Smith willunderstudy the roles. Members of thecast are working for membership inthe Dramatic Association.Arthur Ernstein, who is president ofGargoyles, is directing the perform¬ance. ANNOUNCEFORGEPRIZE WINNER INAUTUMNJWJMBERProse and Drama Addedto Issue Out NextWednesdayNo longer limited to poetry but car¬rying prose, drama, and the usual re¬views, and with the announcement ofthe winner of the hundred dollarForge prize poem, the new Forge,will be out Wednesday.George Dillon, whose book of opems“Boy in the Wind” is running into asecond edition, Elizabeth Madox Rob¬erts, Pearj Andelson Sherry, Lucy jSturges and Sterling North, winner ofthis year’s Witter Bynner prize, willbe among the contributors to the poet¬ry section. Stanley Newman, formerlypresident of the Poetry club, will berepresented by a short story, andJessica Nelson North has written athree-act play for the magazine.Sale For Charge of ClubsThe magazine, which is to sell fortwenty-five cents, will he in fifty pageswith a cover design from a singlewood-cut, and a frontispiece from alino-block by Marvin W. Gilbert.Campus sale of the Forge will bein charge of club girls, and a prize•vill be given to the club selling themost magazines. Five hundred copiesof the limited edition of a thousandwill be sold on campus, tne other halfgoing to regular subscribers in NewYork and elsewhere. Ugly Breaks Leg;Fate Is DoubtfulUgly, who is a horse in the polodivision of the R. O. T. C., fellyesterday in the riding field andbroke his leg. The tragedy occurredas a result of a mounting maneuverin which one man attempted tojump upon the horse while anotherwas riding him at a gallop.Ugly decided to go one way whilethe driver indicated another. As aresult the horses legs became en¬tangled and he went down in aheap, the riders springing clear ofhim.Late yesterday afternoon Uglywas still on the field, with a sol¬dier to watch him until a methodof removal is devised. VON AMMON ANDCARR ANNOUNCEFINAL PROGRAMMason and Stagg WillWelcome FathersAt MandelCoulter, FormerBotany ChairmanTo Speak MondayALLEN ANNOUNCESDATE FOR W. A. A.INITIATION DINNERW. A. A. dinner and initiation willbe held on Wednesday at 6 in IdaNoyes hall, as announced by AnnetteAllen, president. Bessie Vecans willbe in charge of the dinner and tic¬kets will be sold by Marcella Ge-dons, Edna Gross, Gertrude Haikes,Louise Majonnier, Marjorie Tolman,and Bessie Vecans for sixty cents.Stunts in the sun parlor after din¬ner will be conducted by Polly Amesand Gudrun Egeburg. All womenwho are interested, especially the oldmembers have been invited to attend. Women’s Board ToSponsor Dinner AtDel Prado HotelOwing to ithe fact that the sun par¬lor of Ida Noyes hall will be unavail¬able Tuesday at 5:30, the dinner spon¬sored by the Board of Women’s Or¬ganizations, for members of the W. A.A. Board, the first cabinet of the Y.W. C. A., and the Federation Coun¬cil, will be given in the banquet roomof the Del Prado Hotel.In order to enable those attendingthe banquet to hear the 1 ecture byEleanor Wiley, the time has beenchanged from 6 to 5:30. Mrs. EdithFoster Flint, chairman of the Wom¬en’s University Council .will be thespeaker for the evening. Professor J. M. Coulter, first headof the Botany department of the Uni¬versity will speak on “The Discoveryof Yellowstone Park’ ’Monday, at 4:30in the Botany building. ProfessorCoulter, who was affiliated with theUniversity until two years ago, is now’advisor for the Thompson Institutein New York.Professor Coulter is qualified tospeak on the discovery of Yellowstoneas he was one of the original partyto find the park. Each member of theparty was to study a special geyser,and because of Prof. Coulter’s youthat the time, he was given a geyser towatch which was not considered inter¬esting. This geyser, which he timed,turned out to be the famous “Old iFaithful.”Professor Coulter has written manytext books w’hich are in use in thepublic schools. He has also writtena book on evolution, “Where Religionand Evolution Meet.” This last bookhe wrote in collaboration with his son.Associate-Professor Merle C. Coulter. Final plans for the climax of theUniversity’s second Fathers’ Day, the“vodvil,” have been announced byFred von Ammon and Margaret Carr,co-chairmen. They hail the bill pre¬pared by Russell Whitney and Dor¬othy Hartford, vaudeville chairmen,as one which should be novel as wellas entertaining to the guests of theday, the visiting fathers.Coles Heads BillAccording to Russell Whitney, w’hois directing the production nine bigacts have been scheduled.Heading a diversified program isRudolph Coles who will sing a groupof sentimental ballads specially adapt¬ed for Dads’ day. Following him,Coach Hoffer of the National cham¬pionship gymnastic team will give anexhibition with flaming Indian clubs.Gym Team To PerformThe third act on the program fea¬tures Florence Stewart and EleanorStewart and Eleanor Scully, mezzo-soprano and pianist, and in the fourthnumber Hank Paulman w’ill exhibithis campus famous tap dancing withFred von Ammon as his accompanist.Catherine Fitzgerald, in a medley ofpopular songs will follow in the fifthnumber and scheduled in the sixth actis a horizontal bar act in which thegymnastic team of the university will“strut its stuff.”Several unknown gentlemen will(Continued on page 2)New Chapel Typifies Progressof Christianity—Von Ogden Vogt“The new Chapel of the Univer¬sity of Chicago is designed to typifythe great progress of Christianity,”declared the Reverend Von OgdenVogt in his lecture at Mandel halllast night. Using slides of the newchapel and also slides of other church¬es throughout the world, he pointedout the various steps in the construc¬tion of this new addition to “Our cityof learning.”The edifice is constructed of stonealone alone, though there are sixteensteel beams which support the mainarch. The arches are designed on aforty foot sqaure basis with light andheavy alternating supporting pillars take the place of the steel beams inthe ordinary present day structures.The interior decorations are takenfrom the symbolic representations ofthe early ages, and are distributedaround above the clear story line.The chapel will contain colors inwhat designers believe to be an idealproportion, and the authorities ex¬pect colored window’s to he added tothis color scheme in the future. Manyniches are also being left empty to befilled by later designers. “The greatattraction of the chapel,” he concluded,“lies in the fact that the breadth ofthe structure denotes the breadth ofreligion, the statuary brings religion SUBSCRIPTION DRIVEFOR DAILY MAROONWILL CLOSE TODAYThe Daily Maroon SubscriptionDrive which opened Freshman Weekwill close today. According to JackMcBrady, head of the circulation de¬partment, the drive, which has beenquite a success, has been extendedover a considerable period of time, inorder that every University studentmight have an opportunity to sub¬scribe to the campus daily.Two prizes will be awarded nextweek to the club representatives andcampus women who have been cooper¬ating in the effort to make this year’ssales reach a higher total than everbefore in Maroon history. FRESHMAN WOMAN’SCLUB PLANS TEA ATIDA NOYES TUESDAY Foreign SpeakersTo Talk BeforeFellowship GroupsPlans for the first Freshman Wom¬an’s Club tea, which will be held onTuesday from 3 to 6 in the Y. W.C. A. room of Ida Noyes hall, havebeen made by the social committeeof the Freshman council.Betty Kuhns has been appointedchairman of the social committee ofthe council which is composed of rep¬resentatives of each of the social clubson campus and eleven non-club wom¬en. They have planned the tea as aget-together meeting for the womenand in order to explain the activitiesof the Freshman Woman’s club. Foreign speakers w’ill feature mostof the Fellowship Group meetings onTuesday evening. The speakers sched¬uled are largely from the Orient. Theyw’ill tell of their experiences in theirlands. Group 4 meets Wednesday at7:15 in Room A of the Reynolds club.Dean Basil C. H. Harvey of the Med¬ical Schools will speak.The meetings to be held in the Rey¬nolds Club are listed, with the roomand speaker as follows: Groups 2 and10, south lounge, Charles Blooah of Li¬beria; Group 3, Room A, Mr. PaduriArran of India; Group 5, Room D,Mr. Mei of China; Group 8, LittleTheatre, Mr. Mack Evans.Group 6 meets with Group 9 at theChi Psi house. Mr. William J. Mather,cashier of the University will speak.Mr. Anin Fravha of Syria will speakto Groups 1 and 7 at the Alpha Delthouse.Freshmen w’ho wish to make GreenCap Club must come to their groupmeetings as attendance is requisitefor membership.‘New Sequence Requirements forStudents Now In Effect”—GurneyV x iiCAC aiCutj *-*‘**^ ^Upport!”^ pillar? j our Hnv ptifl to our r?iniO!1S Hold ExaminationsFor English Nov. 5Exemption exams for English 103will be held on Saturday’, Nov. 5 from9 to 12 in Cobh 110. The examina¬tion w’ill be limited to students withadvanced standing from other univer¬sities. Entering freshmen will not beeligible to take the exam. Candidateshave been asked to make applicationat the Examiners Office before Nov. 5 Sequence requirements for thebachelor’s degree under the new Uni¬versity rulings w’ere made public to¬day by Frederick J. Gurney, Assist¬ant Recorder.“For all students who have already-declared sequences under the old sys¬tem tw’o plans are open.” Mr. Gurney’states. They may fulfill the old re¬quirement of principal sequences olnine majors and secondary sequencesof six and be aw’arded their degrees.However at their own option they maydeclare a new sequence in accordancewith the present plan. The new re¬quirement, in brief, provides for thecompletion of approximately two-thirds of the student's senior rollegeV w’ork (the last eighteen majors) in thedepartment of his sequence and re¬lated departments, under the guidanceand with the approval of his Depart¬ment Counsellor.”Students who have not yet declaredtheir sequences must follow the re¬quirements outlined under the newplan.“It is a part of the University’s newplan,” Mr. Gurney states “to send outwarning cards to all students whohave completed twenty-one or moremajors, giving the requirements forthe degree and the subjects that helacks. After this notice the studentmust supply the needed subjects on’’if own responsibility.”Page Two(Hljr Sail# JflarnmtFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sportw Jffi ce, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERGEORGE V. JONES, CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMEN’S EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenMilton S. MayerLeonard BridgesWesson S. HfertraisCharles H. GoodRobert McCormack ...Doxter W. MastersLouis EngelEdwin LevinGeorge GruskinGeorge GruskinWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary EditorRoaalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTVictor Roterus Sporta EditorRobert Stern Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Dawson Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein -....Advertising ManagerHubert Lovewell AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJoseph Klitsner Advertising CorrespondentJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker. Ass't. Advertising ManagerRichard Grossman ....Downtown RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantSam Teitelman Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker Advertising CorrespondentNews EditorNews EditorDay EditorDay EditorDay EditorDay EditorDay DditorDay EditorWhistle editorWhistle EditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduaet ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Consolidationof official campus publications in one building.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.STEPPING OUT•WHEN the half ended at the Purdue game Saturday a newUniversity of Chicago band took the field. They marchedwe think, as well as any University of Chicago band has marchedbefore, they carried through manoeuvers which no other band hasattempted, and the music they played was the best we have everheard from our side of the field.We wonder if undergraduates while sitting snugly in theirseats and wishing the University had a real band realize just whatour band has gone through this year. They began the quarterwith practically an entire new organization. They had lost theirdirector and almost half of last year’s musicians. When the Okla¬homa game came around the band was in such a state of com¬plete disorganization that they considered it suicidal even to ap¬pear! At the Indiana game they played well, but were still in nocondition to go out on the field. Last week they took the field—with thirty new men and a new director—and played, in our opin¬ion, better than a University of Chicago band has ever playedbefore!An accomplishment of this vastness is the result of untiringwork. The men have devoted the better part of four afternoonsa week to intensive practice in their band room. They have spenthour after hour parading around the field trying to mould from abunch of raw recruits a disciplined band which can keep straightlines—which can form P’s for Pennsylvania and O’s for Ohio—which can march before 60,000 people without a single misstep.In short, they are trying to give the University of Chicago whatthe University of Chicago has wanted for years—a band whichfor its size can compare with any band in the Conference!ANXIOUSWE are a member of a certain Senior English class in whichthere are about thirty-five students. The first Wednesday ofthe quarter the instructor divided the class into five equal sec¬tions, each of which he told to prepare reports on a particularbook.Thursday we went to five different campus libraries in questof the book we were assigned to. Friday we did the same thing.On Saturday we searched through the Chicago Public Librarydowntown. The following Monday we went through the campuslibraries again. This was over a week ago. Since then we havevisited all of them spasmodically, perhaps on the average ofonce every two days. The book is out. Meanwhile on a certainclass record we have a little round circle right after our name.Please, Doris Blake, should we kill the instructor or burndown the libraries ? — .■THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1927OFFICIAL NOTICESFriday, October 21RADIO LECTURE: “The Rise ofChristianity.” Professor Case. StationWMAQ, 8:00 a. m.RELIGIOUS SERVICE, for allmembers of the University, conductedby the Divinity Faculties, JosephBond chapel, 11:50 a. m. ProfessorBower.THE JUNIOR MATHEMATICSCLUB, Ida Noyes Hall. 4:00 p. m.“The History of the Junior Mathe¬matics Club of the University of Chi¬cago.” Professor Slaught. “Mathemat¬ical Study in Italy.” Associate Pro¬fessor Lane.RADIO VESPER CHIMES SER¬VICE, Station WMAQ, through Mit¬chell Tower, 6:00 p. m.WOMEN’S ATHLETIC ASSOCI¬ATION: TORCH, Dudley Field,6:00 p. m.PUBLIC LECTURE (Downtown),“Astronomy”, Professor MacMillan.University College Lecture Room, I Lake View Building, 6:45 p. m.Saturday, October 22MEETINGS OF THE UNIVER¬SITY RULING BODIES: The Gen¬eral Administration Board, Cobb 115,9:00 a. m.The Board of University Publica¬tions, the Editorial Rooms, PressBuilding, 10 a. m.DADS TO SEE NINE ACTSHOW(Continued from page 1)present song, dance and piano act andalthough their identity is a secretWhitney says that they are “talentedand of great promise.” A recently dis¬covered artist, Miss Marion Lipson,will offer a dialect skit, and in the fin¬ale Mundy Peale and 10-piece orches¬tra will play a group of pulsatingrhythms. A rehearsal for the show iscalled for this afternoon at four behindclosed doors. President Max Masonand Coach A. A. Stagg will give talksof welcome immediately preceding theshow.Dinner is to be served for visiting fathers of non-fraternity men in Hut¬chison Commons and for the dads ofcampus women in Ida Noyes immedi¬ately preceding the vaudeville show.Approximately one hundred dinnershave been reserved at each of^heseplaces. Fraternity houses are expectedto serve dinner for the fathers of theirmen.NEW JAZZ PROGRAMBOOKER AT TOWERSomething new in jazz entertain¬ment will be offered at the TowerTheatre for the week of October 23.Hughie Clarke and his jazz orchestrawill head a bill featuring such wellknown performers as: Tommy Mon¬aco and his orchestra, Eileen and KenMeleida, the Tailor sisters, “JazzLips” Richardson, Josephine Davis,Bobby Joyce and Marie Hisgen.The photoplay for the week will be“The Angel of Broadway,” starringLeatrice Joy. PROF. MacMILLANWILL GIVE SECONDDOWNTOWN LECTUREProfessor William Duncan Mac¬Millan of the Department of Astron¬omy at the University will speak on“The Nature of the World and Man”at the second of the Friday night lec¬tures to be held tonight at 6:45 in theDowntown Lecture room of the LakeView building.This lecture is one of a series ofinformal and non-technical discussionsto be given each Friday night fromOctober to May. A similar series arealso held on Monday, Tuesday andWednesday evenings, when othertopics are discussed.A nominal fee is charged for theselectures. Tickets may be purchased atthe University College, on the eleventhfloor of the Lake View building, at 116S. Michigan Av. For information tele¬phone Dearborn 3674, or Midway 0800.hm nrsljtpThe .Presbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor toPresbyterian StudentsRes., 6617 University. Phone Dor. 1136Reynolds Club: 9:30 to 12 u.m.Students welcome any time to our homefor fellowship or conferenceFirst PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday ServicesWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11a. m.—“The Child Leader.”7:45 p. m.—Dr. Boddy preaching.Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Gasses in ChurchSchool.11—Morning worship.6 P. M.—Young People’s Service.7 P. M.—Young People’s Tea.8 P. M.—Dr. R. M. Davis, preach¬ing.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MINISTERSCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbets10:00 a. m.—College classes formen and women.11:00 a. m.—Morning worship.Young People’s Church Club6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups.The Quest Group for Under¬graduate Women.The Young Women’s Group.The Men’s Group.“Recent Advances in Medi¬cine,” Dr. Richard M.Hewitt, assistant editorAmerican Medican Ass’n.8:00—Evening worship. The wor¬ship service is planned byyoung people.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party. MooWaion'Htemir an& 57th StreetUon Ocjden Ocx^t — minister11 A. M.6 P. M. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1927Scientific Forgiveness.Channing Club—"Finds in the Sahara" by AlonzoPond, the emminent anthropologist.Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. end 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterSUNDAY, OCTOBER 2310:00 a. m.—Bible Class.11:00—Morning service, “TheHalf-Gods Go,” Willis L.Goldsmith.Scrooby Club—Pertinate Discus¬sions, “Is Our CivilizationChristian?”LATERFun FoodUniversity People Invited. Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVE. AT 64TH ST.“Where You’re a Stranger OnlyOnce”C. E. PAULUS, Pa.tor9:45 a. m.—Bible School.11 a. m.—What Think YeChrist?6:00 p. m.—Vesper Tee.6 45 p. m.—Luther League.Lead by Otto Herbener.7:45 p. m.—Spiritual Conflict. ofSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSUNDAY SERVICES, OCTOBER 23, 192711 A. M. Sermon .8 P. M. Evening Service.Make This Your Church Home.Look (or the TowerFIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M. Chicago EthicalSocietyA non-sectarian religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATER418 S. Michigan AvenueSUNDAY, OCT. 23, AT 11 A. M.DR. HORACE BRIDGESwill speak on Mr. Shaw’s “DOC¬TOR’S DILEMMA,” a problem inprofessional ethics.All Seats FreeVisitors Cordially Wlcome EPISCOPALThe Church Hoiue$751 Kiakirk AvanaaTel. Fairfax 7958REV. C. L. STREET. Ph.D..Student ChaplainThe St. Mark’s Society will holdits fall dinner on Tuesday, Oct.25, at 6:30 p. m., in Ida NoyesHall, the Rev. Alfred Newbery,speaker.Holy Communion, 9:00 a. m. at theHilton Memorial Chapel.The Church ofThe Redeemer5ith and BlackateaaREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D..5550 Blackatone Ave.Tel. Hyde Park 7390Sunday: Holy Communion, 8:00a. m., 9:16 a. m., and (except thirdSundays), 11:00 a. m., with ser¬mon.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 p. m.Daily Matins, Eucharist and Ev¬ensong as announced.a a aSt. Paul’s ChurchSOtb and DovchcaterPariah Office: 4946 Dorcheater AvenueTel. Oakland 1185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASSunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.St. Paul’s On TheMidway(Uuiversaluts)60th end DorchesterL. WARD BRIGHAMMinisterYoung People’s Services Sun¬day and week-days. You are in¬vited to share in our fellowshipprogram9:46 a. m.—Church School11:00 a. m.—Worship6:30 p. m.—Young People’ssupper7:00 p. m.—Discussion GroupWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX PastorMorning Worship, 11 o’clock—Sermon, Rev. G. S. Coxpreaching.Evening Service, 7:45 o’clock—Sermon.Kirkpatrick, D. D.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Church o5 St. Thomas The Apostle55th Street at Kimbark AvenueThe Right Rev. T. V. Shannon, PastorAssistants—Rev. E. D. Loughry, Rev. L. F. De Celle, Rev.T. J. Bermingham.Low Masses on Sunday at 6, 7, 8 and 1 0.High Mass with plain chant at nine o’clock.Solemn High Mass with surpliced choir at eleven o’clock.Benediction of the Blessed Sacrament Sunday afternoon at 5.1THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1927 Page ThreeTHE WEEKLY REVIEW‘‘Wherein We Dissertate on the Theater, Art, Literature with a Few Notes for the Man About Town”A Column OnThe TheaterBy JAMES PARKER.It was a matter of considerable sur¬prise when, on witnessing a perform¬ance of “The Guardsman” at the Stude-baker Theater, I could discover in theaudience no representative of the literatifrom our noble institution of higherlearning. Mayhap there was indeed somekindred spirit, but—yes there was, nowI come to thing of it. I remember ob¬serving in the foyer a banner with thisstrange device, “This Elevator Not Run¬ning”; yet later, as I conceitedly smokedone of those dusty cigarettes so highlyendorsed by vocal and dramatic artists,I marked the fact that the sign had mys¬teriously disapepared. Could there pos¬sibly ': better evidence than this thatsome University of Chicago fraternityman had been present that night, feed¬ing his artistic soul—and likewise histrophy collection?In all seriousness, there should be noreason why droves of students do notperiodically trek to the Studebaker thisfall, for not only will that sign un¬doubtedly be replaced by other and moreenticing objects d’art but the plays areexceptionally good; and I am enoughof a Pollyanna to believe that thereare among us here on the Midway manymen and women who appreciate goodplays.* * *Following their presentation of Shaw’sPygmalion for their Chicago opening,the Theatre Guild Acting Company of¬fered Franz Molrar’s great play, “TheGuardsman. Briefly the play is con¬cerned with an actor and his actresswife. He, being either laid low by aShakespearean Canker or bitten by thegreen-eyed monster, is determined to testhis wife’s fidelity. Wherefore he deckshimself out as a Russian Guardsman,arranges a meeting with is wife whilehe is in this guise—his real identity pre¬sumably being concealed all the while,has tea alone with her, and later makeslove to her in an opera box. At thecrucial moment he reveals himself, butis laughingly assured that his wife knewhim all the while. Surprise. Surprise.Well, technically the play is almostperfect; were I not emulating the tradi¬tional dramatic critics I sholud, of course,say that it is absolutely perfect, exceptfor one flaw. Unfortunately I entertainsome freakish notions about the dramaand, moreover, I am so egotistical in myopinions as to regard A Doll’s Houseand Cyrano de Bergerac as the only per¬fect plays that have ever been written.The Guardsman, I think, would havebeen far more artistic and effective hadMolrar ended it somewhat earlier thanhe did. To be specific, I, for one, wouldrather have seen the curtain rung downafter the actor, humbled and-ashamedfor his distrust and deception, has al¬most been convinced that his wife ac¬tually did not receive a viistor at teaand at the opera—not even himself. Ofcourse, in the play the actress assuresher husband that she was merely play¬ing up to her husband’s acting.* * *I trust I’ve not given the impressionthat what, in my opinion, is a flaw se¬riously mars the drama. I merely haveto give voice to criticism of everythingat some time or other. If a play isabominable I have no hesitation in sayingso; yet even if it is almost perfect I amlikely to dwell on the “almost.” If Ithink there was insufficient salt in thewater in which a New England dinnerwas boiled, I comment on the fact; andif I suspect that the dinner was boiledin kerosene I likewise comment, but in¬sist also that undoubtedly the cabbageshad worms in them and the turnips werewoody. The Guardsman is good. See it.Color and AtmosphereColor and charm personify the newTea Room in the Mather Addition tothe Art Institute. Two large muralpaintings, one at each end of the room,painted by Ethel Spears, afford diver¬sion for the eye, while the quiet andrestful atmosphere of the room affordsrelief from too strenuous sight-seeing.Food by a French chef. Luncheon:11:30 to 2. A la carte service 2:30 to1:15. The Tea room seats 1^5 peopV Published Every Friday As a Supplement to the Daily MaroonStage NotesRoad to Rome, at the Adelphi:Wit, charm, and sophistication,with all the low-down on why Han¬nibal paused in the height of hiscareer.Queens High, at the Four Co¬hans: We haven’t seen it yet.Tower of Nesle, at the Goodman.A revival of an exciting Dumaspity.Broadway, at the Selwyn: AnAmericana on the boards, and ra¬ther amusing at that.Chicago, at the Harris: FrancineLarrimore is in it.The Spider, at the Olympic: Ithas finished its tenth week.Desert Song, at the Great North¬ern: Sigmund Romberg’s music isglorious, but the show itself is notso hot.Rain, at the Minturn-Central:The juicy play of last season seemsto be getting the boys and girlsback again. Georgia Lee Hall playsSadie Thompson.Tommy, at the Cort: Hope we OUR WEEKLY WORDThis is the first edition of the Week¬ly Review which will attempt to be abaedeker of the places and things abouttown which should come under the scru¬tiny of the cognisant student. We havemet cooperation on every hand and are grateful to Sterling North and JamesParker for their columns, Robert Ben¬der for his book reviews, Elisabeth Tay¬lor for her social resume, and the fol¬lowing publishers for their trade edi¬tions: Boni and Liveright, E. P. Dut¬ton, The Viking Press.WHAT’S DOING ON CAMPUSBy ELIZABETH TAYLORThe period of official rejoicing overpledges starts this week-end. The Betas,Psi U’s, Sigma Nus, Delthos and PiDelta Phis are among the first to enter¬tain for their new members. The socialcalendar reads as follows: A pledgetea was given by the Chi Rho Sigmaclub on Wednesday at Ida Noyes; onThursday Rev. Dr. Von Ogden Voghtlectured and a club banquet, sponsoredby Dr. Faris, was given at he Men’sCommons. A Beta Theta Pi housedance, a Deltho Pledge dance at IdaNoyes hall, and a Pi Delta Phi pledgedance at the Congress hotel, will begiven tonight. Mr. and Mrs. Mudge,Mr. and Mrs. Cockran, and Mr. and Mrs.Dudley Clark will chaperon the Betadance. A Sigma Nu house dance willbe given Saturday night.Football TeasThe football teas for Saturday are: Alpha Delta Phi, Mrs. Heitman andMrs. Gerhart pouring; Beta Theta Pi,Mrs. Paddock pouring, and Mrs. Cuth-bertson will pour at the D. K. E. tea.It seems that the Deke’s have giventhree teas previous to this, which haveescaped our ear. Mr. and Mrs. Crowell,Mr. and Mrs. Brickman and Mr. andMrs. Robert Lawrence will chaperonethe first of the D. U. tea dances. TauDelta Pi is planning a tea dance at whichMrs. Blurk and Mrs. Kleinberg willpour. The Chi Psis are giving aFather’s luncheon before the game, fol¬lowed by a tea dance after the game.The Phi Psis have been entertainingafter the games, and rumor hath itthat there will be a Sigma Nu housedance Saturday night.Sunday Mr. and Mrs. Chapin will behost and hostess at a Delta Sigma Phiparent’s tea.have time to see it.The Second Man, at the Stude¬baker: We’ll have lots to say aboutit next Friday. Lynn Fontanne andAlfred Lunt top the dramatis per¬sonae.Hoosiers Abroad, at the Black-stone: Elliot Nugent of fame backagain. See this week’s reviews.We SuggestSalome, by Oscar Wilde. Inven¬tions by John Vassos. E. P.Dutton and Company, New Ftfr/fe.$3.50This famous play of Oscar Wilde inthe new and exquisite interpretation ofJohn Vassos and E. P. Dutton is themost beauitful volume to reach TheDaily Maroon this year. It is the firsttime that Wilde’s play has been il¬lustrated with drawings that were inter¬pretations of the text and not meredecorations.By a remarkable system of symbolismMr. Vassos has not only portrayed thevoluptuous drama of Salome and hermad longing, but has given to the scenesthat ghostly appearance which every¬thing has when seen in the ominouslight of the moon.Wilde’s Salome has been treated as adrama rather than as a book; it is, ofcourse, confined within covers, andprinted. It is, materially speaking, abook, but speaking in the large, it is nota book at all; it is Oscar Wilde’s trgedy,ready at the opening of the book cover,playing itself out in a four-dimensiontheater of the imagination from themoment when “the huge curtain rises ona quiet world and a serene, star-studdedsky.”Celibate Lives, by George Moore.Boni and Liveright $2.50This is a new and neatly publishededition of a work by George Moore,originally known as “In Single Strict¬ness.” It contains all the stories whichoriginally appeared in that book, withthe exception of “Hugh Monfret,” andin addition it concludes a tale from “AStory-teller’s Holiday,” entitled “AlbertNobbs,” thereby completing the author’sidea on the subject.A work by Georgt Moore can alwaysbe considered in the nature of an event,for he has widened the scope of Englishnarrative on almost every side. For in¬stance, before he began to write, thesubject of adultery was usually avoidedand all married persons were supposedto be faithful. In “Celibate Lives” Mr.Moore has torn down another veil cfhypocrisy in introducing to English fic¬tion subjects which h^ve,never, in so faras we are aware, been treated so franklyand beautifully before.The present idea in each of these long MOVIES YOU SHOULD SEEAT THE PLAYHOUSE“The Living Dead Man,” based onLuigi Pirandello’s satiric novel, "TheLate Matthias Rascal,” will be shownat the Chicago Playhouse, the uniquelittle cinema movement theatre at 410S. Michigan Avenue, during the weekbeginning Saturday, October 22,Produced in France by Marcel L’-Herbier, the most intelligent directorof that country, the film relates an epi¬sode in the life of the artist Pascalwho pretends he is dead in order to es¬cape his monotonous existence.Two actors became famous throughthis film. Lois Moran, one of themost popular leading women in Amer¬ica, made her motion picture debut in“The Living Dead Man.” The other I is Ivan Mosjoukine, a Russian, whohas since played many important rolesincluding the leading part in “MichaelStrogoff.” Mosjoukine is now in Hol¬lywood working in a film for an Amer¬ican producing company.Following the showing of the Piran¬dello opus, the Playhouse will present"Polykushka,” a Russian drama, withIvan Moskvin, one of the greatestRussian actors of all time, in the lead.Moscow Art Theater Players are inthe supporting cast.Other films to be shown here short¬ly are “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari,”the film which more than any other isresponsible for the little cinema move¬ment; “The Street,” a psychologicaldrama and Tolstoi’s “Power of Dark¬ness.”Miscellaneous Notes On Art InChicago; A Review Of GalleriesThe Art InstituteThe fortieth annual exhibition ofAmerican painting and sculptureopens at the Art Institute on October27. We are informed that the pub¬lic may expect canvasses of distinc¬tion beyond the productions of the lastfew years in the conservative schools.Seven thousand dollars in prizes areoffered at the autumnal exhibition ofAmerican paintings and sculpture. Be¬cause of its early date the Chicago ex¬hibition at the Institute will have theadvantage to find outstanding can¬vasses and sculptural pieces.At the present date one man showsof paintings by H. Leon Roecker, J.Jeffrey Grant and Edward T. Grig-ware; sculpture by Edwin Pearson; anexhibition of contemporary Swedishdecorative arts, and a loan exhibitionof fine paintings are on the calendar.Interesting PrintsAckermann’s, at 408 So. MichiganBlvd., and Albert Roullier at 419 So.Michigan Blvd., are now exhibiting aninteresting collection of rare prints onlegal forms and subjects. Among them are some admirable etchings,lithographs, mezzo-tints, and engrav¬ings. Durer, Nanteuil, Albrecht, Rem¬brandt, are among the works.Miscellaneous NotesAn exhibition of oil paintings byAmerican artists at Bryden’s studioat 318 So. Michigan Blvd., is worthseeing. We also suggest the exhibi¬tion at the Chicago Galleries Associa¬tion, at 220 N. Michigan Blvd. Thereone can see paintings by Jean AlexisFourier, E. Dewey Albinson andJames McBurney. There is somethingsmugly enjoyable about the summerexhibition of old English portraits atAndersons, 536 S. Michigan Blvd.They are worth seeing and at the sametime one can judge on the contem¬porary American portraits, a moderatenumber of which are on view there.A number of excellent Barbizonschool paintings are on exhibition atthe Thurber Galleries, 324 No. Michi¬gan ave. Tobey’s have their custo¬mary interesting array of tapestries,lamps, and pottery; the Tatman Showrooms, at 625 No. Michigan ave., theirEnglish china, crystal and antiques.short stories make them fresh in Englishfiction. There is balance, proportion andhuman interest. We think the booksurpases “Avowels,” and “Conversationsin Eberry Street,” as far as their en¬tertainment quotient is concerned.Selected Papers of Bertrand Russell,The Modern Library Publishers,New York 95rWhich is a collection of some of Mr.Russell’s choice essays, including “AMan’s Worship,” and “Mysticism and Logic.’ Bertrand Russell, we areinformed, selected the contents of thelittle volume himself, and he explains thereasons for his choice in his introduction.For one who seeks to familiarize him¬self with the best of Mr. Russells work,we suggest this volume.Camels, by Dan Streeter; G. W.Putnam and Sons, New York $2.50Close on the heels of Dan Steeter’s“Denatured (Africa” comes “Camel's,"which is the bubbling tale of this light- About TownNight clubs . . .The Drake on Saturday nights:There is always a gang from cam¬pus there.The Balloon Room at the Con¬gress: It seems to meet the dis¬criminating eye favorably thesedays.Club Lido: Pleasant entertainers,with a cuisine including transcend¬ent dishes of Italian, and, in fact,International origin. 4749 Broad¬way.Club Bagdad: Near campus(Cottage Grove at 64ar) writh agood floor-show.The Village: Handy to the thea¬tre district, with a fine midnightdinner. 61 West Monroe, secondfloor.• Club Mirador: We’ve never beenthere.Some day we may take a look atthe Frolics Cafe, Club Ansonia, andBoyd’s Cafe...Frolics: A raucaus retreat for thenight-hawk.Local color . . .La Cave, a splash of Bohemia ina picturesque wine cellar, 58 EastDelaware place.The Dill Pickle Club, pseudo¬bohemian. A rendezvous of nuts,radicals, and the rampant prole¬tariat.The Purple Pretzel, pseudo-bo-hemianism seeping south. 56th andEllis.The Oasis, 5721 Cottage Grove:Another haven of bohemians andfree-thinkers, open forum discus¬sions, dancing, food.The Theatre Club, 1351 No.Clark: A typical “little theater”featuring the Impertinent Players.Open forums on Saturday and Sun¬day nights.hearted nomad cameleering his waythrough Fung Province in the Sudanand despite the hazards of . , . well,despite a full quota of hazards ... heturns to chronicle for us his excitingmisadventures.Dan Streeter was bored, so he soughtthe savage peace he thought existed onthe borders of Abyssinia. He tells aboutit in a way that not only makes youfeel the thirst of the burning tropics, buta thirst, almost equally as poignant, fortravel and adventure. Anyway, (TheDaily Maroon feels confident thatCamels “will get itself read.’ It is il¬lustrated, we might add, by photographstaken by the author.Silent Storms, by Ernest Poole;The Macmillan Co., New York..$2.50More Anne Sedgewick Douglass stuff,that fall far below the calibre of “HisFamily,” the well-known Poole novelthat won the 1916 Pulitzer novel prize.Mr. Poole is a Chicagoan by birth, aPrincetonian by graduation, and a NewYorker by residence. He has more thana dozen novels to his credit and haswritetn some interesting Russian corre¬spondence. “Silent Storms” is a tale ofinternational marriage that is full ofevents and intrigue, yet fails to impressone that Mr. Poole has done anythingfresh or new.The Lordly Ones by B. H. Lehman,Harper and Brothers $2.00Are you self-sufficient? If not, thenGod help you, for, according to Mr. Leh¬man, loneliness is about all you can ex¬pect in this life. “The Lordly Ones”is a study of the family relation and itseffect upon a brilliant man. Mr. Poolepicks up young Morley, his subject, justas he is out of college and hurls himrapidly through life until the portals ofold age are open to him. Mr. Poole iscareless in his advance; a bit too rapidhere, a bit too slow there, yet there is acertain vitalness about the book, a cer¬tain problematical tremor that makes oneconscious of a certain power behind thepages. It is an attack, too, on theacademic methods of the twentieth cen¬tury, and expresses a struggle for intel¬lectual independence that is rather welldone. We think you should have takentwice as many words and two volumesto t#»11 voiir story Mr T /■timsn About BooksAnd PeopleBy STERLING NORTHEditor “The Forge”When A1 Widdifield asked me towrite a weekly column for his literarypage I didn’t make any promises. Andso if this patter smacks of ulteriormotivation, corruption and what not, youmay complain all you like, but I won’tlose my job. The fact is, I was sup¬posed to write about campus authors andbooks written by campus people. How¬ever, I think I’ll say a few things aboutElinor Wylie and the lecture she is giv¬ing under the auspices of The Forge andthereby increase the attendance and in¬cidentally the gate receipts.Not that Elinor Wylie needs publicity.In her short but eventful career she hasprobably had more notice than any otheryoung New York writer. If Mr. Wyliewas condemned for the peculiar circum¬stances surrounding the elopement, itwas only by people who were not ac¬quainted with the lady of his choice.To be perfectly frank, Elinor Wylie ishot stuff. She is around five feet fourinches in height, slender and remarkablygood looking for an intelligent woman.The one occasion on which I met hershe seemed very charming.If you have never heard her read herown poetry you have missed something.She has a good reading voice and, withthe exception of Edna Millay, she hasmore power over her audience than anyother American poet. She knows byheart almost everything that Blake,eKats, Shelly and Emily Dickenson everwrote. Her conversation is scintillatingand amusing. It is well, however, touse discretion in one’s conversation inthe presence of the lady for her epigramsare almost as devastating as those oncehurled by Oscar Wilde at his innumer¬able foes.* * *As for her ability as a poet . . .Open any anthology of poetry publishedwithin the last five years, and if sheisn’t included it is the exception. “Netsto Catch the Wind,” her first volume ofpoems, received the Julia EllsworthFord Prize for the best book of 1921.Amy Lowell, among others was attractedby the genius of this young poet andwrote reviews unusually enthusiastic fora Bostonian, where“The Loivells speak only to CabotsAnd the Cabbots speak only to God.”(or is that the way it goes, I have for¬gotten).By the time her second book of verse,“Black Armour,” appeared she was al¬ready one of America’s foremost poets.For a long time she was one of the edi¬tors of the lamented Measure and sheis at present contributing editor on thestaff of The New Republic. She haswritten three novels, Jennifer Lorn, TheVenetian Glass Nephew, and The OrphanAngel. All three are to some extentpoetic, but the last, an imaginative storyof what might have happened to Shelly,is somewhat cynical. There is also inher most recent poetry this note ofcynicism, which further tempers tyerwork.She comes to Chicago as a short re¬spite from her strenuous work on thenew book. Her letters and telegramsare sent from Austerlitz. New York, apicturesque peasant community vdhereshe has been absorbing color and atmos¬phere for her work. The new novel willbe as real as the community fromvwhich she is deriving her material, forshe has that peculiar and remarkablegift of retelling her experiences andemotions and losing nothing in theprocess.But even if you don’t like her novelsor her poetry, come and see ElinorWylie the night of Tuesday, Oct. 25th.You remember the lines in “The Puri¬tan’s Balad,”“My hair teas piled in a copper crownA devilish living thing,”I presume it’s bobbed by this time, butI’m sure that a few year ago her hairwas like that. And after all, it is agood thing that all women poets don’twear men’s clothes and smoke stogies as,I understand, was the case with the lateAmy LowtllrPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1927On The Boards“CHICAGO,” A NOTE BYROSELLE MOSS“Miss Chicago,” with a gun in eachhand and a photographer to snap herpicture, a scene which will make thefront page of every newspaper, holdsthe center of the stage at Harris thea¬tre where Maurine Watkins “Chicago”is now playing.Miss Watkins who until two yearsago was a reporter for the World’sGreatest Newspaper has presentedsome of the characters whom Gene¬vieve Forbes-Herrick calls "the sor¬ ority at the county jail, “or those localladies who tarried on the fourth floorof the building at Dearborn street andAustin avenue long enough to getthemselves into a play.”Francine Larrimore as Roxie Hart,the most beautiful girl murderer, (un¬til the next one comes along) does thebest piece of acting since her successin “Nice People.”But it is poor, crazed Lil “whowears cotton stockings and never hasbobbed her hair’ ’to whom the hon¬ors go. Moonshine Maggie, Go-to-Hell Kitty, Velma and Machine-gunRosie are all the exact studies ofpresent inmates of the county jail, ac¬cording to Mrs. Herrick.The play, in itself is a cleverly writ¬ten satire and throws some amusinglight upon the workings of the news¬paper world.UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOhNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made CandiesFor an “A” Grade in“WHERE TO EAT”Take her to theWITCH KITCH INN6325 Woodlawn Ave.‘Where the Witchery of Good Cooking Lures’Crisp Toasted SandwichesTable D’Hote Luncheon 40cjpThere s AlwaysSomething Doing atBlarkljmukFrom noon to the wee sma’ hours, The Black-hawk affords a fascinating place to haveLuncheon, Dinner, or a late Supper.Ben Pollack s rythym is a revelation in dancemusic. This is the orchestra that is such asensation on the air and the phonograph.*Dancing from 6 P. M. Until ClosingYou can always park your car infront of the Blackhawk during dinner—conveniently near to the theaters. Goodman Theatre OpensThe Kenneth Sawyer Goodmantheatre will open its third season onnext Monday evening, Oct. 17, withthat “parent of all melodramas,” “TheTower of Nesle.” It is another Thom¬as Wood Stevens selection. The playwas written by Alexander Dumas andis a rati er gripping story of love, ad¬venture. night rendezvous, murder andrevenge. Ellen Root, W. H. Belmont.Neal Caldwell head a large list of ac¬tors in the repertory company. Set¬tings by Leslie Margoff. Costumes byElisabeth Parsons. Seats SI.50.Chicago’s Art InterestIt is interesting to note that Chi¬cago is not as culturally sterile asmany of the New England prophetsIf you want a home cookedmeal call 5650 Ellis Ave.Price 40cMrs. Greenstein, Prop.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty would lead one to believe. On Laborday statistics show, for instance, that6,435 persons visited the MetropolitanMuseum of Art in New York City. Onthe same day in Chicago 8,763 personsvisited the Art Institute. Thus Chi¬cago showed an attendance of 2,328more visitors than its older neighboron the eastern coast.Schipa Sings SundayFirst among the Chicago CivicOpera songbirds to address a Chicagoaudience is Tito Schipa, who is giving*jhe largest sellinaquality pencilthewQtldmblackdegreesAt alldealers Superlative inthe world-famousPENCILSBuy~ adozen give best service andlongest wear. ^Plain ends, per doz. $1.00Rubber ends, per doz. 1.20American Pencil Co., 215 Fifth Ave.,N.Y.Maker* of UNIQUE Thin LeadColored Pencils in 12 colors—$1.00 per doz. a concert at the Auditorium Sunday ofthis week-end. Contrary to customSchipa will be heard with the operaduring the eai!} performances of theseason, which opens November 4.Schipa’s annual recital has grown inpopularity from year to year untilnow it is a big event. John McCor¬mack will give a recital on the eveningof Nov. 6.Where will youfind your friendsand the best food and service in the Universitydistrict?: Utlir (Sanjonlr5704 Dorchester Ave.J. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream55th St. at Woodlawn AvenuePhone Midway 0708Her best friendsought to tell her!Her EYL3 arc her best feature, hut whocan discover it if she insists on hiding thembehind heavy “horn-rims”? For evening wearher choice should be White Gold rimlessglasses. Shell-rims have their proper place, ofcourse — in the library or study. For the street,or afternoon occasions, rimless White Gold eye¬glasses or oxfords are all that the new close-fitting hats will let you wear!Service at our optical department second to none onthe south side, completely equipped. Using the latest in¬struments in testing and refracting. 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Michigan Avenue140-142 S. Clark StreetNear Adams225 N. Wabash AVe.at Wacker DriverTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1927 Page ThreeTHE WEEKLY REVIEW“Wherein We Dissertate on the Theater, Art, Literature with a Few Notes for the Man About Town”Published Every Friday As a Supplement to the Daily MaroonA Column OnThe TheaterBy JAMES PARKER.It was a matter of considerable sur¬prise when, on witnessing a perform¬ance of “The Guardsman” at the Stude-baker Theater, I could discover in theaudience no representative of the literatifrom our noble institution of higherlearning. Mayhap there was indeed somekindred spirit, but—yes there was, nowI come to thing of it. I remember ob¬serving in the foyer a banner with th:sstrange device, “This Elevator Not Run¬ning”; yet later, as I conceitedly smokedone of those dusty cigarettes so highlyendorsed by vocal and dramatic artists,I marked the fact that the sign had mys¬teriously disapepared. Could there pos¬sibly be better evidence than this thatsome University of Chicago fraternityman had been present that night, feed¬ing his artistic soul—and likewise histrophy collection?In all seriousness, there should be noreason why droves of students do notperiodically trek to the Studebaker thisfall* for not only will that sign un¬doubtedly be replaced by other and moreenticing objects d’art but the plays areexceptionally good; and I am enoughof a Pollyanna to believe that thertare among us here on the Midway manymen and women who appreciate goodplays.Following their presentation of Shaw’sPygmalion for their Chicago opening,the Theatre Guild Acting Company of¬fered Franz Molrar’s great play, “TheGuardsman. Briefly the play is con¬cerned with an actor and his actresswife. He, being either laid low by aShakespearean Canker or bitten by thegreen-eyed monster, is determined to testhis wife’s fidelity. Wherefore he deckshimself out as a Russian Guardsman,arranges a meeting with is wife whilehe is in this guise—his real identity pre¬sumably being concealed all the while,has tea alone with her, and later makeslove to her in an opera box. At thecrucial moment he reveals himself, butis laughingly assured that his wife knewhim all the while. Surprise. Surprise.Well, technically the play is almostperfect; were I not emulating the tradi¬tional dramatic critics I sholud, of course,say that it is absolutely perfect, exceptfor one flaw. Unfortunately I entertainsome freakish notions about the dramaand, moreover, T am so egotistical in myopinions as to regard A Doll’s Houseand Cyrano de Bergerac as the only per¬fect plays that have ever been written.The Guardsman, I think, would havebeen far more artistic and effective hadMolrar ended it somewhat earlier thanhe did. To be specific, I, for one, wouldrather have seen the curtain rung downafter the actor, humbled and ashamedfor his distrust and deception, has al¬most been convinced that his wife ac¬tually did not receive a viistor at teaand at the opera—not even himself. Ofcourse, in the play the actress assuresher husband that she was merely play¬ing up to her husband’s acting.I trust I’ve not given the impressionthat what, in my opinion, is a flaw se¬riously mars the drama. I merely haveto give voice to criticism of everythingat some time or other. If a play isabominable I have no hesitation in sayingso; yet even if it is almost perfect I amlikely to dwell on the “almost.” If Ithink there was insufficient salt in thewater in which a New England dinnerwas boiled, I comment on the fact; andif I suspect that the dinner was boiledin kerosene I likewise comment, but in¬sist also that undoubtedly the cabbageshad worms in them and the turnips werewoody. The Guardsman is good. See it.Color and AtmosphereCclor and charm personify the newTea Room in the Mather Addition tothe Art Institute. Two large muralpaintings, one at each end of the room,painted by Ethel Spears, afford diver¬sion for the eye, while the quiet andrestful atmosphere of the room affordsrelief from too strenuous sight-seeing.Food by a French chef. Luncheon:11:30 to 2. A la carte service 2:30 to4 4". The Ttu room scats 125 people. Stage NotesRoad to Rome, at the Adelphi:Wit, charm, and sophistication,with all the low-down on why Han¬nibal paused in the height of hiscareer.Queens High, at the Four Co¬hans: We haven’t seen it yet.Tower of Nesle, at the Goodman.A revival of an exciting Dumaspity. OUR WEEKLY WORDThis is the first edition of the Week¬ly Reziew which will attempt to be abaedeker of the places and things abouttown which should come wider the scru¬tiny of the cognisant student. We havemet cooperation on every hand and are grateful to Sterling North and JamesParker for their columns, Robert Ben¬der for his book reviews, Elisabeth Tay¬lor for her social resume, and the fol¬lowing publishers for their trade edi¬tions: Boni and Liveright, E. P. Dut¬ton, The Viking Press.WHAT’S DOING ON CAMPUSBroadway, at the Selwyn: AnAmericana on the boards, and ra¬ther amusing at that.Chicago, at the Harris: FrancineLarrimore is in it.The Spider, at the Olympic: Ithas finished its tenth week.Desert Song, at the Great North¬ern: Sigmund Romberg’s music isglorious, but the show itself is notso hot.Rain, at the Minturn-Central:The juicy play of last season seemsto be getting the boys and girlsback again. Georgia Lee Hall playsSadie Thompson.Tommy, at the Cort: Hope wehave time to see it.The Second Man, at the Stude¬baker: We’ll have lots to say aboutit next Friday. Lynn Fontanne andAlfred Lunt top the dramatis per¬sonae.Hoosiers Abroad, at the Black-stone: Elliot Nugent of fame backagain. See this week’s reviews.We SuggestSalome, by Oscar Wilde. Inven¬tions by John l 'assos. E. P.Dutton and Company, New York.$3.50This famous play of Oscar Wilde inthe new and exquisite interpretation ofJohn Vassos and E. P. Dutton is themost beauitful volume to reach TheDaily Maroon this year. It is the firsttime that Wilde's play has been il¬lustrated with drawings that were inter¬pretations of the text and not meredecorations.By a remarkable system of symbolismMr. Vassos has not only portrayed thevoluptuous drama of Salome and hermad longing, but has given to the scenesthat ghostly appearance which every¬thing has when seen in the ominouslight of the moon.Wilde’s Salome has been treated as adrama rather than as a book; it is, ofcourse, confined within covers, andprinted. It is, materially speaking, abook, but speaking in the large, it is nota book at all; it is Oscar Wilde’s trgedy,ready at the opening of the book cover,playing itself out in a four-dimensiontheater of the imagination from themoment when “the huge curtain rises ona quiet world and a serene, star-studdedsky.”Celibate Lives, by George Moore.Boni and Liveright $2.50This is a new and neatly publishededition of a work by George Moore,originally known as “In Single Strict¬ness.” It contains all the stories whichoriginally appeared in that book, withthe exception of “Hugh Monfret,” andin addition it concludes a tale from “AStory-teller’s Holiday,” entitled “AlbertNobbs,” thereby completing the author’sidea on the subject.A work by Georgt Moore can alwaysbe considered in the nature of an event,for he has widened the scope of Englishnarrative on almost every side. For in¬stance, before he began to write, thesubject of adultery was usually avoidedand all married persons were supposedto be faithful. In “Celibate Lives” Mr.Moore has torn down another veil cfhypocrisy in introducing to English fic¬tion subjects which have never, in so faras we are aware, been treated so franklyand beautifully before.The piesent idea iii each of these long By ELIZABETH TAYLORThe period of official rejoicing overpledges starts this week-end. The Betas,Psi U’s, Sigma Nus, Delthos and PiDelta Phis are among the first to enter¬tain for their new members. The socialcalendar reads as follows: A pledgetea was given by the Chi Rho Sigmaclub on Wednesday at Ida Noyes; onThursday Rev. Dr. Von Ogden Voghtlectured and a club banquet, sponsoredby Dr. Faris, was given at he Men’sCommons. A Beta Theta Pi housedance, a Deltho Pledge dance at IdaNoyes hall, and a Pi Delta Phi pledgedance at the Congress hotel, will begiven tonight. Mr. and Mrs. Mudge,Mr. and Mrs. Cockran, and Mr. and Mrs.Dudley Clark will chaperon the Betadance. A Sigma Nu house dance willbe given Saturday night.Football TeasThe football teas for Saturday are: Alpha Delta Phi, Mrs. Heitinan andMrs. Gerhart pouring; Beta Theta Pi,Mrs. Paddock pouring, and Mrs. Cuth-bertson will pour at the D. K. E. tea.It seems that the Deke’s have giventhree teas previous to this, which haveescaped our ear. Mr. and Mrs. Crowell,Mr. and Mrs. Brickman and Mr. andMrs. Robert Lawrence will chaperonethe first of the D. U. tea dances. TauDelta Pi is planning a tea dance at whichMrs. Blurk and Mrs. Kleinberg willpour. The Chi Psis are giving aFather’s luncheon before the game, fol¬lowed by a tea dance after the game.The Phi Psis have been entertainingafter the games, and rumor hath itthat there will be a Sigma Nu housedance Saturday night.Sunday Mr. and Mrs. Chapin will behost and hostess at a Delta Sigma Phiparent's tea.MOVIES YOU SHOULD SEEAT THE PLAYHOUSE“The Living Dead Man,” based onLuigi Pirandello’s satiric novel, “TheLate Matthias Rascal,” will be shownat the Chicago Playhouse, the uniquelittle cinema movement theatre at 410S. Michigan Avenue, during the weekbeginning Saturday, October 22.Produced in France by Marcel L’-Herbier, the most intelligent directorof that country, the film relates an epi¬sode in the life of the artist Pascalwho pretends he is dead in order to es¬cape his monotonous existence.Two actors became famous throughthis film. Lois Moran, one of themost popular leading women in Amer¬ica, made her motion picture debut in“The Living Dead Man.” The other is Ivan Mosjoukine, a Russian, wholias since played many important rolesincluding the leading part in “MichaelStrogoff.” Mosjoukine is now in Hol¬lywood working in a film for an Amer¬ican producing company.Following the showing of the Piran¬dello opus, the Playhouse will present“Polykushka,” a Russian drama, withIvan Moskvin, one of the greatestRussian actors of all time, in the lead.Moscow Art Theater Players are inthe supporting cast.Other films to be shown here short¬ly are “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari,”the film which more than any other isresponsible for the little cinema move¬ment; “The Street,” a psychologicaldrama and Tolstoi’s “Power of Dark-Miscellaneous Notes On Art InChicago; A Review Of GalleriesThe Art InstituteThe fortieth annual exhibition ofAmerican painting and sculptureopens at the Art Institute on October27. We are informed that the pub¬lic may expect canvasses of distinc¬tion beyond the productions of the lastfew years in the conservative schools.Seven thousand dollars in prizes areoffered at the autumnal exhibition ofAmerican paintings and sculpture. Be¬cause of its early date the Chicago ex¬hibition at the Institute will have theadvantage to find outstanding can¬vasses and sculptural pieces.At the present date one man showsof paintings by H. Leon Roecker, J.Jeffrey Grant and Edward T. Grig-ware; sculpture by Edwin Pearson; anexhibition of contemporary Swedishdecorative arts, and a loan exhibitionof fine paintings are on the calendar.Interesting PrintsAckermann’s, at 408 So. MichiganBlvd., and Albert Roullier at 419 So.Michigan Blvd., are now exhibiting aninteresting collection of rare prints onlegal forms and subjects. Among them are some admirable etchings,lithographs, mezzo-tints, and engrav¬ings. Durer, Nanteuil, Albrecht, Rem¬brandt, are among the works.Miscellaneous NotesAn exhibition of oil paintings byAmerican artists at Bryden’s studioat 318 So. Michigan Blvd., is worthseeing. We also suggest the exhibi¬tion at the Chicago Galleries Associa¬tion, at 220 N. Michigan Blvd. Thereone can see paintings by Jean AlexisFourier, E. , Dewey Albinson andJames McBurney. There is somethingsmugly enjoyable about the summerexhibition of old English portraits atAndersons, 536 S. Michigan Blvd.They are worth seeing and at the sametime one can judge on the contem¬porary American portraits, a moderatenumber of which are on view there.A number of excellent Barbizonschool paintings are on exhibition atthe Thurber Galleries, 324 No. Michi¬gan ave. Tobey’s have their custo¬mary interesting array- of tapestries,lamps, and pottery; the Tatman Showrooms, at 625 No. Michigan ave., theirEnglish china, crystal and antiques.short stories make them fresh in Englishfiction. There is balance, proportion andhuman interest. We think the booksurpases “Avowels,” and “Conversationsin Eberry Street,” as far as their en¬tertainment quotient is concerned.Selected Papers of Bertraml Russell,The Modern Library Publishers,New York 95cWhich is a collection of some of Mr.Russell’s choice essays, including “AFree Man’s Worship," and "Mysticism and Logic.’ Bertrand Russell, we areinformed, selected the contents of thelittle volume himself, and he explains thereasons for his choice in his introduction.For one who seeks to familiarize him¬self with the best of Mr. Russells work,we suggest this volume.Camels, by Dan Streeter; G. W.Putnam and Sons, New York... .$2.50Close on the heels of Dan Steeter’s“Denatured (Africa” comes “Camel's,'’which is the bubbling tale of this light- About TownNight clubs . . .The Drake on Saturday nights:There is always a gang from cam¬pus there.The Balloon Room at the Con¬gress: It seems to meet the dis¬criminating eye favorably thesedays.Club Lido: Pleasant entertainers,with a cuisine including transcend¬ent dishes of Italian, and, in fact,International origin. 4749 Broad¬way.Club Bagdad Near campus(Cottage Grove at 64ar) with agood floor-show.The Village: Hatidy to the thea¬tre district, with a fine midnightdinner. 61 West Monroe, secondfloor..Club Mirador: We’ve never beenthere.Some day we may take a look atthe Frolics Cafe, Club Ansonia, andBoyd’s Cafe...Frolics: A raucaus retreat for thenight-hawk.Local color . . .La Cave, a splash of Bohemia ina picturesque wine cellar, 58 EastDelaware place.The Dill Pickle Club, pseudo¬bohemian. A rendezvous of nuts,radicals, and the rampant prole¬tariat.The Purple Pretzel, pseudo-bo-hemianism seeping south. 56th andEllis.The Oasis, 5721 Cottage Grove:Another haven of bohemians andfree-thinkers, open forum discus¬sions, dancing, food.The Theatre Club, 1351 No.Clark: A typical “little theater”featuring the Impertinent Players.Open forums on Saturday and Sun¬day nights.hearted nomad cameleering his waythrough Fung Province in the Sudanand despite the hazards of . . . well,despite a full quota of hazards ... heturns to chronicle for us his excitingmisadventures.Dan Streeter was bored, so he soughtthe savage peace he thought existed onthe borders of Abyssinia, lie tells aboutit in a way that not only makes youfeel the thirst of the burning tropics, buta thirst, almost equally as poignant, fortravel and adventure. Anyway, (TheDaily Maroon feels confident thatCamels “will get itself read.’ It is il¬lustrated, we might add, by photographstaken by the author.Silent Storms, by Ernest Poole;The Macmillan Co., New York..$2.50More Anne Sedgewick Douglass stuff,that fall far below the calibre of “HisFamily,” the well-known Poole novelthat won the 1916 Pulitzer novel prize.Mr. Poole is a Chicagoan by birth, aPrincetoqian by graduation, and a NewYorker by residence. He has more thana dozen novels to his credit and haswritetn some interesting Russian corre¬spondence. “Silent Storms” is a tale ofinternational marriage that is full ofevents and intrigue, yet fails to impressone that Mr. Poole has done anythingfresh or new.The Lordly Ones by B. H. Lehman,Harper and Brothers $2.00Are you self-sufficient? If not, thenGod help you, for, according to Mr. Leh¬man, loneliness is about all you can ex¬pect in this life. “The Lordly Ones”is a study of the family relation and itseffect upon a brilliant man. Mr. Poolepicks up young Morley, his subject, justas he is out of college and hurls himrapidly through life until the portals ofold age are open to him. Mr. Poole iscareless in his advance; a bit too rapidhere, a bit too slow there, yet there is acertain vitalness about the book, a cer¬tain problematical tremor that makes oneconscious of a certain power behind thepages. It is an attack, too, on theacademic methods of the twentieth cen¬tury, and expresses a struggle for intel¬lectual independence that is rather welldone. We think you should have takentwice as many words and two volumesto tell your story, Mr. Lehman. About BooksAnd PeopleBy STERLING NORTHEditor "The Forge”When A1 Widdifield asked me towrite a weekly column for his literarypage I didn’t make any promises. Andso if this patter smacks of ulteriormotivation, corruption and what not, youmay complain all you like, but I won’tlose my job. The fact is, I was sup¬posed to write about campus authors andbooks written by campus people. How¬ever, I think I’ll say a few things aboutElinor Wylie and the lecture she is giv¬ing under the auspices of The Forge andthereby increase the attendance and in¬cidentally the gate receipts.Not that Elinor Wylie needs publicity.In her short but eventful career she hasprobably had more notice than any otheryoung New York writer. If Mr. Wyliewas condemned for the peculiar circum¬stances surrounding the elopement, itwas only by people who were not ac¬quainted with the lady of his choice.To be perfectly frank, Elinor Wylie ishot stuff. She is around five feet fourinches in height, slender and remarkablygood looking for an intelligent woman.The one occasion on which I met hershe seemed very charming.If you have never heard her read herown poetry you have missed something.She has a good reading voice and, withthe exception of Edna Millay, she hasmore power over her audience than anyother American poet. She knows byheart almost everything that Blake,eKats, Shelly and Emily Dickenson everwrote. Her conversation is scintillatingand amusing. It is well, however, touse discretion in one’s conversation inthe presence of the lady for her epigramsare almost as devastating as those oncehurled by Oscar Wilde at his innumer¬able foes.As for her ability as a poet . . .Open any anthology of poetry publishedwithin the last five years, and if sheisn’t included it is the excepticn. “Netsto Catch the Wind,” her first volume ofpoems, received the Julia EllsworthFord Prize for the best book of 1921.Amy Ixjwell, among others was attractedby the genius of this young poet andwrote reviews unusually enthusiastic fora Bostonian, where"The Loivclls speak only to CabotsAnd the Cabbots speak only to God.”(or is that the way it goes, I have for¬gotten).By the time her second book of verse,“Black Armour,” appeared she was al¬ready one of America’s foremost poet3.For a long time she was one of the edi¬tors of the lamented Measure and sheis at present contributing editor on thestaff of The New Republic. She haswritten three novels, Jennifer Lorn, TheVenetian Glass Nephew, and The OrphanAngel. All three are to some extentpoetic, but the last, an imaginative storyof what might have happened to Shelly,is somewhat cynical. There is also inher most recent poetry this note ofcynicism, which further tempers l^erwork.She comes to Chicago as a short re¬spite from her strenuous work on thenew book. Her letters and telegramsare sent from Austerlitz, New York, apicturesque peasant community \dhereshe has been absorbing color and atmos¬phere for her work. The new novel willbe as real as the community fromvwhich she is deriving her material, forshe has that peculiar and remarkablegift of retelling her experiences andemotions and losing nothing in theprocess.But even if you don’t like her novelsor her poetry, come and see ElinorWylie the night of Tuesday, Oct. 25th.You remember the lines in “The Puri¬tan’s Balad,”"My hair was piled in a copper crownA devilish living thing,”I presume it’s bobbed by this time, butI’m sure that a few year ago her hairwas like that. And after all, it is agood thing that all women poets don’twear men’s clothes and smoke stogies as,I understand, was the case with the lateAmy Lowell./M ! ■ 1 ATHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1927MAROONS SET AS PENN GAME LOOMSHARRIERS ENGAGEIN QUADRANGULARMEET TOMORROWTo Be Run At Ten A. M.In WashingtonParkThe cross-country team has beenbusily training the last two weeks fortheir Quadrangular meet with theUniversities of Wisconsin, North¬western and Indiana which will beheld tomorrow in Washington Park.The distance will be the regulationcross country run of three miles overthe one mile course in the park. Therun will not conflict with the footballgame as it will take place in themorning at 10 o’clock.Veterans Represent ChicagoChicago will be ably represented byJackson, Dystrup, Coles, Berndtson,and Dick Williams. These men haveall proved their prowess on the cinderpath and the Maroon colors ought tobe well forward in the run. Wisconsinhas the same team with which it wonthe Conference championship lastyear and the victory is likely to be theprize of the Badgers. Northwestern’steam is also reputed to be very goodwhile the Hoosiers are an unknownquantity. This run will be of great im¬portance as it will have a very import¬ant bearing on the conference run.Wisconsin is conceeded every meet inwhich it is entered but this meet mayprove to be an upset as has happenedto favorites so often and a rank out¬sider may prove the best. At any ratethis four-sided long distance jog willdetermine if Chicago has a prayer forthe conference championship.STRONG TEAMS SHOWSAFTER FOUR GAMESWith four weeks of football passed,the stronger terms are eliminatingtheir opponents in the various sec¬tions. There arc still a goodly num¬ber of undefeated elevens in all sec¬tions of the country. Following aresome of the most important, with thescores they have run up so far thisseason:In the East—Army, 67; Bucknell,43; Cornell, 113; Dartmouth, 218;Geneva, 55; Lafayette, 140; Maine,138; New York university, 153; Pitts¬burgh, 153; Princeton, 69; Syra¬cuse, 71; Tufts, 84; Washington andJefferson, 80; Williams, 97.In the South—Davidson, 46; Geor¬gia, 78; Georgia Tech, 33; Louisiana,State, 108; North Carolina State, 48;Texas; Florida, 57.In the Mid-East—Illinois, 89; Mich¬igan, 68; Minnesota, 121; Missouri,33; Miami, 86; Northwestern, 79; No¬tre Dame, 67; Oberlin, 80 St. Xavier,263.In the Far West—California, 73;California U southern branch), 25;Idaho, 56; Southern California, 111;Washington, 72.TOWER03 RD AND BLACKSTONEC9tyfofiAuvi<5iuva^VAUDEVILLEw4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSPrcwSunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY ArULTS30CJUST THE PUCf TO SPCHDAN AFTERNOON OR MNm» Hoosiers Get BallFrom Gopher TieIndiana has the ball. The pigskinused in the Indiana-Minnesotagame will go over the doorway inthe Trophy room of the Men’sgymnasium to stand as a rememb¬rance of the day the Pagemen heldMinnesota and Capt. “Herb” Joest-ing, all-American fullback, to a14-141 tie.The ball was given Indiana onthe basis of a Conference rulingthat in case of a tie the home teamalways is to take possession of theball. The ball used in the Purdue-Indiana game of 1925, in which theHoosiers and Boilermakers battledto a scoreless tie, now is above thedoorway of the trophy room.WOMEN ATTEMPTMARATHON SWIMLone Swimmer Steals LeadOn Late RivalsEleanor Tatge is the lone swimmerin the Womens’ marathan being swumvia chart in the pool at Ida Noyeshall.She has stolen a swim of one-eighthof a mile over those who plan to en¬ter the swim in the near future.Instructors in charge of the mara¬thon will guard against fakes. Swim¬ming the length of the tank assistedby waterwings, tubes or any otherillegal aids will not be allowed.The swim begins at Chicago andends at Michigan City, a distance of56 miles. The contestant enters hername and the number of tank-lengthsswum in a notebook kept in the poolfor that purpose. HEAVY SCHEDULEKEEPS I. M. FANSKEYED FOR TILTSTouchball, Golf. HorseshoesFill CrowdedCardIntramural fans were kept busyyesterday with touchball, horse¬shoe pitching and golf. While onlyone game each was played in touch-ball and golf, all of the scheduledhorseshoe contest were gotten outof the way.Macs, 12; S. A. E„ 0In the lone touchball game, theMac:* upset the S. A. E. team by a12-0 count. Felheimer and Goldmanstarred for the winners in account¬ing for both scores, while Knawlesand Wilcox were outstanding for thelatter team.In the only golf encounter of theday, Pi Lam defeated Kappa Sig.Horseshoe ResultsPhi Kaps defeated Phi Psi.Tau Delts defeated Phi Sigs.Delts defeated Phi Gams.D. U. defeated Kappa Nu.Phi Bets defeated Kappa Nu.Tau Delts defeated A. T. O.Pi Lambs defeated A. T. O.Tau Delts defeated T. K. E.Kappa Nu defeated Alpha Sig.Phi Delts defeated Kappa Sig.Acacia defeated Alpha Delts.Macs defeated Phi Bets.Lamda Chi defeated Macs.T. K. E. defeated Delta Sigs.Football players who made all-state teams in five different statesare included among the Universityof Illinois freshmen.r JERRYCONLEYFamous Night Club Hostessand her orchestraUNIVERSITY NITEDANCESEvery Fridayin theLOUIS XVIROOMCover charge, fifty centsALWAYS INFORMAL<Uh ShorelandOn Lake Michigan at Fifty-Fifth StreetHARRY J. FAWCETT, President and Managing DirectorDancing Saturday NightsNo cover charge to dinner guests; fifty cents after nine tothose not dining. Enjoy the famous dollar dinner after thefootbtall game. STAGG EASES UP DRILL AS GAMENEARS; SQUAD TAPERS OFF STIFFWEEK WITH SIGNAL PRACTICEElgin—New MotherOf Ulini GriddersElgin high school, developer ofvarious sterling athletes in Uni¬versity of Illinois athletic history,watches Douglas (Gaga) Mills,sophomore halfback, this season.Mills was assigned to the firststring of backs when practice start¬ed and has been doing the punt¬ing for the eleven. He has talentalso as a field goal artist.Gaga, as he is known to Elginfans, is five feet ten inches in heightand scales 160 pounds.Earl Britton, former Ulini kickerand blocker, hailed from Elgin and |fans hope that Mills may emulatehis famous townsman.BAND VS. BANDThe University of Illinois band,called by John Philip Sousa “TheWorld’s greatest college band,” isrehearsing new marching and play¬ing formations for use at the Mich¬igan homecoming game, October 29.Michigan’s crack band will vie withthe Illinois musicians. Make Sure That Squad IsNot Stale ForGameThe balmiest weather of the seasonput an added zest in the Maroons’workout as they went through theirlast long practice session before con¬cluding the finishing touches in prep¬aration for the Pennsylvania tilt Satur-( day. The “Old Man” spent the chiefi part of the afternoon with his regu¬lars, keeping them active on dummyoffensive.Dummy ScrimmageChicago may not have any knowl¬edge about Penn’s offense but theynevertheless are prepared to hurl theRed and Blue team back with one ofthe best forward walls in Big Tencircles. Coach Stagg has perfected hisdefense to the point where he is satis¬fied they will repel the eastern team’sattack. To that extent, the regulars(Continued on page 4) Talks By “Old Man,” RouseAnd Grads To BeF«atureThe first big pep session of thefootball season will be held tonight inMandel hall at 7:15 p. m. Coach Stagg,Fritz Crisler, “Red” Jackson and Jim¬my Sheldon, famous Maroon end andcaptain of 1902, will addre#!; the as¬semblage. while the entire footballsquad will be presented on the stage.Pep for VictoryBill Wedddell, head cheer leader,has organized tonight’s pep session forthe purpose of inspiring the Maroonson to victory against PennsylvaniaSaturday. Chicago has failed to scorea victory over its eastern opponentsince grid relations were first begunin 1898, and the trouncing the Ma¬roons took last year, 27 to 0, is aneven greater incentive for a triumphover the invaders tomorrow.The program as outlined by Wed-(Continued on page 4)The Men’s StoreMONROE AT WABASHThe overcoat youhave in mind. We arequite certain you’llfind it-here in thefabric and color youwant, well tailoredand correct in thesmall details that areso important.$45 to $85In this new Men’s Storeyou’ll find that we have con¬sidered very carefully thewants of the university man.Both in accessories and cloth¬ing, whether it be for sport,general or formal wear.Carson Pirie Scott & CoPage Six ' THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1927NOTES FROM THE GARRET3. When I Think of DeathThrough the hazeFraught with phraseComes a sound that thrills in me.God of Life,Life of Love. . .Moon above . . .Pity me.Down the yearsDimmed with tearsComes a thought that strangles me.God of Life,Life of Love. . .Pity me.In my mindStill I findComes a fear of Death for me.God of Life,Life of Love. . .Moon above. . .Pity me.—Eee.MOONLIGHT HORSEBACK-ridingis one of the features planned bythe Women’s Athletic Association.We suppose they intend to keep themuch-fabled “Woman’s Fall” strictlyin the dark!. . . Nor An Engagement-Token!“No Oswald,” said the freshmanhousemother, “you can’t use yourpledge pin for a collar-button!”—FijiGREAT LUMPS of mud, piledhigh in shining, black mounds, restby the drained side of the BotanyPond. Some people are under theimpression that the tiny lagoon ismerely receiving its fall cleaning.Those in the know, however, insistthat the moist ebony clods are reallyarguments, ordered by candidates,for potent use in next week’s elec¬tions!Hint to the Hurried:—Avoid!Notice in a Valois Cafe menu:PATRONSPlease consider that it takes time toPrepare good food properlyOPEN ALL NIGHT—j. f. d.ARGY came in recently with astory that illustrates the calm delib¬erative mood which our English pro¬fessors can muster, even in thepresence of desperate criminals. Acertain composition instructor re¬ceived the outline of a term-paperfrom one of his students, that wasto deal with “Crime in Chicago—taking into consideration the sepa¬rate bootlegging, dope, white slave,and safe-blowing rings.” Across themargin of the outline the Englishprof inscribed this bit of stringentadvice—“Do not rely too much onpersonal experience!”That’s the Point—Neither Can We!George:Not that I want to get personal, Ibut just who is this girl you’ve beenwriting about in your diary? From !your descriptions, I can’t make herout at all.—Eee.A YOUNG MAN’.S' DIARYOctober 20th. . .Dear Diary—As Iwas telling you yesterday, her sis¬ter is writing a term paper on “Ju¬venile Delinquency”. . .This morning Ishe approached me with the informa- |tion that she is learning to tell thedifference between people who are jreally bright and those whose char¬acter shows them to be only high- |grade morons. . .Then she looked atme closely through narrowed eyes. . !I hope for all I’m worth that peo- jpie’s inner thoughts are not reflect¬ed on their faces, because for thosefew moments of scrutiny, her ex¬pression was nothing short of mo¬ronic !CONTRIBUTORS DAY ! ! ! NextTuesday is going to be Contributors !Day, and for the first time this yearwe are going to limit the column |solely to new contribs. If you want jsomething in, let us have it by Mon- |day noon. And in the meantime we |will be able to do a little making upfor lost sleep.—GEO-G r ALMQUIST LEADSPOINT-GATHERERSDefensive Maroons LowIn ScoringAlmquist, Minnesota quarterback,went into the first place position asthe Big Ten’s leading individual scor¬er with his two touchdowns againstIndiana Saturday.The leading scorers of the confer¬ence:Player-Team T.P. T.P.T.Almquist, Minnesota 60 9 6Gilbert, Michigan 31 4 7Lewis, Northwestern 27 4 3Ebv, Ohio 24 4 0Glasgow, Iowa 20 3 2Gustafson, Northwest. 19 3 1Rose. Wisconsin 19 3 1D. Smith, Iowa 18 3 0Smith, Wisconsin 18 3 0Humbert, Illinois 18 3 0Timm, Illinois 18 3 0MAKE SURE THATSQUAD IS NOTSTALE FOR GAME(Continued from sports page)spent a long afternoon on improvingtheir attack.Coach Stagg has his men at theirpeak. He has added to their repertoryof plays and has improved the Ma¬roons’ aerial attack to such an extentthat it would be no surprise Saturdayif it proved to be Chicago’s chiefweapon.Backs In ShapeThe Maroons are awaiting the Pennfray eagery. Mendenhall, Leyers, An¬derson, Burgess, Ravs«on. Smith.Klein and McDonough have receivedcareful grooming all week. Havingpracticed their offense the major partof the week, the regulars will taper offtoday with a light workout and retireto training quarters until game time.Libby and Bluhm will be unable tostart ,as will Gleason, but the rest ofthe team is in fine shape. The pepsession tonight will bring the Maroonsbefore the student body for the firsttime and it is expected that a capacitycrowd will exhort the Midway squadon to victory.EPISCOPAL STUDENTSWILL HOLD DINNERA get-together dinner for all Episco¬palian students will be held Tuesdayevening, October 25, in Ida Noyeshall Marian McGann, president of theSaint Mark's society, and the otherofficers of the club will receive theFreshmen who attend. Rev. AlfredNewbery, direction of the Church ofthe Atonement, will speak and thetoastmaster will be Rev. C. L. Street,student campus pastor.Everything From theOrientat5644 Harper AvenueWe are wholesalers and there¬fore you benefit by our cheapprices.Bolotin’s Oriental GiftsTel. Hyde Park 9448Every Wednesday - SaturdayWe Specialize in Good FoodFor College FolksCome and Try ItTHE NEW COLLEGE INN1021 E. 6 1 st StreetLOST: One green Life-TimeSheaffer fountain pen in the Foot¬ball Ticket Office, 5625 Ellis Ave.,between 12:00 and 1:00 P. M. onOctober 14th. Reward to finder.Phone Fairfax 2930 and ask forThorpe. TALKS BY “OLD MAN”ROUSE AND GRADSTO BE FEATURE(Continued from sports page)de!l will take exactly one hour. Thefootball team will banquet in Hutch¬inson at 6:15 and at 7:00 p. m. theband will assemble at Mitchell Towerfollowed by the Green Cap Cheeringsection. After a short demonstration,the proceedings will wind up at Man-del hall, where the freshmen “C” sec¬tion will put on some of their wellknown cheers.The feature of the program will bethe short talks by the “Old Man.”Captain Rouse. Crisler, Jackson andthe senior members on the squad.Timmy Sheldon, one of Coach Stagg’sgreat stars of an earlier heyday, hasmade special arrangements to be onhand and exhort Chicago on to vic¬tory.To Start At 8:15The meeting will be over by 8:15 p.m. so that everyone will have plentyof time to go out after the pep session.Asking for an overflow crowd. BillWeddell made the following state¬ment.“Every Chicago man who is be¬hind the team will be there. The en¬tire squad, the coaches, the eightypiece band, the cheering “G”, theGreen Cap club—they will all be onhand. We intend to make it a demon¬stration that will leave no doubt inany person’s mind about our victory over Pennsylvania Saturday. This isour opportunity to meet our team andassure them of our enthusiasm andsupport. We must not fail to packMandel Hall and tear the roof to¬night!”CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED—Popular fraternity mento sell orchestras. Good opportunityto make money in spare time. Long-beach 6370.FOR RENT—A nice room, twinbeds, piano, private home; $35 amonth. 6353 Ingleside Ave., 1st apt.Midway 5660.FOR RENT—Two rooms, well fur¬nished; double beds, steam heat, elec¬tric lights. 2nd apt., 6038 Drexel Ave.FURNISHED APT. TO RENT—Maryland Ave. 5736, 3rd. Opt. Nice¬ly furnished. Steam. Modern. $80.00per month, or $20.00 per week. Forappointment telephone Englewood4708.FOR SALE—Late model Dodgetouring. Excellent condition. Fournew tires. 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