Batlp illaroon King and Ken¬dall are new headsof the Mirror.Vol. 27. No. 115. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 5, 1927feORgE HOUPENSTE^NI notice in The Maroon that Fri¬day the high school boys for milesaround will be out here to show howsmart they are in the annual scholar¬ship competition. I note also that aplea is made to rush the prep schoollads, and to strongly impress uponthem the Jact that the old idea ofChicago's not being collegiate is en¬tirely erroneous. For it seems to bea big drawback to the high schoolboys coming here that the City Greyis just that, instead of being alivewith youth and smiles and low road¬sters and eight-oared crews like oth¬er colleges. I know how the highschool boys feel about these things.I was one once myself. They find inthe collegiate something that justmakes them feel good all over. Theybuild up a glorified conception ofwhat college must be, with nicelooking girls and knickers and frat¬ernity tea dances and all the rest ofit right up in the foreground of thepicture. So much appeal has college(or the high school idea of college)to the youth of the country that theytry to anticipate it, to realize its at-1mosphere while they are yet in highschool. KING TO MANAGE 1928 MIRRORMEYER APPOINTSFOUR TO MANAGEBIG TRACK MEEETVon Ammon, Heitmann,Koehn and Johnson *Made ExecutivesAccordingly, they drive around inold Fords with fast lines whitewashedall over them, they wear Fair Islandsweaters, and they have secret or¬ganizations that get together to poreover the mysteries, just like the col¬lege Greeks, down in the darknessof the Baptist Church Boys’ Club-room, or some such kindred place.Early the prep school fellows get intothe lamentable attitude of the col¬lege man . . or, as I say, what theythink that attitude should represent.They stop studying, if they are* thetype that develops fast, some time intheir sophomore year, and they coastthe rest of the way through school,narrowly averting getting bumpedout of the old institution every sooften, but still averting that catas¬trophe. They become the bane of theprincipal’s existence. They are call¬ed down to his office regularly, andnobody in particular benefits in thebusiness. They cut—and in highschool this is a great crime—some¬thing fierce, as Hannibal Hamlin oncesaid of razor-backed riding horses.Generally they live an alluring life—an easy and carefree life, “a col¬lege life.” Four Junior Chairmen were ap¬pointed yesterday by John Meyer tomanage the four departments of thepromotion staff of Stagg’s AnnualTrack Interscholastic, to be run offthe first week in June under the au¬spices of the University. GeorgeKoehn, Arnold Johnson, Frederic vonAmmon and Wilfred Heitmann, theChairmen, will announce their Soph¬omore committee chairmen tomorrowin The Daily Maroon.Under John Meyer, Student Manager, the staff has been completelyreorganized, the number of chairmenhaving been altered and the divisionof responsibility changed. The dutiesof the staff begin at once.To Pick Women’* ChairmanA Women’s Rushing Chairman isto be selected by Meyer aryl his fourassistants and will be announced to¬morrow.The'1 publicity is in charge ofGeorge Koehn, who is a News editoron the staff of The Daily Maroon,Student Manager of the ScholarshipTnterscholastic, and a member ofIron Mask and Alpha Sigma Phi.Fred von Ammon is in charge ofthe entertainment of the preparatoryschool athletes while they are guestsof the University. He was selectedfor his experience in entertaining andas a manager of vqdvils and dances,according to Meyer. He is a mem¬ber of Score club, Iron Mask andPhi Gamma Delta.Arnold Johnson is chairman ofthe Organization Department andtakes care of housing, transportation,and other related duties. He is presi¬dent-elect of the UndergraduateCouncil, Junior manager of Intra-Murals and a member of Kappa Sig- Offer “Hot” Tip*to Publication MenThat a serial run in the pagesof The Daily Maroon might in¬crease the subscription list wasone of the conclusions reached ata meeting of Women’s FederationTuesday afternoon.The .women .met .to .discuss,“Bigger Circulation, Better Pub¬lications.” Recommendations rang¬ed from reducing the number ofadvertisements to installing a con¬tributors box where meek mem¬bers of minor organizations mightdrop news articles.A section to which amateursmight contribute original poems,short stories and essays met withapproval.Faculty contributions were sug¬gested as being both worth-whileand interesting to campus readers. Marilyn Miller And Al JolsonAccept Interclass Hop InvitationsMarilyn Miller, star of “Sunny”,and Al Jolson, “Big Boy” himself,will be at the Blackstone when Bob¬by Meeker welcomes the stage andscreen stars that will feature the In-terclass Hop tomorrow night. Thom¬as Meighan, Richard Bennett, Mar¬jorie Wood and Owen Davis and sonwill also be guests of the Hop lead¬ers.Today ends the sale of Hop ticketsat the fraternity houses, the Uni¬versity bookstore, the Reynolds club,and Ida Noyes hall. The tickets willcontinue to be sold at the table inCobb hall through Friday noon, andl after that those desiring admissionmust obtain their tickets at the en¬trance of the Blackstone Friday eve-EXAM ENTRANTSHEAR WOODWARDVice-President To TalkInstead of Mrs. FlintAnd so, with these advance con¬ceptions of college life and this ad¬vance experience in the living of it,the high school boys are disappointedwhen they get to a real college. Or,at least, the general opinion thatthey are. People have come to ac¬cept the idea that the high school ladfinds college an empty shell, so faras “collegiateness” is concerned,when he gets there. The school boy,they say, has lived a much more“college” college life in high schoolthan he ever does in college. Andthis opinion is held everywhere—even among the college boys them¬selves. Hence such an appeal as hasgone out from The Maroon and thecommittee that is out to rush thehigh school scholarship aces Friday.The call—in the nature of a warmeasure or something equally as de¬spairing and urgent—is for the cam¬pus to throw its proverbial restraintaside for the day at least, to get itsgolf pants out of moth balls, and digup a girlish, if feigned, laughter.NTow, what I seek to point out is thatall this stuff is the bunk. I’ve beenaround here two years now, and Ifind more knickers, more sweaters,more frat pins, bigger and betterFords, more and better beetles (aquaint old Kansas term), and lesscare than in any high schoolI’ve ever seen. So wny feign what'sa reality? Damn it, as General Grantmight have said, we ARE collegiate,and I’ll knock the man down whosays we ain’t. Wilfred Heitmann will handle therushing of the high school men. Heis a member of the football team.With him rests the responsibility ofcarrying out the primary purpose ofthe meet; in getting good men tocome to the University in ever in¬creasing numbers. He is a memberof Iron Mask and Alpha Delta Phi. Frederick C. Woodward, vice-president of the University, willspeak to the women who will takethe annual interscholastic scholarshipexaminations on campus tomorrow,in place of Mrs. Edith Foster Flint,chairman of the Women’s UniversityCouncil, who will be unable to ad¬dress the visitors. President MaxMason will be the principal speakerwho with prominent under-graduateswill talk to the men.Luncheon at 12:30 will follow theexaminations. From 1:30 to 3:00the men will be entertained by Black-friars skits in the Reynolds club andacts from Mirror will be given forthe women in Ida Noyes hall. Cam¬pus tours held by Y. W. C. A. andY. M. C. A. will be followed by anall-University mixer given by theSophomore class from 4 to 6 in thetheater of Ida Noyes hall.The luncheon is to be served inHutchinson Commons for men andin Ida Noyes hall for women. Therewill also be a women’s tea sponsoredby Board of Women’s Organization. ings. It is not known yet just howmany couples will attend the Hop,but according to Clyde Keutzer wrhois leading the senior class wing withRuth Burtls, the number will bearound the 225 limit. Keutzer hasrequested that all fraternity repre¬sentatives see him some time duringthe day to hand in all tickets unsoldand, if they have sold ten or more,to collect their complimentary pass.The leaders have requested thatif it is at all possible for those in¬tending to come to the Hop to buytheir tickets today or before the cam¬pus sale is closed, it will largely doaway with congestion around the en¬trance and will be more convenientboth for the leaders and for the stu¬dents who attend the Hop. METZEL, McGANN,ROSE CHOSEN ASBOARD MEMBERSInstall New Staff AtAnnual BanquetMay 12Law School SeniorsAt Banquet ToniteFete Their Faculty ARTILLERY MENTO CAMP McCOY> In recognition of the fact thatprofessors can do more good in theworld than merely handing out gradesat the end of each quarter, seniorsof the Law school are giving a ban¬quet in honor of their faculty to¬night at 6:30 in the Sisson Hotel,53rd and Hyde Park Boulevard.Dean Hall and his assistants willgive some words of advice. The stu¬dent committee, Walker Davis, chair¬man, Herbert Mayer, Milton Kaufman, George Wickens and NathanielEirihorn have prepared the program.The banquet is an annualaffair sponsored by the Law studentsas a gesture of thanks and honor dueto the members of the faculty. Name Eighteen Advanc¬ed Students for TrainingFRATERNITIES DRAWBLACKFRIAR SEATSTODAY AT MANDELMODELS ILLUSTRATELECTURE ON CHAPEL“The Decorative Plastics of theChapel” will be discussed by Dr. Ed¬gar J. Goodspeed, professor in theDivinity school, in the third of aseries of illustrated lectures on thenew University chapel, tonight at 8in the theater of Ida Noyes hall. Dr.Goodspeed will illustrate his talkwith plaster models of the chapeland finished works in carved stone.SO THEY TAKE THEIRMARBLES ’N GO HOMEBecause the president is ineligibleand due to the subsequent resigna¬tion of two of the officers, the Fresh¬man Forum dance scheduled for anearly .date has been called off. Thevice-president and chairman of thedance committee gave up their postsfollowing dissention among the mem¬bers of that organization. All plansfor this year are unsettled as yet,and it is expected that a completereorganization will take place nextfall. Freshman do have their troub¬les. Oh my! Mile. Schenck ToRead “Pierrot” AtFrench Club TodayMile. Rachel Esther Schenck, whocame to the University from Paristwo years ago, will read “Pierrot,”a one act play by Theodore de Ban-ville at a meeting of Le Cercle Fran-cais today at 4:30 at La MaisonFrancaise, 5810 Woodlawn Avenue.Nominations for next year’s officerswill also be held.Grads Fall in Line,Begin Bridge Play Fraternity and club drawings forthe Blackfriar performances will beheld today at 1 in the cloister ofMandel hall.Representatives from each organ¬ization must appear and state ap¬proximate number of tickets desiredand their perference for the first orsecond pei'formances. Robert Masseywill be in charge of the box office. Advanced students of the Univer¬sity Field Artillery unit are to spendsix weeks of the coming summer atCamp McCoy, Wisconsin, as has beendone for the past two years, it wasannounced yesterday by the depart¬ment of Military Science. Work atCamp McCoy is for the purpose ofgiving field training to round outclassroom and drill ground instruc¬tion.Although the R. O. T. C. campsare not scheduled to open until June16, the entire number of cadets fromthe University who are to attend hasbeen chosen. They include JamesH. Britton, Samuel Bublick, ArthurErnstein, Alfred T. Miller, MarvinG. Milner, C. C. Hebei, Giles H. Pen-stone, Phelps Pratt, E. C. Smith, A.H. Reiser, W. Buell Scace, Harry L.Schenk, Jr., V. Sekera, B. Sheehan,F. W. Turner, D. Halpert, Don L.Yeisley, and S. Wagner.CHICAGO ETCHER TOADDRESS ART CLUBMiss Rose Crofman, noted Chicagoetcher will explain and illustrate theart of etching at a meeting of theArt club today at 4 in the north re¬ception room of Ida Noyes hall. MissCi’ofman is a member of the Chi¬cago Society of Etchers and has re¬cently sold 260 of her etchings to theNew Stevens hotel.Following the spirit of the revivalof bridge playing as a social functionat the University, the graduate schoolwill conduct a tournament among itsconstituents at the graduate club be¬ginning Tuesday, May lU at 7. Allinterested are requested by officialsto register at once.Postpone Speakers,Play Until May 11“Sham,” a one act play which wasto have been presented by the Wom¬an’s Speakers club tonight has beenpostponed until Thursday, May 11,when it will be given at 7 in theReynolds club theater. The postpone¬ment was caused by the failure toj procure a stage for the performance. Wit'Don’t expectthe undergraduate,says George Dillon, “to be a scholar ora saint. He cannot be a scholar, forone is born to be a scholar. And hecannot be a saint; for saints are simplynot being bor nat all.''George Dillon took his Ph. B. inMarch, but the youth who has beencited as one of the forty greatest livingpoets in America doesn’t need abacheloriate to distinguish him. Georgeis winner of the Fiske poetry prise, as¬sociate editor of Poetry, and one of thefounders, as well as former editor, ofThe Forge.His prose contribution, “A Word tothe Undergraduate,” written especiallyfor the Celebrities’ Number, rivals incharg and color much of his work forDial, The New Republic, Poetry, andThe Lyric West.The Daily Maroon Announce DonationTo Buy Group ofBooks from TunisAnnouncement of a donation tobe used in the purchasing of a groupof books from Tunis dealing withJewish medieval history wag madeyesterday by Acting Director Han¬son of the Libraries. The gift camefrom I. Rubin, father of JeanetteRubin, a University undergraduate,and it is hoped that it may lead toothers along the same line.English ClergymanAddresses Newmanites“The Origin and Constitution ofChurch and State” is to be the sub¬ject of an address by the ReverendJ. W. R. Maguire, C. S. V., beforethe Newman Society today at 7:45 inClassics 10. This is the first ofthree lectures on “Church and State”to be delivered by Father Maguire,dean of St. Viatore College, Bour-bonnais, Illinois.O’Hara Class ToHear Nelson ReadProf. Bertram G. Nelson of the De¬partment of Public Speaking, willread Stephen Phillip’s “Paolo andFrancesca” to the class in ModernEnglish Drama taught by FrankO’Hara. Mr. Nelson is the first toread a play in this class during thespring quarter Frances Kendall was elected gen¬eral manager, and Helen King busi¬ness manager for the 1928 Mirrorproduction at the elections held yes¬terday in Ida Noyes hallEleanor Metzel, Marion McGannand Kathryn Rose defeated EloiseKresse and Elizabeth Murvai formembership on the governing board.The three victors received an almostequal number of votes, Eleanor Met¬zel leading in the count.List ActivitiesThe new officers are prom¬inent in campus circles, and repre¬sent the major activities. FrancesKendall is a member of the Wyvern,head of Settlement Night for nextyear, secretary of the Y. W. C. A.,junior leader of the Interclass Hop,and stage manager for the Mirrorproduction given this year.Helen King is a Quadrangler anda member of the undergraduate coun¬cil. She was vice-president of herclass when she was a sophomore, andis a member of Federation council.She has also served as publicity chair¬man for Mirror.Eleanor Metzel is active in campusdramatics, having appeared as thelead in both Mirror productions. Shealso played in the cast of “The DoverRoad,” and “Mr. Pirn Passes By.”This is Marion McGann’s first yearon campus, but she is already prom¬inent in dramatics, and had a lead inthe second Mirror production.Kathryn Rose is a member of Eso¬teric, chairman of Federation, vice-president of the junior class, and amember of the undergraduate coun¬cil.Banquet Tickets On SaleThe new officials of the organiza¬tion will be installed at the annualbanquet to be held Thursday, May12 at 6 in the sun parlors of IdaNoyes hall. Frank H. O’Hara, di¬rector of undergraduate activities,and retiring and incoming officerswill be the speakers. Florence Herz-man is in charge of all the arrange¬ments.Ticket sales progressed rapidly atthe election and will be continueduntil Monday at 5. Tickets may besecured for one dollar at the Y. W.C. A. office from 9 to 5.OFF TOMORROW INMOUSTACHE DERBYGranted a day longer in prepara¬tion for the momentous mustacherace seniors will be exempt from aspontaneous ducking in the BotanyPond until tomorrow noon. An extratwenty-four hours have been allow¬ed Doc Bratfish, starter of the mara¬thon to oil his two six-shooters whicnwill sound the opening.POLISH PROF. JOINSUNIVERSITY FACULTYProfessor Roman Ryboski, of theUniversity of Cracow, Poland, willbe in residence here, teaching PolishHistory, for three months during1928 under the support of the PolishArts club.The club which consists of 125Polish young people of Chicago willbe entertained at a tea Sunday at3:30 in Ida Noyes hall. The clubwill hold its regular monthly meetingat this time. An informal tour^ofHip will follow thp mpptimr\ kksl . . ■ . , __Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 5, 1927®1le Bail? jfflaroottFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, live cents each. In BriefbyDexter W. Master*Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.Tbe Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationWALTER G. WILLIAMSON MANAGING EDITORMILTON H. KREINES BUSINESS MANAGERJOHN P. HOWE CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL WOMEN’S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGeorge Jones News EditorGoerge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield. News EditorLeo Stone. .Whistle EditorGeorge Gruskin AssistantMary Bowen - —.Feature EditorMadge Child. Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterns Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bdiges Day EditorB. J. Green - Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorGeorge Morgens tern Day EditorMargaret Dean Sophomore EditorHarriet Harris - Sophomore EditorEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris.Fred Kretschmer—Robert MasseyHubard Lovewell.Ralph Stitt.Joseph KlitzerRobert FisherRobert KleinMyron FulrathJack McBradyWallace Nelson Advertising ManagerCirculation Manager—AuditorOffice Manager..Classified Adv. Manager....National Adv. ManagerSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantTHE DAILY MAROON’S PROGRAM FOR AMORE EFFECTIVE UNIVERSITY1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Extension of the Intramural principle.3. An augmented Department of Art.4. Black friars on the Road.5. An Interclub sing.6. Abolition of Convocation Ceremonies.7. A Post-Office on the Campus.TENNIS AND THE SABBATHOUR UNIVERSITY, liberally inclined on the whole, is addictedto one or two seemingly trivial ideas, or ideals, that have theunfortunate power of spoiling the entire aspect of its liberality. Aserious accusation, that, but it’s really not so vital that the wel¬fare of the institution and its students is at stake; we refer mere¬ly to the fact that the tennis courts are closed on Sunday. Wemight accuse the authorities who see fit to keep them closed of agreat many things, bigotry, hypocrisy, narrow-mindedness, ill-considered economy or lack of consideration; but the matter is notimportant enough. So we content ourselves with asking why.Surely the University can not think that by preventing itsstudents from enjoying the one day free from all hindrances andbest suited to enjoying freedom of the mind and body, those stu¬dents will go into close communion with the gods of study or, forthat matter, the Gods of religion. As the organ of student ideas,we can answer with conviction that they don’t and won’t. Andassuming that the courts were to be left open, we can answer withequal conviction that such would not breed in the students a laxinterest in either the gods of study or the Gods of religion. Theidea that Sunday must be a day of rest no matter how much workand discomfort it calls for died with the nineties and has nosensible call for a revival.On Sunday as on no other day, students have the time andthe desire to relax. The tennis courts, being the most popularand the most conveniently situated spots of amusement naturallyare in the greatest demand. Why, then, keep them closed?LAST OF THE FIGHTING FORUMTHE FRESHMAN FORUM has gone on the rocks. The Presi¬dent is ineligible, the vice-president has resigned along withthe chairman of the social committee, and various other “im¬portant cogs” in the organization have retired. This seems to bea typical Freshman gesture, or at least a mannerism of the un¬metamorphosed high school lad. The forum orators are unwill¬ing to talk about sex wars and necking any more. They’ve calledoff their dance and all.It seems that the internal war of the Forum arose overthe issues surrounding Mr. Phillip Yarrow who lately played God’smessenger on campus. Their lips are pretty much sealed as tothe immediate friction that ensued, but at least we are glad thatthey waited well nigh unto the end of the year before they pickedup their marbles and went home. There appears to be an actual at¬tempt being made by our much-maligned police force to reinstate it¬self in the affection of the populaceand to cleanse itself to some degreeof th stigma attached to it. Not thatthe police force has suddenly becomeefficient and a joy to behold, but it isundeniable that it has at least awakened from its total lethargy. Yester-dap, two or three of the boys tookit upon themselves to bring a littleglory to their pursuit in general andthis organization in particular, andapprehended a bandit armed to theteeth within three minutes after saidbandit had held up a West Side drugstore. Such, we are forced to con¬cede, is not in the usual run ofevents and is to be commended.A fear lurks in my mind that ourmayor may really be behind this sud¬den galvanization into life or what¬ever we choose to term it. That heis the brains of it all is obviouslyimpossible; less impossible is the ideathat he may be the energizing force;very possible, considering the cur¬rent trend of events, is that he hassuddenly got hold of a thought andhas found someone capable of exe¬cuting it. And if such is the casewe can be magnanimous and creditold Will Thompson for once.* * *“The mills of the gods grind slowbut exceedingly sure,” has been ap¬plied, naturally, to the workings ofdestiny often enough; how aboutusing it in regard to lexicography?I was informed yesterday that aftertwenty years, the Simplified SpellingBoard of America, which I had notknown to exist before yesterday, hasfinally had its efforts crowned withsuccess and Has succeeded in havingtwelve simplified spellings enteredinto the standard dictionaries of theEnglish language. Truly a notableachievement! ,The original list of words recom¬mended to the society for advance¬ment to the dignity of formal lexi¬cography numbered thirty thousand,-of which number all but twelve re¬main to receive that advancement.In other words, twenty years of un-abatted striving have produced lit¬tle, and that proves the quotation,since it has produced something. Thewords to be accord recognitionhereafter are tho, altho, thru, thru-out, thoro, thorofare, thoroly, pro¬gram, catalog, decalog, pedagog, andProlog, most of which have been moreor less unanimously reconized forlo! these many years. <4Tau Kappa Epsilon announces thepledging of Robert Wilcox of Rock¬ford, Hi., and Joseph Gibbons ofWheatland, Wyoming.HELP-THE LOWER MISSISSIPPI, bursting through and overtoppingthe levees, has flooded rich sections of the land along itsbanks. It has pursued the natives of its route into the high backcountry, ruining their houses and their equipment and theirfarms.Citizens of the University who are of sympathetic nature andloyal intent can help relieve the situation by contributing moneyto the Red Cross. The Daily Maroon will receive such contribu-tioii* and forward them to the Red Cross. -MOSER-“The Business College with aUniversity Atmosphere■”Beginning on the first ofApril, July, October, andJanuary, we conduct aSpecial, complete, inten¬sive three-months coursein stenography which isopen toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESEnrollments for thiscourse must be made be¬fore the opening day—preferably some time inadvance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens theway to independence, andis $ very great help in anypositf©* in life. The abil¬ity to take shorthand notesof lectures, sermons, con¬versations, and in manyother situations, is a greatasset.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J.D.,Ph.B.Pres.116 S. Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4347Only High School Graduatesare ever enrolled at MOSERGirls, only, in the day schoolM (3377) Fraternity Night”At Bagdad AgainCreating a new rendezvous for thestudents of the University to dineand dance and be entertained thenew Club Bagdad, located at CottageGrove Avenue and 64th Street, pre¬sents its second Fraternity Night to¬morrow night from 6:30 o’clock un¬til dawn.Aside from the compiling dancemusic furnished by the popular Wal¬ter Ford and his Caliph orchestrathose who attend the FraternityNight frolic will be entertained byErnie Young’s “Bagdad Follies,” afloor-show that caused Ashton Stev¬ens, eminent critic of the ChicagoHerald-Examiner, to say, “Club Bag¬dad has the best floor-show I haveever seen anywhere.” The “BagdadFollies” is run in four editions from7:30 on, and each edition is differ¬ent from the one prceeding.Club Bagdad presents a team of in¬ternationally famous French dancersin the “Bagdad Follies.” They areSimms and Babette, who were im¬ported from the Cafe De Paris, inParis, to play at the exclusive ClubMirador, New York. Dave Wolf,manager of Club Bagdad, went togreat expense to bring them herefor a limited engagement CLASSIFIED ADSFOR RENT—Nice airy room. 3rdapt., 1163 E. 54th St., Tel. Dor. 8414.FOR SALE—An Underwood Port¬able Typewriter. Half price, good asnew. Call Gladstone Hotel, Room646.FOR SALE—E flat alto saxo¬phone. Apply at 6019 Woodlawn forW. Bogue. Call after 6 p. m.LOST—White Gold Wrist Watch*Please call M. Kirtsinger. H. P.7441. REWARD.FOR RENT—Nice light room forone or two boys. 1-403 E. 60th St.Apt. D-PROFITABLE AND DIGNIFIEDEMPLOYMENTwith the Chicago Civic Opera Co.,part or full time now and duringsummer vacation. For details seeMr. Rohrke in the Univ. Employ-Officiel College■FRATERNITY(JewelryBadjjes-Bings-NoveltiesWARREN PIPER A COi31 N. STATE ST. ment Bur. 9-12 Wed., Thurs., Fri.,this week.Will the gentleman who found abill-fold bearing the name WalterG. Williamson, in gold leaf, pleasebring it to the office of The DailyMaroon and receive his reward?The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.6 o'C TO TU£TOWER6JRD AND BLACKSTDNE©'vlphoum, Gtoaukva<MX,iueFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSPfcwSunday & ThursdayPAM,AINMATINEES DAILY Anns30cJUST TWE PIAC110 MVttAN AFTERNOON OR IUNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 EUss Ave.Try Oar Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty SOe WAVESLICENSED OPERATORSKENNEDY SHOPS1455 E. 63rd 9tDorchester 3755 6351.Cottagu Grove Ave.Plaza 1060-10615226 Harper Ave.Hyde Perk 2408urn onsunshineWHEN Greek or calculus gets you into a tightcorner, tie a tin to trouble—a tidy red tin ofPrince Albert! Tamp a load of this reallyfriendly tobacco into the bowl of your jimmy-pipe and light up. Watch the sun crash throughthe clouds with every puff!P. A. can’t bite your tongue or parch yourthroat, no matter how fast you feed it, becausethe Prince Albert process gave Bite and Parchthe air at the start. Cool as a Laplander’s lap.Sweet as apple cider. Fragrant as spring blos¬soms. That’s Prince Albert!One pipe-load invites another. And . . •you can hit P. A. from morning till midnightand it won’t hit back. Don’t put off to tomorrowwhat you can smoke today. Get a tidy red tinP* A. and turn on the sunshine • * , now!>R1NEE ALBERT—no other tobacco is like it!© 1926, R. J. Reynolds TobaccoCompany, Winston-Salem, N. C. P. A. it told everywhere mtidy red litu, found and half,pound tin humidort, andpound cry Hal-flats humidortwtth iponge-moittener lop.And always with every hitof bite and parch removed bythe Prince Albert procure.Northwestern takes anothergame from Chicago.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 5, 1927WILDCAT INVASION DOUBLE DISASTER FOR MAROONMENTennis Team Wins Two Singles, TwoDoubles: Drops Match Five To FourPlace, Lesser, Only LocalsTo Score IndividualVictoriesShowing a rather unexpected re¬versal of form, the Northwesterntennis team defeated the Chicago sex¬tet in their half of the dual in¬vasion of Maroon territory yester¬day. When the final ball had beennetted, the score stood: Northwes¬tern five matches, Chicago four.In the match which probably dis¬played the best tennis and drew thelargest gallery, Bob Place the sopho¬more who ranks No. 1 on the Maroon team, won from Phillips, south¬paw ace of the opposition, 6-2, 6-2.Place played brilliant tennis, his netplay especially standing out, whilePhillips, on the contrary, seemed alittle off his usual form.'Hudlin LosesThe biggest upset of the meetcame when Sherrill, youthful brotherof the 1926 tennis captain defeatedCapt. Hudlin of the local netmen.After losing the first set 6-3, andtrailing 5-3 in the second, Hudlintook a love game on his own serv¬ice, only to lose the next one and the Summary of Net LossPlace defeated Phillips, 6-2, 6-2.Hudlin lost to Sherril, 6-3, 6-4.Lesser won from Wolseley, 6-4,2-6, 6-4.Roque was defeated by Collins(Capt.) 4-6, 6-4, 6-4.Abbot lost to Howard, 6-2, 5-7,6-0.Bennett lost to Martin, 6-4, 1-6,6-4.Hudlin and Place defeated Phil¬lips and Sherril, 6-2, 6-4.Lesser and Bennet won fromMartin and Wolseley, 6-3, 7-5.MarOmoto and Abbot lost toHoward and Collins, 6-3, 6-1.match.In the other singles matches, Les¬ser played well to beat his Wildcatopponent, 6-4, 2-6, 6-4. Collins ofNorthwestern, won from Roque, 4-6,6-4, 6 4. His teammate Howard, dis¬posed of Abbot, 6-2, 5-7, 6-0. Martincopped the other Purple singlesmatch, beating Bennett 6-4, 1-6, 6-4.Place and Hudlin won their doublesmatch from Sherrill and Phillips, asdid Lesser and Bennett, while Mar-umoto and Roque lost their fray.The Ace of Chicago CafesCLUB BAGDADCottage Grove Avenue at 64th St. announcesFRATERNITY NIGHTTOMORROW NIGHTand every Friday night hereafter.For the select of the University of Chicago that theymay enjoy the best of cafes, revel in the most elaborateand expensive floor show ever staged, and dance toChicago’s most compelling music amid a thoroughlyfriendly atmosphere.CLUB BAGDADPresentsFRATERNITY NIGHT FROLICWithErnie Young’s “Bagdad Follies”Ashton Stevens says—“The Greatest Floor-Show 1 HaveSeen.”Herald-Examiner 5-2-27Including16 — “FAMOUS BAGDAD BEAUTIES” —16and 10 All-Star ActsFour Complete and Different ShowsNightly 7:30, 9:30, 11:30, 1:30Music by Walter Ford and HisCaliph OrchestraPlaying What You RequestCOVER CHARGE FROM 9:30 TILL DAWN $1.00For Reservations Phone Dorchester 2255-6688Dave Wolf, Mgr. NEW CAGE RULINGHITS DEFENSE ASWEL AS OFFENSEMean well Teams Prove It InTest Games(Coach Meanwell of Wisconsin hastried out the new one-bounce rule inspring basketball practice at the Bad¬ger Institution. Following is the sec¬ond of a series of articles having todo with his observations on the newruling).By Dr. Walter E. Meanwe/1One of the greatest objects to theold unlimited bounce dribble wasthat it permitted the ball to be ad¬vanced by one man from the deepdefense area up the court, even tothe basket, thus making a one manoffense possible. The one bouncedribble ends thus, I am glad to say,just as the Committee had antici¬pated. There is now team work inthe backfield and the game is speed¬ed up very, very greatly. The ballis advanced now by fast passing,with a number of men engaged inthe play ,and the slow deliberate ad¬vance of one man with the ball isended. This change has been a mostdesirable one.The greatest change, however,with respect to the play of the ballin the backfield, is in the type ofdefense which is best employed inthe new game. I find that the newstyle of game renders comparatively,inefficient the two line, five man de¬fense, stretching across the center ofthe floor. We find it better to play adefense which is scattered practicallyall over the court and which formsin proximity to the ball the amountit is lost. This means that basketball is now played both offensivelyand defensively over the entire court,as against the game of the last fewyears, wherein our defense waited atmid-court. This is one of the mostdesirable changes caused by the newrule, and is something that the RuleSCommittee did not anticipate. These Teams MeetToday; I-M PlayballIn Closing RoundThree O’clock GamesTau Sigma Omicron vs. AlphaEpsilon Pi.Acacia vs. Phi Delt.Lambda Chi Alpha vs. AlphaSigma Phi.Four-Thirty GamesDelta Sigma Phi vs. Tau Delt.Sigma Chi vs. Manors.Phi Kappa Psi vs. Chi Psi.Beta Theta Pi vs. T. K. E.TWENTY ADVANCETO SECOND FRAMEFavorites Come Through InI-M Tennis TourneyFrom over 300 entrants in theI-M tennis singles tournament only20 matches had been played up *toWednesday, set as the deadline forall first round contests. There wereno upsets from among these, all ofthe outstanding players comingthrough as expected.The following men have won theirfirst match: Allison, Budd, McNeil,Hebert, Keinigsberg, Del Valli, Mil¬ler, Bayne, Barnard, Kreiger, Ramis,Alinsky, Szold, Schlaes, Ziv, Con-torer, Rice, Olson, McCormack,Moore.Doubles PairingsBecause of the difficulity of get¬ting the fraternity doubles teams toplay on certain specified dates theI M department has discontinued theold system as announced in yester¬day^ Maroon. The following groupof matches must be finished by May9: Delta Chi vs. Phi Kappa Sigma,Alpha Sig. vs. D. U., Phi Sigs vs.Delta Tau Delta, Sigma Chi vs Kap¬pa Sigma, Burtons vs. Kappa Nu,Delta Sig vs. Phi Psi, S. A. E. vs.Pi Lam, Manors vs. Chi Psi, Macsvs. Tau Debits, Alpha Delt vs. PhiDelt.<iA bottle full ofcold shower tingleIIKE the thrill of a cold shower! That’sj how Aqua Velva hits the newly shavenface. This new after-shaving liquid ofWilliams helps the skin to retain its needednatural moisture. After a shave withWilliams Shaving Cream it keeps thatsplendid Williams shaven feeling all daylong. In big 5-ounce bottles, 50c,Williams AquaVelvaA Jew drops of AquaVeloa on your newlyshaven face give youall-day face comfort. PURPLE NINE GETS FIVE RUN RALLYIN EIGHTH INNING TO SEW UP GAMEJohnsos Shines At Bat WithFour Hits, One AHome RunThe Northwestern ball team hitthe ball hard to defeat the Maroon10-7 yesterday afternoon on theGreenwood lot. A five run rally inthe eighth by the northshore nineoverlapped the 6-5 lead that the Ma¬roons were enjoying and resulted inthe victory. Until that time the Ma¬roons took full advantage of threehits, a few walks, a few more errors,and everything else to score the sixruns that for the moment seemedenough to win.Zimmy On MoundZimmerman making his first confer¬ence start this year was wobblythroughout, but it was not until theeighth that the visitors managed todo him any real damage. Palmer, apinch hitter for Mellick, started theinning by taking a walk. Wile, bat¬ting for Izard, singled.Then Panosh, who was the thirdstraight pinch hitter to face Zimmer¬man, poked a feeble single overBrignall’s head. Janetz then flied outto McConnell, but Solheim’s doubledrove in Palmer and Wile. Panoshand Solheim clattered across theplate on Johnsos then rapped out an¬other two bagger for his fourthstraight hit. Johnsos’s hit was offKaplan who had replaced Zimmer¬man. Smith then got the fourthdouble in succession but he forgot totag first and was made the third out.Lead Too GreatAlthough the Maroons got one runin their half of the eighth the leadwas too much to overcome.Mills, the Northwestern pitcher,threw in good fashion, but becauseof a number of bad breaks seemedslated for a loss. Panosh who battedMUST SIGN UP NOWTO RIDE THE HORSESTen is the minimum number forclasses in horseback riding, it wasannounced by Marianne Dean, W.A. A. representative.Beginning classes meet Tuesdaymornings at 7 and Fridays at 5. In¬termediates ride Saturdays at 9. Ad-canse classes meet Tuesday eveningat 7:15, Wednesdays at 4 and Satur¬days at 8.The rates are one dollar an hour.Women have been urged to sign upin the locker room of Ida Noyes hall. TOO MANY HITSBox ScoreNorthwestern AB R H C EJanetz, cf .... 3 0 1 5 0Solheim, 2b . . 5 2 2 8 0Kempf, If ... 5 2 2 1 0Johnsos, ss ... 4 1 4 1 2Smith, rf ... 5 1 2 3 0Vandenberg, c 5 1 3 4 1Mellick, lb ... 2 0 0 10 1Izard, 3b .... 2 0 0 1 0Mills, p S 0 0 1 1Palmer, lb . . 1 1 0 0 0Wile, 3b 3 1 1 0 0Panosh, p .. . 1 1 1 0 039 10 16 39 6Chicago AB R H C EPrice, lb .310 13 0Macklind, If . . . . .400 0 0McConnell, ss . . .400 5 0Anderson, 2b . .. .511 0 0Brignall, 3b . . . . .320 4 1Webster, c .421 7 0Gordon, rf .311 0 0Hoerger, cf . . .. .302 0 0Zimmerman, p .. .300 4 1Kaplan, p .10 0 0 033 7 5 42 22 base hits—Smith 2, Vanderburg,Solheim, Johnsos 2. 3 base hits—Hoerger, Webster. Home run—Johnsos. Struck out—by Zimmer¬man 6, by Mills 2. Bases on balls—off Zimmerman 2, off Mills 5, offPanosh 1.for him during the big eighth, fin¬ished the game. The game once againshowed the two Maroon weakness¬es—pitching and hitting.Johnsos, while he showed that as ashortstop he is pretty punk, was thebig hitting star. In four times upthis chap propelled one homer, twodoubles and a single. One of his hitswent across University Avenue intothe next lot, but he was only giventwo bases by the ground rules.The Maroon began the run harvestin the second when Brignall reachedfirst on Izard’s error. Webster stroll¬ed to first, and after Gordon fliedout, Hoerger obliged with a scream¬ing triple into center.Johnsos said hello to Zimmermanat the beginning of the fifth with ahomerun in the same direction but alittle farther out. Smith’s first douz-le and Vanderberg's ditto with a sac¬rifice Kit and an out accounted fortwo more runs. Anderson tied thecount when he singled, and Mellick’serror, a stolen base and Hoerger’shit helped him along.NEW Electrically BakedDelicious —wholesomeDoughnutstry them 7 CfDownyflakeDoughnut Shop1367 E. 63rd St. ill I HlrCatering especially to students and friends. We willmake up special orders to your own specifications.Miss Shields rfj' liss GouldPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 5, 1927i "VVhisileCAMPUS ANTHOLOGY5. The SpaIn the coffee shop, amid medievaltables and solid, splintery chairs, aMecca for kindred souls. Souls withan excuse to gather—Gathered at thefeet of the God Rapport.They' all have an identical ritual,though each for a different purpose.Flame from red candles shines un¬evenly on campus renegades, Sighingfor continental universities and beerThe Great Band of the Disil/usionedwhose fraternity pins vary in size andshape—A new Dickey Club withemancipated exponents, Bulling ego¬tistically against the time of gradua¬tion and a scarcity of kindred souls.Couples, mysteriously tied togetherby the God of Rapport, Sip enchant¬ments of nothing and attempt not toappear too obvious.Graduate students in white apronseating plentiful meals And talkingvigorously on the Mutation Theoryand its relation to their experiment.Their aprons are dirty around thepockets, and they carry towels loop¬ed over their belts.Little groups of girls walking inwith brave faces and tremblinghearts. Full of excuses of hunger andthirst, but really lonesome for alover. Needing an excuse for contactsthey look side-long for familiar faces.They dally over their orders, hopingfor eligible new-comers.—Tee Vee JuniorCOMPLETE substantiation of cur¬rent opinions of college students andcollege orgies as indicated in theDaily Maroon account of the Meth¬odist club May party: “There will bedancing, an abundance of refresh¬ments ,and a program headed by theHvde Park Ukelele club.”THE ENIGMA1 know you knew not what I wasNor could you even guess.You tried to search with your keenmindAnd, too, with your caress.You who knew what others wereAnd told what they could beYou knew each character within a/ faceBut you could not tell me! ,Could you not tell—that underneathMy calm unsmiling faceThere was a heart that beat for youAcross the empty space?Cou/d you not see deep in my eyesThe love I held for you?GO!Get out in the open! After¬noons or evenings—rent a newcar to drive at your own.Costs less than the theatre.You can go anywhere, any¬time, in open or closed cart.Saunders SystemI HONE H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St.[Drive It Yoursell-X^$Vhe/ieM,clJou'§oiJl' I was too shy . . I could not tell . .But then, no more could you!—The Outcasti ANSWERFire, sweeping its merciless wayOver mountain slopes of virgin tim¬ber,Leaves but a flame-marked trail ofblack . . .Burnt out sticks and smoking ruin.. . . . But, the fire done,One tree stands,The solitary victor of the flames,And laughs.—The Virgin CAMPUS women have taken toroller skates. Who would havethought that the automobile ridejoke would come true?Beat Me, Tarzan!Dear Turk:Yesterday the iviaioon, in report¬ing the Senior mustache race, men¬tioned the fact that I have but a single hair on my lip between safe¬ty and a ducking in the Botany Pond.As a man who has full confidencein his own virility I enter a strenu¬ous objection. Not only was the Ma¬roon’s sarcasm entirely unnecessary,but they did not have the facts right.Honestly, Turk, there are three ofthem. If you don’t believe me comeand count them—Three!—TERRIBLE TURKMAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0950 • Beverly 5009 Boy... girlpipe...Edgeworthhappiness..MARMONAmerica's First TrulyFine Small Cararenta •vertevratethat can be reasoned withA FEW years ago an old tin buggy. all marked up with jocularitiesabout “So’s your old can” and “Thetin you love to touch” and “Babyhere’s your rattle,” went big in a goodmany circles.But wasn’t it terrible when you had tostep out—really step-cut—and tried topry the big hearse out of the family!That day’s over. This is the day ofthe personal car. One-car garageswent out about the time Princeton andHarvard began to dislike each other—actively.Marmon is building the little Marmon8 for those who want a swanky, speedy,brilliant little quality car just as high-hat as the large Marmon 75.Of course you’d like to have a littleMarmon 8 for your own personal use.A collapsible coupe roadster, say, in Helmet gray with Everglades blue.Rumble seat that operates by a lever fromthe driver’s seat. An open speedsterwhen you want to take the air straight.Now tne way to get it is to REASONwith the family.To aid you, knowing that this is a busyseason not only for college studentsbut for those who go to college, wehave composed a type letter to be usedin reasoning with parents. (You can’thurt our feelings by improving on ourmodest ideas!)Mail the letter home—with a stampon the envelope, and marked “rush.”If possible, follow up with personally-conducted tour of the nearest Marmonsalesroom. Reason backed by morereasons. Get dad into a LITTLEMARMON (Let him drive itj this isno time for selfishness!) Here’sthe First AttuckiDear Dad. .I know you've been wanting tne to have. car of °y own so you and mother can getout in the big car now and then yourse ves.Knowing also that you would want me tolook carefully andresearch along this line lately and have reachedsome very recondite conclusions.In buying a car one wants:l. A good sturdy car that will last for afew years.2 A small car, easy to handle and easy topark-one that mother can use for shop¬ping, when absolutely necessary.3. A car that will not be on familiar term,with every gas station it passes.4 A car not too high in original cost4but one you’re not ashamed of seeingme appear in.Well, dad. I've picked one that meets thespecifications and in addition has no end oswank What some of my playmates would. ... n. o "wow •’ Built as painstakinglydesignate as a wow: r jhackk.as a watch. Springs set ,n / , haverobe^lubricateik" Higher ratio ofhorse|»wersiSfflfSSrJESKrThis is no mine-run vehicle, 1 m tellin you.Before we invest in this car for me, let'slook thoroughly into the «j"8--nng pr.n;• i I it tie Marmon 8. Ana i u prumYour lovable and loving,^the littleMARMONSmith, Sauer & Brown Motors Co.2349 So. Michigan Ave.Chicago, Illinois Permanent SalonRush at Pearson St.One block from the Drive, just north of Chicago Ave.A very moderate down payment wtll enable you to take delivery of a little Marmon 8 under the Marmon Credit PlanRemember the Interclass Hop Tomorrow Nightjtlaroon Moustachessprout today atnoon.Vol. 27. No. 116. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1927MO^GENSTERfJ CLASSES MINGLE AT BLACKSTONE TONIGHTIn the nightmare of spring elections,-I ting competitions, and spring poli-•u>. one heaconlight of wliolesomenessstands out. That is the senior tnous-:,,ehe race, which begins at high noon■ .day when an earnest delegation willcsetit itself for inspection before theRev. I)r. Bratfish at the “C” Bencht.. prove that it collectively has startedirom scratch—or rather after thecratch of the morning razor. Here,at least, one feels, there is no chancetor dirty work, except on the competi¬tors’ upper lips. The best man willwin. Which, as little Perterkin said,i> not always the case. There is only.tie thing to mar the inspiring beautyof the whole business. That is the.roblem of what to do with old razor>!ades. For the candidates won’t needany for three weeks. Further cracks>ti this theme 1 shall not be guilty of.I'm on the Phoenix staff, you know,and it’s out of line with the policy ofthat noble publication to awakenmirth. But now I recall it anyway,the razor blade joke is old. Besides,I am fed up on this moustache busi¬ness, as well as about everything else. 'Which is a bad way for an earnestyoung boy supposed to knock out acolumn every day* whether he feelslike it or not, to feel. But that, as'..niebody said, was in another land,and in another day, and Jiesides thewench is dead.• • *\ fellow gave me a good line to putn hece tho other day. “Women andgin,” he said, “arc ruining our youth.Women and youth are ruining ourgin. Youth and gin are ruining ourwomen.” Which, if you are interestedin any, or all three, of these things,you may take for what it is worth.* * *As you may have discerned ere this,< tmui lately has settled over my spirit.Wid when one gets caught in thedump? of boredom, or just the dumps,he isn’t good for much of anything.Ho what he will, it's no use. I, forexample, have done everything there- to be done. I have looked up GeorgeSorrow's philosophical speculations onlife and the use of it, and even hisgypsy friend’s profound remark of,\nd yet, how good it is to be here!”asn’t done my dejected spirit anygood. Why I shouldn’t be brighten-ng any corners where 1 am just asmuch as the next fellow is a little* be-yond my understanding. For Pmyoung (as most of us here in college•ire), Pm in college (which is not bo¬ng tied down to a tedious job), andin "in things” as they say. that ought' 1 interest me. Somehow they don’t.‘ lie explanation for this peculiar statet affairs, I suppose, isn’t so hard to'md. For it’s not when we’re in things’hat they matter, but when we areut of them. Thus, when a fellow’s< uitside of the great Greek eatingdubs looking in, he thinks that amaternity represents all that a man"ants most on earth. When he getsu. he finds that his interest in a frat-1 ruity has pretty largely fled upon hisattaining it. So with the honor so-ieties, that means so much aroundhere to some men. When the boysget in them, they find the secrets arenot so vital after all, and they con--cquently find that the elation thathey rightly should feel just isn’t in!heir hearts. So, too, with college.I’he college man doesn’t put any par¬ticular premium on college, or the fact'hat he is a college man. Those out-'ide who aren’t in college, howeverdo. And this jadedness of realizedambition hits us in just the same wayin life, “in” which it is a whole lotbetter to be than in a fraternity, oran honor society, or college or any¬thing else. And still, I suppose, if weexisted consciously, if however neb¬ulously, somewhere apart from theworld, so that we could look upon itar.d all that being corporally alivemeans, we would yearn for it with adesire that would be tremendous. Butbeing here, we don’t, and that is theway of all things. Shaving Mug Award Spurs SeniorsAs Annual Mustache Race Begins% LAST FORMAL OF YEAR DRAWSCAMPUS ELITE; BRILLIANT ARRAYOF FLOWERS DECKS BALLROOMMEYER APPOINTSTHIRTEEN HEADSOF COMMITTEESSix Thousand InvitationsMailed To PrepSchool MenPreparations for the twenty-thirdI running of Stagg’s Annual Track andField Interscholastic took final formyesterday with the appointment of thir¬teen sophomore chairmen. Six thou¬sand invitations went into the maillast night, inviting preparatory schoolathletes from forty-eight states to rep¬resent their schools for the high schooltrack and field championship of theUnited States.Work on the preliminary prepara¬tions for the invasion of the trackmenwill begin at once now that the chair¬men having been appointed and canselect their Freshman committeemen.Koehn Appoints FourFour Sophomores will assist GeorgeKoehn, Publicity Manager. GeorgeReed is in charge of the Program,Robert Fisher of the Prospectus, B.J. Green of Loop Publicity and Stew¬art McMullen of Campus Publicity.Frederic von Ammon, Manager ofEntertainment, ha,s selected RussellWhitney and Barratt O’Hara to assisthim, the former as Amusement Chair¬man. and the latter in charge of Pro¬motion.Four Assist JohnsonArnold Johnson, Organization Man¬ager, will be assisted by Ben Pat¬terson. Invitations Chairman; RobertMcKinley, Housing Chairman; HarryHagej. Reception Chairman; and FredRobey, Transportation Chairman.Under Wilfred Heitmann, RushingChairman, will be Robert Spence,(Continued on page 2)GEORGE H. JONESADDS $250,000 TOCHEM LAB GIFTMr. G. H. Jones. Director of InlandSteel Corporation, has made an addi¬tional gift of $250,000 to the Univer¬sity ror the building of the GeorgeHerbert Jones Chcmiscry laboratory.'Last December Mr. Jones gave theUniversity the original sum of $415,-000 for the chemistry building. Theadded gift will make possible a largerstructure, with consequent extensionof facilities.The original plans are now beingrevised by the architects. Coolidge andHodgdou. and building operations willbe started as soon as possible this year.METHODISTS STAGEQUARTERLY PARTYIMethodists at the University and [their friends will meet at a quarterly |party given by the Wesley foundation,Saturday at 8 in Ida Noyes hall. Thefoundation is supported in giving thisparty by the St. Janies, Hyde Park,and Woodlawn Methodist churches.“The new chapel relies almost en¬tirely upon its massive effect for itsimpressiveuess, while the purpose ofthe decorative plastics is not didacticbut merely associational,” declaredProfesso- Edgar J. Goodspeed, one ofthe members of the committee charg¬ed with picking the subject matter ofthe figures of the new chapel. Mr.Goodspeed’s lecture, the last of theseries, on the new University Build¬ing, v as given last night in Ida Noyeshall.The greatest feature of the cathe¬dral will be the south fascade. Here By Gene WeaferPopularity with the women, alongwith a trophy, a shaving mug engrav¬ed with the winner’s name, will goto the victor of the annual mustacherace which begins today noon, saysthe announcement from Dr. Bratfish,the judge in the competition. From theExperiences of four who went intothe Botany pond last year, things maynot be as rosy as they seem.Optimism however reigns with theseniors who intend to register tomor¬row after chapel at the “C” bench.There are some who have also assur¬ance from the class. Wally Marks,Milt Kreines, Leo Stone, Ed. Noyesand George Gruskin stand out in thefront ranks.Each man will be required to haveTO EXAMINE PREPGROUPSJTODAYFoui Hundred StudentsConvene HereApproximately 450 high school hon¬or students will write examinations inthe annual Scholarship Interscholastic,this morning.Following the exams they will beentertained at luncheon in Ida Noyesand Hutchinson commons. Skits fromprevious Blackfriars shows and chctr-us numbers from the show to be giv¬en this year will be presented for themen at 1:30 in the south lounge ofthe Reynolds club. Short talks willbe given, by President Max Masonand prominent undergraduate leaders—John Howe, Walter Williamson.John Meyer and Kenneth Rouse.At the same time the women willbe entertained in Ida Noyes hall withsketches from The Mirror and theFreshman Women’s Vodvil. Vice-president Frederick C. Woodward,Eleanor Wilkins, Katherine Rose,Annette Allen, Betty Graham andRuth Daniel will speak.Tours of the campus at 3, the Soph¬omore mixer at 4 and a tea at 4:15will complete the program planned byGeorge Koehn and his committee.Select CandidatesFor DepartmentalHonor ScholarshipsNominees for tl^e eighteen depart¬mental scholarships open to studentswho will complete their third year thisquarter, are now being selected by theheads of the departments of the col¬leges.. Fifteen nominees for graduatehonors will be selected from studentswho will receive degrees this quarterand wish to continue work in the va¬rious departments.Departments wishing to nominatecandidates for these scholarships willsend the records of their choice toDean Boucher before^May 21.the architect'has placed a colossal w in¬dow and above it, across the gablefront, is tq be a sculptured frieze, the“March of Religion.” containing thefigures of Christ. John the Baptist,St. Peter, St. Paul, Zorsaster, Athan¬asius, Isaih, St. Augustine, Moses, Eli¬jah, St. Francis, Martin Luther, Abra¬ham, and John Calvin. The majorityof these figures are the work of thenoted New York sculptor Lee 'Laurie,who also did the decorative work forthe remarkable state * capital of Lin¬coln, Nebraska, now in construction.(Continued on page 5) a cleanly shaven face to make surethat all start on an equal basis. Day byday progress will be filmed officiallyby the Essancy studios for the presen¬tation at the banquet which is to markthe close of struggle, on May 20th.The final decision, according toDoctor Bratfish, will be influenced bythese four features: the length of thehair, the shape, the thickness, and theamount of curl In each case, the suit¬ability of the mustache to the type ofindividual w ii play an important part.Tom Mul o; , last year’s champion,gives this'a vice ‘o those who enter:“Above all, ihe most important thingto observe s a r<’al period of training.Constant u ushing. free use of Vase¬line help tc soil' extent. Hair tonic■as usual proves fru tless. Eat no can¬dies, cookies or sweets. Be sure torun arutmd the track about ten* miles aday, and after a workout in the gym¬nasium ,go immediately to bed eachnight for the two weeks, without anysupper. That is the r. aJ to success.”Name Ruth MillsFriar Score LadyTo Market SongsMen wishing to usher inBlackfriarsperformances must submit their namesto John Allison at once.Distinguished as the only womandirectly connected with the Black¬friars production, “Plastered in Par¬is." Ruth Mills was yesterday chosenas chairman of the Score committee.As Score Lady, Miss Mills will halveas her specific duty the supervisionof the sales of the score books ofthe presentation, having under heiimmediate authority the several girlswho will assist in this end of theshow.Miss Mills was transferred last yearfrom Smith College, Northampton,Massachusetts, and is now a memberof Mirror and Mortar Board.The score books will contain mostof the many numbers that will beheard throughout the performance,and according to indications they willbe sold at the same price that pre¬vailed last year. Assisting Miss Millsin marketing the collections of rhymeand song will be sixty girls, ten ofthem working at each of the six per¬formances.AVERAGE STUDENTSARE INTERESTED INSCHOLARSHIP—MASONCollege students have more genuiheinterest in scholarship than the aver¬age faculty member credits themwith, and it is the problem of the col¬leges and universities to make schol*arship attractive. Max Mason, presi¬dent of the University, told membersof the Kiwanis club at the ShermanHotel yesterday noon.“The University undergraduate col¬lege is not going to be an institutionin which mere rate, class room assimil¬ation, and the acquiring of facts is theimportant aim,” said Mr. Mason. .TICKETS FOR KOOLECTURE AVAILABLEMr. T. Z. Koo, the official represen¬tative of the Shanghai district Cham¬ber of Commerce and will speak inMandel hall Tuesday at 8. Ticketsmay be obtained at the followingplaces, University bookstore, Inform¬ation desk, Y. W. C. A. and V. M.C. A. offices. Hop FactsPlace: Blackstone BallroomTime: Nine till two.Orchestra: Bobby MeekerLeaders:Senior: Clyde KeutzerRuth BurtisJunior: Charles HarrisFrances KendallSophomore: Robert SpenceEllen HartmanFreshman: Dexter MastersMuriel ParkerRELEASE ALUMNIREUNION^ PLANSCouncil Names Innova¬tion for AnniversaryPlans for the 1927 Alumni Univer¬sity reunion, to be held June 9 throughJune 14, were made public yesterdayby the Alumni council. Numerous in¬novations have been arranged for thethirty-sixth anniversary of the Uni¬versity, chief among them being anopen house of all departments andan alumni conference to be headed byPresident Max Mason.Alumni Day has been designated asSaturday, June 11, and most of theimportant events are scheduled forthat time. The Alumni Conference isto be held early in the afternoon, withPresident Mason presiding at a dis¬cussion of “The Aspects of a GreaterUniversity.”The Open House will be from 3 to5 the same afternoon.' At this timeit is planned to have members of allthe departments in their offices towelcome any of their former studentswho wish to visit them. At the sametime an alumni athletic council will beheld at Stagg Field where the gradsj may enter into various form ot athletic(Continued on page 2)Delts Remove Pro, ,Raise Standing ToThirty-First PlaceDelta I an Delta has been removedfrom probation and now stands thirty-one with an even two point averagein the scholastic standing of fraternitiesit was announced from Dean Bouch¬er’s office yesterday.The change, is due to the correctionof an error in failing to average thegrades of Cornelius Osgood with thechapter and not to an error by theRecorder’s office.“It Seems likely, ”Says Walter Sargent,."that there is no such thinir as appre¬ciation of beauty in general, but ratherot one beautiful thing and then an¬other, till we are acquainted with awidely interpretative range of individ¬ual works of art.”Walter Sargent has been Jiead ofthe Art department since its reorgan¬ization in 1924. Before that time hehad been for seevral years professor ofArt education, and before that he hadbeen state supervisor of drawing inMassachusetts. He is besides a teacherof_ art, an author and a landscapepainter of national note.His sketch on “Paintings as a Rec¬ord of Human Experience,” writtenespecially for the Celebrities' Number,is a 600-word recipe for the apprecia¬tion of art. »The Daily Maroon ' Grand March Begins At10:30, Ends InBig “C”With the first strains of music fromBobby Meeker’s Orchestra promptlyat nine o’clock, the annual InterclassHop will be held tonight at the Black¬stone hotel crystal ballroom. The Hop,away from campus for the first timein the many years it has been held,promises to surprass all of its prede¬cessors in point of brilliance, due tothe unrivalled beauty of the Black¬stone ballroom, and in attendance, ifindications of the past few weeks havebeen correct.Give Corsage ProgramsThe Hop leaders have arrangedmany novelties for the dance, of whichthe most effective is the use of cor¬sage programs as favors. These cor¬sages, consisting of a bouquet of vari¬colored flowers with a silver backing,have small cards attached to themwith the University crest, the namesof the leaders and the list of the pa¬trons and patronesses. Dance programsare done away with entirely. Anotherfeature of the Hop is the absoluteelimination of a receiving line of anysort in order to avoid congestion atthe entrance and to give the studentsfull time to dance.March at 10:30The grand march, which will be heldabout 10:30, carries out the traditionof all past University affairs with thecouples circling the floor, then form¬ing a “C” and singing the Alma Mater.Six stars of screen and stage havepromised to be at the Hop withoutfail, and there is a possibility that sev¬eral more will show up during the eve¬ning. Richard Bennett and ThomasMeiglian, who are two of the leading•stars of flic stage and the moviesrespectively, A1 Jolson. the world-famous comedian. Owen Davis, Sr.,nationally famous playwright, OwenDavis, Jr., son of the playwright andalready a widely-known actor, Mar¬jorie Wood, who played the lead in“Chu-( hiu-C how” several years ag*oand is playing opposite Bennett in“The Barker” now, and Adelaide Ken¬dall, a former star in George White’sScandals, have all promised faithfullyto he at the Hop. There is somechance that Marilyn Miller, star ofj “Sunny” and Richard Dix, who isI travelling with Meighan. may also bepresent but it is as yet doubtful.CAMPUS DRAMATISTSWILL STAGE SECONDRELIGIOUS PLAYLETIn the seoond of their series of one-act plays the class in Religious Dramaunder Professors Eastman and Ed¬wards will present “Chum’s Respon¬sibility." original production by IreneTaylor, a member of the class, at St.Paul’s Church. 60th and Dorchester,8:30, next Thursday.The management and details of theentire enterprise are in the hands ofstudents as is the cast which willbe announced later. No admissionwill be charged.JONES LECTURES ONFORGERY SATURDAY“Outwitting the Forger” will be thesubject of a public lecture Saturday,at 2 in Classics 10. Lloyd L. Jones ofCleveland. Ohio, who is an expert inthe field, will deliver the talk, speak-”g on handwriting. Slides will illus-t ‘he lecture.Goodspeed Describes GrandeurOf University Chapel In Lecture \Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, MAY 5, 1927^ ffifaisdeCAMPUS ANTHOLOGY5. The SpaIn the coffee shop, amid medievaltables and solid, splintery chairs, aMecca for kindred souls. Souls withan excuse to gather—Gathered at thefeet of the God Rapport.They' all have an identical ritual,though each for a different purpose.Flame from red candles shines un¬evenly on campus renegades, Sighingfor continental universities and beerThe Great Band of the Disil/usionedwhose fraternity pins vary in size andshape—A new Dickey Club withemancipated exponents, Bulling ego¬tistically against the time of gradua¬tion and a scarcity of kindred souls.Couples, mysteriously tied togetherby the God of Rapport, Sip enchant¬ments of nothing and attempt not toappear too obvious.Graduate students in white apronseating plentiful meals And talkingvigorously on the Mutation Theoryand its relation to their experiment.Their aprons are dirty around thepockets, and they carry towels loop¬ed over their belts.Little groups of girls walking inwith brave faces and tremblinghearts. Full of excuses of hunger andthirst, but really lonesome for alover. Needing an excuse for contactsthey look side-long for familiar faces.They dally over their orders, hopingfor eligible new-comers.—Tee Vee JuniorCOMPLETE substantiation of cur¬rent opinions of college students andcollege orgies as indicated in theDaily Maroon account of the Meth¬odist club May party: “There will bedancing, an abundance of refresh¬ments ,and a program headed by theHyde Park Ukelele club.”THE ENIGMAI know you knew not what I wasNor could you even guess.You tried to search with your keenmindAnd, too, with your caress.You who knew what others wereAnd told what they could beYou knew each character within a! faceBut you could not tell me! .Could you not tell—that underneathMy calm unsmiling faceThere was a heart that beat for youAcross the empty space?Cou/d you not see deep in my eyesThe love I held for you?GO!Get out in the open! After¬noons or evenings—rent a newcar to drive as your own.Costs less than the theatre.You can go anywhere, any¬time, in open or closed cars.Saunders SystemPHONE H. P. 21001121 E. 63 rd St.Drive It Yourself]SYSTEM^Wfmewryou tyvljl 1 was too shy . . I could not tell . . .But then, no more could you!—The OutcastANSWERFire, sweeping its merciless wayOver mountain slopes of virgin tim¬ber,Leaves but a flame-marked trail ofblack . . .Burnt out sticks and smoking ruin.. . . . But, the fire done,One tree stands,The solitary victor of the flames,And laughs.—The Virgin CAMPUS women have taken toroller skates. Who would havethought that the automobile ridejoke would come true?Beat Me, Tarzan!Dear Turk:Yesterday the iviaioon, in report¬ing the Senior mustache race, men¬tioned the fact that I have but a single hair on my lip between safe¬ty and a ducking in the Botany Pond.As a man who has full confidencein his own virility I enter a strenu¬ous objection. Not only was the Ma¬roon’s sarcasm entirely unnecessary,but they did not have the facts right.Honestjy, Turk, there are three ofthem. If you don’t believe me comeand count them—Three!—TERRIBLE TURKMAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0950 • Beverly 5009 Boy... girlpipe...Edgeworthhappiness..MARMONAmerica s First TrulyFine Small CarHere’sthe First Attuck•m ffihrenta vertebratethat can be reasoned with Dear Dad, haveA FEW years ago an old tin buggy. all marked up with jocularitiesabout “So’s your old can” and “Thetin you love to touch” and “Babyhere’s your rattle,” went big in a goodmany circles.But wasn’t it terrible when you had tostep out—really step-out— and tried topry the big hearse out of the family!That day’s over. This is the day ofthe personal car. One-car garageswent out about the time Princeton andHarvard began to dislike each other—actively.Marmon is building the little Marmon8 for those who want a swanky, speedy,brilliant little quality car just as high-hat as the large Marmon 75.Of course you’d like to have a littleMarmon 8 for your own personal use.A collapsible coupe roadster, say, in Helmet gray with Everglades blue.Rumble seat that operates by a lever fromthe driver’s seat. An open speedsterwhen you want to take the air straight.Now the way to get it is to REASONwith the family.To aid you, knowing that this is a busyseason not only for college studentsbut for those who go to college, wehave composed a type letter to be usedin reasoning with parents. (You can’thurt our feelings by improving on ourmodest ideas!)Mail the letter home—with a stampon the envelope, and marked “rush.”If possible, follow up with personally-conducted tour of the nearest Marmonsalesroom. Reason backed by morereasons. Get dad into a LITTLEMARMON (Let him drive itj this isno time for selfishness!) r uau,I know you’ve been wanting me toa car of my own so you and mother can ge.outin the big car now and .benyonrsdve.Knowing also that you would want me tolook carefully and scientifically into this carlook careiui y done considerablebusiness, on my own, reachedresearch along this line lately and havesome very recondite conclusions:In buying a car one wants:A good sturdy car ihal will last for afew years.2. A smaller easy to hand* and ««y«opark-one that mother can use for shopping, when absolutely necessary.a car that will not be on familiar termswith every gas station it passes.4. A car not too high in original cosi-but one you're not ashamed of see gme appear in.Well, dad. I've picked one that meets thespecifications and in addition has no end oswank What some of my playmates woswanK. , »» Built as painstakinglydesignate as a wow. man F _hackle.as a watch. Springs set in rubber shac^knuckles that never wear out anto be lubricated. Higher ratio of horsepoweper cubic inch of displacement than was ebuilt into a stock car. Gas equi-distnbuted toaach of die eight cylinders. (That's a new one.Gets rid of the "starved" cylinder problem.)This is no mine-run vehicle, I'm tellin you!Your lovable and loving,^the utileMARMONSmith, Sauer & Brown Motors Co.2349 So. Michigan Ave.Chicago, Illinois Permanent SalonRush at Pearson St.One block from the Drive, just north- of Chicago Ave.A very moderate down payment will enable you to take delivery of a little Marmon 8 under the Marmon Credit PlanRemember the Interclass Hop Tomorrow Night