Campus leadersplan new GreenCap club. IBaito jHaroon Tux, not Flan¬nels for hop, de¬cree class leaders.Vol. 27. No. Ill UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 1927MOSpENSTERyIt is the traditional right of thestudent to sit as judge over his pro¬fessors, to classify them as goodbirds, interesting, dull, indifferentor terrible, as the case may be, justas the professor classifies his stu¬dents as good, passable or failures.When the ancient University of Alex¬andria was going, I imagine the cus¬tom had already begun. The peda¬gogues were sat over by their stu¬dents, considered, weighed in thebalance, and either passed or foundwanting. And ever afterwards thejudgment held. It was passed on bythe old to the new generation. Brightyoung lads enrolled in the coursesthat they w^re told were taught bythe good birds; conversely, theyshunned the classes ruled by profes¬sors ^ho had been sent to the scrapheap by the older classes. The sys¬tem still goes on. In many cases thejudgments the students make aremerciless and cruel—oftentimes mer¬cilessly and cruelly accurate. Othertimes they are off, and they are eith¬er changed by time and the unprej¬udiced consideration of later genera¬tions or they hold .wrong but stillpowerful in the weight of authoritythe years have given them. TUX TO REPUCELIGHT FLANNELSFOR CLASS HOPEarly Date, BlackstoneAtmosphere CitedAs ReasonsIt occars to me that, aside fromthe detached, mechanical rating thatthe professor makes of his studentsand reports officially in the form ofgrades, there is, again in his case, ajudgment made of the students thatis just as straight and uncompromis¬ing as that of the students of him.I’ve often wondered what the gentle¬men up behind the little desks dron¬ing away on whatever it is think ofthe crowd huddled down in front ofthem. Some, I suppose, they like asfellows, but abhor intellectually.Some they like both ways, othersthey dislike both ways. Undeniablythey make these personal judgmentsof approval or condemnation. There’san episode in a book of college inci¬dents called “Town and Gown” thatLynn and Lois Montross wroteagainst the background of the Great¬est State University a couple ofyears ago, that is built around theidea. The leaders of the Interclass Hophave definitely decided that thisyear’s Hop will be winter formal, incontrast to the spring formal ofprevious ones, it was announced yes¬terday.The reasons for the change as cit¬ed by the leaders, are numerous, theforemost being the fact that springforma! would not be in keeping withthe formality of the Blackstone hotelballroom where the Hop is beingheld. It is the first time that theInterclass Hop has been held off cam¬pus.Cooler WeatherThe leaders also gave as a reasonfor the change from spring formalto winter formal, the early date,May 6, on which the dance is beingheld this year. In former years theHop has come somewhat later in themonth when warm weather has madespring formal the more advisableof the two.Another innovation that has beenbrought about, is the abolition of thereceiving line in order to permitthose attending the Hop to have thefull time for dancing. The Black¬stone hotel entrance is rather inade¬quate for permitting a receiving linewith the number of students whichthe leaders expect and which theticket sale forecasts, and its omissionwill undoubtedly do away with theunnecessary congestion.TAKE PICTURES OFSENIOR WOMEN FORTRIBUNE THIS NOONOld Gabler teaches general lit.He’s |> fcat dry as dust,” accord¬ing to the judgment generations ofstudents have made of him. He hada fellow in his class once—Arnot?no, it was Zeitland, to be sure—whohad that extra sense that makes forthe appreciation of literature. Butnever another one, in all those years.And so he went on, from the pointof view’ of his students a queer pom-pus, didactic sort of old man. And hesat there on the edge of his bed,thinking over the day in the class¬room:“Dry as dust?” he muttered halfaloud. He had known for severalsemesters that students had appliedthis description to his course. Butsuppose—suppose that he should risefrom his chair and face the classsome day. He had always thoughtthat some day he would do that. Hewould be very quiet and sure. Andhis voice would be low."Ury as dust? And I love withBazarov and Mademoiselle de Mau-Pin and Ernest Pontifex and JulienSorel and Raskolnikov. I am they.Bry as dust?‘And you? You will go throughLfe in t. long, dusty procession. Yes,each one of you humped low overthe wheel of a little, high automobile,driving always to the next place.^ ou will stop only to buy the cherrycolored refreshment that is adver¬tised on the billboards and to buythe magazines with pink and creamcovers. Dry as dust?”But old Gable knew that he wouldnever say it. He pulled down theshades, drew back the coverlet andwent to bed. He was verv tirpd. ART CONTRIBUTIONSFOR EXHIBITION DUEBEFORE WEDNESDAYContributions for the Second An¬nual Art Exhibition, sponsored bythe Art Club, held from May 16 to21 on the second floor of Ida Noyeshall should be taken to Classics 16by Wednesday. Work from the artclasses is already in the hands of thejury.Beside student work the exhibitwill include work of the alumni andfaculty of the Art Department.Among those who have been asked tocontribute are: Professor WalterSargent, head of the Art Department,Mr. W. G. Whitford, Associate Pro¬fessor of Art Education, Miss LauraVan Pappelendam and Miss EmilyWagner, instructors in the Art de¬partment. Law School Students Refuse toPetition in Sacco—Vanzetti Case,Yet Sympathize With CriminalsBelieving that a proposal to circu¬late a petition for full investigationof the now internationally famousSacco-Vanzetti case would point thepetitioners as reds and anarchists, theplan was dropped by the Law school.If such action is to be taken it willnecessarily be at the instance of pri¬vate interests, it was decided at adiscussion by the Law school on thatquestion Tuesday evening. Many ex¬pressed approval of the propositionin spite of the contention of the op-posers.Judge Edward W. Hinton, of theLaw department, who presided atthe discussion, in his version of thesituation, cited an article by Pro¬ fessor Frankfurter of the HarvardLaw School who asserts that the evi¬dence presented at the trial was un¬satisfactory and that the accusedmen established strong alibis. Afterthe trial important evidence as tothe identity of the guilty partiescame up and was not allowed to bearon the case. “Assuming that Profes¬sor Frankfurter has made a fairsummary of the situation, I thinkthat a new trial for these men isneeded,” opined Judge Hinton.The meeting was originally calledfor the purpose of deciding the legalaspects of the proposal, and the ma¬jority held that it was not legallyright to interfere with the action ofa Massachusetts court.EARLY “C” MANDONATES BOOKS'94 Football Star Gives.History WorksAll women wlio expect to gradu¬ate in June have been requested bythe officers of the senior class to bepresent immediately after chapelservice to have pictures taken forthe rotogravure section of the Tri¬bune.Photographers have suggested thatthe women wear bright coloredpictures. The pictures will be run inthe Tribune in June in a series ofpictures of groups of college women. William John Rapp, one of thefirst students at the present Univer¬sity of Chicago and a “C” man, wasyesterday announced as the donorof a new collection of books, to theUniversity libraries. The collectionis mostly of history and of Germanliterature, according to James C. M.Hanson, acting director of the li¬braries, who yesterday made publicthe gift.Mr. Rapp entered the Universityat its inception in the fall of 1892and remained for eight quarters.While here he was prominent in ath¬letics and was among the first towin the “C.” It was awarded himin 1894 as a result of his endeavorsin football during the seasons of1893 and 1894.“Mr. Rapp’s gift is a most valu¬able addition to the libraries and onewhich should prove of great help inmany departments,” said DirectorHanson at the time of the announce¬ment.Old, New Women’sBoard Visits PalosLodge for Week-endThe newly elected Board of Wom¬en’s Organizations is entertaining theretiring Board at a house party fromFriday to Monday this week-end atthe W. A. A. Lodge at Palos Park.Mrs. A. W. Siler, secretary to MissGertrude Dudley, Head of the Phy¬sical Culture Department will act ashostess for the first part of the week¬end.Club to EntertainPrimary TeachersThe Kindergarten and primaryteachers will be entertained by theKindergarten-Primary club at a teato be given on Tuesday, May 3, from3:30 to 5 in the North Receptionroom of Ida Noyes hall. As plannedthere will be tables of Bridge and“500” for all those who wish to play.Refreshments will be served follow¬ing the program.Poli Sci Monthly Enhances ListOf Periodicals Published on CampusAnother publication in the formof a political science monthly willmake its appearance on campus inabout ten days.Known as the “La Critique,” itwill be managed by the political sci¬ence club of the University, and edit¬ed by Paul Hogland, president ofthe political science club.True to its name the “La Critique” will run articles criticizing national,state and municipal politics, andmay even weigh judgment on campuspolitics. Books appearing in the fieldsof political science will be reviewed.Contributions will be acceptedfrom any student now attending theUniversity.For the first issues it will be dis¬tributed free, but latter on there willbe a charge of ten cents. Five Pianos FormBig InstrumentalNumber of FriarsFive pianos are to be used as afeature of “Plastered in Paris,” thisyear’s Blaekfriars’ production, inwhat is said to be one of the biggestinstrumental numbers the Friars haveever attempted.This number is to be a cabaretscene in a Montmarte cafe, and un¬usual musical effects are promised forit. Besides the pianos other instru¬ments are to be employed in thesame number, among them two ban¬jos and two saxophones. SpecialtyApache and Tango dances will be apart of the scene.1927 CAP AND GOWNTO APPEAR MAY 20IF PLANS SUCCEEDThe 1927 Cap and Gown will be onsale May 20, earlier than the year¬book has ever before been published,according to Dermott McGraw, busi¬ness manager. This date has beententatively set in the anticipation ofwork proceeding as’rapidly as it hasbeen thus far.Subscriptions are still on sale atthe check rooms of the Reynolds club,Ida Noyes, the Cap and Gown officeand by campus salespersons at $4.50.MICHELSON OFFERSGRADUATECOURSEFOR SUMMER STUDYProf. A. A. Michelson will be inresidence during the summer quar¬ter, offering a graduate course inphysical optics, it was announcedyesterday. This will be the first timefor many years that Prof. Michelsonhas been on the summer quarter’steaching staff. He will not be inresidence during the autumn quarterit is stated. This arrangement willgive many of the summer school stu¬dents who are not on the quadran¬gles during the rest of the year anopportunity to study under Prof.Michelson.“To Determinehow many angels,99says Zona Gale, “can dance on thepoint of a needle is no longer wortha scientist's while—and there are otheroccupations discarded as not lessfutile.”Zona Gale is one of America'p mostdistinguished writers and one of themiddle west’s most charming and bril¬liant personalities. Her “Miss LuluBett” and “Faint Perfume” have v.’onher a position among the five foremostwomen of letters of today.Miss Gale has written a pieceespecially for the Celebrities’ Number,and she has called it “Youth. Ad,3 10"The Daily Maroon Ash Trees Lose BeautyContest and Position onCampus to Elm FamilyPoems may not be as lovely astrees, but even dry prose has morebeauty than an ash tree. At leastthat is the opinion of Mr. H. F.Greenham, superintendent ofBudings and Grounds, who is re¬moving all the ash trees from cam¬pus and replacing them with elms.Twenty ash trees have been dugout, and fifty new elms are beingplanted. This explains the causeof the big holes that line the sidewalks of neighboring streets.Three thousand three hundreddollars will cover the expense ofputting in the trees on 59th streetbetween Ellis and Woodlawn av¬enues, and north from 59th streeton Ellis, Woodlawn and Universityavenues.REED APPOINTSHANDBOOK AIDSReich Named ExecutiveEditor, ’27-’28Assistants for the 1927-28 Hand¬book were selected yesterday byGeorge Reed, editor of the publica¬tion.Paul Reich was appointed execu¬tive editor: John Freeman, featureeditor; Allan King, organization edi¬tor; Leland Tolman, athletic editor;Ethel Brignall, woman’s editor; Mil-ton Peterson, business manager;Fred Robey, advertising; and Rich¬ard Parker, circulation editor.Although it will not come out un¬til the first week of September,work will start immediately. Hand¬books from colleges through thecountry are being studied in an ef¬fort to make the 1927-28 Handbookmore complete and useful than thosein past years.The staff requests that informa¬tion regarding new organizations orany addition information concerningexisting activities should be handedin at the Y. M. C. A. office as soonas possible.Alumnae Plan Teaand University Tourfor Oak Park HighSenior girls of the Oak Park highschool will be entertained by the OakPark Alumnae club at a tea Satur¬day at 3:30 in Ida Noyes hall. OakPark women attending the Univer¬sity have been invited.A tour of Ida Noyes hall and ofthe campus will be a part of the af¬ternoon’s program. According to anannual custom Oak Park teachers willpour at the tea.Federation SponsorsMeet Today at 12:45Federation sponsors will hold theirweekly meeting today at 12:45 inthe alumnae room of Ida Noyes hall,instead of at 1:45 as announced inThe Daily Maroon yesterday. Kath¬erine Rose, chairman of the organ¬ization, has urged the sponsors whowere recently installed to be pres¬ent as they will be introduced to thework to be conducted next year. CAMPUSLEADERSTO CONSIDER BIGFR0SHPR0BLEMSNext Year’s Frosh toHave Expert Aid in .Planning CareersCampus leaders will meet repre¬sentatives of all groups interested infreshmen in order to work out aunified plan for all freshman activ¬ities. The date for this conference onFreshmen has been set tentativelyas Thursday, May 5th.Arnold Johnson and Karl Hend-ricson have been appointed by theUndergraduate Council to investigatefreshman problems and report anydifficulties in the present system ofdealing with freshmen and suggestany new system which might be moreefficient than the present one.Suggest ChangeA change has been suggested whichwill be initiated through the mediumof the Green Cap club which has beenso effective in introducing freshmento campus spirit and custom. As be¬fore the freshmen will meet in thecircle daily at noon, but in additionthe freshmen will be divided intogroups of 25 or 30. Each of thesegroups will be under the directionof a faculty man and an upper-class¬man and will be known as interestgroups meeting some six or seventimes during the fall quarter. Thepurpose of these meetings is theorienting of the Freshmen withinthe University.Closer ContactsUnder this new arrangement inthe Green Cap club freshmen willbe brought into closer contact withupper classmen so that they may beadvised as to what student activitiesthey are most suited for and as tohow many activities they may becarried. Direction of freshman timewill eliminate the incongruities fre¬quently seen as the result of somefreshmen going out for more activ¬ities than it is possible to carry,Representatives of such major ac¬tivities as the Cap and Gown, theFreshman Council, Freshman Football, the Freshman Forum, the Y. M.C. A., Blaekfriars and the Daily Ma¬roon will be present at the meet¬ing. Suggestions for the better¬ment of freshman conditions, hand¬ed in to Arnold Johnson, Carl Hen-rickson or George Koehmwill be con¬sidered at the meeting.McDonough backAT SCHOOL; DROPSFROM BALL SQUADJohn McDonough will withdrawfrom the baseball squad, it was an¬nounced following his return onTuesday from the funeral services ofhis father in Yankton, S. D.No change has been made in hisplans for future study. Followinghis undergraduate work, McDonoughintends to enter the law school.Mr. McDonough, a retired real es¬tate man, who has been under doc¬tor’s care in Chicago for stomachtrouble, succumbed on April 21 to ageneral breakdown which, it is be¬liever by doctors was caused by thedeath of his wife last summer.Koessler Presents Experiments onAnaemia to City Medical SocietyDr. Karl Koessler, professor ofexperimental medicine, presentedthe finding of “vitamin A” to theChicago Society of Internal Medi¬cine, Tuesday evening. “Perniciousanaemia—that condition whicF re¬sults when the destruction of the redcorpuscles of the •blood proceeds sorapidly that new ones cannot beformed fast enough to keep the bal¬ance—may be made uj. of foods abounding in “vitamin A.” Dr. Koes¬sler has discovered this vitaminfrom experiments with white rats,clinical observations and treatmentwith patients.The results obtained from treat¬ment thirty patients have been mostencouraging though it is too early tosay if they are cured permanently.No relapses have as yet been ob¬served.1 itiitiMllittUfiftdkiftilUMtaad iiMtiMiiUSiKfliINtfiiiilialllHIflHBHIIIliiiMIliiftiii■■■ ^•Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 1927®3)t Bail? jtlaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ring*Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationWALTER G. WILLIAMSON MANAGING EDITORMILTON H. KRE1NES BUSINESS MANAGERJOHN P. HOWE CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL WOMEN’S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerNews Editor Fred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerAuditorA1 Widdifield News EditorWhistle EditorAssistant Office ManagerHubard LovewellJunior EditorBetty McGeeVictor Roterus ..._Robert Stern Assistant Sports Editor..Assistant Sports Editor...Assistant Sports EditorDay Editor Joseph KlitnzerRobert Fisher ...National Adv. ManagerSophomore AssistantDay EditorDay EditorDay EditorSophomore AssistantEllen Hartman Sophomore Editar Wallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantAN EXPERIMENT IN WORLD-FRIENDSHIPFOR SEVERAL MONTHS there has been going on, in andaround the University, a brilliantly successful experiment inworld-friendship. There has been so much empty talk aboutinternational peace and cooperation, that this very concrete andpractical application of the principles of inter-racial goodwillshould not pass unnoticed.In the weekly suppers of the International Association some220 students of all races have been gathering to know each otherand to like each other. From the very beginning these suppershave become the center of the social life of the foreign studentsof Chicago. Men and women from other lands have found asocial group where they have felt perfectly at their ease. Herethey could get together for social times and be sure that no onewould edge away from them because of their color or foreignaccent. There has been no high-brow exclusiveness about thisassociation—its doors have been open to all.The success of the experiment is largely due to the geniusof one man and his wife—Mr. and Mrs. B. W. Dickson. Theyhave been the ones to take interest in the foreign student, thatso neglected element of campus-life, and to do something forhim. Starting with small, informal suppers at their own home,they have gradually organized the International Association with500 members from twenty-seven different schools of Chicago.Their sincere friendliness has won them the respect and loveof the foreign students, who when they go back to their respectivecountries will carry with them something more definite about in¬ternational goodwill than merely fine phrases.FOR YARROW!THE EDITORS OF THE DAILY MAROON have received anopinion on the Yarrow controversy from one Elmer Whiffen.The editors reproduce the letter for one of two reasons: if it waswritten to be humorous it is good satire; if it was meant to beserious it is a clinching argument in favor of The Daily Maroon’sattitude. The letter follows:Editor, Daily Maroon,Sir:It has come to my attention that you are conducting a sym¬posium on the recent speech given by the Reverened Dr. Yarrowat the University. I was among the enthusiastic minority whosaw in his talk the revelation of the future mode of life whenevery man is a moral person and vice is but a memory of thepast. Dr. Yarrow outlined the best way to accomplish this state,namely, by the supression of erotic literature and the abolition ofwhiskey and the restriction of the freedom enjoyed by the sexes atthe present time. I heartily endorse the methods he uses in ac¬complishing his great and useful work and he should not slackenhis pace because a few college boys sneer at him.I believe that the University contributes to the moral degen¬eracy of the youth by promoting dances and shows such as theWashington Prom and the Blackfriars. These should not be al¬lowed to continue. The various dance halls in Chicago are allpitfalls and University students should not be permitted to patron¬ize them.What we need in this country are more men of the type thatRev. Yarrow so well represents. Instead of training missionariesfor China and Africa why could not some of the students hereget together and have little groups for the purpose of seriousstudy of the problems in the field? I know that many wouldappreciate it if the Daily Maroon would help the cause along.Yours truly,Elmer Whiffen. In BriefbyDexter W. MastersAlbert J. Beveridge, famed as astatesman, as an orator, as an au¬thor, died yesterday morning of heartdisease at his home in Indianapolis.His illness, which was short, snappedout his life suddenly just as Dr.Thayer of Johns Hopkins universityand Dr. Emerson of Indianapoliswere expressing hope that the form¬er senator would recover. In dyingSenator Beveridge left unfinishedwhat promised to be a master-pieceof biography and a parallel to his“Life of John Marshall,’’ his con-sumately complete “Life of AbrahamLincoln.*’A statesman, Mr. Beveridge waselected to the United States senateat the age of 37, re-elected in 1905at the age of 43, and revered by hiscontmporaries as “the boy orator.”His power in speaking was describedby his foremost rival and close friendSenator Watson, as approaching wit¬chery, and his first speech as a Sen¬ator, made to the scornful ears ofthe elder member, has passed intohistory as one of the most eloquentutterances ever delivered in the Sen¬ate chamber. His mastery of wordsin that speech electrified the nationat the time arid it is rememberedstill as the first great deliverance ofone of the country’s greatest orators.A£ an author, Mr. Beveridge wasknown throughout the English-speak¬ing world, most for his “Life of JohnMarshall” which stands as the biog¬raphy of the last decade, less forhis “State of the Nation,” his “WhatIs Back of the War,” his “Art ofPublic Speaking.’ Death has takenhim from his unfinished work onAbraham Lincoln, which promised tobe the crowning point of his life and,being such, one of the great biog-phies of all time. The manuscriptsfor the first two volumes, he hadpractically completed, the last tworemained almost untouched.The life of Albert Beveridge, wasone of hardships and untiring laborlabor that mastered them all, carry¬ing him to the foremost pinnacle ofsuccess. Equipped as he was with anone too rugged constitution, heworked ceaselessly during his youthas a plowboy ,a section hand, and ateamster. He entered De Pauw uni¬versity at the age of 19, and by win¬ning scholarships in philosophy, sci¬ence, scholarship and oratory, earnedenough to put himself through school,graduating at the age of 23. Poli¬tics, via the law office, immediatelyengaged him and, as an orator, hewas sought by both parties, finallyaligning himself with the Republican.Beveridge’s senatorial career last¬ed from 1899 through until 1911,when he ran for governor of Indianaand was defeated by Samuel Ralston.With the start of the Roosevelt pro¬gressive move, Mr. Beveridge switch¬ed over and became chairman ofthe progressive national conventionat Chicago in 1912. Following that,he dropped from activity in politicsfor ten years, devoting his time towriting and producing in the time,his justly famous biography of JohnMarshall. In 1922 he returned andwas defeated by Ralston again, al¬though he was considered to be thefavorite and lost because of a sud¬den Ku Klux Klan support of Rals¬ton. Oddly enough, it was the meth¬od of direct election in which theoryhe was a pioneer, that saw his de¬feat both times.Beveridge as a personality isworthy of the utmost emulation. Hislife was a continual driving towardswhat he thought was right and helet his personal interest and his ownadvancement play no part if theywere (!o be' fprwarded by the slight¬ est violation of what he consideredto be truthful and right. The pre¬eminent success which crowned hislife came not to a politician schem¬ing to catch the public eye but to aprofound thinker who saw throughmany of the artifices surroundinghim, and exposed them, who did sonot thi*ough pretended righteousnessbut because he could not do other¬wise, who is great and will be greatbecause he could not be otherwise.Statue of LincolnMade by Taft forChampaign CampusLorado Taft, non-resident profes¬sor of art at the University, willcomplete a bronze statue of Abra¬ham Lincoln to be placed on thecampus of the University of Illinoisby early summer, according to anannouncement made yesterday.The original plan of taking a claymodel to Urbana this spring forplacement has been abandoned, norwill the statue be completed by com¬mencement time, as has been ex¬pected. The place of erection has notbeen chosen as yet. Carle park, Crys¬tal park and the courthouse squareare being considered as possible lo¬cations.The statue is a gift of the lateMrs. t. O. Cunningham.The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL12«8 E. 63rd St. T«l. Hyde Park 308*Learn to dance correctly. Taka a fewprivate ieaadn*, day or evening. PrivateLady ar Gentleman Inatrnctara.lessons riven in a cloaed room. UNIVERSITY LUNCHD U • till*Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey A Chow MeinOur Specialty Press of AmericaStill Looking for‘Dirt’ on Colleges“Collegiate stuff” continues to bewanted by the newspapers. Football,college morals, the “revolt,” and,during the past few months, the “sui¬cide wave” still make good copy forthe daily papers.The latest efforts along this lineis a proposal for an internationalnewspaper service of student writ¬ers by the United Feature Syndicateof New. York, an organization ownedand operated by the United Press.As a starting point for this serv¬ice, the syndicate has sent out acall for student articles, not to ex¬ceed 500 words, “giving a direct, vi¬talized and intelligent cross-sectionof youthful thought and outlook.”Five or six of the most important andinteresting varticles so secured willbe organized into a weekly servicefor Saturday or Sunday publications.Thirty-three and one-third per centof the gross proceeds from the saleof the articles will go to the writ¬ers.Here are a few of the twelve sug¬gested topics: What Three Ameri¬cans Do You Consider as Havingthe Most Influence Upon the Thoughtof American Youth? Is Judge BenLindsey’s Companionate MarriageProposal a Remedy? Is ChristianityDestined to Endure? What is your| opinion about the statement thatthe revolt in China has rung thedeathknell of “White man’s vauntedsupremacy.” Is the United States be-; coming imperialistic? Are we oni the way to Rome? CLASSICISTS STAGECARD PARTY TO PAYDELEGATE EXPENSESEta Sigma Phi, honorary classicalsociety, is sponsoring a card partyFriday at eight o’clock in the sun-parlor of Ida Noyes. Bridge, 500,and bunco will be played and prizesand refreshments are announcedProceeds of the party are to Ik-used to help pay the expenses of thedelegates to the national conventionof Eta Sigma Phi at Athens, O.. inMay. Dr. Gertrude Smith will beone of the delegates.^TeTepair^fJoe^i^easonabTerates.University Shoe Repair939 E. 55th StHYDE PARK 4338Shoes Shined$2.00 UPWe carry a complete line of trunksand leather goods at reasonableprices.Hartman Trunk Store1117 E. 55th St.Tel. H. P. 0980IFF DO REPAIRINGForUniversity of Chicago MenNew style of Knit-Athletic Underwear, de¬signed by the Style Director of the Knit Un¬derwear Industry.A new suit with a distinct style appeal forcollege men. Built for comfort, easy to getinto — just two buttons on the shoulder in¬ stead of eight down the front. The “V"neck is edged with blue, buff or grey.Very light weight mercerized knitted fabricthat is especially comfortable for sports orcampus wear. , Elastic, absorbent, durable.Stretches without tearing.SPECIAL OFFERTo introduce this suit to University of Chicago men, a special price has been made ex¬clusively to The Daily Maroon. Made to sell at $1.25 to $1.50, the suit can be bought atthe introductory price of $1.00.*1«00 the suitOn sale atUniversity of Chicago Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVE.KNIT UNDERWEAR INDUSTRY395 Broadway, New York CityBaseball team loses to Illi¬nois, 12-3. (B=THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 1927 Tennismen have better luck,down N. U.NET TEAM BEATS PURPLE, 5-4; BALL NINE DROPS ANOTHERhudlin, placeOUTSTANDING INSEASON’S OPENERDoubles Win Gives MaroonsVictory by NarrowMarginWith the two top men, CaptainHudlin, and Bob Pace playingoutstanding and almost champion- |ship tennis, the net team won theirseasons first match from Northwest¬ern yesterday afternoon, 5 matchesto 4. The individuals on each teamseemed about evenly matched and atthe end of the singles play the scorewas tied with the six matches dividedevenly between the Maroons and thePurple. The Midway doubles com¬binations proved to be more effectivethan the Northwestern pairs, how¬ever and two wins by Place and Hud¬lin and Abbott and Marumota, to ithe one Wildcat win by Collins andHoward won the meet for theMaroons.At the last moment the team per- jsonnel was changed when Si Lesserwas withdrawn from the, Chicago ,line-up and Roque put in his place. 1Roque tyid previously been ineligible.The Maroon team appear strong inspite of the close score and all ofthe men played fine tennis. Only Ionce did the home team have to ex- !tend itself to win while in all of thedefeats the scores tell stories ofdose, hard-fought battles.The singles summaries: Hudlin, ;(C) beat Thiller N. U. 7-5, 6-1;Place, (C) beat Collins (N. U.) 6-2,6-2; Sherell (N. U.) beat Bennett(C), 7-5, 6-2; Howard (N. U.) beatRoque, (C), 7-5, 7-5; Martin (N. U.)beat Abbott (C), 0-6, 6-3, 7-5; Mar-umota, (C), beat Cook (N. U.) 6-3, '6-3. In the doubles: Place and Capt.Hudlin (C) won from Thiller andSherrell, (N. U.), 6-1, 6-2; Collinsand Howard (N. U.) won from Ben¬nett and Roque (C), 6-2, 6-1; Ab¬bott and Marumota (C) won fromCook and Martin, (N. U.) 6-2, 8-6. Fellinger, Rittenhouse To Pilot1928 Swim andUlini Drill CagersUnder New RulesFifty-six basketball aspirantshave answered the spring practicecall of Coach Ruby, Illinois coach.They- comprise the largest Illinisquad yet to work out on the downstate floor.Practice thus far has been lim¬ited to drills on shooting, andguarding, interspersed with a fewshort passes and legal dribbles.Craig Ruby finds some difficultywith the new rule, as most of theplayers are Inclined to the old,illegal style of basketball, anddribble all over the floor. Thechange in offense also necessitatesa change in defense, and many ofthe guards are inclined to do toomuch rushing.BORAH LOOMS ASPADDOCK RIVALU. of S. C. Sprint ChampApproaching WorldRecordsLos Angeles, Cal., April 25.—Chas.Borah, the sensational University ofSouthern California sprinter wasclocked by three watches in :09.5 inthe hundred yard dash here recent¬ly in the annual Pacific coast A. A.IT. meet. Three other watches caughthim in :09.6, which was the markhe was given, one tenth of a secondbehind the world’s record. Borah alsoran the 220 in :21.2.Kaer of Southern California ranthe low hurdles in :23.8 and Barnes,another U. S. C. star cleared 13 feet6 inches in pole vault. The Trojanone mile relay team composed ofLewis, Wallace, Sauers and Smithran a great 3:21.4 race. Water Polo TeamsEd. Fellinger, fancy diver, andHarry Rittenhouse, Jr., were electedto the captaincy of next year’sswimming and water polo teams.They will both be seniors. Felling¬er and Wilder, counted for manypoints in the dual meets by their div¬ing, although they did not get far inthe conference meet. Fellingershould, with this year’s valuable ex¬perience behind his back, prove tobe one of the mainstays of the team.Ritt#nhouse was one of the bestdefensive players on this season’schampionship water polo team. Hewas also an important cog in theswim team’s relay events.They are both members of PhiKappa Sigma.BURRUS, WISCONSINATHLETE ATTACKSCOLLEGE ATHLETICSJefferson D. Burrus, Jr., a foot¬ball and crew man of three years’experience, and Wisconsin’s Rhodesscholar, backed by the student bodyas represented by Union board, haswritten and published a critical es¬say on the present intercollegiateathletic system.Writing as one who for three yearshas been through the grind of prac¬ticing and playing Burrus points outfive specific faults in the presentsystem and makes six sugestions forimprovement. Burrus is the first stu¬dent-athlete to thus make an exhau-tive study of the problem, as faras can be ascertained.The essay entitled “The PresentIntercollegiate Athletic System,”has been printed on pamphlet formby Union board and will be distrib¬uted not only on the campus but inall the Big Ten universities, in highschools, and among newspapers andmagazines throughout the country.Lowell Frautschi, president ofUnion board ,and Burrus in issuingthe booklet stress the fact that itis not an especial indictment of theWisconsin system but of athleticprograms throughout the country.<JXCoi$ter LatherSmoother ShavesWILLIAMS Shaving Cream works upfast into a rich bulky lather simplysaturated with moisture. This super-moist,saturated lather soaks into the beardbristles until they are completely softened.That’s why there is no razor “pull withWilliams, why all blades seem sharper.Williams leaves th6 face glove-smooth. Twosizes, 35c and 50c. Badger Ball, Golf,Tennis Teams PlayMadison, Wis., April 27.—Wiscon¬sin will play her first Big Ten base¬ball game on foreign soil next Sat¬urday at Urbana when the Cardinalengages the Fighting Illini. Keen ri¬valry between Illinois %ind the Badg¬ers is expected to enkindle the char¬acter of the diamond battle.The Training School ForJewish Social WorkOffers a fifteen months’ courseof study in Jewish Family CaseWork, Child Care, CommunityCenters, Federations and HealthCenters.Several scholarships and fellow¬ships ranging from $250 to $1500are available for especially quali¬fied students.For information, addressThe DirectorThe Training School forJewish Social Workfit W. 91at St.. New Tork City.AN INVITATIONia extended to all Unhr«nit|rstudent* to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPWilliams Shaving Cream Delicious Ho me cooking at reason¬able Dries*.1449 S. 57th 6TRKBT MACS PLAY LIKECHAMPS TO BEATD. U. BALL TEAMDelta Chi’s Nipped ByPhi Kaps; TauSigs CopOne really good game, a bad one,and a so-so tilt featured the intra¬mural ball program yesterday. Inthe best battle of the season, theMacs downed the D. U. outfit in a10 inning contest, Tau Sigma Omi-cron overwhelmed Chi Psi’s 20 to 4,and the Phi Kaps upset Delta Chi13 to 4.Macs 6; Delta Upsilon 3In the closest game played thisseason the Macs finally smashed inthree runs in the tenth inning tocop the tilt. The losers by virtue ofSimon’s hit .tied the score 3 to 3 inthe seventh frame. A pitching mar¬athon took place with neither teamgaining an advantage. With two menon base ,the victors followed up theiradvantage to clout in the three tal¬lies which decided the result. Mc¬Dowell and Goodman, the opposinghurlers, were the stars of their re¬spective teams. Each struck out 16men, while Goodman allowed six hitsand McDowell handed the winnersseven clouts.Playing a tight game until the lastinning when the victors made nineruns, the Delta Chi team of six menbowed to the Phi Kap’s. Ridge andEbert made three runs apiece for thewinners. As a result Phi Kaps fin¬ished runners-up in the league.Tau Sigs In RiotPlaying good ball the Tau Sig’sdowned Chi Psi. Wolf pitche/1 goodball for the victors.FORTY SCHOOLS TOCOMPETE AT DRAKEDes Moines, la., April 27.—Ath¬letes from more than forty universi¬ties and colleges will gather hereFriday and Saturday for a new as¬sault on track l'ecords in the eight¬eenth annual Drake University relaygames. In recent years the localmeet has equalled the Penn games atPhiladelphia in importance and theentry lists for the coming meet showno slackening in nation-wide interestin the Des Moines classic.A few of the Big Ten individualstars will go to the eastern meet, butpractically all of the Conference re¬lay teams will be here to battle withthe Missouri valley teams and ath¬letes from distant sections.In the relay events, the sprintfields are better than usual. NotreDame, Kansas and Missouri appearto be the class of the 440 yard race.** A. D. P., Tekes,Phi Delts WinIn I-M TennisNelson and Baker, Alpha Delts,nosed out the Psi U team of Sheldonand McDowell in the feature matchof yesterday’s I-M tennis matches.The winners captured a hard-foughtfirst set 8-6 but Sheldon and Mc¬Dowell came back strong to win thesecond 6-3 and take a 5-1 lead inthe third set. Nelson and Bakerthen took five games in successionand finally won the match 8-6, 3-6,9-7.The Phi Delts beat the Tau Deltswhen Calohan and Allison took ahard-hitting match from Novick andSzold 6-4, 6-0. Herbert and Egganof the Tekes won from Wilson andTobin of the Burtons 6-4, 6-4, in amatch postponed from Monday.alumnTacceptSWIM INVITATIONWomen’* Honor Team Swim*For VarsityFour Alumnae swimmers, PegBrew, Izzy Gorgas, Buffy Hull andEllen Le Count, have accepted aninvitation to participate in the an¬nual Honor-Alumnae Swimmingmeet which is scheduled for the eve¬ning of May 6 in the pool at IdaNoyes hall. At least five others ofthe number invited are expected toaccept in the near future.Brew, Gorgas and Hull were mem¬bers of last year’s senior team whichswam and dove to a close second inthe interclass tournament. Brew andHull specialize in the form eventswhile Gorgas holds the pool recordsin the 20 yard back stroke and the20 and 40 yard free style races. Shealso is in the habit of winning theplunge. Ellen Le Count excels indiving and all other form events.With at least three of last year’sundergraduate stars, and Ellen LeCount, swimming for the Alums nextweek, the Honor team will needmore than rather weakly establishedprecedent to insure their winning.Ethel Brignall, who will probablydive for the undergraduates, oughtto win over Le Count by a skinnymargin. She will probably get a firstin the crawl for form also and Car-only Teetzel is scheduled to win thebreast stroke for speed. As for thethe other events—it looks as thoughthe Alums will get a string of firstsin them. As things now stand prece¬dent and lack of practice are theonly things against the older girls.Stacked up against their skill thatdoesn’t amount to much.Washington Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVENUECapital and Surplus, $1,000,000.00Resources Over $13,000,000.00This bank is authorized to act as executor, administrator, guardian, trustee,or in any other trust capacity.MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEMREGULAR MEMBER CHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONOFFICERSISAAC N. POWELL, President V. R. ANDERSON, CashierWM. A. MOULTON, Vice-Pres. ERNEST R. SMITH, Asst. CashierC A. EDMONDS, Vice-Pres. HOMER E. REID, Asst. CashierB. G. GRAFF, Vice-Pres. D. F. McDONALD, Asst. CashierA. G. FIEDLER. AuditorC S. MACAULAY, Trust Officer STELLAR ILLINININE SHUTS OUTLOCAL BALLMENStewart Holds Maroons Run¬less Till Final FrameScore 12-3Chicago lost its second conferenceball game of the year yesterday af¬ternoon when their invasion down-state proved a disastrous undertak¬ing, the crack Illinois nine turningthem back home with the wrong endof a 12 to 3 score. It was the thirdstraight win for the Illini who haveengaged Purdue, Iowa, and the localssince last Saturday.Last Iinning RallyThe running score of the game al¬most tells the doleful tale. It waslike this: Chicago 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3;Illinois -3-(M-0-2-5-0-l-x. Stewart,the Sucker pitching ace, wreakedsweet revenge for that fourteen-inn¬ing battle which he barely lost herelast year. Up until the Maroon rallyin the final inning, only one single,by Gordon, was allowed by the vet¬eran hurler. This rally was thewhole show for the Crisler men con¬sisting of five hits, three of whichbrought in the lone Maroon tallies.Finn of the winners played a bril¬liant game both at bat and in thefield making eleven catch-outs with¬out an error. His team-mates rival¬led him at bat, however, hittingMacklind and Kaplan with frequencyand sewing up the old ball game inthe sixth frame with no less thanfive runs.IllinoisABFinn, ss 5Dorn, If 2Dalbeck, If . . . 1Gundlack, lb . 2Hoffman, rf . . 4Bryden, 2b ... 1Paul, 3b 3Sweeney, cf . . 1Grum, c 4Kusinski, c . . . 2Rafford, c .... 0Stewart, p . . . 433 (12)R H PO A2 3 5 610 103 10 01 2 12 00 10 00 0 0 012 11110 0114 10 0 2 41*0 0 00 10 112 12 25 13Price, lbMacklind, IfMcConnel, ssAnderson, 2bBrignall, 3bGordon, rf .Hoerger, cfWebster, cDrabinsky, IfKaplan, p . .Chicago (3)3 0 0. . 4 1. 4 1. 4 0. . 3 1. . 4 0. . .4 0. . .4 0. .2 0. . .2 036 3 0 9 01 1 11 3 30 2 11 1 31 4 11 2 11 1 10 0 10 106 15 12Errors: Paul, Brignall, Hoerger.Strike-outs: Stewart (2), Kaplan(2). Kaplan ’(2). Base on balls:Stewart (2), Kaplan (3), Macklind(3). Two-base hit: Brignall, Sween¬ey.w4NO tHt BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOf Prq^ram EvenjSunday & ThursdayFAMjAINMATINF1S DAILY AIHILUn30 cPage FourCAMPUS ANTHOLOGYThe FratWe are a fraternity of long stand¬ing on campus—We choose men carefully for their jcharacter, family,And scholarship.. .providing theirgrades were high enoughTo get them into school; provid¬ing they haven’t eczema; providingtheir fathers are not too notoriousfor bootlegging; proxdding they arewilling to be pledged.We take a man for himself, notfor his money. All bills unpaid atthe end of the month are automati¬cally increased two percent. Thetreasurer will report all delinquentmembers at meeting.We have ideals of love and toler¬ance in the bonds of brotherhood . . .“Keep away from that woman, youfathead, or I’ll knock your eye out.”“Aw, buy your own cigarettes” . . .“Sorry, but my dance program isall filled.”We all are gentlemen. Vulgarity,profanity, or blaspheyny is scorned.You godam right it is.There is no drinking in the house.And the boys stick their heads outof the ivindows.AFTER examining the Daily Ma¬roon editorial platform and readingyesterday’s attack against Convoca¬tion exercises, we are more than everconvinced that what this campusneeds is a new post-office! While, ofcourse, the obvious retort to the mal¬contents who claim that the busi¬ness of graduation is artificial, hol¬low and uninteresting can be basedon the sensuous, sentimental idea ofreceiving an official farewell fromthe Alma Mater, we would ratherpoint out to them the exhilaratingsensation of being called before theUniversity officers without havingto worry about an alibi!WHY?Rest your head on my shoulder—How could I resist, the charmsOf such a wonderful womanWhen she’s snuggled in my arms—What better love could man wantBe it false or trueThan the lazy love of brown eyesWhen they’re gazing up at you.They cast a spell like an opiateAnd make you forget the pastOr build idle dreams of the futureThat are much too good to last—When you’ve builded a hundred cas¬tlesThen—on purpose—or by chance?—Your date just has to spoil it allBy wanting to finish the dance!—The SerpentThe Hey, Hey Business AttractsCountry Boys!Dear Sir:Yesterday the Maroon reportedthat “Glenn Frank Wants CollegesShaken Up.” Ye Gods! If people lis¬ten to him we never will get rid ofthat Black Bottom atrocity!—GertrudeNOW they are going to appointa committee to rush the high schoolstudents who come here to competefor University scholarships. As hasbeen generally noticed, however,these activities never do us muchgood. True, John McDonough wasconscripted through the basketballmeets. But, look, they almost hadto break his neck to do it!May 1 Have the Next Dance?Sir:I love him! Oh, how I love him! Ithink of him in the long eveningsCOWHEY’SBILLIARD ROOM55th St. at EQit Ave.□ □A Place of Recreation, With aComplete Line for theSmoker.□ □PIPES — TOBACCO — CIGARETTESMAGAZINES — ICE CREAM□ □The Best You Can Do Is TryOur Malted Milks. THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 1927Students Show ArtIn Postage StampsThe artistic tendencies of Uni¬versity of Kansas students are fullyexemplified in the letters they writeand the envelopes they address, ac¬cording to C. B. Hosford, postmasterat Lawrence, Kansas. Many of theletters are beautifully or cleverly il¬lustrated with sketchings of everyday scenes on the campus,1 class roomincidents and humorous incidents ingeneral.The various styles of stamp ar¬rangement used by many students areinteresting to note. One devoted fel¬low buys one-half cent stamps forspecial delivery purpose and ar¬ranges them like a picture framearound the edge of the envelope,crowding the address in the limitedspace left in the center. CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Lady’s blue silk umbrellaMonday evening in Mandel hall. Re¬turn to U. of C. Bookstore.LOST—Five dollar bill in or nearMandel Monday evening. Return toHarper M 10.JEWISH STUDENTS — Desiringstrictly Kosher Meals, call Fairfax10318. Will furnish reliable refer¬ences. ern conveniences, private porches,adjoining campus. Reasonable rent.5519 Kimbark Avenue.FOR RENT—Nice light room forone or two boys. 1403 E. 60th St.,Apt. D.twhen I sit all alone on the big sofawhere we sat, once. I think of himwhen I walk alone under the pale,wan moon, lonely, so utterly lonely.And still more do I think of him andwant him when I close my eyes and,in my dreams, feel his kisses . . . .cool . . then burningly passionate onmy lips, and his caresses—roamingfingers, nervous hands that strokedmy hair, my. cheeks, my throat,while he kissed me . . . and kissedme . . .—La Reve FOR SALE—Book case, flat top oakdesk. Household articles, etc. Hirch,7429 Luella Ave., South Shore 8091.FOR SALE—Today at a sacrifice:Household furniture, bookcases,China and glassware, pictures, rugs,victrola and records, bric-a-brac, etc.Prof. C. F. Castle, 5715 KenwoodAvenue, apt. 3, Phone Hyde Park5133.FOR RENT—A beautiful 6-roomapartment. Outside rooms. All mod-“SO, Tarzan,” says his creator, Ed¬gar Rice Burroughs, “is purely theproduct of my imagination. I do notbelieve that any human infant orchild unprotected by adults of itsown species, could survive a fort¬night in such an African environ¬ment as I describe.” MR. YARROW!Mr. Yarrow, G’wan quick! Tell himabout the Sunset.—TERRIBLE TURKRogers PermanentWave Shop1120 E. 55th St.Price ListLANOIL $10CIRCULINE $10KEEN’S STEAM OIL $10EUGENE OIL $12Marcelling. Shampooing,Facials, Specialists in HairDyeing. REGAL DirectUniversity Servicefrom Coast to CoastCome in and look over thenew Regal line of specialcollege models. They arerecognized as the standardof style and value fromcoast to coast.The Shoe illustrated is theEli—an English Brogue inGenuine Imported TanHeather Grain. The singlehole perforations are a newstyle Feature—also inBlack.The new “RESCO” FittingService used exclusively.REGALSHOESOn DisplayAt Fraternities—By KennethLoemkor and Regal Storeat 119 S. 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