4 '■>#■% yds i“Arty” Scotttakes plunge intomatrimonial sea. Friars picturewill be taken atLexington 5 At 1o’clock today.Vol. 27. No. 92. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MARCH 10, 1927WH/tf OF JOHNSON, VON AMMON ELECTED TO COUNCILn?t SOCIAL PROGRAM Boynton,V&orgMprgenstem TO PEP ANNUALI hoar that “meutzes” are cominginto their own in the Eastern col¬leges, and the idea of them seemsgood enough to be sufficient causefor a general call for their adoptionin these parts. The meutze, as youmay or may not know, is a tricksort of cap effect first used by thebeer-drinking boys of the frats, orcorps, over at Heidelburg. (Yes, Mr.Kelly, in Germany). The meutzes,of course, were of varying colors,according to the organizations thedifferent fellows belonged to. Onecrowd may have had black and redones; another, blue and gold meutzes.The idea, as I say, has been taken upin the East. College boys who arefraternity men and proud of it wearthe meutze of their organization,with the old colors there to distin¬guish them from the rest of the herd.It’s not such a bad idea as it maysound, when one recalls what sinshave been committed in the name ofberets and other such eccentric top-knot coverers.• • * *The meutze idea is not a partic¬ularly new thought. At a good manycolleges the senior societies or se¬cret honor groups have blossomedout in hats of one kind of another,so that none of the brothers mightgo unrecognized by the mob as asomebody of one sort or another.At Penn, for instance, the two seniorsocieties have their distinguishinghats, and the Sphinx Club, the broth¬erhood of Big Men at Indiana, hasits beanpiece. Also, I am told, it isthe thing at Cornell for winners ofthe varsity letter to go around withlittle black caps with a “C” emblaz¬oned on the front, instead of wear¬ing the usual letter sweaters. If themeutze were taken up here, the cam¬pus would not only become a some¬what more colorful place, but any¬body could tell how anybody else“rated” (as we say, in our perniciouscaste jargon of the frat-clubs) in¬stantly, instead of having to wait fora favorable wind to blow back thecoat and expose the insignia under¬neath. Both of these things, whilethey will hardly affect the businessof the world in going around, aremore or less desirable. Hence, the-argument (sach as it is) for themeutze.* * * *The Phoenix Old Bird, after roost¬ing for a month on its egg, has comeup with a surprise that must havejarred the Old Bird herself quite asmuch as anyone else. For when theOld Bird’s egg hatched out, theproud mama discovered that insteadof producing a regulation little Phoe¬nix, as the accepted thing, the fuz¬zy chick that popped out was a sortof hybrid creature, going under the*ame of the Literary Phoenix. Andnow’ that the act is done, the Oldbird doesn’t regret the way thingsturned out so much after all. Forthe hybrid isn’t a bad thing to havegiven birth to. Indeed, reflectionconvinces the Old Bird that there’sno cause for feeling shame over nothaving come up with an orthodox off¬spring, but that pride, rather, is thesensation the ancient fowl has aright to feel. For, as a literary en¬deavor, the current Phoenix makesa pretty fair stab out. True, muchthumbed over term papers had to beresurrected in certain instances toget stuff that was sufficiently “lit¬erary” in the opinion of the editorsto qualify. But the stuff’s all prettyiair. How the Literary Phoenix goes0Ver today will largely determinewhether the idea of coming out nowand then with something that isn’tliteral “college comic” material willbe continued in the future. It mayalso give a line on whether there isany reason for breathing life intothe dead and buried Circle again. Inany event, it’s an interesting experi¬ment. CAGE TOURNEYSend; Bids To Texas andAlabama Prep CageTeams Kendall—Charity HeadsThe players who will participatein the Ninth Annual National Bas¬ketball Interscholastic to be heldhere from March 29 to April 2 areto have more and better entertain¬ment during their stay then ever be¬fore, according to Robert MacGregor,chairman of the entertainment com¬mittee.In addition to the regular roundof tours, visits and dinners the Pic¬cadilly, the Tower and the Tivolitheatres will be open to them, JohnMcDonough, student manager, an¬nounced yesterday.Send More BidsTwo more invitations were sentout by Manager Crisler yesterday,to the winners of the Texas and Ala¬bama state championships held lastweek. One went to Athens, Texas,which defeated Denton in a closefinal round battle and, incidentally,scored the upset of the tournament.The other was given to WoodlawnHigh school at Birmingham, Ala¬bama.The total list of invitations thusfar issued is six with the rest beingwithheld until the various state cham¬pionships are run off. Mr. Crislerexpects about the same number en-(Continued on page 2) Lovett Reads at’Salon de Refuse’Young ’’literati” round aboutChicago heard their rejected man¬uscripts read by Prof. RobertMorse Lovett, Tuesday evening atthe Old Relic House—paramourof the Chicago Fire days at NorthClark street.Although Prof. Lovett did notuncover the chef d’oeure of anyslumbering genius, the group offifty “literati” were furnishedwith a great deal of amusementa la the stub pen aberrations. Asuper-sophisticated piece of what-have-you by Mr. Samuel Putnamwas the “gem” of the evening. Council SelectsFive SettlementDrive ChairmenCRIME IS NOT ONINCREASE-ABBOTGraduate Dean and Prof.Dodd Address ConfabRECORDER RAMBLESACROSS CONTINENTRemainder of Tour To BeSpent In FranceWalter A. Payne, Universityrecorder and examiner, is now spend¬ing a three months’ vacation in Eu¬rope. He is accompanied by his wife.Mr. Payne sailed from New Yorkon Feb. 23 and will return on May23.Arriving at Casa Blanca, on thecoast of Africa, the Paynes went toItaly, where they will spend twomonths. The remainder of their va¬cation will be taken in travelingabout in France.Mr. Payne, after his rest abroad,will resume his work immediately onhis return to Chicago. His office isin charge of his assistants, Mr. RoyW. Bixler and Mr. George R. Moon,until his return. “In spite of all the hulaboo aboutthe present day crime conditions, itis an absolute fact that seriouscrimes-felonies, have not been in¬creasing in the past ten years, al¬though there has been an increasein minor offenses-misdemeanors.”This surprising statement was thekeynote of an address by Miss EdithAbbot, dean of the Graduate Schoolof Social Service, to the crime con¬ference held at the LaSalle HotelTuesday afternoon. Miss Abbot’ssubject was “Crime and Its Cost tothe Community.”On Wednesday, William E. Dodd,professor of the History department,addressed the same conference on“Causes for the Prevalence ofCrime.” According to Prof. Dodd,the fundamental theory of crime is“Where crime is common, crimegrows.” This theory explains thepresent extreme crime situation inChicago, Mr. Dodd added.Prof. Dodd is an authority on thehistory of the American South and haspublished a volume on the subject. Theaddresses were part of a series deliveredbefore the Crime Commission. Frances Kendall and Holmes Boyn¬ton have been selected by the Un¬dergraduate council as general co-chairmen of next year’s SettlementDrive. Harry Hagey and a girl who isyet to be appointed will be co-chair¬men of the finance committee. El¬len Hartman and Russell Whitneyhave jointly been placed in chargeof Settlement Night itself.The two general chairmen fornext year were finance leaders ofthis year's campaign, while HarryHagey was the leading finance sub¬chairman in the last drive, his teamhaving lead in the amount of moneyturned in. This selection is made ac¬cording to precedent, it being cus¬tomary for the preceding financechairmen, if they do good work, tobe general chairmen for the nextyear and for the leader of the win¬ning team to be the next financechairman.Esther Cook and Parker Hall as set¬tlement chairmen for the current year,raised the largest sum that has beertreached in any year to date. Five thou¬sand dollars is usually the approximatjeSettlement Drive god. This year's teamfell short of the quota by only a fewhundred dollars. ‘Artie’ Scott To' Take Fatal StepDr. Professor Arthur PearsonScott of the History department,will be married Saturday, March19 to Miss Katherine E. Otis ofBarrington, Illinois.Following a springs and sum¬mer season spent at their estatenear Barrington, Mr. and Mrs.Scott will journey to the NearEast, visiting Japan, China, anlIndia. They plan to return Jan¬aary 1.Dr. Scott has received degreesrom Princeton university, theJniversity of Chicago, and Chi-ago Theological Seminary.Inaugurate VesperServices of MusicProfessor Arthur Lunn, of theMathematics department, will playat an Organ Vesper service today at5 in the Joseph Bond Chapel. Thisis one of a series of organ vespersgiven under the auspices of the Di¬vinity school in order to give stu¬dents a place to rest and hear music.The selections played today will befrom Bach. W. Ghere, ’24, NowActing at GoodmanMemorial TheatreWill Ghere, 24, is taking the roleof Sir Andre Aguecheek in Shakes¬peare’s “Twelfth Night” now playingat the Goodman Theatre, where hehas been working since December.As an undergraduate Ghere wasactive in Blackfriars, the Dramaticassociation, Poetry club, Tower Play¬ers, and a member pf Lambda ChiAlpha fraternity.In January 1925, he appeared in“Uncle Tom’s Cabin” at the Punchand Judy in New York City. Atpresent he is rehearsing a new playentitled “Patty,” by Muriel Brown,which is to be presented soon at theGoodman theatre.Recover Comet Pons—Winneke atYerkes, Van Biesbrock AnnouncesGeorges Van Biesbrock, professorof practical astronomy at the Yerkesobservatory of the University, is thefirst to announce the recovery ®fComet Pons-Winneke.It was found on plates taken inthe morning hours of March 3, withthe 24-inch reflector, long exposuresbeing required to bring out the ob-jaot Measurements on the plates showshow that the comet will come to itsminimum distance to the sun a halfa day later than was predicted, andat its closest approach to the earthon June 2 will be somewhat lessthan four million miles away. CometPons-Winnecke is one of the fam¬ily of periodic comets known to re¬volve around the sun. CLAIM INSTITUTIONSDEVELOP CRIMINALSEx-Warden of Sing-Sing Tellsof Work“There is no substitute whateverfor individual examination arid in¬dividual study in the treatment ofcriminals,” declared George Wash¬ington Kirchewey, ex-dean of Colum¬bia Law school and ex-warden ofSing-Sing prison in an address on“Warfare Against Crime—PresentTendencies,” yesterday afternoon ihClassics 10.Mi*. Kirchewey attacked institu¬tions as breeders of criminals andrelated stories from his own experi¬ence that he claimed, proved conclud-sively that many criminals receivedtheir thug training in institutions.He told of a survey taken in Sing-Sing prison, in which several hundredprisoners indicated that they had re¬ceived much of their early trainingfrom institutions. According to Mr.Kirchewey’s figures, more than 8bper cent of all criminals are underthirty years old and fifty-five petcent are under twenty-five.— THREE AT TOP INBRIDGEJOURNEYPhi Psis, Phi Sigs, KappaSigmas LeadThe intramural bridge tournamentwhich is being conducted by GeorgeDygert and Stan Fried is at thisstage as far from showing any onesuperior team as at the start. Thusfar Phi Psi has won two games, andthe Phi Sig and Kappa Sig teamshave the same record. Of the three,the Phi Sig combination seems to bethe best, the directors stated yester¬day.Phi Gam Won Its One GameA large cup is being offered tothe winning team, to be decidedthroughout the rest of the tourna¬ment. According to Dygert, thematches must be run off as promptlyas possible after they are scheduled,and the scores turned in immediatelyeither to Dygert or Fried. The sched¬ules may be obtained from Fried atthe Phi Sigma Delta house.The afternoon sessions have all theelegance of a Saturday afternon tea par¬ty, the bridge players assert and theGreeks^ put forth not only good bridgeplayers for the game, but also the“smooth” men in the house. JUNIOR POSITIONSARE ALSO VOTEDTO KINGAND LOWMen Vie For Presidency;Women Compete ForSecretaryELECTION RESULTSMenArnold JohnsonFred von AmmonWomenHelen KingDorothy LowSPANISH ART REVUE I“Early Spanish Churches and thfeirMural Decorations” will be dilcusaedby Professor Joseph Pijoan of tfheArt department, Monday at 8 in Ha-rer M 11, under the auspices of tileRenaissance society.The society is planning a series oflectures concerning the new chapelnow being constructed on the cornerof 59th and Woodlawn Avenufe, ahdplans to interpret it by this meais.This lecture, as the first of these, isof particular interest because it' isgiven by a Spanish scholar.Professor Pijoan is also deliveringthe Scammon series of lectures on“Early Spanish Art” at the ArtInstitute, tracing the course of artfrom the vear 2.000 R C Press and HaskellExhibit New Books;Antiques at Field’sUniting efforts in a display ofmodern books and related pre-his-toric relics, the University press andHaskell Museum will cooperate in a“Publicity week” exhibition to beplaced on display Monday in thebook section of Marshall Field andCo.The exhibit will center around re¬cent books published by the Univer¬sity press, augmented by six casesof relics from Haskell, illustratingthe progress of writing from theearliest known times. Primitive al¬phabets, ancient languages, and earlystone records will be among the itemsshown. Arnold Johnson, Fred von Am¬mon, Helen King, and Dorothy Lowwere elected by the Junior class torepresent the third-year students onthe Undergraduate council.A comparativly light vote wascast considering the number eligible.By their election, von Ammon andJohnson became rivals for the presi¬dency at next year’s council. HelenKing will oppose Dorothy Low forthe position of secretary.Johnson LeadsOn the first ballot, Arnold John¬son secured a lead which he held allthrough the count. Edgar Koretzwas dropped on this ballot. The restof the men were eliminated one oneach ballot. Robert Madison wasdropped on the second, Robert Mas¬sey on the third, James Flexner onthe fourth, Jack Cusack on the fifth,William Heitman on the sixth andCarl Henricksen on the seventh,leaving Johnson and von Ammon asthe winners.Although Johnson was neverthreatened in his lead, it was notuntil the sixth ballot that von Am¬mon passed his rivals, he havingtrailed on the first counts. Johnson’slead dwindled considerably as thefinal votes were tabulated, but atHelen King and Dorothy Lowhad the women’s ballots verynearly their own way, exceptin the early voting when RuthGeisman led Dorothy Low by a nar¬row margin. The race between thelatter two was rather close clear upto the last. Helen King led her op¬ponents by nearly double their voteson the first ballot and increased herlead steadily.Lillie, Zoologist,Returns to CampusDr. Frank R. Lillie, head of thedepartment of zoology, will returnto campus the first of April after athree months’ vacation trip in Hon¬olulu. Dr. Lillie is accompanied byhis wife, who recently loaned AndreDerain’s “The Last Supper” to theUniversity.There Ain *t No Flies on Kerwin’sSmoking, National ConventionAmid cheers and shoiits and aheavy maze of smoke ,the mimic na¬tional nominating convention stagedby members of three of Dr. Kerwin’spolitical science classes opened trueto form yesterday in Reynolds thea¬tre with a rousing key note addressdalivaroH hv William Taylor The convention, which is non-parti¬san, will continue until a candidatefor the presidency is selected.Eh*. Jerome Kerwin explains thatthe classes will more easily be ableto acquaint themselves with the rou¬tine of a presidential convention inthir pleasant way.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 10, 1927iatlg iHarmntFOUNDED IN 1901CHE OFFICIAL 8TUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,(Tlnter and Spring Quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:13.00 per year: by mail. $1,00 per year extra. Single copies, fire cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Post office, Chicago, Illinois, March 11ISO*, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materia)appearing In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL »5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office.Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Prone AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing RditoTMilton H. Kxeines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stonejeorge GruakinCom Stephenson'Jeorge Jones..George L. KoehnAl Widdifleld — News EditorNewa EditorMadge Child.Roselle F. MossSetty McGeeRobert SternVictor RoterusLeonard Bridges ....Assistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports Editortf. J. GreenMilton Mayer«»eorge Morgenstern.. Day Editor BUSINE8S DEPARTMENTisatnryn cSandmerer..Harriett Harris ..Sophomore Editor.Sophomore Editor Charles J. HarrisEldred L. NeubauerFred KretschmerRobert Massey ..Advertising Manage?Advertising Manager... Circulation Manage*AuditorStittFisher.. AssistantAssistantKlein _.... AssistantFulrath. Sopnouaore AssistantJosephJack McBrady.....Wallace Nelson Sophomore Assistant....Sophomore Ass is tax**THE LITERATE PHOENIX SOCIAL PROGRAMTO PEP ANNUALCAGE TOURNEY(Continued from page 1)tered as last year, when forty par¬ticipated.The Interscholastic this year will be the ninth of such affairs held at theUniversity of Chicago for high schoolbasketball teams of national reputation.Amos Alonzo Stagg inaugurated the af¬fair and has acted as host to all partici¬pating aggregations.AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREET UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty50c WAVESSaturday 75cLICENSED OPERATORSKENNEDY SHOPS1455 E. 63rd StDorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Plaza 1060-10615226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408THE IDEAL PLACE FOR A QUIET LUNCHEON ORDINNER DATEVNIVERNTY5725 Kenwood Ave. TEA*HOVJE~Student Managed Why Razors SeemSharper with WilliamsWHEN you lather up with Williams ShavingCream you do a real job of beard-softening.For Williams lather is saturated with moisture —moisture which soaks the stubble so soft that razorsjust glide through. That’s why there’s no razor“pull”with Williams, why all razors seem sharper. In 35cand 50c tubes at all dealers.Williams Shaving CreamSINCE we came to the University the Old Bird, Phoenix, hasdisplayed many tricks. Last year he, or she, see editorialpage of the latest edition, assimilated the Circle, and we hopedfor a real expression of the enflamed undergraduate soul. Thathope was of course short-lived. In the last few months the mag¬azine has been strenuously sophisticated, a sort of monthly chron¬icle of the activities of those campsu rounders who have heard ofCulture. But the mood seems to have passed, for this time the OldBird furnishes us with something more unique than the he-and-she jokes and cracks about bad gin, which characterize most col¬lege magazines.It is pleasant to see something of the quality of this month’sPhoenix produced on the campus. Thanks to College Humor andits imitators, the public is beginning to think that angular andthoroughly inane caricatures, decrepit jokes, and drawings ofthings called “coeds” are typical of student publications. Ofcourse, this is absurd. And as the conception is common, we areglad to see the Old Bird dust off his, or her, wings, grasp a sword,and lead a crusade against it.WITH THE COMING OF SPRINGTHE building program of the University is such as to inspirein the stranger a deep sense of admiration, in the student apardonable feeling of pride. It is excellent. We whole-heartedlyadvocate a continuance of erecting these buildings. But let uspause, let us consider, let us look to the future in other directions.Last year when the spade was applied to make way for thenew medical group, tw'elve good tennis courts disappeared, andmade even less the entirely inadequate facilities for this mostpopular of American games, and one of the most beneficial to thecollege student Last year there were more reservations for courtsthan ever before. This year ten more courts are doomed to go.All of this is, of course, a rapid survey of the lamentable state atthe University of the best possible game to provide recreationto the student.The inference of the survey is that something ought to bedone about the lack of tennis courts and it ought to be done atleast within the life of some of the present students. Take awaythe courts and what have we left in the way of recreation thatis within reach? Nothing.SALON de REFUSENOT limiting his literary interests to the confines of the Uni¬versity campus, Prof. Robert Morse Lovett seems to haveexpressed the professorial ideal by his concern in what youngwriters around and about Chicago are doing. The literateur is al¬ways seeking to find a new masterpiece,” said Prof. Lovett at arecent salon de refuse where rejected manuscripts were read ata public audience. Although at this meeting no scintillating chefd’ oeuvre was uncovered, a good bit of information was handedout to those who have cast their lots at the feet of bleeding stubpens. POSTERS PRINTEDat John Monroe’s Print ShopTHE PALOS PRESS909 East 57th StreetTelephone Fairfax 10071Houi-b : 10-12 a m.; 2-4 p. m.The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.DRESS SUITRENTAL CO.TUXEDOS< Collegiate Models)Perfect Fit GuaranteedRoom 310 CapitolBldg.3rd Floor.Randolph 3776State & RandolphRogers PermanentWave Shop1120 E. 55th St.Price ListLANOIL $10CIRCULINE ... ....$10KEEN’S STEAM OIL $10EUGENE OIL $12Marcelling. Shampooing,Facials, Specialists in Hair!l";Dyeing.TOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONE(9^0J2Ajjrru(®AAjCAjajcVAUDEVILLE^4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOf Program EverySunday fit ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY”"'JUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENING I’ve gota half-nelson• *on j lmmy-pipe joyLI TOOK P. A. for better or worse • . . andfound it better! Better than anything I hadever smoked. That’s my story and I’m goingto stick to it. When siren-brands try to flirt, Ijust give them the Frigidstaire. I know what Ilike in a pipe, and what I like is Prince Albert!The instant you break the seal on the tidy redtin and get that wonderful fragrance of realtobacco, you know you are in for a pipe-treat.Your mouth fairly waters for a taste of tobaccothat smells as good as that. Then you load upand light up—ah! . . .Cool. Sweet. Fragrant. Old words, I’ll ad¬mit, but you get a brand-new idea of how muchthey can mean in a pipe-bowl packed with P. A.Maybe you’ve always thought such pipe-plea-sure was "just around the corner.” Try a loadof Prince Albert and turn that corner!i>RINEE ALBERT—no other tobacco is like it! P. A. it sold everywhere hitidy red (ini, pound and half-pound tin humidors, andpound crystsU-glass humidorswith sponge-moistener top.And always with every hitof bite and parch removed bythe Prince Albert process.019Com]1927, R. J. Reynolds Tobaccopany, Winston-Salem, N. C.i fm mil iiiiifi MiiliiAtlMaroonMarch 10, 1927 Crisler optimisticconcerning this year’sbaseball prospect*.BASEBALL MEN IN FIRST OUTDOOR DRILLSTEIN SELECTS ALL I-M CAGE TEAMStitle meet drawsTWO HUNDRED MENDavidson To Try For All-Around ChampionshipThe feature of the ConferenceFencing, Gymnastic and WrestlingMeet, which is to take place Fridayand Saturday, is the gathering ofmedal awards to the 1909 ChicagoGym team, the first championshipMaroon Gymnastic aggregation, ata reunion of old acrobats which willtake place at six o’clock. There willalso be a coach’s luncheon Saturdaynoon.Two hundred athletes are to com¬pete in the Meet, according to thelatest reports. Davidson, captain ofthe undefeated Maroon Gym team,is attempting to win the all-aroundgymnastic championship and standsa very good chance of doing so. Dav¬idson has been one of the most con¬sistent and outstanding point win¬ners of Coach Hoffer’s outfit and is,without doubt, the most polishedgymnast in the Big Ten at present.Friday and Saturday will close theconference competition of Quin, for¬mer captain, Nelson, Benson andCollins. These men have helpedbring Chicago those many gymnastictitles of which she is so proud andwill undoubtedly garner neededpoints in the coming Meet. ShortyMcRoy will engage in a grudge duelin the clubs with the Purdue manwho defeated him by .5 of a pointthe last time the two met.Coach Merrill’s fencing team isworking earnestly, for it has a goodchance of winning the championshipwith Graves, Steere, and Kerr com¬peting. Ohio State will probably givethe Maroon outfit its most fearedtight, for the Buckeye blades crushedChicago when the season first started.Illinois and Michigan will wagea close battle for the wrestling crown.The two schools possess grapplingsquads that are just about on parwith each other. The Maroon’s out¬standing wrestler, Captain Krogh,will undoubtedly have a hard timeto retain his title of 175 poundconference champ. Mather Picks AllConference FivesEdwin J. Mather, Wolverinebasketball coach, indulged in theold game of selecting an all-con¬ference team for the MichiganDaily. He said, in commentingupon his choice, that most of thegood men in the Conference wereconcentrated upon a few teamsand that Michigan and Indianawere the most favored.First Team—Oosterbaan, Mich¬igan, F.; Beckner, Indiana, F.;Harrigan, Michigan, C.; McCon¬nell, Iowa, G.; Barnum, Wiscon¬sin, G. Second Team—Cummins,Purdue, F.; Daugherity, Illinois,F.; Fisher, Northwestern, C.;Hunt, Ohio State, G.; Chambers,Michigan.SportologySchedule* Should Be Good—They’re “Made In Chicago’’One might infer that Chicago dic¬tated the athletic policy for the en¬tire Big Ten by the way the win¬ter schedules are working out. Withfinal exams coming next week it isquite an accommodation to Maroonathletes and fans to have the sportprogram close this week, therebyleaving only the books and studiesto worry over and think about.Most of the Big Ten schools haveno such worries for the near futureas they have just got under way intheir second semesters.* * *Then with our week of spring va¬cation to rest (?) us up in prepara¬tion for the following interscholas¬tic week, it seems that the schoolyear and the athletic year could notbe planned to accommodate eachother better than they do here atthe Midway.* * *And to bear out that statementthere is the ten day interim betweenthe great Interscholastic project andthe first Maroon ball game to givethe Crislermen ample time to settledown in final preparation for a ban¬ner year.A 'HYDE PARS. BLVD ot 81ACKSTONERonald Colman — Vilma BankyIn a Beautiful Love Story!‘The WINNING of BARBARA WORTH”See this tremendous, awe-inspiring picturization of HaroldBell Wright’s l)ook that has thrilled millions.—On the stage—An Albert E. Short lavish spectacle of galley slaves,vibrant music, and stirring songs. In the‘THE VIKING SHIP”- - Other Stars on the Stage - -LINDA SOOL, ViolinistCAROLINE LA RUE, DaneuseREO and HELMARALBERT E. SHORT and HisSYMPHONIC ARTISTSMAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009 TWO SIG CHI’S ONHONOR QUINTETOfficial Daily Maroon TeamsHave Wide Rep¬resentationHarold Stein, head official for theIntramural Basketball Tournamentjust concluded, having carefullythought over the past season in allof its details, has come forth withthe following all star selections,which he hopes will meet with yourapproval.First TeamL, Forward—Denton, Sigma Chi.R, Forward—Gordon, Alpha TauOmega.Center—Ken Rouse, Sigma Nu.Guard—Schneberger, Delta U.Guard—McCarthy, Sigma Chi.Second TeamForward—Anderson, Alpha TauOmega.Forward—Brachman, Delta Up-silon.Center—MacKenzie, Macs.Guard—Price, Sigma Nu.Guard—Cochrane, Delta Upsilon., .Third TeamForward—Dygert, Deke.Forward—Brignall, Sigma Nu.Center—Gage, Sigma Chi.Guard—Black, Deke.Guard—Williams, Kappa Sigma.Honorable MentionForwards—Hoffert, Delta Upsilon;Norberg, Lambda Chi Alpha; Crane,Macs; Webster, Deke; Felkheimer,Macs; Roterus, Delta Chi.Guards—MacGregor, Deke; Bart¬lett, Phi Gam; Goodman, Macs;Johnson, Delta Chi; Conkers, DeltaTau Delta.Centers—Johnson, Kappa Sigma;Mendenhall, Alpha Tau Omega;Haas, Delta Upsilon; Koerber, Sig¬ma Nu.STUDENTS WANTEDTo sell Radio Battery Eliminatorsevenings in South Side territory forSouth Side concern. Experience notessential. One sale daily nets $43.00weekly commission. Phone Oakland4204 for appointment.What!—a data and no car?Rent a Saundere Coupe. Yourawhila you drive It. Coete leaathan taxi. Go any where—atayaa long at you like. For Con-certa. Parties, Picnics or Out-of-Town Trips* Open orClosed CaratIAUNDIKI SYSTEM1121 E. 63rd St.Phone H. P. 210J Wolverines AgainEye Diamond TitleMichigan, who won the baseball title among others last year,will start the 1927 season witheven brighter prospects than lastseason. Seven letter men gracethis year’s squad.The big losses suffered wereWilson, first basemen, Edgar,catcher, who is ineligible and Jab-lanowski, the ranking pitcher inthe Big Ten last year. This meansthat the chucking burden will fallon Don Miller, whom Coach Fish¬er says is the best pitcher he hashad at Michigan. There are nineother good pitching possibilities inthe squad.SENIOR WOMEN INWIN OVER FRESHMEN;NOW ARE CHAMPIONSSenior women clinched their holdon the year’s championship with a29 to 11 victory over the frosh in thefinal game of the interclass basket¬ball series yesterday. Juniors heldthe sophs to a 18 to 18 tie and play¬ed their best game of the season.The sophs were handicapped by theabsence of their steadiest guards andthe fact that Alice Wiles was out ofthe game. Kacky Beebas starred forthe second year women. iThe senior-freshman game wasslow at the first and almost evenduring the first few minutes of play. SPRING SPORTS TO COME INTO OWN;VARSITY TENNIS PROSPECTS NOTBRIGHT, BUT FROSH ARE STRONGLoss of Shapinsky AndHudlrn WeakensNet TeamWith Shapinsky, who reached thefinals of the 1926 Conference meet,and Hudlin, colored star, missingfrom the ranks of the tennis team,the prospects for- this spring sportare not as bright as they might be.“Shap” had a very successful sea¬son last year, losing only to the Il¬linois flash, Frank O’Connel, whileHudlin was recently ranked seventhin the colored conference. Hall andBennet of the ’25 team will be themainstays of the varsity, while theother members are indeed problem¬atical.Frevhmen FlashyRepresented by one of the mostimposing array of youthful stars inyears, the freshmen seem due togive the varsity plenty of practice,and eventually to comprise a classyvarsity squad themselves.Calohan, interscholastic doubleschampion, Budd, who has won con¬siderable fame in Chicago tourna¬ments, Allison, former member ofthe Crane team which won the Nor¬thern Illinois championship, Holohan,of University High, and his team¬mate McDowell and Sheldon, of NewTrier fame, as well as a galaxy oflesser lights, make up a promisingaggregation.Everything considered, chancesseem good for the Conference titlein at least three of the next fourseasons. Veteran Material Greet*Crisler, NewCoachWith the gentle breezes of Springfloating through the still chilly ozoneFritz Crisler and his baseball squadare devoting their attention to ahard attempt to make the Chicago1926-27 athletic season a partial suc¬cess by bringing at least one majorchampionship to the University. Al¬though the first game, which is withPurdue, is not to be played untilApril 16, the first outdoor practicewas held yesterday and about thirtyvarsity aspirants reported.Fairly Good MaterialThe prospects for the coming sea¬son, as a whole, are rather bright.With Captain McConnel at shortstop,Webster, catcher, Brignal, third base,Macklin, field and pitcher, Gordon,field, Price, first base, Anderson, sec¬ond base, Hoerger, field, McDon¬ough, catcher, Zimmerman, pitcher,and Marks, pitcher, Coach Crislerpossesses a wealth of material fromwhich to select a team. His chiefdifficulty will be in finding a hurlerto take the place left vacant by JoeGubbins, who graduated last year.The men, yesterday, seemed inpretty good condition and wentthrough a pretty snappy workout un¬der the watchful eye of Crisler, whois in his first year as head baseballcoach. Fielding and batting wereemphasized and various combinationsof candidates were tried both in theoutfield and the infield.C. W. READING from forester to store manager‘After graduating from Illinois inJune of ’ll t started to learn thebusiness of wood preservation withresident was aI learned. . _ _ see lessof a real future in it.Having heard of Kresge methods anda company whose presidenclose personal friend. /\s Imore of the work, I couldof a real future in it.Having heard of Kresge methods aiKresge prospects, I investigatedthoroughly as it is possible for ioutsider to do. This convinced methat there was more opportunity foradvancement with thilcompany thanwith any othef U i ifcieav anythingabout.All my friends argued against theits up idea of my becoming a stockman inoveralls. They laughed at me forgiving up an almost sure thing to goto work for a big corporation whereno one knew me.Today, as a store manager, I cansmile at these friends for I am mak¬ing mote money than any of them.1 have gone further socially, finan¬cially, and ip every other way, thanwould have been possible in so shorta time in any other business.And I have just started! With thecompany expanding as it is, the op¬portunities are unlimited.”C. W. Reading> V t > t:■ •si I I4 Of■.3 Ai f»}{1i V pareer will soon be over. Andit choose your life work. Howi that you get started right.And it is entirely up to you! You may startin a position that pays well now, but whichoffers little or||o opportunity for advancement.Or you may start for a little less in a jobwhere there is much to learn, but which offersan unlimited future to those who are faithfuland willing to’work and study hard.We start college men at the bottom. But asthey learn an$ advance we pay them more. Ina few years they may become store managers—dignified positions which pay high salaries.If you are invested in the job with r future,write now topur Personnel Department. Wewill send a man who has already found successwith this fcrganization, a graduate of your owncollege, to meet you and tell you more aboutour business.Personnel DeptS S KRESGE CO3* lO* 03* 5TOIVES • • « ZS*/»*!** 5TOIVEJKRESGE BUILDING, DETROIT, MICHIGANA^ge Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 10, 19274 iVhisdeRELEASEA corpse is lying in a roomAll flower-filled and dark with gloomFrom here a sob is heard—fromthereA stricken, tragic, muttered pray’r,Mourners, bowed down, dressed inblack,Then cry out loud, and catch theirbreath,And stand in awe in front of death*'All but one—I do not sigh,What reason—when the corpse is I ?—Sis University women. The clippingswere undoubtedly used by the boysto prove to Dad that their demandfor a bigger allowance than sister isgetting (and she is at Wellesley atthat) was no idle foolishness.A PROFESSOR at the Universityof Minnesota warns us, after a gooddeal of research, that bleaches anddyes used on the hair, will turn aperson’s skin blue. Yes, professor,but think of the other people goinggreen with jealousy if the processdoes turn out to be a success! IMPRESSIONS—I.Wilson Avenue| Crash of symbols, groans and moansOf the horns and saxophonesBlaring from within the cabarets;Whistles of the traffic copsScreeching to the glistening topsOf the skyscrapers that line theways.: Flashing of a million lights—Sky-signs making days of nights:Rumbling of the stream of cars—Ceaseless noise like that of wars;Mobs of people flitting by—Candy shops lure them to buy.j Hectic turmoil—color—strife,—Wilson Avenue—gilded life.—Lachesis chorus girls in “Oh Please,” comingfrom New York and observing thedangerous .character of our traffic,have had their legs insured for ashigh as $50,000. I would say thatas far as getting their money’s worthis concerned, the audience has nokick coming!—Pooky “living conditions will attract a larg¬er number of girls to the Universityof Chicago.” Itlore cpmpetition forthe nurses in the new medical group!—GEO-GCLASSIFIEDPosh, Posh, Dearie—Mere Pin MoneyGeoG:Reports have it that several of the“Stuff-—No Nonsense”—Said thePoliticiansSir:Did any of the Frosh Pol. Sci.studes sit in on the Under-grad coun¬cil election yesterday? I supposecops were posted to watch out forthe Hitchcock and Foster gangs.Shooting and ballot-tfbJc stuffing were0. K. and good form. But the rivalcrowds had to watch out on the kid¬napping business—some of thejudges had to be back for 8 o’clocks.—Lord LloydTHE Chicago Post Office reportsseven hundred and forty-seven spe¬cial deliveries, five hundred and sixletters, and three post-cards receivedfor mailing last night from Univer¬sity students. The sudden onrush ofletters home was undoubtedly due tothe article in yesterday’s Maroon giv¬ing statistics to the effect that Uni¬versity men MUST spend, on an aver¬age, three times as much money as A WOMEN’S dormitory (private¬ly operated) is being put up onBlackstone Avenue, in order that FOR RENT—Reasonable, furn¬ished, fair room English basementapartment. 59th St., nehr I. C., bus,and surface lines, near Jackson Park, women or family. Hyde Park 8559.WANTED—Position as hostess,by a middle aged American prolest-am woman, reliable and trustworthy.Experienced, good reference. EllaMartin, 6007 South Park Ave., 2ndapartment.TYPING neatly done. Will callfor and deliver. C. Martin, Atlantic3270.WANTED—College graduates ofgood character and pleasing person¬ ality to sell wonderful office special¬ty. Immediate income and repeatorders develops into large perman¬ent income. Full time work. PhoneSuperior 8790.FOR SALE—Corona portable jnperfect condition, $25 cash, (allDorchester 0859, after 6 p. m.FAIR EXCHANGE: Will borro^er of trumpet from Alpha Sig Houseplease retrnn at least the mouth¬piece. In exchange I will give himone as yet unused.t*The Training School ForJewish Social WorkOffers a fifteen months’ courseof study in Jewish Family CaseWork, Child Care, CommunityCenters, Federations and HealthCenters.Several scholarships and fellow¬ships ranging from $250 to $1500are available for especially quali¬fied students.For information, addressThe DirectorThe Training School forJewish Social Work110 W. 91st St, New York City.Edgeworthsmokingis a partof collegeeducation*Economy plus travel comfort far surpassingyour expectations. Round trip fares from$170 to $190. From Montreal or Quebecyou will sail down the beautiful St. Law¬rence— the mighty water boulevard to Europe—then only 4 days open sea. Direct service#to Liverpool, Southampton, Glasgow, Belfast)Cfierbourg, Antwerp, Hamburg.Collegiate Tours to EuropeSummer Season—192737 days, $385—all expenses—personallyescorted — England, France, Holland, Bel¬gium. Most complete itinerary with maxi- •mum benefits.Cabin and Empress Tours, $850 and up.Always carry Canadian Pacific ExpressCompany’s Travellers’ Cheques, negotiableeverywhere.Full information and tailing dates from local staamihip agent*, orl/lt/mt *i iCanadian PacificWorld** Greatest Travel System Henry C.Lijtton $ SonsBroadway and Fifth—Gary Orrington and Church—EvanstonState and Jackson—Chicago2 In the Lytton College Shopand 3 ButtonSmart Spring SuitsUndoubtedly the Season *s Best Values$35 *40Every Suit with 2 pair of TrousersCOLLEGE men appreciate good clothes at a low price. That’s whythey make a habit of coming back to the Lytton College Shopseason after season. Take these new Spring Suits, for instance —tailored well — styled well — patterns new and attractive. So it’s justnatural for college men to like them, especially when you remember thatevery Suit has 2 pair trousers. .id*#.*..“This Sait? From the Lytton College Shop of course!mg ......... i err:mli* . Aunts